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I know. I was like, "Mm!"You don't have
to make a decision.
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Well?
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Well, what?
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What's with the hat?
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Oh, this? It's nothing.
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It's the loudest
nothing I ever saw.
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Boy, you just can't mosey
in here with a brand-new hat
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and act like you're not
wearing a brand-new hat.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Look, I'm trying something new, okay?
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- Just take it easy.
- He's right, guys.
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Come on, let's not
go down this path.
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It's ugly.
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Kind of like that hat.[ Laughter ]
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- I got this from a nice store.
- Melissa: What store?
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The one before you exit
the Al Capone Museum?
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[ Laughter ]
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What's up, Gregory?
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Did you just finish Bling
Ring-ing Bruno Mars' closet?
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[ Laughter ]
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I'm being brave, okay?
You guys are sheep.
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You may want to take a long,
hard look in the mirror.
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Better us than you.
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You look like a park ranger
from a cartoon, Booboo.
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[ Laughter ]
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Do you think
the hat looks bad?
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Oh, uh, me?
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Um, I--
I wouldn't say it was bad.
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Like, I think
it's just different,
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like something you'd wear
in "Indiana...
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Jones and the Temple
of Bad Hats."
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[ Laughter ]
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Fine.
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I didn't like it that much, anyway.
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There's only one place
this hat belongs.
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On my head.
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Wow.
Okay.
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- Ava: Now, that's fashion.
- Barbara: That's right.
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That's the way
it's supposed to look.
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That's hattitude.
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[ Maker's "Hold'em" playing ]
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♪
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Thank you.
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Aww,
I always needed a pencil.
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Thank you.
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Thank you so much.
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So, it's Teacher Appreciation
Week, which is fun.
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It's a scam.
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It's merely a way
for the school district
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to placate the teachers.
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This Teacher Appreciation thing,
it's a bit of a show.
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I mean, every year,
I receive so many
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of the perfume/lotion
gift boxes from the students,
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but I have never received
so much
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as a $50 Buffalo Wild Wing
gift card from the district.
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I got this.[ Chuckles ]
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Funny.
Yeah.
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Well, I got this
very cool, handmade thing.
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Well, it's really
about the kids, so...
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Yeah, if it was about us,
we might actually
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get something
from the district.
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Teacher Appreciation Week
was actually created
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so that less teachers
would quit. Hm.
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That's why Mother's Day
was invented,
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so less moms would
- leave their families. - Gosh.
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Ava: ♪ You better watch out ♪
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♪ You better not cry ♪
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♪ You better get ready to say,
"Thank you, Ava," ♪
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♪ And I'm 'bout
to tell you why ♪
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So shush.[ Teachers groan ]
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I got you a gift from
the school district.
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Melissa: Can't wait to hear.
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It's court-side seats
to your Philadelphia 76ers!
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- Oh, my God.
- What?
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Are you freaking kidding me?!
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Oh, my God!
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It's a Teacher Appreciation
Week miracle.
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Thank you.
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You came through again.
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Ava: Who you pointing at?
I'm right here.
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Don't give Jesus my credit.
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He didn't enter you
into the district-wide lottery.
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I did that.
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I did that.
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Well, thank you, Ava.
This is so exciting.
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I can't believe all
the teachers get to go see
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the Sixers together.
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[ Teachers cheer ]
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All my jerseys... Yeah!
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It's only two tickets, though.
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You know what?
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I buried the lede.
That's on me.
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I just wanted to see
some energy in this place.
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Anyway, yeah.
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Only two tickets.
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Bye.
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Janine: Oh, hey, boys.
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So, I'm throwing a game night
for my sister tomorrow.
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Please be in because
I just bought a new SodaStream.
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Oh, sick.
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I have a surplus
of CO2 cartridges.
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Is...
Not what you think.
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I'm in. Yeah.
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I doubt Gregory is
gonna want to, like... Yeah.
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Oh, no, I'm in.
What we doing?
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Talking Risk, Rummikub, Taboo?
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Oh, I love board games.
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I'll play almost anything.
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But I don't [bleep] with
Settlers of Catan.
