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♪ theme song playing ♪
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♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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- ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
- ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animan-ey, totally insane-y ♪
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♪ Fair pay for trainees ♪
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♪ Animaniacs!
Those are the facts ♪
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♪
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ATTENBOROUGH-LIKE NARRATOR:
Morning on the Warner Brothers lot.
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[snoring]
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[phone ringing]
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[phones ringing]
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[exaggerated ringing]
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♪
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[click, whirring]
[pouring]
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It may be early,
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but already
a great migration has begun.
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The perilous journey to this
great hub of entertainment
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has taken many of
these employees in excess
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of four hours.
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Longer still
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should they have been
foolish enough to take the 101.
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[bear-like roar]
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[gate dings]
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But high above the asphalt plains,
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safe from the predators below...
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[snoring]
...the Warners.
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[alarm blaring, stops]
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Some stir gently.
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[ringing]
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Others less so.
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Others still have risen already
in search of food.
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This adolescent male requires
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upwards of 20,000 calories
per day to survive.
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[yelps]
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If he's to find sustenance,
a descent
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to the concrete savanna below
may be his only recourse.
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[whining, whimpering]
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[roaring]
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♪
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Today, the Warners hunt.
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Meanwhile, in the farthest
flung reaches of the lot,
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a rare sight.
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Writers are nocturnal creatures.
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These beasts are seldom seen...
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[beeping]
...before the late afternoon.
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But, summoned for a special task,
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they've made it into the office
by the crack of noon.
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[door creaks]
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The creative process is long and arduous.
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WRITERS: Hm...
[gasps]
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NARRATOR:
Many pitches will die in this room.
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[sighs, grumbles]
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But, eventually...
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[rustling]
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[all gasping]
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♪
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[confused grunts]
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[rustling]
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A character is born.
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WRITERS:
Woo...
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Exhausted, and with their
day's labors complete,
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the writers will return to their burrows.
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They may not be seen again for weeks.
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With a newborn character
safely tucked away,
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our young writers' assistant
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will begin the voyage across the lot
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to that most enigmatic of biomes,
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the animation department.
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♪
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The Warners.
[sniffing]
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Their search for food has
brought them deep into the lot.
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A Wakko's sense of smell is so exquisite,
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he can detect a single drop of hot sauce
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from over three miles away.
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[squirting]
Today,
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Mexican is on the menu.
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The siblings are sure to make
their attempt at any moment.
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Unless, of course,
they're interrupted by...
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the Ralph.
[snoring]
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I said, the Ralph!
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[screaming]
[crash]
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Ah, he has spotted his prey.
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The chase is afoot.
[grumbling]
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♪
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[sizzling]
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[snarls]
[screeches]
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[bull roar]
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[tires screech]
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[tire screech]
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[hawk screeches]
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♪
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At last, the animation department.
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Months without daylight.
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Relentless scarcity.
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The modest kitchenette
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is barren of all but the blandest
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long-expired snacks.
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Here, in the heart of animation,
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the deadline is king.
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The porcine snout
of the cunning wild boar,
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the talons of the humble heron, and...
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[cracking]
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...the grace of the majestic hamster.
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Hamster-Hog-Heron Boy
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is a truly remarkable creation.
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Drawn only moments ago,
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our character takes his first
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tentative steps in the world.
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A little clumsy at first,
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but he soon gets the hang of it.
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[grunting]
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But, if he is to survive
in this harsh industry,
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Hamster-Hog-Heron Boy requires
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executive approval.
[monkey ooking]
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It now falls on the producer
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to ensure safe delivery
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of the fledgling piece
of intellectual property.
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Meanwhile, the Warners are nimble
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but the Ralph,
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fueled by the half-dozen pancakes
he ate for breakfast,
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won't give up this chase easily.
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The Ralph has zeroed in on the oldest,
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most frail member of the herd.
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♪
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His capture is now a mere formality,
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An ancient form of camouflage
unique to the cartoon world.
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♪ Looney Tunes theme ♪
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The pancake-eater becomes the pancake.
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A pack of hungry executives
will feast on the carcass
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of once-popular comic book IP
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for four, possibly even five sequels.
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[monkey laughter]
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[door opens]
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The producer has arrived.
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A display known as the pitch
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will soon commence.
