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Oh, man, those
mosquitoes are bad out there!
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Tell me about it. Your
father won't leave the house.
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I might not leave the
house. Can I have my room back?
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My Linda Ronstadt poster's still up.
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He's making me crazy, always around.
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Maybe there's something he
could do at the gas station.
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Hah, that's rich.
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Oh, you're serious?
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Well, why punish me?
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It's easier to hurt the ones you love.
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You don't have to pay
him. Get him to volunteer.
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Can't you think of something easier,
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like taking a bear
cub from its mother...
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Emma!
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There's too much sky in this puzzle.
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It's supposed to be
windmills, not a buncha damn sky.
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Buncha stupid clouds blowing around!
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Do something.
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Wait. I know how I can
get Dad to work for free.
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I need you to convince my
dad to work here for free.
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Hah, that's rich.
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You're serious?
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Why me?
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It's easier to hurt
the ones who work for ya.
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* You can tell me
that your dog ran away *
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* Then tell me that it took three days *
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* I've heard every joke, I've
heard every one you say *
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* You think there's not a lot goin' on *
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* Look closer, Baby, you're so wrong *
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* And that's why you can stay so long *
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* Where there's not a lot goin' on **
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Remember, our job is to
make sure nothing too big
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gets put in the time capsule.
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How big is too big?
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Nothing bigger than a breadbox.
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What if we put an actual breadbox
into the time capsule?
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If it's a smaller one.
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Roger that.
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It should be big enough
to hold bread. Roger that.
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We want a functional breadbox.
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"Roger that" means I understand.
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Can I get involved in
the time capsule, please?
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I'd hate for this to be another
community event I'm not involved in.
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Like what? Like all of them.
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You had a good time at Dog
River Fun Days, didn't ya?
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What's Dog River Fun Days?
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So, what would you like to
put into the time capsule?
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It has to be something that encapsulates
your personality.
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It has to be smaller than a breadbox.
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A functional one, not one of
those novelty miniature breadboxes.
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Oh, wow. Could I have some
time to think about this?
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Sure.
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Hey, how about that mug?
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You think that my
personality is encapsulated by a mug?
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Not
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You do realize that if I'm successful,
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Oscar will be working here, with us,
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like a lot?
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With us!
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I understand it's an odd request,
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especially getting him to work for free.
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You got me to work for
almost free. You almost work.
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I could be in for a real dogfight.
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Well, that's why I'm backin' ya up,
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at The Ruby, over a muffin.
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Good luck.
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Oh, hey, Oscar.
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Boy, it's sure been busy around here.
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Too bad we didn't have
an extra set a hands to...
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I'll help out, for free, even.
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Wow, I'm good. I should
be a hostage negotiator.
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Don't flatter yourself. I
gotta get outta the house.
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Emma's drivin' me nuts.
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Close the door, Hank. The mosquitoes.
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Mosquitoes?
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It's terrible. It's
like The Birds out there.
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Mosquitoes are like the birds?
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That movie,
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I don't know that one.
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It's like
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except instead of funny romantic
moments, mosquitoes.
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Who's Sally?
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Oh! You're not helpin'.
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There are a lot of mosquitoes.
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Oh, I get your drift.
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Hey, Davis, remember last
year at Dog River Fun Days...
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So, Hank, Lacey's just choosing
her contribution
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for the time capsule.
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Oh, yeah?
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How about that mug?
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She's not interested in any mug.
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Not
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You know, I-I hate to sound
like a broken record,
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but I am not putting that
mug in the time capsule.
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How about a broken record?
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Oh, come on. You sound like one.
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I forgot about all the
nutcases ya meet on this job.
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Why? What happened?
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A guy asked if we take VISA.
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I told him this wasn't the
ballet, "Cash or Chargex. "
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VISA used to be
Chargex. They changed their name.
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Since when?
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Well, the Chargex
Company changed its name to VISA,
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then I was born.
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How was I supposed to know?
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We have a big VISA sign.
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We have a big Pepsi sign. It
doesn't mean we take Pepsi.
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It means we sell Pepsi.
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We sell Pepsi? Since when?
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Tell Wanda I'll be at The Ruby.
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There is a lot of sky.
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Explain this monstrosity.
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Oh, Brent. You just twist the top.
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You lost me.
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Can we go back to the old
way, where you do it?
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Can we just go back to the old way?
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You do it.
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This way is easier. Slide
it through, boo-boop.
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The old way was better.
