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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,649 --> 00:00:17,752 ♪ Love comes and love goes ♪ 2 00:00:17,785 --> 00:00:21,488 ♪ Love fades And sometimes it grows ♪ 3 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:26,193 ♪ Who knows? ♪ 4 00:00:26,226 --> 00:00:29,263 ♪ Feels like just yesterday ♪ 5 00:00:29,296 --> 00:00:33,668 ♪ You were a brand-new face ♪ 6 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:37,572 ♪ But that goes away ♪ 7 00:00:37,605 --> 00:00:40,307 ♪ Maybe in another life ♪ 8 00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:43,745 ♪ You'll find someone else And so would I ♪ 9 00:00:44,779 --> 00:00:49,316 ♪ And so would I ♪ 10 00:00:49,349 --> 00:00:51,553 ♪ But if one day we'd meet ♪ 11 00:00:51,586 --> 00:00:53,621 ♪ Would your heart Skip a beat? ♪ 12 00:00:53,655 --> 00:00:56,591 ♪ 'Cause I know I'd ♪ 13 00:00:56,624 --> 00:01:00,528 ♪ Lose my mind ♪ 14 00:01:00,562 --> 00:01:02,864 ♪ And even after All these fights ♪ 15 00:01:02,897 --> 00:01:04,532 ♪ Long nights, ups and downs ♪ 16 00:01:04,566 --> 00:01:08,468 ♪ Walking out And turning around, it's you ♪ 17 00:01:08,503 --> 00:01:12,205 ♪ It's always, always Always, always you ♪ 18 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:14,809 ♪ Love comes and love goes ♪ 19 00:01:14,842 --> 00:01:19,514 ♪ Love fades And sometimes it grows ♪ 20 00:01:19,547 --> 00:01:23,585 ♪ Who knows? ♪ 21 00:01:23,618 --> 00:01:26,386 ♪ Feels like just yesterday ♪ 22 00:01:26,420 --> 00:01:30,223 ♪ You were a brand-new face ♪ 23 00:01:30,257 --> 00:01:34,896 ♪ Mmm, but that goes away ♪ 24 00:01:34,929 --> 00:01:37,397 ♪ Maybe in another life ♪ 25 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:40,735 ♪ You'll find someone else And so would I ♪ 26 00:01:41,903 --> 00:01:46,239 ♪ And so would I ♪ 27 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:48,375 ♪ And if it wasn't you and me ♪ 28 00:01:48,408 --> 00:01:50,645 ♪ Would you know it Would you see? ♪ 29 00:01:50,678 --> 00:01:53,648 ♪ 'Cause I know I'd ♪ 30 00:01:53,681 --> 00:01:57,484 ♪ Lose my mind ♪ 31 00:01:57,518 --> 00:02:00,722 ♪ And even after All these fights, long nights ♪ 32 00:02:00,755 --> 00:02:04,391 ♪ Ups and downs, walking out And turning around, it's you ♪ 33 00:02:04,424 --> 00:02:05,560 ♪ Ooh ♪ 34 00:02:05,593 --> 00:02:09,329 ♪ It's always, always, always ♪ 35 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:11,699 ♪ Maybe in another life ♪ 36 00:02:11,733 --> 00:02:15,402 ♪ You'll find someone else And so would I ♪ 37 00:02:16,303 --> 00:02:19,206 ♪ And so would I ♪ 38 00:02:20,742 --> 00:02:23,176 ♪ But if one day we'd meet ♪ 39 00:02:23,210 --> 00:02:24,912 ♪ Would your heart Skip a beat? ♪ 40 00:02:24,946 --> 00:02:27,347 ♪ 'Cause I know I'd ♪ 41 00:02:28,215 --> 00:02:31,886 ♪ Lose my mind ♪ 42 00:02:31,919 --> 00:02:34,889 ♪ And even after All these fights, long nights ♪ 43 00:02:34,922 --> 00:02:39,761 ♪ Ups and down, walking out And turning around, it's you ♪ 44 00:02:39,794 --> 00:02:44,264 ♪ It's always, always Always you ♪ 45 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:50,805 ♪ It's always, always Always you ♪ 46 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:56,443 ♪ It's always Always, always you ♪ 47 00:02:57,645 --> 00:02:59,312 Marriage. 48 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:03,283 Yeah, I've been a happily married man for a long time. 49 00:03:03,316 --> 00:03:04,686 Mostly. 50 00:03:04,719 --> 00:03:08,288 And who you are is what you've mostly been, right? 51 00:03:08,321 --> 00:03:10,490 I mean, you've been something all your life, 52 00:03:10,525 --> 00:03:12,860 but you wake up one day and you realize 53 00:03:12,894 --> 00:03:16,631 more life has gone by than you've got left. 54 00:03:16,664 --> 00:03:20,868 So, maybe you think about the things you haven't done. 55 00:03:20,902 --> 00:03:23,403 Or who you've never been. 56 00:03:23,437 --> 00:03:25,973 Or what you may have missed along the way. 57 00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:28,843 And on that day, 58 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:32,613 the last thing you want to be is who you mostly were. 59 00:03:32,647 --> 00:03:33,948 And you know what? 60 00:03:34,749 --> 00:03:36,383 That's a mistake. 61 00:04:34,609 --> 00:04:37,011 Oh, God. 62 00:04:40,615 --> 00:04:42,617 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 63 00:05:13,748 --> 00:05:15,683 I don't know you. 64 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:18,019 I know this certainly isn't my place, 65 00:05:18,052 --> 00:05:19,520 but you just seem 66 00:05:20,655 --> 00:05:22,389 very distressed. 67 00:05:23,124 --> 00:05:25,325 I'm at the movies by myself. 68 00:05:25,693 --> 00:05:27,394 Are you at the movies by yourself? 69 00:05:28,596 --> 00:05:29,864 Yes. 70 00:05:29,897 --> 00:05:31,966 You're not distressed? 71 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:34,068 Oh, no. I'm... 72 00:05:34,936 --> 00:05:36,704 real distressed. 73 00:05:41,809 --> 00:05:42,944 Sam. 74 00:05:43,945 --> 00:05:45,345 Grace. 75 00:05:48,182 --> 00:05:51,719 No matter where you go, there's a surprise. 76 00:06:04,832 --> 00:06:07,001 I'm naked under this. 77 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:09,804 I'll take that into consideration. 78 00:06:11,505 --> 00:06:13,440 You haven't made love to me. 79 00:06:14,175 --> 00:06:16,376 Yeah, I understand I haven't done that. 80 00:06:25,186 --> 00:06:27,121 Hmm? 81 00:06:27,154 --> 00:06:29,624 Hmm, what do you think? 82 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:35,563 I think when that robe comes off... 83 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:37,430 -Yeah? -...it's gonna be 84 00:06:37,932 --> 00:06:39,499 a whole lot of work. 85 00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:41,769 Get on me right now! 86 00:06:41,802 --> 00:06:43,571 I would... Monica, I would. I would do that, 87 00:06:43,604 --> 00:06:46,707 but we're in a very precarious world situation right now. 88 00:06:46,741 --> 00:06:49,744 And you're pressuring me with your availability. 89 00:06:49,777 --> 00:06:52,713 Come on, Howie. Do what you do. Come on. 90 00:06:52,747 --> 00:06:57,018 Play my body like it's a violin and you're a clarinet player 91 00:06:57,051 --> 00:06:59,452 who doesn't know how to play a violin! 92 00:07:00,788 --> 00:07:02,657 Nobody knows how to play that thing. 93 00:07:04,125 --> 00:07:06,493 Look, relationships go through this. 94 00:07:06,527 --> 00:07:08,930 You know, at some point, one person just wishes 95 00:07:08,963 --> 00:07:10,965 there was a button they could push that would 96 00:07:10,998 --> 00:07:13,466 make the other person go somewhere else for a while. 97 00:07:14,168 --> 00:07:15,236 Cease to exist? 98 00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:18,873 No. That person still exists. 99 00:07:18,906 --> 00:07:20,207 Oh. 100 00:07:20,241 --> 00:07:24,444 We came to this amazing hotel! 101 00:07:26,881 --> 00:07:29,150 There's no conversation because 102 00:07:29,183 --> 00:07:31,552 I'm not sure what there is to say anymore. 103 00:07:31,585 --> 00:07:33,554 What? Stop! 104 00:07:34,889 --> 00:07:36,791 How many good years do you think we have left? 105 00:07:36,824 --> 00:07:39,026 How many? Twenty? 106 00:07:39,060 --> 00:07:40,227 -Maybe? -Yeah. 107 00:07:40,895 --> 00:07:43,496 I can remember what I was doing 20 years ago 108 00:07:43,531 --> 00:07:45,032 like it was last Thursday. 109 00:07:45,066 --> 00:07:47,935 Now, if that's what we have left from last Thursday until now-- 110 00:07:47,969 --> 00:07:49,270 Then we have to have fun! 111 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:51,672 Then the only real conversation worth having 112 00:07:51,706 --> 00:07:52,974 would be the one that starts, 113 00:07:53,007 --> 00:07:55,009 "Hey, if that's what we got left, 114 00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:56,944 are we living our best lives?" 115 00:08:00,047 --> 00:08:02,249 And also, what are we doing here? 116 00:08:04,852 --> 00:08:06,020 What are we doing here? 117 00:08:06,754 --> 00:08:09,190 -I'm underdressed for this. -Yeah. 118 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:12,727 Because... the only thing I'm sure of 119 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:15,629 is that I could be asking these same questions at home. 120 00:08:17,131 --> 00:08:18,199 With my wife. 121 00:08:27,341 --> 00:08:32,179 ♪ Love can do wonders ♪ 122 00:08:36,150 --> 00:08:39,954 ♪ Love can do wonders... ♪ 123 00:08:44,058 --> 00:08:45,626 They're really doing this? 124 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:48,662 She's throwing it to Michelle. 125 00:08:50,231 --> 00:08:52,900 Nobody else wants it. 126 00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:56,003 ♪ Love can do wonders... ♪ 127 00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:02,943 Michelle catches the flowers. 128 00:09:02,977 --> 00:09:04,779 You get married next. 129 00:09:04,812 --> 00:09:07,114 Have babies, same time as us. 130 00:09:07,148 --> 00:09:08,816 They grow up together. 131 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:10,751 Best friends, same as them. 132 00:09:10,785 --> 00:09:12,319 Your life's all set. 133 00:09:14,155 --> 00:09:15,790 You didn't know? 134 00:09:15,823 --> 00:09:17,224 I didn't know. 135 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:29,170 Don't mess up my wedding, man. 136 00:09:29,203 --> 00:09:31,972 ♪ Walk in the rain ♪ 137 00:09:32,006 --> 00:09:36,143 ♪ And the storm grows lost ♪ 138 00:09:36,177 --> 00:09:38,946 ♪ But you remain in my arms ♪ 139 00:09:46,087 --> 00:09:47,188 Oh, man. 140 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:52,626 ♪ Love can do wonders ♪ 141 00:10:05,106 --> 00:10:09,643 ♪ Love can do wonders Come on, now... ♪ 142 00:10:22,223 --> 00:10:25,392 -Okay. -Forget it. 143 00:10:27,161 --> 00:10:28,195 Why? 144 00:10:28,229 --> 00:10:30,030 Because you seem respectable to me. 145 00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:31,966 So, I ask, 146 00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:34,135 what's the matter, buddy? 147 00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:37,304 You're heading home to meatloaf. 148 00:10:37,338 --> 00:10:41,675 And you notice one of our exotic pixies outside, 149 00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:45,212 bathing in the soft, purple glow of the neon sign. 150 00:10:45,246 --> 00:10:46,814 And you think, "Wait." 151 00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:51,018 "I believe she just looked at me with interest." 152 00:10:51,785 --> 00:10:54,188 Now, let me bust that up for you right now. 153 00:10:54,221 --> 00:10:56,857 As soon as you get her out of that neon glow-- 154 00:10:58,025 --> 00:10:59,160 Jesus! 155 00:10:59,193 --> 00:11:00,895 I... I don't want to do this anymore. 156 00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:02,096 Okay. 157 00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:04,064 Okay. 158 00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:10,171 Wait a second. 159 00:11:10,204 --> 00:11:13,874 A person like you shouldn't take a person like me to a motel. 160 00:11:14,543 --> 00:11:16,410 I was enjoying talking to you 161 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:18,212 and I just wanted to talk more. 162 00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:20,314 And it had the advantage of being a place 163 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:23,017 nobody we know could possibly recognize us. 164 00:11:23,050 --> 00:11:24,318 And it was the only place open. 165 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,420 Well, this is open. 166 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:28,756 I couldn't take you here. 167 00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:30,257 Wait a minute. 168 00:11:30,291 --> 00:11:32,393 Okay. How old are you? 169 00:11:32,426 --> 00:11:35,029 Why does that matter? How old are you? 170 00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:37,831 Oh, I'm... I'm sixty-flaggh years old. 171 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:42,336 Well, then, see? We're exactly the same age. 172 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:46,140 Hey, am I just... I don't know. 173 00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:48,275 Am I just kind of naturally charmed 174 00:11:48,309 --> 00:11:50,177 because neither one of us have ever done 175 00:11:50,211 --> 00:11:52,079 anything like this before? 176 00:11:52,547 --> 00:11:54,381 Or... Or... 177 00:11:54,415 --> 00:11:56,350 have you perfected this routine 178 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:59,887 and I'm just tonight's idiot dupe? 179 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,255 Look at me. 180 00:12:01,956 --> 00:12:04,291 Yeah, I know. Me too, me too. 181 00:12:04,325 --> 00:12:06,026 I would never do anything like this. 182 00:12:06,060 --> 00:12:09,196 It's not even a possibility for me. 183 00:12:10,364 --> 00:12:12,032 Well, what's held you back? 184 00:12:12,066 --> 00:12:14,101 Because you're a good person? 185 00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:16,070 'Cause I'd get caught. 186 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:17,871 -Thank you. -Oh! Oh. 187 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:20,174 But-- Thanks. 188 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:22,910 But, if you're a good person, 189 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:25,813 and you're married, and you're lonely... 190 00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:27,948 Don't two good people 191 00:12:27,982 --> 00:12:30,451 who have been on this earth for sixty-flaggh years... 192 00:12:30,484 --> 00:12:33,521 -Oh, at least. -...deserve happiness once? 193 00:12:39,260 --> 00:12:40,261 Well... 194 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:44,431 as long as you're sure. 195 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,215 Is there... 196 00:13:01,716 --> 00:13:03,450 Is there a bible in the room? 197 00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:06,987 I'm unfamiliar with the amenities here. 198 00:13:08,422 --> 00:13:10,824 I really can't do this if there's a bible in the room. 199 00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:13,460 Or a ring on my finger. 