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Sva� m�
Byla jsi to ty?
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Ano a chce� m� za to potrestat?
Mo�n� p�r na zadek
ti pom��e
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Ticho d�ti
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Jsi sv�tov� pr�m�r?
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To m��� od paty?
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Seb
Nechce� mi p�e��st n�jak�
rom�n?
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Co si to d�lal?
Kraviny...
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Julie, je�t� nesp�?
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Ne, Seb mi je�t� bude ��st
na dobrou noc.
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Sebe, na d�lce nez�le��!
Daleko v�c na ....
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Catherin!
U� jdu
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Dobrou noc
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Na jak� d�lce?
(mal� sa pretvaruje)
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(Je tu plno chyb, ale byla
to d�ina p�epsat v�echno, tak na to
berte ohled :)))))
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Jinak d�kuji Jarmovi, �e se to kone�n�
poda�ilo sehnat
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U�itel: Pohlavn� styk
Za�neme s modelem
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Skoro v�echno vis�
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Pod�vejte: Mu� je�t� nen�
vzru�en�
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Je to �loha �eny, aby se
vzru�il.
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Cel� to nechejte na n�.
Zapome�
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Pro�?
Je to rozumn� a n�n� bytost
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A nast�v� Erekce
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Mohli by jsme spolu
d�lat tolik v�c�
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D�le je to
Penetrace
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Mysl�m, �e mezi
n�mi n�co je
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Je�t� jste spolu nemluvili,
tak co mezi v�ma kurva m��e
b�t?
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Ale vypad� fakt dob�e
Ot�zky?
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(nie�o mu po�epkal:)
Ano
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�au, Manu.
-Nazdar Cec�lie
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Rozd�me si to dnes?
- Jasan.
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�au kluci
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Jak v�m to jde?
Bude n�co?
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U� jste to d�lali?
Jo, minule.
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Ale chci to nechat otev�en�,
nechci z�stat jen p�i jednom...
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Mysl�te na George Michaela?
'sex is natural, sex is good'.
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Z�le�� na tom, jak to d�l�te.
Mysl�m sex.
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Clarisse je tu.
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D�lej si cochce�, j� se porozhl�dnu
Halo, jsem Manu
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Jdem tancovat
- Jasan.
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Sevas, Clarisse.
- �au-KO.
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Jak?
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To je TATU? M� r�d lesby?
- Jasan.
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O 2 ROKY POZD�JI
Bylo n�m tak dob�e. - Zapome� na tu p��u.
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Zapome�, bude n�kdo
lep�� ne� ona
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Nikdy nebudu m�t nikoho
rad�i ne� Claris
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O DAL�� 2 ROKY POZD�JI
Sophie a j� jsme si byli tak bl�zc�
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Zapome� na n�, vyzkou�ej
n�co nov�ho
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J� tu b�sn�m o m� nejv�t��
l�sce a ty kurva o sexu
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P��TOMNOST
Kluci, Elode je ��asn�
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Sakra, ty jej� kozy
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A kdy� jsme byli posledn� v
kin�, vylila se j� kola na tri�ko
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To vedle tebe sed�la skoro
nah� a ty ....
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...a pod dvou t�dnech m� nechala
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Zase t� n�jak� ut��
l�ska chod� ne�ekan�
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Sebe, jsi je�t� mlad�
Ser na to, je�t� se na�uk�...
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Pod�vej na m�, byl jsem do Julie
dlouho zamilovan� a te� je to pry�
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Jak to jde?
-Celkem dob�e.
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Je�t� tro�ku a m��em to spustit
Fajn, to jsem r�da
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M�m pro tebe d�rek
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P�n v obchod� pov�dal
, �e se ti to bude l�bit
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�sp�n� lid�...
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Mysl�, �e jsem �sp�n�?
Jasn�
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To je perfektn�
Ja.... d�kuji
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Nem� za co
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WhazzUp Seb?
To je Seb.
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Mus�m v�m n�co ��ct
v�em, jak jste tu
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Holky jsou tu proto, aby jsme
je p�efikli
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Cel� den jsem na tebe myslel
co d�l� z�tra ve�er?
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V kin� d�vaj Spidermana.
-N�jak� �ensk�?
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Ne, hraje mi tu televize
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Po tob�
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Nezn�me se n�hodou ze �koly?
- Nemysl�m
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Audiovizu�ln� �urnalistika.
Jo odtud t� zn�m.
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A ty jsi ten co cht�l nato�it pr�ci
o dosp�v�n� na z�chodech
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Jo, to jsem j�
Cht�l jsem ...
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00:07:50,040 --> 00:07:55,840
Co si mysl� o t�ch jeho prac�ch?
J� ��k�m, �e v�echno je pro n�co dobr�.
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00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,840
Jasn� ?
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00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:03,680
�au zlato, dej mi...
tvoje ��slo a n�kdy si to rozd�me
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00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:05,360
H��j, no tak.
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00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:09,680
Jak ti to jde tyg�e?
- Sbalil si j�?
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00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:13,560
Z�tra za�ne �kola
tak j� sbal
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00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:15,280
Pokud nejste spolu��ci
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Nebo potom to bude v�n�
a ani se nenad�je� a BUM
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00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:19,520
Ze sloven�tiny p�epsal Petr
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J� ho �eru, sly�el si ho?
Sly��m dob�e, zat�m.
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00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:27,040
V� o tom tvoje holka?
- Nee�.
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00:08:27,480 --> 00:08:30,520
V�, co se ��k� o holk�ch
na vysok� �kole?
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�e kdy� se rozhodnou jdou
p��mo za sv�m c�lem.
-Super.
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00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:39,160
Ne v�n�, jinak bude�
m�t pr�ser
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00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:44,600
Dnes budou v�echny le�et
p�ed tebou s rozta�en�ma nohama
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00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:48,320
Sly�el jsi to?
Sly��m dob�e.
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00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:59,560
Ta v�n� mi je pov�dom�.
To jsem byl asi j�.
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00:09:01,680 --> 00:09:06,760
Jdu si trochu zatancovat, nejde�?
Ne, d�ky.
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00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:09,800
Tak poj� ty...
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00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:19,800
Jak se m�?
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00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:23,400
A kdybych byl smrteln� nemocn�
tak taky ne?
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OK, p�esta�
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00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:29,840
Pusinka..
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00:09:35,960 --> 00:09:38,560
Vole Manu, je ti dob�e
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00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:40,400
M�l jsi hodn� fazol�?
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A jak se jmenuje�?
- Carla.
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00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:47,320
T� br�o, to je p�kn� jm�no.
�pan�lka?
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00:09:49,200 --> 00:09:53,280
Dy� je to celkem norm�ln�,
jen se tomu nebra�
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00:09:55,080 --> 00:09:58,080
Zkus n�jakou melodii
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00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:03,040
Hej k�mo,
te� nem��e� p�estat
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00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:07,440
M��e� j�t
-Myslel jsem, �e je to Manu
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00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:11,160
Co je?
-J� jsem ticho
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00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:14,320
Dob�e
V� jak na d�v�e zap�sob�?
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00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:18,840
Vtipy o jej�ch prdech?
Ne, to nezab�r�!
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00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,200
Zabralo by to na mn�?
NE!!!
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00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:24,760
V �em je tv�j probl�m?
-M�m pln� m�ch��
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00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:37,920
Ahoj, C�cile.
Si p�i�la a� te�?
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00:10:38,080 --> 00:10:42,640
Nemohla jsem se odtrhnout od
televize a potom d�vali vra�edn� pob�e��
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00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:46,680
V�echno OK
Jo, jo
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00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:49,160
Aaa, m��u ti p�edstavit ....
- Huli� David.
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00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:52,080
David, jasn�
- Ahoj.
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00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,840
Manu, jdu tancovat
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00:10:57,160 --> 00:11:01,040
Nebyl jsi pr�v� �aramantn�
Nemohl jsi v�d�t, �e je to ona
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00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:06,440
K�mo, m�l by jsi ji vid�t.
Ale, alespo� ti jednu nevrazila
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00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:12,520
Te�, kdy� jsme v�ichni
chci v�m n�co ��ct.
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00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:17,440
Z�tra po��d�m Marionu o ruku.
-Co? Nen� to un�hlen�?
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00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:21,560
OK, mo�n� to je brzy.
Ale rozum�me si.
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00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:25,040
m�me stejn� pl�ny
-Hovo�il jsi s Cec�li�?
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00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:29,680
Ne a co s t�m m� Cec�lie?
-Cht�la by, aby jsme ud�lali dal�� krok
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00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:31,400
To je fajn.
-To jo
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00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,200
D�m v�m radu,
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00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:36,000
Nenechte si vl�zt �enskou do soukrom�.
Proto�e, kdy� se tam dostane... BUM
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00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:38,000
Ani za boha u� j� nedostanete
pry�
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00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:43,200
Nejd��v za�ne s �e�mi,
porod� d�cka, ty vyr�staj....
