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So look, here's the thing.

You're upset a bunch of Wizards
came and stole your powers,

which totally sucks balls.

I totally get it.

But.

I kind of feel like you're taking
this all like,

really personally and like,

I don't

even know you, lady, right?

If thieves stormed your home in the night

and stole all your coin
and then fled, you

would naturally give chase,
would you not?

And say in this pursuit
the thieves dropped the money

on the ground

and your neighbour

picked it up and kept it.

Now imagine it is not money.

But the lifeblood of your father,

the last breath of your mother,

the power of all the

gods, the magic of the entire realm
that was stolen.

And now this magic courses through you,

and you will have the gall
to believe that you

deserve it.

This is very personal.

You are very menacing.

I just want you to know that,

like I really I see the presence

that you have and that

goes a long way.

But today I I really wanted
to talk about compromise.

There is no compromise.

We knew you were going to see that.

Wisdom of Saruman,
don't mess with me, OK?

Give us back Freddie.

You take down this spirity domy
magic bowl thing,

and then you know we won't have
to

annihilate you into the ground.

It's a good offer.

I'm being serious.

You play as a part of a man.

But you do not play it well.

Give us the powers, child.

All of them.

You are no leader, Billy.

You are a lost boy who likes
to make believe that he's a warrior.

OK, look, I might not have
as much experience as you

because I'm not like super old like

you, but I think I have a few experiences
that you don't have.

Because I've seen all of the fast
and the furious movies, lady.

And let me tell you something,
it's all about family.

Family guys, that was the signal.

We practised this like one time.

I forgot all about my family.

Didn't you got us?

No, human.

You forgot about mine.

Ohh.

You're wasting my time.

Boy.

Yeah.

Who?

She said.

I didn't see that coming
because she didn't go to the eye doctor.

Darlows.

We've taken power from doing
your family already,

and now two more must die.

And for what?

So you can keep.

Being so dumb.

My father was actually.

Hiking God of stamina
and strength.

He's magical power may go through you,

but you will never be a true God.

Get your dad at super speed.

No.

You OK?

That was fun.

Let's go.

What?

You thought you were just going
to some regular Porta potty, didn't you?

Which I can somehow.

Yeah, yeah.

Like, permeates the.

That doesn't matter anyway.

Welcome to the.

Only champions can get in here
through any door that we want.

Little thing that we can do,
your sisters can't.

Guys, that's what I call
a total success.

OK, maybe like
a partial total win.

Told you I suck
at dodgeball.

Yeah, you do.

Yeah.

But, you know, look, Pedro,
we all have our weak spots,

you know what I mean?

And hers and lack
of strategic thinking.

Now for the real trade.

Freddie and the staff.

For your freedom.

And get rid of the Dome.

Ohh yeah.

And get rid of the Dome.

Because the City of Brotherly Love
is getting a little moist.

Weird choice, man.

Yeah, I regret it.

Dear daughters
of ass hatless burn.

I just came up with that.

Make sure you put a dash in there though,
so it's really clear, OK?

Man, it's so good having Steve cover
grammar and spelling.

So.

A brother for a sister, huh?

How's that feel?

Also, how are you actually sisters?

Because the age difference
is very noticeable

and slightly upsetting,

I'm not going to

lie.

Even though I don't like you very much,

I believe everyone deserves human rights.

But you don't deserve strawberry.

You only get yellow.

Ohh.

She's gone.

Wait, what?

I thought we brought her
into easily.

She wanted to get caught.

I don't get it.

Where would she even go?

Well, this seemed inevitable.

Yep, we are so lost.

Thanks, bozo.

We're not lost.

Who's the wizard here?

I don't know.

You know you don't have any spells,
no magical artefacts.

You know nothing about magic.

You're just.

You're the wizard.

Let's see if that girlfriend
of yours can be trusted.

7.

Let's go home.

No.

See what she was holding?

She was an apple and she wanted
a snack was a big deal.

From the Tree of life.

She was like, oh,
we hold the team.

That was somewhere safe.

Really.

Gosh.

Where are you going now?

No.

Just like there.

That's a hard pass.

That's a hard.

Ohh yo Billy, you got
to worry about that one.

It's just elaborate
that doesn't go anywhere.