200 00:13:14,328 --> 00:13:16,463 I'll be, uh... 201 00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:19,567 Oh. 202 00:13:20,434 --> 00:13:23,270 Um... let me just see. 203 00:13:25,039 --> 00:13:27,174 Yeah. Look at you. 204 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:31,245 Oh! 205 00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:35,182 -Holy Bible, right there. -There you go. 206 00:13:37,451 --> 00:13:39,887 Just... Yeah. 207 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,855 Holy Bible. 208 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:11,952 I always knew I'd end up like this. 209 00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:38,412 Hi. 210 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:40,247 Oh. 211 00:14:41,415 --> 00:14:44,284 I gave the bible to Rosa from Paraguay, 212 00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:46,420 who understood immediately 213 00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:50,023 why a person would take the bible out of the room. 214 00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:52,025 And she... she gave me soap. 215 00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:54,328 And she knew just enough English 216 00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:56,463 to tell me that I'd go straight to hell. 217 00:14:57,064 --> 00:15:00,000 - Listen to me. Listen. - Okay. 218 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,935 A lifetime of decent behavior 219 00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:04,238 while other people were having more fun than us 220 00:15:04,271 --> 00:15:07,074 and ending up here together because we're lonely 221 00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:09,176 couldn't possibly get us into hell. 222 00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:10,244 Are you sure? 223 00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:12,514 Because it's a big deal. 224 00:15:12,547 --> 00:15:13,548 I'm sure. 225 00:15:13,581 --> 00:15:14,982 -You are? -Yes. 226 00:15:16,684 --> 00:15:18,986 -Wanna watch TV? -Oh, yes. 227 00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:20,287 Okay. 228 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,456 Oh, there. It's right here. 229 00:15:24,526 --> 00:15:26,026 There. 230 00:15:28,730 --> 00:15:30,431 Do you wanna change the channel? 231 00:15:31,265 --> 00:15:32,332 No. 232 00:15:34,536 --> 00:15:36,036 That's how it's done? 233 00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:38,472 Well, those are professionals. 234 00:15:40,007 --> 00:15:41,475 -Do you like that? -No, I don't. 235 00:15:41,509 --> 00:15:43,076 -I don't. -Because-- 236 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,646 Whew! 237 00:15:44,679 --> 00:15:46,113 Wha... 238 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:48,282 I mean, how do I even possibly belong in hell? 239 00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:50,250 I don't even know what was, like, 240 00:15:50,284 --> 00:15:52,219 happening with those people. 241 00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:54,388 What? 242 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:55,989 You're adorable. 243 00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:58,091 Has anyone ever told you that? You wanna take a walk? 244 00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,059 Yeah! 245 00:16:02,196 --> 00:16:05,332 Howard, we are going on four months. 246 00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:08,435 This is just not the way you do this after four months. 247 00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:11,573 What do you think is right? 248 00:16:12,206 --> 00:16:13,340 Feelings? 249 00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:15,677 You wanna talk about your feelings? 250 00:16:15,710 --> 00:16:18,245 -No, that window closed. -When? 251 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:20,280 As soon as I said it, I knew I wasn't gonna do it. 252 00:16:20,314 --> 00:16:21,683 Well, this wasn't about feelings anyway. 253 00:16:21,716 --> 00:16:23,150 You wanna know what this was about? 254 00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:24,619 -No. -This is about 255 00:16:24,652 --> 00:16:26,788 leaving the lives we have 256 00:16:26,821 --> 00:16:30,357 to spend time in the lives we deserve. 257 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,025 Like an elegant hotel. 258 00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:33,494 Dinner with the right wine. 259 00:16:33,528 --> 00:16:36,731 Room service dessert that you can't make at home, huh? 260 00:16:36,764 --> 00:16:38,566 And what about the boom-boom? 261 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:42,035 Oh, I want to be wanted in these surroundings. 262 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:43,705 I want adventure. 263 00:16:43,738 --> 00:16:45,773 -Those are my feelings. -Yeah. 264 00:16:47,809 --> 00:16:49,544 There's one feeling that I have. 265 00:16:50,812 --> 00:16:53,715 You are some kind of woman. 266 00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:57,084 Oh, well... 267 00:16:57,519 --> 00:16:58,987 thank you for that. 268 00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:00,788 How come? 269 00:17:02,557 --> 00:17:04,124 This is... 270 00:17:04,993 --> 00:17:07,361 the first time I've done something like this. 271 00:17:07,962 --> 00:17:10,598 And it's incredible to me 272 00:17:10,632 --> 00:17:13,166 that you've been able to turn a one-night stand 273 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:16,103 into something that's taken four months to get out of. 274 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:57,444 It was the bridal bouquet, Allen. 275 00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,080 And she threw it to me. 276 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:02,617 Michelle-- 277 00:18:02,650 --> 00:18:05,185 I was gonna jump in the air like it was Swan Lake. 278 00:18:06,554 --> 00:18:09,423 And I was coming down with those flowers. 279 00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:11,526 And you were gonna kiss me. 280 00:18:12,594 --> 00:18:14,662 And I was gonna kiss you. 281 00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:16,831 But the kind of kiss that let you know 282 00:18:16,864 --> 00:18:18,833 you'd be loved for the rest of your life. 283 00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:24,171 And your whole head was gonna go, "Whoa!" 284 00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:26,574 And hold onto me way longer 285 00:18:26,608 --> 00:18:28,676 than appropriate at somebody else's wedding. 286 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:31,846 And me and my best friend in the white dress 287 00:18:31,879 --> 00:18:33,615 could keep thinking our beautiful thoughts 288 00:18:33,648 --> 00:18:35,182 about our children growing up 289 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,851 and being best friends. 290 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,722 Our kids. 291 00:18:41,188 --> 00:18:42,690 Who we're never gonna have now 292 00:18:42,724 --> 00:18:44,859 because I'm not gonna let you touch me anymore. 293 00:19:00,808 --> 00:19:02,877 I want a more elegant exit. 294 00:19:03,945 --> 00:19:07,615 I want lies that you enjoyed your time in this place 295 00:19:07,649 --> 00:19:08,816 because of me. 296 00:19:10,752 --> 00:19:11,919 Okay. 297 00:19:11,953 --> 00:19:13,921 I am... grateful 298 00:19:13,955 --> 00:19:16,591 that you would think that I know 299 00:19:16,624 --> 00:19:18,660 how to be more sophisticated 300 00:19:19,127 --> 00:19:20,828 in this awkward moment. 301 00:19:20,862 --> 00:19:24,832 And I hope that you will not be so terribly angry that I'm not. 302 00:19:24,866 --> 00:19:27,367 Oh, but I am terribly angry. 303 00:19:27,401 --> 00:19:28,770 No reason for me to be here if you're angry. 304 00:19:28,803 --> 00:19:30,705 Not the kind of anger that rises up quickly 305 00:19:30,738 --> 00:19:33,541 and then goes away. That's anger for other people. 306 00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:38,178 Okay. What kind of anger do you have? 307 00:19:38,713 --> 00:19:40,581 Well, the more I look at you, 308 00:19:40,615 --> 00:19:44,217 it's a... quiet, sustaining anger 309 00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:47,387 that consumes me on a cellular level, 310 00:19:47,421 --> 00:19:50,357 and motivates me to start my new project. 311 00:19:50,992 --> 00:19:52,727 Oh, well, okay. Good. 312 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:55,228 Uh, surely that has nothing to do with me. 313 00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:58,365 So, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna go right out this door. 314 00:19:58,398 --> 00:20:00,935 I mean, you find it so amusing, this idea of pushing a button 315 00:20:00,968 --> 00:20:03,236 and then something just suddenly doesn't exist. 316 00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:04,739 Well, this existed. 317 00:20:04,772 --> 00:20:06,473 I exist. 318 00:20:06,507 --> 00:20:07,942 And you hurt me. 319 00:20:07,975 --> 00:20:09,911 I don't think I hurt you. 320 00:20:09,944 --> 00:20:11,579 Well, I'm gonna make it like you hurt me. 321 00:20:11,612 --> 00:20:13,748 So you walk out that door, 322 00:20:13,781 --> 00:20:15,683 I'm gonna hurt you back. 323 00:20:15,717 --> 00:20:18,519 I really don't think I hurt you. 324 00:20:18,553 --> 00:20:21,455 I'm gonna figure out how to kill you 325 00:20:21,823 --> 00:20:23,356 and get away with it. 326 00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:27,729 -Really? -Yeah, really. 327 00:20:27,762 --> 00:20:29,630 Because, while I've never done anything like that, 328 00:20:29,664 --> 00:20:32,600 and I'm smart, I think I can get away with it. 329 00:20:34,068 --> 00:20:35,870 Then does it matter if I stay or go? 330 00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:37,872 Oh, you are free to leave. 331 00:20:37,905 --> 00:20:40,875 Just understand that if you never wanna see me again, 332 00:20:40,908 --> 00:20:43,410 then you better make sure that you never see me again. 333 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,345 Because if you do, then that's the day 334 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,347 I'm gonna push that button... 335 00:20:48,716 --> 00:20:51,586 and you will cease to exist. 336 00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:55,590 I think that's fair. 337 00:20:57,692 --> 00:20:59,961 I always knew my life would be a collection of hideous moments 338 00:20:59,994 --> 00:21:02,029 ever since my mother told me I would never be a ballerina. 339 00:21:02,063 --> 00:21:04,599 Which was difficult for both of us, but I knew she was right. 340 00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:09,971 Do you want me to help you? 341 00:21:10,004 --> 00:21:11,906 You don't touch me. 342 00:21:22,884 --> 00:21:24,585 I accept that when God made me 343 00:21:24,619 --> 00:21:28,689 he did not dip into his reservoir of physical grace. 344 00:21:28,723 --> 00:21:32,627 So, I've always tried to make up for that with quirk! 345 00:21:33,060 --> 00:21:37,532 Which has somehow saved me from horrible moments of public shame 346 00:21:37,565 --> 00:21:38,465 until tonight. 347 00:21:39,667 --> 00:21:41,368 You did it, Allen. 348 00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:44,939 You are responsible for the most humiliating moment of my life. 349 00:21:45,673 --> 00:21:48,743 All this time, I was sure it would be me, but no. 350 00:21:48,776 --> 00:21:50,044 It was you. 351 00:21:52,113 --> 00:21:53,848 I don't even want to be in the same room with you 352 00:21:53,881 --> 00:21:55,049 where there's a bed. 353 00:22:02,857 --> 00:22:04,759 I'll tell you what else God did. 354 00:22:04,792 --> 00:22:06,594 He put night between the days 355 00:22:06,627 --> 00:22:08,563 so tomorrow could be a new one. 356 00:22:08,596 --> 00:22:10,598 So, all you have to do is 357 00:22:10,631 --> 00:22:14,135 accept my very sincere apology, 358 00:22:14,168 --> 00:22:15,770 and then this day can be over. 359 00:22:15,803 --> 00:22:17,437 And we can go to sleep. 360 00:22:21,108 --> 00:22:23,678 And so can the people in the surrounding apartments. 361 00:22:24,212 --> 00:22:26,379 Oh, am I being a little loud? 362 00:22:26,413 --> 00:22:27,949 Yes, you are, darling. 363 00:22:27,982 --> 00:22:30,618 I'm sorry! We're having a fight here. 364 00:22:32,086 --> 00:22:34,055 It was a reflex action. 365 00:22:34,088 --> 00:22:35,890 I saw the flowers. 366 00:22:35,923 --> 00:22:37,725 I reached out and I grabbed them. 367 00:22:38,759 --> 00:22:40,728 You climbed on a table, 368 00:22:40,761 --> 00:22:42,930 and threw yourself across the room. 369 00:22:43,865 --> 00:22:45,533 It was the most awful moment 370 00:22:45,566 --> 00:22:47,935 in the whole history of women being stuck with you idiots. 371 00:22:47,969 --> 00:22:49,402 Because I caught the bridal bouquet? 372 00:22:49,436 --> 00:22:50,137 No! 373 00:22:51,572 --> 00:22:53,574 Because you knew it meant something to me, 374 00:22:54,175 --> 00:22:56,010 and you left it in the street. 375 00:22:59,113 --> 00:23:00,915 You bastard. 376 00:23:07,555 --> 00:23:09,422 Well, this is nice. 377 00:23:09,456 --> 00:23:10,858 Could we get killed out here? 378 00:23:10,892 --> 00:23:12,126 It's okay. 379 00:23:12,159 --> 00:23:15,563 Seriously, do you think this could be a mistake? 380 00:23:15,596 --> 00:23:18,599 No, this is wonderful. I'll tell you what's a mistake. 381 00:23:18,633 --> 00:23:20,433 Everything I've ever done. 382 00:23:21,535 --> 00:23:24,939 You know how many girlfriends I took for a walk in high school? 383 00:23:24,972 --> 00:23:26,741 No. 384 00:23:26,774 --> 00:23:29,076 One. One girlfriend. 385 00:23:29,110 --> 00:23:30,111 -Oh? -Martha. 386 00:23:30,144 --> 00:23:32,947 She had a pink angora sweater. 387 00:23:32,980 --> 00:23:34,548 Which was the end of me. 388 00:23:34,582 --> 00:23:36,884 The leaves would blow off the trees and stick to it. 389 00:23:36,918 --> 00:23:39,153 And one time, she let me pull them off. 390 00:23:39,186 --> 00:23:41,989 Oh, yeah. We're diabolical like that. 391 00:23:42,023 --> 00:23:44,659 -That got me through winter... -Uh-huh. 392 00:23:44,692 --> 00:23:46,560 ...when I asked her to go sledding with me 393 00:23:46,594 --> 00:23:48,095 but I didn't bring my sled. 394 00:23:48,129 --> 00:23:49,462 So there was only one sled. 395 00:23:49,496 --> 00:23:51,098 So we had to lie on top of each other. 