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has issued a pardon
for Lieutenant Templeton Peck.
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(Hannibal)
Congratulations, Lieutenant.
You're a free man.
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Yeah, we really
gonna miss you, Face.
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Why can't I be
the new scrounger?
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Don't try and be me, Murdock.
I mean, it'll just get you
in trouble.
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[yelling]
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I think we've lost Face.
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I have waited
for this moment for 15 years.
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Oh, boy.
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(male narrator)
In 1972,
a crack commando unit...
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was sent to prison
by a military court...
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for a crime
they didn't commit.
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These men promptly escaped...
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from a maximum-security
stockade...
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to the Los Angeles
underground.
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Today, still wanted
by the government...
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they survive
as soldiers of fortune.
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If you have a problem,
if no one else can help...
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and if you can find them...
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maybe you can hire
the A-Team.
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[gun firing]
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We have
an important announcement
regarding the A-Team.
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We switch you now
to the briefing room
at the Pentagon...
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where Colonel Donald Davis...
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is making
an official announcement.
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The Government
of the United States
of America...
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has issued a pardon for
Lieutenant Templeton Peck...
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[people chattering]
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who was formerly
sought in connection
with war crimes...
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against the Government
of Vietnam.
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Through testimony delivered
by Colonel Harvey Miller...
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an aide
in the General Headquarters
of the IOG Battalion...
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it has been learned
that Lieutenant Peck...
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was not involved...
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with the crimes committed
by The A-Team.
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(male announcer on radio)
The surprise announcement...
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was made at the Pentagon
briefing room...
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at 2:00 Eastern Standard Time.
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Colonel Harvey Miller
stated in sworn testimony...
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before the Adjutant General
in Los Angeles...
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that he had witnessed
the events surrounding
the capture of the A-Team...
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and that Lieutenant Peck
had simply been a passenger
on a transport plane...
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that led the A-Team
on their mission.
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Colonel Miller
will make a statement...
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onMeet the Press
later today.
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[exclaiming]
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What can I say, guys?
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[Face exclaiming]
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(Sever)
Why now, Colonel?
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Why wait until now
to release the information?
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There were circumstances
surrounding that mission...
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that were
highly confidential...
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and have just recently
been de-classified.
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(Face)
I like this guy.
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Don't remember him,
but I like him.
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You don't remember
Harvey Miller, that skinny
little loot from GHQ...
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who used to sell
the black market video tapes?
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No, Murdoch. That was
a little red-headed guy.
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Does it bother anybody
that this bald-headed
bird Colonel...
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is flat lying?
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Face was assigned to us.
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He was second in command
and Supply Officer.
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You know, I think
that's subject
to interpretation, you know?
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I mean, okay, sure,
I was a passenger
on that plane.
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But you was assigned
to us, Face.
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Well, technically maybe.
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Face, you scammed
the rocket launchers.
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The important thing here is...
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that Colonel Miller thinks
I was there by mistake.
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The important thing
is, guys...
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that I am getting pardoned.
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Or set up.
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Come on, this is my chance
to go out into the world...
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and use my heaven-sent
gift of gab...
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to accumulate all these...
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shallow, purposeless toys
that mankind lusts for.
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All right. I'll call
my lawyer, Jerry Eckworth.
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He's one of the great legal
snakes in entertainment law.
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I mean....
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I'll have him check
into this pardon
and make sure it's legit.
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No, I'm sure it's legit.
I'm due for a break.
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Overdue, actually.
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Mr. Eckworth, please.
Hannibal Smith.
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Come on, guys. Cheer up.
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I mean, it's not like
I'm leaving you.
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Okay, sure...
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I won't have
the fun of galloping
through mud holes...
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and getting shot at...
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but I'll be with you
in spirit.
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Yeah, we really
gonna miss you, Face.
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Face, who's gonna
run our scamolas?
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Who's gonna lie to the girl
to get us the free airplane?
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[Face laughing]
Not that we ever
used them, big guy...
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but they were always there
in case we needed them.
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Face, if you've got a way
out of this mess we're all in,
I'm all for it.
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But, I don't want
anyone on this team...
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getting suckered out
into the open
and then captured.
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You know, Hannibal,
if Faceman does leave--
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I'm not leaving, Murdock.
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I'm just gonna be our agent
on the surface, that's all.
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As I was saying,
if Faceman does leave...
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why can't I be
the new scrounger?
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You know, new hair,
swank new threads.
I could drive the Vette--
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Excuse me, Murdock,
the Vette goes with me.
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Oh, Hannibal.
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Hello, Jerry.
This is Hannibal.
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Yeah, we just heard.
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Would you check
this deal out for us?
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How can they pardon
that lying, stealing,
piece of spit?
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He shoots at my men...
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robs our ordnance...
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and now he's gonna be
laughing in our faces!
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(Case)
What're you gonna do,
General Fulbright?
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Decker tried for two years
and couldn't catch them.
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Decker was soft.
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Decker was never
fully committed...
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to the capture of these men!
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That's why Decker
is now on his rusty-dusty
in Bangor in Maine.
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There's a big difference
between me and him, Sergeant.
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And you and the other men
in this outfit...
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are gonna find it out
very quickly.
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Fix the emblem on your collar.
And then you listen up.
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When Peck hits the streets...
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I'm gonna be on him
like stink on a boot.
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Where he goes, I go.
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What he does, I do.
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And if the A-Team tries
to make contact with him...
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we're gonna take them all.
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Fulbright's law, Sergeant...
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never wait.
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Attack.
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*[Face scatting]
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(Face)
Well, I'm ready.
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Faceman emerges to face...
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an unsuspecting world.
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Face, we all know
there's something wrong here.
No.
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There's a reason
all this is happening
that we don't know.
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We gotta be careful.
Now take it slow.
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No, I don't want you guys
following me. Okay?
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I can take care of myself.
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Besides, that's just
what Decker would expect.
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It'd be dangerous.
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Faceman...
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you have any last minute
words of advice for me...
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before I fill your able
but slimy shoes?
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Slimy shoes?
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For I will steal. I will lie.
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I will seduce my way
down the path...
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that you have shown me.
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He couldn't scam
yesterday's garbage.
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Oh, yeah?
Well, you just watch.
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With my new clothes...
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and my new manners...
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and especially...
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my new hair!
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I will thrill
and amaze us all.
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I don't like
the sound of that.
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[sighing]
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Gee, I feel like I'm
running out on you guys. Yeah?
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But you have to understand.
This is a pardon.
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It's my chance
to start a new life.
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Face...
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any of us
would grab the chance.
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B.A...
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you take care
of these bums, huh?
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[groaning]
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I'll do it, man.
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And you be careful.
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All right, I will.
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Well...
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I'll see you, guy.
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[mimicking Face]
Well...
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I'll see you, guy.
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Don't try and be me, Murdock.
I mean, it'll just get you
in trouble.
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Faceman, we all
got to have our idols.
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So, now it's just time
for yours truly
to step up...
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and be initiated.
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How about it?
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Oh, it's nice,
but I'd still prefer
a tall blonde.
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(Hannibal)
Come on, Face.
I'll drop you off.
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Oh, I wouldn't
do that, Hannibal.
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See, I'm supposed to
pick my pardon up...
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at the government
building. So....
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And Decker'll probably
be there and....
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[sighing]
Well, I called a cab.
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So...
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stay in touch.
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[sighing]
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He's walking
into something. I know it.
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Have you contacted
our people on the street?
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They have
been alerted.
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But it is our feeling
that this man...
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will be under constant
government surveillance.
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At first, then,
he will be hard to locate.
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He will be cautious,
unsure of his freedom--
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You will find him.
