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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:45,610 LOST BEAR IF FOUND PLEASE CALL... FOR REWARD 4 00:02:32,820 --> 00:02:36,080 THE LOST BEAR 5 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:45,750 Alex! 6 00:02:46,210 --> 00:02:47,420 Where have you been? 7 00:02:47,630 --> 00:02:49,800 I was stuck in the lingerie store. There was a hot saleswoman... 8 00:02:50,010 --> 00:02:51,470 You can't even be on time for hot chicks! 9 00:02:51,630 --> 00:02:53,550 I know, I know. So, what we got? 10 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:56,680 São Paulo-Paris, arrival at 9:15 a.m. Vanessa and Sarah! 11 00:02:56,850 --> 00:02:57,890 OK. Are you mad at me? 12 00:02:58,100 --> 00:02:59,600 'Course I am! I'm sick of watching YouPorn! 13 00:03:05,940 --> 00:03:08,230 There they are! 14 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:11,070 Hi there! Welcome to Paris! 15 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:12,820 So... an Americano for Sarah. 16 00:03:12,990 --> 00:03:13,610 How did you know that? 17 00:03:13,820 --> 00:03:15,820 Ah, we have our ways, ma'am! 18 00:03:15,990 --> 00:03:17,780 And for you, Vanessa... 19 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:19,540 -A nice hot chocolate. -Tada! 20 00:03:19,750 --> 00:03:21,040 -Wow, thank you. -Our pleasure. 21 00:03:21,410 --> 00:03:22,960 -Cheers, then! -Cheers! 22 00:03:23,170 --> 00:03:25,920 -Sure. -Cheers. 23 00:03:26,710 --> 00:03:28,300 -Not too exhausted from the flight? -A bit. 24 00:03:28,460 --> 00:03:29,380 Jet lag, am I right? 25 00:03:29,590 --> 00:03:31,340 Yeah, a bit. You know what that's like! 26 00:03:31,550 --> 00:03:33,760 -Oh man, do we! -We jetlag a lot. 27 00:03:33,930 --> 00:03:35,510 Tokyo, New York... 28 00:03:35,720 --> 00:03:38,010 -We straddle several places. -Round the World trips. 29 00:03:38,180 --> 00:03:39,890 I'm in the oil business, myself. 30 00:03:40,930 --> 00:03:42,600 -I'm being serious. -Sure. 31 00:03:42,770 --> 00:03:44,350 Anyway, Sofiane and I were wondering 32 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:46,810 if you had any plans tomorrow night. 33 00:03:47,020 --> 00:03:48,230 -No plans. -Great! 34 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:49,690 Neither do we! 35 00:03:49,900 --> 00:03:51,530 Perhaps we could all go out for a drink. 36 00:03:51,740 --> 00:03:53,280 -Sure, why not? -Or two! 37 00:03:53,490 --> 00:03:55,610 -Let's start with one. -Yeah. Sure. 38 00:03:56,030 --> 00:03:57,530 Let me write down your numbers. 39 00:03:57,700 --> 00:03:59,370 Let's do this. 40 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:03,120 Go ahead... 41 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:05,830 -OK... See you tomorrow then! -See you tomorrow. 42 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:08,210 -Bye! -Goodbye! 43 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:10,800 I love you. 44 00:04:12,010 --> 00:04:12,760 Funny guys! 45 00:04:17,470 --> 00:04:18,050 Tomorrow night is date night! 46 00:04:18,260 --> 00:04:19,810 You got to stop saying "I love you." 47 00:04:20,100 --> 00:04:20,640 It freaks them out. 48 00:04:20,850 --> 00:04:21,680 But I really do. 49 00:04:21,890 --> 00:04:24,560 -Yeah, right! -What's up, luggage boys? 50 00:04:24,770 --> 00:04:26,190 Good morning to you, too Fékir. 51 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,310 What is your secret to getting girl's numbers? 52 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:30,150 Secret? There is no secret. 53 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:31,730 Even if there was, why would we tell you? 54 00:04:31,940 --> 00:04:34,530 Otherwise I will take this guy and knock your lights out. 55 00:04:34,700 --> 00:04:36,780 Right. Excellent point. 56 00:04:36,950 --> 00:04:37,910 OK, here's the deal. 57 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:40,280 The hottest stewardesses are the ones here in Roissy, right? 58 00:04:40,490 --> 00:04:42,080 So, every lunchbreak the past few months, 59 00:04:42,410 --> 00:04:43,330 I've been coming to the Starbucks here. 60 00:04:45,330 --> 00:04:46,160 Why? 61 00:04:47,670 --> 00:04:51,210 That's where the stewardesses get their drinks. 62 00:04:53,340 --> 00:04:55,380 And when they do, I write it all down. 63 00:04:55,590 --> 00:04:57,680 "Americano for Sarah, Hot chocolate for Vanessa!" 64 00:04:57,880 --> 00:04:59,800 -You see? -Why? 65 00:05:00,010 --> 00:05:02,310 So I can write down all the names and drink orders. 66 00:05:02,510 --> 00:05:03,810 -In this little notebook. -Yeah. 67 00:05:05,350 --> 00:05:07,350 And after, I follow them to see what flight they get on. 68 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:08,230 Right. 69 00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:10,730 Why? 70 00:05:11,610 --> 00:05:13,360 Well, for example... 71 00:05:13,530 --> 00:05:15,570 The stewardesses you just saw were already in the notebook. 72 00:05:15,780 --> 00:05:17,780 The São-Paolo Paris flight. 73 00:05:19,410 --> 00:05:21,530 And then all Alex and I had to do 74 00:05:21,740 --> 00:05:24,290 was wait for them at Arrivals with their favorite drink 75 00:05:24,660 --> 00:05:27,250 -and a dashing smile. -Tada! 76 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:29,120 Now, do you get it? 77 00:05:30,130 --> 00:05:32,380 -Yeah. You are a genius. -Give me some! 78 00:05:32,590 --> 00:05:34,300 -Give me that book! -Whoa, slow down! 79 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:35,840 -Give me the book! -Give him the book! 80 00:05:36,050 --> 00:05:37,840 -Give him the book. -Listen to your girlfriend. 81 00:05:38,010 --> 00:05:39,680 He will give it to you, no worries! 82 00:05:41,970 --> 00:05:45,140 The thing is, this notebook... 83 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:47,770 It actually belonged to... 84 00:05:49,270 --> 00:05:52,110 Ah! My face! 85 00:05:58,820 --> 00:06:01,820 Excuse me, coming through! 86 00:06:11,630 --> 00:06:13,750 I'm going to get you, Sofiane! 87 00:06:14,250 --> 00:06:15,840 You are insane! 88 00:06:16,510 --> 00:06:19,550 GO 89 00:06:46,790 --> 00:06:48,750 Yikes. Welcome to Ugly Airlines! 90 00:06:49,330 --> 00:06:50,830 This place is a nightmare. 91 00:06:55,380 --> 00:06:57,500 What's this? "Lost Bear. If found, please call... for reward." 92 00:06:58,300 --> 00:06:59,050 It's a scam, dude. 93 00:07:00,260 --> 00:07:03,590 If the guy was willing to drag his ass down here, he must be loaded. 94 00:07:04,760 --> 00:07:07,970 Mr. Mayor... The new access to the ice skating rink 95 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:11,270 would allow us to ease congestion on Félix-Faure Boulevard. 96 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:14,270 -Have you thought of a name, Michel? -The committee discussed it. 97 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:17,940 We are thinking either "The De Gaulle side road." 98 00:07:18,150 --> 00:07:20,400 Classic. Or something more bold in line with the rink itself. 99 00:07:21,570 --> 00:07:22,990 "The Philippe Candeloro side road." 100 00:07:23,740 --> 00:07:26,030 I like that! Original. 101 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:27,780 We have plenty of De Gaulle's. 102 00:07:27,950 --> 00:07:29,410 It will put Poissy on the map. 103 00:07:29,620 --> 00:07:31,250 But it doesn't deliver the same message. 104 00:07:31,460 --> 00:07:33,120 With De Gaulle, you have a hero of World War Two. 105 00:07:33,330 --> 00:07:36,790 But with the other, you have a man in a leotard and tights. 106 00:07:40,510 --> 00:07:41,300 Anyway. 107 00:07:42,010 --> 00:07:44,220 Come on man, that is not even close! 108 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:47,260 There has be something in this damn pile. 109 00:07:47,930 --> 00:07:48,560 Come on... 110 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,770 Look, I found Fékir! 111 00:07:50,930 --> 00:07:52,310 "Why? Why?" 112 00:07:52,770 --> 00:07:54,730 Dude, focus! Think of the money! 113 00:07:54,900 --> 00:07:55,770 Stop messing about. 114 00:08:02,690 --> 00:08:04,450 OK, OK. That's enough. 115 00:08:04,610 --> 00:08:05,320 Gotcha! 116 00:08:05,530 --> 00:08:07,320 -Got him. -What is that? 117 00:08:07,530 --> 00:08:09,370 Look. It is the spitting image! 118 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:11,620 -Are you kidding me? -What! 119 00:08:11,790 --> 00:08:12,790 It is not even the same color! 120 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,670 So? Take off the hat and jacket and it is perfect! 121 00:08:15,870 --> 00:08:18,790 -He just needs a quick makeover. -You are a moron, Sofiane. 122 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,380 -We will take this one. -Hi there, sweetheart. 123 00:08:22,420 --> 00:08:23,670 You pay. 124 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:27,510 -Why me? -Cause my account has been frozen. 125 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:28,760 Yeah, right... 126 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:31,640 -How much, sweetheart? -Twenty-five. 127 00:08:31,810 --> 00:08:32,640 Euros? 128 00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:34,730 This is a shit plan. 129 00:08:35,190 --> 00:08:36,390 He probably already found the bear! 130 00:08:36,560 --> 00:08:37,770 Do you want it, or not? 131 00:08:37,980 --> 00:08:40,650 Give us a second, Nadia, this is an important purchase! 132 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:42,530 OK, fine. I will call the guy. 133 00:08:42,940 --> 00:08:44,490 I'm calling him. 134 00:08:47,030 --> 00:08:48,240 -Excuse me, Mr. Mayor. -Of course. 135 00:08:48,450 --> 00:08:50,080 -I will be right back. -Please. 136 00:08:51,540 --> 00:08:52,580 Michel Barré speaking. 137 00:08:52,790 --> 00:08:54,620 Good morning, sir. I'm calling about the flyer. 138 00:08:54,790 --> 00:08:55,580 We found your lost bear. 139 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:58,790 Already? I just posted the flyer this morning! 140 00:08:59,290 --> 00:09:01,090 Ah, here at Roissy, we are professionals. 141 00:09:01,250 --> 00:09:02,340 Yeah! 142 00:09:02,550 --> 00:09:05,090 That's fantastic news! Thank you so much! 143 00:09:05,260 --> 00:09:06,760 How soon can you get here? 144 00:09:06,970 --> 00:09:09,180 An hour and a half if I take the next train. 145 00:09:09,390 --> 00:09:11,560 Great. I will meet you at Terminal 3, by Departures. 146 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:12,810 Ask for the Jungle. Everyone knows it. 147 00:09:12,970 --> 00:09:13,600 The Jungle? 148 00:09:14,100 --> 00:09:15,180 On the left by the entrance. 149 00:09:15,390 --> 00:09:17,100 There are a few chairs with a couple of small trees. 150 00:09:17,270 --> 00:09:18,100 No problem. 151 00:09:18,310 --> 00:09:21,940 Before we go any further, could you send me a picture of the bear? 152 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:23,940 Oh no, sorry. My phone is broken, 153 00:09:24,110 --> 00:09:24,730 it doesn't take pictures. 154 00:09:25,150 --> 00:09:26,280 Ah, I see. 155 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:28,410 But you are sure it is the right one? 156 00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:29,950 Sir, I have been working at this airport for 5 years. 157 00:09:30,120 --> 00:09:31,280 I have dealt with plenty of lost bears! 158 00:09:31,490 --> 00:09:32,490 But if you don't believe me, 159 00:09:32,660 --> 00:09:34,740 I will just put the bear back where I found it. 160 00:09:34,910 --> 00:09:35,950 No, no there is no need for that. 161 00:09:36,120 --> 00:09:37,790 That is wonderful news, really. 162 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:39,880 Now, about the reward. How much are we talking? 163 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:40,830 How much? 164 00:09:41,130 --> 00:09:42,460 I think 100 euros should cover it. 165 00:09:42,630 --> 00:09:44,050 Oh, I thought it was 150. 166 00:09:44,550 --> 00:09:46,800 I think 100 euros is plenty. 167 00:09:46,970 --> 00:09:48,470 150 to round it up. 168 00:09:48,970 --> 00:09:51,390 150 isn't a round number. 100 is. 169 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:53,050 Not at Roissy, sir. 170 00:09:54,510 --> 00:09:57,390 Alright. I haven't got all day. 150 it is. 171 00:09:58,390 --> 00:10:00,400 Very good. Thank you very much. Goodbye. 172 00:10:00,980 --> 00:10:03,360 There you go! 150 euros! Told you I would deliver! 173 00:10:03,940 --> 00:10:04,940 You are a genius! 174 00:10:06,030 --> 00:10:08,700 OK, get off me! 175 00:10:08,860 --> 00:10:10,320 We will take it, sweetheart. 176 00:10:10,490 --> 00:10:11,990 Please stop calling me that... 177 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:13,410 Come on, Nadia. 178 00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:15,330 You are despicable, Sofiane. 179 00:10:15,540 --> 00:10:17,830 Don't you care about his poor kid? You ought to be ashamed! 180 00:10:18,040 --> 00:10:20,250 Who cares? The kid will be fine! Chill! 181 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:21,790 Hey, if you are into kids, 182 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,710 I'm ready when you are. 183 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:24,790 Get lost, Alex. 184 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,170 -Give us a kiss. -Go on, Nadia. 