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THE ORCHESTRA MAN
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How can you dare to be first!
I want to be first!
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Me, too.
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What?
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I said, I also want to be first.
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But Monsieur, I am in my street.
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I have the right to be first in my street.
You are not in your street, are you?
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No.
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So go to your street where you can be first.
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You are right.
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This way we can both be first!
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Good.
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And you don't move.
Not before I have left!
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Much later!
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Be quiet!
We start from the beginning...
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No, it's finished!
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We've been working on it for over a month.
I don't care. Ok. You can leave...
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No! Stay!
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Hello uncle. How are you?
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No time! What am I thinking?
Quick! Telepathy!
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But it is wonderful
what you are thinking...
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Do you hear what I am thinking?
Listen!
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Look at me! Chatterboxes...
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Take your positions!
To your positions, you two!
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And keep your mouth shut!
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Listen to me girls...
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Listen to me girls!
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Listen to me girls!!!
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And keep your mouth shut!!!
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5...6...7...
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That wasn't bad.
Do that once again immediately. 5, 6, 7!
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That was nice... There's more power to it.
Again. Give it all you have... Go on, 5, 6, 7!
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That was good! That was very good.
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You are not too tired? Not too much?
You can have a break...
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But first we do that once again.
The last time. Go on, 5, 6, 7
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Mr. Evans, one month before the tour this is
terrible! We must replace her immediately.
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Listen, guys.
You have cut off my head.
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That's enough!
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Well, good... Next one!
Thank you.
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Well, bad. That was bad. Er, well, not bad.
That wasn't bad...
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What do you think about that?
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And you?
No, I think he's right.
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Well, that wasn't bad.
Not bad at all. That was very good.
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Next one, please.
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What is that?!
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No... no... no! I don’t want her!
I don't want her! Leave! Leave!
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Who invited that one?
Who invited that one?
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What's her name?
What?
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What is her name?
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Who?
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What is your name?
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Hendrikje Schimmelpenninck.
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Write it down!
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What?
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Write!
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Where?
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Now do that once again.
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Did you see her dance?
Did you see how she moved?
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No...
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Oh, you did not see it... I saw it! In here!
It happened in here. Telepathy!
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That wasn't bad.
Where did you work before?
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In Rome. With Andrejev.
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Oh la la. And after that?
In Madrid, with Barabanov.
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Oh, the poor old. He's still alive?
And after that?
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In London. With Nevelevski.
Nevelevski? He's also still alive...
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Well, that's all too classic,
but you've got the job.
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But be careful! Here we don't have
boyfriends, marriages or anything like that!
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This is like a monastery. You replace a girl
who wanted to get married and had to leave!
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Did you get that?
Yes, Monsieur!
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Good. And now let's start working.
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Private property.
No men allowed.
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Listen carefully. If a man approaches you,
no talk, no discussion. Counterattack!
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Philippe, demonstration please!
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Look at me, Hendrika. I am you. Philippe is
the man who wants... which is not allowed.
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Go!
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Did you see? Now you, Hendrika.
Get up, Philippe!
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That's even better! Go...
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Very good.
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Well that's...Get up!
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Fifty.
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Not this way. Here...
Take off your glasses.
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Fifty, two hundred.
Very good.
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Forty-nine.
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Fifty, one hundred.
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Forty-eight.
That's good...
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Fifty-two, five hundred.
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Faster! That's how to get rid of the fat.
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Fifty.
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What's going on? I can't hear anything.
What's wrong?
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The scales don't work?
Yes, they do...
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How much is it then?
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Forty-five!
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Very good.
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No, that's not necessary...
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My dear Francoise.
Discipline is everything, isn't it?
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A little bit of carrot, a little tomato...
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Don't sleep! Your face will stay like that.
Your plate, please... That's enough.
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Ah, Leila... What's wrong?
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Where's the rice?
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A little bit of quince jam...
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It's nothing, put on your glasses.
Give me your plate.
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Don't look at it, you will taste it!
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Your plate.
No, you don't need rice!
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Mr. Evans. Are you satisfied with me?
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I'm very satisfied with you.
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Do I dance better now?
Much better, Hendrika.
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With you I made such progress.
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That's very nice of you,
my little Hendrika. Very nice.