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No amount of money
is too much.
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He robbed me
of my only real valuable
possession in life.
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You will find him
and bring him to me.
Do you understand?
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Lieutenant Peck.
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Charlene Cross,
LA Dispatch.
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Were you surprised
by Colonel Miller's
announcement?
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[reporters chattering]
Well, Charlie....
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Well...
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it's not Lieutenant anymore.
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You know, it's just plain,
old Templeton Peck.
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You know, private citizen.
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Hi, there.
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Are you with the peacock?
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Toni Somerset,
NBC News.
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How do you feel
about the allegations...
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that you ran a large
illegal club for officers
and enlisted men...
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called the DMZ Tennis
and Racquetball Club?
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I just felt
that the fighting man...
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needed some recreation.
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So, I....
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I poured
a few tennis courts...
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and put in some racquetball...
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had the Seabees
dig a swimming pool.
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Yes, and, well, I....
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It wasn't the Bel Air
Sports Connection...
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but it got us through
some very tough times.
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Well, look, I'd like
to stand here and answer
your questions...
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but, well, I think there's
an Adjutant General inside...
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with a piece of paper
that I've been looking for,
for 12 years.
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[all laughing]
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Well, thank you all.
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Look, I'll have a formal
press conference...
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later at the hotel
and we'll do this right.
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You know, champagne,
finger sandwiches.
The whole ball of wax.
231
00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:03,246
All right? Ciao, thank you.
232
00:11:06,791 --> 00:11:08,376
You having nice day, Peck.
233
00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:11,838
Who are you?
Fulbright...
234
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,089
General Harlan Fulbright.
235
00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:15,675
"Bull" Fulbright. The....
236
00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:17,927
The terror of Toledo.
237
00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:20,430
Well, well, well...
238
00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:22,182
and what are you doing
here, General?
239
00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:24,934
I'm here to squash you
and all the slime
you run around with.
240
00:11:24,976 --> 00:11:26,644
You see, I know
who you really are.
241
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:27,937
A war hero...
242
00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:30,690
unjustly charged
with crimes he didn't commit.
243
00:11:30,732 --> 00:11:32,275
Not even close.
244
00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:35,111
You're garbage
that got wrapped up
in a nice package.
245
00:11:35,153 --> 00:11:37,197
Get out of my way, General.
246
00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:41,159
Or I will have
a writ of harassment
on your desk...
247
00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:42,994
before the sun goes down.
248
00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:00,095
Well, well.
249
00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:02,347
E.G. Fowler,
with Limelight Management
Incorporated.
250
00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:04,391
I'd like
to represent you...
(Carlton)
Excuse me.
251
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,351
...if you aren't already
spoken for.
Cary Carlton,
Atlanta Affiliate.
252
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:08,478
Could we do a little
standup piece right here?
Come on, Cary. No.
253
00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,397
We can't favor
one affiliate.
Just something short.
254
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,774
(Fowler)
Don't worry, you'll get
your chance. Call my office.
255
00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:15,068
Oh, sorry, guys,
you heard the lady...
256
00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:16,820
and I take
my orders like a man.
257
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:18,822
[reporters chattering]
258
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:21,157
Wow, you're pretty good.
259
00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:23,993
Look, PR people
are gonna be coming at you
in assault waves.
260
00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:25,954
Now, here is my deal.
261
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:28,790
$2,500 a week.
Expenses are split.
262
00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:31,209
I know you're probably
short of cash now.
263
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:34,170
So I'll do
the first week on account.
264
00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:37,090
By then, if I've
done my job...
265
00:12:37,132 --> 00:12:41,011
you'll have book advances
and TV appearance money...
266
00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:43,888
and maybe even
the film rights sold.
267
00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,348
What did you say
your name was, again?
268
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:46,683
E.G. Fowler.
269
00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:49,936
Well, E.G., throw in
a dinner for a hungry boy...
270
00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:51,813
and you got yourself a deal.
271
00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:53,064
(aide)
Lieutenant Peck...
272
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,025
this way, please.
The Governor is waiting.
273
00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:58,069
[muttering]
274
00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:05,410
(Hannibal)
Listen to this.
275
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,495
"On his career in Vietnam...
276
00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:09,789
"Lieutenant Peck stated...
277
00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:12,083
"that his
entrepreneurial interests...
278
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:15,920
"tended to overshadow
his military accomplishments.
279
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:19,007
"He and the ordinary members
of his team--"
280
00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:21,343
That's us, his team.
I love it.
281
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:23,553
"...took several
enemy positions...
282
00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:26,222
"deemed impossible
to capture...
283
00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:28,767
"by high-ranking brass.
284
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:32,354
"His sure-footed leadership
under fire, Peck stated...
285
00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:34,939
"helped to bring
the team back alive."
286
00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,776
Hey, Hannibal,
what was you doing
when all this was happening?
287
00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,403
I guess I was having cocktails
at Face's tennis club.
288
00:13:40,445 --> 00:13:41,529
[Hannibal exclaiming]
289
00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:43,031
Listen...
290
00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:46,409
"Peck is currently negotiating
with several publishers...
291
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:48,578
"and motion picture studios...
292
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:50,789
"for the rights
to his new book...
293
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,457
"Pecking Away at the System."
294
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:55,126
Catchy title.
295
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:58,129
Gee, if they make a movie
of it, I wonder who they'd
get to play me.
296
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,465
You know, Hannibal,
the way things are going...
297
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,300
you might not even be
mentioned in the movie.
298
00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,552
[car horn honking]
299
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,270
Is that Murdock?
300
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:27,617
[sighing]
Gosh, Hannibal, I....
301
00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:30,537
I was with this bilingual...
302
00:14:30,578 --> 00:14:32,247
primo foxette.
303
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:34,290
We were making ten
with a bullet...
304
00:14:34,332 --> 00:14:36,334
and I had to drop
everything!
305
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,461
Pile into the Vette
and race across town.
306
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:40,130
I mean, couldn't it wait?
307
00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:41,297
Oh, brother.
308
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:44,384
Brothers are your bag,
not me.
309
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:47,595
I'm into sisters
and their mothers,
if they're under 40.
310
00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:49,472
Why don't you cut it out,
fool. I've had enough of this.
311
00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:52,225
My name is not fool.
I am the Hunk Man.
312
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:53,476
You got it, boys and girls?
313
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:55,145
The Hunker.
314
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:57,230
Look at that Vette over there.
Why, it fits me like...
315
00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:58,398
[stuttering]
316
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,608
...a pair of argyle socks.
317
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:01,985
I mean, I love it.
318
00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:04,946
This is what life
is supposed to be about.
319
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,322
It's coming apart, Hannibal.
320
00:15:06,364 --> 00:15:08,408
Yeah, I'm afraid so.
321
00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:09,492
[Murdock sighing]
322
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:11,327
[mumbling]
323
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:17,959
[sighing]
I don't know, E.G. It's....
324
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:20,503
It's like
a whole new world
opening up to me.
325
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:23,340
Well, if we do this right,
it should only be
the beginning.
326
00:15:23,381 --> 00:15:26,676
You do seem to have
a natural charm
with the press.
327
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:28,511
But, Face, I really must--
328
00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:31,348
Let's drop that moniker.
329
00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:34,017
Now Templeton is the name.
330
00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:35,518
Actually...
331
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:39,189
your name originally was...
332
00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:41,232
Alvin Brenner.
333
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,902
Then you had it
legally changed
to Al Brennan...
334
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,196
then to Al Peck.
335
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:49,532
Then to Holmes Morrison,
then to Morrison Holmes...
336
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,493
and then to Templeton Peck.
