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Roman emperors
were the real punks.
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Don't say "punk." It's cliché.
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Whatever. Let me tell you
about these dinner parties.
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Nero loved a good poisoning.
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- At a dinner party?
- He'd arrange one right at the table...
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I don't feel like
going on tonight.
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Too bad, 'cause that's what
makes the club feel like paying us.
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Ian: Titus, this was
all in the book.
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Titus would ply
his guests with wine,
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then bind their privates
with a chord.
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Hey! Did you get a new guitar?
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A '64 teardrop reissue.
Not a Mark on it.
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All right.
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Can I see it?
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Oh, it's nice.
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey, cut it out, man! Hey!
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You stupid son of a...
You're gonna pay!
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It's a hunk of wood, bro.
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It should look
like a hunk of wood.
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We're not the philharrnonic.
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See, look, man.
It's better already.
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Hey! It's 10:45.
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How about taking that onstage?
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Now I feel like going on.
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You're my child,
and so arethose quadruplets,
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and I'm not gonna
give any of you up.
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Man:
Don't you dare talk to meas a mother.
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Sign on the door
says "closed for private event."
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You're alone.
30
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How much more
private can you get?
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Will you pass me a tissue?
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Who are you keeping?
You owed me a decision 10 days ago.
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Total amnesia.
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You're my whole life, you.
35
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And luisa Maria can't decide
if she's gonna keep the quadruplets.
36
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Man: Then how can you...
37
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She keeps them.
I read it online.
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You happy now?
I ruined it for you.
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- I want two names by Friday.
- Fine.
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I'll arrange for a patient
with a mysterious illness
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to come in on Thursday.
42
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Yes. You need more tests.
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It's only been two months.
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Who knows how they'll react
to freak weather patterns?
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They all did fine
in the wind tunnel.
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Two names by Friday or the pay overruns
come out of your salary.
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I can hurt you. I know that now.
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And I move
your parking space to the e lot.
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Man: Don't ever leave me, mom!
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Hey.
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Who's the sickest patient
you got?
52
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I've got a guy who'll be dead
in the next 10 minutes.
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0h. You mean someone who might actually
survive a diagnosis.
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There's nothing here.
55
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Just the usual cracked heads,
gunshots, false alarms.
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Who would you pick to fill your
narrow little flats?
57
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So, you can fire them
off my recommendation?
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Nice try.
59
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Hey, who do I have to grope to get
some turndown service in here?
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Jimmy quidd.
He's a punk rock singer.
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Punk rock star to you.
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Repeated trauma,
self-cutting, fever,
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arthralgia, hyper-inflated chest,
fatigue, anemia,
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blood in the stool and urine.
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I've died and gone
to diagnostic heaven.
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His blood results show booze, cocaine,
amphetamines, opiates.
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The only mystery here
is how he made it to be 38.
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I'm 28.
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And he lies.
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And he's a pain in the ass.
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- Hey, come on.
- No.
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Wrap him up.
I'll take him to go.
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Dizzying array of symptoms,
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any of which could be caused by drugs,
trauma, being a loser.
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The guy's a walking pharmacy,
could be anything.
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0h, forgot to mention.
Final case.
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Get it right, you're hired.
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Runner-up will be decided strictly
on some definition of merit.
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- Endocarditis.
- Hemorrhagic lesions
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on the lungs and gut.
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Bronchiolitis obliterans,
he smoked his aiwvays into oblivion.
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- Endocarditis.
- I already said that.
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I heard of it
before you mentioned it.
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Speed counts.
Find something else.
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Could be bacterial meningitis.
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- You already picked.
- I'll take meningitis.
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Too late. Go run your tests.
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No. He's sick
'cause he's a drug addict.
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No. He has every symptom
you'd expect from a drug addict.
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So, you think
it's all too perfect?
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Some other disease
is trying to throw us off its trail?
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If he had four out
of 20 possible symptoms,
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he'd be
a garden-variety druggie.
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Twenty out of 20,
there's an underlying disease.
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Run your tests.
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Foreman: No!
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He's weak, in withdrawal,
just spewed blood.
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They're gonna rip off
a piece of his lung,
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ram instruments down his throat,
100
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and roto-rooter his intestines.
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It'd be nice
if we didn't kill him
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trying to figure out
what's killing him.
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One diagnosis,
one test at a time.
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02 sats are low,
hyper-inflated chest.
105
00:06:05,658 --> 00:06:06,742
I need a bronchoscopy to...
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00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:08,827
- You just lost two points.
- What for?
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For thinking
it makes a difference who goes first.
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- Only one person can be right.
- What points?
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Can't have an objective system
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of measurement without numbers.
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You lose three
for not knowing that.
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From now on, only the person
holding this can treat or run tests.
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Wanted to give you the serpent staff
with the poison axe-head,
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but I left it in my car.
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Don't need you.
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It's one thing to hire based on a game.
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Don't need your lecture.
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It's insane to treat
based on a game.
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You're not taking the long view.
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The one where
we stuff another patient in a body bag?
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No, if we're wrong,
that'll come pretty fast.
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The long view is the one where
we pick the best team,
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that way we can use all the bags
we save for grocery shopping.
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You're not buying
that argument, are you?
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In which case,
I'm back to my original position.
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Don't need you.
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What do you think of Amber?
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I screwed up a diagnosis.
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You don't seem that upset by it.
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I diagnosed a guy with adenocarcinoma
three months ago.
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Told him he had six months.
132
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So, now you gotta tell him that he's way
behind on his Christmas shopping?
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He didn't get worse.
I rechecked everything.
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Biopsy was a false positive.
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Harmless lesions
caused by talc inhalation.
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Medical clemency.
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Interesting.
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Why would you use that word?
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Because I'm interested.
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When I'm interested,
I describe the things
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that make me interested
as interesting.
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Most people would say
good, possibly great.
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Why aren't you
able to just enjoy...
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Why aren't other people
able to just be interested?
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- Is he in there?
- Yeah.
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Why'd you go right
for the drug theories?
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If he had a history
of shoving cancer into his veins,
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I'd have guessed cancer.
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Okay. You're an idiot.
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Either that or you've decided
you can trust a smoking addict
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alone in a bathroom
with an oxygen tank.
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Igotyour new test results back.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Who's your colleague?
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Dr. House.
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Yes, Dr. Wilson.