185 00:10:27,340 --> 00:10:28,590 Give him a kiss. 186 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:31,090 -Be nice. -Forget it, losers. 187 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:33,930 You are just jealous because we have ambition. 188 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:35,350 At least I have a full-time contract! 189 00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:38,020 Now we need to rough Winnie the Pooh up a bit. 190 00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:40,140 Forget it, man. I start work in two minutes. 191 00:10:40,350 --> 00:10:42,850 -So do I! -Yeah, but I paid for the bear. 192 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,980 The guy pays 20 euros and suddenly, he is Rockefeller. 193 00:10:46,190 --> 00:10:49,280 -25! -Whatever! Asshole. 194 00:11:38,660 --> 00:11:41,040 Over here. 195 00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:42,660 -The jungle... -Hello, there. 196 00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:44,290 Thank you for finding my daughter's bear! 197 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:46,840 We here at Roissy we always go that extra mile... 198 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:50,210 This isn't the bear! 199 00:11:50,380 --> 00:11:51,010 Yes, it is. 200 00:11:51,170 --> 00:11:52,090 You are just overcome with emotion. 201 00:11:52,260 --> 00:11:53,340 You brought me here for nothing! 202 00:11:53,510 --> 00:11:55,430 No, I swear. This is the right one. 203 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:57,260 It is a miracle, look! 204 00:11:58,430 --> 00:12:01,640 LOST BEAR 205 00:12:02,390 --> 00:12:03,440 They look kind of similar... 206 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:04,980 That has got to be the right one. 207 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:08,480 Do you have a problem with light-furred bears? 208 00:12:08,690 --> 00:12:10,820 -I don't believe this! -No, wait... 209 00:12:11,030 --> 00:12:13,320 Just take it. Your daughter won't even notice. 210 00:12:13,780 --> 00:12:15,030 Clearly, you don't have children. 211 00:12:15,450 --> 00:12:16,450 -What do you mean? -Right. 212 00:12:16,660 --> 00:12:19,660 No, wait. Please... When did you lose the bear? 213 00:12:20,830 --> 00:12:22,540 Last week, when we came off the plane. 214 00:12:23,290 --> 00:12:26,040 Look, I might be able to help you find it. If... 215 00:12:26,790 --> 00:12:28,080 we can come to some sort of arrangement. 216 00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:29,880 First you let me believe you found the bear, 217 00:12:30,090 --> 00:12:30,710 and now you are trying to bleed me dry? 218 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,760 No, that's not what I meant. Look... 219 00:12:33,010 --> 00:12:33,720 I know everyone here. 220 00:12:34,550 --> 00:12:36,090 I have access to all the services. 221 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:40,560 Sofiane. 222 00:12:43,770 --> 00:12:44,640 Michel. 223 00:12:45,810 --> 00:12:48,230 You won't get a dime until the bear is in my hands. Got it? 224 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:49,690 Got it. Follow me. 225 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,530 Oh my god, what does she want now? 226 00:12:59,950 --> 00:13:00,870 My ex. 227 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:02,990 Yes, who is this? 228 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,790 It is Léa. You are a hard man to get hold of. 229 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,500 The burden of being so popular. 230 00:13:07,710 --> 00:13:09,790 Spare me your bullshit Sofiane. I'm in a hurry. 231 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,170 A hurry to see me? 232 00:13:11,380 --> 00:13:14,010 -God, no. -Then why are you calling? 233 00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:15,840 I moved out of the apartment. 234 00:13:16,590 --> 00:13:17,510 If you want your stuff back, 235 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:19,260 go see the caretaker, or it is going in the trash. 236 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,390 Thanks for the heads-up. 237 00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:25,350 Like the heads-up you gave me when you split? 238 00:13:25,850 --> 00:13:27,730 Leaving me on the doorstep like some chump. 239 00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:30,520 "I'm not ready to commit. We should take a break." 240 00:13:30,690 --> 00:13:31,770 That's not exactly what I said. 241 00:13:31,980 --> 00:13:34,940 That's exactly what you said. Anyway, forget it. 242 00:13:35,530 --> 00:13:36,860 I have other priorities now. 243 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:40,200 -Is there someone else? -None of your business. 244 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:42,280 The hell it isn't! Is there someone else? 245 00:13:43,830 --> 00:13:44,660 Yes. 246 00:13:47,410 --> 00:13:48,670 Since when? 247 00:13:50,790 --> 00:13:51,710 Four months. 248 00:13:53,170 --> 00:13:55,840 Jesus, Léa, we only broke up five months ago! 249 00:13:56,010 --> 00:13:57,090 Who is he? 250 00:13:57,590 --> 00:13:59,010 Why "he"? It could be a girl. 251 00:13:59,220 --> 00:14:00,680 Ha ha, very funny. Who is it? 252 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,100 I told you, it is none of your business. 253 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:03,640 I bet it is that guy from Home Depot... 254 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:06,020 Trying to charm you with his coupons... 255 00:14:06,180 --> 00:14:07,730 You don't get it... 256 00:14:08,230 --> 00:14:11,690 We are over. I can do what I want. Got it? 257 00:14:14,110 --> 00:14:16,150 -I'm leaving Paris. -Where are you going? 258 00:14:16,780 --> 00:14:17,780 I'm going home. 259 00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:19,320 Where is that? 260 00:14:19,780 --> 00:14:20,950 Are you kidding me? 261 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:23,160 How am I supposed to know where you live? 262 00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:25,580 Asshole. 263 00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:28,500 Bitch. 264 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,000 Problem? 265 00:14:31,210 --> 00:14:33,330 Nope, just her begging me to come back. 266 00:14:34,130 --> 00:14:35,670 If you say so. 267 00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:39,010 PARIS AIRPORTS 268 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:46,350 Here we are. This is Thierry's office. 269 00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:49,520 Thierry is the dog handler for Terminal 3, a real pro. 270 00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:56,570 SECURITY DOG HANDLER 271 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:58,690 Your pro sounds fast asleep. 272 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,410 OK. Wait here. 273 00:15:21,510 --> 00:15:23,590 Thierry... 274 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,430 -Not today, Bin Laden! -No! 275 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:26,760 You better start talking! 276 00:15:27,220 --> 00:15:28,260 It is me, Sofiane! 277 00:15:28,430 --> 00:15:30,810 I said it is Sofiane! 278 00:15:30,980 --> 00:15:33,060 Who? 279 00:15:33,270 --> 00:15:35,150 -The luggage handler! -Shit, Sofiane. 280 00:15:35,690 --> 00:15:38,570 You got to be careful! 281 00:15:38,780 --> 00:15:41,280 -Sorry about all that. -Sorry, sorry. 282 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,200 Were you asleep? 283 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:46,240 No, I never sleep. Only amateurs sleep. 284 00:15:47,450 --> 00:15:48,990 Lucky I recognized you, 285 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,120 otherwise things could have gotten ugly. 286 00:15:51,290 --> 00:15:52,290 Understand? 287 00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:54,750 -Yep, totally. -You need to watch yourself. 288 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:57,380 -OK. -What can I do for you? 289 00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,670 Well, I have this friend... 290 00:15:59,840 --> 00:16:02,300 A friend called Michel. 291 00:16:02,470 --> 00:16:04,130 He has lost his kid's teddy bear. 292 00:16:04,340 --> 00:16:07,010 And I need your help to find it. 293 00:16:07,180 --> 00:16:09,310 All right. 294 00:16:09,470 --> 00:16:10,930 He is right outside. 295 00:16:11,140 --> 00:16:13,520 -OK, let's go. -OK. 296 00:16:13,730 --> 00:16:15,140 -Watch it. -Right this way. 297 00:16:15,310 --> 00:16:16,060 Yeah. 298 00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:18,400 SECURITY 299 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,360 OK. Let's go. 300 00:16:21,650 --> 00:16:24,530 Since you are Sofiane's friend, I'm going to help you find the bear. 301 00:16:24,740 --> 00:16:27,530 Oh no, we are not friends. But thank you for your help. 302 00:16:27,740 --> 00:16:30,450 I get it. I have a comfort object, too. 303 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,540 Helps me sleep like a baby. 304 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,290 Right! 305 00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:40,800 What we need for a mission like this is Binouze, the nose. 306 00:16:41,630 --> 00:16:42,960 She is my girl. 307 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:53,180 She is wiped out. We watched 101 Dalmatians last night. 308 00:16:53,890 --> 00:16:56,310 Don't you worry about it. Her breed 309 00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:58,270 were bred as trackers. 310 00:16:58,440 --> 00:17:00,190 Her father was called GPS. 311 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:02,780 That's her uncle, Governor. And her aunt, Gadget. 312 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:05,780 -You are fond of the letter G. -What makes you say that? 313 00:17:06,570 --> 00:17:09,280 -I mean... -Right. Let's hop to it. 314 00:17:09,450 --> 00:17:11,620 Come on, girl. 315 00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:13,700 I always go first. 316 00:17:13,910 --> 00:17:15,160 -Civilians... -Tell me about it... 317 00:17:16,830 --> 00:17:19,290 Go on, doggie! 318 00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:22,090 Go get it, girl! 319 00:17:23,170 --> 00:17:25,420 Right Binouze, it is mission time! 320 00:17:26,510 --> 00:17:29,390 Time for a warm up. Sit! 321 00:17:30,930 --> 00:17:31,970 Lie down! 322 00:17:33,310 --> 00:17:35,520 Stand. Good dog. 323 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:37,690 Capital of Morocco? 324 00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:40,730 Marrakesh. That's right. Good girl! 325 00:17:40,940 --> 00:17:42,230 Do you have an object belonging to your daughter? 326 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:44,650 I didn't think I would need one. Wait, hang on! 327 00:17:44,860 --> 00:17:46,150 Her scrunchie. Will that do? 328 00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:49,950 Yeah... What is this? What is this, girl? 329 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:52,910 This is a dealer's scrunchie. Go on, go get her! 330 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:56,080 Go, Binouze! Go on, girl! 331 00:17:56,580 --> 00:17:58,750 Get it, Binouze! 332 00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,630 Look at that! 333 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:03,750 That's my girl! 334 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:05,300 Good girl! 335 00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:08,760 Please don't do that... 336 00:18:08,970 --> 00:18:10,970 -Let me handle it! -Right, yes. 337 00:18:11,180 --> 00:18:12,260 -Sorry. -Let's go. 338 00:18:12,470 --> 00:18:14,470 Come on, Binouze! 339 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,890 Look at her go! 340 00:18:19,100 --> 00:18:22,150 The other day, she found 200 grams of cocaine in a Mexican's shorts. 341 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:25,230 He was all like: "It wasn't me!" 342 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,650 -Remember that? -Yeah, course. 343 00:18:28,030 --> 00:18:29,700 I had him for ten minutes before narcotics arrived. 344 00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,950 Speedy Gonzalez won't forget me anytime soon! 345 00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:33,070 I got him good! 346 00:18:35,330 --> 00:18:37,620 Who is that? Who is my good girl! 347 00:18:37,830 --> 00:18:41,960 Here comes my good girl! 348 00:18:42,170 --> 00:18:44,290 Look. She even brought you a bag to carry it in. 349 00:18:44,460 --> 00:18:45,340 Here. 350 00:18:46,630 --> 00:18:48,460 Who is my good girl! 351 00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:51,380 -I think your dog might be hungry. -She never eats on duty... 352 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:57,680 Right... OK. Back to it, Binouze! Here. 353 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:01,020 Maybe she is a bit peckish. 