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Love.
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Hello.
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It's a reason for being.
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A reason to do better, do the right thing.
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- Be brave.
- I wolf you.
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But Love burned me out completely.
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Yes, that's Love with a capital L. Wife.
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Why don't you love me anymore?
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- Mother of my child.
- I killed Natalie for you!
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I did my best, but she was... I hate
to call a woman "crazy," but, well...
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I did everything to be a good man,
a good husband, a good father.
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I always do everything I can.
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Can't say I've got the most impressive
track record in the history of romantics.
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But my heart is in the right place.
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Love couldn't understand me,
but, Marienne, you understood.
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We were the same,
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meant for each other on every level.
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- He lied to you.
- I'm sorry, what?
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What if I told you Joe's the one
who killed your ex?
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No, Ryan was mugged.
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You need to run. Disappear.
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Ryan is just the beginning
of what he's willing to do.
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Until Love poisoned the well
and you ran.
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I can't blame you, Marienne.
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We both know who's to blame here.
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Because of Love,
my world went up in flames and I...
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Well, as people everywhere read
in New York magazine, People,
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and on Vox.com, I died by Love's hand.
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Thankfully, I knew good people
to watch over Henry.
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I had to leave him behind. For now.
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The hardest thing I've ever done.
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Love tests us.
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I've been tested more than most.
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Turned into a ghost.
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No home, no name, all for you.
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So I'll admit,
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when I went to find you,
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I told myself, this is the last time.
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It's you...
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or nothing.
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As a problematic man appropriating
a queer poet once said:
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"The heart wants what it wants."
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♪ Who gives a fuck
About an Oxford comma? ♪
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♪ I've seen those English dramas too ♪
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♪ They're cruel ♪
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Love chooses us.
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The only thing we can control
is what we do,
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how far we go.
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In Ted Chiang's story
"Hell is the Absence of God,"
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Neil Fisk loses the love of his life.
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She was good. She's in heaven.
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So the only way he'll feel her love again
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is if he goes to heaven too.
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♪ Why would you tape my conversations? ♪
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♪ Show your paintings
At the United Nations ♪
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♪ Lil Jon, he always tells the truth ♪
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But he's not exactly a guy
who'd get into heaven.
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So he's gotta find a path to redemption.
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I'm sorry, but no.
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I just think the entire premise
of the story is just pants.
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I disagree.
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It made a few nearly profound points
for a work of fantasy.
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- Meaning what?
- Come on, that stuff's barely literature.
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Not that it shouldn't be on the syllabus.
Americans do write heaps of it.
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Can't argue with you there.
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The course is American Iconoclasts
of the Short Story.
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Dean was probably picturing more Hemingway
but, hey, I was a last-minute hire.
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Nadia, you said "pants."
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Mm-hm, yeah, I did, to great controversy.
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Explain "pants" to the American, please.
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It's crap, rubbish, not good.
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There are tricks
to being a professor, like this:
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- Say more.
- It's not redemption
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- if it's for selfish reasons.
- Does it matter if he's doing good?
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Chiang isn't actually saying
the highest redemption is doing good.
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He's saying it's just love.
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Most of my professor tricks are one trick
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I picked up spending time
with a girl named Ellie.
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Wind them up, let them go.
Teenagers will argue for you.
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Yes, the word "love" is used
to mean something deeper.
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Like full civilizations, religions,
all of literature.
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- Hyperbole.
- These two will kill each other
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or get married by the end of term.
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Spoken like somebody that's
never felt love. How would you know?
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Okay, all right,
let's pause, table this one.
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Everybody read "The Tell-Tale Heart"
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and be ready to discuss
where Poe lands on what love is.
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All right? That's all for today.
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- Um, Professor Moore.
- Still getting used to that.
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- Question?
- No. But yes.
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Why do you keep assigning stuff
like Ted Chiang
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instead of all the, you know, usual
canonical, vaguely racist men that drink?
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The people who decided
what's important were wrong.
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The ones who assign those writers are lazy
and this is my class.
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Okay, I underestimated you.
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It's the accent, isn't it? Sorry.
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- I'm good at professor-ing.
- What you got?
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Oh, um... Rhys Montrose.
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What? Is he not a thing in America?
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Well, everyone here wants him
to run for mayor of London
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and ultimately save England from itself.
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But I guess the bar's so low,
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calling out hypocrisy
at the most elementary level
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makes you Jesus Christ in a peacoat.
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Read it. You'll probably like it.
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Brits are the most literary people
on Earth.
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They really read here.
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I don't just mean "buy."
Read. Cover to cover.
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And look at the respect.
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May not own a hairbrush,
but does she dog-ear a page?
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If L.A. was purgatory
and suburbia was hell,
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London may be
when I finally got to the good place.
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I still miss you, Marienne. So much.
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But this feels like the European holiday
I desperately needed.
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Laying low is imperative.
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I needed cash, but teaching's fun
and London's not so bad.
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A city of art, theater, books.
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Jonathan!
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And the occasional douchebag.
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- The American!
- This guy.
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- Professor Harding, hello.
- Malcolm, please!
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So when are you letting me
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- show you the real city?
- Never.
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- Soon.
- How's the flat?
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It's lovely, thank you.
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Ran into him after my job interview.
It was 2:00 and he may have been drunk.
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- Chuffed you're looking after the place.
- Yeah, very grateful again, so thank you.
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Shit. You know what,
I've got office hours, I think.
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Yeah, no, no, no. Go, go, go.
Rouse young minds and etcetera.
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Perks of the job, rumor has it.
I wouldn't possibly know.
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I bet.
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- We'll get those drinks.
- I'd rather drink paint.
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Campus is across town from where I stay,
but in a city like London,
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I don't mind the walk.
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I guess you could say it keeps me young.
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I'm not sure when Gen Z became
actual adults, but honestly, I like it.
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This is what cities are for.
They make you work to keep up.
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In certain fundamental ways,
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all big cities seem the same.
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Insufferable hipsters
are apparently universal,
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as are the bridge-and-tunnel crowd.
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And they start drinking early.
Pub time and weekends are sacred.
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My first thought when I saw
my neighborhood was:
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I'm in a Hugh Grant movie.
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Don't get me wrong,
no Notting Hill romance for me,
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or to be precise, South Kensington,
but I can't deny the energy here is nice.
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Quiet. Okay, sleepy.
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Which is good.
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Perfect, even.
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I've had a lot of time to think,
Marienne, walking around London.
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Like a poet once said,
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"Heartbreak is our greatest teacher,
and if so,
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thank you for making me wise."
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♪ Hold on ♪
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♪ You are fading away ♪
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♪ We're strangers in the night ♪
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All I can say is never again.
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No love.
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No people.
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Just books.
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♪ Hold on ♪
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♪ Hold on ♪
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I love this place.
