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PREVIOUSLY ON...
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CARLOS NEEDED TO MAKE A CHANGE.
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I AM MISERABLE AT WORK.
I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE.
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ORSON SENT THE POLICE
AN ANONYMOUS TIP.
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GOT A FEELING ABOUT THIS.
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ENOUGH OF A FEELING TO GO
DIG UP A CONSTRUCTION SITE?
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MIKE PROTECTED RENEE...
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HE IS A GOOD MAN.
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BUT HE PAID THE PRICE.
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(Mary Alice)
EVERY DAY ON WISTERIA LANE,
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WOMEN FACE THEIR SHARE
OF PROBLEMS...
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LIKE A PAPERBOY
WHO'S OFF THE MARK...
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(beeping)
AN APPLIANCE
THAT'S OUT OF WHACK...
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OR A REPORT CARD
THAT'S BELOW PAR.
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THESE EVERYDAY PROBLEMS
CAN SEEM LIKE
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MATTERS OF LIFE AND DEATH.
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I'VE TOLD YOUR PAPERBOY
TEN TIMES--
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THE FLOWER BED SPRINKLERS GO ON
AT 6:00 A.M. SHARP.
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(gunshot, tires peal)
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(beep, phone clatters)
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I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN
CALL HIM A REPAIRMAN
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IF AFTER HE VISITS,
THE THING IS NOT REPAIRED.
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(gunshot, tires peal)
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(beep)
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AND GET THIS, CARLOS.
HER MATH TEACHER WROTE,
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"THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN
HER ARITHMETIC IS HER ATTITUDE."
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(gunshot, tires peal)
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(beep)
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BUT THEN SOMETHING
TRULY HORRIBLE COMES ALONG...
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AND WE RUSH TO HOLD ON
TO WHAT REALLY MATTERS...
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(exhales deeply)
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(Susan crying)
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MIKE!
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BEFORE IT'S GONE FOREVER.
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WHEN A LOVED ONE DIES,
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CERTAIN DECISIONS
HAVE TO BE MADE.
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A COFFIN MUST BE SELECTED.
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A HEADSTONE MUST BE PICKED.
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CLOTHES MUST BE CHOSEN.
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PREPARING A BODY FOR BURIAL
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IS NEVER AN EASY THING
TO DO...
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(police radio chatter)
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BUT UNEARTHING ONE
CAN BE EVEN HARDER.
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(police radio chatter)
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HEY! I THINK WE GOT SOMETHING.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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YOU LOOK HANDSOME.
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WHAT'S THAT UNDER YOUR SHIRT?
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MY LITTLE TRIBUTE TO MIKE.
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HE WOULD'VE LOVED THAT.
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HE WAS ALWAYS TRYING
TO GET ME
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TO GO TO INDIANAPOLIS
FOR A GAME. (chuckles)
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AND I WAS TOO BUSY
BEING A BIG EXECUTIVE,
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HELPING RICH PEOPLE
GET RICHER.
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THAT'LL BE A...
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GREAT EULOGY SOMEDAY, HUH?
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IS THIS ABOUT YOU WANTING
TO QUIT YOUR JOB AGAIN
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SO YOU CAN BE
AN UNDERPAID COUNSELOR?
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I'M NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO GET
YOU TO UNDERSTAND THIS, AM I?
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WHAT A DIFFERENCE
IT WOULD MAKE IN MY LIFE
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IF I FELT LIKE
I WAS HELPING PEOPLE.
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YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M NEVER GONNA
UNDERSTAND IT, AND I ALSO
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DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY WE HAVE
TO TALK ABOUT THIS TODAY.
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BECAUSE MY BEST FRIEND
IS DEAD,
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AND HE DIED TRYING
TO HELP PEOPLE,
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SO IF YOU ASK ME,
IT KIND OF SEEMS LIKE
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THE PERFECT DAY
TO TALK ABOUT IT.
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THIS ONE?
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SURE.
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UM, SHOES?
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YOU PICK.
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(doorbell rings)
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HI, REVEREND.
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HELLO, JULIE.
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(door closes)
SUSAN.
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I, UM, WANTED TO SHOW YOU
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A... ROUGH DRAFT
OF MIKE'S FUNERAL SERVICE.
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IT'S WHAT WE DISCUSSED--
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A STANDARD
EPISCOPALIAN CEREMONY.
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I'M SURE IT'LL BE FINE.
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UM, JUST WANTED TO SEE
IF YOU'D LIKE TO ADD ANYTHING
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TO MAKE IT
A LITTLE MORE PERSONAL.
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READINGS, FOR EXAMPLE.
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DID HE HAVE
ANY FAVORITE POEMS?
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ANY FAVORITE WRITERS?
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MIKE REALLY WASN'T
MUCH OF A READER.
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THAT'S FINE.
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WERE YOU PLANNING ON SAYING
SOMETHING DURING THE SERVICE?
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LIKE WHAT, "I WISH SOMEONE
HADN'T MURDERED MY HUSBAND"?
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MOM...
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HE'S JUST TRYING TO HELP.
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I KNOW. I'M SORRY.
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I JUST, UH...
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD SAY
THAT WOULD BE ENOUGH.
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I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL PEOPLE
WHAT KIND OF MAN MIKE WAS...
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WHAT KIND OF FATHER AND HUSBAND
AND FRIEND HE WAS.
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I JUST...
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NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD
HAVE TO SUM UP HIS LIFE
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BEFORE HE WAS...
DONE LIVING IT.
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IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY.
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(scoffs)
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PLEASE, REVEREND,
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IF THERE'S ONE THING THAT I KNOW
FOR SURE AT THIS MOMENT,
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IS THAT...
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NOTHING IS EVER
GOING TO BE OKAY AGAIN.
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(car door opens and closes)
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(car door closes)
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HEY.
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HEY.
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HOW'S SUSAN HOLDING UP?
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SHE'LL BE REALLY GLAD
YOU CAME.
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I CAUGHT THE FIRST FLIGHT
AFTER YOU CALLED ME.
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I'M JUST, UH...
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I'M STILL IN SHOCK.
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YOU KNOW WHAT I KEEP
THINKING ABOUT ALL MORNING?
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DO YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME
YOU, ME, MIKE, AND SUSAN
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RENTED THOSE CABINS
BY THE LAKE?
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OH, NO. THE PONTOON BOAT?
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YEAH, THE PONTOON BOAT
WITH THE BROKEN GAS GAUGE.
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AND I KEPT TELLING EVERYBODY,
"DON'T WORRY.
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THEY'LL COME LOOKING FOR US."
AND THEN THE SUN
STARTED TO GO DOWN.
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WHO KNEW MIKE WAS
SUCH A GREAT SWIMMER?
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I KNOW. IT WAS HALF A MILE TO
SHORE, AT LEAST, IN COLD WATER.
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HE WAS AN AMAZING GUY.
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(crying) I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M NEVER GONNA SEE HIM
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WALK OUT OF THAT HOUSE AGAIN.
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(sniffles)
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(exhales deeply)
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(sniffles) I'M SORRY.
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I'VE BEEN DOING A REALLY GOOD
JOB KEEPING IT TOGETHER
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UNTIL NOW.
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I'M SO SORRY, LYNETTE.
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HE REALLY SEEMED LIKE
A GOOD GUY.
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YEAH. HE WAS A GREAT GUY.
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WELL, WE SHOULD
PROBABLY GET GOING.
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HEY.
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YOU WANT TO RIDE WITH US
TO THE CHURCH?
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NO. I STILL HAVE TO GET READY.
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SO YOU GUYS GO AHEAD.
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HEY, BREE.
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OH. PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE NOT
WEARING THAT TO THE FUNERAL.
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UH, ACTUALLY THAT'S WHY
I WAS COMING OVER.
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I'M NOT GOING TO THE FUNERAL,
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SO COULD YOU PLEASE TELL SUSAN
HOW SORRY I AM?
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YOU HAVE TO BE THERE.
THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD IS GOING.
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UH, YEAH, AND THEY'LL
ALL BE THINKING,
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"THERE'S THE WOMAN
THAT MIKE WAS PROTECTING
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"WHEN HE BEAT UP
THAT LOAN SHARK.
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SHE'S THE REASON HE'S DEAD."
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RENEE--
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MIKE STUCK HIS NECK OUT
FOR ME,
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AND NOW SUSAN'S A WIDOW,
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AND A 9-YEAR-OLD KID HAS TO
GROW UP WITHOUT A FATHER.
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LOOK, I KNOW YOU FEEL AWFUL
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED,
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BUT TODAY IS ABOUT
HONORING MIKE.
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YOU DO NOT GET TO MAKE THIS
ABOUT YOUR GUILT.
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(sighs)
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WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME
LIKE THAT?