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My sister and I are
so excited to hang out,
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and it's gonna be
different now
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because we're mature adults,
you know?
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But as far as my mom knows,
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Ayesha is lost in the Rockies
somewhere, okay?
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You guys ever seen that movie
"Into the Wild"?
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For the eighth time,
Janine, no.
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[ Intercom beeps ]
Ava: Janine, that movie's nuts.
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I need all teachers in
the library in two minutes.
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We're gonna decide who's going
to get those tickets.
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And can somebody bring me
a Sprite? From McDonald's.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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Order! Order!
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Look, there's only two tickets,
and there's at least
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three of you, so we got
to figure this out.
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Well, do we know if everybody
even wants the tickets?
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It's not like we're
all native Philadelphians.
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Ooh.
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Well, the Sixers are
playing Washington,
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my favorite team, which
I never get a chance to see.
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So some of us may want to go
more than anyone.
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Aw.
Mm.
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Alright, well,
who does want to go?
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Ooh. Okay. I got it.
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Let's just give
the tickets to Janine.
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- Why?Melissa: What?
- Really?
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- Why?!
- Yeah, it's an obvious choice.
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You don't have any friends,
and you can take me,
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and we can just hope
to end up on one of those
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"Pretend I Don't Know You"
cams.
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Okay, as flattering
as that proposition is,
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my sister's actually in town,
so I'd be taking her.
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Ugh, I forgot
there's two of you.
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Why don't we just pick names
out of a hat?
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Do you think it's wise to be
bringing up hats, Gregory?
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No, not the hat thing,
'cause whenever we do it,
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it always goes to the person
who wants it least
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and then they wind up
selling it.
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Yeah, like that time Daryl
got the eyelash extensions.
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So, it's my fault I already have
naturally long,
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luxurious lashes?
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Okay, what about a good,
old-fashioned--
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Bare-knuckle fist fight.
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- Janine: Why do you have that?
- Relax.
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I was gonna say vote.
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I agree with Jacob
because I want to leave
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and I regret getting myself
wrapped up in this.
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Vote it is!
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- That's not gonna work.
- It could work.
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- It's not gonna work.
- It could work.
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Anybody who doesn't want them,
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vote for me.
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- Welcome!
- Hi.
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Hello. Good af--
Oh, good afternoon.
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So, this is it!
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It's awesome.
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It's really...
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Um, it's cozy.
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Yeah?
Yeah.
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- But cute cozy.
- Alright, so, tonight.
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I was thinking maybe you and I
could have some natural wine.
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It's like real wine,
but it's natural.
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And, um, after that, I made us
a reservation for Bone Town.
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It's a really good place.
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And then I was thinking we could
watch that "Sex and the City"
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spin-off,
"The Carrie Diaries."
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Heard it's really good.
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- Um, that all sounds awesome.
- Yeah.
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But, um, I-I do have some plans
with some people later.
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Tonight?
Yeah.
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I mean, is that a problem?
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Uh, no.
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No, no, no, no, no.
Not-- Not a problem.
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Uh, I just thought maybe since
it was gonna be us here today,
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I thought maybe we'd be hanging
out, maybe doing fun stuff.
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And we will together. Yeah.
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Just not tonight, right?
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'Cause I have plans
with other people.
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Okay. Yeah.
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Yeah.
It just feels like,
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you know, since you're
staying here,
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it feels like you would tell me
if you were gonna be leaving.
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You should, uh, okay.
Sorry, Mom.
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I'll make sure to check in
next time. [ Chuckles ]
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[ Chuckles ] Please.
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Like Mom ever cared
about where we were going.
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[ Laughs ] Yeah, we really
took advantage of that.
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Yeah, you did.
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Yeah, but that's cool
about tonight.
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Have fun with your friends.
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But tomorrow night?
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Tomorrow night is game night,
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and you don't want
to miss game night.
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Feels like I couldn't,
even if I wanted to.
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Which I don't.
I'm totally amped to play games.
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Um, just not now,
'cause I'm gonna go.
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Okay, you're going now. Okay.
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Have fun.
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[ Sighs ] Okay.
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Okay, here is a ballot
with each of your names on it,
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so that you can't cheat.
