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-[vigorous counting]
-[feet tapping]
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[spirited piano music]
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[lively chatter]
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[Michael] Baloney
is a live show that uses
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theater,
dance and striptease
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to explore and celebrate
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the gay and queer
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sexual
and life experience.
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Label gay.
Okay, great.
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80 Label, Jerry.
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So in our first show,
the opening number
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choreographed by Rory
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was about
sort of city life
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taking this
male character,
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very dorky
Clark Kent looking guy,
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and has a moment
with somebody on the bus.
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It really was an effort
to show the everyman
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and to make
the everyman sexy.
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That like,
he was just a workaday schlub
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just like
everybody else.
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This was not an idealized
fireman or policeman
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or one of those
more stripper type guys.
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These are just guys
in business suits and pants.
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But then this sort of
sexual energy came into it.
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And it was our effort
to kind of show the audience
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a little bit
of themselves on stage.
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[audience cheering, laughing]
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[Michael] There's
so many insecurities
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that come
with being an artist.
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And it's so easy
to quit and just say "No."
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And I actually,
after years of performing
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in the city
and just scraping by,
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I took
a corporate left turn
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where I quit
all artistic employment.
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And I became a manager
at a tech company
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in San Francisco.
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And it was
sort of like
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I was acting
that whole time
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'cause I was acting
like I was a manager
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in a tech company
when I really wasn't that,
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and that's not
really what I wanted.
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But after a few months,
it just was like--
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I remember
walking to my office
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and it was down
this white hallway,
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this state
of the art building,
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no art
on the walls.
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And there's this long,
white hallway
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and I sort of
was walking down it.
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I was like
"You know what this is?
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This is me inside.
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I'm becoming this
long, white artless hallway
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that is, like--
that is a means to an end.
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It's just--
it's just leading
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from one side
to the other
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and there's
nothing to it."
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And I just sort of realized
that my-- my worst day
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as a full time artist
was better than my best day
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as a full time
tech manager at this company.
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And I got
the fuck out of there.
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And then
it was sort of like
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"Okay, well now,
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this isn't
fun and games anymore.
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Like now, if I'm going
to stay in San Francisco
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and I'm going
to keep making art,
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I need to make something
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that will
speak to people.
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This isn't
about exploring anymore.
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Now I need something
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that's
commercially successful."
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-[snaps]
-[rhythmic humming]
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[Michael] I co-created Baloney
with my partner, Rory Davis,
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who's the choreographer
of the show.
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One, two, three.
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-Roll and pop--
-Left hand.
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Story is
what I'm interested in.
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Yeah, this is up first.
And then you roll--
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Oh, what do you roll?
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And then
where does this one--
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Bum-bum-bum...
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[Michael] And Rory comes from
the choreography background
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and dance and the body.
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Okay, okay,
this is why I wanted
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to make sure
we did this.
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[Michael] It needed
two parents, right?
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[Rory] Nope.
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[Michael] That I could
never do Baloney by myself.
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And I don't think that Rory
could ever do it by himself.
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But there was something that
we were able to make together
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that was greater
than the sum of our parts.
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-Did I do it?
-Yeah, you're good.
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One, two, three, four, five.
Good. That's it.
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-Don't worry about--
-Hoo!
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What do you mean,
holding a towel?
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-Oh, like this?
-Yeah, you're doing it
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-like you're holding a towel.
-I am. How do you do it?
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It's just,
you know, like...
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[Michael laughs]
What's the difference?
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[Rory] I think
that with Baloney,
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what we're trying to say
is just that everything
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that we present
is sexy to someone.
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I can see from the stage
if somebody is completely,
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maybe even, like,
disgusted by something,
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the person next to them
is super into it.
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[audience laughs]
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[sultry instrumental]
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Favorite Baloney number
is for sure--
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One of them
is "I Feel Love."
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I'm really
pleased with how--
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I think that the group
was able to evoke
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the coming out process
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basically in your
first night out
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and probably being
pretty nervous.
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I remember
in Philadelphia
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when I was um,
I was 21 and-- [laughs]
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But like, surrounding
myself with a wall of girls,
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you know,
because I was terrified,
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I didn't know
what would happen.
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And then the next time
I had less friends with me.
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And then it
eventually became the point,
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you know,
where now I'm staging Baloney.
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But I think everyone--
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We try to do that
with a lot of numbers of hours,
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where we try to tap into
that sensibility of like,
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we've all been here
once in our lives.
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So the story of this,
by the way, is like--
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This is, this--
Did Michael tell you?
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It's like this,
like, it's the powerhouse
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and you're--
you're a Badlands boy.
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-You both are.
-Okay. [laughs]
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I know you're--
you're terrified.
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-0 key?
-0 key.
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So the curtain
is closed right now.
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Their hands come out.
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You guys come
through the audience
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and you come up here,
and like, what turns out
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to be is that
like, he wants--
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He wants to go and you end up--
you end up chickening out.
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-[Joe] Okay.
-[Rory] So you'll see,
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you guys come out
and you have a piece of paper
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and it's whole thing
where it's like
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"Where is this place?"
You know this [indistinct]
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So it's going to be this thing
where it's like "Where is it?"
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You know, like--
it's like follow his lead.
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It's this shy thing,
and then basically
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Daddy appears
from the back.
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##"
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[Joe] Like, I know,
for me, my sexuality,
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that's part
of my power.
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It used to be one
of those things where it used
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to bring me some shame
that kind of would hold me back
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and make me second guess
myself sometimes.
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But I think once
you're in that dark place
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and you get to know
all aspects of yourself,
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you discover that
something like your sexuality
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can be really powerful.
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And I think
that's kind of like
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what we're using,
is like we're not shying away.
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We're definitely
all about the smut in Baloney.
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Like, you know,
like, that's what you came for.
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That's it
we're going to give you.
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But we're also
going to make you think.
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[deep breath]
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[energetic dance music]
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[Rory] All right,
we're here.
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We're showing
our butt holes with our hands.
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We hold.
This is the slow curtain open.
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Hold. Two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
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Two, two, three--
I think four counts of eight.
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We'll know it.
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I'll count us in.
We flex right.
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One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven. We hit it.
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One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven. We hit it.
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We look up, two, three,
four, five, six, seven.
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We melt your own way,
two, three then I clap!
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And then we break.
Here we go.
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Would you mind
going back, Michael?
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[Michael] Yeah.
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Uh, whichever one you pref--
[makes a goofy sound]
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-[Michael] That way, yeah.
-Woo... yes!
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Because you have to cross
to the pits, here we go.
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[upbeat pop instrumental]
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[Michael] When that break
happens with the clap,
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-you fly in with the chair.
-[man] Okay.
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Yes, so you'll
come over here
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and Beth
will offer you a drink.
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And then you take
your bow to take--
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You take the drink
and then it's--
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Something's off about it.
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But you wait and see her
with the yellow hankie
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-and then you spit it out.
-[low audience laughter]
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And then, "Thank you so much,
that's not for me."
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And then
she's going to hand it--
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Yeah, she'll hand it
to Simon and he loves it.
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Okay, great.
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[Michael] When I first
moved to San Francisco,
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I worked in the Castro.
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I was really excited
to be in the heart
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of the gay scene.
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And what I realized
really quickly
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was that I was
really in the heart
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of the gay dating scene
and hookup scene
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where I was working.
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And that's a really,
kind of different energy
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than um--
than the arts scene
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that I was looking for.
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It really uh,
it kind of shocked me
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how people
treated each other
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and how dating worked.
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And by dating I mean,
often just fucking,
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you know, basically.
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So for a lot of years
I really observed
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and did not
necessarily engage [chuckles]
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very openly
in being gay or in gay sex.
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And I was
really sort of
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puritanical and um...
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and just uh...
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reserved in a lot of
what I would do on stage
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and what I would do
in my personal life.
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♪
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[Rory] And then this is when
you get to do your Shaunie.
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So you back up
and then you get to be like
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"Okay. I'm feelin' this."
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And I'll be right here
and I'll bump into you.
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Boom. And then--
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And then it stops.
Exactly. Yeah.
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And I do
a lap around you.
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I take out
the invisible poppers.
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And I realize
what I'm going to do this time
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is put 'em out,
like, really far
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so people
can really see them.
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And then we'll
shove down on the "I feel."
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So let's--
let's get a deep plié.
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"I feel."
Yup, yup. Cool.
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Let's get to there.
Here we go.
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♪
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[Michael] Being so new
and inexperienced in the world,
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I just had a lot to learn,
so I retreated
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into my own space for a while
and worked on solo shows
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because I was
the only person
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that I could
afford to get there.
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And I was the only one
that would spend the time
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to create the show.
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So, solo work
was where I started.
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But throughout
all of this creation
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and doing
other people's shows,
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I was really careful
to not objectify myself.
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That--
and to not be objectified.
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I worked at a lot
of gay theater spaces
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and sometimes
they would get
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a reputation
for requiring--
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Or, nudity in all
of their productions, right?
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Like even if
it was a heartfelt memoir,
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you were sort of expected
to take your pants off, right?
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So it was a real
turn around for me, sort of.
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I grew up a lot
and matured a lot
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and started to find
that there was power
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in the vulnerability
of exposing oneself.
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Not just one's flesh,
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but also
one's inner life,
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one's inner humor,
one's inner flaws.
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All the things
that burlesque
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in particular can do.
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And of course, it was like,
after 15 years of doing
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legit theater
in San Francisco,
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I never sold out a show
until we started
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taking our clothes off.
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That sort of unlocked it
for me to be like
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"Oh, that whole time
that I was trying to tell
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these deep stories
and really rejecting
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being a-- a--
a sexualized gay male,
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it actually-- I'm not
able to tell those stories
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until I incorporate
that into who I am
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and to be okay
with the objectification
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and the baring
of the body.
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And then we could talk
about the deep stuff.
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So I go like this,
you give me your left
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and I'm like
"No, no, no."
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What is it--
what do they mean?
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It means bottom.
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[all laughing]
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Yeah.
80, no, no, boom.
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This is better
because it's easier for me.
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I give you
a little head rub
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-and people do--
-"Mom, I'm a bottom!"
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People, people go,
"Aww" it's really cute.
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I'll do this,
and you time all this out
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and you gain
your confidence back
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and you're like
"I can do this"
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when you go
back in there.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[Michael] Yeah.
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That's good,
and you can, like,
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maybe be, like,
rubbing his butt.
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Yeah.
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[crew members laughing]
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Like, lay over him.
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-Uh-huh.
-Ooh. Is that gonna work?
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-[man in the background] Wow.
-I don't know.
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-Is that going to work?
-Mm...
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Yeah,
let's not do that one.
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Like, here.
And you just go, bam!
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They're like,
wheelbarrow fucking over there.
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You're doing
sexy potato sack.
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And then, like,
we can slowly put him down
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and like,
keep the connection.
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Yeah, so don't worry about,
like, having to work
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too much with that.
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[Rory] Especially
with Folsom Street Fair
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or with gay bars,
you're going to see things
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that kind of blow
your mind a little bit
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if you're not
accustomed to it.
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With the dance break,
with the poppers
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and things like this,
he's staying past midnight.
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It's happening.
It's on.
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What I've missed,
I've saved for making out.
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I put him down.
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And once
I put him down like this,
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you guys can slowly
start to make your way in.
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Like there's no
five, six, seven, eight.
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Take your time,
I put his arm up and you guys
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should be approaching.
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You guys should
be approaching and approaching.
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Yeah,
different levels is good.
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Hands are up
and then we ride him down.
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It's just like art,
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it's just like
the closer ending
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and Shaun,
you come down with us.
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And then
as that's happening--
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Exactly, the curtain closes.
Masterpiece, the end.
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[cheering]
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[ethereal vocalizing
over bright pop]
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Ladies and gentlemen,
we are the one,
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we are the only.
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This is San Francisco's
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gay all-male revue.
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Welcome to Baloney!
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[audience cheering]
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I was born
in Woodland, California
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which is a medium-sized
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agricultural town
in the Sacramento Valley.
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It's very historical.
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It's very conservative.
It's very beautiful.
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It's the city of trees.
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I grew up
with a single mom
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and it was
just she and I.
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I have
two older brothers
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but they are much older
and were out of the house
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by the time
I could remember.
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So I was
basically raised
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as an only child
and had a lot of time to myself
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to play and imagine.
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I told a lot of stories
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as a kid,
often just to myself.
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I raised sheep.
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I was a member of 4-H
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which is similar to like,
Future Farmers of America.
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And was just a big dork
and totally in the closet.
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Where I grew up,
there wasn't--
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There wasn't
queer community.
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There were,
you know, queer people around
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but there was no space
to be queer, you know?
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There was no space
to meet those people.
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It was really
the dawn of the Internet
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when I was
in high school
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and really
discovering sexuality.
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So a lot of my first
gay community was online.
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My high school routine
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was go to school,
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do my best,
do my thing,
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sometimes go to theater
rehearsal afterward.
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And then in the space
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between...
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coming home from school
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and my mom coming
home from school,
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I would basically
be on the Internet,
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probably jerking off.
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00:15:36,811 --> 00:15:38,062
That was-- yeah.
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That was how
I found my sexuality.
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It was on the Internet
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through pornography.
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That-- that was
the only way that I was seeing
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what gay sex was.
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[Nintendo-like music]
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[audience cheering]
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♪
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[audience laughter]
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[level-up music]
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[music stops]
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[audience laughter]
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Our first show,
we really tried
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to live in those vintage
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porn scenarios
and characters.
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But immediately
after that,
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when we were planning
our second show,
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we realized that even that
was too small a container
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for what this could be
and that porn scenarios
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00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:55,681
were just how we started
but that there was actually
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a whole gamut
of gay and queer experience
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that could fit
into this format.
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And if it could fit,
why-- why not?
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[Rory] And I remember--
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I'm like
the last generation of kids
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00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,239
who actually, like,
had to go through,
404
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,032
like, the creaky doors
at the video store.
405
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:15,660
And, like, grab the box
and bring it up to the person
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00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:17,161
at the-- at the counter
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00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:18,704
and go through
all of that, it was like--
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00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:20,790
And now even with,
like, younger,
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I guess gay men
in particular,
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like, that doesn't
happen anymore.
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So it's kind of fun
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00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:29,048
to, in my mind,
sort of bring that to them
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00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:30,633
in this Internet age
where everything
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00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:31,801
is like, a click away.
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00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:35,763
['70s pop music]
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[Daddy] I think
a lot of the stories
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00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:42,353
are multifaceted
like that.
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00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:43,896
Like, you can look
on the surface
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and see the humor
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00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,400
but when you look
a little deeper,
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00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:50,486
there could be a sadness.
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00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:55,199
Or even an insecurity
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00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:57,368
that the character
is masking
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with humor or sexuality.
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00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:04,083
And a deeper exploration
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00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:06,002
that you
can sort of see
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00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:09,338
the character
almost wanting to express...
