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Just before 9:00, on a bright
sunny morning in Gotham City.
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The city seems to be
carefree and serene, doesn't it?
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But let's keep our eyes
on these little rascals.
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All right, folks, listen and hurry,
hurry. Here you are, free umbrellas.
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- No strings whatsoever.
- Win yourself a prize.
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- Everything is free as air.
- Win yourself a prize.
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- These umbrellas are free.
- Must have an umbrella in order to win.
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- Here we are.
- Hurry, folks.
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Strange, everyone carrying umbrellas.
The weather report didn't mention rain.
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Who cares, Jenkins?
It looks like a smash.
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- Open the door.
- Yes, sir.
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Here you are, the last one.
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Wait until they open
them umbrellas.
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- They say there are prizes for lucky umbrellas.
- I smell a hoax, Jenkins.
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Devilish, sinister.
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Police, help!
Police, help! Police!
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A trick umbrella, as
sure as a fingerprint.
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The mark of the Penguin.
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Correct, Chief O'Hara, the Penguin.
That pompous waddling master of foul play.
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The criminal maestro of a
thousand ubiquitous umbrellas.
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But I thought he was still
up the river, commissioner.
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So did I, till I checked with the penitentiary.
The Penguin was released three days ago.
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Any volunteers, men?
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Any of you think you're smart
enough to net the Penguin?
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Oh, the devil with pride,
commissioner. I speak for us all.
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There's but one man living who
can throw the net over that cagey bird.
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Thank you, Chief O'Hara,
I admire your honesty...
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and I make it unanimous.
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Whoever he may be behind that mask of
his, our only hope is the caped crusader.
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And in Wayne Manor, stately
home of millionaire, Bruce Wayne...
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and his youthful
ward, Dick Grayson...
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Alfred, the faithful butler,
responds to the hotline.
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I'll summon him, sir.
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Oh, heck. What's the use
of learning French anyway?
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Dick, I'm surprised at you.
Language is the key to world peace.
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If we all spoke each other's tongues, perhaps
the scourge of war would be ended forever.
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Gosh, Bruce, yes. I'll get
these darn verbs if they kill me.
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- Excuse me, sir. It's the Batphone, sir.
- Yes, Alfred.
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Oh, boy, let's go.
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Mercy me, Dick Grayson.
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Where are you going in
such an almighty hurry?
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Gosh, Aunt Harriet, we just heard the
bass are biting again in White's pond.
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See you later, Aunt Harriet.
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Well, what can I do, Aunt Harriet? You
know how your nephew is about fishing.
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That's funny.
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- Heard the bass are biting? Heard from whom?
- I cannot tell a lie, madam.
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It was myself who
imparted the information.
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Yes, commissioner?
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Brace yourself for a
shock. It's the Penguin.
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We'll be right there.
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To the Batpoles.
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Strange.
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The umbrellas all went mad,
creating the perfect cover for a holdup.
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- And yet there was no holdup, right?
- Right as rain, Batman.
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The Penguin had everything
set up and then didn't strike.
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The old one-two.
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Beg pardon, Boy Wonder?
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Bam! A fake to
the jewelry store...
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to set us up for the
real knockout later on.
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- Zowee!
- Robin could be right.
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Then again, I wonder
if this whole affair...
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might just have been a
harmless practical joke.
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A joke, Batman?
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I have great faith in our
prison system, commissioner.
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Perhaps the Penguin's spell up
the river has made him reform.
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Heh. You're dreaming, Batman.
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It'll be a sad day for corkscrews
when that crooked bird goes straight.
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Still, I'd like to know what his state
of mind was when he left prison.
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- Bonny, send in Warden Crichton, will you?
- Warden Crichton of state prison here?
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I anticipated your question, Batman.
I had him rushed down by helicopter.
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- Good morning. Good morning.
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Warden Crichton,
good to see you. Ha, ha.
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- Warden, the Dynamic Duo.
- Pleased, I'm sure.
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The honor's ours, warden.
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I've long been a deep admirer of
your fine work in reforming criminals.
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Heh. Well, we've had our little
victories. Our little failures too, alas.
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How would you rate the Penguin?
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I'll let you judge that for
yourself, Batman, indeed.
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- Judge for myself?
- By means of video tape.
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It's one of my new
progressive policies, you see?
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Before, uh, releasing a felon,
I assign him to a special cell...
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into which is built a
secret television camera.
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It enables us to study the extent
to which he's reformed, if any.
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Warden, you didn't
forget the tape.
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I took the liberty of leaving it at your
communication center when I arrived.
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They're waiting for your
signal, Commissioner Gordon.
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Roll Warden Crichton's
video tape on the closed circuit.
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Holy haberdashery. That can't be
regulation prison uniform, can it?
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It's another one of my
progressive policies, Boy Wonder.
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During the last week before release, I permit
the prisoners to wear their own clothing.