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BECAUSE YOU'RE RIGHT,
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AND IT'S ANNOYING.
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COME ON.
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GO GET CHANGED,
AND I WILL SAVE YOU A SEAT.
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UGH. I REALLY HATE TODAY.
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ME, TOO.
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(car door slams)
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MRS. VAN DE KAMP?
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CAN I HELP YOU?
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I'M DETECTIVE HEREDIA,
FAIRVIEW P.D.
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OH. UH, IF THIS IS ABOUT
MIKE DELFINO'S MURDER,
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I'D BE HAPPY TO HELP,
BUT...
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AS YOU CAN SEE,
I'M ON MY WAY TO HIS FUNERAL.
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ACTUALLY, WE ALREADY MADE
AN ARREST IN THAT CASE.
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THANK GOD.
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I'M HERE
ON AN UNRELATED MATTER.
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IT'S A MISSING PERSONS
INVESTIGATION.
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OH?
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YEAH, I'D LIKE YOU TO COME DOWN
AND ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS.
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NOW?
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PLEASE.
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AS SHE ARRIVED
AT MIKE DELFINO'S FUNERAL,
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GABY CONSIDERED WHAT HER FRIEND
SUSAN MUST BE GOING THROUGH.
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AFTER ALL, MIKE WAS
THE LOVE OF SUSAN'S LIFE,
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AND THAT GOT GABY THINKING
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ABOUT THE LOVE OF HERS.
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(giggles)
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SO... (sighs)
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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A LOT OF THINGS.
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MOST OF THEM OBSCENE.
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(laughs) I LIKE IT, TOO!
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IT'S ROYAL WEDDING WITH
JUST A HINT OF SLUT. (giggles)
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SO... HOW MUCH?
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WHO CARES?
YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR,
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AND YOU ARE GETTING THIS.
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(giggles)
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$12,000? DIOS MIO.
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WE DIDN'T EVEN PAY THIS MUCH
FOR OUR FIRST HOUSE.
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YEAH, WELL, HOW MUCH
CAN MUD AND STRAW COST?
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LADIES.
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(sighs) WE ARE
HAVING A NICE TIME.
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LET'S TRY
AND KEEP IT THAT WAY.
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NOW BE HONEST, MAMA.
DON'T YOU LIKE THE DRESS?
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DOES IT ONLY COME IN WHITE?
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I'M JUST SAYING,
SHE'S NOT FOOLING ANYBODY.
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WELL, I THINK
SHE LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.
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WE'LL TAKE IT.
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NO.
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I WILL NOT LET YOU SPEND MONEY
LIKE THAT.
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UH, COULD YOU GIVE US A MOMENT?
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UGH.
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(Carlos)
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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SHE LOVES THE DRESS,
AND YOU KEEP INSULTING IT.
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YOU JUST DON'T GET IT,
DO YOU, CARLOS?
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THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING.
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YOU GIVE IN TO HER WITH THIS
DRESS, SHE'LL BLEED YOU DRY.
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TRUST ME.
THAT WOMAN IS A GOLD DIGGER.
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(whispers) HIT HER, CARLOS.
HIT HER.
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(clears throat) MAMA,
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YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU,
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BUT IF YOU SAY ONE MORE
CRITICAL THING ABOUT GABY,
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DON'T BOTHER
COMING TO OUR WEDDING.
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UNDERSTOOD?
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WELL, I GUESS
YOU'VE MADE YOUR CHOICE.
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I JUST HOPE SHE REALIZES
HOW LUCKY SHE IS.
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MM. NO.
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I AM THE LUCKY ONE.
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I'VE NEVER MET
ANYONE LIKE HER,
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AND WHEN SHE SMILES AT ME,
YOU CAN'T PUT A PRICE ON IT.
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SO I DON'T CARE
IF I HAVE TO WORK
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20 HOURS A DAY
TO KEEP HER HAPPY.
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I'LL DO IT.
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(inhales deeply)
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CARLOS, SWEETIE,
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YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD REALLY MAKE
THIS DRESS POP IS...
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00:11:52,512 --> 00:11:53,981
OH.
235
00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:55,515
NO, I SHOULDN'T.
236
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:57,785
TELL ME. WHAT?
237
00:11:57,818 --> 00:11:58,919
WELL,
IT'S PROBABLY TOO MUCH,
238
00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:02,022
BUT A PAIR
OF DIAMOND EARRINGS?
239
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:04,157
THEN OUR NEXT STOP IS
A JEWELRY STORE.
240
00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:06,293
(giggles and squeals)
241
00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:10,063
MM.
242
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:16,837
HEY. WHAT ARE THOSE STAINS
ON THE LIVING ROOM RUG?
243
00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:19,239
THE GREEN IS JUANITA'S PUKE,
THE YELLOW IS CELIA'S PUKE,
244
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:21,041
AND THE RED IS MY MERLOT.
245
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,176
SINCE WHEN ARE YOU DRINKING WINE
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AFTERNOON?
246
00:12:23,210 --> 00:12:25,879
SINCE THE GIRLS STARTED PUKING
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AFTERNOON.
247
00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:27,114
(bell dings)
248
00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:29,817
YOUR SOUP IS COMING, JUANITA!
249
00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:30,984
(air horn blows)
250
00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:32,920
YES, CELIA, YOURS, TOO!
251
00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:34,121
(sighs)
252
00:12:35,856 --> 00:12:37,858
HERE. MY SHIFT IS OVER.
253
00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:39,459
NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.
I CAN'T, GABY. NOT TONIGHT.
254
00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:41,028
WHY NOT?
I'VE BEEN WITH THEM
255
00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:42,830
SINCE THEY GOT
THE STUPID STOMACH FLU.
256
00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:44,865
I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN FOUR DAYS.
I NEED A BREAK, CARLOS.
257
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:47,567
TOMORROW MORNING, TEN CLIENTS
FROM JAPAN ARE FLYING IN,
258
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,437
AND IN ORDER FOR ME
TO WIN THEIR GIANT ACCOUNT,
259
00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:51,638
I HAVE TO WOW THEM WITH
260
00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:54,241
A PowerPoint PRESENTATION THAT
I HAVE NOT EVEN STARTED YET.
261
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,977
ALL I HEAR IS "BLAHBETY-BLAH.
JAPAN. BLAHBETY BLAH."
262
00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:59,246
I NEED A MASSAGE.
(bell dings)
263
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,581
OH, MY GOD. NOT AGAIN.
264
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,952
EVERY TIME A BELL RINGS,
AN ANGEL DOES NOT GET ITS WINGS.
265
00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:06,854
A CHILD ALMOST GETS HIT!
266
00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:09,022
IT'S JUST ENDLESS.
267
00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:10,891
IF SOMETHING ISN'T COMING OUT
OF THEIR MOUTHS,
268
00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,592
IT'S COMING OUT
OF THEIR BUTTS.
269
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,561
EVERY OPENING IS
ON FULL SERVICE.
270
00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:16,563
I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE.
I'M STARTING TO LOSE MY MIND!
271
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:17,597
OKAY.
272
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:18,698
OKAY.
273
00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:22,002
GO GET YOUR MASSAGE. I WILL
TAKE CARE OF THEM TONIGHT.
274
00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:24,571
WHAT ABOUT JAPAN?
275
00:13:24,604 --> 00:13:27,040
THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT.
276
00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:30,010
I TOLD YOU I WOULD
ALWAYS TAKE CARE OF YOU.
277
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,078
(kiss)
278
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:33,947
GO. GO GET YOUR MASSAGE.
279
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:37,951
HEY, GIRLS! DADDY'S HOME!
I GOT YOUR SOUP!
280
00:13:37,985 --> 00:13:39,887
(knock on door)
281
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,554
(singsongy)
SURPRISE TACO VISIT.
282
00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:44,157
(normal voice) DON'T GET TOO
EXCITED. THAT'S NOT A EUPHEMISM.
283
00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:47,494
HEY, BABE, I'M KIND OF
IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING.
284
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:49,496
WHAT ARE YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF?
OBVIOUSLY NOT SHAVING
285
00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:51,398
OR PUTTING ON DEODORANT.
YOU LOOK LIKE A TERRORIST.
286
00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:53,100
CAN YOU PLEASE
JUST COME BACK LATER?
287
00:13:53,133 --> 00:13:55,102
OKAY. I MEAN,
288
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:57,637
I THOUGHT IT'D BE NICE TO HAVE
LUNCH TOGETHER, BUT FINE.
289
00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,107
I'LL JUST LEAVE THESE FOR YOU.
290
00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:02,009
(Carlos sighs)
291
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,176
MIKE?
292
00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:06,013
HEY, GABY.
293
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:08,148
SO MIKE GETS TO COME VISIT,
BUT NOT ME?