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I really don't need the consult.
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I know the prognosis.
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Apparently not.
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Mr. McKenna,
I can't believe I'm able to say this,
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but you're cancer-free.
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The biopsy looked
like adenocarcinoma, but it wasn't.
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Harmless lesions
on your lungs. You're fine.
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I don't get it.
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- Cool.
- No, it's...
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I know this must
come as a shock,
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but I've
double-checked the labs.
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I just accepted
an offer on my house.
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I've had three goodbye parties.
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I'm buying
plane tickets to venice.
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You can still use those
if you're alive.
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I have to pay a $6,000 broker commission
on a house I'm not selling.
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Money I don't have.
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Thank you for letting me know.
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I would have thought the living
would mean more than the expenses.
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It's not about the money.
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I have 17 points?
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I started you all out on 100.
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Then you blew up
part of the building.
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Where's foreman?
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He got paged.
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- By who? Is it about our...
- Me.
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I needed him right away,
somewhere else.
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We're hiding from foreman?
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Foreman accused me
of playing games with patient care.
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Who gets the eyeball next?
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I haven't run my test yet.
It still might be a lung issue.
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You can't run your test. The patient
had massive smoke inhalation.
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Do a bronchoscopy,
it'll set off a iaryngospasm.
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I'll do
an open-lung biopsy instead.
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You want an invasive surgery
because you screwed up?
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The patient snuck a cigarette.
193
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The patient is an addict.
It's not his fault he's jonesing
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for whatever
he can get his hands on.
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Not his fault he's jonesing?
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In what universe does
that make any sense?
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Get him on a nicotine patch.
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That'll keep up
with his joneses.
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Do your biopsy.
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How's the new us's
final case going?
201
00:11:08,210 --> 00:11:12,005
It's a moving target. House keeps moving
it, so I can't find it.
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00:11:12,756 --> 00:11:17,427
So, you decided to focus on solving
the problem in Darfur?
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Taub is in there
prepping the patient for a biopsy.
204
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Stay close to Taub,
I stay close to house.
205
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And stay close to the game.
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I'm trying to stop the game.
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That's your role in the game.
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Did you wander
over here to annoy me?
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You're not wearing a lab coat.
210
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House doesn't wear one, does he?
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Damn!
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Now when I walk away,
it's gonna look like
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I have a reason other
than just annoyance.
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He won't let us
finish prepping him for the biopsy.
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Try the other arm.
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The problem's not the arm,
it's the entire patient.
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He let you check his chest.
218
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:09,021
He let you do anything
except check that arm.
219
00:12:10,272 --> 00:12:13,025
He wallpapered himself
with nicotine patches.
220
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Real rebellion has a point,
221
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it's not just
juvenile and purposeless.
222
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Maybe purposelessness
is my purpose.
223
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Mission accomplished.
224
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Amber, it's not the patches.
225
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He's got blood clots
moving through his body.
226
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Means I was wrong.
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Oh!
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If the clot reaches his lungs
or his heart, it'll kill him.
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It's true!
230
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We all know it's true.
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You just wasted our time.
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And what you're doing?
233
00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:55,651
I'm not competing.
234
00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:57,903
- Where's Taub?
- Foreman was following him.
235
00:12:58,028 --> 00:12:59,112
So, you paged Taub.
236
00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:01,239
Didn't see that
I had much choice.
237
00:13:01,365 --> 00:13:04,076
He has schistocytes
on his blood smear
238
00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:06,036
which means dic's
causing the clotting.
239
00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:07,287
What's causing the dic?
240
00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:09,289
- Drug impurities.
- You lost your round.
241
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,434
New symptom, new round.
This has to be drug related.
242
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,811
This is how doctors kill patients,
by seeing the stereotypes...
243
00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:16,088
Drug addicts use drugs
is a stereotype?
244
00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:18,090
Drugs are bad is a stereotype?
245
00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:20,133
- Losers lose is...
- Malaria.
246
00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:21,677
He hasn't left
the country in years.
247
00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:23,362
Thirteen: Malaria's
relapsing-recurring.
248
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,323
For all we know,
he could have been sick for years.
249
00:13:25,347 --> 00:13:28,642
It explains not just the dic and
the bleeding, but the tiredness, fever,
250
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,185
everything
we attributed to drugs.
251
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,562
Oh, yeah. It's much more likely
that this ass punk rocker
252
00:13:32,688 --> 00:13:35,732
was exposed to
malaria than drugs?
253
00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:38,252
If you were always right,
then you wouldn't have just been wrong.
254
00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:40,445
Or let the patient
mainline nicotine.
255
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,322
Or ravaged my anatomical model,
256
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:44,866
which grandma house bought me
when I aced my mcats.
257
00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:47,577
A pharmaceutical rep
left that here on Tuesday.
258
00:13:47,703 --> 00:13:49,079
Grandma does
some part-time work.
259
00:13:49,204 --> 00:13:51,289
The rep was a 30-something babe.
260
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:53,333
Thank you. I got her hips.
261
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:55,002
Carry it with pride.
262
00:13:55,127 --> 00:13:58,714
Manipulative bitch,
you're wanted in the loser's circle.
263
00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:06,304
Why do you hate drug addicts?
264
00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:08,223
Your situation is different.
265
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,475
You're taking
a necessary prescription...
266
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:13,603
I know. I'm fabulous.
And I'm not the patient.
267
00:14:13,729 --> 00:14:15,540
I'm not allowed to have
a problem with junkies?
268
00:14:15,564 --> 00:14:18,233
You're allowed.
There's gotta be a reason.
269
00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:22,237
He's the patient. You don't know him.
Why do you hate him?
270
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,655
He's throwing his life away.
271
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:26,158
'Cause he's
setting his own terms,
272
00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:29,119
not living in fear
of every pop quiz?
273
00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:31,538
I thought we were
talking about him.
274
00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:35,083
We were never talking about him.
275
00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:38,628
Why are you afraid to lose?
276
00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:42,257
Are you gonna fire me
because I like to win?
277
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:44,509
Just wanna know the reason.
278
00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:51,391
I watched this football game once,
and I noticed something odd.
279
00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:54,144
The winning team
was the happy one.
280
00:14:55,479 --> 00:14:57,064
I did the math.
281
00:14:57,314 --> 00:14:58,857
Our patient's happy.