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- It helps acclimate them to the outside world.
- Sound penology, warden. Very sound.
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Listen, the baleful
bird is about to chirp.
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How irritating. Here I am
due to be released tomorrow...
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and I still haven't worked out one
single crime worthy of my talents.
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My whole stay in this
disgusting prison is wasted.
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Yeah, well, that's the
way it bounces, Penguin.
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Some years is just a
blank spot out of a guy's life.
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Hey, wait a minute,
my mother-in-law.
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She owns a candy store. You could
always knock that over if you wanna.
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What, a candy store? I am an
aristocrat of crookery, my dear man.
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No, I must devise something
royal, unsuspected, sensational.
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A caper that'll make that
Batman blow his brains out.
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Yeah, that Batman. He's sure
some kind of pest, ain't he?
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Say do you ever stop to think, Penguin, if only
the Batman was a crook instead of a law guy.
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Boy, oh boy, we'd turn
this world inside out.
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- What did you say?
- Oh, I was just thinking out loud, Penguin.
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I said, if only the Batman
was like us, a crook.
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Wait, wait.
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Thoughts wing in.
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Oh, great heavenly sunshades.
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I have it. It's a
fantastical scheme.
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It's hatched full blown.
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U-day. U for umbrella day.
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Oh, what a dazzling plot.
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- Hold it, Penguin, hold it. Look up there.
- What?
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- Behind that phony spider web.
- Oh, yes, secret TV eye, isn't it?
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Well, good night, big brother.
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Yes, I'm afraid you'll have to
unravel the rest of my plot by yourself.
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Any thoughts, Batman?
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On the whole, I think we'd
better discard my theory...
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about the Penguin's
going straight.
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Where did I go wrong? Why
did my progressive policies fail?
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With an attitude like his, I'm
amazed he was turned loose at all.
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Warden, ours is a rule
of law, Boy Wonder.
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When a man has paid his debt
to society, he must be released.
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Gosh, yes. That was a
pretty dumb remark of mine.
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Don't fret about it, old man.
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The important thing is to
get on the Penguin's trail fast.
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- I'll put out a four-point bulletin.
- Wait, I've got a better idea.
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Yes?
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The Penguin told us
on that secret tape.
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Whatever his dazzling
plot is, it involves umbrellas.
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- So he'll need a front.
- Right.
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Quickly, commissioner,
send for the city records.
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Let's find out if anyone has opened an
umbrella factory in the last three days.
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Three new umbrella factories.
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None of them unfortunately
in the name of Penguin.
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It's a dead end.
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- Could he be using an alias?
- Good thinking, Robin.
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Chief, read me the names on
those umbrella factory licenses.
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Here's Arial Howard,
K.G. Bird, A.P. Sherlock.
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- Bird?
- K.G. Bird.
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- K.G. Bird? The Penguin, get it.
- Get it? Why, it's practically transparent.
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Address: 196 West
Seventh Avenue.
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Let's go.
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Meanwhile, atop
the umbrella factory...
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we find the sinister
secret headquarters...
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of the rascally Penguin
and his fine feathered finks.
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This is the most fantastical
gimmick in my whole criminal career.
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Yeah. Hmm.
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Now, I wonder what time it is.
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At the signal, the time
will be precisely 11:5 6.
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Now Hawkeye, give the go
ahead to Swoop at the bank.
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Okay, boss.
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Maybe I'm dumb, Penguin,
but I don't get this caper.
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Oh, it's very simple,
my little gosling.
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I'm going to unleash the
most bizarre, senseless...
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barrage of umbrellas
onto Gotham City.
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It'll be senseless to
everybody but the Batman...
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whose keen mind will unquestionably
piece together the clues to my crime.
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But what crime? What
the heck are you planning?
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- Nothing.
- Nothing?
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Nothing?
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- What do you mean nothing?
- I am planning nothing.
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The Batman's
gonna do that for me.
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The Batman's not only
going to pick my crime...
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he is going to provide me with a
blueprint as to how I should pull it off.
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Penguin, are you sure
you haven't gone stir crazy?
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Why, you bird brain.
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How dare you mock me on
the eve of my greatest triumph?
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Do you really mean, the
Batman's gonna plan our caper?
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Yes, my fine feathered finks.
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It's this little plot that I hatched
in prison. You wait and see.
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The Batman and the Penguin
are going to be partners in plunder.
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What's that? Batman and the
Penguin, partners in plunder?
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Someone must have
flipped his fine-feathered wig.
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- Yes, commissioner?
- A patrolman has just called in.
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There's another man giving
away free umbrellas, Boy Wonder.
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- Outside the bank at Jefferson and 12th.
- Roger.
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- Bank, Jefferson and 12th.
- Hold tight, Bat-turn.
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Stay calm, citizens. Give
us your umbrellas quickly.