294
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:11,084
MIKE IS JUST BEING A FRIEND.
HE GETS WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH.
295
00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:12,585
AH, I DID MY OWN LITTLE STINT
IN REHAB.
296
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,087
I KNOW HOW HARD THIS CAN BE.
297
00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:17,157
RIGHT. WHAT DO I KNOW?
I'M ONLY HIS WIFE.
298
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:20,560
(sighs)
299
00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:24,998
GABY. GABY, WAIT.
300
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:27,467
HE'S A LITTLE ON EDGE RIGHT NOW.
CUT HIM SOME SLACK.
301
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,569
YOU THINK I CAME HERE
TO GIVE HIM A HARD TIME?
302
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,604
I JUST WANT
TO BE HERE FOR HIM.
303
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,373
YEAH, BUT YOU BEING HERE
JUST REMINDS HIM
304
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,575
HOW HE'S MESSING EVERYTHING UP.
HE FEELS LIKE HE'S FAILING YOU.
305
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:38,611
OH, THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
WHY DO YOU THINK
HE'S PUSHING YOU AWAY?
306
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,948
HE CAN'T STAND
YOU SEEING HIM LIKE THIS,
307
00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:43,416
AND FRANKLY, I THINK
HE'S A LITTLE SCARED.
308
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:45,085
OF WHAT?
309
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:47,520
HE'S ALWAYS PROVIDED FOR YOU,
310
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:49,522
AND IF YOU THINK
HE CAN'T DO THAT ANYMORE,
311
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,458
HE'S AFRAID
YOU MIGHT LEAVE HIM.
312
00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:01,568
MIKE WAS A GOOD MAN...
313
00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:05,072
AND SO ARE YOU.
314
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:09,342
YOU SHOULD QUIT YOUR JOB.
315
00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:10,477
WHAT? BUT YOU SAID THAT--
316
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,379
I WAS WRONG.
317
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,447
IF BEING A COUNSELOR'S
GONNA MAKE YOU HAPPY,
318
00:15:14,481 --> 00:15:16,516
THEN THAT'S
WHAT YOU SHOULD DO.
319
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,429
AS LYNETTE LOOKED
AT A WEDDING PHOTO
320
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,631
OF SUSAN AND MIKE,
321
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:35,502
SHE THOUGHT ABOUT THE TRAGIC
END OF THEIR MARRIAGE,
322
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:40,540
AND THAT STARTED HER THINKING
ABOUT THE BEGINNING OF HER OWN.
323
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:45,078
OH, I GOT THIS.
324
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,314
NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.
I GOT IT. (chuckles)
325
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:48,248
WHY? 'CAUSE YOU'RE THE GUY?
326
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:51,584
NO, BECAUSE I ASKED YOU OUT.
IT'S ONLY FAIR.
327
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,553
LET ME GET IT.
328
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,555
NO. NEXT TIME.
329
00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:57,724
NEXT TIME?
330
00:15:57,757 --> 00:16:00,027
YOU'RE ASKING ME OUT
ON A SECOND DATE?
331
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,763
ABSO-TIVELY.
332
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,199
OKAY, BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW
I HAVE A 3-DATE RULE
333
00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:08,601
BEFORE I EVEN CONSIDER
SLEEPING WITH SOMEONE.
334
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,203
(chuckles)
335
00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:13,273
FOR THE RECORD, I WASN'T,
UH, EXPECTING ANYTHING.
336
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:16,276
THAT SAID, IF YOU TAKE ME OUT
FOR COFFEE NOW,
337
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:19,246
I WOULD BE WILLING TO CONSIDER
THAT A SECOND DATE.
338
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:21,248
AND WHAT IF AFTER THAT,
I OFFERED YOU
339
00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:24,317
HALF THE CANDY BAR
I HAVE IN MY GLOVE COMPARTMENT?
340
00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:27,187
WOULD THAT COUNT
AS A THIRD DATE?
341
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:28,321
(chuckles)
342
00:16:28,355 --> 00:16:30,557
LET'S HAVE THE COFFEE FIRST
343
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,725
AND SEE HOW IT GOES,
SHALL WE?
344
00:16:32,759 --> 00:16:35,662
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
345
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:39,499
(chuckles) SO DO WE NEED
TO TELL H.R. ABOUT THIS?
346
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,401
WHY WOULD WE?
347
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,236
WELL, I THINK
THEY WANT TO KNOW
348
00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:45,305
WHEN EMPLOYEES GET
IN A RELATIONSHIP.
349
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,474
TOM, WE DON'T HAVE TO DO
THE WHOLE RELATIONSHIP THING.
350
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,476
I AM NOT ONE OF THOSE GIRLS
351
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:52,679
LOOKING FOR A RING AND KIDS
AND A HOUSE IN THE SUBURBS.
352
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:55,582
ALTHOUGH I AM KIND OF PARTIAL
TO WHITE PICKET FENCES.
353
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,617
YOU DON'T THINK
THERE'S ANYBODY OUT THERE
354
00:16:57,650 --> 00:16:59,552
WHO CAN
MAKE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND?
355
00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:01,421
NOT FOR THE NEXT SEVEN YEARS.
356
00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:04,591
I HAVE THIS WHOLE PLAN
WHERE I BECOME VICE PRESIDENT.
357
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:07,194
OF THE UNITED STATES?
358
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,695
(laughs)
359
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:11,798
I MEANT THE COMPANY,
BUT WE'LL SEE.
360
00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:18,405
OKAY. CAN I LOOK NOW?
MY BACK IS ACHING,
361
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:21,374
MY ANKLES ARE SWOLLEN, AND YOUR
HANDS SMELL LIKE CHEESE.
362
00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:23,210
(laughs)
363
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:24,577
(gasps)
TA-DA!
364
00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:27,180
WHAT IS THIS?
365
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:29,316
IT'S YOUR DREAM HOUSE.
366
00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:31,351
SOMEONE ALREADY BOUGHT IT.
367
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:34,454
YEAH, I DID, FOR YOU.
368
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:35,522
OW!
369
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,623
WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG
WITH YOU?
370
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,258
YOU DON'T JUST BUY
SOMEONE A HOUSE.
371
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,760
THE EXCEPTION TO THE RULE
BEING DREAM HOUSES.
372
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:43,163
NO, YOU STILL
SHOULD'VE CONSULTED ME.
373
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:45,465
THIS IS A DECISION WE'RE
SUPPOSED TO MAKE TOGETHER
374
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:46,666
AND...
(inhales sharply) OW!
375
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,301
OH, CRAMP. OH, MY FOOT.
376
00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:49,569
HERE. SIT DOWN.
OKAY.
377
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:51,238
SIT DOWN.
378
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:52,372
(groans) HERE.
379
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,174
WHERE IS IT? RIGHT THERE?
RIGHT THERE. RIGHT THERE.
380
00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:55,575
(sighs)
381
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,210
COME ON.
382
00:17:57,244 --> 00:18:00,213
ADMIT IT.
THIS IS KIND OF NICE.
383
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:02,182
YEAH, IT'S NICE,
384
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:04,184
BUT...
385
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:06,186
I HAVE CERTAIN THINGS
I WANT IN A HOME.
386
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:09,156
I KNOW. LIKE A-A TREE HOUSE
FOR THE TWINS TO PLAY IN.
387
00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:11,191
THERE'S THE PERFECT TREE
FOR IT.
388
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:12,292
AND AN HERB GARDEN--
389
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,727
THERE'S A GREAT SPOT
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HOUSE.
390
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,230
AND OF COURSE,
391
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:20,333
YOUR WHITE PICKET FENCE, JUST
LIKE YOU ALWAYS DREAMED ABOUT.
392
00:18:21,634 --> 00:18:25,305
WAIT. I NEVER SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT A WHITE PICKET FENCE.
393
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,340
SURE, YOU DID.
ON OUR FIRST DATE.
394
00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:29,242
YOU SAID YOU WERE A SUCKER
FOR A WHITE PICKET FENCE.
395
00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:31,411
THERE'S NO WAY I SAID THAT
ON OUR FIRST DATE.
396
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:34,314
YOU DID. I REMEMBER,
BECAUSE AS SOON AS YOU SAID IT,
397
00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:36,883
I GOT THIS IMAGE OF US
SITTING ON OUR PORCH,
398
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:39,719
WATCHING OUR KIDS PLAY
WHILE WE DRINK LEMONADE
399
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:42,189
AND LOOK OUT OVER
OUR WHITE PICKET FENCE.
400
00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:47,194
YEAH, THIS DOES
SEEM LIKE A NICE PLACE.
401
00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:49,662
(birds chirping)
402
00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:51,431
I'M SORRY
I DID THIS WITHOUT YOU,
403
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,666
BUT I KNEW,
404
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:56,336
WHEN I SAW THIS HOUSE,
THAT YOU WOULD LOVE IT.