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Put the card in that
thing and, tchit-tchit.
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Just slide it through and go, boo-boop.
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Tchit-tchit is better.
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You used to get your hand
caught in the tchit-tchit.
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I could be
electrocuted by the boop-boop.
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Look, the new way is better.
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I can just leave the carafe.
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But, aaeaah, look it. Ah, I can't.
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It's like a Chinese coffee puzzle.
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Oh, Brent. Would you like
to take it home and practice?
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This is too hard.
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Come on, not for most people.
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Lacey,
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could you help me open this thing?
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Why are all the gums sugar free?
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You tell me. Commies or hippies?
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In my day you could get sugared gum.
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It made you stronger, prepared
you for the real world.
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Uh-huh.
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Geez.
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They got all kinds of pop now. Uh-huh.
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It used to be you just
got Cola, and that was it.
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Now they got Vanilla or Lime.
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Holy hell! Orange?
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Dad, you don't have to verbalize
every thought that crosses your mind.
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Liquorice sticks.
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Don't tell me
liquorice was better in your day.
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No, it's exactly the same. They
haven't changed one iota.
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The liquorice people have gotten lazy.
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They've had it too good for too long.
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Tell Wanda I'll be at The Ruby.
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Oscar, stop it! Just go out for a while.
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How can you stand it out
here, with these mosquitoes?
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They're not so bad.
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How does this thing work? Oh, forget it.
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No, Hank, it is so easy.
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You just take it... I'm not listening.
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We all have a
certain amount of brain space
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and I'm savin' mine for important stuff.
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I got some new knock-knock jokes.
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Ah, great.
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Put them up there
with the Bananarama lyrics.
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Hey, you wanna hear a knock-knock joke?
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The mosquitoes aren't so
bad when I stand next to you.
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Knock-knock.
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Okay. Who's there?
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Bananarama.
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No, wait. Uh...
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Way to go.
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How's it been goin' so far?
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Just goin' great.
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Wanda let me close yesterday. She did?
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Except, sorry, I had trouble
setting the alarm.
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Alarm? We don't have a... Hey!
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What happened to the debit machine. Ah.
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It looks like
someone took a hammer to it.
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I said sorry.
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Wanda, tell Dad I'll be at The Ruby.
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Lacey says Hank's immune to mosquitoes.
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So you and I are going
to do a little experiment.
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Hmm. Count me in.
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I suppose I should get that.
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Up to you.
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What? I mean Dog River Police.
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Oh, hi, Karen.
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It's Emma. What's new?
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I'm on duty.
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This is an emergency line.
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Me, I'm just doing a puzzle.
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All the pieces are blue.
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Just blue?
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Well, there's some windmills, but...
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Are the windmills blue? No.
They sky is blue, Karen.
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Again, this is an emergency line.
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Is there at least a piece missing?
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Don't be so greedy, Lacey.
Save some coffee for someone else.
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People can't figure out the carafes.
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I hate to say I told you so. Do you?
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Because I'm not
really getting that feeling.
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I'm off to the Co-op to get dish soap.
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I'll come too. I, uh, also
need soap, I've discovered.
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All right. The more the merrier.
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We're doing an experiment on Hank.
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Well, it had to happen eventually.
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What are you guys lookin' at?
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Stupid boop-boop machine. I hate
to say I told you so. No, you don't.
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You and Brent both
love to say I told you so.
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Let's get the old machine out now.
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Sometimes you just have to put
your trust in the tried and true.
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Especially when the new and
true's been busted with a hammer.
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I'm kinda in a hurry.
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Oh, no. This will be worth it.
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Aaagh! Ow!
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Huh?
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Gosh, that takes me back.
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I mean clouds, birds, lots of
things could be in the sky,
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break up that solid field of blue.
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Zeppelins?
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I'm not saying they should
fly in a Zeppelin
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just for the puzzle, but
they could take a picture
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of a windmill where a
Zeppelin was nearby.
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Don't you think?
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Karen?
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Ah, Lacey? What?
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Aren't you walkin' a little close?
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No, not too close.
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Can we walk with you guys?
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Sure. You know where we're goin'?
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It doesn't matter. Just want
to spend some quality Hank time.
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We walked all the way to the Co-op
and didn't get bit once. Interesting.
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Yeah, if you find dish soap interesting.
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I don't think of you as washing dishes,
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or washing anything, really.
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Well, not dishes,
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A lot of people don't know
that dish soap can be used that way.