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00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,592
but not quite,
just to keep
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a little bit
of mystery going.
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00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:20,391
[Joe] Yes, it's a sex show
but it's, like, sex positivity.
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00:18:21,267 --> 00:18:24,645
We're allowing our fans
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to live their
sexual fantasies
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00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:29,317
through participating,
by coming to our shows,
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00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,235
by participating,
by being onstage
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and just by us
doing our own thing.
436
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,950
One of my favorite things
to do after every show
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00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:40,411
is to go out
and talk to the people,
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00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:42,830
even before the sweat
has dried on the body,
439
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,999
to like go out
and ask people
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what they
thought of the show,
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what they would
like to see more of.
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00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:51,547
And people would
just start unsolicited
443
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:53,215
coming up to us
after shows and being like
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00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:55,468
"Oh my God,
you need to do a doctor number.
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00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:57,219
Like, do you--
do something with a doctor."
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00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,263
Or, "Oh my God,
you have to do a priest number,
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00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,015
like do something
with a priest."
448
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:03,392
And it took a while
to realize, like
449
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,144
"Oh, these things
that they're suggesting
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that we do are
in some form their fantasy."
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00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:11,651
And it just shows us
that the audience has an idea
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00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:13,361
of what they
want to see out there
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00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:14,612
and that they're
invested enough
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00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:16,280
even to tell us
what it is.
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00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,741
And sometimes
they blow my mind,
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00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:20,368
what people
fantasize about.
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00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:23,120
I'm just like,
"Yes, there really is
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00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:25,456
something
for everyone." [laughs]
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00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:31,212
[Nintendo-like music
pitches down]
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00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:33,839
We've had a blast.
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00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:35,591
And how long
have you been in town?
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Uh, I got here on Tuesday
and then the rest of the cast
463
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:40,262
sort of
filled in on Friday.
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00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:41,681
Yeah, but you're
not doing the rehearsal?
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00:19:41,806 --> 00:19:43,099
Do you know your act so well,
you just, boom--
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00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:44,433
Oh no, we rehearse.
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00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:45,935
Yeah, we rehearse
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00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:47,269
and then we rehearse
all day here. This--
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This is our
first time on the stage.
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[Daddy] Michael and Rory
have created an environment
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for people
to be authentic
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00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,154
in how they
express themselves
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00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:59,699
as human beings
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and sexual beings
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without any level
of embarrassment,
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00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:05,287
shame or guilt.
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00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:06,706
[man 1] Oh, what's up?
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[excited chatter]
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00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:09,667
[man 2] Me, me, me, me!
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00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,419
[laughter]
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00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:12,920
[crew member] Honey,
you're going to be next.
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00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,422
Come here, sweetie.
Come here, sweetie.
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00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:15,881
-How are you doing, honey?
-[man 3] Yeah!
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00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:17,508
-[man 4] I'm doing good.
-[man 5] Oh, yeah.
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00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:19,385
[Daddy] I think
they just have an amazing way
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00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:22,972
of creating this flow
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00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:24,807
that keeps
people coming back
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00:20:24,932 --> 00:20:27,685
and keeps people
wanting to be in the show.
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00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:29,478
Because that's
one of the beautiful things
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00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:30,604
about the show,
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00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,565
is the...
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performers
represent the audience.
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00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:41,282
So people in the audience
can sort of see themselves
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00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:44,243
being represented
and expressed on stage,
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00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,787
whether through
a particular body type
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00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:49,457
or character,
or a story that's being told.
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00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:54,879
[cheering]
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00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:56,130
[man] This is
a great show, honey,
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00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,423
you were great
in the show!
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00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:59,467
[laughing] I'm in heaven.
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00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:00,760
[all laughing]
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00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:05,973
[Michael] To be any kind of
artist in the Bay Area,
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00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,224
you really
have to hustle.
504
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:09,393
So it's
a matter of juggling
505
00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:11,687
lots of different
types of gigs
506
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:15,691
and also trying to find time
for your passion projects
507
00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:18,360
while making
enough of a living
508
00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:19,487
to just afford rent.
509
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:20,654
Something
to drink for you.
510
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,033
Let's just say I'm sort of
like, living my dreams
511
00:21:24,158 --> 00:21:25,409
but I eat a lot
512
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:26,452
of peanut butter
and jelly sandwiches.
513
00:21:26,577 --> 00:21:27,953
Like, that's sort of—-
514
00:21:28,078 --> 00:21:30,080
you're sort of
right on the knife's edge,
515
00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,624
like, living
on survival mode.
516
00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:34,251
But I'd rather do it here
than anywhere else.
517
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,588
[Rory] Jerry
said that making a harness
518
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:39,173
-out of garden hose...
-[Michael] Mm-hmm--
519
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,591
[Rory] ...would be easy
520
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:42,009
but it's just
a matter of him doing it.
521
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:43,469
Like, it's us
getting a hose to him.
522
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:46,555
[Michael] Okay.
Um, I will--
523
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,682
Let's get these names
in front of us
524
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,893
so I know exactly,
like, who to picture.
525
00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:53,562
So do you have
in your email, who is--
526
00:21:53,687 --> 00:21:55,606
Exactly who is
available for both days?
527
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:58,567
[Rory] Yeah,
Aaron is a yes for Sunday,
528
00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:00,444
-not Saturday.
-[Michael] Okay.
529
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:03,364
[Rory] Will is a yes
for Saturday not Sunday.
530
00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:07,493
Ryan says
Sunday's better.
531
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,622
Andrew and Jules
are both yeses.
532
00:22:13,040 --> 00:22:14,708
Joe is yes for Sunday.
533
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,168
So maybe
Sunday is better.
534
00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:20,506
-[Michael] I do want Joe.
-Yeah.
535
00:22:20,631 --> 00:22:23,425
[Michael] I really want him.
And Pablo, you said was--
536
00:22:23,551 --> 00:22:24,969
Everybody else
is good for both days--
537
00:22:25,094 --> 00:22:27,721
[Rory] Jerry is yes,
Saturday, no, Sunday.
538
00:22:27,847 --> 00:22:29,223
[Michael] Okay.
539
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,433
-Simon is no so we hate him.
-[Michael] Okay.
540
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:43,696
If I could just quit my job
and just do Baloney full time,
541
00:22:43,821 --> 00:22:45,614
I think I would
totally do it, in a heartbeat.
542
00:22:46,866 --> 00:22:49,118
So uh, Rory and Michael
need to make it big
543
00:22:49,243 --> 00:22:51,745
so that uh... [laughs]
544
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,914
...I can find a way
to just do Baloney.
545
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:55,082
[laughs]
546
00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:57,960
I'll do-- I'll make
whatever videos you need,
547
00:22:58,085 --> 00:22:59,503
you know,
I got it. [laughs]
548
00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:02,214
Because when
I went to college,
549
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:03,757
I went to college
for video game design
550
00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,885
and we learned
how to like, video edit
551
00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:07,803
and animate
and do 3D stuff.
552
00:23:07,928 --> 00:23:10,472
And then I graduated
and my stuff wasn't good enough
553
00:23:10,598 --> 00:23:11,932
to work
in the video game industry,
554
00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:13,267
but I still had
all the skills!
555
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:14,643
So I was like
"Oh, how can I use
556
00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:16,312
these skills
that I learned in college
557
00:23:16,437 --> 00:23:18,272
that I am
currently not using
558
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:21,400
because I'm not that good
of an animator?" [laughs]
559
00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:23,736
And I was like "Oh, I can
put it into my drag numbers!"
560
00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:27,197
And so I started making
background videos
561
00:23:27,323 --> 00:23:28,908
for all my
drag numbers.
562
00:23:29,033 --> 00:23:30,701
Like, I did a Mario Kart
drag number and I made like...
563
00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:33,454
the rainbow road
track in 3D.
564
00:23:33,579 --> 00:23:35,247
And I had
the camera go through it.
565
00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:37,458
And then in front
of the screen was just us
566
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,793
dressed as Mario Kart
characters in our cars,
567
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:41,420
Like,
going down the track.
568
00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:42,963
People started to see that
and they were like,
569
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:44,340
"Hey, can you make
a video for me?"
570
00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:45,841
Or, "Can you make
a video for me?"
571
00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:47,301
And I'm one of those people
where I'm like--
572
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:49,011
If I'm contributing,
I'm like "Oh yay,
573
00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:50,930
I'm having a wonderful time
because I'm helping!"
574
00:23:51,055 --> 00:23:52,306
[laughs]
575
00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:56,185
Like, I will be dancing
rock number seven in your show
576
00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:57,770
and I will be
the happiest man alive.
577
00:23:57,895 --> 00:23:59,355
Like, say, with Baloney.
578
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,106
Like, I could be
in one number in the background
579
00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:02,816
like,
playing a dead body.
580
00:24:02,942 --> 00:24:04,568
And I would be like
"Yes! Oh, my God, I'm helping.
581
00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:06,904
I'm helping keep
the arts alive in our schools."
582
00:24:07,905 --> 00:24:09,490
Hey, Jules,
this is your food by the way.
583
00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:14,745
[upbeat EDM music]
584
00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:26,840
[announcer
speaking indistinctly]
585
00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:28,217
[announcer] Johnny Cage.
586
00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:30,719
Jax.
587
00:24:32,012 --> 00:24:33,138
Scorpion.
588
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:35,557
Sub-zero.
589
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:37,851
Sonya.
590
00:24:39,853 --> 00:24:42,106
[Michael] One of the
challenges that we've found
591
00:24:42,231 --> 00:24:46,026
is getting
new audience into the show.
592
00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:49,321
So we're trying
to incentivize that by creating
593
00:24:49,446 --> 00:24:51,657
some really cool
online content that can become
594
00:24:51,782 --> 00:24:53,742
an advertisement for us,
which is something
595
00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:55,119
that we don't
really do a lot of.
596
00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:56,745
It's Pablo and Aaron,
597
00:24:56,870 --> 00:24:58,789
are the ones
that have spearheaded it.
598
00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:00,416
And they've found
this great friendship.
599
00:25:00,541 --> 00:25:02,918
They have a great sense
of humor that is in line
600
00:25:03,043 --> 00:25:05,379
and complementary
with each other, and I love it.
601
00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:07,881
I especially love
getting to take the back seat
602
00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:09,466
and just
be a performer.
603
00:25:09,591 --> 00:25:11,802
I'm just here naked,
about to go perform
604
00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:14,888
in the-- the short film
that they put together.
605
00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:16,765
And it's cool.
606
00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:19,560
Like, the family has grown
and the skill sets are growing.
607
00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:20,936
Um, you know,
608
00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:22,271
we're not just
strippers anymore.
609
00:25:22,396 --> 00:25:23,439
Right.
610
00:25:25,566 --> 00:25:28,902
So you guys are like,
super, super, like,
611
00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:30,320
'803 fashion model.
612
00:25:30,446 --> 00:25:32,448
Like femme.
Like, super femme.
613
00:25:32,573 --> 00:25:34,241
Like a cross
between Cindy Crawford
614
00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:35,951
and I don't know,
Tawny Kitaen.
615
00:25:36,076 --> 00:25:37,953
Now, Ryan,
616
00:25:38,078 --> 00:25:40,122
you want your
fucking leg licked.
617
00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:43,000
You want to take the gag out
and force him into it.
618
00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:46,086
♪
619
00:25:46,754 --> 00:25:48,714
[Pablo] Good.
620
00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:51,383
-I'm your little bitch. Ah.
-[crew member] Yes!
621
00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:56,764
[all laughing]
622
00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:58,974
[Rory] Some--
some kids walk by...
623
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,895
So we did--
we were initially
624
00:26:03,020 --> 00:26:04,229
not going to
do these posters...
625
00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:06,940
because we knew
that they were too much.
626
00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:09,651
We were too busy
so we're like [indistinct].
627
00:26:09,777 --> 00:26:11,403
Because the extreme
makes an impression.
628
00:26:11,528 --> 00:26:13,113
-And uh...
-Yesterday, we made
629
00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:14,490
-quite a few friends.
-Yeah, we made--
630
00:26:14,615 --> 00:26:15,866
We made some
friends and some enemies.
631
00:26:17,201 --> 00:26:18,494
It's how you know
you're on top.
632
00:26:18,619 --> 00:26:20,454
[both laughing]
633
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:21,705
[Michael] Yeah, totally.
634
00:26:21,830 --> 00:26:23,082
Okay, good.
We're up there--
635
00:26:23,207 --> 00:26:24,291
-[Rory] Up there.
-[Michael] Great.
636
00:26:25,334 --> 00:26:26,585
So last night, people--
637
00:26:27,461 --> 00:26:29,588
I asked where--
like, how they had heard
638
00:26:29,713 --> 00:26:30,964
about the show
and they were like
639
00:26:31,090 --> 00:26:32,341
"Because your
posters are everywhere."
640
00:26:33,383 --> 00:26:34,760
And I was like
"Yeah, good."
641
00:26:34,885 --> 00:26:36,011
[Michael] Literally,
our marketing budget
642
00:26:36,136 --> 00:26:38,430
is, like,
$50 for posters.
643
00:26:39,306 --> 00:26:41,058
They won't let us
do Facebook ads anymore
644
00:26:41,183 --> 00:26:42,434
because they think
we're porn.
645
00:26:42,559 --> 00:26:44,728
So we can't even
pay them to advertise us.
646
00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:47,773
I think because
Facebook's homophobic.
647
00:26:47,898 --> 00:26:49,399
-[Rory] Right.
-[Michael] And...
648
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:51,652
sex worker-a-phobic.
649
00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:54,655
-Come see Baloney! Tonight.
-Tonight.
650
00:26:59,243 --> 00:27:01,036
Yeah. And we can't
afford any other advertising
651
00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:02,496
-so posters it is--
-[indistinct]
652
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:03,789
I know. I think we really
convinced that guy.
653
00:27:03,914 --> 00:27:04,957
[Rory laughing]
654
00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:09,169
[Rory] I can do that
if you want.
655
00:27:10,254 --> 00:27:11,839
-[Michael grunts]
-[Rory] Look at you.
656
00:27:11,964 --> 00:27:13,799
-[Michael] I did it, I did it.
-[Rory] [indistinct]
657
00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:19,179
[Michael] There's a lot of
trust that has to happen
658
00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:20,514
in this kind of show.
659
00:27:20,639 --> 00:27:21,682
You know,
like the fact that this is
660
00:27:21,807 --> 00:27:23,350
such a vulnerable show,
661
00:27:23,475 --> 00:27:25,727
really, like,
taking off your clothes
662
00:27:25,853 --> 00:27:27,521
on stage is not easy.
663
00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:30,482
And so we have to have
a really safe space.
664
00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:32,067
Like-- and it starts
in the rehearsal room.
665
00:27:32,192 --> 00:27:33,277
Hey,
how's it going, neighbor?