Ancient Greek labyrinth guys.

Porta potty.

That's wrong.

It's over, sisters.

Now we can plant the seed
and restore our realm.

Oh, we planted
in their realm.

That would destroy their world.

Just as they destroyed ours.

You can't be serious, yes.

No.

No, that's.

We haven't seen half the staff.

You're not wondering.

I should go, not you.

Fuck, I know you're thinking Keith Crush

doesn't exactly sing sneak thief.

Here's the deal.

Your knees crack like crazy
when you walk.

It's pathetic, see.

Fortunate to be with you,
Freddie.

Just call me Freddie.

Freddie Freeman.

You nailed it.

I'll see you on the other side.

Even if we did the tree of life
without pride in their soil,

it would spoil.

It would disfigure
into something monstrous.

That is what humans are.

It is only fitting that we bring
our monsters to their world

and due to them as they

did to us.

Dance.

Dance.

Humans are villains,
even to themselves, not all.

I feel your rage has gotten
the better of you.

Then pray to the gods
to absolve them.

They actually pray for order and peace

when all they do is dismantle
and every time.

And you, I want you to take the apple
and plant it in our garden.

It's jammed.

From.

Hi, your favourite her
and see how she betrays us.

Deliver him to his no.

Kill him.

And what is that?

I said no ideas.

What made you look?

Your parents?

Mom.

Yeah, no.

So we have a lot
to talk about.

Calipso hand me the staff.

You are not fit to wield it.

More fit than you.

You had them in your hands,

yet did nothing for sole purpose

is to avenge our father.

Everyone here has become weak.

Beat him World eater.

Rise from the pit.

Victor.

Victor, wake up.

God, woman.

You gotta go.

You gotta get out of here right now.

I know what this looks like.

That's not true.

I have no idea
what this looks like.

Just don't freak out.

Are you doing it?

Don't break out.

Look at me.

It's Billy Rosa.

It's Billy, OK.

And that's Eugene.

And that's.

That's darling.

That's Mary Avi.

And then Pedro.

Just normal Pedro.

Guys, there's no time
for secrets, OK?

We have to tell them the truth.

We're superhero.

I'm gay.

Yeah, we know.

But.

Can you?

Yeah.

Yeah.

The wizard.

The wizard.

He's the wizard who's called
the wizard right now.

Come on, come on, come on.

Hurry up.

Weird.

You guys are the Philly fiascos.

This is in no way an acknowledgement
of that stupid nickname,

but yes, that would be

us.

Now can you pick up the pace?

We have to go.

The dragon is here.

OK.

OK.

I know this is a lot to take in,

but I promise to explain it all later.

Explain what?

Our kids are superheroes
being hunted by Greek gods.

They used the dragon to destroy
the house we just bought?

Yeah.

Oh no.

OK, that's it.

Ah, again.

Granny.

This is what you want, right?

We're good.

We're good.

We're safe right now.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Mary.

Hey.

Are you OK?

All right.

And where is this dragon?

Fitting place for a carpet.

Ohh.

You know, I never thought I'd say
this about a dragon.

But it is the least
of our problems right now.

Your world will not survive this.

Yeah, no shit, Merlin.

And.

Are you OK?

Are you hurt?

I'm OK.

I'm fine.

And the God of Rome,
this tree.

That's a thing of beauty.

Peace.

It's not meant
for the soil of this room.

It's become monstrous
by the hand that planted it.

Whose side is she on when

I must try to sway hespera?

Only she can subdue our sister.

I will give it my all
or die trying die no,

I'm pretty sure we could come up
with an

alternative to dying sweet pretty.

I'm ready if need be.

I've lived a long life.

What are you talking about?

Lived a long life.

We're the same age.

You're young, we're young.

I'm over 6000 years old, huh?

You look great.

Suddenly seems inappropriate.

We can't let her die,
she called me sweet.

We have to figure something out.

Take my powers back.

Take my converse back.

You you gave to me so you
can take them back right now.

You're no longer the champion.

You are.

You think I know how to fix this dude,
but I really don't.

OK?

I didn't even know
who those Greek sisters were.

I had to Google them.

But you know who they are,
which means you know what to do.

And you were right.

You picked the wrong champion,
man.