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Here you go.
This says Jason.
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My name is Ja--I can't believe
I got wrangled into this.
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It's making me feel bad for
those professional vote counters
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for, like, mayor elections,
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who have to do this
every 10 years.
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What?[ Groans ]
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And she doesn't even know
my freaking name.
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- Just let it go, Jacob.
- Come on.
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Just drop it.
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Hey, how was night one
with the sister?
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Was it all
sharing clothes
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and fighting
over the bathroom and...
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Um, no.
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She already had plans,
it turned out,
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which is okay
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because I technically
didn't ever tell her
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we were hanging out.
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I just assumed,
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and you know what they say
about assumptions.
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Yeah, they make a--They're not reliable.
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Not at all.
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So, she is still coming
to game night.
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So, you guys are still in,
- right? - Oh, absolutely.
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I've been scouring the boards
for all the new strategies.
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Oh! Oh, see?
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This is why we are
best friends.
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- Jacob.
- Yes!
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You okay?
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Barb, look at those two.
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Look at them scheming.
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Nothing good has ever come
from nerds whispering.
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Us second-floor teachers
need to stick together.
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Those first-floor people?
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They don't truly
understand us.
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Well, I know you're just
trying to get my vote,
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but I do think people
overlook our struggle.
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Not only do we labor
more physically
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to get to our classes,
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we have to endure
the quick-witted teens.
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We deserve those tickets.
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Oh, you can't be serious.
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If anyone deserves
the tickets, it's me.
252
00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:40,041
I'm teaching two classes
- at once. - Barbara: Hold on.
253
00:08:40,041 --> 00:08:42,478
If we're talking about
who deserves the tickets,
254
00:08:42,478 --> 00:08:45,437
the answer is obvious--
the most tenured teacher.
255
00:08:45,437 --> 00:08:46,482
So, you mean you?
256
00:08:46,482 --> 00:08:47,701
Janine: With all due respect,
257
00:08:47,701 --> 00:08:49,877
I think the tickets
should go to the MVP.
258
00:08:49,877 --> 00:08:51,879
You know, the young star
who gives everyone faith
259
00:08:51,879 --> 00:08:53,445
in the franchise again.
260
00:08:53,445 --> 00:08:56,274
Or the tickets could go
to the most improved player--
261
00:08:56,274 --> 00:08:59,147
someone who sacrificed other
goals to focus on this one.
262
00:08:59,147 --> 00:09:01,628
Someone young,
someone driven, someone--
263
00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:03,455
Handsome.
You know what?
264
00:09:03,455 --> 00:09:04,805
- Yeah!
- Yeah, okay, bub.
265
00:09:04,805 --> 00:09:07,503
You haven't been a real teacher
for even a year yet.
266
00:09:07,503 --> 00:09:08,809
No, he has not.
267
00:09:08,809 --> 00:09:10,201
If I may interject,
268
00:09:10,201 --> 00:09:12,421
I would say that teaching
second grade is no picnic.
269
00:09:12,421 --> 00:09:15,598
Didn't I see your class having
a literal picnic the other day?
270
00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:17,861
Didn't I see your class
watching "Lego Batman"?
271
00:09:17,861 --> 00:09:19,602
- Teachers: Ooh.
- Ms. Pinkney: I don't know what y'all smoking,
272
00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:21,256
but if you was to take
my health class,
273
00:09:21,256 --> 00:09:22,649
you wouldn't be
smoking anything.
274
00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:24,085
I'll have you drug-,
tobacco-,
275
00:09:24,085 --> 00:09:25,956
and vape-free,
like all of our students,
276
00:09:25,956 --> 00:09:27,697
which is why I deserve
the tickets.
277
00:09:27,697 --> 00:09:30,439
I have the most important job
in this school.
278
00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:33,921
I set the tone for the rest
of their academic careers.
279
00:09:33,921 --> 00:09:35,313
Okay, I think that
"most important"
280
00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:36,837
- is a little bit extreme.
- Thank you.
281
00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:37,968
Gregory: Okay,
let's take a deep breath
282
00:09:37,968 --> 00:09:39,143
before we say something
we don't mean.