666
00:27:33,402 --> 00:27:34,611
I know these guys.
667
00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:36,363
Come on in, fellas.
668
00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:40,492
[overlapping chatter]
669
00:27:44,913 --> 00:27:46,123
[Michael] How's it going?
670
00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:48,876
[doors slams]
671
00:27:49,918 --> 00:27:51,545
That was great,
thanks for telling my neighbor
672
00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:52,880
about a snuff film.
673
00:27:53,005 --> 00:27:54,423
[Michael laughs]
I just met him.
674
00:27:54,548 --> 00:27:56,133
[Michael laughs]
675
00:27:56,258 --> 00:27:58,051
-[Pablo] He's cute.
-[Michael] I know, he is cute.
676
00:27:58,177 --> 00:27:59,595
-[Michael] How ya doing, honey?
-[Pablo] Good, how are you?
677
00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:01,346
[Michael] I'm good.
Did you enjoy your movie?
678
00:28:01,471 --> 00:28:03,182
I did. I was-- it was
a good thing David didn't go,
679
00:28:03,307 --> 00:28:04,850
-he was-- he was--
-He wouldn't have liked it.
680
00:28:04,975 --> 00:28:07,186
[Daddy] One of my favorite
things about the show
681
00:28:07,311 --> 00:28:11,398
was always at the beginning
of a production,
682
00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:14,693
when all
the ideas were popping
683
00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:18,071
and you could
see them brainstorming
684
00:28:18,197 --> 00:28:20,908
and working off
of each other.
685
00:28:21,033 --> 00:28:23,660
And we would all just
sit back and just watch,
686
00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:27,080
like the fireworks and passion
explode between them
687
00:28:27,206 --> 00:28:29,458
as they created this magic
688
00:28:29,583 --> 00:28:31,960
for what was going
to be filling seats up
689
00:28:32,085 --> 00:28:34,671
in just a matter
of two weeks, usually.
690
00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:35,797
[Michael]
...and then you guys...
691
00:28:35,923 --> 00:28:38,759
♪
692
00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:42,262
[Michael] I think in terms of
showing male sexuality,
693
00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:46,516
it's-- it's something
that is tied up
694
00:28:46,642 --> 00:28:48,852
in ideals
of masculinity.
695
00:28:48,977 --> 00:28:52,147
And what is sort of
the right masculinity.
696
00:28:52,272 --> 00:28:55,108
And there's so much
performative masculinity
697
00:28:55,234 --> 00:28:57,152
and toxic masculinity.
698
00:28:57,277 --> 00:29:00,113
And it took me
kind of finding a mask,
699
00:29:00,239 --> 00:29:02,532
I think,
to figure out who I was.
700
00:29:02,658 --> 00:29:04,952
I had to put on
a couple of different masks
701
00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:08,038
to find all
of the pieces along the way.
702
00:29:08,163 --> 00:29:11,124
And drag was a big part
for me, personally.
703
00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:14,628
I was always
scared to be too feminine
704
00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:16,338
when I was growing up.
705
00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:18,882
That was a trap
that could get you hurt
706
00:29:19,007 --> 00:29:20,133
or killed, frankly.
707
00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:22,052
I had to
embrace those things
708
00:29:22,177 --> 00:29:24,304
that I was
scared of as a kid
709
00:29:24,429 --> 00:29:28,141
to fully be the things
that I had suppressed as a kid,
710
00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:31,228
in order to realize
who I actually was
711
00:29:31,353 --> 00:29:35,065
and to be able
to be anybody on stage.
712
00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:37,150
And so the mask
of drag was something
713
00:29:37,276 --> 00:29:40,487
that we started with,
but just taking away
714
00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:42,155
the gender illusion.
715
00:29:42,281 --> 00:29:44,700
But just using the bigness,
the exaggerated-ness
716
00:29:44,825 --> 00:29:46,785
but the mask
was more masculinity
717
00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:49,496
or gay male identity.
718
00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:51,081
And we put
those masks on
719
00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:53,083
and started
to play around with story.
720
00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:57,379
[Andrew] I was made
fun of a lot as a kid
721
00:29:57,504 --> 00:29:59,673
for being, like,
super femmy and stuff,
722
00:29:59,798 --> 00:30:01,591
um, but I never...
723
00:30:02,676 --> 00:30:05,429
took that to mean like
"Okay, I need to be, like,
724
00:30:05,554 --> 00:30:09,516
super masculine
and butch and big and strong."
725
00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:11,184
Because I always thought,
726
00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:12,769
"Oh, I'm always going
to be gay no matter what."
727
00:30:12,894 --> 00:30:14,813
The reason I got big
was because in college
728
00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:16,189
I joined cheer leading
and I was really skinny
729
00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:17,607
and I couldn't throw
any of the girls.
730
00:30:17,733 --> 00:30:19,109
So that's when
I started working out.
731
00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:20,777
So that was really
the reason why I got big,
732
00:30:20,902 --> 00:30:23,238
was for practical purposes,
I guess. [laughing]
733
00:30:23,363 --> 00:30:25,782
Um, but, I know--
I just think
734
00:30:25,907 --> 00:30:27,367
I'm always
going to be who I am.
735
00:30:27,492 --> 00:30:30,454
And feminine or masculine
doesn't really matter
736
00:30:30,579 --> 00:30:32,456
because if anyone
has a problem with it,
737
00:30:32,581 --> 00:30:33,623
that's--
738
00:30:34,750 --> 00:30:36,126
That's their problem.
739
00:30:37,252 --> 00:30:39,171
[indistinct conversation]
740
00:30:39,296 --> 00:30:40,797
[Rory]
Typical Saturday, here we go.
741
00:30:40,922 --> 00:30:43,133
[crew members laughing]
742
00:30:43,258 --> 00:30:45,594
One, two, three, four,
let's let one more pass,
743
00:30:45,719 --> 00:30:48,138
seven, eight,
one, two, three, four, five,
744
00:30:48,263 --> 00:30:49,806
six, seven and one--
745
00:30:49,931 --> 00:30:51,558
[crew member] Whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
746
00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:53,435
[Pablo] [indistinct]
747
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:56,355
'Cause literally,
right now, [indistinct].
748
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:58,482
So, so what
was different before?
749
00:30:58,607 --> 00:31:00,275
[Andrew] Can we talk to the--
can I talk through it
750
00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:01,860
-really, really slow with you?
-Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
751
00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:03,111
So-- so,
I'm here, if I'm you...
752
00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:06,239
you just have to think,
hands on my shoulder...
753
00:31:06,365 --> 00:31:07,449
-[Pablo] Yeah.
-[Andrew] ...and dip.
754
00:31:07,574 --> 00:31:08,742
And jump
straight up straight up--
755
00:31:08,867 --> 00:31:10,202
-Okay--
-[Andrew] And push me
756
00:31:10,327 --> 00:31:11,620
down and then that--
757
00:31:11,745 --> 00:31:13,121
-[Rory] That was perfect.
-[Pablo] Yeah.
758
00:31:13,246 --> 00:31:14,790
-[Rory] Got it? Feel good?
-[Pablo] Yeah.
759
00:31:14,915 --> 00:31:16,124
-[crew member 1] Okay, cool.
-[crew member 2] And then...
760
00:31:16,249 --> 00:31:20,545
♪
761
00:31:21,838 --> 00:31:24,049
[Michael] Our uh,
gym culture number
762
00:31:24,174 --> 00:31:27,511
is about showing two
very different bodies.
763
00:31:27,636 --> 00:31:30,889
We have our body builder
that starts off the number
764
00:31:31,014 --> 00:31:33,767
and then we have
a different body type come in,
765
00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:35,227
this more effeminate,
766
00:31:35,352 --> 00:31:38,021
big wig, big,
loud personality
767
00:31:38,146 --> 00:31:40,857
and showing the two of them
next to each other.
768
00:31:40,982 --> 00:31:42,567
But it really is
about the two of them
769
00:31:42,692 --> 00:31:43,944
encountering each other
770
00:31:44,069 --> 00:31:45,862
and sort of
accepting each other.
771
00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:47,572
And getting
a little sexy with each other
772
00:31:47,697 --> 00:31:50,242
and realizing
that though they're not alike,
773
00:31:50,367 --> 00:31:52,202
they are attracted
to each other.
774
00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:55,372
♪
775
00:31:55,497 --> 00:31:57,791
I think that we'll
need to do something bigger
776
00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,000
than the do-do.
777
00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:01,044
Oh, yeah, yeah.
778
00:32:01,169 --> 00:32:02,254
'Cause nobody's
going to see it.
779
00:32:02,379 --> 00:32:03,880
So can we do
like a boom-boom?
780
00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:05,006
-[Pablo] Yeah.
-[Michael] Like a little bicep?
781
00:32:05,132 --> 00:32:06,383
Bum-bum!
Just really quick.
782
00:32:06,508 --> 00:32:07,968
It's not quite
the same feeling...
783
00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:09,469
-No, no, no. Yeah.
-...I want it to be like--
784
00:32:09,594 --> 00:32:11,179
I mean, I feel like,
hard up, boom-boom.
785
00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:12,848
-Hard up. Boom-boom.
-[Michael] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
786
00:32:12,973 --> 00:32:14,724
Exactly.
I think that'll work better.
787
00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:16,268
And then
you can kind of answer.
788
00:32:16,393 --> 00:32:17,519
-[Pablo] Yeah, yeah.
-[Michael] Like you could
789
00:32:17,644 --> 00:32:19,396
even be like,
dun-dun, dun-dun,
790
00:32:19,521 --> 00:32:20,689
-you know, like--
-That's true.
791
00:32:20,814 --> 00:32:21,898
I like--
I like when this character
792
00:32:22,023 --> 00:32:23,733
perverts
what this character does.
793
00:32:23,859 --> 00:32:27,863
['80s pop music]
794
00:32:34,536 --> 00:32:38,540
[audience cheering]
795
00:33:03,273 --> 00:33:04,691
[Rory] Nate should
be here tonight, yes?
796
00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:06,568
-He's called, yeah.
-[Rory] Okay.
797
00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:09,654
[Rory] Michael, we--
we will need water cleaned up
798
00:33:09,779 --> 00:33:11,031
before um, label game.
799
00:33:11,156 --> 00:33:12,616
And I think
we discussed that once
800
00:33:12,741 --> 00:33:14,618
but I just
added this here.
801
00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:16,536
So I wonder if that's something
that we should work out.
802
00:33:17,537 --> 00:33:20,332
Okay, so it's--
it's either me
803
00:33:20,457 --> 00:33:21,958
doing an emcee bit
like I talked about
804
00:33:22,083 --> 00:33:24,753
to buy time for Will
and Jerry's thing,
805
00:33:24,878 --> 00:33:26,588
which could be like,
less than a minute.
806
00:33:26,713 --> 00:33:27,839
[Rory] I think
we should just have
807
00:33:27,964 --> 00:33:29,007
a sleazy
janitor come out.
808
00:33:29,966 --> 00:33:31,301
[Michael] With-- with music?
809
00:33:31,426 --> 00:33:33,178
Yeah. Instead of,
like, hitting the brakes.
810
00:33:33,303 --> 00:33:35,013
-[Michael] Okay. Yeah.
-[Rory] What do you think?
811
00:33:35,138 --> 00:33:36,932
[Michael] That'd be great.
Like-- like we nail the lift.
812
00:33:37,057 --> 00:33:39,142
You throw down
your towels and then--
813
00:33:39,267 --> 00:33:40,602
[Shaun] And then
we can, like--
814
00:33:40,727 --> 00:33:42,354
The dancers
are kind of, like, flirty.
815
00:33:42,479 --> 00:33:43,980
-Riffing of some flirtation
-[Michael] [indistinct]
816
00:33:44,105 --> 00:33:45,398
[Shaun] and then we're like,
kind of like, doing that.
817
00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:46,775
And then
you can be like
818
00:33:46,900 --> 00:33:48,360
"Get off the stage,
boys, get off."
819
00:33:48,485 --> 00:33:52,030
['50s rock and roll music]
820
00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:10,590
[Ryan]
What I said, the tag line,
821
00:34:10,715 --> 00:34:12,217
"San Francisco's only
822
00:34:12,342 --> 00:34:15,095
all-gay male revue?"
823
00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:16,680
And I'll say it's
the "San Francisco's only
824
00:34:16,805 --> 00:34:17,973
all-gay male revue,"
825
00:34:18,098 --> 00:34:19,558
but nor is it
completely gay,
826
00:34:19,683 --> 00:34:21,726
nor is it completely
all male... [chuckling]
827
00:34:21,851 --> 00:34:23,270
...so even
the tag line is a lie.
828
00:34:23,853 --> 00:34:26,439
Beth Miles
is the original Baloney Babe
829
00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:29,317
and she is great
at gender gymnastics.
830
00:34:29,442 --> 00:34:31,736
So she can be
this fabulous,
831
00:34:31,861 --> 00:34:33,989
female character
in one number
832
00:34:34,114 --> 00:34:37,993
and then this totally scuzzy,
raunchy dude in another.
833
00:34:38,118 --> 00:34:39,953
And she has
that great range
834
00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:42,872
of feminine
and masculine energy.
835
00:34:44,291 --> 00:34:45,750
What is Baloney?
836
00:34:45,875 --> 00:34:49,379
It is San Francisco's
gay all-male revue.
837
00:34:49,504 --> 00:34:52,340
[laughs]
838
00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:54,884
That's what
they tell people.
839
00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:56,970
And then there's me,
one of these things
840
00:34:57,095 --> 00:34:58,555
is not like the other.
841
00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:01,224
[Andrew]
What's the big deal?
842
00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:04,060
Why does everyone look--
843
00:35:04,185 --> 00:35:05,770
[woman] Why are
y'all [indistinct]?
844
00:35:05,895 --> 00:35:07,731
[Beth] I guess none of us
are like the other, really.
845
00:35:08,481 --> 00:35:09,858
When we really
think about it.
846
00:35:09,983 --> 00:35:12,777
♪
847
00:35:12,902 --> 00:35:14,571
[Beth] I think
that the audiences
848
00:35:14,696 --> 00:35:16,656
come expecting to see
849
00:35:16,781 --> 00:35:19,159
a bunch
of hot boys on stage.
850
00:35:19,284 --> 00:35:21,870
And I've kind of
always thought of myself
851
00:35:21,995 --> 00:35:23,371
as "I'm a punch line."
852
00:35:24,205 --> 00:35:26,833
But I think
that's not entirely true.
853
00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:29,127
They've actually
been extremely thoughtful
854
00:35:29,252 --> 00:35:32,172
about some of the numbers
that they've crafted
855
00:35:32,297 --> 00:35:35,508
to allow us to be funny,
to allow us to be sexy,
856
00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:38,428
to allow us to be
the surprise elements
857
00:35:38,553 --> 00:35:40,263
that you wouldn't
expect in the number.
