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I like snub noses, you know?
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-Really?
-I think they're great.
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That's amazing. What is it?
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It's my snake barrette.
It's also very seductive.
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Awesome!
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-Are we celebrating something tonight?
-Yes.
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The fact I met this angel here.
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Where did you meet, if I may ask?
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-It's a romantic story.
-At my great-aunt's funeral.
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It was fate.
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The old hag
was good for something after all.
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You said she meant the world to you.
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People say a lot of things
to win over a pretty girl like you.
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Right?
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What's going on with the wine here?
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Are you trying to jerk off in front of us?
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All right. Let me help you. Hand it over.
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Fuck!
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I'm not paying for the wine!
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I'll take care of it.
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Can you help me up?
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A NEW OPPORTUNITY GROWS
FROM THE CORPSE OF EVERY DISAPPOINTMENT.
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You really saved me
from that horrible guy.
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-You are...
-Very well hung, I know.
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...married?
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My God...
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No. That's out of the question.
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No! I've told you before,
I'm not interested in your skinny models.
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I'm sorry, but I want them
to look comfortable in their own skin.
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I want personality. Got it?
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Why are you here? Don't you have therapy?
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-I can't go anymore.
-Because of the funeral cunnilingus?
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They'll hate me when the truth gets out.
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Since when do you care what others think?
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Well, they are kind of okay.
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That sounds like progress.
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Don't give up halfway.
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When you're down
five to nothing, you can't win.
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Nonsense. Tell Dennis the truth
and make it up to him.
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Your way.
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Yes, hello? Ellen de la Berge speaking.
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Nele!
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-Very good.
-Nele!
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-Come on, you've got it!
-Yes. You can do it!
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-Come on, you can make it!
-Nele!
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Come on, do it!
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Nele! My God!
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All you need is a tent
and the circus is complete.
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Nele! Are you okay?
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Everything will be fine.
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"Love Palace", the world of temptation.
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-Anja, you hanging out at Reeperbahn?
-I thought you would catch me.
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I'm really sorry.
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The deal was
that you would save me if I fell.
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-You were the one who...
-I trusted you, you fu...
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You squirrels.
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It's always the same!
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-What is?
-I always fall off the beam.
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All my life,
I keep on blindly plunging into things,
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even though I know how it will end.
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What were you thinking before you started?
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-That I could do it.
-No.
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Yes.
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-Yes.
-No.
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-Yes.
-That's not true.
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What was I thinking?
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I'd say you had already accepted
what you believed you deserved.
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Nele thinks
she deserves to sprain her ankle?
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Ouch! Man!
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What were you thinking, Nele?
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You didn't think you could make it.
You're still hoping to be rescued.
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I don't know what's sicker,
your new exercise or this toy?
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Let's do something else.
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Dennis?
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I just feel like shit.
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Will you tell us why?
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-It's obvious.
-Not to me.
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Any guy would want to curl up
and die if they found out
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they couldn't satisfy their girlfriend
for four years.
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Still better than getting a panic attack
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just for looking at the same woman
for four minutes.
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What do you call
a polar bear in the Sahara?
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Lost.
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I just came up with it.
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-Dennis.
-I just miss her.
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Even though I know our relationship
sometimes wasn't that good for me.
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I know what will do you good.
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-TV and ice cream.
-No.
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No. I prefer TV and ice cream.
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Distraction is the best medicine.
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Your chances of a female match
are significantly higher this year.
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Are masks mandatory
for ugly people this year?
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No. Because I'm off the market.
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I'm now a monk. Remember?
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Zoé?
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Are you all right?
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I'm great.
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Really?
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-Are you going to the party?
-No.
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Because I'm organizing
the best seahorse-themed party ever.
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What the hell is a seahorse party?
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The seahorse is a swim badge.
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And guys, the host is Jay Bartsch.
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-No way!
-Yes way.
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Jay Kida Ramadan Bartsch,
I mean he's throwing the party...
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-Actor.
-...for his daughter!
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Wow! What a great father.