337
00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:56,206
Where did you get this?
338
00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:58,375
From the writer I hired.
339
00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:01,252
He did extensive
background research.
340
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,088
He's waiting to hear from you.
341
00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:04,589
He's got the first
three chapters ready...
342
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,633
and they are going
to be delivered tonight.
343
00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:09,636
We promised the publisher
we'd have the book done
in two weeks...
344
00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:11,596
to cash in
on this peak publicity.
345
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,264
Look...
346
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:16,393
let's slough all this stuff
about the aliases.
347
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:17,602
What's in a name?
348
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,564
Funny question
coming from a guy...
349
00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:24,943
who's had so many.
350
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:28,530
What do you want to do
about this children's workshop
booking?
351
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:32,117
Chuck-a-Luck the Chicken
wants you as a guest
on his show.
352
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,993
Barnyard Ballyhoo.
353
00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:35,370
Let's book it.
354
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:38,373
I like the big chicken.
He's got panache.
355
00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:41,710
Besides, it'll be good
for my two to eleven
demographics.
356
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:45,422
You know, for a talker,
you're remarkably sexy.
357
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:48,049
I generally find
talkers very boring.
358
00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:51,594
Well, I also have a quiet,
thoughtful side.
359
00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,388
I love poetry.
360
00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:56,182
I'm a very good dancer
and I can quote...
361
00:16:56,224 --> 00:16:59,602
romantic passages
from Shakespeare, Bacon...
362
00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:01,271
Faulkner...
363
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:04,482
and Lord Byron.
364
00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:09,070
(Murdock)
Bet you're asking yourself
right now...
365
00:17:09,112 --> 00:17:11,114
who is this
great looking guy?
366
00:17:11,156 --> 00:17:13,074
And how can I talk him
into taking me out?
367
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:15,452
[stuttering]
Well, that's right.
I'm the guy of your dreams.
368
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:17,746
I mean, I bet
you noticed me...
369
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:20,540
getting out
of that fancy new Vette
over there. Right?
370
00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:24,794
I mean, I love fish...
371
00:17:24,836 --> 00:17:26,463
especially the whales.
372
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,465
I belong to Greenpeace...
373
00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:31,217
the Cousteau Society,
Save the Whales.
374
00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:33,303
I mean, the ocean.
375
00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:35,055
That's where it's happening.
376
00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:38,266
So, how about
an egg salad sandwich,
two jellyrolls...
377
00:17:38,308 --> 00:17:40,101
and a Twinkie six-pack to go?
378
00:17:40,143 --> 00:17:41,770
Oh, you have to go.
379
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:43,063
I can dig it.
380
00:17:43,104 --> 00:17:44,356
[stammering]
Well, I....
381
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:48,693
Yeah, I'll catch you
on the flip side.
382
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:53,365
Don't know what I did wrong.
383
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:01,289
Where's our breakfast, Hunk?
384
00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:03,583
We were hitting it off...
385
00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:06,252
but she got
an emergency call.
386
00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:08,463
You came on to her,
and she took off
with our breakfast.
387
00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:10,715
That is a very narrow...
388
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:12,759
[car tires screeching]
and selfish interpretation.
389
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:14,678
(Hannibal)
Okay, let's go guys.
There's Face.
390
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:16,513
I'll catch you on the....
391
00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:18,181
No, I already said that.
392
00:18:19,724 --> 00:18:21,476
This is getting
to be tiresome.
393
00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:38,201
Hey, Hannibal,
you think somebody'll try
to do something to Faceman?
394
00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:40,453
We've got nothing else to do.
395
00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:42,247
I wanna be sure
he's gonna be okay.
396
00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:44,582
Press breakfast.
397
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:46,626
Look...
398
00:18:46,668 --> 00:18:50,630
I hope
we're not fooling around
with local press here.
399
00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:54,217
No, no. I'd rather stick
with the networks.
400
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:56,553
You know, A.P., UPI...
401
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:58,847
The Unified News Bureau.
402
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:02,225
You don't want to let
this fame and celebrity
go to your head, Templeton.
403
00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:04,102
Me? Come on, E.G...
404
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:06,146
I'm just people.
405
00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:08,189
I'm just plain folks.
406
00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:11,818
You know, maybe we should
duck Chuck-A-Luck.
407
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:13,737
I don't know.
There's something about...
408
00:19:13,778 --> 00:19:16,156
sitting around,
talking with a chicken.
409
00:19:16,197 --> 00:19:19,784
You know, it may not be
the class image
that we're going for.
410
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:35,717
Ranger One
to Ranger Five.
411
00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:37,635
They just passed us,
heading east.
412
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,513
Black van
with the red stripe
is right on them.
413
00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:41,639
No sign
of the red Vette.
414
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,434
Okay, pick off the black van.
415
00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:45,769
We don't want them.
Got it.
416
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:47,187
Converge and apprehend.
417
00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:01,451
(Hannibal)
Don't let them get away, B.A.
418
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:12,379
City drivers.
419
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,339
It's frightening.
420
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:16,883
I could get killed
just as I become
a hot property.
421
00:20:18,009 --> 00:20:19,260
I gotta be careful.
422
00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:09,477
Come out with your hands up...
423
00:21:09,519 --> 00:21:11,229
or we'll open fire!
424
00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:12,981
[guns cocking]
425
00:21:13,023 --> 00:21:15,984
When your timing goes,
seems like nothing goes right.
426
00:21:16,026 --> 00:21:18,486
(B.A.)
Yeah, I think
they got us, Hannibal.
427
00:21:18,528 --> 00:21:19,779
Wanna go see
what they got for lunch.
428
00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:38,757
Oh, we're in real trouble now,
boys and girls.
429
00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:07,327
Take off the blindfolds.
430
00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:13,124
Piece of advice.
431
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,835
Don't mess around in something
that isn't your business.
432
00:22:15,877 --> 00:22:18,129
Now, that's great advice.
I'll take it.
433
00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:21,341
Is there anything else,
or did you just kidnap us
to be sure we'd listen up?
434
00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:23,009
Sit on them.
435
00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:24,344
I don't want these two
in the play.
436
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:35,271
[gun firing]
437
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,945
Let's use our little thumbs
and our forefingers...
438
00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:43,446
and get those weapons
out now!
439
00:22:53,748 --> 00:22:55,125
All right,
you with the beard...
440
00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:56,793
off with the cuffs.
441
00:22:56,835 --> 00:22:58,753
Murdock, for the first time,
I'm glad to see you.
442
00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:01,840
That's Hunk
or Hunk Man to you.
443
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,508
Hannibal, there are still
two guys outside.
444
00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:05,719
I suggest, we depart quickly.
445
00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:20,025
[guns firing]
446
00:23:39,794 --> 00:23:41,504
(Hannibal)
John Jones.
447
00:23:41,546 --> 00:23:45,133
Height, 5'11", 175 pounds.
448
00:23:45,175 --> 00:23:48,261
Weight medium,
complexion medium,
everything medium.
449
00:23:48,303 --> 00:23:50,388
Well, it's
Mr. National Average.
450
00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:53,892
You know, but I hate
to state the obvious,
Hannibal...
451
00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:56,061
but you don't get
haircuts like that...
452
00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:57,187
at Chez David.
453
00:23:57,228 --> 00:23:58,855
Right, Murdock.
454
00:23:58,897 --> 00:24:01,232
They're government spooks,
it's a fake John Jones.
455
00:24:01,274 --> 00:24:03,360
Nobody is called John Jones.
456
00:24:03,401 --> 00:24:05,362
You know,
that house we were at
was for sale.
