All language subtitles for Adventures of Superman - 05x06 - Disappearing Lois

NARRATOR:
The Adventures of Superman!

Faster than a speeding bullet.

More powerful
than a locomotive.

Able to leap tall buildings
at a single bound.

MAN 1: Look! Up in the sky!
MAN 2: It's a bird!

WOMAN: It's a plane!
MAN 3: It's Superman!

NARRATOR:
Yes, it's Superman,

strange visitor
from another planet,

who came to Earth
with powers and abilities

far beyond those of mortal men.

Superman, who can change
the course of mighty rivers,

bend steel in his bare hands,

and who,
disguised as Clark Kent,

mild-mannered reporter for
a great metropolitan newspaper,

fights a never-ending battle

for truth, justice
and the American way.

[���]

Is it something I did, chief--?
Uh, sir. Mr. White.

No, Olsen, for a change,
it isn't.

I'm just debating whether I
should go through with something

I'm sure I shouldn't.

Chief, may I ask
just what you're talking about?

Well, if you would read
the paper

you happen to be working for,

you'd know that Lank Garrett
got out of prison today.

Garrett? Well, they should have
locked him up for life.

They only convicted him
of robbery, Lois.

He served seven years,
but now he's out on parole.

Exactly.
And the million dollars he stole

has never been recovered.

Jeepers, how can you lose
a million dollars?

Oh, he didn't lose it,
Jimmy.

The police believe he has it
hid somewhere.

And it says here:

"Authorities believe Garrett
may sit out his parole,

recover the money and set up
a new criminal empire."

Hmm, pretty smart.

He just waits till
they can't pick him up again

for some minor
parole violation.

He is smart.

Smart enough not to talk
to a single reporter.

And that's my concern.

If you want that interview,
give me the assignment.

I'll make him talk
or my name isn't--

They say he killed
20 men.

My name is John Paul Jones.

[LAUGHS]

Nevertheless,
I want that interview.

We could scoop every paper
and wire service in town.

In the country.

And I'm offering
an extra month's salary

to whichever one
of you gets it.

Well, now, chief, I think we'd
all do our best without a bonus.

B-b-but...

with a bonus
we'll do even better.

Well, then get on it.
Forget your other assignments.

I want that interview.

Garrett is staying
at the Carlton Arms.

And be careful.

I doubt a prison
has made a new man

out of Lank Garrett.

Oh, Lois. Can I give you a lift
to your new apartment?

Oh, that'd be fine, Clark.
I could use it.

Good.
See you in five minutes.

Right.

[DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]

My new apartment.

Say, Jim, how would you like
to work with me on this story?

It suits me, Miss Lane.
Where do we start?

My office.
Come on.

Number 13? Aren't you afraid
that's unlucky, Lois?

[CHUCKLING]
Of course not, silly.

Come on in.

Thank you.

Like it?

Yes, very much.
It's very nice, Lois.

I hope you'll be
very happy here.

Oh, thanks, Clark.

I just moved in
last night,

but I think
I'll enjoy it.

I'm sure you will.

Well, it's time I got back
to my own place.

Oh, Clark.
Yeah?

A steak I beat you
to that bonus.

You got a deal.
Night.

Night.

Hi, Sam.

[PHONE RINGS]

Hello, Kent speaking.

Oh, hello, Lois.
What's the matter?

What? Oh, you left your purse
in the car?

All right.
Sure, I'll bring it over.

[SIGHS]

[BUZZES]

Hello, uh...I was looking
for Miss Lois Lane.

She asked me to return
this purse.

I'm sorry, you must have
the wrong apartment.

Oh, no,
that's impossible.

You see, I just left her here
a few hours ago.

This is apartment 13 at the end
of the corridor. That's right.

Listen, mister, I don't know
what this is all about,

but I've lived here
for the last three years.

And you don't even
know Lois Lane?

Lois Lane?
Who's she?

Never mind.

It can't be, but it is.

Every stick of furniture
is different. Everything.

I'm sorry, but I'll have
to ask you to go now.

