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Hurray, hurry, hard!
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Hard, hurry, hard!
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Yes, yes! Whoa, right off!
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What are you doing? You're
freakin' me out.
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Oh, sorry. We're gettin'
ready for curling season.
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Oh. I take it you're not a fan?
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No, I have never gotten into curling.
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I find it kind of, I don't know...
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Dull?
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I suppose. But more, um...
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Slow?
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Could you slip the word excruciating
in there somewhere?
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I can see where it wouldn't
hold the same
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level of intensity as muffin stacking.
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But it has its moments.
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It's just not my cup of tea.
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It's more exciting than a cup of tea.
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It may not be muffins, but it's
more than tea. Give it that much.
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Fine. It's less than
muffins, but more than tea.
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Was that so difficult? I don't
even know what I'm saying.
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Then our work here is done.
See ya. Bye.
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* You can tell me
that your dog ran away *
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* Then tell me that it took three days *
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* I've heard every joke, I've
heard every one you say *
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* You think there's not a lot goin' on *
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* Look closer, Baby, you're so wrong *
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* And that's why you can stay so long *
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* Where there's not a lot goin' on **
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Step into this century, woman.
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Get with it.
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Get with it? Has Dad been watching
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He wants me to get rid of my
lucky straw curling broom.
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I like it. It makes a
thocka, thocka sound.
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People don't take us seriously
out on the ice
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What are you sayin'? We're
losing our sheet cred?
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Dad, I'm proposing that you
let me be skip this year.
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I have some strategies I'd
like to try out on the ice.
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Strategies? There's
no strategy in curling.
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You just throw rocks.
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Maybe that's why our team
record with you as skip is...
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Wanda?
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Oh, ah, 2 wins, 87 losses, 1 tie.
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The wins were by default
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and the tie was against Mrs.
Carter's grade 3 class.
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It's not about winning or losing.
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It's about what kind of broom you have.
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You can be skip of this team when you
pry the broom out of my cold dead hands.
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Any idea when that might be, Mr. Heston?
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Karen, I want to show you something.
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The Clavet Cup.
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Named after Archie
Clavet, the greatest curler
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to ever come out of Dog River.
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Some people say Archie
Clavet could slide a cup of coffee
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down the length of the
ice, draw it dead to the button,
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without spilling a drop.
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Isn't that amazing?
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It's amazing that people go
around saying that, yeah.
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So what's this thing for?
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The winner of the
annual Dog River Bonspiel.
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It's our duty to guard it.
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And who are we
guarding it from, tin thieves?
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Everyone.
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People are always
trying to grab it and touch it
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and put their glommy mitts on it
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and have their pictures taken with it.
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With this? You could
go to any trophy store
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and get two of these for 10 bucks.
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Not like this.
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This was named after The
Great Archie Clavet.
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Some people say Archie...
Important trophy. Got it.
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Fine. But you're forcing
me to quit Team Leroy
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and form my own new team,
which I will call New Team Leroy
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or Team Leroy Two, or, uh, Team Leroy...
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The Next Generation.
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There might be a copyright issue.
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The name is not important.
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What is important is that
I'm striking out on my own.
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Mom, will you come with me?
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I'm sticking with Oscar.
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You dance with the one that brung ya.
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Damn right.
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No matter how
disappointed you are in his dancing.
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Damn right.
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Fine. Wanda, will you come with me?
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You rented Jerry
McGuire last night, didn't ya?
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Yeah, I forgot to bring it back, too.
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But regardless, will you come with me?
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I don't know, Brent.
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Bear in mind, I sign your paycheque.
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Fine. I'll join your new team.
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Aa-ah!
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Yes. Thank you,
Wanda. You won't regret this.
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Yeah, yeah, you complete me.
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I've left Mom and Dad's rink.
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I'm gonna skip my own
rink in this year's bonspiel.
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Really? That's cool.
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Yeah. So far it's me and
Wanda. Do you wanna be on my team?
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Oh, geez, thanks, Brent. But
that might not look right.
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I mean I am in charge
of the ice over there.
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If I was on one of the
teams, people might think
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I'd somehow use my ice
pebbling abilities to sway the game.
