All language subtitles for The.Diplomat.S01E01

So you worked at the El Faro restaurant
with Jay Sutherland?

Yes, but we were booked to cater the party
on the yacht that night.

How was Jay?

Jay was Jay.

He was always positive and
like buzzing up what to do next.

What was the nature
of your relationship?

Just mates.

Okay, so the Dutch guy wants a Gibson.

We haven't got
any pickled onions.

- He has to make do with an olive.
- Well, it's your call Tom Cruise.

Was he drunk?

A bit by the end.

Drugs?

Yeah, we've done a
couple of lines but just...

to get through the shift.

What are you doing after this?

Might go to Control with Sonya.

Come if you want.

But like when he had an
idea in his head it was hard to

change his mind.

We should borrow one of the
jet skis. I know a brilliant beach.

Okay.

And that was the first
mention of the jet ski?

Yeah.

Yeah.

What did you say?

I just...

laughed....

'Cause I didn't think he was
being serious, you know?

So...

then what?

Jay, I've told you I'm not
going on a bloody jet ski.

It's dark on your are pissed.

And you did not see him again?

I couldn't have stopped him.

There was nothing I could do.

Of course not.
I couldn't have stopped... I'm sorry.

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Hey.

Great, bring the car around
the front, I'll meet you there.

Carl, I'm heading to the airport now
with Alba. This might take a while, so...

Can you rearrange my
appointments, apologies, etc.?

Got it.

And did you pull up those crime
stats for our meeting with the Met?

Just finishing it now.

Great. We just need
to blitz her with data.

Oh, and the new consul general may
arrive from Madrid, so again...

send my apologies for not being
here to meet him in person.

Just show him his office and maybe...
Make him a coffee?

Yeah.
Go, go. Traffic in town is terrible.

Inspector Castells?

Yeah, I'm on my way there now.

Have you had the
full toxicology results?

Two lost passports....
And one trip to A&E.

I'll go three lost passports.

Two arrest with criminal damage
and a couple of broken friendships.

Well, luckily repairing broken
friendships is not part of our remit.

Oh, It is Inspector Castells.

Oh! I'm gonna marry him
one day and have his kids.

Does he know that?
I think he senses it.

Yeah.
Okay.

Because you can't fence
in a wild, young spirit

like mine too early and
he knows that as well.

What's he saying anyway?

First toxicology reports show
cocaine in Jay's blood stream.

Hang on, I think this is our guy.

Mr. Sutherland, I'm
Laura Simmonds.

I'm the British Consul for Catalonia,
Aragon and Andorra.

Thank you for coming.

It's the least we could do
in these sad circumstances.

May I convey our
sincere condolences.

This is my deputy, Alba Ortiz.
I'm so sorry for your loss, Mr. Sutherland.

So I've arranged a meeting with Inspector
Castells, he's our English-speaking liaison

with the police. He'll tell you everything
you need to know about the investigation.

And the body?

We can take you to the
city morgue straight after.

Could you call the driver,
ask him to come up front?

It's just this way.

Hi. Could you come round
the back and pick us up?

We're at the main exit.

Hello.

My name is Sam Anderson.

One moment please.

Yes, I am here for
the Valencia trade fair,

but also backfilling
Alan Mulgarry's post.

Right, whoa.

The consul just
meeting the father of a

British national involved
in a drowning accident.

Yeah, I read about
that. Very sad.

Got wasted and took out a jet ski, right?
Obviously, seemed like a good idea at the time.

All right, this is your office.

Ummm

Haven't got the name changed yet.
Could I get you a coffee?

Yeah, that'd be great.
Thanks.

Carl.
Carl.

This morning's briefing's
been moved to the afternoon.

Laura should be back for that.

Fantastic.

We're going to have
to take a diversion,

there's protests in
the centre of town.

I'm just telling the driver we
might have to take the scenic

route when we get to the centre
because there is a protest in town.

You from around here then love.
My dad is Catalan. My mum is from Andalusia.

Alba counts as a local
appointment, which is helpful

because it means I can
just fire her at the drop of a hat.