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Charm, built-in bookcases,
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a fireplace in every corner.
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All due respect, Williamsburg could never.
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But it's what's happening
out my back window across the alley
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that is of my particular interest.
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I don't think Malcolm knew about the view
when he recommended this flat.
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Technical term for him is "party monster."
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And who is that?
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Is she his girlfriend?
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What kind of woman...? No. No.
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I am not interested.
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No people, not interested.
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As a man named Mooney used to say,
"Not my circus, not my monkeys."
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I don't want to know.
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♪ Bang, bang, knocking on my door ♪
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The best way
to stay out of people's business
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is to know what that business is.
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She mostly works.
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He mostly plays.
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- ♪ But then I got bored ♪
- ♪ Ka-ching-ching ♪
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Malcolm went to all the right schools,
like his father and grandfather.
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He'll never have to work
a day in his life,
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but he likes being an academic,
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giving him an air of respectability
that counteracts the assumption
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that generations of wealth and inbreeding
mean he's just not very smart.
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Sadly, other professors mostly
consider him a charming bag of hair.
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Though rumor also holds remarkable in bed
with above average...
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You know what?
My classroom is in the library.
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I hear everything,
whether I want to or not.
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Now, how about her?
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♪ How can you sing about sex when... ♪
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Kate Galvin.
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Kate gives very little.
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Her online presence is curated
only for work.
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Gallerist, art lover, never married,
appears to be daughter of Greta Galvin,
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a free-spirited '90s model
who's now a spiritual stylist in Ibiza.
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If I had to guess,
she grew up her hippie mom's opposite.
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Focused, ambitious,
positively American work ethic.
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♪ I tried saving the world
But then I got bored ♪
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Everything I've learned about Malcolm
and Kate tells me I'm right.
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I do not need to get to know them.
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And while Malcolm is off getting smashed,
she's, you guessed it, still working.
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What's got her so focused?
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Okay, I don't think that's Art News Daily
on her screen anymore.
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Hello.
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So does Malcolm leave her unsatisfied
or did...? No, not watching.
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Why does the universe keep
doing this to me?
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I'm not getting hooked.
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She's not the first
sexually frustrated woman
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I've ever seen
forget to pull the curtains.
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I study to learn how they tick,
so I can avoid the circus.
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Nothing is going to stand between me
and my European holiday.
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But I do miss having someone out there.
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Someone worth watching.
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A puzzle worth solving.
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You.
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But missing you won't bring you back.
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I thought it would count for something,
how far I traveled.
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All over France, the weeks, the months.
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What I did for you.
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I went to every artist haunt in Paris.
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I visited them over and over.
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I kept feeling...
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I'd just missed you.
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Weeks went by.
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I never gave up.
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I knew I was close
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and fate finally rewarded me.
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- May I?
- Yeah, of course.
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I love this artist.
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Do you have any more of their work
or an e-mail?
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Oh, yeah, an e-mail.
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Let me check.
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She may take some time to get back to you.
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She's in London
to visit the Acanthus art fair.
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An art fair.
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London.
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I knew where to find you.
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Go fuck yourself, Malcolm.
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Which I'm sure you'd love
'cause you're a total fucking narcissist.
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Kate, come back!
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You see? You thought we had issues.
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I wonder... No.
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I'm not... I'm not wondering.
248
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:46,784
Just so we're clear,
249
00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:50,663
it's not following someone
if you have to walk the same way home.
250
00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:57,253
And...
251
00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:01,423
They don't look friendly.
252
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:02,633
Grab her purse!
253
00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:05,010
This can't be happening.
I can't get involved.
254
00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:07,304
Get off me! Get off me! Help! Help!
255
00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:10,474
Fuck. Not my circus, not my monkeys.
Not my circus, not my monkeys.
256
00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:11,600
Get off!
257
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:15,854
Oh, my God.
258
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:17,982
Let's go! Fuck it!
259
00:14:27,741 --> 00:14:29,785
- Are you okay?
- I fucking hated that watch.
260
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,078
I'll take that as a yes.
261
00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:34,415
I should probably report it, in case
they come back and attack a student.
262
00:14:34,498 --> 00:14:35,708
Fuck my life!
263
00:14:35,791 --> 00:14:37,585
Cops would not be good for me.
264
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:41,005
I'm sorry, it's a little awkward.
265
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:44,717
What? Just say it.
266
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,927
Can you maybe...? Don't mention me.
267
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,514
My work visa is shaky.
268
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:55,561
Damn it. I just had to do it, didn't I?
269
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:57,938
I had to go and save her.
270
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:08,449
She insisted on driving me home,
not awkward.
271
00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:12,161
We exchanged some pleasantries and I
introduced myself as Jonathan Moore.
272
00:15:13,829 --> 00:15:16,832
I still don't know
if she mentioned me to the cops.
273
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,834
Tonight was a wake-up call.
274
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:23,255
From now on, no matter what, low profile.
275
00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:27,343
And most of all,
stay away from both of them.
276
00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:30,721
John-Boy.
277
00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:32,222
Can I call you John-Boy?
278
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:35,351
It's like how cats sense you're
allergic and jump right in your lap.
279
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,519
Jesus.
280
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:39,605
You can see right in our flat.
281
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,733
Are you a Peeping Tom, John-Boy?
282
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:48,072
No hand shandies over my girl,
do you hear? Any of my girls.
283
00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:49,657
Yep, still hate this guy.
284
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:52,076
Thank you. For Kate.
285
00:15:53,869 --> 00:15:56,330
Used to be a time
when any trouble you found in London
286
00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:58,499
was the trouble you went looking for.
287
00:15:58,582 --> 00:16:00,876
Those little shits are everywhere now.
288
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,755
I have to feel bad for people so desperate
they need to do that.
289
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:06,840
Desperate?
290
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:09,134
Scum from birth, you mean.
291
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:11,845
They target people like us
'cause they know that no one...
292
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:15,265
Something tells me he's about to explain
how the rich are the real victims.
293
00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:16,600
...hate the rich.
294
00:16:16,684 --> 00:16:18,644
We're the real victims here.
295
00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:22,940
You see, my family is practically royal.
296
00:16:23,023 --> 00:16:25,025
Royal adjacent, anyway.
297
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,944
I think that was a humblebrag?
298
00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:30,948
We built this country,
and what thanks do we get for it?
299
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:33,367
Ah, yes. Definitely builder's hands.
300
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:37,454
But enough about the peasants.
301
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:42,292
My dear friend Adam Pratt
recently opened Sundry House.
302
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:45,587
It's absurdly elitist,
everyone is devastatingly smart,
303
00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:48,549
and the mixologist is a bloody magician.
304
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,551
You'll come along with us tonight.
305
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:55,597
- Uh, no, I have a lot of reading...