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Could I also have a little bit of the rice?
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Certainly, my little Hendrika.
Give me your plate.
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A little bit more, please?
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Yes. And also a bit of quince jam?
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Oh yes!
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Thanks.
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Well, you feel better now?
Yes, Monsieur.
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Then you can take some medicine.
In front of me!
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You get the same dose. Go!
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PRIVATE PROPERTY
NO MEN ALLOWED
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Before you go to bed, I will tell you
the story of the wolf and the lamb.
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Don't pull your nose!
It will stay like that! I told you before.
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Let's go on...
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And what happened after that?
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They married?
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Go to bed.
You did not understand anything...
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Dancing, that's my life. I'm so happy
to dance. I don't like men.
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Dancing, dancing...
No men! Never any men!
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Philippe.
Who is it?
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It's me, open!
No, it's not you!
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It certainly is me!
No, it's not you.
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But I tell you, it's me.
Prove it!
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How can I prove it?
Sing the song of the latest ballet!
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It's Francoise's head.
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Non, it's not really the head of Francoise.
Open! Open!
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She has left. She's no longer in her room.
What?
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Get dressed, we'll leave!
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She mustn't see us! No matter what!
We hide behind the bus.
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It's nothing. Go on. It's nothing.
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What do you mean, nothing?
And this? And that?
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That's nothing! Absolutely nothing...
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This is nothing? No! Nothing
And he? He has nothing?
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No!
I've got nothing.
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Well, you don't want me to
bring you to a garage?
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The car runs fine. It's you that keeps
me from going... The car is fine.
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Ah, it's me... I apologise for having
had to brake, Monsieur.
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Don't go, Madam. There is NOTHING!
We drive on now...
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No, thanks. I am almost there.
Ok.
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Finally a young one. I take you to Paris.
You are a beau.
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I will introduce you to my friends.
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There's no need to be so shy.
Come back...
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We have to make up our minds, Francoise.
Do you want to marry me?
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Give me a little bit more
time to think about it.
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But I will leave in two days. I need an
answer before that, my beloved Francoise.
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But Evans. The ballet, the tour.
I can't leave that easily.
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Yes, I understand. I will wait for you.
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I will give you a call in two days.
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I hope it will be a yes.
So do I.
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It's me. It's me.
What's going on?
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You'll never believe me.
You'll never believe me.
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We thought Francoise was leaving. But you
know what they were discussing? No.
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Only about you!
Me?
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There were only talking about you.
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I almost fell into the water. She said:
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"I love Philippe
but I don't dare to tell him".
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That's impossible.
He said:
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"You have to tell him!
Don't hide your feelings."
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And I kept on swinging to and thro...
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That's impossible.
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There were talking about
that all night long.
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Till four o'clock.
I spend all the night swinging...
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What do you say?
That's unbelievable!
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But listen.
If she comes into your room: out!
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And you never think about her. Never!
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I have your word? Yes.
Look at me. Can I count on you? Yes.
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Yes, I can trust you...
Everything will be fine.
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That's incredible...
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Francoise... I...
What's wrong with you?
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I... I wrote a song for you.
Can I sing it for you?
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In my room, tonight.
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Tonight?
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If Evans doesn't see us,
there's no problem.
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Francoise... finally...
What's wrong with you?
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I have forgotten the lyrics
of my song for you...
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Relax, relax.
Loosen up.
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This is a song... a song that...
a song which...
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A song that what?
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I have your... but I have time...
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That's nice.. To tell you in my song...
That's the emotion...
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At last, Francoise...
What I wanted to tell you...
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Wait! Wait... wait...
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I remember the lyrics of my song...
What good is it now?
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At the end of my song I tell you...
That you love me.
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What's happening? Why are you here?
What are you doing in Francoises room?
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Calm down! You know better...
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It's fun to mock me. You think I am an idiot.
No... Wait for me... wait...
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Women are not easy. The right time, place...
And I missed both? I understand now...
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No, you don't understand women at all!
I tell you I do.
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The girls played a nasty trick on Francoise.
You'll have to talk to her alone.
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How?
I have an idea. Call her on the phone.
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On the phone?
That way nobody can listen... Go!
