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Here's
our fourth runner-up,
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Miss Alfonso from Chicago.
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Let's hear it for her,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Our third runner-up
in the 1967 Nationals,
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from Manhattan, Miss Crystal,
ladies and gentlemen.
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Let's hear it for the third
runner-up of the 1967 Nationals.
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Well, I think
the more compelling
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movie to watch is
not when, okay,
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the end of the pageant comes,
the winner is announced,
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and everyone shakes hands and
oh, good job, good job to you.
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But here
is the only winner
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in the 1967 Nationals,
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that queen which will
reign over America.
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Harlow, ladies and gentlemen,
queen of the 1967 Nationals.
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The more
compelling movie to watch
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is the bitch who thought she
should have won doesn't win
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and gets mad and rips the
fucking wig off the other girl
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and storms off stage
and throws a fit.
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Like Crystal LaBeija
in "The Queen."
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It was a good film.
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She looked bad.
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Shit, she looked bad!
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And no way or what you
say could do about it.
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Look at her makeup,
it's terrible.
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Take a picture of
me next to Harlow
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and tell me who's
more beautiful.
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Oh, get a picture
with me and Harlow
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and see which is more
beautiful, darling.
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Now darling, I don't mean
to take this out on you.
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You're a very lovely girl, you
deserve everything lovely--
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But she does not deserve--
But she does not
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look beautiful tonight!
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But she wasn't looking
beautiful tonight.
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She doesn't equal me,
look at her makeup.
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It's terrible!
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They were reenacting
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pageant for a documentary.
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No, we were reenacting--
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"The Queen."
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Andy Warhol's "The Queen."
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Phone that one, too.
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And her explanation for
why she wanted the money.
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To put it in the bank.
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It's all for publicity,
darling, and that's why
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none of the true beauties--
That's bad publicity!
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None of the true beauties came,
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because they knew they
wouldn't win, darling.
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Monique told me not to come,
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that's why Monique
is not here in dress,
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because she is,
Monique, darling.
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She's
a friend of ours.
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Monique was not here
as a friend of yours.
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She is a friend of mine.
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Oh, and I see you're
running your camera, dear.
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Oh, you're not gonna
use my name, no darling.
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You're not--
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I'll sue the fool.
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That's fucking real.
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Well, not for
equal rights, just for extra.
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I want both bathrooms.
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Who's happy?
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Art and camera?
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Love it.
I want a male bathroom
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and a female bathroom so
I can rape your children.
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Take two.
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Season.
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I'm Sharon Needles
and people may know me
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as the winner of season four
of "RuPaul's Drag Race,"
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or just America's
biggest handful.
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All
right, it's rolling.
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All right.
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Jinkx
Monsoon, take one, marker.
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We're rolling.
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Rolling, please.
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So tell me your.
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No.
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Tell me your
name and how you are known,
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what people know you for.
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My name is Jinkx Monsoon
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and I'm most
well-known for winning
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season five of "RuPaul's
Drag Race."
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Man, I heard
bestiality jokes on there.
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Right, they talk
about like, fucking anuses
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and like, I don't know,
fucking gay sex, I don't.
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Okay, last
question because I'm sure.
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We should tuck
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a little piece of hair back in.
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One piece of my
hair is out of place?
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Burn all of the footage.
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I can't imagine!
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This is so funny to
me because it's like,
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where is the line
that it becomes like.
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Are you actually
sticking to those?
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All
of your managers
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want me to send
you down, but okay.
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Where is the line that my
ridiculous nest of hair,
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one part of it becomes,
oh, that's too much,
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we have to stop.
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It's like, I just
fucking put frizzed-out,
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ridiculous hair on the
top of smooth hair.
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Where is the line
that it's like,
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that's too much,
it's out of place.
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We found the line.
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It's that one little stick-out.
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Okay,
before I send you down.
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Further request.
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Am I looking at
you or the camera?
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Me.
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Okay, my name's Alaska
Thunderfuck 5000
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and I'm the queen of Earth.
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So audacious.
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No, I've been saying
that like, no.
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People know me, I'm a drag
queen, I was on TV once.
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Did you--
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Hmm?
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Standard
shot of the documentary,
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eyes on.
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Oh, no shit.
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I'm sorry if I was disrespectful
to you in any way before.
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That kind of like, constantly
irreverent thing does get old.
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Like, if you're just
kind of a dickhead
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all the time, you know?
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No, no, I mean.
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That's
fine, we're working.
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There we go.
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I think I got it.
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Oh, it's a different
color, fuck.
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Can you tell me,
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is it totally uncomfortable if
your knees are right on here?
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You want me to kneel?
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No.
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Just put your legs back over.
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Okay, oh, I see.
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The image was too seductive.
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They're not even gonna
listen to what I'm saying.
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Barbara, we're looking good.
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We're good to go.
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Get the horse dart out and
just shoot her in the neck.
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Is this a romance book
jacket photograph?
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I'm trashy but thoughtful, mm.
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What about this?
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Yeah, I wonder where
my wheelchair went.
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This'll do.
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I don't know, I've
never done drag though,
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'cause I'm a woman,
biologically, from birth.
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Came out a woman and still that.
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Sound like a man.
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So is that--
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What would you do if
I pulled down my pants
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and had a
beautifully-manicured vagina?
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♪ This is my hair
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♪ This is my hair
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♪ This is my hair
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♪ This is my hair
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♪ I don't wear wigs
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♪ This is my hair
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♪ This is my hair
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♪ This is my hair,
I don't wear wigs ♪
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♪ This is my hair,
I don't wear wigs ♪
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♪ This is my hair,
I don't wear wigs ♪
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♪ This is my hair,
I don't wear wigs ♪
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Thank you guys so much,
let's have an amazing show.
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Congratulations, everyone,
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this is the largest show
that you guys have ever done.
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Oh.
Woo-hoo!
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No pressure, no pressure!
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This is the largest
show you will ever do.
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I just wanna thank everybody,
first and foremost.
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This is the largest
show we have ever done.
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It is.
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And it warms my very black
heart that it's right here
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in my home away from
home, London town!
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Please welcome to the stage
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the one and only,
Miss Jinkx Monsoon!
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♪ Darling, your
love, oh I fear ♪
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♪ Just like everything
this time of year ♪
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♪ It burns red and green
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♪ Should I stop
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♪ Should I go
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♪ Is the season in
your heart as cold ♪
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When I was a kid I was
very self-conscious
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about how big my lips were.
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♪ Now the holidays
may come between ♪
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My mom always said,
"One day you're gonna be
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"really happy that you
have very big lips,
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"and you're gonna make
some girl very happy, too."
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And that girl was me.
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♪ When your love
is red and green ♪
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♪ When your love
is red and green ♪
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♪ Through your Santa
Claus and your tree ♪
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♪ Do you ever even think of me
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♪ Some days I just don't know
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♪ My menorah is the same
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♪ But could never
even hold a flame ♪
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I don't think I ever
thought that it was possible
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to be a world-famous drag queen
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at this level when I started it.
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Now there's many, many
famous drag queens
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creating a lot of
really great artwork
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and a lot of them are
my very good friends.
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♪ Well, someday
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My drag before
going on "Drag Race"
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was intentionally half-baked,
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because I wanted all of my
focus to be on the performance.
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♪ A present for, a
stocking for me ♪
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It was a messy,
slapped-together kind of look.
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Ru just said to me, "You
know, you have so much
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"to offer with your character.
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"If you want to be this
quirky, tacky, disheveled mess,
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"you have to do it at 100 %."
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♪ You
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♪ Darling, your
love, oh I fear ♪
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Even though I am still
very quirky and tacky,
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I think I'm as gorgeous
as I've ever been,
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nowadays.
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More gorgeous than
I've ever been.
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The most gorgeous version
of myself.
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♪ Oh, darling, like you do
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♪ When your love
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♪ Is red and green
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Generally when
I'm getting ready,
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like when I'm starting
my makeup right now,
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all I wanna do is just not
have to do it.
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It takes so long.
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I love the final product
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and I love the way
I look in the end.
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I just hate the process.
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Doing this six nights a week,
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covering yourself in makeup
and painting yourself,
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it just gets a little tedious.
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Other times when makeup artists
have tried to do my makeup,
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I'm really unsatisfied
with it in the end
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because professional
makeup artists who do like,
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fashion editorial
makeup and stuff,
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when you ask them to do
a drag queen's makeup,
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I never think they
put enough makeup on.
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And there's some
drag queens out there
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who can just wear a
little bit of makeup
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and go for the
more natural look,
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but I really just don't
like that on myself.
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I like to look like a
full transformation,
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facial reconstruction
has taken place.
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Let's say all these
front bright lights,
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instead of 50 %,
let's just cut these.
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We'll take, yeah.
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So we can walk on in
this kind of dramatic.
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This is the preset.
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Yeah.
Mine's soft lights.
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Yeah.
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So let's leave it like this
until we get center stage.
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So you kind of just barely
see us in this light.
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Then when we hit center stage,
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that's when you can
bring the lights up,
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maybe we'll start 'em at 50.
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Actually, right
there, that's great.
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Just kinda dim.
257
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'Cause we sing "O Holy Night"
and it's really somber.
258
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♪ O holy night
259
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♪ The stars are
brightly shining ♪
260
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Drag queens, they say
whatever is on their mind
261
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and they don't give a shit
if it's politically correct
262
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or if it offends people.
263
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You know, drag is a satire
264
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and a social commentary.
265
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The character of Jinkx
is supposed to be
266
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kind of boozy and alcoholic.
267
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I like to make jokes like
I'm drunk even if I'm not,
268
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because then if
something goes wrong,
269
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well, you can blame
it on being drunk,
270
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even if you aren't,
you know?
271
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And then they kind of expect
that out of a drag queen.
272
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Normally, a drag
show is just in place
273
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to try to sell more
booze, so it's like,
274
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kind of just expected that the
drag queen's gonna be drunk,
275
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so I kind of just give
them what they want.
276
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Like when I started
drag at age 15,
277
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lots of people acted like I was
278
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the most negative stereotype
of the gay community.
279
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And now, thanks to there
being a reality TV show
280
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all about drag, drag
queens are respected
281
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in a way that they really
weren't when I started drag.
282
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♪ Divine
283
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♪ Oh, now
284
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♪ Oh, now
285
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♪ Oh, now
286
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♪ Ho, now
287
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♪ Baby
288
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♪ O night divine
289
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I saw my first drag
show at age 14,
290
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and I feel like it
changed everything for me.
291
00:14:59,622 --> 00:15:01,279
Like, it changed my whole world
292
00:15:01,314 --> 00:15:03,799
when I saw my first drag show.
293
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♪ They said, you
gotta give it to him ♪
294
00:15:19,125 --> 00:15:20,989
♪ He never was tardy
295
00:15:21,023 --> 00:15:25,683
♪ No one as sorry, no
one as sorry as me ♪
296
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:28,030
♪ Ya-da-da-di
297
00:15:28,065 --> 00:15:31,033
♪ You hung up and
left me there ♪
298
00:15:31,068 --> 00:15:34,554
♪ To put on a show
all in despair ♪
299
00:15:34,588 --> 00:15:39,593
♪ No one as sorry, no
one as sorry as me ♪
300
00:15:41,388 --> 00:15:43,839
♪ We'll never get to
walk on the beach ♪
301
00:15:43,873 --> 00:15:45,910
I was not a normal boy,
302
00:15:47,567 --> 00:15:49,949
but I also came out
at a very early age.
303
00:15:51,019 --> 00:15:52,537
I was way too feminine
304
00:15:52,572 --> 00:15:57,232
and way too
expressive to hide it.
305
00:15:59,682 --> 00:16:01,857
'Cause even when I
thought I was trying
306
00:16:01,891 --> 00:16:03,031
really hard to hide it,
307
00:16:03,065 --> 00:16:06,275
everyone still saw a
little femme-y gay boy.
308
00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:07,759
So when I was like,
well if people
309
00:16:07,794 --> 00:16:09,899
are gonna just assume
that about me anyway,
310
00:16:09,934 --> 00:16:13,386
then I should stop worrying
about playing this game.
311
00:16:14,697 --> 00:16:17,597
It was trying, for a lot of time
312
00:16:17,631 --> 00:16:19,288
and it was hard to go through
313
00:16:19,323 --> 00:16:21,946
the American public
school system like that,
314
00:16:23,085 --> 00:16:25,881
but the more that I
just kind of realized,
315
00:16:25,915 --> 00:16:27,641
you know, there's
no hiding it with me
316
00:16:27,676 --> 00:16:30,368
and I'll be so much happier
when I stop trying to hide it
317
00:16:30,403 --> 00:16:32,301
or trying to be someone else,
318
00:16:33,751 --> 00:16:35,201
the better my life got.
319
00:16:35,235 --> 00:16:39,274
♪ Someday you'll meet another
gal who'll throw you away ♪
320
00:16:39,308 --> 00:16:41,345
♪ And she won't feel sorry
321
00:16:41,379 --> 00:16:44,727
♪ Nearly as sorry as me
322
00:16:46,074 --> 00:16:49,249
Everyone, I'd like to
introduce you to my friends,
323
00:16:49,284 --> 00:16:52,632
Oscar Wilde and Teeth.
324
00:16:57,188 --> 00:16:58,362
I mean, look at those teeth!
325
00:16:59,984 --> 00:17:02,538
Jinkx is very heavily
based on my mom.
326
00:17:02,573 --> 00:17:07,026
My mom doesn't
like that.
327
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:12,686
I don't know about you, but
I would be very embarrassed
328
00:17:12,721 --> 00:17:14,550
to have fake teeth
at such a young age,
329
00:17:14,585 --> 00:17:16,966
you know, I would, I would.
330
00:17:17,001 --> 00:17:19,141
Oh, shit.
331
00:17:19,176 --> 00:17:20,418
Oh, dammit.
332
00:17:20,453 --> 00:17:22,213
I'm not trying to say my
mom was a terrible mom.
333
00:17:22,248 --> 00:17:25,078
She had plenty of great moments.
334
00:17:25,113 --> 00:17:27,149
But she also caused
a lot of problems
335
00:17:27,184 --> 00:17:29,496
for me in my teenage years.
336
00:17:29,531 --> 00:17:32,603
My mom went through
a phase of alcoholism
337
00:17:32,637 --> 00:17:35,847
and went through a phase
of just being very selfish.
338
00:17:35,882 --> 00:17:38,057
And my way of working
through that frustration
339
00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:40,438
was to create a
character out of it.
340
00:17:40,473 --> 00:17:41,715
Mom, I can remember the words.
341
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:43,200
I'm a professional.
342
00:17:43,234 --> 00:17:46,617
The reason I'm able to
be a positive person
343
00:17:46,651 --> 00:17:50,690
and able to keep my mind
focused on, you know,
344
00:17:50,724 --> 00:17:53,279
improving the world
is because I get
345
00:17:53,313 --> 00:17:55,522
all of my anger out on stage.
346
00:17:55,557 --> 00:17:58,284
But there are plenty
of people out there
347
00:17:58,318 --> 00:18:01,528
who do not adhere to one
strict gender, you know.
348
00:18:01,563 --> 00:18:04,186
There are people
who are genderless.
349
00:18:04,221 --> 00:18:05,705
There are people who,
350
00:18:05,739 --> 00:18:08,294
they prefer to be referred
to as genderfluid.
351
00:18:09,847 --> 00:18:13,333
They prefer to be referred
to as gender non-binary.
352
00:18:13,368 --> 00:18:16,129
They prefer not to be
referred to at all.
353
00:18:17,406 --> 00:18:19,822
Yeah, friends, I prefer
not to be referred to.
354
00:18:19,857 --> 00:18:22,860
Yeah, it's very awkward
when we go to parties.
355
00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:24,896
I have to say, "Have
you met my friend?"
356
00:18:28,176 --> 00:18:29,763
And we have to respect that.
357
00:18:29,798 --> 00:18:34,147
We have to respect it.
We have to respect it!
358
00:18:34,182 --> 00:18:37,909
I, myself, I'm much more
enlightened than most of you.
359
00:18:43,329 --> 00:18:46,125
For me, the best thing is when
360
00:18:46,159 --> 00:18:48,092
I'm fully done with
makeup and people,
361
00:18:49,231 --> 00:18:52,993
it used to happen more
before I was on TV,
362
00:18:53,028 --> 00:18:56,618
but people would
think that I was
363
00:18:56,652 --> 00:18:58,654
a real woman trying
to be a drag queen.
364
00:18:58,689 --> 00:19:00,208
Like I was a real
woman painted up
365
00:19:00,242 --> 00:19:02,865
and trying to
impersonate a drag queen.
366
00:19:04,004 --> 00:19:05,627
And I liked that
because it made me feel
367
00:19:05,661 --> 00:19:07,836
like I had fully
transformed into a character
368
00:19:07,870 --> 00:19:09,044
where people really didn't know
369
00:19:09,078 --> 00:19:10,942
if I was a boy
dressed as a woman
370
00:19:10,977 --> 00:19:12,634
or a woman dressed as a woman.
371
00:19:24,577 --> 00:19:28,201
I cannot become any more
masculine than I am now.
372
00:19:28,236 --> 00:19:29,375
♪ Coffee and wine
373
00:19:29,409 --> 00:19:31,342
The older I get, the
more I'm going to start
374
00:19:31,377 --> 00:19:34,966
looking like a man, and
that thought terrifies me.
375
00:19:37,452 --> 00:19:39,937
My ability to shift
between the genders
376
00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:44,873
is the thing that's kept
me from hating my body.
377
00:19:46,944 --> 00:19:50,844
We have been
conditioned for so long
378
00:19:50,879 --> 00:19:53,606
to believe that because
of your genitalia,
379
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:56,402
it's natural for you to
act this way or the other,
380
00:19:56,436 --> 00:20:00,889
and to do anything outside
of that is unnatural.