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And, frankly, I wouldn't blame them.
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I think you're being paranoid.
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Hank can't be on your
team. He works at the rink.
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He could pebble the ice in your favour.
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How can you say that? Frankly, I'm hurt.
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Just for that, I'm gonna
join Brent's team. So there.
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I'm not exactly sure what just happened,
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but you're on my team now, right?
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Yeah. And, frankly, I
don't... Stop saying frankly.
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You might even say that the
very spirit of Dog River
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is carried in this cup.
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Cup A Spirit. Gotcha.
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I'd let you guard it, but
it's a pretty big job
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and I just don't know if
you're ready. No offence.
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You don't think I'm a good
enough cop to guard a tin bucket?
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And that offends you?
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Hello.
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Oh, hi, Emma.
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Really?
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Oh, you bet.
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Thanks, Emma.
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Look, Karen, I'm sorry I offended you.
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You're right. You're a good cop.
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You deserve a shot at guarding
the Clavet Cup.
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Thanks, Davis. I don't
actually want to guard the cup.
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It was just the principle.
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No, no, no, no. You
were right, I was wrong.
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The job is yours.
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The bonspiel is on Saturday.
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Bring the cup down
to the rink around noon.
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Fine. I will guard your precious cup.
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Where ya goin'?
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A special assignment.
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I'm glad you could join the team, Davis.
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My pleasure.
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I've wanted to play in
this bonspiel for years.
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Okay, Davis replaces
Brent. But who replaces Wanda?
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Could Karen join?
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A special assignment.
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Who's she talkin' to?
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Myrtle Runsman. Hopefully
she'll be our new fourth.
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Well, you take care, Myrtle.
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You just follow doctor's orders
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and you'll be walking around in no time.
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Our prayers are with you.
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So she's in?
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No, she's not in. She
just got her hip replaced.
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Good gravy. That woman
is forever gettin' new hips.
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As soon as new model comes
out, she's gotta have it.
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Well, I think she's
hooked on the painkillers.
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And the moon farthest
from Jupiter has a cave on it.
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So there's no reason to bring a tent.
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Come on, think. There's
gotta be one other woman.
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They're either already
on a team, out of town,
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or breaking in new body parts.
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Come on, think. We
just need one other woman.
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Anybody will do. She doesn't
even have to be any good. Lacey?
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Can you think of anyone?
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No. It beats me.
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Oh, I gotta get back to work.
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Lacey!
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We could get Lacey!
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Don't look at me. I don't work here.
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No, wait. Gimme 10 bucks. They'll,
uh, ring it in later.
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Lacey, we want you...
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Nice try, kid. We were here first.
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Too late, Buddy Boy.
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Aw, Lacey, you don't wanna do
this. You'll be miserable.
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If you throw better than
Emma, she gets all pouty puss.
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And if you throw lousy, Oscar
calls you a jackass.
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And the two of them together
are complete a...
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competitors.
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And for various non-specific reasons,
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you do not want to be on their team.
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What team?
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Geez, we haven't asked her.
Would you be on our curling team?
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We win. She belongs to us.
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I don't belong to anybody.
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She's still a free agent. Up the ante.
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Ah, would you be on our team,
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Good ante.
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I don't know why you
guys want me to play.
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I don't know anything about curling.
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Well, except that it
involves sweeping and...
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I do enough cleaning around here.
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Well, right there, Lacey.
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That's why, that
irrepressible sense of humour you have.
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We think you're funnier than Really?
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Yeah.
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"I do enough cleaning
around here" because it's sweeping.
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Wow. Thank you.
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Gosh, I'm really glad you enjoyed it.
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Ah, I still don't know
anything about curling.
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Well, what's to know?
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You throw rocks and try
to get them in the houses.
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Throwing rocks at houses? Is that legal?
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Ah, I'm gonna think about it.
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I can't do this. Keep laughin'.
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Okay. Rocks at houses.
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Where do you come up with this stuff?
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Okay, Brent's gone.
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So, Emma, you throw third
stones. Davis, you throw second.
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All right!
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Are you sure, Oscar? Third
requires touch and finesse.
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I play a take out game.
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So? Practice your finesse.