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00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:47,520
a d��v ne� se vzpamatujete
houpete se v k�esle jako star� d�dek
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00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:50,560
No a co si j� na to pov�dal?
-�e pop�em��l�m.
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00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:54,840
Chce se mi zvracet.
-No tak to jsme dva.
J� je nech�pu
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00:11:55,000 --> 00:12:00,440
A p�itom toho moc nechceme
Ob�as ku�bu, anal a nebo aspo� vyhonit
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00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:12,480
�au kluci, pr�v� jdu z baru
Potkala jsem tam jednu k�mo�ku
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00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:18,080
Chci v�m j� p�edstavit
Aha tam je. Lucie
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00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:27,360
Mus�m j�t
r�no m�m �kolu
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00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:37,640
Je�t� chvilku
-Vst�vej...
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00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:41,320
U� budu ....
-Ud�lala jsem ti sn�dani
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00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:49,560
Je p�kn�, tak furt nespi
Sn�dan� je hotov�
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00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:04,880
Sakra
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00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:06,960
Sebe, kde jsi?
-Neum� klepat?
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00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,560
Honil sisi ho?
-Co?
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00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:12,120
Uka�, nic nepov�m.
-Vypadni
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00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:16,360
Mami, Seb si honil p�ro
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00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:23,320
Babi�ka tu z�stane jen m�s�c
-Ne, pokud se tv�j otec nepostar�
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00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:25,560
J� jsem nic neud�lal
-Ne
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00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:29,560
babi�ka je v�n� nemocn�
nem��u j� nechat samotnou
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00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:39,920
Cht�l by jsem
-Fa�ista Kurt ....
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00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,760
Mami, to je Seb
Pus� ho
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00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:46,920
Kdo je Kurt
-Nev�m, nikdo
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00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:51,840
Co um�el d�da, ob�as si na n�ho
vzpomene. - Nem�m se ti na
to pod�vat?
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00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:55,840
Dr�ela t� dost siln�
Nestalo se ti nic?
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00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:59,720
Mo�n� to byl jej� tajn� ctitel
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00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:04,360
N�mec. Nesmrteln� l�ska.
-Ta co nikdy nepust�
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00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:09,720
Budoucnost m�di� je v transformaci
A p�itom bude tvrd� boj
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00:14:09,880 --> 00:14:12,920
A tento boj bude taky va��m bojem
Chci, aby jste byli nejlep��
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00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:17,000
A vy budete nejlep��, ud�l�te projekt....
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00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:22,480
... kter� bude del�� jak 12
a opakuji 12 minut
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00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:26,880
Nato��te sakra dobr� av-materi�l.
Kameru a p��stroje budete m�t k dispozici
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00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:30,920
M�m tu osobn�n�m�ty
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00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:36,000
Tak�e, m�m dobrovoln�ka
na prvn� t�ma?
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00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:42,280
(ukazuje mu posunkovou re�ou)
(�e m� dobr� sluch)
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00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:42,800
(vlastne �uch)
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00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,160
"tak som si tro�ku usrala"
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Pane Kibarian
-Ano?
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00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:57,160
Chcete sv�j prvn� �kol?
-Ano, ano
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00:14:57,320 --> 00:15:02,360
Dob�e a kdo bude pom�hat
p�novi Kibarianovi?
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00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,960
Na schodech byla z�cpa
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00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:15,800
Kurva ne.
-Kurva jo, hodn� �t�st�
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00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:18,000
Sexu�ln� ml�d�
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00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:31,680
Franku, co tu d�l�?
-Pro tebe....
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00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:34,600
Aaa, Fialky.
- Poslouchej ...
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00:15:34,760 --> 00:15:41,080
P�em��lel jsem o tom a l�b� se mi
a ty jsi pov�dala a j� ....
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00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:44,320
Rovnou ti pov�m, �e nem�m
z�jem o man�elstv�
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00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:50,080
No, jasn�.
- Co�e?
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00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:54,120
Fla�ka od piva.
- Pokoj 4
(keby ste vedeli, �o s tou fla�ou robil)
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Marion ?
- Poslouchej Franku
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00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:03,560
Z�ejm� jsem se nevyj�d�ila jasn�,
mo�n� si to vid�l �pln� jinak
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00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:07,880
V�echno p��li� urychluje�
Je mi 21, ch�pe�? 21!
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00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:12,600
Ch�pu a nechci ti nic br�t, ale kdy�
za�neme ted
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00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:16,880
Nechci se te� uv�zat na 50 let ....
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00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:22,200
Do prdele, krv�c�
- Ale j� t� tak miluji
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00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:27,200
Poslouchej Franku, nev�m jak ti to m�m ��ct
Ale �ivot je kurva
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00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:28,960
Je konec
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(n�vod na prech�dzanie cez
cestu pre blond�ny)
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00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,000
(a to ofocen� si nevezme?)
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AAAAAHHH
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00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:42,000
(dobr� suk�a)
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00:16:42,440 --> 00:16:45,440
Si v po��dku?
- Ano, d�kuji.
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00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:50,880
Kterej debil tu nechal tu ta�ku tak polo�enou.
- Moje �e�.
191
00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:56,080
Co se d�je?
- Zakopla o tvou ta�ku
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Aha, tak je to teda
Zakopla o mou ta�ku
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00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:02,960
A ja �e sa rozcvi�uje.
No, m��e b�t
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00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:08,720
Jdu si sednout
M�j se
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00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:20,880
To si furt takov�?
Z �eho si kurva tak frustrovan�?
196
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:25,560
M�me se spolu u�it.
To je perfektn�, ne?
197
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:30,480
A co je na tom nejlep��, pokud propadnu
tak let�m ze �koly
198
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:36,200
Tak�e si vem tu sprostou knihu
a pus� se do pr�ce
199
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:52,040
Hele, celkem pom�h�, kdy� se
do t� knihy kouk�
200
00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,600
Ty vole.
201
00:17:57,760 --> 00:18:01,200
Tady se p�e, �e kluci
kdy� dosp�vaj
202
00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:04,000
onanuj� v kuse neomezen�
203
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:07,600
r�di p�itom pou��vaj� voln�
dostupn� v�c�, jako ....
204
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:11,920
fla�ky, �lupky od ban�ny,
jablkov� kol�� (american pie)
205
00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:15,560
...a dokonce uva�en� �pagety.
V�d�l jsi o tom?
206
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,280
M��e� tro�ku poti�ej�?
207
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:20,440
Onanuje� p�edse ne?
- Jednou za m�s�c
208
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,640
V �em je probl�m?
- Nem�m probl�m
209
00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:25,320
Styd� se...
210
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,560
Ne
- Ale ano!
211
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:31,400
Styd� se!
- Tak dob�e, hon�m si ho ka�d� den!
212
00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:44,480
Dob�e, u� jsi spokojen�?
M��em te� pracovat?
213
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:10,720
Manu, m��e� mi d�t chvilku pozor
na psa, jsem za chvilku zp�t.
214
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:13,080
Jasna�ka.
215
00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:22,800
Pros�m v�s..
- Ano?
216
00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:29,720
M�te tento model i v �ern�m?
- Pod�v�m se.
217
00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:35,600
Mohla by jsem si tu vyzkou�et
i spodn� pr�dlo?
218
00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:43,480
Po�kat!
Skryt� kamera?
219
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:47,920
Ne, hrozn� m� to vzru�uje
220
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:58,360
No kdy� chcete
Jdu zamknout vchod
221
00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:04,880
Dob�e, a� jsme sami.
- Hned jsem zp�t
222
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:12,440
P�ekvapen�!
223
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:17,480
Nem�te �kolu ?
224
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:23,880
Jdem s kamar�dkama na piknik
do parku, jde� taky?
225
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:28,720
No ne��k�m, �e nechci j�t
ale v�.....
226
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:35,360
Mus�m d�t pozor, ne� se Johan vr�t�
- Nevad�, r�da i pom��u
227
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:40,600
Ne, je tu hodn� lid�
Nechci t� p�ipravit o ob�d
228
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:45,680
To je hnus maj ti n�vrh��i
v�bec rozum?
229
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:55,760
��k�m, �e n�kdy v�bec nemaj�
vkus, to se p�edse
230
00:20:55,920 --> 00:21:02,600
ani ned� po��dn� obl�ct
- Dobr� ps��ek, chce� je�t�?
231
00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:07,000
Co si ty mysl�?
Nevypad�m v tom tlust�?
232
00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:11,720
Ne, jsou to blbci.
- J� t� miluji.
233
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:14,120
Naschle.
234
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:16,720
Naschle
- Naschle sle�no
235
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:21,240
Tak�e dne�n� menu:
brokolicov� sal�t s ovocem
236
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:28,720
Co se to stalo s Cec�lii?
237
00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:32,280
Ja si mysl�m,
�e je celkem mil�.