396 00:23:51,132 --> 00:23:53,234 Oh! Yeah. 397 00:23:53,267 --> 00:23:55,102 You guys are less clever. 398 00:23:55,136 --> 00:23:56,704 But, you know, we appreciate it 399 00:23:56,737 --> 00:23:58,806 when you include us in your plans. 400 00:24:00,041 --> 00:24:01,943 We were soaked from the snow. 401 00:24:01,976 --> 00:24:03,711 -Uh-huh. -We went back to her house. 402 00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:06,547 And she took off all her clothes. 403 00:24:06,580 --> 00:24:09,250 Right in front of me. And there she was, a naked girl. 404 00:24:09,283 --> 00:24:10,985 Smiling at me. 405 00:24:11,018 --> 00:24:13,554 Like I would know what to do with a naked girl. 406 00:24:13,587 --> 00:24:14,822 Did you? 407 00:24:21,662 --> 00:24:23,631 Is there something wrong with me? 408 00:24:23,664 --> 00:24:25,266 Because, in this time we're spending together, 409 00:24:25,299 --> 00:24:27,201 that's all you really need to figure out, right? 410 00:24:27,234 --> 00:24:29,170 So, is there something wrong with me? 411 00:24:29,837 --> 00:24:32,206 Are you holding out for a ballerina? 412 00:24:33,307 --> 00:24:35,609 You've always been a ballerina to me. 413 00:24:36,544 --> 00:24:37,979 Oh, boy. 414 00:24:38,012 --> 00:24:39,814 If we weren't having this argument right now, 415 00:24:39,847 --> 00:24:41,916 I'd be kissing everything you got. 416 00:24:46,854 --> 00:24:48,488 Here, you can have two. 417 00:24:49,790 --> 00:24:51,826 Don't you think our relationship works? 418 00:24:51,859 --> 00:24:54,628 Why would we change something that works? 419 00:24:54,662 --> 00:24:57,131 Less people are getting married, you know. 420 00:24:57,164 --> 00:24:58,799 What if they're onto something? 421 00:25:00,701 --> 00:25:02,036 I have a different thing. 422 00:25:02,069 --> 00:25:04,038 Okay. What do you got? 423 00:25:04,638 --> 00:25:06,007 I've got, this thing works 424 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:07,742 because I thought it was going somewhere. 425 00:25:07,775 --> 00:25:09,677 Now that I know you think we've arrived at where we're going, 426 00:25:09,710 --> 00:25:11,078 it's gonna start not working so good. 427 00:25:11,112 --> 00:25:13,748 I love what we are. 428 00:25:13,781 --> 00:25:16,784 I'm happy with what we are together. Is that no good? 429 00:25:16,817 --> 00:25:18,552 You decide what I am to you. 430 00:25:18,586 --> 00:25:19,920 I love you right now. 431 00:25:20,588 --> 00:25:21,722 And now. 432 00:25:21,756 --> 00:25:23,190 You don't even get to say that anymore. 433 00:25:28,129 --> 00:25:30,131 How do you know you're not gonna meet someone better? 434 00:25:30,164 --> 00:25:32,767 I'm telling you I'll stop looking forever. 435 00:25:33,868 --> 00:25:35,202 How do you know that now? 436 00:25:35,236 --> 00:25:37,004 Are you a scared man? 437 00:25:38,139 --> 00:25:39,206 No. 438 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,242 Because I don't want a scared man. 439 00:25:41,609 --> 00:25:43,077 You're just lucky what you did tonight 440 00:25:43,110 --> 00:25:44,945 doesn't stop me from knowing who you really are. 441 00:25:45,846 --> 00:25:47,314 I am lucky, but... 442 00:25:48,115 --> 00:25:50,317 I don't get to touch you anymore. 443 00:25:50,918 --> 00:25:53,654 Is that all you want? Here. 444 00:26:01,929 --> 00:26:03,297 This is my heart. 445 00:26:04,632 --> 00:26:06,133 This is my mind. 446 00:26:08,002 --> 00:26:11,338 All this can be yours if you call within the next 24 hours. 447 00:26:11,939 --> 00:26:13,841 Operators are standing by. 448 00:26:41,802 --> 00:26:44,805 You've got one day to tell me we're on the road to somewhere. 449 00:26:44,839 --> 00:26:46,941 Not that we're here and this is it. 450 00:26:46,974 --> 00:26:48,843 because this is not it. 451 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:55,116 Anything besides a "yes" is a "no." 452 00:27:04,892 --> 00:27:07,995 So, Martha and I had more romantic evenings, 453 00:27:08,028 --> 00:27:10,331 and what was awkward became... 454 00:27:12,032 --> 00:27:15,803 Well... I became proficient. 455 00:27:15,836 --> 00:27:17,371 I just thought, 456 00:27:17,404 --> 00:27:19,773 what good is it having this skill 457 00:27:19,807 --> 00:27:22,376 but Martha's going to be the only one who knows it. 458 00:27:22,409 --> 00:27:25,045 I just wanted to show someone else 459 00:27:25,079 --> 00:27:26,714 what I could do. 460 00:27:26,747 --> 00:27:28,782 And word would get around the halls, 461 00:27:28,816 --> 00:27:32,119 and everyone would know what Martha and I had. 462 00:27:32,153 --> 00:27:33,954 That's... That's all I wanted. 463 00:27:33,988 --> 00:27:36,757 - That was my plan. - Yeah? 464 00:27:36,790 --> 00:27:38,159 What do you think? 465 00:27:38,192 --> 00:27:40,895 I don't know. I mean, how did it work out for you? 466 00:27:40,928 --> 00:27:43,063 I took another girl to bed. 467 00:27:43,097 --> 00:27:46,367 Which was easy, because I belonged to somebody else. 468 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,235 And you got caught. 469 00:27:48,269 --> 00:27:50,337 Martha walked in on us. 470 00:27:50,371 --> 00:27:52,106 I, um... 471 00:27:52,139 --> 00:27:53,841 I looked up at her and I said, 472 00:27:53,874 --> 00:27:56,877 "Hi. I'm doing this for us." 473 00:27:56,911 --> 00:27:58,946 I never saw such a look 474 00:27:58,979 --> 00:28:02,383 of complete disappointment. 475 00:28:02,416 --> 00:28:05,119 Except on my wife's face all the time. 476 00:28:06,787 --> 00:28:08,455 Martha never talked to me again. 477 00:28:08,489 --> 00:28:10,424 But you want to know what? 478 00:28:10,457 --> 00:28:12,359 When I was with the other girl, 479 00:28:12,393 --> 00:28:15,462 in my head, it was always Martha anyway. 480 00:28:15,930 --> 00:28:18,265 You never heard from her again? 481 00:28:18,299 --> 00:28:22,002 One time. I got a letter with no return address. 482 00:28:22,036 --> 00:28:25,873 It said, "Sam, I'm married now and I love my husband." 483 00:28:25,906 --> 00:28:28,943 "But when I love him the most, he reminds me of you." 484 00:28:28,976 --> 00:28:31,345 Oh. That's devastating. 485 00:28:31,378 --> 00:28:33,881 Oh! I was thrilled. 486 00:28:33,914 --> 00:28:37,952 Because, as hard as I try, I can't satisfy my wife. 487 00:28:37,985 --> 00:28:40,321 But here, without trying, without even being there, 488 00:28:40,354 --> 00:28:43,290 someone was thinking nice things about me. 489 00:28:43,824 --> 00:28:46,193 I think nice things about you, Sam. 490 00:28:47,361 --> 00:28:51,131 You know, no matter what tricks you picked up in high school, 491 00:28:51,165 --> 00:28:54,835 I don't know how I could have had a better time than tonight. 492 00:29:00,274 --> 00:29:02,476 -Turn around. -Turn around? 493 00:29:24,265 --> 00:29:26,166 Can you have my car brought up, please? Thank you. 494 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:28,402 Our doorman will be happy to assist you, ma'am. 495 00:29:29,571 --> 00:29:32,006 Ma'am? Ooh. 496 00:29:32,039 --> 00:29:33,340 Look at you. 497 00:29:33,374 --> 00:29:35,409 Aren't you lovely? 498 00:29:36,110 --> 00:29:40,047 And this hair, oh! Good for you. 499 00:29:40,981 --> 00:29:42,116 Look at me. 500 00:29:44,051 --> 00:29:46,020 Come on, you looked at me before. Look at me now. 501 00:29:50,291 --> 00:29:51,959 You will get here. 502 00:29:51,992 --> 00:29:54,194 It happens like that. 503 00:29:59,133 --> 00:30:02,970 ♪ The one that I belong to ♪ 504 00:30:03,003 --> 00:30:07,808 ♪ You're still the one I want For life ♪ 505 00:30:09,143 --> 00:30:10,344 ♪ Still the one ♪ 506 00:30:10,377 --> 00:30:13,414 ♪ You're still the one That I love ♪ 507 00:30:13,447 --> 00:30:17,184 ♪ The only one I dream of ♪ 508 00:30:17,217 --> 00:30:22,489 ♪ You're still the one I kiss goodnight... ♪ 509 00:30:25,359 --> 00:30:27,127 The way we were, huh? 510 00:30:29,263 --> 00:30:33,334 So, you wanna split some pie and ice cream with me or what? 511 00:30:35,102 --> 00:30:37,037 No, thanks. 512 00:30:37,071 --> 00:30:38,339 Um... 513 00:30:39,006 --> 00:30:41,342 cup of coffee would be great, thank you. 514 00:30:42,510 --> 00:30:45,145 ♪ They'll never make it ♪ 515 00:30:45,179 --> 00:30:50,150 ♪ But just look at us Holding on ♪ 516 00:30:50,184 --> 00:30:51,586 I'll never have that moment again. 517 00:30:51,619 --> 00:30:53,454 ♪ We're still together... ♪ 518 00:30:53,487 --> 00:30:54,955 Yeah. 519 00:30:55,923 --> 00:30:57,491 Not our world anymore. 520 00:30:59,026 --> 00:31:00,327 ♪ Still the one ♪ 521 00:31:00,361 --> 00:31:03,598 ♪ You're still the one I run to ♪ 522 00:31:03,631 --> 00:31:07,201 ♪ The one that I belong to ♪ 523 00:31:07,234 --> 00:31:13,006 ♪ You're still the one I want For life ♪ 524 00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:14,576 ♪ Still the one ♪ 525 00:31:14,609 --> 00:31:18,078 ♪ You're still the one That I love ♪ 526 00:31:18,112 --> 00:31:21,516 ♪ The only one I dream of ♪ 527 00:31:21,549 --> 00:31:27,921 ♪ You're still the one I kiss goodnight ♪ 528 00:31:28,956 --> 00:31:32,159 ♪ I'm so glad we made it ♪ 529 00:31:32,192 --> 00:31:33,060 ♪ Look how far ♪ 530 00:31:34,194 --> 00:31:37,464 ♪ We've come, my baby ♪ 531 00:31:44,271 --> 00:31:45,640 How was your card game? 532 00:31:48,375 --> 00:31:50,512 I left before I got killed. 533 00:31:50,545 --> 00:31:53,046 Oh. Well, I'm sorry. 534 00:31:54,081 --> 00:31:56,651 Yeah. I'm sorry too, Grace. 535 00:32:01,088 --> 00:32:02,055 Well... 536 00:32:11,098 --> 00:32:13,033 What, are you working on that thing? 537 00:32:14,435 --> 00:32:15,936 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 538 00:32:18,238 --> 00:32:19,574 How long you been working on that thing? 539 00:32:21,543 --> 00:32:24,144 Quite some time now, yeah. 540 00:32:26,079 --> 00:32:27,314 What is that thing? 541 00:32:27,347 --> 00:32:29,416 Are you trying to have a conversation with me? 542 00:32:30,317 --> 00:32:31,619 I don't know what I'm doing. 543 00:32:31,653 --> 00:32:34,121 I'm sitting here and these words are coming out. 544 00:32:34,722 --> 00:32:36,223 Mm-hmm. 545 00:32:36,256 --> 00:32:38,025 Hmm? 546 00:32:49,403 --> 00:32:51,004 Wait. 547 00:32:51,038 --> 00:32:53,006 What are you doing? 548 00:32:58,312 --> 00:33:00,548 -Why are you following me? -I wanna see. 549 00:33:00,582 --> 00:33:03,083 You wanna see? What do you wanna see? See me get shot? 550 00:33:03,116 --> 00:33:05,152 I would want to be there for that, yeah. 551 00:33:09,757 --> 00:33:11,058 Ooh... 552 00:33:14,529 --> 00:33:17,498 Oh! 553 00:33:17,532 --> 00:33:18,800 Oh! 554 00:33:18,833 --> 00:33:20,400 Hey, slugger. 555 00:33:20,434 --> 00:33:22,402 Look at you, protecting Mom. 556 00:33:22,436 --> 00:33:25,172 Everything you do gives me a heart attack. 557 00:33:29,376 --> 00:33:31,044 What happened? 558 00:33:32,614 --> 00:33:34,114 Hmm? 559 00:33:34,616 --> 00:33:36,618 What? Is-- 560 00:33:36,651 --> 00:33:38,285 What happened, huh? 561 00:33:40,254 --> 00:33:42,322 No. Is there a problem with you and Allen? 562 00:33:43,457 --> 00:33:45,092 Oh, honey. 563 00:33:45,125 --> 00:33:46,661 Well, you know, 564 00:33:46,694 --> 00:33:48,596 we just have to decide 565 00:33:48,630 --> 00:33:52,165 whether we get married or break up. 566 00:33:52,199 --> 00:33:53,801 Honey! 567 00:33:53,835 --> 00:33:56,470 You can't think about spending your life with someone 568 00:33:56,504 --> 00:33:58,740 or never seeing them again at the same time. 569 00:33:58,773 --> 00:34:00,474 Well, sure you can. 570 00:34:00,508 --> 00:34:02,142 Those are the choices. 571 00:34:04,211 --> 00:34:05,680 That make sense to you? 572 00:34:05,713 --> 00:34:06,814 What? 573 00:34:09,483 --> 00:34:13,788 Well, it doesn't have to make sense to be what you've got. 574 00:34:15,455 --> 00:34:18,325 -Okay? -Why is it always me? 575 00:34:18,358 --> 00:34:20,528 -Because it's always you. -Oh. 576 00:34:25,332 --> 00:34:26,701 I want a son. 577 00:34:26,734 --> 00:34:28,770 Not tonight. 578 00:34:47,822 --> 00:34:49,423 Hello. 579 00:34:49,456 --> 00:34:51,358 Who's that? 580 00:34:51,391 --> 00:34:54,629 Please, just come kill me. 581 00:34:55,597 --> 00:34:57,230 -Allen! -Hey, Dad. 582 00:34:57,264 --> 00:34:59,867 You okay? Why aren't you in your apartment? 583 00:34:59,901 --> 00:35:01,501 I was standing around talking to the wall. 584 00:35:01,536 --> 00:35:03,303 So, I figured it was best I wasn't there. 585 00:35:03,337 --> 00:35:04,806 I still have a room here? 586 00:35:04,839 --> 00:35:07,341 Of course you do, baby! 587 00:35:07,374 --> 00:35:08,576 And you are always welcome to it, 588 00:35:08,610 --> 00:35:10,243 especially if that girl that you're with 589 00:35:10,277 --> 00:35:12,580 has failed to live up to my expectations. 590 00:35:14,782 --> 00:35:16,350 -Mom. -Honey! 591 00:35:16,383 --> 00:35:18,553 Mmm! 592 00:35:19,419 --> 00:35:20,922 That's a very pretty robe. 593 00:35:20,955 --> 00:35:22,155 Do you like it? 594 00:35:22,189 --> 00:35:23,725 I love it. You look great in it! 595 00:35:24,892 --> 00:35:26,828 -Doesn't she look great in it? -Sure. 596 00:35:26,861 --> 00:35:28,663 Oh, stop trying to save our relationship. 597 00:35:28,696 --> 00:35:30,497 You got out, you came back. You fool. 598 00:35:30,531 --> 00:35:32,332 That is a pretty robe, Monica. 599 00:35:32,366 --> 00:35:34,636 And you do look good in it. When did I buy that for you? 600 00:35:34,669 --> 00:35:35,770 You didn't. It was a gift. 601 00:35:35,803 --> 00:35:37,505 Michelle wants to marry me. 602 00:35:37,538 --> 00:35:38,906 What for? 603 00:35:38,940 --> 00:35:41,876 I came home to consider the idea. 604 00:35:41,909 --> 00:35:44,679 Well, how exactly would that work? 605 00:35:44,712 --> 00:35:47,882 You would ask yourself the only question that matters. 606 00:35:47,915 --> 00:35:50,484 "Does this girl carry within her 607 00:35:50,518 --> 00:35:53,621 the potential to suck out your soul like a Nosferatu 608 00:35:53,655 --> 00:35:57,290 and turn you into an undead, desiccated husk 609 00:35:57,324 --> 00:35:59,459 that in any strong wind would leave you afraid 610 00:35:59,493 --> 00:36:02,730 you will blow out of your shoes and turn into ashes?" 611 00:36:04,231 --> 00:36:05,298 No. 612 00:36:06,433 --> 00:36:07,835 Then go forward, my son. 613 00:36:10,370 --> 00:36:11,906 I thought you were happy with her? 614 00:36:11,939 --> 00:36:13,373 I am happy with her. 615 00:36:13,407 --> 00:36:14,776 I'm happy with her every moment we're together. 