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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,250 --> 00:00:12,917 FANCY ITALIAN STYLE 2 00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:20,292 THE NURSEMAID 3 00:01:56,958 --> 00:01:58,958 Children! 4 00:02:02,417 --> 00:02:09,250 Are you doing something NOT GOOD? 5 00:02:09,667 --> 00:02:14,875 Are you reading comics? They're awful! 6 00:02:15,583 --> 00:02:18,208 Are these comics? 7 00:02:21,750 --> 00:02:23,750 "Diabolik"! 8 00:02:24,667 --> 00:02:26,708 "Satanik"! 9 00:02:28,458 --> 00:02:30,458 "Kriminal"! 10 00:02:31,208 --> 00:02:35,083 It's awful! It's really awful! 11 00:02:35,333 --> 00:02:39,208 Did you read this during my absence? 12 00:02:40,250 --> 00:02:43,208 I can barely restrain my pain. 13 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:47,167 You shouldn't read these magazines, 14 00:02:47,208 --> 00:02:50,000 full of violence, immorality, fear and terror! 15 00:02:50,042 --> 00:02:52,917 This is NOT GOOD! Away! 16 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:59,083 If you like to read or listen to stories, 17 00:02:59,125 --> 00:03:06,083 I, Trude, have some stories written by the good, old Perrault. 18 00:03:06,125 --> 00:03:10,542 Do you know Perrault? Come. 19 00:03:10,583 --> 00:03:13,417 - And Alessandro? - Alessandro, come here. 20 00:03:14,542 --> 00:03:19,000 Come and read these nice stories. 21 00:03:19,042 --> 00:03:22,000 - I threw it away. - Well done. 22 00:03:22,042 --> 00:03:25,792 Come and listen to this nice fairy tale, 23 00:03:25,833 --> 00:03:27,958 not those awful comics. 24 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:32,667 Do you want me to read you the story of Little Red Riding Hood? 25 00:03:32,708 --> 00:03:36,958 - Yes. - Yes. - There's a wolf, 26 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:42,583 with big ears who eats her old granny. 27 00:03:45,250 --> 00:03:48,792 Or the story of Little Tom Thumb. Do you know it? 28 00:03:48,833 --> 00:03:50,167 - I do. - I don't. 29 00:03:50,208 --> 00:03:54,542 Little Tom Thumb's father was a poor woodcutter, 30 00:03:54,583 --> 00:03:57,083 and they had nothing to eat. 31 00:03:57,125 --> 00:04:02,083 So, he and his wife decided to get rid of their children 32 00:04:02,125 --> 00:04:06,333 in the black, black forest! 33 00:04:07,417 --> 00:04:11,208 During the night a storm breaks out. 34 00:04:11,250 --> 00:04:15,917 Lightning, thunder and wind! 35 00:04:20,542 --> 00:04:25,583 Little Tom Thumb and his brothers were very scared. 36 00:04:25,625 --> 00:04:32,292 They walk and walk and walk and come to a little house. 37 00:04:32,333 --> 00:04:34,500 Whose house was that? 38 00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:37,375 The ogre's! 39 00:04:38,833 --> 00:04:44,583 An ogre that used to butcher all the children and eat them. 40 00:04:46,125 --> 00:04:51,708 The ogre comes back home; he smells something strange, 41 00:04:52,833 --> 00:04:55,750 and he says: 42 00:04:56,917 --> 00:05:02,375 "I can smell little boys' fresh flesh!" 43 00:05:03,708 --> 00:05:10,917 Little Tom Thumb and his brothers hid under the sideboard. They started to tremble. 44 00:05:10,958 --> 00:05:13,250 Their teeth were chattering... 45 00:05:17,458 --> 00:05:19,667 out of fear. 46 00:05:19,833 --> 00:05:24,667 The ogre comes closer, he bends down, 47 00:05:25,958 --> 00:05:29,292 he draws a big knife, 48 00:05:30,458 --> 00:05:36,458 he reaches under the sideboard with his big hand, 49 00:05:36,500 --> 00:05:43,750 ready to butcher and eat the children, like chicken! 50 00:05:49,792 --> 00:05:55,500 Why are you crying? This is a nice story by Perrault! 51 00:06:19,083 --> 00:06:23,333 THE SUNDAY MONSTER 52 00:07:45,167 --> 00:07:50,125 - Your villa must be beautiful. - Yes, baby, you'll see. 53 00:07:50,167 --> 00:07:56,708 There's a small living room, a small kitchen, 54 00:07:56,750 --> 00:08:00,958 and a big, big bed; You can "WalloW" in it. 55 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:05,042 That bed was made especially for "WALLOWING". 56 00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:07,500 Look out! 57 00:08:11,250 --> 00:08:13,208 Would you give us a can of gas? 58 00:08:13,250 --> 00:08:19,083 Yes, but only if you use it to set yourself on fire. 59 00:08:19,125 --> 00:08:24,292 - What have we done? - Nothing! 60 00:08:24,333 --> 00:08:31,125 Cut your hair, you're disgusting! we can't see if youre men or women! 61 00:08:31,167 --> 00:08:33,417 I'd kill you all! 62 00:08:33,458 --> 00:08:35,917 Gangway! 63 00:08:35,958 --> 00:08:42,750 - Where are you going? You're crazy! - You scoundrel! 64 00:08:46,583 --> 00:08:49,833 - You could have run them over! - That's what I wanted to do! 65 00:08:49,875 --> 00:08:55,000 Hippies are just beetles and I'm used to crushing beetles! 66 00:08:55,917 --> 00:09:00,167 No, beetles are bugs, "beats" means something else. 67 00:09:00,208 --> 00:09:06,250 They're all bugs to me, dirty and gross, 68 00:09:06,292 --> 00:09:10,250 and I'll crush them as I crush beetles. 69 00:09:15,292 --> 00:09:19,375 Help! Stop! 70 00:09:24,458 --> 00:09:28,292 - It's time to have some fun! - He deserves it! 71 00:09:28,333 --> 00:09:30,542 Do you need anything? 72 00:09:54,833 --> 00:10:01,458 You left me alone like an idiot to stay with those two "creatures". 73 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:04,667 - What's wrong with that? - It's bad! 74 00:10:04,708 --> 00:10:10,000 You'd rather stay with them and I cut my hair twice a week. 75 00:10:10,042 --> 00:10:12,833 We just sang together! 76 00:10:12,875 --> 00:10:17,083 - How much do you want for giving us a ride? - Are you kidding? 77 00:10:17,125 --> 00:10:22,875 - Thanks, then.. - No, we have to thank you for inviting us to eat. 78 00:10:22,917 --> 00:10:27,958 But... Just a second... You, "creatures"! 79 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:33,708 Just a second, stop everybody! Stop! 80 00:10:33,750 --> 00:10:38,542 I'd like to know who invited you to eat. 81 00:10:38,583 --> 00:10:40,583 Your little nephew. 82 00:10:42,417 --> 00:10:48,750 My nephew! What in the world were you thinking, inviting these "creatures"? 83 00:10:48,792 --> 00:10:53,167 It's noon; Joe and Ringo have to eat. 84 00:10:53,208 --> 00:10:58,875 At noon Joe and Ringo have to eat at my house? 85 00:10:58,875 --> 00:11:04,500 Come on, they've been very kind, don't be so grumpy. 86 00:11:04,542 --> 00:11:10,125 I won't let those two bums inside my house - no offense! 87 00:11:10,167 --> 00:11:17,083 Absolutely not! They will have to step on my corpse first! 88 00:11:22,958 --> 00:11:26,708 Stop! It's in your interest, stop! 89 00:11:26,750 --> 00:11:32,083 - What are you doing? - He can't go around carrying all those bugs: 90 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:35,625 Fleas, mice, cockroaches, beetles... My God! 91 00:11:35,667 --> 00:11:41,208 - Enough! - This is what you need to get rid of them. 92 00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:45,458 I'm setting you free. I'm going to find the other one now. 93 00:11:46,875 --> 00:11:48,958 Where's that scoundrel? 94 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:52,250 Where are you? Damn bum! 95 00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:56,833 What are you doing with those records? 96 00:11:56,875 --> 00:11:59,625 - Are you crazy? - Why, are these records? 