- No, no, no. That wasn't a question.
306
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:58,851
You saved Kate's life.
307
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,603
I am repaying you.
308
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:03,689
We leave in half an hour.
309
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:07,860
And I continue to do great
at staying away from these people.
310
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,613
♪ I could use a nice vacation ♪
311
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:15,576
Adam Pratt's Sundry House
is the most exclusive club in Soho.
312
00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:19,288
A hideaway for London's unfathomably
fortunate and privileged.
313
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,207
No photos, please.
314
00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:26,837
What is all that for?
315
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,214
- Mal? Kate!
- Over here!
316
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:31,508
Oh, my God, you look stunning.
317
00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:33,469
I'm blinded. I've died.
318
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:36,305
Phoebe, Lady Borehall-Blaxworth.
319
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:37,598
I know.
320
00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:40,309
Of course, I researched before I got here.
321
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:43,854
Lady Phoebe. Kate's most famous friend.
322
00:17:43,937 --> 00:17:45,355
Toxically aristocratic,
323
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:46,982
quintessentially blonde,
324
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,651
dated the captain of not one
but two Premier League teams
325
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:50,944
at the same time.
326
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:55,199
Every blunder and bikini wax documented
by the tabloids since she was 15.
327
00:17:55,282 --> 00:18:00,412
And yet, always gives the impression
of being genuinely sweet and kind.
328
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,956
Could that possibly be true?
329
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,751
Who's this sad baby tarsier?
330
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:08,378
Come on, Phoebs let's get you inside
before they eat you.
331
00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,468
♪ Just pick a destination... ♪
332
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:17,721
- Lovely.
- Phoebe!
333
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,973
Oh, my God! What are you doing here?
334
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:23,811
So this what
a £25,000-a-year membership will get you.
335
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:26,563
The gorgeous, the hip
and the spoiled wearing real fur
336
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,732
to drink in Instagram-friendly lighting.
337
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,984
It even smells rich in here.
338
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:33,237
If a bomb dropped on this place,
339
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:36,740
Britain's GDP would drop by 10%,
but it might be worth it.
340
00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,867
- Jonathan!
- Let the games begin.
341
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,662
Which one of these people
will I hate the most?
342
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:45,666
Darling, this is Jonathan Moore.
He's American.
343
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:47,918
- Nice to meet you.
- Hi.
344
00:18:48,001 --> 00:18:51,046
Blessing is a Nigerian princess.
345
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:53,549
Blessing Bosede.
346
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:56,510
Princesses grow on trees at Sundry House.
347
00:18:56,593 --> 00:19:00,055
She's in tech. All of her business plans
feel more like pyramid schemes.
348
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,099
All that and a snob.
349
00:19:02,182 --> 00:19:05,310
Soz, not soz for interrupting. This way.
350
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,312
Oh, good, more introductions.
351
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:09,648
How do you feel about art, John-Boy?
352
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:10,941
I like it.
353
00:19:11,024 --> 00:19:13,694
Well, then, this is Simon Soo.
354
00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:16,155
I'm sure
Simon Soo's record-breaking art sales
355
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:18,574
have nothing to do
with his dad being a billionaire.
356
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:22,035
Simon painstakingly cultivates
a tortured artist persona,
357
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,413
as though he's ever suffered worse
than a paper cut
358
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:27,166
that Daddy's money bandaged immediately.
359
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:29,626
Simon, this is Jonathan Moore.
360
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:31,211
I have too many friends.
361
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,463
Come back when one is dead.
362
00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:36,300
- Ouch.
- Simon, sweetie,
363
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:38,260
don't be a cunt.
364
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:41,221
This is Sophie, Simon's sister.
365
00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:42,472
Sophie Soo.
366
00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:45,184
Every item on her body
is a sponsorship deal.
367
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:48,520
It's so greedy, I'm almost impressed.
368
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:52,900
Sophie went to Oxford, then Harvard Law,
but while studying for the bar in Mykonos,
369
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:57,321
realized making a career on likes
and follows requires a lot less reading.
370
00:19:57,404 --> 00:19:59,865
Sophie is a jet-set influencer,
371
00:19:59,948 --> 00:20:03,118
a job comprised of posting bikini photos
372
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:06,371
to inspire fat, council-estate plebeians.
373
00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:08,665
Ruthless, capitalist, illusionary.
374
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,667
Almost sociopathic.
375
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:12,377
What?
376
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:13,962
I'm a fan, darling.
377
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:18,759
- Fuck off and die, Malcolm.
- They don't like each other either.
378
00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:20,260
Very nice to meet you...
379
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:24,056
Jonathan.
Nice to meet you too, both of you.
380
00:20:24,139 --> 00:20:25,182
Oh...
381
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:27,184
- American, are we?
- Careful.
382
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:29,061
They all have guns.
383
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:32,189
I wish.
384
00:20:38,445 --> 00:20:39,655
Facts about Malcolm.
385
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:43,867
Drinks like a fish, loves his own voice,
has many friends, all terrible.
386
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:45,351
Oh, there are a few more contenders
387
00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:47,496
in London's
greatest douchebag competition.
388
00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:49,039
Roald Walker Burton.
389
00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:51,541
Mostly known for his boats,
one-night stands,
390
00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,418
and quote, "alarming knife collection."
391
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:58,340
Gemma Graham-Greene managed to disparage
Americans, trans people, the poor and Jews
392
00:20:58,423 --> 00:21:01,343
in a single sentence
while doing a shot of Patrón.
393
00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:05,764
Connie something, all they told me
is he's a lunatic and owns horses.
394
00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:07,967
I'm not sure any of these people
even like each other.
395
00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:11,436
They're just so obscenely rich,
it's like a mandatory club.
396
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,730
I'll be right back with those treats.
397
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:17,609
With Malcolm off to score some drugs,
I have a moment to breathe.
398
00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:19,027
- Jonathan?
- Or not.
399
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:22,572
This ridiculous beast is Adam,
my boyfriend.
400
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:25,158
Potential marriage material.
But the jury's still out.
401
00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:27,202
Don't worry. I'll bribe the jury.
402
00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:29,037
An American.
403
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,081
Let's see
if you can compete with the Brits.
404
00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:33,875
Adam Pratt, owner of Sundry House.
405
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,669
All of this is Daddy's money.
406
00:21:35,752 --> 00:21:38,171
Built by a rich kid
with no understanding of real work
407
00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:40,549
to impress other rich kids
with the same story.
408
00:21:40,632 --> 00:21:44,553
And Jonathan Moore teaches literature
with Mal. And he's American!
409
00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:47,514
Wow. Moore.
Moore, where's your family from?
410
00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:49,308
All over.
411
00:21:50,350 --> 00:21:52,436
Loving the whole off-the-rack vibe.
412
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:56,523
- What's your crypto?