405
00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:00,373
BECAUSE I KNOW YOU
BETTER THAN ANYONE.
406
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:04,211
MM.
407
00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:04,877
MM.
408
00:19:04,911 --> 00:19:06,713
MM.
409
00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:07,914
OW!
410
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,216
(chuckles)
411
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,586
(grunts)
412
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:17,657
HERE. THESE ARE YOURS, TOO.
AH.
413
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:20,627
THANKS. UM, DO YOU MIND IF I
TAKE THE PORTABLE CD PLAYER?
414
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:21,894
THE ONE I USE
WHILE I'M COOKING?
415
00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,963
HOW ELSE
AM I GONNA PLAY MY CDs?
416
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,433
YEAH. SURE. TAKE IT.
417
00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:27,900
OKAY. THANKS.
418
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:32,239
(door opens and closes)
419
00:19:32,239 --> 00:19:33,873
HOW YOU DOING?
420
00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:36,376
GREAT. IT'S ALL THE FUN
OF A GARAGE SALE
421
00:19:36,409 --> 00:19:38,245
WITHOUT MAKING ANY MONEY
422
00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:41,281
AND ONLY GETTING RID
OF STUFF YOU REALLY LIKE.
423
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:42,849
WHY AREN'T YOU
FIGHTING HARDER?
424
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,884
IT'S JUST A CD PLAYER.
425
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,953
I'M TALKING
ABOUT YOUR MARRIAGE.
426
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:49,456
LYNETTE, YOU KNOW ME.
427
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,858
I HATE TALKING ABOUT THIS STUFF,
BUT EVERYBODY ON THE STREET
428
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:54,894
KNOWS YOU AND TOM ARE
SUPPOSED TO BE TOGETHER.
429
00:19:54,927 --> 00:19:56,996
I DON'T KNOW.
430
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,931
AT THIS POINT,
THERE'S SO MANY BAD FEELINGS,
431
00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:01,000
I THINK TIME APART
WILL HELP US.
432
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,436
IT WON'T.
433
00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:04,837
(suitcase thuds)
434
00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:06,005
(sighs)
435
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,874
I'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS.
ALL RIGHT, I KNOW HOW IT GOES.
436
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:08,941
EACH OF YOU WAITING
FOR THE OTHER ONE
437
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:11,978
TO ADMIT THEY WERE WRONG,
BEG TO BE TAKEN BACK.
438
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:14,013
THE PROBLEM IS,
THE WHOLE TIME YOU'RE WAITING,
439
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,015
YOU'RE JUST GROWING
FURTHER APART.
440
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,318
BUT YOU AND SUSAN
GOT BACK TOGETHER.
441
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:20,987
AND I KICK MYSELF EVERY DAY
FOR LETTING IT TAKE SO LONG.
442
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:23,456
WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS,
443
00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:25,892
SOMEBODY'S GOTTA MAKE
THE FIRST MOVE.
444
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,827
I CAN'T RIGHT NOW.
445
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,862
I'M TOO ANGRY.
446
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,931
AND ONE DAY YOU WON'T BE.
447
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:33,966
I HOPE IT'S NOT TOO LATE.
448
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,436
FOR EITHER ONE OF YOU.
449
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:43,343
DON'T LET IT BOTHER YOU,
HONEY.
450
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:44,143
WHAT?
451
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:46,513
TOM, SHOWING UP
WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND.
452
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,582
IT'S FINE.
453
00:20:49,616 --> 00:20:51,884
I ACTUALLY DON'T THINK IT'S
GONNA LAST THAT MUCH LONGER.
454
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,653
YEAH? YOU HEARD SOMETHING?
455
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:57,457
NO, I DECIDED SOMETHING.
456
00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:07,767
BREE VAN DE KAMP
FOUND HERSELF HELPLESS
457
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,002
IN THE FACE OF A POWERFUL MAN.
458
00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:12,839
AND THIS GOT HER THINKING
459
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:16,543
ABOUT THE WAYS SHE'D HANDLED
POWERFUL MEN BEFORE
460
00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:19,579
AND HOW SHE'D LEARNED TO DO IT.
461
00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:26,653
BREE.
462
00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:28,555
WHAT ARE YOU MAKING?
463
00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:30,590
HONEY PECAN PIE.
464
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:32,425
IT'S YOUR FATHER'S FAVORITE.
465
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:33,726
CAN I HELP?
466
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:34,694
PIE'S DONE,
467
00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:38,698
BUT I CAN TEACH YOU
HOW TO MAKE WHIPPED CREAM.
468
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:42,869
OF COURSE
THERE'S SO MANY THINGS
469
00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:44,837
I SHOULD PROBABLY
TEACH YOU FIRST.
470
00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:46,506
LIKE WHAT?
471
00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:50,810
LIKE... HOW TO BE A WOMAN.
472
00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:55,548
THAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT
LESSON I CAN PASS DOWN.
473
00:21:55,582 --> 00:21:59,719
AS THE CREAM THICKENS, YOU WHIP
IT A LITTLE FASTER, OKAY?
474
00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:02,389
DON'T I BECOME A WOMAN
JUST BY GETTING OLDER?
475
00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:03,456
OH, NO, BREE.
476
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:06,393
THERE'S SOME THINGS
YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO UNDERSTAND,
477
00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:08,528
BUT...
478
00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:11,664
I THINK YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH
TO LEARN ABOUT THE MASK.
479
00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:13,466
THE MASK?
480
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,702
IT'S WHAT MY MOTHER CALLED IT.
IT'S THE FACE YOU WEAR
481
00:22:15,735 --> 00:22:18,938
WHEN YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE
TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE FEELING.
482
00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:22,409
ALL WELL-BROUGHT-UP WOMEN
CONCEAL THEIR EMOTIONS.
483
00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:25,745
IT'S VERY USEFUL, ESPECIALLY
WHEN DEALING WITH MEN.
484
00:22:25,778 --> 00:22:26,946
WHY?
485
00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:29,949
WELL, IF A MAN
KNOWS WHAT YOU'RE THINKING,
486
00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:31,718
IT GIVES HIM POWER OVER YOU.
487
00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:34,554
FOR EXAMPLE,
488
00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:37,424
IF A MAN KNOWS
HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HIM,
489
00:22:37,424 --> 00:22:39,926
HE'LL TAKE YOU FOR GRANTED.
HE'LL HURT YOU--
490
00:22:39,959 --> 00:22:42,429
CARELESSLY,
491
00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:44,664
CRUELLY,
492
00:22:44,697 --> 00:22:45,698
CONSTANTLY.
493
00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:46,599
(plop)
494
00:22:48,468 --> 00:22:49,936
DOES DADDY KNOW
THAT YOU LOVE HIM?
495
00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:52,672
YES. I HAVE
TOLD HIM REPEATEDLY
496
00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:54,807
THAT I CANNOT LIVE
WITHOUT HIM.
497
00:22:54,841 --> 00:22:57,510
IF YOU'RE SO UPSET WITH HIM,
498
00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,646
WHY ARE YOU MAKING
HIS FAVORITE PIE?
499
00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:01,648
BECAUSE AFTER
ALL OF THESE YEARS,
500
00:23:01,681 --> 00:23:03,850
I'VE FORGOTTEN
HOW TO WEAR MY MASK.
501
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:07,620
SO NOW I MUST DO THINGS
TO DISTRACT DADDY.
502
00:23:07,654 --> 00:23:10,490
LIKE THIS PIE.
503
00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:13,560
WHEN I BRING IT OUT,
HE'LL BE SO EXCITED,
504
00:23:13,593 --> 00:23:15,762
HE WON'T NOTICE
THE DEVASTATION IN MY EYES.
505
00:23:15,795 --> 00:23:18,598
DEVASTATION?
506
00:23:18,631 --> 00:23:19,866
MM-HMM. IT'S AN EMOTION.
507
00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:21,868
THE KIND YOU MIGHT FEEL
WHEN YOUR FRIEND CALLS
508
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:23,736
TO SAY
YOUR HUSBAND'S LeSABRE
509
00:23:23,770 --> 00:23:26,639
WAS SEEN IN THE PARKING LOT
OF A CERTAIN MOTEL,
510
00:23:26,673 --> 00:23:29,942
NEXT TO
HIS SECRETARY'S BONNEVILLE.
511
00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:33,713
PRACTICE YOUR MASK.
512
00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:36,516
OH, NO. (chuckles)
513
00:23:36,549 --> 00:23:37,750
HONEY, THAT'S TOO MUCH.
514
00:23:37,784 --> 00:23:41,488
ALL YOU NEED IS
THE HINT OF A SMILE.
515
00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:43,690
PERFECT.