282
00:14:58,982 --> 00:14:59,982
He's an idiot.
283
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:01,818
He's a happy idiot.
284
00:15:02,486 --> 00:15:04,863
That screws with your worldview.
285
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:09,910
There's something freeing
about being a loser, isn't there?
286
00:15:10,035 --> 00:15:10,869
Why are you afraid to...
287
00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:14,623
Mommy didn't love me enough.
Daddy expected too much from me.
288
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:17,334
Something.
289
00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:23,381
Let's assume that's true. I get how
that can make me a screwed up person.
290
00:15:23,507 --> 00:15:27,469
But how is my willingness
to do anything to get the right answer
291
00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,262
bad for my patients?
292
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:37,062
Or put in terms you can understand,
how is it bad for you?
293
00:15:45,195 --> 00:15:46,506
Thirteen: I didn't ask you
to pick up the meds.
294
00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:47,715
I'm trying to be
a good colleague.
295
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:49,032
You're trying
to boost your score
296
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:50,397
by prescribing drugs for house.
297
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,844
Why else
would you have a second bag?
298
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,203
Didn't say good
colleague to you.
299
00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:54,597
You realize
we still have a patient.
300
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:55,831
Don't care about the patient.
301
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:57,934
You care about this job more
than you care about his life?
302
00:15:57,958 --> 00:15:59,811
I care about my wallpaper more
than I care about his life.
303
00:15:59,835 --> 00:16:01,075
Okay. You're jerking me around.
304
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:02,605
There's no reason
to be a doctor if you don't care.
305
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,548
I care about life.
I just don't care about his.
306
00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:07,008
He doesn't care, why should I?
My time is better spent...
307
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:09,052
Kissing up to your boss?
308
00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:12,222
Average doctor cuts off a patient
18 seconds into a history,
309
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:14,349
because that's all
the time he's got.
310
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,953
Meanwhile, six of us are administering
to a guy with a death wish.
311
00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:18,145
So, why do you want the job?
312
00:16:18,270 --> 00:16:21,439
Not because I'm maximizing
my service to mankind.
313
00:16:22,023 --> 00:16:23,108
Good for you.
314
00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:29,906
Where is he?
315
00:16:31,116 --> 00:16:32,218
We're gonna spend the next hour
316
00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:35,328
looking for a guy
who doesn't wanna be found.
317
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:45,255
Jimmy quidd's
greatest stiff. 1989.
318
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:48,258
A profit-seeking
entity released this?
319
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,343
He put it out himself.
320
00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:52,220
He wanted people to
listen, but apparently
321
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:55,056
didn't want people
to enjoy listening.
322
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:56,909
- Now, why would someone...
- Truly a mystery.
323
00:16:56,933 --> 00:17:00,187
Why would anyone do something
just to aggravate people?
324
00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:07,194
Why would you have
a blank liability release form
325
00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:10,197
plus your checkbook
on top of your desk?
326
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:13,867
Probably because
they were in the second drawer,
327
00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:15,619
in a Manila envelope,
under a book,
328
00:17:15,744 --> 00:17:17,412
and you put them
on top of my desk.
329
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,331
You usually keep
your checkbook at home.
330
00:17:19,456 --> 00:17:22,709
It's your go-to excuse
for why you can't lend me money.
331
00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:27,005
You're gonna pay
the guy the six grand, aren't you?
332
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:30,550
There are other people
I write checks to. I do have cable.
333
00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:33,386
There's no negligence
without injury.
334
00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:35,555
I handed the guy
a death sentence.
335
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,400
He's not distressed
with the death sentence.
336
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,351
He's distressed
with the life sentence.
337
00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:41,603
I gave him
three months of misery.
338
00:17:41,937 --> 00:17:44,606
You gave him three months
of being someone special.
339
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:47,234
You're paying the guy
because he used to be boring,
340
00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:49,152
and without you,
he's gonna be boring again.
341
00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:54,741
Results of
the malaria tests already?
342
00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:56,159
Well, no.
343
00:17:56,284 --> 00:18:00,538
But we were wondering if you'd sent
the patient for any additional tests?
344
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:06,836
You lost the patient.
345
00:18:08,672 --> 00:18:12,884
Taub, you check lost and found.
Thirteen, come with me.
346
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,639
Why do you love drug addicts?
347
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:20,809
I won't pigeonhole the patient,
so that means I'm...
348
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:23,603
Perfectly capable
of drawing my own conclusions.
349
00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:25,288
Are you capable of
answering a question?
350
00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:27,077
I think there's more
to him than the drugs.
351
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:28,191
Admirable, why?
352
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,002
I need a reason
for doing something admirable?
353
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,111
There's always a reason.
354
00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:32,880
He's a patient.
You don't know him. Why do you like him?
355
00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:35,282
Alcoholic parent? Druggie youth?
356
00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:37,370
There's no such thing
as a Saint without a past.
357
00:18:37,492 --> 00:18:38,368
Or a sinner without a future.
358
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:41,663
What makes you so sure that drugs
are a mask for something else?
359
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,499
Drugs are always
a mask for something else.
360
00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:50,046
That's the dumbest thing
I've heard in my life.
361
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:03,059
You really want this job?
362
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,353
Why, you think
you can talk me into leaving?
363
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,622
You're a person
who likes her privacy,
364
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,486
working for a man
who needs to know everything.
365
00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:10,483
You're a person
who cares about her patients,
366
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:13,403
working for a man
who cares about games.
367
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,405
I hear him.
368
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:22,245
Neither sleet, nor mail,
nor dread of night.
369
00:19:23,204 --> 00:19:24,622
Hold on.
370
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,334
Malaria's not contagious.
371
00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:29,919
Children, I bid you good night.
372
00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:40,555
Which one of you guys
sapped my powers?
373
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:45,393
Was it you?
Did you take my powers?
374
00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:48,146
Or maybe it was you.
375
00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:51,232
Well, no matter. See, I'm feeling
stronger already.
376
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:59,199
It's okay. It's okay. He's okay.
377
00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:00,950
Respiration's good.
Pulse is solid.
378
00:20:01,159 --> 00:20:03,203
We need a lot of nurses in here!
379
00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:24,057
Dr. Cuddy, the face
that launched a thousand long faces.
380
00:20:24,516 --> 00:20:26,684
Get control of your patient.
381
00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:28,812
Strap him to the bed
if you have to.