97 00:11:59,667 --> 00:12:03,500 What are they? Trash? Crap? You tell me. 98 00:12:03,542 --> 00:12:09,042 This stuff is useless. Verdi, Bach, Beethoven... 99 00:12:09,083 --> 00:12:13,208 Beethoven, Verdi, Bach - that's all rubbish to you? 100 00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:17,167 - I'll smash your head! - This stuff is useless with women. 101 00:12:17,208 --> 00:12:19,667 What do women have to do with records? 102 00:12:19,708 --> 00:12:24,958 - What did you use to do with women? - What did we use to do? 103 00:12:26,958 --> 00:12:29,958 Send me your sister, I'll explain it to her! 104 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,667 Isn't your nephew enough? 105 00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:36,667 First of all, that's not my nephew, she's... 106 00:12:36,708 --> 00:12:40,292 You need music to create the right mood with women. 107 00:12:40,333 --> 00:12:42,708 Do you play "La Traviata" for your nephew? 108 00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:46,333 And what would you play, a military march? 109 00:12:46,375 --> 00:12:53,750 You're making me laugh! You want to teach me how to conquer women! 110 00:12:53,792 --> 00:12:57,083 Me! I have 50 years of service! 111 00:12:57,125 --> 00:13:02,583 Honored service; I even earned a Medal of Honor! 112 00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:08,917 Here comes the hippie and he wants to be the teacher! Get out of here! 113 00:13:09,833 --> 00:13:15,083 As you wish, but you need our music to get the girls excited! 114 00:13:22,917 --> 00:13:24,917 Enough! 115 00:13:29,125 --> 00:13:30,250 That's enough! 116 00:13:30,292 --> 00:13:34,250 - Ringo. - What is it? - It's ready! 117 00:13:34,292 --> 00:13:36,875 Spaghetti, made by my own hands. 118 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:40,667 Are you crazy? All this stuff? Are you starving? 119 00:13:40,708 --> 00:13:43,000 A little bit for everyone. 120 00:13:43,042 --> 00:13:46,875 - This would be enough for an army. - They're coming. 121 00:13:46,917 --> 00:13:50,292 - Who, the soldiers? - Here they are. 122 00:14:01,333 --> 00:14:05,917 - Where are these Neanderthals coming from? - Rome; they're always ready to eat for free. 123 00:14:05,958 --> 00:14:11,500 - Who told them they could eat here? - I did. I called them. 124 00:14:11,542 --> 00:14:15,625 I feel like punching you! 125 00:15:58,417 --> 00:16:04,417 Damned hippies! Striking you here would be too dangerous! 126 00:16:04,583 --> 00:16:11,125 I'll outsmart you and strike you elsewhere! 127 00:16:57,833 --> 00:17:04,292 Kid, as I told you, life is life and it's meant for the living. 128 00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:09,375 On the contrary, death is death and it's meant for the dead. 129 00:17:11,167 --> 00:17:14,625 - Were you close to anyone who's dead? - No. - Too bad. 130 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,667 Why? 131 00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:21,792 I would have offered you many. 132 00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:24,375 - Many what? - Condolences. 133 00:17:24,417 --> 00:17:30,083 - You haven't been to confession for a long time, have you? - That's right. 134 00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:32,917 I don't want to hear it! 135 00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:39,458 - Would you like to cleanse your soul and your head! - Yes. 136 00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:42,833 Come with me, son, I'll cleanse you. 137 00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:58,708 Another hippie missing. The series of mysterious disappearances of "beatniks" continues. 138 00:17:58,792 --> 00:18:02,000 Official police bulletin: the crime perpetrator is a MONSTER. 139 00:18:38,125 --> 00:18:40,125 There! 140 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,500 May I? 141 00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:48,875 It's marble! 142 00:18:54,708 --> 00:18:57,875 - Are you foreigners? - No, we are from Rome. - Too bad! 143 00:18:59,625 --> 00:19:03,125 - Do you have a car? - No. - I do. 144 00:19:03,167 --> 00:19:09,042 It's very small, but it's like a big living room. 145 00:19:09,958 --> 00:19:11,958 Follow me. 146 00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:17,958 Follow me. 147 00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:22,500 Two more HIPPIES missing. 148 00:19:24,083 --> 00:19:27,792 - Chief, please tell us... - Just a moment! 149 00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:30,250 You journalists are too demanding! 150 00:19:30,292 --> 00:19:34,083 I can't promise you he'll be arrested tomorrow, but we're making progress. 151 00:19:34,125 --> 00:19:37,458 - Have you found out who he is? - Not yet. 152 00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:44,167 But certeinly he's a sadist, a sexual maniac. 153 00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:17,583 Hey handsome. 154 00:20:18,042 --> 00:20:20,000 You, black-haired beauty! 155 00:20:21,292 --> 00:20:23,667 - Who, me? - Yes. 156 00:20:23,708 --> 00:20:27,458 - Did you call me? - No. 157 00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:30,083 No? I thought you did! 158 00:20:30,125 --> 00:20:33,958 - You thinked wrong. - "Thinked"! How funny! 159 00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:42,333 - What beautiful hair! Is it real? - Sure. 160 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:45,833 I thought it was a wig! 161 00:20:45,875 --> 00:20:49,542 - No. - And who styles it? 162 00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:52,542 - I do it myself. - Really? 163 00:20:52,583 --> 00:20:56,208 Why don't you come to my barb... hairdresser, Alfonso? 164 00:20:56,250 --> 00:21:01,708 He's great.. Is it far? - No, it's very close, at my house. 165 00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:05,708 Come with me, I'll tell him to give you a discount. 166 00:21:05,708 --> 00:21:10,375 - Don't tremble.. I'm not trembling. - Honey, are you single? 167 00:21:15,958 --> 00:21:20,917 Four more victims of the monster. Four hippies mysteriously missing. 168 00:21:21,458 --> 00:21:25,500 Attention: the sadistic criminal is believed to disguise himself in various baffling ways. 169 00:21:25,583 --> 00:21:27,375 He could be anyone! 170 00:21:58,667 --> 00:22:02,083 - Do you like bagpipes? - Yes, why? 171 00:22:02,125 --> 00:22:06,958 If you want to learn how to play, I'll teach you. 172 00:22:07,667 --> 00:22:10,167 Come to my house, everybody, 173 00:22:10,208 --> 00:22:15,542 I'll give some lessons to each of you. 174 00:22:17,375 --> 00:22:20,083 - I'd like to go. - Yes, let's go. 175 00:22:21,750 --> 00:22:24,792 He's the monster! Run! 176 00:22:24,833 --> 00:22:29,250 Son of a whore, come back! 177 00:22:29,417 --> 00:22:34,125 You hippie, you figured everything out! 178 00:22:43,083 --> 00:22:47,833 Excellency, we got him! He's here in front of me. 179 00:22:47,875 --> 00:22:49,750 What does he look like? 180 00:22:49,792 --> 00:22:52,167 Like a monster. 181 00:22:52,208 --> 00:22:57,083 At your command. We'll make him confess. 182 00:22:57,125 --> 00:23:00,375 - You'll see! - No attorney in Italy will be able to get you out. 183 00:23:00,417 --> 00:23:03,792 I'll call Perry Mason. 184 00:23:03,833 --> 00:23:08,667 Silence, you criminal! Are you trying to deny it? 185 00:23:08,708 --> 00:23:12,333 - I'm not. - So it was you! - Yes. - He confessed! 