All language subtitles for The Neighborhood s05e14 Welcome to New Beginnings.eng

Hey, y'all.

Hey.
Hey, Pop,

have you, uh, driven
by the Pit Stop lately?

No. I got better
things to do.

You drove by it yesterday.

"Lately" means "today," Tina.

And I only
go that way

because the gas station
with the best hot dogs

is right across the street.

Right. Uh...
(chuckles)

Pop, you know, it's natural
for you to be curious

about what they're doing
to the place.

Well, I'm not.

Okay. Well,
just so you know,

the sign says
it's opening today.

It is?

Yeah.

Well, I wish them luck.

(chuckles)

I wonder
how much they changed it.

Why would they change it?

They bought it because it's
the best mechanic shop in town.

Yeah, well,
I'm just saying, Pop,

if you want to check it out,
there is no shame.

I don't want to check it out!

But what I would like to do

is take my lovely wife out
for a nice lunch.

Oh.
(smacking lips)

You know, I got a taste
for one of those hot dogs.

Come on, Tina.

So your idea of a nice lunch
is a gas station hot dog?

(chuckles softly)
Really?

Just because we came into
a little money, Tina,

we can't forget
where we came from.

Okay. I'm sorry.

I would love to.

(scoffs) I mean, yeah,
who wouldn't want a hot dog

that's been rolling underneath
a heat lamp for two days?

But, please, please, can we stop
by to see the new Pit Stop?

And I know you don't want to,
but I'm not as strong as you.

Fine.
Okay.

You see what you
did, Malcolm?

Now your mama making me go.

(loud rock music playing)

(indistinct chatter)

What in the
world is this?

Are we being punk'd?

Welcome to Calvin's Pit Stop.

This ain't Calvin's Pit Stop.

Yes, it is.

Would you like to see
a food menu

or are we just gonna top off
your fluids today?

Hold on.

What'd you say to my wife?
Uh...

No. No, no, no, no.
Cal-Cal-Calvin,

he's talking
about beer.

This-this is
a brewery now.

Oh, my God.

You're the guy!

Oh, hell nah!

Hey! Everybody!

Calvin's here!

No, he's not!

* Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood *

* Welcome to the hood. *

(indistinct chatter)

I mean, how am I supposed
to look at this menu

with this grinning
idiot all over it?

It's not so bad.

He's kind of cute.

I don't want to be cute.

I mean, I mean,
I am cute,

but I don't want them
using my cuteness

to sell "artesianal"
squash blossom flatbread.

Why don't they just say
"nasty pizza"?

Ooh, and-and
look at this one.

"Calvin's Favorite:

"bison truffle sliders
with manchego

and watercress."
(scoffs)

Who told them that
was my favorite?

I don't know what
half those things are,

and I hate
the other half.

Mm.

Well, how did this
happen? I mean,

the developers didn't say
anything about this,

did they?
No.

When they said they
wanted to keep the name,

I just assumed it was
gonna stay a repair shop.

Tell you what,
my old customers,

they're gonna
be pissed.

Ooh!

They have nachos
in a hubcap.

How stupid is that?

I'm telling you, there's nothing
in this contract that says

the new owners have the right to
make me look like a damn fool.

Well, your lawyer reviewed it.
What-what did he say?

I don't know, Dave.

If I understood a lawyer,

I wouldn't need a lawyer.

(door opens)

Who wants to take
a fun online test?

Ooh!

Not me.

Wha...
(scoffs)

Come on! It's really cool.
It's this career aptitude test.

I got our school
to sign up for it.

It asks the kids
a bunch of questions

about their personality type
and their interests

and tells them what kind
of career they might have.

Okay.

Well, I thought
grades did that.

See, that's the
kind of thinking

that keeps kids
from dreaming big.

Yeah. You know, Grover thinks
he's gonna be an NBA star,

but this will give him more...

Skills?
Coordination? Height?

More great options.

Oh.
Okay, can we stop talking about the test?

I'm fighting for my life here!

Yeah.

Calvin's right.
Let's focus.

But, FYI, Grover's got skills.

You should see him take
a charge.

He can stand still
like nobody's business.

Look, my lawyer said that
they were buying the property

and the rights
to my name. That's it.

I would've never allowed them to
mock me as a cartoon character.

Well, I'm taking
my image back.