382
00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:30,480
I wanna keep all four.
383
00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:32,065
You can have two.
384
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:34,234
You don't get
negotiation, do you?
385
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:38,029
I say four, you say three.
We finally settle on three-and-a-half,
386
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,891
which would be
good news for Taub.
387
00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:42,283
You don't want four.
You don't want three.
388
00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:46,162
But if I say three,
you get to keep playing your game.
389
00:20:47,122 --> 00:20:48,957
Who would you pick?
390
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:50,750
Are you asking my opinion?
391
00:20:51,209 --> 00:20:54,295
If you have any absolute truths,
that would be even better.
392
00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:56,214
You never want my advice.
393
00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:59,551
You spend your life
trying to avoid my advice.
394
00:20:59,676 --> 00:21:01,553
You're a bureaucratic nightmare,
395
00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:02,971
you're a chronic
pain in the ass,
396
00:21:03,138 --> 00:21:05,140
and you're
a second-rate doctor at best.
397
00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:07,016
Am I blushing?
398
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:10,437
But you do know this stuff.
399
00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:17,735
Can we get this over with?
400
00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:20,363
Taub and kutner.
401
00:21:21,197 --> 00:21:24,576
Taub will stand up to you. You won't
like him, but you'll respect him.
402
00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:28,079
Kutner shares
your philosophy of medicine.
403
00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:30,141
God knows I don't
need two of you,
404
00:21:30,165 --> 00:21:32,750
but he will actually help you.
405
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:36,171
It's not malaria,
the blood work is negative.
406
00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:38,649
But we did find the reason for the dic.
Bad blood fragments.
407
00:21:38,673 --> 00:21:40,433
So if we can figure
out how they got there...
408
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:46,848
Kutner:
Blood exposure during sex?
409
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,576
Thirteen: Haemolysis
from the malaria meds?
410
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,394
Stop guessing,
you'll spoil the surprise.
411
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:53,038
If you're looking
to get information out of the guy,
412
00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:55,648
he's not exactly
the bare-your-soul type.
413
00:21:57,692 --> 00:22:01,905
Hey, I was wondering if you guys know
the girl from ipanema?
414
00:22:02,697 --> 00:22:05,783
- What are you doing?
- Nothing. What are you doing?
415
00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:12,207
That's mine, man.
416
00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:14,751
You're gonna be
denying that in a second.
417
00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:22,425
Next time make sure you bring enough
for the whole class.
418
00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:24,886
He's been sharing
needles with this guy.
419
00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:27,323
Means he injected this guy's blood,
his own blood attacked it,
420
00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:29,974
chewed it up,
those were the fragments we found.
421
00:22:30,099 --> 00:22:31,100
So, dic was nothing?
422
00:22:31,226 --> 00:22:32,477
We're back to bloody vomit,
423
00:22:32,602 --> 00:22:36,272
and his two dozen other drug
or non-drug symptoms.
424
00:22:38,650 --> 00:22:39,943
Re-check everything.
425
00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:42,946
Throw these guys out
and strap the patient down.
426
00:22:43,071 --> 00:22:44,113
House!
427
00:22:48,993 --> 00:22:51,079
Kutner: Respiratory failure.
428
00:22:52,038 --> 00:22:54,082
Good news for you, thirteen.
429
00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:58,002
'Cause that is
definitely not drugs.
430
00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:03,967
House: The blood clots
were drug related.
431
00:23:04,092 --> 00:23:08,054
Coughing up blood and the respiratory
arrests are still on the table.
432
00:23:08,179 --> 00:23:09,179
Inhalants?
433
00:23:09,264 --> 00:23:11,140
If I wanted or needed
your drug diagnosis,
434
00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:12,850
I would have told
foreman where we are.
435
00:23:12,976 --> 00:23:14,769
He knows where we are.
436
00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:18,606
'Cause he followed you!
437
00:23:18,815 --> 00:23:20,400
- I followed Taub.
- I followed her.
438
00:23:20,525 --> 00:23:22,836
He had a bleeding problem.
That could cause respiratory arrest.
439
00:23:22,860 --> 00:23:25,738
Again, if I wanted to forgive
his drano drinking ways,
440
00:23:26,281 --> 00:23:27,782
I wouldn't ignore
what you just said.
441
00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:28,741
Taub: Could be an infection.
442
00:23:28,866 --> 00:23:31,869
- No, lumbar puncture's clear.
- What lumbar puncture?
443
00:23:31,995 --> 00:23:33,371
You didn't authorize that test.
444
00:23:33,496 --> 00:23:35,540
True, and yet here
I am with the results.
445
00:23:35,665 --> 00:23:37,425
Thirteen thought it was
bacterial meningitis.
446
00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:39,043
And I had the eyeball.
447
00:23:39,168 --> 00:23:40,378
It was a harmless test.
448
00:23:40,503 --> 00:23:42,648
Patient's welfare still counts
for something, doesn't it?
449
00:23:42,672 --> 00:23:43,840
Yep. Minus 50.
450
00:23:43,965 --> 00:23:47,176
Kutner: Chronic pulmonary embolisms
would explain the breathing problem
451
00:23:47,302 --> 00:23:49,846
and the blood
coming from his lungs.
452
00:23:52,849 --> 00:23:54,868
- I'll run an ultrasound...
- You're not running any tests.
453
00:23:54,892 --> 00:23:57,020
He knows it's not pes,
the guy's d-dimer's normal.
454
00:23:57,228 --> 00:23:58,062
That doesn't always rule out...
455
00:23:58,187 --> 00:24:00,356
You go in to run one test,
run eight more like she did,
456
00:24:00,481 --> 00:24:04,068
find out which one's right,
then comes back with a brilliant guess.
457
00:24:04,277 --> 00:24:05,820
- Is this true?
- No.
458
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:09,157
That's too bad, 'cause that would have
earned you 40 points for cleverness.
459
00:24:09,282 --> 00:24:11,576
Points go to Amber.
Foreman, you run the test.
460
00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:14,454
Sure, anything I can do
to help your game.
461
00:24:17,498 --> 00:24:19,658
- He's not gonna run the tests.
- No. I don't think so.
462
00:24:24,047 --> 00:24:26,049
So, what's wrong with me?
463
00:24:26,674 --> 00:24:28,926
You mean, besides your music?