381
00:20:00,923 --> 00:20:04,513
It used to drive me nuts
trying to feel confident
382
00:20:04,548 --> 00:20:06,791
and feel good about
myself dressed as a boy,
383
00:20:06,826 --> 00:20:09,760
because ding-dong,
I'm not a boy.
384
00:20:09,794 --> 00:20:13,212
You know what, that's
not my inner truth.
385
00:20:14,454 --> 00:20:16,422
♪ Coffee and wine
386
00:20:16,456 --> 00:20:19,321
♪ To give life meaning
387
00:20:19,356 --> 00:20:21,806
I feel a responsibility,
388
00:20:21,841 --> 00:20:25,016
not just as a drag queen
but as a gay celebrity.
389
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,537
You have to be awake, if
you want to be an artist
390
00:20:28,572 --> 00:20:31,471
and not just someone
pushing booze.
391
00:20:32,541 --> 00:20:34,405
I have a much younger audience,
392
00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:37,650
fan base, than I ever expected.
393
00:20:40,066 --> 00:20:41,516
There's gotta be some substance
394
00:20:41,550 --> 00:20:44,864
and there's gotta be
something going on in the show
395
00:20:44,898 --> 00:20:47,798
so that that 14-year-old
boy in the audience
396
00:20:47,832 --> 00:20:49,662
who's seeing their
first drag show,
397
00:20:49,696 --> 00:20:51,319
I wanna make sure
there's something
398
00:20:51,353 --> 00:20:55,909
that they can take home with
them, that means something.
399
00:20:57,221 --> 00:21:02,191
♪ Keep me in the java
400
00:21:04,780 --> 00:21:06,610
♪ And
401
00:21:19,312 --> 00:21:21,210
♪ Wine
402
00:21:27,389 --> 00:21:29,011
Oh, thank you, thank you.
403
00:21:29,046 --> 00:21:30,219
Well.
So.
404
00:21:30,254 --> 00:21:32,912
What happens is, is that
when you're in drag,
405
00:21:32,946 --> 00:21:35,673
you take your penis
and your nuts,
406
00:21:35,708 --> 00:21:37,226
and you squish
them in your hands
407
00:21:37,261 --> 00:21:39,194
and then you pull them all
the way back between your legs
408
00:21:39,228 --> 00:21:40,609
and stuff them up
in your butthole.
409
00:21:40,644 --> 00:21:42,818
And then you put
on a pair of like,
410
00:21:42,853 --> 00:21:44,303
a fucking roll of duct tape,
411
00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:48,065
and five pairs of panties which
are seven sizes too small,
412
00:21:48,099 --> 00:21:51,171
and then you sit around
in six pairs of tights,
413
00:21:51,206 --> 00:21:53,795
in high-heel shoes,
scrunching your toes,
414
00:21:53,829 --> 00:21:55,279
and then you put a
wig on your head,
415
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,764
which is like a thousand degrees
and it's on really tight,
416
00:21:57,799 --> 00:21:59,352
and then you have
a face that feels
417
00:21:59,387 --> 00:22:00,802
like you have a clay mask on.
418
00:22:00,836 --> 00:22:04,357
And then when you're
sitting around
419
00:22:04,392 --> 00:22:07,015
not doing anything
for several hours,
420
00:22:07,049 --> 00:22:09,189
it starts to get
annoying and painful.
421
00:22:09,224 --> 00:22:11,364
And then you have a diva fit.
422
00:22:11,399 --> 00:22:13,884
Hey, can we set this
fucking shelf, please?
423
00:22:13,918 --> 00:22:15,851
I'm fucking over it.
424
00:22:15,886 --> 00:22:17,474
Michelle,
can you start the show?
425
00:22:17,508 --> 00:22:19,924
Can someone start
the fucking show?
426
00:22:19,959 --> 00:22:21,305
We've been fucking
waiting around.
427
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,720
It's like fucking 11 o'clock,
428
00:22:22,755 --> 00:22:24,412
and we haven't started
the fucking show?
429
00:22:24,446 --> 00:22:26,414
All right.
Well, fuck!
430
00:22:26,448 --> 00:22:28,001
You sell my T-shirt.
431
00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:34,663
I didn't sign
one single fucking headshot.
432
00:22:38,391 --> 00:22:39,358
In a lot of the--
433
00:22:39,392 --> 00:22:40,807
Sorry.
434
00:22:40,842 --> 00:22:42,291
It's the corset.
435
00:22:54,131 --> 00:22:56,478
We're like witches in
more ways than one.
436
00:22:56,513 --> 00:23:00,033
If you've ever seen the
Anjelica Huston movie "Witches,"
437
00:23:00,068 --> 00:23:03,658
where she's like, "You
may remove your wigs,"
438
00:23:03,692 --> 00:23:05,107
and they all pull off their wigs
439
00:23:05,142 --> 00:23:07,558
and they have these
horrible bald heads.
440
00:23:07,593 --> 00:23:08,835
They kick off their shoes
441
00:23:08,870 --> 00:23:10,665
and they have these
big block feet.
442
00:23:11,873 --> 00:23:14,254
It's like, that's
about drag queens.
443
00:23:14,289 --> 00:23:16,153
I mean like, half the
extras in that movie
444
00:23:16,187 --> 00:23:20,122
are men dressed as women
and I think Roald Dahl
445
00:23:20,157 --> 00:23:24,437
in his infinite wisdom
just knew
446
00:23:24,472 --> 00:23:26,025
what it's like to
be a drag queen
447
00:23:26,059 --> 00:23:28,786
and wrote a book about it
and called it "The Witches."
448
00:23:31,824 --> 00:23:36,829
As glamorous as this all
looks, it's fucking painful.
449
00:23:37,554 --> 00:23:38,658
It's really painful.
450
00:23:38,693 --> 00:23:42,869
To create the
hyper-Western concept
451
00:23:42,904 --> 00:23:44,906
of the perfect female form,
452
00:23:44,940 --> 00:23:48,254
we are constantly
suffering from fever.
453
00:23:48,288 --> 00:23:52,431
Our bodies are constantly
confined by spandex,
454
00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:55,157
which causes us to get very
hot and to sweat a lot.
455
00:23:55,192 --> 00:23:57,919
And then all the things we
use to manipulate our bodies
456
00:23:57,953 --> 00:24:00,577
into the female form is
absorbing all of that,
457
00:24:00,611 --> 00:24:02,751
so the most
beautiful drag queen,
458
00:24:02,786 --> 00:24:06,203
just right underneath
their crust,
459
00:24:06,237 --> 00:24:11,242
is nothing but disgust.
460
00:24:12,105 --> 00:24:13,279
When I'm super busy in drag,
461
00:24:13,313 --> 00:24:16,247
I don't shower with
any regularity.
462
00:24:16,282 --> 00:24:19,078
It's like pulling teeth to
get me to take a shower.
463
00:24:20,217 --> 00:24:21,805
When you're on the
road and you're doing
464
00:24:21,839 --> 00:24:23,807
show after show after
show after show,
465
00:24:23,841 --> 00:24:28,156
you don't have washing machines
to wash your tights, so--
466
00:24:28,190 --> 00:24:30,779
So, it looks really
lovely, but like,
467
00:24:30,814 --> 00:24:32,056
you're really glad this movie
468
00:24:32,091 --> 00:24:34,231
isn't in smell-o-vision,
'cause it's like--
469
00:24:34,265 --> 00:24:37,096
Eventually you start smelling
like Gouda and corn chips.
470
00:24:37,130 --> 00:24:38,546
Chicken for a few days
471
00:24:38,580 --> 00:24:42,135
and then it starts smelling
like something is wrong.
472
00:24:42,170 --> 00:24:43,343
We smell like bile.
473
00:24:43,378 --> 00:24:44,448
Like, filth.
474
00:24:44,483 --> 00:24:45,863
Like a mole person.
475
00:24:45,898 --> 00:24:47,865
Like it could get
somebody else ill.
476
00:24:48,935 --> 00:24:50,178
We're disgusting.
477
00:24:51,559 --> 00:24:53,181
I can't believe anyone fucks us.
478
00:25:29,666 --> 00:25:32,910
♪ Once upon a time
479
00:25:32,945 --> 00:25:36,811
♪ Science opened up the door
480
00:25:36,845 --> 00:25:38,813
You know, I get put into a box
481
00:25:38,847 --> 00:25:42,817
of being a horror
queen or an Elvira.
482
00:25:44,266 --> 00:25:47,304
This is a stereotype that I
personally am not offended by.
483
00:25:48,512 --> 00:25:52,274
♪ Touch the creatures
down below ♪
484
00:25:52,309 --> 00:25:55,001
♪ And they grew up in a way
485
00:25:55,036 --> 00:25:56,278
You know, and I
kind of, you know,
486
00:25:56,313 --> 00:25:59,627
no pun intended, dug my
own grave on that one.
487
00:25:59,661 --> 00:26:03,562
♪ Supernature
488
00:26:03,596 --> 00:26:07,324
♪ Supernature
489
00:26:07,358 --> 00:26:11,190
♪ Supernature
490
00:26:11,224 --> 00:26:13,710
♪ Supernature
491
00:26:16,367 --> 00:26:18,922
When I was growing up
and like, going out,
492
00:26:18,956 --> 00:26:21,200
I never did the gay thing.
493
00:26:23,685 --> 00:26:27,171
You know, I primarily
was a feral gay rat
494
00:26:27,206 --> 00:26:30,830
raised by street punks.
495
00:26:32,660 --> 00:26:35,973
♪ Supernature
496
00:26:36,008 --> 00:26:39,736
♪ Supernature
497
00:26:39,770 --> 00:26:41,634
♪ Supernature
498
00:26:41,669 --> 00:26:45,086
The more gay culture has
gotten, you know, more accepted,
499
00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:46,708
gay is not as punk
as it used to be,
500
00:26:46,743 --> 00:26:51,575
so I wanna create a punk,
cool, underground drag queen.
501
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:54,233
♪ Supernature
502
00:27:00,204 --> 00:27:01,240
Oh my goth.
503
00:27:03,587 --> 00:27:06,107
Can I get a fatherfucking
hail Satan out here?
504
00:27:06,141 --> 00:27:07,695
Hail Satan!
505
00:27:07,729 --> 00:27:09,144
And I don't believe in God
506
00:27:09,179 --> 00:27:10,525
and I don't believe
in the devil,
507
00:27:10,559 --> 00:27:12,458
but I do believe in you and me.
508
00:27:15,875 --> 00:27:18,119
Day gigs should be illegal.
509
00:27:19,292 --> 00:27:21,881
Yeah, this shit
should be illegal.
510
00:27:21,916 --> 00:27:24,366
We are designed for the night.
511
00:27:24,401 --> 00:27:25,229
Oh, God.
512
00:27:31,339 --> 00:27:34,583
Thank you so much, it's
my Halloween costumes.
513
00:27:34,618 --> 00:27:36,447
Feel free to try
them on if you want.
514
00:27:38,311 --> 00:27:39,692
Thank you so much, bye.
515
00:27:41,004 --> 00:27:43,213
Do you have alts?
516
00:27:43,247 --> 00:27:44,421
For Halloween, never.
517
00:27:44,455 --> 00:27:46,492
I'm the fucking
queen of Halloween.
518
00:27:46,526 --> 00:27:47,873
Well, once Elvira dies.
519
00:27:47,907 --> 00:27:49,840
But I'm
looking at your toenails
520
00:27:49,875 --> 00:27:51,048
and I'm concerned.
521
00:27:52,015 --> 00:27:53,257
You should be.
522
00:27:53,292 --> 00:27:54,500
Is
that from dancing?
523
00:27:54,534 --> 00:27:55,984
This is just old
black nail polish,
524
00:27:56,019 --> 00:28:00,333
but our pantyhose
constrict toes so much
525
00:28:01,541 --> 00:28:03,578
that they're full of
callouses and corns.
526
00:28:05,028 --> 00:28:07,927
The what to wear's always
difficult in a day gig.
527
00:28:07,962 --> 00:28:09,032
Why?
528
00:28:09,066 --> 00:28:12,104
Because I think
costumes on drag queens
529
00:28:12,138 --> 00:28:14,451
during the day looks dirty.
530
00:28:15,901 --> 00:28:20,526
It looks, I mean, it
sounds oxymoronic,
531
00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:22,631
but it looks too much.
532
00:28:24,254 --> 00:28:26,808
In a spotlight you
look like Barbie,
533
00:28:26,843 --> 00:28:30,985
and in the sunlight you
look like a birthday cake.
534
00:28:36,404 --> 00:28:40,511
I did find a bag of
cocaine in my
535
00:28:40,546 --> 00:28:41,892
toothbrush bag though today,
536
00:28:41,927 --> 00:28:44,343
which is kind of a shock.
Did you fly with it?
537
00:28:44,377 --> 00:28:45,275
Oops.
538
00:28:45,309 --> 00:28:46,034
Oh my God.
539
00:28:47,208 --> 00:28:49,141
I don't know anything
about that, Occifer.
540
00:28:51,212 --> 00:28:54,629
The fun about drag is that
you can escape yourself
541
00:28:54,663 --> 00:28:56,286
in a million different people.
542
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,081
I'm every woman,
they're all in me.
543
00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:04,501
Oh, day gigs.
544
00:29:04,535 --> 00:29:05,674
It's just not right.
545
00:29:30,941 --> 00:29:32,598
The great thing about
Pittsburgh is that
546
00:29:32,632 --> 00:29:36,740
they don't give a fuck
who I am, you know?
547
00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:38,190
Right after "Drag Race" it was
548
00:29:38,224 --> 00:29:40,848
a sensation for maybe an hour.
549
00:29:42,159 --> 00:29:44,368
Why the fuck you
all up this early?
550
00:29:46,129 --> 00:29:47,509
This is torture.
551
00:29:49,408 --> 00:29:51,410
After "Drag Race" I
had the opportunity
552
00:29:51,444 --> 00:29:53,653
to move to Los
Angeles like a lot of
553
00:29:54,862 --> 00:29:58,451
my "RuPaul's Drag Race"
sisters do, or New York,
554
00:29:58,486 --> 00:29:59,832
or you know, even get
out of the country,
555
00:29:59,867 --> 00:30:02,593
but I look at Pittsburgh
the way John Waters
556
00:30:02,628 --> 00:30:04,250
looks at Baltimore,
because it's like
557
00:30:04,285 --> 00:30:06,874
an escape from all
of this, you know?
558
00:30:08,185 --> 00:30:09,600
Would you like some
of my vodka, though?
559
00:30:09,635 --> 00:30:11,740
Sure.
560
00:30:13,950 --> 00:30:15,848
When I say that's a whole
glass of vodka, I'm not lying.
561
00:30:15,883 --> 00:30:17,263
Go ahead, have a little sip.
562
00:30:18,471 --> 00:30:21,164
Pittsburgh's just an
old industrial town
563
00:30:21,198 --> 00:30:24,408
where you can still smoke in
the bars, and I love that.
564
00:30:24,443 --> 00:30:27,446
So I dropped out
my freshman year.
565
00:30:30,242 --> 00:30:32,002
Well, I didn't really drop out,
566
00:30:32,037 --> 00:30:35,040
my counselor brought
in my parents
567
00:30:35,074 --> 00:30:37,249
and said it might be
best if I left the school
568
00:30:37,283 --> 00:30:40,908
because my visuals were a distraction to the other students.
569
00:30:42,357 --> 00:30:45,119
So I left high school,
then I came to Pittsburgh.
570
00:30:53,748 --> 00:30:57,165
We were just a group of
misfit Pittsburgh drag queens.
571
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:59,098
We became successful
quite quickly
572
00:30:59,133 --> 00:31:01,238
because I think what
we were doing on stage
573
00:31:01,273 --> 00:31:04,345
was reflecting who they were.
574
00:31:04,379 --> 00:31:08,349
It's a rough, sloppy,
rusted industrial town,
575
00:31:08,383 --> 00:31:10,523
so I think they liked
that we were rough
576
00:31:10,558 --> 00:31:13,941
and punk and more in-your-face.
577
00:31:22,363 --> 00:31:24,158
You know, it was never
just a pretty dress
578
00:31:24,192 --> 00:31:25,607
and the lipstick, you know,
579
00:31:25,642 --> 00:31:28,300
there was always a
political, a transgressive,
580
00:31:28,334 --> 00:31:31,890
or a hyper-art side
to what we were doing.
581
00:31:33,512 --> 00:31:34,893
♪ Hail Satan
582
00:31:34,927 --> 00:31:36,066
Just because we're drag queens
583
00:31:36,101 --> 00:31:37,723
doesn't mean we all
come from the same pasts
584
00:31:37,757 --> 00:31:39,138
and we're on the same path.
585
00:31:39,173 --> 00:31:42,762
I didn't want to be RuPaul,
I wanted to be Divine.
586
00:31:42,797 --> 00:31:45,731
You know, I was
introduced to drag
587
00:31:45,765 --> 00:31:50,736
by being something
really bonkers and scary.
588
00:31:51,633 --> 00:31:53,325
I call it visual terrorism.
589
00:31:54,222 --> 00:31:55,983
9/11 in high heels.
590
00:31:56,017 --> 00:31:59,296
Gay people are the one minority
people don't really fear.
591
00:32:00,815 --> 00:32:05,475
They can scare normal culture
and that's fun, and needed.
592
00:32:13,034 --> 00:32:15,554
Red wine before noon is gross.
593
00:32:17,107 --> 00:32:18,626
Not gross enough not to drink.
594
00:32:22,630 --> 00:32:25,322
Not a real drag queen
unless you have no toes
595
00:32:26,772 --> 00:32:29,602
and they're spilling over,
ready to commit suicide.
596
00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:32,640
It's called a suicide toe.
597
00:32:32,674 --> 00:32:33,848
Ready to jump.
598
00:32:34,780 --> 00:32:37,024
How clockable is
this lace today?
599
00:32:37,058 --> 00:32:38,991
Like, right up on it,
yeah, you can see it,
600
00:32:39,026 --> 00:32:40,441
but if you move away you can't.
601
00:32:40,475 --> 00:32:42,098
It's a classic lace, then?
