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Once upon a time,there was a beautiful princess
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who lived in a big castle.
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In reality, she was a nice princess,
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who lived in a huge housethat she inherited.
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And its maintenance costhalf of her salary.
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The princess was full of optimism,
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dreams, illusions,and a lot of carbohydrates.
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But now, all that is left are the carbs.
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How does a nice, goodhearted princess,
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who is capable of eatinga family pizza by herself,
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end up like this?
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Just like everythingthat's wrong with the world,
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it's the fault of...
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a man.
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THE PREVIOUS DAY
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-Hi, bug!
-Hi, Fe.
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Finally, my love!
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I wasn't able to talk much
these past few days,
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but I promise I'll make it up to you!
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Listen Fe, I want to talkto you about something.
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I remember that last time we were talking
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about how the distance sucks,
it really sucks. We both get weird.
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Yes, yes.I want to talk to you about that.
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And of course it's making us feel weird.
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Of course we're going to feel weird.
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Though I have to say
the phone sex hasn't been bad.
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Though I get nervous
about how the United States
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listens to all our calls.
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Because... that's embarrassing!
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What? What?
What do you want to say?
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I've been thinking. I don't know...
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I'm sorry to say thisthrough here, okay? But...
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I think that we need...
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A break, right?
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A break?
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-When? How?
-A break.
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Look...
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I think that we need more space.
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More space?
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Ten-thousand kilometers
isn't enough for you?
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Fe...
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you know what I mean.
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No.
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Damn.
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I'm really sorry.
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I didn't want things to happen like this.
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I don't understand. Are you breaking...
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Are you breaking up with me?
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I think it's for the best...
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Yes? What?
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-I think we need...
-No. Hello?
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-Space.
-Hello? Hello?
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-Hello? Hello?
-It's not me...
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Matías? Hello, Matías?
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Hello? Hello?
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They say that grief has five stages.
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I went through all of them in one night.And through WhatsApp.
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Hey, bug. Hey, my love.
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How are you? Listen...
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I understand the process
you're going through. Okay?
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It will pass.
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DENIAL
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Besides, Mercury is in retrograde,
and the moon is getting fuller.
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And we are all basically water!
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So take it easy, rest up,
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and call me
when you're better so we can talk.
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Kisses, I love you. Take it easy.
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Are you really not going to reply, Matías?
Are you serious?
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ANGER
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Do you think this is what I deserve
after six years in this relationship?
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Huh? No!
Well, I have news for you, Matías.
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The ideal size is not yours. Okay?
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The ideal size is different.
And it's big! You idiot!
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Fuck you! I'll never go to Madrid!
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It's all your fault!
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Who the hell buys a board game
in Portuguese?
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Fucking hipster!
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You'll never play me like this me again!
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Listen, Matías, I've been thinking.
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This can't ever happen again, okay?
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We can't disrespect each other
in this way.
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We can't cross that line, okay?
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BARGAINING
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Now, I understand there are things
that you don't like about me.
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I don't know what they are.
You never told me.
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There are things
that I don't like about you either.
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But I'm not throwing them in your face.
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And if you want me to change, okay.
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We'll talk about it.
Everything in life is change.
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Then there's resistance to change,
and then change again.
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So if you want me to mutate, I will.
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I'm willing to eat
pineapple pizza, Matías.
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WON'T YOU REPLY?
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS
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Pineapple pizza.
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DEPRESSION
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I SEE THAT YOU'RE ONLINE
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ACCEPTANCE
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NETFLIX PRESENTS
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If there is something positiveabout waking up
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in an empty bathtub, hungover,and with pizza on your hair...
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It's the deceptive feelingthat from here on,
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things can only get better.
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Maria Fe Palacios,
you will not be that kind of girl.
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Is it not opening?
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No, it's open,
I just love to stand here,
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waiting for my gills to grow
with this lovely humidity, Santiago.
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I love the humidity. Mexico is too dry.
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Lima's climate is perfect.
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You're saying that because
you've only lived here for 45 minutes.
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No, I've been here for three years.
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And you still can't
get rid of your accent.
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We haven't seen each other
since that last time, right?
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It's been ages. Can you imagine?
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-Since Maria Fe's birthday?
-Since your ex-boss's going away party.
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You have such a good memory.
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Fe!
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So, are you here to have
breakfast with my friend?
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Or what?
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So, since you have a penis...
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Tell me what you have in there,where your heart is supposed to be?
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I assume that you received
one of these, too.
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Seven, and the last two were of her
singing Alejandro Sanz.
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Alejandro Sanz from the 2000s
or the 1990s?
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From the 90s.
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Hey.
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Hey, friends!
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What are you doing here? How are you?
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We've been calling you all day.
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I'm sure I didn't hear anything
because of my headphones.
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-Can I borrow this?
-Sure.
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Did you come here
to take me to the office?
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We were worried about you,
because of what happened last night.
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Matías and I broke up, but don't worry.
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Don't worry, don't worry.
Everything is fine.
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But thanks for coming, my friend.
You're the best, I love you.
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I'm not going to get dramatic
like a 16-year-old girl, right?
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Life moves on.
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Let's go, it's a new day.
Let's go to work.
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Hold on, hold on.
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Are you sure you don't need
to stay in bed, cry a bit?
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Or eat some ice cream.
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Or fuck somebody.
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No, I really don't need any of that.
What I need is to get to work.
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Come on, let's go. Think fast.
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Okay, I got it. Go with him, it's fine.
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All right, that's the spirit.
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I'll call you later so we can talk.
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-I could sleep over.
-I'm fine, my friend.
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-Okay, don't go so fast.
-Bye, beautiful.
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Are you sure you're okay?
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Stop it, I'm fine!
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I'm sure he likes you,
he's always smiling...
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Santiago, here's your decaf latte.
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You're the best person in this office.
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-After you!
-My friend.
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Don't kid yourself,
it's not going to happen.
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You never know.
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-Let's go.
-We're fla-nning. Fla-nning.
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Let's get fla-nning.
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Flan-tastic.
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-Flan-atic.
-Flan-atic.
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Let's start creating. The word flan.
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Look at what I have, Rami.
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If we want to cause intrigue,
we could launch something like...
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-Flan, flan, flan...
-I like that.
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-Flan, flan, flan!
-That's more of the same.
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Wouldn't you like to have some delicious
flan-ch toast for breakfast?
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Good!
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Give us today... our flan of each day.
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-Fluorescent.
-Yes, fluorescent.
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Fluorescent doesn't have flan in it.
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The young lady
has interrupted our creativity.
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What? Fine, I won't say anything.
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Let's wrap this up.
Charly has something to say.
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I wanted to tell you
that we have overcome
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-our expectations once again.
-Overcome!
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The cocktail potato campaign
has reached 50,000 views.
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And not just that,
the hashtag that we created is trending.
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Trending topic!
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-Gastón himself shared it.
-Gastón!
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Very good!
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Congratulations, genius!
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Thanks, Rami.
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A round of applause.
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-Clap for him.
-Applause for him.
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We're working on something for Cannes.
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Diego, make sure that the planning people
boost up the results.
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So it has more sales potential.
Mafe, what are you up to?
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I've just finished the campaign
for the cream "Smoothness."
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You used what I mentioned, right?
You used women's empowerment, right?
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Yes, "smoother skin, stronger women."
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Add some color to it, add some flowers,
make it look more feminine.
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He can help you.
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Nobody makes fun of them here.
It's not contagious.
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Good joke, right?
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-You're working on the pads?
-Yes. I've finished the campaign.
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It was a small campaign for Facebook,
it's ready.
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-So you can take care of the oil campaign.
-The oil!
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It's a good one, it has flavor,
it's got personality, you'll like it.
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It's also street smart.
Let's do this, babe.
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Let's make it tasty. Boom, boom, boom.
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Make it really tasty.
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Now, I have to choose...
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Which of you will take care
of our new client's campaign.
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The annual and regional campaign.
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Who's up for it?
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Rami, Charly and I
are very busy right now.
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No, we're not very busy.
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In advertising there's no such thing
as being too busy.
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There's no such thing.
I'm going to tell you a story.
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The year was 1994,
and I thought I was too busy.
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I was assigned
Coca-Cola's regional campaign.
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Coca-Cola, okay?
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I created it while I was in the shower.
Boom! It was a hit.
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Five Golden Lion Awards.
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I thought I was too busy.
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Excuse me, Ramiro.
I'd like to take over that campaign.
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You're too busy with the oil.
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-Who will do it?
-I can do it.
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But you're...
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No, I'm done. I just finished it.
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That's enough!
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-Mafe will do it.
-Great. What is the product?
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"Tissue" handkerchiefs.
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It's what women like. Time to cry, honey.
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Sounds good?
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There is one thingyou can always count on.
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And that is the universe'stwisted sense of humor.
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Fe...
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I've been gone for six months,
and you still haven't fixed that door?
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Are you waiting for me
to come back and fix it?
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I like it like this.
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It gives it an air like
I saw it on Pinterest.
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This isn't happening, he's not here.
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He's not here.
He's in my head, in my head.
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In my head, in my head...
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It's in my head.
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Are you watching Game of Thrones
without me?
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-That's sacrilege.
-Listen...
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You've got quite the nerve.
You broke up with me.
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I can watch any series I feel like.
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Yeah, but this is like pure hate.
Are you declaring war against me?
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I'm sorry,
there's nothing you can do about it.
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I can show up
every time there's a sex scene.
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So I can remind you of when we...
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This is the best bed in the world.
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Shit...
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Do you remember the first night
we slept here in this house?
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There was only this mattress.
There wasn't anything else here.
251
00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:13,460
There wasn't even a table for us
to eat on.
252
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:17,130
But even so... I opened a bottle of wine.
253
00:14:17,630 --> 00:14:19,340
And we just talked for three hours.
254
00:14:22,670 --> 00:14:26,210
And then I had a laughing attack
because we spilled the wine.
255
00:14:27,550 --> 00:14:29,670
We spent hours cleaning that up.
256
00:14:30,710 --> 00:14:32,250
We threw salt on the rug, right?
257
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,340
I also always remember that.
258
00:14:49,630 --> 00:14:52,090
You've been getting me
out of bed for two weeks at 11 p.m.,
259
00:14:52,170 --> 00:14:53,800
and you make me come over.
260
00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:56,920
I can't do this anymore. I'm serious.
261
00:14:58,050 --> 00:14:59,090
I'm sorry.
262
00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:02,670
Look, I know you're going
through a difficult moment.
263
00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:04,420
I know it's tough.
264
00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:07,000
Do you know what I think?
265
00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:10,130
You shouldn't live here by yourself.
This house is too big.
266
00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:11,710
That's the reason why you're like this.
267
00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:14,500
Why don't we look for a roommate?
268
00:15:15,050 --> 00:15:16,750
-Move in with me.
-No.
269
00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:18,590
-Please.
-No way.
270
00:15:18,670 --> 00:15:22,340
We'd rip our eyes out.
We wouldn't last one week.
271
00:15:22,550 --> 00:15:25,550
I've just renewed my lease. I can't.
272
00:15:25,630 --> 00:15:26,550
Fine.
273
00:15:28,340 --> 00:15:30,550
I can help you find a roommate
if you'd like.
274
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:32,300
We can organize a casting.
What do you think?
275
00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:37,340
No, I'm fine like this, really.
276
00:15:37,420 --> 00:15:38,670
I'll get over it.
277
00:15:52,250 --> 00:15:54,250
Okay, help me find a roommate.
278
00:15:55,170 --> 00:15:56,300
Yes, tomorrow.
279
00:15:56,380 --> 00:15:57,920
-Are you serious?
-Yes, please.
280
00:15:58,210 --> 00:15:59,880
Hi, Romina, how are you? I'm Natalia.
281
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,460
-Hi!
-Nice to meet you.
282
00:16:01,550 --> 00:16:02,880
-Honey, no...
-What?
283
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,630
Clean your face up.
284
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:07,380
Are you two...
285
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:09,420
A couple?
286
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,340
-No!
-No, no, no.
287
00:16:12,050 --> 00:16:13,750
20,0000 #Iloveeveryone.
288
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:15,300
#Blessedalltheway.
289
00:16:15,380 --> 00:16:18,250
Because we owe it to our audience.
Right? It's super crazy.
290
00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:20,670
They pay you to post photos on Instagram?
291
00:16:20,750 --> 00:16:22,500
Of course!
And they also give me free clothing.
292
00:16:22,590 --> 00:16:25,420
Don't you love it? I can give you some.
293
00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:28,460
Oh, I'm sorry.
I don't think it'll fit you.
294
00:16:28,550 --> 00:16:30,710
There's like a leak here, right?
295
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:34,090
-What?
-Look at my hands. My hands got wet.
296
00:16:34,170 --> 00:16:37,000
Oh, isn't this dishcloth a bit dirty?
297
00:16:37,090 --> 00:16:39,000
-Maybe...
-I'll wash it.
298
00:16:39,090 --> 00:16:41,380
So which of you would move here?
299
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:42,800
-The two of us.
-The two of us.
300
00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:44,880
Oh, honey, we said it at the same time.
301
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:47,050
I'm sure a brand
could get confused one day,
302
00:16:47,130 --> 00:16:49,840
and send me something XL or large,
and I'd happily give it to you.
303
00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:52,130
You have to wash this now, or else...
304
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:55,250
Watch out! Watch out.
305
00:16:55,420 --> 00:16:56,880
Didn't you see that fly?
306
00:16:57,090 --> 00:16:59,460
-Is he your husband?
-No, no, no.
307
00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:03,670
What's this? How crazy!
308
00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,000
You're so funny.
309
00:17:05,340 --> 00:17:08,460
-Wait.
-Hey, hey.
310
00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:10,590
Something is dead in there,
311
00:17:10,670 --> 00:17:12,460
now there are living things in there,
name them.
312
00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:15,670
We'll have to use your room
so we're more comfortable.
313
00:17:15,750 --> 00:17:18,550
-Isn't that right, my love?
-Yes, yes. Whatever she says.
314
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:21,630
So you lived together,
but weren't married.
315
00:17:21,710 --> 00:17:23,340
Yeah, that's normal, right?
316
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:26,550
Yes, don't worry. I'm not judging you.
317
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,210
But God is.
318
00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:31,550
What is this? It's cute.
319
00:17:31,630 --> 00:17:34,300
The parties here should end after 8 p.m.
320
00:17:34,380 --> 00:17:36,170
I have to go to bed at that time.
321
00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:37,840
We don't throw a lot of parties.
322
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:40,800
She stole my magnet.
323
00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:43,800
-I swear.
-No, no.
324
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:49,460
It's fixed. You won't have any issues
with your pipes.
325
00:17:49,550 --> 00:17:53,630
Thank you, Santi. I love you.
Thanks, you're the best.
326
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,750
Why the long faces?
Was it really that bad?
327
00:17:58,460 --> 00:18:00,250
Yeah, it looks like
I'm going to live by myself.
328
00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:03,550
So I'll have to adopt birds.
And be the crazy bird lady.
329
00:18:03,630 --> 00:18:06,130
Don't exaggerate,
some of the candidates were good.
330
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:08,840
-Which ones?
-The guy from the gym, for example.
331
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,920
-The one who suggested the threesome.
-I like him.
332
00:18:12,130 --> 00:18:14,050
The rich girl who has a yacht.
333
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:16,460
She asked what time breakfast is served.
334
00:18:16,550 --> 00:18:18,550
Well, Fe, what do you want me to say?
335
00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:20,960
Our parents are right.
Our generation is screwed.
336
00:18:21,050 --> 00:18:23,210
-It's social media.
-Totally.
337
00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:25,670
-Come in, please.
-Thank you.
338
00:18:26,090 --> 00:18:26,920
Hello.
339
00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,170
-Hello.
-Are you Maria Fe?
340
00:18:29,420 --> 00:18:31,050
-Yes, yes.
-You look like a Maria Fe.
341
00:18:31,130 --> 00:18:33,960
-Hi, how are you?
-Good, good.
342
00:18:34,050 --> 00:18:34,880
Hi.
343
00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:37,550
-Santiago.
-You're a Libra.
344
00:18:40,210 --> 00:18:42,500
This is a nice place,
it's really beautiful.
345
00:18:42,590 --> 00:18:45,670
Good vibes. Oh, except for this couch.
346
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,710
Somebody cried here. That's powerful.
347
00:18:49,130 --> 00:18:51,590
-I'm Natalia, Maria Fe's best friend.
-I'm sorry. How are you?
348
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:54,210
How are you, beautiful?
349
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,300
-Good. And you are?
-Caro, Carolina.