616 00:36:14,809 --> 00:36:16,778 But that's not enough for her. She... 617 00:36:16,811 --> 00:36:19,547 She wants me to be happy with her in the future. 618 00:36:19,580 --> 00:36:20,848 I think that sounds romantic. 619 00:36:20,882 --> 00:36:23,483 Ha! I think it's science fiction. 620 00:36:23,518 --> 00:36:24,652 All right. 621 00:36:26,286 --> 00:36:28,156 Why are you happy with her now? 622 00:36:30,024 --> 00:36:32,225 She's the first person I want to talk to 623 00:36:32,259 --> 00:36:33,728 about anything that happens to me. 624 00:36:33,761 --> 00:36:36,430 Aww. Well then, why do you want that to change? 625 00:36:36,463 --> 00:36:37,497 Why would it change? 626 00:36:37,532 --> 00:36:38,800 When you change the relationship, 627 00:36:38,833 --> 00:36:40,601 -the relationship changes. -I said that to her. 628 00:36:40,635 --> 00:36:43,004 He said that to her! This boy that we made 629 00:36:43,037 --> 00:36:45,238 applied sound logic. 630 00:36:45,272 --> 00:36:46,373 And what did she say? 631 00:36:47,307 --> 00:36:49,443 She wants me to jump off a cliff with her. 632 00:36:50,078 --> 00:36:51,612 I mean, is there value in that? 633 00:36:51,646 --> 00:36:54,549 In... holding someone's hand and closing your eyes? 634 00:36:54,582 --> 00:36:57,018 That's very young. 635 00:36:57,051 --> 00:36:59,721 She's traditional, Allen. 636 00:36:59,754 --> 00:37:02,023 You know, a perky believer in the happily-ever-after. 637 00:37:02,056 --> 00:37:04,625 Which is strange. I thought she was quite intelligent 638 00:37:04,659 --> 00:37:07,028 and aware of the world in which she actually lives. 639 00:37:07,061 --> 00:37:08,696 - Hey, Monica-- - But you may have found 640 00:37:08,730 --> 00:37:11,999 the last woman on earth who assumes a happy ending. 641 00:37:12,033 --> 00:37:13,568 Hey, Monica! 642 00:37:15,302 --> 00:37:16,838 Mon... 643 00:37:16,871 --> 00:37:18,806 would you make us a pot of coffee? 644 00:37:19,540 --> 00:37:21,943 I'm sorry, what did you say to me? 645 00:37:21,976 --> 00:37:24,846 Because, you know, it's late and we're not thinking clearly. 646 00:37:24,879 --> 00:37:27,048 And what could be more important than this? 647 00:37:27,081 --> 00:37:28,716 Please, make coffee. 648 00:37:28,750 --> 00:37:30,718 Allen, would you tell your father how offensive that is? 649 00:37:30,752 --> 00:37:32,820 Because I am standing here talking to my son 650 00:37:32,854 --> 00:37:34,822 about his future. 651 00:37:34,856 --> 00:37:37,592 I said "please". I used polite and cordial words. 652 00:37:37,625 --> 00:37:39,961 Well, I'm not finished talking to him. I'll tell you what. 653 00:37:39,994 --> 00:37:42,295 Why don't you go in the kitchen and you make the coffee? 654 00:37:42,329 --> 00:37:44,999 By the time you come back, I'll have set him on the proper path 655 00:37:45,032 --> 00:37:47,535 and then you can talk to him as long as you want. 656 00:37:47,568 --> 00:37:50,772 I tell you what. How about you get your ass in the kitchen 657 00:37:50,805 --> 00:37:52,507 and make a pot of coffee 658 00:37:52,540 --> 00:37:55,810 or I pick you up and throw you right the fuck out the window? 659 00:37:56,744 --> 00:37:59,680 Oh, my. Okay. 660 00:37:59,714 --> 00:38:00,648 Huh! 661 00:38:01,883 --> 00:38:03,383 Dad? 662 00:38:03,416 --> 00:38:05,052 She's confused by my show of strength. 663 00:38:05,086 --> 00:38:07,354 We've got, like, a minute. Allen. 664 00:38:07,889 --> 00:38:10,390 This girl loves you. I don't care what you think 665 00:38:10,423 --> 00:38:13,426 in your youth and indecision, she loves you! 666 00:38:13,460 --> 00:38:16,564 How does someone know that? How do I know if I love her? 667 00:38:17,598 --> 00:38:18,933 You don't have to. 668 00:38:18,966 --> 00:38:21,068 Love is just a word we've attached 669 00:38:21,102 --> 00:38:23,738 to describe a feeling we won't really understand 670 00:38:23,771 --> 00:38:25,840 until we're old enough to look back on it. 671 00:38:25,873 --> 00:38:27,642 And wonder if we ever did. 672 00:38:28,109 --> 00:38:30,578 What? 673 00:38:31,946 --> 00:38:33,614 Do you love me? 674 00:38:33,648 --> 00:38:34,949 -Yes, I do. -Why? 675 00:38:36,050 --> 00:38:37,885 -Because I do. -Why? 676 00:38:38,485 --> 00:38:40,955 Because you've cared for me. You've seen to my well-being. 677 00:38:40,988 --> 00:38:43,390 -Why? Why?! -Maybe ask a different question? 678 00:38:43,423 --> 00:38:45,526 -Because you're my father! -Yes! 679 00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:47,061 That's it. That's right. 680 00:38:47,094 --> 00:38:49,597 That's all. I'm your father. 681 00:38:49,630 --> 00:38:52,499 And that's what we've got. We've got mothers and fathers. 682 00:38:52,533 --> 00:38:54,802 We've got parents and children. 683 00:38:54,836 --> 00:38:57,972 And I... I dedicated myself to you. 684 00:38:58,005 --> 00:39:01,542 We've grown up together, and you've made me proud. 685 00:39:01,576 --> 00:39:04,846 But, Allen, I didn't choose you. 686 00:39:04,879 --> 00:39:06,614 You were given to me. 687 00:39:06,647 --> 00:39:08,749 You're not a choice that I made. 688 00:39:09,617 --> 00:39:11,586 But what if you were? 689 00:39:11,619 --> 00:39:13,054 What if we didn't know each other, 690 00:39:13,087 --> 00:39:15,488 and we saw each other on the street? 691 00:39:15,523 --> 00:39:18,025 Would there be some sort of pull between us 692 00:39:18,059 --> 00:39:20,161 that made you know, "This is my father"? 693 00:39:20,194 --> 00:39:22,395 Would I know, "This is my son"? 694 00:39:22,429 --> 00:39:25,900 Or would I walk away and not give you a second thought? 695 00:39:25,933 --> 00:39:28,536 But the doctor said, 696 00:39:28,569 --> 00:39:31,739 "This one is yours." 697 00:39:31,772 --> 00:39:33,040 "Take him home." 698 00:39:33,074 --> 00:39:37,078 And I understood that relationship completely. 699 00:39:37,111 --> 00:39:40,081 But to go out and choose someone 700 00:39:40,114 --> 00:39:43,416 for the rest of time, without the benefit of a doctor saying, 701 00:39:43,450 --> 00:39:45,853 "This one's yours. Take her home." 702 00:39:45,887 --> 00:39:49,090 What kind of a responsibility is that for a person? 703 00:39:50,457 --> 00:39:51,926 I've never thought about it like that. 704 00:39:53,694 --> 00:39:55,696 I think about it all the time. 705 00:39:56,496 --> 00:39:58,431 Allen, look what this girl has done. 706 00:39:58,465 --> 00:40:01,068 She's made herself vulnerable for you. 707 00:40:01,102 --> 00:40:03,604 And don't worry about if you love her now. 708 00:40:03,638 --> 00:40:07,474 It takes a lifetime to love someone. 709 00:40:07,508 --> 00:40:10,044 It's the thing we most aspire to 710 00:40:10,077 --> 00:40:12,546 because no one has ever figured it out. 711 00:40:12,580 --> 00:40:16,617 Until one night, you wake up, and you know everything's okay. 712 00:40:17,785 --> 00:40:20,855 'Cause she's the one lying next to ya. 713 00:40:22,590 --> 00:40:24,025 Is that what happened to you? 714 00:40:24,058 --> 00:40:25,726 We're talking about you. 715 00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:27,595 It's your world now, Allen. 716 00:40:28,729 --> 00:40:30,598 If you value my advice, 717 00:40:30,631 --> 00:40:33,534 and, Allen, I've been there, 718 00:40:34,702 --> 00:40:36,237 marry her. 719 00:40:36,270 --> 00:40:37,738 Marry Martha. 720 00:40:37,772 --> 00:40:39,006 -Michelle. -And I don't care 721 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:41,008 what the current conversation is out there, 722 00:40:41,042 --> 00:40:43,144 some things have to be timeless. 723 00:40:43,177 --> 00:40:45,546 Or else, the whole world unravels. 724 00:40:51,052 --> 00:40:52,153 Can I ask you something? 725 00:40:52,186 --> 00:40:53,888 And I understand if you can't answer me. 726 00:40:53,921 --> 00:40:55,423 I'll answer you. 727 00:40:57,258 --> 00:40:59,226 If you had to do it all over again, 728 00:41:01,162 --> 00:41:02,930 would you still marry Mom? 729 00:41:05,166 --> 00:41:07,902 Look what I've done! It's magnificent. 730 00:41:07,935 --> 00:41:10,171 May I speak with my son now? 731 00:41:11,038 --> 00:41:12,940 -Yes. -Thank you. 732 00:41:12,974 --> 00:41:15,676 Because it took both of us to make you, Allen. 733 00:41:15,710 --> 00:41:18,045 I've never been able to walk away knowing that. 734 00:41:22,717 --> 00:41:24,652 What have you done here? 735 00:41:24,685 --> 00:41:27,621 I made us some high tea. 736 00:41:27,655 --> 00:41:29,824 It's lemongrass chamomile. 737 00:41:29,857 --> 00:41:31,692 And cucumber sandwiches 738 00:41:31,726 --> 00:41:34,562 with cream cheese and just a little sprig of dill. 739 00:41:34,595 --> 00:41:35,997 Cut crusts and everything. 740 00:41:36,030 --> 00:41:37,832 You know, he just asked for a pot of coffee. 741 00:41:37,865 --> 00:41:40,267 Well, I always improve upon his smaller expectations, 742 00:41:40,301 --> 00:41:42,703 and it always goes unappreciated. 743 00:41:42,737 --> 00:41:45,072 -This is really good. -Damn right it is. 744 00:41:45,106 --> 00:41:47,942 Okay, let's talk about Michelle. 745 00:41:47,975 --> 00:41:49,543 Mom, you know what? 746 00:41:49,577 --> 00:41:51,078 Let's talk about it in the morning. 747 00:41:51,545 --> 00:41:53,180 Right now, I just want to be here. 748 00:41:54,315 --> 00:41:55,282 With you. 749 00:41:56,150 --> 00:41:57,084 Okay. 750 00:42:01,789 --> 00:42:04,158 ♪ You must realize When waking ♪ 751 00:42:04,191 --> 00:42:06,961 ♪ What a day Is in the making ♪ 752 00:42:06,994 --> 00:42:09,196 ♪ Whether it be Warm or frozen ♪ 753 00:42:09,230 --> 00:42:11,098 ♪ On the path That you have chosen ♪ 754 00:42:11,132 --> 00:42:12,666 ♪ That you have chosen ♪ 755 00:42:12,700 --> 00:42:14,235 ♪ To trod ♪ 756 00:42:14,268 --> 00:42:16,637 ♪ Say "Thanks a lot, God" ♪ 757 00:42:16,670 --> 00:42:19,140 ♪ Say "Thanks a lot, God" ♪ 758 00:42:19,173 --> 00:42:22,076 ♪ Say "Thanks a lot, God" ♪ 759 00:42:22,109 --> 00:42:24,211 Thanks A Lot, God is brought to you 760 00:42:24,245 --> 00:42:26,647 by the archdiocese of New York, 761 00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:28,682 and the new Cadillac Escalade. 762 00:42:30,184 --> 00:42:32,186 -Freeze, sinner! -Whoa! 763 00:42:32,219 --> 00:42:34,955 -Yes, I mean you! -Oh. 764 00:42:34,989 --> 00:42:36,724 For is there truly one among you who can claim 765 00:42:36,757 --> 00:42:39,026 to be clean of sin? 766 00:42:39,060 --> 00:42:41,629 We... We just ate chicken! 767 00:42:41,662 --> 00:42:43,097 I don't know what those people were doing. 768 00:42:43,130 --> 00:42:46,734 And if you pridefully pat yourself on the back 769 00:42:46,767 --> 00:42:50,771 because you have not sinned in your actions, 770 00:42:50,805 --> 00:42:55,142 are you clean in your mind? 771 00:42:57,011 --> 00:42:58,379 Nope. 772 00:42:58,412 --> 00:43:01,248 Today's message deals with the Seventh Commandment. 773 00:43:02,683 --> 00:43:07,888 Thou shalt not commit adultery! 774 00:43:07,922 --> 00:43:13,327 But there is a way to leap out of the Lake of Fire. 775 00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,129 Wait, you know something? This is not about me. 776 00:43:15,162 --> 00:43:18,666 -Pray... for... grace! -No, wait! This is not about me! 777 00:43:18,699 --> 00:43:20,234 I'm sorry! 778 00:43:20,267 --> 00:43:21,969 -Mom? -Oh! 779 00:43:22,002 --> 00:43:24,004 Honey. Oh. 780 00:43:25,272 --> 00:43:27,675 -I'm sorry. -About what? 781 00:43:28,375 --> 00:43:31,212 Well, about... you and Allen. 782 00:43:31,245 --> 00:43:33,914 I was in my old room in my old bed thinking, 783 00:43:34,615 --> 00:43:36,884 "I was such a good little girl, wasn't I?" 784 00:43:36,917 --> 00:43:39,286 Oh! You were the best little girl. 785 00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:41,255 Why wouldn't somebody want me forever? 786 00:43:41,288 --> 00:43:43,324 Oh! 787 00:43:44,425 --> 00:43:48,262 You raised me to believe that love is worth fighting for. 788 00:43:48,295 --> 00:43:50,131 Mmm. 789 00:43:50,164 --> 00:43:52,266 That it's the only thing that lasts. 790 00:43:52,299 --> 00:43:53,767 Yeah, but what did I mean? 791 00:43:53,801 --> 00:43:55,803 You told me that finding the right person 792 00:43:55,836 --> 00:43:58,105 is one of the most important decisions we make. 793 00:43:58,139 --> 00:44:00,841 What's the matter with me? I talk to you too much. 794 00:44:00,875 --> 00:44:02,243 Do you still believe it? 795 00:44:03,711 --> 00:44:05,679 If he doesn't want you forever, 796 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:09,316 I will end him right now. 797 00:44:09,350 --> 00:44:12,386 -Hmm. -Where does that even come from? 798 00:44:12,419 --> 00:44:14,722 It comes from knowing there's nothing I can do about this 799 00:44:14,755 --> 00:44:16,991 except come on strong. 800 00:44:17,958 --> 00:44:19,727 Where is he now, Michelle? 801 00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:21,929 I'm sure he couldn't be in the apartment alone either 802 00:44:21,962 --> 00:44:24,131 and went back to his family like I did. 803 00:44:24,165 --> 00:44:27,134 But how come we've never even talked about his parents? 804 00:44:27,168 --> 00:44:30,037 His father's wonderful. You'd love his father. 805 00:44:30,838 --> 00:44:32,373 And his mother? 806 00:44:33,508 --> 00:44:34,942 He has one. 807 00:44:34,975 --> 00:44:37,745 So, you wanna know what killed relationships? 808 00:44:37,778 --> 00:44:39,480 Antibiotics. 809 00:44:39,514 --> 00:44:41,849 Drop dead at 46 like we used to in the old days, 810 00:44:41,882 --> 00:44:43,884 and then it's over really fast. Who cares, right? 811 00:44:43,918 --> 00:44:47,054 But "till death do us part" needed a rewrite 812 00:44:47,087 --> 00:44:48,756 after penicillin. 813 00:44:50,357 --> 00:44:52,326 How many serious relationships have you been in? 814 00:44:52,359 --> 00:44:53,961 I thought I had a couple before this one. 815 00:44:53,994 --> 00:44:55,796 But now that I have this one... 816 00:44:56,363 --> 00:44:57,398 one. 817 00:44:58,132 --> 00:45:01,802 -You don't like Michelle? -No, I like her fine, Allen. 818 00:45:01,835 --> 00:45:04,104 -She cooks for you? -We cook together. 819 00:45:04,138 --> 00:45:05,839 Oh, that's sweet. 820 00:45:05,873 --> 00:45:08,510 So, maybe someday you'll take some classes at Sur La Table. 821 00:45:08,543 --> 00:45:11,045 And then, as you're waiting for the soufflé to rise, 822 00:45:11,078 --> 00:45:14,415 you'll look around and think, "What the hell happened to me?" 823 00:45:14,448 --> 00:45:17,084 And I bet she cleans the apartment. 