186 00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:15,958 - When did he confess? - Right now! - I didn't hear. 187 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:19,167 - Can you repeat it? - Should I write the transcript? - Yes. 188 00:23:19,208 --> 00:23:23,833 - Just a moment. First the victims... - The victims? 189 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:30,083 - There's the monster! - It's him! Murderer! 190 00:23:42,417 --> 00:23:45,750 - Where are we going? - Take the Salaria route; I'll explain everything. 191 00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:48,833 - You must give us many explanations. - As many as you want! 192 00:24:06,417 --> 00:24:08,417 Go. 193 00:24:15,125 --> 00:24:19,042 He told us about a ditch, but this is a hut! 194 00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:22,167 He wanted to mislead the law! 195 00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:39,417 - Where are the corpses? There. - But they are alive! 196 00:24:39,458 --> 00:24:42,042 It was him! 197 00:24:42,083 --> 00:24:45,875 - What are you doing here? - We fainted and woke up in a ditch, 198 00:24:45,917 --> 00:24:48,625 and we hid here. - So you didn't kill them! 199 00:24:48,667 --> 00:24:51,625 I'm no murderer! 200 00:24:51,667 --> 00:24:57,375 I just want to punish this kind of behavior. 201 00:24:57,417 --> 00:25:00,458 I enticed them, I brought them to my house, 202 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:06,833 I gave them chloroform and then I shaved their heads! 203 00:25:08,875 --> 00:25:11,958 I held the scissors and the shaving tool 204 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,833 like the crusaders held their swords. 205 00:25:14,875 --> 00:25:18,000 They should call me a crusader. 206 00:25:18,042 --> 00:25:21,833 I'm the "Richard the Lionheart" of hippies! 207 00:25:23,125 --> 00:25:30,167 What I enjoy the most is plucking them like chickens. 208 00:25:30,208 --> 00:25:33,375 I go into raptures over that! 209 00:25:33,417 --> 00:25:39,500 Chief, I confess my weakness, it's a pleasure for me. 210 00:25:40,875 --> 00:25:42,583 That's all. 211 00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:46,000 "That's all"! But that's a crime! 212 00:25:46,042 --> 00:25:49,542 - He's right! - He must be condemned. 213 00:25:49,583 --> 00:25:51,875 Go back home. 214 00:25:51,917 --> 00:25:58,875 No. Not until our hair grows back; we feel ashamed. 215 00:25:59,375 --> 00:26:04,917 You haven't killed anybody, but I'll report you to the judicial authority. 216 00:26:04,958 --> 00:26:10,375 Is there a law that forbids cutting the hippies hair? 217 00:26:10,417 --> 00:26:15,792 - I don't know... - Well... - There must be. - Sure! 218 00:26:15,833 --> 00:26:20,083 The law is the law! And it protects individual freedom. 219 00:26:20,125 --> 00:26:25,500 Everybody can grow his hair as he wishes and you cannot interfere. 220 00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:30,625 You have perpetrated a crime, a serious crime... What kind of crime? 221 00:26:30,667 --> 00:26:32,708 - I didn't study. - I know. 222 00:26:32,750 --> 00:26:35,000 Practising the profession of barber illegally. 223 00:26:35,042 --> 00:26:41,292 No, you have perpetrated a much more serious crime... 224 00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:45,083 - You... Look in the code. - At once. 225 00:26:49,250 --> 00:26:52,208 Hello? Yes, police station. 226 00:26:52,250 --> 00:26:57,875 - No, the chief is out. - What are you saying? 227 00:26:57,917 --> 00:27:00,458 - The usual hassles. - Hello? 228 00:27:00,500 --> 00:27:05,042 - It must be the mortuary. - Nonsense! Oh, it's you! 229 00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:08,458 - It's my wife. - Greetings, madam. 230 00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:12,792 Don't answer, dear. Did you have a nice trip? 231 00:27:12,833 --> 00:27:18,417 Yes, but I put my keys in my brown purse, 232 00:27:18,458 --> 00:27:22,458 which is inside my suitcase and the suitcase is coming by train. 233 00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:25,125 So I'm stuck outside. 234 00:27:25,167 --> 00:27:30,542 - So you don't have the keys? - No, you'll have to give me yours. 235 00:27:30,583 --> 00:27:33,125 I sent Gianluigi to fetch them from you. 236 00:27:33,167 --> 00:27:37,708 Very well! I'll give them to Gianluigi. By the way, did he study? 237 00:27:37,750 --> 00:27:41,833 - I bet he hasn't touched a book in three months! - Hi, dad. 238 00:27:41,875 --> 00:27:43,667 He's here. Bye, dear. 239 00:27:43,708 --> 00:27:46,792 - Chief, your daughter's here. - You mean my son! 240 00:27:51,125 --> 00:27:55,417 - What have you done? Don't react like mom, that cave woman. 241 00:27:55,458 --> 00:27:58,333 - What did you call her? - A cave woman. 242 00:27:58,375 --> 00:28:01,833 You can't understand, you're just old crocks. 243 00:28:01,875 --> 00:28:03,875 Did you hear that? 244 00:28:05,542 --> 00:28:07,542 Chief. 245 00:28:08,917 --> 00:28:10,917 Yes? 246 00:28:13,750 --> 00:28:17,458 Law section 537! We'll thrash the monster! 247 00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:21,125 - Who? - The monster. - There is no monster! 248 00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:24,625 - There are things much more important than that, get out. - Get out! 249 00:28:25,167 --> 00:28:30,458 My dear friend! Gianluigi, these are the keys to the house. 250 00:28:30,500 --> 00:28:34,792 This gentleman here is a very dear friend of mine! 251 00:28:34,833 --> 00:28:39,958 - Give him a ride. Do you have your car? - I have a "bomb"! 252 00:28:40,917 --> 00:28:44,875 - If you'll allow me, I'll take my briefcase. - Sure. - It's useful! 253 00:28:45,875 --> 00:28:48,250 - Shall we go, kid? - Go, go! 254 00:28:48,792 --> 00:28:51,875 - Goodbye. Goodbye and thank you! - You're welcome! 255 00:28:52,292 --> 00:28:55,667 Greetings to the cave woman. 256 00:28:59,333 --> 00:29:03,042 Eat. Don't make that long face; it will grow back soon. 257 00:29:03,083 --> 00:29:07,833 You're young, your hair will come back! Eat your fruit. 258 00:29:09,083 --> 00:29:12,375 Secret agent K07 Licence to shave 259 00:29:32,542 --> 00:29:36,667 Return to the city from the week-end... Why? 260 00:29:36,708 --> 00:29:39,750 is proceeding neatly and slowly. The police are using helicopters 261 00:29:39,792 --> 00:29:44,375 to make sure that the flow of this impressive number of cars 262 00:29:44,417 --> 00:29:47,750 takes place in accordance with the Highway Code 263 00:29:47,792 --> 00:29:51,125 and with correct driving etiquette. 264 00:29:53,875 --> 00:30:00,750 If we go on like this, it'll be tomorrow morning by the time we get there! 265 00:30:04,542 --> 00:30:09,000 Hey blondie, no passing on the right! 266 00:30:10,250 --> 00:30:14,292 I'm sorry, Che Guevara! I didn't recognize you! 267 00:30:14,458 --> 00:30:16,458 Look how they drive around! 268 00:30:22,208 --> 00:30:25,125 Even the biker is going faster than you! 269 00:30:25,167 --> 00:30:30,542 Come on, kid! Push that holy foot of yours on the gas! 270 00:30:32,167 --> 00:30:38,375 Screech your tires! Faster! Even an aircraft carrier could fit in there! 271 00:30:38,417 --> 00:30:44,542 - Where? - Here, there! Come on, faster! 272 00:30:44,583 --> 00:30:48,625 Is it a Ferrari or a milk truck? 