516
00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:45,492
WHEN AN EXPRESSION LIKE THAT,
517
00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:48,561
NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE REALLY THINKING.
518
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:50,897
AND I'LL HAVE POWER
OVER MEN?
519
00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:54,767
GOD, I HOPE SO.
520
00:23:54,801 --> 00:23:56,168
(plop)
521
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:06,546
(door closes)
522
00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:09,215
(sighs deeply)
523
00:24:09,248 --> 00:24:10,883
WHY ARE YOU ANGRY?
524
00:24:10,917 --> 00:24:13,520
WHO SAYS I'M ANGRY?
525
00:24:13,553 --> 00:24:16,623
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS,
YOU DON'T THINK I CAN READ YOU?
526
00:24:16,656 --> 00:24:20,527
WELL, IF I'M SUCH AN OPEN BOOK,
WHAT AM I ANGRY ABOUT?
527
00:24:20,527 --> 00:24:22,829
SO YOU ADMIT YOU'RE ANGRY.
528
00:24:22,862 --> 00:24:24,597
I ADMIT NO SUCH THING.
529
00:24:28,601 --> 00:24:29,836
(sighs)
530
00:24:29,869 --> 00:24:32,539
YOU KNOW...
531
00:24:32,539 --> 00:24:33,740
THIS THING YOU'RE DOING...
532
00:24:33,773 --> 00:24:36,576
AND WHAT THING WOULD THAT BE?
533
00:24:36,609 --> 00:24:39,546
YOU PUT ON THIS PLASTIC FACE
534
00:24:39,579 --> 00:24:42,281
TO KEEP ME IN THE DARK ABOUT
WHAT YOU'RE REALLY FEELING.
535
00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:44,851
A-AND I WALK AROUND
ON EGGSHELLS FOR DAYS,
536
00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:47,687
NOT KNOWING WHICH END IS UP.
537
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,557
WELL,
MAYBE I DON'T FEEL SAFE
538
00:24:50,557 --> 00:24:53,560
SHARING EVERY SINGLE THOUGHT
AND EMOTION I HAVE WITH YOU.
539
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,294
HMM.
540
00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:58,297
WELL, THAT'S A HORRIBLE THING
TO SAY.
541
00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:00,633
(refrigerator door closes)
542
00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:03,069
OF COURSE YOU CAN FEEL SAFE
WITH ME.
543
00:25:03,102 --> 00:25:05,738
I'M YOUR HUSBAND.
544
00:25:05,772 --> 00:25:07,273
I LOVE YOU.
545
00:25:08,575 --> 00:25:10,577
PLEASE.
546
00:25:12,745 --> 00:25:15,214
OKAY.
547
00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:17,016
AFTER DESSERT,
548
00:25:17,049 --> 00:25:19,586
YOU PAID A CERTAIN...
549
00:25:19,586 --> 00:25:21,721
COMPLIMENT TO GABRIELLE.
550
00:25:23,322 --> 00:25:24,657
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING.
551
00:25:24,691 --> 00:25:26,125
IT WAS HURTFUL.
552
00:25:26,158 --> 00:25:29,596
(laughs)
553
00:25:29,596 --> 00:25:31,030
TO WHO?
554
00:25:31,063 --> 00:25:32,765
TO ME.
555
00:25:32,799 --> 00:25:36,636
YOU TOLD HER SHE WAS THE MOST
GORGEOUS WOMAN YOU'D EVER MET.
556
00:25:36,669 --> 00:25:38,605
SHE WAS A MODEL.
I DON'T CARE.
557
00:25:38,638 --> 00:25:41,841
YOU DON'T SAY THAT WITH YOUR
WIFE STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU.
558
00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:44,243
I'M GOING TO BED.
559
00:25:44,276 --> 00:25:46,613
NOW?
560
00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:51,183
YOU WANTED TO KNOW
WHAT I WAS FEELING.
561
00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:53,085
I'M FEELING...
562
00:25:53,119 --> 00:25:55,221
HURT AND HUMILIATED.
563
00:25:55,254 --> 00:25:58,625
AND I THINK YOU'RE DUMB
TO FEEL THOSE THINGS.
564
00:26:02,629 --> 00:26:04,764
ARE YOU COMING TO BED?
565
00:26:04,797 --> 00:26:07,767
OR ARE YOU JUST GONNA
STAY DOWN HERE AND POUT?
566
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:11,638
ACTUALLY, I WAS JUST
THINKING ABOUT MY MOTHER...
567
00:26:13,272 --> 00:26:15,141
AND HOW INSIGHTFUL SHE WAS.
568
00:26:15,174 --> 00:26:17,644
INSIGHTFUL ABOUT WHAT?
569
00:26:17,677 --> 00:26:20,046
I'LL BE RIGHT ALONG.
570
00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:23,315
I JUST WANT TO, UH...
571
00:26:23,349 --> 00:26:25,317
TIDY UP FIRST.
572
00:26:27,386 --> 00:26:30,156
OKAY.
573
00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:32,291
OH, AND, REX?
574
00:26:32,324 --> 00:26:36,128
I'LL BE SERVING BELGIAN WAFFLES
FOR BREAKFAST.
575
00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:40,733
WOW.
576
00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:42,401
THEY'RE MY FAVORITE.
577
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:45,037
MM.
578
00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:49,308
SORRY TO KEEP YOU WAITING.
579
00:26:49,341 --> 00:26:51,310
IT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT.
580
00:26:52,344 --> 00:26:54,280
ALTHOUGH I'M STILL
A LITTLE UNCLEAR
581
00:26:54,313 --> 00:26:56,749
AS TO WHY
YOU BROUGHT ME HERE.
582
00:26:56,783 --> 00:26:59,686
HAVE YOU EVER MET A MAN
BY THE NAME OF RAMON SANCHEZ?
583
00:26:59,719 --> 00:27:02,188
NO, I DON'T BELIEVE I HAVE.
584
00:27:02,221 --> 00:27:03,155
WHY?
585
00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:06,025
HE DISAPPEARED FROM HIS HOME
A FEW MONTHS AGO.
586
00:27:06,058 --> 00:27:08,695
AND WE JUST GOT A TIP
587
00:27:08,695 --> 00:27:10,229
THAT HE'S DEAD.
588
00:27:10,262 --> 00:27:12,031
OH, MY.
589
00:27:13,065 --> 00:27:14,967
YOU SAY YOU NEVER MET HIM?
590
00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:18,337
RAMON SANCHEZ. NO, THAT NAME
DOESN'T RING A BELL.
591
00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:20,072
WELL, YOU SEE,
BECAUSE OF THIS TIP,
592
00:27:20,106 --> 00:27:24,343
SOMEONE OUT THERE IS ACCUSING
YOU OF KILLING MR. SANCHEZ.
593
00:27:24,376 --> 00:27:27,346
OH, GOOD HEAVENS.
THAT'S JUST SILLY.
594
00:27:27,379 --> 00:27:29,315
AND AS IT HAPPENS,
595
00:27:29,348 --> 00:27:33,019
MR. SANCHEZ WAS FOUND
EXACTLY
596
00:27:33,052 --> 00:27:35,087
WHERE THE TIPSTER SAID
HE WOULD BE.
597
00:27:35,121 --> 00:27:36,723
AND WAS HE--
598
00:27:36,723 --> 00:27:37,990
DEAD?
599
00:27:38,024 --> 00:27:39,191
YES, MA'AM.
600
00:27:39,225 --> 00:27:42,061
(sighs) WHAT A SHAME.
601
00:27:42,094 --> 00:27:45,431
BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN IDENTIFIED
AS MR. SANCHEZ'S KILLER--
602
00:27:45,464 --> 00:27:47,466
YOU HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO
BRING ME IN FOR QUESTIONING.
603
00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:49,201
I UNDERSTAND.
604
00:27:49,235 --> 00:27:51,003
SO I HAVE TO ASK YOU...
605
00:27:51,037 --> 00:27:52,238
(sets mug down)
606
00:27:52,271 --> 00:27:54,173
DID YOU KILL HIM?
607
00:27:56,976 --> 00:27:59,111
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
608
00:28:04,283 --> 00:28:06,953
I MUST SAY,
YOU ARE HARD TO READ.
609
00:28:06,986 --> 00:28:08,420
THANK YOU.
WHAT A LOVELY COMPLIMENT.
610
00:28:08,454 --> 00:28:11,390
YOU THINK
THAT'S A COMPLIMENT?
611
00:28:11,423 --> 00:28:13,325
I WAS RAISED TO BE COMPOSED
AT ALL TIMES.
612
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:16,929
THIS IS OBVIOUSLY
A VERY STRESSFUL SITUATION--
613
00:28:16,963 --> 00:28:20,232
FINDING MYSELF ACCUSED
OF A HORRIFIC CRIME.