602
00:32:42,132 --> 00:32:43,754
Yeah.
Okay.
603
00:32:43,789 --> 00:32:45,653
I don't wear costumes
in a day gig.
604
00:32:49,105 --> 00:32:51,590
A full face of
makeup, of course.
605
00:32:51,624 --> 00:32:54,351
I had the best night's
sleep last night, though.
606
00:32:54,386 --> 00:32:55,559
You got in last night?
607
00:32:55,594 --> 00:32:58,010
Got in last night,
watched this documentary
608
00:32:58,045 --> 00:33:02,325
about child sex offenders.
609
00:33:02,359 --> 00:33:04,327
Oh, I bet you were in heaven.
610
00:33:04,361 --> 00:33:06,191
I was like, "Oh,
why is this on A&E,
611
00:33:06,225 --> 00:33:07,847
"they're not describing enough."
612
00:33:11,265 --> 00:33:12,507
Now if I found a time machine
613
00:33:12,542 --> 00:33:14,302
and I had sex with
my six-year-old self,
614
00:33:14,337 --> 00:33:15,855
would that be illegal?
615
00:33:15,890 --> 00:33:17,857
Six-year-old?
616
00:33:17,892 --> 00:33:19,687
I wasn't even that cute at six.
617
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,449
Not like--
618
00:33:23,484 --> 00:33:25,589
You had only had half the
procedures done by then.
619
00:33:27,281 --> 00:33:29,869
You wanna go to a
pageant tonight?
620
00:33:29,904 --> 00:33:31,699
Sonique is performing.
621
00:33:31,733 --> 00:33:33,977
Is it in this town?
622
00:33:34,012 --> 00:33:35,772
No, it's in downtown L.A.
623
00:33:35,806 --> 00:33:39,879
I have a 5:30 a.m.
and it's Chad's--
624
00:33:39,914 --> 00:33:41,157
But it's a T-girl pageant.
625
00:33:41,191 --> 00:33:43,159
I know, I know, I know, I know.
626
00:33:43,193 --> 00:33:44,401
Caitlyn Jenner--
627
00:33:44,436 --> 00:33:46,196
Caitlyn Jenner is
gonna be judging it.
628
00:33:46,231 --> 00:33:48,612
I'll be there.
629
00:33:50,511 --> 00:33:53,065
My shoe is slowly
filling up with blood.
630
00:33:54,411 --> 00:33:55,826
Oh, day gigs.
631
00:33:55,861 --> 00:33:57,173
My foot fell asleep.
632
00:34:02,557 --> 00:34:04,180
This is corporal punishment.
633
00:34:11,118 --> 00:34:12,774
Can we get a golf cart?
634
00:34:14,914 --> 00:34:16,399
Or any sport cart.
635
00:34:18,642 --> 00:34:20,472
A go-kart.
636
00:34:20,506 --> 00:34:21,473
A big wheel.
637
00:34:22,888 --> 00:34:25,063
If Caitlyn Jenner was here
we'd have a golf cart.
638
00:34:26,685 --> 00:34:27,996
Think it's the only
thing she's legally
639
00:34:28,031 --> 00:34:29,308
allowed to drive nowadays.
640
00:34:30,171 --> 00:34:31,448
Sit on the outside.
641
00:34:32,553 --> 00:34:33,381
Maybe not.
642
00:34:34,589 --> 00:34:36,453
Okay, this is like
the Flintstones.
643
00:34:37,937 --> 00:34:40,561
I'm like the fucking steak
in the Flintstones, girl.
644
00:34:42,977 --> 00:34:45,738
Oh my god, how tall am I?
645
00:34:45,773 --> 00:34:48,327
I'm the tallest
person I've ever.
646
00:34:48,362 --> 00:34:49,363
You good?
647
00:34:49,397 --> 00:34:50,433
Yeah, I think so.
648
00:34:52,918 --> 00:34:55,438
I need that
mic wet, wet, wet.
649
00:34:55,472 --> 00:34:57,336
Wet as can be.
650
00:34:57,371 --> 00:34:58,613
Yeah, give
me as much reverb
651
00:34:58,648 --> 00:35:00,408
as you can.
Reverb to the point of echo.
652
00:35:00,443 --> 00:35:01,651
I don't want that, though.
653
00:35:01,685 --> 00:35:03,066
Tell them to shut it off.
654
00:35:09,417 --> 00:35:12,040
Every time I get ready
and I look in the mirror
655
00:35:12,075 --> 00:35:14,871
I always say, "I'm never
gonna look better than this,"
656
00:35:14,905 --> 00:35:17,425
and then one year from
that I'll look back at that
657
00:35:17,460 --> 00:35:19,910
and I'll be like, "Oh God,
what was she thinking?"
658
00:35:19,945 --> 00:35:22,913
Then think that is the current
standard of perfection.
659
00:35:22,948 --> 00:35:25,192
It's never gonna get
any better than that.
660
00:35:25,226 --> 00:35:29,437
If I think I ever felt like
there was no more growth
661
00:35:29,472 --> 00:35:32,026
in this art form then
I'd probably quit.
662
00:35:32,060 --> 00:35:34,408
♪ I'm not alone
663
00:35:34,442 --> 00:35:37,342
I like it to just
reflect the insanity
664
00:35:37,376 --> 00:35:39,723
that's going on up here.
665
00:35:39,758 --> 00:35:41,794
Then it also proves
to be very therapeutic
666
00:35:41,829 --> 00:35:44,487
for me to perform it live,
667
00:35:44,521 --> 00:35:48,007
because I think the stage
is a great punching bag.
668
00:35:48,042 --> 00:35:51,804
I mean, it's more
legal than killing people.
669
00:35:56,775 --> 00:36:01,780
♪ You're casting your
spell and I'm hypnotized ♪
670
00:36:03,022 --> 00:36:04,058
♪ You're a hellhound
671
00:36:04,092 --> 00:36:05,439
I don't have the most fans,
672
00:36:05,473 --> 00:36:07,648
but I think I have
the best fans.
673
00:36:07,682 --> 00:36:09,201
People who are fans
of Sharon Needles
674
00:36:09,236 --> 00:36:12,756
are usually introverted
and damaged in some way
675
00:36:12,791 --> 00:36:15,483
and I most definitely put that
676
00:36:15,518 --> 00:36:18,521
in my music and
in my songwriting.
677
00:36:18,555 --> 00:36:23,353
♪ You're my Dracula,
la, la, la, la ♪
678
00:36:26,425 --> 00:36:28,807
Happy Halloween, hail Satan,
679
00:36:28,841 --> 00:36:31,327
and as always,
kill your parents!
680
00:36:35,538 --> 00:36:37,195
Is there anywhere
for Grandma to sit?
681
00:36:37,229 --> 00:36:42,165
There's a bench over here.
682
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:43,891
How've you been, I haven't
seen you in a while?
683
00:36:43,925 --> 00:36:45,651
I
know, since 340 I think?
684
00:36:45,686 --> 00:36:46,583
Yeah, since 340.
685
00:36:46,618 --> 00:36:47,446
Yeah.
686
00:36:48,516 --> 00:36:49,690
Did you guys enjoy the show?
687
00:36:49,724 --> 00:36:51,243
Sorry it was so
short, but you know,
688
00:36:51,278 --> 00:36:53,314
that's festivals, you know?
689
00:36:53,349 --> 00:36:54,867
It was nuts in there.
690
00:36:54,902 --> 00:36:55,799
They throw you
on and they throw you off.
691
00:36:55,834 --> 00:36:57,042
But the sound was really good.
692
00:36:57,076 --> 00:36:58,285
No, it was great.
693
00:36:58,319 --> 00:36:59,562
Yeah, now I have to
pack up real quick,
694
00:36:59,596 --> 00:37:01,495
grab all my Halloween
costumes for my tour,
695
00:37:01,529 --> 00:37:04,014
just got sent in
at the front desk,
696
00:37:04,049 --> 00:37:07,777
and tonight I'm meeting one
of my all-time biggest icons.
697
00:37:07,811 --> 00:37:08,812
Which one?
698
00:37:08,847 --> 00:37:10,055
You'll never guess.
699
00:37:10,089 --> 00:37:10,849
I probably won't.
700
00:37:10,883 --> 00:37:12,333
Guess, Caitlyn Jenner.
701
00:37:13,334 --> 00:37:14,784
You're not.
Oh my god.
702
00:37:14,818 --> 00:37:16,130
Say that again.
703
00:37:16,164 --> 00:37:18,788
I love her, Caitlyn Jenner.
Caitlyn Jenner!
704
00:37:18,822 --> 00:37:20,272
Oh.
Where are you meeting her?
705
00:37:20,307 --> 00:37:22,757
One of my biggest icons
that I really identify with.
706
00:37:22,792 --> 00:37:24,311
You know, they all
love it at first
707
00:37:24,345 --> 00:37:26,209
and then change their
mind real quick.
708
00:37:29,074 --> 00:37:30,489
I don't wanna call her an idol
709
00:37:30,524 --> 00:37:33,389
because there's nothing
about her that I want to be,
710
00:37:33,423 --> 00:37:35,529
but she's certainly one of
711
00:37:35,563 --> 00:37:37,427
the biggest icons
of our current time.
712
00:37:37,462 --> 00:37:40,292
You ever seen a
transsexual be so hated on?
713
00:37:40,327 --> 00:37:41,604
It proves that
transgender people
714
00:37:41,638 --> 00:37:43,399
are just like us,
we can hate them.
715
00:37:44,365 --> 00:37:45,504
Times.
I hate everyone, so.
716
00:37:45,539 --> 00:37:46,712
'Cause
people think they're
717
00:37:46,747 --> 00:37:47,541
doing it for attention.
They are a-changin'.
718
00:37:47,575 --> 00:37:48,783
Happy Halloween, guys.
719
00:37:48,818 --> 00:37:50,682
Bye, Aaron.
Thank you so much.
720
00:37:52,339 --> 00:37:53,236
Tell all my babies hi.
721
00:37:53,271 --> 00:37:54,479
I will.
722
00:37:54,513 --> 00:37:55,652
I'm still looking
for your ice pops
723
00:37:55,687 --> 00:37:56,619
but I think they're
discontinued.
724
00:37:56,653 --> 00:37:58,310
My what?
Ice pops.
725
00:37:58,345 --> 00:38:01,555
My fans know that I have
an obsession with ice pops.
726
00:38:02,418 --> 00:38:03,315
And cocaine.
727
00:38:04,765 --> 00:38:06,629
And you're not
even with a drag queen now.
728
00:38:07,733 --> 00:38:09,494
False eyelash, shit bitch.
729
00:38:09,528 --> 00:38:11,634
It was their
cool mean girl table
730
00:38:11,668 --> 00:38:13,083
and then me, The Princess--
731
00:38:13,118 --> 00:38:17,053
It was not the cool table!
And Madame LaQueer.
732
00:38:17,087 --> 00:38:19,607
Let me ask you a question,
like a witchy question.
733
00:38:19,642 --> 00:38:21,402
Do you think of me as a friend?
734
00:38:21,437 --> 00:38:22,679
Yes, of course, I think of you
735
00:38:22,714 --> 00:38:23,715
as one of my best
friends, actually.
736
00:38:23,749 --> 00:38:24,543
Good.
737
00:38:24,578 --> 00:38:25,786
One of my best sisters.
738
00:38:25,820 --> 00:38:27,719
Good, then we're
on the same page.
739
00:38:27,753 --> 00:38:29,237
I thought I wanted to fuck him
740
00:38:29,272 --> 00:38:31,343
but I know that that's just
never a good idea with us
741
00:38:31,378 --> 00:38:34,104
because I have a
hard time maintaining
742
00:38:34,139 --> 00:38:36,037
an erection for
people I respect.
743
00:38:40,110 --> 00:38:44,183
Yeah, I mean, I always say
if I didn't use dating apps,
744
00:38:44,218 --> 00:38:46,979
if I didn't use Grindr,
I wouldn't meet anyone,
745
00:38:47,014 --> 00:38:50,776
because literally when I'm
on tour the schedule is,
746
00:38:50,811 --> 00:38:53,158
get on the plane
early in the morning,
747
00:38:53,192 --> 00:38:58,197
get to the hotel, maybe have
a couple hours to nap or eat,
748
00:38:59,302 --> 00:39:01,511
then immediately
start getting in drag.
749
00:39:01,546 --> 00:39:05,101
So I meet promoters and I
meet like, other drag queens
750
00:39:05,135 --> 00:39:07,483
and I meet go-go boys and stuff,
751
00:39:07,517 --> 00:39:09,416
but I don't meet
many real people
752
00:39:09,450 --> 00:39:11,487
who aren't in the
business these days
753
00:39:11,521 --> 00:39:14,075
unless I use a dating app.
754
00:39:14,110 --> 00:39:16,457
I've realized it
is a lot trickier,
755
00:39:16,492 --> 00:39:18,804
especially because gay, I
always forget about that.
756
00:39:18,839 --> 00:39:21,324
It shrinks the population down.
757
00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:23,395
If they know me,
do they only wanna
758
00:39:23,430 --> 00:39:26,122
hang out with me
because they're a fan?
759
00:39:26,156 --> 00:39:28,193
Sometimes I meet guys
who don't know me
760
00:39:28,227 --> 00:39:30,195
and they just
really don't get it.
761
00:39:30,229 --> 00:39:31,921
I try to explain
my career to them
762
00:39:31,955 --> 00:39:35,614
and they have zero idea what
I'm talking about.
763
00:39:35,649 --> 00:39:38,306
I'm starving for
affection, Sharon.
764
00:39:38,341 --> 00:39:40,412
Nobody will fuck me.
765
00:39:40,447 --> 00:39:43,311
Oh my god!
That's not true.
766
00:39:43,346 --> 00:39:44,243
Well, don't sound desperate.
Yes it is true,
767
00:39:44,278 --> 00:39:46,349
are you gonna fuck me, bitch?
768
00:39:46,384 --> 00:39:47,177
I don't think so.
769
00:39:47,212 --> 00:39:48,420
Is Jiggles gonna--
770
00:39:48,455 --> 00:39:50,180
Violet was tweeting that
she wants to fuck you--
771
00:39:50,215 --> 00:39:51,423
For the fame.
772
00:39:51,458 --> 00:39:53,252
Is this bitch gonna
spread her fat rolls
773
00:39:53,287 --> 00:39:55,047
all over my beautiful
fucking body, bitch?
774
00:39:55,082 --> 00:39:57,187
You leave my bakery
alone, bitch.
775
00:39:57,222 --> 00:39:59,845
Are you gonna fucking
stuff my hungry mouth
776
00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:03,435
with your delicious
Asia rolls, bitch?
777
00:40:03,470 --> 00:40:04,747
No.
778
00:40:04,781 --> 00:40:05,989
Go fuck yourself.
779
00:40:06,024 --> 00:40:07,508
Leave her sweet
buns out of this.
780
00:40:07,543 --> 00:40:08,785
That's kind of what
it is, it's like,
781
00:40:08,820 --> 00:40:10,442
all right, that guy
looks like he could test
782
00:40:10,477 --> 00:40:13,307
the challenge of my
whims in changing
783
00:40:13,341 --> 00:40:17,691
and like, ridiculous
expectations on every level.
784
00:40:17,725 --> 00:40:20,452
That's gotta be a
really special person.
785
00:40:20,487 --> 00:40:22,454
Who's gonna graduate from
the university of my pussy,
786
00:40:22,489 --> 00:40:26,147
summa cum laude, and gonna
donate to the alumni fund?
787
00:40:27,286 --> 00:40:28,771
Not a lot of people
at this, you know,
788
00:40:28,805 --> 00:40:33,327
small, unaccredited college
in the mountains.
789
00:40:33,361 --> 00:40:34,880
You gotta let nature
take its course.
790
00:40:34,915 --> 00:40:36,226
Will you give me a kiss?
791
00:40:38,056 --> 00:40:38,919
Jiggles?
792
00:40:38,953 --> 00:40:40,472
Nope.
793
00:40:40,507 --> 00:40:41,473
Lift
your fucking mouth.
794
00:40:41,508 --> 00:40:42,301
No!
795
00:40:42,336 --> 00:40:43,164
Kiss me.
796
00:40:43,199 --> 00:40:44,407
Kiss me.
No!
797
00:40:44,442 --> 00:40:45,443
That is rape.
Kiss my gross-ass
798
00:40:45,477 --> 00:40:46,547
smoker mouth.
That is rape.
799
00:40:46,582 --> 00:40:47,824
No, I'm saying kiss me.
800
00:40:47,859 --> 00:40:49,412
Rape!
What can I do?
801
00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:51,587
No, don't shout rape when
you're not getting raped.
802
00:40:52,657 --> 00:40:55,038
That's a lie, kiss me.
803
00:40:55,073 --> 00:40:56,833
Kiss me, you fucking fat bitch.
804
00:40:56,868 --> 00:40:59,422
No, I don't want his curse.
Why?
805
00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:00,768
'Cause I'm not a lesbian.
806
00:41:02,287 --> 00:41:04,600
Kiss me, kiss me, kiss me.
807
00:41:04,634 --> 00:41:05,877
I'm not gonna turn around.
808
00:41:05,911 --> 00:41:07,016
I'm gonna endanger
this whole vehicle
809
00:41:07,050 --> 00:41:08,673
until you kiss me.
Oh my God!
810
00:41:08,707 --> 00:41:10,985
Give her a sweet little
sister peck on the lips.
811
00:41:11,020 --> 00:41:13,194
Are you not my
fucking sister, bitch?
812
00:41:13,229 --> 00:41:14,368
Okay.
813
00:41:15,058 --> 00:41:16,646
Thank you, God.
814
00:41:16,681 --> 00:41:18,165
Now we'll do it on
the lips next time
815
00:41:18,199 --> 00:41:19,856
when my dingaling's
out and hard.
816
00:41:23,860 --> 00:41:26,069
How the fuck you doin', London?