283
00:09:39,143 --> 00:09:40,797
- Oh, shut up, haircut.
- Ana: Oh!
284
00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:43,495
I mean, teaching kindergarten--
the most important, Barb?
285
00:09:43,495 --> 00:09:44,932
All youse do is
teach five-year-olds
286
00:09:44,932 --> 00:09:46,237
how to use safety scissors.
287
00:09:46,237 --> 00:09:47,935
And maybe if your
kindergarten teacher
288
00:09:47,935 --> 00:09:49,545
had done a better job,
289
00:09:49,545 --> 00:09:53,505
you would know that "youse"
is not plural for "you."
290
00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:56,857
Oh, somebody swing!
291
00:09:56,857 --> 00:09:59,337
Alright, looks like
all the votes are in,
292
00:09:59,337 --> 00:10:01,601
and somehow no one
got molly-whopped.
293
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:02,950
Hey, did you vote for me?
294
00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:04,386
What matters is that I voted.
295
00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:05,953
Jacob, you know I want
to take my sister,
296
00:10:05,953 --> 00:10:08,042
and Tyrese Maxey
is my hall pass.
297
00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:10,914
Janine, it's not called
a hall pass when you're single.
298
00:10:10,914 --> 00:10:12,873
Hey, everybody, shh.
299
00:10:12,873 --> 00:10:14,004
I'm about to announce
the winner.
300
00:10:14,004 --> 00:10:15,440
Drum roll, please.
301
00:10:16,964 --> 00:10:18,269
And the winner is...
302
00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:19,706
Mr. Johnson.
303
00:10:19,706 --> 00:10:22,143
Put some respect on my name!
304
00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:25,059
- Ha! Ha-ha!
- I demand a recount.
305
00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:26,974
Ranked-choice voting would have
been inherently much fairer.
306
00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:28,410
He's not even a real teacher.
307
00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:30,412
You know how many classes
I subbed?
308
00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:32,370
Why y'all mad?
You all voted for him.
309
00:10:32,370 --> 00:10:34,068
I didn't think he'd win.
310
00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:36,853
I just voted for him 'cause I
was annoyed with everyone else.
311
00:10:36,853 --> 00:10:39,073
[ Indistinct murmuring ]
312
00:10:39,073 --> 00:10:40,552
Well, you know what?
313
00:10:40,552 --> 00:10:43,381
You two might not have tickets
to the NBA,
314
00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:47,603
but you do have
floor seats to the JGA.
315
00:10:47,603 --> 00:10:49,910
Janine Game-Night Association.
316
00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:51,433
And-- And there'll
be floor seats
317
00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:52,739
because you'll probably
be sitting on the floor.
318
00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:56,090
It's gonna be fun,
and it's BYOBG.
319
00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,787
Bring your own...
beer garden?
320
00:10:57,787 --> 00:10:59,093
Bubble gum?
Baby giraffe?
321
00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:00,616
- Jacob: Big Gulp.
- Brittney Griner!
322
00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:02,749
- Black Gregory?
- What? No.
323
00:11:02,749 --> 00:11:03,924
Bring Your Own Board Game.
324
00:11:03,924 --> 00:11:05,752
Real simple.
325
00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:07,667
- Yeah.
- Look, see you both there.
326
00:11:10,844 --> 00:11:11,888
Ayesha: Okay, okay.
327
00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:13,716
But then, after the concert
was over,
328
00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:17,285
we snuck back into Red Rocks,
waited for everybody to leave,
329
00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:19,940
stayed till the next morning,
and watched the eclipse.
330
00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:21,028
Erika: Ooh.
331
00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:23,073
That sounds
so firggin awesome.
332
00:11:23,073 --> 00:11:23,987
Yeah.
333
00:11:23,987 --> 00:11:25,989
Which makes this a lot harder.
334
00:11:25,989 --> 00:11:27,774
I totally own all your
water rights now.
335
00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:29,514
Ba-boom!
336
00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:30,951
Oh, it's me.
337
00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:32,474
Ooh! It's okay,
I have a vacuum.
338
00:11:32,474 --> 00:11:34,215
Um...