858
00:35:40,388 --> 00:35:42,891
And, like,
there's funny pieces to it
859
00:35:43,016 --> 00:35:44,100
but it's also beautiful.
860
00:35:44,768 --> 00:35:46,770
So it's just like--
it's good storytelling.
861
00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:52,609
[Ryan singing scales]
862
00:35:52,734 --> 00:35:55,612
♪
863
00:35:55,737 --> 00:35:57,530
[Michael] He's ready. Gay.
864
00:35:57,656 --> 00:35:59,824
♪ Gay-gay bo-baya
Bo-baya-banana-fana-fo-fay ♪
865
00:35:59,949 --> 00:36:01,576
♪ Me-my, mo-may ♪
866
00:36:02,577 --> 00:36:03,620
♪ Gay! ♪
867
00:36:03,745 --> 00:36:05,914
-[crew members laughing]
-Queers!
868
00:36:06,039 --> 00:36:08,708
♪ Queers-queers bo-beers
Banana-fana-fo-feers ♪
869
00:36:08,833 --> 00:36:11,002
♪ Me-my mo-mee-e-ers ♪
870
00:36:11,127 --> 00:36:12,962
♪ Queers! ♪
871
00:36:13,088 --> 00:36:15,090
[Michael] Great.
Great. Great, great.
872
00:36:15,215 --> 00:36:18,259
So let's just
anticipate those entrances,
873
00:36:18,385 --> 00:36:19,552
and let's
do that one more time.
874
00:36:21,096 --> 00:36:23,139
Welcome.
Welcome to my room.
875
00:36:23,264 --> 00:36:26,226
So glad you could join.
Please come in.
876
00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:28,520
Yes, absolutely.
877
00:36:29,270 --> 00:36:32,107
80 um, we've just
moved into this place.
878
00:36:32,232 --> 00:36:33,650
What is it?
It's April.
879
00:36:33,775 --> 00:36:36,069
So we moved in
in October.
880
00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:38,446
80 about a little
over six months.
881
00:36:38,571 --> 00:36:42,367
And I believe
in more is more, so...
882
00:36:42,492 --> 00:36:44,703
This is like, a little--
this actually-- I did turn it--
883
00:36:44,828 --> 00:36:46,121
I wanted it
to become an altar.
884
00:36:46,246 --> 00:36:47,497
And then
because it was just
885
00:36:47,622 --> 00:36:49,040
the new moon in Aries,
886
00:36:49,165 --> 00:36:50,667
it was very
auspicious astrology.
887
00:36:50,792 --> 00:36:52,585
So I should
do a ritual.
888
00:36:52,711 --> 00:36:54,254
And then just uh,
889
00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:56,798
bring in some creative energy,
a new life for me.
890
00:36:57,632 --> 00:37:01,678
[low whirring]
891
00:37:03,179 --> 00:37:04,264
Okay.
892
00:37:04,389 --> 00:37:06,182
Great, um...
893
00:37:07,142 --> 00:37:09,436
so then, uh,
the next number,
894
00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:11,312
we don't need
a black out in between
895
00:37:11,438 --> 00:37:12,856
but this is a video.
896
00:37:12,981 --> 00:37:14,691
-Okay, we'll take it--
-The-- the brighter.
897
00:37:14,816 --> 00:37:17,861
Yeah, it's-- it's video
but with performance on stage.
898
00:37:17,986 --> 00:37:20,113
♪ Come on, everybody ♪
899
00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:23,158
♪ I say let's play a game ♪
900
00:37:23,283 --> 00:37:26,119
♪ I bet you
I can make a rhyme ♪
901
00:37:26,244 --> 00:37:28,955
♪ Out of anybody's label ♪
902
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:31,750
♪ Now labels are the thing ♪
903
00:37:31,875 --> 00:37:34,627
♪ That other people call you ♪
904
00:37:34,753 --> 00:37:37,505
♪ But only you decide ♪
905
00:37:37,630 --> 00:37:40,258
♪ If the label is true ♪
906
00:37:40,383 --> 00:37:41,760
Let's do, Daddy.
907
00:37:41,885 --> 00:37:43,595
-[clap] Daddy.
Daddy-daddy, bo-bee--
908
00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:45,096
Let's do, Daddy. Okay.
909
00:37:45,221 --> 00:37:46,264
[Michael] Great,
great, great, great, great.
910
00:37:46,389 --> 00:37:48,016
Okay, cool.
I love it, um...
911
00:37:48,141 --> 00:37:50,643
so now I don't
want the-- the label
912
00:37:50,769 --> 00:37:52,353
to happen
on the "but-but."
913
00:37:52,479 --> 00:37:55,231
So I'm okay if you don't do
the-- the "but" there.
914
00:37:55,356 --> 00:37:58,026
But don't do
the word "label" too late.
915
00:37:58,151 --> 00:38:00,069
Like, let that be the laugh
in the little "but-but."
916
00:38:00,195 --> 00:38:01,571
Sure.
917
00:38:01,696 --> 00:38:03,907
"Out of anybody's... label.
But, but--"
918
00:38:04,032 --> 00:38:05,909
And then you pick it up
and you go this way.
919
00:38:06,034 --> 00:38:08,536
"But-but."
And then you keep traveling.
920
00:38:08,661 --> 00:38:11,998
And they'll stay center to make
the bookends for those guys.
921
00:38:12,123 --> 00:38:13,416
Yes! Let me, honey.
922
00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:16,252
[indistinct]
923
00:38:16,377 --> 00:38:19,672
I am a performer
924
00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:21,341
and a writer
925
00:38:21,466 --> 00:38:25,053
and a singer
and a dancer and...
926
00:38:26,054 --> 00:38:28,389
Kind of just like,
all those little hats.
927
00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:32,352
I pay the bills
in two different ways.
928
00:38:33,061 --> 00:38:35,438
First, I manage
a store on Valencia
929
00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:37,023
called Intentionally Blank,
930
00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:39,234
which is a women's
shoe store.
931
00:38:39,359 --> 00:38:42,153
But we also sell
vintage and garments.
932
00:38:44,823 --> 00:38:46,783
But then, really
how I pay the bills
933
00:38:46,908 --> 00:38:48,743
and actually
afford everything is, uh,
934
00:38:48,868 --> 00:38:51,037
I'm a lady
of the evening.
935
00:38:51,704 --> 00:38:54,749
Um, or an escort
or a hooker.
936
00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:57,794
[gentle pop piano instrumental]
937
00:39:02,507 --> 00:39:05,134
Do I see escort work
going long term?
938
00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:07,971
I've already done it
for two and a half years.
939
00:39:08,847 --> 00:39:11,349
Um, and so uh...
940
00:39:12,308 --> 00:39:16,938
I was hoping to not really do
it past three to four years.
941
00:39:17,772 --> 00:39:22,068
It is very
financially rewarding.
942
00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:23,361
Um...
943
00:39:24,654 --> 00:39:26,906
and it's kind of
what allows me
944
00:39:27,031 --> 00:39:30,159
to have the freedom
to do everything, uh, else.
945
00:39:30,285 --> 00:39:32,370
But I turn 30 in...
946
00:39:33,830 --> 00:39:35,832
October,
at the end of October.
947
00:39:35,957 --> 00:39:38,793
And so I'd like
my 303 to be more
948
00:39:38,918 --> 00:39:40,837
about pursuing...
949
00:39:42,422 --> 00:39:46,175
my artistic goals
relentlessly than this.
950
00:39:46,301 --> 00:39:47,677
But I would--
951
00:39:48,761 --> 00:39:50,346
I'm like not--
952
00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:52,307
I'm not like, "Oh, I have
to get out of it because...
953
00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:55,727
it's so disgusting or I have
this awful lifestyle."
954
00:39:55,852 --> 00:39:58,396
It's just not
what I want to do.
955
00:39:59,188 --> 00:40:00,273
So I'd rather...
956
00:40:01,774 --> 00:40:03,902
hustle more for art,
which is...
957
00:40:04,861 --> 00:40:06,613
what I've been trying
to make time to do, so.
958
00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:08,448
I always think--
959
00:40:09,198 --> 00:40:10,366
I like to try
to think like,
960
00:40:10,491 --> 00:40:12,577
"Okay,
if I wake up in...
961
00:40:13,494 --> 00:40:15,663
10 years
and I look back like,
962
00:40:15,788 --> 00:40:19,500
will I've been happy
with myself for how much work
963
00:40:19,626 --> 00:40:21,961
I put into where I got to
or what I did.
964
00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:23,504
Like did I really go
for the thing
965
00:40:23,630 --> 00:40:25,340
that I said
I wanted to go for?"
966
00:40:25,924 --> 00:40:28,593
So that's what
I'm trying to do.
967
00:40:28,718 --> 00:40:30,678
But escorting
also allows...
968
00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:33,514
for that
so it's a combination.
969
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:34,724
And also,
as I've done it more,
970
00:40:34,849 --> 00:40:36,184
you get more
regular clients.
971
00:40:36,309 --> 00:40:38,144
And you get
more people you know.
972
00:40:38,269 --> 00:40:40,271
So the work doesn't
have to become as like...
973
00:40:41,230 --> 00:40:43,399
grab anything and everything
that comes your way.
974
00:40:43,524 --> 00:40:45,026
But you kind of
start to build a...
975
00:40:46,361 --> 00:40:47,862
Not a full schedule
but you just know
976
00:40:47,987 --> 00:40:51,324
that there will be
some business at all times.
977
00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:54,035
And so even after
if to get off of it,
978
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:56,829
like the site
or anything officially, um...
979
00:40:57,997 --> 00:40:59,958
you'll have people's numbers
and they can contact you.
980
00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:01,626
And you'll
just say like,
981
00:41:01,751 --> 00:41:03,127
"Sure, I'll make $300
for an hour, that's easy."
982
00:41:03,252 --> 00:41:04,921
And most of the time
I have a great time, so.
983
00:41:06,214 --> 00:41:08,508
Ooh, a little burnt.
That's okay.
984
00:41:08,633 --> 00:41:11,636
[groovy rock music]
985
00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:21,896
[Michael] I wonder
actually, if--
986
00:41:22,021 --> 00:41:23,189
[Rory]
Cuddle, cuddle, go.
987
00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:25,358
I need pictures
to sell our show.
988
00:41:26,567 --> 00:41:29,362
I just need to talk to Nate,
like at this point.
989
00:41:29,487 --> 00:41:30,738
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
990
00:41:30,863 --> 00:41:32,365
And give him
the benefit of the doubt.
991
00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:33,741
No, no, no. It's--
it's all good. We love him.
992
00:41:33,866 --> 00:41:35,410
[Michael] No, I did.
993
00:41:35,535 --> 00:41:36,911
I-- I just left him a message
just being, like--
994
00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:38,329
But you haven't heard
back from him yet.
995
00:41:38,454 --> 00:41:39,789
[Michael] Mm,
well now I have messages.
996
00:41:39,914 --> 00:41:41,374
Let's see if one of them
is from him, yeah.
997
00:41:42,041 --> 00:41:44,043
So you know
he's okay first, right?
998
00:41:46,129 --> 00:41:47,463
If he is,
he won't be.
999
00:41:47,588 --> 00:41:49,340
[laughs]
1000
00:41:50,258 --> 00:41:54,721
[Daddy] I think Michael
and Rory are really incredible
1001
00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:57,724
at keeping
an appropriate balance
1002
00:41:57,849 --> 00:42:01,436
between friendship
and professionalism.
1003
00:42:02,311 --> 00:42:06,649
And each of them
have been very close friends
1004
00:42:06,774 --> 00:42:09,861
with several cast members
and continue to be.
1005
00:42:09,986 --> 00:42:14,073
And-- and they-- they
socialize outside of Baloney.
1006
00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:17,493
But when it's time
to get work done...
1007
00:42:18,619 --> 00:42:19,996
[Michael] Yes, yeah...
1008
00:42:20,121 --> 00:42:23,082
[Daddy] ...they are
respected as the bosses.
1009
00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:25,293
Okay.
1010
00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:32,008
Let me get Rory
involved in this.
1011
00:42:32,133 --> 00:42:34,594
Rory, Nate's-- Nate
can't do any rehearsal.
1012
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:37,722
And he just found out
and told me, like, yesterday.
1013
00:42:39,140 --> 00:42:42,894
We had a performer
tell us today
1014
00:42:43,019 --> 00:42:44,854
that he couldn't make
any of the rehearsals
1015
00:42:44,979 --> 00:42:46,814
that had been
scheduled for months.
1016
00:42:47,356 --> 00:42:50,568
And telling us today,
the day of the rehearsal,
1017
00:42:50,693 --> 00:42:53,946
after the rehearsal, is sort of
the worst possible time
1018
00:42:54,072 --> 00:42:56,699
to hear from somebody
that they can't come
1019
00:42:56,824 --> 00:42:58,576
and kind of fulfill
their end of the bargain.
1020
00:42:58,701 --> 00:43:00,328
And part of the reason
that we're able to do
1021
00:43:00,453 --> 00:43:01,871
the show
as well as we do
1022
00:43:01,996 --> 00:43:04,040
is that we really
trust our performers
1023
00:43:04,165 --> 00:43:05,458
to do their homework.
1024
00:43:05,583 --> 00:43:07,335
We don't ask
a lot of rehearsal time
1025
00:43:07,460 --> 00:43:10,296
but what we do ask, we need
to kind of maximize, you know?
1026
00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:13,424
Like, this show doesn't work
if it looks sloppy, you know?
1027
00:43:13,549 --> 00:43:15,510
Like, it doesn't-- it doesn't
work if it looks like
1028
00:43:15,635 --> 00:43:17,804
it's just like any
of those other, you know,
1029
00:43:17,929 --> 00:43:19,388
"I don't know
what I'm doing but I'm hot"
1030
00:43:19,514 --> 00:43:21,099
kind of burlesque shows.
1031
00:43:21,224 --> 00:43:22,600
Like,
it has to be sharp.
1032
00:43:22,725 --> 00:43:25,478
So it bothers me
1033
00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:27,772
when our performers
don't show up.
1034
00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:31,150
As the director,
I often have to be the one
1035
00:43:31,275 --> 00:43:33,569
that, like,
cuts the fun,
1036
00:43:33,694 --> 00:43:35,530
which is unfortunate
because as an actor
1037
00:43:35,655 --> 00:43:37,573
that's my favorite part,
like, I love the part
1038
00:43:37,698 --> 00:43:40,284
where we're all just
vibing and joking around
1039
00:43:40,409 --> 00:43:41,994
and we're doing the stuff
that's around the show,
1040
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:43,913
but not necessarily
part of the show.
1041
00:43:44,038 --> 00:43:46,666
Like, the camaraderie is really
important to me as an actor.