273 00:30:48,667 --> 00:30:53,417 If those idiots hadn't suspended my driving license, 274 00:30:53,458 --> 00:30:57,542 I would show you how to get out of this jam! 275 00:31:00,917 --> 00:31:03,500 Come on! Move! 276 00:31:07,375 --> 00:31:11,500 Are you moving or not? - That one too! 277 00:31:11,542 --> 00:31:15,083 What a wimp! I can't bear it any more! It's as hot as hell! 278 00:31:15,125 --> 00:31:17,125 It's too hot! 279 00:31:21,792 --> 00:31:26,375 - You idiot! Did you see what she did? Good-for-nothing! 280 00:31:27,625 --> 00:31:33,875 Never mind! Look: speed limit of 50 kilometers! 281 00:31:33,917 --> 00:31:39,417 Not 5, you idiot! Take your chance now! 282 00:31:39,458 --> 00:31:44,875 Make him move! There's enough room! Now's the right time! 283 00:31:44,917 --> 00:31:48,750 Push on the gas and let's go! 284 00:31:48,792 --> 00:31:54,125 - What are you waiting for? - Hey! Watch out! 285 00:31:54,167 --> 00:31:56,167 Here! 286 00:31:57,833 --> 00:32:04,250 What is that old geezer doing? Are you going to let him beat you? 287 00:32:04,292 --> 00:32:07,333 Good job, I'll clap my hands for you! 288 00:32:07,542 --> 00:32:13,500 Operation Cinquecento! Get closer, come on! 289 00:32:13,542 --> 00:32:17,917 You're so dumb! You'll see, he'll get out of the way! Come on, idiot! 290 00:32:17,958 --> 00:32:21,917 What are you doing! Are you doing it on purpose? 291 00:32:24,833 --> 00:32:26,833 Right! 292 00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:33,292 Damn criminal! See what you made me do! 293 00:32:33,333 --> 00:32:38,083 Unbelievable - the people you meet nowadays! 294 00:32:38,125 --> 00:32:43,500 Are you going to let this retard offend you? 295 00:32:43,542 --> 00:32:46,542 - Move, old geezer! - Scoundrel! 296 00:32:46,583 --> 00:32:49,292 Come on, do something! Defend yourself! 297 00:32:49,333 --> 00:32:51,417 What are you doing? 298 00:32:52,792 --> 00:32:54,792 What have you done, you idiot? 299 00:32:59,083 --> 00:33:09,000 Crying, the assailant's fianc�e asks herself: "Why?" 300 00:33:12,250 --> 00:33:16,417 # May I be damned 301 00:33:17,333 --> 00:33:24,708 if I don't love you. 302 00:33:25,833 --> 00:33:29,792 And if it wasn't true, 303 00:33:30,250 --> 00:33:39,167 I wouldn't understand anything any more. 304 00:33:39,625 --> 00:33:45,167 All my mad love, 305 00:33:46,542 --> 00:33:49,375 is blown by the wind, 306 00:33:50,208 --> 00:33:53,125 is blown by the wind. # 307 00:33:53,167 --> 00:33:56,792 - How happy I am! - Lucky you! 308 00:33:57,292 --> 00:34:00,750 - How nice he is! - Why am I so happy? 309 00:34:00,792 --> 00:34:04,042 - Because you've been born! - What does that mean? 310 00:34:04,083 --> 00:34:06,958 - It means you exist. - Ah! 311 00:34:07,250 --> 00:34:13,667 # Ah, the delicate and sweet perfume 312 00:34:13,708 --> 00:34:17,917 of a grass giving you pangs... # 313 00:34:19,250 --> 00:34:22,083 - Who is he? - The "garbage collector". He's singing. 314 00:34:22,125 --> 00:34:24,958 The garbage collector? What does he do? 315 00:34:25,125 --> 00:34:27,958 He's someone who comes and goes. 316 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,125 He comes, takes away the dead and leaves. 317 00:34:35,917 --> 00:34:41,292 # All my mad love 318 00:34:42,667 --> 00:34:45,375 is blown by the wind, 319 00:34:46,333 --> 00:34:52,167 is blown by the wind... like this. # WHAT ARE CLOUDS? 320 00:35:03,458 --> 00:35:06,958 Now I'll show you how I'm going to cheat him! 321 00:35:09,583 --> 00:35:14,083 Ah! You don't believe I hate Othello! 322 00:35:14,375 --> 00:35:18,833 You don't believe me, do you? You know what he is to me? 323 00:35:18,875 --> 00:35:22,125 It's something stuck here. Right on my chest. 324 00:35:22,167 --> 00:35:24,750 What has Othello the Moor done to you? 325 00:35:24,792 --> 00:35:29,583 What has he done? You dare ask what he's done to me? 326 00:35:29,625 --> 00:35:34,333 - He's appointed Cassio as lieutenant instead of me. - Who? - Cassio! 327 00:35:34,375 --> 00:35:36,333 That pile of rubbish! 328 00:35:36,375 --> 00:35:38,875 The one that puts his perfume on like an old whore, 329 00:35:38,917 --> 00:35:41,500 And brushes his teeth four times a day! 330 00:35:41,542 --> 00:35:45,042 But you are his servant, his trustworthy assistant! 331 00:35:45,083 --> 00:35:48,708 Sure, I'll serve him alright! 332 00:35:48,750 --> 00:35:51,583 I want to see him dead, that damned Moor! 333 00:35:54,750 --> 00:35:58,708 Are you sure I'll get laid with Desdemona, 334 00:35:58,750 --> 00:36:01,417 the woman that damned nigger has married? 335 00:36:01,458 --> 00:36:05,500 You poor unaware man, you're already in bed with Desdemona. 336 00:36:06,167 --> 00:36:07,917 You're already stripping her down. 337 00:36:07,917 --> 00:36:12,792 - But you have to keep our deal. Everything I told you. - Yes. 338 00:36:12,833 --> 00:36:14,833 And not a word to anyone! 339 00:36:17,125 --> 00:36:21,542 So, Iago and Roderigo were secretly plotting 340 00:36:21,583 --> 00:36:25,750 against the innocent happiness of Othello and Desdemona when... 341 00:36:25,792 --> 00:36:30,417 Othello! Othello, my Lord! 342 00:36:30,458 --> 00:36:33,083 There he is! 343 00:36:33,125 --> 00:36:37,000 The Doge [Duke of Venice] has sent me: the Turks have set sail for Cyprus. 344 00:36:37,042 --> 00:36:39,417 It's war! 345 00:36:39,458 --> 00:36:42,333 Othello, my Lord, 346 00:36:42,375 --> 00:36:46,125 the Doge is asking you to take command of the Fleet 347 00:36:46,167 --> 00:36:50,375 and leave tomorrow for Cyprus, to defend it from the Turks. 348 00:36:50,417 --> 00:36:52,833 Well, Cassio, let's go and make war. 349 00:36:52,875 --> 00:36:56,708 Now we need some sleep; tomorrow we have to get up early. 350 00:36:56,750 --> 00:37:02,583 What a nerve these Turks have! We'll make them regret it! 351 00:37:05,333 --> 00:37:08,542 You promised I'd already be in bed with Desdemona. 352 00:37:08,583 --> 00:37:12,125 - Sure, I'll keep my promise. - How? 353 00:37:12,167 --> 00:37:14,125 - Come with us to Cyprus. - To Cyprus? 354 00:37:14,167 --> 00:37:18,833 Bed habits are expensive! Take lots of money with you! 355 00:37:18,875 --> 00:37:22,417 - How much? - Lots. Lots of money! 356 00:37:22,458 --> 00:37:27,667 Lots! Lots! Lots! Many, many - lots! 357 00:37:27,708 --> 00:37:29,750 A mountain of money! 358 00:37:35,167 --> 00:37:39,708 We are in Cyprus. A storm has wrecked the Turks' fleet. 359 00:37:39,750 --> 00:37:43,042 You can't even smell the Turks' stink any more. 360 00:37:43,083 --> 00:37:46,250 What has destiny decided? 361 00:38:52,083 --> 00:38:54,125 My beloved Lord. 362 00:38:54,167 --> 00:38:58,125 Right, beloved! Let's go make love! 363 00:39:02,833 --> 00:39:07,333 - Those perverts! Perverts, my butt! I wish I were in that bed! 364 00:39:09,417 --> 00:39:11,417 I have an idea! 365 00:39:12,167 --> 00:39:14,958 Cassio! Cassio! 366 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:18,083 - What are you saying? - You see this? 367 00:39:18,125 --> 00:39:22,583 This is a stone! And we'll kill two birds with this stone! 368 00:39:22,625 --> 00:39:26,667 How long do you think Desdemona's love for Othello will last? 369 00:39:26,708 --> 00:39:30,250 That dirty, stinky nigger. 370 00:39:30,292 --> 00:39:32,708 He's black everywhere, you know? I saw him! 371 00:39:32,750 --> 00:39:37,625 While Cassio is young, handsome, blond, clean and passionate! 372 00:39:37,667 --> 00:39:41,917 He's passionate and she's passionate! Don't you think something will happen... 373 00:39:43,875 --> 00:39:45,875 A "crash"! 