354 00:19:01,770 --> 00:19:03,150 Well, that was a bust. 355 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:07,110 Right. Thank you for your help. 356 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,490 I shall find the bear myself. Good day, sir. 357 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,990 Hey! Wait up! 358 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:15,240 Don't go yet. We are not done. 359 00:19:15,450 --> 00:19:16,740 What? Another brilliant idea? 360 00:19:16,910 --> 00:19:19,040 Oh yeah. From up above. 361 00:19:21,620 --> 00:19:23,790 You have to tell me if you are hungry, Binouze. 362 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,000 You have to communicate with Daddy. 363 00:19:26,210 --> 00:19:28,670 That's my sandwich! Your dumb mutt stole it! 364 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:30,420 Don't you talk to my girl that way! 365 00:19:30,590 --> 00:19:32,130 Girl? Look at the size of its balls! 366 00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:35,890 Get him! 367 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:40,600 Apologize, you bastard! 368 00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:44,270 I handle over 40 cameras in this whole Terminal. 369 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:46,110 If your bear is around here, we will find it. 370 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,150 Anti-terrorist plan. Nothing gets past him. 371 00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:49,940 -I have eyes everywhere. -OK. 372 00:19:51,360 --> 00:19:52,990 Shift switching time. 373 00:19:53,780 --> 00:19:55,110 Check out the jugs on her... 374 00:19:57,620 --> 00:19:58,910 You are a lucky guy. 375 00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:01,080 You don't get tits like that this time of year. 376 00:20:01,290 --> 00:20:03,250 I bet they are filled with almond milk. 377 00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:04,040 Wow... 378 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:05,710 Are you quite finished! 379 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:07,590 You need to learn to relax, sir. 380 00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:10,170 This is how you keep our country safe? 381 00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:14,340 Here's the flight number, the time, and the day we landed. 382 00:20:14,550 --> 00:20:17,470 -I didn't come here to mess around. -And neither did we, sir. 383 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:18,640 OK. 384 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,100 Aha. Here we go. Tuesday the 12th. 385 00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:23,600 OK, here we go... Where are you? 386 00:20:23,770 --> 00:20:25,520 Big bald guy, big bald guy... 387 00:20:26,940 --> 00:20:28,190 -Excuse me? -Wait, go back. 388 00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:30,020 -What? -Go back. 389 00:20:30,690 --> 00:20:31,690 Go back. 390 00:20:32,820 --> 00:20:33,440 Zoom. 391 00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:36,360 Whoa... Hottie at twelve o clock. 392 00:20:36,570 --> 00:20:38,030 -Damn! -That's my wife. 393 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:38,950 What? 394 00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:41,950 -That's his wife. -No way! 395 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,330 Oh wait... Guess it is. 396 00:20:44,540 --> 00:20:45,830 -You make a lovely couple. -Well... 397 00:20:46,540 --> 00:20:49,290 -At least we found you. -Sure... Keep looking. 398 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:52,800 Wait! There it is! 399 00:20:53,010 --> 00:20:55,800 Look at that, we found the bear. Good job, Alex. 400 00:20:56,470 --> 00:20:59,050 So, this is the Arrivals gate. 401 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:05,310 Is that you, Alex? 402 00:21:05,980 --> 00:21:07,400 Damn, so it is. 403 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,360 I look quite good on camera. 404 00:21:09,690 --> 00:21:11,150 What the hell? You had the teddy bear! 405 00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:14,150 -What did you do with it? -I don't know. 406 00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:16,360 Oh no! 407 00:21:16,570 --> 00:21:18,910 Why didn't you just take it to Lost and Found? 408 00:21:19,120 --> 00:21:20,160 I didn't know there was a reward! 409 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,200 That is my daughter's bear! 410 00:21:22,370 --> 00:21:23,490 That is messed up! 411 00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,910 Yes, yes it is. But he is going to find your bear. 412 00:21:26,120 --> 00:21:26,960 -Aren't you? -Yes, absolutely. 413 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,330 Then do it. 414 00:21:31,710 --> 00:21:33,460 -Hurry up! -I can't go any faster! 415 00:21:34,590 --> 00:21:36,050 That was the next flight, from Rome. 416 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:37,880 There it is. 417 00:21:41,390 --> 00:21:43,970 -Wait, what is she doing? -I don't know. 418 00:21:45,770 --> 00:21:47,140 No Grandma... Put it down. 419 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:50,270 Oh no... 420 00:21:50,650 --> 00:21:52,520 No, no... 421 00:21:52,690 --> 00:21:54,030 Put the bear down... No! 422 00:21:54,190 --> 00:21:55,780 OK. We are screwed. 423 00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:57,990 Nice going, Alex. 424 00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:58,900 I'm out of here. 425 00:21:59,070 --> 00:22:00,570 Wait! We might still have a chance. 426 00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:03,910 We know the flight details and that it was a group of old folk. 427 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:04,700 So? 428 00:22:04,910 --> 00:22:08,000 Well, the speed they go, they might still be here! 429 00:22:13,710 --> 00:22:15,300 Yes, hello. This is Alex Costa 430 00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:17,050 from T3 PC security at Roissy. 431 00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:18,510 Yes. Wait, Tony? 432 00:22:19,130 --> 00:22:20,470 Hi, dude! How are you? 433 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:21,890 Good, good, can't complain. 434 00:22:22,470 --> 00:22:24,220 I thought you were off sick? 435 00:22:24,430 --> 00:22:26,470 Yeah, I had a question 436 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:27,930 about a potential suspect in a group of seniors. 437 00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:31,100 Flight 1453 from Rome, Tuesday 12th. 438 00:22:33,690 --> 00:22:35,360 -The retirement home address. -Great. Thanks. 439 00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:36,530 One more thing: 440 00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:37,740 -Granny's cane there... -Yes? 441 00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:39,490 It has an ivory duck head on it. 442 00:22:39,650 --> 00:22:40,280 You are welcome. 443 00:22:40,490 --> 00:22:42,320 They don't call us "The Roissy Pros" for nothing! 444 00:22:42,530 --> 00:22:45,240 Thanks, boys. Drinks are on me. Good day. 445 00:22:45,410 --> 00:22:48,000 How much did he give us? 446 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,920 Is he serious? Hey! Sir. 447 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:52,380 Ten of those are mine! 448 00:22:52,540 --> 00:22:53,540 Yeah, right. 449 00:22:54,090 --> 00:22:56,250 CHECK-IN 450 00:22:56,460 --> 00:22:58,760 -Can I have my money now? -Do you have my bear? 451 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,680 You don't need me. You got the address for the retirement home. 452 00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:01,550 You will have the bear back in a few hours. 453 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:03,840 No, I don't need you. I don't have "sucker" taped to my forehead! 454 00:23:04,010 --> 00:23:05,600 It is not like you don't have room! 455 00:23:05,810 --> 00:23:07,640 -What did you say? -Nothing... 456 00:23:09,350 --> 00:23:10,980 It is just the hair... 457 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,480 Listen, I have a scooter. I can drop you off. 458 00:23:13,690 --> 00:23:14,560 Then I get my money. 459 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:16,730 It is the Friday rush. 460 00:23:16,940 --> 00:23:19,740 The shuttle won't be here for another half hour at least! 461 00:23:22,780 --> 00:23:24,950 -What do you say? -Fine. 462 00:23:25,120 --> 00:23:26,370 Yes! Let me go get changed. 463 00:23:26,580 --> 00:23:28,240 Why don't you listen to some music while you wait? 464 00:23:28,410 --> 00:23:29,290 What? 465 00:23:30,540 --> 00:23:32,500 His name is Michel. His daughter's bear is missing. 466 00:23:32,710 --> 00:23:34,710 -OK. -Don't move! 467 00:23:36,670 --> 00:23:40,840 Right, here we go! 468 00:23:43,550 --> 00:23:48,100 Oh, Michel You lost your daughter's bear 469 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,600 At Terminal 3 470 00:23:50,770 --> 00:23:53,140 Full of paper planes 471 00:23:55,270 --> 00:23:59,150 I hope you and the bear Are reunited soon 472 00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:01,400 Under a blue moon 473 00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:03,700 Someday 474 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,000 Thank you. Very nice. 475 00:24:17,210 --> 00:24:19,170 I... I don't have any change. 476 00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:27,390 So? What do you think? 477 00:24:27,550 --> 00:24:27,970 Lovely. 478 00:24:28,180 --> 00:24:29,930 We signed him up for The Voice. We are waiting to hear back. 479 00:24:30,100 --> 00:24:31,140 Give me the keys. 480 00:24:31,350 --> 00:24:33,180 -Why? -I would feel safer if I drove. 481 00:24:33,390 --> 00:24:35,270 I'm not getting on the back. I'm a man! 482 00:24:54,750 --> 00:24:57,830 We are in the wrong lane! They are coming in from all sides! 483 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,330 -There. -Uh oh. It is a millimeter over. 484 00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:40,330 Better watch out... 485 00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:41,960 If everyone did what I did, 486 00:25:42,170 --> 00:25:43,550 there would be less parking issues in Paris. 487 00:25:44,510 --> 00:25:45,340 Are you a cop? 488 00:25:45,550 --> 00:25:47,300 No, head of the highways department in Poissy. 489 00:25:47,510 --> 00:25:50,220 Oh cool, me too. I'm the head of the luggage carts at Roissy. 490 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:51,890 That is not the same job. 491 00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:54,970 Sure it is. I'm head of something, and so are you. 492 00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:58,020 -That's not the same. -Yes it is. 493 00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:00,150 No it isn't. 494 00:26:01,150 --> 00:26:03,070 Look, unless you are a member of the family, 495 00:26:03,570 --> 00:26:05,480 I can't let you in, sir. It is against regulations. 496 00:26:06,110 --> 00:26:07,990 Let me try. 497 00:26:08,570 --> 00:26:09,610 Good morning, ma'am. My name is Sofiane. 498 00:26:09,820 --> 00:26:13,240 I am in charge of the luggage carts at Roissy. 499 00:26:13,410 --> 00:26:14,200 Full-time contract. 500 00:26:14,410 --> 00:26:16,330 Are you visiting family? 501 00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:18,080 That is correct, ma'am. 502 00:26:18,250 --> 00:26:20,500 My uncle lives here. 503 00:26:20,670 --> 00:26:21,630 What is his name? 504 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,340 Er... Pistachio! Georges-Alain Pistachio. 505 00:26:28,550 --> 00:26:29,220 Hello? 506 00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:30,800 "Pistachio"? 507 00:26:31,010 --> 00:26:34,180 Well at least I'm trying, Michel! 508 00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:36,180 The only way I get my money is if we get in, right? 509 00:26:36,350 --> 00:26:37,770 Got it in one. 510 00:26:37,930 --> 00:26:39,350 Man, you really love this bear! 511 00:26:39,940 --> 00:26:41,310 Do you know what a cuddly toy is? 512 00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:42,730 Sure. A fluffy thing that smells bad. 513 00:26:42,900 --> 00:26:44,480 No! It is more than that. 514 00:26:44,690 --> 00:26:46,480 It is a transitional object that allows a child 515 00:26:46,690 --> 00:26:48,610 in emotional distress to feel safe. 516 00:26:50,030 --> 00:26:51,740 Did you steal that off Wikipedia? 517 00:26:51,950 --> 00:26:53,490 My daughter cannot sleep without her bear! 518 00:26:53,660 --> 00:26:54,280 Understand? 519 00:26:54,490 --> 00:26:57,200 -All right! No need to yell. -Excuse me, gentlemen. 520 00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:01,170 Sir... Excuse me. Do you live here? 521 00:27:01,580 --> 00:27:02,670 Of course I do. 522 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:04,880 Excuse me. We need to speak to a group of elderly people inside. 