238
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:37,000
Bydlet spolu s kamar�dkou je fine
m� sex kedy chce�.
239
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:41,000
Hele, nebol� t� prava�ka?
240
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:45,280
J� by jsem to dkykoliv ud�lal
jen kdyby Jenny...
241
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:49,360
Chci to alespo� jednou zkusit
- N�co ti pov�m
242
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:51,960
Nava� si �pagety
243
00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:57,080
Nacpi je do ch�apk
a str� ho do n�. Je to....
244
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:01,560
And you, what's your name ?
- Veronica.
(anglicky predsa vieme:)
245
00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:04,080
Veronica. Very good name, ..
246
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,600
Poslouchej Manu.
- V pohod�
247
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,800
You are from Italia ?
- Ano, z Ben�tek
(n�zvy tal. miest �a�ko prekladaj�)
248
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:16,120
P�ekr�sn� m�sto.
- Jo, ��asn�
249
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:22,040
Francie je ale lep�� ne� It�lie
Ve fotbale jsem v�m to nandali
250
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:25,040
M�te prachy ?
NE
251
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:28,760
Nebu� takov� �krt.
Ty t�� jsou �pln� na�haven�
252
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:33,920
What do you want to drink? Bier, Cervezza ?
Jean-S�bastien...
253
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,080
Na zdrav�!!!!
254
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:50,400
Pozor.
- Kurva Franku, 3 rozp�len� cizinky
255
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:54,640
140 Frank� za pivo ti nesta�ilo?
- Chci Marion
- Franku?
256
00:22:54,800 --> 00:23:00,840
Marion, j� t� miluji.
- Rychle na o�et�ovnu.
257
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,720
Poj�me
258
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:10,960
Tak�e to je definitivn� ne?
- Za t�den se nic nezm�nilo.
259
00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:16,160
Ani co se n�s t�k�?
- Ani co se n�s t�k�!
260
00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:20,840
Prost� to nen� ono.
Tak a je to.
261
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:24,800
Dobr� den.
- Dobr� den
262
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:29,400
V� n�zor, pan Fecomb?
- Naru�en� an�lu ciz�m objektem!
263
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,160
Neh�bejte se.
264
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:36,240
Natrhnut� stahovac�ch sval�.
Bol� to ?
265
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:40,520
To je logick�.
Co bylo p���inou sle�no Dumal?
266
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:44,680
Rozyt� teplom�r,
erotick� hra�ka, ...
267
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:47,400
... fla�ka od piva!
268
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:52,240
A co bylo d�vodem pro toto zran�n�
pane Beveraggi?
269
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:57,200
Nejsem psychiatr, ale podle m�
nahrazov�n� sexu
270
00:23:58,360 --> 00:24:00,640
Pokra�ujte, pokra�ujte...
271
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:04,080
Nedostatek sexu vyvolal skrat
my�len�, vlivem hormon�
272
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:05,840
D�kuji, jdeme d�l
273
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,760
D�kujem sle�no.
274
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:12,040
Odvahu chlap�e
A �ampa�sk� nepij!!!!
275
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:26,800
Jak ti m��u pod�kovat?
- P��t� zkus kytky
276
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:37,400
Je mi to l�to.
Z�ejm� jsem ti d�vala v�c nad�je....
277
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:42,480
ne� jsem si myslela
Z�stanem p��tel�?
278
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,800
Pro� si nat��� nohy?
279
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,600
P�esta�!
280
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:12,600
Mn� poser
281
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:17,760
Sex, v� co to je?
- Sex? Jo, v�m co to je....
282
00:25:17,920 --> 00:25:23,880
- J� u� jsem m�la plno kluk�
- Rocco m�l jinou, ale te� m� m�.
283
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:27,440
Mn� vzru�uj� takov� mal�
d�v�ata, akor�t po pt�ka
284
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:29,120
Miluji m�ho kade�n�ka
285
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:30,800
A potom se j� ho takhle
vrazil ...
286
00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,280
Sodomie se hodnot� taky ne?
287
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,000
Na d�lce p�ece nez�le��
288
00:25:35,120 --> 00:25:39,600
Nejd��v pomalu do pusy
a potom a� po koule
289
00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:43,120
Orgazmus ?
O tom nic nev�m???
290
00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:46,320
�au filma��...
291
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:50,760
Co ty tu d�l�?
- Byla jsem si koupit nov� CD Britney
292
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:56,400
Tvoje p��telkyn�?
- Jo, jsme spolu��ci
293
00:25:56,560 --> 00:26:00,520
Virginie moje sestra, Lucie
M�ma v�, �e si tady?
294
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:04,560
Ne, je s babi�kou
Ud�lejte rozhovor i se mnou
295
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:09,000
No, puber��ka je�t� nem�me.
- Sly�ela jsem to
296
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:14,720
Nem�m moc zku�enost�
Ale m�m star��ho bratra
297
00:26:14,800 --> 00:26:16,000
Neza��nej s t�m
298
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:18,560
Co zase?
Co je na tom tak hrozn�
299
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:23,440
P�esta� m� buzerovat
Poslechnem si co si o tob� mysl� ona
300
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,040
Pokra�uj.
301
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:32,080
Ten je ze sexu �pln� vyma�t�n�
Neust�le mus� onanovat
302
00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:37,400
Pov�m v�m p�r p��kladu:
na WC, ve spr�e
303
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:42,640
ve �pajzu
Ur�it� by zaplnil cel� porno film
304
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:46,040
Podle mn� to nen� �pln� norm�ln�
305
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:49,840
A potom ten smrad
a bordel, kdy� skon��
306
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,440
Aspo� by mohl po sob� uklidit
307
00:26:52,640 --> 00:26:56,680
I moje kamar�dky ��kaj�
�e je to nechutn�
308
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:58,920
Nem��u je�t� jednou?
309
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:04,320
Pornohv�zda
Nen� to p�irozen�, ale
310
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:16,840
Sakra to je nepo��dek
- Uklid�m z�tra tati...
311
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,360
Dobr� den
- Dobrej, jdu pro POEF
(co to je hned uvid�te)
312
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:24,920
Myslela jsem, �e p��jde� pozd�j�
- Kdo to je?
313
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:27,360
V po��dku tati, j� se o n�j postar�m
314
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,040
Poj� za mnou
315
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:43,440
To je ono?
- L�b� se ti? Je pohodln�
316
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,360
Je pro moj� p��telkyni
317
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:49,600
U� jste to d�lali na POEF
318
00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:54,800
J� jsem to u� vyzkou�ela a je to
neuv��iteln� dobr�
319
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:57,800
Opravdu?
320
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:04,560
Co je na tom tak super?
- Kec�, ty fakt nev�?
321
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:08,280
Jsi fakt zlat�
- A jak to funguje?
322
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:12,920
Dob�e, uk�uti to.
z toho bude m�t nejv�t�� radost
323
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,600
Tak, nejd��v to urovn�m
324
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:20,320
Poj� sem
Uk�u ti to. Sedni si
325
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:24,440
J� si sednu takhle
Budu navrchu
326
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:29,640
V� pro� cht�j b�t holky naho�e?
- Vlastn� bych byl rad�� j� navrchu
327
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:33,040
V� pro�?
Kv�li feminismu
328
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,600
(na co asi mysl�)
329
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:42,440
U� to za�alo.
- Vezme� to?
330
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,120
J� vezmu p��bor
331
00:28:49,240 --> 00:28:51,600
Co to m� na sob�?
332
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,200
Super sexi
(to je Lucie)
333
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,400
Ako Las Ketchup.
334
00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:00,760
Co ��k� na�e pornohv�zda?
335
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:05,360
Nechce� si sednout na POEF?
- HM, ne d�kuji
336
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:14,080
Koukni se na m�
- Podej kameru
337
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:19,160
Koupila sem ti tyhle bikiny
L�bi se ti?
338
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:23,480
Pamatuje� si je�t� na n�ho?
- Jo, Roberto
339
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,840
Vypad� teda jako typick�
��r�k
340
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:30,080
Ne ka�d� je tak posedl� sexem
jako ty
341
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:38,440
A na toho si pamatuje�?
- Paolo
342
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:42,680
No, byl celkem mil�
- D�l� si prdel, byl to fe��k
343
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:47,360
No, mo�n� by st�l za h��ch
344
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:03,400
Chcete to vyzkou�et?
J� jsem cht�l POEF! Ne
345
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:05,640
Podej mi ty �pagety
346
00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:22,400
M� ten recept
- Nezapome� na paramaz�n, d� jim chu�.
347
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:27,920
Nez�stane� je�t�? Zavol�m pak taxik
- Ne, u� chci j�t
348
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:32,600
Dob�e jsem se pobavila
Ur�it� zavolej
349
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:36,960
J� se z toho pozvrac�m
- Ahoj
350
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,440
�au.