457
00:24:06,446 --> 00:24:09,282
Limelight Homes.
458
00:24:09,324 --> 00:24:12,035
We'll give them a ring.
See if they gave the key
to anybody.
459
00:24:12,077 --> 00:24:14,496
Doesn't Face's PR lady
work for a firm called...
460
00:24:14,537 --> 00:24:16,915
Limelight Management?
461
00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:19,959
Well, it could be
a coincidence.
462
00:24:20,001 --> 00:24:22,962
Just government economy.
They may only have
one stencil.
463
00:24:23,004 --> 00:24:25,382
Let's give
Limelight Management a ring...
464
00:24:25,423 --> 00:24:26,883
and see what we come up with.
465
00:24:28,885 --> 00:24:30,095
Yes, information.
466
00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:31,429
That's right.
467
00:24:31,471 --> 00:24:33,598
Yeah, I got it.
468
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,600
Say, information...
469
00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:37,268
while I got you
on the line here...
470
00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:39,270
I mean, you sound like
a groovy chickla...
471
00:24:39,312 --> 00:24:41,815
and I'm a six-foot,
square-jawed bundle of fun.
472
00:24:41,856 --> 00:24:44,067
I got a Vette, it's hot.
I like to talk about...
473
00:24:44,109 --> 00:24:46,528
whales. I like sushi...
474
00:24:46,569 --> 00:24:47,946
and sharing.
475
00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:50,490
Perhaps, I could
squeeze you...
476
00:24:50,532 --> 00:24:52,867
into my date-filled
calendar book.
477
00:24:52,909 --> 00:24:55,412
Shall we say, Friday? Eight--
478
00:24:55,453 --> 00:24:56,955
[dial tone droning]
479
00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:57,997
[sighing]
480
00:24:58,039 --> 00:24:59,624
Must have got cut off.
481
00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:02,085
She hung up on you.
You insulting
these women.
482
00:25:02,127 --> 00:25:03,586
Well...
483
00:25:03,628 --> 00:25:06,464
as we say
in the better health clubs
of the West side...
484
00:25:06,506 --> 00:25:08,091
"Ask not, get not."
485
00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:10,301
Murdock,
better give me the number,
I'll make the call.
486
00:25:10,343 --> 00:25:12,053
Hannibal, please.
487
00:25:12,095 --> 00:25:13,638
I can do this.
I really can.
488
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,849
You'd let Faceman do it,
why not Hunk Man?
489
00:25:15,890 --> 00:25:17,100
Because you
will mess it up.
490
00:25:17,142 --> 00:25:20,061
But I can do voices
just like Faceman.
491
00:25:20,103 --> 00:25:22,022
I can do Sylvester the Cat.
492
00:25:22,063 --> 00:25:23,940
[mimicking Sylvester]
Listen here, sweetheart...
493
00:25:23,982 --> 00:25:26,192
this pussycat knows
where his fur is parted.
494
00:25:26,234 --> 00:25:28,987
I can do Bullwinkle.
495
00:25:29,029 --> 00:25:32,449
[mimicking Bullwinkle]
Oh, look, I'm knee-deep
in pretzels, poopie.
496
00:25:32,490 --> 00:25:34,451
I can do Henry Kissinger.
497
00:25:34,492 --> 00:25:38,455
[mimicking Henry Kissinger]
Hello, this is
Henry Kissinger.
498
00:25:38,496 --> 00:25:40,623
That might work. Try it.
499
00:25:40,665 --> 00:25:41,875
(Vaughn)
Yeah?
500
00:25:41,916 --> 00:25:44,669
Sir, it's Henry Kissinger.
501
00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:46,546
He wants to talk
to Templeton Peck.
502
00:25:49,049 --> 00:25:51,176
Yes, who is this please?
503
00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:53,511
[mimicking Henry Kissinger]
Well, I was just getting ready
to ask you the same question.
504
00:25:53,553 --> 00:25:57,015
However,
this is Henry Kissinger.
505
00:25:57,057 --> 00:26:00,560
Mr. Kissinger.
Hi, this is David Vaughn.
506
00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:02,312
I don't know
if you remember me...
507
00:26:02,354 --> 00:26:06,107
but we met at the Central
Intelligence Agency
bomb briefings in '67.
508
00:26:06,149 --> 00:26:07,609
Yes. David.
509
00:26:07,650 --> 00:26:12,197
What a great pleasure it is
to be speaking to you...
510
00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:16,034
and I wonder if you could
help me with a problem.
511
00:26:16,076 --> 00:26:20,205
I have desperately been trying
to locate Templeton Peck.
512
00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:21,581
I would like to invite him...
513
00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:26,002
to a Friars Club
roast in his honor.
514
00:26:26,044 --> 00:26:27,420
Well...
515
00:26:27,462 --> 00:26:30,674
he's busy all afternoon
doing political interviews.
516
00:26:30,715 --> 00:26:32,092
Can't he call you?
517
00:26:32,133 --> 00:26:34,010
[mumbling]
518
00:26:34,052 --> 00:26:37,681
Well, I am at the VIP lounge
at the....
519
00:26:37,722 --> 00:26:39,265
[mimicking sound of aircraft]
520
00:26:42,602 --> 00:26:44,604
What was that? I'm sorry.
521
00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:47,232
Excuse me, I didn't get that.
522
00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:50,068
Well, you could try him
at the Vine Street Studio.
523
00:26:50,110 --> 00:26:51,986
He's has an interview there
this afternoon.
524
00:26:52,028 --> 00:26:54,572
Oh, thank you
very much, David...
525
00:26:54,614 --> 00:26:57,075
for all of your courtesy.
526
00:26:57,117 --> 00:27:00,662
So remember,
Nancy Ramsey says hizy-wizy.
527
00:27:02,122 --> 00:27:04,249
Well, hi back to her.
528
00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:07,127
Good. Good. Good.
529
00:27:11,256 --> 00:27:12,716
It's CIA.
530
00:27:12,757 --> 00:27:14,592
It figures.
Where's Face?
531
00:27:14,634 --> 00:27:16,011
He's at the Vine
Street Studio.
532
00:27:16,052 --> 00:27:17,721
Some kind of big
political interview.
533
00:27:17,762 --> 00:27:20,557
(Face)
That's right, Chuck-A-Luck,
it was tough.
534
00:27:20,598 --> 00:27:22,726
But, you know,
when things are tough...
535
00:27:22,767 --> 00:27:24,561
sometimes it makes you
a better man.
536
00:27:24,602 --> 00:27:27,605
[mimicking a chicken]
Boy, that's really
interesting, Faceman.
537
00:27:27,647 --> 00:27:30,275
My barnyard friends...
538
00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:32,193
were telling me
just the other day...
539
00:27:32,235 --> 00:27:34,612
that when they were accused
of something they didn't do...
540
00:27:34,654 --> 00:27:38,241
it was really tough
because they got very angry.
541
00:27:38,283 --> 00:27:40,118
Thanks, Faceman.
542
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,619
We'll be right back.
543
00:27:41,661 --> 00:27:43,371
[clucking]
544
00:27:45,707 --> 00:27:47,042
[whispering]
Face. Face.
545
00:27:47,083 --> 00:27:49,336
Oh, hi.
We're right in the middle
of an interview.
546
00:27:49,377 --> 00:27:50,795
That's it for me.
547
00:27:50,837 --> 00:27:52,547
Thank you, very much.
548
00:27:52,589 --> 00:27:54,424
[Chuck-a-Luck in man's voice]
I'm out of here
for lunch, cowboy.
549
00:27:54,466 --> 00:27:55,633
Great guy, huh?