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This is a crucial moment,
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the difference between life
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and death.
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[cash register ringing]
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♪ cinematic music ♪
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The alpha of the pack
is ready to pass judgment.
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[squawks]
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This ritualistic dance
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is an intimidating display of authority.
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The submissive posture of the producer
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does little to stem the tirade.
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This does not bode well for her...
[jungle cat roar]
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...nor for our nascent character.
[squealing]
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[echoing slam]
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♪ somber music ♪
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[bus approaching, brakes squeal]
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[snorting]
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[grunting]
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The world of entertainment
can be a cruel
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and oftentimes unforgiving place.
[sad grunt]
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In an age of fractured markets,
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discerning audiences,
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and fierce competition,
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only the strongest will survive.
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But you can make a difference.
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Watch Animaniacs.
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Every day.
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Yes, even the episodes
without Pinky and the Brain.
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So we may ensure the great cycle
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of Warner Brothers production continues
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for many seasons to come.
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♪
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[thunder]
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♪ Pinky & The Brain theme ♪
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[squeaking]
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Gee, Brain.
What do you wanna do tonight?
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The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
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Try to take over the world!
[thunder]
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♪
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♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ One is a genius ♪
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♪ The other's insane ♪
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♪ They're laboratory mice ♪
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♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪
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♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
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♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
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♪
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♪
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[crank, clicking]
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[ratcheting]
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[rope straining]
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I won! I caught the mouse!
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Pinky,
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stop playing that anti-mouse agitprop.
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We have a busy day ahead of us.
[Pinky gasps]
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I'm going to college!
I can't believe it!
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I don't even remember taking the ABCs.
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No, Pinky. The robotics department
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at Acme Polytechnic Institute
have devised an experiment
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that involves a high-tech miniature car
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that is designed to be driven by mice.
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We will infiltrate the robotics lab
and steal the car,
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which I will then mass produce
into an army of robotic cars to--
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An army of robotic cars?
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I like the one that's the color
of a bumblebee, Brain.
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What was its name?
It rhymes with bumblebee.
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No, Pinky, this is vastly different.
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I shall lead the army of cars
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under the gates of Fort Knox
and steal the gold reserves,
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- one bar at a time!
- Fort Knox?
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Didn't we already do that plan, Brain?
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Yes, Pinky,
but it was poorly conceived and executed.
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Besides, as Rudolf Steiner once said,
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one can ascend to a higher development
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only by bringing rhythm
and repetition into one's life.
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Okay, I get the repetition part,
but where's the rhythm?
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Here.
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♪
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Good one, Brain! Ow, ow, ow, ow!
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♪
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Hello, and welcome to
Acme Institute of Technology,
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home of the Coyotes!
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Can I get an "owooooo"?
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PASSENGERS:
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Owooooo!
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- Really?
- Oh, come on, Brain. It's school spirit.
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Oh, please.
Feeling solidarity with another person
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simply because they're enrolled
at the same institution
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[snoring]
is a form of rambunctious jingoism
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as detestable as any other vulgar bias.
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Well, aren't you
a cranky little crash queen.
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Okay.
You've said your fun words at my expense.
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Now come, Pinky.
The robotics lab is in there.
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If all goes according to plan,
everyone will be at lunch,
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and the lab will be empty.
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What if they take a working lunch,
Brain? You ever think of that?
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[pop, balloon hiss]
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[Brain grunting]
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[beeping]
[fizzling]
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[bubbling]
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[squeaking]
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♪
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There it is, Pinky.
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[zapping]
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Let's purloin this puppy
and get out of here.
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Hey.
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I thought you said
we couldn't have dogs
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because you were allergic.
[Brain groans]
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00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:22,198
Come on. Now's our chance!
267
00:12:22,201 --> 00:12:24,541
♪
268
00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:26,326
[both grunting]
269
00:12:26,330 --> 00:12:27,960
[Pinky grunting]
270
00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:31,206
I'll drive, Pinky.
You navigate with this.
271
00:12:31,210 --> 00:12:32,460
Got it! [chomp]
272
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:35,922
On second thought, you drive.
273
00:12:37,758 --> 00:12:40,088
You mean Pinky make car go vroom now?
274
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:42,973
[clicking, whirring]
275
00:12:45,057 --> 00:12:47,137
Egad, a countdown!