351
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:48,480
Co j� na mn� vad�? M�l...
Si v po��dku?
352
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,880
Pro� se hejbe?
353
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,680
Dob�e
354
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:07,640
D�lali jste n�co v informatice?
- Program na v�dej l�k�.
355
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:12,240
N�jak mi nen� dob�e
356
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:19,320
Studoval jsem na �kole historii
ale neud�lal jsem maturitu
357
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:24,360
Tak jsem �el na informatiku
358
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:31,320
A tak jsem p�i�el jsem
K v�m na tento pohovor
359
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:36,760
A, motivuje v�s....
- Supemotivuje.
360
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:45,920
Chcete je�t� n�co ��ct
k va�im doporu�en�m?
361
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,320
Je v�m dob�e?
362
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:52,040
Zkurvysyn
363
00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:58,680
Promi�te, j� to uklid�m
- D�kuji, to nen� t�eba
364
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:01,440
Jasn�, nechcete abych to uklidil
365
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:11,160
T�k, p�kn� zav��t
a do ko�e
366
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:15,600
Berete m�?
- Je�t� se v�m ozveme
367
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,640
Co je�t�?
368
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:23,720
Nazdrav�. Jd�te u�
Vypadn�te
369
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:34,680
OK OK, ud�lalo se mu zle
370
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:38,680
Tak? Jdeme?
- Ano
371
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:46,080
Kdo to je?
- Benjamin, m�j syn��ek.
372
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:51,200
A mal� pika�u vyslal
na zl�ho draka elektrick� blesk.
373
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:56,240
T�m mu zastavil srdce a drak se
musel vr�ti do sv� PikaLopty
374
00:32:56,400 --> 00:33:00,680
Tak�e proto chod� st�le pozd�
- Ano, ale mamka mi pom�h�.
375
00:33:00,840 --> 00:33:04,240
D� na n�ho chv�li pozor?
Mus�m j�t na z�chod.
376
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:08,080
Co s t�m m�m d�lat?
- To nen� ��dn� v�c.
377
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:14,160
Ticho, zlato.
Maminka se hned vr�t�
378
00:33:26,880 --> 00:33:30,800
Ne, j� nejsem t�ta
Vysv�tl�m ti, jak to je
379
00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:34,200
Kdy� se maj� t�ta a m�ma r�di
tak maj d�ti
380
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:36,000
Velk� huba
- Lh��
381
00:33:36,160 --> 00:33:37,720
Potrhl�.
- Bezo�ivec.
382
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,520
Kurva.
383
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:45,760
Dob�e, jsou vid�t velk� pokroky
M�te je�t� n�jak� ot�zky?
384
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:53,240
D�kujem, c�t�m se mnohem l�p.
- Ano, je n�m opravdu dob�e.
385
00:33:53,400 --> 00:33:55,520
Tak�e p��t� t�den
386
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,720
Neplakal?
- Ne
387
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:13,840
Poj� zlato.
Zahrajem si na kon��ka
388
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:17,120
��kal mi "tati"
- Co �ikal?
389
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:22,600
No, ��kal mi "tati"
- Co jsme se u�ili, "m�ma"
390
00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:24,800
(mama ma emu,
ema mele m�so,
ema, kde m� mamu?)
391
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:28,240
Co si mu to nabul�koval?
- Nic, za�al s�m
392
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,240
Co jsem m�l d�lat?
393
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:34,880
Asi se podob�m t�tovi
- Nezn� otce
394
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:41,080
Poj�te dovnit�, to je v� bratr?
- To je m�j syn
395
00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:44,480
J� s t�m nic nem�m
- Samoz�ejm�
396
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:46,600
Poj�te d�l
397
00:34:48,360 --> 00:34:52,240
Jak� je om��ka?
- Co na tob� vid�? Jsi takov� b��dil
398
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:56,280
Nen� moje p��telkyn�
akor�t m� d�t�
399
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:59,400
J� sem babi�ka?
- Vsad�m se, �e neuh�dnete kdo je KURT
400
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:03,160
Jak kr�sn� um� zm�nit t�ma
401
00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:08,000
Tvoje babi�ka ho poznala ...
- Na nudistick� pl�i
402
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:11,680
Nene, podle mn� to bylo
�pln� jinak
403
00:35:11,840 --> 00:35:16,360
Ur�it� to bylo jinde, co by tam
babi�ka d�lala?
404
00:35:16,520 --> 00:35:19,200
Dnes jsem byl u sexuologa
405
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:23,520
Jak�ho sexuologa?
- Ale to nic
406
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:29,880
Nem��u j�t bydlet do babi�ina bytu?
- Kolikr�t ti to m�m opakova, �e NE!
407
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:33,960
Dejte si ovocnou ���vu, tu m� zlato
- Je dobr�?
408
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:42,560
Je�t� st�le v pubert�?
- Nech m� na pokoji.
409
00:35:42,720 --> 00:35:45,200
Nic se ned�je...
Ani to neni vid�t
410
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:48,920
Te� jsem si vzpomn�la, ta p�rty
Nechce� p�j�it mejkup?
411
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:52,920
M�m te� pro v�s novinku
412
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,680
Holky jsou tu pro n�s, aby jsme je
413
00:35:55,760 --> 00:35:57,600
P�EFIKLI
414
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:15,240
Tady koktejl jen pro tebe
Franky speci�l
415
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:21,760
Odte� jsou mi v�echny holky u prdele
416
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:24,280
Mu�i jim nesm� podlehnout
417
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:30,160
Jdu pozdravit kamar�da
a potom se vr�t�m
418
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:32,920
Tak�e p��jde� nazp�t
419
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:42,840
Nebu� takov�, Manu, nem�m to r�da
- Co je?
420
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:46,400
Ahoj Sebe
- ��kal jsem, �e uvid�me
421
00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:49,360
Chce� n�co k pit�?
- Ne, m�m dost
422
00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:09,680
Jsi tu u� dlouho
- 20 minut
423
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:19,120
Omlouv�m se za to co se stalo
Nem�la jsem o tom mluvit
424
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:23,680
Kdy� mam menzes, v�dy jsem takov�
- Co?
425
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:28,280
Menzes m� roz�iluje
426
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:36,480
No, aspo� v�m, �e m� nem� za
takov�ho blba
427
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:41,320
Co je?
- Co to m� na �ele?
428
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:44,760
Chyb� ti mejkup
429
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:49,680
I tak to nevad�, Jenny stejn�
v t� tm� nic neuvid�
430
00:37:49,840 --> 00:37:52,280
Pro� Jenny?
- Pro� asi
431
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:58,160
Nejsem p�ece slep�
V�etky ty kecy o vnit�n� kr�se
432
00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:03,960
Dob�e, tak je p�kn�
Mam se kv�li tomu vykastrovat?
433
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:07,000
No, d�lka je dost d�le�it�
434
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,960
Ne, neboj to byl vtip
435
00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:17,360
Ne, opravdu, pro� v�echny jako Jenny
jsou anorektick� p��i?
436
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:21,320
Proto�e kladou p��li� d�raz na
zevn�j�ek a ne na charakter
437
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:26,520
Ale ne, to tak nen�
Opravdu si to mysl�?
438
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:31,360
Jasn� �e jo
Ale ty j� to uk�e�
439
00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:57,920
Co je mal�, to je hbit�
- Co je mal�, to je hbit�?
440
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:01,440
Zapome� na to.
�, to je Senzus
441
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:57,960
Tak�e, jak jsi se rozhodl
- No cht�l bych to ��ct takhle
442
00:39:58,120 --> 00:40:02,200
Chci ti pod�kovat
P�em��lel jsem nad t�m
443
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:05,960
Cool man, cool.
- Hej, cool.
444
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:10,480
P�em��lel jsi nad t�m
- Ano a....
445
00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:16,520
Nemohl by si si to j�t foukat n�kam jinam?
- V klidu vole
446
00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:26,920
Nejsem �pln� p�ipraven�
�pln� se zav�zat
447
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:33,320
Ne, ne pokud nechce�, aby jsme
bydleli spolu tak nic
448
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:38,720
Ale, to spolubydlen�, to jsem cht�l
to mi nevad�
449
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:46,200
Co ��k�? To je ano?
- Ano, mysl�m, �e jo.
450
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:50,120
Perfektn�, j� t� miluji
451
00:40:51,240 --> 00:40:56,160
Poj�me si zatancovat
- M��u j�t je�t� na WC
452
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:04,800
(hopla)
453
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:24,000
Opravdu chce� tancovat na tuo
p�se�
454
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000
(po�me bujak)
455
00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:08,400
Kurvadr�t.
456
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:23,760
Manun se ke m� nast�huje
- Nekecej
457
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:31,240
Co je ti?
- Nic, gratulujem
458
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:42,800
Opravdu, jsi v po��dku?
- Jasn�, bav�m se je to skv�l�
459
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:56,240
Promi�, nen� mi celkem dob�e.