464
00:24:29,552 --> 00:24:31,846
Oh, sure. Just because I don't play
your kind of music,
465
00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:33,598
it's not music, right?
466
00:24:33,723 --> 00:24:36,517
Yeah, I resent you
'cause you're not Perry como.
467
00:24:38,853 --> 00:24:43,483
Look I don't play
for an audience, okay?
468
00:24:43,900 --> 00:24:46,778
Well, then, that stage
you stand on is an odd choice.
469
00:24:46,903 --> 00:24:49,572
I just... I do it for me, okay?
I don't do it for you.
470
00:24:50,114 --> 00:24:51,658
There are three choices
in this life.
471
00:24:51,783 --> 00:24:53,743
Be good, get good or give up.
472
00:24:53,868 --> 00:24:56,704
You've gone for column d. Why?
473
00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:03,711
Simple answer is if you don't try,
you can't fail.
474
00:25:07,048 --> 00:25:09,217
Are you really that simple?
475
00:25:09,592 --> 00:25:13,721
Look, yeah, some people,
they like my music.
476
00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:15,640
Most people can't stand it.
477
00:25:18,309 --> 00:25:20,603
But they just sort of
just shrug and ignore me.
478
00:25:20,728 --> 00:25:24,691
But a few, they feel
like they have to tell me
479
00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:30,363
what I'm screwing up,
you know, what I'm wasting.
480
00:25:33,616 --> 00:25:35,201
Why do they care?
481
00:25:37,787 --> 00:25:41,082
You have some peculiar masses
near your heart.
482
00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:42,542
Peculiar, how?
483
00:25:42,667 --> 00:25:45,628
Well, unlike your music, they elicit
some emotional response.
484
00:25:48,631 --> 00:25:49,882
That's odd.
485
00:25:51,092 --> 00:25:52,510
You care
if I appreciate your music,
486
00:25:52,635 --> 00:25:55,096
but you don't care
if you live or die.
487
00:25:57,682 --> 00:26:00,101
Maybe the answer is that simple.
488
00:26:02,228 --> 00:26:05,982
I can't apologize
enough, to you, to your family.
489
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:10,987
There may not be any technical
liability here but...
490
00:26:15,199 --> 00:26:16,951
You're ripping it up
because you think
491
00:26:17,076 --> 00:26:19,746
it would be wrong
to take money from me?
492
00:26:20,538 --> 00:26:24,041
I think it would be wrong
to take so little money from you.
493
00:26:24,959 --> 00:26:26,502
You're out $6,000...
494
00:26:26,627 --> 00:26:28,004
You ruined my life.
495
00:26:28,129 --> 00:26:29,881
I ruined three months.
496
00:26:30,006 --> 00:26:34,010
For the first time in my life,
I was living in the present,
497
00:26:34,135 --> 00:26:35,255
'cause that's all there was.
498
00:26:36,763 --> 00:26:41,726
You're suing me, not for the wrong
diagnosis, but for the right one?
499
00:26:44,312 --> 00:26:46,731
Have you spoken to a lawyer?
500
00:26:46,856 --> 00:26:49,942
You gave me happiness,
501
00:26:52,236 --> 00:26:54,238
and then you took it away.
502
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:01,537
Definitely no emboli.
503
00:27:01,662 --> 00:27:02,662
It's pretty fuzzy.
504
00:27:02,705 --> 00:27:05,249
Hey, for point and shoot,
I thought I did okay.
505
00:27:05,374 --> 00:27:06,685
Taub: It's fuzzy
'cause he was still shaking,
506
00:27:06,709 --> 00:27:09,253
'cause he was coming down
from the heroin.
507
00:27:09,378 --> 00:27:10,421
Where is everybody else?
508
00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:12,423
Clinic's been quarantined.
509
00:27:12,548 --> 00:27:15,051
Patient came in with
avian flu-like symptoms,
510
00:27:15,176 --> 00:27:17,261
and 50 extra dollars
in spending money.
511
00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:19,055
Can you do this echo again?
512
00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:21,974
Okay, minus five
for ingratitude.
513
00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:23,476
No "thank you, Dr. House."
514
00:27:23,601 --> 00:27:25,102
No "here's a bottle of codeine
515
00:27:25,228 --> 00:27:26,747
"for your troubles,
Dr. House." Oh, no.
516
00:27:26,771 --> 00:27:28,314
I was asking
if you could do it again
517
00:27:28,439 --> 00:27:30,817
after giving him
a sedative to keep him still.
518
00:27:30,942 --> 00:27:33,361
I could. We'd definitely
get the answer,
519
00:27:33,486 --> 00:27:35,714
but since the opiates would decrease
his respiratory drive,
520
00:27:35,738 --> 00:27:37,824
and he already
can barely breathe,
521
00:27:37,949 --> 00:27:40,117
minus 10 for asking me
to kill the patient.
522
00:27:40,243 --> 00:27:42,453
Taub: What if it's
a congenital defect,
523
00:27:42,578 --> 00:27:44,455
an anomalous
vessel on his heart?
524
00:27:44,580 --> 00:27:46,833
You know that the heart
does the blood stuff, right?
525
00:27:46,958 --> 00:27:48,668
And the lungs do the breathing?
526
00:27:48,793 --> 00:27:51,546
If the vessel wrapped
around his trachea.
527
00:27:56,467 --> 00:27:57,507
What do you want me to do?
528
00:27:58,761 --> 00:28:01,722
So you can get a clear picture
of that vessel.
529
00:28:02,265 --> 00:28:04,976
What? Wait, what? What? Why?
530
00:28:05,852 --> 00:28:08,479
You said the picture sucked
because the patient was shaking.
531
00:28:08,604 --> 00:28:09,689
Mra will be worse.
532
00:28:09,814 --> 00:28:11,732
We have to get a picture.
533
00:28:14,443 --> 00:28:16,363
You were doing better
before you had a good idea.
534
00:28:16,487 --> 00:28:19,323
How can we see it
if we don't take a picture?
535
00:28:20,783 --> 00:28:22,618
You can see me, right?
536
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:26,038
We wanna look at his heart
with our eyes.
537
00:28:27,039 --> 00:28:30,293
So, I kill the patient
on my operating table,
538
00:28:30,418 --> 00:28:32,086
you get to keep
testing your team,
539
00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:34,380
and I take the heat from cuddy.