1042
00:43:46,791 --> 00:43:48,126
And I'm also
an actor in the show
1043
00:43:48,251 --> 00:43:49,752
but mostly
I'm the director.
1044
00:43:49,877 --> 00:43:52,547
So I do
have to kind of...
1045
00:43:53,339 --> 00:43:54,715
whip us into
shape sometimes.
1046
00:43:54,841 --> 00:43:56,175
I have to
cut the fun moment
1047
00:43:56,300 --> 00:43:57,969
to get to the
business moment.
1048
00:43:58,094 --> 00:44:01,264
Um, that can be a bit of a drag
when I realize that I'm--
1049
00:44:01,389 --> 00:44:04,809
I have to wear the director hat
as opposed to the fun,
1050
00:44:04,934 --> 00:44:06,602
funny guy hat.
1051
00:44:06,727 --> 00:44:08,396
But it's just kind of
part of the deal.
1052
00:44:08,521 --> 00:44:10,189
[Michael] Right?
1053
00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:11,899
-Are you guys with me?
-Listen up, guys. Listen up.
1054
00:44:12,024 --> 00:44:14,485
Let's all stay together, okay?
So we go...
1055
00:44:14,610 --> 00:44:16,779
[Beth] Michael
is an amazing manager.
1056
00:44:16,904 --> 00:44:19,073
He's kind, he gives people
the benefit of the doubt
1057
00:44:19,198 --> 00:44:20,825
and he does
what any good leader would do
1058
00:44:20,950 --> 00:44:22,535
and say, "Hey, listen.
1059
00:44:22,660 --> 00:44:25,037
Like, I needed this from you.
This didn't happen.
1060
00:44:25,163 --> 00:44:27,331
You know, what are we going
to do to move forward?"
1061
00:44:27,456 --> 00:44:30,126
You know? He rules.
He rules. He's super fun.
1062
00:44:30,251 --> 00:44:31,711
I wouldn't do it
if it wasn't fun.
1063
00:44:31,836 --> 00:44:33,087
[man] Okay!
1064
00:44:34,463 --> 00:44:36,007
Okay.
I'll talk to you soon.
1065
00:44:36,674 --> 00:44:38,676
Thanks. That's okay.
I love you, too. Bye.
1066
00:44:38,801 --> 00:44:40,219
[low chatter]
1067
00:44:40,344 --> 00:44:43,222
Michael and Rory work
so beautifully together.
1068
00:44:43,806 --> 00:44:47,310
And even though a lot of
the experiences that we have
1069
00:44:47,435 --> 00:44:50,438
and the acts that we do
together are co-creative,
1070
00:44:50,563 --> 00:44:53,941
when all is said and done,
they make the final decisions.
1071
00:44:54,066 --> 00:44:57,695
And we can have a friendly
conversation on one hand.
1072
00:44:57,820 --> 00:44:59,280
And then, 10 minutes later
need to have
1073
00:44:59,405 --> 00:45:01,741
a very serious discussion
1074
00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:04,035
about something
that's happening on stage
1075
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:06,370
that's, you know,
might need...
1076
00:45:07,246 --> 00:45:11,125
to be a little bit
blunt or abrupt.
1077
00:45:11,876 --> 00:45:14,253
But nobody takes that
personally because...
1078
00:45:15,630 --> 00:45:19,050
there's a delineation
between the friendship aspect
1079
00:45:19,175 --> 00:45:21,510
and the producer-actor aspect.
1080
00:45:22,136 --> 00:45:25,848
Ha! Ready? Five.
Six, five, six. Here we go.
1081
00:45:25,973 --> 00:45:28,517
Right, right, left, left.
Boom, ha, boom, ha.
1082
00:45:28,643 --> 00:45:31,437
Boom-boom, ha-ha.
Boom-ha, that's it!
1083
00:45:31,562 --> 00:45:34,232
Ready? Five, six, five, six.
Up to speed.
1084
00:45:34,357 --> 00:45:36,400
Boom, boom, ha-ha,
boom-ha, boom-ha, boom-ha.
1085
00:45:36,525 --> 00:45:39,570
Boom-ha boom, ha-ha.
Boom-ha, boom-ha. Yup.
1086
00:45:39,695 --> 00:45:41,155
We'll get there, we'll get
there, we'll get there.
1087
00:45:42,031 --> 00:45:43,491
So I think
we would take that moment
1088
00:45:43,616 --> 00:45:45,493
where you'll like, come up,
1089
00:45:45,618 --> 00:45:47,078
maybe take a look back.
1090
00:45:47,203 --> 00:45:48,287
Duh, duh.
1091
00:45:49,038 --> 00:45:50,790
Um, "I'm Captain
Jean-Luc Picard
1092
00:45:50,915 --> 00:45:52,750
of the [indistinct]
Enterprise."
1093
00:45:52,875 --> 00:45:54,710
So just take your time with it,
but really, like, let it land.
1094
00:45:54,835 --> 00:45:56,837
And then, like,
you sort of want to pull--
1095
00:45:56,963 --> 00:45:59,090
When they're-- when they're,
like, coming at you,
1096
00:45:59,215 --> 00:46:00,925
you sort of want to pull away
but you're--
1097
00:46:01,050 --> 00:46:02,593
But you're just like,
"Okay, it's an alien.
1098
00:46:02,718 --> 00:46:04,095
This is
an alien custom.
1099
00:46:04,220 --> 00:46:06,681
Okay. All-- all right.
Okay. Yeah, great.
1100
00:46:06,806 --> 00:46:09,225
You're just kind of
like, oh, oh, oh God.
1101
00:46:09,350 --> 00:46:12,645
Oh! Oh, God. Help, help, help.
I don't know."
1102
00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:15,564
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
"I need an adult!" Yeah.
1103
00:46:15,690 --> 00:46:17,650
We had done
a Star Trek number before
1104
00:46:17,775 --> 00:46:20,861
um, and with this one
we realized all of a sudden,
1105
00:46:20,987 --> 00:46:24,949
out of nowhere that Will
[indistinct], Daddy Will,
1106
00:46:25,074 --> 00:46:26,284
we were like,
"Oh, he could be--
1107
00:46:26,409 --> 00:46:28,035
He kind of
looks like Picard."
1108
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:30,037
Michael and I
are big Star Trek fans.
1109
00:46:30,162 --> 00:46:32,039
And then I'm remembering
Michael and I
1110
00:46:32,164 --> 00:46:34,125
had a conversation back and
forth about "Well, what if?
1111
00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:37,169
Wouldn't it be funny if
the Star Trek of the Enterprise
1112
00:46:37,295 --> 00:46:39,588
had to, like,
crash land in San Francisco
1113
00:46:39,714 --> 00:46:41,048
on Folsom Street Fair?"
1114
00:46:41,173 --> 00:46:42,717
Because that show's
really about like,
1115
00:46:42,842 --> 00:46:45,511
it's very much so about
like different cultures
1116
00:46:45,636 --> 00:46:47,763
and communication
or miscommunications.
1117
00:46:47,888 --> 00:46:50,558
So we thought at first, "Oh,
maybe like leather daddies--
1118
00:46:50,683 --> 00:46:52,476
They'll see,"
something like that.
1119
00:46:52,601 --> 00:46:57,273
And we thought, "Where could
a true misunderstanding happen?
1120
00:46:57,398 --> 00:46:58,774
You know,
where they might actually think
1121
00:46:58,899 --> 00:47:00,359
that there could be
some hostility.
1122
00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:02,820
Or, based upon
a misunderstanding."
1123
00:47:02,945 --> 00:47:04,196
It's like
a Three's Company episode
1124
00:47:04,322 --> 00:47:06,324
but set
to "Radar Love."
1125
00:47:06,449 --> 00:47:08,200
But of course, you know,
in true Baloney style,
1126
00:47:08,326 --> 00:47:10,161
it all works out
in the end.
1127
00:47:10,286 --> 00:47:13,581
[50s rock n roll music]
1128
00:47:15,916 --> 00:47:17,001
Action!
1129
00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:23,507
[Pablo] Yes.
1130
00:47:24,467 --> 00:47:27,428
Oh, fuck.
That's so hot!
1131
00:47:28,971 --> 00:47:31,640
[machine whirring]
1132
00:47:36,729 --> 00:47:39,732
So that's my husband's side.
His name is David.
1133
00:47:39,857 --> 00:47:42,777
That's his side.
This one is mine.
1134
00:47:42,902 --> 00:47:44,362
Let me show you
a little bit.
1135
00:47:45,029 --> 00:47:47,239
This is-- that's my grandma
that passed away.
1136
00:47:47,365 --> 00:47:49,575
80 her.
That's her.
1137
00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:53,954
And then this is my favorite
accessory, like decoration,
1138
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:55,539
my Ouija skull.
1139
00:47:56,791 --> 00:47:59,335
So it has all, like,
the Ouija board markings.
1140
00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:01,128
So, like the alphabet.
1141
00:48:01,253 --> 00:48:03,422
"Yes." "No."
"Hello." "Goodbye."
1142
00:48:03,964 --> 00:48:06,384
And it's a skull,
so it's like
1143
00:48:06,509 --> 00:48:08,844
a dead person,
like super occult.
1144
00:48:09,929 --> 00:48:11,764
[Beth] The thing that's fun
about Pablo is that, you know,
1145
00:48:11,889 --> 00:48:13,933
you look at him and he's
like, such a tough guy.
1146
00:48:14,058 --> 00:48:15,976
And he's like, a boxer
and he's like, shredded.
1147
00:48:16,102 --> 00:48:17,144
And he's like--
1148
00:48:17,269 --> 00:48:18,729
[laughter]
1149
00:48:18,854 --> 00:48:20,815
He just looks
like such a dude.
1150
00:48:20,940 --> 00:48:23,192
And then he just moves
his body, like, hyper femme.
1151
00:48:23,317 --> 00:48:25,361
Oh, my God.
I'm a Gemini!
1152
00:48:26,529 --> 00:48:28,406
I did not expect
that from him.
1153
00:48:28,531 --> 00:48:31,575
I did not expect to see
that kind of fluidity
1154
00:48:31,700 --> 00:48:33,619
and movement and femininity
1155
00:48:33,744 --> 00:48:37,665
come from this presentation
of, like, manly man.
1156
00:48:37,790 --> 00:48:40,376
And, um, like,
both Michael and Rory are,
1157
00:48:40,501 --> 00:48:42,044
like,
really good at like...
1158
00:48:43,212 --> 00:48:44,755
seeing that and people.
1159
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:46,507
Like, I don't know if Pablo
knew he had that in him.
1160
00:48:46,632 --> 00:48:47,967
I really don't.
I don't know.
1161
00:48:48,092 --> 00:48:49,677
Maybe he did
but I don't know if he did
1162
00:48:49,802 --> 00:48:52,930
before he started, you know,
performing in Baloney.
1163
00:48:54,432 --> 00:48:57,810
But Michael saw something and
brought something out of him
1164
00:48:57,935 --> 00:49:00,771
that I don't think
I expected to see.
1165
00:49:00,896 --> 00:49:02,898
And I don't think the audience
expects to see that.
1166
00:49:04,442 --> 00:49:06,360
Camp counselor!
1167
00:49:06,485 --> 00:49:09,238
-Put that away.
-Guys, camp counselor!
1168
00:49:09,363 --> 00:49:12,074
♪
1169
00:49:12,199 --> 00:49:14,535
[indistinct sweet words]
1170
00:49:18,539 --> 00:49:21,500
Borderline personality
disorder is a label
1171
00:49:21,625 --> 00:49:24,420
that follows me
everywhere which is okay,
1172
00:49:24,545 --> 00:49:27,423
you know, I can't escape it,
and I'm fine with it.
1173
00:49:27,548 --> 00:49:31,010
And it is a coming together
of a bunch of symptoms
1174
00:49:31,135 --> 00:49:33,637
in which there
is emotional intensity
1175
00:49:33,762 --> 00:49:37,141
and emotional instability,
self-harming behaviors.
1176
00:49:38,058 --> 00:49:41,812
For me,
it has been the thing
1177
00:49:41,937 --> 00:49:46,400
that has made my life
very fucking... shitty.
1178
00:49:46,525 --> 00:49:48,110
[chuckling]
1179
00:49:48,235 --> 00:49:50,779
And I remember like my 203
and like, my early 303,
1180
00:49:50,905 --> 00:49:53,657
like I was
very intense
1181
00:49:53,782 --> 00:49:55,743
and that's all I can describe,
very intense.
1182
00:49:55,868 --> 00:49:57,369
Like, one minute
I would, like...
1183
00:49:58,204 --> 00:50:00,122
be all in with
someone and I like,
1184
00:50:00,247 --> 00:50:02,500
loved them, whether they
were a friend or whatever.
1185
00:50:02,625 --> 00:50:05,461
And then the next
I'd be like, "Man, I fucking--
1186
00:50:06,253 --> 00:50:09,256
I hate this person.
Like, this is my sworn enemy."
1187
00:50:09,381 --> 00:50:12,551
And I would do things
like out myself and...
1188
00:50:13,552 --> 00:50:16,013
videotape it and send it
to people and being like,
1189
00:50:16,138 --> 00:50:18,182
"This is what you're
fucking doing to me.
1190
00:50:18,307 --> 00:50:20,226
Watch me, I'm going to
destroy myself because of you,
1191
00:50:20,351 --> 00:50:22,144
I'm going to kill myself,
I'm going to kill my dog.
1192
00:50:22,269 --> 00:50:24,230
And I would try
random shit."
1193
00:50:24,355 --> 00:50:27,691
And I-- That was hard for
people but it was also like,
1194
00:50:27,816 --> 00:50:30,319
the only thing
that I could think of to do.
1195
00:50:30,444 --> 00:50:31,987
And like, how to cope
with friendships
1196
00:50:32,112 --> 00:50:33,906
and stuff like that,
you know?
1197
00:50:34,031 --> 00:50:36,367
And I'm so, like, in the
process of working through it.
1198
00:50:36,492 --> 00:50:39,828
And I think, like, especially
with something like borderline,
1199
00:50:39,954 --> 00:50:42,957
it's like
when you have diabetes
1200
00:50:43,082 --> 00:50:45,709
and you just kind of need
to monitor it your whole life.
1201
00:50:47,169 --> 00:50:48,504
But once
you have it,
1202
00:50:48,629 --> 00:50:50,130
like, under control,
like, you're good.
1203
00:50:50,256 --> 00:50:51,757
And you have,
like, little hiccups,
1204
00:50:51,882 --> 00:50:53,259
just need
to like, monitor it.
1205
00:50:53,384 --> 00:50:55,010
Like, learn how to stand up
for myself,
1206
00:50:55,135 --> 00:50:57,972
learn how
to accept boundaries,
1207
00:50:58,097 --> 00:51:01,267
how to, like,
be okay with, like,
1208
00:51:01,392 --> 00:51:03,978
being anxious and like, things
that don't make me happy.