460
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:01,920
Co se stalo?
- V�echno je v po��dku
461
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:14,440
Wau.
To neni cool
462
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:19,880
A nakonec, kdy� se zp�t
v prach obr�t�
463
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:25,080
m��e se �lov�k pod�vat zasebe
a ��ct:
464
00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:28,280
Ano, j� jsem takhle �il
465
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:34,000
Tak, jako by m� p�nb�h prov�d�l
celou dobu
466
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:39,600
Tak jako jihoafrick� mot�li pro�iji
cel� sv�j �ivot za jedin� den
467
00:43:39,760 --> 00:43:43,960
Ale �lov�k bude st�le p�e��vat
v srdci zn�m�ch
468
00:43:44,120 --> 00:43:49,040
Ano, Simone Duchet �ila dlouho s n�mi
469
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:51,400
M� n�jak� divn� pohled?
470
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:55,680
Cel� rodina se tu se�la z �ist� l�sky
k tob�
471
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:59,320
Ti, kter�m jsi dala �ivot....
472
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:05,240
Byt v centru m�sta
Co? U� se nechce� odst�hovat?
473
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:11,960
(bla bla)
474
00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:14,120
Amen.
475
00:44:14,840 --> 00:44:19,240
Odm�tnut� je sou��st �ivota
476
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:22,200
Jedin� zp�sob jak to p�ekonat je na
to zapomenout
477
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:27,640
Je�t� hodn� �en t� odkopne
478
00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:31,880
Odkopne, no ...
- Pros�m t�, je ti 20
479
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:36,320
J� v�m, co znamen� odkopnout
480
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:39,960
Pokud ti to pom��e tak to nem�
��dn� vliv
481
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:43,400
na sexu�ln� v�konnost mu�e, pr�v�
naopak, jen ho to pos�li
482
00:44:43,560 --> 00:44:50,240
Nadr�enost: Charakteristick� m��skou
erekc�
483
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:55,080
Pocit viny je
pro tebe typick�
484
00:44:55,240 --> 00:44:59,000
J� nejsem ob�
- No tak, mus� se vzchopit
485
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:02,640
Jen m�j o�i otev�en�
486
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:06,120
Sv�t okolo je pln� p��le�itosti
487
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:08,560
Ahoj mami.
- Ahoj zlato
488
00:45:08,720 --> 00:45:11,400
Clarisse ?
- M�j se
(pozn�v�te?)
489
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:17,240
Jean-Claude ?
- Ne Frank, chodili jsme spolu na st�edn�
490
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:22,760
No jasn�
Na st�edn�
491
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:30,320
Aha, nevzpom�n� si
- Nem�m �ajna
492
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:37,000
Cel� �ivot se zm�n�
V�echno se zm�n�
493
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:43,400
A kdy� d�t� roste, m� hodn�
starost�. Ale je to super
494
00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:46,840
Podle mn� to zvl�d� naprosto
perfektn�
495
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:53,960
Kdo je na t� fotce?
- Benjamin�v otec
496
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:56,480
Byl to stra�n� mil� kluk
497
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:06,160
Nec�t� tu n�co?
- Jo, smrd� to ��dn�.
498
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:10,680
Kdo se n�m to pokakal?
Ud�lali jsme hov�nko?
499
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:17,640
Jdu ho p�ebalit
a potom se pust�me do pr�ce
500
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:23,640
Kdyby jsi m�l hlad, tak si vem n�co
z ledni�ky
501
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:27,280
To je v pohod�, nejsem hladov�
502
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:38,840
Tak kam si to schoval?
503
00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:43,920
Jak jste se sezn�mili s Benjaminov�m otcem?
- Bylo to na orgi�ch v Poprade
504
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:47,080
Bylo mu 30 a je�t� nezkou�el trojku
505
00:46:47,240 --> 00:46:50,400
Opravdu zaj�mav�
- Jo, d�tinsk�
506
00:46:51,240 --> 00:46:55,200
Ben si ani neprdnul
Ulo��m ho do post�lky
507
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:57,720
Nevid�l si jeho zaj��ka?
- Jeho co?
508
00:46:57,880 --> 00:47:02,080
Jeho zaj��ka, takov� had��k
s modr�m zaj��kem
509
00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:04,560
Bez n�j nem��e sp�t.
510
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:06,080
A je to .
(ale sa namakal, chlapec)
511
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:11,400
Co? Je to nak�ivo?
512
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:17,160
Tak jak pokra�ujete?
- No byli jsme p�rk�t venku
513
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:20,240
Ty a d�v�e?
- Kdo je Clarisse?
514
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:26,840
Moje ex
- Ne, jen tak oby�ejn� ex
515
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:34,240
Byla prvn�, co...
Vlastn� to nen� zaj�mav�
516
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:42,200
Co to m�?
- Co�e?
517
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:45,360
Co d�l� m�j mal�?
Uka� mamince, co to m�
518
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:47,880
Co to je?
519
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:53,840
Je to n�koho?
520
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:03,920
K U R T
proto�e Kurt je nejlep��
521
00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:06,800
(tak�e to je babi�in Kurt)
522
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:12,520
Poslouchej, nem�li by jsme sehnat
taky n�co pro n�s?
523
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:16,440
Na co zem�ela tvoje babi�ka?
524
00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:21,480
Podle soudn� pitvy to bylo krv�cen�
vyvolan� elektrick�m �okem
525
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:33,200
(nat��anie)
(jasne, �e viem aj japonsky :)))
526
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:35,600
P�kn� ve�er
527
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:39,440
Ahoj Franku, Jak se m�?
Poj� d�l
528
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:48,360
Sem r�da, �e si se zastavil
U� je to hrozn� d�vno
529
00:49:48,520 --> 00:49:55,400
Sch�z� se je�t� s Manem a Sebem?
- Jo, ob�ase se v�d�me
530
00:49:55,560 --> 00:50:00,400
A ty? Co d�l�?
- Zalo�ila sem si vlastn� firmu
531
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:03,960
Nen� ti pov�dom� n�zev?
In-Jek-Ont Entreprise ?
532
00:50:04,120 --> 00:50:08,760
No, zn� to dost japonsky
Exoticky
533
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:13,000
Nen� to...
- Ano, na�haven� d�v�ata, cool ne?
534
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:15,880
No samo, je.
- Poj� se mnou
535
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:22,640
Toto je studio
To je Michael, kameraman.
536
00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:24,480
Zdrav�m.
537
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:31,720
Ty, ty ...
- Ano, nat���m amat�rsk� porno
538
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:38,120
Je demokracie a ka�� m� pr�vo
vybrat si zp�sob ob�ivy
539
00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:44,360
N�co mus�m p�edse d�lat
A toto um� d�lat ka�d�
540
00:50:44,520 --> 00:50:48,840
Nat���me klasiku: or�l, vaginal, anal
541
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:51,840
V� o tom tv� m�ma?
542
00:50:52,000 --> 00:50:58,040
Mysl� si, �e je to super. Vyd�l�v�m si tak
na pr�va
543
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:02,560
Co si mysl� ty?
- No podle mn�....
544
00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:06,280
Nev�m
jeslti bych to dok�zal
545
00:51:09,640 --> 00:51:11,560
M��em to zkusit
546
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:17,560
L�b� se ti to?
547
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:24,480
Co je s tebou?
- Nev�m
548
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:31,480
Nejd��v to byl ten POEF, te� film
U� t� to se mnou nebav�?
549
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:36,000
J� v�n� nev�m
550
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:42,320
Mo�n� se to zase vr�t�
- To nevad�, fakt nevad�
551
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:47,360
M��e se to st�t ka�d�mu
552
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:52,200
Ud�lej n�co, chlap�e
553
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:58,560
P�inese� mi zmrzlinu?
554
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:18,800
OK. Nem�te zaco
Naschle
555
00:52:19,240 --> 00:52:21,720
Pro dne�ek dost
556
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:27,440
Nen� brzo?
- Za��tek je v osm
557
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:32,760
Co je?
- Nic
558
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:40,200
Nev� kde je Cristina? M�la dabovat
- Ode�la s Jean- Claudem p�ed 10 min.
559
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:43,960
Co? Pot�ebuju m�t tu kazetu
do z�t�ka hotovou
560
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:47,960
Pot�ebuji n�koho m�sto n�
V�te jak se dabuje?
561
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:53,360
Tak�e ve skratce
562
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:57,720
Budete ��st text co b��
pod obrazovkou
563
00:52:57,880 --> 00:53:02,920
Je�t� n�co z d�je
Jano a Pamela se miluj�
564
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:09,400
Ale ona ho podvedla s jeho matkou
tak�e j� to chce oplatit s jej�m otcem
565
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:13,560
Nezn� to t�ce
- I tak p��jdem je�t� p�ed filmem
566
00:53:13,720 --> 00:53:18,880
Jd�te bl� k sob� a po��dn� otv�rejte pusu
Jedem
567
00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:27,480
Tady si Pamelo
- Pro� si cht�l, abych p�i�la?