339
00:11:34,215 --> 00:11:36,391
I'm sorry, am--
am I the only one
340
00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:38,872
who doesn't understand
how this game works?
341
00:11:38,872 --> 00:11:40,525
No, Jacob is the only one
who does.
342
00:11:40,525 --> 00:11:41,613
Okay.
Come on.
343
00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:43,354
Nobody plays Drought?
344
00:11:43,354 --> 00:11:45,705
It's the most award-winning
independent board game out.
345
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:46,793
We ain't got no other games?
346
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:47,837
Uh, no.
347
00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:49,273
Yeah,
I'm gonna need a drink.
348
00:11:49,273 --> 00:11:50,710
You want one of those hard
ciders you liked at my party?
349
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,451
Actually, I made a pre-mixed
signature cocktail.
350
00:11:53,451 --> 00:11:55,279
It's called
a short island iced tea.
351
00:11:55,279 --> 00:11:56,933
Yeah, I was short on
ingredients when I made it,
352
00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:59,240
so it's mostly just Coke
and ice, but it's pretty good.
353
00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,243
I also have a signature cocktail.
354
00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:03,635
I actually learned it
in Denver.
355
00:12:03,635 --> 00:12:06,290
Oh.
It's called beer.
356
00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:07,727
Okay.
357
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,641
I'll take one of those.
358
00:12:09,641 --> 00:12:11,731
[ Chuckles ]
359
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:12,906
Your sister is so cool.
360
00:12:12,906 --> 00:12:14,821
Yeah, she's pretty chill.
361
00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:17,911
Yeah.
She is cool and chill.
362
00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:19,042
I think it runs in the family.
363
00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:21,566
Like, that's what people
used to tell us.
364
00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:23,046
Okay, ta-da.
365
00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:25,135
Thank you. Ready.
366
00:12:25,135 --> 00:12:27,094
Alright, it's your turn, Ayesha.
367
00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:30,358
Oh, okay.
This one means
368
00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:33,448
I either stay and provide water
to the land I'm at,
369
00:12:33,448 --> 00:12:35,319
or I get
to take all the water
370
00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:36,930
- I have and bounce, right?
- Mm-hmm.
371
00:12:36,930 --> 00:12:39,280
Okay, cool.
I am bouncing.
372
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:40,803
[ Scattered chuckles ]
373
00:12:40,803 --> 00:12:42,936
Well, now that means
I have to provide water
374
00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:44,676
for all of Asia, so...
375
00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:46,069
Sucks to be you, Janine.
376
00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:48,028
But the point of this game
is to survive,
377
00:12:48,028 --> 00:12:49,943
and you can't do that
if you're taking care
378
00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:52,032
of everybody else, so...
379
00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:53,947
Shocking.
380
00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:55,775
What's that supposed to mean?
381
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,037
Nothing. Just...
382
00:12:57,037 --> 00:12:58,778
Didn't sound like nothing, so...
383
00:12:58,778 --> 00:12:59,953
Then maybe it was something.
384
00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:01,389
Uh, I think it's my turn, actually.
385
00:13:01,389 --> 00:13:03,739
No, I think my sister
has something she wants to say.
386
00:13:03,739 --> 00:13:05,959
I'm just saying that it's not
surprising to me
387
00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:07,569
that when things got tough
for you in Asia,
388
00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:08,962
you just took your water
and bounced,
389
00:13:08,962 --> 00:13:10,659
and now I'm left
to ration everything.
390
00:13:10,659 --> 00:13:12,835
Oh, no, actually, you have used
up all your rationing chips.
391
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:16,186
Okay, well, I didn't choose to
start in an arid, doomed biome.
392
00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:19,929
And yet, other people accepted
the responsibility
393
00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:21,931
of making do
in a dry climate.
394
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,237
They didn't just leave.
395
00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:25,369
Yeah, well, I know a lost cause
when I see one,
396
00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:27,241
and I didn't want
to waste my time.
397
00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:29,025
That's because you
abandon people,
398
00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:30,984
and it's nice to finally
hear you say it out loud.
399
00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:33,725
♪
400
00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:35,075
Excuse me.
401
00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:37,077
- Where are you going?