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Just cozy one up to the button.
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Ease up, Emma!
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Ooh, is that the Clavet Cup?
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Yeah, I think that's what he called it.
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Cool. Can I touch it?
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Why do you wanna touch it?
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Just once, please? Let me touch
it. I don't think I'm supposed to...
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I'll wipe my hands off.
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I'll give ya 10 bucks.
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Do you know what the
phrase "ease up" means?
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Do you know what the
phrase "shut up" means?
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Oh, Oscar.
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The madder Emma gets,
the stronger she gets.
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She's like The Hulk. The what?
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The Hulk. He's a super hero.
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Is he stronger than Superman?
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No. Well, some would argue that.
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What about that spider guy?
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My point is, if you want
Emma to throw softer,
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try being nice to her.
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Compliment her.
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Yeah, trick her.
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Good one, Davis.
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There you go. What's this?
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Some money I owe ya, for my tab.
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Oh, wow. Thanks, Hank.
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It's about half of what you owe, but...
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Half now, half when
you agree to play with us.
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Wait a second.
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You got any of
those great curling jokes?
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Brent says you got a million of 'em.
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Curling? The game or what
you do with your hair?
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The game. Now you got any jokes or not?
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Good draw, Ma. Nice touch. Thanks.
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What the hell is he doin' here?
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Scram!
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Fine. I'll scram.
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But I'll see you on
the coloured circles.
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That didn't sound as
menacing as I wanted it to.
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Why are you
fraternizing with the opposition?
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I mean... your hair looks great.
249
00:12:04,067 --> 00:12:06,000
What?
250
00:12:06,067 --> 00:12:08,701
Are you losing weight?
What are you up to?
251
00:12:08,767 --> 00:12:11,133
What makes you
think I'm up to somethin'.
252
00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:14,767
The last time you
complimented me Brent was born.
253
00:12:21,534 --> 00:12:23,000
The Clavet Cup?
254
00:12:23,067 --> 00:12:24,834
Is that the real Clavet Cup?
255
00:12:24,901 --> 00:12:26,968
Oh, no, it must be a fake.
256
00:12:27,033 --> 00:12:28,801
It's the real one, I think.
257
00:12:28,868 --> 00:12:30,534
Oh, let me hold it.
258
00:12:32,767 --> 00:12:34,701
Geez Louise!
259
00:12:34,767 --> 00:12:36,267
The Clavet Cup!
260
00:12:36,567 --> 00:12:37,467
Ow!
261
00:12:37,534 --> 00:12:39,100
Sorry, Wes, I have my orders.
262
00:12:39,167 --> 00:12:42,734
I just want to take a
picture of you and the cup.
263
00:12:42,801 --> 00:12:44,467
The cup and me?
264
00:12:46,467 --> 00:12:48,534
Hi, you guys.
265
00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,834
I've thought about this for a long time.
266
00:12:50,901 --> 00:12:52,868
I know this isn't easy for you.
267
00:12:52,934 --> 00:12:56,767
Just tell my folks you'll play
on our team. They won't be hurt.
268
00:12:56,834 --> 00:12:58,801
I've decided to play on their team.
269
00:12:58,868 --> 00:13:00,100
Well, that hurts.
270
00:13:00,167 --> 00:13:01,834
They asked me first.
271
00:13:01,901 --> 00:13:04,367
I think that I should
show them that loyalty.
272
00:13:04,434 --> 00:13:06,067
They'd show me the same loyalty.
273
00:13:06,133 --> 00:13:08,501
I want my half of the tab back.
274
00:13:08,567 --> 00:13:09,834
You owe me that money.
275
00:13:09,901 --> 00:13:11,868
You got it under false pretences.
276
00:13:11,934 --> 00:13:14,534
You ate food and didn't pay for it.
277
00:13:14,601 --> 00:13:17,000
Don't change the subject.
278
00:13:18,534 --> 00:13:20,868
Ooo, that's a nice one.
279
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,834
I look strong and authoritative,
280
00:13:22,901 --> 00:13:26,467
yet still soft and
feminine, don't ya think?
281
00:13:26,534 --> 00:13:28,501
My arm hurts.
