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♪ theme song playing ♪
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♪ It's time for Animaniacs ♪
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♪ And we're zany to the max ♪
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♪ So just sit back and relax ♪
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♪ You'll laugh till you collapse ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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- ♪ Come join the Warner Brothers ♪
- ♪ And the Warner Sister Dot ♪
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♪ Just for fun, we run around
the Warner movie lot ♪
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♪ They lock us in the tower
whenever we get caught ♪
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♪ But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ Dot has wit and Yakko yaks ♪
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♪ Wakko packs away the snacks ♪
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♪ Our careers have made comebacks ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs! ♪
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♪ Meet Pinky and the Brain
who want to rule the universe ♪
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♪ A brand new cast who tested well
in focus group research ♪
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♪ Gender balanced, pronoun neutral ♪
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♪ And ethnically diverse ♪
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♪ The trolls will say we're so passé,
but we did meta first ♪
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♪ We're Animaniacs ♪
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♪ You should see our new contracts ♪
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♪ We're zany to the max,
there's baloney in our slacks ♪
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♪ We're animan-ey, totally insane-y ♪
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♪ Folding paper crane-ys ♪
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♪ Animaniacs! Those are the facts ♪
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♪
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♪
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- [kids laughing]
- Wow! Busy day on the lot!
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Ooh! I wonder if today's
the day Chuck Lorre decides
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who gets to be buried
in his pyramid with him.
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- [tire screech]
- Ooh, look! It's the Tween Twophy Awards!
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[crowd screaming]
[music blasting]
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Ooh. Look at how many
of your fans showed up, Dot!
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[gasps]
I guess you're gonna win an award!
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But I didn't prepare a speech!
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Just this long list of people
I've always wanted to thank,
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intertwined with humorous yet trenchant
commentary on the state of the world.
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- [roller skates clattering]
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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[crowd cheering continues]
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Ladies and...
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Who am I kidding? Just ladies.
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It's my great obligation
and distinct chore
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to present the most important
award of the day:
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The Lifetime Achievement Award.
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- [cheering]
- Oh my goodness. This must be it!
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NORA:
Make some noise for...
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GiGi Soda!
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GiGi what-now?
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[cheering]
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♪ pop music ♪
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[sparkling]
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♪ When I wear my flower, I ♪
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♪ I feel like a star ♪
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♪ Whoa oh oh, whoa oh oh ♪
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♪ Stream my single in,
in your parents' car ♪
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♪ Whoa oh oh, hey!
GiGi Soda! ♪
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♪ I say yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ GiGi Soda! ♪
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♪ I say yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ GiGi Soda! ♪
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♪ I say yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ GiGi Soda! ♪
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♪ I say yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ GiGi Soda! ♪
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[fireworks whistling]
[crowd cheering]
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Hey, everyone! I'm GiGi Soda,
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your favorite celebrity-tween-kidfluencer-
girlduder-with-a-groovy-'tude-er.
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[Nora yells]
[crash]
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Aw, thanks for this super sweet award,
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but the real special treasure
is you guys, my fans!
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- [crowd gasps]
- Excuse me. I'ma let you finish,
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but Dot Warner is the most influential
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- girl-fluencer of all time!
- Yeah!
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I'm the one who deserves
this Lifetime Achievement Award!
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[grunts]
That kid hasn't done anything
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- but steal my look.
- This look is for everyone!
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Just like my new line of
sour soda gummies.
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[popping]
[crowd screaming]
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GiGi Soda has become
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the youngest self-made
bajillionaire of all time!
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What have you three done recently
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to help Warner Brothers make money?
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Uh...
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We signed up for HBO Max.
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Not. Good. Enough.
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[screaming]
[crash]
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♪
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I'm going to show her who's girl-boss
and take back my award!
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[rustling]
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♪ sneaky music ♪
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[air whipping]
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[ringing doorbell]
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Yoo-hoo! GiGi Soda!
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It's me, Wakko Warner,
and I'm here to steal your award.