- I don't know.
402
00:13:37,077 --> 00:13:38,165
♪
403
00:13:38,165 --> 00:13:40,036
Ayesha![ Door slams ]
404
00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:41,559
[ Door opens, slams ]
405
00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:43,431
Now, this is the game
that I came for.
406
00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:46,738
I think Janine may be holding on
to a little tension from--
407
00:13:46,738 --> 00:13:48,088
- Childhood?
- Absolutely.
408
00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:49,611
This about stuff
from her childhood?
409
00:13:49,611 --> 00:13:51,091
♪
410
00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:51,918
[ Sighs ]
411
00:13:55,443 --> 00:13:57,097
Ayesha.
412
00:13:57,097 --> 00:13:58,011
Ayesha!
413
00:13:58,011 --> 00:13:59,839
What the hell
is your problem?
414
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,232
You are staying
at my house,
415
00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:05,932
but you just drop
your stuff off and leave,
416
00:14:05,932 --> 00:14:07,934
'cause you do whatever
you want to do,
417
00:14:07,934 --> 00:14:10,066
Ayesha, and leave
the good people of Asia
418
00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:13,113
- to fend for themselves.
- Can you please quit it with the metaphor?
419
00:14:13,113 --> 00:14:15,419
It is so childish.
420
00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:16,943
Oh, oh, okay.
421
00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:17,944
I'm childish.
422
00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:19,206
Really?
423
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:21,121
Who ran and hid?
424
00:14:21,121 --> 00:14:22,557
You just left.
[ Scoffs ]
425
00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:24,515
You leave when
things get hard.
426
00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:26,822
You always have.
427
00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:28,084
Oh, my God.
428
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:31,305
People move from
their hometowns all the time.
429
00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:32,959
- It's not about that.
- But you know what?
430
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,308
My fault.
431
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:37,050
My fault for not staying
like good, perfect Janine.
432
00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:38,138
That's on me.
433
00:14:38,138 --> 00:14:39,139
You're right. Wow.
434
00:14:39,139 --> 00:14:40,314
Yeah.
Wow.
435
00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:41,968
[ Janine and Ayesha
arguing in distance ]
436
00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,578
Jacob:
If the sea levels are rising,
437
00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:46,320
should I...
[ Inhales sharply ]
438
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,017
I know there's
a solution afoot.
439
00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:49,889
I just gotta nab it.
440
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,629
So...
441
00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:53,501
I heard the teachers'
conference was fun.
442
00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:55,068
[ Scoffs ]
That is an understatement.
443
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:56,983
Did Janine tell you
about all the swag we got?
444
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,332
Oh, how are you on pens?
445
00:14:58,332 --> 00:15:00,160
Oh, I'm good on pens.
446
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,509
♪
447
00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:04,251
You know how much dealing
with Mom is,
448
00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:07,428
but you got to leave
and go to Colorado
449
00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:08,995
and be cool
and interesting.
450
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:10,561
[ Scoffs ]
Meanwhile,
451
00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:12,824
I am still here,
dealing with her by myself.
452
00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:14,696
Do you know how hard
it was for me here?
453
00:15:14,696 --> 00:15:18,918
Yes, I know how hard it is here,
because I'm still here.
454
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,311
But you aren't me.
455
00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:23,313
- You went to Penn, Janine.
- Oh, my God.
456
00:15:23,313 --> 00:15:26,273
You went to Penn,
and I am-- am st--
457
00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:28,536
to date, the only person
who's been fired
458
00:15:28,536 --> 00:15:30,973
from the Eastern State
Penitentiary's haunted house.
459
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:32,714
That's bad.
- That's not good. - Ayesha, what does that--
460
00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:34,803
What does that have to do
with anything? Everything!
461
00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:38,111
People had hopes for you,
and they gave up on me.
462
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:40,200
Ayesha.
463
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,549
You had it together.
464
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:45,683
I didn't, and I couldn't get it
together when Mom...
465
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:50,645
When the person who
needed me the most
466
00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:53,735
was the most
disappointed in me.
467
00:15:53,735 --> 00:15:56,738
Yeah, fine, then.