276
00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:49,022
Oh, three years
is plenty of time, Brain.
277
00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:50,269
♪
278
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:53,070
Huzzah... [groaning]
279
00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:56,108
Just drive, Pinky.
280
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,859
[whirring]
Make a right,
281
00:12:57,861 --> 00:13:00,071
- and then a quick left.
- Right-o.
282
00:13:00,072 --> 00:13:01,912
I mean left-o. Narf!
283
00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:03,157
[whirring]
284
00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:04,868
- Right again, Pinky.
- Thanks, Brain.
285
00:13:04,868 --> 00:13:06,158
No! Make a right!
286
00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:07,957
[screams]
287
00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:09,115
[beep, buzz]
288
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,332
[both grunting]
[buzzing]
289
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:12,503
[Pinky whimpers]
[gasps]
290
00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:13,751
[buzzing]
291
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,167
- What did you do?
- I don't know!
292
00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:20,132
Forget it. Let's keep moving.
Left turn, then a right.
293
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,143
[tires squeal]
Left! Left!
294
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,885
- Your left or my left?
- It's the same left!
295
00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:26,808
[tires squeal]
Stop yelling at me!
296
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:28,637
[beeping, buzzing]
297
00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:29,892
[tires squeal]
298
00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:30,603
Left!
299
00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:32,436
[tires squeal]
300
00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:33,017
Right!
301
00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:34,647
[tires squeal]
302
00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:35,268
Right!
303
00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:36,858
[tires squeal]
304
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:39,649
I said right, you clangoring clodhopper!
305
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:41,913
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
306
00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:44,485
[tires squeal]
[clanging]
307
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:48,001
[beeping getting higher]
What is that incessant beeping?
308
00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:49,997
[beeping]
309
00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:52,167
[whimpering, gasping]
310
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,495
Pinky, are you pondering
what I'm pondering?
311
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:55,541
I think so, Brain,
312
00:13:55,544 --> 00:13:57,464
but I've already tried
pressing my belly's button,
313
00:13:57,462 --> 00:14:00,922
- and my Tummy Butler isn't responding!
- No, Pinky.
314
00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:02,934
It appears the car's behavior
315
00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:05,506
is linked to the driver's
corticosterone levels.
316
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,722
Your stress is what's causing
317
00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:09,643
the car to malfunction.
[buzzing]
318
00:14:10,726 --> 00:14:12,226
[beeping continues]
319
00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:13,977
I have no idea what you said,
320
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:15,689
but it's stressing me out!
321
00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:17,819
[wailing]
[beeping]
322
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:20,236
Quick. We need to switch seats.
I'll drive,
323
00:14:20,235 --> 00:14:23,025
- and you do your best to navigate.
- Okay!
324
00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:25,200
[both struggling]
It's stuck!
325
00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:27,409
I suppose you'll have
to keep driving, Pinky,
326
00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:29,289
and you must remember to stay calm!
327
00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:32,406
But I can't stay calm
when you yell at me, Brain!
328
00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:36,628
Very well. I shall do my best
not to raise my voice.
329
00:14:37,336 --> 00:14:39,376
[beeping slows, stops]
330
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:44,336
[whirring, crash]
331
00:14:44,343 --> 00:14:45,683
- Oops-o!
- Pinky!
332
00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:47,297
[loud buzz]
[sighs]
333
00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:49,524
You're doing a fine job.
[beep]
334
00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:50,515
Thanks, Brain.
335
00:14:51,225 --> 00:14:53,635
Good job, Pinky. You're doing great--
336
00:14:53,644 --> 00:14:55,444
Left!
[whirring]
337
00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:58,017
- You're yelling...
- Sorry!
338
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:00,821
[beep]
Two minutes! Left.
339
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:03,357
[tires squealing]
Right!
340
00:15:03,362 --> 00:15:05,452
U-turn!
[whimpering]
341
00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:07,117
S-turn!
[whimpers]
342
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:08,365
[beeping gets higher]
343
00:15:08,367 --> 00:15:10,037
Aaah!
[banging]
344
00:15:10,035 --> 00:15:12,195
- [beeping]
- Pinky! You need to stay calm.
345
00:15:12,204 --> 00:15:14,544
I am trying, Brain!