817
00:41:27,623 --> 00:41:31,316
Listen, I'm a junkie and I'm
not gonna apologize for it.
818
00:41:31,350 --> 00:41:33,111
I'm also growing out my hair.
819
00:41:33,145 --> 00:41:34,664
Does it look nice?
820
00:41:34,699 --> 00:41:36,045
Thanks so much.
821
00:41:36,079 --> 00:41:38,530
Listen, the holidays
for me are all about,
822
00:41:38,565 --> 00:41:40,843
you know, good food,
great relationships,
823
00:41:40,877 --> 00:41:44,536
and then, well, trying
not to fuck my dad.
824
00:41:44,571 --> 00:41:47,056
And it's hard, you know, 'cause
he's a really handsome guy,
825
00:41:47,090 --> 00:41:49,023
but that's neither
here nor there.
826
00:41:49,058 --> 00:41:50,818
These
days, would you say
827
00:41:50,853 --> 00:41:53,614
that you're straight-up
just a comedian?
828
00:41:53,649 --> 00:41:55,374
No, no, no.
829
00:41:56,755 --> 00:41:59,551
I'm an auteur who moonlights
as a romance novelist,
830
00:41:59,586 --> 00:42:01,519
but just hasn't
written any books yet.
831
00:42:01,553 --> 00:42:04,591
Listen, something they never
teach in school no more
832
00:42:04,625 --> 00:42:06,731
is that when Dorothy went to Oz,
833
00:42:06,765 --> 00:42:09,492
she had to have sex with
the Tin Man, the Scarecrow,
834
00:42:09,527 --> 00:42:12,115
but the Lion wouldn't fuck
her 'cause he was gay.
835
00:42:13,496 --> 00:42:14,566
Did you know that?
836
00:42:14,601 --> 00:42:16,568
Wait, are you 14 years old?
837
00:42:16,603 --> 00:42:17,776
Fuck.
838
00:42:17,811 --> 00:42:19,537
I feel like I'm just
a Jessica Simpson
839
00:42:19,571 --> 00:42:21,228
with the heart of Bill Cosby
840
00:42:21,262 --> 00:42:23,920
and the legs of
Jackie Joyner-Kersee.
841
00:42:25,163 --> 00:42:27,614
That's not true, I don't
know what that means.
842
00:42:27,648 --> 00:42:30,375
♪ I had a shot of Vicodin
843
00:42:30,409 --> 00:42:31,583
Wait, what?
844
00:42:31,618 --> 00:42:33,516
What the fuck is that?
845
00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:34,724
I mean, I don't
know, do you think,
846
00:42:34,759 --> 00:42:35,691
I mean, I'm not a comedian.
847
00:42:35,725 --> 00:42:37,278
What do comedians do?
848
00:42:37,313 --> 00:42:38,590
They have specials for one hour
849
00:42:38,625 --> 00:42:41,593
where they wear a boring
outfit with a microphone
850
00:42:41,628 --> 00:42:45,597
and they say, "You guys,
when I fuck my wife's pussy
851
00:42:45,632 --> 00:42:47,323
"it just goes split,
splatter, splatter.
852
00:42:47,357 --> 00:42:49,221
"It makes all these
splashy noises,
853
00:42:49,256 --> 00:42:51,465
"and I don't know how
to feel about that."
854
00:42:51,499 --> 00:42:52,604
I mean, that's
every comedy special
855
00:42:52,639 --> 00:42:54,054
I've ever seen, but you know.
856
00:42:54,088 --> 00:42:54,882
I don't know.
857
00:42:56,332 --> 00:42:59,335
I like making people laugh
but sometimes I know,
858
00:42:59,369 --> 00:43:01,924
it's not that I
know that I'm funny,
859
00:43:01,958 --> 00:43:03,891
it's that what I'm
saying is interesting
860
00:43:03,926 --> 00:43:05,479
and I know that, even
if I'm in a room,
861
00:43:05,513 --> 00:43:07,136
I'm just in the wrong room.
862
00:43:07,170 --> 00:43:08,620
But I know there's a right room.
863
00:43:08,655 --> 00:43:10,001
Happy New Year's to you.
864
00:43:10,035 --> 00:43:11,796
They say new year, new you,
865
00:43:11,830 --> 00:43:14,557
and I have three New
Year's resolutions.
866
00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:17,974
I wanna find my dead cat
and give it a proper burial,
867
00:43:18,009 --> 00:43:19,700
I wanna call up
Denise on the phone
868
00:43:19,735 --> 00:43:21,253
and say I'm sorry
for calling her
869
00:43:21,288 --> 00:43:23,842
a cunt in front of her dead
mom, and the last thing,
870
00:43:23,877 --> 00:43:26,465
I gotta start flossin'
again, but it's hard.
871
00:43:28,675 --> 00:43:30,124
A satirist?
872
00:43:30,159 --> 00:43:31,091
Can we try?
873
00:43:31,125 --> 00:43:32,644
No.
874
00:43:32,679 --> 00:43:34,059
You're so hung up on labels,
why can't I just be a woman?
875
00:43:34,094 --> 00:43:35,474
Don't put me in a box.
876
00:43:35,509 --> 00:43:37,649
You can put me in a
shopping cart but not a box.
877
00:43:37,684 --> 00:43:40,548
That's comedy.
878
00:43:40,583 --> 00:43:42,999
You guys should really think
about not drinking so much.
879
00:43:43,034 --> 00:43:44,380
Good night!
880
00:43:44,414 --> 00:43:45,623
Which witch is which?
881
00:43:45,657 --> 00:43:47,555
All right, so I can
actually not sing,
882
00:43:47,590 --> 00:43:49,109
but I like to sing
in characters.
883
00:43:49,143 --> 00:43:50,179
Good.
Could we do like,
884
00:43:50,213 --> 00:43:51,698
♪ Camptown races
sing that song ♪
885
00:43:51,732 --> 00:43:52,664
♪ Doo-dah
886
00:43:52,699 --> 00:43:53,838
No, seriously.
Yeah.
887
00:43:53,872 --> 00:43:56,564
Like, old timey.
888
00:43:56,599 --> 00:43:57,773
Yes.
Okay.
889
00:43:57,807 --> 00:43:58,739
Am I playing this?
890
00:43:58,774 --> 00:44:00,154
Am I playing and we're singing?
891
00:44:00,189 --> 00:44:01,742
Is that what's happening?
I don't know.
892
00:44:01,777 --> 00:44:03,675
We're gonna be
eating sushi, too.
893
00:44:03,710 --> 00:44:04,538
Amen to that.
894
00:44:06,298 --> 00:44:08,680
Did you go to college for
like, performance or anything?
895
00:44:08,715 --> 00:44:10,371
Yeah, performance art.
896
00:44:10,406 --> 00:44:11,718
For real?
I used to be embarrassed
897
00:44:11,752 --> 00:44:13,271
about it and now
I'm literally making
898
00:44:13,305 --> 00:44:15,618
thousands and thousands
of dollars to do it,
899
00:44:15,653 --> 00:44:16,792
so I'm not embarrassed anymore.
900
00:44:18,345 --> 00:44:20,071
But it took a long time not
to be embarrassed about it.
901
00:44:20,105 --> 00:44:21,451
What'd you do, did you
do stuff at like, ART?
902
00:44:21,486 --> 00:44:24,075
No, no, no, I did
stuff like this.
903
00:44:24,109 --> 00:44:26,698
Like in a '90s beat, I'm like,
904
00:44:26,733 --> 00:44:27,561
huh, huh!
905
00:44:33,153 --> 00:44:34,326
That's it, to like,
906
00:44:34,361 --> 00:44:35,603
dentist drills.
Just C-curve central.
907
00:44:35,638 --> 00:44:36,812
Like to dentist drills.
908
00:44:36,846 --> 00:44:38,710
No, actually, we're
digitizing footage
909
00:44:38,745 --> 00:44:40,160
from my stuff I did in school
910
00:44:40,194 --> 00:44:41,989
and it was actually, looking
back, it's kinda cool.
911
00:44:42,024 --> 00:44:43,197
Yeah?
912
00:44:43,232 --> 00:44:44,716
But so I am in the
weird transition part
913
00:44:44,751 --> 00:44:46,131
where I'm famous
for being a person
914
00:44:46,166 --> 00:44:48,375
and now wanting to be
famous for being an artist.
915
00:44:50,032 --> 00:44:53,345
When Hollywood makes you,
your grip snaps like a twig
916
00:44:53,380 --> 00:44:56,348
on real and not real,
important and not important.
917
00:44:56,383 --> 00:44:57,522
Yeah?
918
00:44:57,556 --> 00:45:00,111
You know, that
scares me to death.
919
00:45:02,423 --> 00:45:05,944
You know, generally
speaking, well,
920
00:45:05,979 --> 00:45:08,326
I feel like a lunatic sometimes,
921
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:09,637
but other times I feel bad,
922
00:45:09,672 --> 00:45:11,674
I don't give a shit I
feel like a lunatic,
923
00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:15,678
and then I wanna retreat and
just maintain, and I hate that.
924
00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:17,197
It's insidious 'cause
guess what allows
925
00:45:17,231 --> 00:45:19,751
that kind of retreat, money.
926
00:45:19,786 --> 00:45:20,718
Sure.
927
00:45:20,752 --> 00:45:22,167
Eccentric people are eccentric.
928
00:45:22,202 --> 00:45:23,444
If you're homeless
you're just crazy--
929
00:45:23,479 --> 00:45:24,963
'Cause they've
never had to fight
930
00:45:24,998 --> 00:45:26,240
or do anything more.
931
00:45:26,275 --> 00:45:27,759
If you're eccentric with
no money, that's crazy.
932
00:45:27,794 --> 00:45:30,175
No, crazy with no
money is just crazy.
933
00:45:30,210 --> 00:45:31,487
Crazy with money is eccentric.
934
00:45:31,521 --> 00:45:32,833
Yeah, that's it.
935
00:45:32,868 --> 00:45:35,525
But you have to be
functioning to be eccentric.
936
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:37,044
Like, you have to actually,
937
00:45:37,079 --> 00:45:39,219
meet at 7:00, you gotta
show up at least by 8:00.
938
00:45:39,253 --> 00:45:40,392
You know what I mean?
939
00:45:40,427 --> 00:45:43,085
Or otherwise, people
cut you loose.
940
00:45:44,396 --> 00:45:46,571
I have to be a clown or
like, a goofball goon
941
00:45:46,605 --> 00:45:48,607
because there's no
other way to do it.
942
00:45:48,642 --> 00:45:50,092
It's so grim!
943
00:45:50,126 --> 00:45:52,784
Look at me, I am
an insane person.
944
00:45:52,819 --> 00:45:55,028
Thank God this is happening
because it legitimizes it.
945
00:45:55,062 --> 00:45:57,513
♪ Jesus Christ
946
00:45:57,547 --> 00:45:59,170
But fuckin' eh.
947
00:45:59,204 --> 00:46:01,137
Barbara, I call you back.
948
00:46:01,172 --> 00:46:02,173
It's like, nuts.
949
00:46:03,622 --> 00:46:05,348
That's why I feel like,
oh, whenever I feel like,
950
00:46:05,383 --> 00:46:07,765
I wonder if this is what
Robin Williams was like,
951
00:46:07,799 --> 00:46:08,973
'cause he's so manic and crazy
952
00:46:09,007 --> 00:46:10,664
and probably a cocaine addict.
953
00:46:10,698 --> 00:46:11,872
He's like, "Hanging it up!"
954
00:46:11,907 --> 00:46:13,356
And then, boom.
955
00:46:13,391 --> 00:46:14,599
Hanged himself.
956
00:46:14,633 --> 00:46:17,636
Still like, getting
over body shame stuff.
957
00:46:17,671 --> 00:46:19,777
But it's society though, why
is it a crime to be naked?
958
00:46:19,811 --> 00:46:21,364
It is a crime to be naked.
959
00:46:21,399 --> 00:46:22,814
I think the Vatican needs to pay
960
00:46:22,849 --> 00:46:26,300
because all of my body shame
issues I've been able to like--
961
00:46:26,335 --> 00:46:27,750
Trace back to your
Catholic roots?
962
00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:29,994
Yeah, and like, get to a level
963
00:46:30,028 --> 00:46:31,892
of objectivity that's
kinda realistic.
964
00:46:31,927 --> 00:46:34,136
You know, it's never gonna be
totally objective if it's me,
965
00:46:34,170 --> 00:46:35,482
but I'm able to see
the same pattern
966
00:46:35,516 --> 00:46:36,932
in lots of other people.
967
00:46:36,966 --> 00:46:38,865
Mama, those people put me.
968
00:46:38,899 --> 00:46:41,626
The Holy Trinity is not
Father, Son, Holy Ghost.
969
00:46:41,660 --> 00:46:43,593
It's fear, shame, and guilt.
970
00:46:43,628 --> 00:46:46,562
You know what I think, my job
going forward as an artist
971
00:46:46,596 --> 00:46:49,116
is to incorporate
some element of nudity
972
00:46:49,151 --> 00:46:50,842
in every single thing I do,
973
00:46:50,877 --> 00:46:53,880
because it's gonna take that
much to make just a small dent.
974
00:46:53,914 --> 00:46:57,711
Because there's nothing
objectively wrong
975
00:46:57,745 --> 00:46:59,161
with me being naked.
Permeating everything else.
976
00:46:59,195 --> 00:47:01,094
Here's my twist.
977
00:47:01,128 --> 00:47:04,097
I have to love my body
because I hate my body.
978
00:47:04,131 --> 00:47:06,962
If I didn't hate my
body I'd be at zero.
979
00:47:06,996 --> 00:47:08,722
You wouldn't know.
But hate is minus five,
980
00:47:08,756 --> 00:47:09,930
love is plus five.
981
00:47:09,965 --> 00:47:11,829
We're trying to get
actually to zero.
982
00:47:11,863 --> 00:47:14,935
Because my body is not
gonna be lovable forever.
983
00:47:14,970 --> 00:47:16,695
My body, if I don't shower
three days from now,
984
00:47:16,730 --> 00:47:17,869
will be disgusting.
985
00:47:17,904 --> 00:47:18,905
It'll smell like shit.
986
00:47:18,939 --> 00:47:20,596
Not a value judgment!
987
00:47:20,630 --> 00:47:21,666
Not a value judgment.
988
00:47:21,700 --> 00:47:22,909
In the Catholicism they say,
989
00:47:22,943 --> 00:47:26,153
"Your body is dirty,
you are worthless."
990
00:47:26,188 --> 00:47:27,396
Every time.
991
00:47:27,430 --> 00:47:29,363
You are naked, you are
ashamed and afraid.
992
00:47:29,398 --> 00:47:32,504
Garden of Eden, mama,
it starts in day one.
993
00:47:32,539 --> 00:47:33,816
The knowledge of good and evil
994
00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:37,199
equals being shamed
of your body.
995
00:47:37,233 --> 00:47:38,510
The first thing
you're aware of is,
996
00:47:38,545 --> 00:47:40,443
I'm naked and it's wrong.
997
00:47:40,478 --> 00:47:41,651
That is fucked!
998
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:44,378
Your partner.
999
00:47:44,413 --> 00:47:49,349
♪ We too have paddled
in the stream ♪
1000
00:47:50,246 --> 00:47:54,423
♪ From morning sun till night
1001
00:47:55,596 --> 00:47:59,842
♪ But seas between us
broad have roared ♪
1002
00:48:00,567 --> 00:48:03,432
♪ Since auld lang syne
1003
00:48:10,888 --> 00:48:12,717
♪ We wish you a
merry Christmas ♪
1004
00:48:12,751 --> 00:48:13,994
I forget, ah!
1005
00:48:15,202 --> 00:48:17,204
♪ We wish you a
merry Christmas ♪
1006
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:18,481
♪ And a happy
1007
00:48:18,516 --> 00:48:19,724
I wanna, kind of,
1008
00:48:19,758 --> 00:48:20,656
move through this,
because we still
1009
00:48:20,690 --> 00:48:21,864
have to learn another one.
1010
00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:22,830
I'm gonna mush my
weenie into your body
1011
00:48:22,865 --> 00:48:24,902
and it's gonna be sexual.
1012
00:48:27,387 --> 00:48:28,871
And also, I mean, I
like the idea of it
1013
00:48:28,906 --> 00:48:30,942
also breaking down
from being too fast.
1014
00:48:30,977 --> 00:48:32,564
That's a comedic element.
1015
00:48:32,599 --> 00:48:33,945
Not being able to do it.
Not being able to do it.
1016
00:48:33,980 --> 00:48:35,084
And I
can yell at them.
1017
00:48:35,119 --> 00:48:36,568
Left this time, boom.
Left this time?
1018
00:48:36,603 --> 00:48:38,536
Boom, boom.
1019
00:48:38,570 --> 00:48:39,986
So you guys, this
starts immediately.
1020
00:48:42,091 --> 00:48:43,506
So be in your first positions.
1021
00:48:43,541 --> 00:48:44,956
Okay, first position.
I like your hair.
1022
00:48:44,991 --> 00:48:46,578
First
position, you guys.
1023
00:48:46,613 --> 00:48:48,166
It's like, Hollywood hair.
Katya.
1024
00:48:48,201 --> 00:48:50,030
Get in first position now.
1025
00:48:50,065 --> 00:48:50,997
Now.
1026
00:48:52,170 --> 00:48:54,241
I've fucking been in
first position, bitch.
1027
00:48:55,208 --> 00:48:55,967
I want you to be a nasty--
1028
00:48:56,002 --> 00:48:56,934
Be a nasty woman.
1029
00:48:56,968 --> 00:48:59,522
A militant, diesel, dagger,
1030
00:48:59,557 --> 00:49:02,146
fucking crack the whip,
dance instructor today.
1031
00:49:02,180 --> 00:49:03,354
Just for fun?
1032
00:49:03,388 --> 00:49:05,183
Just for an hour, yeah.
Okay, okay.