I wouldn't wanna have
to call the police.

No, ma'am.

You do work
pretty hard, Kent.

Maybe a vacation
or even a good night's sleep.

Oh, now, come on,
Bill.

I know what
you're thinking.

But I'm absolutely sure,
positive,

that this was
the apartment.

The same one.

Did you check
the landlady?

Of course.
And the janitor.

And they both swear they never
even heard of Lois Lane

and that this, uh,
Sarah Green had lived there

for over three years.

Well, obviously, you must have
gone to the wrong building

or the wrong block,
or something like that.

Oh, come on,
now, Bill.

You know,
I'm not exactly an idiot.

Aren't you?

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

Wait a minute.
Lois' telephone.

The phone company
must have a listing.

No, unfortunately,
it's not a private number.

It goes right through
the apartment switchboard.

And I suppose you
checked on that too?

Of course.
And the telephone operator

sides with the landlady
and the janitor.

"Hey, I'm sorry, we have
no Miss Lois Lane living here."

Exactly. So, what am I
gonna do now?

You'd better make an effort,
a full-time effort

to find the girl.

In the meantime, I'll arrange
to have the building

under a 24-hour
surveillance.

You know, it does sound
a little fishy.

Yeah, I can't
thank you enough, Bill.

I don't mind telling you
I've been pretty worried.

I'll keep in touch.

[BUZZES]

[BUZZES]

You again? Yesterday,
and now this morning.

I'm sorry, Miss Green,
but I just had to check

and see if you were
still here.

Say, how'd you know
my name?

Well, now,
that's a long story.

Now, if I don't believe it,
I know you're not going to.

So I won't even bother
to repeat it.

Good morning.

Hey, Lefty, where's that cup
of coffee?

I'm coming, I'm coming.

There you are, Garrett.

Eh, I wish you wouldn't yell
at me like that.

I ain't no butler,
you know.

Yeah, I know.

A butler's gotta
have brains.

Oh, cut it out,
will you.

Okay, okay, Lefty.

Don't get excited.

Hey, uh, Garrett,

when are we gonna pick up
that money and blow--?

I told you never
to mention that dough.

All right.

[KNOCK AT DOOR]

Who is it?

LOIS:
It's the cleaning staff,
Mr. Garrett.

Open up.

Oh, sure, boss.

Who are you, bub?

This is the day
we vacuum your rugs.

Every Tuesday.

This is Wednesday.

Oh, he's a slow worker.

Okay, come in.

Just don't disturb
the boss, see.

Yes, sir.

Do you mind if I read
the sports section?

What for?
You can't read.

[VACUUM HUMMING]

Oh, cut it out,
will you.

Gee. How come you always think
I'm so stupid?

I got a hundred
good reasons.

Big shot.
Always the big shot.

Treat everybody else
like a bug.

Shut up. If you don't like it,
there's the door.

LEFTY:
Oh, cut it out,
will you.

Glad to have you back,
Mr. Garrett.

How does it feel?

Okay. It feels okay.

I bet.

Ah, what were you thinking
about all them years?

Thinking?

Things, just things.

I bet.

Oh, hey, I hear you're gonna
open a business.

Yeah, sure.

I'm gonna open
a parakeet shop.

Awful nosy,
ain't you?

I can't help it.

And awful good-looking
for this kinda work.

Well, she's got three
old grandmothers to support.

Three grandmothers, huh?

Come here, kid.

Nobody's got
three grandmothers.

What's that in your pocket,
kiddo?

Oh, it's just
a handkerchief.

Yeah, well,
I collect handkerchiefs. Give.

But--

He said give.

Yes, sir.

Hmm.
Lois Lane, Daily Planet.

Now, ain't that nice?

A couple of reporters, huh?

Look, we can explain everything.
I hope.

Miss Lane, explain everything.
I-- I have to go.

Well, all right,
we are reporters.

But we just wanted
to get an interview.

We get a bonus
if we beat Clark Kent to it.

[CHUCKLES]

Sit down.

You know, I like people
that use their heads.