540
00:28:34,505 --> 00:28:36,345
If it goes that way, yeah,
that'd be excellent.
541
00:28:36,382 --> 00:28:38,193
Taub: His respiratory status
is through the floor.
542
00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:40,386
If there's a vessel
and we don't remove it fast,
543
00:28:40,511 --> 00:28:42,722
best case,
he's on a ventilator for life.
544
00:28:42,847 --> 00:28:44,849
Granted, it'll be a short one.
545
00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:47,643
Who do you think I should hire?
546
00:28:48,185 --> 00:28:50,771
You want me to tell you
in front of him?
547
00:28:50,897 --> 00:28:53,691
Well, it'd be rude
to ask him to leave now.
548
00:28:54,108 --> 00:28:57,445
If you don't do the surgery,
the patient will die.
549
00:28:57,778 --> 00:28:59,322
You'll have had
nothing to do with it,
550
00:28:59,447 --> 00:29:01,508
and everyone will know
that you had nothing to do with it.
551
00:29:01,532 --> 00:29:03,242
And everyone will know
that it's because
552
00:29:03,367 --> 00:29:05,202
you were pissed off
at house for firing you.
553
00:29:05,328 --> 00:29:06,996
You know that's not
why I'm saying no.
554
00:29:07,121 --> 00:29:09,957
Yeah, but that's how
it's gonna play out.
555
00:29:10,791 --> 00:29:13,544
Keep him and Amber.
You'll get stuff done.
556
00:29:14,921 --> 00:29:16,964
Prep him for surgery.
557
00:29:20,801 --> 00:29:22,929
Chase: This isn't
an anomalous vessel.
558
00:29:23,596 --> 00:29:26,140
Look at these lymph nodes.
Way too big.
559
00:29:26,599 --> 00:29:28,893
They're the masses you saw.
560
00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:30,770
70 over 40. He's crashing.
561
00:29:30,895 --> 00:29:32,063
Two units of prbcs.
562
00:29:32,188 --> 00:29:34,732
Starting dopamine.
We're losing him!
563
00:29:35,566 --> 00:29:37,652
So, how's your game going?
564
00:29:38,778 --> 00:29:40,905
It's not whether
you win or lose.
565
00:29:46,202 --> 00:29:49,413
Respiratory failure
and large lymph nodes.
566
00:29:50,289 --> 00:29:52,792
Whatever this is, he's not gonna be
breathing much longer.
567
00:29:52,917 --> 00:29:54,603
Does foreman being here
means the game's over?
568
00:29:54,627 --> 00:29:56,545
It means the patient's life
is almost over.
569
00:29:56,671 --> 00:29:58,881
You can call it what you want.
570
00:30:01,092 --> 00:30:03,219
We're done, people. Come on!
571
00:30:03,594 --> 00:30:05,888
I need ideas. I don't care
who they come from.
572
00:30:06,013 --> 00:30:07,533
Of course you do.
This is still a game.
573
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:10,619
You're still gonna reward whoever gets
the right idea, punish whoever's wrong.
574
00:30:10,643 --> 00:30:13,312
Hire who you want.
Get this over with.
575
00:30:17,358 --> 00:30:18,985
Thirteen, kutner.
576
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,280
I'm sorry. Go home.
577
00:30:25,741 --> 00:30:27,868
- Why?
- It doesn't matter.
578
00:30:27,994 --> 00:30:28,828
He just told me that I gotta...
579
00:30:28,953 --> 00:30:30,246
Lungs are stiff, could be ards.
580
00:30:30,579 --> 00:30:31,747
You fluid overloaded him.
581
00:30:32,248 --> 00:30:34,083
Anyone's lungs would leak
after that surgery.
582
00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:35,751
- Goodbye.
- Anaphylactic shock.
583
00:30:35,876 --> 00:30:37,003
No sign of bronchospasm.
584
00:30:37,128 --> 00:30:38,230
What if the lymph nodes
are caused by
585
00:30:38,254 --> 00:30:39,880
chronic stimulation
of his immune system?
586
00:30:40,006 --> 00:30:41,149
Impurities in his drugs
could've...
587
00:30:41,173 --> 00:30:42,818
Street drugs are laced
with all kinds of things.
588
00:30:42,842 --> 00:30:45,261
An immune overreaction
would explain everything.
589
00:30:45,386 --> 00:30:47,054
Drug diagnosis.
590
00:30:47,346 --> 00:30:49,390
That's what you're going with?
591
00:30:56,439 --> 00:30:59,525
That firing thing,
it was all a dream.
592
00:31:01,569 --> 00:31:03,612
Go find where he gets his drugs
and what's in them.
593
00:31:03,738 --> 00:31:07,116
And put him on dimercaprol
for heavy metal poisoning.
594
00:31:11,704 --> 00:31:13,289
Competition works.
595
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:23,090
Amber: So, you're not
gonna tell me who sells you drugs?
596
00:31:25,885 --> 00:31:27,428
What does it matter?
597
00:31:27,553 --> 00:31:29,513
You're dying. Does that matter?
598
00:31:31,265 --> 00:31:32,725
Not really.
599
00:31:37,772 --> 00:31:39,398
I'm not an adult.
600
00:31:42,068 --> 00:31:43,778
Never wanted to be.
601
00:31:46,447 --> 00:31:48,157
So, if the choice
602
00:31:49,658 --> 00:31:52,328
is running out
the clock with a Walker,
603
00:31:54,288 --> 00:31:55,956
and a bedpan...
604
00:32:04,090 --> 00:32:06,175
You don't regret anything?
605
00:32:07,510 --> 00:32:09,512
Well, there was a lot of drugs,
606
00:32:12,431 --> 00:32:15,601
a lot of drinking,
a lot of fights.
607
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,362
I regret everything else.
608
00:32:31,033 --> 00:32:33,536
You hate me, don't you?
609
00:32:36,372 --> 00:32:37,540
Yeah.
610
00:32:39,959 --> 00:32:41,335
I don't care.
611
00:32:46,715 --> 00:32:48,384
What's it like?
612
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:54,890
It means you have no regrets.
613
00:33:12,741 --> 00:33:15,119
Kind of
sticks in your head, doesn't it?
614
00:33:15,244 --> 00:33:16,871
This guy's amazing.
615
00:33:17,413 --> 00:33:19,415
There's not one redeeming note.