1033
00:49:05,218 --> 00:49:07,013
That's hard for me, I'm
gonna have to work on that.
1034
00:49:07,047 --> 00:49:08,842
Well, let's explore your range.
1035
00:49:08,876 --> 00:49:11,327
Okay.
1036
00:49:11,362 --> 00:49:13,226
All right, listen up,
motherfuckers, here we go.
1037
00:49:15,435 --> 00:49:16,263
Yes!
1038
00:49:19,094 --> 00:49:22,338
Well like, we could even
do like a.
1039
00:49:23,512 --> 00:49:24,996
Something like that.
1040
00:49:25,031 --> 00:49:26,170
Sure.
It's easy.
1041
00:49:26,204 --> 00:49:29,242
Any of it, yeah.
And it's percussive.
1042
00:49:29,276 --> 00:49:31,589
Boom, boom, boom, pew.
1043
00:49:31,623 --> 00:49:32,417
That's good.
1044
00:49:32,452 --> 00:49:34,212
Don't hurt yourself.
1045
00:49:34,247 --> 00:49:35,524
Girl, I know my truth.
1046
00:49:35,558 --> 00:49:36,801
I don't know, it's so weird.
1047
00:49:36,835 --> 00:49:39,942
It's great to feel sexy
but it's also so stupid.
1048
00:49:39,977 --> 00:49:42,876
I can't stand like
the, motivation Monday,
1049
00:49:42,910 --> 00:49:45,189
I put in my hard work
today at the gym.
1050
00:49:45,223 --> 00:49:46,397
Gonna get a sexy body
1051
00:49:46,431 --> 00:49:49,124
and gonna share that
to you on the internet.
1052
00:49:50,608 --> 00:49:52,127
I mean, great.
1053
00:49:52,161 --> 00:49:53,404
I'm doing that right now.
1054
00:49:55,268 --> 00:49:56,821
Oh, you know what, my drag is
saying, "Hey, that's funny.
1055
00:49:56,855 --> 00:49:58,029
"I know we're still gonna do it,
1056
00:49:58,064 --> 00:49:59,962
"but we all get why
that's funny, right?"
1057
00:50:01,929 --> 00:50:04,311
Oh God, these guys
who are just like,
1058
00:50:04,346 --> 00:50:06,313
"Fit life, insta fit.
1059
00:50:09,420 --> 00:50:12,319
"Aspirational hunk of the day.
1060
00:50:12,354 --> 00:50:15,978
"Gym life, go to
the gym,
1061
00:50:18,325 --> 00:50:21,777
"gym place, you
know,
1062
00:50:21,811 --> 00:50:24,090
"muscle fitness, gym
fitness, fitness life,
1063
00:50:24,124 --> 00:50:26,126
"fitness world, muscle
gym fitness world,
1064
00:50:26,161 --> 00:50:28,715
"muscle gym fitness
world planet."
1065
00:50:28,749 --> 00:50:30,372
How do they get
all these hashtags?
1066
00:50:30,406 --> 00:50:33,651
If you look, there's
a huge paragraph
1067
00:50:33,685 --> 00:50:35,722
and you realize it's all
to grab attention to say,
1068
00:50:35,756 --> 00:50:39,070
"Look at me, I'm
doing a good job."
1069
00:50:39,105 --> 00:50:40,244
I don't understand
why they don't see
1070
00:50:40,278 --> 00:50:43,592
it's the same
picture, every time.
1071
00:50:43,626 --> 00:50:45,076
Like "Groundhog Day."
1072
00:50:46,526 --> 00:50:48,735
Ordinary people
are fucking weird.
1073
00:50:48,769 --> 00:50:51,979
Not bad, but they
are fucking weird.
1074
00:50:53,153 --> 00:50:54,465
It looks like a giant Phi Phi.
1075
00:50:54,499 --> 00:50:56,225
Oh God, he's so sexy.
1076
00:50:57,847 --> 00:50:59,953
You just said you don't
go for WeHo perfect,
1077
00:50:59,987 --> 00:51:02,990
yet you're drooling over...
1078
00:51:05,165 --> 00:51:06,615
That's WeHo 101 right there.
1079
00:51:06,649 --> 00:51:07,443
Is it really?
1080
00:51:07,478 --> 00:51:08,686
The ass...
1081
00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:10,515
He's just
a little too stout.
1082
00:51:11,551 --> 00:51:12,759
Slay, fatty.
1083
00:51:12,793 --> 00:51:14,278
Come on, we gotta--
Do you guys know
1084
00:51:14,312 --> 00:51:17,108
if there's any drag queens
who are Trump supporters?
1085
00:51:17,143 --> 00:51:20,146
Yeah, my friend Amy Vodkahaus,
1086
00:51:20,180 --> 00:51:22,113
from the original Haus of
Haunt, voted for Donald Trump.
1087
00:51:22,148 --> 00:51:23,701
She's very proud of herself.
1088
00:51:25,012 --> 00:51:26,635
Is that like a subversive
kind of dig, or?
1089
00:51:26,669 --> 00:51:27,946
No, she's Bosnian,
1090
00:51:27,981 --> 00:51:31,018
so she's got her
Hillary Clinton issues.
1091
00:51:31,053 --> 00:51:33,055
Everybody's got their
Hillary Clinton issues, mama.
1092
00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:34,263
Yeah, yeah.
1093
00:51:34,298 --> 00:51:35,195
But
how did you guys feel
1094
00:51:35,230 --> 00:51:36,403
the morning after the election?
1095
00:51:36,438 --> 00:51:37,577
Oh God.
1096
00:51:38,716 --> 00:51:39,613
Next thing you
know they're gonna
1097
00:51:39,648 --> 00:51:42,306
wanna film the drag process.
1098
00:51:42,340 --> 00:51:43,893
With closeups of our feet.
1099
00:51:43,928 --> 00:51:46,793
Do you wanna see me getting
into drag, it's fascinating.
1100
00:51:46,827 --> 00:51:50,486
You wanna see the juxtaposition
between beauty and ugly?
1101
00:51:50,521 --> 00:51:53,144
How about me in a
sequins gown at the dump?
1102
00:51:57,493 --> 00:51:59,530
The subversion of it all.
1103
00:51:59,564 --> 00:52:02,602
The transgressive ideology.
1104
00:52:02,636 --> 00:52:05,812
Can't host, can't host.
1105
00:52:05,846 --> 00:52:06,744
Wait, say it.
1106
00:52:06,778 --> 00:52:09,126
How long have you been.
1107
00:52:10,023 --> 00:52:11,093
How long have you been dressing?
1108
00:52:11,128 --> 00:52:12,819
How long have you been dressing?
1109
00:52:12,853 --> 00:52:16,650
Looking for other sissies
who like to dress.
1110
00:52:18,100 --> 00:52:20,654
I have a Dolly Parton
wig, champagne teddy.
1111
00:52:20,689 --> 00:52:22,898
I keep it in an oak hutch.
1112
00:52:28,075 --> 00:52:30,423
I keep all my teddies
in an oak hutch.
1113
00:52:32,218 --> 00:52:35,117
Mother always said, "Too
much for the hutch."
1114
00:52:36,774 --> 00:52:37,740
All right, I'm going to work.
1115
00:52:37,775 --> 00:52:38,672
We're gonna get in trouble.
1116
00:52:38,707 --> 00:52:40,191
We didn't even get cigarettes.
1117
00:52:44,575 --> 00:52:46,439
My name is Yekaterina
Petrovna Zamolodchikova,
1118
00:52:46,473 --> 00:52:48,199
but you can call me.
1119
00:52:48,234 --> 00:52:50,270
Katya!
1120
00:52:50,305 --> 00:52:53,411
Barbara, you fucking
idiots.
1121
00:52:53,446 --> 00:52:54,964
Hi!
1122
00:52:54,999 --> 00:52:56,311
So, listen, oh gosh, we
have so much to talk about
1123
00:52:56,345 --> 00:52:58,692
but we have even more to do.
1124
00:52:58,727 --> 00:53:00,625
These are my dancers.
1125
00:53:02,627 --> 00:53:05,216
And if you'll notice, if you
have two working eyeballs
1126
00:53:05,251 --> 00:53:08,288
and a good sense of smell,
they are indeed men.
1127
00:53:11,118 --> 00:53:11,947
Hello, governor.
1128
00:53:13,535 --> 00:53:15,985
If you've ever seen a developmentally disabled young woman
1129
00:53:16,020 --> 00:53:18,574
just splashing around at
a local watering hole,
1130
00:53:18,609 --> 00:53:22,854
feeling herself, just
spreading every limb
1131
00:53:22,889 --> 00:53:25,236
of her body in just
a convulsive fit
1132
00:53:25,271 --> 00:53:29,033
of retardation, that's me.
1133
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:37,248
♪ My first day of Christmas
my true love gave to me ♪
1134
00:53:37,283 --> 00:53:40,389
♪ 10 pounds of ravioli
1135
00:53:40,424 --> 00:53:44,393
♪ On the second day of Christmas
my true love gave to me ♪
1136
00:53:44,428 --> 00:53:46,292
♪ Two Bob Ross Paintings
1137
00:53:46,326 --> 00:53:47,845
How am I doing, terribly?
1138
00:53:49,295 --> 00:53:51,504
I mean, I'm a niche, like,
people coming off the street
1139
00:53:51,538 --> 00:53:53,609
were like, "Let's do dinner
and a show tonight, Marty.
1140
00:53:53,644 --> 00:53:55,197
"We're in Atlantic City."
1141
00:53:55,232 --> 00:53:57,406
They came to my
show, be like, "Huh.
1142
00:53:57,441 --> 00:53:58,373
"What is this?"
1143
00:53:58,407 --> 00:53:59,684
I mean literally, what is it?
1144
00:53:59,719 --> 00:54:01,134
Like your brain can't
get to the next step
1145
00:54:01,168 --> 00:54:03,309
in order to process
whether it's good or bad.
1146
00:54:03,343 --> 00:54:07,382
♪ 10 pounds of ravioli
1147
00:54:07,416 --> 00:54:08,486
Oh, fuck.
1148
00:54:08,521 --> 00:54:10,385
♪ My true love gave to me
1149
00:54:10,419 --> 00:54:11,696
♪ Six Slavic seamen
1150
00:54:11,731 --> 00:54:14,458
♪ Five NuvaRings
1151
00:54:18,013 --> 00:54:20,049
I saw Sandra Bernhardt
in a sheer dress,
1152
00:54:20,084 --> 00:54:21,292
eight months pregnant.
1153
00:54:21,327 --> 00:54:22,535
She was on HBO in
the television,
1154
00:54:22,569 --> 00:54:24,364
I was on acid in
the living room.
1155
00:54:24,399 --> 00:54:25,883
She was scream-singing
about something
1156
00:54:25,917 --> 00:54:28,437
and I was like, "What is
this experience I'm seeing,
1157
00:54:28,472 --> 00:54:30,853
"unlike any other thing I saw?"
1158
00:54:30,888 --> 00:54:32,717
I was like, "That's
what I wanna do."
1159
00:54:34,409 --> 00:54:37,688
Jesus Christ, I just wanna
fuck you all night long.
1160
00:54:37,722 --> 00:54:41,001
When I was younger, going
to these weird-ass shows
1161
00:54:41,036 --> 00:54:42,762
there was Cirque du Soleil,
obsessed.
1162
00:54:42,796 --> 00:54:45,385
Then this Japanese
butoh dance troupe,
1163
00:54:45,420 --> 00:54:46,904
doesn't get any
weirder than this
1164
00:54:46,938 --> 00:54:49,389
when you're the parent of
this wacko child by the way.
1165
00:54:49,424 --> 00:54:50,287
Herpes.
1166
00:54:51,805 --> 00:54:52,772
Football never did it for me.
1167
00:54:52,806 --> 00:54:53,773
I don't get it.
1168
00:54:53,807 --> 00:54:54,912
I don't understand.
1169
00:54:54,946 --> 00:54:57,294
It makes me feel like an alien.
1170
00:54:57,328 --> 00:54:59,088
I wanna give a
small slice of that
1171
00:54:59,123 --> 00:55:00,987
to like, a weirdo, wacko kid.
1172
00:55:01,021 --> 00:55:02,126
♪ Four pregnant piglets
1173
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:03,334
♪ Three roasted meat chunks
1174
00:55:03,369 --> 00:55:04,818
♪ Two Bob Ross paintings
1175
00:55:04,853 --> 00:55:08,512
♪ And 10 pounds of ravioli
1176
00:55:08,546 --> 00:55:10,272
♪ On the ninth
day of Christmas ♪
1177
00:55:10,307 --> 00:55:11,480
Oh, you know what though?
1178
00:55:11,515 --> 00:55:13,689
I actually had a very
embarrassingly like,
1179
00:55:13,724 --> 00:55:16,347
heavy-handed, metaphorical
realization moment
1180
00:55:16,382 --> 00:55:17,762
on stage where I was like,
1181
00:55:17,797 --> 00:55:19,764
"Oh, I'm processing
years of Catholic shame."
1182
00:55:21,456 --> 00:55:22,733
♪ Four pregnant piglets
1183
00:55:22,767 --> 00:55:25,460
Literally like said
to myself out loud,
1184
00:55:25,494 --> 00:55:28,083
"This is the only reason
I am not killing myself."
1185
00:55:28,117 --> 00:55:30,292
♪ Ravioli
1186
00:55:35,401 --> 00:55:37,748
Thanks, guys.
1187
00:55:37,782 --> 00:55:38,611
Woo!
1188
00:55:45,583 --> 00:55:47,827
Okay,
you guys are best friends
1189
00:55:47,861 --> 00:55:48,759
because of Sharon?
1190
00:55:48,793 --> 00:55:50,208
Yeah.
Yeah.
1191
00:55:50,243 --> 00:55:51,658
Say
that, they won't hear me.
1192
00:55:51,693 --> 00:55:53,177
Oh, we're best friends
because of Sharon Needles.
1193
00:55:53,211 --> 00:55:58,147
We met last year of October
16 and 17 at 340 in Pomona
1194
00:55:59,252 --> 00:56:00,391
and we're best
friends since like,
1195
00:56:00,426 --> 00:56:02,428
we traveled to San
Fran together on a bus.
1196
00:56:02,462 --> 00:56:03,601
Planes.
1197
00:56:03,636 --> 00:56:05,500
No hotel, like, we
went on a bus together.
1198
00:56:05,534 --> 00:56:06,984
For Sharon.
1199
00:56:07,018 --> 00:56:09,469
As corny as it is, Sharon is
the reason why I'm alive today.
1200
00:56:09,504 --> 00:56:11,022
Yeah, same.
1201
00:56:11,057 --> 00:56:14,129
She changed my life, knowing
her, and because of Sharon.
1202
00:56:14,163 --> 00:56:16,994
I've met so many friends
because of Sharon.
1203
00:56:17,028 --> 00:56:20,204
I had no friends,
because of Sharon.
1204
00:56:20,238 --> 00:56:21,447
So yeah.
1205
00:56:21,481 --> 00:56:22,724
Yeah.
Sorry.
1206
00:56:22,758 --> 00:56:24,104
I'm so sorry.
1207
00:56:24,139 --> 00:56:26,003
No, it's okay.
1208
00:56:26,037 --> 00:56:28,385
It's real, like, it's not fake.
1209
00:56:29,765 --> 00:56:31,042
We're
not like those kind of, yeah.
1210
00:56:38,222 --> 00:56:39,465
There you go, darling.
1211
00:56:40,397 --> 00:56:41,881
There you go, yes.
1212
00:56:45,609 --> 00:56:47,334
There's no microphone?
1213
00:56:47,369 --> 00:56:48,301
I'll shut 'em up.
1214
00:56:49,302 --> 00:56:50,372
Okay.
1215
00:56:50,407 --> 00:56:51,408
Attention!
1216
00:56:53,030 --> 00:56:54,859
Shh!
Quiet!
1217
00:56:56,413 --> 00:56:59,174
Because this is so
special for the children,
1218
00:56:59,208 --> 00:57:01,521
for all the young people
who love each other
1219
00:57:01,556 --> 00:57:04,904
on social media, they
get to meet their tribe
1220
00:57:04,938 --> 00:57:08,597
right in person, and
that is everything.
1221
00:57:08,632 --> 00:57:10,219
Here we go, now.
1222
00:57:15,811 --> 00:57:18,814
Let
the DragCon begin!
1223
00:57:20,298 --> 00:57:22,473
I know how
important it is to the fans
1224
00:57:22,508 --> 00:57:24,579
to take pictures with them.
1225
00:57:24,613 --> 00:57:27,651
I know what that feels like,
to meet one of your idols.
1226
00:57:27,685 --> 00:57:32,690
Like when I was a teenager
meeting my favorite drag queens,
1227
00:57:33,622 --> 00:57:35,072
it was extremely
important to me,
1228
00:57:35,106 --> 00:57:37,661
and that was just getting
to meet them randomly.
1229
00:57:37,695 --> 00:57:39,973
It's not like I wanna die
or I have a death wish,
1230
00:57:40,008 --> 00:57:42,079
but like, wouldn't
that be amazing,
1231
00:57:42,113 --> 00:57:43,667
if I died in a plane crash?
1232
00:57:45,531 --> 00:57:47,291
Well, you guys would be sad,
1233
00:57:47,325 --> 00:57:51,502
but they would replay
all my episodes
1234
00:57:51,537 --> 00:57:55,230
on Logo for like,
it would be great.
1235
00:57:57,404 --> 00:57:59,372
But I'm glad to be alive
1236
00:57:59,406 --> 00:58:01,754
and so let's do this
song, it's called.
1237
00:58:01,788 --> 00:58:04,411
Well, I'm always just
like, little kids,
1238
00:58:04,446 --> 00:58:06,897
if you're listening,
don't wish for fame,
1239
00:58:06,931 --> 00:58:08,139
just wish for fortune.
1240
00:58:09,347 --> 00:58:11,384
'Cause fortune is
like, way easier.
1241
00:58:11,418 --> 00:58:13,628
Fame is just really
inconvenient.