523 00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:08,050 They just got back from Rome. But they won't let me in. 524 00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:11,130 Fine, carry this for me, then. 525 00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:14,180 Come on then... 526 00:27:14,350 --> 00:27:16,220 Thank you, sir. Please, let me. 527 00:27:16,390 --> 00:27:17,260 "Pistachio"... 528 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,650 Goodness, this is a cushy retirement home. 529 00:27:26,900 --> 00:27:28,650 You will fit in nicely, Michel. 530 00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:33,200 They are with me. Family. 531 00:27:33,410 --> 00:27:36,330 Well, in that case, they can go in. 532 00:27:37,740 --> 00:27:40,410 Otherwise they can't. It is against regulations. 533 00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:44,420 My luggage carts go faster than this! 534 00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:46,000 Have some respect. 535 00:27:46,210 --> 00:27:47,880 Someone is getting antsy about retiring... 536 00:27:48,050 --> 00:27:50,090 One... 537 00:27:51,380 --> 00:27:53,130 Oh look, a new guy. 538 00:27:54,470 --> 00:27:55,390 Sorry, Michel. 539 00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:57,890 And two! 540 00:28:10,690 --> 00:28:12,780 The dapper Francis. Pleasure to meet you. 541 00:28:12,950 --> 00:28:14,150 Likewise. 542 00:28:14,570 --> 00:28:15,240 Michel, hello. 543 00:28:15,410 --> 00:28:17,160 You seem more chipper. 544 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,410 He just crushed my hand. 545 00:28:18,580 --> 00:28:20,290 What pills are you on, grandpa? 546 00:28:20,660 --> 00:28:22,040 It is for the money, dumbass. 547 00:28:22,250 --> 00:28:25,790 I play up the frail old man role to get my disability allowance. 548 00:28:26,210 --> 00:28:27,960 -Clever... -Damn straight. 549 00:28:28,130 --> 00:28:29,750 I am looking for my daughter's bear. 550 00:28:31,090 --> 00:28:32,090 I see... 551 00:28:33,220 --> 00:28:35,880 Well first, make yourselves useful 552 00:28:36,890 --> 00:28:39,510 -and set up my Internet access. -Right now? 553 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:41,640 -Yes, right now. -Sure. OK. 554 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:43,640 My daughter's bear... 555 00:28:43,850 --> 00:28:45,940 -Yes, yes I heard you. -Right... 556 00:28:46,900 --> 00:28:49,150 The box is set up... 557 00:28:49,310 --> 00:28:50,650 What is taking so long? 558 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,860 Almost there, gramps. How come you don't have Wi-Fi? 559 00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:57,030 I do. But there are parental controls. 560 00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:00,160 -At our age, ridiculous! -What website are you looking for? 561 00:29:01,410 --> 00:29:02,660 What do you think, Einstein? 562 00:29:02,870 --> 00:29:06,750 What would an old, widowed man be interested in watching? 563 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,590 Dirty Grandpa. 564 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,840 That's not my usual taste. 565 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,760 I prefer the one on the left... 566 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,840 Look at the jugs on the redhead... 567 00:29:16,010 --> 00:29:16,930 I love a redhead. 568 00:29:17,130 --> 00:29:19,090 Right, can we get back to finding my daughter's bear? 569 00:29:19,300 --> 00:29:21,760 Calm down! Have you never watched porn online? 570 00:29:21,970 --> 00:29:23,810 No, thank you. I am in love with my wife. 571 00:29:23,970 --> 00:29:27,020 Biggest load of crap I ever heard! 572 00:29:28,850 --> 00:29:30,560 Right. The bear... 573 00:29:30,730 --> 00:29:31,650 My laptop... 574 00:29:32,270 --> 00:29:34,230 A group came back from Rome a week ago. 575 00:29:34,690 --> 00:29:36,780 With the vicar? I know the guy. 576 00:29:37,070 --> 00:29:38,070 Good... 577 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,240 They are all mad as hatters. 578 00:29:40,450 --> 00:29:42,700 I'm looking for an elderly lady with a cane 579 00:29:42,910 --> 00:29:45,790 topped with a duck's head made from ivory. Ring a bell? 580 00:29:45,950 --> 00:29:46,870 A duck's head, you say? 581 00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:49,290 Yes, I know the lady. 582 00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:54,170 Please... I need that bear back. 583 00:29:55,090 --> 00:29:55,800 What? 584 00:29:57,170 --> 00:29:59,010 My mind is not as good as it was. 585 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:02,720 Christ, everyone is trying to bleed me dry today! 586 00:30:03,350 --> 00:30:04,640 Thank you, Doctor. 587 00:30:05,020 --> 00:30:07,180 -You are a genius. -Internet costs a bundle. 588 00:30:07,850 --> 00:30:09,480 -Well? Stop it, Sofiane. -Sorry. 589 00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:12,770 Marie-Luce Gramont. 590 00:30:14,150 --> 00:30:16,940 This time of day, she must be at the Grévin museum. 591 00:30:31,710 --> 00:30:32,920 Mrs. Gramont. 592 00:30:33,340 --> 00:30:36,550 You found my daughter's bear when you arrived at Roissy last week. 593 00:30:37,090 --> 00:30:38,760 A brown bear with dark fur. 594 00:30:39,130 --> 00:30:40,430 Do you remember? 595 00:30:43,300 --> 00:30:44,350 Yes, I remember. 596 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:45,930 -Do you have it here? -Yes, I do. 597 00:30:46,140 --> 00:30:48,180 -You do? -Of course I do. 598 00:30:56,150 --> 00:30:57,860 Happy Birthday, Simone. 599 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,820 I forgot to tell you she is a bit loopy. 600 00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:05,580 Yes, I gathered that. 601 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:08,830 Oh, "bouglou"! 602 00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:11,790 Seventy points to me! 603 00:31:13,380 --> 00:31:16,500 -Yep. Mad as a hatter. -Away with the fairies. 604 00:31:16,670 --> 00:31:18,460 Is she always like this? 605 00:31:19,210 --> 00:31:22,340 She perks up a bit when she sings, don't you, granny? 606 00:31:51,210 --> 00:31:53,080 Is she German? 607 00:31:53,250 --> 00:31:54,830 No, just a sympathizer. 608 00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:25,160 That one was for you, dear General Von Gruber. 609 00:32:25,450 --> 00:32:27,070 Long live the Third Reich! 610 00:32:28,030 --> 00:32:29,990 And thanks for the apartment. 611 00:32:30,660 --> 00:32:33,040 And here is something to remember me by! 612 00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:38,210 What am I doing up here? 613 00:32:39,130 --> 00:32:40,960 It isn't suppertime. 614 00:32:41,170 --> 00:32:43,670 -Now is your chance. -Mrs. Gramont... 615 00:32:44,590 --> 00:32:47,340 Where is the bear you found at Roissy? 616 00:32:47,510 --> 00:32:49,220 I gave it to my granddaughter. 617 00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:51,100 -This bear? -Yes. 618 00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:54,730 The granddaughter's name is Marie-Christine Gramont. 619 00:32:55,980 --> 00:32:57,150 This is her parent's number. 620 00:32:57,350 --> 00:32:58,480 -Great. Thank you so much. -Thank you. 621 00:32:58,650 --> 00:33:00,110 You have been a great help. 622 00:33:00,610 --> 00:33:01,230 Goodbye. 623 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:02,690 Bye, gramps. 624 00:33:03,030 --> 00:33:04,530 -Take care. -Thanks again. 625 00:33:04,740 --> 00:33:05,570 -Hey! -Yeah? 626 00:33:05,740 --> 00:33:06,910 Will you come back and visit? 627 00:33:07,110 --> 00:33:09,490 Of course we will. 628 00:33:11,870 --> 00:33:13,750 Goodbye, dapper Francis. 629 00:33:17,580 --> 00:33:19,330 I will go get the scooter. 630 00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:20,840 OK. Why are you whispering? 631 00:33:21,210 --> 00:33:22,590 I will go get the scooter! 632 00:33:25,380 --> 00:33:27,720 Hello? Sir, this is Michel Barré. 633 00:33:28,010 --> 00:33:30,800 I'm calling about your mother, Marie-Luce Gramont. 634 00:33:31,010 --> 00:33:32,180 I am calling from the retirement home. 635 00:33:32,970 --> 00:33:33,770 Darling. 636 00:33:34,220 --> 00:33:35,430 Mother has died. 637 00:33:36,100 --> 00:33:37,940 -No... -Yes. 638 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:41,400 No, no wait... Sir? Hello? 639 00:33:48,990 --> 00:33:51,830 Hello? Hello? 640 00:33:56,000 --> 00:34:00,250 Hello? Can you hear me? 641 00:34:05,590 --> 00:34:07,130 Sir, your mother is not dead! 642 00:34:08,050 --> 00:34:10,010 What do you mean she is not dead? 643 00:34:10,180 --> 00:34:11,550 No, she is alive and well. 644 00:34:11,720 --> 00:34:12,640 But... 645 00:34:12,930 --> 00:34:14,890 Are you sure? Have you checked her pulse? 646 00:34:15,060 --> 00:34:16,560 I am sure, sir. Don't worry. 647 00:34:17,310 --> 00:34:18,560 The old crone is still alive. 648 00:34:18,770 --> 00:34:20,440 No... 649 00:34:21,650 --> 00:34:22,610 Dear God. 650 00:34:22,770 --> 00:34:24,480 I can't do this. 651 00:34:24,650 --> 00:34:26,860 Right... How can I help you? 652 00:34:31,870 --> 00:34:33,910 -I'm OK. -You didn't hit your head? 653 00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:36,200 -No, I'm fine. -You scared the life out of me! 654 00:34:36,410 --> 00:34:37,950 Now, you see why I wanted to drive! 655 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:39,870 Blame your colleagues. 656 00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:41,830 There is a whole bunch of crap all over the road... 657 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,420 That is not my department. I work in Poissy, not Paris. 658 00:34:44,630 --> 00:34:47,460 Never mind. I got the number for the Gramont girl. 659 00:34:47,670 --> 00:34:49,340 -I know where to find her. -Great. 660 00:34:49,550 --> 00:34:52,220 -You need to top up on gas. -You mean "we do," Michel. 661 00:34:53,930 --> 00:34:55,010 The both of us. 662 00:34:59,350 --> 00:35:01,140 -You got enough to pay? -Yeah. 663 00:35:22,790 --> 00:35:24,250 Can I get some chips, too? 664 00:35:24,750 --> 00:35:26,090 Sure. 665 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:43,940 Are you pointing that at me? 666 00:35:44,980 --> 00:35:46,570 Hey! Stop that. It is very impolite. 667 00:35:47,270 --> 00:35:48,480 Stop it! 668 00:35:48,650 --> 00:35:50,360 That is a very rude thing to do! 669 00:35:50,530 --> 00:35:51,190 Fuck you! 670 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,950 Fuck me? Fuck you, you little jerk! 671 00:35:54,110 --> 00:35:54,950 Fuck you! 672 00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:58,790 Why you... Open this door and say that to my face! 673 00:35:58,990 --> 00:36:01,710 Hey! Quit messing around, you little punk! 674 00:36:01,910 --> 00:36:03,460 Get away from there, you sicko! 675 00:36:07,460 --> 00:36:09,340 Oh god, my eyes! 676 00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:17,180 I told you, he started it! 677 00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:18,640 Sure. 678 00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:22,310 You just got owned by an eight-year-old, Michel. 679 00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:26,440 Don't worry. We will get him later. 680 00:36:34,030 --> 00:36:35,570 How are my eyes? 681 00:36:35,780 --> 00:36:37,870 -Fine, fine. -Dear god... 682 00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:41,040 Hello. 683 00:36:41,750 --> 00:36:42,950 Beautiful, isn't it? 684 00:36:47,250 --> 00:36:50,460 Look at all the hot chicks! I knew I should have gone to college. 685 00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:52,710 Is that marble? 686 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:54,300 Where is the enrollment office? 687 00:37:00,100 --> 00:37:02,060 History. Descartes Auditorium. 688 00:37:02,270 --> 00:37:03,560 Another pointless class. 689 00:37:03,730 --> 00:37:05,270 Oh no, History is extremely useful. 690 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,350 Who cares about the past? The future is where it is at. 691 00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:09,190 They should do classes about that! 692 00:37:10,900 --> 00:37:12,820 Magnificent. 693 00:37:17,490 --> 00:37:21,280 ...in August 1539, when Francis I 694 00:37:21,450 --> 00:37:25,290 naturally decreed the famous ruling of Villers-Cotterêts. 695 00:37:25,790 --> 00:37:28,040 Fun fact. 696 00:37:28,250 --> 00:37:30,590 This text is the oldest legislative text 697 00:37:30,750 --> 00:37:32,800 in effect today. 698 00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:36,680 This text... 699 00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:39,300 -How long left? -Two hours. 700 00:37:41,300 --> 00:37:42,310 The French... 701 00:37:42,470 --> 00:37:44,470 Wait, where are you going? Sofiane! 702 00:37:44,850 --> 00:37:46,600 -...but the French... -Hi. 703 00:37:46,770 --> 00:37:48,190 Hello, everyone. 704 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,940 So, Francis I invented this text. Everyone got that? 705 00:37:51,150 --> 00:37:53,150 Is Marie-Christine Gramont here today? 