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- [teeth rattling]
- Yah!
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[fighting]
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[grunting]
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♪ elegant music ♪
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[sparkles]
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[video game zapping]
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Look! There's the award!
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[zip]
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[click, whirring]
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[scraping, thud]
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♪
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[quiet mice squeaking]
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♪ dramatic sting ♪
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[screaming]
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Oh, no. Is it morning already?
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Oh, I must've pulled another
all-nighter editing my video.
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Huh? Oh... Hey!
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You're the three cat-monkeys
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who prank bombed
my awards ceremony yesterday.
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No, we aren't.
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Yes, you are.
I've been editing the video all night.
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That kid hasn't done anything
but steal my look!
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She's right. You stole my beautiful look,
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and now you're trying
to monetize my beautiful words.
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[yawn] I'd love to sort this out,
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but I've got a branding session at 11:15
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and my costume fitting at 11:17.
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Although, I might be able to squeeze
you guys in after I'm done filming
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So You Think You Can Sing
With a Bag Over Your Head?
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Yikes. When do you get to play with all
the cool things in your house?
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Or all the cold things in your kitchen!
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I can't believe you have
a soft-serve machine.
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I can't believe you have
a hard-serve machine!
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[popping]
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That's just merchandise
I'm developing for work. Speaking of,
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I gotta go discuss key performance
indicators in emerging markets.
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Oh, I feel bad for GiGi Soda.
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She's a kid, but all she does is work!
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Maybe it was wrong of us to take this.
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Maybe she really deserves it.
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Or maybe she deserves to have
three icons of children's television
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help her learn how to have
some good, old-fashioned fun.
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Ah!
[struggling]
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GiGi, can you make sure you're muted?
As I was saying...
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[Warners cheering]
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[gasps] What are you doing?
I have to get back to my meeting!
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No, GiGi. You need to take
a break from working.
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For once, just enjoy being a kid
without any responsibilities.
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Yeah! What's the point of
a Lifetime Achievement Award
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if you have no life?
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♪
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♪ Have you ever kicked a rotten log ♪
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♪
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♪ Just to see the bugs within it? ♪
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[gags]
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♪ You'll never find a four-leaf clover ♪
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[scurrying]
[screams]
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♪ By adulting every minute ♪
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♪ Be a kid! Just relax ♪
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♪ Have a catch, play some jacks ♪
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♪ Eat some dirt, skip a rock ♪
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♪ Draw cool shapes with sidewalk chalk ♪
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♪ Be a kid, have some fun ♪
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♪ Grab some gummy worms for lunch ♪
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♪ Just be a kid! ♪
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♪ Be a kid ♪
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♪ For once! ♪
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♪ Have you ever climbed
the tallest tree? ♪
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- [whirring]
- Aah!
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♪ Or raced your friends on scooters ♪
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[yelling]
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♪ You haven't lived
until you've skinned your knee ♪
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Ow.
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♪ Or eaten wings at-- ♪
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GiGi, where have you been?
You missed the meeting
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where we decided what age you are!
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We landed on 12-teen.
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You see what happens
when you're not there?!
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Oh. I did? I'm sorry.
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No, GiGi. Don't give in!
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You've regressed so far today!
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Remember:
One step forward, two steps back.
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Now, you listen to me, young lady.
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If you step out of line,
I've got a six-pack
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of GiGi Soda-wannabes
waiting to replace you!
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[puppy whimpering]
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♪
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Then, do it because I'm not coming
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to any more meetings
or posting any more videos
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or doing any more sponsored content!
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It's time for me to be
a normal kid! I quit!
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- Way to stand your ground!
- So proud of you!
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Yes! Nice going, GiGi!
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Enough of this unprofitable
display of genuine emotions!
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GiGi, you are getting on
that candy rocket,
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and we are blasting you into space
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to promote your space content!
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Hold on, GiGi.
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I have one last thing
to teach you about being a kid.
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How to respect your elders.