374 00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:51,000 I'll make Othello so jealous, 375 00:39:51,042 --> 00:39:54,000 he'll start banging his head against the wall! 376 00:39:54,042 --> 00:39:57,417 You have to disguise yourself in such a way that nobody recognizes you, 377 00:39:57,458 --> 00:40:00,875 then you go to Cassio. That pure soul. 378 00:40:00,917 --> 00:40:02,917 You arouse him, you incite him, 379 00:40:02,958 --> 00:40:07,708 you offend him in such a way that he'll do something he shouldn't! 380 00:40:19,333 --> 00:40:22,583 Gee, Iago, and I thought you were a nice person! 381 00:40:22,583 --> 00:40:26,625 So nice, so generous! Such a kind person! And instead... 382 00:40:26,875 --> 00:40:29,792 you're so mean! Why? 383 00:40:31,833 --> 00:40:34,917 Anyway, you're not the only one. I'm disgusting too. 384 00:40:34,958 --> 00:40:38,167 Why are we so different from how we believe we are? 385 00:40:38,167 --> 00:40:40,333 Oh, my son! 386 00:40:40,750 --> 00:40:44,375 We're in a dream inside a dream. 387 00:40:50,875 --> 00:40:55,958 Meanwhile, Cassio was having an affair with a certain Bianca. 388 00:41:17,250 --> 00:41:21,125 Scoundrel! You're threatening our women! 389 00:41:21,167 --> 00:41:24,500 En garde, you dog! 390 00:41:24,542 --> 00:41:26,708 You rude pig! En garde! 391 00:41:36,667 --> 00:41:41,917 - What's going on? - He's threatening the honor of our women, Governor. 392 00:41:41,958 --> 00:41:43,625 - Scandal! - Scandal! 393 00:41:43,667 --> 00:41:46,750 Shame on you, my lieutenant! Shame on you! 394 00:41:46,792 --> 00:41:50,542 My Lord, these scoundrels have attacked me! 395 00:41:50,583 --> 00:41:53,583 Sir Othello, where's the fault? 396 00:41:53,708 --> 00:41:58,250 Cassio is young and handsome, "turn a blind eye". 397 00:41:58,292 --> 00:42:00,708 No, he's made a mistake and he must pay! 398 00:42:00,750 --> 00:42:04,708 He will have to be lieutenant somewhere else! 399 00:42:05,625 --> 00:42:07,292 Good night! 400 00:42:08,208 --> 00:42:10,958 At least I have you, Iago, my only and honest friend. 401 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,500 You are good, kind and generous. 402 00:42:13,500 --> 00:42:18,833 You think everybody's like you, but that's not true. Let's go, honest Iago. 403 00:42:25,125 --> 00:42:30,250 - Poor Cassio! So you're unemployed now! Yes! 404 00:42:31,125 --> 00:42:36,167 MRs. Desdemona, please speak with your husband: put a good word in for me. 405 00:42:36,208 --> 00:42:39,208 I'm sure he won't say no to you! 406 00:42:39,250 --> 00:42:42,792 Please, I'm in your hands! 407 00:42:42,833 --> 00:42:46,083 Yes! Yes! I really want to do this good deed! 408 00:42:46,125 --> 00:42:49,292 Furthermore, you're so young and nice! 409 00:42:49,333 --> 00:42:51,500 Yes! With all my heart! 410 00:42:52,583 --> 00:42:56,583 Your husband is coming! It's better if he doesn't see me! 411 00:42:56,625 --> 00:42:58,958 I'm leaving! Goodbye, Desdemona! 412 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:02,792 - Remember, I'm in your hands! - Goodbye! Goodbye! 413 00:43:03,083 --> 00:43:08,125 # I have no cups, nor goblets, nor glasses... # 414 00:43:08,167 --> 00:43:10,167 There is something... 415 00:43:11,583 --> 00:43:13,625 fishy about all this. 416 00:43:13,667 --> 00:43:17,667 Wasn't it Cassio, talking to Desdemona? 417 00:43:17,708 --> 00:43:21,500 What the eye doesn't see the heart doesn't grieve. 418 00:43:21,542 --> 00:43:26,375 My Lord! Please make me happy! 419 00:43:26,417 --> 00:43:30,750 - Tell me. I'd do anything for you. - Really? Swear it! 420 00:43:30,917 --> 00:43:35,417 - Yes, I swear. - Poor Cassio, let him come back to his position! 421 00:43:35,458 --> 00:43:37,458 - Cassio? - Yes. 422 00:43:37,625 --> 00:43:39,750 It was Cassio. It was Cassio! 423 00:43:39,792 --> 00:43:43,708 So, will you forgive him? You will let him come back, won't you? 424 00:43:43,750 --> 00:43:46,833 - Yes, I said yes, that's enough, isn't it? - Thank you! 425 00:43:46,875 --> 00:43:49,958 Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! 426 00:43:51,417 --> 00:43:54,583 - I wonder! - Why "I wonder""? 427 00:43:56,792 --> 00:43:59,083 What are you thinking about? 428 00:43:59,125 --> 00:44:00,792 Well... 429 00:44:00,792 --> 00:44:04,833 Sure... It's not Cassio's fault! 430 00:44:05,583 --> 00:44:08,792 He's young, handsome... 431 00:44:09,625 --> 00:44:16,292 white-skinned... who would have thought Desdemona... 432 00:44:16,333 --> 00:44:22,042 - What? Don't get mad! You're turning black! Are you going to eat me? 433 00:44:22,083 --> 00:44:24,917 What do you mean about Desdemona? 434 00:44:24,958 --> 00:44:28,667 I meant Desdemona is just like all the others. 435 00:44:28,708 --> 00:44:31,208 Desdemona is like all the others? 436 00:44:31,250 --> 00:44:35,625 Yes, sure. Now that I've told you, my conscience is clear. 437 00:44:35,667 --> 00:44:39,542 If it's true, I'm going to gut her! I'll wring her neck like a chicken's! 438 00:44:39,583 --> 00:44:42,750 - Unfortunately, it's true. - How do you know? 439 00:44:42,792 --> 00:44:47,833 How do I know? Come with me tonight and I'll provide evidence 440 00:44:47,875 --> 00:44:52,292 that what I have said is the gospel truth, my Lord. 441 00:44:52,333 --> 00:44:58,125 My darling, my little pumpkin, what have you done! I'm going to kill you! 442 00:44:59,125 --> 00:45:01,125 God, I'm going to kill you! 443 00:45:02,375 --> 00:45:05,292 Goodbye, honest Iago, my only friend! 444 00:45:05,333 --> 00:45:07,333 I'll see you tonight. 445 00:45:09,458 --> 00:45:12,125 You see this nice handkerchief? 446 00:45:12,125 --> 00:45:14,875 Do you like this nice handkerchief? 447 00:45:15,250 --> 00:45:18,042 - What a lovely present for Cassio! - For Cassio? 448 00:45:18,083 --> 00:45:23,125 Yes! Go give it to him, tonight it must be in his hands. 449 00:45:25,125 --> 00:45:29,333 "Goodbye, honest Iago, my faithful friend!" 450 00:45:29,333 --> 00:45:31,375 "I trust you alone!" 451 00:45:32,208 --> 00:45:34,208 He trusts only me! 452 00:45:49,750 --> 00:45:53,750 My dear Cassio, these are hard times for lieutenants. 453 00:45:53,792 --> 00:45:56,333 Right, don't even talk about it! 454 00:45:56,375 --> 00:45:59,750 Sure, if it depended on Bianca, 455 00:45:59,792 --> 00:46:04,000 instead of Desdemona, things would be different! 456 00:46:07,417 --> 00:46:12,583 Sure, that girl has a big crush on you, hasn't she? 457 00:46:12,625 --> 00:46:14,625 Well, I don't want to boast... 458 00:46:15,458 --> 00:46:19,250 - Listen... is it true what they say? - What do they say? 459 00:46:19,292 --> 00:46:24,333 That she hangs on you like a leech, day and night? 460 00:46:25,292 --> 00:46:29,583 Poor deluded girl! 461 00:46:30,917 --> 00:46:35,375 - How is she in the bedroom? - What? - In the bedroom. 462 00:46:36,958 --> 00:46:38,958 A naughty little girl. 463 00:46:40,458 --> 00:46:42,458 I knew it! 464 00:46:45,792 --> 00:46:47,500 - Bless you. - Thank you. 465 00:46:47,542 --> 00:46:52,333 Damn this weather in Cyprus! I've got a cold! 466 00:46:52,667 --> 00:46:57,708 - Can I borrow a handkerchief? - Yes. Here it is. 467 00:46:58,250 --> 00:47:01,042 - There you go. - How nice! 468 00:47:01,792 --> 00:47:06,917 What a nice handkierchief! Cassio, is this a present from her? 469 00:47:06,958 --> 00:47:08,958 Yes. 470 00:47:09,917 --> 00:47:11,917 I knew it! 471 00:47:12,625 --> 00:47:14,625 It's a present from her! 472 00:47:17,500 --> 00:47:22,333 - I have to go now. - Scoundrel! 473 00:47:26,083 --> 00:47:30,500 I'm going to kill her! She cheated on me! 474 00:47:30,542 --> 00:47:34,083 - Dirty cow! - With my subordinate! 