282
00:13:28,567 --> 00:13:30,634
Good pictures, Wes.
283
00:13:30,701 --> 00:13:33,367
But, uh, duty calls.
284
00:13:33,434 --> 00:13:36,801
Actual duty. I'm not
just gonna go to the bathroom.
285
00:13:36,868 --> 00:13:38,968
Can I get one more with the Cup?
286
00:13:39,033 --> 00:13:40,567
Sure.
287
00:13:50,834 --> 00:13:52,400
Hey, Guys. Good news.
288
00:13:52,467 --> 00:13:54,567
I've decided to join Team Leroy.
289
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:57,601
The first generation
or the next generation?
290
00:13:57,667 --> 00:13:59,501
You guys.
291
00:13:59,567 --> 00:14:02,334
That's great, Lacey. Welcome aboard.
292
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,400
I'm ready to do some sweeping.
293
00:14:04,467 --> 00:14:06,367
Maybe some mopping and dusting too.
294
00:14:06,434 --> 00:14:09,834
We only need her for the
day. Keep laughing at her jokes.
295
00:14:09,901 --> 00:14:12,868
It is just so good to feel wanted.
296
00:14:12,934 --> 00:14:14,601
Here I am!
297
00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:17,701
Hey, Myrtle, you're outta bed.
298
00:14:17,767 --> 00:14:20,601
Thanks, Lacey, we don't need ya anymore.
299
00:14:20,667 --> 00:14:21,901
Oh.
300
00:14:21,968 --> 00:14:23,467
Wow.
301
00:14:23,534 --> 00:14:25,968
I really missed the
mark on the loyalty thing.
302
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:28,868
And your jokes aren't funny.
303
00:14:35,167 --> 00:14:36,868
Hey, Karen.
304
00:14:36,934 --> 00:14:38,834
Where's the Clavet Cup?
305
00:14:38,901 --> 00:14:42,367
Yesterday I was with Wes and
I just turned away for a second.
306
00:14:42,434 --> 00:14:44,400
Ah, you lost it, didn't you?
307
00:14:44,467 --> 00:14:46,601
You lost the Clavet Cup.
308
00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:48,434
I didn't lose it.
309
00:14:48,501 --> 00:14:52,801
I'm unable to ascertain its
whereabouts at this juncture.
310
00:14:52,868 --> 00:14:55,167
I taught you police mumbo-jumbo.
311
00:14:55,234 --> 00:14:57,501
Don't try it on me.
312
00:14:58,200 --> 00:14:59,667
Oh, this is fun.
313
00:14:59,734 --> 00:15:02,467
I'm so glad I
decided to be on your team.
314
00:15:02,534 --> 00:15:04,567
Lacey, we know you're only over here
315
00:15:04,634 --> 00:15:06,434
because you got
dumped for Morphine Myrtle.
316
00:15:06,501 --> 00:15:08,667
Well, I still like being on a team.
317
00:15:08,734 --> 00:15:11,400
All right. So I'll
be skipping. Skipping?
318
00:15:11,467 --> 00:15:12,868
What, you're not gonna show up?
319
00:15:14,834 --> 00:15:16,567
Get it, skip?
320
00:15:18,234 --> 00:15:19,968
You guys don't like jokes either?
321
00:15:20,033 --> 00:15:21,467
Oh, we like jokes.
322
00:15:21,534 --> 00:15:22,968
We're all for jokes.
323
00:15:23,033 --> 00:15:26,000
Did someone tell a joke? I love jokes.
324
00:15:26,067 --> 00:15:29,167
Don't let your lousy
policing skills get you down.
325
00:15:29,234 --> 00:15:32,067
Everybody does something
completely moronic now and then.
326
00:15:32,133 --> 00:15:34,968
Ah, you're just being nice.
327
00:15:35,033 --> 00:15:39,000
But it's the Clavet Cup. Everybody
loved Archie Clavet.
328
00:15:39,067 --> 00:15:41,467
Nobodydy loved Archie Clavet.
329
00:15:41,534 --> 00:15:44,634
He was a liar, a thief,
a racist, and a bigamist.
330
00:15:44,701 --> 00:15:47,400
But you said he was
great and well respected.