I'm suing their asses.
Ooh,

wait, I don't think
you can, baby.

It says here that
any contract disputes

are required to
go to mediation.

Ooh. You are
in luck,

since you happen
to know a trained

and licensed
conflict mediator.

I don't care
about trained and licensed.

What will it cost?

Oh, Calvin,
are you kidding me?

I'd pay you
to let me do it.

How much would you pay me?

(playing upbeat melody)

(door closes)

Hey, check it out!

I got a keytar.

Yeah. Uh,
Marty, mm,

are you having a post-breakup

"what am I doing with my life?"
freak-out?

No, no! This isn't
a freak-out keytar.

Although my skills
may freak you out.

(riffing)

(holds high note)
(chuckles)

Yeah, that's a no.

Come on, man. I always
wanted to learn to play,

and now's the
perfect time.

How 'bout when
I'm not here?

Well, get used to it.

The new Marty's
taking initiative,

starting
with my job.

You know the Venus explorer
we're working on?

No.
(chuckles)

Well, you know how Venus
has a toxic atmosphere?

No.

Okay.

You know
how you can use a balloon

to collect samples
above Venus's surface?

Okay, Marty, uh, what was it
about my last two answers

that made you think
I would know that?

Anyway, I've been waiting
for the perfect time

to pitch this idea at JPL.

And then going through
this breakup with Necie

has given me
a lot of time to think.

And I realized

now's the time
to take chances.

And guess what else.
What?

I learned the beginning of
the Quantum Leap theme song.

No, you didn't.
Yeah, I did.

Hold on. Check it out.
No.

(muttering)
Marty,

you don't need to...
W-Wait.

I-I don't...
No, look.

(playing wrong notes)
No, hold on.

Wait. Wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

(playing wrong notes)
No.

Damn it. I lost it.

I just got the results of
Grover's career aptitude test.

Oh.
They are not good.

Uh-oh. Hold on.
Let me see. (grunts)

"Independent. Self-starter.

Focused and methodical."

(sighs)
This doesn't sound so bad.

Look at the career they say
he's best suited for.

Lighthouse keeper.

Okay.

You know, on the plus side,

we can stop investing
in his college fund.

(scoffs)

What's that?
Oh.

Your career aptitude test
came back.

Ooh! Come on, NBA.

I'm not against playing
overseas, but, you know,

it wouldn't be my first choice.

Some great players got
their start in Greece,

so let's keep an open mind.

Dave!

The-the test said
some really good things. Yeah.

It says that you're
an independent self-starter. Mm-hmm.

That sounds like me.
Pretty good test.

Huh.

Looks like the fog's rolling in.

He's right!
Oh!

Okay, so the inner balloon
would be rigid

and filled
with pressurized helium

that we could release as needed
into the outer balloon,

controlling the buoyancy
without thrusters.

So, as the balloon
rises,

so does our understanding
of Venus's atmosphere.

Wow.
Ooh.

Wow!

That is some great
outside-the-box thinking.

I'm very impressed.

And so many balloon puns.

Yes, thank you.

I wanted to make sure
my presentation really...

popped.

(chuckling)

Oh! Another!

Good, good stuff.

I love seeing that passion.

Mm-hmm.

Anyway, they moved up
the deadline

for our progress report,

so we just got to...
(stammering)

Can-can we back up a sec?

It seems like
you're just moving on.

From what?

From my brilliantly
researched idea.

Right! No,
it was great work. Mm-hmm.

Um, so innovative.
Mm-hmm.

Anyway, uh, we need to
get all the data in to me

as soon as possible.
Okay.

All right. Uh, okay,

I-I see what
you're doing here.

You're blowing me off.

After I went through
the trouble of composing

an original keytar score
for my presentation.

Marty, I love your
idea, and I...

I loved that score.

It was haunting.

Okay? You are...
You're-you're a rock star.

But you're not gonna do
anything with it.

N-Not at this juncture, no.

O-Okay.

Look around you, Pat.

This room is filled

with some of the greatest
minds in the world,

and we're not gonna keep
bringing you innovative ideas

if we think it's pointless.

Fortune favors the bold.

And we are bold.

And we cannot-- nay,

nay--

we will not

be taking this anymore.

Who's with me?!

So are you saying
we'd, like, quit?