This ain't a bad gimmick.

I got admiration for it.
You do?

Sure.

I remember
this Kent character.

He wrote some articles
against me once.

Oh, you don't have to worry
about him.

We've taken care of him.

Jimmy.

What's he mean, "taken care
of him," Miss Lane?

Come on, now. You level with me
and I might do you some good.

Well, I had
this new apartment, you see.

I arranged everything
with the landlady

and the janitor and my neighbor
from across the hall.

After Mr. Kent
brought me home,

I had her move into my place,
furniture and all.

Hey, that's a--

I don't get it.

Well,
it's really simple.

After she moved in,
I had Clark come back.

Why, he's so confused
and so worried about me

he won't think of anything
for days,

especially interviewing you.

Ha! I bet Kent must be going
around in circles.

I'd sure like to see him
make a fool of himself.

Then you'll give us
the interview?

Maybe.

Right now
I got an appointment.

Now, when I get back, eh,

the joint's real clean
and everything is nice, uh,

maybe I'll talk.

Golly, thanks,
Mr. Garrett.

I said, maybe.
Come on, Lefty.

Jeepers,
that was close.

Sure,
but it worked.

Only why didn't we
disguise ourself

as census takers
or something?

You have a point there.
Ha-ha! Come on, Jim.

It's impossible, Kent.
Impossible.

I know it, chief,
and you know it.

And Inspector Henderson
knows it.

But the fact is,
Lois has disappeared

and you can't get
around it.

Well, I can't explain
the room business, of course.

But do I know Lois
was determined

to beat you
to that interview.

What if she got to Garrett
and found out too much?

Well, Garrett wouldn't stop
at anything, we know that.

Of course, there's a slim chance
there may be a connection.

It's our only lead.

Maybe you better
call Henderson.

No, he thinks I'm crazy enough
already.

Besides,
every minute counts.

But it might take you days
to get to Garrett.

Well, maybe I know someone
who can do it a little quicker.

I'll see you later, chief.

Well, now for
the windows.

Will you help me get
some water, Jimmy?

I sure never thought I'd be
earning that bonus this way.

Come on.

[���]

[WHOOSHING]

What was he doing here?

I don't know.

Unless Clark Kent
put him up to something.

So that's why
you didn't want him

to know we were here.

Exactly.
But I'd like to know

what Superman saw
under that rug.

You have a knife, Jim?

Yeah. At your service,
Miss Lane.

Jeepers,
buried treasure.

I wouldn't be surprised.

Why, this must be it.

The loot the police
never found.

GARRETT:
That's right, Miss Lane.

Well, you told us
to clean out everything.

So now you know.

You see, Miss Lane, the police
ain't positive I got this dough.

In a couple of years
they'd forget about me,

and I could get it
out of the country.

Well, that's fine.
I've forgotten about it already.

Sure you have.

Until you get to the police.

Then suddenly
they become positive.

They'd watch me
for the next 50 years.

Well, if you don't need us
for anything more, w--

Too bad, kid.

You both learned more
than I would've told you

in an interview.

What are you
gonna do now?

Since you're already
considered missing,

let's keep it that way.

But I'm not missing.

Don't worry.
You will be.

Lefty, take them out
to the old mineshaft.

You know what to do.

Right.

And bury this
out there deep.

What for?

If these two half-wits
found it here,

maybe somebody else will.

Come on, get going.

Mr. Garrett,
you'll regret this.

We'll give you one more chance
to change your mind.

I'd regret it more
if I didn't do it.

So long.

I'll understand
if you don't send post cards.

All right, half-wits.
Let's get going.

Come on.

[WHOOSHING]

Superman.

Good afternoon,
inspector.

Well, what brings you here?

A tip.

I found out where
Garrett banks his money.

Where?

Under a floorboard
in his apartment.

A green throw rug
marks the spot.

How do you know?

I saw it there myself.

I would've brought it with me,
inspector,

only I didn't have
a warrant.

And Superman never steals.
Not even from Garrett.