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[rumbling]
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No! This rocket isn't
structurally sound!
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[roaring]
It's made of candy...!
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[screaming fades away]
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Sorry I broke into your house
and stole your award.
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I guess there is room
in this town for both of us.
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You stole my award?!
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Yeah, but I realized it was wrong.
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And now, I'm giving it back to you.
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What is the matter with you?!
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You made me eat dirt, look at bugs,
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and scrape my knees like a child,
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and the whole time, you had my award?!
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This isn't just an award!
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It's a sub I can smell! [sniffs]
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Ah!
It's a like I can lick! [slurps]
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It's a follow I can feel!
[shatters]
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[maniacal laugh]
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[maniacal yell]
[Warners screaming]
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[maniacal laugh]
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♪ Planet-eating warlords ♪
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♪ Legion of Grimlox ♪
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♪ Conquest of Earth led by ♪
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♪ Dire Commander Starbox ♪
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♪ When he finds a planet
where beings are rife ♪
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♪ We descend and consume
all the sentient life ♪
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♪ When he sends the signal,
we start the invading
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♪ Until then,
we're waiting, we're waiting ♪
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♪ We're waiting! ♪
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[rummaging]
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[sings fanfare]
[Starbox struggling]
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CINDY: Boom!
[grumbles]
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Welcome all, welcome!
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For the play! Da-da-dee!
[grunting, groans]
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The play is about a man
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who went to a overgr-- grown giant jungle.
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But, wait! No! He was a ghost! Ooh!
[grunts]
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No. You're a man.
This is an adventure play.
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[squishing]
So the man must wear his armor.
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Yahoo, I'm going to a jungle.
[gasps]
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[beeping]
[Starbox laughs]
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And he found a temple.
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He would be walking
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and suddenly trip on a trip-wire...
[wailing]
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and then a saw blade would appear.
[struggling]
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[groaning]
Whoosh. Oopsie!
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And he'd trip on another
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and a giant ball would fall.
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[grunting]
And he would run and run.
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And maybe he'd find a vine.
[choking]
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Phew.
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He escaped death.
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And then he'd get to the treasure room,
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and it was overflowing
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with gold coins!
[rattling]
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[crashing, smashing]
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[whispers] Jungles are evil...
253
00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:08,174
[struggling]
Evil I say
254
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,588
'cause they contain...
255
00:11:10,587 --> 00:11:14,007
Monsters!
I mean, animals that can kill you.
256
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:17,087
And harsh environment that can kill you.
257
00:11:17,094 --> 00:11:19,974
And you can get lost and starve.
258
00:11:19,972 --> 00:11:21,142
[grunts]
259
00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,680
[grunting]
260
00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:25,734
♪
261
00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:26,727
[groans]
262
00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:27,648
[air rushing]
263
00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:28,556
Aah!
264
00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:32,859
He's gonna chop down the trees and vines
265
00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:35,360
that are in the way.
But the play is not over.
266
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,202
He needs to go up the mountain.
267
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,527
[beeping]
268
00:11:38,532 --> 00:11:40,872
[grunts]
If you want to get up the mountain,
269
00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:43,038
you have to ride your stallion.
270
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,576
[wailing]
271
00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:48,000
We're going to the mountain! Hurrah!
272
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,040
♪ The fastest stallion ♪
273
00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,173
♪ That ever lived,
it raced so fast ♪
274
00:11:52,171 --> 00:11:55,131
♪ That the second fastest horse ♪
275
00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:58,682
♪ Was at the other side of the world
when it crossed... ♪
276
00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:00,547
[beeping]
[excited gasp, laugh]
277
00:12:00,554 --> 00:12:03,144
It was guarded by a jaguar,
278
00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:05,600
a leopard, and cougar.
279
00:12:05,601 --> 00:12:08,191
The leopard almost got him.
[groaning]
280
00:12:08,187 --> 00:12:11,357
But he dodged, and the leopard fell
281
00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,106
in a lake full of piranhas.