They have to get her a
therapy dog if I take a day off.

Anyway, yeah, we moved
to London when I was

five. Spoke a bit of
everything in our house.

Although my dad takes
the piss out of my Catalan.

Why did you move back?

Brexit.

Okay, nothing to
do with Brexit really.

I just needed a
change of scenery.

Ash!

I'm on my way to
talk to the police now.

Yeah, I'll bell you after.

How is mum?

Alright.

Jay's brother.

Professional footballer.

Well...
Stevenage.

Still though, must be good.

Jay was the real talent.

Even had trials for Chelsea.

Then he got a knee injury and

Mr. Sutherland, the police have
asked me to advise you that the

identification process might be
distressing, so if you'd rather use

possessions and photographs.

I want to see my boy.

It's me.

Hello you!

So I'm here. Settling into my
new role as Consul General.

What did I do exactly?

Well you know, I know the
actual Consul who does the real work.

Judge Crema Catalana contests.
Can you meet me now?

Right now?
Perfect time for a quick debrief.

Okay. But I have to be in court
at three with a client.

I have a meeting here at 4.

Meet me in the barn,
we can find a cheap hotel.

Quick and cheap.

What do you take me for?

Well, the British government is
picking up the tab, remember?

I can't promise a mini
bar, but I can probably

stretch to cotton sheets.
How romantic!

So these are Jay's possessions
that were recovered from....

the body.

Where's his watch?

Uh, diving watch.

We bought it for
him for his 18ᵗʰ.

He always had it on him.

Perhaps it is at his apartment.

He always wore his watch.

Perhaps it fell off in the sea.

Or somebody nicked it.

- I hope you are not suggesting...
- I'd be really grateful if you could just...

double check with the officers
who were called to receive the body.

I will double check.

I want to see the
toxicology report.

Of course.

I can tell you that...

they showed Jay was three times
over the drink limit and also had...

cocaine in his system.

Jay never touched hard drugs.

Well, he obviously did.

- Are you calling me a liar?
- Not at all.

But, I'm afraid a lot
of parents think that

- about their children.
- I don't think, I know.

Where's the yacht?

It is now in the Balearic's.

Can I see the jet ski?

Yes.

You will need to wait
while I just make sure

the forensics are
finished with their work.

Why don't we take
you to the hospital?

And then Inspector
Castells can update us on the

outstanding issue.
I think that is a good plan.

Has the consul spoken to you about...?

Yes, she's spoken to me and
these are definitely his possessions.

But....

- I still need to see him.
- Yeah!

Say goodbye.

However messed up he looks.

I am truly sorry,
Mr. Sutherland.

Thank you, Inspector.

So...

So how long is
Fabian out of town for?

I'm picking him up tomorrow.

Annoying that the police are
now looking into this yacht death.

It makes me jittery.
Everything's fine.

There's a witness who told
the police what happened.

The father arrived this morning.

Of course.

Poor guy.

But the police checked
everything out and...

- They're happy with the story.
- We need to make sure it stays that way.

There is no room
for it right now.

So...

What's happening with the wedding?
Invitations haven't even gone out yet.

He's taking his time.

You could come and take
a look at the venue tonight.

He won't be back.

When he's away, he's away.

Not fooling about though, okay?

Strictly a business meeting.

Not even a little
footsie under the table.

- This is really serious, Mariona.
- Oh, you think I don't know that?

You want the police to haul
your body out of the harbour as well?

I look after myself.

Come or don't come,
it's all the same to me.

I'll be there.

Just don't get reckless.

Ho! Carlitos, we're back.
Look busy.

New guy's arrived.
Oh, and?

What does backfilling mean?
It's just jargon. It

means replacing.
He's a trade specialist here

for the Valencia thingy,
but he's going to do

the consul general job
while Mulgarry.. is cancelled.

Well, Mulgarry
wasn't cancelled.

Barcelona to Port Moresby
- that's cancelled mate.

Well, at least it looks like you
might have a beer with him.

