All language subtitles for eng-18

Chengling, carry this little brat
on your back.

Let's go.

Little brat, the strength
of your lower body has grown.

Master.

Don't make such a big fuss.

What impropriety it is.

There are many dangers ahead.

If you don't want to die,
just follow my steps closely.

Qin Huaizhang's disciple,

keep a close eye on your silly disciple.

Little brat,

you'd better be smart.

Your little tricks could do me no harm.

I can forgive you for the first time,

but if you dare to do it again,

I'll let Wen Kexing break your fingers.

Why me?

Don't you know my nickname?
It's Philanthropist Wen.

How could I do

such a cruel thing?

-Zhou Xu, what do you think?
-Be quiet.

Master.

Why does the Leader
of the Longyuan Cabinet

live in such a remote place?

There are all kinds of people
in this vast world.

He lives in a place

with so many traps.

How frightening!

What if he gets lost

when he goes out here?

Is that the same as

putting mouse clips aside one's own bed?

"Putting mouse clips aside one's own bed"?

One time, a mouse got into my room

and I couldn't catch it.

So I put two mouse clips under my bed.

But I forgot about them
when I got up the next morning.

Once I stepped down,

I was caught in one of them
and broke my foot.

You little brat,
the reasons why people hide

are actually very common.

Either he always feels that
an enemy is after him,

so he needs to hide
in a place no one can find,

or…

Long Que is a yes-man.

He's always being taken advantage of
and he never starts a feud with others.

Qin Huaizhang's disciple,

your master knows this best.

Then it must be the second reason.

Sadness.

The person he wants to meet
won't appear anymore,

so he just hides and refuses
to meet anybody else

to avoid being reminded of that person.

If your master disappears one day,

I'll also find a place like this to hide

and see no one anymore.

Just like…

Just like the story of Yu Boya
cutting the strings of his zither?

It's all right. It won't happen.

Master's internal skills are amazing

and he always does good things,
so he will grow old safe and sound.

Doing evil brings gold and fortune

while doing good leaves no whole corpse.

Little brat, do you want to die?

Master Ye, please lead the way.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Don't you want to go
to the Longyuan Cabinet?

It's on the opposite side.

What?

Are you afraid
that I will trigger the traps?

Three masters are watching me.

What can I do?

Little idiot, let me carry him.

Let's go.

Hold on.

Young Chief Long, please forgive me.

I'll go first then, Zhou Xu.

It's not your turn.

I'll go first.

-Master Ye!
-Old Monster!

I was just kidding.

How childish.

Come over.

I'll go first.

Watch out!

I was just pretending
it really happened to you?

Master!

Mr. Wen!

Master! Mr. Wen!

Master!

Wen Kexing.

Wen Kexing.

Zhou Xu.

Don't talk.

I'm all right.

It just feels like
having all my guts moved.

I need to get used to that.

-I don't know--
-Where is the little brat?

I didn't expect

that he was really determined.

I'm hurt so badly from falling.

He must be dead now.

He didn't fall.

How's that possible? Could he fly?

That's weird.

I did memorize Ye Baiyi's every step.

Why is he fine?

And why did I trigger the trap?

This trap

might be triggered by weight.

The weight of Ye Baiyi
is not enough to trigger it.

But when the three of us stepped on it,
things were different.

I thought they wouldn't do anything

as long as Long Xiao is under our control.

Who would know that the traps
in Longyuan Cabinet are so ingenious?

What is this place?

Why is it so dark?

I thought this was the netherworld.

It's not really that high.

If it weren't

for me…

You would not have fainted.

We must have hit
the second tier of the trap

on the way down.

That's why we are here.

Master.

Mr. Wen.

All right, just get up.

Don't mourn.

Little idiot,

use your brain.

The brat triggered the trap

and was the first to fall into the valley.

Did you think he was willing to die
with those two?

There must be some tricks!

You're right. Master wouldn't die.

Neither would Mr. Wen.

Don't worry. Scourges last long.

They won't die that easily.

Wen Kexing.

What?

Are you that nervous?

What am I nervous about?

Why are you grabbing me then?

I'm not.

-Drug Men.
-Drug Men.

I wanted you two to die
without a burial place.

But after a second thought,

if you guys die without enjoying

these sophisticated traps,

it will be a waste.

Look at these adorable kids.

They are my best work

and the first group of Drug Men
that I made.

Although they are silly,

they are still my firstborn.

I couldn't bear to destroy them,

so I secretly kept them here.

When people pass here by chance,

I would trigger the trap
to throw them down here

to feed these kids.

I've left them for so many days.

They must be starving.

Kids, time to eat.

It turns out Drug Men are made
by the Longyuan Cabinet.