I mean, that's why I always say
all or none, right?

Because without my family or nothing.

And honestly, I have no idea
what I'm doing.

No, you don't have a shred
of wisdom in that point of yours.

But your heart is wise.

And he knows exactly
what must be done.

I spent millennia searching
for worthy champion.

And no one was worthy

or what I want shared
with my brothers and sisters.

But when you shared your powers.

You did not hesitate.

For you, everyone can be worthy
if give it a chance.

No, go fight for your family.

Go fight for the world.

I chose right when I chose you.

Julie, Billy, what are we going
to do, man?

Something we always do,
Freddie.

Save the God darn world.

I'm going to get that stuff.

And I need you to learn
these things away from the stadium

while I deal with the dragon,

all right?

Billy, Billy, can I just see you
before you go?

Not this version.

You.

You.

My belly.

Shazam.

Is that why the House keeps getting
struck by lightning?

I promise after this.

I don't get eaten
by a dragon.

I'm not going to force you
to keep me, OK?

I know why I age out soon.

My wonderful,
kind, brave son.

You will never age out of your home.

Never.

Now do me a favour.

And I mean this
from the bottom of my heart.

Go kick their ass.

OK?

I love you.

You too.

Shazam.

That's going to take some getting used
to everybody in the battle, waggon.

I'm trying to spare the things.

Don't you see what you're doing
to these people?

I do.

And what I see is just.

That's for a look at this tree.

It's blighted.

It is unnatural.

Here we made a vow
to restore our realm,

not destroy another.

A God has answered
their prayers at last.

They did not know their place,
so I am showing it to them.

No fanatical tone echoes
our Uncle Hades.

No, I'm putting
an end to this.

No.

If your emotions rest
with the humans, so.

Then perhaps you should be.

They know what they want.

So many mentors.

Hey, Steve.

What are monsters afraid of?

King of beast.

Lions.

Unicorns.

Really.

I love Unicorn.

Unicorn does not love you guys.

Unicorns don't exist.

I guess maybe.

Unicorn is the most fearsome
creature of its run.

Ruthless and cruel, you know,

like the ponies from your storybooks.

They're low humanity.

Is there anything they do like?

Dark cavern.

Ambrosia, ambrosia.

It's like the nectar
of the gods would be sweet like honey.

I have an idea.

Go go.

As many of these people
to safety as you can.

Keith.

Was it?

I'm going with him.

Not entirely sure how to how to parent.

Policing.

That was really satisfying.

How is that for you?

Crack.

You're the best, Captain Marvel.

Ohh no bro, it's maximum voltage
actually, amongst other names.

We're still kind of works out.

You thought you were invulnerable.

But no, magical fire magic
can kill magic.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Magic kills magic.

Where have you lady?

I'm just tripping out

because I've never seen
my suit burn like this.

Also, nobody messes
with my child.

You know that.

Did matrace?

God.

You think I won't destroy you?

Stop is absorbing it all.

Like a battery.

That's right.

Run.

Terrible.

From the state of savagery, barbarity.

Ohh.

How?

Hello.

It's OK.

Come here.

Dark.

That's OK.

Good girl.

Taste the rainbow.

Good, isn't it?

It's the closest to ambrosia we have.

Good girl.

We're going to need
more Skittles.

Hey, it's the rainbow weather.

No, no, no, no.

No.

Lady, Lady, you can't die.

Come on, Billy.

Come on.

Medical powers.

Medical powers.

No, I had a fixed people powers.

Haha.

Clear.

Come on,

Claire.

Let me go to the underworld
in peace.

Free.

Lady.

Lady, listen to me.

Listen to me, OK?

I don't want anyone else
to die now.

My family.

Not Anthea, not anyone.

We can save them.

It's all came
from the tree, right?

I think I might know a way
to destroy the tree and the dragon.

All-in-one powers
are too great, boy.

Not if I can overload the staff
with enough lightning.

Is that enough to kill
the dragon and more?

You would annihilate everything
that's inside the Dome.

Well then, I have one more favour to ask.

Yeah.

Maiden.

Kill the trade.

Possible.

About.

Yeah.

I've asked you already.

I can't.

What is the God without her power?

The more powerful thing
about you is you.

You taught me that.