550
00:27:55,675 --> 00:27:58,261
Or bird, or whatever.
551
00:28:06,227 --> 00:28:08,271
[mimicking Face]
552
00:28:08,313 --> 00:28:10,774
Yeah, he asked
some very interesting
questions.
553
00:28:10,815 --> 00:28:14,652
You know, some
of these interviewers,
they're so boring.
554
00:28:14,694 --> 00:28:18,031
All they wanna know about
is all your heroic exploits.
555
00:28:18,073 --> 00:28:19,449
Face...
556
00:28:19,491 --> 00:28:21,326
can you let the air
out of your head
for a minute...
557
00:28:21,368 --> 00:28:23,620
and listen to us?
Yeah.
558
00:28:23,661 --> 00:28:26,664
We were just picked up
by a squad of guys...
559
00:28:26,706 --> 00:28:29,084
in gray civvies who took us...
560
00:28:29,125 --> 00:28:31,503
to a garage in the valley.
561
00:28:31,544 --> 00:28:33,421
(Hannibal)
Now, they didn't want
to bust us.
562
00:28:33,463 --> 00:28:35,298
They just wanted
to keep us out of the way.
563
00:28:35,340 --> 00:28:38,468
Something's going down
and you are in the center
of it.
564
00:28:38,510 --> 00:28:40,303
I appreciate the concern.
565
00:28:40,345 --> 00:28:43,515
You know, the CIA,
they probably wanna
keep an eye on me.
566
00:28:43,556 --> 00:28:46,434
Why? Don't make
no sense to me.
567
00:28:46,476 --> 00:28:48,812
Yeah, well, none of this
makes much sense, B.A...
568
00:28:48,853 --> 00:28:51,147
but sure is fun.
569
00:28:51,189 --> 00:28:55,110
Gee, guys, things are going
so great, I mean...
570
00:28:55,151 --> 00:28:58,113
if you only knew
what it was like.
571
00:28:58,154 --> 00:29:01,074
I mean,
people want my autograph.
572
00:29:01,116 --> 00:29:04,160
Everywhere I go people,
they wanna know...
573
00:29:04,202 --> 00:29:05,662
what I think about stuff.
574
00:29:05,704 --> 00:29:08,289
Like that big chicken there.
575
00:29:08,331 --> 00:29:10,083
Right. Right, like him.
576
00:29:10,583 --> 00:29:11,876
Yeah. And, oh...
577
00:29:11,918 --> 00:29:13,294
the women.
578
00:29:13,837 --> 00:29:15,380
The women!
579
00:29:15,755 --> 00:29:17,090
See...
580
00:29:17,132 --> 00:29:19,718
E.G., she's winding up
some stuff.
581
00:29:19,759 --> 00:29:21,428
I'd be careful
about her, Face.
582
00:29:21,469 --> 00:29:22,762
Of E.G.?
583
00:29:22,804 --> 00:29:25,306
Are you kidding?
I mean, she set this all up.
584
00:29:25,348 --> 00:29:26,808
We're gonna
have to charter a jet.
585
00:29:26,850 --> 00:29:28,518
Just to get
to all the gigs.
586
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,520
"I knew my buddies
wouldn't make it without me.
587
00:29:30,562 --> 00:29:32,397
"The Delta was
clogged with VC...
588
00:29:32,439 --> 00:29:35,567
"and, armed only with my knife
and my wits, I went back--"
589
00:29:35,608 --> 00:29:37,485
Yeah, that's right.
Well, it's--
590
00:29:37,527 --> 00:29:38,945
(Hannibal)
When was that, Face?
591
00:29:38,987 --> 00:29:41,406
Oh, well, this.... That's just
the first draft, you see.
592
00:29:41,448 --> 00:29:42,907
Yeah, I haven't had a chance
to rewrite it yet.
593
00:29:42,949 --> 00:29:45,368
I mean, things
are happening so fast.
594
00:29:45,410 --> 00:29:47,537
And this writer
he exaggerates everything.
595
00:29:47,579 --> 00:29:49,664
Of course, if we're going
to get Bob to play me.
596
00:29:49,706 --> 00:29:51,249
You know, we're gonna
have to...
597
00:29:51,291 --> 00:29:53,793
center it
on the Faceman character
slightly.
598
00:29:54,461 --> 00:29:55,920
Bob who?
599
00:29:55,962 --> 00:29:57,130
Redford.
600
00:29:57,505 --> 00:29:59,632
And who plays me, Face?
601
00:29:59,674 --> 00:30:02,260
You? Oh, well...
602
00:30:02,302 --> 00:30:05,388
your character's been
scaled down slightly,
Hannibal.
603
00:30:05,430 --> 00:30:06,598
You're not in it, Hannibal.
604
00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:08,558
(Face)
Of course, he's in it, B.A.
605
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:12,228
He's just not what we call
a focal character. See?
606
00:30:12,270 --> 00:30:13,730
Now, look, guys...
607
00:30:13,772 --> 00:30:16,941
my schedule
is really pressing.
So, if you'll just--
608
00:30:16,983 --> 00:30:18,735
Face.
609
00:30:18,777 --> 00:30:22,739
You've gotta get off
this ego trip, Lieutenant.
You're in danger.
610
00:30:22,781 --> 00:30:25,283
Right, I'm in danger
of missing my 3:00.
611
00:30:25,325 --> 00:30:28,745
Oh, come on, guys,
what could happen to me?
612
00:30:28,787 --> 00:30:32,540
I mean,
I have people around me
every second of the day.
613
00:30:32,582 --> 00:30:35,794
And believe me, Hannibal,
I am very good at security.
614
00:30:35,835 --> 00:30:37,629
All my antennae are out.
615
00:30:37,671 --> 00:30:39,756
Now, look, guys,
I gotta go. Really, gotta go.
616
00:30:39,798 --> 00:30:41,508
Thanks for
stopping by. Really.
617
00:30:41,549 --> 00:30:42,967
Looking great, Murdock.
618
00:30:43,009 --> 00:30:45,303
Oh, and I'll send you all
autographed copies
of the book.
619
00:30:45,345 --> 00:30:48,473
You know, and don't worry
about that little piece
of nonsense that B.A. read.
620
00:30:48,515 --> 00:30:51,476
I'll straighten
that dippy writer out.
Really. Trust me.
621
00:30:51,518 --> 00:30:52,686
Ciao.
Ciao.
622
00:30:55,271 --> 00:30:58,650
[sighing]
Boy, is he on an ego trip.
623
00:30:58,692 --> 00:31:02,904
But we're all gonna get
autographed copies
of his book, guys.
624
00:31:03,488 --> 00:31:04,614
[guns firing]
625
00:31:14,541 --> 00:31:15,542
[screaming]
626
00:31:17,419 --> 00:31:18,211
[grunts]
627
00:31:20,463 --> 00:31:21,464
[gun firing]
628
00:31:25,010 --> 00:31:26,428
[guns firing]
629
00:31:42,485 --> 00:31:43,820
[guns firing]
630
00:31:49,367 --> 00:31:51,036
No numbers.
631
00:31:51,077 --> 00:31:52,912
We should have
stayed closer to him
whether he wanted us or not.
632
00:32:11,681 --> 00:32:14,184
I'd like to see
your Chief Executive Officer,
please.
633
00:32:14,225 --> 00:32:16,353
I'm interested in looking
at all the parcels of land...
634
00:32:16,394 --> 00:32:19,189
you represent
on the west side of town
of $5 million and up.
635
00:32:19,230 --> 00:32:21,358
You'd need
to speak to Mr. Gilbert.
Who should I say is calling?
636
00:32:21,399 --> 00:32:22,734
Hugh Howland.