- Ding-a-ling. We have a winner.
413
00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:58,066
No, wait, hold on. Let me guess.
414
00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,860
No, this is about to turn into a bet.
415
00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:02,946
Last time you lost your flat
in Marrakech over a bloody shoe size.
416
00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:05,115
Come, baby, let's mingle.
417
00:22:05,198 --> 00:22:08,327
I have to go mingle,
but I'll be back, Jonathan.
418
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,787
I crave the dulcet tones
of a fellow countryman.
419
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:14,082
Don't hurry. Can I slip out now?
420
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,501
- Whoa, whoa, I will take you in five.
- Oh, fuck.
421
00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:18,587
Getting a cab is hopeless. Here.
422
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:20,880
Hydrate.
423
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:31,767
Inevitable that an hour later,
424
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:34,352
I'm drinking in the corner,
waiting for fucking Malcolm.
425
00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:36,521
What could possibly be that funny?
426
00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:40,650
Rhys Montrose.
427
00:22:40,734 --> 00:22:43,445
Everyone wants him
to run for mayor of London.
428
00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:44,905
What's he doing here?
429
00:22:44,988 --> 00:22:45,822
Good book.
430
00:22:45,906 --> 00:22:47,157
Oh, no. I sound drunk.
431
00:22:48,241 --> 00:22:49,409
So you're the new one.
432
00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:53,872
Mal unfailingly adopts you lads,
back since the dormitory at...
433
00:22:53,955 --> 00:22:56,625
Oxford, right.
They were all there together.
434
00:22:56,708 --> 00:22:58,794
The book is about
how he was born into poverty,
435
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:02,255
raised by an unstable single mom,
uncomfortably relatable,
436
00:23:02,339 --> 00:23:04,883
and he was a mess,
then found out he's the son of a duke,
437
00:23:04,966 --> 00:23:06,218
cleaned up, went to Oxford,
438
00:23:06,301 --> 00:23:09,387
and became the author of honestly
one of the best memoirs I've ever read.
439
00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:10,555
Quite a thing, that.
440
00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:13,683
Tell no one your sordid life story
for 30 years, then write it down,
441
00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:16,144
suddenly millions know your every shame.
442
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:19,481
For what it's worth,
I didn't find your book sordid.
443
00:23:19,564 --> 00:23:20,564
Oh...
444
00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:23,360
Fellow man with a shit childhood, then?
445
00:23:26,321 --> 00:23:27,322
I see.
446
00:23:28,323 --> 00:23:29,699
A true shit childhood.
447
00:23:30,826 --> 00:23:32,494
Pleasure to meet you, brother in arms.
448
00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:38,959
The thing about getting money
when you had none,
449
00:23:39,042 --> 00:23:40,752
you never really feel you have it.
450
00:23:41,628 --> 00:23:44,381
- And all the people who always did...
- Another species.
451
00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:47,759
Exactly.
452
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,678
I actually don't hate him yet.
453
00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:52,264
They're dancing while the world burns.
454
00:23:52,347 --> 00:23:54,474
Barely notice it's even burning.
455
00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:55,642
Why would they?
456
00:23:56,810 --> 00:23:58,436
Their weather's just right.
457
00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:01,148
First real conversation
I've had all night.
458
00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:04,484
And with that, I'm off to Berlin
to go on a morning show
459
00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:06,736
to be very coy
about whether I run for mayor.
460
00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:09,281
You got my vote.
461
00:24:10,907 --> 00:24:12,659
See you around, Jonathan.
462
00:24:12,742 --> 00:24:16,079
And back to being alone
in a den of douchebags.
463
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:20,792
Okay, enough waiting for Malcolm.
It's time to go.
464
00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:27,799
Oh, okay. Drunker than I thought.
465
00:24:28,675 --> 00:24:30,760
Jonathan. Drink!
466
00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:32,554
- You must.
- Just let me go.
467
00:24:36,474 --> 00:24:38,101
Oh, no. What was that?
468
00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:39,561
Absinthe, baby.
469
00:24:39,644 --> 00:24:41,980
The wallpaper's gonna start
talking to you, sweetheart.
470
00:24:42,063 --> 00:24:44,983
- Now, tell us, Jonathan.
- Why are you here?
471
00:24:46,109 --> 00:24:48,528
- Shit.
- Did you kill someone?
472
00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:50,030
I can always tell.
473
00:24:50,113 --> 00:24:52,282
My cousin killed someone.
On accident, of course.
474
00:24:52,365 --> 00:24:56,286
It was just a homeless person. Which, God,
if she did that now, she'd be canceled.
475
00:24:56,995 --> 00:24:59,372
- Excuse me.
- Or did someone hurt you?
476
00:24:59,456 --> 00:25:02,417
Was it a woman? Is that what happened?
477
00:25:06,504 --> 00:25:08,256
Did she break your heart?
478
00:25:08,798 --> 00:25:11,509
Did you break my heart, Marienne?
479
00:25:13,803 --> 00:25:18,266
When I followed you to the art fair
in London, I felt you, Marienne.
480
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:31,279
You changed. The buttoned-up
Madre Linda librarian was gone.
481
00:25:32,447 --> 00:25:34,282
But it was you.
482
00:26:06,439 --> 00:26:09,526
Note to self, never drink absinthe again.
483
00:26:13,571 --> 00:26:18,660
So, what's making
John-Boy so miserable, hm?
484
00:26:18,743 --> 00:26:20,996
The pompous clown calling me John-Boy.
485
00:26:21,079 --> 00:26:22,747
Everyone thinks it's love.
486
00:26:22,831 --> 00:26:24,249
So did you let her go,
487
00:26:24,332 --> 00:26:26,835
- or did she get away?
- What's it matter?
488
00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:28,962
I followed a woman to Paris.
489
00:26:29,045 --> 00:26:31,631
It's the most romantic city in the world.
490
00:26:33,091 --> 00:26:34,384
And then she broke my heart.
491
00:26:35,093 --> 00:26:37,387
- Then she wasn't the one.
- We were perfect together.
492
00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:41,182
My ex-wife told her things about me.
493
00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:44,728
That. That, the burden of our decade.
494
00:26:44,811 --> 00:26:46,479
Women believing women,
495
00:26:46,563 --> 00:26:49,566
like they don't lie and cheat and fuck.
496
00:26:49,649 --> 00:26:51,818
- They do it more than us.
- She wasn't like that.
497
00:26:51,901 --> 00:26:53,737
Let me tell you something as a friend.
498
00:26:53,820 --> 00:26:55,530
You're embarrassing yourself,
499
00:26:55,613 --> 00:26:58,033
sitting here all loved up
over some silly whore
500
00:26:58,116 --> 00:27:00,035
who couldn't give two shits about you.
501
00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:04,664
She's already riding the next cock
as we speak, so move on.