614
00:28:20,266 --> 00:28:21,901
AND THE FACT
THAT YOU WOULD THINK
615
00:28:21,934 --> 00:28:23,335
THAT I'M COMPORTING MYSELF
616
00:28:23,369 --> 00:28:26,238
WITH A MEASURE OF GRACE
AND DIGNITY--
617
00:28:26,272 --> 00:28:29,341
WELL, THAT'S A THOUGHTFUL THING
TO SAY. YOU'RE VERY SWEET.
618
00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:31,911
NOW DO YOU HAVE
ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?
619
00:28:31,944 --> 00:28:33,245
I HATE TO RUSH YOU,
620
00:28:33,279 --> 00:28:36,949
BUT I'M LATE FOR THE FUNERAL
OF A VERY DEAR FRIEND.
621
00:28:36,983 --> 00:28:39,051
HMM.
622
00:28:39,085 --> 00:28:41,287
I CAN'T THINK OF A THING.
623
00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:49,128
WELL, IT WAS LOVELY
MEETING YOU,
624
00:28:49,161 --> 00:28:52,364
AND I DO HOPE YOU FIND OUT
WHAT HAPPENED TO MR. SANCHEZ.
625
00:28:52,398 --> 00:28:54,266
I'M SURE WE WILL.
626
00:29:00,539 --> 00:29:03,042
SEE? WHAT DID I TELL YOU?
627
00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:05,111
SHE'S SOMETHING ALL RIGHT.
628
00:29:05,144 --> 00:29:08,114
I'M JUST NOT SURE WHAT WE GOT
BY BRINGING HER DOWN HERE.
629
00:29:11,483 --> 00:29:14,320
WE GOT HER FINGERPRINTS.
630
00:29:20,159 --> 00:29:21,260
(man, amplified voice)
"I AM THE RESURRECTION
631
00:29:21,293 --> 00:29:22,461
AND THE LIFE..."
AS SUSAN LISTENED
632
00:29:22,494 --> 00:29:27,299
TO THE KIND WORDS THE MINISTER
HAD TO SAY ABOUT MIKE,
633
00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:30,069
SHE FOUND HERSELF AT A LOSS.
634
00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:34,040
SHE KNEW PEOPLE WANTED
TO HEAR FROM HER,
635
00:29:34,073 --> 00:29:38,344
BUT SHE HAD NO IDEA
WHAT SHE WANTED TO SAY.
636
00:29:38,377 --> 00:29:40,312
(both laugh)
637
00:29:40,346 --> 00:29:42,181
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU'RE MAKING ME DO THIS.
638
00:29:42,214 --> 00:29:45,117
OH, WAIT. I THINK
WHAT YOU MEAN TO SAY IS,
639
00:29:45,151 --> 00:29:49,055
"SUSAN,
SWEET, WONDERFUL SUSAN,
640
00:29:49,088 --> 00:29:52,024
"THANK YOU FOR MARRYING ME
AND ALLOWING ME THE HONOR
641
00:29:52,058 --> 00:29:56,295
OF CARRYING YOUR BEAUTIFUL
BEHIND INSIDE OUR HOUSE."
642
00:29:56,328 --> 00:29:58,097
YOU ARE SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW.
643
00:29:58,130 --> 00:30:00,967
NO, I AM NOT. I'M JUST--
644
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,302
OH, I'VE NEVER BEEN
THIS HAPPY IN MY LIFE.
645
00:30:03,335 --> 00:30:05,404
(groans)
I FEEL LIKE I COULD FLOAT.
646
00:30:05,437 --> 00:30:07,073
(strained voice)
I WISH YOU COULD.
647
00:30:07,106 --> 00:30:08,074
AAH! (laughs)
648
00:30:08,107 --> 00:30:10,409
(laughs) OH.
649
00:30:10,442 --> 00:30:14,046
YEAH, I'M HAPPY, TOO.
650
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,314
THAT'S IT?
651
00:30:15,347 --> 00:30:16,916
"I'M HAPPY"?
652
00:30:16,949 --> 00:30:19,418
WELL, THAT COVERS IT.
653
00:30:19,451 --> 00:30:23,322
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
I'M NOT A BIG... WORD GUY.
654
00:30:23,355 --> 00:30:26,158
OKAY. COME ON, MISTER...
655
00:30:26,192 --> 00:30:28,127
STRONG AND SILENT.
656
00:30:30,029 --> 00:30:30,963
WHAT?
657
00:30:30,997 --> 00:30:33,065
WRITE ME A POEM.
658
00:30:33,099 --> 00:30:34,901
OH, LEAVE ME ALONE
WITH THIS STUFF.
659
00:30:34,934 --> 00:30:38,070
IT'S MY WEDDING NIGHT,
AND I WANT A POEM.
660
00:30:38,104 --> 00:30:41,073
COME ON. LET'S GO.
661
00:30:41,107 --> 00:30:44,143
ALL I REMEMBER IS THIS THING
FROM WHEN I WAS A KID.
662
00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:45,912
I'LL TAKE IT.
663
00:30:45,945 --> 00:30:47,947
GIVE ME MY POEM, HUSBAND.
(laughs)
664
00:30:47,980 --> 00:30:49,348
(chuckles)
665
00:30:49,381 --> 00:30:50,883
(clears throat)
666
00:30:50,917 --> 00:30:53,052
I LOVE YOU ONCE.
667
00:30:53,085 --> 00:30:55,054
I LOVE YOU TWICE.
668
00:30:55,087 --> 00:30:57,423
I LOVE YOU MORE
THAN BEANS AND RICE.
669
00:30:57,456 --> 00:31:00,960
(laughs) OH.
670
00:31:00,993 --> 00:31:04,163
NOW THAT IS A POEM. OH.
671
00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:10,202
IT'S REALLY SMART
YOU GUYS ARE DOING THIS.
672
00:31:10,236 --> 00:31:13,940
WHEN PEOPLE DIE WITHOUT A WILL,
IT CAN BE A NIGHTMARE.
673
00:31:15,674 --> 00:31:17,009
YOU OKAY, HONEY?
674
00:31:17,043 --> 00:31:19,178
OF COURSE I'M OKAY.
675
00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:21,948
WE'RE ABOUT TO TALK
ABOUT US DYING
676
00:31:21,981 --> 00:31:23,983
FOR THE NEXT TWO DAYS.
677
00:31:24,016 --> 00:31:27,119
IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER,
NOBODY ENJOYS THIS.
678
00:31:27,153 --> 00:31:28,955
I'M SHOCKED TO HEAR THAT.
679
00:31:28,988 --> 00:31:30,422
YOU GOT ANY CANCER PAMPHLETS
IN THERE?
680
00:31:30,456 --> 00:31:32,058
IN CASE WE FINISH EARLY.
681
00:31:32,091 --> 00:31:34,060
SUSAN, COME ON.
THIS IS IMPORTANT.
682
00:31:34,093 --> 00:31:35,962
WE GOT THE BABY COMING.
WE GOT THE HOUSE.
683
00:31:35,962 --> 00:31:37,629
I'M NOT SAYING
A WILL ISN'T IMPORTANT.
684
00:31:37,663 --> 00:31:40,632
I'M SAYING
IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY.
685
00:31:40,666 --> 00:31:42,268
WE SHOULD TAKE A WALK
OR SOMETHING
686
00:31:42,301 --> 00:31:45,104
AND DEAL WITH
THIS DYING STUFF...
687
00:31:45,137 --> 00:31:47,974
ON A NICE, DREARY,
RAINY DAY.
688
00:31:47,974 --> 00:31:51,343
UM, BATHROOM'S RIGHT THERE, BOB.
689
00:31:51,377 --> 00:31:52,979
I DON'T NEED
TO USE THE BATHROOM.
690
00:31:54,046 --> 00:31:56,682
OR MAYBE I DO.
691
00:31:58,384 --> 00:32:00,719
(sighs)
692
00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:02,654
OKAY. WHAT IS IT?
693
00:32:02,688 --> 00:32:05,591
(sighs) WE'RE JINXING US.
694
00:32:05,624 --> 00:32:09,061
BY DOING THIS, WE'RE TELLING
DEATH, "COME ON IN."
695
00:32:09,095 --> 00:32:12,031
NO, IT'S WHEN YOU DON'T DO THIS
THAT IT'S A JINX.
696
00:32:12,064 --> 00:32:14,033
LOOK, I'M A PLUMBER,
AND IT'S ALWAYS
697
00:32:14,066 --> 00:32:15,601
THE PEOPLE THAT DON'T HAVE
HOMEOWNER'S INSURANCE
698
00:32:15,634 --> 00:32:17,269
WHOSE TOILETS EXPLODE.
699
00:32:17,303 --> 00:32:19,671
IS IT WHAT THEY EAT?