475 00:47:34,125 --> 00:47:38,292 - Dirty cow twice over! - She deserves to die! 476 00:47:38,333 --> 00:47:40,458 Right, death! 477 00:47:41,125 --> 00:47:43,833 Still, Iago, I feel merciful! 478 00:47:43,875 --> 00:47:48,250 Merciful! Aren't you a man? 479 00:47:48,292 --> 00:47:51,875 You're right; prepare some poison for me tonight. 480 00:47:51,917 --> 00:47:54,667 Poison? Poison? 481 00:47:54,708 --> 00:47:56,708 You must strangle her! 482 00:47:56,750 --> 00:48:01,542 Strangle her in that same bed where she cheated on you! 483 00:48:10,333 --> 00:48:14,333 I'm a murderer. I'm a murderer. 484 00:48:14,375 --> 00:48:19,500 Who'd have believed it. Darn it, I'm a murderer! 485 00:48:19,542 --> 00:48:24,250 Master, why must I believe Iago? Why am I so stupid? 486 00:48:24,292 --> 00:48:29,125 Maybe because actually you want to kill Desdemona. 487 00:48:29,167 --> 00:48:32,042 Why would I want to kill Desdemona? 488 00:48:32,083 --> 00:48:37,208 Maybe because Desdemona likes to be killed. 489 00:48:37,250 --> 00:48:40,708 - Really? Is it true? - Maybe it is. 490 00:48:40,750 --> 00:48:45,167 Which is the truth? What I think of me, 491 00:48:45,208 --> 00:48:49,792 or what other people think, or what he thinks? 492 00:48:49,833 --> 00:48:54,708 What do you feel inside? Concentrate on yourself. 493 00:48:54,750 --> 00:48:56,750 What do you feel, huh? 494 00:48:59,333 --> 00:49:01,583 Yes, I feel something! 495 00:49:01,625 --> 00:49:05,375 That's the truth. But hush... 496 00:49:05,875 --> 00:49:10,292 You must not mention it. Because as soon as you mention it, it's gone. 497 00:49:15,208 --> 00:49:18,750 What a beautiful night; how many stars! 498 00:49:19,208 --> 00:49:21,708 Brrr... and it's getting a little cold! 499 00:49:24,958 --> 00:49:27,458 My love will be here shortly... 500 00:49:28,083 --> 00:49:30,958 Come on, let's say our night prayers. 501 00:49:31,750 --> 00:49:36,208 - Come, good hour... - Her last hour has come! 502 00:49:36,250 --> 00:49:37,917 Go! 503 00:49:38,750 --> 00:49:42,208 My lord! What have you decided regarding Cassio? 504 00:49:42,250 --> 00:49:44,500 He must be worried, poor boy! 505 00:49:44,625 --> 00:49:46,625 - Ouch! - Well done! 506 00:49:50,625 --> 00:49:55,417 Why, what a slap you gave me! It's the first slap I've ever taken. 507 00:49:55,708 --> 00:49:58,208 If you want to give me another one... 508 00:49:59,250 --> 00:50:03,375 - Ahhh! - Kill her! Kill her! 509 00:50:03,417 --> 00:50:06,292 - Mercy! - No mercy! 510 00:50:38,458 --> 00:50:40,292 TRASH 511 00:50:47,708 --> 00:50:49,042 But... 512 00:50:49,083 --> 00:50:56,458 Brabazio, never mind. It happens to everybody, one person at a time. 513 00:50:57,375 --> 00:51:01,542 # May I be damned 514 00:51:02,042 --> 00:51:09,667 if I don't love you. 515 00:51:10,292 --> 00:51:14,500 And if it wasn't true, 516 00:51:15,667 --> 00:51:23,500 I wouldn't understand anything any more. 517 00:51:23,833 --> 00:51:30,083 All my mad love, 518 00:51:31,042 --> 00:51:34,458 is blown by the wind, 519 00:51:35,250 --> 00:51:37,875 is blown by the wind... 520 00:51:39,208 --> 00:51:41,208 like this. 521 00:51:43,792 --> 00:51:50,167 Ah, the delicate and sweet perfume 522 00:51:50,417 --> 00:51:57,583 of a grass giving you pangs. # 523 00:51:58,583 --> 00:52:00,917 There, he's taking them away. 524 00:52:02,208 --> 00:52:04,208 We won't see them any more. 525 00:52:05,417 --> 00:52:09,208 So long, Iago. So long, Othello. 526 00:52:09,750 --> 00:52:12,083 So long forever. 527 00:52:15,042 --> 00:52:18,917 # All my mad love 528 00:52:19,292 --> 00:52:21,542 is blown by the wind, 529 00:52:23,417 --> 00:52:26,000 is blown by the wind... 530 00:52:27,333 --> 00:52:29,667 like this. 531 00:52:32,250 --> 00:52:40,167 The robbed man who smiles robs the thief of something. 532 00:52:41,167 --> 00:52:50,000 But the robbed man who cries, robs himself of something. 533 00:52:50,042 --> 00:52:55,417 So I tell you, as long as I smile 534 00:52:55,458 --> 00:53:01,208 you won't be lost. 535 00:53:05,292 --> 00:53:11,125 But these are only words, 536 00:53:11,958 --> 00:53:20,292 and I've never heard 537 00:53:21,125 --> 00:53:25,458 that a broken heart 538 00:53:26,542 --> 00:53:34,625 is cured by listening. 539 00:53:34,667 --> 00:53:42,333 And all my mad love 540 00:53:43,375 --> 00:53:47,208 is blown by the wind, 541 00:53:47,583 --> 00:53:50,708 is blown by the wind... 542 00:53:51,417 --> 00:53:54,333 like this. # 543 00:54:34,125 --> 00:54:36,833 What are those? 544 00:54:37,917 --> 00:54:42,583 Those... are clouds. 545 00:54:42,625 --> 00:54:44,458 What are clouds? 546 00:54:44,500 --> 00:54:48,458 - Who knows! - How beautiful they are! 547 00:54:49,208 --> 00:54:51,208 How beautiful they are! 548 00:54:53,167 --> 00:54:57,708 Harrowing and wonderful beauty of all creation! 549 00:55:09,292 --> 00:55:11,333 WORK TRIP 550 00:56:46,167 --> 00:56:50,458 Our beloved Queen visits Baas the African people faithful to the crown 551 00:56:58,292 --> 00:57:03,417 I knew I'd get the hives with this kind of heat, and what they give us to eat. 552 00:57:03,458 --> 00:57:07,208 But they're all so hospitable, darling! 553 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:15,042 It would have been better to send mom. Where are we? 554 00:57:16,125 --> 00:57:19,292 I don't know - maybe central Katombo. 555 00:57:19,333 --> 00:57:21,167 Independent? 556 00:57:21,208 --> 00:57:26,333 No, associate State, the high Katombo is independent. 557 00:57:26,958 --> 00:57:31,583 How confusing all these republics are! 558 00:58:08,708 --> 00:58:10,958 "Beloved nation of Katchumba, 559 00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:15,625 this visit is evidence of the ties existing between our States." 560 00:58:15,667 --> 00:58:21,083 Her Majesty is reading the wrong sheet; let's hope they don't notice. 561 00:58:23,792 --> 00:58:26,833 "The tradition of Katchumba, the prosperity of Katchumba, 562 00:58:26,875 --> 00:58:31,208 its language, its work, guarantee the present 563 00:58:31,250 --> 00:58:37,333 and the future of the beloved nation of Katchumba." 564 00:58:37,375 --> 00:58:41,375 They noticed. Let's hope for the best. 565 00:58:47,917 --> 00:58:51,167 What made them so nervous? 566 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:15,083 JEALOUS WOMAN 567 01:00:10,917 --> 01:00:15,208 - It's beautiful! - Have you been here before? - Me? Never! 568 01:00:18,667 --> 01:00:20,625 - Shall we dance? - Sure. 569 01:01:07,333 --> 01:01:09,333 Are you coming? 570 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:45,000 Stop! 571 01:01:55,333 --> 01:01:58,417 Paolo! Paolo! 572 01:02:05,667 --> 01:02:07,667 Paolo! 573 01:02:10,250 --> 01:02:12,250 Paolo! 574 01:02:16,167 --> 01:02:18,167 Excuse me. 575 01:02:18,917 --> 01:02:20,750 Excuse me? 576 01:02:33,083 --> 01:02:36,417 You go off and play with little girls. You're so irresponsible! 577 01:02:36,708 --> 01:02:42,625 Darling, we're making a spectacle of ourselves! There's no reason to get mad. 578 01:02:46,583 --> 01:02:49,792 - Let's reason together. - Yes, let's reason.. So... 579 01:02:50,375 --> 01:02:53,875 It's not true that I left you alone. 580 01:02:53,917 --> 01:02:58,583 This is a 50 square meter room, not a jungle. 581 01:02:58,625 --> 01:03:02,917 It's worse than a jungle - you know this place, admit it! 582 01:03:02,958 --> 01:03:06,125 - You've been here before! - It's not true! 583 01:03:06,167 --> 01:03:09,583 Darling, it's easy, just say: "I've been here before". 