282
00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:15,188
Chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp...
283
00:12:15,194 --> 00:12:16,994
[Starbox whimpers]
[Cindy giggles]
284
00:12:16,987 --> 00:12:18,487
I forgot we were doing the play.
[yelling]
285
00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:23,204
There was one other person who was there,
286
00:12:23,202 --> 00:12:25,622
and she says, "Welcome.
287
00:12:25,621 --> 00:12:29,121
"Do you know I have magic powers?
288
00:12:29,124 --> 00:12:31,504
Kazam."
[Starbox grumbles]
289
00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:33,802
Now, it's time for the dance.
290
00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:35,755
[wailing]
291
00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:38,256
♪ Romantic, romantic ♪
292
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,758
♪ Lovey, love, love ♪
293
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:43,720
♪ Romantically love ♪
294
00:12:43,722 --> 00:12:47,102
♪ Love is romantic,
and I think it's neat ♪
295
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:51,020
♪ Romantic-y romantic-y, hoo-hoo ♪
296
00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:53,651
[gasps]
I love you, and I'll take care of you
297
00:12:53,649 --> 00:12:55,189
and be your friend,
298
00:12:55,192 --> 00:12:58,202
and you don't have to worry anymore.
[happy sighs]
299
00:12:58,195 --> 00:12:59,815
♪
300
00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:01,871
She died.
[church bell tolls]
301
00:13:01,865 --> 00:13:03,775
[sad groan]
302
00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:06,619
♪ foreboding music ♪
303
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:07,410
[gasps]
304
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,955
[crying]
305
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,957
[demonic laugh]
306
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:12,879
[screams]
307
00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:15,998
[laughing]
308
00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:17,514
She came back to life!
309
00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:19,168
[grunts]
310
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,510
♪
311
00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:23,100
- The end.
- Ah...
312
00:13:23,095 --> 00:13:24,715
CINDY: Bow. Bow.
313
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,811
I hope you had a good play!
314
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:28,637
[indistinct singing]
[beep]
315
00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:32,192
[alien babbling]
316
00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:34,187
[beeping]
317
00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:36,319
[zap]
[grunts]
318
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:39,486
[maniacal laughing]
[beeping]
319
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,196
- Aaaah!
- I've touched a rat tail before.
320
00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:42,316
[window closes]
321
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,742
♪ We're waiting, we're waiting ♪
322
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:46,241
♪ We're waiting! ♪
323
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:54,418
[thunder rumbling]
324
00:13:54,418 --> 00:13:57,378
♪ Pinky & the Brain theme ♪
325
00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:58,379
[squeaking]
326
00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:00,130
Gee, Brain,
what do you wanna do tonight?
327
00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:03,644
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
328
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:05,385
Try to take over the world!
329
00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:07,177
[thunder]
330
00:14:07,181 --> 00:14:09,271
♪
331
00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:11,186
♪ They're Pinky and the Brain ♪
332
00:14:11,185 --> 00:14:13,345
♪ Yes, Pinky and the Brain ♪
333
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:17,153
♪ One is a genius,
the other's insane ♪
334
00:14:17,149 --> 00:14:19,189
♪ They're laboratory mice ♪
335
00:14:19,193 --> 00:14:21,203
♪ Their genes have been spliced ♪
336
00:14:21,195 --> 00:14:23,855
♪ They're dinky,
they're Pinky and the Brain ♪
337
00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:25,874
♪ Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain ♪
338
00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:35,331
♪
339
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:40,255
PINKY: Egad, Brain!
We came all the way to London,
340
00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:42,965
and all I got were these lousy fries.
341
00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:46,426
And I specifically asked for chips.
342
00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:49,098
Well, Pinky, there's a simple
explanation for that.
343
00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:52,057
Here in England, fries are called chips,
344
00:14:52,059 --> 00:14:54,269
and chips are called crisps.
345
00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:56,439
Oh, I get it.
346
00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:58,438
He lied.
347
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:01,280
Come, Brain.