No, no, no, no.
Not-not-not quit, per se,

but we won't be working.

PAT: Uh...
(clears throat)

You-you can't stop working.

(quietly):
I know. Okay.

Okay, we will be working, but...

we just--
we just won't be taking this.

I'm kind of losing the
sense of what "this" is.

* *

Hi. I'm Ingrid Katay. I'll be
representing Thaxton Capital,

the owners of the Pit Stop.

It's so nice to meet
you. I'm Dave John...

Uh, Dave,

what are you doing?

That's the enemy.

Calvin, this is
a mediation.

The whole point is
there are no enemies.

And you must be Mr. Butler.

How are you today, sir?
(Calvin chuckles)

Wouldn't you like to know?

Good afternoon!

I'm Judge Fred Lampin,
retired,

and I'll be presiding
over this mediation.

It's nice to meet you, Your
Honor. I'm Dave Johnson.

This is
Calvin Butler.

Good afternoon,
Your Honor.

And I must say, you look
very judgmental today.

You know,
I watch all the judge shows,

and, I got to say,

I can't believe
you don't have one.

Those shows make a mockery
of the judicial system.

That's why I tell my wife
to turn them shows off.

Hey, Emelia.

Thanks for getting
the gang together.

It was a rough day.

No.

Come sit
next to me.

Oh. Ah...

You don't want to sit
next to Derek. I get it.

I get it.

I don't know
about you,

but I really
needed a drink. Mmm.

I applied the
Tsiolkovsky equation

so many times today,

my cortex
was about to melt.

(laughs)
Yeah, I've been there.

Listen,

I was really taken

with what you
said earlier.

Thank you. Thank you.

You know, I put so much thought
into that presentation.

The thing that I find most
interesting about Venus is...

I don't care about Venus.

That's just
an insane thing to say.

The way you spoke to Pat,

it was so... bold.

Hmm.

I've never seen
anyone at work

be so passionate.

They're all just really
uncomfortable and awkward.

(both laugh)

I can't even
remember the last time

I made eye contact
with someone at work.

Ain't nobody else coming.

You inspired me, Marty.

To be bold, to take chances.

And now we're here.

Yeah.

Do you want to
take a chance, too?

Well, I...

Oh, all right.
Whoa, whoa.

That's not
a good idea.

That's not what
your lips said.

My lips weren't
saying anything because

your teeth were on them.

Your Honor, you've
read the contract.

It is right there
in black and white.

Clearly, the large sum
of money we paid Mr. Butler

has given him
plenty of free time,

which he's now
using to waste ours.

You see?

I told you not to be
friendly with her.

It's frivolous.

You're frivolous.
DAVE: Okay.

I-I think we need

to lower the
temperature here.

Your Honor, with
all due respect,

the sum my client
was paid

is not
the issue here.

He feels like
they are

using his image
in bad faith.

INGRID:
Okay, if I may

draw Your Honor's attention
to page 18 of the agreement.

Mr. Butler
relinquished

all rights to
the name and likeness

associated
with Calvin's Pitstop.

Is this your
signature, Mr. Butler?

Yes, it is,
Your Honor,

but you have
to understand,

it was next to a very
large check at the time.

So your legal argument
is you got distracted?

More like seduced,
Your Honor.

Calvin, please, I'm
the professional here.

Let me do my job.

But you're
not doing anything.

Well, you're not
letting me talk.

Your Honor,
what are we doing here?

Judge, can I see you
in chambers?

I don't have chambers.
We're in an office building.

There's a dentist
across the hall.

Okay, Your Honor,

then I'll say this in
front of this rude lady.

This caricature
of me is defamatory.

It looks nothing like me.

I agree.
Thank you.

And if it looks
nothing like him,

by definition,
it can't be defamatory.

CALVIN:
Wait... Wait...

Wait a minute.
That's not what I meant.

I'm inclined to agree.

And combined with
the wording in the contract,

it's an easy decision
to allow the current owners

of Calvin's Pitstop to
continue use of the name

and image.

I think we're done here.

Wait... No,

I appeal!

I'm taking this to the top.

You mean the Planet Fitness
on the third floor?

I don't like her.
I know.

You know, sometimes
I wonder what

I'm even still
doing at JPL.

Nobody cared about my idea.

Except Emelia.