584 01:03:10,208 --> 01:03:12,208 But it's not true! 585 01:03:13,292 --> 01:03:17,000 - Let's calm down. - No! No, I'm telling you! 586 01:03:17,042 --> 01:03:20,458 I don't want to calm down! 587 01:03:20,500 --> 01:03:23,875 - You told me you wanted to come here, to the Piper! - It's true! 588 01:03:23,917 --> 01:03:26,875 Because I knew this is your kingdom, and now I have proof! 589 01:03:26,917 --> 01:03:29,958 When you're excited your "Adam's apple" goes up and down, 590 01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:32,000 like a tennis ball! 591 01:03:32,375 --> 01:03:35,958 - It's true! - Tell me what you know about me! 592 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:39,167 I have no prejudices, I'm a free woman! 593 01:03:39,208 --> 01:03:44,792 But you wanted to come here for the little girls! Admit it! 594 01:03:44,833 --> 01:03:49,125 - What should I say? - If you confess, I'll give you a hug, 595 01:03:49,167 --> 01:03:54,167 I'll get down on my knees! Confess! Say it! 596 01:03:54,625 --> 01:03:58,292 Why haven't you ever told me about the tennis ball? 597 01:03:58,333 --> 01:04:01,292 - Didn't you know? - No. 598 01:04:01,333 --> 01:04:04,125 - You really didn't know! - No. 599 01:04:04,167 --> 01:04:07,833 You're beautiful when you're calm, when you smile. 600 01:04:07,875 --> 01:04:09,750 - Shall we dance? - Let's dance. 601 01:04:15,917 --> 01:04:22,208 - All in all, this place is amusing, it's nice. - Yes, really nice. 602 01:04:22,250 --> 01:04:26,333 - So, will you admit you've been here before? - Never, I swear. 603 01:04:26,375 --> 01:04:30,583 - This is the usual useless lie. - Never, honey! 604 01:04:33,208 --> 01:04:38,375 You don't have to tell me how many times, just admit that you've been here before. 605 01:04:43,667 --> 01:04:45,667 All right! 606 01:04:45,958 --> 01:04:49,625 I admit I've been here a hundred times. 607 01:04:49,667 --> 01:04:54,208 I live here, I eat here, I sleep here. 608 01:04:55,542 --> 01:04:58,875 I'm the Piper's owner. I admit it... 609 01:05:00,125 --> 01:05:02,333 if you admit you're jealous. 610 01:05:02,375 --> 01:05:05,125 - Me, jealous? - Yes, you! 611 01:05:05,167 --> 01:05:08,292 You must get this idea out of your head! 612 01:05:08,333 --> 01:05:12,417 Me, jealous! You're attacking me to defend yourself; you're lying! 613 01:05:12,458 --> 01:05:17,042 You say you've been here a hundred times to try to make me believe you've never been. 614 01:05:17,542 --> 01:05:19,542 Very well... 615 01:05:20,083 --> 01:05:22,000 Tomorrow morning at nine... 616 01:05:22,042 --> 01:05:24,542 No, at eight! At seven, at dawn even! 617 01:05:24,583 --> 01:05:27,500 Better still, I'm going to my lawyer right now! 618 01:05:27,542 --> 01:05:32,125 There's an abyss between you and me, I'm already in the future, on Mars! 619 01:05:32,167 --> 01:05:36,583 - You're still living in the caves. - Me? - A survivor from the middle ages! 620 01:05:36,625 --> 01:05:38,833 Goodbye! It's over! 621 01:05:42,125 --> 01:05:44,125 Wait! 622 01:05:46,458 --> 01:05:48,458 Paolo! 623 01:05:49,625 --> 01:05:53,875 - Stop! - I'm asking for a divorce! Consider us already divorced! 624 01:05:53,917 --> 01:05:57,958 Wait! I completely trust you! 625 01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:02,208 - You're a perfect man! - You admit you're jealous? 626 01:06:03,208 --> 01:06:06,625 - I admit it, but... - You have to admit it without any "buts"! 627 01:06:06,667 --> 01:06:10,875 - OK.. Shout it, or you'll never see me again! 628 01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:13,917 - What do I have to shout? - That you're jealous! 629 01:06:13,958 --> 01:06:16,458 - Yes, I'm jealous. - Shout it louder! 630 01:06:16,500 --> 01:06:21,667 - Yes, I'm jealous. - I've become inhibited, alienated. 631 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:27,000 I'm neurotiC, I'm afraid of even looking at a girl. 632 01:06:27,375 --> 01:06:30,708 - When I walk down the street, I wear blinkers like a horse. - You shouldn't. 633 01:06:30,750 --> 01:06:33,917 You're a man. Everybody knows men are hunters! 634 01:06:33,958 --> 01:06:37,000 If you want to go with other women, do it! But tell me! 635 01:06:37,042 --> 01:06:40,917 Or go with them and tell me later; I just want your loyalty! 636 01:06:44,667 --> 01:06:48,292 Paolo, do you want to start over? 637 01:06:48,333 --> 01:06:51,708 You've already said that thirty times. Maybe more. 638 01:06:51,750 --> 01:06:54,583 This time I mean it, believe me! 639 01:06:55,500 --> 01:07:00,375 I'm different; something's changed inside of me. 640 01:07:00,417 --> 01:07:04,958 I'm better now. Do you like that girl over there? 641 01:07:06,792 --> 01:07:11,167 It'd be silly if you didn't look at her, do you like her? 642 01:07:13,583 --> 01:07:16,250 No. She's not my type. 643 01:07:16,292 --> 01:07:19,917 Which one is your type, that one? 644 01:07:21,292 --> 01:07:24,875 - No. - Or that one? 645 01:07:24,917 --> 01:07:28,125 The one with the goat jacket? Or the one behind her? 646 01:07:28,167 --> 01:07:31,000 No, she's too vulgar. 647 01:07:32,000 --> 01:07:35,583 But she's vital and strong. 648 01:07:36,250 --> 01:07:38,583 I like that one over there. 649 01:07:39,833 --> 01:07:43,458 - Isn't she too slim? - No, she's just right. 650 01:07:44,458 --> 01:07:47,750 - She isn't really slim. - How do you know? 651 01:07:48,333 --> 01:07:52,458 You can see it. Let's go home now. 652 01:07:52,500 --> 01:07:54,500 Enough with the nightclubs. 653 01:08:08,250 --> 01:08:10,458 Old house, new air! 654 01:08:11,625 --> 01:08:16,625 Nothing but the truth! The truth is the future! 655 01:08:16,667 --> 01:08:20,750 When you tell it like it is... You live longer! 656 01:08:21,208 --> 01:08:24,000 Are you staying in the elevator? Won't you come in? 657 01:08:27,708 --> 01:08:32,417 Telling the truth is wonderful, but you have to tell it all! 658 01:08:32,458 --> 01:08:37,875 - Sure. - Say you're a scary monster! 659 01:08:37,917 --> 01:08:41,042 You're a scoundrel, a pig! 660 01:08:41,083 --> 01:08:44,833 You'd get laid with every one of them! Beautiful, ugly, fat, slim! 661 01:08:44,875 --> 01:08:48,750 Tall, short! Blondes, brunettes! 662 01:08:48,792 --> 01:08:51,542 All of them! All of them! 663 01:08:52,625 --> 01:08:58,542 - You! You must be that vile man of Via Pradella! - Me? - Yes! 664 01:08:58,583 --> 01:09:03,500 - The monster that raped the old ladies! - You're crazy. 665 01:09:03,542 --> 01:09:08,208 Don't touch me, don't come any closer! Sadist! Sadist! 666 01:09:09,792 --> 01:09:11,208 - No! - Yes! 667 01:09:11,250 --> 01:09:14,542 Don't behave like a false widower; you don't care if I throw myself out! 668 01:09:14,583 --> 01:09:19,125 - Silvana, I love you. - You never gave me any proof of your love! 669 01:09:19,167 --> 01:09:24,250 Silvana, climb down from that window, I beg you! 670 01:09:24,292 --> 01:09:26,292 Tell me what I have to do. 671 01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:29,250 I beg you! 672 01:09:29,292 --> 01:09:34,750 OK. When a man loves a woman, he finds a way to convince her! 673 01:09:34,792 --> 01:09:40,000 - What should I do? I love you! - Words! I want deeds! 674 01:09:40,042 --> 01:09:44,667 I gave you the proof; I virtually threw myself out! 675 01:09:44,708 --> 01:09:48,500 Morally, I'm already squashed against the asphalt! 