350
00:18:56,380 --> 00:18:57,960
Caro, or Carolina, either is fine.
351
00:18:58,210 --> 00:18:59,250
I'm a vegetarian.
352
00:18:59,340 --> 00:19:02,130
Sometimes I eat chicken,
but I'm vegetarian.
353
00:19:02,380 --> 00:19:05,210
I do yoga every day at 7 a.m.
I wake up super early.
354
00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:07,250
Except for Wednesday,
it's yellow day so I can't.
355
00:19:07,340 --> 00:19:08,170
Of course.
356
00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:09,880
I don't believe
in long-term relationships.
357
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:11,800
But I do believe Paul McCartney is dead.
358
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:15,750
And the man who passes for him
is a double. Just like Avril Lavigne.
359
00:19:18,050 --> 00:19:19,500
-I'll go, I'll go.
-It's a...
360
00:19:19,590 --> 00:19:21,500
We're having a problem with the pipes,
but he'll fix it.
361
00:19:21,590 --> 00:19:24,250
Everything happens for a reason,
no worries.
362
00:19:24,340 --> 00:19:25,340
How beautiful.
363
00:19:25,420 --> 00:19:27,050
Oh, I'm sorry.
364
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:31,000
I brought you all something to try.
365
00:19:31,090 --> 00:19:32,710
Thank you.
366
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,920
-They're the best brownies in town.
-Thank you.
367
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,880
-Did you make them?
-Yes, I made them.
368
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:40,250
Don't worry, there's no pot in them.
369
00:19:40,340 --> 00:19:41,590
I mean,
I have pot for later if you'd like.
370
00:19:41,670 --> 00:19:43,380
-But that doesn't have any.
-Okay.
371
00:19:45,380 --> 00:19:47,550
I'm having a fat-gasm.
372
00:19:47,710 --> 00:19:50,460
These are definitely
the best brownies I've ever tried.
373
00:19:50,550 --> 00:19:53,250
That's another thing about me,
I always tell the truth.
374
00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:56,130
-And...
-And...
375
00:19:56,210 --> 00:19:59,170
Caro, when could you move in?
376
00:19:59,250 --> 00:20:00,090
Carolina...
377
00:20:01,130 --> 00:20:03,300
Everything's fine.
378
00:20:03,380 --> 00:20:06,550
I'm fine with moving in now.
I think you guys need help, right?
379
00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,670
You're so good at that.
Plants always die on me.
380
00:20:16,750 --> 00:20:18,960
-But you paint furniture beautifully.
-Thanks.
381
00:20:19,050 --> 00:20:21,960
This whole orchard and gardening thing
gets me very nervous.
382
00:20:22,050 --> 00:20:24,300
-But do you paint?
-No.
383
00:20:24,380 --> 00:20:26,300
I've never followed
Dr. Miyagi's practices.
384
00:20:27,340 --> 00:20:28,630
Mr. Miyagi.
385
00:20:29,340 --> 00:20:30,750
Miyagi was a mister, not a doctor.
386
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:32,710
-It's Mr. Miyagi.
-I'm sorry.
387
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:33,750
Could you help us a bit
388
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:35,960
-and paint the walls?
-No.
389
00:20:36,050 --> 00:20:37,800
Well, you could ask your boyfriend
to help you.
390
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:40,050
And you can distract yourself a bit,
and get off the computer.
391
00:20:40,130 --> 00:20:42,710
Hey, how many of these
have you smoked?
392
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:44,420
Who told you I have a boyfriend?
393
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:48,380
Isn't the Mexican your boyfriend?
That guy who talks with the accent.
394
00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:50,170
There's no way I would ever be with him.
395
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,710
He's a cute guy, isn't he?
396
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:54,380
I mean, he's got good vibes,
and all that.
397
00:20:54,460 --> 00:20:56,750
Yeah, but don't insist.
She doesn't like those things.
398
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:57,750
She's like that.
399
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:01,090
I don't think he's anything special.
400
00:21:01,590 --> 00:21:03,630
You liked him the first time you saw him.
401
00:21:05,090 --> 00:21:05,960
Caro, are you seeing anyone?
402
00:21:06,130 --> 00:21:09,750
Yeah, two or three people,
depending on the situation.
403
00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,960
I like connecting
with as many people as possible.
404
00:21:13,670 --> 00:21:16,250
And you? How long have you been
with your boyfriend for?
405
00:21:16,460 --> 00:21:20,170
No, we're not together anymore.
We lasted six years.
406
00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:22,670
-Oh, six years?
-Yes.
407
00:21:22,750 --> 00:21:25,960
That's how long a squirrel lives for.
What happened?
408
00:21:26,130 --> 00:21:29,550
He's an architect,
he helped me fix the house up.
409
00:21:29,630 --> 00:21:32,630
And he went to Spain
to get his master's degree.
410
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,590
And the distance is always difficult.
411
00:21:34,670 --> 00:21:38,750
But I think it's a phase,
and he'll get over it.
412
00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:43,300
-Are you okay?
-Yes.
413
00:21:43,380 --> 00:21:46,340
Let's take a selfie so people
can see we're doing things.
414
00:21:46,420 --> 00:21:48,170
-Great!
-Yeah.
415
00:21:49,460 --> 00:21:50,840
Okay. We're all happy, right?
416
00:21:55,670 --> 00:21:56,500
Okay.
417
00:21:57,590 --> 00:21:58,420
We're done.
418
00:21:59,090 --> 00:22:01,300
Be careful, this leaves a horrible stain.
419
00:22:01,670 --> 00:22:03,670
-I'm going to tag you, okay?
-Okay.
420
00:22:12,090 --> 00:22:13,550
TOUGH SEMESTER, BUT WORTH THE
REWARD
421
00:22:23,210 --> 00:22:25,380
DANIELA GARCIA
ARCHITECT AND ANIMALIST
422
00:22:31,420 --> 00:22:35,840
THE BEST PART OF THE SCHOOL YEAR
423
00:22:47,050 --> 00:22:48,130
Thanks.
424
00:22:56,380 --> 00:22:58,050
Another one, another one.
425
00:22:59,630 --> 00:23:01,420
Stupid!
426
00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:04,630
We're here with a very special guest.
427
00:23:04,710 --> 00:23:07,210
His name is Matías.How are you, Matías?
428
00:23:07,300 --> 00:23:13,170
You're with a really, really cool girl.And she's very beautiful.
429
00:23:13,670 --> 00:23:17,050
Her name is Maria Fe. Please, tell us...What do you like most about her?
430
00:23:17,130 --> 00:23:18,590
Her ass.
431
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,420
But tell us about better things,qualities.
432
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:23,960
My qualities as a person.
433
00:23:24,050 --> 00:23:26,250
You make an amazing breakfast.
434
00:23:26,340 --> 00:23:27,880
Scrambled eggs are my specialty.
435
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:30,710
You have no ideahow she scrambles my eggs.
436
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:31,750
It's delicious.
437
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:33,750
Are you going to miss me a lot?
438
00:23:36,420 --> 00:23:38,960
-A lot.-Yeah, you promise?
439
00:23:41,090 --> 00:23:42,960
I'll finish my master's,and come back immediately.
440
00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:48,750
And during that exact momentI understood, what I had to do.
441
00:23:49,130 --> 00:23:51,550
Remember how I told you
that I wanted to handle this
442
00:23:51,630 --> 00:23:52,800
in a mature way.
443
00:23:53,090 --> 00:23:54,920
That I wanted to calm down...
444
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,460
-Yes, an admirable decision.
-No, it was really stupid.
445
00:23:58,550 --> 00:24:02,670
It's not right, who needs to be mature
at this moment? Do you know what we need?
446
00:24:02,750 --> 00:24:04,340
-To sleep for eight hours.
-No, no, no.
447
00:24:04,420 --> 00:24:07,090
Tequila is what we need, sisters!
448
00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:09,170
Tequila, sisters!
449
00:24:09,460 --> 00:24:11,840
Stay away from me, Satan!
450
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:14,920
You know you want it, grab it.
Let's do the ritual, grab the salt.
451
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:15,960
Start thinking about your...
452
00:24:16,050 --> 00:24:17,880
Thanks, start there.
453
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,090
-Okay, concentrate.
-Concentration.
454
00:24:21,340 --> 00:24:23,210
To all the women...
455
00:24:23,340 --> 00:24:25,880
who have marked a milestone
in our history.
456
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:27,800
My Aunt Monique.
457
00:24:28,170 --> 00:24:30,210
To Susy, my inspirational muse.
458
00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:31,630
And to the Tigress of the Orient.
459
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:34,380
-Cheers!
-No, wait, wait.
460
00:24:35,380 --> 00:24:36,590
To Britney.
461
00:24:37,050 --> 00:24:39,880
She is overcoming all the damage
Justin did to her.
462
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:42,920
You're doing good, sister. Keep at it.
We've got your back, sister.
463
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000
-Cheers.
-No, wait, wait.
464
00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:47,130
For that day to come...
465
00:24:47,250 --> 00:24:51,000
That wonderful day in which we'll learn
to reproduce by ourselves,
466
00:24:51,090 --> 00:24:52,170
like the amoebas.
467
00:24:52,630 --> 00:24:54,050
-Cheers!
-Wait, wait!
468
00:24:54,130 --> 00:24:55,710
I'm almost done.
469
00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:58,050
And for that other day to come...
470
00:24:58,130 --> 00:25:01,590
A time when we only need men
for tiny things.
471
00:25:01,670 --> 00:25:04,000
Which means minimal things.
472
00:25:04,090 --> 00:25:06,090
For example, opening jars.
473
00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:08,750
Reaching for things
when you don't have stairs.
474
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,170
Killing small insects that scare us.
475
00:25:11,250 --> 00:25:14,090
They scare us so bad, sisters!
476
00:25:14,170 --> 00:25:16,250
Cheers!
477
00:25:21,550 --> 00:25:23,840
That's it, we're ready.
478
00:25:24,380 --> 00:25:27,090
Never have I ever,
had sex with two male friends.
479
00:25:27,670 --> 00:25:28,500
Chug!
480
00:25:28,590 --> 00:25:31,960
Never have I ever,
had sex with girls and guys,
481
00:25:32,050 --> 00:25:34,630
and vibrators, and stuffed animals.
482
00:25:34,710 --> 00:25:37,840
I've never edited my photo
before sending it to a guy.
483
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:42,420
Never have I ever...
484
00:25:43,050 --> 00:25:47,050
Sent an e-mail,
and had it bounce back.
485
00:25:48,630 --> 00:25:51,750
Never have I ever pooped in a bathroom
that isn't mine,
486
00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:52,840
and the toilet wouldn't flush,
487
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:56,250
so I had to grab the poop with my hand,
and throw it in the trash.
488
00:25:57,590 --> 00:25:59,710
Chug!
489
00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:01,460
I never flirted with a teacher.
490
00:26:01,550 --> 00:26:03,750
-I never flirted with my teacher!
-Yes, the math teacher!
491
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:06,210
He was my math reasoning teacher
from prep school.
492
00:26:06,420 --> 00:26:08,960
I asked him to explain the calculations,
and square roots.
493
00:26:09,170 --> 00:26:11,630
And how he took me to the nth power!
494
00:26:11,710 --> 00:26:12,920
Chug!
495
00:26:15,130 --> 00:26:16,250
Does the yoga instructor count?
496
00:26:16,340 --> 00:26:19,590
Yes, he does. Cheers!
497
00:26:20,710 --> 00:26:22,710
You know what we should do? Dance.
498
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:24,460
Yes, where should we go?
499
00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:30,380
There was this one place.
Isn't there a place close by at the...
500
00:26:30,460 --> 00:26:32,090
Was it "Teatriz"?
501
00:26:32,170 --> 00:26:35,420
-It was over here...
-I think it was "Zoom."
502
00:26:35,500 --> 00:26:38,250
I'll just type in "Barranco."
And we'll look around there.
503
00:26:39,460 --> 00:26:42,630
Where are all my people
from the Bridge of Sighs?
504
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:47,550
If you came for meI'd run towards you
505
00:26:47,630 --> 00:26:51,250
I'd open my arms until the skyUntil the end
506
00:26:51,340 --> 00:26:54,960
I'd bite your skinI'd cover it in honey
507
00:26:55,050 --> 00:26:58,670
I'd lick your lipsIf you came for me
508
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,550
Let the orchestra play
509
00:27:05,630 --> 00:27:08,380
Follow meThe party has already started
510
00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:11,880
What's up?Nobody can get sad
511
00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:16,340
-No!
-Remember that laughter exists!
512
00:27:16,420 --> 00:27:20,050
Never, but never...
513
00:27:20,130 --> 00:27:24,550
-Idiot!
-Abandon me, darling
514
00:27:24,630 --> 00:27:28,000
Who knows how to party better,
men or women?
515
00:27:28,090 --> 00:27:30,050
-Women!
-Women!
516
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:42,710
#HOWYOUTHINKYOULOOK
517
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:47,340
#HOWYOUREALLYLOOK
518
00:28:17,670 --> 00:28:18,960
-Sir.
-Sir, please.
519
00:28:19,050 --> 00:28:20,630
I'd like the same drink.
520
00:28:21,210 --> 00:28:23,210
I know what we need.
521
00:28:24,130 --> 00:28:26,750
Excuse me. Go take care of your kids.
522
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,920
Go take care of your kids?
523
00:28:30,170 --> 00:28:32,250
-That was so disrespectful.
-That was too much.
524
00:28:32,340 --> 00:28:33,920
I'm going to get a chilcano cocktail.
525
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,050
No, you know what that does to you.
No way...
526
00:28:37,130 --> 00:28:38,090
-Rum?
-No.
527
00:28:38,170 --> 00:28:40,000
-Vodka?
-No, get some water.
528
00:28:40,090 --> 00:28:41,460
-Come on.
-No.
529
00:28:41,550 --> 00:28:42,630
I'll be right back.
530
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:45,380
Oh, we lost her.
531
00:28:45,460 --> 00:28:47,210
It sucks that it's already daytime
in China.
532
00:28:47,300 --> 00:28:49,090
-I have to get this.
-Are you serious?
533
00:28:49,170 --> 00:28:50,800
Stay here, don't move. I'll be back soon.
534
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:52,340
I need to play sober.
535
00:29:05,340 --> 00:29:07,300
Remember when we danced to this song?
536
00:29:08,300 --> 00:29:10,840
Sir, a pisco, please.
537
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:12,590
-Chilcano?
-No, a shot!
538
00:29:13,340 --> 00:29:14,960
You know that's going to be bad for you.
539
00:29:30,590 --> 00:29:33,420
Maria Fe? Maria Fe are you there?
540
00:29:35,630 --> 00:29:37,130
Hey, don't cut the line!
541
00:29:37,210 --> 00:29:39,550
-Don't cut the line!
-Don't cut the line!
542
00:29:40,170 --> 00:29:42,420
My best friend is in that bathroom
calling her ex.
543
00:29:42,500 --> 00:29:43,590
Go ahead.
544
00:29:44,050 --> 00:29:45,300
Maria Fe?
545
00:29:45,630 --> 00:29:47,750
-I'm sorry. Maria Fe?
-Fe!
546
00:29:50,170 --> 00:29:51,550
Oh, shit.
547
00:29:52,420 --> 00:29:53,840
Maria Fe, drop that phone.
548
00:29:54,550 --> 00:29:55,630
Maria Fe, don't text him.
549
00:29:55,710 --> 00:29:58,590
-Pass us the phone.
-You'll regret this tomorrow.
550
00:29:58,670 --> 00:30:01,090
When you're sober,
you'll regret what you're doing now.
551
00:30:01,170 --> 00:30:05,420
Tequilas, six, Whisky, two, Pisco, one.
552
00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:10,300
Calls to your ex, one, dignity, zero.
553
00:30:28,750 --> 00:30:30,250
-Hey.
-Hey.
554
00:30:30,340 --> 00:30:31,920
Didn't the tequila help?
555
00:30:32,590 --> 00:30:33,420
Here you go.
556
00:30:35,630 --> 00:30:37,920
There's no sugar.
I replaced it with dates.
557
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,750
On top there are coconut flakes, no flour.
558
00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:43,090
Nothing added to it,
but there are other things.
559
00:30:43,170 --> 00:30:44,710
-Thanks.
-Help yourself.
560
00:30:49,630 --> 00:30:50,670
It's delicious.
561
00:30:50,750 --> 00:30:54,090
I know it doesn't seem like it, but...
562
00:30:54,710 --> 00:30:57,340
I also know what it's like
to have a broken heart.