706 00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:54,860 We wish to speak to her... 707 00:37:55,030 --> 00:37:55,860 Oh shit, they are cops! 708 00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:57,530 They are cops! 709 00:37:57,700 --> 00:37:58,700 No, we are not! 710 00:37:58,860 --> 00:38:00,870 Get out of here, pigs! 711 00:38:08,670 --> 00:38:11,840 The text... 712 00:38:22,850 --> 00:38:23,640 Come back! 713 00:38:24,100 --> 00:38:24,810 The cops! 714 00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,270 We are not with the police! 715 00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:34,820 The cops are here! 716 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,150 The cops are here! 717 00:38:41,660 --> 00:38:42,870 The cops are here! 718 00:38:44,780 --> 00:38:46,080 The cops are here! 719 00:38:47,410 --> 00:38:49,160 The cops are here! 720 00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:52,000 -The cops are here! -Quiet! 721 00:38:56,300 --> 00:38:58,050 I'm not with the police! 722 00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:14,650 The cops are here! 723 00:39:40,130 --> 00:39:42,720 Excuse me, young man. Have you seen a girl run by? 724 00:39:42,930 --> 00:39:45,550 -I'm no snitch! -I know where she is. 725 00:39:45,890 --> 00:39:46,890 She went through that door. 726 00:39:47,060 --> 00:39:48,260 Great. Thank you. 727 00:39:48,430 --> 00:39:50,140 Anything for my future colleagues. 728 00:39:50,350 --> 00:39:51,850 I'm sitting the police academy exam soon. 729 00:39:52,060 --> 00:39:53,690 -Bravo. -Can you put in a good word? 730 00:39:53,900 --> 00:39:56,230 Sure! Ask for Michel Barré, 12th arrondissement. 731 00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:57,650 -Yes, sir! -Why did you say that? 732 00:39:57,820 --> 00:39:59,440 Can I help you cuff her? 733 00:40:05,620 --> 00:40:08,580 Hey! What are you doing? 734 00:40:09,410 --> 00:40:10,910 Stay back, or I will jump! 735 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:13,040 Please, go ahead! We are exhausted. 736 00:40:13,250 --> 00:40:14,250 Don't say that! 737 00:40:14,420 --> 00:40:16,000 Marie-Christine, we just want a word. 738 00:40:16,170 --> 00:40:16,840 No. 739 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,880 Listen, there has been a mistake. We are not with the police. 740 00:40:20,090 --> 00:40:21,090 My name is Michel Barré. 741 00:40:21,260 --> 00:40:22,800 Sounds like a cop to me! 742 00:40:23,010 --> 00:40:23,590 -No! -She has a point. 743 00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:25,180 How did you find me? Did you tap my phone? 744 00:40:25,390 --> 00:40:26,890 Your parents told us where to find you. 745 00:40:27,050 --> 00:40:28,470 Those freaking narks! 746 00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:31,470 No one is a nark. We are not cops, dammit! 747 00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:32,640 -Not cops! -No. 748 00:40:32,850 --> 00:40:35,440 This is Michel Barré, I'm Sofiane. I work the luggage carts at Roissy. 749 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:37,190 What kind of a lame job is that? 750 00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:38,980 Hey! It is a full-time contract, dude! 751 00:40:39,190 --> 00:40:41,320 No cart means no luggage means no vacation! 752 00:40:41,530 --> 00:40:43,110 How do I know you are not psycho? 753 00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:44,110 Fine. 754 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:47,070 We are talking with the Sorbonne's resident dumb-dumb. 755 00:40:47,570 --> 00:40:48,490 I'm placing something on the ground. 756 00:40:51,910 --> 00:40:53,790 -I got this, Michel. -Right. 757 00:40:54,330 --> 00:40:55,750 You do work at the airport. 758 00:40:56,170 --> 00:40:58,130 -Yes. -Finally! 759 00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:01,340 Dude, you look so ugly in this pic! 760 00:41:01,550 --> 00:41:03,630 -You know what? Just jump. -No, no. Wait! 761 00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:05,340 The bear. Where is the bear? 762 00:41:07,050 --> 00:41:09,390 I can't believe you guys went to the retirement home. 763 00:41:10,930 --> 00:41:12,270 Did you know my gran was a Resistance fighter? 764 00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:14,390 -Yes, we certainly got that. -Oh yeah. 765 00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:16,190 I'm sorry. I just brought some dope, 766 00:41:16,350 --> 00:41:17,350 so I thought you guys were cops. 767 00:41:18,150 --> 00:41:19,690 Michel practically is. He works at City Hall in Poissy. 768 00:41:19,900 --> 00:41:21,820 Except I manage the highways department. 769 00:41:22,030 --> 00:41:24,570 The roads are the sidewalks, and the cops are hookers. 770 00:41:26,950 --> 00:41:28,240 Damn, this stuff 771 00:41:28,410 --> 00:41:29,120 makes me super smart. 772 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,330 And do you remember the bear? 773 00:41:31,950 --> 00:41:33,330 I must have left it at Maxence's place. 774 00:41:33,540 --> 00:41:35,210 -Could you call him? -No way. We are not talking. 775 00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:36,710 Why not? 776 00:41:37,420 --> 00:41:38,250 Well, basically... 777 00:41:38,460 --> 00:41:40,380 I broke up with him because he asked Louise out, Pedro's ex. 778 00:41:40,590 --> 00:41:42,050 Camille and Lola saw him with Egglentine, 779 00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:44,090 Ronald's cousin, the one who likes gang bangs. 780 00:41:44,710 --> 00:41:47,340 So naturally, I was feeling super bummed out 781 00:41:47,550 --> 00:41:49,590 at Renata's party. Charles' ex, but so gay. 782 00:41:50,140 --> 00:41:52,680 So, what was I supposed to do? Stay with that jerk? 783 00:41:52,890 --> 00:41:54,930 And to top it all off, Zoubir broke his scooter. 784 00:41:55,140 --> 00:41:56,730 So, I gave him the bear as a parting gift. 785 00:41:56,890 --> 00:41:59,060 The jerk wanted a souvenir. 786 00:42:06,030 --> 00:42:09,240 So, do you have Zoubir's number? He is your ex, right? 787 00:42:09,660 --> 00:42:12,280 -No, Pedro is her ex. -No, Maxence is my ex. 788 00:42:12,450 --> 00:42:14,290 So... Who has the bear? 789 00:42:14,490 --> 00:42:16,870 -The gay one, Renata. -No, Maxence does. 790 00:42:17,330 --> 00:42:18,500 And where does he live? 791 00:42:18,710 --> 00:42:21,500 Right now, he is at Rougival, at his family's castle. 792 00:42:22,090 --> 00:42:23,710 The guy has a castle, and you still dumped him? 793 00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:25,880 Yeah. What do I need a castle for? 794 00:42:26,340 --> 00:42:29,220 -How far is Rougival? -Department 92nd, near Saint-Cloud. 795 00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:31,510 OK. Rougival. Thank you. 796 00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:32,680 -Pleasure. -Let's go. 797 00:42:32,890 --> 00:42:34,970 -Want a selfie, cop? -Sure, why not. 798 00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:44,400 -Nice place. -Where is this, Hogwarts? 799 00:42:45,020 --> 00:42:47,900 When your name is Maxence, you need a swanky pad. 800 00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:51,410 Look at that gate! Those are wrought iron bars. 801 00:42:51,820 --> 00:42:53,450 My father used to make wrought iron. 802 00:42:53,660 --> 00:42:57,410 He had a business in the Gard. He made all kinds. 803 00:42:57,580 --> 00:43:00,120 Pergolas, verandas... 804 00:43:00,330 --> 00:43:02,880 One time, a guy even asked him 805 00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:05,130 to make him a pair of wrought iron pants. 806 00:43:05,340 --> 00:43:07,590 -And he did! -Hilarious, Michel. 807 00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:12,140 Thanks for coming with me, Sofiane. We are getting close. 808 00:43:12,720 --> 00:43:14,680 Yeah, and I'm getting closer to my dough. 809 00:43:14,890 --> 00:43:16,810 You really do have a fixation on this money. 810 00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:18,470 Poor people usually do. 811 00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:25,020 Goodbye, you promiscuous harlot. 812 00:43:25,190 --> 00:43:26,690 This is a nice place. 813 00:43:27,860 --> 00:43:30,070 -What the hell is he doing? Hey! -Stop! 814 00:43:31,910 --> 00:43:34,700 Oh my god! Untie the rope! 815 00:43:34,910 --> 00:43:36,950 Hurry up! His dong is right on my face! 816 00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:38,750 -Done! -No, not like that! 817 00:43:39,290 --> 00:43:39,950 Come help me! 818 00:43:40,580 --> 00:43:41,620 Wait, wait... 819 00:43:42,920 --> 00:43:46,460 Come on kid, wake up. Give him mouth to mouth. 820 00:43:46,630 --> 00:43:47,300 Screw that! 821 00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:49,800 I don't know how. Don't they teach first aid at Roissy? 822 00:43:50,010 --> 00:43:51,760 -I skipped the class! -Do something. 823 00:43:51,930 --> 00:43:52,930 We are losing him. 824 00:43:53,130 --> 00:43:54,680 -Maybe he will come back! -Do it. 825 00:43:57,850 --> 00:43:59,520 That's it. 826 00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:01,680 It is working. Keep going. 827 00:44:02,060 --> 00:44:03,650 He is waking up. 828 00:44:03,850 --> 00:44:05,440 Oh my god, he just Frenched me! 829 00:44:05,610 --> 00:44:06,480 I know you! 830 00:44:06,690 --> 00:44:07,860 You are Marie-Christine's new beau. 831 00:44:08,070 --> 00:44:09,440 -Maxence? -Yeah, that's me. 832 00:44:09,610 --> 00:44:10,230 Whoa, hold on! 833 00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:12,280 Come to taunt me in my own home with your father! 834 00:44:12,450 --> 00:44:13,450 Stay right there. 835 00:44:15,030 --> 00:44:16,370 Louis VIII has completely lost it! 836 00:44:20,370 --> 00:44:21,750 Who does he think we are? 837 00:44:21,910 --> 00:44:23,750 Who do you think we are? 838 00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:25,460 Where on earth is he going? 839 00:44:25,790 --> 00:44:27,290 Where are you going? 840 00:44:33,930 --> 00:44:34,970 Holy shit... 841 00:44:36,930 --> 00:44:38,510 We save his life, and he sets the dogs on us! 842 00:44:40,850 --> 00:44:42,980 -You must be a terrible kisser! -Never had any complaints! 843 00:44:53,740 --> 00:44:55,610 I'm coming for you, bitches! 844 00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:57,990 Jackass! 845 00:44:58,990 --> 00:45:00,790 -Why are you insulting him? -I'm scared! 846 00:45:10,460 --> 00:45:11,750 Let's shake them off! 847 00:45:15,720 --> 00:45:18,550 -Fuck! -We are swimming in shit! 848 00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:20,850 -I'm sinking! -Prepare to meet your doom! 849 00:45:21,060 --> 00:45:23,980 But first, you are going to fuck your father. 850 00:45:24,270 --> 00:45:26,190 -I'm not his father. -Maxence! 851 00:45:26,940 --> 00:45:28,600 What on earth is all this ruckus? 852 00:45:30,570 --> 00:45:31,770 Good evening, gentlemen. 853 00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:36,900 I don't know what to say. 854 00:45:37,110 --> 00:45:39,950 Luring a romantic rival into a trap. A coward's move! 855 00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:42,200 A true Chaberteau de Rougival does not do such things. 856 00:45:42,410 --> 00:45:43,160 It is fine. 857 00:45:43,370 --> 00:45:45,960 Except we did almost die! 858 00:45:46,540 --> 00:45:48,540 You have defecated all over your family's name. 859 00:45:48,750 --> 00:45:50,670 You have urinated all over our dynasty. 860 00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:51,920 Forgive me, grandfather. 861 00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:00,220 Michel. 862 00:46:01,140 --> 00:46:02,260 We have to get out of here. 863 00:46:02,470 --> 00:46:04,560 Before they kill us and stuff us. Let's go! 864 00:46:04,770 --> 00:46:06,020 You have to admit we look rather dashing. 865 00:46:06,230 --> 00:46:09,150 I look like a Kennedy and you look like a temp! 866 00:46:10,230 --> 00:46:11,360 Gentlemen, you look wonderful. 867 00:46:11,770 --> 00:46:13,400 Thank you for the clothes. They are superb. 868 00:46:13,570 --> 00:46:14,820 Keep them. 869 00:46:15,030 --> 00:46:17,070 Though this modest attire cannot undo 870 00:46:17,240 --> 00:46:19,780 the shameful behavior of my grandson. 871 00:46:19,990 --> 00:46:22,700 At least no one was hurt. Let bygones be bygones. 872 00:46:23,580 --> 00:46:26,000 You have a generous heart, sir. Are you an aristocrat? 873 00:46:26,410 --> 00:46:29,040 No, I'm from Poissy. Michel Barré, highways department. 874 00:46:29,250 --> 00:46:31,290 It pains me to say something clearly went awry 875 00:46:31,460 --> 00:46:32,380 during Maxence's education. 876 00:46:32,670 --> 00:46:33,420 A youthful error. 877 00:46:33,590 --> 00:46:34,920 Maxence is 19! 878 00:46:35,090 --> 00:46:36,840 At his age, his ancestor 879 00:46:37,050 --> 00:46:39,930 Guido Chaberteau de Rougival was already a general in the brigade. 880 00:46:40,090 --> 00:46:40,800 Goodness. 881 00:46:40,970 --> 00:46:42,640 Yes, he celebrated Easter Sunday 882 00:46:42,850 --> 00:46:45,520 in a Tunisian brothel, and unfortunately contracted syphilis. 883 00:46:46,100 --> 00:46:49,350 -Oh my... -A good general, but a sodomite. 