824 00:45:17,117 --> 00:45:18,986 We do these things together, Mom, are you kidding me? 825 00:45:19,019 --> 00:45:20,854 They do things together as a couple. 826 00:45:20,888 --> 00:45:22,957 Why doesn't that seem correct to you? 827 00:45:27,562 --> 00:45:29,330 Dad, you've just been sitting there? 828 00:45:30,798 --> 00:45:32,166 For 40 years. 829 00:45:32,199 --> 00:45:33,834 Waiting for food. 830 00:45:34,435 --> 00:45:37,371 So, why haven't we met these people? 831 00:45:38,105 --> 00:45:41,408 I was just trying to avoid an awkward situation. 832 00:45:41,442 --> 00:45:44,278 But why would it be an awkward situation? 833 00:45:44,311 --> 00:45:46,914 No father of the girl wants to meet the father of the boy 834 00:45:46,947 --> 00:45:48,349 who's been getting it for free. 835 00:45:48,382 --> 00:45:51,185 Daddy! Is that what's important to you? Huh? Huh?! 836 00:45:51,218 --> 00:45:53,120 That's what's important to him! 837 00:45:53,153 --> 00:45:55,289 How do you know what's important to him? 838 00:45:55,322 --> 00:45:56,790 Where is the ring? 839 00:45:56,824 --> 00:45:58,425 Where's the ring? 840 00:45:58,459 --> 00:46:00,995 Yep. Where's the ring? I don't see the ring. 841 00:46:01,028 --> 00:46:03,497 I wanna see the ring! Here. 842 00:46:03,531 --> 00:46:05,065 -What are you doing? What? -This is a ring. 843 00:46:05,099 --> 00:46:07,101 Look at this ring. This, this. 844 00:46:07,134 --> 00:46:10,304 This ring means commitment. This ring means loyalty. 845 00:46:10,337 --> 00:46:12,406 This ring means trust. 846 00:46:12,439 --> 00:46:15,042 Did... Where the hell is the ring? 847 00:46:15,075 --> 00:46:17,211 Yeah, well... it's in. 848 00:46:17,244 --> 00:46:18,580 -Yeah, that's what it is. -In? 849 00:46:18,613 --> 00:46:20,014 Mm-hmm. 850 00:46:20,047 --> 00:46:22,082 In where? Where's it in? 851 00:46:22,116 --> 00:46:23,250 It's in. 852 00:46:23,284 --> 00:46:25,587 I took it in to get it adjusted 853 00:46:25,620 --> 00:46:27,522 because my fingers are getting really fatter. 854 00:46:27,555 --> 00:46:29,290 What are you talking about? 855 00:46:29,323 --> 00:46:31,091 I got the fat fingers. 856 00:46:31,559 --> 00:46:33,595 I mean, I just... Oh, what have I done? 857 00:46:33,628 --> 00:46:34,895 I didn't want you to know. 858 00:46:34,928 --> 00:46:36,397 -Let me see. -Yeah. 859 00:46:36,430 --> 00:46:38,499 Fat. Fat fingers. 860 00:46:38,533 --> 00:46:40,401 Oh, honey. 861 00:46:40,434 --> 00:46:43,538 These are lovely fingers. 862 00:46:43,571 --> 00:46:45,839 -Do you really think so? -Yes. 863 00:46:45,873 --> 00:46:47,308 Yes, I do. 864 00:46:48,275 --> 00:46:50,177 - Yes. - Because... 865 00:46:50,210 --> 00:46:52,279 -Yes. Yes. -Okay. 866 00:46:52,313 --> 00:46:55,115 You see how emotional she gets about the ring? 867 00:46:55,149 --> 00:46:57,985 It's because it's what... what you do with it. 868 00:46:58,018 --> 00:47:00,220 It's what everything you put into it 869 00:47:00,254 --> 00:47:01,922 and all the emotions around it. 870 00:47:01,955 --> 00:47:05,159 And it's like maybe the most important thing you ever get. 871 00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:07,562 Where's yours? 872 00:47:09,963 --> 00:47:11,231 In my underwear drawer. 873 00:47:11,766 --> 00:47:13,167 Uh, I'd like to see it. 874 00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:14,501 No. No, no, no. 875 00:47:14,536 --> 00:47:16,538 Yeah, but I would like to see your wedding ring. 876 00:47:16,571 --> 00:47:18,405 -I haven't seen it... -I don't think-- 877 00:47:18,439 --> 00:47:20,174 -...in a long time, actually. -It doesn't fit. 878 00:47:20,207 --> 00:47:22,009 -It jams me. -Oh, I see. 879 00:47:22,042 --> 00:47:23,377 You don't think I have it, do you? 880 00:47:23,410 --> 00:47:24,512 I wanna see it. 881 00:47:26,046 --> 00:47:28,215 No! No. 882 00:47:28,248 --> 00:47:30,984 It stays where it is, and you wanna know why? 883 00:47:31,018 --> 00:47:32,554 Because every day 884 00:47:33,187 --> 00:47:35,322 I see that when I put on my underwear. 885 00:47:35,356 --> 00:47:38,626 And the symbolism of that is: I am married, 886 00:47:38,660 --> 00:47:41,095 and I am covering up my situation. 887 00:47:43,430 --> 00:47:46,266 I wanna see the ring. 888 00:47:48,636 --> 00:47:50,270 So do I. Where is it? 889 00:47:50,304 --> 00:47:52,574 In my night table drawer. 890 00:47:52,607 --> 00:47:55,075 Next to the bible. Get it. 891 00:47:55,109 --> 00:47:57,311 You're a good woman, honey. 892 00:48:02,082 --> 00:48:04,118 You two are fabulous, you know that? 893 00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:08,623 It's your fault I believe in all this stuff. 894 00:48:08,656 --> 00:48:11,058 Look, we've already established she's an old-fashioned girl. 895 00:48:11,091 --> 00:48:13,127 Maybe she just loves to cook and clean. 896 00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:14,596 Why don't you have her over to do the house? 897 00:48:14,629 --> 00:48:16,163 Hey! 898 00:48:16,196 --> 00:48:18,633 Are you really going to give the rest of your life 899 00:48:18,666 --> 00:48:21,034 to someone because they cook and clean? 900 00:48:21,068 --> 00:48:23,638 Are you gonna leave it up to us to help you make this decision? 901 00:48:23,671 --> 00:48:25,472 I came to you both to learn something. 902 00:48:25,507 --> 00:48:27,408 This shouldn't have anything to do with us. 903 00:48:27,441 --> 00:48:29,309 Oh, but it really does. 904 00:48:29,343 --> 00:48:31,044 Well, what should it have to do with? 905 00:48:31,979 --> 00:48:33,515 It should have to do with love. 906 00:48:33,548 --> 00:48:35,315 - I found it. Look at that. - Oh! 907 00:48:35,349 --> 00:48:37,217 Look at that. Uh-huh. 908 00:48:37,251 --> 00:48:40,020 That is the symbol of our love. 909 00:48:40,053 --> 00:48:42,122 Put it on, honey. 910 00:48:42,156 --> 00:48:44,224 Um... You know, I-- 911 00:48:44,258 --> 00:48:46,728 Boy, I... I don't think it's gonna fit these fingers. 912 00:48:46,761 --> 00:48:48,295 You wanna kiss 'em? 913 00:48:50,030 --> 00:48:52,032 Here. You know what I'm gonna do? 914 00:48:52,065 --> 00:48:55,002 -[grunts aggressively -Yeah, you hurt me. 915 00:48:55,035 --> 00:48:57,971 I'm sorry. Never take that off again, okay? 916 00:48:58,706 --> 00:49:00,542 I understand your position, honey. 917 00:49:03,277 --> 00:49:04,746 Look at that. 918 00:49:04,779 --> 00:49:06,313 Bing. 919 00:49:06,346 --> 00:49:08,716 That's really on now. That's on there good. Bing! 920 00:49:08,750 --> 00:49:10,451 - Oh, yeah. - Mm-hmm. 921 00:49:10,484 --> 00:49:14,121 On there forever just because I asked her one question. 922 00:49:14,154 --> 00:49:15,690 Do you love me? 923 00:49:17,491 --> 00:49:18,726 What do you mean? 924 00:49:18,760 --> 00:49:21,261 And if the answer is yes, I wanna know why. 925 00:49:22,396 --> 00:49:24,064 I was originally captured 926 00:49:24,097 --> 00:49:26,601 by your strong sense of interior design. 927 00:49:28,101 --> 00:49:29,369 That's why you love me? 928 00:49:30,471 --> 00:49:32,239 Does Michelle make you happy? 929 00:49:32,272 --> 00:49:33,474 I think so. 930 00:49:33,508 --> 00:49:35,275 How can you not know if you're happy? 931 00:49:35,309 --> 00:49:36,678 Are you happy, Dad? 932 00:49:37,745 --> 00:49:39,614 I'm as happy as I'm gonna get. 933 00:49:41,181 --> 00:49:43,618 Michelle, we're fine with whatever you do. 934 00:49:43,651 --> 00:49:46,621 We just hope that we were good influences. 935 00:49:46,654 --> 00:49:48,121 We always told you the truth 936 00:49:48,155 --> 00:49:50,390 that we believed at the time, honey. 937 00:49:50,424 --> 00:49:52,660 Like when you said I would never be a ballerina? 938 00:49:52,694 --> 00:49:54,729 I know, honey. I'm sorry. You won't. 939 00:49:56,396 --> 00:49:57,565 -Here's truth. -Okay. 940 00:49:57,599 --> 00:49:59,634 These people are as much to blame as we are 941 00:49:59,667 --> 00:50:01,703 for all of us arriving at this point. 942 00:50:01,736 --> 00:50:04,204 You think they'd have the courtesy to invite us to dinner? 943 00:50:05,607 --> 00:50:07,709 I mean, our kid sleeps with their kid. 944 00:50:07,742 --> 00:50:10,310 Doesn't that entitle us to a dinner? 945 00:50:10,344 --> 00:50:12,614 He's right. Yes! Just get him over here. 946 00:50:12,647 --> 00:50:14,314 - Yes. - Mom, seriously? 947 00:50:14,348 --> 00:50:16,784 Oh, I'm not gonna be blamed for what I taught you, okay? 948 00:50:16,818 --> 00:50:18,418 Go! 949 00:50:18,452 --> 00:50:20,120 Yeah. 950 00:50:20,153 --> 00:50:21,455 Come on, let's do it. 951 00:50:23,290 --> 00:50:25,292 Except, why can't we go there? 952 00:50:27,194 --> 00:50:29,697 Why does everything have to be expensive for me? 953 00:50:34,869 --> 00:50:36,804 Michelle, my bell! 954 00:50:36,838 --> 00:50:38,272 -Yikes. -How are you? 955 00:50:38,305 --> 00:50:40,307 We were just talking about you. 956 00:50:41,141 --> 00:50:42,744 Hi. You were? 957 00:50:42,777 --> 00:50:44,278 Endlessly. 958 00:50:44,311 --> 00:50:45,580 Yes-- 959 00:50:45,613 --> 00:50:46,581 Howdy. 960 00:50:46,614 --> 00:50:48,382 Howdy to you too. 961 00:50:49,082 --> 00:50:50,785 Here's an interesting thing that's gonna happen, 962 00:50:50,818 --> 00:50:53,320 but first, I miss you. 963 00:50:55,122 --> 00:50:56,290 I miss you too. 964 00:50:57,625 --> 00:50:59,192 Great. 965 00:50:59,226 --> 00:51:01,328 My parents wanna have you guys over for dinner tonight. 966 00:51:01,361 --> 00:51:04,097 They think it would be nice if we all finally got together. 967 00:51:05,533 --> 00:51:07,702 I'd rather just get married. 968 00:51:07,735 --> 00:51:09,637 So, I'll see you tonight? 969 00:51:09,671 --> 00:51:11,806 Instinctively, a bad idea. 970 00:51:13,708 --> 00:51:15,342 Do it. 971 00:51:16,878 --> 00:51:20,882 So, Michelle and her parents 972 00:51:20,915 --> 00:51:24,184 would like to have you over for dinner tonight. 973 00:51:24,217 --> 00:51:26,788 -All of us? -No. I'm not going to that. 974 00:51:26,821 --> 00:51:27,889 Mute. Where's mute? 975 00:51:27,922 --> 00:51:29,757 No, absolutely not. Absolutely not. 976 00:51:29,791 --> 00:51:32,192 This is a sucker play. They're throwing out the net. 977 00:51:32,225 --> 00:51:34,361 She's gonna reel you in like a trout. 978 00:51:34,394 --> 00:51:37,297 You take care of it. Go ahead, Sam, take care of it. 979 00:51:38,398 --> 00:51:40,602 Hi, Michelle. 980 00:51:41,736 --> 00:51:43,337 -Hi. -Listen. 981 00:51:44,204 --> 00:51:45,540 We'd love to come. 982 00:51:45,573 --> 00:51:48,141 - What?! - Amazing. 983 00:51:48,175 --> 00:51:50,845 My parents are so excited to meet you guys. 984 00:51:50,878 --> 00:51:53,280 How's seven o'clock? 985 00:51:53,313 --> 00:51:55,717 That's great. Can we bring anything? 986 00:51:55,750 --> 00:51:58,686 Just yourselves. I'm sure that will be plenty. 987 00:51:58,720 --> 00:52:00,287 Looking forward to it. 988 00:52:01,623 --> 00:52:03,323 Why don't you wanna meet these people? 989 00:52:03,357 --> 00:52:05,793 What could we possibly have in common? 990 00:52:08,295 --> 00:52:10,932 Whoo! Yay! 991 00:52:25,780 --> 00:52:28,181 I'm in Mamaroneck. 992 00:52:28,215 --> 00:52:30,918 There isn't enough alcohol in the world. 993 00:52:34,122 --> 00:52:36,423 I have a little bit of a buzz on. 994 00:52:37,290 --> 00:52:41,228 This one's a lack of awareness bordering on hallucination. 995 00:52:44,899 --> 00:52:46,333 I'll get it! 996 00:52:52,006 --> 00:52:54,307 God bless us, everyone. 997 00:52:54,341 --> 00:52:56,343 Michelle, hi. 998 00:53:00,648 --> 00:53:01,883 Yep. 999 00:53:03,785 --> 00:53:05,252 Michelle. 1000 00:53:05,920 --> 00:53:08,623 Darling! Aww, mwah! 1001 00:53:08,656 --> 00:53:10,457 -Mmm. -Oh, right. 1002 00:53:11,458 --> 00:53:13,761 Oh, what a lovely little house. 1003 00:53:13,795 --> 00:53:16,631 Look, Sam, this is exactly what we would have 1004 00:53:16,664 --> 00:53:18,432 if I did quaint. 1005 00:53:18,465 --> 00:53:21,569 And mama and papa, where are they? 1006 00:53:22,070 --> 00:53:25,338 You did say seven, didn't you? 1007 00:53:25,372 --> 00:53:26,974 You are right on time. 1008 00:53:27,008 --> 00:53:28,910 They're just running a little late. 1009 00:53:28,943 --> 00:53:30,978 Well, we could come back another time, couldn't we? 1010 00:53:31,012 --> 00:53:32,312 What works for you, sweetheart? 1011 00:53:32,345 --> 00:53:33,781 - Mother! - Yeah! 1012 00:53:33,815 --> 00:53:36,617 I should've been ready, like, twenty-flaggh minutes ago. 1013 00:53:41,488 --> 00:53:44,625 Hey! Oh, my goodness. Allen, hi. 1014 00:53:44,659 --> 00:53:46,493 -Hi. -And wait a minute. 1015 00:53:46,527 --> 00:53:48,029 Of course, you must be Allen's mother. 1016 00:53:48,062 --> 00:53:52,700 Monica. It is so nice to finally meet you. 1017 00:53:52,734 --> 00:53:54,367 -Well, thank you. -Yeah. 1018 00:53:54,401 --> 00:53:56,369 Thank you. We really should've done this a long time ago. 1019 00:53:56,403 --> 00:53:57,638 -Right? -Yeah. 1020 00:53:57,672 --> 00:53:59,006 Well, now that you've met my mother, 1021 00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:00,842 I'd like to introduce you to... 1022 00:54:01,843 --> 00:54:03,376 Dad? 1023 00:54:03,945 --> 00:54:05,847 Well, Allen, where is your father? 1024 00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:07,414 Couldn't he make it? 1025 00:54:07,447 --> 00:54:09,483 My husband, did he leave us here? 1026 00:54:09,517 --> 00:54:11,485 The door's open, so, maybe... 1027 00:54:11,519 --> 00:54:14,589 -He's outside? -Oh, dear. Really? 1028 00:54:20,327 --> 00:54:21,361 Dad? 1029 00:54:26,834 --> 00:54:28,636 Hey, everybody! 1030 00:54:28,669 --> 00:54:30,403 Sorry I'm a little late. 1031 00:54:31,906 --> 00:54:34,008 Hey! 1032 00:54:34,041 --> 00:54:35,877 You're in my house? 1033 00:54:35,910 --> 00:54:38,012 Yeah. It's even worse than that. 1034 00:54:38,045 --> 00:54:40,715 You can't kill me now. I've got company. 1035 00:54:40,748 --> 00:54:41,716 -Guess what? -What? 1036 00:54:41,749 --> 00:54:43,416 -What? -I'm the company. 1037 00:54:43,450 --> 00:54:44,652 Ha-ha! 1038 00:54:44,685 --> 00:54:45,787 No, no, no... 1039 00:54:45,820 --> 00:54:47,054 Dad? 1040 00:55:05,773 --> 00:55:07,909 Yeah! That's my son Allen 1041 00:55:07,942 --> 00:55:10,343 who's with your wife, holding your daughter. 1042 00:55:11,679 --> 00:55:13,114 Oh, dear God. 1043 00:55:14,381 --> 00:55:16,818 Howard, uh, this is Monica. 1044 00:55:16,851 --> 00:55:19,587 And, Monica, this is my husband, Howard. 1045 00:55:20,121 --> 00:55:22,623 How do you do? 1046 00:55:24,759 --> 00:55:26,794 Hi. I'm Howard. 