331
00:15:47,467 --> 00:15:49,934
No, I said he was a great
332
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,868
You gotta respect that.
333
00:15:54,501 --> 00:15:55,934
Have a heart!
334
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,734
Have a heart!
335
00:16:01,167 --> 00:16:03,467
I think you mean "hurry, hard"
336
00:16:03,534 --> 00:16:06,467
or is this another one
of your hilarious jokes?
337
00:16:06,534 --> 00:16:09,801
No. I thought it was "have a heart. "
338
00:16:09,868 --> 00:16:13,501
Maybe you should shout internally.
339
00:16:13,567 --> 00:16:18,100
Okay, before you make
this shot, I just wanna say...
340
00:16:18,167 --> 00:16:21,567
that shirt really brings out
the green in your eyes.
341
00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:29,467
35 years of marriage
342
00:16:29,534 --> 00:16:32,234
and he doesn't even
know my eyes are blue.
343
00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:46,133
Why is Brent shaking
hands with the other team?
344
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,133
Another strange curling ritual?
345
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:50,834
Yeah, a weird ritual called "We lost".
346
00:16:50,901 --> 00:16:53,801
The whole tournament? Oh, geez.
347
00:16:53,868 --> 00:16:57,901
I'm sorry, you guys. I
guess I didn't help much.
348
00:16:57,968 --> 00:17:00,634
You bounced every rock off the side.
349
00:17:00,701 --> 00:17:02,767
I thought it was like shuffleboard.
350
00:17:02,834 --> 00:17:05,033
You did your best, Lacey.
351
00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:08,567
But you're no drug addicted old
broad straight outta hip surgery.
352
00:17:12,033 --> 00:17:14,868
Check the drawer beside my desk.
353
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,667
Did you find them?
354
00:17:19,734 --> 00:17:21,667
Yeah. But I don't understand.
355
00:17:21,734 --> 00:17:24,100
I lost a couple, too, over the years.
356
00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:25,801
So I bought extras.
357
00:17:25,868 --> 00:17:27,834
You can get two for 10 bucks.
358
00:17:27,901 --> 00:17:30,501
Now get back here. The
final's about to start.
359
00:17:31,033 --> 00:17:32,467
Hey, you guys.
360
00:17:32,534 --> 00:17:35,834
Good luck in the final. I
hope you win the Clavet Cup.
361
00:17:35,901 --> 00:17:37,634
Oh, look, Captain Strategy.
362
00:17:37,701 --> 00:17:40,133
I just had an idea that might help Mom.
363
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:41,634
She doesn't want your help.
364
00:17:41,701 --> 00:17:43,567
I wanna hear what he says.
365
00:17:43,634 --> 00:17:46,801
Dad, why don't you throw
third stones and let Mom clean up?
366
00:17:46,868 --> 00:17:48,133
I'm the skip.
367
00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:49,968
The skip throws
last. Everybody knows that.
368
00:17:50,033 --> 00:17:52,567
The skip is just the leader of the team.
369
00:17:52,634 --> 00:17:55,534
The rules allow you to throw
third and still be skip.
370
00:17:55,601 --> 00:17:58,434
Are you sure, or are you just
screwing with his head?
371
00:17:58,501 --> 00:18:00,067
Either way's fine by me.
372
00:18:00,133 --> 00:18:02,067
Although uncommon, it is allowed.
373
00:18:02,133 --> 00:18:04,901
Just ask Alberta's Randy
Furby and Dave Nedohin.
374
00:18:04,968 --> 00:18:06,534
Yeah, you can do that.
375
00:18:06,601 --> 00:18:09,400
That's what we do and
we've won three briers.
376
00:18:09,467 --> 00:18:10,934
Absolutely not.
377
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,467
It's worth a shot.
378
00:18:12,534 --> 00:18:15,200
It's worth a shot. But I'm in charge.
379
00:18:15,267 --> 00:18:17,968
Well, Captain Strategy has
many more people to assist.
380
00:18:18,033 --> 00:18:19,901
Godspeed, citizens.
381
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:26,934
*
382
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:28,100
Ohhh!