Also, if we find it there,
it might stack up

as pretty good evidence
against him.

Thanks a lot, Superman.
I'll get on it right away.

You're welcome,
inspector.

Excuse me?

[WHOOSHING]

Uh, Brady, who's in
the car pool?

Smith? Well, fine.

Uh, tell him to get
my car ready.

I'll be right down.

Oh, um, and I'll need
a search warrant

for Garrett's apartment.

Oh, come on, Clark,
I've got a story for you.

Oh, really?
What's it about?

[���]

Okay.

Out you go.

This side.
Come on.

What do we do now?

Well, if we had a picnic basket,
we could have a picnic. Heh!

But seeing as we don't--

I'll drive back into town
and get some sandwiches.

Ha!
I got a better idea.

Go on. Go in there.
Both of you.

Come on, hurry it up.

It's a good place
to play Hide and Seek.

Nice and dark.

And it's gonna be even darker
once I yank those posts away.

But if you do that,

the roof will cave in.

[LAUGHS]

He's got a good little head
on his shoulder, that kid, huh?

Ha-ha-ha!
Ha-ha-ha!

Oh, Lefty,
you're so cute.
Yeah?

I wish I could say
clever things like that.

I don't think
it was so clever.

Neither do I.

If he pulls those braces away
the roof will cave in.

And you'll be inside.

But we could smother
that way.

That's the general idea.

Now, why would you wanna
do a thing like that, Lefty?

You heard what Garrett
told me.

Lefty?
Yeah?

Don't you get tired
of taking orders

from that-- That goon?

Yeah, but that's
the way it is.

That's the way
it's always been, you mean.

Well, he's the brains.
I'm just muscle.

Why? Just because
he says so?

But he says it
so loud.

Of course.
Because he's bluffing.

He knows you're smarter
than he is.

I-- I am?

Certainly.

He just doesn't want you
to find out.

Hey, maybe you got
something there.

Yeah.

And you know what?
Huh?

You could be the big boss,
Lefty.

The boss?

Oh...

Yeah, but that--
That takes, uh--

That takes connections,
money.

What do you think's
in that little box?

What box?
Whoa.

That's the boss's money.
I'm supposed to bury it.

You haven't been paying
attention, Lefty.

You're the boss.

Now, repeat after me:
"I am the boss."

I am the boss.

Hey.

That sounds good.

I am the boss.

And you're taking the money
to travel to South America.

And I'm taking the money
to travel to South America.

[CHUCKLES]

After I get rid of you two,
that is.

Now, what kind of gratitude
is that?

After Miss Lane gave you
the idea and everything.
Oh.

But you're too smart
for that, Lefty.

Why,
if you did anything to us

you'd be in trouble
with the law.

You'd be a fugitive.

A fug-- Oh, yeah.

And besides, if you wanna be
the big boss,

you need a mob,

otherwise,
there's no one to boss.

Oh.

And j-just where
am I supposed to get a mob?

Well, you've got
a pretty good start right here.

You know, Lefty,
there's one thing

Jimmy's always wanted
to be.

A henchman.
Right, Jimmy?

What?
A henchman.

Oh, oh, sure.
Why, when I was a kid,

and they'd ask me, "What do you
wanna be when you grow up?"

I'd always say, "A henchman,
that's what I wanna be."

Well...

And this is the chance
I've always dreamed of.

The chance to be
a gun moll.

Now, you wouldn't shatter
my hopes, would you?

[CHUCKLES]

Well, uh, if that's
what you want. Heh.

Okay.
All right.

Now, Jimmy and I'll run
and pack a few things,

and you get
the plane tickets.

Hey, I'm the boss.
I'll give the orders.

Yes, sir.
What are they?

Well, uh...

You and the kid go pack
a few things.

I'll pick up
some plane tickets.

Right. And, uh, now,
why don't you order us

to meet at my apartment
in an hour.

We'll meet at your apartment
in an hour.

Should we start back
to town now, boss?

Sir?

Them's my orders.

Go on. Get in the car.

You drive,
henchman.

Yes, sir, boss.