But then, that
gave her other ideas.

You know what
would drive her away?

Hmm?
Bust out your keytar.

Man, Prince played keytar.

Did he turn women off?
You are not Prince.

Please, please, please!
Finish the test.

Gemma, is it really necessary

that everyone take this test?

Uh, yes, because you took it,

and it said that
you should have a career

in music and teaching.

It nailed you.

So I'm going to keep
making people take it

until I can prove
that it's stupid.

And I'm done.

Okay, come on, be wrong,
be wrong, be wrong, be wrong.

Aerospace engineer.

Damn it!

I mean, technically,
my degree is in...

Oh, spare me,
Marty. Malcolm?

Huh? Uh, well,
I got, uh... (chuckles)

...mushroom farmer.

You did?
Yeah.

No, you didn't.

No, uh...

Yeah, you're right.
I got sports management.

Oh, crap.

Gemma, you can't
take this so seriously.

Worst case scenario,

Grover's a
lighthouse keeper.

That's a
terrible scenario.

He'd be alone
in a tower

flipping
a light switch.

Well, what happened
to all that stuff about

letting kids be
whatever they want to be?

Oh, please, that's for
other people's kids.

I-I don't want
to be here.

Calvin, come on.

You wouldn't
let me mediate,

so at least let me help you

work through your feelings.

Now,

this is called
exposure therapy, so...

let's expose ourselves.

Say what?

Calvin, what
is it about this place

that's so upsetting?

Everything.

All right, can you be
a little more specific?

I used to walk into this room,

and I was the most
important person here.

Everybody needed me.
Now look at me.

(laughs mockingly)

Welcome to Calvin's.

Can I offer you an IPA?

Calvin, they are
not mocking you.

They're celebrating you.

This place is called
Calvin's because

it is a name
that the community

trusts and loves.

And now you'll
be remembered.

I mean, maybe
not in the way

that you
would have chosen,

but isn't it amazing

just to be
remembered at all?

I'm not dead, Dave.

That's it. I'm leaving.

Okay, no, wait, just...

As a therapist, I've never said
this to a client before, but...

I think you should have a beer.

Hey, buddy.
What are you watching?

SpongeBob.

Of course.

Can we talk
for a sec?

Yeah, sure.

I don't want you
to ever feel like

I'm going to be disappointed

if you follow
your own path in life.

No matter what you become,
when you grow up,

the only thing that matters
is that you're happy.

Is this about that career test?

Yeah.

And even if you
end up doing something

from the olden days
that you didn't even know

was, like, still a thing,

uh...

Your dad and I will support you.

Mom, I have to
confess something.

I just filled in random
answers on that test.

You did? Why?

Well, you made us
take a test

at lunch. It was cutting
into my kickball time.

Oh, thank God you're
not a lighthouse keeper.

No, Mom, I told you,

I'm going to the NBA.

Ooh, nothing but net.

Oh, I love that sweet,
delusional child.

See, this place
isn't so bad, right?

Yeah, it's okay.

And I guess a beer
is a beer,

no matter how
stupid the name is.

Here you go, Calvin.

Two Sticky
Piston pilsners.

On the house.

Why?

Come on, man. You're a legend.

You used to fix
my dad's car. '78 Jag?

Oh, yeah.

Cheetah seat covers,
with a million miles on it.

You got it.

I made a grip off his dad.

Still runs great. You hungry?

How about a Calvin's Favorite?

Okay, you know what?

Here's the thing
about the Calvin's Favorite.

It's not Calvin's favorite.

If you're going to make
a dish with my name on it,

it should be something
I'd actually eat.

Like a gas station hot dog.

Ah.

Let me talk to the chef.

Maybe he could put a spin on it.

Okay, that's what
I'm talking about.

You know,
Dave's Faves

would be
scallops, but...

Nobody's talking
about Dave's Fave.

Uh, Calvin?

Yeah?

We just want to say
we love your place.

Well, you know,

it's not my place, per se, but,

uh...

You know, it wouldn't
be here if it weren't for me,

so, I guess you can
argue it's mine.

Hey, everybody,

a toast to the original Calvin.

(crowd cheers)

I think my work
here is done.

Uh, can I get a selfie?

Sure.

You know... (sighs)

...I don't
normally do this,

but, uh, hey, everybody,

get out your phones.

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