568
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:32,280
Cht�l jsem si ulevit... Sakra
- Stop
569
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:36,240
Ve va�� rodin� se d�d� dislexie?
570
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:43,760
Zkus�me to je�t� jednou
Tak 28. pokus
571
00:53:43,920 --> 00:53:47,640
Jemu se to �ekne
- Tak se trochu p�emu�
572
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:54,360
Tady jsi Pamelo
- Cht�l jsi se mnou hovo�it?
573
00:53:54,520 --> 00:53:59,280
Dnes r�no jsem se pod�val na m�ho pip�ka
a on byl stra�n� mal�
574
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:03,440
To je mi l�to, Johne
- V� co by jsem cht�l?
575
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:06,480
Cht�l by jsem ho m�t jako �erno�i
aby jsem uk�zal Samant�, co je to slast
576
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:11,520
Nev�m, jestli t� pot��m, ale ani M�a
ho nem� o moc v�t��
577
00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:15,680
Ale j� t� miluji
- Pamelo, j� t� taky miluji
578
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:17,480
Pros�m?
579
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:21,080
V�dycky, kdy� si s n�m hraju, mysl�m
jen na tebe
580
00:54:21,240 --> 00:54:24,520
Hraje� s n�m?
Chce� ��ct....
581
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:28,040
No v�, tah�m a ma�k�m....
582
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:34,480
Sv�j�m se p�itom a v�echny m� my�lenky
pat�� jen tob� Lucko ... Pamelo
583
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:37,160
Jdeme od posledn� v�ty
584
00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:41,280
A v�echny m� my�lenky pat�� jen
tob� Pamelo
585
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:45,840
Oh, Johne mysl�m , �e jsem
si u��rnula
586
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:50,600
Je to jako tenkr�t na chat�, kdy�
jsem zdolala 30 fotbalist�
587
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:55,200
Pamelo
- Johne
588
00:54:57,720 --> 00:55:00,080
Polibek!
Polibek!
589
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,000
(bozkaj� sa)
590
00:55:06,240 --> 00:55:08,000
(cmuk - cmuk)
591
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:10,960
St�ih. Dob�e, to beru
592
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:16,720
Dob�e, u� m��ete p�estat
593
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:23,440
Bylo to dobr� ne?
594
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:28,480
Jo, po 3 hodin�ch....
595
00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:36,960
Na�la si zaj��ka?
- Nem��u ho nikde naj�t
596
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:43,200
Jako by se do zem� propadl
- Ztracen� v Pa��i
597
00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:50,160
Co je?
- Nic, jen jsem p�em��lela
598
00:55:54,440 --> 00:56:01,160
No? Co by jsi cht�l?
- Co�e? Co t�m mysl�?
599
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:05,000
Bude to komedie a nebo drama?
600
00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:12,080
Cht�li jsme se kouknout na film, ne?
- Jo, vyber ho ty
601
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:15,640
Vlastn� toho nem�m moc
602
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:20,280
Pardon.
- Nevad�
603
00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:23,840
Romeo a Julie?
- Toho m�m v pa�i
604
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:31,440
M�j hrdina
(let me be your hero baby, mhmmm)
605
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:42,320
Ud�lej si pohodl�
Hned jsem zp�t
606
00:56:44,280 --> 00:56:48,120
M�l jsi zl� sny, mil��ku?
607
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:55,800
V�echno je v po��dku, nepla�
P�kn� si lehni
608
00:56:55,960 --> 00:56:58,240
Tata?
- To nen� t�ta
609
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:04,400
To je Seb. Je nadr�en�.
Co je? Kde m� zaj��ka?
610
00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:10,680
Te� t� maminka zakryje
611
00:57:12,720 --> 00:57:16,400
Rozcvi�ka ?
- Spadnul mi kondom
612
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:20,880
Nevid�m ho, nevad�.
- Pod�vej se do �upl�ku
613
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,080
Prvn� �upl�k
614
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:04,440
U� sp�
615
00:58:13,520 --> 00:58:17,320
Co je ti?
- Nic
616
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:23,520
Nevad� ti, �e je tu Ben s tebou?
- Sem matka a on m�j syn
617
00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:29,280
Nemyslel jsem to tak, ale co kdy� otve��
dve�e a uvid� t� p�i sexu?
618
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:35,280
... bude to m�t pro n�j n�sledky do
konce �ivota
619
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:40,120
Necht�l bych to n�jak usp�chat
V�?
620
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:45,960
A to ��kaj�, �e chlap neum� b�t
romantick�
621
00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:53,360
Sakra, ten je mali�k�.
622
00:58:57,880 --> 00:59:03,080
Sebe, chci si p�ipravit pt�ka na nat��en�
- Minutku
623
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:07,880
V�te, �e je to te� celkem fine?
Bydlet spolu, ��dn� nervozita
624
00:59:08,040 --> 00:59:12,720
L�b� se to i Cec�lii?
- Nev�m, ale mysl�m, �eje OK
625
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:17,080
Pro� se potom tak tv���?
- Opravdu je to v pohod�
626
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:22,440
Je mezi n�mi to neuv��iteln� pouto
Fakt jo
627
00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:29,040
Jen se sm�jte kret�ni,
ne v�echno je o sexu
628
00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:33,640
Co? m��e� to zopakovat?
- Ur�it� ti ho ani nevykou��
629
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:37,120
Sklapni Pinokio.
S Luci� to je ur�it� lep��, co?
630
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:41,880
Po ur�it� dob�, u� sex nen� to
hlavn� ve vztahu
631
00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:45,920
U� nep��kl�d� ruku k d�lu?
- U� ne
632
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:50,360
Te� je mezi n�mi zdrav� vztah
pln� l�sky
633
00:59:50,520 --> 00:59:55,280
Zkou��me u� spolu sp�t
- To je super
634
00:59:57,520 --> 01:00:03,560
A co je nov�ho v pr�ci?
- Za��n�m se do toho pomalu dost�vat
635
01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:07,080
Do�asn�, ne� nenajdem n�co jin�ho
Opravuji r�zn� p��stroje
636
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:09,760
Nic, zaj�mav�ho
- Je to n�ro��?
637
01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:16,320
Ani ne
Ale chci p�ej�t na po��ta�e
638
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:18,360
Na n�s!
639
01:00:24,080 --> 01:00:27,880
Je to dob�e, �e se m�me
v�cihni tak dob�e
640
01:00:29,240 --> 01:00:31,680
To m� sakra pravdu, vole
641
01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:36,760
Z�tra m��u p�ij�t a� po jedn�
- My p��jdeme v p�l jedn�
642
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:43,200
(�aa, American pie 1 :))
643
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:25,200
(Super hudba)
644
01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:54,400
Je otev�eno
645
01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:19,640
Sekundu.
646
01:02:25,520 --> 01:02:30,120
M� se?
- Dob�e, jako v�dy, poj� d�l
647
01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:50,520
Mus�m je trochu p�ih��t
648
01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:52,520
J� to ud�l�m
- Ne, nech to
649
01:02:54,360 --> 01:03:00,520
Nevyraz�me n�kdy na v�kend
Ne moc daleko
650
01:03:02,280 --> 01:03:06,240
Tro�ku si u��t.
- Dobr� n�pad.
651
01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:16,760
Vynikaj�c�! Um� celkem dob�e
va�it.
652
01:03:17,240 --> 01:03:21,080
Chci v�m n�co ��ct
- Nev�m, co je to za chu�
653
01:03:21,240 --> 01:03:25,080
M� n�jak� zvl�tn� ingredience?
- Ne, nic zvl�tn�ho
654
01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:29,400
Lidi, poslouchejte, cht�l bych...
- Tu chu� odn�kud zn�m
655
01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:33,800
Parmaz�n
- N�jak� kvalitn�j��
656
01:03:33,960 --> 01:03:36,720
J� nec�t�m nic
- Asi to bude ska�en� m�slo
657
01:03:36,880 --> 01:03:41,360
Ne, t�m to nen�
- Je to takov� slan� chu�
658
01:03:41,520 --> 01:03:44,160
J� nic nec�t�m
- Je tam n�co...
659
01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:49,520
Nev�m, jak bych v�m to....
- M�m to! (n�jak� ko�en�)
660
01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:55,360
�eby to bylo ono?
- Frank v�m chce n�co ��ct.
661
01:03:56,360 --> 01:04:02,400
OK, Tak teda, ..
Hraji v jednom filmu
662
01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:05,080
Co?
- Tak to je par�da
663
01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:06,840
A o �em to je?
664
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:22,320
Kurva
- U� se na to vyka�li
665
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:26,720
Nakonec, z�ejm� nebyl jej� prvn�
- Nejde mi o Colarris
666
01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:29,520
Tak�e o Franka.
