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♪
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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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You guys! You guys, oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh!
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- What is it?
- What happened, Bebe?
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Clyde just sent me
another text.
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Oh! Oh!
Oh! O!
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Oh, what's
this one say?
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I texted him if he thought
about me all the time,
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and he texted back,
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"It certainly seems
like all the time.
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It's hard to get someone
like you out of my mind.
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Aw! Aw!
Aw! A!
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Doesn't he just send
the best texts ever?
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- Yeah, he does!
- Sure does.
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Yesterday, I texted him,
"How do you know
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you're in love with me?"
And he said,
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"I know I'm in love with you
because spending time with you
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makes me feel like
I'm home
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and I can't imagine life
without you."
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- Aw!
- That's so sweet!
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Clyde wrote that?
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[ Cell phone dings ]
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Do you really care
about me that much?
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Does Stan ever talk to
you like that, Wendy?
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No.
Every time I send
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Stan a text, he just responds
with a thumbs up emoji.
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Yeah, well, Clyde is just
really into me.
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Oh, he's texting back!
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"Yes, I do care
about you that much.
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You mean a lot to me
and I care deeply about you."
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Aw! Aw!
Aw! Aw!
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[ Bell rings ]
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He's a Goddamn dream boat!
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♪
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[ Cell phone dings ]
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Hey, Stan, is there a time
we could talk today?
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I'm feeling a little insecure
about some things.
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[ Message sent chime ]
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♪
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Hey, Clyde,
can I talk to you?
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Sure, bro.
Well, um,
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Wendy just came up
to me and was acting all hurt
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'cause she thinks
I don't care about her.
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Uh-huh.
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And she said that she wishes
I would reply to her texts
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the way that Clyde
responds to Bebe's.
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So, like...
how do you do it?
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ChatGPT, dude.
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ChatGPT?
Yeah, dude,
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there's a bunch of apps
and programs you can subscribe
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to that use OpenAI
to do all your writing for you.
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People use em to write poems,
write job applications,
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but what they're
really good for
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is dealing with chicks.
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Here. Check it out.
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There's tons of ChatGPT
apps for you phone.
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So, then I can take
whatever latest dumb thing
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Bebe texted me,
I copy it,
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then I open the GPT app,
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Click "respond to," paste
her text here, hit "write."
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It just thinks for a second.
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"You would look great
with any length of hair!
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Trying a new look
could be fun."
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Copy that into messages
and send it off.
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It's super easy and convenient
and it saves me a ton of time
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because she texts me
so Goddamn much.
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[ Cell phone buzzes ]
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"I probably won't do it, but
thanks for being supportive."
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Cut. Paste. Write.
Cut. Messages. Paste.
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Send. There.
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[ Message sent chime ]
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All done with
her stupid shit.
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This is a real app?
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It'll completely
change your life, bro.
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Just, uh--
Just don't tell anybody, huh?
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If Bebe found out,
I'd be a dead man.
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♪
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Woman: ♪ Wet ink on the paper
makes me nervous ♪
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♪ I nearly lose my vision ♪
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♪ And then, my breath
and my pulse and mind ♪
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♪ Quicken ♪
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[ Cell phone buzzes ]
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♪ I come alive ♪
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♪ With every stroke
of every letter ♪
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♪ And every line you write ♪
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Keeps me awake thinking back
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♪ Oh, my first sight of you
was my first heart attack ♪
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Every letter makes me
lose my reason
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Every word is like
your kindest touch
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[ Cell phone buzzes ]
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How much I need you
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♪ Would you give me yourself
or turn and run? ♪
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♪ You light up desire
just by describing it ♪
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♪ I read to myself
until I go blind ♪
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♪ Your words fall around me
all through the night ♪
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♪ I can't resist
and I don't want to fight ♪
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[ Cell phone buzzes ]
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Man: ♪ Will you be held ♪
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♪ Will you be touched ♪
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♪ By my hand through
this paper? ♪
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♪ This is all too much ♪
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♪ Will we be ravaged ♪
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♪ Will we be true ♪
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♪ To somebody perfect,
somebody like you ♪
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♪ I'm tired of yearning ♪
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♪ I'm tired of learning ♪
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♪ I need to drink you ♪
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♪ My heart has been burning ♪
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[ Cell phone ringing ]
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[ Beep ]
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Hey, Stan, I didn't
get it yet.