We must prepare for tomorrow ni--
348
00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:03,356
Quiet, you masticating moron.
349
00:15:03,362 --> 00:15:05,912
We don't want the young British royal,
Prince Barnaby,
350
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:08,116
and his Australian bride,
the Duchess Abigail,
351
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:11,076
to see us while we take paparazzi photos.
[horse neighing]
352
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:13,078
[shutter snapping]
[horse snorts]
353
00:15:13,080 --> 00:15:14,080
Hm...
354
00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:16,211
This is far too romantic.
355
00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:18,708
I know. Who would have thought?
356
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:22,170
The two of us here,
in a cozy barn together...
357
00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:25,762
There must be a way for me
to create a more pleasing composition.
358
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,389
[loud growl]
[Pinky yelling]
359
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:28,925
[screams]
360
00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:32,925
Yes! Excellent.
[shutter snaps]
361
00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:35,518
Eat your heart out, Annie Leibovitz.
362
00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:38,519
♪ '60s-style rock music ♪
363
00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:40,272
Wh-whoa! Whoa!
364
00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:42,284
[Abigail screaming]
365
00:15:42,276 --> 00:15:43,356
[shutter snaps]
366
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,900
♪ singing in French ♪
367
00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:51,157
[beeping, whirring]
368
00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:53,751
[screams]
369
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:56,245
[panting]
370
00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:56,998
[shutter snaps]
371
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:59,959
♪ French singing continues ♪
372
00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:02,753
♪ Whoa! ♪
373
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:06,552
Ah... ah-choo!
374
00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:09,603
[music fades out]
375
00:16:09,595 --> 00:16:12,345
ABIGAIL: Barnaby, getting married
to a prince should feel like a dream,
376
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:15,017
but it's been an absolute nightmare.
377
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:17,517
[sighs] I feel like
the whole country hates me.
378
00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:20,189
Never mind the tabloids, darling.
379
00:16:20,189 --> 00:16:23,979
I still love you,
and that's all that matters.
380
00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:26,864
That and our many, many castles.
381
00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:28,952
Mm... Like this one!
382
00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:32,367
♪ Rule Britannia playing ♪
383
00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:34,037
Hooray! We're here!
[groaning]
384
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,826
[yelps]
Mummy, I'm home!
385
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,829
♪
386
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:40,921
Oh, Brain, Abigail seemed a little sad,
387
00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:41,668
don't you think?
388
00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:44,548
By selling those photos
of Abigail to the tabloids,
389
00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:47,586
I have accumulated over £5 million!
390
00:16:47,591 --> 00:16:51,301
Egad! We're going to have to put you
on a strict liquid diet!
391
00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:53,853
Only clam chowder and milkshakes
from now on, my lad.
392
00:16:53,847 --> 00:16:56,307
Once again, Pinky,
your refusal to review
393
00:16:56,308 --> 00:16:59,348
your "English to English"
vocabulary flashcards
394
00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:01,563
jeopardizes the entire mission.
395
00:17:01,563 --> 00:17:05,693
£5 million is the exact amount
of money I need
396
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:09,662
to enter Prince Barnaby's
secret underground poker game.
397
00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:11,985
♪ jazzy music ♪
398
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:15,990
Welcome! You must be
the new player, Mr. The Brain!
399
00:17:17,538 --> 00:17:19,998
[seductive foreign accent]:
And I am Couscous.
400
00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:22,998
Israeli Couscous. Narf.
401
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:26,261
Can we dispense with the pleasantries
and start playing?
402
00:17:26,255 --> 00:17:29,585
I thought you'd never ask!
Let the games begin.
403
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:31,511
♪
404
00:17:31,510 --> 00:17:33,430
Ooh! Tough hand, Brain.
405
00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:36,718
You're not going to be able
to spell anything with two Q's.
406
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,683
Silence, Pinky.
407
00:17:38,684 --> 00:17:41,814
I need utmost concentration
if I am to trick the prince
408
00:17:41,812 --> 00:17:44,572
into going all in and betting his kingdom.