563
00:30:57,670 --> 00:30:59,250
Was it a guy for a change?
564
00:30:59,340 --> 00:31:01,420
It doesn't necessarily
have to be a guy, right?
565
00:31:04,340 --> 00:31:06,300
When I was 19...
566
00:31:08,550 --> 00:31:10,630
I had to go back to my mom's house.
567
00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:16,300
I lost my job, and had to go back
to my mom's house.
568
00:31:16,590 --> 00:31:19,960
And she was married to an idiot.
569
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:23,750
To a disgusting drunk.
570
00:31:24,630 --> 00:31:27,960
And one day I was asleep...
571
00:31:29,130 --> 00:31:31,550
And he came home drunk as usual.
572
00:31:33,550 --> 00:31:34,670
And he got into my bed.
573
00:31:35,670 --> 00:31:38,630
I'm fine, nothing happened to me.
574
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,170
What I mean is...
575
00:31:43,090 --> 00:31:44,420
That's not what matters, what matters
576
00:31:44,500 --> 00:31:47,000
is that I looked for my mom
so I could tell her, and...
577
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,380
And she didn't believe me.
578
00:31:52,420 --> 00:31:54,050
So I left.
579
00:31:56,590 --> 00:31:59,840
-I feel silly now crying over a man.
-Don't worry.
580
00:32:00,250 --> 00:32:02,880
All our pains hurt, right?
They just hurt differently.
581
00:32:03,300 --> 00:32:06,710
Your six-year relationship
ended over Skype.
582
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:10,460
It sucks, but it'll pass. You'll be fine.
583
00:32:10,550 --> 00:32:15,170
I think that right now you should focus
your energy on something else.
584
00:32:16,550 --> 00:32:19,800
When this happened to me,
I started doing yoga.
585
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:22,130
The yoga was incredible.
586
00:32:24,750 --> 00:32:28,420
Einstein said that life
is like riding a bicycle.
587
00:32:29,090 --> 00:32:32,380
To keep your balance,
you always need to move ahead.
588
00:32:32,460 --> 00:32:34,210
That's it!
589
00:32:35,420 --> 00:32:38,590
So should I ride a bicycle or do yoga?
590
00:32:39,050 --> 00:32:41,460
-Do pole dancing.
-Pole dancing?
591
00:32:41,750 --> 00:32:45,340
Let's start with a beautiful figure,
the witch.
592
00:32:45,420 --> 00:32:48,090
We think about it,
we have it clear in our mind.
593
00:32:48,170 --> 00:32:49,750
We visualize it in...
594
00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:53,210
three... two... one.
595
00:32:53,300 --> 00:32:55,960
And we have the witch. That's it.
596
00:32:56,250 --> 00:32:59,590
That's it. We sustain our beautiful witch.
597
00:32:59,670 --> 00:33:04,250
Hold that pelvis, keep your smile,
and now the angel.
598
00:33:05,420 --> 00:33:08,800
If we can't remember how to do it,
we can observe the advanced students.
599
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:12,670
That's it.
600
00:33:13,550 --> 00:33:16,250
One... and dolphin. That's it.
601
00:33:16,340 --> 00:33:19,300
And a princess's smile.
602
00:33:19,460 --> 00:33:23,300
Lots of self-love. Give yourself power.
603
00:33:23,380 --> 00:33:26,710
That's it, beautiful. Let's keep trying.
604
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:29,550
I got it, I got it. Yes, there you go.
605
00:33:29,630 --> 00:33:32,460
We hold it for ten... nine...
606
00:33:32,550 --> 00:33:35,750
eight... seven... and smile...
607
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:42,210
Chess player, that's my thing.
608
00:33:42,300 --> 00:33:45,300
The queen is the mostimportant piece here.
609
00:33:45,380 --> 00:33:48,550
And the only one that can movewherever she wants to.
610
00:33:48,630 --> 00:33:49,460
How about that?
611
00:33:50,380 --> 00:33:52,880
For you, the Beyoncé of chess.
612
00:33:53,050 --> 00:33:58,000
I've learned more from my mistakes
than my victories.
613
00:34:03,210 --> 00:34:06,590
Of course the queen got eaten by a pawn.
614
00:34:06,710 --> 00:34:07,920
So typical...
615
00:34:12,550 --> 00:34:16,050
This is wonderful and addictive junk,
I don't get why you don't sell them.
616
00:34:16,130 --> 00:34:17,920
It's not junk, and it's not addictive.
617
00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:19,590
It has coconut milk,
and it's pretty healthy.
618
00:34:19,670 --> 00:34:20,500
So eat them freely.
619
00:34:20,670 --> 00:34:23,130
I'm sorry, but you'd be a millionaire.
620
00:34:23,210 --> 00:34:25,300
Thanks, but I'll pass.
I'd rather cook for you girls.
621
00:34:25,380 --> 00:34:26,340
With my love, and that's it.
622
00:34:26,420 --> 00:34:30,460
I want to see Matías's face,
when he sees that I bymyself.com
623
00:34:30,550 --> 00:34:32,210
fixed that door.
624
00:34:32,630 --> 00:34:35,880
My God, until when
will I have to hear that name?
625
00:34:36,460 --> 00:34:37,800
Fine, I'm sorry.
626
00:34:38,250 --> 00:34:40,380
-Want some?
-Thanks.
627
00:34:40,460 --> 00:34:42,670
You should keep your head busy
with something else.
628
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:44,590
I'm serious,
for your own good, and for ours.
629
00:34:45,170 --> 00:34:46,420
Carolina, defend me.
630
00:34:47,380 --> 00:34:49,130
I'm keeping my head
busy with a lot of things.
631
00:34:49,210 --> 00:34:51,300
-Really?
-Yes. I'm doing a bunch of things.
632
00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:53,090
-Like what?
-I've painted mandalas.
633
00:34:53,170 --> 00:34:55,750
I've painted walls,
I just fixed that door.
634
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:57,800
What else did I do? I played chess.
635
00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:00,840
-Wow.
-I read Don Quijote again.
636
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:02,050
I tried pole dancing.
637
00:35:02,130 --> 00:35:04,380
Oh, please tell me how you did with that.
638
00:35:05,340 --> 00:35:07,170
Humiliation is not the best therapy.
639
00:35:07,250 --> 00:35:09,550
She did well,
she just has to keep practicing.
640
00:35:09,630 --> 00:35:10,460
Thanks.
641
00:35:10,550 --> 00:35:13,460
Usually you're intelligent,
but lately you've been stupid.
642
00:35:14,250 --> 00:35:16,210
Continue insulting me, you empower me.
643
00:35:16,300 --> 00:35:17,300
I'm not insulting you.
644
00:35:17,380 --> 00:35:19,210
I'm making a dessert,
actually I'm inventing it.
645
00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:20,710
-Should I continue?
-Yes, please.
646
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:23,340
Fine, I'm insulting you.
Hearing you makes me grumpy.
647
00:35:23,550 --> 00:35:24,880
Thanks. Please continue.
648
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,340
You have to stop, Fe. I'm serious.
649
00:35:27,420 --> 00:35:29,050
-Enough.
-What's your problem?
650
00:35:29,550 --> 00:35:33,500
You're not a kid anymore,
we're adults now. Life is passing by.
651
00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:36,380
When will you do
what you've always wanted to do?
652
00:35:36,460 --> 00:35:38,420
Do you know what I want? I don't know.
Do you know? Tell me.
653
00:35:40,300 --> 00:35:41,130
What?
654
00:35:41,420 --> 00:35:43,750
When did you decide that you'd spend your
life writing commercials?
655
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:44,670
I don't understand it.
656
00:35:44,750 --> 00:35:47,250
-Are you making fun of my job?
-No!
657
00:35:47,590 --> 00:35:50,210
You always said
that you wanted to be a writer.
658
00:35:50,300 --> 00:35:52,130
She was the only one who knew
what she wanted to do with her life.
659
00:35:52,210 --> 00:35:53,960
I had no idea. But she did.
660
00:35:54,050 --> 00:35:56,550
And she'd win at everything.
661
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,460
And now you tell me
you don't know what to do.
662
00:35:59,550 --> 00:36:00,380
Well, I don't know...
663
00:36:00,460 --> 00:36:01,840
You say you're sad,
and that you're going to die.
664
00:36:02,250 --> 00:36:04,050
You want to play chess...
665
00:36:04,130 --> 00:36:05,460
And this is because
Matías the dwarf left you.
666
00:36:05,550 --> 00:36:06,380
You can't be serious.
667
00:36:06,460 --> 00:36:09,840
I don't know what to write about, Natalia.
I really don't know where to start.
668
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:12,550
Well, start by sitting
in front of a computer.
669
00:36:12,630 --> 00:36:14,920
Like this, because things
won't write themselves.
670
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,840
So I just have to sit in front of the
computer, and the masterpiece will happen.
671
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:19,710
You always said you wanted
to have a blog.
672
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,840
Where's the blog? Huh?
673
00:36:22,750 --> 00:36:25,420
-Blogs aren't even trendy anymore.
-Of course they're trendy.
674
00:36:25,500 --> 00:36:27,340
So write in one, for fuck sakes!
675
00:36:27,420 --> 00:36:28,590
I told you I don't know
what to write about.
676
00:36:28,670 --> 00:36:30,250
-I said I don't know.
-Of course you know!
677
00:36:30,340 --> 00:36:32,960
I don't know. I swear I have no idea.
678
00:36:33,050 --> 00:36:36,460
The only thing I have in my head,
is that unnamable insect.
679
00:36:36,550 --> 00:36:40,090
And how I want his intestines to rot,
and pus to come out of them.
680
00:36:40,170 --> 00:36:42,840
And for him to have no choice,
but to call me to take care of him.
681
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:47,090
And I'll prepare his hot tea
so he can sleep well.
682
00:36:47,170 --> 00:36:51,590
After that, I feel bad,
and I lose all my dignity,
683
00:36:51,670 --> 00:36:53,500
for wishing him something so bad.
684
00:36:53,590 --> 00:36:56,840
I wanted him so much,
I loved him so much.
685
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:57,960
And then I feel worse,
686
00:36:58,050 --> 00:37:01,130
because I'm the protagonist
of a shitty comedy.
687
00:37:01,210 --> 00:37:02,750
Where God and the Devil,
688
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:05,960
and all the people
or beings in the universe
689
00:37:06,050 --> 00:37:07,340
who are in charge
of making me feel bad,
690
00:37:07,420 --> 00:37:09,960
spit at me with their black humor
and make fun of me.
691
00:37:10,050 --> 00:37:12,250
And you can handle all of these things.
692
00:37:12,340 --> 00:37:14,000
Of course,
you have this wall in front of you,
693
00:37:14,090 --> 00:37:17,380
that won't let you feel anything.
But I'm going to end up alone.
694
00:37:19,300 --> 00:37:21,340
And I'll go crazy.
695
00:37:21,750 --> 00:37:24,960
I'll end up crying
in the street somewhere.
696
00:37:29,590 --> 00:37:32,920
If you see me in the street crying,
please pick me up.
697
00:37:33,130 --> 00:37:34,460
At least do that.
698
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:41,300
If all of that was in a blog
I'd definitely read it.
699
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:20,000
WRITE A NAME
CREATE BLOG
700
00:38:23,420 --> 00:38:27,000
Have you ever gone outwith one of those idiots
701
00:38:27,210 --> 00:38:30,630
who are insecure,and aren't acrylic nor oil paint?
702
00:38:30,710 --> 00:38:35,420
So you've had the pleasureof meeting a watercolor.
703
00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:39,300
This kind of man requires a lot of work.
704
00:38:39,380 --> 00:38:42,380
The cup with water, the paintbrush,
705
00:38:42,460 --> 00:38:46,460
and in the end,it's not even decent paint.
706
00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,920
Sex and ceviche.
707
00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:57,960
I don't knowif that's genius or disgusting.
708
00:38:58,300 --> 00:39:00,800
No, no, no.
709
00:39:03,210 --> 00:39:05,500
Fe's dilemmas.
710
00:39:06,380 --> 00:39:08,250
That sounds likea Catholic channel show.
711
00:39:08,340 --> 00:39:10,210
No, no, no.
712
00:39:15,170 --> 00:39:17,590
SCARLETT JOHANSSON
HOLLYWOOD'S NEW SINGLE LADY
713
00:39:19,590 --> 00:39:22,050
Single lady.
714
00:39:22,130 --> 00:39:26,420
No, I'm not available. I'm sorry.Oh, thank you.
715
00:39:33,050 --> 00:39:34,920
How's that presentation going, beautiful?
716
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,300
Very good, good.
717
00:39:38,300 --> 00:39:40,590
Don't forget I want a presentation like...
718
00:39:40,670 --> 00:39:41,550
Boom!
719
00:39:42,500 --> 00:39:43,340
Boom!
720
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:49,710
-I hate him, I don't get it.
-Me, too.
721
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:52,000
First he talks like an Argentinian,
then he talks like he's Peruvian.
722
00:39:52,090 --> 00:39:54,170
-He sucks.
-Totally.
723
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:56,670
I really don't like him.
724
00:39:56,750 --> 00:39:58,630
What is it, Natalia? I'm working.
725
00:39:58,710 --> 00:40:01,630
Excuse me,am I speaking to the single lady?
726
00:40:01,840 --> 00:40:02,670
How do you know?
727
00:40:02,750 --> 00:40:04,550
First, because you writethe way you speak.
728
00:40:04,630 --> 00:40:09,090
Second, because the watercolor ideacame up when I broke up with stupid Nico.
729
00:40:09,170 --> 00:40:11,550
And third,because it's all over Facebook.
730
00:40:11,630 --> 00:40:13,380
What are you talking about?
731
00:40:13,670 --> 00:40:15,840
Wait, I'm going to look.
I'll call you back.
732
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:19,800
Friends, friends.
I need to tell you something.
733
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:21,460
I started a blog.
734
00:40:21,550 --> 00:40:22,420
-What?
-A blog?
735
00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:24,170
Yes, "Single Lady."
736
00:40:24,250 --> 00:40:25,500
What are you saying?
737
00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:28,250
Wait, wait. Apparently I have...
738
00:40:28,340 --> 00:40:31,960
What? I have 300 views on my blog!
739
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:36,250
I don't even have 300 friends.
740
00:40:36,340 --> 00:40:38,090
I don't even... excuse me.
I don't even have 30.
741
00:40:38,170 --> 00:40:40,840
I might not even have three,
but I have you two.
742
00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:41,750
Oh, my friends.
743
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:45,210
What's going on, is this a supermarket?
744
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:49,000
Do you want your salaries or not?
Let's get to work.
745
00:40:52,300 --> 00:40:54,130
Share it with me.
746
00:40:55,380 --> 00:40:58,250
I think I've only beenwith crayons in my life.
747
00:40:58,630 --> 00:41:00,880
I love you, single lady. I love you, too.
748
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:05,000
You should talk about the guysyou meet on Tinder.
749
00:41:07,340 --> 00:41:09,590
Well, first you need
another profile picture.
750
00:41:09,670 --> 00:41:10,750
This one is horrible.
751
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:14,670
What's wrong with you? This one is fine.
I look fun.
752
00:41:14,750 --> 00:41:17,420
Tinder is not a place for fun people,
Maria Fe.
753
00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:19,420
-No?
-That's what Twitter is for.
754
00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:22,130
Tinder is a place for people to have sex.
755
00:41:22,210 --> 00:41:24,000
-It's sexual.
-Oh, that's gross.
756
00:41:24,090 --> 00:41:25,250
-Come here.
-Okay.
757
00:41:26,090 --> 00:41:29,090
I'd suggest you change it for...
758
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:32,750
-My God.
-Don't make fun of me.
759
00:41:33,300 --> 00:41:34,500
-This one.
-No, don't look at that.
760
00:41:34,590 --> 00:41:36,090
-Don't look at it.
-It's perfect.
761
00:41:36,170 --> 00:41:39,460
Listen, it's from three years ago.
I'm dressed as a sexy nurse, no.
762
00:41:39,550 --> 00:41:42,090
That's what we want.
You should look sexy.
763
00:41:42,170 --> 00:41:44,300
-This is the photo. Do you trust me?
-Okay. Yes.
764
00:41:44,380 --> 00:41:46,170
-Okay.
-Okay, let's see.
765
00:41:46,250 --> 00:41:47,340
Let's look at our options.
766
00:41:47,420 --> 00:41:49,380
-He has a beard.
-He's gay.
767
00:41:49,460 --> 00:41:50,880
Really? Okay.
768
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:53,050
This one. Oh, I super liked him!
769
00:41:53,130 --> 00:41:54,880
What's going to happen?