502
00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:07,959
Fuck the pain away.
There are plenty of whores in Soho.
503
00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:10,253
If I could move, I'd kill this guy.
504
00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:12,672
Sweetie, you need more absinthe.
505
00:27:12,756 --> 00:27:15,425
Oh, no, no, no. Don't.
You'll annihilate him.
506
00:27:15,508 --> 00:27:17,594
Nothing matters without you anyway.
507
00:27:18,636 --> 00:27:20,430
Whoa...
508
00:27:20,513 --> 00:27:22,057
And not good.
509
00:27:22,140 --> 00:27:25,935
- Did he tell you? He's royal adjacent.
- What the fuck?
510
00:27:26,019 --> 00:27:27,896
How did I get here?
511
00:27:27,979 --> 00:27:30,482
What is she talking about?
512
00:27:30,565 --> 00:27:34,402
...dated both Middletons.
Malcolm is a liar.
513
00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:36,905
Excuse me.
514
00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:45,372
Get me off this ride.
515
00:27:45,455 --> 00:27:47,874
Did I make her cry? What did I do?
516
00:27:47,957 --> 00:27:50,335
I'm in hell. Where's my phone?
517
00:27:50,418 --> 00:27:52,545
- Fuck.
- Time to get this one home.
518
00:28:03,723 --> 00:28:07,644
Well, I made it home, at least.
519
00:28:08,269 --> 00:28:12,399
Do you see what trying to forget you
has done to me, Marienne?
520
00:28:16,152 --> 00:28:17,278
Whose coat is this?
521
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:22,367
Easy does it.
Time to get this one home.
522
00:28:22,450 --> 00:28:24,119
Couch, couch, couch.
523
00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:27,080
Malcolm got me home.
524
00:28:27,163 --> 00:28:28,581
Do I need to thank him?
525
00:28:28,665 --> 00:28:33,336
No. If I'm rude, maybe the misogynist
with the drug problem will leave me alone.
526
00:28:36,714 --> 00:28:39,592
New day. No more craziness.
527
00:28:39,676 --> 00:28:41,511
Back to the quiet.
528
00:28:51,271 --> 00:28:52,397
Malcolm.
529
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,315
Scum from birth, you mean.
530
00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:56,860
Sitting here all loved up
over some stupid whore.
531
00:28:56,943 --> 00:28:58,361
Wait. Did I...?
532
00:29:05,118 --> 00:29:07,203
I ran away from all this.
533
00:29:07,287 --> 00:29:09,914
I never wanted
to touch a bloody knife again.
534
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:16,337
He was saying horrible things about you.
535
00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:18,590
I was angry for you.
536
00:29:19,340 --> 00:29:21,301
Somehow that just makes it worse.
537
00:29:34,606 --> 00:29:37,066
So much for Malcolm tweeting
that he's gone to Bermuda.
538
00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:42,739
What the...?
539
00:29:49,162 --> 00:29:51,164
Where would I put a finger?
540
00:30:04,093 --> 00:30:06,137
She reported him missing already?
541
00:30:07,055 --> 00:30:10,308
No. They must be here
to take her statement about the mugging.
542
00:30:11,017 --> 00:30:12,477
She's telling them all about me.
543
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:16,481
Any sec, they'll knock on the door
to find a suspicious human-sized rug.
544
00:30:17,273 --> 00:30:21,236
I could run into them on their way out,
carrying a human-sized rug.
545
00:30:21,319 --> 00:30:22,821
New plan, hurry up.
546
00:30:23,696 --> 00:30:25,156
Fuck, he's heavy.
547
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,866
Fuck this fucking carpet.
548
00:30:26,950 --> 00:30:27,992
Fuck my life.
549
00:30:29,369 --> 00:30:33,081
The classics professor did tell me
I could use his car in an emergency.
550
00:30:35,166 --> 00:30:36,459
Okay.
551
00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:37,627
Okay.
552
00:30:37,710 --> 00:30:41,631
I've got till dark to figure out
what the hell to do with him
553
00:30:41,714 --> 00:30:44,676
and mentally prepare to drive
on the wrong side of the road.
554
00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:52,892
Is this is what you saw
when you looked at me, Marienne?
555
00:30:54,686 --> 00:30:57,188
- I didn't want you to be right.
- Excuse me.
556
00:31:36,811 --> 00:31:37,937
Marienne!
557
00:31:56,497 --> 00:31:59,584
Now can we please talk?
558
00:32:01,502 --> 00:32:02,502
Stop.
559
00:32:03,546 --> 00:32:06,507
- I'm not gonna hurt you.
- You're right, you're not.
560
00:32:07,133 --> 00:32:08,468
I will use this.
561
00:32:17,018 --> 00:32:18,018
I'm sorry.
562
00:32:20,897 --> 00:32:22,982
I thought you'd be happy to see me.
563
00:32:25,610 --> 00:32:26,986
I thought you loved me.
564
00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:28,279
I did.
565
00:32:30,031 --> 00:32:31,282
Well, I'm right here.
566
00:32:32,033 --> 00:32:34,369
- And I know a lot has happened...
- No.
567
00:32:34,994 --> 00:32:36,037
No.
568
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:37,789
Juliette's in Paris.
569
00:32:38,957 --> 00:32:40,083
With a friend.
570
00:32:42,293 --> 00:32:44,253
She expects me home tomorrow.
571
00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:48,716
If I could make it home to my daughter...?
572
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,927
Why would you ask me that?
573
00:32:51,010 --> 00:32:52,178
You killed Ryan!
574
00:32:52,261 --> 00:32:54,263
He took your child!
575
00:32:54,347 --> 00:32:55,807
And your wife?!
576
00:32:57,141 --> 00:32:59,811
If you're standing here,
Love didn't kill you.
577
00:32:59,894 --> 00:33:02,271
You killed her, didn't you?
578
00:33:05,191 --> 00:33:07,110
Tell me there haven't been more.
579
00:33:11,739 --> 00:33:13,199
Oh, my God.
580
00:33:14,784 --> 00:33:16,619
You act like it's not true.
581
00:33:16,703 --> 00:33:19,497
Like you're just a good man
who did a bad thing.
582
00:33:23,876 --> 00:33:26,087
You're a murderer, Joe.
583
00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:29,549
You're wrong about me.
584
00:33:29,632 --> 00:33:32,010
I wish. I wish I was, but...
585
00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:34,554
You know what? I'm gonna prove it to you.
586
00:33:42,729 --> 00:33:45,106
Goodbye, Marienne.
587
00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:08,087
You looked at me with so much fear.
588
00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:10,006
I couldn't stand it.
589
00:34:10,715 --> 00:34:12,967
I let you go to prove to you
I'm not that man.
590
00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:15,136
I would never hurt you.