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Didn't get what?
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You asked me if I wanted
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a bedtime story about frogs
or a song about swans.
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I said a bedtime story!
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Oh, yeah, I-I wrote it.
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I'll send it to you right now.
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Okay, bye!
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♪
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[ Bell rings ]
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Okay, children
let's take our seats.
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I've graded
your midterm essays,
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and I have to say, for the most
part, they were terrible.
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However, there were some essays
that I'm very happy with.
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There was a really great essay
from Clyde
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on the "1840s Labor Unions
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and Their Effect
on the Industrial Revolution."
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Let's hear it for Clyde, kids!
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Great work, Clyde.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Uh-huh.
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Someone who never writes
good essays, Butters,
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wrote an amazing piece
on "Post-Cold War Poland
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and the Changing Provision
of Security."
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Check plus, Butters!
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Oh, uh... thanks.
[ Chuckles nervously ]
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We also have another student
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who wrote a shockingly
good paper.
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This one's called "A Feminist
Neoliberal Perspective
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of Post-War Afghanistan"
by Eric Cartman!
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Ah, yes, thank you,
thank you.
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♪
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And this week, we have a new
student to the check plus club.
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For an amazing essay called
"Writing a Policy
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About Improving the Rights
of Migrant Workers."
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Let's hear it for Stan!
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[ Applause ]
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♪
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All right, what the hell
is going on?!
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You tell me
what's going on!
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Clearly, somebody
told Stan about ChatGPT!
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You guys are using it
to write essays, too!
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Yes, we are all using it,
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and we had a pact that we
wouldn't tell anyone else
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because then everyone
will start using it
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and Mr. Garrison
will figure it out!
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So who fucking
blabbed to Stan?
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I just told Stan about it as
a tool to text his girlfriend.
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God damn it, Clyde!
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You don't use an amazing AI
cheating tool to talk to girls!
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You're gonna ruin
everything!
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This can't be open source,
you guys!
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If everyone starts
using ChatGPT,
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then we lose
our unfair advantage.
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[ Zipper unzips ]
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[ Urinating ]
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[ Sniffs ]
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[ Grunts, farts ]
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[ Zipper zips ]
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[ Urinal flushes ]
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[ Under breath ]
Oh, God-fucking-damn it.
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[ Water running ]
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If they find out that we
don't have to work anymore,
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then they aren't gonna want to
work and then we're all screwed!
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Who's the one
who first found ChatGPT
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and thought to use it
for essays?
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Butters.
Right.
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But then Butters
told me about it,
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and I told him
not to tell anyone else!
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Right, but then you went
and blabbed about it to Clyde.
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That's right.
I was a little excited.
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You guys, I'm not going
to tell anyone else!
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You really think I want Wendy
finding out about this thing?
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Fine. So we're all
in it together.
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But you guys need to be careful
what you use it for.
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Because once you bring girls
into things,
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they're gonna ruin it.
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Just like slavery.
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Ugh.
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Ugh, God,
I can't take it, Rick!
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What's the matter?
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Oh, it's just grading these
stupid papers all the time!
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I have to read em' all
and comment on each one of them.
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Jesus Christ.
Something's changed,
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and now a few of the kids are
writing these really long,
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detailed essays.
I don't know what's going on.
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I guess I've taught them
really well,
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maybe a bit too well.
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Uh, yeah...
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Have you ever heard
of ChatGPT?
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ChatGPWhoza what?
The fuck is that?
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There's a few apps now,
really. But see?
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It has AI and takes
any subject matter
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and can instantly give you
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whatever kind of content
you want.
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Wait a minute...
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There's an app
that anyone can use
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that does all the thinking
and writing for you?
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Yeah.
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Well, this is gonna be
amazing!
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I can use it to grade
all my papers,
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and no one
will ever know!