Mr. Long has been upstanding
his whole life.

I didn't expect his beloved only son

to be so fixated

on making Drug Men with Scorpion.

"Upstanding"?

That's stupid!

I'm his only son.

He knows that there's something
in this world that can cure me,

but he still leaves me

in this horrible condition!

It's a disability you're born with.

There is no medicine to cure it.

Even the elixir to bring the dead back

can't make you grow.

You know nothing.

Yin Yang Book, the most
valuable treasure in Healer Valley,

can cure all
intractable diseases in this world!

When Rong Xuan was terminally ill

and all the meridians
in his heart were broken,

Yue Feng'er could still
bring him back to life!

My sickness can and must be cured too!

All right,

if you say so.

You're the butcher and I'm the meat.

As long as you're happy.

You…

You're doomed to die.
I won't waste time talking to you.

The old man doesn't help me, but God does.

I can open the armory without him!

It's too bad.

You can't see me

when I stand tall.

Even though Rong Xuan

was saved by Yin Yang Book before,

what happened after that?

He went against the laws of nature
and became mad.

Don't you care about that?

I almost forgot

that you're a lunatic.

Of course you don't care about that.

What exactly do you know?

If you want to know the secret
of the Yin Yang Book,

you've found the right person.

It's just that

I don't like talking to people
with my head tilting up.

You need to figure it out yourself.

Are you the heir of the Healer Valley?

Something like that.

Little brat, who are you trying to fool?

All the heirs of Healer Valley
have already died.

Well, that didn't work.

Kids, eat them up!

Kill them first.

Darn it.

Why are there so many of them?

Zhou Xu,

can you keep going?

What if I can't?

Stop talking nonsense.

If we can't get through this,

your death is on me.

Keep your discouraging crap to yourself.

Wen Kexing,

my life is worthwhile

with you as my friend.

We're thinking the same thing,

how lucky I am.

Your words give me a headache.

Long Que!

It's Ye Baiyi. I'm here.

Won't you come out and greet me?

Master Ye, are we going in?

There must be many traps
in the Longyuan Cabinet.

I'll go inside and check it first.

Stay here and wait. Don't move.

Petty tricks.

Be careful, Master Ye!

Little brat!

Long Xiao, come out here!

No wonder no one can find
the Longyuan Cabinet.

It was camouflaged.

The real one is under the abyss.

Master.

Master.

Master.

We know you're still alive!

Where is my master?

Your master might be walking

on the Naihe Bridge now.

If you die faster,

you might catch up with him.

That's bullshit!

Darn it.

The number of times
I have to run for my life like this

can be counted with one hand
and it's all because of you!

Like they say, "Arrogance will eventually
bring you retribution."

Zhou Xu, please pity me.

I have never suffered
any setback in my life.

Now I end up in this poor state
because I was set up.

Maybe I've run out of good fortune
for the chance to get to know you.

This is my worst misfortune!

Let's go.

It seems like we're in the mountains.

Let me take the lead.

Cover me.

Or what?

If you die,
I can't go on living without you.

It wasn't like we didn't go through

an extremely dangerous place before.

I suddenly remembered this story.

There is a man in the desert--

I've heard this story before,
Philanthropist Wen.

Let's go.

Zhou Xu, come here!

Thank you.

What? Aren't you getting up?

All right.

There is a paradise here.

Hello, sir!

Where is this place?

Hey!

Sir.

Sir.

I didn't expect the puppet skills
of Longyuan Cabinet

to be so ingenious.

What evil thing is this?

It's so rare

to hear you call other things evil.

Watch out!

I only gave a little comment.

Did the words irritate him enough
to make it explode?

Zhou Xu, its temper is so bad,

just like yours.

What an idiot.

Just like I said, scourges last long.

That foolish boy was crying
as if his parents died

while you were enjoying yourself
and flirting with each other.

Master Ye, where is Chengling?

Old Monster, he is asking you.

Where is our silly disciple?

I've lost him.

-What?
-What?

Little brat, you run so fast.

Longyuan Cabinet
is full of traps and holes.

Look at you.

Even if I allow you to run as you like,

believe it or not,

you can't escape
and you'll even starve to death.

You're so stubborn.

Good. Very good.

I like kids like you.

The tougher you are,

the sound will be more melodious
when I break your bone.

Have you figured it out yet?

What are you rushing for? Shut up.

That silly boy of ours
is still in Long Xiao's hands.

He's not your kid.

-That's why you aren't worried.
-Wen Kexing.

The trap is a vicious cycle
and is changing all the time.

No one can figure it out
within a few minutes.

It's all right then.
The most powerful weapon is strength.

We can barge in
if there's no better choice.