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Francoise, I dreamt many times of you...
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You again?"
I had to call you.
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In front of you
I lose my self-control. I want to tell you...
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You can't be serious.
I'm tired... Good night.
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Francoise, I love you.
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Did you call Francoise?
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I woke her up. She treated me like a child.
That's the mother in her. She loves you!
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Call her again. Go!
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I know how women are. I know you love me.
That's enough! But Francoise, I love you!
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Stop bugging me. But I have to tell you...
And I have nothing to tell you.
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Stop annoying me. It's no longer funny.
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Very good... perfect!
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Mr. Franco Budsoni? Speaking.
A phone call from Francoise Aumartin.
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Ah, Francoise, what a nice surprise.
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Yes, I can hear you.
I've been thinking about you all the time...
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And I have nothing to tell you.
Stop annoying me. What?
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But Francoise, remember
what you told me...
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Are you crying?
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Sure, you're sad... Please, remember.
I asked you to marry me.
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It doesn't work.
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Stop talking like that.
It's no longer funny.
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Idiot.
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What's that. Where's the manager?
Did you see that?
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Pedro. Look. He's already downstairs.
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According to our contract
there are only women allowed as staff.
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But he has fourteen children.
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And you think that's reassuring?
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I will find someone else in a few days...
I will leave.
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And I booked the whole floor.
Who's singing here all the time?
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I'll replace him with an old mute woman.
You must be joking. I will leave...
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There he is again. He went over there.
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He's already over there...
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The girls are here. What will they think?
No men, only women... once and for all!
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Have a look at this: here's a lady.
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Beautiful... How beautiful.
That is... enormous!
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It had to be like that. I made it myself.
Beautiful... How beautiful.
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It had to be like that. I made it myself.
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Ah yes, it looks similar to you...
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Come over here girls and have a look
This man created it. Nice, isn't it?
239
00:51:32,184 --> 00:51:38,110
But sisters! My sisters! What is that, sister?
These are sisters!
240
00:52:36,599 --> 00:52:45,432
When I started working in Rome, I met
this guy. Then... it's difficult to explain...
241
00:52:45,433 --> 00:52:50,387
I understand.
242
00:52:54,099 --> 00:52:57,299
Mr. Evans is wrong.
He can't protect us from men.
243
00:52:57,766 --> 00:53:02,181
What happens if he finds out?
And I have to get the baby tomorrow.
244
00:53:02,182 --> 00:53:05,109
If you take it with you,
our tour is in danger.
245
00:53:11,349 --> 00:53:14,786
But I have an idea.
Put it in Mr. Evans' room.
246
00:55:29,722 --> 00:55:42,178
Do the birds for me.
That helps. I feel better now.
247
00:55:51,930 --> 00:55:54,063
Quick! Evans is here.
248
00:57:10,220 --> 00:57:28,910
We entrust you with our boy, the result of
your nephew's trip to Rome. That bastard!
249
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:34,844
Yes. One moment. Don't come in.
250
00:57:34,845 --> 00:57:37,635
What is that?
Your tea, sir.
251
00:57:37,636 --> 00:57:50,270
Go away. Do the birds for me!
Now go away.
252
00:58:05,844 --> 00:58:11,900
Stop crying. I will call your father.
253
00:58:17,344 --> 00:58:23,874
Philippe, come over here, please.
No, it's nothing at all.
254
00:58:40,927 --> 00:58:45,277
Is that you, Philippe? Come in!
255
00:58:48,010 --> 00:58:50,759
But what's that?
A little baby.
256
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:56,634
A girl?
No, a little boy.
257
00:58:56,635 --> 00:59:08,712
It's your son.
Read this! Is it true?
258
00:59:11,926 --> 00:59:13,894
True or not?
259
00:59:14,260 --> 00:59:17,887
So it's true!
260
00:59:23,093 --> 00:59:29,008
You have left your child!
Do you know what that means?
261
00:59:29,009 --> 00:59:34,050
You could be sent to prison!
How could you do that?
262
00:59:34,051 --> 00:59:37,800
It was not very difficult...
263
00:59:37,801 --> 00:59:42,342
Don't you try to
be funny with me! Now tell me!
264
00:59:42,343 --> 00:59:49,050
During our last tour, I met a girl in Rome.