1047 00:55:26,828 --> 00:55:29,030 This is where I live. 1048 00:55:30,631 --> 00:55:32,667 This is my daughter, Michelle. 1049 00:55:32,700 --> 00:55:35,803 I am the father of her. You know where I live now. 1050 00:55:35,837 --> 00:55:39,006 I found your little house. Mmm. 1051 00:55:47,782 --> 00:55:49,650 Instinctively, bad idea. 1052 00:55:51,519 --> 00:55:54,088 Um, yeah. You know what this is? 1053 00:55:54,121 --> 00:55:56,389 This is, um, what would you call this, 1054 00:55:56,423 --> 00:55:58,993 a little free-floating anxiety? 1055 00:55:59,026 --> 00:56:01,929 -More. -Way more. 1056 00:56:01,963 --> 00:56:03,664 Right. Right, because 1057 00:56:03,698 --> 00:56:05,900 everyone knows how important this is, sweetie, really. 1058 00:56:05,933 --> 00:56:07,500 And so, we're just trying to make sure 1059 00:56:07,535 --> 00:56:09,170 that it's an evening to remember. 1060 00:56:12,106 --> 00:56:13,741 Oh, that must be my husband. 1061 00:56:13,774 --> 00:56:16,510 Oh! Oh, well, I'll let him in. 1062 00:56:16,544 --> 00:56:18,646 And we'll all loosen up right now. 1063 00:56:18,679 --> 00:56:20,447 You'll see. You'll see. 1064 00:56:27,188 --> 00:56:30,758 Oh! Well... 1065 00:56:30,791 --> 00:56:32,593 No, no. I, um... 1066 00:56:33,127 --> 00:56:35,062 That actually wasn't your husband. 1067 00:56:35,096 --> 00:56:38,766 But can I ask you a couple questions about your husband? 1068 00:56:38,799 --> 00:56:40,735 -Mom. -Huh? 1069 00:56:40,768 --> 00:56:43,938 Because it's... it's all really too much, honey. 1070 00:56:43,971 --> 00:56:45,573 It's just... It's like... I mean... 1071 00:56:45,606 --> 00:56:48,876 This could decide the rest of our lives. 1072 00:56:48,910 --> 00:56:50,745 -Yeah. -Yeah, I think she's right. 1073 00:56:50,778 --> 00:56:52,613 -Yeah. -I think... 1074 00:56:52,647 --> 00:56:54,414 I think that everybody... 1075 00:56:55,683 --> 00:56:57,184 should go home. 1076 00:56:57,952 --> 00:56:58,986 What? 1077 00:56:59,020 --> 00:57:00,888 As clearly as I could, I said it. 1078 00:57:00,922 --> 00:57:03,724 Guys, this is happening. 1079 00:57:03,758 --> 00:57:06,761 We... We want to decide the rest of our lives. 1080 00:57:06,794 --> 00:57:08,461 Well, we don't, actually. 1081 00:57:09,330 --> 00:57:12,465 We do, and we can't if you don't open the door. 1082 00:57:24,712 --> 00:57:26,479 Pray for Grace. 1083 00:57:27,915 --> 00:57:29,550 Um... 1084 00:57:29,583 --> 00:57:30,818 Oh! 1085 00:57:31,752 --> 00:57:34,655 Uh... 1086 00:57:40,795 --> 00:57:42,196 Look what you did to him. 1087 00:57:46,167 --> 00:57:48,669 No, you're right. We should do this more often. 1088 00:57:48,703 --> 00:57:49,904 You have to do something. 1089 00:57:49,937 --> 00:57:51,605 You have to do something. It's your house. 1090 00:57:54,308 --> 00:57:56,510 Would anyone care for a drink? 1091 00:57:56,544 --> 00:57:58,612 - Yes! - Ah, Michelle. 1092 00:57:58,646 --> 00:57:59,780 Allen? 1093 00:57:59,814 --> 00:58:01,215 We'll have wine, thank you. 1094 00:58:01,248 --> 00:58:03,751 Wine. Grace, a drink? 1095 00:58:03,784 --> 00:58:05,186 I do now. 1096 00:58:05,219 --> 00:58:06,954 Oh, yes. 1097 00:58:08,556 --> 00:58:10,124 I'll have the usual. 1098 00:58:10,157 --> 00:58:12,259 Come on. 1099 00:58:12,293 --> 00:58:15,129 All right. Tanqueray martini. Extra dry with a twist. 1100 00:58:15,162 --> 00:58:17,898 -Ow! -Oh, now it's "ow"? 1101 00:58:18,766 --> 00:58:19,967 What's his name? 1102 00:58:20,001 --> 00:58:21,769 - Sam. - Sam! 1103 00:58:21,802 --> 00:58:24,071 -Yeah. -What are you drinking, buddy? 1104 00:58:24,105 --> 00:58:26,140 -Bourbon. -How about a double? 1105 00:58:26,173 --> 00:58:28,843 How about the bottle? 1106 00:58:29,977 --> 00:58:31,112 Who could blame you? 1107 00:58:31,145 --> 00:58:32,913 Oh... 1108 00:58:32,947 --> 00:58:35,049 Look, why don't I help him make the drinks, 1109 00:58:35,082 --> 00:58:36,751 and you take everyone on a tour of the house? 1110 00:58:36,784 --> 00:58:38,219 Neither one should take very long. 1111 00:58:38,252 --> 00:58:40,254 Actually, Michelle and I have a lot to talk about. 1112 00:58:40,287 --> 00:58:41,856 Would you like to step outside? 1113 00:58:41,889 --> 00:58:44,158 I was wondering if you had a place I might feel safe? 1114 00:58:45,126 --> 00:58:47,161 Mom, show Allen's father around. 1115 00:58:47,194 --> 00:58:48,562 Oh! Of course. 1116 00:58:48,596 --> 00:58:50,631 You will love him. 1117 00:58:50,664 --> 00:58:52,033 What a thing to say, honey. 1118 00:58:52,066 --> 00:58:53,934 What a thing to say. Hi. 1119 00:58:53,968 --> 00:58:55,770 Um, here. 1120 00:58:56,237 --> 00:58:57,304 Um... 1121 00:58:58,305 --> 00:59:00,174 Just, uh... Um... 1122 00:59:02,143 --> 00:59:04,712 You didn't tell me that you have children. 1123 00:59:04,745 --> 00:59:06,881 You told me your son was six years old. 1124 00:59:06,914 --> 00:59:08,649 He was once. 1125 00:59:08,682 --> 00:59:11,886 And you told me that you were 54. 1126 00:59:11,919 --> 00:59:14,688 -I was once. -Oh! 1127 00:59:14,722 --> 00:59:16,223 So, what are you now? 1128 00:59:16,257 --> 00:59:17,191 Sixty-seven. 1129 00:59:17,224 --> 00:59:19,193 Oh, 67! 1130 00:59:19,226 --> 00:59:22,163 Yeah, yeah. I'll be 68 last year. 1131 00:59:22,196 --> 00:59:25,666 Oh, no! I was making it with a corpse. 1132 00:59:25,699 --> 00:59:28,736 Oh, lovely. Really lovely. 1133 00:59:28,769 --> 00:59:31,605 I mean, why would anyone ever leave you? 1134 00:59:31,639 --> 00:59:35,910 Oh, you are not leaving me. 1135 00:59:40,748 --> 00:59:42,883 I'm already gone, Morticia. 1136 00:59:42,917 --> 00:59:45,853 No. I think we just had an off night. 1137 00:59:45,886 --> 00:59:48,222 No! Monica, what... 1138 00:59:48,689 --> 00:59:50,157 -Look... Look at me. -Mmm. 1139 00:59:50,191 --> 00:59:51,625 We don't even like each other. 1140 00:59:51,659 --> 00:59:53,294 Why keep this going? 1141 00:59:53,327 --> 00:59:55,196 You don't understand how difficult it is 1142 00:59:55,229 --> 00:59:57,198 to start a new clandestine relationship. 1143 00:59:57,231 --> 00:59:59,967 You have to keep track of what guy goes with what. 1144 01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:01,969 Sam thinks I'm angry at him. I'm not angry at him. 1145 01:00:02,002 --> 01:00:03,270 I just lost track of him. 1146 01:00:03,304 --> 01:00:06,073 Well, you're not mad at me either. 1147 01:00:09,443 --> 01:00:11,112 You screwed up your own life. 1148 01:00:11,145 --> 01:00:13,781 You're the only one who can figure out a way 1149 01:00:13,814 --> 01:00:16,150 to find some kind of happiness or whatever you're looking for. 1150 01:00:16,183 --> 01:00:17,885 I don't care. 1151 01:00:18,319 --> 01:00:19,820 I'm still killing you. 1152 01:00:19,854 --> 01:00:21,856 Monica, 1153 01:00:21,889 --> 01:00:23,858 nobody has to kill anyone. 1154 01:00:23,891 --> 01:00:26,060 Time is doing a fine job of that. 1155 01:00:28,929 --> 01:00:31,365 -Grace... -This is our backyard. 1156 01:00:31,398 --> 01:00:33,067 And this is where we go 1157 01:00:33,100 --> 01:00:35,669 when we want to come to the back of the house. 1158 01:00:36,203 --> 01:00:37,371 Last night 1159 01:00:37,738 --> 01:00:40,407 was the sweetest night I can remember. 1160 01:00:40,441 --> 01:00:43,978 Oh, well, for me too, Sam. 1161 01:00:44,011 --> 01:00:46,213 But we really can't think about that now, 1162 01:00:46,247 --> 01:00:48,282 because what if the kids get married? 1163 01:00:48,315 --> 01:00:50,351 Well, that'd be fantastic. 1164 01:00:50,384 --> 01:00:52,052 Things couldn't work out any better. 1165 01:00:52,086 --> 01:00:54,889 We'd... We'd have excuses to see each other all the time. 1166 01:00:54,922 --> 01:00:56,023 Oh. Mmm. 1167 01:00:56,056 --> 01:00:58,392 Is that incest? I mean... It's... 1168 01:01:00,161 --> 01:01:02,263 Grace, I think 1169 01:01:02,296 --> 01:01:05,399 fate meant us to be together. 1170 01:01:06,066 --> 01:01:09,970 Look, last night was the best night I've had in a long time. 1171 01:01:10,004 --> 01:01:13,174 But I want to hear those words and feel those feelings 1172 01:01:13,207 --> 01:01:14,942 with my husband. 1173 01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:21,916 Last night, I had feelings about my marriage too. 1174 01:01:21,949 --> 01:01:23,417 Mmm. What? 1175 01:01:23,450 --> 01:01:25,186 I hate my wife. 1176 01:01:25,219 --> 01:01:26,820 -You do not. -I hate her guts. 1177 01:01:26,854 --> 01:01:28,022 Why would you say that? 1178 01:01:28,055 --> 01:01:29,957 -I live with her. -Sam! 1179 01:01:30,491 --> 01:01:32,159 Because she hates me. 1180 01:01:32,193 --> 01:01:35,930 There's too much love in you to hate anybody. 1181 01:01:35,963 --> 01:01:38,165 And there is too much love in you 1182 01:01:38,199 --> 01:01:39,833 to not have it returned. 1183 01:01:39,867 --> 01:01:41,769 Let me return it, Grace. 1184 01:01:55,482 --> 01:01:57,117 We live a long time. 1185 01:01:57,151 --> 01:01:59,186 And we'll have kids. 1186 01:01:59,220 --> 01:02:00,955 We'll watch them grow. 1187 01:02:00,988 --> 01:02:02,456 And we'll be 50. 1188 01:02:03,123 --> 01:02:05,326 Please understand that that's a good thing. 1189 01:02:05,359 --> 01:02:08,162 I understand it's a good thing when we're us. 1190 01:02:08,195 --> 01:02:09,964 But, Michelle, they were us. 1191 01:02:09,997 --> 01:02:11,498 They believe what you believe. 1192 01:02:11,533 --> 01:02:13,834 They believed they wouldn't lose their minds. 1193 01:02:14,935 --> 01:02:16,770 All I've been asking 1194 01:02:16,804 --> 01:02:19,507 is what happens to us on the way to them. 1195 01:02:22,376 --> 01:02:24,311 Do we wake up 1196 01:02:24,345 --> 01:02:25,913 on some cloudy Tuesday 1197 01:02:25,946 --> 01:02:29,950 and we're just not excited by each other anymore? 1198 01:02:31,018 --> 01:02:33,555 You will always be excited by me. 1199 01:02:33,588 --> 01:02:36,023 Look at me. I'm on my little bed. 1200 01:02:45,432 --> 01:02:47,835 Don't get on my bed looking like that. 1201 01:02:48,502 --> 01:02:50,371 I got dressed for your parents. 1202 01:02:50,404 --> 01:02:52,473 My mother wears turtlenecks. Get it off. 1203 01:02:54,576 --> 01:02:57,545 Get it off. Get it off! 1204 01:03:03,951 --> 01:03:07,121 You don't touch me anymore, remember? 1205 01:03:07,154 --> 01:03:09,056 Oh, yeah. 1206 01:03:18,566 --> 01:03:20,334 Now you can get in bed with me. 1207 01:03:35,416 --> 01:03:37,051 Don't say anything. 1208 01:03:37,451 --> 01:03:38,586 Just don't. 1209 01:03:43,023 --> 01:03:45,959 Do we spend the greater part of our lives as crazy as they are? 1210 01:03:47,394 --> 01:03:49,430 Do you really think they're crazy? 1211 01:03:52,199 --> 01:03:54,068 Because I don't. 1212 01:03:54,101 --> 01:03:57,271 I had feelings last night. 1213 01:03:57,304 --> 01:03:59,940 I didn't know I was still capable 1214 01:03:59,973 --> 01:04:02,009 of having feelings like that. 1215 01:04:02,042 --> 01:04:03,243 Yeah? 1216 01:04:03,277 --> 01:04:05,647 There's only one possible thing we can do. 1217 01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:07,448 Forget it ever happened. 1218 01:04:07,481 --> 01:04:10,084 You and me, 1219 01:04:10,484 --> 01:04:13,287 -Tahiti. -Oh, so I'm way off here. 1220 01:04:13,320 --> 01:04:15,422 This isn't coincidence. 1221 01:04:15,456 --> 01:04:17,224 Things happen on purpose 1222 01:04:17,257 --> 01:04:19,460 so that we can figure out what to do with our lives. 1223 01:04:19,493 --> 01:04:21,596 And our lives have led us here. 1224 01:04:21,629 --> 01:04:23,230 It's not real. 1225 01:04:23,263 --> 01:04:25,999 Sam! This isn't real. 1226 01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:29,970 Wouldn't you want this with a nice, younger woman? 1227 01:04:30,003 --> 01:04:32,439 Well, my wife is younger than me. 1228 01:04:32,473 --> 01:04:35,943 So, what I've learned from that is... no. 1229 01:04:35,976 --> 01:04:37,378 And she's real. 1230 01:04:37,411 --> 01:04:39,647 She's as real as it gets. 1231 01:04:39,681 --> 01:04:42,082 But forgetting last night happened isn't real, 1232 01:04:42,116 --> 01:04:43,551 because it did. 1233 01:04:43,585 --> 01:04:46,453 What's real is that it did. 1234 01:04:46,487 --> 01:04:48,956 I mean, what do you think happened last night? 1235 01:04:48,989 --> 01:04:51,959 Sam, nothing happened. 1236 01:04:51,992 --> 01:04:53,293 Everything happened. 1237 01:04:53,327 --> 01:04:56,363 We talked. We had conversation. 1238 01:04:56,397 --> 01:04:59,634 When's the last time you really talked to someone? 1239 01:04:59,667 --> 01:05:03,203 We shared the intimacy that matters the most 1240 01:05:03,237 --> 01:05:06,473 because I think that by not touching each other, 1241 01:05:07,975 --> 01:05:09,544 we touched each other. 1242 01:05:12,012 --> 01:05:15,416 And... it's what I want, Grace. 1243 01:05:16,250 --> 01:05:18,352 Don't you? 1244 01:05:20,187 --> 01:05:22,624 I grew up with them. I watched them stay together 1245 01:05:22,657 --> 01:05:25,426 while all my friends' parents fell apart. 1246 01:05:25,459 --> 01:05:26,960 I admired it. 1247 01:05:27,394 --> 01:05:28,696 I've watched mine too. 1248 01:05:29,263 --> 01:05:30,698 I can only go by what I've seen. 1249 01:05:30,732 --> 01:05:33,100 And if that is built into the deal, 1250 01:05:33,868 --> 01:05:37,070 will we be smart enough to recognize it when it comes? 1251 01:05:37,104 --> 01:05:38,573 Will we recognize 1252 01:05:38,606 --> 01:05:41,208 how easy it is to arrive at a place where I'm not allowed 1253 01:05:41,241 --> 01:05:44,144 to say "I love you" even though I really think I do. 1254 01:05:45,112 --> 01:05:46,514 Allen. 1255 01:05:46,548 --> 01:05:49,551 We're so good together. What are you doing? 1256 01:05:49,584 --> 01:05:52,186 I don't want it to happen to us. 1257 01:05:53,287 --> 01:05:55,322 So, help me out, okay? You help me out. 1258 01:05:56,423 --> 01:05:58,593 How do you marry a person you love? 1259 01:05:58,626 --> 01:06:00,961 How do you do that to somebody? 1260 01:06:01,763 --> 01:06:03,397 Wow. 1261 01:06:03,430 --> 01:06:04,732 You're angry at me? 1262 01:06:05,567 --> 01:06:07,267 How could I be? 1263 01:06:07,802 --> 01:06:10,705 This has nothing to do with you and me at all. 1264 01:06:29,189 --> 01:06:32,359 Oh, my goodness. Have you come to a decision? 1265 01:06:38,232 --> 01:06:40,300 I'm gonna try one last time. 1266 01:06:41,001 --> 01:06:42,570 Don't let what you don't know is coming 1267 01:06:42,604 --> 01:06:45,005 get in the way of what you know we have now. 1268 01:06:46,139 --> 01:06:47,509 I do know what's coming. 