346
00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:17,290
Maybe if you talked in a baby voice,
347
00:15:17,292 --> 00:15:19,802
the turns wouldn't sound so scary!
348
00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:21,915
- You can't be--
- Now!
349
00:15:21,922 --> 00:15:24,682
[beeping, whirring]
350
00:15:24,675 --> 00:15:28,545
[hyperventilating]
351
00:15:29,304 --> 00:15:31,144
[beeping, hissing]
352
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:31,929
[gasps]
353
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:35,023
Fine. [deep exhale]
354
00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:36,898
[baby voice]
Pwease make a weft, Pinky.
355
00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:39,015
[whimpers, giggles]
356
00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:42,404
[hissing]
[beeping slows, stops]
357
00:15:43,402 --> 00:15:46,412
Wight turn. Weft turn.
358
00:15:46,405 --> 00:15:49,315
Aw, you sound just like a little baby!
359
00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:50,874
[insane laughter]
360
00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:53,615
- Woop-de-woop!
- Uh-oh!
361
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,500
Sounds like someone made
a whoopsie in their tootsie!
362
00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:57,828
No! Woop-de-woop!
363
00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:00,252
Loop-de-loop?!
[fast beeping]
364
00:16:00,252 --> 00:16:01,882
[whirring, tires screech]
365
00:16:01,879 --> 00:16:05,089
[beeping]
Oh dear! The baby voice isn't working!
366
00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:08,220
Okay! Do Christopher Lloyd!
His voice relaxes me, Brain!
367
00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:10,258
Christopher Lloyd? Pinky,
368
00:16:10,262 --> 00:16:13,182
I'm not very good at impressions.
[buzzing]
369
00:16:13,182 --> 00:16:14,432
Do it!
370
00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:18,847
[imitating Christopher Lloyd]:
Popularized in Coney Island at the dawn of the 20th century,
371
00:16:18,854 --> 00:16:20,524
the loop-de-loop is a thrill ride...
372
00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:22,572
[slower beeping]
...that sends its passengers
373
00:16:22,566 --> 00:16:25,736
in a complete 360-degree circle!
374
00:16:25,736 --> 00:16:28,606
- Whee!
- Great Scott! We made it!
375
00:16:28,614 --> 00:16:29,624
♪
376
00:16:29,615 --> 00:16:31,525
- Uh-oh.
- Morgan Freeman!
377
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:33,873
[imitating Morgan Freeman]
Originally conceived by the Incas
378
00:16:33,869 --> 00:16:35,949
in the pre-Columbian America,
379
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:38,714
the first rope bridges were
an integral part of--
380
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,210
[both screaming]
381
00:16:42,211 --> 00:16:43,421
[bubbling, hiss]
382
00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:44,920
And it's gone.
383
00:16:44,922 --> 00:16:46,632
♪
384
00:16:46,632 --> 00:16:47,552
[both scream]
385
00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:49,589
- Orson Welles!
- Orson Welles?
386
00:16:49,593 --> 00:16:52,183
I really don't have an Orson...
[groaning]
387
00:16:52,179 --> 00:16:54,099
Alright.
[beeping]
388
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:56,637
[imitating Orson Welles]: There are only
two emotions in a mouse-driven car
389
00:16:56,642 --> 00:16:58,272
jumping through a ring of fire.
390
00:16:58,268 --> 00:17:00,518
Boredom and terror.
391
00:17:01,063 --> 00:17:03,193
[both screaming]
392
00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:05,863
♪
393
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:08,489
- [groans]
- [laughs] Tickle fight!
394
00:17:08,487 --> 00:17:11,407
[laughing] Is this absolutely necessary?
395
00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:12,736
[laughs] Oh, alright.
396
00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:14,241
[Brain laughing]
397
00:17:14,243 --> 00:17:15,583
Tickle tickle! [laughs]
398
00:17:15,577 --> 00:17:17,867
[both laughing]
399
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:24,125
There's the exit, Pinky!
Hurry! We only have 10 seconds!
400
00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:26,455
[beep]
[gates whirring]
401
00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:28,633
We're not gonna make it!
402
00:17:28,632 --> 00:17:32,392
- Pinky, calm down.
- Okay. Give me your hand!
403
00:17:32,386 --> 00:17:33,846
What?