How scandalous! A Sicilian girl.
265
00:59:49,051 --> 00:59:56,550
A Sicilian! Didn't you think about me?
At that moment... not really.
266
00:59:56,551 --> 01:00:08,799
I don't deserve this. You are a scoundrel.
A rascal. You've dishonored and ruined us.
267
01:00:08,801 --> 01:00:15,966
The girls must not hear this. It would
ruin the ballet. We have to keep it a secret.
268
01:00:15,967 --> 01:00:21,633
We keep the child until we find the mother.
Its mother? What for?
269
01:00:21,634 --> 01:00:29,527
Because you will marry her. That will fix it.
Oh no!
270
01:00:31,258 --> 01:00:40,479
Now we need diapers. Phone off the hook.
The baby must not be disturbed.
271
01:01:01,883 --> 01:01:04,182
I am not here.
272
01:01:12,466 --> 01:01:17,965
My key. I don't want anybody in my room.
My bed and my room are done. Thank you
273
01:01:17,966 --> 01:01:22,590
I have a headache.
274
01:01:22,591 --> 01:01:24,632
You have a headache? Better sit down.
275
01:01:24,633 --> 01:01:26,673
He has nothing at all.
He's a liar... I need...
276
01:01:26,674 --> 01:01:32,730
I think I feel ill...
You'd better sit down.
277
01:01:34,174 --> 01:01:39,247
No, not there. Over there.
278
01:01:42,341 --> 01:01:51,173
I want you to find me... Are you in pain?
No, no... it's nothing
279
01:01:51,174 --> 01:02:00,839
Can I go on? Are you ok? Are you ill?
It's all right...
280
01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:07,631
Manager, I want a chamber-pot
What? Don't laugh at me!
281
01:02:07,632 --> 01:02:13,179
But you have all the comforts...
I know, but I want a chamber-pot.
282
01:02:15,173 --> 01:02:16,323
This big...
283
01:02:16,340 --> 01:02:20,756
But that's small. For you?
284
01:02:20,757 --> 01:02:25,568
Yes, for me. I'll be back in half an hour...
285
01:04:45,921 --> 01:04:50,920
Did anyone call for me?
Nobody. Have you got the pot?
286
01:04:50,921 --> 01:04:52,170
The pot?
Yes.
287
01:04:52,171 --> 01:04:58,950
I will send it up. No, I'm in a hurry.
I'll take it with me. Hurry!
288
01:05:05,837 --> 01:05:12,616
Not good? Have you got a smaller one?
No, this is the standard size.
289
01:05:30,462 --> 01:05:34,729
Ok, it'll be difficult,
but it'll do. I take it.
290
01:05:50,587 --> 01:05:58,646
Enough now... Now we'll weigh you.
He weighs exactly 4 kilos.
291
01:06:04,545 --> 01:06:07,793
That's it! I found
the house of the Sicilian girl.
292
01:06:10,670 --> 01:06:14,462
Where?
Let's go!
293
01:06:38,003 --> 01:06:44,698
I forgot to put the phone
off the hook. Wait here.
294
01:07:27,252 --> 01:07:32,076
Philippe, come here quickly.
295
01:07:35,960 --> 01:07:37,963
The baby has gone.
296
01:07:43,543 --> 01:07:46,834
But it is here.
But it wasn't. It's here!
297
01:07:46,835 --> 01:07:54,750
But it wasn't.
Is it here or not? Yes, it's here.
298
01:07:54,751 --> 01:08:06,011
But it wasn't here?
Yes, yes, it was here... I remember now.
299
01:08:43,584 --> 01:08:46,867
It's here...
300
01:08:48,501 --> 01:08:54,041
Who's there?
It's me. Who's me?
301
01:08:54,042 --> 01:08:55,880
A friend.
302
01:09:25,500 --> 01:09:31,915
Who's that behind you?
That's not me, that's him.
303
01:09:31,917 --> 01:09:33,957
That's him.
That's her.
304
01:09:33,958 --> 01:09:37,751
That's him. He's the father.
305
01:09:40,500 --> 01:09:44,980
No, no. Everything will be ok.
We will solve everything.