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Uh, yeah, sure.
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I'll just type
the title of the essay in,
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and it'll generate
a comment,
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and I don't even have to
read the stupid things!
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Yeah, and then you'll
have more free time.
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Oh, this is great.
Thanks so much!
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Just got to make sure nobody
finds out I'm being sneaky
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Oh, and--
and, hey, Rick?
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Yeah?
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Thanks for all the replies
to my texts today.
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They were really supportive.
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Oh. Yeah.
Sure thing.
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[ Indistinct conversations
in background ]
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This place is good, right?
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Yeah, it's really good.
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Well, I know
it's not much,
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but I just wanted
to take you out somewhere
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to say thanks, Stan.
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For stepping up and working
on communication
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when I asked you to.
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Oh, that's cool.
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The things
we've talked about, Stan,
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it's really helping me.
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I don't feel so alone
and misunderstood.
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I've been so scared
for so long to tell anyone
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what happened to me
when I was six.
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Yeah.
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everything you had to say
about it was just right.
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It really changed the way
I think about the whole thing.
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Yeah.
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And when you said the same
thing happened to you, I--
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I couldn't believe it.
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Were you at home
when it happened?
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00:11:18,594 --> 00:11:20,471
Yep.
255
00:11:20,471 --> 00:11:22,390
We can't dwell
on those things.
256
00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:24,141
You're right about
a lot of stuff.
257
00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:27,103
There was just that one thing
I don't understand.
258
00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,438
About the boating accident
in Switzerland?
259
00:11:29,438 --> 00:11:31,899
The boating accident
in Switzerland...
260
00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:34,443
was tough.
261
00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:35,945
I thought you said
it was great.
262
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:39,407
It was great.
And very tough.
263
00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:43,369
But how did it cause
the thing with your cousin?
264
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,787
Oh, shit.
What time is it?
265
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:46,330
It's a little after 4:00.
266
00:11:46,330 --> 00:11:47,623
Oh, shit.
My mom told me to be home
267
00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:48,958
right at
a little after 4:00.
268
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,626
Sorry, Wendy.
I-I gotta get going.
269
00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:53,504
No, no, no, that's totally okay.
I gotta get going, too.
270
00:11:53,504 --> 00:11:54,588
Okay, cool.
271
00:11:55,714 --> 00:11:58,134
Thank you so much, Stan.
272
00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:03,347
Thank you for being the only
real thing in my life.
273
00:12:10,146 --> 00:12:11,814
Shit.
274
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,734
Clyde: "Oh, Bebe, your name
is like a song.
275
00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:18,696
A melody stuck
in my head so long.
276
00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:21,615
I can't help but smile
when I hear it said--
277
00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:24,285
Bebe, the name
always in my head."
278
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:26,579
Oh, God, so obvious.
279
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:29,331
Clyde: "I dream of spending
my days with you, Bebe.
280
00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:32,460
In South Park
or anywhere that maybay.
281
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:34,003
Talking, laughing,
just being together."
282
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,504
[ Through headphones ]
Beruhre meinen korper ♪
283
00:12:35,504 --> 00:12:36,964
"In a dream
I hope will last forever."
284
00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:39,592
Excuse me, Mr. Garrison?
285
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:41,051
Beruhre meinen korper ♪
286
00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:42,344
Mr. Garrison?!
287
00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:43,929
Oh, yeah.
What?
288
00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:46,599
I'm sorry, but I need to address
your class really quick.
289
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,602
Oh, yeah, yeah, sure.
Go ahead.
290
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:53,314
M'kay, kids, I need to discuss
a very serious matter.
291
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:56,650
There is a rumor going around
that someone at this school
292
00:12:56,650 --> 00:13:01,322
is using open AI technology
to do their work.
293
00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:03,532
[ Suspenseful music plays ]
294
00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:07,828
♪
295
00:13:07,828 --> 00:13:10,831
Well, that's crazy!
Who would do that?
296
00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:13,459
Now, I know that everyone
at this school is honest,
297
00:13:13,459 --> 00:13:15,419
hard-working,
m'kay, wouldn't--
298
00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:18,088
wouldn't even want
to use this "ChatGBD."