616
00:33:19,540 --> 00:33:21,542
What sort of a lawyer
tells his client
617
00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:23,919
he's got a case because
he's going to live?
618
00:33:24,170 --> 00:33:26,213
I've heard that not all lawyers
619
00:33:26,338 --> 00:33:28,257
are as ethical as
the ones we see on TV.
620
00:33:28,424 --> 00:33:30,384
I don't think this guy
even has a law degree.
621
00:33:30,509 --> 00:33:32,219
Well, the guys on TV
don't, either.
622
00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:34,680
I think he has a medical degree.
623
00:33:46,483 --> 00:33:49,111
It directly affects
my bottom line.
624
00:33:49,236 --> 00:33:50,297
If you have less
money to lend...
625
00:33:50,321 --> 00:33:52,656
I'm trying to take
responsibility.
626
00:33:52,865 --> 00:33:55,051
And I'm trying to teach you
that everyone is out for theirs.
627
00:33:55,075 --> 00:33:56,452
You might as well keep yours.
628
00:33:56,577 --> 00:33:58,204
And lend it to you?
629
00:33:58,412 --> 00:34:00,706
You have to control everything.
630
00:34:00,831 --> 00:34:03,391
How come you're going around asking
everyone who you should fire?
631
00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:05,419
I'm asking for input!
632
00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:07,344
I thought you would have
admired the humility.
633
00:34:07,630 --> 00:34:09,673
You like games because
you can control them.
634
00:34:09,882 --> 00:34:11,109
God, I'm gonna put
the record back on.
635
00:34:11,133 --> 00:34:13,886
You like what's interesting,
never mind if it's real or good.
636
00:34:14,011 --> 00:34:16,180
You wanna know
why you offered that guy six grand?
637
00:34:16,305 --> 00:34:18,465
Life just happens,
and that scares the hell out of you.
638
00:34:18,557 --> 00:34:20,226
You think you can cure pain.
639
00:34:20,351 --> 00:34:21,511
You think you can avoid pain.
640
00:34:21,602 --> 00:34:23,442
You think you're responsible
for every failure,
641
00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:26,899
every patient's boring life,
every friend's screwed-up...
642
00:34:27,107 --> 00:34:29,568
You don't wanna
face it any more than my patient does.
643
00:34:29,818 --> 00:34:32,279
Dying's easy. Living's hard.
644
00:34:35,574 --> 00:34:38,702
That can't possibly be
as poignant as it sounded.
645
00:34:42,790 --> 00:34:44,124
Still can't find
the drug source,
646
00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:45,477
but I don't think
that's the problem.
647
00:34:45,501 --> 00:34:47,002
The dimercaprol isn't working,
648
00:34:47,127 --> 00:34:50,381
and quidd volunteers
at a home for abandoned kids.
649
00:34:50,506 --> 00:34:51,566
Why are you telling me this?
650
00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:52,925
Because his bass player told me.
651
00:34:53,050 --> 00:34:54,260
Is it medically relevant?
652
00:34:54,385 --> 00:34:55,386
I don't know.
653
00:34:55,511 --> 00:34:59,181
Well, then, why are you...
Stop playing games and do your job.
654
00:35:14,238 --> 00:35:17,908
This time I'm firing
Taub and Amber.
655
00:35:20,661 --> 00:35:22,288
This is a joke, right?
656
00:35:22,413 --> 00:35:24,665
It's only a joke if you come up
with the answer.
657
00:35:24,873 --> 00:35:27,376
It's not really funny
if you don't.
658
00:35:29,336 --> 00:35:31,880
Thirteen and kutner,
you're fired, too.
659
00:35:33,507 --> 00:35:35,134
- Foreman?
- He's a druggie.
660
00:35:35,259 --> 00:35:37,511
I was never sure
there was a disease in the first place.
661
00:35:37,636 --> 00:35:40,514
So, all we know
is that he's dying.
662
00:35:41,307 --> 00:35:43,517
Who wants to tell the patient?
663
00:35:44,685 --> 00:35:47,396
Fine, I'll get some kid
to go talk to him.
664
00:35:47,521 --> 00:35:50,524
It's the only people
he gets along with anyway.
665
00:35:51,066 --> 00:35:52,693
Are we still fired?
666
00:35:57,031 --> 00:35:58,532
He works with abandoned kids.
667
00:35:58,657 --> 00:36:00,659
Is it medically relevant?
668
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:02,411
I think so.
669
00:36:05,581 --> 00:36:07,416
I need a brain biopsy.
670
00:36:07,916 --> 00:36:09,376
For the patient.
671
00:36:11,420 --> 00:36:12,629
You two switch.
672
00:36:12,755 --> 00:36:14,673
You wanna drill into
the skull of a patient
673
00:36:14,798 --> 00:36:17,885
who almost died
on the operating table yesterday?
674
00:36:21,930 --> 00:36:22,930
Why are they here?
675
00:36:23,349 --> 00:36:26,810
Because I wouldn't have gotten
the answer without each of them.
676
00:36:26,935 --> 00:36:28,854
You could have just told me.
677
00:36:28,979 --> 00:36:30,397
I want you to feel guilty.
678
00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:32,358
She thinks
the patient's a loser.
679
00:36:32,483 --> 00:36:34,193
She thinks
the patient's a winner,
680
00:36:34,318 --> 00:36:37,029
just a regular guy
with a regular problem.
681
00:36:37,154 --> 00:36:39,615
He thinks he's gonna be great
once he's all grown up,
682
00:36:39,740 --> 00:36:43,077
and he thinks...
What did you think?
683
00:36:43,202 --> 00:36:44,661
- Autoimmune.
- Right.
684
00:36:44,787 --> 00:36:46,705
Less interesting
but just as important.
685
00:36:46,830 --> 00:36:49,583
- We can't all be right.
- You're all wrong.
686
00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:52,127
My mom always said that two wrongs
don't make a right.
687
00:36:52,336 --> 00:36:54,797
She never said anything
about four wrongs.
688
00:36:54,922 --> 00:36:56,882
I always found that suspicious.
689
00:36:57,007 --> 00:36:59,301
Plain old measles,
constant exposure from
690
00:36:59,426 --> 00:37:01,303
hanging out with
Oliver twist and his lot.
691
00:37:01,428 --> 00:37:03,389
I assume he's been vaccinated.