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Robin, officers, gather the umbrellas.
Put them in that large wire basket.
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Cover the basket with
the asbestos pad, officer.
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Strange, there's no
one heading for the door.
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True. And they don't
look like gangsters.
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It's just like the jewelry shop.
A perfect setup but no robbery.
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- What in the heck is the Penguin's game?
- I don't know.
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But more than ever, I wanna
have a chat with that cagey little bird.
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- "Senseless bank caper completed."
- Yeah.
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"Batman on way."
Signed, "Swoop."
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I'll descend and relieve
Sparrow in the shop.
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Take this and attach it to the
handle of the decoy in the launcher.
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Wait for my signal.
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What's the plot, Penguin?
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Ah, the Dynamic Duo, such
distinguished customers.
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May I show you my humble wares?
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We're not here to buy
umbrellas and you know it.
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Spread your wings, Mr. K.G. Bird.
We're flying you down to headquarters.
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- On what charge, Boy Wonder?
- Illegal umbrellas.
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Assault and battery,
disturbing the peace.
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We've got enough to put
you back on ice, Penguin.
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Oh, tut, tut, Batman. I
only make the umbrellas.
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What they do after they leave
here is hardly my affair now, is it?
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A tricky little
creature. He's right.
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- Darn it. Not a thing to hold him on.
- Yet.
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Beg your pardon? Were
you saying something?
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You've outsmarted us this time,
Penguin, but don't get too confident.
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We know you're up to some super
crime, and we're going to watch you.
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- Better warn the bystanders.
- Right.
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Back, everyone. Back. Take
cover. It could be explosive.
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Wow.
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Curious. It looks like an ordinary
umbrella, except for its unusual size.
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Look up there, Batman,
hanging from the handle.
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I'll bet my life on it, Robin.
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- This could be a clue to the Penguin's game.
- Only how to get at it.
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00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:32,310
Easy, I'll use the Bat-rope.
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You run around, grab the edge
of this huge umbrella, steady it.
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Roger.
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00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,331
Careful, Batman. Easy does it.
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This is a tricky one,
all right. Careful.
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I got it.
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Look, there's a silver
plaque on the handle.
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"Special Batbrella Compliments of
K.G. Bird, maker of superior umbrellas."
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- It's a clue, all right. But what does it mean?
- To the Batcave. We'll analyze it.
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Carry on, officers.
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00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,681
- Alfred!
- Sir?
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- Be careful.
- Not to worry, Master Robin.
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The safety lock is operative.
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Don't worry about Alfred.
Let's get to this Batbrella.
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Right.
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I'll give you a bit of
fabric. I'll take a rib.
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- Any luck with that fabric?
- Negative. No secret writing of any sort.
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It's the same with
my section of a rib.
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This Batbrella is made of perfectly
ordinary chrome magnesium alloy.
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That Penguin sure must
be having a laugh, Batman.
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He's given us the clue to
his plot, and we can't solve it.
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- If only we had some way of spying on him.
- Well, that's it, Robin. You've done it again.
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- No kidding?
- Look, listen.
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Electronic bugging devices.
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00:20:56,088 --> 00:21:01,550
- A perfect lifelike spider.
- Right. Only it's not a spider.
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00:21:01,761 --> 00:21:04,788
It's a tiny microphone with a
built-in super-power transmitter.
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Exactly. I'm gonna take it...
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and drop it in the
Penguin's shop.
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- We'll listen in to his crooked scheming.
- It's a great idea, Batman.
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But how do you get away with planting
it? Won't he be on guard against you?
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Of course. He'll be on
guard against Batman.
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That's why I'm going to visit
his shop as Bruce Wayne.
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- Good day sir. Can I help you, sir?
- I hope so, Mr. Bird.
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I'm looking for an artisan to
repair this fine old umbrella.
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- It belonged to my late father.
- Oh, that's quality goods, I can tell at a glance.
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- Just let me study it for a moment, please.
- Oh, please, by all means.
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Yeah.
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Well, it's fortunate that
I equipped my shop...
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with an automatic
anti-bugging machine.
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- Who is he, boss?
- I have no idea.
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Some rival umbrella king perhaps,
trying to steal my precious secrets.
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00:22:41,994 --> 00:22:45,726
It's a clear case of
industrial espionage.
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Why, the wretched
blundering fool.
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This...
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But whoever he is,
one thing is certain.
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I can't afford to have him
snooping around here today.
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Today of all days, when I am about
to deal Batman his greatest row.
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- The river, boss?
- No. The furnace.
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The tempering furnace, where
we forge the umbrella ribs.
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Take him away, my
fine feathered finks.
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And arrange a fatal
accident, without witnesses.
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- Pull the net down real tight.
- Done.
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- Ain't it a shame?
- Ain't what a shame?
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Ain't it a shame it
ain't the Batman.23914
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