306
01:09:56,749 --> 01:10:00,039
No, not the child!
307
01:10:13,916 --> 01:10:16,215
Blood! Blood!
308
01:10:19,041 --> 01:10:20,155
Blood!
309
01:10:21,791 --> 01:10:28,915
It's alright. Everything is fine.
Thanks a lot.
310
01:10:28,916 --> 01:10:34,081
Now we have two of them.
What's the name of Joseph's mother?
311
01:10:34,082 --> 01:10:35,664
Joseph?
312
01:10:35,665 --> 01:10:36,248
The little boy.
313
01:10:36,249 --> 01:10:37,498
But we don't know if
his name's Joseph.
314
01:10:37,499 --> 01:10:41,078
I don't care. I call him Joseph.
Now, what's the name of Joseph's mother?
315
01:10:42,749 --> 01:10:48,034
Look at me! In my eyes! Who's the
mother of the boy? I'm listening...
316
01:10:49,540 --> 01:10:51,626
It was the maid of Marquis de Ronstalli.
317
01:10:52,957 --> 01:10:54,746
The maid of Marquis de Ronstalli!
318
01:10:54,832 --> 01:10:55,914
Ok, back to the hotel.
319
01:10:55,915 --> 01:11:00,372
We leave the little girl with her brother
and I take care of the baron.
320
01:11:00,373 --> 01:11:03,739
Of the Marquis.
I don't care about the Marquis.
321
01:11:16,790 --> 01:11:20,872
Philippe, prepare a
bath at 37° C for the Sicilian.
322
01:11:20,873 --> 01:11:23,220
Yes, uncle.
323
01:11:41,373 --> 01:11:46,122
If you do lalalala...
324
01:11:46,123 --> 01:11:50,038
...think of the consequences...
325
01:11:50,039 --> 01:11:54,038
...all that is very nice...
326
01:11:54,039 --> 01:11:57,713
...but life is serious.
327
01:11:59,331 --> 01:12:14,705
They were so beautiful, I just couldn't
resist. I just saw the beauty in them.
328
01:12:14,706 --> 01:12:21,579
If you do lalalala...
329
01:12:21,580 --> 01:12:25,704
...think of the consequences...
330
01:12:25,705 --> 01:12:29,829
...all that is very nice...
331
01:12:29,830 --> 01:12:34,913
...but life is serious.
332
01:12:34,914 --> 01:12:49,124
But in their hearts I found the truth.
I was so happy I couldn't keep a clear head.
333
01:12:53,455 --> 01:13:12,311
If you do lalalala, think of the consequences
Children, prams, pipis and poopoos
334
01:13:15,330 --> 01:13:17,829
And now we have to find two nurses
for them. You will take care of that.
335
01:13:17,830 --> 01:13:21,370
Me? But how do I do that?
I don't care. You will find a way.
336
01:13:21,371 --> 01:13:27,558
I'll take care of the Marquis Ronstalli.
And we need a solution for the maid.
337
01:14:37,037 --> 01:14:41,577
Marquis, it's about one and a half
years ago... that is about 18 months..
338
01:14:41,578 --> 01:14:42,869
What?
339
01:14:42,870 --> 01:14:45,827
Well, two times nine months...
340
01:14:45,828 --> 01:14:47,369
What?
341
01:14:47,370 --> 01:14:52,619
My nephew and your maid have...
342
01:14:52,620 --> 01:14:55,202
I don't understand.
343
01:14:55,203 --> 01:14:59,494
My nephew and your maid have...
344
01:14:59,495 --> 01:15:01,327
I don't understand.
345
01:15:01,328 --> 01:15:04,480
There is a child now.
346
01:15:08,328 --> 01:15:09,827
Leave.
347
01:15:09,828 --> 01:15:12,660
But I'm absolutely serious.
348
01:15:12,661 --> 01:15:16,577
Sir, you're a lout!... a lout!
349
01:15:16,578 --> 01:15:18,577
But we even thought about marriage.
350
01:15:18,578 --> 01:15:24,243
That's impossible. That has already
happened. I married her.
351
01:15:24,244 --> 01:15:31,285
Your maid?
Yes. She never had a child.
352
01:15:31,286 --> 01:15:35,118
I'm quite confused, Madam Marquis.