1242
00:58:15,388 --> 00:58:18,874
♪ I was flying on an airplane
1243
00:58:18,909 --> 00:58:22,775
♪ And that airplane
almost went down ♪
1244
00:58:22,809 --> 00:58:24,949
♪ Down, down, down
1245
00:58:24,984 --> 00:58:27,711
♪ All the people
started screaming ♪
1246
00:58:27,745 --> 00:58:29,644
♪ But I smiled
1247
00:58:29,678 --> 00:58:33,233
♪ As I looked around
1248
00:58:33,268 --> 00:58:36,409
And I was like, oh my God!
1249
00:58:36,443 --> 00:58:37,444
Oh my God!
1250
00:58:38,998 --> 00:58:40,378
Woo!
1251
00:58:40,413 --> 00:58:41,241
Yeah!
1252
00:58:45,694 --> 00:58:46,833
Something about having to be
1253
00:58:46,868 --> 00:58:48,870
Jinkx and Jerick
all at the same time
1254
00:58:48,904 --> 00:58:51,044
and receiving all that energy
1255
00:58:51,079 --> 00:58:52,494
while you're also trying to do
1256
00:58:52,529 --> 00:58:54,600
this tricky dance of
like, when do I be Jinkx,
1257
00:58:54,634 --> 00:58:57,257
when do I make the
cunty joke to someone
1258
00:58:57,292 --> 00:58:59,259
and make them laugh,
and when do I turn
1259
00:58:59,294 --> 00:59:03,056
into Jerick and let them open
up and share that moment?
1260
00:59:03,091 --> 00:59:06,025
Tell me things you like
about mummy, darling.
1261
00:59:06,059 --> 00:59:08,372
I think you have a lovely
face and a lovely dress
1262
00:59:08,406 --> 00:59:09,200
and a beautiful heart.
That's makeup.
1263
00:59:09,235 --> 00:59:10,788
It's all fake.
1264
00:59:10,823 --> 00:59:12,549
The heart's real, unfortunately.
1265
00:59:12,583 --> 00:59:13,584
It's a pig heart.
1266
00:59:17,415 --> 00:59:19,728
♪ Legendary
1267
00:59:22,110 --> 00:59:24,353
You can't just walk
1268
00:59:24,388 --> 00:59:28,150
across the floor at DragCon.
1269
00:59:30,290 --> 00:59:32,258
I don't know, I
guess it's like being
1270
00:59:32,292 --> 00:59:34,847
Mickey Mouse at Disneyland
1271
00:59:34,881 --> 00:59:37,332
and he's so busy taking
pictures with people
1272
00:59:37,366 --> 00:59:39,437
that he can't go
on Space Mountain.
1273
00:59:41,474 --> 00:59:43,580
♪ You know that's all right
1274
00:59:43,614 --> 00:59:44,684
All right.
1275
00:59:44,719 --> 00:59:45,927
♪ That's okay
1276
00:59:45,961 --> 00:59:47,204
Okurr.
1277
00:59:47,238 --> 00:59:51,967
♪ I'd be a legend
if I died today ♪
1278
00:59:52,002 --> 00:59:54,280
I mean, I feel terrible
complaining about my problems.
1279
00:59:54,314 --> 00:59:58,249
My life is so fucking lucky
and I'm so fucking charmed
1280
00:59:58,284 --> 01:00:03,013
and everything is
fucking so easy, really.
1281
01:00:03,047 --> 01:00:05,671
But all I can do is bitch
and complain about it.
1282
01:00:05,705 --> 01:00:08,950
I hear myself, I'm
doing it now on camera,
1283
01:00:08,984 --> 01:00:11,642
in a movie, I'm in a movie,
1284
01:00:11,677 --> 01:00:14,576
and my scene is gonna be me
bitching about how difficult
1285
01:00:14,611 --> 01:00:18,545
my glamorous, ridiculously
lucky life is.
1286
01:00:20,409 --> 01:00:22,653
♪ Ooh
1287
01:00:22,688 --> 01:00:26,933
♪ Ooh, ah, oh, oh,
ah, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
1288
01:00:26,968 --> 01:00:30,419
♪ Ah, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
1289
01:00:30,454 --> 01:00:32,421
♪ Ah, ooh, ooh
1290
01:00:32,456 --> 01:00:35,390
♪ Ooh, ah, ah, ooh
1291
01:00:40,706 --> 01:00:42,259
Everyone I've
interviewed over the last,
1292
01:00:42,293 --> 01:00:45,020
is saying the same
thing, you're exhausted.
1293
01:00:45,055 --> 01:00:46,608
Yes, it's true.
1294
01:00:55,479 --> 01:00:57,239
You are
legendary already.
1295
01:01:10,011 --> 01:01:10,839
Okay.
1296
01:01:12,185 --> 01:01:13,497
Do we have that light?
1297
01:01:13,531 --> 01:01:14,947
Can we turn that light on me?
1298
01:01:15,775 --> 01:01:16,638
Thank you.
1299
01:01:19,710 --> 01:01:21,401
Can someone grab my phone?
1300
01:01:21,436 --> 01:01:23,231
Thank you.
1301
01:01:23,265 --> 01:01:24,473
Okay, I'm coming out.
1302
01:01:45,287 --> 01:01:46,633
Yes, please, yeah.
1303
01:01:58,507 --> 01:01:59,301
Okay.
1304
01:02:07,793 --> 01:02:09,933
Thank you, I hope I win.
1305
01:02:09,967 --> 01:02:11,175
Yes, yes, yes.
1306
01:02:11,210 --> 01:02:12,487
I love you so much.
1307
01:02:12,521 --> 01:02:14,869
Hi, how are you?
1308
01:02:14,903 --> 01:02:16,353
Alaska!
1309
01:02:16,387 --> 01:02:19,287
Hey, what's up?
1310
01:02:19,321 --> 01:02:22,600
Hi, how are you?
1311
01:02:26,708 --> 01:02:27,778
Yes, queen!
1312
01:02:36,269 --> 01:02:39,583
To the dressing room?
1313
01:02:39,617 --> 01:02:40,549
Hi, hi, hi.
1314
01:02:42,724 --> 01:02:46,590
♪ 'Cause you're gonna see me
hanging in the Hall of Fame ♪
1315
01:02:50,421 --> 01:02:52,009
I love that.
1316
01:02:52,044 --> 01:02:52,976
Hi, Roxxxy.
1317
01:02:53,010 --> 01:02:56,462
New Year's Eve, 1979.
1318
01:02:56,496 --> 01:02:59,120
A lonely military
outpost is about to have
1319
01:02:59,154 --> 01:03:02,433
its mind blown by
an unexpected guest,
1320
01:03:02,468 --> 01:03:06,023
a leggy bombshell from
the planet Glamtron.
1321
01:03:06,058 --> 01:03:10,027
Crash landing on Earth, the
newly-named Alaska Thunderfun
1322
01:03:10,062 --> 01:03:12,996
is immediately captured
by military men
1323
01:03:13,030 --> 01:03:14,825
eager to exploit her body's
1324
01:03:14,860 --> 01:03:17,724
out-of-this-world
special powers.
1325
01:03:17,759 --> 01:03:20,762
Read this exciting,
uplifting adventure
1326
01:03:20,797 --> 01:03:23,972
to discover the
legend of Alaska.
1327
01:03:25,284 --> 01:03:27,182
So yeah, just tell me when.
1328
01:03:28,356 --> 01:03:30,772
Okay, my name's Lil' Poundcake.
1329
01:03:33,223 --> 01:03:37,503
I'm five years old but my mom
told me to say that I was two.
1330
01:03:38,538 --> 01:03:40,299
I weigh 18 pounds.
1331
01:03:41,196 --> 01:03:42,957
I'm three foot five.
1332
01:03:45,856 --> 01:03:48,825
You're not my real daddy
and you never will be.
1333
01:03:49,964 --> 01:03:50,792
Okay?
1334
01:03:50,827 --> 01:03:51,655
Okay, great.
1335
01:03:55,901 --> 01:03:57,523
My name's Lil' Poundcake
1336
01:03:57,557 --> 01:04:00,146
and I'm a straight-up
motherfucking dickpig.
1337
01:04:01,665 --> 01:04:02,873
My name's Lil' Poundcake
1338
01:04:02,908 --> 01:04:05,842
and I'm a straight-up
motherfucking dickpig.
1339
01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:09,328
Okay.
So it's like.
1340
01:04:10,501 --> 01:04:11,744
But it's like this.
1341
01:04:11,778 --> 01:04:14,264
So it's like high
but also is like,
1342
01:04:14,298 --> 01:04:15,092
can I just hear?
1343
01:04:15,127 --> 01:04:17,336
Can you throw like?
1344
01:04:17,370 --> 01:04:18,544
My
name is Lil' Poundcake
1345
01:04:18,578 --> 01:04:19,752
and I'm a straight-up.
1346
01:04:19,786 --> 01:04:21,478
We can put
Auto-Tune on it, too.
1347
01:04:21,512 --> 01:04:22,341
Yeah.
1348
01:04:23,756 --> 01:04:25,862
I'm just ridin' dirty.
1349
01:04:25,896 --> 01:04:27,035
That's hot.
1350
01:04:27,070 --> 01:04:28,450
I'm just ridin' dirty.
1351
01:04:28,485 --> 01:04:29,658
Ah!
1352
01:04:29,693 --> 01:04:31,177
I'm just ridin' dirty!
1353
01:04:32,938 --> 01:04:35,009
I'm just ridin' dirty.
1354
01:04:35,043 --> 01:04:36,907
My name's Lil' Poundcake
and I'm a straight-up
1355
01:04:36,942 --> 01:04:38,909
motherfucking dickpig.
And the hands
1356
01:04:38,944 --> 01:04:40,462
are molded, so they're
creating a mold.
1357
01:04:40,497 --> 01:04:42,671
The whole thing's plush but
the hands will be molded.
1358
01:04:42,706 --> 01:04:43,914
And they're like this.
And it's gonna be yeah,
1359
01:04:43,949 --> 01:04:44,881
sticking the finger.
1360
01:04:47,435 --> 01:04:49,230
Like an American Girl doll.
1361
01:04:49,264 --> 01:04:51,301
Yeah, exactly.
1362
01:04:51,335 --> 01:04:52,543
That should be the slogan.
1363
01:04:52,578 --> 01:04:54,269
Like an American Girl doll.
1364
01:04:58,964 --> 01:05:00,931
Oh, should I
show you stuff in my house?
1365
01:05:00,966 --> 01:05:02,691
Yeah, let's do it.
1366
01:05:02,726 --> 01:05:03,727
Okay.
1367
01:05:03,761 --> 01:05:06,592
I just got these.
1368
01:05:06,626 --> 01:05:09,422
These were custom,
so I like, went in,
1369
01:05:09,457 --> 01:05:12,080
I talked to them, I like,
I don't want a full wig,
1370
01:05:12,115 --> 01:05:13,564
I just want the piece
1371
01:05:13,599 --> 01:05:16,878
and then a big thing that
I can just pop on top.
1372
01:05:16,913 --> 01:05:21,193
So they did them, they're very
beautiful, and very large.
1373
01:05:23,505 --> 01:05:25,783
This is my RuPaul statue.
1374
01:05:25,818 --> 01:05:28,648
I bought it when they did
the limited run of them
1375
01:05:28,683 --> 01:05:31,099
and I had to have
one so I bought it.
1376
01:05:33,481 --> 01:05:35,862
It's one of my
prized possessions.
1377
01:05:35,897 --> 01:05:38,762
I keep wigs on the stove,
1378
01:05:41,006 --> 01:05:43,318
just 'cause they're big
1379
01:05:43,353 --> 01:05:45,942
and I don't really have
anywhere else to put them.
1380
01:05:47,150 --> 01:05:48,358
I'm
thinking maybe the stove
1381
01:05:48,392 --> 01:05:50,118
doesn't get turned
on a whole lot.
1382
01:05:50,153 --> 01:05:52,983
I don't, I do make tea,
but that's on this one.
1383
01:05:53,018 --> 01:05:55,261
But the rest, I mean,
I don't know, yeah.
1384
01:05:56,159 --> 01:05:57,919
I don't use the other ones.
1385
01:05:59,645 --> 01:06:04,581
This is the spare room
where I just put drag.
1386
01:06:05,754 --> 01:06:07,135
This is what I'm gonna
wear tonight, though.
1387
01:06:10,863 --> 01:06:13,245
It's like, long and
poofy at the bottom.
1388
01:06:15,178 --> 01:06:16,351
I'm really excited.
1389
01:06:18,146 --> 01:06:20,217
This is a fox.
1390
01:06:20,252 --> 01:06:25,257
Oh, here, this is me on
Christmas and this is my dad.
1391
01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:27,569
I look to be opening some sort
1392
01:06:27,604 --> 01:06:32,367
of Hot Wheels cars or
something, which I loved.
1393
01:06:39,788 --> 01:06:42,274
I knew I was
different all along,
1394
01:06:42,308 --> 01:06:45,035
like as early as I
had consciousness.
1395
01:06:46,726 --> 01:06:51,455
I feel like my mom knew, but
I think she also knew that,
1396
01:06:51,490 --> 01:06:53,630
I mean, we were living
in Erie, Pennsylvania,
1397
01:06:53,664 --> 01:06:56,702
you know, in early '90s.
1398
01:06:56,736 --> 01:07:00,050
So she was very like,
"You need to like,
1399
01:07:00,085 --> 01:07:02,225
"not play like a girl
1400
01:07:02,259 --> 01:07:03,950
"when you're out playing
with your friends."
1401
01:07:03,985 --> 01:07:06,367
'Cause I always wanted
to be the girl character.
1402
01:07:07,333 --> 01:07:08,645
I know it's shocking.
1403
01:07:13,339 --> 01:07:15,928
I became like a
drag queen though,
1404
01:07:15,962 --> 01:07:20,001
basically at the
very end of college.
1405
01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:22,590
And there was once
that we did "Pericles,"
1406
01:07:22,624 --> 01:07:26,249
which is a little-known
Shakespeare play.
1407
01:07:26,283 --> 01:07:28,285
This Russian director came
1408
01:07:28,320 --> 01:07:32,013
and he was like the
resident director.
1409
01:07:32,048 --> 01:07:35,430
And he was like,
"You read this."
1410
01:07:35,465 --> 01:07:37,743
At first I was reading
the male roles.
1411
01:07:37,777 --> 01:07:42,161
He asked me to read the
madam of the whorehouse.
1412
01:07:44,060 --> 01:07:45,958
And I started reading
it, and he was like,
1413
01:07:45,992 --> 01:07:48,202
"But no, like this, like this."
1414
01:07:48,236 --> 01:07:51,067
So I did it in a
really high voice
1415
01:07:52,378 --> 01:07:55,071
and I got the role and
it was pretty epic.
1416
01:07:57,349 --> 01:07:59,627
By the end of the
run they were like,
1417
01:07:59,661 --> 01:08:02,457
"Justin, you need to
tone down your makeup
1418
01:08:02,492 --> 01:08:06,392
"because it's getting too
grotesque and too dark."
1419
01:08:06,427 --> 01:08:11,397
I had blacked-out teeth,
my lips drawn, wrinkles.
1420
01:08:13,330 --> 01:08:15,505
That was the bite of the bug.
1421
01:08:16,851 --> 01:08:19,819
Well then I moved to
L.A. to be an actor,
1422
01:08:21,649 --> 01:08:23,478
'cause I wanted to get
out of Pennsylvania.
1423
01:08:23,513 --> 01:08:25,101
I thought it was too small.
1424
01:08:26,309 --> 01:08:27,517
I was getting called
a fag on the street
1425
01:08:27,551 --> 01:08:28,863
and I didn't like
that and I was like,
1426
01:08:28,897 --> 01:08:30,451
"I need to go to a big city,
1427
01:08:30,485 --> 01:08:33,454
"either New York or L.A.,
I don't care which one."
1428
01:08:33,488 --> 01:08:34,903
My best friend
happened to be living
1429
01:08:34,938 --> 01:08:37,389
in Los Angeles so that was it.
1430
01:08:42,118 --> 01:08:44,879
Well, Alaska
Thunderfuck was a being
1431
01:08:44,913 --> 01:08:47,640
that beamed itself into my body.
1432
01:08:48,779 --> 01:08:50,333
I remember when I
first moved to L.A.
1433
01:08:50,367 --> 01:08:52,852
and I knew what she was.
1434
01:08:52,887 --> 01:08:56,097
She was a glamazonian princess
from the planet Glamtron
1435
01:08:56,132 --> 01:08:58,341
who crash landed on Earth
and who needs to get
1436
01:08:58,375 --> 01:08:59,894
enough Twitter followers to get
1437
01:08:59,928 --> 01:09:02,655
her spaceship back
up and running again.
1438
01:09:02,690 --> 01:09:05,002
And so she saw billboards
of beautiful women
1439
01:09:05,037 --> 01:09:08,178
and was like, "That's what
I'm supposed to look like
1440
01:09:08,213 --> 01:09:10,284
"to get through this world."
1441
01:09:10,318 --> 01:09:15,323
She does that through her twisted vision of how she sees it.
1442
01:09:16,807 --> 01:09:20,432
So like, she think she looks
like fucking Marilyn Monroe,
1443
01:09:20,466 --> 01:09:21,433
'cause she does.
1444
01:09:22,641 --> 01:09:24,160
Jus?
1445
01:09:24,194 --> 01:09:26,541
Gabe is coming,
I think Cory's coming too.
1446
01:09:26,576 --> 01:09:28,509
Oh,
Cory's gonna be there too.
1447
01:09:28,543 --> 01:09:29,855
Oh my God!
1448
01:09:29,889 --> 01:09:31,684
Should I call you
after we find out?
1449
01:09:33,652 --> 01:09:35,861
Well, yeah, okay.
1450
01:09:35,895 --> 01:09:37,759
But then it'll be
a spoiler alert.