I couldn't take it.
468
00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:59,132
I couldn't handle it,
so I ran.
469
00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:00,437
I left.
470
00:16:03,179 --> 00:16:05,790
Janine...
471
00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:07,314
I am sorry.
472
00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:10,273
[ Vehicles passing,
horns honking ]
473
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:22,894
I get why you...
474
00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:24,113
left Mom.
475
00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:26,420
I do.
476
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:29,336
It just kind of felt
like you left me, too.
477
00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:32,861
I don't want to rush you, Janine,
478
00:16:32,861 --> 00:16:34,341
but if you don't make
a move soon,
479
00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:37,344
all your water's gonna
become non-potable.
480
00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:39,172
That basically means, like...
481
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:40,608
Yeah, no, we know
- what it means, Jacob. - No, we know what it means.
482
00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,479
- We know what it means.
- Thank you.
483
00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:46,092
Why don't we go back
to the game?
484
00:16:47,615 --> 00:16:49,791
Yeah, okay.
485
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:51,749
Come on.
486
00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:53,838
[ Breathes deeply ]
487
00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:00,889
Ooh, it feels like
a reunion show
488
00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:03,761
for an absolute mess of
a "Housewives" season in here.
489
00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:07,200
Ladies and Gentleladies,
your courtside ticket winner,
490
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,897
Mr. Johnson.
491
00:17:09,637 --> 00:17:11,552
[ Laughs ]
492
00:17:13,206 --> 00:17:15,947
So, um, who you thinking about
taking with you
493
00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:17,036
to the game tonight?
494
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,820
I'm bringing Dr. J.
495
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:20,909
- You know Julius Erving?
- Who?
496
00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:23,651
No, Dr. Jamar Cameron,
my podiatrist.
497
00:17:23,651 --> 00:17:26,001
Oh, come on.
Oh, I get it.
498
00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:28,612
Now I'm the bad guy,
just because I'm rich.
499
00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:32,964
Look what happens when
the district offers us
500
00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:34,357
less than what we need.
501
00:17:35,924 --> 00:17:37,056
Melissa, I'm sorry.
502
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,405
No, I'm sorry, Barb.
503
00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:41,277
See, we usually help each
other out, and this time,
504
00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:43,323
we went after each other
like a bunch of peasants
505
00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:45,934
being tossed a single ham
from a wagon.
506
00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:47,849
Yeah, I-I was gonna say that
we forgot we were a team,
507
00:17:47,849 --> 00:17:49,764
but that was beautiful,
too, I guess.
508
00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:51,418
Remember when the district said
they would get us a projector
509
00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:53,463
for every room,
- and they sent one? - Mm-hmm.
510
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:55,248
We're pretty good
at sharing it, though. Yeah.
511
00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:56,684
Which reminds me, Janine,
I need it back.
512
00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:57,728
Okay.
513
00:17:57,728 --> 00:17:59,861
You know,
I should apologize, too.
514
00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:01,428
I know keeping those kids
off the pipe
515
00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:03,473
is only a small piece
of what we do.
516
00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:05,345
Mr. Morton,
I accept your apology.
517
00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:06,824
I have nothing
to apologize for.
518
00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:08,087
I said I accept.
519
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,914
Melissa: [ Clears throat ]
520
00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:25,582
Janine: Have a good day, girls.
521
00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:27,628
Damn, she looks like
the grown-up version of you,
522
00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:29,412
like if your proportions
were stretched out
523
00:18:29,412 --> 00:18:32,285
- to a normal length.
- Haha, we get it, Ava. I'm short.
524
00:18:32,285 --> 00:18:33,373
It's just science, girl.
525
00:18:33,373 --> 00:18:35,026
Don't be mad about facts.
526
00:18:36,811 --> 00:18:38,378
Wh--
527
00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:39,205
- Hey.
- Hi.
528
00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:40,554
What's up?
529
00:18:40,554 --> 00:18:42,208
Uh, yeah.
I came through.
530
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,992
I didn't even realize you knew
where I worked.
531
00:18:43,992 --> 00:18:46,647
I mean, yeah, it's, like,
the biggest part of your life.