1209
00:51:04,562 --> 00:51:07,231
So it's just, like, a constant
work in progress, you know?
1210
00:51:08,148 --> 00:51:10,317
[inaudible]
1211
00:51:21,495 --> 00:51:24,248
[heavy breathing]
1212
00:51:24,373 --> 00:51:26,083
[grunting]
1213
00:51:34,258 --> 00:51:35,968
-[talking over each other]
-[Rory] Nate, stay on deck.
1214
00:51:36,093 --> 00:51:37,886
So anyways, Jules,
you and I come out.
1215
00:51:38,012 --> 00:51:40,764
You walk-- you walk out,
Jules, you come out.
1216
00:51:40,889 --> 00:51:43,183
We meet right here.
Exactly.
1217
00:51:43,309 --> 00:51:44,852
And I'm going to like,
I'll just mess with you.
1218
00:51:44,977 --> 00:51:46,520
I'll turn and I'm going
to be, like, shirt off.
1219
00:51:47,271 --> 00:51:49,440
Take it off. Good.
Hand it to me.
1220
00:51:50,024 --> 00:51:51,233
Boom.
1221
00:51:51,358 --> 00:51:52,568
Pants off.
1222
00:51:54,612 --> 00:51:57,114
-No, keep it on.
-[laughter]
1223
00:51:57,239 --> 00:51:58,657
And you--
you face back, right?
1224
00:51:58,782 --> 00:52:02,286
And then, turn around
like that and then boom.
1225
00:52:02,411 --> 00:52:03,704
Pool. [indistinct].
1226
00:52:03,829 --> 00:52:06,248
And then, I'm just gonna
[indistinct] it.
1227
00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:09,001
Boom.
[indistinct].
1228
00:52:10,044 --> 00:52:12,463
Step in. Exactly.
1229
00:52:13,547 --> 00:52:14,590
Pie.
1230
00:52:17,926 --> 00:52:19,094
No.
1231
00:52:20,554 --> 00:52:21,930
I think
it just started
1232
00:52:22,056 --> 00:52:23,974
because you were
the biggest guy in Baloney.
1233
00:52:24,099 --> 00:52:26,352
Yes. I think that's--
Yeah. Exactly.
1234
00:52:26,477 --> 00:52:28,145
That's what it was.
I was the biggest guy.
1235
00:52:28,270 --> 00:52:31,815
And also I had-- I had a belly
and I enjoyed my belly.
1236
00:52:31,940 --> 00:52:33,567
[laughs]
1237
00:52:33,692 --> 00:52:35,235
You [indistinct] a belly
so you can eat.
1238
00:52:35,361 --> 00:52:37,237
I know, you were always
getting mad at me
1239
00:52:37,363 --> 00:52:39,615
because my stomach's getting
smaller and smaller.
1240
00:52:39,740 --> 00:52:41,033
[laughs]
1241
00:52:41,158 --> 00:52:43,160
-[Andrew] Quit doing crunches.
-[laughs]
1242
00:52:43,285 --> 00:52:45,120
You know, I will start
eating more.
1243
00:52:45,245 --> 00:52:46,914
And we have.
1244
00:52:47,039 --> 00:52:49,083
I mean, we started
eating bad food.
1245
00:52:49,208 --> 00:52:51,085
Even Andrew got
a little chubby, too.
1246
00:52:51,210 --> 00:52:52,753
He doesn't have
a six pack any more.
1247
00:52:52,878 --> 00:52:55,839
-And he's-- Yeah.
-He didn't mean that--
1248
00:52:55,964 --> 00:52:57,466
And also all the Filipino
food I've been eating it,
1249
00:52:57,591 --> 00:52:59,176
we've been eating.
1250
00:52:59,301 --> 00:53:01,428
There-- there was a year
when all we ate was Spam eggs.
1251
00:53:01,553 --> 00:53:04,515
And whatever we could eat
1252
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:06,141
that'll-- that'll
give us diabetes
1253
00:53:06,266 --> 00:53:07,643
and high blood pressure.
1254
00:53:07,768 --> 00:53:09,019
[Andrew laughs]
1255
00:53:09,144 --> 00:53:10,771
All the Filipino food.
1256
00:53:10,896 --> 00:53:13,691
[Jules] So we tone it down
with healthy pancakes now.
1257
00:53:13,816 --> 00:53:15,442
[laughing]
1258
00:53:16,151 --> 00:53:17,695
[audience laughing]
1259
00:53:17,820 --> 00:53:19,446
[Michael] On the next floor,
the janitor got on.
1260
00:53:19,571 --> 00:53:22,783
[audience laughs & cheers]
1261
00:53:26,203 --> 00:53:27,871
You know, I never really
thought about him
1262
00:53:27,996 --> 00:53:31,041
that way before
but now, I don't know,
1263
00:53:31,166 --> 00:53:33,127
maybe it was
the coveralls.
1264
00:53:33,877 --> 00:53:35,421
Maybe it was
those chips.
1265
00:53:35,546 --> 00:53:37,131
[audience laughs]
1266
00:53:37,256 --> 00:53:39,049
God, I was ready
for lunch!
1267
00:53:39,174 --> 00:53:40,426
[audience laughs]
1268
00:53:40,551 --> 00:53:42,928
He made me
an offer...
1269
00:53:45,806 --> 00:53:48,726
that I just
couldn't refuse.
1270
00:53:48,851 --> 00:53:50,310
[chip crunches seductively]
1271
00:53:50,436 --> 00:53:51,562
Mm.
1272
00:53:52,563 --> 00:53:54,606
Oh, fuck.
Is that sour cream and onion?
1273
00:53:54,732 --> 00:53:56,483
-My favorite.
-[audience laughs]
1274
00:53:56,608 --> 00:54:00,612
Get in there, boys.
Fuck, that's good. Oh, shit!
1275
00:54:00,738 --> 00:54:03,240
Oh, my God, doesn't it feel
so good to be bad?
1276
00:54:03,365 --> 00:54:05,993
Oh, that's nothing but
empty carbs, you guys, fuck.
1277
00:54:06,118 --> 00:54:07,703
We really shouldn't
be doing this.
1278
00:54:07,828 --> 00:54:09,913
Mm-ah, it's so salty
and kind of bitter.
1279
00:54:10,038 --> 00:54:11,749
Just like something else, you
know what I'm talking about?
1280
00:54:11,874 --> 00:54:14,209
Oh, fuck, does anyone know
if these are keto?
1281
00:54:14,334 --> 00:54:16,587
-Fuck it. I don't care.
-[chip crunches]
1282
00:54:16,712 --> 00:54:19,006
Nate's going to get down and
start to, like, lick the boots.
1283
00:54:19,131 --> 00:54:21,175
So you just sponge on,
like, you just--
1284
00:54:21,300 --> 00:54:22,426
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah. Just--
1285
00:54:22,551 --> 00:54:24,303
I keep him
from falling over.
1286
00:54:24,428 --> 00:54:26,138
Yeah, you hold him up and,
like, you're just sort of like.
1287
00:54:26,263 --> 00:54:27,848
Yeah, exactly.
You're the-- you're the beard--
1288
00:54:27,973 --> 00:54:29,099
You like what [indistinct]?
1289
00:54:29,224 --> 00:54:30,601
Mm-hm. Exactly. Yeah.
1290
00:54:30,726 --> 00:54:32,269
Aaron is a straight man.
He's married to a woman.
1291
00:54:32,936 --> 00:54:34,563
But Aaron
is one of the biggest queers
1292
00:54:34,688 --> 00:54:35,981
I've ever met
in my life.
1293
00:54:36,106 --> 00:54:37,608
There is such
a difference
1294
00:54:37,733 --> 00:54:40,319
between straight
and queer, and it's--
1295
00:54:40,444 --> 00:54:42,488
Straight people
can be queer.
1296
00:54:42,613 --> 00:54:45,073
And that-- and Aaron
is a perfect example of that.
1297
00:54:45,199 --> 00:54:49,495
And if you need to know what
makes a straight person queer,
1298
00:54:49,620 --> 00:54:50,954
hang out with Aaron
for a little while
1299
00:54:51,079 --> 00:54:52,122
and you'll find out.
1300
00:54:54,958 --> 00:54:57,878
So I'm Aaron Sarazan,
I'm the resident straight,
1301
00:54:58,003 --> 00:55:01,006
uh, the token straight
if you will, best straight
1302
00:55:01,131 --> 00:55:03,008
'cause we've got
a new straight now.
1303
00:55:03,133 --> 00:55:05,803
And he's fine too.
I guess.
1304
00:55:05,928 --> 00:55:10,098
Uh, so, I've been with Baloney
ever since the beginning,
1305
00:55:10,224 --> 00:55:13,018
since whatever year
that was--
1306
00:55:13,143 --> 00:55:16,855
2013, 2014, 2015--
I forget.
1307
00:55:16,980 --> 00:55:19,483
I've been in a fair
chunk of the shows.
1308
00:55:20,567 --> 00:55:23,821
I usually have historically
played the straight man
1309
00:55:23,946 --> 00:55:27,491
in both the sexuality and
the comedic sense of the term.
1310
00:55:30,035 --> 00:55:34,873
So I often will be
the foil to Pablo being stupid,
1311
00:55:34,998 --> 00:55:38,752
or Michael Phyllis seducing me
and sucking my toes on stage,
1312
00:55:38,877 --> 00:55:39,962
things like that.
1313
00:55:40,587 --> 00:55:44,132
And...
that's pretty much what I do.
1314
00:55:48,095 --> 00:55:50,973
Uh yes.
Yes and yes.
1315
00:55:53,433 --> 00:55:56,478
["Chopsticks"
by Euphemia Allen]
1316
00:56:27,926 --> 00:56:31,471
[applause]
1317
00:56:32,806 --> 00:56:34,474
[Aaron] How would you
describe our friendship?
1318
00:56:35,517 --> 00:56:37,019
[Pablo] I don't know,
I think I'd push you out
1319
00:56:37,144 --> 00:56:40,772
of your comfort zone
of, like, what you do.
1320
00:56:40,898 --> 00:56:42,941
And I, like, make you
do creative stuff--
1321
00:56:43,066 --> 00:56:44,443
Like, white,
cis-hetero privilege.
1322
00:56:44,568 --> 00:56:46,153
-Yeah.
-Yeah.
1323
00:56:46,278 --> 00:56:47,487
-"Hetero."
-"Hetero."
1324
00:56:47,613 --> 00:56:49,323
-[chuckling]
—Heteroan.
1325
00:56:49,448 --> 00:56:51,450
No, I remember, like, when
we were doing the photo shoot
1326
00:56:51,575 --> 00:56:55,037
on the beach and we actually
filmed a lot of this of us,
1327
00:56:55,162 --> 00:56:56,622
like, running
through the waves,
1328
00:56:56,747 --> 00:56:58,916
like, uh,
naked generally.
1329
00:56:59,041 --> 00:57:01,793
And one of the shots that
Michael and Rory wanted to get
1330
00:57:01,919 --> 00:57:04,880
was boys in the surf,
like, making out
1331
00:57:05,005 --> 00:57:06,840
and rolling around
in the sand.
1332
00:57:06,965 --> 00:57:08,342
And like,
I kind 0--
1333
00:57:08,467 --> 00:57:09,885
I was kind of like,
starting to realize,
1334
00:57:10,010 --> 00:57:12,721
like, "I don't like,
know how to, like, do..."
1335
00:57:13,639 --> 00:57:15,849
To his credit,
Pablo immediately,
1336
00:57:15,974 --> 00:57:17,392
like,
honed in on that
1337
00:57:17,517 --> 00:57:19,519
and decided to just start
screaming in my face
1338
00:57:19,645 --> 00:57:22,314
and like drowning me
in the surf.
1339
00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:23,982
-[laughing] And--
-[Pablo] What?
1340
00:57:24,107 --> 00:57:26,068
[Aaron] No, it wa--
and it was the perfect shot.
1341
00:57:26,193 --> 00:57:28,320
-And it was amazing.
-[laughter]
1342
00:57:28,445 --> 00:57:30,989
Well, okay, so he-- here--
here-- here's my take on that.
1343
00:57:31,114 --> 00:57:33,784
Like, I will never cross
a boundary with you,
1344
00:57:33,909 --> 00:57:35,619
because
I think I know--
1345
00:57:35,744 --> 00:57:37,120
Because
they don't exist--
1346
00:57:37,245 --> 00:57:39,957
Well yeah, I think
I know your boundaries
1347
00:57:40,082 --> 00:57:42,751
better than you know yours
and so I would never do that
1348
00:57:42,876 --> 00:57:44,753
because I would always
want to be respectful.
1349
00:57:44,878 --> 00:57:47,839
The most important thing
for me is, um,
1350
00:57:47,965 --> 00:57:49,216
our friendship.
1351
00:57:50,717 --> 00:57:53,136
You know, and so I wouldn't
want to do anything fucking,
1352
00:57:53,261 --> 00:57:55,555
to like, fuck you over
and make you feel bad.
1353
00:57:55,681 --> 00:57:57,057
[laughing]
1354
00:57:57,182 --> 00:57:58,350
[Amie] Now, Pablo,
do that to the camera.
1355
00:57:58,475 --> 00:57:59,726
[Michael] No, don't.
1356
00:57:59,851 --> 00:58:01,228
No, I-- I feel like
we got enou--
1357
00:58:01,353 --> 00:58:03,522
I love my [indistinct]!
Ah!
1358
00:58:03,647 --> 00:58:05,315
-I give and I give and I give.
-[loud sucking]
1359
00:58:05,440 --> 00:58:07,025
And he takes
and he takes and he takes.
1360
00:58:07,150 --> 00:58:08,360
Ah!
1361
00:58:08,485 --> 00:58:09,778
Nate is more
aggressive, though.
1362
00:58:09,903 --> 00:58:11,488
[Nate]
It's all sour cream.
1363
00:58:12,239 --> 00:58:16,868
♪
1364
00:58:16,994 --> 00:58:21,373
[Joe] Prior to Baloney,
I was a financial analyst
1365
00:58:21,498 --> 00:58:23,000
over in Boston.
1366
00:58:23,667 --> 00:58:26,670
That job,
being in the rat race,
1367
00:58:26,795 --> 00:58:29,673
wearing the corporate slave
suit, doing the same thing--
1368
00:58:29,798 --> 00:58:33,301
Like, I was really,
really, really unhappy.
1369
00:58:34,761 --> 00:58:37,639
[Beth] When you're doing
a day job and you get up
1370
00:58:37,764 --> 00:58:40,475
and most of your
brainpower is...
1371
00:58:41,143 --> 00:58:44,104
um, dedicated to solving
other people's problems...
1372
00:58:45,313 --> 00:58:48,734
there's not much
room left to go home
1373
00:58:48,859 --> 00:58:51,111
and, you know...