884 00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:51,560 -He was dead a few weeks later. -From syphilis? 885 00:46:51,730 --> 00:46:52,730 Oh no. 886 00:46:53,150 --> 00:46:55,320 A terrible to-do at the battle of Gravelotte! 887 00:46:55,530 --> 00:46:58,150 August 18th, 1870. Guido was on horseback in the melee. 888 00:46:58,690 --> 00:46:59,610 Forced to retreat. 889 00:47:00,070 --> 00:47:02,490 On his right, the French. On his left, enemy lines. 890 00:47:02,700 --> 00:47:04,620 For some inexplicable reason, 891 00:47:04,830 --> 00:47:06,540 he decided to gallop straight at the Prussians! 892 00:47:06,700 --> 00:47:07,330 Oh dear... 893 00:47:07,540 --> 00:47:10,040 -They shot him down like a dog. -Sacrebleu. 894 00:47:10,210 --> 00:47:11,790 Who can say how a fine strategist 895 00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:15,250 such as Guido could have made such a blatant error. 896 00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:19,050 -Well... -I mean... 897 00:47:19,260 --> 00:47:21,760 Good Heavens... Did you not receive a tie pin? 898 00:47:21,930 --> 00:47:22,970 There is really no need. 899 00:47:23,140 --> 00:47:24,720 What madness are we living in? 900 00:47:24,890 --> 00:47:25,970 Honestly, Your Honor, it is fine. 901 00:47:26,220 --> 00:47:27,140 We have a nice pair of socks... 902 00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:30,350 You will have to forgive Maria, she is our Mexican housekeeper. 903 00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:32,150 She is not yet used to our ways. 904 00:47:32,350 --> 00:47:33,650 -Maria! -Yes? 905 00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:35,230 Maria! 906 00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:38,690 Yes, yes. I come, Mr. Count. 907 00:47:38,860 --> 00:47:39,690 Que se pasa? 908 00:47:39,860 --> 00:47:41,280 Where on earth were you? 909 00:47:41,490 --> 00:47:44,410 In the kitchen, making nachos. A traditional dish from my country. 910 00:47:44,620 --> 00:47:47,700 Yes, yes. Could you fetch these gentlemen a couple of tie pins? 911 00:47:47,870 --> 00:47:50,000 No, I don't know where they are. 912 00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:51,580 Good Heavens... 913 00:47:51,870 --> 00:47:54,460 Forgive me. One must do everything oneself. 914 00:47:57,880 --> 00:47:59,010 Quite a family. 915 00:48:06,890 --> 00:48:07,930 Thank you. 916 00:48:08,100 --> 00:48:09,020 De nada. 917 00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:10,350 Goodbye. 918 00:48:10,850 --> 00:48:12,140 Shut your piehole. 919 00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:14,850 Just you wait till I call immigration Maria, zarma... 920 00:48:15,020 --> 00:48:15,940 Gentlemen... 921 00:48:16,110 --> 00:48:16,940 My apologies. 922 00:48:17,110 --> 00:48:19,150 Marie-Chris just told me everything. 923 00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:21,440 I thought you were her new boyfriend, and I lost it. 924 00:48:21,650 --> 00:48:23,570 No, no. I have been in a committed relationship 925 00:48:23,740 --> 00:48:24,490 for the past five years. 926 00:48:24,700 --> 00:48:26,820 That Marie-Christine is quite a handful. 927 00:48:27,030 --> 00:48:28,530 My fiancée inherited her family's hot temper. 928 00:48:28,740 --> 00:48:30,580 Her grandmother was in the resistance, you know. 929 00:48:30,750 --> 00:48:32,500 Yes... We met her. 930 00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:35,670 Thank you for not telling Grandfather about the horse and rope. 931 00:48:35,830 --> 00:48:36,750 It would destroy him. 932 00:48:36,960 --> 00:48:38,630 Understandable. I would feel the same. 933 00:48:38,790 --> 00:48:39,420 You see... 934 00:48:39,630 --> 00:48:42,170 A Chaberteau de Rougival does not botch a suicide. 935 00:48:42,590 --> 00:48:44,010 Why did you want to die in your boxers? 936 00:48:44,220 --> 00:48:47,220 -Panache, my friend. -And why did you French me? 937 00:48:47,390 --> 00:48:48,470 That, I cannot say. 938 00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:50,560 But I must say, you are a fine kisser. 939 00:48:50,770 --> 00:48:52,310 You woke the puppet, so to speak. 940 00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:53,270 You better 941 00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:55,190 put that puppet back in its box, pal... 942 00:48:55,390 --> 00:48:59,520 Sofiane! Did Marie-Christine mention we are looking for a bear? 943 00:48:59,770 --> 00:49:01,070 Ah yes, of course! Hang on. 944 00:49:01,570 --> 00:49:06,360 -Maria! Maria, come here, please. -Yeah, yeah. 945 00:49:06,570 --> 00:49:09,530 -You rang, Mr. Maxence? -Maria, I'm looking for a bear... 946 00:49:09,740 --> 00:49:11,870 dark brown fur. It was in my room. 947 00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:12,910 The teddy bear. 948 00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:15,830 I put it in with the things for Amitié Guantanamo. 949 00:49:16,040 --> 00:49:17,460 Amitié Guatemala, Maria. 950 00:49:17,670 --> 00:49:21,050 Yes, whatever. Right. I go finish fajitas. 951 00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:24,550 What is Amitié Guatemala? 952 00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:28,680 A charity my family supports. Donations left early this morning. 953 00:49:29,260 --> 00:49:30,180 The bear is gone. 954 00:49:30,390 --> 00:49:32,810 Jesus! You can't save Guatemala with one lousy bear! 955 00:49:33,020 --> 00:49:34,770 Do you have the address? 956 00:49:34,930 --> 00:49:36,270 Yes. Let me write it down. 957 00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:39,060 It is in the chapel of Sainte-Sophie school in Saint-Cloud. 958 00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:41,480 -A magnificent building. -Go ahead... 959 00:49:41,940 --> 00:49:43,400 You will see for yourself... 960 00:49:43,610 --> 00:49:45,440 As soon as you step inside, you feel... 961 00:49:45,650 --> 00:49:47,030 -Keep writing... -such a presence. 962 00:49:47,200 --> 00:49:48,740 Write, dammit! 963 00:49:52,450 --> 00:49:53,660 I am ever so sorry. 964 00:49:53,870 --> 00:49:55,660 If I had known, I would have kept the bear. 965 00:49:56,500 --> 00:49:59,380 Maria. By losing the bear of this gentleman from Poissy, 966 00:49:59,580 --> 00:50:02,210 you have tarnished the reputation of the Chaberteau de Rougivals. 967 00:50:02,380 --> 00:50:03,590 Stand and defend. 968 00:50:04,460 --> 00:50:05,630 Should we stop them? 969 00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:07,300 It is fine. They are not loaded. 970 00:50:07,470 --> 00:50:08,220 Really? 971 00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:12,640 Grandfather! 972 00:50:13,100 --> 00:50:16,390 No, Michel. Let's go! This family are a bunch of loonies. 973 00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:18,390 Good god, what a day! 974 00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:21,650 That Mexican bitch shot me in the knee! 975 00:50:21,810 --> 00:50:23,900 I'm not Mexican, you bastard! 976 00:50:24,070 --> 00:50:25,690 I'm from Ouarzazate! 977 00:50:42,460 --> 00:50:43,590 Quite a crowd. 978 00:50:43,790 --> 00:50:46,260 Do you think they all know where Guatemala is? 979 00:50:46,420 --> 00:50:47,420 Probably not. 980 00:50:54,470 --> 00:50:56,930 No, I'm not British. 981 00:51:07,490 --> 00:51:10,240 No, no, my friends. Do not applaud me. 982 00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:12,450 I am but a humble amateur. 983 00:51:12,660 --> 00:51:15,450 This guy here, is the real pro. He is our guide. 984 00:51:15,620 --> 00:51:16,910 It is him you should applaud. 985 00:51:17,450 --> 00:51:19,410 El Señor Jesus! 986 00:51:24,130 --> 00:51:25,250 Thank you. 987 00:51:26,130 --> 00:51:28,760 Operation "Un toyo..." A toy 988 00:51:29,510 --> 00:51:32,430 for a smile has had tremendous success. 989 00:51:33,050 --> 00:51:36,890 We have managed to collect 3,000 toys 990 00:51:37,060 --> 00:51:39,600 to help bring the children joy. 991 00:51:39,770 --> 00:51:40,850 The kiddie-winks, 992 00:51:41,350 --> 00:51:43,190 as I like to call them. 993 00:51:43,900 --> 00:51:48,070 You might say... Why should we care about orphans? 994 00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:49,940 Well, let me ask you the same question. 995 00:51:50,490 --> 00:51:51,820 Go ahead. 996 00:51:51,990 --> 00:51:54,280 I already know the answer. 997 00:51:54,570 --> 00:51:57,910 Because the answer... is love. 998 00:51:58,290 --> 00:51:58,990 It is a scam. 999 00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:00,960 -No... -The guy's a con artist. 1000 00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:03,580 And do you know where that information comes from? 1001 00:52:04,130 --> 00:52:05,080 Right here. 1002 00:52:06,790 --> 00:52:09,800 In Spanish, we call this el corazon. 1003 00:52:10,670 --> 00:52:11,970 Remember that. 1004 00:52:13,590 --> 00:52:15,010 Anne-Catherine, Guy-Patrick, 1005 00:52:15,220 --> 00:52:17,890 you are the pillars of the Saint-Cloud parish. 1006 00:52:18,510 --> 00:52:20,980 Therefore, I shall ask you 1007 00:52:21,350 --> 00:52:25,650 to come and join me on this stage built from wood and tears. 1008 00:52:26,020 --> 00:52:27,150 Come on up... 1009 00:52:37,990 --> 00:52:40,160 So, how do we feel? 1010 00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:43,210 -Very moved. -And who wouldn't be? 1011 00:52:44,580 --> 00:52:45,790 Because today, 1012 00:52:46,210 --> 00:52:49,670 Anne-Catherine and Guy-Patrick, you will meet your child. 1013 00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:53,630 A young Guatemalan boy by the name of Pedro. 1014 00:52:55,630 --> 00:52:57,760 This poor boy became an orphan 1015 00:52:58,930 --> 00:53:00,220 at just six months old. 1016 00:53:00,970 --> 00:53:03,730 At the age of eight, he joined a gang. 1017 00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:06,270 Today, he is 14 years old. 1018 00:53:06,900 --> 00:53:09,270 And all this agresividad, 1019 00:53:09,940 --> 00:53:12,990 well, that's over and done with. 1020 00:53:13,190 --> 00:53:15,650 Let's all give a warm welcome to Pedro. 1021 00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:25,920 Humble Christian that I am, 1022 00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:30,170 I shall not reveal the sordid conditions 1023 00:53:30,380 --> 00:53:32,380 in which I encountered this young guapo. 1024 00:53:33,210 --> 00:53:34,630 All I can say, dear friends, 1025 00:53:35,220 --> 00:53:36,550 is that when I found him, 1026 00:53:37,180 --> 00:53:40,850 this young boy was practically living feral. 1027 00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:42,770 Anne-Catherine. 1028 00:53:44,350 --> 00:53:46,390 -He is so sweet. -Oh, yes. 1029 00:53:46,850 --> 00:53:48,850 We shall raise him as our sixth child. 1030 00:53:49,610 --> 00:53:52,900 The Good Lord has finally blessed us with a son. 1031 00:53:53,530 --> 00:53:57,280 Girls. Meet your brother, Pedro. 1032 00:53:58,950 --> 00:54:01,620 I'm gonna put you whores to work on the streets! 1033 00:54:01,830 --> 00:54:02,490 Don't start... 1034 00:54:02,910 --> 00:54:06,370 A son who I hope, one day will take over my law firm. 1035 00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,580 Pedro the attorney... I can see it. 1036 00:54:09,750 --> 00:54:10,880 May God grant your vision. 1037 00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:12,710 Better ask his son! 1038 00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:14,380 I'll kill you all, you sons of bitches... 1039 00:54:14,590 --> 00:54:15,420 Shut up. 1040 00:54:16,170 --> 00:54:19,180 I want to remind you, that you too can become a parent 1041 00:54:19,390 --> 00:54:22,180 to a child as sweet and obedient as Pedro. 1042 00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:24,680 For the modest sum of 85,000 euros. 1043 00:54:25,310 --> 00:54:27,270 Need I remind you that a large portion of this sum 1044 00:54:27,430 --> 00:54:28,730 is tax deductible. 1045 00:54:29,270 --> 00:54:31,690 Every good deed deserves a reward. 1046 00:54:31,900 --> 00:54:34,530 And as our dear Latino friends always say, 1047 00:54:35,030 --> 00:54:37,070 viva el vida! 1048 00:54:59,170 --> 00:55:00,340 Dear me... 1049 00:55:00,550 --> 00:55:03,510 I'm sorry about your daughter, but I can't see how I can help you. 1050 00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:04,430 Why not? 1051 00:55:04,890 --> 00:55:06,720 You don't take a bear back from a child. 1052 00:55:06,890 --> 00:55:09,560 That is morally unethical! 1053 00:55:09,770 --> 00:55:11,900 I just want to get my daughter's bear back. 1054 00:55:12,100 --> 00:55:14,690 And I just want to be roommates with Jesus Christ. 1055 00:55:14,900 --> 00:55:16,650 -We all have dreams. -I don't follow. 1056 00:55:16,820 --> 00:55:18,240 Neither do I. 1057 00:55:18,650 --> 00:55:19,610 I wish I could help, 1058 00:55:19,820 --> 00:55:22,320 but you are not members of the association. 1059 00:55:22,530 --> 00:55:24,530 Don't tell me you are after my money, too! 1060 00:55:24,700 --> 00:55:26,540 Money... 1061 00:55:26,700 --> 00:55:29,290 Such a dirty word. 1062 00:55:29,500 --> 00:55:31,000 I am talking about a donation, good sir. 1063 00:55:31,210 --> 00:55:32,960 To help our humble, non-profit organization. 