299
00:13:18,088 --> 00:13:20,466
ChatGPT!
300
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,384
Oh, m'kay,
but the school board
301
00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:24,553
has decided
to call in a company
302
00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:26,680
that can detect AI
in schoolwork
303
00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:29,517
and make sure nobody here
is cheating.
304
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,393
They--
They are gonna what?
305
00:13:31,393 --> 00:13:34,271
So we're just gonna collect all
the school work that we can--
306
00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:35,397
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
307
00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:36,649
And we are gonna
have them analyzed
308
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,567
for any AI contributions,
m'kay?
309
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:40,528
Well, those are--
those aren't, uh, quite ready.
310
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:41,862
Don't worry.
We'll get these all back to you
311
00:13:41,862 --> 00:13:43,405
after the testers
look through them.
312
00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:45,115
M'kay, kids,
sorry for the intrusion.
313
00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:46,867
Get back to your day.
M'kay.
314
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,329
God fucking dammit!
315
00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:51,705
I told you guys
this was gonna happen!
316
00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:52,915
What are we gonna do?!
317
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:54,416
There's nothing we can do.
It's over!
318
00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:55,876
We've lost
our unfair advantage.
319
00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:57,419
That's not
what's important.
320
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:59,088
If they find out I've been
using open AI for class,
321
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,756
Wendy's gonna know
I've been using it with her,
322
00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:02,258
and it's gonna
crush her!
323
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,385
Dude, same.
Bebe's gonna fucking kill me.
324
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:05,886
And who's fault is that,
you guys?
325
00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:07,721
I told you that once
you bring women into things,
326
00:14:07,721 --> 00:14:10,099
they ruin it just like
they did slavery.
327
00:14:10,099 --> 00:14:11,475
Okay, Eric,
could you explain
328
00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:13,060
exactly how women
ruined slavery?
329
00:14:13,060 --> 00:14:15,521
No, I can't, because I can't
use fuckin' ChatGPT anymore
330
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:16,772
'cause we got
fuckin' busted!
331
00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:18,274
Look, maybe--
332
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,526
maybe this AI-detection
technology won't work.
333
00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:22,319
It doesn't matter
if it doesn't work.
334
00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:23,946
Cat is out of the bag now!
335
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,322
This was supposed to be
our thing
336
00:14:25,322 --> 00:14:27,700
for us to get ahead,
but now--
337
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:32,162
God dammit,
get the fuck out of here!
338
00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:37,626
M'kay, I'm just
a little confused.
339
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:40,796
You think we shouldn't have
the kids' schoolwork analyzed
340
00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:42,840
for using AI writing apps?
341
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,550
Look, it's just--
342
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:46,260
it's really unfair
to the kids.
343
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,679
I mean, what are we saying?
That we don't trust them?
344
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,472
I mean, geez!
345
00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:53,809
But don't you think if kids
aren't writing their own papers,
346
00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:54,977
we should know?
347
00:14:54,977 --> 00:14:56,770
Oh, what are people
afraid of?
348
00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:59,148
That AI is gonna replace
real writers?
349
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:00,566
That Hollywood
is gonna become
350
00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:02,568
just a bland recycling
of old ideas?
351
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:05,154
It already is!
AI might help it!
352
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,364
Well, I don't know
what you want me to do.
353
00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:09,116
[ Intercom beeps ]
354
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:10,618
Woman:
Mr. Mackey, the technician
355
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,161
from the school advisory board
356
00:15:12,161 --> 00:15:14,288
just pulled
into the parking lot.
357
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:18,083
[ Indistinct conversations ]
358
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:21,128
[ Dramatic music plays ]
359
00:15:21,128 --> 00:15:27,176
♪
360
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:31,347
Someone here using AI technology
to do their classwork?!
361
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,309
If there is ChatGPT
being used here,
362
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,186
I will find it.
363
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,687
Shadowbane! Fly!
364
00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:40,898
[ Shadowbane screeches ]
365
00:15:45,944 --> 00:15:47,905
[ Blows ]
366
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,531
[ Rings bell ]
367
00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:50,908
Uh, hello.