1374
00:58:52,362 --> 00:58:54,114
do things
for yourself creatively.
1375
00:58:54,781 --> 00:58:56,450
And I remember,
like, thinking...
1376
00:58:57,659 --> 00:59:00,245
that I needed to do
something with my life.
1377
00:59:00,370 --> 00:59:01,788
Asi-- besides working.
1378
00:59:01,913 --> 00:59:05,000
And I worked a lot.
That's all I ever did.
1379
00:59:05,125 --> 00:59:07,210
And I found myself
kind of being...
1380
00:59:09,463 --> 00:59:12,299
For someone with,
like, not a lot going on,
1381
00:59:12,424 --> 00:59:14,092
someone with
not a lot to like--
1382
00:59:15,469 --> 00:59:17,179
As an individual,
I didn't feel
1383
00:59:17,304 --> 00:59:19,306
like I was getting
fulfilled in my life.
1384
00:59:19,431 --> 00:59:22,684
You know, my life was-- there
was nothing being done for me.
1385
00:59:22,809 --> 00:59:25,896
And so when I got
in with Baloney, like,
1386
00:59:26,021 --> 00:59:27,064
it helped me with that.
1387
00:59:28,148 --> 00:59:30,192
The other thing, the--
the reason that I chose Baloney
1388
00:59:30,317 --> 00:59:32,360
as my-- as like,
my creative outlet
1389
00:59:32,486 --> 00:59:35,822
was I wanted
to work on just, like,
1390
00:59:35,947 --> 00:59:38,158
feeling ownership
of my body
1391
00:59:38,283 --> 00:59:40,368
as well as, like...
1392
00:59:41,453 --> 00:59:45,332
my expression, like artistic
expression, you know, so...
1393
00:59:45,457 --> 00:59:50,962
♪
1394
00:59:51,088 --> 00:59:53,548
[Beth]
Before every show...
1395
00:59:54,299 --> 00:59:56,384
I'll just be sitting
there like, backstage.
1396
00:59:56,510 --> 00:59:57,886
Like, I'll look--
1397
00:59:58,011 --> 00:59:59,763
Usually it's Michael
standing right there
1398
00:59:59,888 --> 01:00:02,349
and I'm like, "Dude, Michael,
this is real life right now.
1399
01:00:02,474 --> 01:00:04,392
Like,
this is real life."
1400
01:00:04,518 --> 01:00:07,020
And it's kind of
meant as a joke.
1401
01:00:07,145 --> 01:00:09,147
Like, I can't believe
we actually get to do
1402
01:00:09,272 --> 01:00:10,524
this ridiculous thing.
1403
01:00:10,649 --> 01:00:14,444
And be silly
and artistic and creative
1404
01:00:14,569 --> 01:00:16,947
and do this in front of-- in
front of a crowd that loves it.
1405
01:00:17,072 --> 01:00:18,532
[audience cheering]
1406
01:00:18,657 --> 01:00:21,159
But I think what I came
to realize is like,
1407
01:00:21,284 --> 01:00:23,203
no,no,no,
that actually is real life.
1408
01:00:23,328 --> 01:00:26,248
Like, that to me,
that's the stuff of life.
1409
01:00:26,373 --> 01:00:31,878
The stuff that I was doing
in my day job, um...
1410
01:00:33,255 --> 01:00:35,549
felt far less
authentic than...
1411
01:00:37,217 --> 01:00:39,010
the performance
that we are putting on
1412
01:00:39,136 --> 01:00:41,346
and you know,
in front of an audience.
1413
01:00:41,471 --> 01:00:44,432
And the relationships
that were built.
1414
01:00:44,558 --> 01:00:46,101
Working with
these different actors
1415
01:00:46,226 --> 01:00:47,602
and being able to like,
1416
01:00:47,727 --> 01:00:49,521
meet and learn
and grow from other people
1417
01:00:49,646 --> 01:00:53,733
and make this fabulous show
that is clever and ridiculous
1418
01:00:53,859 --> 01:00:58,864
and funny and deep and
sometimes, you know, painful.
1419
01:00:58,989 --> 01:01:01,700
That's real life, right?
That's authenticity.
1420
01:01:01,825 --> 01:01:04,244
Not sitting
in a conference room,
1421
01:01:04,369 --> 01:01:06,413
pretending that you give a shit
about a product you don't.
1422
01:01:07,122 --> 01:01:10,125
[scintillating
piano instrumental]
1423
01:01:22,304 --> 01:01:24,973
Nobody wants failure
but it's a great teacher.
1424
01:01:25,098 --> 01:01:26,975
And taking
a corporate left turn
1425
01:01:27,100 --> 01:01:29,227
and having no art
in my life
1426
01:01:29,352 --> 01:01:32,105
showed me
what real failure was for me.
1427
01:01:32,230 --> 01:01:36,484
That's, I think, when I really
knew to accept something
1428
01:01:36,610 --> 01:01:38,778
that you knew
you weren't
1429
01:01:38,904 --> 01:01:41,698
and to do that
and to just live that.
1430
01:01:42,908 --> 01:01:44,492
So whether that meant,
you know,
1431
01:01:44,618 --> 01:01:48,246
I'm a gay man but I'm going
to marry a woman and be--
1432
01:01:48,371 --> 01:01:51,625
And live a totally hidden life
for the rest of my life.
1433
01:01:51,750 --> 01:01:54,419
Like that would have been
a failure for me
1434
01:01:54,544 --> 01:01:57,047
um, to not accept
what I knew I was
1435
01:01:57,172 --> 01:02:00,467
and to not accept
that I was an artist
1436
01:02:00,592 --> 01:02:02,135
when I knew I was,
1437
01:02:02,260 --> 01:02:03,970
just because I was afraid
that I couldn't make it.
1438
01:02:04,971 --> 01:02:06,264
But I knew
I was an artist
1439
01:02:06,389 --> 01:02:07,974
and I knew
I wasn't going to be happy
1440
01:02:08,099 --> 01:02:11,228
if I didn't do a life
with some kind of art in it.
1441
01:02:11,353 --> 01:02:14,856
So that's what
real failure is, I think,
1442
01:02:14,981 --> 01:02:16,524
is not doing the thing
1443
01:02:16,650 --> 01:02:19,945
that you know you need
to do for whatever reason,
1444
01:02:20,070 --> 01:02:24,157
letting things get in the way
of where you feel you belong.
1445
01:02:25,075 --> 01:02:28,286
And there's so many things,
it's a lot easier to say "No"
1446
01:02:28,411 --> 01:02:31,373
to yourself
than to say "Yes."
1447
01:02:31,498 --> 01:02:32,666
[Michael] Get a room!
1448
01:02:32,791 --> 01:02:35,001
-[cast] Woo!
-[applause]
1449
01:02:41,174 --> 01:02:43,677
-See you guys later.
-See ya.
1450
01:02:45,679 --> 01:02:47,097
[laughing]
1451
01:02:47,222 --> 01:02:48,598
-[Rory] We are good.
-[Michael] We got coffee.
1452
01:02:48,723 --> 01:02:50,350
-[Rory] Yes.
-[Michael] No [indistinct].
1453
01:02:50,475 --> 01:02:53,186
-That's my hat by the way.
-Uh, yeah.
1454
01:02:53,311 --> 01:02:54,854
I wear it 'cause
it flattens my hair.
1455
01:03:02,404 --> 01:03:03,947
[Michael] Hey guys, um...
1456
01:03:05,490 --> 01:03:07,242
Let's talk about things
that we should run.
1457
01:03:07,367 --> 01:03:09,035
We have about 40 minutes,
which is great.
1458
01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:12,414
Um, I definitely want to run
a bunch of act two, stuff.
1459
01:03:12,539 --> 01:03:17,377
So, we should do Pissant
with full volume.
1460
01:03:17,502 --> 01:03:18,920
All right,
now, folks, um,
1461
01:03:19,045 --> 01:03:20,797
while Aaron's finishing
getting cleaned up
1462
01:03:20,922 --> 01:03:22,757
back there and getting
his Baloney T-shirt,
1463
01:03:22,882 --> 01:03:24,884
I want to just take a moment to
uh, get serious for a second.
1464
01:03:25,010 --> 01:03:26,845
Don't worry, I'm not going to
take the party down too much.
1465
01:03:26,970 --> 01:03:28,346
But I do want
to just take a moment
1466
01:03:28,471 --> 01:03:30,682
to sincerely give
a little bit of love
1467
01:03:30,807 --> 01:03:32,309
to this beautiful space
that we're in right now.
1468
01:03:32,434 --> 01:03:33,560
Let's hear it
for the Oasis, folks.
1469
01:03:33,685 --> 01:03:34,728
[audience cheers & applauds]
1470
01:03:34,853 --> 01:03:36,896
Isn't this place
fucking amazing?
1471
01:03:37,022 --> 01:03:38,982
And as we head into 2020,
I think that we need
1472
01:03:39,107 --> 01:03:41,693
to know and love our queer
spaces more than ever.
1473
01:03:41,818 --> 01:03:43,820
This little queer clubhouse,
let's just say,
1474
01:03:43,945 --> 01:03:45,822
let's not take anything
for granted, all right, folks?
1475
01:03:45,947 --> 01:03:47,949
And when you have a space like
this, you have to come out
1476
01:03:48,074 --> 01:03:49,159
and support it
and show it love.
1477
01:03:49,284 --> 01:03:50,618
So thank you
for coming out
1478
01:03:50,744 --> 01:03:52,162
and showing love
to this space.
1479
01:03:52,287 --> 01:03:54,831
-Thank you.
-[audience cheers & applauds]
1480
01:03:54,956 --> 01:03:57,625
All right,
so if you'll indulge me, folks.
1481
01:03:57,751 --> 01:04:00,128
This next number
is dedicated to this space,
1482
01:04:00,253 --> 01:04:02,130
the Oasis, folks.
1483
01:04:02,255 --> 01:04:05,300
Because,
I don't know about you
1484
01:04:05,425 --> 01:04:08,053
but when I think
about this space,
1485
01:04:08,178 --> 01:04:10,221
it's-- it's
like it's um...
1486
01:04:11,890 --> 01:04:14,726
Well, it's just
a little, bitty,
1487
01:04:14,851 --> 01:04:18,772
pissant soma space,
isn't it?
1488
01:04:18,897 --> 01:04:20,231
You know?
1489
01:04:20,357 --> 01:04:21,941
Well, there ain't
all that much to see
1490
01:04:22,067 --> 01:04:23,526
'cause it's so
damn dark out there.
1491
01:04:23,651 --> 01:04:25,445
But, you-- but, you know,
there's drinking allowed.
1492
01:04:25,570 --> 01:04:28,365
I see you've started already.
We get a nice, queer crowd.
1493
01:04:28,490 --> 01:04:31,785
There's one.
Gay as it can be.
1494
01:04:31,910 --> 01:04:32,911
You know?
1495
01:04:33,036 --> 01:04:35,205
It's just
a piddly, squat,
1496
01:04:35,330 --> 01:04:37,457
old time cabaret space?
1497
01:04:37,582 --> 01:04:39,167
Isn't it?
1498
01:04:39,292 --> 01:04:41,378
Uh, ma'am, if you could
please put way your phone.
1499
01:04:41,503 --> 01:04:42,629
Thank you.
1500
01:04:42,754 --> 01:04:45,256
You know,
it's lots of good fun.
1501
01:04:45,382 --> 01:04:48,468
And maybe
some bare buns.
1502
01:04:49,177 --> 01:04:51,805
But there's nothing
dirty going on!
1503
01:04:51,930 --> 01:04:53,431
♪ Nothing dirty going on ♪
1504
01:04:53,556 --> 01:04:54,724
Oh, shit!
1505
01:04:54,849 --> 01:04:56,768
♪ We get queers from Castro ♪
1506
01:04:56,893 --> 01:04:59,187
♪ And straight women and men ♪
Hey, guys!
1507
01:04:59,312 --> 01:05:01,564
♪ We love our lesbian sisters ♪
1508
01:05:01,689 --> 01:05:03,441
♪ Non-binary and trans ♪
1509
01:05:03,566 --> 01:05:05,819
♪ And we used to get
Bachelorefie parties ♪
1510
01:05:05,944 --> 01:05:08,571
♪ But we don't do
Those anymore ♪
1511
01:05:08,696 --> 01:05:11,032
♪ Because [indistinct]said
"Go fuck yourself!" ♪
1512
01:05:11,157 --> 01:05:12,992
♪ That's what
The marina's for ♪
1513
01:05:13,118 --> 01:05:16,371
♪ It's just a little bitty
Pissant soma space ♪
1514
01:05:16,496 --> 01:05:18,498
♪ Nothing much to see ♪
1515
01:05:18,623 --> 01:05:21,376
♪ There's drinking allowed
We get a nice, queer crowd ♪
1516
01:05:21,501 --> 01:05:23,628
♪ Gay as it can be ♪
1517
01:05:23,753 --> 01:05:26,089
♪ It's just a piddly, squat
And old time soma space ♪
1518
01:05:26,214 --> 01:05:28,091
♪ Put away your phone ♪
1519
01:05:28,216 --> 01:05:30,927
♪ Just lots of good will
And maybe one small thrill ♪
1520
01:05:31,052 --> 01:05:32,762
♪ But there's nothing
Dirty going on ♪
1521
01:05:32,887 --> 01:05:34,514
So yeah, this is where we
end up, so it's like--
1522
01:05:34,639 --> 01:05:36,099
♪ Nothing dirty going on ♪
1523
01:05:36,224 --> 01:05:37,767
-Hit this and--
-No.
1524
01:05:37,892 --> 01:05:39,561
-No?
-[clap] Nothing.
1525
01:05:39,686 --> 01:05:42,105
And it needs to be here
and then it's just still here?
1526
01:05:42,230 --> 01:05:44,607
♪ But there's nothing
Dirty going on ♪
1527
01:05:44,732 --> 01:05:46,860
♪ Keep those butt holes
Clean, boys ♪
1528
01:05:46,985 --> 01:05:49,154
♪ Please don't show that shit ♪
1529
01:05:49,279 --> 01:05:51,531
♪ And gentlemen
Put away your balls ♪
1530
01:05:51,656 --> 01:05:53,867
♪ And ladies
Don't flash your tits ♪
1531
01:05:53,992 --> 01:05:56,369
♪ It's the state
of California ♪
1532
01:05:56,494 --> 01:05:58,663
♪ And they got
some stupid rules ♪
1533
01:05:58,788 --> 01:06:01,124
♪ Like, because they're
Drinking booze out there ♪
1534
01:06:01,249 --> 01:06:03,334
♪ You can't show
Your geni—tools-- ♪
1535
01:06:03,460 --> 01:06:05,503
Foom!
'Cause that's the penis puppet.