409
00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:47,685
And when he loses,
I will become heir to the crown,
410
00:17:47,693 --> 00:17:50,993
paving the way for me
to bring back absolute monarchy
411
00:17:50,988 --> 00:17:53,488
and rule England with an iron fist!
412
00:17:55,993 --> 00:17:57,913
Eh... I mean, uh,
413
00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:00,081
pip-pip, cheerio.
414
00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,000
♪
415
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:05,753
But, Brain,
I don't want to stay in England.
416
00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:08,212
We are in its most fancy palace,
and the fries here
417
00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:10,553
are by far the worst ones yet!
418
00:18:12,009 --> 00:18:15,759
Pinky, what have you done?
Those were nearly all my chips!
419
00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,392
Ah-ah, no, Brain.
You're thinking of crisps.
420
00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:20,100
[sighs] Pinky,
421
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:22,600
are you pondering what I'm pondering?
422
00:18:22,603 --> 00:18:25,563
I think so, Brain, but I don't think
he'll deliver the jukebox
423
00:18:25,564 --> 00:18:27,904
because he tore
all three of his shoulders.
424
00:18:27,900 --> 00:18:29,860
No. Here's the turn,
425
00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:31,490
and here's the flop!
426
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:32,986
[yelling, grunts]
427
00:18:32,988 --> 00:18:35,658
[gasps, crying]
428
00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:37,157
♪
429
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:40,199
Oh, how come I can
never do anything right?
430
00:18:40,204 --> 00:18:42,504
How come nothing ever goes my way--
[whistling]
431
00:18:42,497 --> 00:18:43,917
[crunch]
[grunting]
432
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:47,424
[straining]
Can't... breathe... but... want... to.
433
00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:51,924
[laughs] Sorry, dolls!
Didn't see you there.
434
00:18:51,924 --> 00:18:55,184
[woozy]: Oh, it's okay.
I didn't see me there neither.
435
00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:58,506
Say, you're Princess Abigail!
436
00:18:58,514 --> 00:19:00,684
Princess? Bah!
437
00:19:00,682 --> 00:19:03,312
I'm so tired of this drafty old palace.
438
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:07,020
Back in Australia, I was just
a normal girl breeding polo horses.
439
00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:09,777
[sighs] I sure miss being home.
440
00:19:09,775 --> 00:19:11,815
Here, I feel like
the British press hates me
441
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,818
because they see me as an outsider.
442
00:19:14,947 --> 00:19:17,277
I so know how you feel, Abigail.
443
00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:19,122
I'm also an outsider.
444
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:21,367
Brain told me to go outside,
445
00:19:21,370 --> 00:19:23,750
and now, here I am! [cries]
446
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:25,827
An outsider!
447
00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,542
[sobbing]
448
00:19:27,543 --> 00:19:30,553
Now, now. Don't spit the dummy, love.
449
00:19:30,546 --> 00:19:33,296
I reckon we could both
use a relax tonight, eh?
450
00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:35,878
Why don't you come with me?
We could explore London together.
451
00:19:35,884 --> 00:19:38,304
Really? [sniffles] You mean it?
452
00:19:38,303 --> 00:19:40,103
Of course!