1451
01:09:37,794 --> 01:09:39,692
No, of course, yes.
1452
01:09:39,727 --> 01:09:41,038
All right, honey.
1453
01:09:41,073 --> 01:09:42,626
Well, I love you.
1454
01:09:42,661 --> 01:09:45,111
I love you, too.
I'm watching the last.
1455
01:09:45,146 --> 01:09:46,043
Bye.
Talk to you later.
1456
01:09:46,078 --> 01:09:48,114
May the best woman win.
Bye.
1457
01:09:48,149 --> 01:09:51,221
I think that she thinks
I'm not going to win
1458
01:09:51,256 --> 01:09:55,984
because of how the
fan interaction online
1459
01:09:56,019 --> 01:09:57,676
has been in the last week.
1460
01:09:57,710 --> 01:10:00,023
'Cause I had a horrible
episode last week
1461
01:10:00,057 --> 01:10:02,474
where I just looked
like an asshole,
1462
01:10:02,508 --> 01:10:04,993
so that's all my mom is seeing.
1463
01:10:05,028 --> 01:10:06,961
So I think she thinks
I'm not gonna win,
1464
01:10:06,995 --> 01:10:09,308
so I guess we'll see.
1465
01:10:11,345 --> 01:10:15,245
Oh yeah, I've been dreading
it since we filmed it.
1466
01:10:15,280 --> 01:10:17,799
We filmed it over a year ago
1467
01:10:17,834 --> 01:10:20,388
and I've been dreading
that episode coming out
1468
01:10:20,423 --> 01:10:22,804
and what it was
going to look like
1469
01:10:22,839 --> 01:10:25,221
and how people were
going to respond to it.
1470
01:10:32,158 --> 01:10:35,714
The response hasn't
been great.
1471
01:10:35,748 --> 01:10:37,681
I get so many messages
that are like,
1472
01:10:37,716 --> 01:10:42,410
"No matter what everyone
online says, I still love you."
1473
01:10:42,445 --> 01:10:45,896
Which is like, so what
are people saying online?
1474
01:10:45,931 --> 01:10:48,382
Like, it's that bad?
1475
01:10:50,660 --> 01:10:52,282
Yeah.
1476
01:10:52,317 --> 01:10:56,010
♪ It's Alaska, bitch
1477
01:10:56,044 --> 01:10:58,599
♪ Race
1478
01:10:58,633 --> 01:11:02,741
First time around on
season five, I didn't win.
1479
01:11:02,775 --> 01:11:04,915
I came out of it very well.
1480
01:11:05,847 --> 01:11:07,332
And this time it's like,
1481
01:11:08,540 --> 01:11:10,507
I did really well
in the competition
1482
01:11:10,542 --> 01:11:13,130
but as a person
I just feel like,
1483
01:11:13,165 --> 01:11:14,753
I don't wanna hang
out with that person.
1484
01:11:14,787 --> 01:11:17,203
That person just needs
to chill the fuck out.
1485
01:11:18,308 --> 01:11:20,586
♪ I'm a Ru girl
1486
01:11:20,621 --> 01:11:22,726
♪ I'm a Ru girl
♪ What
1487
01:11:22,761 --> 01:11:24,314
♪ A motherfuckin' Ru girl
1488
01:11:24,349 --> 01:11:25,488
♪ All right, all right
1489
01:11:25,522 --> 01:11:27,662
♪ Who are you, girl
1490
01:11:27,697 --> 01:11:29,561
People think that I'm lying.
1491
01:11:29,595 --> 01:11:32,426
Like when I was there
I was making decisions.
1492
01:11:32,460 --> 01:11:35,291
We had to make really
difficult decisions.
1493
01:11:35,325 --> 01:11:39,398
I know in my heart that I
didn't make any decisions like,
1494
01:11:39,433 --> 01:11:43,264
oh, I wanna fuck this person
over so I can do better later.
1495
01:11:44,403 --> 01:11:47,475
I just made the best
decisions that I could.
1496
01:11:47,510 --> 01:11:50,133
And I know that in my
heart, but people say like,
1497
01:11:50,167 --> 01:11:55,138
"Oh yeah, sure girl," because
of how it played out on TV.
1498
01:11:55,932 --> 01:11:56,553
♪ I'm a Ru girl
1499
01:11:56,588 --> 01:11:58,037
♪ What
1500
01:11:58,072 --> 01:11:59,349
♪ I'm a Ru girl
1501
01:11:59,384 --> 01:12:00,350
♪ Bitch
1502
01:12:00,385 --> 01:12:02,628
♪ A motherfuckin' Ru girl
1503
01:12:02,663 --> 01:12:03,698
♪ Who are you, girl
1504
01:12:03,733 --> 01:12:05,355
♪ I don't know
1505
01:12:05,390 --> 01:12:06,529
♪ I'm a Ru girl
1506
01:12:06,563 --> 01:12:08,324
I just have dreams
about it all the time.
1507
01:12:09,186 --> 01:12:11,361
It's like PTSD.
1508
01:12:11,396 --> 01:12:16,401
And just like the psychic
feeling of even a hundred,
1509
01:12:17,609 --> 01:12:22,027
it's probably thousands,
of people who are trying
1510
01:12:22,061 --> 01:12:24,892
to tell me that I'm
a terrible person.
1511
01:12:24,926 --> 01:12:28,827
Having that being told
to you so much is like,
1512
01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:32,037
and then you see it
on TV and you're like,
1513
01:12:32,969 --> 01:12:35,420
"Well, yeah, they're right."
1514
01:12:35,454 --> 01:12:37,422
And so then it's
like, am I that?
1515
01:12:39,113 --> 01:12:40,356
Am I a bad person?
1516
01:12:40,390 --> 01:12:41,771
Am I that person?
1517
01:12:41,805 --> 01:12:43,566
And you start to believe it.
1518
01:12:47,501 --> 01:12:49,295
Drag is definitely armor.
1519
01:12:50,469 --> 01:12:53,576
I do get to work out
a lot of the issues
1520
01:12:53,610 --> 01:12:57,200
that I have through the
art and the character,
1521
01:12:57,234 --> 01:12:59,271
which is great,
but I do also think
1522
01:12:59,305 --> 01:13:01,894
I need therapy
after this process.
1523
01:13:02,999 --> 01:13:03,827
Like, seriously.
1524
01:13:05,277 --> 01:13:08,073
What's your
like, worst fear about it?
1525
01:13:08,107 --> 01:13:10,351
Like, about tomorrow
morning or late tonight.
1526
01:13:14,424 --> 01:13:19,395
I mean, my worst
fear about it is
1527
01:13:20,568 --> 01:13:22,950
that it's going to
ruin my reputation
1528
01:13:22,984 --> 01:13:24,883
that I've worked really hard for
1529
01:13:24,917 --> 01:13:29,405
and that it's gonna make
people not wanna work with me
1530
01:13:29,439 --> 01:13:33,063
and not hire me and that I
won't have a job anymore.
1531
01:13:34,099 --> 01:13:36,239
That's worst-case scenario.
1532
01:13:37,758 --> 01:13:40,208
'Cause like, this show is more
than just a show to people,
1533
01:13:40,243 --> 01:13:42,452
it's a religion and
it's a way of life
1534
01:13:42,487 --> 01:13:45,938
and it's a phenomenon
and it's like the Bible.
1535
01:13:45,973 --> 01:13:48,665
So if the Bible says
that you're a bad person
1536
01:13:48,700 --> 01:13:52,255
and you're a cunt and you
suck and you're a liar,
1537
01:13:52,289 --> 01:13:54,464
then so it is written.
1538
01:13:54,499 --> 01:13:56,846
That's it, that's truth.
1539
01:13:56,880 --> 01:14:01,678
So I hope that doesn't happen.
1540
01:14:02,576 --> 01:14:03,404
Hello?
1541
01:14:10,687 --> 01:14:11,481
Hi.
1542
01:14:15,312 --> 01:14:16,521
How much
longer do we have?
1543
01:14:16,555 --> 01:14:17,901
We still have to lip
sync for our lives,
1544
01:14:17,936 --> 01:14:19,834
we all have to
give our speeches.
1545
01:14:19,869 --> 01:14:21,353
It's a minute.
1546
01:14:21,387 --> 01:14:22,941
Because you're
giving your speeches now.
1547
01:14:22,975 --> 01:14:24,114
Alaska.
1548
01:14:24,149 --> 01:14:25,357
Every
single week she's come
1549
01:14:25,391 --> 01:14:27,048
and she has slayed
the competition.
1550
01:14:27,083 --> 01:14:29,672
She understands
how Snatch Game works.
1551
01:14:29,706 --> 01:14:33,227
You either know it or you
don't, and she got it.
1552
01:14:33,261 --> 01:14:34,090
Katya.
1553
01:14:35,401 --> 01:14:38,439
You are the top three all stars.
1554
01:14:40,717 --> 01:14:42,650
My heart is pounding.
1555
01:14:46,758 --> 01:14:48,587
Ladies.
1556
01:14:48,622 --> 01:14:51,625
The time has come
to crown our queen.
1557
01:14:54,248 --> 01:14:58,010
The winner of "RuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars,"
1558
01:14:59,046 --> 01:15:01,635
the next queen to be inducted
1559
01:15:01,669 --> 01:15:05,397
into the Drag Race
Hall of Fame is
1560
01:15:09,850 --> 01:15:10,678
Alaska!
1561
01:15:12,956 --> 01:15:15,441
Yes, yes!
1562
01:15:15,476 --> 01:15:17,029
Yes!
1563
01:15:17,064 --> 01:15:22,069
Justin!
1564
01:15:22,759 --> 01:15:23,967
Oh my God, Justin,
1565
01:15:24,002 --> 01:15:26,556
I have never been so
happy for you, honey.
1566
01:15:26,591 --> 01:15:28,869
Congratulations, I'm
so happy for you.
1567
01:15:28,903 --> 01:15:30,836
Did you already know?
1568
01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:33,287
Maybe.
1569
01:15:35,289 --> 01:15:37,153
Are you there?
1570
01:15:38,948 --> 01:15:41,433
Fucking hell, cock-sucking
shit, what the fuck?
1571
01:15:41,467 --> 01:15:43,780
Nana's calling me now.
1572
01:15:43,815 --> 01:15:45,886
Okay, okay, okay.
1573
01:15:45,920 --> 01:15:47,335
Hello?
1574
01:15:47,370 --> 01:15:48,820
Well, congratulations.
1575
01:15:49,855 --> 01:15:51,339
Thank you, Nana.
1576
01:15:51,374 --> 01:15:53,479
Oh my God.
1577
01:15:53,514 --> 01:15:55,240
Yeah, did your
mother call you yet?
1578
01:15:55,274 --> 01:15:56,690
She did.
1579
01:15:56,724 --> 01:15:58,899
It got disconnected, I
don't know what happened.
1580
01:16:00,176 --> 01:16:02,385
Yeah, yeah, listen,
1581
01:16:02,419 --> 01:16:06,354
I want you to take that
money and invest it.
1582
01:16:06,389 --> 01:16:07,977
You bet I am.
1583
01:16:08,011 --> 01:16:11,705
All right, don't
go blowing it on everything.
1584
01:16:11,739 --> 01:16:12,637
Well.
1585
01:16:12,671 --> 01:16:14,121
I want you to invest it
1586
01:16:14,155 --> 01:16:16,848
for your future, for retirement.
1587
01:16:16,882 --> 01:16:18,712
I will, that's a very good idea.
1588
01:16:18,746 --> 01:16:20,299
I will definitely do that.
1589
01:16:21,473 --> 01:16:23,475
Just don't
blow it on Popsicles.
1590
01:16:25,063 --> 01:16:26,823
Right, just candy.
1591
01:16:29,377 --> 01:16:32,242
You knew this
though, didn't you?
1592
01:16:32,277 --> 01:16:34,451
Well, I don't know, maybe.
1593
01:16:34,486 --> 01:16:36,695
It's one of the great
mysteries of the world.
1594
01:16:36,730 --> 01:16:37,903
Who knows?
1595
01:16:37,938 --> 01:16:39,560
Okay, someday
you'll tell me.
1596
01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:41,873
Yeah, I'll
tell you when you're 90.
1597
01:16:43,046 --> 01:16:44,254
On my dying bed.
1598
01:16:44,289 --> 01:16:46,463
No, I'll tell you
when you're 90.
1599
01:16:46,498 --> 01:16:47,395
Hello?
1600
01:16:49,225 --> 01:16:51,814
Justin,
so did you know you won?
1601
01:16:53,747 --> 01:16:55,472
Maybe a little.
1602
01:16:55,507 --> 01:16:57,543
It was so awesome.
1603
01:16:57,578 --> 01:16:59,235
Yay.
1604
01:16:59,269 --> 01:17:01,651
So
happy for you, I'm so happy.
1605
01:17:05,275 --> 01:17:08,727
You got on the good
video.
1606
01:17:08,762 --> 01:17:10,177
I guess it's like, I mean,
1607
01:17:10,211 --> 01:17:12,524
that's really exciting for them.
1608
01:17:12,558 --> 01:17:14,906
You know, I knew and I knew that
1609
01:17:15,976 --> 01:17:18,599
it was gonna be whatever
it was gonna be,
1610
01:17:18,634 --> 01:17:19,945
but they didn't get to have
1611
01:17:21,913 --> 01:17:23,777
that moment on season
five, you know?
1612
01:17:27,297 --> 01:17:30,335
They didn't get to have
that and they do now,
1613
01:17:30,369 --> 01:17:33,649
and I'm sure they're just
so fucking happy about it.
1614
01:17:35,892 --> 01:17:37,204
That's great.
1615
01:17:39,378 --> 01:17:40,621
Oh.
1616
01:17:49,734 --> 01:17:53,461
♪ Start your engines
1617
01:17:57,569 --> 01:18:00,710
♪ It's Alaska, bitch
1618
01:18:00,745 --> 01:18:04,196
♪ It was always my dream
to get on the Race ♪
1619
01:18:04,231 --> 01:18:08,856
♪ So I let Sharon
Needles sit on my face ♪
1620
01:18:08,891 --> 01:18:13,274
Going into reality TV, no
matter who you were before,
1621
01:18:13,309 --> 01:18:15,829
you're putting it in
someone else's hands.
1622
01:18:17,727 --> 01:18:20,074
I'm owning the
evil queen persona
1623
01:18:20,109 --> 01:18:23,595
that has been thrust upon me,
because what else can you do?
1624
01:18:24,561 --> 01:18:26,391
I'm finding power in it.
1625
01:18:30,153 --> 01:18:34,537
The winner of
"RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars,"
1626
01:18:34,571 --> 01:18:37,091
the next queen to be inducted.
1627
01:18:37,126 --> 01:18:38,817
You have to
take the worst stuff
1628
01:18:38,852 --> 01:18:42,614
that happens to you
and make art out of it,
1629
01:18:42,648 --> 01:18:43,891
or it will kill you.
1630
01:18:45,859 --> 01:18:46,687
Alaska.
1631
01:18:53,418 --> 01:18:57,042
♪ This is for the ones
talking shit on my page ♪
1632
01:18:57,077 --> 01:19:00,977
♪ I guess I'd be a dick
too at minimum wage ♪
1633
01:19:01,012 --> 01:19:02,668
The worst things
at that time was,
1634
01:19:02,703 --> 01:19:05,982
Alaska, you're
nothing but a snake.
1635
01:19:07,708 --> 01:19:11,367
You're not who I thought you
were, you're just a snake.
1636
01:19:11,401 --> 01:19:16,234
And now I sell shirts where
it's me surrounded by snakes,
1637
01:19:16,268 --> 01:19:17,407
and I'm sitting in
front of a thing
1638
01:19:17,442 --> 01:19:18,650
that has snakes all over it.
1639
01:19:18,684 --> 01:19:20,859
Now the snake is
my spirit animal.
1640
01:19:20,894 --> 01:19:22,792
It's the only way to survive.
1641
01:19:22,827 --> 01:19:24,276
You have to take
the horrible things
1642
01:19:24,311 --> 01:19:28,073
and make it into art and
make it fun and love it.
1643
01:19:28,108 --> 01:19:31,974
♪ 'Cause I'm a Ru girl
1644
01:19:32,008 --> 01:19:35,149
♪ I'm a Ru girl
1645
01:19:35,184 --> 01:19:38,704
♪ A motherfucking Ru girl
1646
01:19:40,154 --> 01:19:43,848
You're my home and you're my
people and I am your queen.
1647
01:19:48,335 --> 01:19:50,475
♪ I'm a Ru girl
1648
01:19:50,509 --> 01:19:55,445
♪ I'm a motherfucking Ru girl
1649
01:19:55,480 --> 01:19:59,277
♪ And I just won "All Stars 2"
1650
01:20:14,879 --> 01:20:17,226
Sharon.
No, I like mine.
1651
01:20:19,504 --> 01:20:21,851
Have you always been a
big fat awful person?
1652
01:20:21,886 --> 01:20:23,335
Yeah.
1653
01:20:23,370 --> 01:20:25,372
Yeah, yeah.
1654
01:20:25,406 --> 01:20:26,891
Brand loyalty.
1655
01:20:26,925 --> 01:20:28,858
'Cause I just think,
especially now,
1656
01:20:28,893 --> 01:20:32,828
especially with Kim Kardashian,
it's just too surface, man.
1657
01:20:32,862 --> 01:20:35,175
It's like, they
don't give a fuck,
1658
01:20:35,209 --> 01:20:37,591
the little commenters
on YouTube.
1659
01:20:37,625 --> 01:20:40,766
Some of those kids don't even
listen to a fucking word.
1660
01:20:40,801 --> 01:20:42,907
It's like they watch
it with the sound off.
1661
01:20:42,941 --> 01:20:44,770
They're like, "Oh my
God, they look so good.
1662
01:20:44,805 --> 01:20:46,289
"I don't understand what
she's wearing, though."
1663
01:20:46,324 --> 01:20:49,051
Or like, whatever, it's all
they see is just surface shit.
