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Is it just me or is she still warm, like?
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I think it's just you, Father.
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How's Lorcan dealing with it all?
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He'll be fine.
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Suppose he'll be going to live
with you over in England, will he?
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No.
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Our, uh...
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Aunt Margaret has agreed
to take care of him.
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Oh, right...
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I see.
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I had an Aunt Margaret once...
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Trampled by a cow
out in Gillygooley, so she was.
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Took the head clean off her, like.
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Mind you, thon head was some size...
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At least a quarter bigger than
the average size for a woman of her-
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Sorry... Sorry...
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Sorry.
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That's okay, Father.
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Sorry about your Aunt.
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Aye.
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Sorry about your mother.
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Aye.
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[Singing]
Faith of our Father, still living...
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[Singing]
In spite of dungeon, fire and sword.
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[Singing]
Faith of our Fathers, holy faith...
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[Singing]
We will be true to thee 'til death.
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[Singing]
We will be true to thee...
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[Singing]
'Til death.
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Now, you boys know where I am.
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If there's anything you need,
you just let me know.
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You can tell your mate Jesus
he's a right dickhead.
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Lorcan!
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No, it's fine, Turlough.
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He can be a bit of a dickhead sometimes.
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Oh, I almost forgot...
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The coroner was rummaging around in
your mother's jeans.
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After she passed, of course.
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We think it's a list of things
that she wanted to do...
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You know, before the illness took her.
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Don't suppose it's of much use to her now?
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Unless Jesus is for bringing her back
from the dead, Father...
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I'd say it's of little to no use at all.
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She hasn't left him much to work with...
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Now that she's no more than
a tub of Bisto, has she?
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Can I see the list, Father?
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You wouldn't want to be
pouring that over your roast potatoes.
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You'd be picking her out
of your back molars for weeks on end...
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Sorry...
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Sorry again.
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God bless you, boys.
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Do people not cook in London?
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Why?
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Tastes like shite.
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Well, Aunty Margaret's cooking's
better than mine, so...
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You'll be grand.
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I've told you, I'm not going
to Aunty Margaret's.
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It's not up for debating.
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I'm not debating, I'm telling you.
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I'm staying here to look after the farm.
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It's you who needs looking after,
not the feckin' farm.
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So you're going to Aunty Margarets...
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'Cos I'm not getting stuck here
for the rest of my life...
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Mothering you!
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I don't need your mothering!
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I need you to feck back off to England
you big, feckin' ape!
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Lorcan!
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I'm not to be telling you again,
we have to go!
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Lorcan!
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We're late...
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Lorcan, I'm not for pissing about.
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Lorcan?
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He's, uh five...five-six...
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Five-three. Five-three or thereabouts...
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He's got a beard on him.
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Look, I can send you a photo.
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Well, no, I'm not his guardian.
I'm his brother...
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Listen. He really shouldn't be
out there on his own...
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And I'm very worried about what might happen
to him if he's left unsupervised for too...
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Oi!
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♪ Tranquil music plays ♪
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Lorcan!
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Lorcan... the hell are you doing?
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Hummmmm...
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Tai Chi.
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What?
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What the hell are you doing that for?
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Mum's list.
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'Number One: Learn Tai Chi.'
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Please tell me you are joking?
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Does it look like I'm feckin' joking?
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Father O'Shea gave it to me.
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Look, we're late for taking you
to Aunty Margaret's, come on.
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I'm not going anywhere until Mum's
done every single wish.
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She wanted to do them
while she was still living y'eejit, ye.
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Not from beyond the grave.
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And waving her about like some sort
of a feckin' banshee...
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Isn't going to make much
difference to her now, is it?
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And it's not going to
bring her back, neither.
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[Whimpering]
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Uh, look, Lorcan...
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I just thought it would be nice...
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Just me, you and Mum's dying wishes.
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[Dramatic whimpering]
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Okay!
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00:10:03,214 --> 00:10:05,386
Okay! Okay!
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Christ...
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We do Mum's list, and then
we go to Aunty Margarets. Deal?
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Deal.
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Right, how many's on there?
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One-hundred.
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A hu... A hundred?
Lorcan, no, come here!
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'All The Things I Would Like
To Do Before I Perish'
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by Grainne McCaffrey.
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Number One...
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Learn Tai Chi.
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You farted?
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Shhhhh.
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Shush? Did you fart?
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That's stinking, Lorcan!
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Number Two: Read A Classic Novel.
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And the Lord said unto Cain...
'Why art thou wroth?'
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Wroth!
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'And why is thou countenance fallen?'
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Fallen!
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Lorcan.
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Lorcan!
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Number Eight...
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Model For A Life-Drawing Class.
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Lorcan, will you hurry up with your picture?
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Oi!
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Oi!
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Seventeen...
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Take myself on one of those
'Hot Air Balloon' rides.
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[Turlough Sings]
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I told you to stop that!
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Ah! Ah!