368
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:52,826
I'm the counselor here
at South Park Elementary.
369
00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:55,996
This is one of our teachers,
Mr. Garrison.
370
00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:57,956
I...
371
00:15:57,956 --> 00:16:00,042
have been hired by
the Park Country School Board
372
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:01,960
to determine
if any students
373
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:06,382
are using generative
AI technology to do their work.
374
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:08,759
Uh, yes, we're excited
to work with you.
375
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,511
We have a lot
of great students here.
376
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:12,638
[ Sniffs ]
377
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:15,891
It only takes
one student.
378
00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:17,184
[ Popping ]
379
00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:19,144
And then it spreads
like a cancer.
380
00:16:21,146 --> 00:16:22,481
Come, Shadowbane!
381
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:25,734
Let us find this
ChatGPT-using cheater!
382
00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:27,569
[ Shadowbane screeches ]
383
00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:35,911
[ Sad music plays ]
384
00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:38,455
I'm gonna get fired.
That's it.
385
00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:42,167
Mr. Garrison,
can I talk to you?
386
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:43,669
Oh, is it important, Stan?
387
00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:46,171
'Cause I'm kinda dealing
with some stuff right now.
388
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,132
Yes, it is important.
389
00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:51,385
You know, when you've done
something wrong,
390
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:52,553
sometimes
the best thing to do
391
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,763
is just come out
and admit it.
392
00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:57,099
[ Sighs ]
Okay.
393
00:16:57,099 --> 00:17:00,686
Okay, you're right.
How did you find out?
394
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,688
Clyde told me about it.
395
00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:05,607
I came to you because if they
find something out about me,
396
00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:06,984
and you punish me,
397
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,069
it's gonna
really hurt Wendy.
398
00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:11,447
I don't wanna
punish anyone, Stan.
399
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:14,032
I completely understand.
400
00:17:14,032 --> 00:17:16,452
Sure, I think
most the world does.
401
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,954
I mean, why does it matter
who uses AI apps?
402
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:21,749
It's just like having
a good writer's assistant.
403
00:17:21,749 --> 00:17:23,459
Yeah, like a good
writer's assistant.
404
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:25,627
Yeah! I mean,
you're still the one
405
00:17:25,627 --> 00:17:28,047
taking the time to, like,
push the buttons and stuff.
406
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:29,548
Yeah!
So you really don't think
407
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,049
Wendy would be upset
that I used ChatGPT
408
00:17:31,049 --> 00:17:33,010
to respond
to her texts?
409
00:17:33,010 --> 00:17:34,803
Hold on.
People can use it
410
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:36,472
to respond
to other people's texts?!
411
00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:38,891
[ Suspenseful music plays ]
412
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:43,896
♪
413
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:47,232
Rick!
That lying piece of shit!
414
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:48,609
But we were just saying
it was understandable--
415
00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,527
No! This is totally
different!
416
00:17:50,527 --> 00:17:53,655
Whoever uses it for messages
is a fuckin' monster!
417
00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:56,033
[ Kids chattering and shouting ]
418
00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:58,494
M'kay, everyone,
please just stay calm.
419
00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,953
They got him!
420
00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:01,580
They found the kid
that's been using AI apps.
421
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:06,168
Get back!
Get back, all of you.
422
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:09,004
I have the student
isolated inside.
423
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,590
W-What exactly
have you found?
424
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,550
We went through
thousands of papers.
425
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:16,178
But then Shadowbane
detected Chatbot writing
426
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,096
in this student's phone.
427
00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:19,348
[ Shadowbane screeches ]
428
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:22,559
There, you see?
She's going crazy.
429
00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:23,852
Oh, no.
430
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,650
What is going on?
431
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,276
Oh, God.
No, no, no, no.
432
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:33,695
The GPT stuff on her phone
didn't come from her.
433
00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:36,115
Keep all the children back, Mackey.
434
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,407
We can't let it spread!
435
00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:40,577
I will go inside
and get her confession.