Will he know my address?
770
00:41:54,960 --> 00:41:56,000
It's okay.
771
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,800
-Relax a bit.
-I'm relaxed.
772
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:01,550
-Relax more.
-I'm in an investigation.
773
00:42:01,630 --> 00:42:04,750
It's normal,
I'm just getting to know the app.
774
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:07,130
Another one. That one, Fernando!
775
00:42:07,210 --> 00:42:08,460
No? Which one is Fernando?
776
00:42:08,550 --> 00:42:11,130
If it's a group photo,
he's always the ugliest.
777
00:42:14,630 --> 00:42:15,710
-This one, right?
-This one.
778
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,460
-Let's see.
-Okay.
779
00:42:17,550 --> 00:42:18,380
Investigate him.
780
00:42:18,460 --> 00:42:21,840
Lorenzo, 27 years old. He's a surfer.
781
00:42:22,670 --> 00:42:25,800
-He doesn't look like a psychopath.
-No, he won't hurt me too much.
782
00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:27,590
-No.
-Okay.
783
00:42:29,670 --> 00:42:32,170
-It's a match!
-Chat with him, and have fun.
784
00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:33,960
Okay, and what should I write?
785
00:42:34,170 --> 00:42:37,250
I usually go right to the photo.
786
00:42:37,340 --> 00:42:38,250
-A photo?
-Yes.
787
00:42:38,340 --> 00:42:40,920
-A selfie.
-A selfie?
788
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:44,130
-Naked?
-Step by step.
789
00:42:44,210 --> 00:42:45,960
Let's say you start with your face.
790
00:42:46,050 --> 00:42:48,380
-The face?
-Then the neck.
791
00:42:48,460 --> 00:42:49,800
Then you keep going down.
792
00:42:50,210 --> 00:42:52,710
That's so kinky!
793
00:42:52,800 --> 00:42:54,460
-It works for me.
-Don't be that way!
794
00:42:54,550 --> 00:42:55,710
It works for me.
795
00:42:56,460 --> 00:42:59,840
Being single is an eternal searchfor the...
796
00:43:00,460 --> 00:43:02,000
The perfect balance.
797
00:43:05,550 --> 00:43:11,300
Shaving just in case it happens.Or not shaving so it doesn't happen.
798
00:43:13,670 --> 00:43:17,050
Putting enough makeup on to look great.
799
00:43:17,130 --> 00:43:20,590
But just enough that it looks likeyou're not wearing any.
800
00:43:21,130 --> 00:43:22,210
Thank you.
801
00:43:23,710 --> 00:43:26,210
You're so sweet. No, no...
802
00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:27,880
I had no time to dress up.
803
00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:30,130
I'm just so busy. But thank you.
804
00:43:33,210 --> 00:43:36,880
And above all, look likeyou have everything under control.
805
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:40,840
Even though you have no ideawhat you're doing.
806
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:42,380
#CANDYMODE
807
00:43:43,250 --> 00:43:46,420
#HIPSTERMODE
808
00:43:47,550 --> 00:43:50,210
#DESPERATEMODE
809
00:43:55,210 --> 00:43:56,300
Lorenzo?
810
00:43:57,090 --> 00:43:59,840
How are you? I didn't recognize you.
811
00:44:00,210 --> 00:44:03,000
You look different on your profile photo.
812
00:44:03,090 --> 00:44:05,630
Yes, it was my best photo and my best age.
813
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:07,800
-Maria Jose.
-Maria Fe.
814
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:10,300
Sorry, I confuse those Christian names.
815
00:44:10,380 --> 00:44:12,460
Maria Jose, Maria Fe, Magdalena...
816
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:15,210
-I got you a caramel macchiato.
-Thanks.
817
00:44:15,300 --> 00:44:16,880
My female friends love
the caramel macchiato.
818
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:18,750
So I got you one. Caramel macchiato?
819
00:44:19,630 --> 00:44:21,840
One day I poured milk into your coffee,
and you almost killed me.
820
00:44:22,420 --> 00:44:23,460
He doesn't know.
821
00:44:23,710 --> 00:44:25,340
-I don't know what?
-Oh.
822
00:44:25,710 --> 00:44:27,380
-I don't know what?
-No.
823
00:44:27,460 --> 00:44:30,800
I was saying I don't know
what kind of work you do.
824
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:36,420
But now I remember your profile photo,
and it looked like you enjoy surfing.
825
00:44:36,500 --> 00:44:39,000
That's so great! It's so cool.
826
00:44:39,090 --> 00:44:40,840
I'd love to go surfing one day.
827
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:43,500
It's amazing,
I loved it the only time I did it.
828
00:44:46,340 --> 00:44:47,460
So you don't do it all the time?
829
00:44:47,550 --> 00:44:49,960
No, you have to wake up at 5 a.m.,
830
00:44:50,050 --> 00:44:52,170
buy your own board,
and know how to swim.
831
00:44:54,090 --> 00:44:56,670
-Well, you're not a nurse either, are you?
-Shut up.
832
00:44:56,960 --> 00:45:00,460
-Should I shut up?
-No, no, not you. What I meant is that...
833
00:45:00,550 --> 00:45:03,340
If you don't like surfing,
what do you like doing?
834
00:45:03,420 --> 00:45:05,800
-What do you do?
-I'm working on an app with a friend.
835
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,920
Cool, and what's the name?
836
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:11,050
That doesn't matter, she's a know-it-all,
she's annoying, and fat.
837
00:45:13,670 --> 00:45:16,420
I was asking
about the application's name.
838
00:45:19,380 --> 00:45:21,090
-Toast app.
-Toast app?
839
00:45:21,170 --> 00:45:22,300
Yes, toast app.
840
00:45:22,380 --> 00:45:25,210
-It's toa-st app.
-Toast app.
841
00:45:26,550 --> 00:45:27,630
And what is toast app about?
842
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:29,460
It's an app that you can download
for free.
843
00:45:29,550 --> 00:45:31,710
And you have three options
to put on your toast.
844
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:33,250
Butter, jam, and honey.
845
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:36,340
You must be thinking
that it makes no sense.
846
00:45:36,420 --> 00:45:38,210
I was wondering if it's a joke or not.
847
00:45:38,300 --> 00:45:41,130
The money comes later.
You get hooked on the app,
848
00:45:41,460 --> 00:45:43,710
you can buy another pack,
but it costs $20.
849
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:46,920
And then you have other options.
Avocado, ham, cheese, turmeric...
850
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:50,380
And if you're really into it,
then you can add...
851
00:45:51,380 --> 00:45:53,710
You like muscle relaxants, right?
852
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:56,300
-No, they give me allergies.
-Are you serious?
853
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:58,590
You want to forget me with this idiot?
854
00:46:03,420 --> 00:46:06,960
BALANCE
855
00:46:12,250 --> 00:46:14,920
Yes, you haven't forgotten him.
856
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,750
And in this exact moment,
857
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:21,460
you have this overwhelming feelingthat you won't be able to.
858
00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:25,000
You know he's a poor idiot,and you shouldn't miss him.
859
00:46:25,090 --> 00:46:26,340
But you miss him,
860
00:46:26,420 --> 00:46:29,550
and that makes you feellike a poor idiot.
861
00:46:29,630 --> 00:46:31,000
And, damn it...
862
00:46:31,090 --> 00:46:34,000
Your friends told youit was a matter of time.
863
00:46:34,090 --> 00:46:38,000
So why the hell does it hurtas if it happened yesterday?
864
00:47:04,500 --> 00:47:05,460
Oh, shit!
865
00:47:06,090 --> 00:47:08,000
How was your Tinder date?
866
00:47:08,210 --> 00:47:10,050
-Toast app.
-What's that?
867
00:47:10,130 --> 00:47:13,500
It's too long. No, it's too long...
868
00:47:14,300 --> 00:47:15,380
Do you know who's getting married?
869
00:47:15,460 --> 00:47:17,710
Who? Besides everyone on my Facebook...
870
00:47:18,590 --> 00:47:20,550
What an ugly envelope. Let me see.
871
00:47:22,460 --> 00:47:25,090
Oh, Laura Rivas. It was obvious.
872
00:47:25,340 --> 00:47:28,840
-Are you okay with this news?
-I'm fine, why should this get to me?
873
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:31,340
-You've always been a bit jealous of her.
-Don't exaggerate.
874
00:47:31,420 --> 00:47:33,630
You cried in a bathroom for three hours
875
00:47:33,710 --> 00:47:36,340
when they gave her the graduation speech
instead of you.
876
00:47:36,630 --> 00:47:38,500
We were just kids, I'm fine now.
877
00:47:38,590 --> 00:47:40,210
I mean, while she chooses tablecloths,
878
00:47:40,300 --> 00:47:42,300
and changes pooped diapers,
I choose investment funds.
879
00:47:42,380 --> 00:47:44,050
And negotiate with China happily.
880
00:47:44,340 --> 00:47:46,550
If you ask who better invested
their five years in economics,
881
00:47:46,630 --> 00:47:48,710
I think the answer is pretty obvious.
882
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:51,550
Someone has to practice
their radical forgiveness.
883
00:47:51,630 --> 00:47:52,920
I don't understand
what she's talking about.
884
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:53,880
Me neither.
885
00:47:53,960 --> 00:47:55,960
-There's one for you, too.
-Let me see.
886
00:47:58,380 --> 00:47:59,380
Maria Fe and Matías.
887
00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:02,460
Oh, it's just a small detail.
You're going, right?
888
00:48:03,170 --> 00:48:06,090
I'll go, it's against my religion
to reject a table full of chocolates.
889
00:48:06,170 --> 00:48:07,550
I'm proud of you!
890
00:48:07,630 --> 00:48:09,050
-Amen to that.
-Hallelujah.
891
00:48:11,210 --> 00:48:12,920
Your life is a wardrobe.
892
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,880
And it doesn't matterhow badly you want to buy clothes.
893
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:18,420
If you don't get rid of your clothesthat are old, ugly,
894
00:48:18,500 --> 00:48:22,630
and that suck your energy,you'll never have space for the new ones.
895
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:54,050
I'm not exactly sure how to finish it,
but I think this is the right direction.
896
00:48:54,130 --> 00:48:56,800
Simplicity will help to tell the story.
897
00:48:57,210 --> 00:48:59,590
I don't want to discourage you, but...
898
00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:03,050
But I feel that your idea lacks emotion.
899
00:49:03,130 --> 00:49:05,420
It's missing that boom. Do you understand?
900
00:49:05,500 --> 00:49:07,000
-Of course.
-Think bigger.
901
00:49:07,090 --> 00:49:10,590
I understand, it could be more attractive.
902
00:49:10,670 --> 00:49:14,550
But because it's such a personal subject,
Ramiro, I think that less is more.
903
00:49:14,630 --> 00:49:16,250
In advertising there's no less is more.
904
00:49:16,340 --> 00:49:18,380
-Less is more doesn't exist.
-Less is more doesn't exist.
905
00:49:18,460 --> 00:49:20,300
Don't repeat everything I say, Mini-Me.
906
00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:24,300
Less is more doesn't exist in advertising.
I'm going to tell you a story.
907
00:49:25,380 --> 00:49:27,300
It was the year 1998,
908
00:49:27,380 --> 00:49:29,210
I had just returned
from studying in Buenos Aires.
909
00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:34,630
They offered me the launch
of Virú Paints in all of Peru.
910
00:49:34,710 --> 00:49:37,800
Seven supermodels, the best of that time.
911
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:40,550
Beautiful girls, all painted in colors...
912
00:49:41,210 --> 00:49:43,500
San Martín Square... Lights...
913
00:49:44,300 --> 00:49:46,420
Virú, Virú, Virú.
914
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:49,460
It was shown everywhere.
915
00:49:50,670 --> 00:49:55,420
So you need me to use blonde models,
wearing high heels...
916
00:49:55,500 --> 00:50:00,250
Not models, I want something powerful.
917
00:50:01,090 --> 00:50:01,920
Do you understand?
918
00:50:03,590 --> 00:50:04,960
Does anyone want to add anything?
919
00:50:05,050 --> 00:50:08,960
That's what happens to me for showing
something with sensibility
920
00:50:09,050 --> 00:50:12,380
to that idiot, troglodyte,
gross boss of mine.
921
00:50:12,460 --> 00:50:15,670
I hate him with all my heart.
I hate men...
922
00:50:15,750 --> 00:50:18,210
No, you're not allowed
to kill yourself in my office.
923
00:50:18,300 --> 00:50:20,550
I wasn't going to kill myself,
it's just a joke.
924
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:22,710
Hey, at least you don't hate me.
925
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:25,250
-Because we haven't had sex.
-Good for us.
926
00:50:27,590 --> 00:50:30,380
By the way, there's a party
with everyone from the office.
927
00:50:30,460 --> 00:50:32,920
Maybe it could give inspiration
to the single lady?
928
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:33,960
Let's go.
929
00:50:34,090 --> 00:50:35,460
You can invite your friend.
930
00:50:35,630 --> 00:50:38,090
-Which friend?
-Your only friend.
931
00:50:40,210 --> 00:50:42,960
Very funny. Fine, I'll tell Natalia.
932
00:50:43,050 --> 00:50:45,000
But she won't pay attention to you,
you're not her type.
933
00:50:45,090 --> 00:50:46,710
You'll never be her type.
934
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:49,670
I'm the universal type, just so you know.
935
00:50:57,750 --> 00:50:59,840
-He said we should wait by the bar.
-Where?
936
00:50:59,920 --> 00:51:01,710
-Was that a good entrance?
-On fire.
937
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:03,710
-Really?
-There he is.
938
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:05,050
I saw him, I saw him.
939
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:10,380
-Two cosmopolitans for the ladies.
-Thank you.
940
00:51:10,460 --> 00:51:14,800
So, since we're women,
we should like Barbie drinks.
941
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:17,000
I like this drink,
I'll bring you something else.
942
00:51:17,090 --> 00:51:18,420
-What are you drinking?
-A whisky.
943
00:51:18,500 --> 00:51:19,750
I want the same.
944
00:51:20,050 --> 00:51:21,630
I'm fine, thanks.
945
00:51:22,750 --> 00:51:23,880
-What's up with you?
-What?
946
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:27,500
-You love colorful drinks.
-Let me have some fun.
947
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:29,090
I don't understand
why you mistreat him so much.
948
00:51:29,170 --> 00:51:31,590
He's the nicest heterosexual man I know.
949
00:51:31,670 --> 00:51:33,840
I'm not mistreating him,
this is how we treat each other.
950
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:35,500
I don't know, we like it.
951
00:51:37,670 --> 00:51:39,840
Hey, isn't that Carolina?
952
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:40,960
-Where?
-Over there.
953
00:51:45,630 --> 00:51:46,880
How's it going? I'm good.
954
00:51:47,050 --> 00:51:50,170
-How long have you worked here for?
-I just started. Check this out.
955
00:51:53,090 --> 00:51:55,130
Santiago is calling us. Come on, let's go.
956
00:51:55,210 --> 00:51:56,050
-Be back soon.
-Okay.
957
00:51:56,800 --> 00:51:59,550
Wait, wait. That guy is looking at you.
958
00:51:59,630 --> 00:52:02,300
-He is?
-Yes.
959
00:52:02,380 --> 00:52:03,590
-No, he's not.
-He's still looking.
960
00:52:03,670 --> 00:52:06,800
-What should I do?
-Keep walking.
961
00:52:08,590 --> 00:52:10,880
She's got a fan.
962
00:52:11,130 --> 00:52:13,960
-Yes!
-Yes!
963
00:52:14,050 --> 00:52:15,670
Come on, get over there.
964
00:52:15,750 --> 00:52:20,050
No, I don't know how to flirt anymore.
I'm serious, I don't remember how to.
965
00:52:20,130 --> 00:52:22,460
Why don't you try
the abandonment technique?
966
00:52:23,340 --> 00:52:24,340
What is that?
967
00:52:24,500 --> 00:52:27,050
Oh, come on.
It's when a women is alone on purpose,
968
00:52:27,130 --> 00:52:29,460
and she puts this face on,
like she'd love to talk.
969
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:31,500
-And what comes next?
-Yeah.
970
00:52:31,590 --> 00:52:34,210
You kiss him! Us men like that.
971
00:52:34,300 --> 00:52:37,800
If the conversation doesn't flow,
you kiss him, and that's it.
972
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:39,960
You can't talk
if you're using your tongue.
973
00:52:40,050 --> 00:52:42,380
Oh, don't be a troglodyte.
974
00:52:42,550 --> 00:52:46,380
You should use the trick
where you ask to try his drink.