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00:12:01,271 --> 00:12:02,614
Thirty-Four...
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[Cheering]
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Easy... Easy...
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Yeo!
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Lorcan!
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Fifty-One...
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Sixty-Eight...
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Eighty-Two...
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Catch it!
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Turlough?
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Turlough?
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We're just outside Glenmornan...
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Four-bedroom farmhouse.
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A-hundred-and-fifty acres.
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Well, I'm open to offers, honestly...
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I just want to get it over and done with...
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Yeah...
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Yeah, Monday?
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Okay, well I'll ring on
Monday morning and...
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Ninety-Nine...
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Skydiving.
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I'm really not sure about this one.
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It's fine.
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Right...
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No, look...
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I'm sure Mum won't mind if we miss
one out of a hundred, will she?
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If the woman wants to skydive,
just let her skydive.
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Right, sure, but let's just think
this one through for a wee minute!
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You put me off.
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Jesus Christ, Lorcan, grow up!
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You want to take care of the farm and you
can't even take care of a glorified feckin' teapot!
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God, you're such an eejit.
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I'm not an eejit.
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How do you think Mum would feel about
you treating her remains this way?
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How would she feel about you
selling her farm?
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Did you think it was just going to
sit here gathering dust?
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What's the point in a house
if no one wants to live in it?
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I want to live in it, ye dick!
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Lorcan, what are you doing?
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00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:57,771
What are you doing?
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Taking my half of Mum.
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Stop it.
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Stop it. Stop that now.
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Stop it and give me that - stop it, Lorcan!
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Get your hands off me, ye dick!
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I think you'd better pack your things.
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Sorry I'm late...
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I had Mary Carey in confession.
All got a bit dark...
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Those poor pigeons.
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Ready, Lorcan?
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Where are you going?
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I'm getting my coat, if that's
okay with you, Mum?
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Thanks again for doing this, Father.
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Lorcan!
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Don't be keeping Father O'Shea
waiting, now!
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It's fine, Turlough...
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Let the lad say his goodbyes to the place.
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Getting a bit experimental, were we?
195
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No...
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That was Lorcan.
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Roped me into doing all that shite
off Mum's list.
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You might've warned me
before you gave it to him.
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I didn't give it to him.
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What?
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I thought you said you didn't want it?
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Dear Jesus, Mary, and all the Saints...
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I may have done a bad thing.
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If Mum is in heaven...
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Tell her... I am sorry...
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And tell her I miss her too.
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I probably won't speak to you again...
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Until the next time something goes tits up.
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I hope that's okay.
210
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Can I have a word?
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I've just been speaking
with Father O'Shea...
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00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:17,160
About Mum's list...
213
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All those ridiculous things we did.
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I know.
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00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:28,100
You know what the worst thing about it is?
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Turlough, I know, and I am sorry-
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The worst thing about it is...
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We didn't even finish it.
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Finish it?
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Well...
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We can't stop at ninety-nine, can we?
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What would Mum think?
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One-hundred...
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Go Into Outer Space.
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Go on, Ma!
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Go on ye girl, ye!
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Go on!
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Have you sold the house yet?
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Not yet, no.
230
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:40,280
Are you gonna?
231
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What're you doing?
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'Number one-hundred...
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And one.'
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00:20:53,771 --> 00:20:55,757
Lorcan...
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00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:03,857
'My final wish is for my two boys,
Lorcan and Turlough...
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To be bestest mates again.
237
00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,614
And for Turlough to move
back home to Ireland...
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'Cos, sure, the English
are no craic at all.
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00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:14,520
And also, to stay
on the farm with Lorcan...
240
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And then maybe take up
some cooking lessons.'
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Okay.
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I get it.
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I'll think about it.
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00:21:32,543 --> 00:21:34,186
I miss her, like.
245
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:38,920
Yeah, me too.
246
00:21:47,386 --> 00:21:49,400
You farted again?
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00:21:49,457 --> 00:21:50,886
No!
248
00:21:51,071 --> 00:21:53,043
It's the cows.
249
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Cows...
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Cows, my arse.
251
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Lorcan, that's stinking!
252
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:05,954
Okay...
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00:22:06,154 --> 00:22:08,440
It's me.
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00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:21,040
Sing me a song.
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00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,760
[Singing]
I'll tell me Ma, when I get home...
256
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,360
[Singing]
The boys won't leave the girls alone...
257
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:30,486
[Singing]
They pull me hair, stole my comb...
258
00:22:30,487 --> 00:22:32,986
[Singing]
That's alright, when I get home.
259
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:36,143
[Singing]
She is handsome, she is pretty...
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00:22:36,144 --> 00:22:38,900
[Singing]
She is the Belle of Belfast City...
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00:22:38,971 --> 00:22:41,871
[Singing]
She's a-courting one, two, three...
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00:22:41,943 --> 00:22:46,943
[Singing]
Please would you tell me, who is she?
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