1269 01:06:48,308 --> 01:06:50,143 I understand there's gonna be easy parts, 1270 01:06:50,177 --> 01:06:52,079 like our wedding day and the birthdays of our children, 1271 01:06:52,112 --> 01:06:54,047 and I understand we're gonna be all over each other 1272 01:06:54,081 --> 01:06:55,215 for the first five years. 1273 01:06:55,249 --> 01:06:56,718 Thanks for the image, kid. 1274 01:07:00,387 --> 01:07:02,155 But what about the hard parts? 1275 01:07:02,824 --> 01:07:04,659 What about the day that we don't remember 1276 01:07:04,692 --> 01:07:07,327 we gave each other the best parts of our lives? 1277 01:07:07,361 --> 01:07:11,131 Because... Because we're too busy 1278 01:07:11,164 --> 01:07:13,601 blaming each other for being two middle-aged potatoes. 1279 01:07:13,635 --> 01:07:14,836 Oh, God. 1280 01:07:14,869 --> 01:07:17,371 Honesty can't hurt us. So, you make me see. 1281 01:07:17,404 --> 01:07:19,774 What keeps that from being the rest of our lives? 1282 01:07:22,142 --> 01:07:23,711 You're wrong about the easy part. 1283 01:07:24,177 --> 01:07:25,647 The easiest thing we could do 1284 01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:27,180 is smash this up and move on 1285 01:07:27,214 --> 01:07:28,850 and keep asking ourselves the same questions 1286 01:07:28,883 --> 01:07:30,317 but with other people. 1287 01:07:31,886 --> 01:07:33,487 And if I do... 1288 01:07:33,521 --> 01:07:36,323 If I do find somebody else, the difference will be 1289 01:07:36,356 --> 01:07:38,760 that I already knew you. 1290 01:07:39,459 --> 01:07:42,262 You will be my frame of reference for loving somebody, 1291 01:07:42,296 --> 01:07:45,132 and I will compare them to you and they will fail. 1292 01:07:46,133 --> 01:07:47,602 Why would you do that to me? 1293 01:07:49,436 --> 01:07:53,641 And if we do someday have children with someone else, 1294 01:07:55,142 --> 01:07:57,311 your little girl won't look like me. 1295 01:07:57,344 --> 01:07:59,514 You won't be able to see me and everything 1296 01:07:59,547 --> 01:08:01,148 we've gone through over the years in her face. 1297 01:08:01,181 --> 01:08:02,550 And when she finds her person, 1298 01:08:02,584 --> 01:08:04,552 it'll never remind you of what you and I had together. 1299 01:08:07,555 --> 01:08:10,223 That's how we hang onto the best parts of our lives, Allen. 1300 01:08:10,257 --> 01:08:12,426 That's what saves us. 1301 01:08:19,232 --> 01:08:20,635 Jump with me. 1302 01:08:23,571 --> 01:08:26,406 How can you ask me to promise you we won't go crazy later? 1303 01:08:26,440 --> 01:08:28,208 You're crazy now. 1304 01:08:32,714 --> 01:08:34,448 Unless you found something. 1305 01:08:35,016 --> 01:08:37,552 Have you finally found something wrong with me? 1306 01:08:38,086 --> 01:08:39,787 You've had enough time, so just tell me. 1307 01:08:39,821 --> 01:08:43,323 Just tell me. What's wrong with this girl right here, right now? 1308 01:08:48,529 --> 01:08:49,831 We're us, Allen. 1309 01:08:51,398 --> 01:08:53,200 Nobody else. 1310 01:08:55,703 --> 01:08:58,806 And I will miss you for the rest of my life. 1311 01:09:01,475 --> 01:09:03,544 Honey, come on... 1312 01:09:05,312 --> 01:09:06,814 Allen... 1313 01:09:09,449 --> 01:09:11,786 Go after her, please. 1314 01:09:13,688 --> 01:09:17,290 No, he's gotta do this by himself, buddy. 1315 01:09:25,465 --> 01:09:26,534 Nothing. 1316 01:09:29,336 --> 01:09:31,338 There's nothing the matter with you. 1317 01:09:34,441 --> 01:09:36,678 I've never not ever found one thing wrong. 1318 01:09:45,853 --> 01:09:47,822 You raised the most wonderful person I know. 1319 01:09:47,855 --> 01:09:50,257 -Mm-hmm. -Thank you. 1320 01:09:50,992 --> 01:09:52,760 And she's my best friend. 1321 01:09:55,462 --> 01:09:57,364 I don't care what she does to me. 1322 01:09:57,932 --> 01:10:00,434 Now that's a good way to go into this. 1323 01:10:15,750 --> 01:10:17,384 We did this to them? 1324 01:10:18,786 --> 01:10:20,454 Mostly you. 1325 01:10:21,155 --> 01:10:24,726 I always wondered why babies are born so helpless 1326 01:10:24,759 --> 01:10:29,362 and why we get them when they can't do anything. 1327 01:10:29,396 --> 01:10:32,734 And I always thought that was for us. 1328 01:10:32,767 --> 01:10:36,303 So that we'd look back when they grew up, 1329 01:10:36,336 --> 01:10:39,874 and be proud that we taught them everything that they knew. 1330 01:10:39,907 --> 01:10:42,043 Because they didn't know anything. 1331 01:10:42,076 --> 01:10:46,514 But it wasn't for us at all, was it? 1332 01:10:46,547 --> 01:10:47,782 It's for them. 1333 01:10:48,482 --> 01:10:50,450 It's to keep them from realizing 1334 01:10:50,484 --> 01:10:54,254 that we don't know what we're doing for as long as possible. 1335 01:10:54,856 --> 01:10:56,824 But you know what? 1336 01:10:57,457 --> 01:10:59,827 They figure it out anyway. 1337 01:11:05,499 --> 01:11:06,868 We knew what we were doing. 1338 01:11:07,702 --> 01:11:08,870 You heard him. 1339 01:11:08,903 --> 01:11:13,040 We've raised an incredible daughter. 1340 01:11:13,875 --> 01:11:16,010 I want another chance. 1341 01:11:16,043 --> 01:11:17,545 What? 1342 01:11:17,578 --> 01:11:19,446 I would get it right this time. 1343 01:11:26,988 --> 01:11:28,890 We got a lot of it right. 1344 01:11:28,923 --> 01:11:30,758 No. Didn't you see her? 1345 01:11:30,792 --> 01:11:33,561 She's a ballerina and I missed it. 1346 01:11:35,596 --> 01:11:37,397 Okay. 1347 01:11:38,431 --> 01:11:40,433 Well, we can't do it again. 1348 01:11:40,467 --> 01:11:42,469 You get one ride. 1349 01:11:42,502 --> 01:11:44,739 -And one ride only. -Uh-huh. 1350 01:11:44,772 --> 01:11:46,941 We've done what we've done. 1351 01:11:46,974 --> 01:11:48,810 Well, why didn't you just stop me 1352 01:11:48,843 --> 01:11:50,978 from becoming a potato? 1353 01:11:51,012 --> 01:11:52,814 You're not a potato. 1354 01:11:52,847 --> 01:11:54,916 I am, I am. I'm a potato. 1355 01:11:54,949 --> 01:11:57,585 And it was your responsibility to stop me when 1356 01:11:57,618 --> 01:12:00,087 -I started turning into one. -Grace. It... 1357 01:12:00,121 --> 01:12:02,355 But you weren't paying attention. 1358 01:12:03,891 --> 01:12:06,359 I'm sorry I made you feel that way. 1359 01:12:06,393 --> 01:12:09,797 I think my son is absolutely right. 1360 01:12:09,831 --> 01:12:10,832 About what? 1361 01:12:11,666 --> 01:12:14,569 Honesty cannot hurt us. 1362 01:12:14,602 --> 01:12:16,037 Sure it can. 1363 01:12:16,070 --> 01:12:18,906 Would everyone like to start out with some little hot dogs? 1364 01:12:18,940 --> 01:12:21,142 - No. - I made them because 1365 01:12:21,175 --> 01:12:24,846 everyone likes them and nothing bad has happened 1366 01:12:24,879 --> 01:12:27,515 -when I make them. -The four of us, for instance. 1367 01:12:27,548 --> 01:12:29,717 Have we really been honest with each other? 1368 01:12:29,750 --> 01:12:32,019 - Monica! - Oh, right. You... You should... 1369 01:12:32,053 --> 01:12:33,988 -Probably take this, yeah. -Yeah, it's my house, 1370 01:12:34,021 --> 01:12:36,423 -so I spoke up, but she's-- -My wife, so I guess-- 1371 01:12:36,456 --> 01:12:37,825 On you, yeah. 1372 01:12:37,859 --> 01:12:39,694 -Unless you'd rather-- -No. 1373 01:12:39,727 --> 01:12:42,495 I, for one, have absolutely no intention 1374 01:12:42,530 --> 01:12:44,497 of living out the rest of my life 1375 01:12:44,532 --> 01:12:48,468 even remotely being thought of as a potato. 1376 01:12:48,501 --> 01:12:49,904 Nobody thinks of you as a potato. 1377 01:12:49,937 --> 01:12:51,471 Oh, really? What do they think of me as? 1378 01:12:51,505 --> 01:12:53,608 That thing that mashes the potato. 1379 01:12:53,641 --> 01:12:55,509 But I will be living 1380 01:12:55,543 --> 01:12:57,410 the rest of my life honestly. 1381 01:12:57,444 --> 01:13:00,514 And so, I don't want to talk about tonight anymore. 1382 01:13:00,548 --> 01:13:01,983 I think she's right. 1383 01:13:02,016 --> 01:13:03,985 I think whatever happens, the kids have this well in hand. 1384 01:13:04,018 --> 01:13:06,053 I want to talk about last night. 1385 01:13:07,054 --> 01:13:09,924 This evening is not about what you want, Monica. 1386 01:13:09,957 --> 01:13:11,424 Oh, what's it about? 1387 01:13:11,458 --> 01:13:14,528 It's about Michelle and Allen, 1388 01:13:14,562 --> 01:13:16,631 and our part in the decision they're making. 1389 01:13:16,664 --> 01:13:18,431 They've watched us their whole lives. 1390 01:13:18,465 --> 01:13:20,701 They know who we are, and they don't want to be us. 1391 01:13:20,735 --> 01:13:21,903 I don't want to be us either. 1392 01:13:21,936 --> 01:13:23,804 Monica, I'd like to talk to you. 1393 01:13:23,838 --> 01:13:25,606 You do? You wanna talk to me, really? 1394 01:13:25,640 --> 01:13:27,575 Well, you go right ahead, Sam. 1395 01:13:27,608 --> 01:13:30,211 -Not here. -Oh. Where would you prefer? 1396 01:13:30,244 --> 01:13:31,913 Someplace private. 1397 01:13:32,747 --> 01:13:34,715 The bedroom? The bedroom's private. 1398 01:13:34,749 --> 01:13:37,118 Do you wanna talk in the bed... May we borrow your bedroom? 1399 01:13:37,151 --> 01:13:38,653 We're just gonna talk in it. 1400 01:13:38,686 --> 01:13:40,087 We don't kiss or do anything like that anymore. 1401 01:13:40,121 --> 01:13:43,456 We used to kiss every night before we went to bed. 1402 01:13:43,490 --> 01:13:46,027 We made a point of it, and I liked that. 1403 01:13:46,060 --> 01:13:48,763 It was hopeful. 1404 01:13:48,796 --> 01:13:49,931 What was it he said? 1405 01:13:50,998 --> 01:13:52,700 Do you even remember 1406 01:13:52,733 --> 01:13:55,836 that we gave each other the best parts of our lives? 1407 01:13:55,870 --> 01:13:57,838 I remember everything. 1408 01:13:57,872 --> 01:14:00,007 But when you stop kissing each other good night, 1409 01:14:00,041 --> 01:14:02,543 and you just say "goodnight" or sometimes you don't say that, 1410 01:14:02,576 --> 01:14:05,112 and then you just turn out your little light and roll over 1411 01:14:05,146 --> 01:14:06,948 and you leave me sitting there, 1412 01:14:07,415 --> 01:14:11,218 then it's necessary to go elsewhere for hopeful. 1413 01:14:11,619 --> 01:14:13,020 Do you know what I'm saying? 1414 01:14:13,054 --> 01:14:16,090 - No! - Or look elsewhere 1415 01:14:16,123 --> 01:14:20,561 for a memorable evening with the lights on. 1416 01:14:21,662 --> 01:14:23,798 What do you think I do at night 1417 01:14:23,831 --> 01:14:25,633 when I'm not at home, Sam? 1418 01:14:26,067 --> 01:14:27,568 I try not to think about it. 1419 01:14:27,601 --> 01:14:28,970 Oh, why don't you think about it? 1420 01:14:29,003 --> 01:14:30,671 Because it doesn't matter to me. 1421 01:14:30,705 --> 01:14:33,641 Because I just want to turn over and go to sleep. 1422 01:14:33,674 --> 01:14:34,909 Okay, you asked your question. 1423 01:14:34,942 --> 01:14:37,078 -You got your answer. -Well, it matters to me. 1424 01:14:37,111 --> 01:14:39,680 It matters to me what happened last night. 1425 01:14:41,582 --> 01:14:45,086 So, in the continuing search for a memorable evening, 1426 01:14:45,119 --> 01:14:47,688 I'm just gonna sparkle this one up a little. 1427 01:14:47,722 --> 01:14:49,890 No! It wasn't me. 1428 01:14:49,924 --> 01:14:51,192 I wasn't with him. 1429 01:14:53,060 --> 01:14:54,095 No, honey, you don't have this right. 1430 01:14:54,128 --> 01:14:55,896 -What? -I knew I'd get caught. 1431 01:14:55,930 --> 01:14:58,599 Next time, why don't I just send invitations? 1432 01:14:59,266 --> 01:15:00,968 Why do you both not have this right? 1433 01:15:02,103 --> 01:15:03,971 I was home in front of the television, 1434 01:15:04,005 --> 01:15:06,173 and you know that, Howard, and you know that. 1435 01:15:06,207 --> 01:15:08,876 Of course you were. Of course I know that. Yeah. 1436 01:15:11,145 --> 01:15:13,014 I wasn't, Howard. 1437 01:15:13,047 --> 01:15:14,548 I wasn't home. 1438 01:15:15,116 --> 01:15:18,185 Grace, what the hell are you talking about? 1439 01:15:18,219 --> 01:15:20,021 What the hell are you talking about? 1440 01:15:20,054 --> 01:15:23,524 I'm talking about me and Grace. What are you talking about? 1441 01:15:24,859 --> 01:15:27,261 Well, I was talking about me and Howard. 1442 01:15:29,697 --> 01:15:31,966 But, obviously, the news is elsewhere. 1443 01:15:31,999 --> 01:15:33,167 Howard! 1444 01:15:33,200 --> 01:15:35,636 Grace, I made a terrible mistake. 1445 01:15:35,669 --> 01:15:37,238 I mean, obviously! You know her now. 1446 01:15:38,672 --> 01:15:40,274 How could you do this?! 1447 01:15:40,307 --> 01:15:42,176 How could I? How could you? 1448 01:15:42,209 --> 01:15:44,245 The same way you could. 1449 01:15:44,278 --> 01:15:46,580 And since when could you? 1450 01:15:46,614 --> 01:15:47,748 I could and I'm good at it. 1451 01:15:55,689 --> 01:15:57,825 I just killed you. Now it's over. 1452 01:15:58,392 --> 01:16:00,261 Have a nice day. 1453 01:16:09,336 --> 01:16:11,272 How long have you known my wife? 1454 01:16:12,740 --> 01:16:14,275 Four months. 1455 01:16:14,308 --> 01:16:15,342 How long have you? 1456 01:16:16,644 --> 01:16:17,778 One night. 1457 01:16:19,180 --> 01:16:20,714 Hardly seems fair. 1458 01:16:23,818 --> 01:16:25,152 -She have fun? -What? 1459 01:16:25,186 --> 01:16:26,921 Did my wife have fun? 1460 01:16:26,954 --> 01:16:29,123 We had one wonderful evening. 1461 01:16:30,124 --> 01:16:31,358 Good. That's good. 1462 01:16:31,392 --> 01:16:32,927 You're not angry about that? 1463 01:16:32,960 --> 01:16:35,029 Yeah, well, who am I supposed to be angry at, her? 1464 01:16:35,930 --> 01:16:38,399 Like she doesn't deserve to have whatever she wants? 1465 01:16:38,432 --> 01:16:39,633 You...? 1466 01:16:41,702 --> 01:16:43,771 You seem like the sweetest guy alive. 1467 01:16:46,841 --> 01:16:48,976 All we did was talk to each other. 1468 01:16:49,443 --> 01:16:50,377 What? 1469 01:16:50,411 --> 01:16:52,613 That's all. We talked for hours. 1470 01:16:54,248 --> 01:16:56,317 You talked for hours? 1471 01:16:56,350 --> 01:16:58,219 About every little thing. 1472 01:16:58,252 --> 01:17:00,121 She wouldn't let anything else happen. 1473 01:17:00,154 --> 01:17:01,655 That's all she wanted. 1474 01:17:02,356 --> 01:17:05,960 She continues to prove herself to be a better person than me. 1475 01:17:06,528 --> 01:17:08,829 So, what are we supposed to do now? 1476 01:17:08,863 --> 01:17:10,030 I don't know. 1477 01:17:10,664 --> 01:17:12,366 Wanna beat each other up? 1478 01:17:15,436 --> 01:17:16,871 Yeah. 1479 01:17:16,904 --> 01:17:18,672 N... No... 1480 01:17:21,041 --> 01:17:23,677 -Okay. Ca-ca-ca... -Come on, get up. 1481 01:17:23,711 --> 01:17:26,313 - Get up. - Okay. 1482 01:17:30,484 --> 01:17:31,919 Are you in love with my wife? 1483 01:17:31,952 --> 01:17:34,054 Huh? 1484 01:17:34,088 --> 01:17:36,090 What, are you kidding me? No! 1485 01:17:36,123 --> 01:17:37,958 No! No! 1486 01:17:38,792 --> 01:17:40,127 Damn it. 1487 01:17:40,161 --> 01:17:42,763 No. Come on. I'm sorry. 