1064 00:55:33,710 --> 00:55:35,130 -How much? -Well... 1065 00:55:35,340 --> 00:55:37,630 Anything you like, but no less than 100 euros. 1066 00:55:38,090 --> 00:55:39,170 -What? -100... 1067 00:55:39,380 --> 00:55:41,050 Is he for real? That's more than I get 1068 00:55:41,260 --> 00:55:41,930 as an end of year bonus! 1069 00:55:42,090 --> 00:55:43,970 Calm yourself, young man. 1070 00:55:44,180 --> 00:55:44,970 I have been doing this 1071 00:55:45,140 --> 00:55:48,100 for ten years. So don't come preaching to me! 1072 00:55:48,310 --> 00:55:50,060 Give me back my daughter's bear, please. 1073 00:55:50,230 --> 00:55:52,690 That's more like it. Paco. 1074 00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:56,270 Where are the cuddly toys? 1075 00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:58,070 They have all been loaded 1076 00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:00,690 onto containers for Guatemala. 1077 00:56:00,860 --> 00:56:02,150 The flight leaves tomorrow morning. 1078 00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:04,490 What, all of them? 1079 00:56:04,700 --> 00:56:07,240 Hang on, Michel. Where is the flight leaving from? 1080 00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:09,700 Do you have the number of the transporter? 1081 00:56:11,500 --> 00:56:12,920 Quizás. 1082 00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:15,170 -Quizás. -Quizás. 1083 00:56:19,670 --> 00:56:22,470 -Right. -Much obliged. 1084 00:56:22,630 --> 00:56:24,050 Thank you, gentlemen. 1085 00:56:25,970 --> 00:56:28,140 Hey, Michel. Good news. 1086 00:56:28,310 --> 00:56:30,020 The flight is leaving from Roissy. 1087 00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:32,480 We just need to give Alex time to find the container. 1088 00:56:32,690 --> 00:56:33,810 And I need to go over my ex's. 1089 00:56:34,020 --> 00:56:37,230 I should call my wife. She must be getting worried. 1090 00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:41,530 What did you do that for! 1091 00:56:41,690 --> 00:56:44,070 Wait! Sofiane! 1092 00:56:47,530 --> 00:56:49,830 Nice place. 1093 00:56:50,080 --> 00:56:51,160 Is anyone home? 1094 00:56:52,660 --> 00:56:53,330 Ah... 1095 00:56:55,120 --> 00:56:56,290 -Good evening, Mrs. Mouton. -Hello. 1096 00:56:56,500 --> 00:56:58,540 I'm sorry to call in on you so late. I got held up.. 1097 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,920 Yes, yes... I know you, Sofiane. 1098 00:57:01,130 --> 00:57:02,880 But Léa is gone. 1099 00:57:04,630 --> 00:57:06,470 I'm not British, ma'am. 1100 00:57:07,180 --> 00:57:08,600 Do you know where I can find her? 1101 00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:11,810 She gave me this so I could send on her mail. 1102 00:57:13,100 --> 00:57:14,180 Réunion Island? 1103 00:57:16,850 --> 00:57:17,940 She was being serious. 1104 00:57:18,110 --> 00:57:20,150 Here, all of your things are in here. 1105 00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:24,570 Right, well... Thank you, Mrs. Mouton. 1106 00:57:26,410 --> 00:57:27,990 Hey, luggage king! 1107 00:57:31,030 --> 00:57:33,370 -I'm not British. -How are you, Mr. Mouton? 1108 00:57:33,870 --> 00:57:36,370 Better than you. My ex isn't leaving town with my kid. 1109 00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:38,290 Fredo! 1110 00:57:38,830 --> 00:57:40,130 Oh shit... He didn't know. 1111 00:57:40,750 --> 00:57:42,590 Congratulations, kid. 1112 00:57:43,260 --> 00:57:44,510 Léa is pregnant? 1113 00:57:44,670 --> 00:57:46,760 Sorry you had to find out this way. 1114 00:57:46,970 --> 00:57:48,680 I have to go. My show is on. 1115 00:57:48,890 --> 00:57:51,560 Wait... Who is the father? Mrs. Mouton! 1116 00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:53,970 -Mr. Mouton! Anyone. Please. -Leave it. 1117 00:57:54,180 --> 00:57:55,890 Just two seconds. Get off, Michel... 1118 00:57:56,100 --> 00:57:58,100 Hey! Tell me who the father is! 1119 00:57:58,310 --> 00:58:00,980 They won't tell me. Maybe... 1120 00:58:02,150 --> 00:58:03,230 You are the father. 1121 00:58:05,150 --> 00:58:05,900 There. 1122 00:58:13,990 --> 00:58:15,080 What did he say? 1123 00:58:16,750 --> 00:58:18,870 Didn't you hear? You are the father. 1124 00:58:19,460 --> 00:58:20,250 No... 1125 00:58:20,670 --> 00:58:22,590 -That's wonderful. -No, not wonderful. 1126 00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:25,380 -Yes, it is.. -No, no... 1127 00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:45,360 Sofiane! Good day, Sir. 1128 00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:48,200 Nice of you to leave London to clear your tab. 1129 00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:50,990 -Don't Bernard, I'm not in the mood. -I got this. 1130 00:58:51,660 --> 00:58:53,450 How much does he owe you? 1131 00:58:56,290 --> 00:58:59,160 Fifty-nine euros. I don't know the equivalent in pounds. 1132 00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:02,960 -I am not British. -Then why are you dressed like that? 1133 00:59:17,140 --> 00:59:18,730 Why didn't she tell me? 1134 00:59:18,890 --> 00:59:20,270 I spoke to her this morning. 1135 00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:22,900 It is strange she didn't mention it. 1136 00:59:23,060 --> 00:59:24,480 Nothing. Not a word. 1137 00:59:26,110 --> 00:59:28,570 -Is there someone else? -None of your business. 1138 00:59:28,780 --> 00:59:30,780 The hell it isn't. Is there someone else? 1139 00:59:31,860 --> 00:59:34,620 -Yes. -How long? 1140 00:59:36,540 --> 00:59:37,450 Four months. 1141 00:59:37,660 --> 00:59:40,250 Jesus Léa, we only broke up five months ago! 1142 00:59:40,410 --> 00:59:42,080 Who is he? 1143 00:59:42,830 --> 00:59:44,500 Why "he"? It could be a girl. 1144 00:59:50,470 --> 00:59:51,720 She did tell you. 1145 00:59:52,430 --> 00:59:54,010 Yeah, but it wasn't very clear. 1146 00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:57,100 What did you say? 1147 00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:02,230 I told her... 1148 01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:04,440 I was pretty mad when I replied... 1149 01:00:05,360 --> 01:00:08,360 I... 1150 01:00:08,900 --> 01:00:09,570 I... 1151 01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:12,150 -And then... -Wait... 1152 01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:14,660 I didn't see it. You went too fast. 1153 01:00:15,870 --> 01:00:17,120 -Show me. -There. 1154 01:00:17,530 --> 01:00:18,790 -May I? -Sure. 1155 01:00:22,460 --> 01:00:24,210 I never actually meant to send... 1156 01:00:28,670 --> 01:00:30,300 "I hope you both get diarrhea and die." 1157 01:00:30,460 --> 01:00:32,340 Good god, Sofiane! 1158 01:00:32,550 --> 01:00:35,010 Why on earth would you write something like that? 1159 01:00:35,180 --> 01:00:36,720 I know, I know. It is so bad. 1160 01:00:36,890 --> 01:00:38,850 YOU AND YOUR MAN, I WISH YOU DIARRHEA FOR LIFE. 1161 01:00:44,350 --> 01:00:45,560 We are over, anyway. 1162 01:00:48,690 --> 01:00:50,440 Even before this morning. 1163 01:00:51,530 --> 01:00:54,660 I'm just a stupid kid who is not ready to commit. 1164 01:00:57,160 --> 01:00:58,830 That's why I left her. 1165 01:01:00,870 --> 01:01:01,830 Look. 1166 01:01:03,330 --> 01:01:04,500 You see, 1167 01:01:04,710 --> 01:01:07,500 I was young too, once. A real rebel. See for yourself. 1168 01:01:08,710 --> 01:01:11,250 I had a rock band, "The Ties." 1169 01:01:12,420 --> 01:01:13,260 We were wild! 1170 01:01:13,470 --> 01:01:16,090 -Is that you in the wig? -That's not a wig. That was my hair. 1171 01:01:17,140 --> 01:01:18,930 But today, I am Michel Barré, 1172 01:01:19,140 --> 01:01:21,720 loving father and husband, head of the highways department. 1173 01:01:21,890 --> 01:01:23,060 And I'm happy. 1174 01:01:25,560 --> 01:01:26,980 Is that supposed to make me feel better? 1175 01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:30,730 I just mean that sometimes... 1176 01:01:32,030 --> 01:01:33,070 life helps you grow. 1177 01:01:34,070 --> 01:01:35,860 But all this is going way too fast... 1178 01:01:36,070 --> 01:01:38,820 This morning I was Sofiane, the Roissy playboy. And now... 1179 01:01:38,990 --> 01:01:39,870 What? 1180 01:01:40,450 --> 01:01:43,540 Now I'm supposed to become Michel Barré. 1181 01:01:43,750 --> 01:01:45,660 I was hoping for a few steps in between! 1182 01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:49,920 -Oh, shit... -Is that Léa? 1183 01:01:50,090 --> 01:01:51,500 No. It is Alex. 1184 01:01:51,710 --> 01:01:53,880 He found the container. He is waiting for us at Roissy. 1185 01:01:54,760 --> 01:01:57,260 -Let's go. -Shouldn't we be focusing on you? 1186 01:01:57,470 --> 01:01:59,800 Look... Right now, I can't do anything about my kid. 1187 01:01:59,970 --> 01:02:01,470 But I can help yours. 1188 01:02:02,010 --> 01:02:02,970 Let's do this, Michel. 1189 01:02:06,980 --> 01:02:08,480 Hey pal, I just got your message! 1190 01:02:08,650 --> 01:02:09,900 We are on our way! 1191 01:02:10,310 --> 01:02:11,060 OK. 1192 01:02:11,520 --> 01:02:13,860 And I have to tell you something. I'm going to be a dad! 1193 01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:16,740 What? What have you been doing these past 24 hours? 1194 01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:22,240 Sofiane is going to be a dad. 1195 01:02:22,410 --> 01:02:23,870 Good for him. 1196 01:02:24,540 --> 01:02:26,660 I hope he has a gorgeous daughter like Binouze. 1197 01:02:28,750 --> 01:02:30,500 Give your daddy a kiss. 1198 01:02:32,790 --> 01:02:34,590 Look at this angel. 1199 01:02:35,710 --> 01:02:37,420 They grow up so fast. 1200 01:02:37,630 --> 01:02:39,890 She is a big girl, now. 1201 01:02:41,760 --> 01:02:45,350 The day she brings home her first boyfriend... 1202 01:02:46,100 --> 01:02:47,930 That's going to be a real kick in the nuts. 1203 01:02:50,190 --> 01:02:50,980 Yeah, but... 1204 01:02:52,150 --> 01:02:55,280 It is the circle of life. I mean... 1205 01:02:55,820 --> 01:02:59,950 She has to grow up at some point, right? 1206 01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:07,370 Off to bed, Binouze. 1207 01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:14,630 You saying my girl should sleep with the first mutt she finds? 1208 01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:17,300 No, no! That's not what I meant. 1209 01:03:17,510 --> 01:03:19,760 Then what did you mean? 1210 01:03:20,510 --> 01:03:21,340 Answer me! 1211 01:03:35,820 --> 01:03:37,150 Where the hell are they? 1212 01:03:37,320 --> 01:03:38,690 Are you not enjoying my company? 1213 01:03:38,860 --> 01:03:40,820 Me? Sure I am. 1214 01:03:41,030 --> 01:03:43,200 -Spending quality time together? -Exactly. 1215 01:03:47,160 --> 01:03:49,000 Ah, Sofiane! Congratulations, buddy! 1216 01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:51,210 -Thanks. -Hey. 1217 01:03:51,410 --> 01:03:53,130 -What's with the get-up? -I got it from a castle... 1218 01:03:53,290 --> 01:03:54,420 Hey! Tea and crumpets! 1219 01:03:54,630 --> 01:03:57,300 You can chit chat later. It is go time. 1220 01:03:59,510 --> 01:04:01,090 Alex, break it down. 1221 01:04:01,300 --> 01:04:03,930 OK, so the container is in the cargo terminal in Zone 51. 1222 01:04:04,140 --> 01:04:05,260 It takes off in an hour with the bear inside. 1223 01:04:05,720 --> 01:04:06,930 -All right. -As for Léa... 1224 01:04:07,140 --> 01:04:08,930 Flight Air France 642 to Réunion Island 1225 01:04:09,430 --> 01:04:11,350 leaves from Terminal M an hour later. 1226 01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:13,650 With Sofiane's kid and my godchild inside. 1227 01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:15,190 Who said you were the godfather? 1228 01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:16,440 Who else? 1229 01:04:17,690 --> 01:04:19,650 OK, here is the deal. 1230 01:04:20,070 --> 01:04:21,240 If you get caught 1231 01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:24,320 dressed like that, you will get your pretty asses screwed hard in jail. 1232 01:04:24,990 --> 01:04:27,700 They will ride you like a roller coaster. 1233 01:04:27,870 --> 01:04:29,620 And they don't mess around. 1234 01:04:30,790 --> 01:04:32,250 Is that what you want? 1235 01:04:32,460 --> 01:04:33,420 -No. -Right. 1236 01:04:33,620 --> 01:04:35,000 How about you? 1237 01:04:35,210 --> 01:04:36,080 -No. -Right. 1238 01:04:36,250 --> 01:04:37,670 That's why I thought of this. 1239 01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:40,710 No, no, no. Sofiane, put that down. 1240 01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:42,050 I do not want that. 1241 01:04:42,220 --> 01:04:43,130 Even to protect my ass. 1242 01:04:43,340 --> 01:04:44,760 You sure? A bullet from this would... 1243 01:04:44,970 --> 01:04:46,140 -No! -OK. Fair enough. 1244 01:04:46,340 --> 01:04:48,050 I got you guys a special service vehicle 1245 01:04:48,220 --> 01:04:49,430 so you don't stick out. 1246 01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:51,100 -Thank you for your help. -Bye. 1247 01:04:51,640 --> 01:04:52,850 -Just doing my duty. -You too, Thierry. 1248 01:04:53,520 --> 01:04:55,350 Thanks, Thierry. 1249 01:04:57,980 --> 01:04:59,520 Goodbye. 