Oh, yes.

Hi, I'm Laura Simmonds.
Hi.

You've already met Carl, but
this is my deputy Alba Ortiz.

Speaks Catalan,
knows the city inside out.

Great!

Well look, I'm delighted
to be part of the team.

And I'm looking forward to getting to
know you all moving forward.

Great, well why don't we go through
to the meeting room and we can give

you an overview of our current
crop of distressed British nationals.

Fantastic.

So, in terms of DBNs,
there's the usual lost

passports and sexual
assault, as you would expect.

Also, muggings of British
tourists have escalated,

sadly, involving knives.
Yeah, there was

another one this morning. Kid's in hospital.
He was diabetic, they even took his insulin.

I'm gonna go see him this afternoon.

OK. But our biggest current case is Jay Sutherland.
Yes, I know about that.

At the father's here, I understand.

Yeah, he met with the police and
identified the body this morning.

Good. Next step, let's get him
on a flight back to Stansted.

He's...

questioning a few things.

Like what?

The toxicology report.
A missing watch.

A missing watch?
Yeah, it's a special watch they gave him

for his birthday. I've asked
him to check Jay's apartment.

Okay.

The owner of the yacht
is Fabian Hartman right?

Yeah, he owns a lot
of property in Barcelona

and Valencia, including
El Faro at the Marina.

That's right, that's right. I came
across his name via the trade fair.

German? Yes, but with
Spanish citizenship I think but I

- don't really know him.
- Well, not our problem at least.

So, I'm very pleased to
be on board and I'd like to

invite us all out to dinner
to celebrate my arrival.

- Tomorrow night?
- Yeaahhh.

Well, thanks, everyone.
OK.

I'm going to give these out to
incoming flights at the airport.

Yeah, these are good.

Oh, just spoke to
Carl at the hospital.

That kid that got
mugged is a proper mess.

Oh my god, somebody's
gonna get killed soon.

Why suddenly a surge like this?

But crime's gonna be a gift to the
fascists come the regional elections.

You've ever been to that gaff in
the marina where Jay Sutherland worked?

What, El Faro?
Not really my thing.

I went once.

- Full of coked up Russians.
- Not so many now, I imagine.

Inspector Castells?

Yeah, okay, that would
be really helpful actually.

I'll ask Alba to call Colin
Sutherland and let him know.

Yeah, an hour is fine.

Okay, thanks.

An hour would be fine.

He's hot though,
you have to admit.

He's a very handsome man.

Just split up with his wife, too.
And you're thinking of offering him a nice

- shoulder to cry on?
- Wasn't the body part I had in mind, actually.

How are you doing

- in that department?
- What do you mean how am I doing?

- You know how I'm doing.
- But it must get frustrating with...

with Tom in Warsaw.

Well that posting's
coming to an end soon.

Do you have internet sex?
Okay.

Quick reminder.
Boss - Employee

Line.

Shall I call Colin Sutherland then?

Yes why don't you do that, and
get those out as soon as possible.

You got it, 'Jefa.'

So was the kill cord key
still attached to his wrist?

Yes, it was.

He falls off in the engine cuts?
That's right. In the water and the dark.

He is... confused.

Plus the other factors I mentioned.

Like these supposed drugs.

One of Jay's colleagues has given
evidence about that Mr. Sutherland.

Also that he had tried
to get her to go with him.

Where's she now?

I'd like to speak with her.

She still works at El Faro, but you
must not interfere with witnesses.

Got time for a coffee?
Sure.

Have they found it yet?

Check it again.

There has to be an explanation. Jet-skis
don't move without their master key.

I don't believe....

any of this?

I promise you.

Inspector Castells is an honest and
diligent officer who I trust completely.

Maybe.

Where's his watch?
It could just have fallen off.

Watches like that,
they don't just fall off.

No matter how hard
you hit the water?

I want to talk to this girl.

The one who gave the statement.

- You heard what he said about that.
- My son is dead.

You can help me.

Or not.

I'll help you in any way that I can.