[groaning]
404
00:17:33,846 --> 00:17:35,926
[beeping faster]
[whirring]
405
00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:37,221
[buzz]
406
00:17:37,891 --> 00:17:39,391
Now!
407
00:17:39,393 --> 00:17:41,063
[beeping continues]
408
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,731
Oh-- Hey!
409
00:17:43,856 --> 00:17:45,896
[beeping slows down]
410
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,649
[tires squeal]
411
00:17:47,651 --> 00:17:48,991
[beep]
412
00:17:48,986 --> 00:17:51,316
♪
413
00:17:51,321 --> 00:17:52,451
[beep]
[creaking]
414
00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:54,989
[beep]
415
00:17:57,202 --> 00:17:59,752
[screaming]
416
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:00,826
[tires squeal]
417
00:18:01,707 --> 00:18:02,747
[party horns blowing]
418
00:18:07,421 --> 00:18:09,461
Well done, Pinky.
419
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:11,844
Now, head for the doors.
We're almost there!
420
00:18:12,968 --> 00:18:15,098
We make quite a team, my friend.
421
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:17,505
From now on,
I'm going to be more conscious
422
00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:19,184
of your emotional needs.
423
00:18:19,183 --> 00:18:21,643
When we work together, nothing can st--
424
00:18:21,643 --> 00:18:23,653
Oh, look! A balloon sword!
425
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:25,444
Pinky, look out!
426
00:18:25,439 --> 00:18:27,229
[both scream]
427
00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:31,654
[buzzing, beeping]
428
00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:34,533
Pinky, you pea-brained palooka.
429
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:37,161
- You ruined the plan!
- I'm sorry!
430
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:38,489
[beeping gets faster]
431
00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:40,504
[both yell]
432
00:18:40,495 --> 00:18:42,865
♪
433
00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:49,630
Come, Pinky.
We must prepare for tomorrow night.
434
00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:52,420
[gulp] Why, Brain?
What are we gonna do tomorrow night?
435
00:18:52,424 --> 00:18:54,594
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
436
00:18:54,593 --> 00:18:56,723
Try to take over the world!
437
00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:59,560
♪
438
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:06,810
♪
439
00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:09,778
♪
440
00:19:09,775 --> 00:19:11,645
[door opens, chiming]
YAKKO: Hi there.
441
00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:13,742
Can you help us with this?
442
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:15,661
It's fan art.
443
00:19:15,656 --> 00:19:17,526
Isn't it faboo? See?
444
00:19:17,533 --> 00:19:19,583
They gave me a huge--
445
00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:22,696
Anyway! [nervous laugh]
We'd like to get it framed.
446
00:19:23,247 --> 00:19:27,167
Sure. Let's see. With the frame,
the mat, the glass, and the labor,
447
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,377
that'll be...
448
00:19:28,377 --> 00:19:31,127
$282.
449
00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:33,629
What? We don't have that kind of dough!
450
00:19:33,632 --> 00:19:35,972
Besides, isn't money just a construct
451
00:19:35,968 --> 00:19:37,848
built on a mutually agreed upon fiction,
452
00:19:37,845 --> 00:19:39,635
like the value of an Ivy League education?
453
00:19:39,638 --> 00:19:41,968
[gasps] How dare you!
454
00:19:41,974 --> 00:19:44,024
I'll have you know I was skip
455
00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:46,267
of the Harvard curling team.
456
00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:47,350
Up front!
457
00:19:48,939 --> 00:19:52,279
♪ heavy metal music ♪
458
00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:54,816
Hard! Hard! Hard! Right up! Right up!
459
00:19:55,529 --> 00:19:56,529
[chimes]
460
00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:01,291
[laughter]
461
00:20:01,285 --> 00:20:04,195
♪ Fair Harvard, we join in ♪
462
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:07,174
♪ Thy jubilee throne! ♪
463
00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:08,876
[blows raspberry]
464
00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:10,376
[laughter]
465
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:11,997
- MANAGER: Harvard!
- Well,
466
00:20:12,004 --> 00:20:14,514
guess I'd better curl
this bad boy back up.
467
00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:17,296
We can't leave
this masterpiece unframed!
468
00:20:17,301 --> 00:20:20,601
It's homemade, home-crafted,
and home fries.
469
00:20:20,596 --> 00:20:21,466
- [chomp]
- That's it!
470
00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:23,311
You just give me an idea.