383
00:18:35,033 --> 00:18:37,534
Hurry! Hurry!
384
00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:41,734
Good goin', Davis.
385
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:48,501
Emma just has to make this
shot and they win the game.
386
00:18:48,567 --> 00:18:49,968
I know.
387
00:18:50,033 --> 00:18:53,100
I've been sitting here
watching the whole thing with you.
388
00:18:53,167 --> 00:18:54,534
Yes.
389
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:57,501
But this information is
helpful to me and anyone else
390
00:18:57,567 --> 00:19:00,968
who hasn't been able to
observe the entire match.
391
00:19:01,033 --> 00:19:03,767
Yeah. So to summarize,
392
00:19:03,834 --> 00:19:08,501
if Emma makes this shot,
Oscar and Emma win the Clavet Cup,
393
00:19:08,567 --> 00:19:11,501
which will be the dramatic
conclusion to these events.
394
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,734
Did everyone get that?
395
00:19:17,501 --> 00:19:19,434
Just clean the house and we win.
396
00:19:19,501 --> 00:19:23,434
Oh, it's a big takeout. I don't
think I have the strength anymore.
397
00:19:23,501 --> 00:19:25,801
Your eyes look nice.
398
00:19:25,868 --> 00:19:28,167
Your hair, have you changed it?
399
00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:30,133
No, Oscar.
400
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,534
You need to make her angry.
401
00:19:32,601 --> 00:19:34,634
We need her strength.
402
00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:38,834
I broke your new
blender makin' homemade cement.
403
00:19:38,901 --> 00:19:41,234
And your broom's stupid.
404
00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:53,133
I did it!
405
00:19:55,067 --> 00:19:56,501
We won!
406
00:19:56,567 --> 00:19:58,200
Hey-hey-hey.
407
00:19:58,267 --> 00:20:01,667
You did what to my blender?
408
00:20:06,534 --> 00:20:09,701
And the winner of this
year's annual Dog River Bonspiel
409
00:20:09,767 --> 00:20:11,634
is the Leroy Rink.
410
00:20:14,434 --> 00:20:16,167
The Old Generation.
411
00:20:16,234 --> 00:20:18,400
It's not the Old Generation.
412
00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:20,133
The First Generation.
413
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:21,734
My mistake.
414
00:20:21,801 --> 00:20:25,534
So now we'll present the
winning rink with the Clavet Cup.
415
00:20:28,033 --> 00:20:30,200
Here it is, Clavet Cup, comin' through.
416
00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:35,634
The Clavet Cup.
417
00:20:40,234 --> 00:20:43,467
Wow! It looks brand new.
418
00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:45,567
No, that's it, the real one.
419
00:20:45,634 --> 00:20:47,100
No, it isn't.
420
00:20:47,167 --> 00:20:50,167
I've seen it up
close. This isn't it at all.
421
00:20:50,234 --> 00:20:53,234
I didn't lose it or anything.
422
00:20:53,300 --> 00:20:56,701
You lost the Clavet
Cup? Karen, how could you?
423
00:20:56,767 --> 00:20:57,767
Get her!
424
00:20:57,834 --> 00:20:59,567
Davis!
425
00:20:59,634 --> 00:21:02,601
Oh, is that the Clavet Cup?
426
00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:05,534
Someone left one just
like that at The Ruby.
427
00:21:05,601 --> 00:21:07,501
I use it in the kitchen.
428
00:21:11,501 --> 00:21:14,033
You put bacon grease in the Clavet Cup?
429
00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:15,534
It was a mistake.
430
00:21:15,601 --> 00:21:17,767
Get her! Yeah, get
431
00:21:17,834 --> 00:21:19,701
Oh, have a heart.
432
00:21:19,767 --> 00:21:22,567
That's hurry hard.
433
00:21:24,167 --> 00:21:25,801
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00:21:30,701 --> 00:21:35,501
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437
00:21:37,801 --> 00:21:42,801
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438
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439
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440
00:21:54,634 --> 00:21:56,601
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441
00:21:56,667 --> 00:22:00,467
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442
00:22:00,534 --> 00:22:03,634
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443
00:22:03,701 --> 00:22:07,133
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