- But, I'm a diplomat. I'm not a detective.
- I will talk to this girl.

It's my right.

Oh, here I can get these.

I lost my son not my wallet.

I can get us a couple of drinks.

Okay.

I don't want to take up
too much of your time.

Actually, it's fine.

I'll be fine.

Hey, how's your Tinder profiling?

Cheer up, love, it
might never happen.

Serious - you okay, bud?

Some of them yachts
are tidy, ain't they?.

I'll have me a yacht one day
when I win the lottery.

My son just died.

Oh no!

I'm sorry.

Drowned.

Saying it's all his fault.

He was a bar manager.

Place near here.

Just waiting for it to open.

What are you gonna do?

Get some answers.

Fair play.

Never believe the official version.

Come on, Gemma. Hurry up!

I bit of Cava, buddy?

Where you girls from?

Merthyr.

Merthyr Tydfil.

- Wales.
- Ahh.

I've never been there.

You never been to Wales?

Anglesey, yeah. But..

Is it nice?

Never lived anywhere else.

That's our mate Bethany over
there, getting married.

The one making a racket
and already shit-faced.

You're gonna have to
narrow it down a bit.

Not much I can say, is it?

Not really, no.

Go on.

Go and join your
mates. I'll be alright.

All right.

In case you get thirsty.

Plenty more where that came
from and it's all going in my gob.

Truly sorry about your boy.

Good afternoon.
Sam Henderson.

- Yes, Sam. I just...

He's with me. The table is ready.

Are you sure?

Yeah, relax.

Anyway, I am well connected.

Having dinner with the new man from
the consulate will be a plus for Fabian.

How's Warsaw?

Weather's shit.

?????

- People are great.
- Yeah, often the way.

How's sunny Spain?

New Consul General arrived.

Hopefully he'll avoid the...

mistakes

of his predecessor.

Yeah, fight the culture war after
three large gin and tonics.

No, Sam's um...

He's younger and...

cannier than Mulgarry.
He says things like...

'Back filling' and 'Going forward'

Ah, one of those.

And I've got a dad over
whose son drowned.

He thinks there's something
suspicious about it all.

Yeah, they always think that.

True.

Alba asked if...

we have internet sex.

Did she?

- Do you want to have internet sex?
- More than both.

apart from a modem.

I don't know.

Ask me what I'm wearing.

I can see that.

Yeah, but then you order
me to take it off etc. tec.

Nah, drink a bit, etc. etc..

I'd like to see you in person.

- I miss you.
- Me too.

Won't be long now.

I'm working on it.

The watch is a bit odd though.

What?

Nothing.

Good afternoon.

- Do you speak English?
- Oh, of course. Do you have a reservation?

I'm Jay Sutherland's father.

Take a seat at the
bar, Mr. Sutherland.

I'll bring somebody
to talk to you.

Thank you.

So...

This is 'Gambas el Alfredo' ehh!

What's the special ingredient Alfredo
adds to make it 20 Euro's a prawn?

See-salt and a little
bit of Catalan magic.

Gambas al Instagram.
You're such a cynic.

No!

I am definitely not cynical.

This...
This is cynicism.

This is a restaurant that makes a lot
of money and employs a lot of people.

- And rinses a lot of foreign cash.
- Didn't you say to be careful?

The sooner you get away
from all this the better.

Ohh! Do I mean so
much to you then?

You know it is more than...
Excuse me..

(whispers inaudibly)

Back in a moment.

Hello Mr. Sutherland.

My name is Mariona Cabell.

Hi.

- You're the manager here.
- No.

I'm the legal
representative to the owner.

Mr. Fabian Hartmann.

Great.
Get him out here.

He's not present at the moment.

Where is he?

Unfortunately, he's
out of town on business.

Could I please offer
our sincere condolences.

- When's he back?
- I'm sorry, he's in Valencia right now.

- When is he back?
- Maybe not for a few days.

But...

In the meantime

perhaps I can answer any
questions you might have?

Yeah. I want to talk to the
girl who was on the boat.

The one who said that Jay was trying to get
her to go out on a jet ski.