532
00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:48,083
I do listen, you know?
533
00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:51,086
Cool.
534
00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:52,392
It's very Janine in here.
535
00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:54,655
- Yeah.
- I mean that in a good way.
536
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:57,353
Didn't know there was a bad way
to mean it.
537
00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:59,660
[ Chuckles ]
Ahh.
538
00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:02,489
Has Mom ever been here?
539
00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:05,492
[ Both laugh ]
540
00:19:05,492 --> 00:19:07,102
- That's crazy.
- Do you hear yourself?
541
00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:08,582
Yeah.
542
00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:11,062
I guess things have always been
a little rocky
543
00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:13,239
in our family, so...
544
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:15,241
Hey, you think that's why
you moved to the Rockies?
545
00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:16,807
[ Laughs ]
546
00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:18,505
'Cause of the...
547
00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:23,727
Hey, could you help me out
with something?
548
00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:25,425
I don't think comedy
is something
549
00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:26,687
you can teach, you know?
550
00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:28,515
I feel like it's more
something innate.
551
00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:30,604
You know what? I was talking
about that projector.
552
00:19:30,604 --> 00:19:32,345
I need help taking it back
to Gregory's room.
553
00:19:32,345 --> 00:19:34,173
- It's a little heavy.
- Oh, thank God.
554
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,044
Yeah.
Thank you.
555
00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:40,570
Mrs. Howard,
I forgot to give you this.
556
00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:41,876
Is it too late?
557
00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:46,010
Oh, sweetheart,
perfect timing.
558
00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:47,142
Thank you.
559
00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:48,274
You're welcome.
560
00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:50,101
Bye.
Bye.
561
00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:53,975
You know, even after all of
these years as a teacher,
562
00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:58,588
I still have to stop and remind
myself why I'm still here.
563
00:19:58,588 --> 00:20:00,286
It's not my paycheck,
564
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,897
certainly not the perks
from the people who sign it,
565
00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:06,727
it's about the people who show
up here every blessed day--
566
00:20:06,727 --> 00:20:10,557
the dedicated teachers
and the wonderful students.
567
00:20:10,557 --> 00:20:13,124
That's what I love most
about the lotion.
568
00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:19,087
When I put it on, it reminds me
that this school, my peers,
569
00:20:19,087 --> 00:20:22,743
these students--
we're all we have,
570
00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:27,617
and we all appreciate
each other so much.
571
00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:31,360
Although, a $50
Buffalo Wild Wing gift card
572
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,623
wouldn't hurt anybody.
573
00:20:33,623 --> 00:20:35,625
Ava,
you need to see this.
574
00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:37,148
What's this?
From the district?
575
00:20:37,148 --> 00:20:39,194
"Principal Coleman, we are
writing to inform you
576
00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:41,196
that the petition to change
Abbott Elementary
577
00:20:41,196 --> 00:20:43,503
into a Legendary Charter
will be coming in front of
578
00:20:43,503 --> 00:20:45,331
the school board in..."
579
00:20:51,554 --> 00:20:54,905
Christian: Hey, Philly, it's
time for our 30-second quiz,
580
00:20:54,905 --> 00:20:56,603
where one fan has a chance
to win $1,000.
581
00:20:56,603 --> 00:20:59,040
Here we go.
582
00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:00,694
Alright, fans, I'm here with...
583
00:21:00,694 --> 00:21:02,086
What's your name, sir?
584
00:21:02,086 --> 00:21:03,262
Mr. Johnson.
585
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:04,611
Okay, Mr. Johnson,
586
00:21:04,611 --> 00:21:05,960
do you want to play
our 30-second quiz
587
00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:08,310
for a chance to win
$1,000?
588
00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:09,485
Put some time on the clock, Christian.
589
00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:11,226
[ Chuckles] Okay.
590
00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:15,404
In 30 seconds, can you name
10 cleaning products?
591
00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:19,452
They gave you $1,000?
592
00:21:19,452 --> 00:21:22,368
And a $50 gift card
to Buffalo Wild Wings.
593
00:21:22,368 --> 00:21:23,760
Oh.
594
00:21:23,810 --> 00:21:28,360
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