700
00:32:19,705 --> 00:32:22,008
MISSING MY POINT.
701
00:32:22,008 --> 00:32:24,176
NO, AVOIDING YOUR POINT.
702
00:32:24,210 --> 00:32:25,244
GO WASH YOUR HANDS.
703
00:32:27,713 --> 00:32:28,714
PLEASE?
704
00:32:28,747 --> 00:32:31,017
WE'LL DO IT SATURDAY.
I PROMISE.
705
00:32:31,050 --> 00:32:35,554
LOOK, I KNOW IT'S TOUGH,
BUT INDULGE ME, OKAY?
706
00:32:35,587 --> 00:32:38,024
BECAUSE IF SOMETHING HAPPENS,
707
00:32:38,024 --> 00:32:39,658
THERE'S NOTHING
MORE IMPORTANT TO ME
708
00:32:39,691 --> 00:32:42,028
THAN KNOWING THAT YOU
AND YOU...
709
00:32:43,229 --> 00:32:45,597
ARE TAKEN CARE OF.
710
00:32:49,801 --> 00:32:51,270
BOB, COME ON!
711
00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:55,074
WE'RE NOT PAYING YOU
TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
712
00:32:57,076 --> 00:32:59,178
OH, THIS IS
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
713
00:32:59,211 --> 00:33:02,081
NONE OF THAT KOBE BEEF, ARUGULA,
AND GOAT CHEESE NONSENSE.
714
00:33:02,114 --> 00:33:03,715
GIVE ME GOOD OLD-FASHIONED
GROUND BEEF,
715
00:33:03,749 --> 00:33:06,785
AMERICAN CHEESE,
AND ICEBERG LETTUCE ANY DAY.
716
00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:08,720
WELL, I AM GLAD YOU'RE HAPPY,
717
00:33:08,754 --> 00:33:10,622
BUT I AM NOT SURE
THAT ANY BURGER IS
718
00:33:10,656 --> 00:33:12,558
WORTH A HALF-HOUR DRIVE
IN THE CAR.
719
00:33:12,591 --> 00:33:15,061
THAT'S JUST 'CAUSE
YOU HAVEN'T TAKEN A BITE YET.
720
00:33:15,061 --> 00:33:19,531
JUANITA SAID MRS. VAN DE KAMP'S
BOYFRIEND GOT KILLED BY A CAR.
721
00:33:19,565 --> 00:33:21,700
UH, YES.
722
00:33:21,733 --> 00:33:23,535
YES, HE DID.
723
00:33:23,569 --> 00:33:24,703
UM...
724
00:33:24,736 --> 00:33:26,338
AND IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
725
00:33:26,372 --> 00:33:27,673
IT WAS VERY SAD.
726
00:33:27,706 --> 00:33:29,275
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY.
727
00:33:29,308 --> 00:33:31,277
AS LONG AS WE REMEMBER
TO LOOK BOTH WAYS
728
00:33:31,310 --> 00:33:33,712
BEFORE WE CROSS THE STREET,
THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN TO US.
729
00:33:36,182 --> 00:33:38,084
WHERE DO WE GO WHEN WE DIE?
730
00:33:42,721 --> 00:33:45,257
(mouth full) WELL, YOU KNOW,
WE GO TO HEAVEN.
731
00:33:45,291 --> 00:33:47,726
I KNOW,
BUT DOES EVERYONE GO?
732
00:33:49,861 --> 00:33:52,698
EVERYONE YOU KNOW
WILL GO TO HEAVEN.
733
00:33:52,731 --> 00:33:56,635
WHAT ABOUT ANIMALS?
734
00:33:56,668 --> 00:33:58,537
ANIMALS GO TO HEAVEN, TOO.
735
00:33:58,570 --> 00:34:01,107
WHAT ABOUT BUGS?
736
00:34:01,140 --> 00:34:03,342
BUGS ARE ANNOYING.
737
00:34:03,375 --> 00:34:05,277
WE DON'T WANT BUGS IN HEAVEN.
738
00:34:05,311 --> 00:34:07,579
WHAT ABOUT THE ANIMALS
THAT EAT THE BUGS?
739
00:34:07,613 --> 00:34:08,814
WON'T THEY STARVE?
740
00:34:10,582 --> 00:34:11,817
YOU'RE RIGHT.
741
00:34:11,850 --> 00:34:13,652
THERE ARE BUGS IN HEAVEN.
742
00:34:13,685 --> 00:34:16,222
BUT IF ALL THE PEOPLE
AND ALL THE ANIMALS
743
00:34:16,255 --> 00:34:18,757
AND ALL THE BUGS THAT EVER LIVED
GO TO HEAVEN,
744
00:34:18,790 --> 00:34:20,692
ISN'T IT SUPER CROWDED?
745
00:34:20,726 --> 00:34:22,628
NO, SWEETIE.
746
00:34:22,661 --> 00:34:24,696
HEAVEN IS PERFECT.
747
00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:27,699
HOW IS IT PERFECT?
I MEAN, WHAT'S IT LIKE?
748
00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:30,136
YOU WANNA JUMP IN HERE?
749
00:34:32,171 --> 00:34:34,673
(mouth full) BUDDY,
THIS IS HEAVEN.
750
00:34:34,706 --> 00:34:36,775
IT IS?
751
00:34:36,808 --> 00:34:38,644
SURE. SITTING WITH THE PEOPLE
752
00:34:38,677 --> 00:34:41,280
YOU LOVE MORE THAN
ANYTHING IN THE WORLD,
753
00:34:41,313 --> 00:34:43,849
EATING A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER
AND FRIES--IT'S GOTTA BE HEAVEN.
754
00:34:45,517 --> 00:34:47,686
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS HEAVEN?
WHAT?
755
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:48,687
THAT PLACE WE FISH.
756
00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:49,788
NEAR THE WATERFALL?
757
00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:51,223
YEP. HEAVEN.
758
00:34:51,257 --> 00:34:52,791
AND WHEN WE WATCH FOOTBALL
TOGETHER
759
00:34:52,824 --> 00:34:55,227
AND MOM BRINGS US
TRAYS OF SNACKS.
760
00:34:55,261 --> 00:34:56,728
THAT'S HEAVEN, TOO?
761
00:34:56,762 --> 00:34:58,630
IF HEAVEN IS SUPPOSED TO BE
THE HAPPIEST PLACE YOU CAN BE,
762
00:34:58,664 --> 00:35:00,699
DON'T ALL THOSE PLACES
SOUND LIKE IT TO YOU?
763
00:35:06,638 --> 00:35:07,873
(mouth full) WHAT ARE HAMBURGERS
MADE OUT OF?
764
00:35:07,906 --> 00:35:09,541
'CAUSE I KNOW THEY'RE NOT HAM.
765
00:35:09,575 --> 00:35:10,809
(chuckles)
766
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,182
(amplified voice)
THANK YOU FOR COMING
767
00:35:16,215 --> 00:35:19,218
TO HELP HONOR
MIKE DELFINO'S LIFE.
768
00:35:19,251 --> 00:35:22,921
THE FAMILY INVITES YOU
TO JOIN THEM AT THE CEMETERY.
769
00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:24,523
UH...
770
00:35:25,724 --> 00:35:28,460
I CHANGED MY MIND.
771
00:35:28,494 --> 00:35:29,928
(amplified voice) HI.
772
00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:33,232
I-I WASN'T, UH,
PLANNING TO SAY ANYTHING
773
00:35:33,265 --> 00:35:36,768
BECAUSE, UH...
774
00:35:36,802 --> 00:35:40,672
I HAD ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA
WHAT TO SAY.
775
00:35:40,706 --> 00:35:44,543
MIKE AND I NEVER TALKED ABOUT
776
00:35:44,576 --> 00:35:46,645
WHAT HE WANTED FOR A FUNERAL.
777
00:35:48,547 --> 00:35:51,883
I THINK IT'S BECAUSE, UM...
778
00:35:51,917 --> 00:35:53,719
WELL, YOU KNOW MIKE.
779
00:35:53,752 --> 00:35:57,556
HE... WASN'T REALLY
MUCH OF A TALKER.
780
00:35:58,724 --> 00:36:00,692
SOME OF YOU,
781
00:36:00,726 --> 00:36:04,596
AS YOU CAME BY TO HUG ME TODAY,
782
00:36:04,630 --> 00:36:07,666
YOU SAID THAT
HE'S IN A BETTER PLACE.
783
00:36:09,735 --> 00:36:12,671
AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I...
784
00:36:12,704 --> 00:36:15,907
I REALIZE NOW...
785
00:36:15,941 --> 00:36:17,943
HE IS.
786
00:36:19,745 --> 00:36:23,649
HE... IS IN A DINER...