- Nech to tak
667
01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:36,360
Nebu� takovej, cht�li jsme si p�ece
u��t Ne?
668
01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:39,520
P�esta�
- A s ��m?
669
01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:43,720
P�esta�, ��d�m
Lucie, p�esta�, nem��u se soust�edit
670
01:04:46,680 --> 01:04:50,520
Ze��lel jsi?
- Promi�, ale to lecht�
671
01:04:50,680 --> 01:04:55,680
Co t� lecht�, tady?
Anebo tady n�?
672
01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:01,520
P�esta�, u� chci ��dit
(ona sa smeje s pln�mi �stami)
673
01:05:08,240 --> 01:05:10,400
Co je te�?
674
01:05:11,400 --> 01:05:13,200
Om��ka.
675
01:05:13,320 --> 01:05:14,880
To byla nehoda
676
01:05:15,040 --> 01:05:18,040
P�esolit om��ku, to je n�hoda
677
01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:22,120
Ale ud�lat se do n�
- Neroz�iluj se nad t�m
678
01:05:22,280 --> 01:05:26,160
Jen jsem se nechal un�st, tak jako ty
s Benov�m otcem
679
01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:29,840
Mysl� si, �e jsem oby�ejn� �lapka?
Mysl� ?
680
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,520
Pro mn� je to prost� t�k�
681
01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:39,240
A pro mn� to nen� t�k�, kdy� Ben�v
otec �ukal sekret��ku, kdy� jsem byla t�hotn�
682
01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:44,800
Ty jsi jedin� s probl�mami
- Uklidni se, �li jsme si sem u��t
683
01:05:44,960 --> 01:05:48,920
Jasn� m�me v�kend, aby jsme si u�ili
Tak se poj� te� proj�t
684
01:05:49,080 --> 01:05:52,480
Co se roz�iluje�
si jako mal� holka
685
01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:04,160
Ach tak.
tak�e jako mal� holka
686
01:06:05,800 --> 01:06:12,520
Super, v� co k�mo, trhni si
687
01:06:47,600 --> 01:06:50,000
(a ja, �e ako sa to pou��va)
688
01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:11,200
Sakri�.
- Sem doma
689
01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:18,680
Otev�i
690
01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:20,600
Co to d�l�?
- Nic
691
01:07:20,760 --> 01:07:23,640
Otev�i
- Hol�m se
692
01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:33,120
Tak dost, otev�i
- Hned budu hotov�
693
01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:52,160
Mamnu, mus�me si promluvit
694
01:07:53,280 --> 01:07:56,640
Dobr� r�no, pane
Jsme p�ipraven� na operaci?
695
01:07:56,800 --> 01:08:02,280
Douf�m, �e u� v�m je l�pe.
Spolu s moj� kolegyn� jsme ...
696
01:08:02,480 --> 01:08:04,960
Co je ti?
Stopni to.
697
01:08:05,120 --> 01:08:09,800
Co je ti?
To je kv�li tob� co pov�dali Seb a Manu?
698
01:08:10,760 --> 01:08:14,080
Pro� t� tr�p� co t� mysl�
Je to tv�j �ivot
699
01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:18,960
J� v�m, ale
chci t� m�t jen pro sebe
700
01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:22,240
Nem��em to ud�lat na�im fanou�k�m
701
01:08:22,400 --> 01:08:26,680
Ani m�me, ale stejn� m� p�ch� jen ty
702
01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:33,600
A co Lucie?
- Od t� doby co jsme se poh�dali, nic
703
01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:38,960
M�me te� p�est�vku
A co nov�ho u tebe?
704
01:08:39,120 --> 01:08:41,680
Minule jsem za�il �ok
705
01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:46,240
Manu, mus�me si promluvit
- A o �em?
706
01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:49,480
Zahla jsem ti
707
01:08:49,640 --> 01:08:53,480
Co?
- Ani j� nech�pu, ale vtip je...
708
01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:57,720
V�, s holkou....
709
01:08:57,880 --> 01:09:01,920
Co to ��k�?
- Moje spolu�a�ka Magali, ona je BI
710
01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:05,680
��kala jsem j�, �e se nem��e�
vzru�it
711
01:09:05,840 --> 01:09:08,080
Tak�e.
712
01:09:08,240 --> 01:09:11,200
To je ta s POEF?
- To je ona.
713
01:09:12,680 --> 01:09:14,440
P�esn� to ��k�m i j�
714
01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:17,360
To je v�echno
- To neni v�echno
715
01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:23,800
Potom jsem si s n� pov�dala
A chcem to zku�it na trojku
716
01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:25,880
Co si o tom mysl�?
717
01:09:26,040 --> 01:09:29,920
Na trojku. Na trojku?
- P�esn�
718
01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:35,080
M�m pocit, �e j� ztr�c�m
Ztr�c�m kontrolu
719
01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:37,720
Ten pocit zn�m
720
01:09:37,880 --> 01:09:42,040
Mus� ud�lat v�echno proto, abys
j� ud�lal ��astnou
721
01:09:42,200 --> 01:09:45,840
�, n� p�cha�
- Ahoj, m��u?
722
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:53,280
M�m sm�lu na holky
Je to jejich vag�nou
723
01:09:53,440 --> 01:09:58,560
Clarisse m� tou jej� cel�ho ovl�dla
A Marion v ordinaci t�
724
01:09:58,720 --> 01:10:03,360
Dob�e, ned�v� to moc smysl, ale co
d�v� smysl, ne? M�jte se.
725
01:10:05,040 --> 01:10:08,680
Je to jako Oidip�v komplex
(??)
726
01:10:09,400 --> 01:10:12,120
Po��dn� velk� komplex
727
01:10:13,920 --> 01:10:17,680
Jak se mlad� stav� k sexu
728
01:10:17,840 --> 01:10:21,160
Ml�de� je pln� sexu.
729
01:10:21,320 --> 01:10:26,600
Z�le�� jim hodn� na jejich v�konu
, je to jako ve sportu
730
01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:29,560
P�esn�
- Velmi zaj�mav�
731
01:10:29,720 --> 01:10:32,920
P�epn�te to
D�vaj� dokument o liposukci
732
01:10:33,080 --> 01:10:35,960
Ticho Virginie
D�v�me se na pr�ci tv�ho bratra
733
01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:43,520
Dy� je to jen takov� mont�
-.... objevovat ....
734
01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:47,000
... ale taky odhalovat
735
01:10:47,200 --> 01:10:48,680
- To je jeho holka!
736
01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:52,000
Co je na tom nejt잚�?
737
01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:57,800
N�koho milovat, znamen� akceptovat
ho, jak� je...
738
01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:00,000
dobr�, zl� i jeho chyby
739
01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:04,800
P�i tom je t�eba se nau�it koukat
i na sebe a zm�nit se
740
01:12:38,160 --> 01:12:44,320
To jsem j�, vol�m ti proto
�e nem��u p�ij�t
741
01:12:44,480 --> 01:12:49,840
P�elo��me to teda na z�tra
- Ne, j� u� tak d�l nem��u
742
01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:54,080
A nep��jde� za mnou?
- Pro�?
743
01:12:54,240 --> 01:13:01,040
No tak Franku, u� to nemus�me
d�lat p�ed kamerou, bylo n�m p�ece fine
744
01:13:01,200 --> 01:13:03,520
No, mn� bylo
745
01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:07,200
Mo�n� by jsme si to mohli rozdat
746
01:13:07,360 --> 01:13:10,160
Tak se m�j
- Taky se m�j
747
01:13:11,200 --> 01:13:15,760
Dob�e, tak�e budu tv� zl� pan�
- Ano
748
01:13:23,120 --> 01:13:28,200
Ahoj.
- Po� d�l, Magali tu je�t� nen�
749
01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:31,600
Ja jsem ... tady...... pro tebe
750
01:13:33,360 --> 01:13:37,200
To je poprv�, jsou p�kn�
751
01:13:38,880 --> 01:13:41,440
Poj� d�l
752
01:13:48,120 --> 01:13:49,480
Sexu�ln� ml�d�
753
01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:53,040
Virginie, tv�j po�ad u� skon�il
754
01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:12,480
Nem�m n�ladu se s tebou h�dat.
- M��u se na n�co zeptat?
755
01:14:12,640 --> 01:14:17,200
Jeden kluk chce or�l s v�st�ikem
M�m mu ho ud�lat?
756
01:14:17,360 --> 01:14:20,720
To mus�te v�echny myslet jen
na sex?
757
01:14:20,880 --> 01:14:27,760
Ne, to je poprv�.
Odpov� mi?
758
01:14:34,840 --> 01:14:38,320
Co to m� b�t?
- Ik heb nog nooit gezoend.
759
01:14:38,480 --> 01:14:42,200
Je�t� jsem se nel�bala a chci
za��t pusou
760
01:14:42,400 --> 01:14:43,800
Jak ti to jde Lucie?