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Hey.
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Dish soap. Of course, dish soap.
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They're really jacked
up about the dish soap.
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I'm stumped.
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This new carafe is
worse than the old new carafe.
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You want to know how it works?
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I should offer a seminar. Don't bother.
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You're just going to
be replacing it soon.
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Ah, sure, Emma. Okay. I'll
be there in like 10 minutes.
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That was weird.
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Your mom wants me to walk her over here.
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I wonder what that's about.
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Who knows? Crazy, crazy Emma. Yeah.
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Is there even any coffee in this?
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Everyone wants to be near me.
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It's almost like the whole town is...
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Hello, Hank. My name's Frank.
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Hey, that rhymes, Hank, Frank.
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I'm havin' a barbeque. You wanna come?
254
00:12:52,033 --> 00:12:53,601
Yeah, sure.
255
00:12:53,667 --> 00:12:57,667
Great. My place is just up
the road. I'll see ya there.
256
00:12:59,667 --> 00:13:01,434
What was I sayin'?
257
00:13:01,501 --> 00:13:03,501
It's like the whole town is... Right.
258
00:13:03,567 --> 00:13:07,501
The whole is discovering
me for who I really am.
259
00:13:07,567 --> 00:13:10,067
That's it, Hank. Ya nailed it.
260
00:13:10,133 --> 00:13:11,501
Yeah.
261
00:13:11,567 --> 00:13:13,100
That's for the coffee.
262
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:16,000
What coffee?
263
00:13:16,067 --> 00:13:19,501
I don't want anything to do with
your stupid time capsule.
264
00:13:19,567 --> 00:13:22,968
If people in the future
want to know me, they can ask.
265
00:13:23,033 --> 00:13:26,033
We want to buy some liquid
dish soap. Licky disco?
266
00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:27,534
Liquid dish soap, lemon.
267
00:13:27,601 --> 00:13:30,834
Will people in the future
care about lemon dish soap?
268
00:13:30,901 --> 00:13:32,534
No, for the mosquitoes.
269
00:13:32,601 --> 00:13:37,167
Hank uses it to keep mosquitoes
away, and he's bought out the Co-op.
270
00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:42,200
Oh? Well, in that case, I'd
be happy to sell ya some.
271
00:13:42,267 --> 00:13:44,534
$15, each.
272
00:13:44,601 --> 00:13:46,100
15 bucks?
273
00:13:46,167 --> 00:13:48,100
Brent wouldn't gouge us like this.
274
00:13:48,167 --> 00:13:50,067
Brent also doesn't pay me.
275
00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:55,133
*
276
00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:05,267
*
277
00:14:14,634 --> 00:14:16,467
Here.
278
00:14:16,534 --> 00:14:18,434
And wait, I have printed instructions.
279
00:14:18,501 --> 00:14:20,567
I think I can handle it, Lacey.
280
00:14:20,634 --> 00:14:22,067
It's just a carafe.
281
00:14:22,133 --> 00:14:23,634
Oh.
282
00:14:29,634 --> 00:14:31,567
What the hell?
283
00:14:31,634 --> 00:14:33,534
Shssh. It's okay.
284
00:14:35,033 --> 00:14:36,601
Hey, Lacey,
285
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:39,534
I think the long hand on your clock
286
00:14:39,601 --> 00:14:42,067
is like five or six seconds slow.
287
00:14:42,133 --> 00:14:44,501
Duly noted.
288
00:14:44,567 --> 00:14:47,234
He just sits around all
day commenting on things.
289
00:14:47,300 --> 00:14:50,601
Yeah? You think Oscar's a picnic?
290
00:14:50,667 --> 00:14:54,100
Does this penny look round to you?
291
00:14:54,167 --> 00:14:58,767
Then, we had a 30 minute
conversation about ceiling tiles.
292
00:14:58,834 --> 00:15:00,701
What are we gonna do?
293
00:15:02,033 --> 00:15:03,901
I'm really enjoying these walks.
294
00:15:03,968 --> 00:15:06,200
It's great that people from, you know,
295
00:15:06,267 --> 00:15:08,667
different generations
can communicate the way
296
00:15:08,734 --> 00:15:10,734
that we are right now.
297
00:15:10,801 --> 00:15:13,701
It reminds me of this
time when... See ya.
298
00:15:13,767 --> 00:15:16,133
Are you goin' past the liquor store?
299
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:18,734
Yeah, sure.