I'll burn this place down with fire.

Little idiot,

do you know what purple golden liquid is?

I bet you don't know.

Look how ignorant you are.

Old Monster, do you still have time
to mock me?

Hurry!

I'm telling you

all you need to know about

the mechanism that powers
the traps in this valley

comes from the purple golden liquid.

And it will explode once it's ignited.

It's powerful enough
to blow things to pieces.

This is…

This is the map of Longyuan Valley.

Let go of me!

Why did you tie me up?

Kill me if you dare!

I won't kill you, kid.

You're the son of Zhang Yusen, right?

Twenty years ago,

our fathers were good friends.

Why didn't you tell me that before?

Your father was
my grand master's friend too.

Since we are related,

we can talk things through.

If we are not related,

I can let you die a quick death.

For the friendship
between your father and Long Que,

I won't let you die so easily.

Don't worry.

These two are masters trained by me.

They will make you feel better.

Where to start?

I'll dig out your eyes first.

Human eyeballs
are good medicinal materials.

Hold on!

Do you know

why I like to stay underground?

It's because I've lived in the dark

since the moment I was born.

As I am doomed
to live my life in darkness,

the darkness is my home.

What's wrong?

You really like living underground.

Is it because you were born
to be a mouse in the gutter?

Purple golden liquid.

That's right.

Your mouse hole
is circuitous and intricate.

Even with a map in hand,

nobody wants to figure it out.

Why not just explode it?

My kids!

What did you do to them?

That's their heart!

Drug Men are your kids.

The puppets are also your kids.

You're a mouse
dedicated to raising bastards.

This is such a remote place.

Where can we find a lot of explosives?

Luckily, you have so many kids

and they're generous enough

to sacrifice themselves.

I still have one piece left.

-I'll give it back to you.
-Wait, Wen Kexing.

Now, tell me

if the needles in my disciple's head
can be removed?

Zhou Zishu, you killed my kids

and used their hearts as explosives.

I'll never let your disciple go!

He'll die together with me!

Little brat, you need to think twice.

As far as I know,

people with a perfect body
react differently

from those who are not.

Do you want me to help you experience it?

I was born disabled.

You can't scare me.

I didn't even think
about letting you go either.

Master Ye.

What is this for?

Hold on! Don't!

Why not?

What are you afraid of?

It won't kill him.

If he dies, I'll get you a new one.

Master,

you come to my rescue again.

The word "again" sounds really nice.

Zhou Xu, why didn't you seek advice
from a fortune-teller

before you took him as your disciple?

How miserable his life is!

He encounters disasters nonstop.

Master, they wanted to dig my eyes out.

Chief Long is benevolent and loyal.

Yet you're so vicious.

"Benevolent and loyal"?

That old man is a hypocrite.

He only sat idly
and watched his half-dead son!

You can tell this crap

to your father when you see him.

Master,

this puppet looks

like this villain a lot.

It was this puppet

that led us to the entrance
in the underground.

It must have been made by Long Que

in the image of his "good" son.

Some people spent their lives

bringing troubles to their parents.

Master, what is this smell?
It smells so bad.

A dead and alive person
in a remote and humble place.

Please forgive my poor hospitality.

CHIEF LONG QUE OF LONGYUAN CABINET

This is Long Que?

Mr. Long.

Zishu, it's you indeed.

I thought I was dreaming.

Is your master doing fine?

Mr. Long!

Mr. Long, you still remember me.

My master

has passed away.

Yes, how can I forget you?

Once someone is too miserable

to face reality,

all he could do is sink into the memory.

When I close my eyes,

I can see how lively and active you were

when you first came
to the Four Seasons Manor.

Huaizhang has passed away.

Some dead people are alive

because they are remembered.

Some people who are alive
are better to be left dead.

Instead of letting your son live,

you'd better choke him to death
when he was born.

He is not my son, he's a beast.

My son died long ago.

I don't want to know
who's right and who's wrong.

I don't care if

you close your eyes and ears
and lie to yourself.

However, this little beast of yours
is lying and harming others outside

in the name of Longyuan Cabinet.

Won't you talk some sense into him?

I can't!

Mr. Long!

I don't know how long I have been

imprisoned here by that vile spawn.

How could you do this to your father?

Even animals are better than you!

I am a beast.

How about him then?

Even a vicious tiger
will not eat its cubs.

Yet he treats me in such a cruel way.

He knew that there is a medicine
that can cure me,

but he still let me be a half-dead loser.

Even though I did this to him,

he still refuses to help me.

Nonsense!

Your father has been so worried
about your illness.

Everyone knows that!

He is referring to helping him
get the Yin Yang Book,

the one in the armory!