975
00:52:46,460 --> 00:52:49,550
You go towards him, and say,
"Can I try your drink?",
976
00:52:49,800 --> 00:52:51,880
but instead of grabbing the drink,
you kiss him,
977
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:54,050
and say, "It's delicious."
978
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:57,300
I'll do a combination of both.
979
00:52:57,380 --> 00:52:58,210
-Okay.
-Go.
980
00:52:58,300 --> 00:53:00,500
-It'll work.
-I'm going.
981
00:53:00,590 --> 00:53:02,670
-You can do this. You can do this.
-Let's go.
982
00:53:03,130 --> 00:53:06,170
What happened? They left.
983
00:53:06,750 --> 00:53:08,420
Do you think it'll work?
984
00:53:09,210 --> 00:53:12,300
I know him. He's my friend.
985
00:53:12,380 --> 00:53:14,130
Nice one!
986
00:53:14,210 --> 00:53:17,300
Hopefully she'll stop talking
about Matías for some time.
987
00:53:20,250 --> 00:53:22,630
-Hi.
-Hi. How are you?
988
00:53:22,710 --> 00:53:23,710
Good, and you?
989
00:53:24,710 --> 00:53:25,710
So so.
990
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:27,750
Why so so? You look great.
991
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:28,880
Thanks.
992
00:53:29,300 --> 00:53:33,380
My friends just abandoned me.
I mean...
993
00:53:33,460 --> 00:53:36,170
-Isn't it better this way?
-It is, right?
994
00:53:36,250 --> 00:53:37,090
Of course.
995
00:53:37,500 --> 00:53:41,550
Yeah, but my drink doesn't taste good.
996
00:53:41,630 --> 00:53:42,670
Do you want me to buy you a drink?
997
00:53:42,750 --> 00:53:46,250
No, I meant to ask...
Can I try your drink?
998
00:53:46,340 --> 00:53:47,550
Yes, of course.
999
00:53:54,630 --> 00:53:57,210
-Cheers to our friend!
-Cheers to her.
1000
00:53:57,300 --> 00:53:58,460
Good for you, Maria Fe.
1001
00:54:00,340 --> 00:54:01,750
Can I try your drink?
1002
00:54:05,670 --> 00:54:06,590
No.
1003
00:54:13,550 --> 00:54:15,210
It's delicious.
1004
00:54:15,550 --> 00:54:19,090
-You mean the kiss?
-Both.
1005
00:54:19,170 --> 00:54:21,590
But you haven't tried the drink, try it.
1006
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:31,960
This is my house,
the kitchen is over there.
1007
00:54:49,300 --> 00:54:51,800
Oh, Christ, Christ, saint, saint...
1008
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:52,960
Oh, God!
1009
00:55:12,420 --> 00:55:16,050
INCOMING CALL
BUG
1010
00:55:16,300 --> 00:55:17,170
Hello.
1011
00:55:18,710 --> 00:55:20,130
Hello? Fe?
1012
00:55:21,550 --> 00:55:22,750
Matías?
1013
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:27,710
-How are you?
-Um...
1014
00:55:28,300 --> 00:55:30,170
I'm fine, well, I was sleeping,
1015
00:55:30,250 --> 00:55:32,710
but now I'm wondering
why you called me.
1016
00:55:33,630 --> 00:55:36,670
Listen... I was thinking about you.
1017
00:55:37,130 --> 00:55:39,880
And I just called to seehow you're doing.
1018
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:42,460
When he... Yes, he...
1019
00:55:42,550 --> 00:55:45,710
With "e" for ego, and for cheating...
1020
00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:46,840
And for small dick...
1021
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:49,380
Those don't start with "e,"but good point.
1022
00:55:49,460 --> 00:55:53,340
Calls you in the middle of the nightto tell you that he misses you.
1023
00:55:53,420 --> 00:55:56,340
Such a shitty gesturedeserves only one answer.
1024
00:55:56,550 --> 00:55:59,840
Look, I have good news, and bad news.
1025
00:56:00,670 --> 00:56:04,210
The good news is that
I'm sure about what I want.
1026
00:56:04,590 --> 00:56:07,090
And the bad news
is that sure as hell it isn't you.
1027
00:56:07,170 --> 00:56:09,050
So if you feel like chatting,
1028
00:56:09,130 --> 00:56:11,710
call your psychologist, or
your 16 booty calls,
1029
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:15,130
or your mother, because I'm not available.
1030
00:56:15,210 --> 00:56:16,550
As the saying says,
1031
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:20,090
"I sold my sack,
so I didn't have to carry it."
1032
00:56:21,050 --> 00:56:25,460
Unfortunately, it's always harderto do it than to say it.
1033
00:56:25,550 --> 00:56:28,800
Fe? You're not going to say anything?
1034
00:56:32,170 --> 00:56:33,670
I don't know what to tell you, Matías.
1035
00:56:33,750 --> 00:56:37,090
Things are the way they are
because of you.
1036
00:56:37,710 --> 00:56:40,340
What do you want? What's going on?
1037
00:56:40,420 --> 00:56:43,500
I know. But something funnyhappened to me today,
1038
00:56:43,590 --> 00:56:45,130
and I wanted to tell you,
1039
00:56:45,380 --> 00:56:49,420
but I realized we don't talk anymore.I don't like things to be this way.
1040
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:51,420
You were my best friend.
1041
00:56:54,210 --> 00:56:55,300
And you mine.
1042
00:56:57,050 --> 00:57:02,920
Come on, stupid woman. Hang up.Come on, you can do it. Hang up.
1043
00:57:04,130 --> 00:57:05,300
And...
1044
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:10,340
What happened
to make you want to call me?
1045
00:57:11,250 --> 00:57:12,670
Brain dead.
1046
00:57:37,210 --> 00:57:38,880
REST UP, BEAUTIFUL.
I'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW.
1047
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:40,590
TALK TO YOU TOMORROW
1048
00:57:46,550 --> 00:57:47,880
HI, BICHO
1049
00:58:01,670 --> 00:58:03,710
IT WAS GREAT TO TALK LAST NIGHT
1050
00:58:15,750 --> 00:58:17,500
Hey!
1051
00:58:17,590 --> 00:58:18,920
I have to go.
1052
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,500
I have a work meeting,
but I can't find my socks.
1053
00:58:21,590 --> 00:58:25,550
Oh, it's somewhere here.
They always hide around here.
1054
00:58:25,630 --> 00:58:29,210
-Here it is. Here you go.
-Thank you.
1055
00:58:29,300 --> 00:58:31,050
Were you cooking breakfast?
1056
00:58:33,250 --> 00:58:37,800
-I had a great time. Your house is nice.
-Thank you.
1057
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:40,250
-Thank you for everything. Bye.
-Thank you. Bye.
1058
00:58:40,340 --> 00:58:43,170
-Have a good day. I'll call you.
-Sure, we'll talk.
1059
00:58:43,250 --> 00:58:44,630
Bye.
1060
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:48,050
You, Fe, are a cool girl. You are fresh.
1061
00:58:48,130 --> 00:58:51,460
That's what you are.
A cool, fresh girl. People have told you.
1062
00:58:51,670 --> 00:58:57,500
And you know it. So yes.
1063
00:58:57,590 --> 00:59:01,460
If he calls you, fine.
And if he doesn't, it's fine, too.
1064
00:59:01,550 --> 00:59:03,170
Fresh. Cool.
1065
00:59:03,250 --> 00:59:06,340
That's how life goes.
There's an eight hour difference.
1066
00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:09,300
No need to feel nervous.
1067
00:59:10,750 --> 00:59:12,460
You'll be fine.
1068
00:59:14,460 --> 00:59:16,710
INCOMING CALL
1069
00:59:16,800 --> 00:59:18,630
Shit!
1070
00:59:20,130 --> 00:59:21,050
Hello, Bicho.
1071
00:59:21,710 --> 00:59:23,210
Hi, is this Maria Fe?
1072
00:59:24,420 --> 00:59:26,210
Yes. Who's talking?
1073
00:59:26,800 --> 00:59:28,920
I'm Jaime Castro,I'm editor at Patrimonio magazine.
1074
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,840
Santiago gave me your number.I'd like to interview you.
1075
00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:33,250
-Me?
-Yes.
1076
00:59:33,340 --> 00:59:36,170
You run the "Soltera Codiciada" blog,right?
1077
00:59:36,250 --> 00:59:38,500
Yes, it was supposed to be anonymous.
I'm going to kill Santiago.
1078
00:59:38,590 --> 00:59:40,800
It's okay,I'm not going to reveal your identity.
1079
00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:42,630
I just wanted to ask youa couple of questions.
1080
00:59:42,710 --> 00:59:43,710
INCOMING CALL BICHO
1081
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:48,210
Sorry, I'm not interested right now.
Maybe another time.
1082
00:59:48,300 --> 00:59:49,420
But...
1083
00:59:50,380 --> 00:59:51,380
Hi, Bicho.
1084
01:00:09,250 --> 01:00:13,630
Fe? Hi. I called you,but you didn't answer.
1085
01:00:14,050 --> 01:00:18,170
But it's for the best.I'm sorry I called you yesterday.
1086
01:00:18,340 --> 01:00:20,170
I shouldn't have. It was a mistake.
1087
01:00:20,380 --> 01:00:23,460
We shouldn't get things messy again.
1088
01:00:24,090 --> 01:00:28,420
It won't happen again.Bye, have a good one.
1089
01:00:47,750 --> 01:00:49,550
That guy better have kidnapped you,
1090
01:00:49,630 --> 01:00:51,750
that has to be whyyou're not answering me.
1091
01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:53,380
Yeah, yeah.
1092
01:00:54,590 --> 01:00:56,210
I need to know if you're okay,
1093
01:00:56,300 --> 01:00:58,340
and if you finishedthe tissue paper presentation.
1094
01:00:58,420 --> 01:01:00,050
That's due next week.
1095
01:01:00,130 --> 01:01:01,380
He's an insistent guy, right?
1096
01:01:01,460 --> 01:01:04,880
Fucking shit.
Not you again, please. Please!
1097
01:01:05,130 --> 01:01:07,800
Now you watch series where us men
are guilty for everything in the world.
1098
01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:10,460
You are guilty for everything
in the world.
1099
01:01:10,550 --> 01:01:12,000
You've become one of those girls.
1100
01:01:12,090 --> 01:01:15,380
What kind of girl?
Tell me, what kind of girl am I?
1101
01:01:15,460 --> 01:01:17,340
The type that says all men are the same.
1102
01:01:17,420 --> 01:01:20,710
Not all men are the same.
But you, and specifically you...
1103
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:22,090
You're a pain in the ovaries.
1104
01:01:22,420 --> 01:01:23,340
What did I do?
1105
01:01:23,420 --> 01:01:27,130
You, with your fucking strategy of trying
to keep me close enough,
1106
01:01:27,210 --> 01:01:28,550
that you don't miss me.
1107
01:01:28,630 --> 01:01:31,250
But far enough
that I don't influence your new life.
1108
01:01:31,340 --> 01:01:32,960
What is this strategy, Maria Fe?
1109
01:01:33,050 --> 01:01:34,590
Don't you realize
that it's all in your head?
1110
01:01:34,670 --> 01:01:37,170
What about my plans, Matías?
1111
01:01:37,420 --> 01:01:40,300
I could be traveling
around the world right now.
1112
01:01:40,380 --> 01:01:43,800
Or writing a book, or having babies.
1113
01:01:43,880 --> 01:01:45,750
How could you have babies?
Your cactuses die.
1114
01:01:45,840 --> 01:01:47,750
But I'm here, and I'm stuck.
1115
01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:49,090
I feel miserable
1116
01:01:49,170 --> 01:01:53,460
because the person that I tried
to make happy for six years,
1117
01:01:53,550 --> 01:01:56,500
still thinks of me as a second priority.
Over and over again.
1118
01:01:57,670 --> 01:01:59,300
You are where you want to be.
1119
01:03:19,460 --> 01:03:20,380
Mafe?
1120
01:03:23,460 --> 01:03:24,420
I'm leaving.
1121
01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:27,300
Could you buy me
a banana cupcake, please?
1122
01:03:27,380 --> 01:03:30,460
Or a... No, a banana cupcake.
A cupcake.
1123
01:03:33,840 --> 01:03:36,500
The six months will be over in one week,
and the contract will be over.
1124
01:03:36,590 --> 01:03:39,670
-Here are the keys, thank you.
-What? No, no. What?
1125
01:03:39,750 --> 01:03:41,880
Lucy and Pollock are on the balcony.
1126
01:03:41,960 --> 01:03:44,840
Okay? Water them twice a week,
or they'll drown.
1127
01:03:45,130 --> 01:03:46,590
And they're very sensitive,
1128
01:03:46,670 --> 01:03:48,130
so talk to them, or sing to them,
or something.
1129
01:03:48,340 --> 01:03:50,500
You said you'd renew it
for six more months.
1130
01:03:51,130 --> 01:03:52,170
Right but not anymore.
1131
01:03:52,630 --> 01:03:53,590
Why not?
1132
01:03:54,550 --> 01:03:56,460
-I'm going on a trip.
-Where to?
1133
01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:58,840
To a country.
1134
01:03:59,670 --> 01:04:01,380
-To what country?
-A country.
1135
01:04:01,460 --> 01:04:02,500
What country?
1136
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:05,670
It doesn't matter. Look, I have this.
I can sleep anywhere. I'm fine.
1137
01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:11,710
What?
1138
01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:14,420
You do realize what you're doing, right?
1139
01:04:15,460 --> 01:04:18,090
-What?
-You're repeating.
1140
01:04:18,500 --> 01:04:19,460
The pattern.
1141
01:04:20,550 --> 01:04:22,630
-What pattern?
-The evil pattern.
1142
01:04:23,460 --> 01:04:24,300
No.
1143
01:04:24,380 --> 01:04:27,130
This thing you do where you repeat
something over and over again.
1144
01:04:27,210 --> 01:04:30,090
You stay at a place,
and then you want to leave it.
1145
01:04:30,380 --> 01:04:33,670
Why? What's the problem? What's going on?
1146
01:04:34,210 --> 01:04:36,630
I don't know, I just don't like feeling
comfortable in the same place.
1147
01:04:36,710 --> 01:04:40,000
So I get bored, and I have to leave.
I have to get out, and go somewhere else.
1148
01:04:40,090 --> 01:04:42,920
I can make you feel more uncomfortable
if you'd like.
1149
01:04:43,340 --> 01:04:44,920
I can be dirty.
1150
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:47,090
I can stop showering for three weeks,
I've done it before.
1151
01:04:47,170 --> 01:04:49,090
See? See? I mean it.
1152
01:04:49,250 --> 01:04:51,800
Do you want me to leave hairs
in the shower so the water doesn't drain?
1153
01:04:51,880 --> 01:04:52,800
It's not necessary.
1154
01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:54,590
What's so bad about staying here?
1155
01:04:55,250 --> 01:04:57,210
You're not going anywhere. Are you crazy?
1156
01:04:57,300 --> 01:04:58,800
No, no, no. This is your house.
1157
01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:00,210
Look at everything you've done.
1158
01:05:00,300 --> 01:05:03,210
Look at how beautiful, organized,
and clean it is.
1159
01:05:03,300 --> 01:05:05,130
You've taught me
to take care of the plants,
1160
01:05:05,210 --> 01:05:07,130
and to paint, and all of that.
1161
01:05:08,420 --> 01:05:10,000
It's our house.
1162
01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:12,960
And you're my sister now.
1163
01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:16,710
And I love you, and all of that.
1164
01:05:19,460 --> 01:05:21,840
I also... love you.
1165
01:05:24,050 --> 01:05:26,500
-Fine, you're fucked.
-No, you're fucked.
1166
01:05:30,050 --> 01:05:31,630
-Don't run away, coward.
-I'm not running away.
1167
01:05:31,710 --> 01:05:33,500
-My suitcase is over there.
-And what's that?
1168
01:05:33,590 --> 01:05:35,590
It's nothing, it's a towel.
1169
01:05:37,340 --> 01:05:39,460
I'm going to the market,
didn't you want a cupcake?
1170
01:05:39,550 --> 01:05:40,960
-Yes.
-Okay then.
1171
01:05:41,500 --> 01:05:45,130
We'll have to dig into this topic,
Carolina. I'm just saying, okay?
1172
01:05:45,210 --> 01:05:48,590
These repetitive patterns concern me.
1173
01:05:48,670 --> 01:05:50,630
No, no, no. We're going to talk.
1174
01:05:50,710 --> 01:05:52,000
-We have to eat first.