637
00:32:22,776 --> 00:32:24,778
Hugh Howland Industries.
638
00:32:24,819 --> 00:32:26,112
Thank you.
639
00:32:30,116 --> 00:32:31,117
(Hannibal)
Well...
640
00:32:32,577 --> 00:32:34,454
you must be Mr. Gilbert.
641
00:32:34,496 --> 00:32:36,498
That's right.
How can I help you,
Mr. Howland?
642
00:32:36,539 --> 00:32:39,834
Well, I buy properties.
Large parcels of property.
643
00:32:39,876 --> 00:32:41,878
Up to 100 acres.
644
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:43,880
We're the hotel people,
you know.
645
00:32:43,922 --> 00:32:45,799
Well, this is
a nice, little shop
you got here, Mr. Gilbert.
646
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:47,384
You got a first name?
647
00:32:47,425 --> 00:32:49,469
Sir, I'm afraid we don't
handle large tracts.
648
00:32:49,511 --> 00:32:50,887
Oh. What do you handle?
649
00:32:50,929 --> 00:32:53,139
Well, we work
on a build-to-suit basis.
650
00:32:53,181 --> 00:32:54,391
Working for--
Build-to-suit?
651
00:32:54,432 --> 00:32:56,142
Working for clients
who have special needs...
652
00:32:56,184 --> 00:32:57,435
generally
small manufacturing.
653
00:33:00,146 --> 00:33:01,564
Excuse me, sir.
Wait a minute.
Where you going?
654
00:33:01,606 --> 00:33:03,566
Is there something wrong?
655
00:33:03,608 --> 00:33:05,443
Well, I was just trying
to tell you that
I think you should go...
656
00:33:05,485 --> 00:33:07,404
to a traditional
real estate company.
657
00:33:07,445 --> 00:33:09,322
We just don't handle
that kind of property.
658
00:33:09,364 --> 00:33:11,199
Well, what do you handle?
Maybe I could buy some.
659
00:33:11,241 --> 00:33:14,285
You got any good residential?
Always got my eye out
for prime residential.
660
00:33:14,327 --> 00:33:16,621
Look, Mr. Howland, we're
not doing residential
real estate, either.
661
00:33:16,663 --> 00:33:19,124
It's factories
built-to-suit.
662
00:33:19,165 --> 00:33:20,917
Like I said,
it's all very specialized.
663
00:33:20,959 --> 00:33:22,919
Well, goodbye, son.
664
00:33:22,961 --> 00:33:25,505
Good luck and cheer up.
665
00:33:29,843 --> 00:33:31,594
This is the place.
666
00:33:31,636 --> 00:33:34,431
David Vaughn is in there
along with a couple of others
we know.
667
00:33:34,472 --> 00:33:36,433
It is not
a real estate office.
668
00:33:36,474 --> 00:33:37,934
It is a front.
669
00:33:37,976 --> 00:33:39,477
What do you want
from the old Hunker?
670
00:33:39,519 --> 00:33:41,354
Nothing right now.
671
00:33:41,396 --> 00:33:44,899
We're gonna wait
till Mr. Vaughn goes somewhere
he won't be disturbed...
672
00:33:44,941 --> 00:33:48,153
and then we're gonna
pay him a visit.
673
00:33:48,820 --> 00:33:50,155
Yeah.
674
00:33:59,497 --> 00:34:01,833
Are we all set up
out at this farm
in Valencia?
675
00:34:01,875 --> 00:34:04,627
Yeah. They've still got
Peck out there but Chow
hasn't shown up.
676
00:34:04,669 --> 00:34:06,546
Keep a chopper ready.
677
00:34:06,588 --> 00:34:09,299
If Chow dies in the shootout,
it's not gonna break my heart.
678
00:34:09,341 --> 00:34:10,383
And what about Peck?
679
00:34:10,425 --> 00:34:12,969
He's nothing
but the cheese in the trap.
680
00:34:13,011 --> 00:34:15,305
If the rat eats the cheese,
what do we care...
681
00:34:15,347 --> 00:34:16,848
so long as the trap
gets sprung.
682
00:34:39,412 --> 00:34:41,915
Well, it's done.
They picked up your boy.
683
00:34:43,291 --> 00:34:47,420
What's this, E.G.?
Is this contempt or anger?
684
00:34:47,462 --> 00:34:49,881
Oh, don't tell me
we're getting soft
about targets.
685
00:34:49,923 --> 00:34:51,716
Oh, shut up, David.
686
00:34:53,718 --> 00:34:55,637
Maybe you should
go back to Operations...
687
00:34:55,679 --> 00:34:57,847
if you can't take it
out here in the field.
688
00:34:57,889 --> 00:34:59,891
(E.G.)
Sometimes I just
don't like what we do.
689
00:35:00,892 --> 00:35:03,228
If this guy is General Chow...
690
00:35:03,269 --> 00:35:04,938
we'll be bagging
one of the biggest
war criminals...
691
00:35:04,979 --> 00:35:06,272
in the last decade.
692
00:35:06,314 --> 00:35:08,483
Well, what about Temp?
693
00:35:08,525 --> 00:35:12,862
Oh, it's Temp now, is it?
I thought he was just
an expendable, wanted felon.
694
00:35:12,904 --> 00:35:15,240
He got caught up
in this mess.
695
00:35:15,281 --> 00:35:18,702
I spent two days
making him feel
like Mick Jagger.
696
00:35:18,743 --> 00:35:21,705
He's overloaded on helium.
697
00:35:21,746 --> 00:35:24,958
I'd hate to see you
under similar circumstances.
698
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,002
Okay, that's
your debriefing.
699
00:35:27,043 --> 00:35:29,504
Get lost.
You're excused. Go.
700
00:35:45,687 --> 00:35:46,771
B.A.
701
00:35:48,773 --> 00:35:50,275
(Vaughn)
Hey. Hey!
702
00:35:52,944 --> 00:35:54,487
What are you--
Hey!
703
00:35:57,490 --> 00:35:58,992
(Vaughn)
Hey! What are you doing?
704
00:35:59,034 --> 00:36:01,286
Hey, let me go!
705
00:36:02,662 --> 00:36:03,913
[screaming]
706
00:36:04,706 --> 00:36:05,832
What are you doing?
707
00:36:05,874 --> 00:36:06,875
Hey! Let me go!
708
00:36:09,377 --> 00:36:10,879
I'll tell you anything.
709
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:13,340
Anything.
I'll tell you anything.
710
00:36:17,802 --> 00:36:19,637
[gasping]
711
00:36:19,679 --> 00:36:22,932
Are you guys crazy?
I could have been killed!
712
00:36:22,974 --> 00:36:25,310
Well, let's put this thing
back on the ground.
713
00:36:26,436 --> 00:36:27,937
(Hannibal)
Right now.
714
00:36:27,979 --> 00:36:30,523
You hijacked me.
You shot at me.
715
00:36:30,565 --> 00:36:33,526
You were involved
with kidnapping
one of my team.
716
00:36:33,568 --> 00:36:35,737
I'm not gonna play around
with you, pal.
717
00:36:35,779 --> 00:36:37,781
You come clean right now...
718
00:36:37,822 --> 00:36:40,825
or you spend
the rest of the afternoon
counting your broken teeth.
719
00:36:40,867 --> 00:36:43,828
It's a secret unit
known as The Shop.
That's all I can tell you.
720
00:36:43,870 --> 00:36:46,414
Except you don't wanna
mess with us.
Oh yes, I do.
721
00:36:46,456 --> 00:36:48,792
I'm a nutburger.
I have no fear of death.