1250 01:05:00,320 --> 01:05:01,610 And good luck... 1251 01:05:01,820 --> 01:05:04,860 -See that? With just one finger. -Yes, very impressive. 1252 01:05:06,820 --> 01:05:08,910 Yes, well done. 1253 01:05:09,620 --> 01:05:11,830 See? Come on, give us a kiss. 1254 01:05:32,850 --> 01:05:34,890 OK. If we get caught, we are from Terminal 3, 1255 01:05:35,100 --> 01:05:36,850 and we came to help out the guys 1256 01:05:37,020 --> 01:05:37,850 in Terminal 2. 1257 01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:39,900 -Got it? -Got it. 1258 01:05:40,070 --> 01:05:41,230 What did you get? 1259 01:05:41,610 --> 01:05:44,150 -What you just said. -And what did I just say? 1260 01:05:44,740 --> 01:05:45,700 You said.. 1261 01:05:46,030 --> 01:05:48,070 If we get caught, we are from Terminal 3, 1262 01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:50,080 and we came to help out the guys 1263 01:05:50,370 --> 01:05:51,030 in Terminal 2. 1264 01:05:51,410 --> 01:05:52,830 Yes, exactly. I heard you. 1265 01:05:53,540 --> 01:05:57,170 My brain picks things up fast. 1266 01:06:00,290 --> 01:06:03,050 And boy, does it stick in there... 1267 01:06:03,670 --> 01:06:05,050 I'm famous for my memory. 1268 01:06:11,100 --> 01:06:12,680 SOS Planet France... That's not it. 1269 01:06:13,180 --> 01:06:14,100 "Help Portugal"... 1270 01:06:14,310 --> 01:06:16,730 I hope it is full of shaving razors. 1271 01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:20,900 That's not it. 1272 01:06:21,980 --> 01:06:22,860 "Help Ethiopia." 1273 01:06:23,020 --> 01:06:24,780 "1 iPad for 1 child"? 1274 01:06:25,490 --> 01:06:27,240 Maybe we should check if the bear is in here. 1275 01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:28,570 Focus, Sofiane. 1276 01:06:28,780 --> 01:06:30,910 They hardly need iPads in Ethiopia! 1277 01:06:40,130 --> 01:06:42,130 Here, let's each take a row. You go left. 1278 01:06:43,750 --> 01:06:44,670 Not this one... 1279 01:06:49,680 --> 01:06:51,220 Michel! Michel! 1280 01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:53,640 -"Amitié Guatemala." -Brilliant! 1281 01:06:54,100 --> 01:06:55,850 Look out! 1282 01:07:07,740 --> 01:07:09,240 -Hey! -Sorry. 1283 01:07:14,240 --> 01:07:15,240 Holy crap... 1284 01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:17,950 Dear Lord... 1285 01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:20,370 OK. You take that side, I will take this side. 1286 01:07:20,540 --> 01:07:21,750 Let's do this. 1287 01:07:29,970 --> 01:07:32,720 -Do you remember what he looks like? -Course I do! 1288 01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:36,310 Come on... 1289 01:07:37,640 --> 01:07:39,480 Where are you, little guy? 1290 01:07:40,810 --> 01:07:43,400 -Oh my god... -There are too many, Michel! 1291 01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:44,190 I know. 1292 01:07:45,150 --> 01:07:45,770 Wait. 1293 01:08:07,500 --> 01:08:08,670 They are everywhere. 1294 01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:09,760 Monkeys, 1295 01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:11,760 crocodiles, bunnies... 1296 01:08:11,970 --> 01:08:13,090 A needle in a haystack! 1297 01:08:13,260 --> 01:08:14,390 ...donkeys, squirrels... 1298 01:08:19,720 --> 01:08:21,560 Michel! Michel! 1299 01:08:21,770 --> 01:08:22,850 -Oh my god! -Michel! 1300 01:08:23,020 --> 01:08:24,600 You got it! 1301 01:08:24,810 --> 01:08:26,400 -You got it! -Yes! 1302 01:08:26,940 --> 01:08:30,110 Wait, where did he go? 1303 01:08:30,320 --> 01:08:32,650 -Shit, we lost it! -Hold on, hold on... 1304 01:08:32,820 --> 01:08:34,030 I just had it. 1305 01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:35,490 There! I got it. 1306 01:08:38,660 --> 01:08:39,950 Freedom! 1307 01:08:40,160 --> 01:08:41,040 -Oh! -Hey! Open up! 1308 01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:41,960 It is locked! 1309 01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:44,580 Hang on, I work here. I know how to get us out. 1310 01:08:46,210 --> 01:08:47,880 -Hey! Open up! -Hello? 1311 01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:50,420 We are trapped inside the container! 1312 01:08:51,590 --> 01:08:53,880 Just as I found out I have a kid, I'm shipped off to Guatemala. 1313 01:08:54,050 --> 01:08:55,220 I don't believe this... 1314 01:08:56,680 --> 01:08:57,640 Hello. 1315 01:08:58,720 --> 01:08:59,930 This is Michel Barré. 1316 01:09:00,470 --> 01:09:02,140 Head of the highways department at Poissy. 1317 01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:03,940 If you are watching this... 1318 01:09:04,140 --> 01:09:06,650 What are you doing? I told you, there is no signal here. 1319 01:09:06,860 --> 01:09:08,060 ...it means that me and my colleague, Sofiane, 1320 01:09:08,310 --> 01:09:10,400 have sadly passed on. 1321 01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:13,450 Stop... What are you doing? 1322 01:09:13,900 --> 01:09:15,320 This message is for my family. 1323 01:09:15,490 --> 01:09:16,410 We are not going to die. 1324 01:09:16,570 --> 01:09:17,570 We will get to Guatemala, 1325 01:09:17,780 --> 01:09:19,870 find the French embassy, 1326 01:09:20,080 --> 01:09:22,200 -and catch the next flight home. -We are in a container. 1327 01:09:22,790 --> 01:09:24,460 We will be stuck in the baggage hold, 1328 01:09:24,620 --> 01:09:26,170 at -112 degrees Fahrenheit. 1329 01:09:27,000 --> 01:09:28,130 We are going to die. 1330 01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:34,420 This message is for my little girl, Jeanne. 1331 01:09:34,590 --> 01:09:36,890 Jeanne, it is Daddy. Look. 1332 01:09:38,260 --> 01:09:39,260 I found him. 1333 01:09:39,720 --> 01:09:41,140 Hug him tight. 1334 01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:42,930 And think of your Daddy 1335 01:09:43,140 --> 01:09:45,140 who loves you very much, up in Heaven 1336 01:09:45,310 --> 01:09:47,100 with Bambi's mom. 1337 01:09:48,270 --> 01:09:49,360 I love you, Jeanne. 1338 01:09:49,560 --> 01:09:51,860 I hope you work hard at school, 1339 01:09:52,070 --> 01:09:54,490 and grow up to be a strong, powerful woman. 1340 01:09:54,780 --> 01:09:55,610 Goodbye. 1341 01:09:55,780 --> 01:09:56,950 What the hell... 1342 01:09:57,110 --> 01:09:58,410 Be quiet. 1343 01:09:59,280 --> 01:10:01,740 Clara... Clara, my love. 1344 01:10:02,160 --> 01:10:04,700 Come closer, Clara. 1345 01:10:05,330 --> 01:10:07,080 I love you. So, so much. 1346 01:10:10,130 --> 01:10:14,170 Now pass this video over to the guys in Poissy. 1347 01:10:14,710 --> 01:10:17,340 Hey guys! It is Michel. Michel Barré. 1348 01:10:18,180 --> 01:10:20,850 Fellas, I have crossed to the other side. 1349 01:10:21,050 --> 01:10:23,970 My final wish 1350 01:10:24,140 --> 01:10:26,230 is that you give my job 1351 01:10:26,430 --> 01:10:29,100 to David Martino, who works in the Parks department... 1352 01:10:29,940 --> 01:10:31,730 -Shush! -Wait... Is someone there? 1353 01:10:32,440 --> 01:10:33,980 Help! 1354 01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:36,150 -Help us! We are trapped in here! -Help! 1355 01:10:36,320 --> 01:10:38,150 We are trapped in this container. 1356 01:10:39,160 --> 01:10:40,410 -What is it? -Fékir. 1357 01:10:40,620 --> 01:10:41,450 Fékir? Who is Fékir? 1358 01:10:41,660 --> 01:10:43,620 I would rather take my chances with Guatemala! 1359 01:10:43,790 --> 01:10:44,870 Take us away, guys! 1360 01:10:45,080 --> 01:10:48,330 -No, no, no! -Hi there, Sofiane! 1361 01:10:48,540 --> 01:10:50,290 -Told you I would get you. -Yes, yes you did. 1362 01:10:50,460 --> 01:10:51,380 Good evening, sir. 1363 01:10:51,830 --> 01:10:54,090 We are the team from air terminal 3. 1364 01:10:54,300 --> 01:10:56,630 -And we are here to replace... -Shut the fuck up. 1365 01:10:56,840 --> 01:10:58,300 -Yep, no problem. -Stealing from customs? 1366 01:10:58,510 --> 01:10:59,840 Now I got two reasons to break you. 1367 01:11:00,050 --> 01:11:01,510 No! We were just leaving, right Michel? 1368 01:11:01,720 --> 01:11:02,680 -You are not going anywhere. -Wait... 1369 01:11:02,850 --> 01:11:04,100 Not so cocky now, big man! 1370 01:11:04,310 --> 01:11:06,310 No, I'm not the big man. I'm just a pussy! 1371 01:11:06,470 --> 01:11:07,270 Look what you did to my face! 1372 01:11:07,480 --> 01:11:09,560 -No, it looks fine! -Oh, yeah? 1373 01:11:11,350 --> 01:11:13,860 Michel! Michel? 1374 01:11:14,070 --> 01:11:17,320 Sir! Wake up! Are you all right? 1375 01:11:17,530 --> 01:11:19,400 -Yeah, fine. -I'm sorry, I wasn't aiming for you. 1376 01:11:19,610 --> 01:11:20,320 You sure got me, though! 1377 01:11:20,530 --> 01:11:22,240 He told me about your daughter. I'm a dad too. 1378 01:11:22,450 --> 01:11:23,030 Sorry. 1379 01:11:23,240 --> 01:11:24,450 -I'm OK. -It was his fault! 1380 01:11:24,620 --> 01:11:25,330 What? No! 1381 01:11:25,540 --> 01:11:26,700 Yeah. And this ain't over! 1382 01:11:26,870 --> 01:11:28,040 -OK. -Got it? 1383 01:11:28,200 --> 01:11:29,330 Yep. Hey, look what I got. 1384 01:11:29,540 --> 01:11:30,210 -What? -See! 1385 01:11:30,750 --> 01:11:32,130 Your pussy journal! 1386 01:11:32,330 --> 01:11:33,880 You can tap all the ass at Roissy with that. 1387 01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:34,840 Around the world bang fest. 1388 01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:37,130 Well... we shall leave you to it. 1389 01:11:38,090 --> 01:11:38,970 Why? 1390 01:11:40,840 --> 01:11:43,340 We got to go now. 1391 01:11:44,350 --> 01:11:47,180 Oh come on, guys! The patrol is on its way. 1392 01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:48,930 I will have to pretend you attacked me. 1393 01:11:49,140 --> 01:11:51,060 -Really? Good luck, then. -OK. 1394 01:11:51,270 --> 01:11:53,190 -Thanks. -See you. 1395 01:12:19,210 --> 01:12:21,840 ACCESS FIRST CLASS 1396 01:12:42,860 --> 01:12:45,530 There she is! What the hell do I say to her, Michel? 1397 01:12:46,990 --> 01:12:48,120 Give me your ascot. 1398 01:12:48,580 --> 01:12:49,330 Here. 1399 01:12:51,160 --> 01:12:53,710 Look at me! Look at me! 1400 01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:57,500 What am I supposed to say? 1401 01:12:59,130 --> 01:13:00,550 Just say what is in your heart. 1402 01:13:01,090 --> 01:13:02,130 What do you mean? 1403 01:13:03,420 --> 01:13:05,010 It is another way of saying "figure it out." 1404 01:13:08,300 --> 01:13:09,010 OK. 1405 01:13:10,350 --> 01:13:11,600 Thanks for everything. 1406 01:13:12,480 --> 01:13:13,480 Thank you. 1407 01:13:14,890 --> 01:13:16,100 I am real glad I met you. 1408 01:13:16,270 --> 01:13:17,650 -You are a good kid. -Thanks. 1409 01:13:17,810 --> 01:13:18,980 Thank you. 1410 01:13:20,230 --> 01:13:21,780 You handsome devil. 1411 01:13:21,980 --> 01:13:23,190 Off you go. 1412 01:13:23,360 --> 01:13:25,860 Go on. Hey! The bear. 1413 01:13:26,070 --> 01:13:28,450 Oh shit, sorry! I'm all excited. 1414 01:13:28,620 --> 01:13:29,530 Go on! 1415 01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:32,160 Good luck! 1416 01:13:58,350 --> 01:13:59,060 Hi. 1417 01:14:02,980 --> 01:14:04,150 What are you doing here? 1418 01:14:08,530 --> 01:14:10,200 And what are you wearing? 1419 01:14:10,990 --> 01:14:13,370 It is a long story. But I know. 1420 01:14:14,120 --> 01:14:15,290 I know you are pregnant. 1421 01:14:17,830 --> 01:14:18,750 So? 1422 01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:22,130 So I screwed up, and I am a massive asshole. 1423 01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:25,050 Is that it? 1424 01:15:24,650 --> 01:15:26,730 Michel! Michel! 1425 01:15:26,900 --> 01:15:28,190 Wait, we are not done. 1426 01:15:28,650 --> 01:15:29,570 What about Léa? 1427 01:15:29,780 --> 01:15:32,110 She is taking a cab home. I'm meeting her after. 1428 01:15:32,280 --> 01:15:33,200 Oh good. 1429 01:15:34,240 --> 01:15:36,160 -Want a ride? It is free. -No, no need. 1430 01:15:36,370 --> 01:15:37,370 -Michel. -Honestly. 1431 01:15:37,580 --> 01:15:39,540 I want to meet your little girl. 1432 01:17:19,680 --> 01:17:22,640 FOR ISABELLE SADOYAN 1433 01:17:44,080 --> 01:17:45,960 Hey, there! 1434 01:17:46,170 --> 01:17:49,090 -Hello, little family! -Hi, Jeanne! 1435 01:17:50,040 --> 01:17:51,210 -Hi, sweetie. -How are you doing? 1436 01:17:51,420 --> 01:17:52,250 Good, you? 1437 01:17:52,460 --> 01:17:53,170 -Michel... -Hello, Sofiane. 1438 01:17:53,380 --> 01:17:54,760 How are the happy family? 1439 01:17:54,920 --> 01:17:55,840 Real good. 1440 01:17:56,050 --> 01:17:58,010 -We got you something. -Wow! 1441 01:17:58,180 --> 01:17:59,260 Good luck losing that one! 1442 01:17:59,430 --> 01:18:00,300 Thank you, Uncle Michel. 1443 01:18:00,510 --> 01:18:02,390 What a gorgeous baby. What is his name? 1444 01:18:02,560 --> 01:18:03,720 We named him Michel. 1445 01:18:03,930 --> 01:18:04,520 Really? 1446 01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:05,560 Nah! 1447 01:18:35,920 --> 01:18:37,550 -You are late. -Sorry. 1448 01:18:38,800 --> 01:18:40,550 Oh my god, there they are. 1449 01:18:42,970 --> 01:18:43,930 Where are the coffees? 1450 01:18:44,810 --> 01:18:46,020 I drank them. 1451 01:18:52,110 --> 01:18:53,940 Clearly, you have no idea what we are doing. 1452 01:18:54,900 --> 01:18:55,780 Why? 1453 01:18:57,700 --> 01:19:00,320 Wow. Just... Wow. 95959