She's not working tonight,
but I'll check the roster for you

- to see when she's next in.
- I can't understand it.

Jay was working that night.

He took his job very seriously.

Everybody's just...

Business as usual.
Yacht's sailed off.

To another party in...

- Formentera. It's a small island...
- I don't bloody care where it is.

What about my sons watch?

Do you know where it is?

- No, I'm sorry, I don't.
- I need to find his watch.

- Does he have a locker here or something?
- I'm not sure, I don't know

where the staff...

Maybe he left it here
before he got on the yacht.

- Maybe it's here somewhere.
- I will certainly

- make inquiries about the watch.
- Do it now then!

Look, I'm...

I do understand how upset
you are. But listen, why

don't I find your table
so you can eat something.

I don't want a
plate of calamaris.

I want to talk to
somebody who can tell me

exactly what happened
to my son on that night.

- Just wait a minute.
- What? Do you want something?

- Mr. Sutherland. Please listen to me.
- You don't...

- Excuse me.
- ...fucking patronize me.

- I'm sick of being patronized.
- Okay.

Next fucking person...

Yeah, now I understand that,
but this is the fourth stabbing in as

many days, and I just don't think
that a couple of leaflets are going...

Yep, okay.

I'll see you later.

It's another knife attack on a British
tourist and there's a French kid in the ICU.

So..

Colin Sutherland.

- They're not pressing charges.
- I was there actually in the restaurant.

- You went to El Faro?
- Yeah. A friend invited me out.

I wouldn't recommend it.

But he was out of control.

- Well, he's... he's just lost his son.
- We need to get him home.

Yeah, we're working on it.

And it would be great if you could
get him to lower the volume on the...

more to this than
meets the eye front.

I'll expect that will blow over.

Normally does.

Okay great.
Just, you know, if we can be...

proactive.

Proactive.

But I'm gonna go in

and get him out of the
police station in a bit.

OK, let's get the paperwork
for repatriation expedited.

Yes, but also I don't want it

to appear as if we're simply
brushing legitimate questions away.

I'm sure you know
what you're doing, Laura.

I was just offering
some support.

Thank you.

Now if you'll excuse
me, I need to get a little...

proactive...

on these stabbings.

Good morning. I'm Laura
Simmonds from the British Consulate.

I'd like to speak with
the Mayor please.

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I love you, Mrs.

I love you too.

I suppose we better get some
breakfast and find the rest of them.

Yeah, what are you gonna have?

Huevos estrellados.

- What is that?
- Hey English girls.

Watch your mouth buddy.

You're sitting on my bench.
You have to pay to sit on my bench.

You hear that Kells?
Seems we have to pay.

to sit on his bench.

I'm sorry, I don't
see a name on it.

I like your man bag though.

Is it a genuine Matalan?

- Give me your money or I cut your faces.
- Alright, alright.

No need to get nasty or get you up..

...... you topsy little twat.
Nobody's fucking with us.

Hey, Kels.

- Ha ha ha
- Oh a nice little pick me up.

- for the way home then Gem.
- Hold him down Kel, he's wriggling like an eel.

Have a ....... dickhead.

What you gonna have, eh?

Huevos estrellados.

What is that?
A fried egg and a Spanish ham and a few....

Please do not return to
El Faro, Mr. Sutherland.

Don't worry, I'm sure he won't.

One second please Laura.

I have come across
something rather disturbing.

Master key to the jet ski

is missing.

I don't really
understand jet skis.

So the kill cord is
attached to the wrist.

But the master key is in a
compartment by the seat.

It is often left in, others remove it at
night and lock it away to prevent theft.

But the jet ski won't
go anywhere without it.

And it wasn't in the ignition?

No, and nobody removed it.

I have checked with anybody who
came into contact with the jet ski.

But that doesn't make sense.

- How?
- Exactly.

I have ordered the yacht to return
from Formentera and a second

autopsy which will delay the
repatriation of the body, I'm afraid.

Okay, I'll explain
to Mr. Sutherland.

