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I wanna fly
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it's been a long time I'm waiting for you at night
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oh are you okay Bunny what's the matter baby
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come on Jay
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cheer up a little
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it's been what 4 or 5 months since the bitch dumped you
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hey Lisa's not a bitch dad
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no she's interesting and honest
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she's an honest interesting bitch
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she just knows what she likes
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honey you know what your problem is
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you are too wonderful
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you are you are a kind gentle sweet spirit
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a little naive
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you know girls your age just don't get you
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they're stupid honey
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they're dumb
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let's face it
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it's time to move on let it go
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forget Lisa
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she's not worth it
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mom you're doing it again with your post hippie
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psychological New York bullshit all right
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putting the label on something putting it in a box
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you know like
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please don't lecture me on girls of my age okay okay
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I'm just trying to help you do what blossom
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Voila
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I just need your signature here
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you see Julian in Ghent
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you meet the most beautiful girls of Europe
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it's bad eh
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he's my son
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he's a musician
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yeah but he just broke up with his girlfriend
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oh I'm sorry to hear that
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but she was too square to live with an artist
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anyway I don't really know who he is
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so don't pay any attention to what he said okay
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but why can't we just send Jurian to that place
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and see then what happens
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okay that is the most ridiculous idea
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Frank tomorrow
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we are going to make an appointment and see what's what
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if it's not what we thought
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we'll blow the whole thing off okay
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okay
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okay
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oh
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queen egg
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yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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the Dick and Dave
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Dick and Dave
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Mohawk from the Eye of the Jews
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okay
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hey eg
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we're having a good time Mel yeah
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you're pretty drunk old man huh drunk
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no no no no no
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better be happy and drunk man
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than to be sober and depressed
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it's very deep Dad
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I'll put that
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I'll write that down
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write it down hey
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you know my son
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how many relationships I had before I met your mother
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you know
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I don't want a lot of relationships Dad I just want
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I just want to find the right one
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of course of course
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but Jane just live your life the easy way
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and then when you see a moment go and grab it no
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you guys decent brilliant
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hey she's gonna go for a walk around town
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you want to come no I don't think so
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your mother feels a little bit sick
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oh God I'm gonna hurl
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oh wait okay go
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hold your hair back
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it's better to go around and have a good time
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alright see you later yeah bye bye
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hey what
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no what come
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maybe you can go to this cute little place
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it's called taboo
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see that boom
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what is that a strip club or something
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Dad I'm not really in the mood for it
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no it's not a strip club
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it's a place where I used to go to
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tiny little restaurants nice
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you don't have to huh
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if you don't want
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well I'll check it out
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all right hey and
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all right and don't go fucking McDonald's
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well don't give her anymore no no no no he's right
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sorry sorry Mike
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you scared the life out of me
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oh hi sorry I just wanted to get something to eat
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oh well um we were about to close
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oh okay that's too bad
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this place is recommended to me
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it's really cool it's well
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anyway thanks wait
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Andrea
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Stick that
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steak
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never been in Belgium before
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isn't that obvious
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have a nice meal oh thank you
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shall I prepare it for you oh
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yeah you're probably gonna have to
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MMM
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that's good
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um excuse me
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you're not gonna make me drink
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this whole bottle of wine on my own are you
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sorry
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would you like to share some wine with me
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I shouldn't
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so
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but you know in the end
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I guess you just didn't believe
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that I could make it as a musician
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or she really hated the music that I was playing
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no well it was really heavy metal
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rock ballads at the time so
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but now she's living in Portland with a sexologist
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so you know sexologist
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she's happy oh my God
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I wouldn't like it I think
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I think I'd feel like being studied in bed all the time
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yeah tell me about it like what
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does he have a little checklist that he goes down and
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no your leg wasn't in the right position there
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and your arm was
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oh no no the debriefing session would just be too much
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I couldn't handle it
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I'd like a musician
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me too
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it's hard to find the right person though huh
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come on what about you
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wow what's there to tell
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you know as a little girl
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you have all these ideas about romance
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but then you make some mistakes
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and you learn from them
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and life goes on
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but I'm not unhappy
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so nobody special
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I haven't met the right person either
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except maybe once
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but I was far too young now
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to find too young
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not all enough
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do you consider me too young
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how old are you
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I'm old enough
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how old are you
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young enough
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went to the shop in our garden
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turns out it's my heart
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when you sing your magic heart try belly dancing on my
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fill me up fill me up
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see you
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get enough for you Julie
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where have I been
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where have I been mom
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where haven't I been oh my god
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are you okay
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I feel better yeah
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oh dad Dad Dad Dad Dad Dad
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thank you so much
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I took your advice
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I saw my moment and I grabbed it
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you got laid
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oh dad it was much more than that
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please all I want to know is that you wore a condom
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and that's all I want to know mom please
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I'm in love
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so what happened
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don't leave out the quarry details
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okay okay so
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after I left you guys at the hotel
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I went and wandered around for a little bit
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and then I went to the restaurant that you recommended
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The Taboo in The Lonely Planet
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so what Frank you sent him there
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no mom mom it's fine
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it was wonderful really
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I was the last person in okay
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and I met the owner Barbara
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oh my god she is gorgeous
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and can I say we just clicked
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to make a long story short we IX you grog
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if you know what I'm talking about huh
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hello earth to parents you okay
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what's up
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it seemed the right choice
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at that time
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not to tell you the truth
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not to tell me not to tell me what
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Julian
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you were born
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here
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here
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I was born here what's he talking about
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when Barbara and I met her
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she was 14 you know Barbara well I knew our parents
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yeah and well maybe we made a mistake
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not that you are a mistake
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no no honey
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when I first met your father
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and I held you in my arms for the first time
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it felt so right
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like you were my own baby
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what are you talking about
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Honey
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Barbara is your real mother
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it was an accident
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oh
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Barbara
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Frank
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yeah okay
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keep breath
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child
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I am
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