453
00:19:40,097 --> 00:19:43,097
♪
454
00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:48,864
♪ We could take in the sights ♪
455
00:19:49,481 --> 00:19:52,781
♪ Trendy, slick, and expensive ♪
456
00:19:52,776 --> 00:19:54,396
♪ Tell me, Pinky ♪
457
00:19:54,403 --> 00:19:56,823
♪ Now, when did you last see ♪
458
00:19:56,822 --> 00:19:58,992
♪ The London sky? ♪
459
00:20:00,325 --> 00:20:03,905
♪ We could visit Big Ben ♪
460
00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:07,372
♪ Or Tower Bridge, what a wonder ♪
461
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,340
♪ Then bend over and chunder up ♪
462
00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:14,505
♪ Our steak and kidney pie ♪
463
00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:18,296
♪ Oh, but the food's so bad ♪
464
00:20:18,302 --> 00:20:22,102
♪ It's always dense
and it tastes like glue ♪
465
00:20:22,097 --> 00:20:26,017
♪ Here where the words are lies,
they say chips are fries ♪
466
00:20:26,018 --> 00:20:29,608
♪ And call everything pudding ♪
467
00:20:29,605 --> 00:20:31,315
♪ No, it's not home ♪
468
00:20:31,315 --> 00:20:33,105
♪ They call zucchini "courgettes" ♪
469
00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:35,188
♪ There isn't one single kangaroo ♪
470
00:20:35,194 --> 00:20:37,034
♪ And a "jumper" is a sweater ♪
471
00:20:37,029 --> 00:20:38,699
♪ They tell me all day long ♪
472
00:20:38,697 --> 00:20:41,197
♪ That I don't belong ♪
473
00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:44,618
♪ And now, I have to wonder ♪
474
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:46,710
♪ If that's true ♪
475
00:20:47,122 --> 00:20:50,542
♪ The weather is awfully cold ♪
476
00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:54,382
♪ And all the museums are boring ♪
477
00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:57,259
♪ In football,
there's not enough scoring ♪
478
00:20:57,257 --> 00:21:00,717
♪ And the drinks are served lukewarm ♪
479
00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:03,849
♪ No, it's not home ♪
480
00:21:03,847 --> 00:21:07,477
♪ It's not the place that we always knew ♪
481
00:21:07,476 --> 00:21:09,556
♪ Here where the lines are queues ♪
482
00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:11,481
♪ And bathrooms are loos ♪
483
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,480
♪ And all trucks are named Laurie ♪
484
00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:16,783
♪ So, let's go home ♪
485
00:21:16,777 --> 00:21:18,647
♪ Does that mean all trucks are girls? ♪
486
00:21:18,654 --> 00:21:20,574
♪ There's nothing much here left to see ♪
487
00:21:20,572 --> 00:21:22,242
♪ So, I guess all cars boys then ♪
488
00:21:22,241 --> 00:21:24,081
♪ I'll buy a souvenir ♪
489
00:21:24,076 --> 00:21:27,156
♪ From this hemisphere ♪
490
00:21:27,162 --> 00:21:29,162
♪ And return to the place ♪
491
00:21:29,164 --> 00:21:32,794
♪ I'm meant to be... ♪
492
00:21:32,793 --> 00:21:34,593
♪ Hee... ♪
493
00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:36,626
BOTH:
♪ And I know that ♪
494
00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:40,590
♪ He'll agree... ♪
495
00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:43,177
Let's see.
496
00:21:43,178 --> 00:21:45,508
So far, I've won half a million in chips,
497
00:21:45,514 --> 00:21:47,274
the deeds to several castles.
498
00:21:47,266 --> 00:21:50,096
If you want a chance to win
your money back, Your Highness,
499
00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:52,942
you'll have to offer up some collateral. Perhaps...
500
00:21:52,938 --> 00:21:53,978
♪ dramatic sting ♪
501
00:21:53,981 --> 00:21:56,111
...your claim to the throne.
502
00:21:57,109 --> 00:21:58,359
Alright. You're on.
503
00:22:00,612 --> 00:22:02,702
[maniacal laughing]
[door opens]
504
00:22:02,698 --> 00:22:05,158
Barnaby! I have something to tell you.
505
00:22:05,158 --> 00:22:08,748
And I have something to tell you, Brain!
506
00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:10,405
BOTH:
I want to go home!
507
00:22:10,414 --> 00:22:13,044
- What?
- But, sugar-lumps...
508
00:22:13,041 --> 00:22:15,841
Yes! [sobs] I'm not happy here!
509
00:22:15,836 --> 00:22:18,206
I'm tired of being a princess.