-Okay.
1175
01:05:53,960 --> 01:05:57,130
The last question
and I'll leave you alone, Maria Fe.
1176
01:05:57,420 --> 01:05:59,300
Why the name Single Lady?
1177
01:05:59,380 --> 01:06:02,920
Well, because I'm almost 30,
in an existential crisis,
1178
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:04,380
was already taken.
1179
01:06:04,670 --> 01:06:06,420
Don't spit, don't spit.
1180
01:06:08,050 --> 01:06:10,750
I'm going to turn this off,
I'm not recording anymore.
1181
01:06:12,420 --> 01:06:13,500
Thank you so much, Maria Fe.
1182
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:15,750
It was a beautiful interview.
I had a great time.
1183
01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:17,460
-Thank you.
-I have valuable information.
1184
01:06:17,550 --> 01:06:20,170
Don't worry,
your name is my best kept secret.
1185
01:06:20,250 --> 01:06:21,630
That's very important.
1186
01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:24,750
Thank you. These have been
the best 30 minutes of fame
1187
01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:26,960
that I've ever had.
My only minutes of fame.
1188
01:06:27,050 --> 01:06:29,340
The only ones? Come on,
you'll be famous for a while.
1189
01:06:29,420 --> 01:06:32,090
Your blog will be a big hit, I'm serious.
1190
01:06:32,550 --> 01:06:35,090
All the women in my office get together
early every Monday,
1191
01:06:35,170 --> 01:06:37,590
like a religious ritual for gossiping,
and they read your blog together.
1192
01:06:37,670 --> 01:06:42,460
-They read it together.
-Really? That's awesome.
1193
01:06:42,550 --> 01:06:45,920
Yes, and I must admit
that I also join them
1194
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:47,090
and I read it with them.
1195
01:06:47,170 --> 01:06:49,000
I'll keep your secret, and you keep mine.
1196
01:06:49,090 --> 01:06:51,500
-Yes, please.
-Cheers.
1197
01:06:54,710 --> 01:06:57,590
Listen, do you think it would be too...
1198
01:06:57,920 --> 01:07:02,210
unprofessional if I asked you to continue,
we can take a walk around here,
1199
01:07:02,300 --> 01:07:03,920
and have some coffee, or something?
1200
01:07:05,670 --> 01:07:07,300
A little bit, yes.
1201
01:07:07,380 --> 01:07:10,340
But I told my boss
that I'm seeing a doctor.
1202
01:07:10,420 --> 01:07:13,420
So who am I to judge you? Right?
1203
01:07:13,750 --> 01:07:15,380
-Okay, great.
-Okay.
1204
01:07:15,460 --> 01:07:17,130
We're on the same page then.
1205
01:07:18,050 --> 01:07:20,130
-Sure.
-Should I order the check so we can go?
1206
01:07:20,210 --> 01:07:21,050
-Is that okay?
-Yes.
1207
01:07:21,130 --> 01:07:21,960
-Yes.
-Great.
1208
01:07:22,050 --> 01:07:22,880
Thank you.
1209
01:07:24,090 --> 01:07:28,750
As the saying goes,"When a door closes, a window opens."
1210
01:07:29,550 --> 01:07:31,210
And now some advice for me.
1211
01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:34,750
One year and a half ago
I broke up with my ex...
1212
01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:35,750
Cool.
1213
01:07:35,840 --> 01:07:39,000
And I still can't get her out of my head.
I don't know what to do.
1214
01:07:39,340 --> 01:07:40,420
I'll pass.
1215
01:07:40,880 --> 01:07:43,300
Tell me, you're the single blogger.
1216
01:07:43,380 --> 01:07:47,590
Well, what also happens sometimes
is that behind this window that opens,
1217
01:07:47,670 --> 01:07:49,250
an ex is hiding.
1218
01:07:49,420 --> 01:07:52,380
Well, the first thing I did
was get her off my phone.
1219
01:07:52,460 --> 01:07:54,210
-Bye, from my contacts.
-Bye, WhatsApp.
1220
01:07:54,300 --> 01:07:57,210
Bye WhatsApp, bye photos, bye audios.
1221
01:07:57,460 --> 01:08:00,960
-Then I deleted her from Facebook, bye.
-Bye, bye.
1222
01:08:01,050 --> 01:08:04,130
What I can't do is stop
following her on Instagram.
1223
01:08:04,210 --> 01:08:05,340
Instagraham!
1224
01:08:05,420 --> 01:08:08,000
Norton Bell, man!
1225
01:08:08,090 --> 01:08:13,550
And she insists on posting every day.
Every day she has a photo of whatever.
1226
01:08:15,340 --> 01:08:18,800
Well, you can't get over her overnight.
1227
01:08:20,460 --> 01:08:22,170
One day at a time.
1228
01:08:24,590 --> 01:08:29,420
Like the day in which the smallest thingmakes you feel extremely empty.
1229
01:08:34,840 --> 01:08:38,170
Or the day in which somebody asks youabout that person,
1230
01:08:38,250 --> 01:08:40,880
and you don't know how to answer.
1231
01:08:46,210 --> 01:08:50,250
Or the day in which your head betrays youwith old habits.
1232
01:08:52,420 --> 01:08:57,170
But there are also days in whichyou surprise yourself by doing new things.
1233
01:08:57,550 --> 01:08:59,920
And there are days
when you laugh at yourself.
1234
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:05,210
So each tear is one more step.
1235
01:09:06,170 --> 01:09:09,380
Each day is a day
closer to you being well.
1236
01:09:10,340 --> 01:09:13,380
Live it, one tissue at a time.
1237
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:21,750
This is a sketch, so it can change.
We can always improve it, right?
1238
01:09:21,840 --> 01:09:25,670
But why would we change it?
I think it's good.
1239
01:09:25,750 --> 01:09:28,550
There's a connection,
it makes the brand relevant.
1240
01:09:28,630 --> 01:09:31,710
I think it's in tune
with what I want to communicate.
1241
01:09:31,800 --> 01:09:33,170
But we can do it. We could--
1242
01:09:33,250 --> 01:09:34,960
No, leave it like this.
1243
01:09:35,050 --> 01:09:38,420
I'm really very pleased.
I think you've done a great job.
1244
01:09:38,500 --> 01:09:39,550
Congratulations.
1245
01:09:39,630 --> 01:09:41,630
I knew you'd like it, she's the best.
1246
01:09:41,710 --> 01:09:42,670
That's great.
1247
01:09:42,750 --> 01:09:45,420
Let me show you the ideas
I have for outdoor ads,
1248
01:09:45,500 --> 01:09:46,920
and social media.
1249
01:09:49,380 --> 01:09:50,380
It's great.
1250
01:09:53,960 --> 01:09:55,630
Cut that long hair.
1251
01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:58,090
Kill those dreads.
1252
01:09:59,300 --> 01:10:00,840
And wash that hair.
1253
01:10:07,710 --> 01:10:10,380
The clients loved the campaign.
1254
01:10:11,050 --> 01:10:11,880
Really?
1255
01:10:11,960 --> 01:10:15,500
That's a success because they're a part
of a gigantic corporation.
1256
01:10:16,250 --> 01:10:19,000
What we have to do is win
their brands one at a time.
1257
01:10:19,090 --> 01:10:20,670
-Okay.
-What they want...
1258
01:10:21,090 --> 01:10:23,090
Is for you to take care
of all of their jobs.
1259
01:10:23,170 --> 01:10:24,000
Really?
1260
01:10:24,840 --> 01:10:28,130
So given the huge workload that's coming,
1261
01:10:29,630 --> 01:10:31,000
what you deserve...
1262
01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:33,250
is a promotion.
1263
01:10:34,500 --> 01:10:36,550
-A promotion?
-Yes.
1264
01:10:37,170 --> 01:10:38,840
Really?
1265
01:10:39,500 --> 01:10:41,130
-Congratulations.
-Thank you.
1266
01:10:41,210 --> 01:10:42,300
Thanks.
1267
01:10:42,630 --> 01:10:46,670
I have to talk it over with my associate,
but my decisions are always final.
1268
01:10:46,800 --> 01:10:48,170
You're in.
1269
01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:51,500
That's great. Thank you so much.
1270
01:10:54,170 --> 01:10:56,800
Well, let's get to work!
1271
01:10:57,750 --> 01:10:59,750
Don't distract the genius.
1272
01:10:59,960 --> 01:11:01,420
Congratulations.
1273
01:11:01,840 --> 01:11:03,210
Thank you.
1274
01:11:07,090 --> 01:11:09,300
-Caro?
-Hey there.
1275
01:11:09,380 --> 01:11:11,750
Caro, you won't believe the day I had.
1276
01:11:11,840 --> 01:11:14,800
The presentation was amazing.
You should've seen Ramiro's face.
1277
01:11:14,880 --> 01:11:17,250
I should've posted it on FB, I'm serious.
1278
01:11:18,130 --> 01:11:19,670
We have a problem.
1279
01:11:23,880 --> 01:11:24,800
Natalia?
1280
01:11:28,960 --> 01:11:30,960
What's wrong?
1281
01:11:37,750 --> 01:11:38,590
Okay.
1282
01:11:39,840 --> 01:11:43,300
So you don't have a dress
for the wedding? I'll lend you one.
1283
01:11:44,050 --> 01:11:47,170
There's a full moon today,
people get weird.
1284
01:11:47,420 --> 01:11:48,920
I just had some bacon.
1285
01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:53,300
I called the girls from school
1286
01:11:53,380 --> 01:11:56,250
to see if we'd get her a present
between all of us.
1287
01:11:57,840 --> 01:11:59,920
They told me there's no wedding list,
1288
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:02,590
because after the wedding
they're moving to New York.
1289
01:12:02,670 --> 01:12:03,670
Okay.
1290
01:12:05,460 --> 01:12:07,340
They're moving to New York City.
1291
01:12:07,500 --> 01:12:10,840
She got the grant
that I've been denied three times.
1292
01:12:11,090 --> 01:12:13,130
-And?
-She has everything.
1293
01:12:13,210 --> 01:12:16,090
The perfect body,
the perfect face, the perfect boyfriend.
1294
01:12:16,170 --> 01:12:17,800
The perfect job.
1295
01:12:22,460 --> 01:12:25,800
I thought it was necessary
to sacrifice something.
1296
01:12:25,920 --> 01:12:28,340
I thought you had to focus
on only one thing to...
1297
01:12:29,170 --> 01:12:33,130
-I feel so stupid.
-Okay, okay.
1298
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:36,960
My friend.
1299
01:12:37,880 --> 01:12:39,800
Listen to me, my friend.
1300
01:12:42,300 --> 01:12:47,090
To start, you're an incredible woman.
1301
01:12:47,300 --> 01:12:48,630
You are so successful.
1302
01:12:49,300 --> 01:12:51,250
-But...
-Yes, there's a but...
1303
01:12:51,630 --> 01:12:55,840
Maybe it's time for you
to stop focusing only on work,
1304
01:12:55,920 --> 01:12:59,170
work, work, and start
thinking about yourself.
1305
01:12:59,250 --> 01:13:02,590
Maybe it's time for you to relax a bit.
1306
01:13:02,670 --> 01:13:07,710
Listen to me, you're 29 years old.
You're not 89 years old.
1307
01:13:07,800 --> 01:13:10,420
You have all the time in the world
to do things differently
1308
01:13:10,500 --> 01:13:11,750
if you feel like it.
1309
01:13:14,670 --> 01:13:17,300
-I love you.
-I love you, too.
1310
01:13:18,170 --> 01:13:19,590
Everything will be fine.
1311
01:13:20,840 --> 01:13:22,500
Can I keep saying that I'm a feminist,
1312
01:13:22,590 --> 01:13:24,420
even if I cried
because Laura is getting married?
1313
01:13:24,500 --> 01:13:29,550
No, hand me your gun, your badge,
and your vibrator, please.
1314
01:13:29,630 --> 01:13:33,750
-No, not my vibrator.
-Okay, let's make a toast.
1315
01:13:33,840 --> 01:13:36,750
-What are we celebrating?
-She got a promotion.
1316
01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:38,460
-What?
-Yes!
1317
01:13:39,710 --> 01:13:40,800
That's great.
1318
01:13:40,880 --> 01:13:42,050
Well, let's celebrate.
1319
01:13:42,130 --> 01:13:44,670
-Let's celebrate.
-With our favorite drink.
1320
01:13:44,750 --> 01:13:46,380
I'm going to celebrate for real.
1321
01:13:48,670 --> 01:13:51,710
-Everyone can get married.
-Who cares, my sister?
1322
01:13:51,800 --> 01:13:55,840
I got married to a tree once.
Yes, it was a very beautiful ceremony.
1323
01:13:55,920 --> 01:13:58,170
But then they cut him down.
Cheers anyway.
1324
01:13:58,250 --> 01:14:00,130
Cheers to the tree
going to the better life.
1325
01:14:00,210 --> 01:14:02,340
Cheers to paper, and the notebooks.
1326
01:14:14,380 --> 01:14:17,250
Hello. Hi, how are you?
1327
01:14:18,090 --> 01:14:19,460
Girlfriend, girlfriend, girlfriend.
1328
01:14:19,550 --> 01:14:22,710
Don't be offended, but it's a great idea
to come to a wedding without a date.
1329
01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:24,500
-Why is that?
-The suit effect.
1330
01:14:24,590 --> 01:14:27,050
All men look better in a suit.
1331
01:14:27,130 --> 01:14:29,630
The ugly ones become passable,
the passable become handsome.
1332
01:14:29,710 --> 01:14:32,750
And the handsome ones
become, let's go have sex now.
1333
01:14:32,840 --> 01:14:34,710
The Powerpuff Girls have arrived.
1334
01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:36,380
Yay!
1335
01:14:36,460 --> 01:14:37,710
And you're Blossom.
1336
01:14:37,880 --> 01:14:39,960
-Blossom was the redhead.
-Yes.
1337
01:14:40,050 --> 01:14:44,750
She should be Blossom.
You're the redhead. And you'd be Bubbles.
1338
01:14:44,840 --> 01:14:47,170
-I'd be the other one, the green one.
-Well, you all look beautiful.
1339
01:14:47,250 --> 01:14:48,500
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
1340
01:14:48,590 --> 01:14:51,630
I'll never understand how you manage
to get invited to all the events in Lima.
1341
01:14:51,710 --> 01:14:53,340
I'm the soul of the party. You know that.
1342
01:14:53,420 --> 01:14:54,550
We know it.
1343
01:14:54,630 --> 01:14:55,960
There is Laurita!
1344
01:14:56,250 --> 01:14:58,590
-She looks strange.
-She's too tall.
1345
01:14:58,670 --> 01:15:00,420
-It's too...
-It doesn't look good.
1346
01:15:00,500 --> 01:15:02,000
What's that about?
1347
01:15:02,090 --> 01:15:04,000
-Ouch.
-I'm sorry.
1348
01:15:04,090 --> 01:15:09,920
Listen, tell me if it's my imagination,
or if the boy over there is Matías.
1349
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:12,630
Don't turn around. Don't look worried.
1350
01:15:12,710 --> 01:15:15,800
On the count of three,
we'll laugh naturally at anything.
1351
01:15:15,880 --> 01:15:17,170
Then you'll turn around,
and tell me if it's Matías.
1352
01:15:17,250 --> 01:15:18,130
-Okay?
-Yes.
1353
01:15:18,210 --> 01:15:20,840
One, two, three.
1354
01:15:24,800 --> 01:15:25,880
Shit, it's really him.
1355
01:15:25,960 --> 01:15:27,340
-Really?
-Yes.
1356
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:36,380
If dogs attack when they smell fear,exes smell tranquility, and come back.
1357
01:15:37,670 --> 01:15:40,500
Don't start crying, or get yourself down.
1358
01:15:40,590 --> 01:15:42,210
Don't leave the party just to avoid him.
1359
01:15:42,300 --> 01:15:44,710
But above all, don't make out with him.
1360
01:15:44,800 --> 01:15:47,090
Everything will be fine, take it easy.
1361
01:15:47,170 --> 01:15:49,590
There is a survival plan for this.
1362
01:15:50,340 --> 01:15:52,340
-First, no alcohol.
-No alcohol.
1363
01:15:52,420 --> 01:15:56,630
To survive this situation,there are three basic rules.
1364
01:15:56,710 --> 01:16:00,670
One, don't drink alcoholbecause it makes you weaker.
1365
01:16:00,880 --> 01:16:04,500
Two, talk to the mostattractive guy at the place.
1366
01:16:04,590 --> 01:16:05,920
That's great.