In the back with me,
moll.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

The door's open.
Come on in.

Well, hello,
Garrett.

GARRETT:
Inspector.

I've got a warrant
to search this place.

Go right ahead.
Be my guest.

Put that thing away.
I'm not going anywhere.

Hello, Garrett.

Haven't seen you
in quite a spell.

Yeah, Kent.
I like it that way.

Oh.

Bill, where did Superman
say it was?

Under a green throw rug.

Oh?

This must be
the place.

Let's try this one.

Hmm.

But-- But, Bill, it was there.
I-I saw it.

You saw it?

I mean, didn't you tell me
that Superman said he saw it?

It's beginning to look as if
Superman's as goofy as you are.

He tells me about money
that isn't here,

and you take Lois
to her apartment and lose her.

Doesn't sound like
we're very bright, does it?

It sure doesn't. Come on.
Let's get going.
All right.

If there's, uh, anything else
I can do to help, uh,

just let me know.

Thanks.

[PHONE RINGS]

Yes, hello.

Hello, Clark.
This is Lois.

Lois. Where are you?

In my apartment, naturally.
Where have you been?

Never mind.
Just call Inspector Henderson

and get over here right away.

But--

[SIGHS]

[RINGS]

Henderson speaking.

Hi, Bill. This is Clark.

Now, uh, I hate to do this
to you,

but Lois just called--
Yes, it was Lois.

And she wants us to go
right over to her apartment.

Is she all right?

I don't know.

Didn't get a chance to find out.

All right. I'll meet you there.

It is number 13, isn't it?

I certainly hope so, Bill.

[SIGHS]

Well, Miss Lane.
It's nice to see it's you.

Hi. Come on in.

JIMMY:
Hi, Mr. Kent.
Inspector Henderson.

Hello.

Well, it's nice
to see you both.

Oh, it is, is it?

We've been on a wild-goose chase
for two days,

and now you're all
sweetness delight.

And what have you
been up to?

Curiosity killed the cat.
Just relax.

And, inspector, keep your gun
handy but out of sight.

[KNOCK AT DOOR]

Well, baby. I got the--

What is this?

I want you to meet
Lefty.

And Garrett's money is in
that valise.

All right, Lefty. Let's have it.
Move over. Put it on the table.

Why, you no-good,
double-crossing--

No, that's no way
to talk to your gun moll.

Open the bag,
Jimmy.

All right, reach for it.
All of you.

Put the guns
in the bag.

Come on.

Pick up the bag,
Lefty.

It's a good thing I had you
followed, you little worm.

I was beginning
to get suspicious.

I got a driver
waiting outside.

We're all gonna go
for a nice little ride. Come on.

Kent!
You killed him!

That's what usually happens
when you connect with a bullet.

Come on, let's go.
Open the door.

Come on.

No. No, please.
I-- I didn't mean nothing.

It was just a game.

Games are for kids.

Lank, remember all them years
we spent together.

You can't do this
to me.

Shut up.

Tie the rope
to the car.

[���]

All right, let's go.

[ENGINE STARTS]

[GUNSHOTS]

Golly, Superman,
you got here just in time.

I never thought I'd
get out of this alive.

But poor Clark.
Garrett shot him.

Don't worry about him,
Miss Lane.

He's going to be
all right.

Probably it's only
a flesh wound.

Probably.

Does your arm hurt much,
Clark?

No, Lois. I can truthfully say
it doesn't hurt a bit.

It's just as though
the bullet didn't even touch me.

Well, golly,
that's good.

Clark, of course, the office
will pay your doctor bills.

Don't worry, chief. I don't
think there'll be any bills.

Well, speaking of money,

Lois, I promised you
an extra month's salary,

and I'm gonna
double it.

Golly, chief.

Well, all I expected
was the interview.

I never dreamed
that you'd recover the money

and put Garrett
safe behind bars again.

And for good
this time.

It was all due
to you, Lois.

With a little help.

Well,
however it happened,

at least I beat you out.

Don't you always,
Lois?

[���]

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