Yeah.

Why?

That must be super disappointing
as a dragon.

Assuming that you are one.

I mean, you fly, you bring fire,

but you also made of wood,

which is a weird flex and

a serious design flaw
if I'm being honest.

Ready and they don't.

Oh lady, that's twice.

And I didn't even need
a flaming bottle in that time.

You want the staff?

Come get it.

Now where?

Now it's fair.

Now, now.

Let's see.

No, no, no.

Remove the dough.

Soon as I still breathe,

the Dome still stands.

Till I see you
on the other side, sister.

Really.

Get out of there.

I can't.

I have to do this.

Billy, what are you doing?

You're not supposed
to be in there.

I am.

I used to think that I
couldn't do anything right,

that I didn't deserve my powers, but.

There's something that I can do?

I can save all of you.

Yeah.

All of my family gets to live
and none of them gets hurt.

Freddie, I've never had a family.

You know that.

Everybody I've ever cared about,
they all left me, my mom,

my dad, everyone.

So when I found you guys,

I had to hang on

and I've been hanging on too tight.

No.

I said, let you do your own thing.

Now it's time for you to fly.

What about you?

I'm Captain Henry Power junior.

No, you forget it.

We end this now.

Yeah, we do.

Lie.

Good.

Boy.

The true God.

After all.

He did it.

We must go.

Billy.

Really.

Really.

Really.

Billy, where are you?

Really.

Billy.

Billy.

Billy.

Billy.

Billy.

Dude, wake up.

You did it.

OK, you're supposed to wake up,

but you're part we're supposed
to wake up,

supposed to

open your eyes and laugh,
and you want to say got me?

Because you got you got me.

Dude jokes over man.

Billy.

Really.

Really.

Come on.

Freddy.

I am.

He's over here.

You asshole.

1414.

Ohh my man.

He was a hero.

He was a hero and a God.

Leave it to rest like 1.

Well, this line ever come back?

This stuff is drained of magic.

Only the spark of a God
can restore its power.

And there are no gods, man.

There is one.

Sobbing.

Guys,

what the hell?

You buried me.

It wasn't like 2 minutes.

Ohh Billy.

I missed you guys.

Hi.

Hi.

Sorry, sorry, I didn't.

I didn't see you there.

I was.

I was, I was.

I was dead at the time.

So you.

You got my bird letter.

Oh, I.

I think you've.

Umm.

We're.

As a spider, I'm sorry,
that's disgusting.

Also, that's really embarrassing.

But it was an amazing thing you did.

The sacrifice you made.

You brought this world back to life.

Maybe this time God's and humans
can learn to live in peace.

Use the power of Zeus wisely.

Be well, Billy Batson.

Hey, you know, just because
your father's power

is surging through me,

that doesn't technically

make us related, you know,

and I'm going to be 18
in like 5 months, so.

Stick to saving the world, kid.

Yeah.

You know, like, that's OK.

Cool.

See you.

What's with her boys
and older women?

Hey.

Who wants their powers back?

We can do that, right?

Yeah, yeah.

OK.

Good, good.

Back

to that.

Dinner.

Thank you for respecting
the cross stitch.

Just come here.

Have you decided what you're going to do

about that God realm of yours?

Actually, I'm going to take
some time off while it heals.

Spend some time
with the common folk.

Learn some about your world,

about how maybe we can learn
from each other #1 sign of

wisdom, admitting there's
always more to learn.

I got it.

Guys.

Guys.

It's the wizard.

Oh my God.

Look at this guy.

Now what does this mean?

You look great while I was
in the neighbourhood

and I just wanted to express
my gratitude

before I go.

Sorry, doorbells broken.

Actually, everything's broken.

Everything.

You were just in the neighbourhood,

OK?

I couldn't put the staff.

Perhaps I will hold on
to it for now.

I also wanted to see your face.

It's one last time
before turning into a pile of ash.

Making a joke.

I have an overweighting.

Besides, I've been trapped in rocks
and prisons for far too long.

It's time to see your world.

It's been an honour.

Privilege watching you also.

You're not such a bad wizard.

Thank you, Jeff.

Never mind.

Also.

What's my superhero name?

Your name

is.

Suzanne.

Import.

I still think we can beat it.