591
00:34:25,688 --> 00:34:27,315
Just a stranger in a strange land
592
00:34:27,398 --> 00:34:29,692
looking for someplace remote
to dispose of Malcolm.
593
00:34:29,776 --> 00:34:33,571
A sawmill sounds promising.
Here's hoping it's closed.
594
00:34:41,496 --> 00:34:45,583
If I get caught with this blowhard,
it would be poetic justice.
595
00:34:57,720 --> 00:35:00,264
Luckily, they have many of
the same common workshop tools here
596
00:35:00,348 --> 00:35:01,766
as they do back in the States.
597
00:35:05,269 --> 00:35:06,979
Yeah, got a score on Putnam.
598
00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:09,982
Sneaking out to the pub now
for the second half.
599
00:35:15,196 --> 00:35:18,032
Looks like I have
half a soccer game to do this.
600
00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:20,034
Yes, I know that's not what they call it.
601
00:35:24,622 --> 00:35:28,501
♪ Yeah, baby, I like it like that ♪
602
00:35:28,584 --> 00:35:32,046
♪ You gotta believe me when I tell you
I said I like it like that ♪
603
00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:34,733
♪ You gotta believe me when I tell you
I said I like it like that ♪
604
00:35:34,757 --> 00:35:36,676
♪ Now I like dollars, I like diamonds ♪
605
00:35:36,759 --> 00:35:38,302
♪ I like stunting, I like shining ♪
606
00:35:38,386 --> 00:35:40,179
♪ I like million dollar deals ♪
607
00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:42,348
♪ Where's my pen, bitch I'm signin' ♪
608
00:35:43,099 --> 00:35:46,602
A Prince Albert. He wasn't lying
about being royal adjacent.
609
00:35:46,686 --> 00:35:49,021
♪ I like going to the jeweler
I put rocks all in my watch ♪
610
00:35:49,105 --> 00:35:52,567
♪ I like texts from my exes
When they want a second chance ♪
611
00:35:52,650 --> 00:35:55,945
♪ I like proving... wrong
I do what they say I can't ♪
612
00:35:56,028 --> 00:35:59,157
I thought I left this behind
with a meat grinder and an oven.
613
00:36:00,074 --> 00:36:03,619
♪ Hotter than a Somali
Fur coat, Ferrari ♪
614
00:36:03,703 --> 00:36:05,580
♪ Hop out the stu', jump in the coupe ♪
615
00:36:05,663 --> 00:36:07,039
♪ Big Dipper on top of the roof ♪
616
00:36:07,123 --> 00:36:08,916
♪ Flexing on bitches as hard as I can ♪
617
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:10,668
♪ Eating halal, driving the Lam' ♪
618
00:36:10,751 --> 00:36:12,753
♪ Told that bitch I'm sorry ♪
619
00:36:12,837 --> 00:36:14,213
♪ 'Bout my coins like Mario ♪
620
00:36:14,297 --> 00:36:15,756
♪ Yeah they call me Cardi B ♪
621
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,800
♪ I run this shit like cardio ♪
622
00:36:17,884 --> 00:36:19,343
Goal!
623
00:36:21,512 --> 00:36:24,849
♪ Certified, you know
I'm gang, gang, gang, gang ♪
624
00:36:24,932 --> 00:36:27,894
♪ Drop the top and blow the brains ♪
625
00:36:28,561 --> 00:36:30,646
♪ Oh he's so handsome, what's his name? ♪
626
00:36:32,231 --> 00:36:35,526
♪ Oh I need the dollars, cha-ching ♪
627
00:36:35,610 --> 00:36:37,653
♪ Beat it up like piñatas ♪
628
00:36:37,737 --> 00:36:41,657
A drive around the Greater London area
to dump body parts in sewage pipes
629
00:36:41,741 --> 00:36:44,869
and the River Thames
is not how I planned to sightsee.
630
00:36:44,952 --> 00:36:47,205
So much for Jonathan doing better.
631
00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:51,417
Not that I planned to become Jonathan
632
00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:52,877
after I let you go.
633
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:57,673
My only plan was to drown my heartache
and get the hell out of London.
634
00:36:57,757 --> 00:36:59,300
Joe Quinn Goldberg.
635
00:37:01,344 --> 00:37:03,638
Thought you'd be more, um, I don't know...
636
00:37:05,097 --> 00:37:06,097
dead?
637
00:37:07,141 --> 00:37:10,061
But then my past caught up.
638
00:37:10,144 --> 00:37:11,229
Elliot Tannenberg.
639
00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:15,775
You know my employer, Ray Quinn,
your former father-in-law.
640
00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:20,154
So are you here to take me back?
641
00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:21,364
No, kill you.
642
00:37:25,409 --> 00:37:26,409
Thank you.
643
00:37:29,747 --> 00:37:31,374
Yeah, long day.
644
00:37:34,335 --> 00:37:36,629
Then Elliot surprised me.
645
00:37:38,297 --> 00:37:39,548
If I'm honest...
646
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:43,344
I'm tired.
647
00:37:44,720 --> 00:37:46,514
What I'd like is to...
648
00:37:47,348 --> 00:37:49,183
is be done, you know?
649
00:37:50,601 --> 00:37:52,186
Not hurt anyone anymore.
650
00:37:54,772 --> 00:37:55,815
Not even you.
651
00:37:56,774 --> 00:37:58,025
- Oh.
- Mm-hm.
652
00:37:58,859 --> 00:38:00,653
But that would be complicated.
653
00:38:02,863 --> 00:38:06,200
- In what way?
- It would cost more than Ray pays.
654
00:38:06,742 --> 00:38:09,245
Like all the money Love had
in that one account.
655
00:38:09,870 --> 00:38:11,455
You might not know she had that.
656
00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:16,085
Might just be a complete coincidence
that it got emptied out
657
00:38:16,168 --> 00:38:18,379
the very same day you were baked in a pie.
658
00:38:18,462 --> 00:38:19,630
So extortion?
659
00:38:19,714 --> 00:38:22,800
Kind of a pejorative way
to talk about me offering to help you.
660
00:38:27,388 --> 00:38:29,515
This is for you.
661
00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:35,521
You look like a Jonathan.
662
00:38:37,940 --> 00:38:40,901
He's solid, went to Columbia,
good credit score, work visa.
663
00:38:40,985 --> 00:38:43,029
You should be able
to get any job you want.
664
00:38:43,112 --> 00:38:46,449
You just keep a low profile,
don't get into any shit.
665
00:38:46,532 --> 00:38:48,409
Just disappear.
666
00:38:49,368 --> 00:38:50,536
Be Jonathan.
667
00:38:51,287 --> 00:38:54,790
I'll assure Ray you're dead
and then fuck off into the sunset.
668
00:38:55,458 --> 00:38:59,503
Jonathan could be your chance too,
to make some different choices.