1664
01:20:50,500 --> 01:20:53,710
I swear, maybe I'm just being
way too harsh and critical
1665
01:20:53,745 --> 01:20:56,299
or just bitter and
old or something,
1666
01:20:56,334 --> 01:20:59,164
but yeah, the kids
are just so obsessed
1667
01:20:59,199 --> 01:21:00,476
they don't know
how to talk to it,
1668
01:21:00,510 --> 01:21:03,686
all they know how to
do is put eyeliner on.
1669
01:21:05,412 --> 01:21:07,276
So, you're
going there for Christmas?
1670
01:21:07,310 --> 01:21:09,588
Right before and then
I do a show there
1671
01:21:10,796 --> 01:21:12,384
and then leave on Christmas Eve.
1672
01:21:13,834 --> 01:21:15,905
Where are
you going for Christmas?
1673
01:21:15,940 --> 01:21:17,148
All my family is going to
1674
01:21:17,182 --> 01:21:18,839
my brother's in
Washington state.
1675
01:21:20,220 --> 01:21:21,497
Are you
going or do you work that?
1676
01:21:21,531 --> 01:21:23,016
No.
1677
01:21:23,050 --> 01:21:24,500
Alaska, what
are you doing for Christmas?
1678
01:21:24,534 --> 01:21:27,158
My mom was
like, "I don't want anyone
1679
01:21:27,192 --> 01:21:29,125
"to talk about politics
1680
01:21:29,160 --> 01:21:30,368
"at the holidays."
No, let's talk about it.
1681
01:21:30,402 --> 01:21:31,300
So out
of respect I'm like,
1682
01:21:31,334 --> 01:21:32,749
"Okay, well I'm not going to,"
1683
01:21:32,784 --> 01:21:37,616
but it's also like, members
of my family are like,
1684
01:21:37,651 --> 01:21:40,136
personally affronting
my existence
1685
01:21:40,171 --> 01:21:43,553
and I don't feel comfortable
not talking about that.
1686
01:21:43,588 --> 01:21:46,591
It's like, I don't
wanna fucking see you.
1687
01:21:46,625 --> 01:21:49,835
I don't wanna fucking
see your fucking face.
1688
01:21:49,870 --> 01:21:52,148
Did you
go for Thanksgiving?
1689
01:21:52,183 --> 01:21:54,461
I did and no one came
to my mom's house.
1690
01:21:56,773 --> 01:21:58,844
Oh my gosh, look who it is.
1691
01:22:00,053 --> 01:22:03,470
Fucking Donald
Trump, and he's mad
1692
01:22:03,504 --> 01:22:05,851
he didn't get what he
wanted for Christmas.
1693
01:22:05,886 --> 01:22:07,336
Oh, man, what the?
1694
01:22:08,613 --> 01:22:10,408
♪ Uh, uh, uh
1695
01:22:10,442 --> 01:22:11,961
♪ Girl, why you complaining
1696
01:22:11,996 --> 01:22:13,756
♪ You're not in India starving
1697
01:22:13,790 --> 01:22:15,516
♪ It's not like you
don't have nothing ♪
1698
01:22:15,551 --> 01:22:17,311
♪ You're so damn
spoiled, it's alarming ♪
1699
01:22:17,346 --> 01:22:18,692
♪ You got some parents
that love you ♪
1700
01:22:18,726 --> 01:22:19,935
♪ A brother that bugs you
1701
01:22:19,969 --> 01:22:21,660
♪ So lucky that you got
a rooftop above you ♪
1702
01:22:21,695 --> 01:22:23,248
♪ Christmas is cool,
so get into it ♪
1703
01:22:23,283 --> 01:22:25,388
♪ You get what you get and
you don't throw a fit ♪
1704
01:22:25,423 --> 01:22:30,428
♪ Christmas rocks,
Christmas rocks ♪
1705
01:22:32,016 --> 01:22:35,812
♪ Christmas rocks,
Christmas rocks ♪
1706
01:22:35,847 --> 01:22:39,471
♪ Look, I just got a
pair of tube socks ♪
1707
01:22:39,506 --> 01:22:42,474
♪ Christmas rocks,
Christmas rocks ♪
1708
01:22:42,509 --> 01:22:46,651
♪ Wanna bet me, I'll bet
you a million bucks ♪
1709
01:22:46,685 --> 01:22:49,792
♪ Thank you Mom and Dad,
I can't really be sad ♪
1710
01:22:49,826 --> 01:22:54,831
♪ 'Cause I guess Christmas
really isn't isn't that bad ♪
1711
01:22:55,729 --> 01:22:57,282
Well, before the election
1712
01:22:57,317 --> 01:23:00,596
and just being a transgressive
asshole that I am,
1713
01:23:00,630 --> 01:23:03,599
I would say in the press
and I would say a lot
1714
01:23:03,633 --> 01:23:05,083
like, you know, "Let Trump win,
1715
01:23:05,118 --> 01:23:07,913
"let's return to fags being punk
1716
01:23:07,948 --> 01:23:10,709
"and being against the
system," because you know,
1717
01:23:10,744 --> 01:23:12,297
we had eight years of Obama
1718
01:23:12,332 --> 01:23:16,922
and our fan base tends
to be a little younger.
1719
01:23:16,957 --> 01:23:21,789
So our fans basically grew up
with "Drag Race" and Obama.
1720
01:23:21,824 --> 01:23:25,000
So I was kind of like,
"Oh God, bring Trump in."
1721
01:23:25,034 --> 01:23:26,484
Remind these kids, you know,
1722
01:23:26,518 --> 01:23:29,245
just how quick things can change
1723
01:23:29,280 --> 01:23:31,834
and how a new normal
can sprout up overnight
1724
01:23:31,868 --> 01:23:35,217
and well, I take
it all back now.
1725
01:23:35,251 --> 01:23:36,632
Oops.
1726
01:23:36,666 --> 01:23:39,048
Has the Trump
administration changed
1727
01:23:39,083 --> 01:23:41,154
how I feel about my job?
1728
01:23:41,188 --> 01:23:44,605
A little, but not as
much as how Orlando
1729
01:23:44,640 --> 01:23:47,401
has changed how I
feel about my job.
1730
01:23:47,436 --> 01:23:50,370
I found out about
the Pulse tragedy
1731
01:23:50,404 --> 01:23:54,891
on the Battle of the
Seasons tour on the tour bus
1732
01:23:54,926 --> 01:23:57,411
and we had to go
straight to Minneapolis
1733
01:23:57,446 --> 01:23:59,482
and do a show that night.
1734
01:23:59,517 --> 01:24:03,624
God, everyone was so
freaked out that day, too.
1735
01:24:03,659 --> 01:24:04,694
It was really weird.
1736
01:24:07,559 --> 01:24:09,975
Michelle sang "Take a Bow"
by Madonna every night
1737
01:24:10,010 --> 01:24:11,322
and she's like, "Will you
all come on stage with me?"
1738
01:24:11,356 --> 01:24:13,082
And we were just a mess.
1739
01:24:13,117 --> 01:24:14,290
It was a messy-ass show.
1740
01:24:14,325 --> 01:24:16,534
But that was the only
show my mom came to see,
1741
01:24:16,568 --> 01:24:18,156
so it was really nice, you know?
1742
01:24:21,953 --> 01:24:23,161
Oh, I'm so sorry, I
don't think I ever got
1743
01:24:23,196 --> 01:24:25,646
that sad about
Orlando for awhile.
1744
01:24:25,681 --> 01:24:26,889
Well, it sucks.
1745
01:24:28,270 --> 01:24:29,892
I forgot about that day, too.
1746
01:24:29,926 --> 01:24:32,205
It was so crazy.
1747
01:24:32,239 --> 01:24:33,585
It was so crazy I ate meat.
1748
01:24:35,311 --> 01:24:36,209
You ate meat?
1749
01:24:36,243 --> 01:24:37,762
Yeah, I just didn't give a fuck,
1750
01:24:37,796 --> 01:24:40,385
I went to Jimmy John's and
had a BLT, it was so good.
1751
01:24:40,420 --> 01:24:42,491
And you're a PETA,
1752
01:24:42,525 --> 01:24:44,182
well, you're a
well-known vegetarian.
1753
01:24:44,217 --> 01:24:45,149
Who cares?
1754
01:24:46,357 --> 01:24:47,806
That pig was really mean.
1755
01:25:27,915 --> 01:25:30,021
No, the Native Americans believe
1756
01:25:30,055 --> 01:25:32,575
that there are two-spirit
beings who are men and women
1757
01:25:32,610 --> 01:25:37,097
and their function
in society is healers
1758
01:25:37,132 --> 01:25:41,170
and truth-tellers and soothsayers and that's what we do.
1759
01:25:41,205 --> 01:25:46,175
We put on fantastical costume
1760
01:25:46,934 --> 01:25:48,177
and dress and we go out
1761
01:25:48,212 --> 01:25:50,455
and we make a spectacle
and we tell the truth
1762
01:25:50,490 --> 01:25:53,286
and we exorcise people
of their demons.
1763
01:25:53,320 --> 01:25:54,908
That's what we actually do.
1764
01:25:54,942 --> 01:25:57,669
So did you always know that
you were a witch like that?
1765
01:25:57,704 --> 01:25:59,430
How long ago did you find out?
1766
01:25:59,464 --> 01:26:01,190
Well, I didn't realize
that's what I was doing
1767
01:26:01,225 --> 01:26:02,709
when I started, I
just had to do it.
1768
01:26:02,743 --> 01:26:04,159
I was called to do it.
1769
01:26:04,193 --> 01:26:05,194
I had to.
1770
01:26:05,229 --> 01:26:06,437
I remember you said that
1771
01:26:06,471 --> 01:26:07,886
on the show, "This
is my calling."
1772
01:26:07,921 --> 01:26:09,888
And I was like, "Oh,
hundred percent agree."
1773
01:26:09,923 --> 01:26:10,717
It is.
1774
01:26:10,751 --> 01:26:11,994
It's a calling.
1775
01:26:12,028 --> 01:26:13,444
We don't choose to do
it, it makes no sense.
1776
01:26:13,478 --> 01:26:15,273
Well, now kids choose to do it.
1777
01:26:15,308 --> 01:26:17,448
Choose to do it, but I
couldn't do anything else.
1778
01:26:17,482 --> 01:26:18,690
Yeah, exactly.
1779
01:26:18,725 --> 01:26:19,933
I literally couldn't
work at Starbucks
1780
01:26:19,967 --> 01:26:22,625
'cause I would be so
bad and afraid at it.
1781
01:26:22,660 --> 01:26:23,833
But it's like, for some reason,
1782
01:26:23,868 --> 01:26:25,456
slamming my fucking
gross dick-pussy
1783
01:26:25,490 --> 01:26:27,492
into the ground a million times
1784
01:26:27,527 --> 01:26:30,771
is like a cathartic experience
that people love but--
1785
01:26:30,806 --> 01:26:32,394
Well, some people love it.
1786
01:26:36,363 --> 01:26:38,193
General public seems
to think it's okay.
1787
01:26:39,332 --> 01:26:40,816
You've been panned critically.
1788
01:26:40,850 --> 01:26:42,404
Yeah, and pandered to.
1789
01:26:43,508 --> 01:26:44,751
Just across the board.
1790
01:26:44,785 --> 01:26:46,511
You have like, a 2 %
on Rotten Tomatoes.
1791
01:26:46,546 --> 01:26:48,582
Thank you for two,
I was gonna say one.
1792
01:26:50,274 --> 01:26:52,207
You're so generous, snake.
1793
01:27:06,911 --> 01:27:09,879
It is now that we
must band together.
1794
01:27:09,914 --> 01:27:12,675
We must unify, we must
rally, we must join up
1795
01:27:12,710 --> 01:27:15,678
arm and arm and
protect one another,
1796
01:27:16,852 --> 01:27:19,889
so that no matter where
this world goes next,
1797
01:27:19,924 --> 01:27:21,477
at least we'll have each other.
1798
01:27:22,927 --> 01:27:25,826
And what's the best way to
unify a group of people?
1799
01:27:25,861 --> 01:27:29,244
What's the best way to
rally people together?
1800
01:27:30,314 --> 01:27:31,867
It's with a rousing anthem.
1801
01:27:40,082 --> 01:27:41,842
Being a drag queen
is kind of like,
1802
01:27:41,877 --> 01:27:43,913
it's a clown stripper.
1803
01:27:43,948 --> 01:27:45,674
You're half clown,
half stripper.
1804
01:27:47,814 --> 01:27:51,024
I think it's very
important to have clowns
1805
01:27:51,058 --> 01:27:52,922
and to have people
willing to like,
1806
01:27:52,957 --> 01:27:54,717
make fun of themselves
for the sake
1807
01:27:54,752 --> 01:27:56,685
of making a better community
1808
01:27:56,719 --> 01:28:00,275
or to make fun of the
people who are bullies
1809
01:28:00,309 --> 01:28:02,173
and are adversaries
so that we know
1810
01:28:02,207 --> 01:28:05,659
that we're just as strong,
if not stronger than them.
1811
01:28:08,386 --> 01:28:10,319
I've always been really nervous
1812
01:28:10,354 --> 01:28:14,496
about being too truthful
or to say and speak
1813
01:28:14,530 --> 01:28:17,602
and be and do as I
really am in here.
1814
01:28:17,637 --> 01:28:21,192
The second you start
editing your work
1815
01:28:21,226 --> 01:28:25,369
for the perception of other
people is impending doom.
1816
01:28:25,403 --> 01:28:27,716
There's a reason why
successful artists
1817
01:28:27,750 --> 01:28:31,789
get to where they are and
you gotta go with your gut.
1818
01:28:31,823 --> 01:28:34,757
Through Sharon, I
learned to not give a fuck,
1819
01:28:34,792 --> 01:28:37,795
and through Alaska I
learned what you can achieve
1820
01:28:37,829 --> 01:28:41,177
when you commit yourself
fully to something,
1821
01:28:41,212 --> 01:28:44,215
and from Katya I
learned not to be
1822
01:28:44,249 --> 01:28:46,424
brainwashed by my
society anymore.
1823
01:28:48,012 --> 01:28:50,463
Has the perception
of drag changed, yes.
1824
01:28:50,497 --> 01:28:52,223
Do I think they're
ever gonna allow them
1825
01:28:52,257 --> 01:28:55,675
to be in mainstream
media, never.
1826
01:28:58,954 --> 01:29:01,853
I guess I see a
world where it's not
1827
01:29:01,888 --> 01:29:03,648
a goal to become mainstream.
1828
01:29:03,683 --> 01:29:06,375
It's a goal to just be pure.
1829
01:29:06,410 --> 01:29:07,790
That's actually the goal.
1830
01:29:07,825 --> 01:29:09,723
Drag is realness.
1831
01:29:09,758 --> 01:29:12,347
In a world where it's
like complete bullshit
1832
01:29:12,381 --> 01:29:14,383
on the television at all times.
1833
01:29:14,418 --> 01:29:16,765
On the billboard,
in the newspaper,
1834
01:29:16,799 --> 01:29:19,354
on Instagram,
everything is fake,
1835
01:29:19,388 --> 01:29:22,874
but drag, going to a drag
show, that's something real.
1836
01:29:24,048 --> 01:29:27,810
We live in a society
that still is so rigid
1837
01:29:27,845 --> 01:29:30,641
and still has so many
constraints on how
1838
01:29:30,675 --> 01:29:33,333
you're supposed to be
allowed to express yourself.
1839
01:29:33,368 --> 01:29:36,094
It's a business to
brainwash people.
1840
01:29:36,129 --> 01:29:37,855
We live in a capitalist society.
1841
01:29:37,889 --> 01:29:40,029
Any trick to get people
to spend money on
1842
01:29:40,064 --> 01:29:43,170
what you want them to spend
money on is fair game.
1843
01:29:44,275 --> 01:29:47,589
And to see someone
who's so not brainwashed
1844
01:29:47,623 --> 01:29:50,557
gives us hope.
1845
01:29:50,592 --> 01:29:54,389
It's what drag is at its
core, is being a truth-teller,
1846
01:29:56,391 --> 01:29:59,186
is holding a mirror
up to this society
1847
01:29:59,221 --> 01:30:03,328
that we live in and
- Look at that.
1848
01:30:03,363 --> 01:30:06,021
Isn't that fucking something.
1849
01:30:06,055 --> 01:30:08,333
Let's laugh at it,
let's celebrate it,
1850
01:30:08,368 --> 01:30:11,095
but also take the
fucking piss out of it.
1851
01:30:11,129 --> 01:30:15,513
Let's regurgitate it and
interpret it and make it ours.
1852
01:30:15,548 --> 01:30:19,483
Make it human, make
it fucking real.
1853
01:30:29,251 --> 01:30:33,358
♪ This is my hair
1854
01:30:33,393 --> 01:30:37,639
♪ This is my hair
1855
01:30:37,673 --> 01:30:42,022
♪ This is my hair
1856
01:30:42,057 --> 01:30:46,441
♪ This is my hair,
I don't wear wigs ♪
1857
01:30:46,475 --> 01:30:50,790
♪ This is my hair
1858
01:30:50,824 --> 01:30:55,519
♪ This is my hair
1859
01:30:55,553 --> 01:30:59,626
♪ This is my hair
1860
01:30:59,661 --> 01:31:03,906
♪ This is my hair,
I don't wear wigs ♪
1861
01:31:03,941 --> 01:31:06,046
♪ This is my hair,
I don't wear wigs ♪
1862
01:31:06,081 --> 01:31:08,255
♪ This is my hair,
I don't wear wigs ♪
1863
01:31:08,290 --> 01:31:10,395
♪ This is my hair,
I don't wear wigs ♪
1864
01:31:10,430 --> 01:31:12,639
♪ This is my hair,
I don't wear wigs ♪
1865
01:31:12,674 --> 01:31:17,679
♪ This is my hair
1866
01:31:21,510 --> 01:31:24,340
♪ This is my hair
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