1367
01:16:06,090 --> 01:16:07,340
-Here he is.
-Hey, beautiful.
1368
01:16:07,590 --> 01:16:09,050
-How are you?
-Good, very good.
1369
01:16:09,130 --> 01:16:10,880
-Javi, this is...
-Mafe.
1370
01:16:10,960 --> 01:16:12,210
-Mafe.
-How are you?
1371
01:16:12,300 --> 01:16:13,340
This is my boyfriend, Javi.
1372
01:16:13,420 --> 01:16:15,500
Great, nice to meet you.
1373
01:16:16,250 --> 01:16:19,880
Three, act indifferentwhen you run into him.
1374
01:16:22,550 --> 01:16:27,840
If none of that works,you can dive into the chocolate table.
1375
01:16:32,420 --> 01:16:33,420
Hey.
1376
01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:36,130
If I don't come over,
you won't say congratulations to us?
1377
01:16:36,210 --> 01:16:39,090
Laurita, forgive me.
1378
01:16:39,170 --> 01:16:41,210
-Congratulations.
-Thank you.
1379
01:16:41,300 --> 01:16:42,710
Everything looks beautiful,
congratulations.
1380
01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:43,840
-Thank you.
-Thank you.
1381
01:16:43,920 --> 01:16:45,300
Do you remember Natalia?
1382
01:16:46,340 --> 01:16:47,800
-No.
-Oh, come on.
1383
01:16:47,880 --> 01:16:50,340
She's my childhood friend from school.
1384
01:16:50,420 --> 01:16:51,750
You never talked to me about her.
1385
01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:54,340
Oh, please.
We've known each other for ages.
1386
01:16:54,420 --> 01:16:56,920
She's so funny.
1387
01:16:57,000 --> 01:17:01,090
Listen, she is Cupid's
number one mortal enemy.
1388
01:17:01,340 --> 01:17:03,840
You can't imagine, they hate each other.
1389
01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:05,170
They can't even see each other
from a distance.
1390
01:17:05,250 --> 01:17:09,300
She's like Pennywise the Clown,
terrified of love. Always alone.
1391
01:17:09,380 --> 01:17:11,420
-I wouldn't say that.
-It's true.
1392
01:17:11,500 --> 01:17:12,750
Did you bring a date today?
1393
01:17:12,840 --> 01:17:14,420
-Yes.
-Oh, come on.
1394
01:17:14,500 --> 01:17:17,420
-Come on, Natalia.
-I'm serious, I brought a date.
1395
01:17:17,500 --> 01:17:18,750
-Really?
-Yes.
1396
01:17:18,840 --> 01:17:20,250
Where is the poor guy?
1397
01:17:20,340 --> 01:17:21,590
In the bathroom, I'll introduce you later.
1398
01:17:21,670 --> 01:17:23,880
-My love.
-There he is.
1399
01:17:26,460 --> 01:17:27,420
There he is.
1400
01:17:32,380 --> 01:17:35,250
Here he is.
This is my boyfriend, Santiago.
1401
01:17:35,340 --> 01:17:36,380
-Hi, Santiago.
-How are you?
1402
01:17:36,460 --> 01:17:38,130
I'm well. Congratulations.
1403
01:17:38,630 --> 01:17:40,130
Well, we have to move on.
1404
01:17:40,210 --> 01:17:41,300
-Enjoy.
-You, too.
1405
01:17:41,380 --> 01:17:44,170
-Let's go.
-Congratulations.
1406
01:17:47,590 --> 01:17:50,590
That was good, right?
It wasn't too much, right? Or was it?
1407
01:17:55,710 --> 01:17:57,380
Some chocolates for later?
1408
01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:03,250
Are you sure I can leave you here
by yourself? Will you be okay?
1409
01:18:03,340 --> 01:18:05,090
Yes, I'll be fine.
1410
01:18:05,170 --> 01:18:06,500
-Okay.
-It's fine.
1411
01:18:06,590 --> 01:18:09,300
I'm going to leave soon,
my feet really hurt.
1412
01:18:09,380 --> 01:18:11,300
Okay, okay.
1413
01:18:12,500 --> 01:18:15,340
Why are you speaking
with a Spaniard accent?
1414
01:18:15,920 --> 01:18:18,210
It's because I met this amazing guy.
1415
01:18:18,300 --> 01:18:20,670
He's so handsome, he makes me horny.
1416
01:18:20,750 --> 01:18:25,000
So he asked me if I speak Spanish.
I said yes, but with a Spaniard accent.
1417
01:18:25,090 --> 01:18:27,750
Now I have to keep my act up,
1418
01:18:28,300 --> 01:18:30,130
or else he'll think that I'm a fake.
1419
01:18:30,340 --> 01:18:31,550
And actually, I am.
1420
01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:33,000
But he doesn't know that.
1421
01:18:33,500 --> 01:18:35,630
I feel possessed.
1422
01:18:35,840 --> 01:18:37,130
I'm bewitched.
1423
01:18:43,710 --> 01:18:45,960
You still wear those heels
that hurt your feet?
1424
01:18:46,670 --> 01:18:48,750
You should throw them away, it's foolish.
1425
01:18:48,840 --> 01:18:50,300
I'm not foolish.
1426
01:18:51,210 --> 01:18:52,250
What do you want?
1427
01:18:52,340 --> 01:18:53,840
Can I stay here for a bit?
1428
01:18:54,250 --> 01:18:57,090
You're already here. What's going on?
1429
01:18:57,630 --> 01:18:59,590
I've been meaning to talk to you
for a while.
1430
01:19:00,170 --> 01:19:03,210
I don't have any missed calls from you,
Matías.
1431
01:19:03,300 --> 01:19:05,960
I'd have one if you wanted to talk to me.
I don't want to talk to you.
1432
01:19:06,050 --> 01:19:10,000
Just let me tell you what I wanted to say.
I'll say it, and I'll leave you alone.
1433
01:19:14,670 --> 01:19:18,210
I wanted to apologize for being an idiot.
1434
01:19:21,670 --> 01:19:22,840
I miss you a lot.
1435
01:19:23,840 --> 01:19:25,300
I've thought a lot about you.
1436
01:19:26,300 --> 01:19:29,000
It's been so hard for me
to be over there by myself.
1437
01:19:30,340 --> 01:19:31,880
Getting used to everything...
1438
01:19:33,340 --> 01:19:36,250
I had to stop myself
from texting and calling you.
1439
01:19:37,420 --> 01:19:39,420
-You're drunk, right?
-No.
1440
01:19:39,920 --> 01:19:41,500
I'm telling you how I really feel.
1441
01:19:42,130 --> 01:19:43,630
Who else would I tell?
1442
01:19:46,750 --> 01:19:48,250
It hasn't been easy for me.
1443
01:19:50,300 --> 01:19:52,460
There were moments when I doubted myself.
1444
01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:54,750
What am I doing with my life?
1445
01:19:55,710 --> 01:19:56,800
I got stuck in a rut.
1446
01:19:57,800 --> 01:19:59,630
I messed up, Fe.
1447
01:20:03,170 --> 01:20:05,630
I didn't want to fuck things up,
I'm really sorry.
1448
01:20:06,880 --> 01:20:10,380
You don't have to apologize to me,
it's not necessary.
1449
01:20:10,460 --> 01:20:12,750
Just stop getting me involved
in your messes.
1450
01:20:12,840 --> 01:20:14,130
If things aren't clear for you...
1451
01:20:14,210 --> 01:20:17,420
You have no right to come here
and destabilize me.
1452
01:20:17,500 --> 01:20:18,880
I messed up, I know that.
1453
01:20:19,670 --> 01:20:21,000
I want to apologize for that.
1454
01:20:25,590 --> 01:20:26,750
I've been thinking a lot.
1455
01:20:29,670 --> 01:20:30,750
I read your blog.
1456
01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:33,170
I think it's great.
1457
01:20:34,300 --> 01:20:37,250
I'm glad you're writing.
It was what you wanted, right?
1458
01:20:39,550 --> 01:20:42,090
I arrived in Lima,
and I wanted to go see you.
1459
01:20:42,550 --> 01:20:44,170
I wanted to hear from you, to meet you.
1460
01:20:47,300 --> 01:20:49,340
Why are you telling me all this?
1461
01:20:53,420 --> 01:20:54,460
Because it's the truth.
1462
01:21:03,800 --> 01:21:05,750
Okay.
1463
01:21:09,750 --> 01:21:11,840
Do you still pay attention to signs?
1464
01:21:14,630 --> 01:21:17,340
Today the moon lines up with Mars, and...
1465
01:21:17,590 --> 01:21:19,840
And your aura is like orange, or red.
1466
01:21:19,920 --> 01:21:23,130
Do you realize that what you're saying
makes no sense?
1467
01:21:30,250 --> 01:21:31,460
One song?
1468
01:22:12,920 --> 01:22:15,000
I came to this wedding
just because of you.
1469
01:22:16,590 --> 01:22:18,710
I missed you a lot, Fe.
1470
01:22:22,420 --> 01:22:23,250
No.
1471
01:22:25,630 --> 01:22:27,500
No, I'm sorry.
1472
01:22:30,920 --> 01:22:32,090
-Fe.
-What?
1473
01:22:32,170 --> 01:22:33,460
-Fe, what's wrong?
-What is it?
1474
01:22:33,550 --> 01:22:35,000
Do you not love me anymore?
1475
01:22:35,090 --> 01:22:38,840
I have too much alcohol in my blood
to have this talk.
1476
01:22:38,920 --> 01:22:40,420
-I can't now.
-I need an answer.
1477
01:22:40,500 --> 01:22:41,630
What do you want to know?
1478
01:22:41,710 --> 01:22:43,960
Matías, we'll talk tomorrow, okay?
1479
01:22:44,050 --> 01:22:46,460
-It'll be better.
-No, I need to know.
1480
01:22:48,170 --> 01:22:49,000
Fe...
1481
01:22:50,550 --> 01:22:51,630
I'm here.
1482
01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:54,880
For you.
1483
01:23:38,000 --> 01:23:42,000
DUMBASS
1484
01:23:46,340 --> 01:23:49,670
I was very horny
and there was a lot of fire between us,
1485
01:23:49,750 --> 01:23:51,920
and all of that,
but we're not husband and wife.
1486
01:23:52,000 --> 01:23:54,420
So he left, he took the bus and left.
1487
01:23:54,500 --> 01:23:56,800
I don't understand why do you speak
to them with a Spaniard accent?
1488
01:23:56,880 --> 01:23:58,380
Come on, it's hot.
1489
01:23:58,460 --> 01:24:00,300
Wouldn't it attract you
with some rose petals?
1490
01:24:00,380 --> 01:24:02,050
-I don't know.
-It's romantic.
1491
01:24:02,130 --> 01:24:05,050
Imagine the rose petals and the stud.
1492
01:24:05,130 --> 01:24:06,550
Oh, come on!
1493
01:24:06,630 --> 01:24:08,250
You've never had sex
with a different language?
1494
01:24:08,340 --> 01:24:10,460
-In Chinese once.
-Oh, no.
1495
01:24:10,550 --> 01:24:12,880
What? Chinese can be very sensual.
1496
01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:15,300
-Hey.
-Sleeping beauty woke up.
1497
01:24:15,380 --> 01:24:16,670
What are you doing here?
1498
01:24:16,840 --> 01:24:19,840
-So much love, good morning to you, too.
-Good morning.
1499
01:24:20,170 --> 01:24:23,130
You left yesterday
without saying anything, I was worried.
1500
01:24:23,750 --> 01:24:25,840
-You forgot your purse.
-Oh, thank you.
1501
01:24:25,920 --> 01:24:27,590
I'll put it away now.
1502
01:24:27,670 --> 01:24:29,340
-How delicious.
-Thank you.
1503
01:24:29,420 --> 01:24:31,840
-Hi, good morning.
-Hi.
1504
01:24:32,050 --> 01:24:33,590
-Hi, Natalia.
-Good morning.
1505
01:24:34,750 --> 01:24:36,130
My roommate Carolina, this is Matías.
1506
01:24:36,210 --> 01:24:37,630
-Hi.
-Hi, I'm Caro.
1507
01:24:37,710 --> 01:24:39,840
-I'm Matías.
-How are you?
1508
01:24:41,090 --> 01:24:42,250
Do you want to eat anything?
1509
01:24:42,960 --> 01:24:44,500
Carolina is a great cook.
1510
01:24:44,800 --> 01:24:46,960
She makes some things like...
1511
01:24:47,050 --> 01:24:49,630
-What did you make?
-Oats and yogurt.
1512
01:24:49,710 --> 01:24:51,920
-How delicious.
-And chia, and stuff.
1513
01:24:52,000 --> 01:24:54,130
-She makes it from scratch.
-It has no sugar.
1514
01:24:54,710 --> 01:24:57,130
-Do you like it?
-It's good.
1515
01:24:57,340 --> 01:24:59,460
Why don't we ask tomorrow?
Maybe he'll change his mind.
1516
01:25:00,550 --> 01:25:01,960
-Natalia...
-What?
1517
01:25:02,050 --> 01:25:03,340
Shut up.
1518
01:25:08,960 --> 01:25:10,920
-You live in Madrid, right?
-Yes.
1519
01:25:11,000 --> 01:25:11,960
How was it?
1520
01:25:12,920 --> 01:25:13,750
It's beautiful.
1521
01:25:13,920 --> 01:25:15,250
And how about the Spaniard women?
1522
01:25:15,710 --> 01:25:16,590
Enough.
1523
01:25:16,670 --> 01:25:18,050
I prefer the Peruvian women.
1524
01:25:18,960 --> 01:25:21,550
-I'll head out now.
-I'm sorry.
1525
01:25:22,550 --> 01:25:24,670
I'll talk to my aunt today
about the plane tickets.
1526
01:25:24,750 --> 01:25:26,250
Okay, we'll talk about that later.
1527
01:25:28,750 --> 01:25:30,250
Nice to meet you, Caro.
1528
01:25:30,340 --> 01:25:31,840
-Bye, bye.
-Take care.
1529
01:25:31,920 --> 01:25:33,550
-Bye.
-Bye.
1530
01:25:39,590 --> 01:25:41,210
So, you're going to Madrid.
1531
01:25:41,630 --> 01:25:44,250
Just to make things clear,
this is the news,
1532
01:25:44,340 --> 01:25:46,840
Matías has asked me
to go live with him in Madrid.
1533
01:25:46,920 --> 01:25:49,250
But I told him I need to think about it.
1534
01:25:49,340 --> 01:25:51,300
Okay? Are we good?
1535
01:25:53,630 --> 01:25:55,460
We're good, thanks.
1536
01:25:55,550 --> 01:25:59,340
Will you continue with the blog?
You were really happy about that, right?
1537
01:25:59,420 --> 01:26:01,380
Of course,
I'll continue writing in my blog.
1538
01:26:01,460 --> 01:26:03,920
I'm not going to move to a cave
in the forest.
1539
01:26:04,000 --> 01:26:04,840
Are you sure, Maria Fe?
1540
01:26:04,920 --> 01:26:09,170
You didn't write one word
during your six years with him.
1541
01:26:09,250 --> 01:26:10,880
I remember that. I don't know if you do.
1542
01:26:10,960 --> 01:26:13,130
-But I remember.
-What is it?
1543
01:26:13,710 --> 01:26:14,840
I'm telling you the truth.
1544
01:26:14,920 --> 01:26:17,170
When he's here,
everything revolves around him.
1545
01:26:17,250 --> 01:26:19,920
You disappear,
that's not a healthy relationship.
1546
01:26:20,590 --> 01:26:22,920
What do you know about relationships?
1547
01:26:23,130 --> 01:26:25,880
Based on your vast experience in love,
what do you know?
1548
01:26:25,960 --> 01:26:28,090
Girls, why don't we have breakfast,
and then...
1549
01:26:28,170 --> 01:26:29,960
-Shut up, Carolina!
-You're right.
1550
01:26:30,050 --> 01:26:31,920
Maybe I don't know about relationships.
1551
01:26:32,670 --> 01:26:33,920
But I do know you.
1552
01:26:34,590 --> 01:26:36,340
This is not a good idea, and you know it.
1553
01:26:36,420 --> 01:26:38,460
How is it not a good idea?
1554
01:26:38,550 --> 01:26:40,090
Natalia, you've seen me without him.
1555
01:26:40,170 --> 01:26:42,130
-How did I feel? Like shit.
-Yes.
1556
01:26:42,210 --> 01:26:43,380
I felt like shit.