300
00:15:19,634 --> 00:15:21,167
Hey, Emma.
301
00:15:21,234 --> 00:15:23,467
Listen, I have a request,
302
00:15:23,534 --> 00:15:26,167
and I really don't
want Brent to hear this.
303
00:15:26,234 --> 00:15:28,300
Oh, don't worry. He's occupied.
304
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:32,100
Look, I-I know this sounds strange,
305
00:15:32,167 --> 00:15:34,968
but I miss Oscar around the house.
306
00:15:35,033 --> 00:15:37,868
His weirdness keeps me sane.
307
00:15:37,934 --> 00:15:40,567
You and I are very different people.
308
00:15:40,634 --> 00:15:43,434
Look, Emma, what if
you just talked to him,
309
00:15:43,501 --> 00:15:45,167
you know, openly and honestly?
310
00:15:45,234 --> 00:15:47,534
I don't want to yell at him.
311
00:15:47,601 --> 00:15:49,767
I'll take care of it, Emma.
312
00:15:49,834 --> 00:15:51,801
Really? Leave it to me.
313
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:55,767
Sometimes you have to
hurt the ones you love.
314
00:15:55,834 --> 00:15:58,567
Other times you get to hurt Oscar.
315
00:16:01,033 --> 00:16:02,901
What smells like lemon?
316
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:08,868
Dwain who?
317
00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:10,801
Dwain the tub, I'm dwownding.
318
00:16:13,634 --> 00:16:15,467
Yeah, that's funny stuff.
319
00:16:15,534 --> 00:16:18,033
Could you come and stand by the buffet?
320
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:20,868
Ah, yeah, sure, yeah.
321
00:16:31,601 --> 00:16:33,200
Lemon soap.
322
00:16:33,267 --> 00:16:36,501
Send as much as you can
spare, a whole truckload.
323
00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:39,534
Who is that?
324
00:16:39,601 --> 00:16:41,801
Why so nosey, Rosie?
325
00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:45,501
I'm just wondering how
Brent ever did this without ya.
326
00:16:45,567 --> 00:16:49,000
It doesn't seem right
that you do it all for free.
327
00:16:49,067 --> 00:16:50,501
Well...
328
00:16:50,567 --> 00:16:53,501
I guess that's the way
it is with kids, huh?
329
00:16:53,567 --> 00:16:57,501
You bring them into the world and
then they take advantage of you.
330
00:16:57,567 --> 00:17:00,634
Brent thinks he can
take advantage of me, huh?
331
00:17:00,701 --> 00:17:04,567
I should go in there right
now and tell him to pay me.
332
00:17:04,634 --> 00:17:09,033
Oh, he'd love that, to see
his father, beggin' for money.
333
00:17:09,100 --> 00:17:10,534
Oh, yeah?
334
00:17:10,601 --> 00:17:13,501
Well, I won't give him the satisfaction.
335
00:17:13,567 --> 00:17:17,534
We'll just see how this
place falls apart after I quit!
336
00:17:18,534 --> 00:17:20,734
180 degrees in 20 seconds.
337
00:17:21,801 --> 00:17:23,534
Not bad!
338
00:17:25,934 --> 00:17:27,534
As you all know,
339
00:17:27,601 --> 00:17:29,868
before we bury the new time capsule,
340
00:17:29,934 --> 00:17:32,801
it's traditional to,
uh, open the old one.
341
00:17:32,868 --> 00:17:37,501
I didn't know that we were going
to open an old time capsule as well.
342
00:17:37,567 --> 00:17:39,767
I can barely remember what I put in.
343
00:17:39,834 --> 00:17:43,501
You were there? Sure.
It's just last year.
344
00:17:43,567 --> 00:17:45,200
Last year?
345
00:17:45,267 --> 00:17:46,868
We do this every year.
346
00:17:46,934 --> 00:17:50,501
It used to be every 25
years, and then every ten years,
347
00:17:50,567 --> 00:17:53,167
and then it became an excuse to drink.
348
00:17:53,234 --> 00:17:55,467
An annual time capsule?
349
00:17:55,534 --> 00:17:59,467
That doesn't seem a
tad goofy to anybody else?
350
00:17:59,534 --> 00:18:03,534
All right, everyone, behold the past.
351
00:18:06,667 --> 00:18:09,601
Okay, Brent, ya had a mug.
352
00:18:09,667 --> 00:18:11,567
Karen, a mug.
353
00:18:11,634 --> 00:18:13,434
Crazy.