1488 01:17:42,796 --> 01:17:45,166 Sam. 1489 01:17:45,199 --> 01:17:47,334 Sam, I'm sorry. It was a mistake. 1490 01:17:49,036 --> 01:17:51,772 It was a mistake. 1491 01:17:52,840 --> 01:17:54,375 Yeah, probably for me too. 1492 01:17:54,408 --> 01:17:56,110 Yeah. Sam. 1493 01:17:56,578 --> 01:17:58,078 It's okay, it's okay. 1494 01:17:58,445 --> 01:18:01,882 Yeah. Sam, buddy. 1495 01:18:04,218 --> 01:18:07,021 There's a whole big world out there for you. 1496 01:18:07,054 --> 01:18:08,489 Guy like you, 1497 01:18:08,523 --> 01:18:10,824 what kind of world would this be 1498 01:18:10,858 --> 01:18:12,960 if there wasn't a happy ending for a guy like you? 1499 01:18:16,330 --> 01:18:18,032 Maybe it's possible. 1500 01:18:18,799 --> 01:18:21,101 Your wife taught me that I can love again. 1501 01:18:23,103 --> 01:18:24,772 Yeah, great. 1502 01:18:26,106 --> 01:18:27,708 That's really great. 1503 01:18:32,146 --> 01:18:34,381 You really have feelings for her, don't you? 1504 01:18:34,415 --> 01:18:36,884 I want to go to Tahiti with her. 1505 01:18:39,220 --> 01:18:41,889 Well, I probably shouldn't allow that, should I? 1506 01:18:45,492 --> 01:18:47,995 Okay, go. Yeah. 1507 01:18:48,530 --> 01:18:50,431 I'll give you three days. 1508 01:18:50,464 --> 01:18:52,766 That's incredibly civilized of you. 1509 01:18:52,800 --> 01:18:54,935 Yeah, well, it's certainly what I deserve. 1510 01:18:54,969 --> 01:18:56,270 She doesn't want to go with me. 1511 01:18:57,504 --> 01:19:00,207 -No? -She wants that from you. 1512 01:19:00,241 --> 01:19:02,042 It's all she's ever wanted. 1513 01:19:03,010 --> 01:19:05,412 She's loved you her whole life. 1514 01:19:16,423 --> 01:19:18,392 You'd think that would be the simplest thing 1515 01:19:18,425 --> 01:19:20,794 in the world to live with, wouldn't you? 1516 01:19:22,429 --> 01:19:24,265 I wouldn't know. 1517 01:19:36,578 --> 01:19:38,279 I don't see where looking you in the eye 1518 01:19:38,312 --> 01:19:40,447 is gonna work for either one of us. 1519 01:19:40,481 --> 01:19:44,785 I'm interested in knowing who initiated this thing. 1520 01:19:45,587 --> 01:19:47,421 You or my husband. 1521 01:19:47,454 --> 01:19:48,889 And you're gonna ask me questions 1522 01:19:48,922 --> 01:19:50,592 you really don't want the answers to. 1523 01:19:50,625 --> 01:19:53,994 Okay. Did you have conversations with my husband? 1524 01:19:54,028 --> 01:19:55,229 Yes. 1525 01:19:55,697 --> 01:19:58,399 -Did you have sex with mine? -No. 1526 01:19:58,432 --> 01:20:02,036 Huh. Someone should. 1527 01:20:03,404 --> 01:20:05,272 Did you tell Michelle 1528 01:20:05,306 --> 01:20:07,908 -that love lasts forever? -Yes. 1529 01:20:07,941 --> 01:20:10,177 So, when you found out that it didn't, did you just go crazy 1530 01:20:10,210 --> 01:20:13,213 and do whatever you wanted and rationalize any behavior? 1531 01:20:13,247 --> 01:20:15,482 -No. -Okay. 1532 01:20:15,517 --> 01:20:16,984 It's just me then. 1533 01:20:17,786 --> 01:20:20,522 I just found out it wasn't true right now. 1534 01:20:20,555 --> 01:20:22,122 What did I do? 1535 01:20:22,156 --> 01:20:24,491 His behavior with me had nothing to do with loving you. 1536 01:20:24,526 --> 01:20:25,959 Are you kidding? 1537 01:20:25,993 --> 01:20:28,162 I met you three hours ago and I'd marry you. 1538 01:20:28,862 --> 01:20:31,566 I will leave his ass in the dirt. 1539 01:20:33,300 --> 01:20:35,436 Do you want to know why you won't? 1540 01:20:35,469 --> 01:20:36,571 Please. 1541 01:20:37,371 --> 01:20:40,341 The only person he's unsatisfied with is himself. 1542 01:20:41,008 --> 01:20:42,443 But why? 1543 01:20:43,143 --> 01:20:45,412 You wake up one morning and you just feel like 1544 01:20:45,446 --> 01:20:47,181 the world is passing you by, 1545 01:20:47,214 --> 01:20:49,617 and there's nothing you can do about it and so... 1546 01:20:51,118 --> 01:20:52,986 you become a wrecking ball. 1547 01:20:56,256 --> 01:20:58,459 He's just a beginner, Grace. 1548 01:20:58,492 --> 01:21:00,894 You can stop him, if you want. 1549 01:21:13,307 --> 01:21:16,544 I will stand here for the rest of my life until you look at me. 1550 01:21:35,129 --> 01:21:37,264 It's the only time I've done anything like this. 1551 01:21:37,699 --> 01:21:39,466 It was obvious. 1552 01:21:42,970 --> 01:21:44,304 Uh... 1553 01:21:45,640 --> 01:21:48,242 You're proud of that. I don't understand. 1554 01:21:49,443 --> 01:21:50,645 Are you proud of that? 1555 01:21:50,678 --> 01:21:52,647 No. 1556 01:21:54,148 --> 01:21:56,518 No, I'm not proud of anything. 1557 01:21:59,153 --> 01:22:00,954 I did something awful. 1558 01:22:00,988 --> 01:22:02,423 I don't know why. 1559 01:22:04,425 --> 01:22:06,561 All I know is that you'll never have to worry 1560 01:22:06,594 --> 01:22:09,963 about me doing anything like that ever again. 1561 01:22:10,532 --> 01:22:13,535 -Why? -Because it's not the answer. 1562 01:22:13,568 --> 01:22:17,237 Why? Why did you feel like you needed to go 1563 01:22:17,271 --> 01:22:19,006 looking somewhere else? 1564 01:22:19,039 --> 01:22:22,042 If you had questions, you're supposed to come to me. 1565 01:22:22,075 --> 01:22:23,977 It's like, I'm always, like, 1566 01:22:25,245 --> 01:22:27,181 -right here, so... -I know. 1567 01:22:27,214 --> 01:22:29,149 -You always have been. -Yeah. 1568 01:22:29,751 --> 01:22:30,652 I... 1569 01:22:32,319 --> 01:22:36,156 I hurt... the person I love because 1570 01:22:37,124 --> 01:22:38,992 you're the one who's there. 1571 01:22:39,594 --> 01:22:40,595 What? 1572 01:22:44,766 --> 01:22:46,166 What? 1573 01:22:46,200 --> 01:22:48,068 -What, what, what, what, what? -I... Wait. 1574 01:22:50,204 --> 01:22:52,272 I'll spend the rest of our lives 1575 01:22:52,306 --> 01:22:55,577 making sure that I know how you feel 1576 01:22:56,176 --> 01:22:59,079 about whatever happens to us. 1577 01:22:59,112 --> 01:23:01,381 -Yeah. -About how... 1578 01:23:01,415 --> 01:23:03,283 What you need from me. 1579 01:23:03,317 --> 01:23:05,385 And... 1580 01:23:05,419 --> 01:23:07,555 -And maybe just about... -What? 1581 01:23:07,589 --> 01:23:09,524 About time... 1582 01:23:09,557 --> 01:23:11,124 as it goes by. 1583 01:23:12,827 --> 01:23:15,563 You made me do that with someone else. 1584 01:23:35,750 --> 01:23:37,519 Now what happens? 1585 01:23:37,552 --> 01:23:40,320 You go after her, and she forgives you. 1586 01:23:41,756 --> 01:23:43,390 Why should she? 1587 01:23:43,423 --> 01:23:45,693 Because she believes the best possible rest of her life 1588 01:23:45,727 --> 01:23:47,394 has always been with you. 1589 01:24:17,424 --> 01:24:19,092 So why didn't you stop me? 1590 01:24:21,495 --> 01:24:24,599 I always thought you were more interesting than me, Monica. 1591 01:24:24,999 --> 01:24:28,570 I always hoped life would be better because I knew you. 1592 01:24:29,336 --> 01:24:31,839 But there was never any stopping you. 1593 01:24:32,707 --> 01:24:35,777 There was only living with you as long as I could. 1594 01:24:37,344 --> 01:24:39,547 Well, you've stayed up until now. 1595 01:24:41,816 --> 01:24:43,585 We had a son. 1596 01:24:45,920 --> 01:24:47,522 Love our son. 1597 01:24:48,756 --> 01:24:51,659 Well, only you and I could've made him. 1598 01:25:01,368 --> 01:25:03,638 Marriage. Mm-hmm. 1599 01:25:04,872 --> 01:25:07,474 We meet the love of our life, 1600 01:25:07,508 --> 01:25:12,212 is what we think, at the time. 1601 01:25:12,245 --> 01:25:15,449 But then, time goes by. 1602 01:25:15,482 --> 01:25:18,251 How long do we give each other until we turn into the people 1603 01:25:18,285 --> 01:25:19,921 we always hoped we would be? 1604 01:25:22,222 --> 01:25:23,490 Maybe we do wake up one day, 1605 01:25:23,524 --> 01:25:26,561 still lying next to each other, 1606 01:25:26,594 --> 01:25:29,864 and we finally understand the promise we made. 1607 01:25:29,897 --> 01:25:32,667 That we would give each other the best rest of our lives. 1608 01:25:32,700 --> 01:25:35,235 ♪ Love goes away... ♪ 1609 01:25:35,268 --> 01:25:36,838 What if we don't get there? 1610 01:25:37,805 --> 01:25:40,407 What happens to us then? 1611 01:25:40,440 --> 01:25:42,510 But it's not our world anymore, is it? 1612 01:25:43,578 --> 01:25:45,379 It's their world now. 1613 01:25:46,914 --> 01:25:50,183 Wherever thou goest, I will go. 1614 01:25:50,217 --> 01:25:52,520 And where thou lodgest, I will lodge. 1615 01:25:53,988 --> 01:25:56,791 Thy people will be my people. 1616 01:25:56,824 --> 01:25:59,493 And thy god my god. 1617 01:25:59,527 --> 01:26:02,195 And where thou diest, shall I die, 1618 01:26:02,229 --> 01:26:03,698 and there will I be buried. 1619 01:26:07,501 --> 01:26:09,302 I grew up wondering 1620 01:26:09,336 --> 01:26:11,204 if I would be able to stand in front of someone 1621 01:26:11,238 --> 01:26:12,907 and promise her the rest of my life. 1622 01:26:13,908 --> 01:26:15,342 But here we are. 1623 01:26:16,844 --> 01:26:18,613 I belong to you, 1624 01:26:18,646 --> 01:26:20,347 And whatever happens, 1625 01:26:20,380 --> 01:26:21,849 let it happen with you. 1626 01:26:21,883 --> 01:26:24,852 ♪ Love comes and love goes... ♪ 1627 01:26:24,886 --> 01:26:27,555 You ready to jump off the cliff with me? 1628 01:26:28,523 --> 01:26:29,557 Yeah. 1629 01:26:35,797 --> 01:26:39,667 ♪ Feels like Just yesterday... ♪ 1630 01:26:46,406 --> 01:26:47,407 Whoo! 1631 01:26:50,477 --> 01:26:53,380 ♪ Maybe in another life ♪ 1632 01:26:53,413 --> 01:26:57,852 ♪ You'll find someone else And so would I ♪ 1633 01:26:59,453 --> 01:27:04,692 ♪ And so will I ♪ 1634 01:27:04,726 --> 01:27:07,327 ♪ And if it wasn't you and me ♪ 1635 01:27:07,360 --> 01:27:10,464 ♪ Would you know it Would you see? ♪ 1636 01:27:10,497 --> 01:27:12,967 ♪ 'Cause I know I'd ♪ 1637 01:27:14,401 --> 01:27:18,973 ♪ Lose my mind ♪ 1638 01:27:19,006 --> 01:27:23,276 ♪ And even after All these fights, long nights ♪ 1639 01:27:23,310 --> 01:27:25,847 ♪ Ups and downs, walking out And turning around ♪ 1640 01:27:25,880 --> 01:27:27,548 ♪ It's you ♪ 1641 01:27:29,416 --> 01:27:33,955 ♪ It's always, always, always ♪ 1642 01:27:33,988 --> 01:27:36,958 ♪ Maybe in another life ♪ 1643 01:27:36,991 --> 01:27:40,962 ♪ You'll find someone else And so would I ♪ 1644 01:27:42,930 --> 01:27:44,999 ♪ So would I ♪ 1645 01:27:48,536 --> 01:27:51,371 ♪ But if one day we meet ♪ 1646 01:27:51,404 --> 01:27:53,975 ♪ Would your heart Skip a beat? ♪ 1647 01:27:54,008 --> 01:27:56,711 ♪ 'Cause I know I'd ♪ 1648 01:27:57,945 --> 01:28:02,784 ♪ Lose my mind ♪ 1649 01:28:02,817 --> 01:28:06,621 ♪ And even after All these fights, long nights ♪ 1650 01:28:06,654 --> 01:28:09,422 ♪ Ups and downs, walking out And turning around ♪ 1651 01:28:09,456 --> 01:28:11,391 ♪ It's you ♪ 1652 01:28:13,928 --> 01:28:15,428 Oh! 1653 01:28:15,462 --> 01:28:18,833 ♪ ...always, always you ♪ 1654 01:28:18,866 --> 01:28:20,467 Whoa! 1655 01:28:20,500 --> 01:28:24,038 ♪ It's always, always, always ♪ 1656 01:28:24,071 --> 01:28:25,673 ♪ You ♪ 1657 01:28:27,542 --> 01:28:29,577 ♪ It's always ♪ 1658 01:28:29,610 --> 01:28:34,982 ♪ Always you ♪ 1659 01:29:49,790 --> 01:29:52,660 ♪ Love comes and love goes ♪ 1660 01:29:52,693 --> 01:29:57,031 ♪ Love fades And sometimes it grows ♪ 1661 01:29:57,064 --> 01:30:01,068 ♪ Who knows? ♪ 1662 01:30:01,102 --> 01:30:04,071 ♪ Feels like just yesterday ♪ 1663 01:30:04,105 --> 01:30:08,475 ♪ You were a brand-new face ♪ 1664 01:30:08,509 --> 01:30:12,680 ♪ But that goes away ♪ 1665 01:30:12,713 --> 01:30:14,949 ♪ Maybe in another life ♪ 1666 01:30:14,982 --> 01:30:18,686 ♪ You'll find someone else And so would I ♪ 1667 01:30:19,720 --> 01:30:24,058 ♪ And so would I ♪ 1668 01:30:24,091 --> 01:30:26,493 ♪ But if one day we'd meet ♪ 1669 01:30:26,527 --> 01:30:28,495 ♪ Would your heart Skip a beat? ♪ 1670 01:30:28,529 --> 01:30:30,497 ♪ 'Cause I know I'd ♪ 1671 01:30:31,565 --> 01:30:35,169 ♪ Lose my mind ♪ 1672 01:30:35,202 --> 01:30:37,738 ♪ And even after All these fights ♪ 1673 01:30:37,772 --> 01:30:39,106 ♪ Long nights, ups and downs ♪ 1674 01:30:39,140 --> 01:30:43,144 ♪ Walking out And turning around, it's you ♪ 1675 01:30:43,177 --> 01:30:46,847 ♪ It's always, always Always, always you ♪ 1676 01:30:46,881 --> 01:30:49,617 ♪ Love comes and love goes ♪ 1677 01:30:49,650 --> 01:30:53,554 ♪ Love fades And sometimes it grows ♪ 1678 01:30:54,221 --> 01:30:58,159 ♪ Who knows? ♪ 1679 01:30:58,192 --> 01:31:01,028 ♪ Feels like just yesterday ♪ 1680 01:31:01,062 --> 01:31:04,832 ♪ You were a brand-new face ♪ 1681 01:31:04,865 --> 01:31:09,737 ♪ Mmm, but that goes away ♪ 1682 01:31:09,770 --> 01:31:12,173 ♪ Maybe in another life ♪ 1683 01:31:12,206 --> 01:31:15,609 ♪ You'll find someone else And so would I ♪ 1684 01:31:16,777 --> 01:31:21,015 ♪ And so would I ♪ 1685 01:31:21,048 --> 01:31:23,284 ♪ And if it wasn't you and me ♪ 1686 01:31:23,317 --> 01:31:25,586 ♪ Would you know it Would you see? ♪ 1687 01:31:25,619 --> 01:31:28,289 ♪ 'Cause I know I'd ♪ 1688 01:31:28,322 --> 01:31:32,593 ♪ Lose my mind ♪ 1689 01:31:32,626 --> 01:31:35,596 ♪ And even after All these fights, long nights ♪ 1690 01:31:35,629 --> 01:31:38,899 ♪ Ups and downs, walking out And turning around, it's you ♪ 1691 01:31:38,933 --> 01:31:40,234 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1692 01:31:40,267 --> 01:31:43,971 ♪ It's always, always, always ♪ 1693 01:31:44,005 --> 01:31:46,607 ♪ Maybe in another life ♪ 1694 01:31:46,640 --> 01:31:50,011 ♪ You'll find someone else And so would I ♪ 1695 01:31:51,012 --> 01:31:53,681 ♪ And so would I ♪ 1696 01:31:55,616 --> 01:31:57,852 ♪ But if one day we'd meet ♪ 1697 01:31:57,885 --> 01:31:59,887 ♪ Would your heart Skip a beat? ♪ 1698 01:31:59,920 --> 01:32:02,189 ♪ 'Cause I know I'd ♪ 1699 01:32:02,923 --> 01:32:06,727 ♪ Lose my mind ♪ 1700 01:32:06,761 --> 01:32:09,864 ♪ And even after All these fights, long nights ♪ 1701 01:32:09,897 --> 01:32:14,568 ♪ Ups and down, walking out And turning around, it's you ♪ 1702 01:32:14,602 --> 01:32:18,973 ♪ It's always, always Always you ♪ 1703 01:32:20,307 --> 01:32:24,011 ♪ It's always, always Always you ♪ 1704 01:32:24,045 --> 01:32:25,780 ♪ Ooh-ooh ♪ 1705 01:32:25,813 --> 01:32:30,184 ♪ It's always, always, always ♪ 1706 01:32:30,217 --> 01:32:31,552 ♪ You ♪ 124211

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