353
01:15:35,119 --> 01:15:38,035
It's not her.
This one arrived yesterday.
354
01:15:38,036 --> 01:15:42,076
And my nephew's little boy?
Leave!
355
01:15:42,077 --> 01:15:48,284
But Marquis, whose child is
the little boy of my nephew?
356
01:15:48,285 --> 01:15:54,176
But listen... I... well,
OK... it's alright...
357
01:16:01,994 --> 01:16:04,850
This is weak. A bit more spirit.
358
01:16:10,618 --> 01:16:12,451
We did two rehearsals
and are waiting for you.
359
01:16:12,452 --> 01:16:13,326
What?
360
01:16:13,327 --> 01:16:15,201
We did two rehearsals
and are waiting for you.
361
01:16:15,202 --> 01:16:18,826
Philippe isn't here?
Not yet. What shall we do?
362
01:16:18,827 --> 01:16:21,600
We prepare the bottles.
363
01:16:45,201 --> 01:16:50,200
I did it. I found two nurses.
Good. I spoke to the Marquis. He's married.
364
01:16:50,201 --> 01:16:52,283
To whom?
To the maid.
365
01:16:52,284 --> 01:16:55,367
To mine?
No, to his... Well, yes to yours.
366
01:16:55,368 --> 01:17:00,575
And the boy? No boy. He's not hers.
Whose?
367
01:17:00,576 --> 01:17:03,742
The maid. There must be another girl.
368
01:17:03,743 --> 01:17:06,492
That's impossible, I didn't have any others.
I swear.
369
01:17:06,493 --> 01:17:09,616
You swear it by the heads of your children?
Yes.
370
01:17:09,618 --> 01:17:14,098
Now I don't know any more, I don't
understand anything any longer, nothing...
371
01:17:44,200 --> 01:17:48,894
Where is my daughter?
372
01:17:55,575 --> 01:18:09,311
My son has disappeared.
My baby has gone.
373
01:18:20,366 --> 01:18:23,092
Call the police!
374
01:20:19,698 --> 01:20:22,655
It's very easy, commissioner.
Do you think so?
375
01:20:22,656 --> 01:20:25,447
Do you speak French well?
Yes, yes.
376
01:20:25,448 --> 01:20:32,572
I thought my nephew's son was the son
of the Sicilian. But it was a little girl.
377
01:20:32,573 --> 01:20:35,822
The Sicilian was a little girl?
378
01:20:35,823 --> 01:20:39,071
No, the little boy.
379
01:20:39,073 --> 01:20:42,905
Ah, the little boy was a little girl.
380
01:20:42,906 --> 01:20:46,571
He doesn't understand at all...
I understand perfectly... go on explaining!
381
01:20:46,572 --> 01:20:50,363
The two are mine, commissioner.
382
01:20:50,364 --> 01:20:57,404
Speak when you're spoken to.
Everybody waits for their turn.
383
01:20:57,406 --> 01:21:00,446
The little boy wasn't
the child of the Sicilian...
384
01:21:00,447 --> 01:21:05,236
...but is still the son of my nephew.
I see...
385
01:21:05,655 --> 01:21:08,738
But the little girl was
the child of the maid.
386
01:21:08,739 --> 01:21:11,154
The maid?
Of the Marquis...
387
01:21:11,155 --> 01:21:13,446
Bien shore, bien shore...
388
01:21:13,447 --> 01:21:17,321
Er, you don't say
bien shore, you say bien-sur.
389
01:21:17,322 --> 01:21:19,362
Thank you very much!
390
01:21:19,364 --> 01:21:25,696
And why did you put these
little babies in those big drums?
391
01:21:25,697 --> 01:21:29,529
Because we were looking
for two nurses.
392
01:21:29,530 --> 01:21:34,654
Yes, nurses.
What are you trying to tell me with that?
393
01:21:34,655 --> 01:21:42,844
I understand, you want to
make fun of the commissioner.
394
01:22:32,821 --> 01:22:35,778
And what about him?
He will marry.
395
01:22:35,779 --> 01:22:39,408
Yes, I will marry...
We will marry each other.
396
01:22:49,833 --> 01:22:53,333
And now the three of us
start working together!
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