354
00:18:13,501 --> 00:18:16,534
It's hard to believe we drank
out of these things.
355
00:18:16,601 --> 00:18:20,434
Whose hat is this? So
that's where it went.
356
00:18:20,501 --> 00:18:24,000
So you just bury a
bunch of old mugs in a box
357
00:18:24,067 --> 00:18:25,767
and then you drink all night?
358
00:18:25,834 --> 00:18:28,667
It's very moving. It makes you think.
359
00:18:31,601 --> 00:18:34,400
I still can't believe
you do this every year.
360
00:18:34,467 --> 00:18:36,467
It's less jarring this way.
361
00:18:36,534 --> 00:18:39,767
If you leave a time
capsule for 25 or 50 years,
362
00:18:39,834 --> 00:18:43,534
when you open it, it's
just a bunch of old stuff.
363
00:18:43,601 --> 00:18:48,834
But you're supposed to put
all types of things in there,
364
00:18:48,901 --> 00:18:51,501
you know, non-mug type things.
365
00:18:51,567 --> 00:18:53,000
Listen to her.
366
00:18:53,067 --> 00:18:56,100
First time out and she's telling
367
00:18:56,167 --> 00:18:58,868
Someone's not comin'
to the Dog River Fun Days.
368
00:18:58,934 --> 00:19:00,734
Lacey's right.
369
00:19:00,801 --> 00:19:03,367
I'm gonna put my hat in there.
370
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:06,434
Or maybe not. That box is pretty ratty.
371
00:19:06,501 --> 00:19:09,400
Oh, here. Put it in this.
372
00:19:09,467 --> 00:19:11,501
All right! Lacey brought coffee.
373
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:14,033
Now you're carrying those
things around with you?
374
00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:15,534
Not too weird.
375
00:19:15,601 --> 00:19:17,834
This was supposed to be my contribution.
376
00:19:17,901 --> 00:19:20,067
Wait a minute.
377
00:19:20,133 --> 00:19:22,968
Your contribution
was going to be a carafe?
378
00:19:23,033 --> 00:19:26,400
Not
379
00:19:26,467 --> 00:19:28,200
Thanks.
380
00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:30,467
This will keep my hat safe.
381
00:19:30,534 --> 00:19:32,467
It kept coffee safe from me.
382
00:19:35,901 --> 00:19:38,067
Ow!
383
00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:40,400
Oh, my God, the mosquitoes!
384
00:19:40,467 --> 00:19:42,400
Oh, they're worse than ever!
385
00:19:42,467 --> 00:19:43,868
Run!
386
00:19:49,267 --> 00:19:50,801
I don't know what happened.
387
00:19:50,868 --> 00:19:53,467
It's like that lemon
soap made them crazy.
388
00:19:53,534 --> 00:19:56,934
But it can't be the soap, because
Hank uses the soap and...
389
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,567
Hank.
390
00:19:58,634 --> 00:20:00,567
Oh, my God, Hank.
391
00:20:00,634 --> 00:20:04,467
Man, it's like Sally and
Harry out there today. But why?
392
00:20:04,534 --> 00:20:08,667
The only difference between
you now and before is... your hat.
393
00:20:11,567 --> 00:20:13,000
My hat!
394
00:20:17,167 --> 00:20:19,167
Come on!
395
00:20:19,234 --> 00:20:21,701
How do you open this thing?
396
00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:32,934
Oscar, just stop it and go outside.
397
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:36,801
It's okay. He's not here anymore.
398
00:20:41,601 --> 00:20:43,734
Why are ya doin' that stupid puzzle?
399
00:20:43,801 --> 00:20:46,067
Too much blue. It's poor puzzlemanship.
400
00:20:46,133 --> 00:20:48,534
Tchit-tchit.
401
00:20:48,601 --> 00:20:51,601
Aah! It's good to have you back, Oscar.
402
00:20:54,634 --> 00:20:58,601
I must admit, it was
masterful, the way I got Dad to leave,
403
00:20:58,667 --> 00:21:00,634
a good plan all around.
404
00:21:00,701 --> 00:21:03,133
He worked for free and no harm done.
405
00:21:16,167 --> 00:21:20,067
I got 1,800 boxes of lemon dish soap.
406
00:21:20,133 --> 00:21:22,601
Masterful.
407
00:21:24,133 --> 00:21:25,701
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411
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412
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,534
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413
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414
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415
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416
00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:03,567
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