669
00:39:11,766 --> 00:39:15,353
Last thing, the girl that you follow,
Marienne Bellamy?
670
00:39:15,936 --> 00:39:17,313
She knows you're alive.
671
00:39:19,190 --> 00:39:20,191
So look.
672
00:39:21,692 --> 00:39:24,320
She's on the 8 a.m. train, to Paris.
673
00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:27,656
- Unless you stop her.
- But you just said this is...
674
00:39:28,741 --> 00:39:30,659
my opportunity to make different choices.
675
00:39:30,743 --> 00:39:32,703
Neither of us wanna hurt anybody.
676
00:39:34,163 --> 00:39:35,163
Yeah.
677
00:39:35,831 --> 00:39:36,831
So...
678
00:39:38,292 --> 00:39:41,837
go on there, take care of it,
walk out Jonathan Moore.
679
00:39:47,635 --> 00:39:49,011
Text me when it's done.
680
00:39:59,647 --> 00:40:02,566
And I was alone in a strange city.
681
00:40:03,275 --> 00:40:04,985
Just me and my broken heart.
682
00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:07,839
I don't know what I was thinking
when I killed Malcolm. It's all black.
683
00:40:07,863 --> 00:40:10,866
I just know I failed.
684
00:40:11,784 --> 00:40:13,786
You were right, Marienne.
685
00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:24,755
Hi. I think this belongs to Adam Pratt.
686
00:40:24,839 --> 00:40:27,550
- Sure. I'll leave it for him.
- Yeah. Thank you.
687
00:40:37,143 --> 00:40:40,479
Hey. Hi. You're back from Berlin already.
688
00:40:40,563 --> 00:40:42,398
You're in Europe now, Jonathan.
689
00:40:42,481 --> 00:40:44,483
You can get anywhere
you want in three hours.
690
00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:46,694
How did the night turn out?
691
00:40:49,363 --> 00:40:50,363
Ah...
692
00:40:52,491 --> 00:40:54,034
They're party animals.
693
00:40:54,660 --> 00:40:56,662
Things tend to get out of hand.
694
00:40:57,621 --> 00:41:00,666
I wouldn't beat yourself up
if you made some sort of cock-up.
695
00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:11,802
You know, the day that you decided
to try to go to Oxford,
696
00:41:11,886 --> 00:41:13,721
you called it becoming newborn.
697
00:41:14,763 --> 00:41:16,557
Most people refer to that part of the book
698
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:19,852
as when Mum died
while I was in prison for a bar fight.
699
00:41:21,270 --> 00:41:26,025
"Heartbreak is always the catalyst
for a new path," as you wrote.
700
00:41:26,650 --> 00:41:27,735
And this is yours?
701
00:41:27,818 --> 00:41:29,195
It was supposed to be.
702
00:41:32,156 --> 00:41:33,908
Honestly, I really need it to be.
703
00:41:36,076 --> 00:41:37,203
But you fucked up.
704
00:41:38,037 --> 00:41:39,872
Very, very badly, yeah.
705
00:41:43,042 --> 00:41:45,961
Would it help you to know that
that part of the book is a lie?
706
00:41:46,045 --> 00:41:49,173
I had that prison epiphany
three separate times.
707
00:41:50,132 --> 00:41:53,552
I kept turning around, getting trollied,
and punching people again.
708
00:41:54,053 --> 00:41:57,973
In my defense, writing it that way
would have been hopelessly redundant.
709
00:42:05,147 --> 00:42:06,857
I get a sense about you.
710
00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:08,192
What's that?
711
00:42:08,859 --> 00:42:10,194
All jokes aside,
712
00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:15,866
my guess is that you have had
a truly hellish life.
713
00:42:19,328 --> 00:42:22,748
The kind that not everyone survives.
714
00:42:24,625 --> 00:42:25,626
Am I close?
715
00:42:27,878 --> 00:42:31,006
- Yeah.
- So you're fairly deeply damaged.
716
00:42:31,090 --> 00:42:35,553
Therefore, you're capable
of doing real damage.
717
00:42:38,347 --> 00:42:41,559
I feel like I'm supposed
to be defensive right now, but I'm...
718
00:42:43,852 --> 00:42:44,853
I'm not.
719
00:42:44,937 --> 00:42:46,647
Who would I be to judge you?
720
00:42:49,358 --> 00:42:50,901
Okay. So, what now?
721
00:42:51,902 --> 00:42:54,613
Can't erase any of it,
so now I just try to do
722
00:42:54,697 --> 00:42:56,949
a bit of good moving forward,
just something,
723
00:42:57,032 --> 00:42:59,743
which includes protecting
the people that I love,
724
00:42:59,827 --> 00:43:02,162
getting some actual shit done
for the city of London.
725
00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:04,081
So you believe it's possible?
726
00:43:07,126 --> 00:43:08,126
Redemption?
727
00:43:09,295 --> 00:43:10,504
I think yes.
728
00:43:11,547 --> 00:43:14,049
As long as they commit
to never run from themselves.
729
00:43:14,717 --> 00:43:16,385
Face it all, no matter what.
730
00:43:18,971 --> 00:43:19,971
Easy, right?
731
00:43:24,435 --> 00:43:27,688
- You think I'm full of it.
- I think you're a writer.
732
00:43:32,401 --> 00:43:34,862
You gonna sit here,
perseverating on that cock-up?
733
00:43:39,033 --> 00:43:40,743
Embrace everything, Jonathan.
734
00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:44,455
The hangover's easier.
735
00:43:45,372 --> 00:43:46,915
Sounds great.
736
00:43:46,999 --> 00:43:50,461
But there are things I've done
that I don't know if I can ever embrace.
737
00:43:53,422 --> 00:43:58,010
Passengers continuing on
to Nice, Cannes and Marseille,
738
00:43:58,093 --> 00:44:01,680
please ensure that you travel
in one of the rear compartments.
739
00:44:01,764 --> 00:44:02,764
Thank you.
740
00:44:11,273 --> 00:44:12,733
Excuse me. Sorry.
741
00:44:12,816 --> 00:44:15,527
- Let me help you.
- Thank you.
742
00:44:40,010 --> 00:44:43,806
You thought it was a pickpocket,
but it was me saving you.
743
00:44:43,889 --> 00:44:46,433
I was putting you on that train.
744
00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:50,187
I let you go.
745
00:44:50,979 --> 00:44:54,149
To show you I'm not what you think.
746
00:44:55,526 --> 00:44:56,652
I'm not a killer.
747
00:45:08,747 --> 00:45:10,416
To try to make that true.
748
00:45:12,793 --> 00:45:15,254
But it wasn't. And, of course.
749
00:45:15,337 --> 00:45:16,505
Oh...