761
01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:46,240
Zamiloval jsem se do n�
- A co te�
762
01:14:46,400 --> 01:14:50,640
Chce� byt jako babi�ka, co si
40 rok� hr�la s Kurtem?
763
01:14:50,800 --> 01:14:52,560
To je komplikovan�
764
01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:56,360
Tak�e bude� d�lat, jako �e se
nic nestalo?
765
01:15:04,360 --> 01:15:08,440
Jo, je tu jeden probl�m s kazetou
766
01:15:13,120 --> 01:15:17,360
Jsem lep��
- Z�le�� jen na technice
767
01:15:17,840 --> 01:15:20,280
Aha, jsem �ampi�n
768
01:15:24,560 --> 01:15:27,360
8-6
�ampi�n vyhral.
769
01:15:27,520 --> 01:15:30,720
J� ho postav�m
a ty p�iprav munici
770
01:16:15,480 --> 01:16:17,600
Dobr� r�no
771
01:16:35,560 --> 01:16:38,720
No u� bylo na �ase, poj�me
- Po�kej
772
01:16:39,360 --> 01:16:43,680
Co je?
- Promi�, ale kazeta je zni�en�
773
01:16:44,680 --> 01:16:49,960
Co?
To je vtip .
774
01:16:50,120 --> 01:16:54,040
M��e� mi vysv�tlit jak j� teda
pust�me?
775
01:16:54,200 --> 01:16:59,840
V� jak moc ty body pot�ebuji
Co za....
776
01:17:03,120 --> 01:17:08,200
Te� se pod�v�me co si pan Kibarion
a sle�na Capion...
777
01:17:08,360 --> 01:17:12,400
... p�ipravili na t�ma Sexu�ln�
ml�d�
778
01:17:12,560 --> 01:17:18,160
Pane, m�li jsme takov� probl�m
s videem
779
01:17:18,320 --> 01:17:21,600
Aha, tak�e beru jako 0 bod�
780
01:17:29,120 --> 01:17:32,360
Ale m��uto prezentovat
- Pros�m...
781
01:17:47,920 --> 01:17:52,000
Tak�e jsme vid�li p��sp�vek a m��eme
to shrnout
782
01:17:52,160 --> 01:17:56,040
do kr�tk� teorie
783
01:17:56,200 --> 01:18:00,920
Vezm�te si m� jako p��klad
Chlapec tou��c� po sexu
784
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:06,720
Kdy� mi bylo 16, poznal
sem svou prvn� l�sku Clarrise
785
01:18:06,880 --> 01:18:10,720
Ale nikdy jsem se nedostal ani
do bl�zkosti postele
786
01:18:10,880 --> 01:18:15,160
Te� je mi 19 a nic se nezm�nilo
787
01:18:15,320 --> 01:18:20,960
M�j n�stroj m��� 15 cm, kdy� m���m
od ko�ene p�i erekci
788
01:18:21,120 --> 01:18:24,800
Co� je br�no jako sv�tov� pr�m�r
789
01:18:24,960 --> 01:18:30,120
Ale nikdo nechce b�t pr�m�r
Myslel jsem si, �e m� ex byly super
790
01:18:30,280 --> 01:18:35,800
Ale te� si mysl�m, �e to nebyla
prav� l�ska
791
01:18:37,720 --> 01:18:41,360
Te� jsem poznal n�koho ke komu
j� c�t�m
792
01:18:42,200 --> 01:18:46,120
C�t�m velice moc
Bohu�el jsem se chval jak hlup�k
793
01:18:46,280 --> 01:18:52,400
D�lal jsem blbosti, vyhonil jsem si
ho do �paget
794
01:18:55,360 --> 01:19:00,520
Nejsem ��dn� hrdina, ��dn� mnich
jsem takov� jak� jsem
795
01:19:00,680 --> 01:19:04,200
... hlup�k co neum� projevit sv� city
796
01:19:06,040 --> 01:19:10,760
(teraz tu je nejak� pou�enie na z�ver)
797
01:19:10,920 --> 01:19:15,600
(ka�d� nech si dopln� to svoje,
aby n�m dok�zal presved�i� Lucie)
798
01:19:19,480 --> 01:19:21,440
To je v�echno
799
01:19:22,880 --> 01:19:27,000
Nechcem b�t mu�em, kter�m
nem��u b�t
( v tom zmysle bolo to pou�enie :)
800
01:19:28,400 --> 01:19:32,200
Nechcem b�t mu�em, kter�m
nem��u b�t
801
01:19:35,200 --> 01:19:38,080
Sr� - �i.
- Sta�ilo.
802
01:19:39,280 --> 01:19:44,400
Bylo to intenzivn�, doj�mav�
emocion�ln�, pohnut�....
803
01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:47,280
Ale nic jsem nevid�l....
804
01:19:49,600 --> 01:19:52,960
Dostanete dvojku,
za n�mahu.
805
01:20:03,560 --> 01:20:06,920
Bylo to zaj�mav�
806
01:20:07,080 --> 01:20:09,600
D�kuji
- Ne mysl�m to v�n�
807
01:20:10,720 --> 01:20:12,920
Kolik je 15 cm?
808
01:20:15,760 --> 01:20:19,880
Asi tolik
- Trochu v�c
809
01:20:20,040 --> 01:20:21,840
Tak�e tolik?
810
01:20:22,000 --> 01:20:24,640
OK, d�kuji, M�j se
- Ne po�kej
811
01:20:26,360 --> 01:20:28,440
Co d�l� v l�t�?
812
01:20:28,600 --> 01:20:33,600
Pot�ebuji pro Benjamina
ch�vu, kdy� budu pry�
813
01:20:33,760 --> 01:20:38,640
N�koho, kdo um� dob�e p�ebalovat
- M��u to zkusit
814
01:20:41,840 --> 01:20:45,480
Je�t� n�jak� ot�zky?
815
01:20:45,640 --> 01:20:47,600
Nechce� m� pol�bit
816
01:21:30,120 --> 01:21:33,840
Na nev�stu
- Bude to "Manu Forever"
817
01:21:34,000 --> 01:21:38,120
Proboha ne
- Mluvil Manu se Sebem
818
01:21:38,280 --> 01:21:42,400
A� je ti jasn� jedna v�c, mo�nosti s n�mi se ti
nezav�raj�
819
01:21:42,560 --> 01:21:44,680
Ale ticho p�ed Cecille
820
01:21:44,840 --> 01:21:49,200
Aha, tak proto si se zastavil p�i...
Budete si v�rn�?
821
01:21:49,360 --> 01:21:53,760
To bylo romantick�
- To mysl�te v�n�?
822
01:21:53,960 --> 01:21:57,920
Mluvila Cec�lie s Luci�?
- M��e� se zeptat, t�mle jsou
823
01:21:58,080 --> 01:22:04,160
Musim se zeptat Manua
- Chce� si hr�t? D�m t� dol�.
824
01:22:05,520 --> 01:22:09,200
Raz, dva... poslouchejte!
Chceme v�m n�co zazp�vat
825
01:22:09,360 --> 01:22:13,960
Seb, Frank a ja, chceme zp�vat
pro dv� osoby, co m�me r�di
826
01:22:14,120 --> 01:22:16,960
Pro na�e dv�.
- Ale pro� j�?
827
01:22:17,120 --> 01:22:20,160
Oh n�, pane pomo� mi n�st
man�elsk� k��
828
01:22:20,320 --> 01:22:26,280
D�v�ata jste pro n�s
(�o to bude ?)
829
01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:29,520
... nejmilej��
830
01:22:30,520 --> 01:22:32,400
Hudba ...
831
01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:36,800
(teraz sa prizn�m, �e si nie som ist�,
�i sa �enil Manu, alebo Seb)
832
01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:40,000
(preto�e je mo�n�, �e Lucia nechcela,
aby ju Seb pobozkal, ale sa s �ou o�enil :)
833
01:22:44,400 --> 01:22:47,600
(ale nako�ko som titulky robil pod�a
franc�zskeho audia a holandsk�ch titulkov)
834
01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:52,000
(z �oho som bol �plne chrumkav�,
tak je dos� mo�n�, �e cel� film bol �plne o inom. :)))))
835
01:22:52,400 --> 01:22:58,000
(ale v�ne, max. 5% bolo vymyslen�ch,
zvy�ok sa dal dos� dobre prelo�i�,
a� na p�r dlh��ch monol�gov.)
836
01:22:58,200 --> 01:23:04,000
(Ospravedl�ujem sa za niektor� pejorat�vne slov�,
ale potreboval som si u�avi�.)
837
01:23:04,200 --> 01:23:10,000
( Za spolo�nos� v�m �akuje )
( Handzko )
838
01:24:53,440 --> 01:24:56,120
voor Pierrick
839
01:24:56,280 --> 01:24:57,920
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