471
00:20:23,307 --> 00:20:26,267
I can just make us a frame. We'll DIY it!
472
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:27,638
DIY?
473
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:30,904
Back in the day, they called that
"making stuff because you had to."
474
00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:34,278
Well, now we're making stuff because
it means I get to do a costume change!
475
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,320
♪ If shelling out fistfuls of cash ♪
476
00:20:38,322 --> 00:20:40,372
♪ Makes you break out in a rash ♪
477
00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:42,655
♪ Consider building
something on your own ♪
478
00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:43,659
[screams]
479
00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:46,290
♪ You'll need some wood, a spinning blade,
sandpaper, nails, paint ♪
480
00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:47,328
♪ And first aid ♪
481
00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:51,594
♪ Voilà. You see,
you did it all for free ♪
482
00:20:52,294 --> 00:20:54,634
♪ So, if you don't mind the sawdust ♪
483
00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:56,010
♪ You can do it yourself ♪
484
00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:59,716
♪ Admire your work
and just do it yourself ♪
485
00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:01,508
♪ It might look a little crooked ♪
486
00:21:01,512 --> 00:21:03,182
♪ But you did it yourself ♪
487
00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:06,180
♪ Self-reliant is the way to be ♪
488
00:21:06,183 --> 00:21:08,773
♪ Do it, you can do it,
you can do it yourself ♪
489
00:21:08,769 --> 00:21:10,269
♪ I'm thinking next we make some pots ♪
490
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,270
♪ To plant my blue forget-me-nots ♪
491
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:15,442
♪ The state flower of Alaska,
don't you know? ♪
492
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:17,402
♪ These store-bought urns
can take a hike ♪
493
00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:19,452
♪ They're blah and bland and look alike! ♪
494
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:22,616
♪ But mine is refined,
it's one of a kind ♪
495
00:21:23,242 --> 00:21:26,662
♪ If you've got enough hot glue,
you can do it yourself ♪
496
00:21:26,662 --> 00:21:30,212
♪ Paint over the cracks
and just do it yourself ♪
497
00:21:30,207 --> 00:21:33,167
♪ You'll make treasure out of trash
if you just do it yourself ♪
498
00:21:33,168 --> 00:21:36,628
♪ Don't worry about the holes you see ♪
499
00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:39,010
♪ Do it, you can do it,
you can do it yourself ♪
500
00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:40,717
♪ This parking lot is pretty cool ♪
501
00:21:40,717 --> 00:21:44,177
♪ But not as handy as
a pool to dip our toes ♪
502
00:21:44,179 --> 00:21:46,179
♪ Has always been our dream ♪
503
00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:48,061
♪ With just a little elbow grease ♪
504
00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:49,728
♪ We'll break ground on our masterpiece ♪
505
00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:53,646
♪ Wow! This rehab is looking super fab ♪
506
00:21:53,647 --> 00:21:57,357
♪ And if you want something done right,
you must do it yourself ♪
507
00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:58,989
♪ Get tools from your neighbor ♪
508
00:21:58,986 --> 00:22:00,696
♪ And do it yourself ♪
509
00:22:00,696 --> 00:22:04,406
♪ If you feel like wasting time,
then you can do it yourself ♪
510
00:22:04,408 --> 00:22:06,988
♪ DIY is our ♪
511
00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:10,334
♪ Philosophy ♪
512
00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:12,330
♪ And it's totally free! ♪
513
00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:13,382
See, boys?
514
00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:15,995
Isn't DIY fun?
515
00:22:16,003 --> 00:22:18,303
MAN:
I wouldn't say that.
516
00:22:18,297 --> 00:22:19,757
♪
517
00:22:19,756 --> 00:22:21,756
Okay. Okay. Come on, folks.
518
00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:24,758
We were just trying to accomplish
something with our own hands.
519
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,310
So are we.
520
00:22:29,850 --> 00:22:31,350
[all grunt]
[door slams]
521
00:22:32,644 --> 00:22:34,354
Oh no! My beautiful,
522
00:22:34,354 --> 00:22:36,364
terribly made frame!
523
00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:38,526
Well, I guess the next time
we want something for free,
524
00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:40,435
we'll just ask our fans to do it
525
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and disguise it as
a social media initiative.
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Sounds good to me.
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