510
00:22:18,213 --> 00:22:19,883
What can I do to help?
511
00:22:19,882 --> 00:22:21,802
I could offer you this handkerchief...
512
00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:24,014
[blows]
513
00:22:24,303 --> 00:22:25,553
[woozy laugh, grunt]
514
00:22:25,554 --> 00:22:26,974
...soaked in chloroform.
515
00:22:27,723 --> 00:22:29,643
I want you to abdicate the throne
516
00:22:29,641 --> 00:22:31,601
and come back to Australia with me.
517
00:22:31,602 --> 00:22:33,272
We can live a normal life,
518
00:22:33,270 --> 00:22:35,690
breeding horses on
my parents' organic winery
519
00:22:35,689 --> 00:22:37,729
on stolen Aboriginal land.
520
00:22:37,733 --> 00:22:40,153
If that's what you want, then of course!
521
00:22:40,152 --> 00:22:42,152
You're the only thing I care about!
522
00:22:42,154 --> 00:22:45,534
[nervous laugh]
Well this all sounds wonderfully romantic,
523
00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:47,742
but I think we should
finish the game first
524
00:22:47,743 --> 00:22:50,333
and see who wins the claim to the throne.
525
00:22:50,329 --> 00:22:53,369
There's no need
because as of this moment,
526
00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:55,633
I am no longer the prince.
527
00:22:55,626 --> 00:22:57,286
I'm giving up the crown
528
00:22:57,294 --> 00:22:59,344
for my precious Abby-Wabby.
529
00:23:00,339 --> 00:23:03,219
Oh, Barney-warney! [giggling]
530
00:23:03,217 --> 00:23:04,467
You can't do this!
531
00:23:04,468 --> 00:23:07,008
I didn't take all of those
embarrassing honeymoon photos of you
532
00:23:07,012 --> 00:23:10,602
just to have my plan
fall apart at the 23rd hour, GMT!
533
00:23:10,599 --> 00:23:11,769
You!
534
00:23:11,767 --> 00:23:14,477
You're the paparazzi
who took those pictures!
535
00:23:14,478 --> 00:23:15,598
Security!
536
00:23:15,604 --> 00:23:18,944
Oh, dear. Time to rouse
from your slumber, Pinky!
537
00:23:18,941 --> 00:23:21,111
♪
538
00:23:21,109 --> 00:23:22,689
[handle rattling]
539
00:23:22,694 --> 00:23:25,864
Come out! We've got this WC surrounded!
540
00:23:25,864 --> 00:23:28,584
Egad! What's a WC?
541
00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:31,945
Oh, Brain, I'm so tired
of this strange place.
542
00:23:31,954 --> 00:23:33,624
Can I have that hanky again?
543
00:23:33,622 --> 00:23:37,542
Pinky, I'm sorry for ignoring
and incapacitating you, my friend.
544
00:23:37,543 --> 00:23:39,463
Now we can go home together.
545
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:40,961
Get ready to jump
546
00:23:40,963 --> 00:23:42,763
[flushes toilet]
547
00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:44,376
Whee!
548
00:23:45,384 --> 00:23:47,144
Aaah!
549
00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:49,425
[grunting, gasping]
550
00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:51,639
You know the irony of all this, Pinky?
551
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:54,180
I had a royal flush. Come, my friend.
552
00:23:54,184 --> 00:23:58,154
We must hail a cab and endure the driver's
long-winded prattle about Brexit
553
00:23:58,146 --> 00:24:01,566
if we are to return to the lab
and prepare for tomorrow night.
554
00:24:01,567 --> 00:24:04,237
Why, Brain?
What are we going to do tomorrow night?
555
00:24:04,236 --> 00:24:06,736
The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
556
00:24:06,738 --> 00:24:08,738
Try to take over the world!
557
00:24:08,740 --> 00:24:11,740
♪
558
00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:12,583
[ding]
559
00:24:15,664 --> 00:24:18,674
♪
560
00:24:18,724 --> 00:24:23,274
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