787
00:36:25,684 --> 00:36:29,588
EATING CHEESEBURGERS
WITH HIS FAMILY...
788
00:36:31,790 --> 00:36:33,959
AND HE'S FISHING
789
00:36:33,992 --> 00:36:35,894
AT A WATERFALL...
790
00:36:39,565 --> 00:36:42,668
AND HE'S WATCHING FOOTBALL
WITH HIS SON,
791
00:36:42,701 --> 00:36:45,671
YELLING LIKE A MANIAC.
792
00:36:45,704 --> 00:36:48,407
SO...
793
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:53,412
SINCE HE HAS TO BE IN...
794
00:36:53,445 --> 00:36:55,514
ALL THOSE WONDERFUL PLACES...
795
00:36:59,585 --> 00:37:03,855
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO SAY
GOOD-BYE TO HIM NOW.
796
00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:13,899
GOOD-BYE, MIKE.
797
00:37:18,470 --> 00:37:20,839
(sniffles)
798
00:37:27,513 --> 00:37:29,781
I LOVE YOU ONCE.
799
00:37:29,815 --> 00:37:32,684
I LOVE YOU TWICE.
800
00:37:32,718 --> 00:37:35,587
OH.
801
00:37:35,621 --> 00:37:38,424
(whispers) I LOVE YOU MORE
THAN BEANS AND RICE.
802
00:37:46,398 --> 00:37:49,501
(Renee, amplified voice)
* AMAZING
803
00:37:49,535 --> 00:37:51,803
* GRACE
804
00:37:51,837 --> 00:37:54,773
* HOW SWEET
805
00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:57,743
* THE SOUND
806
00:37:57,776 --> 00:38:00,712
* THAT SAVED
807
00:38:00,746 --> 00:38:03,815
* A WRETCH
808
00:38:03,849 --> 00:38:09,921
* LIKE ME
809
00:38:09,955 --> 00:38:13,492
* I ONCE
810
00:38:13,525 --> 00:38:16,695
* WAS LOST
811
00:38:16,728 --> 00:38:19,798
* BUT NOW
812
00:38:19,831 --> 00:38:22,601
* I'M FOUND
813
00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:25,371
* WAS BLIND
814
00:38:25,404 --> 00:38:28,740
* BUT NOW
815
00:38:28,774 --> 00:38:33,812
* I SEE
816
00:38:33,845 --> 00:38:37,783
* 'TWAS GRACE
817
00:38:37,816 --> 00:38:40,752
* THAT TAUGHT
818
00:38:40,786 --> 00:38:46,392
* MY HEART TO FEAR
819
00:38:46,425 --> 00:38:48,794
* AND GRACE
820
00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:51,663
* MY FEARS
821
00:38:51,697 --> 00:38:56,535
* RELIEVED
822
00:38:56,568 --> 00:39:01,807
* HOW PRECIOUS DID
823
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,743
* THAT GRACE
824
00:39:04,776 --> 00:39:07,446
* APPEAR
825
00:39:07,479 --> 00:39:09,648
* THE HOUR
826
00:39:09,681 --> 00:39:12,784
* I FIRST
827
00:39:12,818 --> 00:39:17,689
* BELIEVED
828
00:39:17,723 --> 00:39:24,162
* THROUGH MANY DANGERS
829
00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:29,535
* TOILS AND SNARES
830
00:39:29,568 --> 00:39:32,504
* I HAVE
831
00:39:32,538 --> 00:39:39,711
* ALREADY COME
832
00:39:39,745 --> 00:39:42,881
* 'TIS GRACE
833
00:39:42,914 --> 00:39:45,884
* THAT BROUGHT
834
00:39:45,917 --> 00:39:49,721
* ME SAFE
835
00:39:49,755 --> 00:39:52,558
* THUS FAR
836
00:39:52,591 --> 00:39:55,561
* AND GRACE
837
00:39:55,594 --> 00:39:58,730
* WILL LEAD
838
00:39:58,764 --> 00:40:06,171
* ME HOME
839
00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:09,708
(mouth full) YOU KNOW WHAT?
MIKE WAS RIGHT.
840
00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:12,511
THIS WAS THE BEST FREAKING
BURGER I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE.
841
00:40:12,544 --> 00:40:13,745
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
842
00:40:16,882 --> 00:40:20,118
SUSAN, YOU HAVEN'T EATEN
A THING. AREN'T YOU STARVING?
843
00:40:21,787 --> 00:40:25,591
0-5-1-6-0-2.
844
00:40:27,125 --> 00:40:29,695
I-I JUST REMEMBERED--
845
00:40:29,728 --> 00:40:31,663
IT'S MIKE'S PASSWORD
FOR HIS VOICE MAIL.
846
00:40:31,697 --> 00:40:34,132
I HAVE TO CALL
THE CELL PHONE COMPANY,
847
00:40:34,165 --> 00:40:36,635
OR THEY'RE GONNA CHARGE US
FOR AN EXTRA MONTH.
848
00:40:36,668 --> 00:40:38,504
I CAN DO THAT FOR YOU.
849
00:40:38,537 --> 00:40:40,706
I WILL CALL THEM
FIRST THING TOMORROW MORNING.
850
00:40:45,210 --> 00:40:48,614
M.J. SIGNED... UP
851
00:40:48,647 --> 00:40:51,717
FOR PITCHING
FOR LITTLE LEAGUE THIS YEAR.
852
00:40:51,750 --> 00:40:53,652
MIKE WAS SUPPOSED TO TEACH HIM.
853
00:40:53,685 --> 00:40:56,087
OH, HONEY, I'LL SEND CARLOS OVER
TO COACH HIM.
854
00:40:56,121 --> 00:40:58,824
I GAVE HIM TWO GIRLS WHO HATE
SPORTS, SO HE'LL BE THRILLED.
855
00:40:58,857 --> 00:41:01,760
(voice breaking) MIKE WAS ALWAYS
CHECKING THE TIRES ON OUR CAR
856
00:41:01,793 --> 00:41:03,629
WITH THIS THINGY.
857
00:41:05,597 --> 00:41:08,066
(crying) I DON'T KNOW
WHERE THE THINGY IS.
858
00:41:08,099 --> 00:41:11,269
I JUST KNOW IT WAS IMPORTANT
AND IT KEPT US SAFE.
859
00:41:11,302 --> 00:41:14,139
HEY. HEY. TOM'S STILL
TAKING CARE OF OUR CARS.
860
00:41:14,172 --> 00:41:17,743
I'LL JUST TELL HIM TO ADD YOURS
TO HIS TO-DO LIST FROM NOW ON.
861
00:41:17,776 --> 00:41:19,645
(sniffles)
862
00:41:19,678 --> 00:41:22,113
OH.
863
00:41:22,147 --> 00:41:25,717
SUSAN, WE ARE GONNA DO
EVERYTHING WE CAN
864
00:41:25,751 --> 00:41:27,152
TO HOLD YOU UP, OKAY?
865
00:41:27,185 --> 00:41:29,721
(sniffles) OKAY.
866
00:41:29,755 --> 00:41:33,692
YES, AS MUCH AS DEATH
TAKES FROM US,
867
00:41:33,725 --> 00:41:35,827
IT ALSO GIVES.
868
00:41:35,861 --> 00:41:39,665
IT TEACHES US
WHAT'S TRULY IMPORTANT...
869
00:41:41,633 --> 00:41:46,572
LIKE GIVING BACK
AFTER A LIFETIME OF TAKING...
870
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,776
GOING AFTER SOMETHING
871
00:41:50,809 --> 00:41:53,745
WE NEVER
SHOULD HAVE LET GO OF...
872
00:41:58,717 --> 00:42:03,589
OR LOOKING BACK
ON WHAT MADE US WHO WE ARE.
873
00:42:06,357 --> 00:42:12,030
BUT SOMETIMES THE LESSONS
LEARNED AFTER A PERSON'S DEATH
874
00:42:12,063 --> 00:42:15,033
AREN'T THE ONES WE EXPECTED.
875
00:42:15,066 --> 00:42:16,602
FORENSICS SAYS
THE PRINTS ON THE MUG
876
00:42:16,602 --> 00:42:18,704
MATCH THE PRINTS WE FOUND
ON THE DEAD GUY.
877
00:42:18,737 --> 00:42:22,674
WHOLE TIME SHE WAS DATING CHUCK,
I NEVER TRUSTED HER.
878
00:42:22,708 --> 00:42:24,810
YOU THINK WE GOT ENOUGH
TO ARREST HER?
879
00:42:24,843 --> 00:42:26,344
PROBABLY.
880
00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:27,613
LET'S HOLD OFF.
881
00:42:27,646 --> 00:42:31,617
I WANNA MAKE SURE WE GET ENOUGH
TO PUT THIS BITCH AWAY FOR GOOD.
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