1557
01:26:43,460 --> 01:26:45,500
Now he shows up, he regrets what he did,
1558
01:26:45,590 --> 01:26:49,840
he apologized, he tells me
to move to Madrid with him.
1559
01:26:49,920 --> 01:26:52,130
I'm happy with him. What's the problem?
1560
01:26:52,210 --> 01:26:54,840
You can't be happy if you only concentrate
on making him happy.
1561
01:26:54,920 --> 01:26:56,840
I don't understand that.
Please explain it to me.
1562
01:26:57,300 --> 01:26:59,130
Tell me, how can you be happy like that?
1563
01:26:59,210 --> 01:27:03,300
-You're so dense, so insensitive.
-You can't handle hearing the truth.
1564
01:27:03,380 --> 01:27:05,710
-No!
-Yes, look at yourself.
1565
01:27:05,800 --> 01:27:09,170
I'm like this because you can't accept
that I'm happy.
1566
01:27:22,050 --> 01:27:24,500
LESSON 29: LEARN TO UNLEARN
1567
01:27:26,210 --> 01:27:28,420
WHERE IS THIS WEEK'S POST?
1568
01:27:28,500 --> 01:27:30,710
THERE'S NO NEW POST?
1569
01:27:30,800 --> 01:27:33,420
SINGLE LADY, DON'T LEAVE US!
1570
01:27:33,500 --> 01:27:37,210
WE NEED YOU
1571
01:27:58,050 --> 01:28:00,050
2018 CALENDAR
1572
01:28:00,130 --> 01:28:02,130
ANTI-PRINCESSES AND ANTI-HEROES
1573
01:28:16,340 --> 01:28:19,840
Hey, you should've told me
the elevator wasn't working.
1574
01:28:19,920 --> 01:28:22,420
I had to go up hundreds of steps.
1575
01:28:23,050 --> 01:28:24,500
When I came up it was working.
1576
01:28:24,590 --> 01:28:26,750
It's like this shitty camera
that stopped working.
1577
01:28:26,840 --> 01:28:30,000
-What's wrong with it?
-Something with the lens.
1578
01:28:30,210 --> 01:28:32,130
Everything looks beautiful.
1579
01:28:34,170 --> 01:28:35,630
-I spoke with my aunt.
-Did you?
1580
01:28:35,710 --> 01:28:38,340
She'll reserve your flight
for the last week in July.
1581
01:28:38,920 --> 01:28:42,000
After your resignation,
you'll need about a month
1582
01:28:42,090 --> 01:28:43,710
to get your things ready so we can move.
1583
01:28:43,800 --> 01:28:45,170
That sounds about right.
1584
01:28:45,250 --> 01:28:47,500
I have a colleague there
who works in advertising.
1585
01:28:47,590 --> 01:28:49,920
He's really great,
and I told him about you.
1586
01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:51,550
He said he'll let you know
if he has any projects.
1587
01:28:51,630 --> 01:28:53,380
-Cool, right?
-Cool.
1588
01:28:54,750 --> 01:28:57,670
It looks like you've done
many things without me.
1589
01:28:59,210 --> 01:29:01,630
That's enough with the camera,
just drop it.
1590
01:29:02,250 --> 01:29:04,300
I want a nice photo before we leave.
1591
01:29:06,880 --> 01:29:09,250
Okay, I'll let go of the camera.
1592
01:29:09,340 --> 01:29:11,500
We're going to relax, and have some wine.
1593
01:29:11,590 --> 01:29:12,420
Great.
1594
01:29:12,840 --> 01:29:14,340
Will you pass me the wine opener?
1595
01:29:14,460 --> 01:29:17,130
-Oh, damn.
-What?
1596
01:29:18,420 --> 01:29:19,590
I forgot it.
1597
01:29:21,000 --> 01:29:24,250
-I'll go get it now.
-No, no, don't worry.
1598
01:29:32,420 --> 01:29:33,300
What?
1599
01:29:33,500 --> 01:29:34,460
Listen.
1600
01:29:35,840 --> 01:29:36,880
What is it?
1601
01:29:38,840 --> 01:29:40,500
Only in Lima can an alarm go off
at this hour,
1602
01:29:40,590 --> 01:29:41,880
and continue going all night.
1603
01:29:42,250 --> 01:29:44,920
In Spain they fine you.
This idiot must be far away.
1604
01:29:45,000 --> 01:29:46,750
But we can hear his alarm.
1605
01:29:48,000 --> 01:29:50,420
Well, it'll turn off soon enough.
1606
01:29:52,750 --> 01:29:54,590
We should just leave.
1607
01:29:55,460 --> 01:29:56,960
I'm tired of living here.
1608
01:30:00,250 --> 01:30:02,000
I like Lima.
1609
01:30:02,210 --> 01:30:03,710
-Really?
-Yes.
1610
01:30:04,590 --> 01:30:05,750
Of course.
1611
01:30:07,420 --> 01:30:11,210
I like my neighborhood.
1612
01:30:12,170 --> 01:30:13,460
I like my house.
1613
01:30:15,840 --> 01:30:19,300
Walking around, going to the market,
I don't know, stuff like that...
1614
01:30:21,380 --> 01:30:22,500
See? It turned off.
1615
01:30:41,550 --> 01:30:42,380
Matías.
1616
01:30:43,750 --> 01:30:44,590
I think...
1617
01:30:46,710 --> 01:30:48,630
I think that I want to stay here.
1618
01:30:50,670 --> 01:30:52,750
I don't think I want to go to Madrid.
1619
01:30:55,960 --> 01:30:57,380
You're joking, right?
1620
01:30:59,840 --> 01:31:01,920
I told you I was going to think about it.
1621
01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:03,210
It was an obvious yes.
1622
01:31:03,500 --> 01:31:04,590
Not really.
1623
01:31:04,800 --> 01:31:07,380
You wanted to move with me eight months
ago. What happened?
1624
01:31:07,460 --> 01:31:11,130
We haven't spoken in eight months.
Everything has changed.
1625
01:31:11,210 --> 01:31:13,130
No, things are the same.
It's you and me.
1626
01:31:13,210 --> 01:31:14,210
No.
1627
01:31:15,590 --> 01:31:17,550
No, it's not the same.
1628
01:31:18,300 --> 01:31:19,420
It's like...
1629
01:31:20,590 --> 01:31:24,460
To be with you,
I have to be where you are.
1630
01:31:25,130 --> 01:31:28,630
Would you drop your master's degree
to be with me?
1631
01:31:28,710 --> 01:31:31,340
-It's not the same thing.
-Yes, it's the same.
1632
01:31:38,250 --> 01:31:41,090
Matías,
when you decided to be without me
1633
01:31:42,920 --> 01:31:47,420
I thought I'd die from the pain.
I mean it.
1634
01:31:49,500 --> 01:31:53,630
Now you show up with this proposal,
and I...
1635
01:31:54,670 --> 01:31:56,420
I'm scared to death.
1636
01:31:58,090 --> 01:31:59,300
Because...
1637
01:32:02,050 --> 01:32:03,800
Because by being without you,
1638
01:32:04,460 --> 01:32:06,630
I've started to be with myself.
1639
01:32:07,880 --> 01:32:08,960
By myself.
1640
01:32:09,920 --> 01:32:11,500
Just recently...
1641
01:32:13,670 --> 01:32:15,380
I don't understand you.
1642
01:32:19,590 --> 01:32:20,800
You don't want to travel anymore?
1643
01:32:24,340 --> 01:32:25,300
So that's it?
1644
01:32:29,750 --> 01:32:31,050
I think so.
1645
01:32:35,130 --> 01:32:37,340
Just like that?
1646
01:32:37,420 --> 01:32:39,050
Not just like that.
1647
01:32:40,000 --> 01:32:41,460
Not just like that.
1648
01:32:42,000 --> 01:32:43,250
And you know that.
1649
01:32:50,500 --> 01:32:51,550
Now what?
1650
01:32:54,960 --> 01:32:56,500
Well, now...
1651
01:33:00,670 --> 01:33:03,630
DUMBASS
1652
01:33:36,250 --> 01:33:37,800
-No, the darker one.
-The darker one?
1653
01:33:37,880 --> 01:33:40,380
Yes, with the grayscale.
1654
01:33:40,960 --> 01:33:43,300
The darker one...
1655
01:33:44,380 --> 01:33:46,130
-Ramiro.
-Hey, genius!
1656
01:33:46,210 --> 01:33:48,300
I was just about to ask you
to sign the new contract.
1657
01:33:48,670 --> 01:33:49,920
I quit.
1658
01:33:51,880 --> 01:33:52,840
Excuse me?
1659
01:33:53,340 --> 01:33:56,960
I am truly thankful for the opportunity.
1660
01:33:57,050 --> 01:34:00,670
But there is something
I need to do right now.
1661
01:34:02,380 --> 01:34:05,590
I'm going to write a book.
1662
01:34:09,210 --> 01:34:10,880
You'll write a book.
1663
01:34:14,380 --> 01:34:17,050
You want to write a book here in Peru,
where nobody reads.
1664
01:34:17,130 --> 01:34:18,380
Yes.
1665
01:34:19,880 --> 01:34:22,880
Has anyone read a book in the past month?
1666
01:34:27,210 --> 01:34:30,920
So everyone reads books now.
So we're all readers now.
1667
01:34:33,130 --> 01:34:35,460
Okay, is this a move
to ask for more money?
1668
01:34:35,550 --> 01:34:38,170
-Or what?
-No, not at all.
1669
01:34:38,250 --> 01:34:41,460
I just need to do this now.
I can't delay it any longer.
1670
01:34:41,550 --> 01:34:46,590
Don't worry about the tissue paper,
I'll leave everything ready for you.
1671
01:34:46,670 --> 01:34:48,380
-I'll take care of it.
-No, don't worry.
1672
01:34:48,460 --> 01:34:50,500
Really, don't worry about it.
1673
01:34:50,590 --> 01:34:54,880
If you want to leave now, go ahead.
No problem, I won't go after you.
1674
01:34:56,130 --> 01:34:57,880
Okay, thanks.
1675
01:34:57,960 --> 01:34:59,340
But let me give you some advice.
1676
01:35:00,960 --> 01:35:04,130
Maybe the offer and the contract,
1677
01:35:04,210 --> 01:35:07,090
made you think you can play
in the big leagues.
1678
01:35:07,170 --> 01:35:09,210
But don't fool yourself, really.
1679
01:35:09,380 --> 01:35:11,880
I'm being honest here,
you're not a good writer.
1680
01:35:12,880 --> 01:35:15,420
You need a lot more to be a good writer.
1681
01:35:16,420 --> 01:35:18,380
Don't take these risks.
1682
01:35:18,960 --> 01:35:21,710
I'm serious. You could lose.
1683
01:35:21,800 --> 01:35:24,710
I know. I know.
1684
01:35:25,630 --> 01:35:27,300
And maybe you're right.
1685
01:35:28,300 --> 01:35:33,960
Maybe I still have a lot to learn.
And maybe nobody will read what I write.
1686
01:35:34,920 --> 01:35:41,050
But I will always prefer that,
and making the same mistakes
1687
01:35:41,130 --> 01:35:43,920
than to continue working for a misogynist,
1688
01:35:44,000 --> 01:35:47,630
sexist, racist,
and homophobic man like you.
1689
01:35:50,050 --> 01:35:54,590
I don't know if I impressed you,
or if I needed more... Boom!
1690
01:35:58,550 --> 01:36:00,670
Shove it up there, dude.
1691
01:36:06,710 --> 01:36:10,000
Stop talking with an Argentinian accent!
You're not from Argentina.
1692
01:36:10,090 --> 01:36:12,800
You spent four months in Argentina!
1693
01:36:27,960 --> 01:36:29,000
What are you doing here?
1694
01:36:30,250 --> 01:36:31,960
-Maria Fe...
-What?
1695
01:36:32,050 --> 01:36:34,210
I'm fixing the pipes.
1696
01:36:36,130 --> 01:36:41,000
Oh, so that's what they call it now!
Fixing the pipes.
1697
01:36:41,090 --> 01:36:45,000
Look at you.
1698
01:36:47,840 --> 01:36:49,090
-Hi.
-Hi.
1699
01:36:50,170 --> 01:36:52,250
-I can't take this anymore...
-I'm sorry...
1700
01:36:52,340 --> 01:36:54,130
-I feel so sad...
-I'm serious...
1701
01:36:54,210 --> 01:36:56,590
-I overstepped...
-No, you didn't.
1702
01:36:56,670 --> 01:36:58,840
-I have to face that...
-No, I was wrong...
1703
01:36:58,920 --> 01:37:00,090
I broke up with Matías.
1704
01:37:00,340 --> 01:37:02,800
-What did you say?
-She broke up with Matías.
1705
01:37:07,250 --> 01:37:08,130
Are you okay?
1706
01:37:10,090 --> 01:37:11,050
Yes.
1707
01:37:13,000 --> 01:37:15,300
And I want to make my blog into a book.
1708
01:37:15,380 --> 01:37:17,000
-Really?
-Yes.
1709
01:37:19,170 --> 01:37:21,710
-It's going to be a hit.
-Yes!
1710
01:37:21,920 --> 01:37:23,170
You're already a hit.
1711
01:37:23,250 --> 01:37:24,710
-Let's not ever fight again.
-Never again.
1712
01:37:24,800 --> 01:37:26,630
It was horrible.
1713
01:37:26,710 --> 01:37:29,050
-I had stomach pains.
-I couldn't sleep.
1714
01:37:29,380 --> 01:37:31,050
Will you tell me what's going on here?
1715
01:37:31,130 --> 01:37:32,750
-Where?
-So is he really...
1716
01:37:32,840 --> 01:37:34,340
Is he really fixing the pipes?
1717
01:37:34,420 --> 01:37:35,710
-Or is it a joke?
-It's true.
1718
01:37:35,800 --> 01:37:37,710
He's fixing other things, too.
1719
01:37:37,800 --> 01:37:39,250
Is he fixing other things?
1720
01:37:39,340 --> 01:37:40,550
What else is he fixing?
1721
01:37:40,630 --> 01:37:42,670
You're being affectionate!
1722
01:37:42,750 --> 01:37:44,500
Did you just call her baby?
1723
01:37:44,590 --> 01:37:45,500
Are you sweet now?
1724
01:37:45,590 --> 01:37:47,300
-I don't know.
-Are you cuter now?
1725
01:37:47,380 --> 01:37:49,460
-I don't know.
-Are you little Natalia?
1726
01:37:49,550 --> 01:37:50,380
-Oh, come on.
-She's blushing.
1727
01:37:50,460 --> 01:37:51,960
She is blushing.
1728
01:37:52,050 --> 01:37:56,050
PATIENCE
1729
01:38:06,250 --> 01:38:08,460
And then that day arrives.
1730
01:38:08,550 --> 01:38:13,090
There's no way to predict the exact datesor formulas that take you there.
1731
01:38:16,800 --> 01:38:19,250
-Friends...
-What's up?
1732
01:38:20,750 --> 01:38:23,090
-I think I finished.
-What?
1733
01:38:23,550 --> 01:38:25,050
The book.
1734
01:38:25,210 --> 01:38:26,710
-What?
-Yes, yes!
1735
01:38:26,800 --> 01:38:29,840
-No way!
-Oh, my goodness!
1736
01:38:34,800 --> 01:38:38,380
I was referring to the structure.
I still have to write the book.
1737
01:38:40,000 --> 01:38:42,880
-Well, cheers.
-Yes, cheers!
1738
01:38:42,960 --> 01:38:45,500
-Cheers!
-Cheers.
1739
01:38:45,590 --> 01:38:47,420
Cheers to you!
1740
01:38:47,500 --> 01:38:48,630
-Let's take a look.
-Do you want to?
1741
01:38:48,710 --> 01:38:53,840
So, I want to make fun of fairytales.
So each color represents a chapter.
1742
01:38:53,920 --> 01:38:56,550
You'll have this strange feeling of peace.
1743
01:38:56,630 --> 01:38:58,500
And you'll smile thinking,
1744
01:38:58,800 --> 01:39:01,840
"Good for you, girl! It was about time!"
1745
01:39:10,960 --> 01:39:14,460
We've been taught that we're the princessin the fairytale.
1746
01:39:14,800 --> 01:39:20,500
But we can also be a Fairy Godmother,if a friend needs our help.
1747
01:39:20,710 --> 01:39:25,800
Or a genie when we try to achieveall of our expectations at once.
1748
01:39:25,880 --> 01:39:30,250
And above all, we can also be,Prince Charming.
1749
01:39:30,590 --> 01:39:34,630
Because a princess who respects herself,rescues herself.
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