750
00:45:16,588 --> 00:45:18,590
Good. Perfect, you.
751
00:45:19,675 --> 00:45:22,302
Are you surprised I can read?
Why are you staring at them?
752
00:45:22,386 --> 00:45:25,055
- I'm curious what you like.
- They're for work.
753
00:45:25,139 --> 00:45:28,100
Feel free to deduce I like art,
Mr. Holmes.
754
00:45:29,977 --> 00:45:31,061
Uh...
755
00:45:31,145 --> 00:45:34,648
You left Sundry House with Malcolm,
the other night, didn't you?
756
00:45:35,315 --> 00:45:38,152
Have you seen him today?
He wasn't in his office.
757
00:45:38,235 --> 00:45:40,904
No. No, I haven't. Please thank him for me
758
00:45:40,988 --> 00:45:44,950
- for helping me into my apartment. I was...
- Pissed. Yes, we all saw.
759
00:45:45,826 --> 00:45:48,745
He must be at the house in Surrey,
writing poetry.
760
00:45:48,829 --> 00:45:51,039
Not a poetry fan. Okay, noted.
761
00:45:53,083 --> 00:45:56,128
I actually did need
to ask you something important.
762
00:45:56,211 --> 00:45:58,755
- This can't be good.
- Come to dinner tonight.
763
00:45:58,839 --> 00:46:00,966
- Wait, what?
- A little soiree for Simon.
764
00:46:01,049 --> 00:46:03,385
Well, I can't. I have papers to grade.
765
00:46:03,469 --> 00:46:06,472
Oh, God, you Americans
and your fetish for work.
766
00:46:06,555 --> 00:46:09,183
This is England. We have dinner here.
767
00:46:10,017 --> 00:46:11,477
Phoebe insisted I invited you.
768
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:14,040
I don't know what you said to her,
but she's obsessed with you.
769
00:46:14,104 --> 00:46:15,564
Don't know either, but...
770
00:46:15,647 --> 00:46:18,275
Oi! Where did you go?
771
00:46:19,276 --> 00:46:21,069
You've been summoned, so...
772
00:46:21,153 --> 00:46:24,406
Americans don't do very well
with summoning either.
773
00:46:24,490 --> 00:46:27,493
Fine. Please come for dinner.
774
00:46:28,035 --> 00:46:30,913
Oh, God. Look, trust is earned.
775
00:46:31,580 --> 00:46:34,208
And when it comes
to randos sniffing around my friends,
776
00:46:34,291 --> 00:46:37,753
maybe you do want nothing,
but I won't pretend it isn't suspect.
777
00:46:37,836 --> 00:46:40,839
And not only do I not care
if you think I'm a bitch,
778
00:46:40,923 --> 00:46:43,008
I hugely prefer it.
779
00:46:43,091 --> 00:46:44,801
Am I horrified or impressed?
780
00:46:44,885 --> 00:46:47,054
So just say yes, or Phoebe will cry,
781
00:46:47,137 --> 00:46:50,057
and I'll make sure
it's in front of the paparazzi,
782
00:46:50,140 --> 00:46:51,391
and all of London will know
783
00:46:51,475 --> 00:46:53,769
- and revile your face.
- Checkmate.
784
00:46:53,852 --> 00:46:57,439
- Well then, I'd love to come.
- Love? That escalated quickly.
785
00:46:59,733 --> 00:47:01,443
Oh, and we're even.
786
00:47:02,110 --> 00:47:03,403
For my life.
787
00:47:03,487 --> 00:47:06,114
I told the police
I didn't see who saved me.
788
00:47:06,198 --> 00:47:09,785
Though I sensed his work papers
were in perfect order.
789
00:47:10,369 --> 00:47:11,411
You're welcome.
790
00:47:28,512 --> 00:47:31,807
Professor Moore.
A pleasure to have you with us again.
791
00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:34,726
The private event
is in the Paris social room.
792
00:47:35,269 --> 00:47:37,869
Go in, act normal, so I'm not
the guy who hung out one night
793
00:47:37,896 --> 00:47:40,456
that they'll realize happens to be
the night Malcolm disappeared.
794
00:47:44,570 --> 00:47:46,738
Evanesce? I know this app.
795
00:47:46,822 --> 00:47:50,117
It's one of those high security chat apps
that erases everything you say.
796
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,035
How did I get this on my phone?
797
00:47:52,911 --> 00:47:56,081
"Hello, you"? Who is this?
798
00:47:56,164 --> 00:47:59,876
"You surprised me,
handling Malcolm like that."
799
00:48:00,669 --> 00:48:01,878
What the...?
800
00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:08,760
"Here I thought
when I left him on your table,
801
00:48:08,844 --> 00:48:10,887
you'd go down for my sins."
802
00:48:10,971 --> 00:48:12,889
I didn't do it.
803
00:48:12,973 --> 00:48:15,058
"You're not who I figured you for."
804
00:48:16,602 --> 00:48:18,937
"Who are you?"
805
00:48:19,021 --> 00:48:20,439
Who am I?
806
00:48:20,522 --> 00:48:22,941
Who are you?
807
00:48:23,025 --> 00:48:24,067
Someone...
808
00:48:24,151 --> 00:48:26,528
Moore. Where's your family from?
809
00:48:26,612 --> 00:48:30,157
- ...one of them...
- And who's this sad baby tarsier?
810
00:48:31,241 --> 00:48:33,702
- ...killed Malcolm...
- Come back when one is dead.
811
00:48:33,785 --> 00:48:36,705
- Fuck off and die, Malcolm.
- ...planned to put it on me.
812
00:48:36,788 --> 00:48:39,666
- You kill someone?
- What you are is your problem.
813
00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:42,002
- And now...
- Why are you here?
814
00:48:42,669 --> 00:48:44,463
...they're texting me.
815
00:48:45,047 --> 00:48:47,633
Who are you?
816
00:48:47,716 --> 00:48:50,427
♪ Standing on the highway
With my thumb out ♪
817
00:48:50,510 --> 00:48:53,263
♪ Everybody's passing
But you slowed down ♪
818
00:48:53,347 --> 00:48:56,224
♪ And my heart is telling me
To turn round ♪
819
00:48:56,933 --> 00:48:59,645
♪ But my body wants me to stay ♪
820
00:49:00,729 --> 00:49:04,733
♪ They told me you're a killer ♪
821
00:49:05,359 --> 00:49:06,652
♪ A killer ♪
822
00:49:06,735 --> 00:49:11,573
♪ And I've got no doubt
That the only way out of this thriller ♪
823
00:49:11,657 --> 00:49:13,867
♪ Is if I am a killer too ♪
824
00:49:15,243 --> 00:49:17,412
And what's your next move?
825
00:49:17,496 --> 00:49:20,415
♪ Is if I am a killer too ♪
66701
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