692
00:37:03,514 --> 00:37:06,433
Patient's immune system
was shredded with years of drugs.
693
00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:08,602
Early markers of rash and fever
694
00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:10,187
would have been lost
on a druggie.
695
00:37:10,396 --> 00:37:11,539
His immune system overreacted,
696
00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:14,066
which is why
his body went haywire.
697
00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:16,402
That's clever.
698
00:37:18,695 --> 00:37:21,532
You're not doing a biopsy
without neurological symptoms.
699
00:37:21,698 --> 00:37:24,243
If I'm right,
the virus is in his brain.
700
00:37:24,368 --> 00:37:26,578
Wrong course of treatment
could be his last course.
701
00:37:26,703 --> 00:37:28,914
I need a neurological...
702
00:37:29,039 --> 00:37:30,290
He kept swallowing.
703
00:37:30,457 --> 00:37:32,793
Could be neurological,
could be a complex partial seizure.
704
00:37:32,918 --> 00:37:34,711
What did it look like?
705
00:37:37,464 --> 00:37:40,884
Good god, woman,
how much more proof do you need?
706
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:45,264
If you can induce a seizure,
you can have your biopsy.
707
00:37:46,765 --> 00:37:48,183
Hoes, hup!
708
00:37:50,144 --> 00:37:51,538
Kutner: We're gonna use
flashing lights.
709
00:37:51,562 --> 00:37:54,565
Noxious stimulation,
it'll irritate your brain.
710
00:37:54,690 --> 00:37:55,959
If there's damage
to your neurons,
711
00:37:55,983 --> 00:37:58,485
it'll trigger a seizure.
That way we can...
712
00:37:58,610 --> 00:38:01,113
I got something
much more noxious.
713
00:38:03,657 --> 00:38:08,745
It's not as commonly used, but sound
can be just as big an irritant.
714
00:38:16,044 --> 00:38:18,839
Now remind me
of your influences here!
715
00:38:18,964 --> 00:38:22,050
'Cause I'm gonna
say thelonious monk
716
00:38:22,176 --> 00:38:25,888
and the sound a trash compactor
makes when you crawl inside it.
717
00:38:28,557 --> 00:38:31,310
I don't do it for you.
I do it for me.
718
00:38:40,194 --> 00:38:42,571
What do you think?
Is he seizing or dancing?
719
00:38:42,696 --> 00:38:44,031
Seizing.
720
00:38:44,156 --> 00:38:46,116
Play him the b side,
it's even worse.
721
00:38:46,241 --> 00:38:48,327
Schedule an or for the biopsy.
722
00:38:48,452 --> 00:38:50,621
See you in the lecture hall.
723
00:39:18,482 --> 00:39:22,444
A little mood music,
build the suspense.
724
00:39:22,903 --> 00:39:24,279
Sounds more folky.
725
00:39:26,073 --> 00:39:29,451
You seriously have no idea
when to shut up, do you?
726
00:39:31,411 --> 00:39:33,288
House: Amber, please stand.
727
00:39:35,332 --> 00:39:38,043
You didn't call me bitch.
Is that bad?
728
00:39:40,671 --> 00:39:44,091
You played the game
better than anybody else here,
729
00:39:45,634 --> 00:39:47,219
but for the wrong reasons.
730
00:39:47,344 --> 00:39:49,388
Reasons don't matter.
Results are the only thing...
731
00:39:49,513 --> 00:39:50,847
You were wrong.
732
00:39:55,852 --> 00:39:59,481
Twenty years ago, this was recorded
by Jim moskowitz,
733
00:40:00,232 --> 00:40:02,568
who later became
known as Jimmy quidd.
734
00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:09,533
Loves kids, apparently has a heart,
perhaps even a soul.
735
00:40:12,494 --> 00:40:14,496
If you're gonna work for me,
736
00:40:14,621 --> 00:40:18,458
you have to be
willing to be wrong, willing to lose.
737
00:40:20,043 --> 00:40:21,753
Because you just did.
738
00:40:22,379 --> 00:40:23,755
You're fired.
739
00:40:33,307 --> 00:40:35,434
Thirteen, please stand.
740
00:40:40,689 --> 00:40:41,815
You're fired.
741
00:40:46,612 --> 00:40:48,322
You just said
I was right about...
742
00:40:48,447 --> 00:40:50,198
He was a drug addict.
743
00:40:54,703 --> 00:40:56,872
Four applicants, two spots.
744
00:40:58,248 --> 00:41:00,500
If I had three, I'd keep you.
745
00:41:06,256 --> 00:41:07,758
Game over.
746
00:41:29,946 --> 00:41:31,615
You're gonna
have to grow old after all.
747
00:41:31,740 --> 00:41:35,327
You've got measles. We're blasting you
with corticosteroids.
748
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:39,706
What's wrong with you?
749
00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:41,333
I got fired.
750
00:41:44,795 --> 00:41:47,089
Well, what are you doing here?
751
00:41:48,048 --> 00:41:49,675
Trying not to care.
752
00:41:51,343 --> 00:41:52,386
Yeah?
753
00:41:54,096 --> 00:41:55,639
That's not easy.
754
00:42:03,397 --> 00:42:05,399
What the hell did you do?
755
00:42:05,816 --> 00:42:07,984
You told me to hire
kutner and Taub.
756
00:42:08,110 --> 00:42:09,361
Because I knew you wouldn't.
757
00:42:09,486 --> 00:42:10,320
Oops.
758
00:42:10,445 --> 00:42:12,197
I can't let you hire two men.
759
00:42:12,322 --> 00:42:13,407
Now, that is sexist.
760
00:42:13,532 --> 00:42:14,825
You've already got foreman.
761
00:42:14,950 --> 00:42:15,950
Is he a dude?
762
00:42:16,201 --> 00:42:17,828
Hire a woman, too.
763
00:42:17,953 --> 00:42:19,121
Hire two women?
764
00:42:19,246 --> 00:42:22,541
You can have the one that
gives a crap about people.
765
00:42:24,167 --> 00:42:26,294
- They both do.
- Right.
766
00:42:27,337 --> 00:42:28,714
Hire thirteen.
767
00:42:37,305 --> 00:42:39,516
This was your plan all along.
768
00:42:46,189 --> 00:42:48,442
Well, at least
the games are over.
769
00:42:49,818 --> 00:42:51,361
How long have you known me?
56075