722
00:36:48,833 --> 00:36:51,086
I may be a homicidal maniac.
723
00:36:51,127 --> 00:36:53,963
If I were you, pal,
I'd come clean.
724
00:36:54,005 --> 00:36:55,965
I could charm it out of him.
725
00:36:56,007 --> 00:36:57,634
Or I could beat it out of him.
726
00:36:57,676 --> 00:37:01,096
Equally unappetizing notions,
Mr. Vaughn, I assure you.
727
00:37:02,514 --> 00:37:04,474
Go ahead, B.A.
No.
728
00:37:04,516 --> 00:37:06,351
[stuttering]
Just hold it.
729
00:37:08,561 --> 00:37:11,981
During the war,
there was a Vietcong general
named Chow.
730
00:37:12,023 --> 00:37:13,650
We think
he's in this country now...
731
00:37:13,692 --> 00:37:16,986
operating as the head
of an Asian trading company.
732
00:37:17,028 --> 00:37:19,531
So bust him.
We can't prove it.
733
00:37:19,572 --> 00:37:22,867
We don't have fingerprints,
a detailed record,
just some old photographs.
734
00:37:22,909 --> 00:37:24,828
We're trying to lure him
into the open.
735
00:37:24,869 --> 00:37:26,913
Get him to make
a criminal movement.
736
00:37:26,955 --> 00:37:28,039
What's this got
to do with Face?
737
00:37:28,081 --> 00:37:29,749
We have good intelligence...
738
00:37:29,791 --> 00:37:33,169
that General Chow
hated violently a man
named Templeton Peck.
739
00:37:33,211 --> 00:37:37,549
Some Cong general
hated Peck? Why?
740
00:37:37,590 --> 00:37:39,134
Chow!
741
00:37:39,175 --> 00:37:42,012
That is the name of the girl
who ran the leather shop...
742
00:37:42,053 --> 00:37:43,763
at Face's tennis club.
743
00:37:43,805 --> 00:37:46,599
She ran away from home.
Peck shielded her
and then he dishonored her.
744
00:37:46,641 --> 00:37:48,977
Oh, hold it. I was there.
He never touched her.
745
00:37:49,019 --> 00:37:50,520
She was
just a sweet little kid.
746
00:37:50,562 --> 00:37:52,480
Does it really matter
what the facts are?
747
00:37:52,522 --> 00:37:54,232
The whole thing is...
748
00:37:54,274 --> 00:37:57,527
we had to get Peck
above ground so we could
see what would happen.
749
00:37:57,569 --> 00:37:58,903
They picked him up
this afternoon.
750
00:37:58,945 --> 00:38:01,489
Where is he?
He's out at a ranch
in Valencia.
751
00:38:01,531 --> 00:38:04,034
How do you know?
We had a mini transmitter...
752
00:38:04,075 --> 00:38:07,162
in the brads of the manuscript
we gave Lieutenant Peck
and then we followed him.
753
00:38:07,203 --> 00:38:09,581
Pecking Away At The System.
754
00:38:09,622 --> 00:38:12,709
I had such high hopes
for that book.
755
00:38:12,751 --> 00:38:14,210
(Hannibal)
What's that?
(Vaughn)
That's CIA issue.
756
00:38:14,252 --> 00:38:15,628
It's a jet pack.
757
00:38:15,670 --> 00:38:18,006
I'm supposed to deliver it
to my agents in the field.
758
00:38:18,048 --> 00:38:22,719
Colonel, I think we should
take this with us.
759
00:38:22,761 --> 00:38:23,887
Good idea, Captain.
760
00:38:25,138 --> 00:38:26,973
What about you, Miss Fowler?
761
00:38:27,015 --> 00:38:30,435
I want to help.
I know it's hard to believe
but I really like your friend.
762
00:38:31,603 --> 00:38:32,979
I just hope he's safe.
763
00:38:35,231 --> 00:38:39,778
If you guys could just tell me
what you want, okay?
764
00:38:39,819 --> 00:38:43,448
Oh, come on,
deals can be struck
on anything.
765
00:38:44,240 --> 00:38:45,992
Really.
766
00:38:46,034 --> 00:38:48,953
Yeah, you see, the whole art
of negotiation...
767
00:38:48,995 --> 00:38:52,832
is the realization
that no position
is unattainable.
768
00:38:54,959 --> 00:38:56,461
You know any good jokes?
769
00:38:57,796 --> 00:38:58,838
You wanna sing some songs?
770
00:39:01,758 --> 00:39:05,553
Well, maybe I'll just hold it
down for a little while.
771
00:39:17,190 --> 00:39:18,525
Okay...
772
00:39:18,566 --> 00:39:20,610
time for
a little military strategy.
773
00:39:20,652 --> 00:39:22,404
Now, who said...
774
00:39:22,445 --> 00:39:25,323
"Only use the air
to create areas of opportunity
on the ground"?
775
00:39:25,365 --> 00:39:27,158
Patton, General George.
776
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:29,619
That was football coach
Woody Hayes, fool.
777
00:39:29,661 --> 00:39:30,870
Right, B.A.
778
00:39:31,371 --> 00:39:32,831
Now, Murdock...
779
00:39:32,872 --> 00:39:36,501
take your little gas machine
and this bag of grenades...
780
00:39:36,543 --> 00:39:38,169
and when that chopper
comes in...
781
00:39:38,211 --> 00:39:39,462
give them something else
to think about.
782
00:39:39,504 --> 00:39:42,632
I'll drop those pineapples...
783
00:39:42,674 --> 00:39:46,177
like a crazed pigeon
hovering over
a mounted statue.
784
00:39:48,346 --> 00:39:50,015
Okay. Let's go.
785
00:39:59,232 --> 00:40:01,568
Everything's cool down there.
House is quiet.
786
00:40:26,593 --> 00:40:28,011
(Don)
Okay, let's go.
787
00:40:46,654 --> 00:40:48,156
(Chow)
So we finally meet.
788
00:40:48,198 --> 00:40:52,243
I have waited for this moment
for 15 years.
789
00:40:52,285 --> 00:40:54,412
I have savored the thought
of meeting you.
790
00:40:54,454 --> 00:40:57,665
I hate to appear rude,
but who the hell are you,
sport?
791
00:40:57,707 --> 00:41:00,335
My daughter was Lin Chow.
792
00:41:00,377 --> 00:41:01,378
Wait a minute.
793
00:41:02,629 --> 00:41:05,965
Her father was General Chow...
794
00:41:06,007 --> 00:41:08,301
the Butcher of Mekong.
795
00:41:08,343 --> 00:41:11,971
I go by the name
of Byron Fung now.
796
00:41:12,013 --> 00:41:13,598
You have dishonored
my daughter.
797
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:16,267
And I have a responsibility
of honor...
798
00:41:16,309 --> 00:41:18,269
to punish you
for your transgression.
799
00:41:18,311 --> 00:41:20,438
I never did anything
to your daughter.
She was a friend of mine.
800
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:23,274
I would never take
advantage of that.
801
00:41:23,316 --> 00:41:26,403
Besides, even if I did,
which I didn't...
802
00:41:26,444 --> 00:41:28,196
you know, but even if I did...
803
00:41:28,238 --> 00:41:31,616
I'm sure
that even you must know
that love is a gift...
804
00:41:31,658 --> 00:41:34,119
it's freely given
and freely accepted...
805
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:37,288
and a true gift can't be
forced on anyone.
806
00:41:38,540 --> 00:41:40,792
Further, I think
I should point out...
807
00:41:40,834 --> 00:41:44,045
that this sort
of old world behavior
of yours...
808
00:41:44,087 --> 00:41:46,172
you know, it's very unhip....