Could you do me a favour
and leave the key for now?

Now at least until....

We are still investigating it.

I understand. I do have to tell them
about the autopsy and the yacht though.

Tell him that we are
neither lazy nor corrupt

contrary to your stereotypes.

Not mine.
..and I did tell him.

No, no, wait.

There is another case
I'd like to talk to you about.

Wait, so one of these
knife gangs attacked the hen party?

Yeah.
Are they okay?

Oh, they are fine. It's the
mugger who is seriously injured.

Of course, we all opened the cava
when we heard. But unfortunately my boss

does not see the funny side and to be
fair it was a very dangerous thing to do.

Do we know who they are?

Oh yeah, they wore T-shirts
telling us exactly where they're from.

They left quite a trail of
destruction to the old town.

Of course we can't condone it.

OK, look, I have a long,
postponed meeting with the

Mayor and your boss later,
to discuss the crime issues.

So, let me see if I
can prevail upon them.

That would be helpful.

The Mayor holds you in high regard.

My boss prefers you to
me for reasons I cannot

possibly understand and nobody
wants this to go any further.

Okay, I'll do my best.

And?

The father won't
accept the explanation.

He is talking about
a missing watch.

He wants to speak to the girl.

You told the girl what
she had to say. She said it.

You think she
would take it back?

No, she was terrified.

Also, I had dinner with somebody
from the Consular yesterday.

- Who?
- The new Consul General.

You may meet him as he's
working on the Valencia Trade Fair.

- Useful?
- He could be, I guess.

But they don't want this to
develop any more than you do.

Okay. Make sure I know if anything develops
from that side or the Barcelona cops.

Of course.

Shame Castells is handling it.

It will be fine.

What? A bunch of hens
caught some scammer.

It was 50/50 whether
they were going

back to Wales or spending some time in
the slammer, but I twisted the Mayor's arm.

So.

Did Colin Sutherland find
his sons watch in the end?

Not to the best of my knowledge

Any other developments?

No. No, I think
the police are just...

you know...

Listen....

I'm sorry if I've seen the
little... unsympathetic earlier.

It's fine.

Just please don't ever say the words...

'proactive' to me, ever again.

I grew up on a housing
scheme in a town called Ayr.

It's not exactly the
language of diplomacy.

Right, now we've covered
all the important shit.

Shall we hit the revale for
some dancing and chippie dust?

- I'm game.
- Oh, not for me, I'm afraid my auto switch

- kicks in at about 11 o'clock.
- What about that time on my birthday?

That was a one-off and it
took me a week to recover.

- From the hangover or the shame.
- Both.

I've got an 8 am meeting
in the morning, so...

Oh, luckily, I don't.
I'll just get the bill.

He's alright really.

Yeah, he's okay.

You can stop your face
going all flat white now.

What?

It's what you do when
you don't take to someone.

I know it immediately.

We've only just met.

I'm sure we will be

fine.

- I see you tomorrow.
- See ya.

Bye!

That was brilliant.

I can't wait to get the
animal down the dragon.

English girls, if you sit...
That was a tipping point.

Top fucking city break.

Got your passport?

Yeah.

Oh Kells, man.

Fool me twice a day.

Oh, come on, time to go.

I want to speak with
Miss Amy Callaghan?

She's not here.
She called in sick.

Oh, that's strange because
she's not at her home either.

I don't know then.
maybe at the doctor?

If you hear from her tell her
that Inspector Castells would

like to speak with her and
to contact me immediately.

What did he want?

To speak to Amy.

Okay, so the Dutch guy wants a Gibson.

We haven't got any pickled onions.

He has to make do with an olive.

Well, it's your call Tom Cruise.

Is this your girlfriend?

Just a friend?

Then you don't mind if she
shows me the cabins on the yacht?

Guess the question
is, does Amy mind?

- I'm-I'm working sorry.
- Hey, come back here.

Come back here, you little slut.

Don't call her that.

What?

There are plenty of girls on Las
Ramblas if that's what you're after, mate.

Or boys.