1536
01:06:05,628 --> 01:06:08,339
♪ Yeah, because you're drinking
Booze out there ♪
1537
01:06:08,465 --> 01:06:10,258
♪ We can't show
Our geni—tools ♪
1538
01:06:10,383 --> 01:06:12,010
[Ryan] Start em' off
Rory, let's hear it!
1539
01:06:12,135 --> 01:06:13,803
[Michael] Any attitude you came
in with get rid of right now.
1540
01:06:13,928 --> 01:06:15,472
Andrew!
1541
01:06:15,597 --> 01:06:17,348
I can't stand drunk barfing,
this isn't holy cow.
1542
01:06:17,474 --> 01:06:19,058
Pablo!
1543
01:06:19,184 --> 01:06:21,519
Anyone buying drinks here
better be real sure to tip.
1544
01:06:21,644 --> 01:06:24,981
♪ And any time
You use the loo ♪
1545
01:06:25,106 --> 01:06:26,524
♪ You better not be
Sucking dick ♪
1546
01:06:26,649 --> 01:06:28,526
Now, speaking
of the tip.
1547
01:06:28,651 --> 01:06:31,654
Tips are something that we need
to get our daily business done.
1548
01:06:31,779 --> 01:06:33,448
Now, are you
listening good?
1549
01:06:33,573 --> 01:06:35,366
It's part
of the social contract
1550
01:06:35,492 --> 01:06:38,161
you agreed to when you
came out to have some fun.
1551
01:06:38,286 --> 01:06:40,955
Just ask before you touch.
And as for my [indistinct].
1552
01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:42,540
And any questions
you may have
1553
01:06:42,665 --> 01:06:44,334
about the way
we run this place.
1554
01:06:44,459 --> 01:06:47,045
Don't gripe or whine
on Yelp or Facebook.
1555
01:06:47,170 --> 01:06:48,838
You know what?
Just tell us face to face.
1556
01:06:48,963 --> 01:06:50,924
We're open-minded.
Actually, you know what?
1557
01:06:51,049 --> 01:06:52,675
On second thought,
just get the fuck out.
1558
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:54,636
The door's that a-way.
1559
01:06:54,761 --> 01:06:57,555
♪ We bring you booze and
Great shows and a community ♪
1560
01:06:57,680 --> 01:07:00,892
♪ We keep your mind off
The outside world cis-unity ♪
1561
01:07:01,017 --> 01:07:04,812
♪ Feel free to clap
At every opportunity ♪
1562
01:07:04,938 --> 01:07:06,856
♪ And we will get along ♪
1563
01:07:06,981 --> 01:07:08,691
Okay, bitch. [indistinct]
A bit of that.
1564
01:07:08,816 --> 01:07:10,610
All right, boys,
big finish!
1565
01:07:10,735 --> 01:07:12,570
Big send off!
And another pig line!
1566
01:07:12,695 --> 01:07:15,031
Pig line 2.0!
1567
01:07:17,283 --> 01:07:24,082
♪ It's just a little bitty
Pissant soma space ♪
1568
01:07:24,207 --> 01:07:25,959
Point those toes!
1569
01:07:26,084 --> 01:07:28,127
♪ Nothing much to see ♪
1570
01:07:28,253 --> 01:07:30,088
♪ There's drinking allowed ♪
1571
01:07:30,213 --> 01:07:32,632
♪ We get a nice, queer crowd ♪
1572
01:07:32,757 --> 01:07:34,717
♪ Gay as it can be ♪
1573
01:07:34,842 --> 01:07:36,010
Step it up, boys!
1574
01:07:36,135 --> 01:07:37,470
♪ It's just a piddly, squat ♪
1575
01:07:37,595 --> 01:07:39,055
♪ And old time soma space ♪
1576
01:07:39,180 --> 01:07:40,348
It's like fucking,
"Cats" up here, you know?
1577
01:07:40,473 --> 01:07:42,809
♪ Ma'am, put away your phone ♪
1578
01:07:42,934 --> 01:07:45,937
♪ Just lots of good will
And maybe one small thrill ♪
1579
01:07:46,062 --> 01:07:48,356
♪ But there's nothing
Dirty going on ♪
1580
01:07:48,481 --> 01:07:51,943
♪ It's just a little bitty
Pissant soma space ♪
1581
01:07:52,068 --> 01:07:54,320
♪ Nothing much to see ♪
1582
01:07:54,445 --> 01:07:57,198
♪ There's drinking allowed
We get a nice, queer crowd ♪
1583
01:07:57,323 --> 01:07:58,825
♪ Gay as it can be ♪
1584
01:07:58,950 --> 01:08:00,577
♪ It's just a piddly, squat ♪
1585
01:08:00,702 --> 01:08:02,203
♪ And old time soma space ♪
1586
01:08:02,328 --> 01:08:04,205
♪ Put away your phone ♪
C'mon!
1587
01:08:04,330 --> 01:08:07,041
♪ Just lots of good will
And maybe one small thrill ♪
1588
01:08:07,166 --> 01:08:09,294
♪ Just lots of good folks
And maybe some dick jokes ♪
1589
01:08:09,419 --> 01:08:11,713
♪ Just lots of good hole
And maybe one big pole ♪
1590
01:08:11,838 --> 01:08:14,257
♪ But there's nothing
Dirty going on ♪
1591
01:08:14,382 --> 01:08:16,634
♪
1592
01:08:16,759 --> 01:08:18,928
♪ Nothing dirty going on ♪
1593
01:08:20,513 --> 01:08:22,307
[laughter]
1594
01:08:22,432 --> 01:08:24,017
Cute!
1595
01:08:24,142 --> 01:08:26,311
And we'll work out traffic.
I ain't worried about it.
1596
01:08:26,436 --> 01:08:28,521
Great job, you guys.
Great, great work.
1597
01:08:28,646 --> 01:08:30,148
[rock music from speaker]
1598
01:08:30,273 --> 01:08:31,941
Woo!
1599
01:08:32,066 --> 01:08:35,361
That's a lot of content.
Great. Great job. Cool.
1600
01:08:35,486 --> 01:08:37,322
Let's take just
a breather real quick.
1601
01:08:37,447 --> 01:08:38,865
Grab a little sip
if you need to.
1602
01:08:38,990 --> 01:08:40,533
And then we just need
to film that number.
1603
01:08:40,658 --> 01:08:42,535
So we'll do it one more time
and then we're set.
1604
01:08:43,661 --> 01:08:45,788
♪
1605
01:08:45,913 --> 01:08:48,791
[Michael] Well, hello!
Hi. Welcome.
1606
01:08:48,916 --> 01:08:50,251
I'm so happy
to see you.
1607
01:08:50,376 --> 01:08:52,211
We got a car
full of delightful people.
1608
01:08:52,337 --> 01:08:54,005
Welcome!
1609
01:08:54,130 --> 01:08:56,591
Welcome to Suds and Studs,
it's the big, gay car wash.
1610
01:08:56,716 --> 01:08:58,259
We're going
to make it at least
1611
01:08:58,384 --> 01:09:00,219
slightly more clean
than it was before. [laughs]
1612
01:09:00,345 --> 01:09:02,138
You know, it's more show
than wash, really.
1613
01:09:02,263 --> 01:09:03,514
Bless their hearts.
1614
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:05,350
So, yeah, it's $30.
You can do cash--
1615
01:09:05,475 --> 01:09:06,851
[laughter]
1616
01:09:06,976 --> 01:09:08,102
[Michael on loud speaker]
Name a ginger!
1617
01:09:08,227 --> 01:09:09,979
Whoo!
1618
01:09:10,104 --> 01:09:13,316
Um, yeah, it's been a really
hard year for all performers.
1619
01:09:13,441 --> 01:09:15,443
You know, us,
especially with a show
1620
01:09:15,568 --> 01:09:18,112
about intimacy
and reaching the audience.
1621
01:09:18,237 --> 01:09:20,156
And, you know,
touching people
1622
01:09:20,281 --> 01:09:21,783
and talking
about getting together.
1623
01:09:21,908 --> 01:09:24,661
So we haven't been able
to do any of our shows
1624
01:09:24,786 --> 01:09:27,455
so we've brought
the show outside
1625
01:09:27,580 --> 01:09:28,831
to socially distanced.
1626
01:09:28,956 --> 01:09:31,125
You stay in your bubble,
people pull up
1627
01:09:31,250 --> 01:09:32,960
and they have these
huge smiles on their face.
1628
01:09:33,086 --> 01:09:34,879
They're just thrilled
before it even begins,
1629
01:09:35,004 --> 01:09:36,756
just to be, like,
out of the house
1630
01:09:36,881 --> 01:09:38,633
and supportive
of their community.
1631
01:09:38,758 --> 01:09:41,469
So it's been awesome.
We always have a line.
1632
01:09:41,594 --> 01:09:43,012
[Rory over loud speaker]
I know who's next.
1633
01:09:43,137 --> 01:09:44,555
This came to me
in the middle of the night
1634
01:09:44,681 --> 01:09:46,182
one night
that I thought we still need
1635
01:09:46,307 --> 01:09:48,226
to engage people
in a Baloney way.
1636
01:09:48,351 --> 01:09:49,936
And be in their faces
but a way that was,
1637
01:09:50,061 --> 01:09:52,480
like, safe and exciting,
still with Baloney.
1638
01:09:52,605 --> 01:09:54,023
So this was born.
1639
01:09:54,148 --> 01:09:55,692
So yeah, I mean,
it forced us to get creative.
1640
01:09:55,817 --> 01:09:57,318
We've been artists
our whole lives and...
1641
01:09:58,361 --> 01:10:00,238
always had to be scrappy
and figure things out.
1642
01:10:00,363 --> 01:10:02,615
And this, COVID 19
was a major blow
1643
01:10:02,740 --> 01:10:04,450
but it was
just another setback
1644
01:10:04,575 --> 01:10:06,494
that forced us
to have to get creative again.
1645
01:10:06,619 --> 01:10:09,122
Yeah, I think it's exactly
what the community needs
1646
01:10:09,247 --> 01:10:10,832
and it's just what
we needed too.
1647
01:10:10,957 --> 01:10:13,418
Just being gay in the sunshine
feels so good right now.
1648
01:10:13,543 --> 01:10:14,961
[Ryan over loud speaker]
Big, gay car wash!
1649
01:10:16,921 --> 01:10:19,799
Come on, come and check out
our big, gay car wash.
1650
01:10:19,924 --> 01:10:21,968
[indistinct]
1651
01:10:22,093 --> 01:10:23,261
We promise you!
1652
01:10:24,345 --> 01:10:26,055
[Ryan over loud speaker]
[indistinct].
1653
01:10:29,475 --> 01:10:31,018
Look at everything
we're bringing you.
1654
01:10:36,441 --> 01:10:39,610
It's amazing to watch, like,
all of this happening today
1655
01:10:39,736 --> 01:10:41,779
and like, to watch
queer community again
1656
01:10:41,904 --> 01:10:44,949
come be able to provide
what we love to do.
1657
01:10:45,074 --> 01:10:49,120
And-- and provide like,
a place of just, like, joy.
1658
01:10:49,245 --> 01:10:52,206
When we support that,
we just support like,
1659
01:10:52,331 --> 01:10:56,335
the-- the--
the character of a city
1660
01:10:56,461 --> 01:10:57,754
because like,
that's what we bring.
1661
01:10:57,879 --> 01:10:59,714
Those are the people
we foster here.
1662
01:10:59,839 --> 01:11:02,341
-[server] One Merman juice.
-[Pablo] Ooh, Merman.
1663
01:11:02,467 --> 01:11:04,260
[server] And one
corn dog for you, sir!
1664
01:11:04,385 --> 01:11:05,762
[Pablo] Thank you so much!
1665
01:11:07,096 --> 01:11:08,973
[Ryan] There's always, like,
a landmarks and the things
1666
01:11:09,098 --> 01:11:11,017
that, in a broad
scope to find a city.
1667
01:11:11,142 --> 01:11:12,894
But the things, I think
when you have the best time,
1668
01:11:13,019 --> 01:11:15,229
are the--
the clubs you go to,
1669
01:11:15,354 --> 01:11:17,315
the restaurants
that give you an experience.
1670
01:11:17,440 --> 01:11:19,525
And then if other people
want to come
1671
01:11:19,650 --> 01:11:21,444
and really experience
that city you come
1672
01:11:21,569 --> 01:11:22,945
to the arts
and culture spaces
1673
01:11:23,070 --> 01:11:25,823
because that's like,
where the heart is.
1674
01:11:29,535 --> 01:11:33,247
[sultry, seductive
electronic piano & guitar]
1675
01:11:33,372 --> 01:11:39,962
♪
1676
01:11:40,087 --> 01:11:43,007
[music continues]
1677
01:12:31,889 --> 01:12:33,391
[music stops]
1678
01:12:35,017 --> 01:12:38,187
[indistinct chatter]
1679
01:12:38,312 --> 01:12:39,981
-[Rory] Here, cheers guys!
-[Michael] Yeah!
1680
01:12:40,106 --> 01:12:41,566
[excited cheering]
1681
01:12:41,691 --> 01:12:43,651
I love this!
So proud of you guys!
1682
01:12:43,776 --> 01:12:45,278
That's good television.
1683
01:12:46,445 --> 01:12:47,738
[man] To two marker.
1684
01:12:47,864 --> 01:12:49,490
It's tricky to explain.
1685
01:12:50,324 --> 01:12:52,118
Baloney, uh...
1686
01:12:52,243 --> 01:12:54,036
It's a gay
all-male revue.
1687
01:12:55,329 --> 01:12:56,873
I can't. [laughs]
1688
01:12:56,998 --> 01:12:58,749
You really haven't lived
1689
01:12:58,875 --> 01:13:01,377
until you've, like,
simulated a sex act on stage
1690
01:13:01,502 --> 01:13:02,837
in front
of a live audience.
1691
01:13:02,962 --> 01:13:04,380
You just, like,
once you do that,
1692
01:13:04,505 --> 01:13:06,132
you can kind of, like,
do anything, right?
1693
01:13:06,257 --> 01:13:07,967
You know,
become a little bit fearless.
1694
01:13:08,092 --> 01:13:09,093
I want to be like--
1695
01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:11,929
Wickie-wickie-
wickie-wickie-wah!
1696
01:13:12,054 --> 01:13:13,973
♪
1697
01:13:15,349 --> 01:13:16,392
Thurs.
1698
01:13:16,976 --> 01:13:20,187
[all] Thurs... day...
1699
01:13:20,313 --> 01:13:22,481
Kawaii!
1700
01:13:24,525 --> 01:13:27,486
[fast jazzy piano instrumental]
1701
01:13:27,612 --> 01:13:34,327
♪
1702
01:13:34,452 --> 01:13:37,413
[music continues]
1703
01:14:15,284 --> 01:14:18,204
[music continues]
1704
01:15:01,914 --> 01:15:03,207
[music stops]
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