809
00:41:48,383 --> 00:41:49,384
Oh, boy.
810
00:41:56,474 --> 00:41:57,642
[whooping]
811
00:42:07,652 --> 00:42:08,695
[grenade exploding]
812
00:42:15,076 --> 00:42:16,077
[guns firing]
813
00:42:25,628 --> 00:42:27,047
[guns firing]
814
00:42:49,235 --> 00:42:50,737
[grunts]
815
00:42:50,779 --> 00:42:52,530
(Face)
Murdock,
what about the grenade?
816
00:42:52,572 --> 00:42:55,075
(Murdock)
I didn't pull the pin,
sweet cheeks.
817
00:42:55,116 --> 00:42:58,703
Murdock, listen,
I never touched his daughter.
Really.
818
00:42:58,745 --> 00:43:01,081
Put it in the book,
Templeton.
819
00:43:27,232 --> 00:43:28,316
Let's go, Murdock.
820
00:43:35,657 --> 00:43:36,658
[grunting]
821
00:44:01,558 --> 00:44:04,185
(man on TV)
In testimony
from E.G. Fowler...
822
00:44:04,227 --> 00:44:08,189
formerly an operations officer
attached to a renegade unit
known as The Shop...
823
00:44:08,231 --> 00:44:10,942
David Vaughn has been charged
with crimes against
the government...
824
00:44:10,984 --> 00:44:12,610
and attempted murder.
825
00:44:12,652 --> 00:44:15,238
Sources in the CIA
state that David Vaughn...
826
00:44:15,280 --> 00:44:17,532
was not operating
with Agency authority...
827
00:44:17,574 --> 00:44:20,618
and had taken on the operation
without sanction.
828
00:44:20,660 --> 00:44:23,455
Which leads us
to the last chapter
of this story...
829
00:44:23,496 --> 00:44:25,540
what of Templeton Peck?
830
00:44:25,582 --> 00:44:28,209
It appears that his pardon
was not signed...
831
00:44:28,251 --> 00:44:30,503
by the correct agency
in Washington...
832
00:44:30,545 --> 00:44:33,048
and that he was being used
as a tool by Vaughn...
833
00:44:33,089 --> 00:44:35,008
to capture General Chow...
834
00:44:35,050 --> 00:44:38,553
known in Vietnam
as The Red Death
or The Red Butcher.
835
00:44:38,595 --> 00:44:41,556
Templeton Peck has disappeared
into the underground...
836
00:44:41,598 --> 00:44:43,683
where he has been
forced to live for so long.
837
00:44:43,725 --> 00:44:45,685
Well, there goes
Face's pardon.
838
00:44:45,727 --> 00:44:48,229
I never missed Face so much
up until now.
839
00:44:48,271 --> 00:44:50,357
Having to put up
with that fool Murdock...
840
00:44:50,398 --> 00:44:52,192
going around
insulting women...
841
00:44:52,233 --> 00:44:54,527
saying he's sexy.
He's driving me crazy,
Hannibal.
842
00:44:56,446 --> 00:44:58,281
Oh, Hannibal,
did you see the news?
843
00:44:58,323 --> 00:44:59,824
My pardon went poof!
844
00:44:59,866 --> 00:45:02,660
I'm so sorry, Face.
I don't know how
to make it up to you.
845
00:45:02,702 --> 00:45:04,454
But I'd like to try.
846
00:45:04,496 --> 00:45:07,957
Sweetness,
I've got a program
of my own going on.
847
00:45:07,999 --> 00:45:10,418
You don't want to forget
about the man of your dreams,
do you?
848
00:45:10,460 --> 00:45:13,588
(Hannibal)
Uh-oh.
That's all right, Hannibal,
I can handle it.
849
00:45:13,630 --> 00:45:16,341
You see, there's more to life
than feeling guilty.
850
00:45:16,383 --> 00:45:19,052
As Old Blue Eyes
used to sing...
851
00:45:19,094 --> 00:45:20,804
* Fly me to the moon *
Murdock.
852
00:45:20,845 --> 00:45:23,515
Murdock, please. Back off.
I'm in the midst of closing
a deal here.
853
00:45:23,556 --> 00:45:26,017
Back off? Face...
854
00:45:26,059 --> 00:45:29,604
I've developed a whole line
of primo rap unto myself.
855
00:45:29,646 --> 00:45:31,606
I can talk intelligently
about the whales.
856
00:45:31,648 --> 00:45:34,067
I can do the "I'm okay,
you're okay" thing.
857
00:45:34,109 --> 00:45:35,527
I can share my feelings.
858
00:45:35,568 --> 00:45:39,280
I've got the whole line
of patter down.
859
00:45:39,322 --> 00:45:42,117
And with my basket
of social goodies full...
860
00:45:42,158 --> 00:45:45,412
I would like
to ask E.G. out...
861
00:45:45,453 --> 00:45:48,039
for an evening of sushi...
862
00:45:48,081 --> 00:45:50,250
and slow dancing.
863
00:45:50,291 --> 00:45:52,502
Well, you see,
that was about to be
my next question.
864
00:45:52,544 --> 00:45:55,046
How about some sushi
and the movies?
865
00:45:55,088 --> 00:45:56,423
The theater.
Opera?
866
00:45:56,464 --> 00:45:57,257
The ballet.
867
00:45:58,299 --> 00:45:59,175
I love the ballet.
868
00:46:01,219 --> 00:46:03,388
Look, Murdock,
I want you to stop being me.
869
00:46:03,430 --> 00:46:05,223
No way, José.
870
00:46:05,265 --> 00:46:07,642
Not on your monogrammed tie.
871
00:46:07,684 --> 00:46:10,353
How would you like it
if I took your personality?
872
00:46:10,395 --> 00:46:13,732
How would you like it
if I became you? If I become
"Howling Mad" Murdock?
873
00:46:13,773 --> 00:46:15,233
You couldn't.
874
00:46:15,275 --> 00:46:17,235
I couldn't?
I'm too complex.
875
00:46:17,277 --> 00:46:18,570
Too layered...
876
00:46:18,611 --> 00:46:21,031
too fruitcake.
877
00:46:21,072 --> 00:46:23,533
Too whiskey, too rye.
878
00:46:27,203 --> 00:46:28,496
[mimicking Murdock]
Come on, guys...
879
00:46:28,538 --> 00:46:31,166
let me fly you to the moon.
880
00:46:31,207 --> 00:46:33,335
[imitating Murdock]
Can't you see?
881
00:46:33,376 --> 00:46:35,628
I'm "Howling Mad" Murdock
who drives you...
882
00:46:35,670 --> 00:46:38,048
wildly insane.
883
00:46:38,089 --> 00:46:39,758
(paramedic on radio)
V.A. dispatch, this is Mobile
Three, we're at the motel...
884
00:46:39,799 --> 00:46:41,259
and going in for Murdock now.
885
00:46:42,469 --> 00:46:43,720
(dispatcher)
Roger.
886
00:46:47,098 --> 00:46:48,350
[imitating a monkey]
887
00:46:50,769 --> 00:46:51,686
Let's take him.
888
00:46:54,230 --> 00:46:56,566
No, you got the wrong--
That's Murdock.
Hey, Hannibal, say something.
889
00:46:56,608 --> 00:46:58,318
(Face)
You've got the wrong guy.
890
00:46:58,360 --> 00:46:59,736
I was just pretending
to be Murdock.
891
00:46:59,778 --> 00:47:02,072
I was assuming
his personality.
892
00:47:02,113 --> 00:47:04,282
(Murdock)
And quite convincingly, too,
I might add.
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