676 01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:54,042 You'd never give your life for me! You see how different we are! 677 01:09:54,083 --> 01:09:56,458 Yes, I'd give my life for you! 678 01:09:56,500 --> 01:09:58,708 Give it for me then: throw yourself out! 679 01:10:03,708 --> 01:10:05,708 Should I? 680 01:10:07,542 --> 01:10:12,667 - You want my death? - No, I just wanted an act. 681 01:10:12,708 --> 01:10:16,625 But you only worry about your pants. 682 01:10:16,667 --> 01:10:22,875 Between your mother and me, who would you throw off the tower? 683 01:10:25,292 --> 01:10:30,458 I have to go to work tomorrow! I have to get up early! 684 01:10:30,500 --> 01:10:36,292 I can't spend the whole night climbing up and down from windows! 685 01:10:36,333 --> 01:10:39,917 What if I actually fall? What a stupid death! 686 01:10:39,958 --> 01:10:45,208 I'm a steady person; I can't risk my life this way! 687 01:10:45,250 --> 01:10:47,292 What a stupid way to die! 688 01:10:47,333 --> 01:10:52,083 It would be annoying for you; you'd be a widow! 689 01:10:52,125 --> 01:10:57,125 Just thinking of you as a widow, with your lovely face, at your age... 690 01:10:57,167 --> 01:11:00,292 I'd come to you and pull your feet saying: "Go ahead and pick a man. 691 01:11:00,333 --> 01:11:02,375 Even two! Even three!" 692 01:11:02,417 --> 01:11:05,750 If you really love me, don't come, you'd scare me! 693 01:11:05,792 --> 01:11:09,500 Don't be afraid, I won't die! I'm a healthy man! 694 01:11:09,542 --> 01:11:14,750 I won't die before you because I don't climb up to windows like you! 695 01:11:14,792 --> 01:11:16,792 You're crazy! 696 01:11:17,500 --> 01:11:19,958 We've come to this point... 697 01:11:20,542 --> 01:11:24,542 Silvana, I... hope you understand. 698 01:11:25,042 --> 01:11:29,333 I'm talking seriously. we must do something. 699 01:11:30,958 --> 01:11:34,458 Tomorrow I go to Camp Martin. 700 01:11:35,375 --> 01:11:39,250 - Why are you going to Camp Martin? - Never mind, I'll go... 701 01:11:40,042 --> 01:11:43,583 My God, I can't stand it any more! I'm having a nervous breakdown; do you understand? 702 01:11:45,083 --> 01:11:47,083 Yes. 703 01:11:50,042 --> 01:11:52,042 God, how beautiful you are! 704 01:12:12,833 --> 01:12:17,917 There's no woman more beautiful than her in the whole East! 705 01:12:17,917 --> 01:12:21,458 - Feel how firm she is! - Leave me alone! 706 01:12:21,500 --> 01:12:25,208 You know you'll leave a mark! Paolo, don't! 707 01:12:28,458 --> 01:12:32,750 You are a rose... with a shade of fatigue here. 708 01:12:32,792 --> 01:12:37,458 And a little invisible wrinkle there, which suits you. 709 01:12:37,500 --> 01:12:40,542 What wrinkle? I have no wrinkles. 710 01:12:40,583 --> 01:12:45,458 - That's why I said "invisible". - You're right; I'm getting old. 711 01:12:45,500 --> 01:12:48,417 Me too: "sun, stop!" 712 01:12:48,458 --> 01:12:51,792 You have no gray hair, and your belly isn't getting fat. 713 01:12:51,833 --> 01:12:53,833 That's because... 714 01:12:56,042 --> 01:12:58,042 Because I fight! 715 01:12:59,875 --> 01:13:03,750 - Is my blue suit ready? - Aren't you wearing your gray suit? 716 01:13:03,750 --> 01:13:07,875 - No, today I'll wear my blue one. - Where are you going? 717 01:13:09,208 --> 01:13:13,375 Where am I going? What if I don't tell you? 718 01:13:13,667 --> 01:13:16,417 What happens if I don't tell you? 719 01:13:16,458 --> 01:13:19,750 Nothing. If you tell me, I'll get mad. 720 01:13:19,792 --> 01:13:21,792 Good. 721 01:13:22,750 --> 01:13:25,667 I don't care about it, not at all. 722 01:13:27,458 --> 01:13:30,333 - Well, actually I could tell you. - No! 723 01:13:30,375 --> 01:13:34,792 Very good. I see you honor your deals. 724 01:13:41,167 --> 01:13:44,542 What a nice tie, I never noticed it before! 725 01:13:44,583 --> 01:13:48,583 It was about time I wore it: forest green. 726 01:13:49,167 --> 01:13:51,875 - Do you like it? - How elegant you are! 727 01:13:51,917 --> 01:13:57,208 You haven't made a single mistake with your colors lately. 728 01:13:57,250 --> 01:13:59,833 True! Do you know since when? 729 01:14:01,417 --> 01:14:04,500 Since I realized I'm in love with you! 730 01:14:14,625 --> 01:14:18,583 Oh! I wore this underwear... 731 01:14:19,667 --> 01:14:23,917 The other one is better... maybe I should change it. 732 01:14:25,542 --> 01:14:28,792 Don't overdo it! You're behaving like a woman! 733 01:14:34,625 --> 01:14:37,375 Here's my man. 734 01:14:39,042 --> 01:14:40,667 Mine. 735 01:14:44,833 --> 01:14:46,958 Oh! I almost forgot! 736 01:15:03,333 --> 01:15:05,333 When are you coming back? 737 01:15:06,125 --> 01:15:11,125 Are we starting again with your questions? Silvana, do you want me to get the agreement? 738 01:15:11,167 --> 01:15:13,167 I'm going to read it again. 739 01:15:14,125 --> 01:15:18,292 "We, Paolo and Silvana, commit ourselves to the following rules: 740 01:15:18,333 --> 01:15:22,958 No more questions. Neither doubts nor suspicions. 741 01:15:23,000 --> 01:15:28,292 Absolute trust, each one of us is free." 742 01:15:28,333 --> 01:15:30,083 - That's right, isn't it? - Right. 743 01:15:30,125 --> 01:15:32,458 Keep it, read it again. 744 01:15:32,667 --> 01:15:35,000 That way, you'll remember. 745 01:15:35,333 --> 01:15:37,333 Are you going by car? 746 01:15:38,167 --> 01:15:40,208 - No. - You're not going far then? 747 01:15:43,083 --> 01:15:47,417 - I'm sorry, it was just something to say. - We'll talk later; I have to go now. 748 01:15:47,458 --> 01:15:50,042 - I'll call you, bye! - Paolo! 749 01:15:53,292 --> 01:15:55,292 Mystery! 750 01:15:56,542 --> 01:15:59,583 If I catch you, I'll kill you! First her, then you! 751 01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:03,542 Scoundrel! Cheater! 752 01:18:55,375 --> 01:18:58,125 - Where are you going! To the dentist's! - The dentist's? Come here! 753 01:18:58,167 --> 01:19:01,625 - Have you seen a tall gentleman... - No. 754 01:19:01,667 --> 01:19:06,083 What are you doing here, then? I saw him! 755 01:19:06,125 --> 01:19:10,500 - Stop! You can't annoy the tenents like that! - Really? 756 01:19:10,542 --> 01:19:13,750 - You're a pimp then! - I'm calling the cops. 757 01:19:13,792 --> 01:19:19,833 My husband is visiting his mistress. I'll give you a check; where is he? 758 01:19:19,833 --> 01:19:23,417 I don't know... Ah! No, her husband's home. 759 01:19:23,458 --> 01:19:26,417 - Make an effort: think! - I'm thinking! 760 01:19:26,458 --> 01:19:30,500 If you tell me where my husband is, I'll give you a million! 761 01:19:30,542 --> 01:19:34,625 Honestly, it could be anybody... Ah! The notary's wife! 762 01:19:34,667 --> 01:19:37,125 - Where is she? - Third floor! 763 01:19:37,167 --> 01:19:41,833 - The number, quick! - But she has a wooden leg! 764 01:19:41,875 --> 01:19:47,583 It doesn't matter, I have to get there before they undress! 765 01:19:47,625 --> 01:19:52,042 They're kissing! They're kissing! I'm going to kill them! 766 01:19:54,208 --> 01:19:56,292 I'm going to kill them! Paolo! 767 01:20:01,250 --> 01:20:05,292 - Paolo! - what are you doing? Are you crazy? 768 01:20:10,958 --> 01:20:12,958 Silvana! 769 01:20:23,625 --> 01:20:25,417 Silvana. 770 01:20:27,833 --> 01:20:29,833 Silvana. 771 01:20:51,583 --> 01:20:54,833 - What happened? - Nothing. 772 01:20:55,042 --> 01:20:58,542 We are used to shooting at home; it's just a game. 773 01:21:05,625 --> 01:21:08,042 Come on, put your trousers on. 774 01:21:09,208 --> 01:21:12,083 What are you doing here in your underwear? 775 01:21:13,458 --> 01:21:18,125 TAILOR SHOP 776 01:21:19,208 --> 01:21:23,167 Subtitles by talpaleone and lordretsudo62185

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