436
00:18:54,132 --> 00:18:57,302
[ Bells ringing ]
437
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:01,306
You have been cheating
on your schoolwork.
438
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:03,058
No, I haven't.
Say it!
439
00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:05,394
You have used ChatGPT
to write your essays for you.
440
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,938
Now humble yourself
before the school!
441
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:09,731
I write my own essays.
442
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:11,400
I don't know what to do.
443
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,027
I'm not creative enough
to think of a way out of this.
444
00:19:14,027 --> 00:19:16,029
Wait.
That's it.
445
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,745
[ Buttons clicking ]
446
00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:34,882
[ Message whooshes ]
447
00:19:42,598 --> 00:19:44,099
Female AI voice:
Once upon a time,
448
00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:47,269
there was a boy named Stan
who lived in South Park.
449
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,688
Stan loved his girlfriend
very much,
450
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:52,482
but lately he hadn't
been truthful with her.
451
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:54,484
One day, when
Stan got to school,
452
00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:56,695
he was approached
by his best friend.
453
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:58,864
Dude, did you hear what happened
to your girlfriend?
454
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:00,198
No, what about her?
455
00:20:00,198 --> 00:20:02,034
Dude, she got caught
cheating on her essay.
456
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:05,579
Just then, Stan noticed
a commotion down the hallway.
457
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:08,248
This student is going
to jail for cheating.
458
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:10,792
Drugs are bad, m'kay?
459
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:13,253
Hold it right there!
460
00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:16,214
Look, everyone, we can't blame
people who are using ChatGPT.
461
00:20:16,214 --> 00:20:17,674
It's not their fault.
462
00:20:17,674 --> 00:20:19,176
Well, whose fault is it?
463
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,636
I'll tell you who.
464
00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:22,888
It's the giant tech companies
who took open AI,
465
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:24,932
packaged it, monetized it,
and pushed it out to all of us
466
00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:26,934
as fast as they could
in order to get ahead.
467
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:29,144
Open AI is so powerful
that it has to be something
468
00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:31,396
that everyone can use,
control, and contribute to.
469
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:33,315
Or else AI will be controlled
by corporations
470
00:20:33,315 --> 00:20:35,484
who just want an unfair
advantage like Cartman does.
471
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,778
Hey!
Screw you, you dumb Jew!
472
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:39,363
We don't want
big corporations
473
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,281
deciding what's ethical
and acceptable for AI.
474
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:42,699
We were all
taken advantage of,
475
00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:44,326
and that's why my girlfriend
would totally understand
476
00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:46,328
that I used ChatGPT
to respond to her texts.
477
00:20:46,328 --> 00:20:47,996
That's right!
478
00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:50,999
Well, I guess we can
let you go now, ma'am.
479
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:53,335
I will find these tech companies
who are trying to use open AI
480
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,587
for their own gains,
and I will stop them!
481
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:59,049
M'kay, kids, I think
we can all go home, m'kay?
482
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:00,550
Female AI voice:
Everyone was happy,
483
00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:03,845
and Stan's girlfriend
completely forgave him.
484
00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:05,263
Thanks for saving me, Stan.
485
00:21:05,263 --> 00:21:07,474
You're welcome, sweetheart.
486
00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:09,059
Class dismissed!
487
00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:11,144
All: Yay!
488
00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:13,271
[ School bell rings ]
489
00:21:13,271 --> 00:21:15,232
[ Indistinct conversations ]
490
00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:20,070
Boy, I'm sure glad
that's over with.
491
00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:21,530
Yeah, but...
492
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,782
I'm still really not sure
what just happened.
493
00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,492
Well, now at least we know
that sometimes
494
00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:26,785
a good ol' thumbs up
from a human
495
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:28,662
is better than
a machine-generated lie.
496
00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:30,998
Yeah.
Yeah, you're right, Stan.
497
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,791
I love you.
498
00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:35,752
Dude, how did you
pull all that off?
499
00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:37,838
ChatGPT, dude.
500
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:47,264
♪
501
00:21:57,607 --> 00:22:15,333
♪
502
00:22:15,383 --> 00:22:19,933
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