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-You're obviously very proud of that.
-Of course.
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Is that a big career move?
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Yes, totally!
He was my celebrity crush growing up.
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He was in Four Cops
and he he went around with his gun...
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He was so dangerous, so strong, so...
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He's a regular of mine
and he's a real pig.
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If you need help, let me...
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It's Okay, thanks.
I can manage just fine on my own.
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Okay.
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Wow! It's really you!
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-Hi! I'm...
-The decorator.
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Exactly. Well, the party planner.
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As in, the party planner who believes
in planning the most beautiful...
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I know. Because of you
I'm stuck with all this shit now?
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Shit?
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-What do you mean?
-I wanted a pool party,
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not Ariel's prom. Okay?
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The number one rule for kid's parties
is to make sure the adults are happy.
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I invited all of Hamburg's elite.
What is all this shit?
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That's a backdrop.
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-A backdrop?
-Yes.
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For me, a backdrop is a disco in Monaco
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where women shake
their booties to good music.
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What is this?
Is there any hash in this thing?
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I've never been to Monaco,
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but your ideas about young women
are neither clean, nor poli...
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-PC?
-Yes.
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PC my ass!
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I need something exotic, something Thai.
Hellfire curry, lychee martinis.
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From now on, we have a new theme.
Listen very carefully.
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Ariel in the red light district
in Bangkok. Okay?
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-For kids?
-For us!
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Now, snap to it.
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Lose the Disney shit or piss off.
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Understood?
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-Surprise.
-My God! You scared me.
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What the hell is that?
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I'm horror sister Hildegard.
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From Killer Father Joe and...
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You clearly don't know the movie.
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-Let's go to Ben's singles costume brunch.
-No way.
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Ice cream is for amateurs.
You need a distraction.
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This isn't my thing.
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I always make a complete fool of myself.
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You are going.
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It's like Anja said, you're lost.
I'm here to rescue you out of the Sahara.
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Today is Dennis day. So, enjoy yourself.
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I'll make sure
you don't embarrass yourself
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and end up
with the hottest girl at the bar.
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Okay. You don't know the movie either.
And you are...
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Big Bird or what?
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It's to keep the ladies off me.
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Nice.
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-Your best non-alcoholic drink, please.
-What? No booze. Since when?
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Since I'm Dennis' wingwoman.
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-Can I get a black coffee?
-Cancel that.
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For Dennis a Long Island iced tea.
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No. I'd like something without alcohol.
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It's Dennis Day. Trust me.
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Hi, Ben.
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Hey! Eyes straight ahead, party brother.
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What's with the dolls?
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Winter sale at Anja's Love Palace?
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No idea, but they remind me of Nele.
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Speak of the devil.
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NELE - Kida wants red light district
in Bangkok... for kids!!!
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She's with that weird Jay Kida Bartsch.
Sounds like he's a real pig.
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-I told her.
-Dude, he wants to fire her.
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-Shit.
-What?
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Jerry, can you run this?
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I have to go.
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Where are you going?
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To rescue Nele.
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Why are you here?
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I'm here to help you.
Zoé said you were struggling.
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I told you, Kinky Kida is a total pig.
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No. Pigs are neither primitive nor stupid.
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I've been to a few of Kida's parties
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and they were wild!
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And the women...
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Please, spare me the details.
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Is that why you came?
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You could tie all the Kardashians
to me and I wouldn't touch them.
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I'm abstinent. A monk. I'm here for you.
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Very touching, but I didn't invite you.
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Come on,
you totally picked the wrong theme.
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Kida definitely didn't want kid stuff.
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Yeah, because he has no taste.
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Ben?
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-Hey! Brother!
-What's up? You doing good?
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Yes. And you?
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-Why are you here?
-I'm friends with Nele
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-and heard about your party.
-Glad you're here. Look at this shit.
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Yeah, look.
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Hands off! That's the mermaid queen's wig.
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-Sorry.
-She'll be played by a hot model. Right?
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I'm playing the queen.
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What?
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I'm playing the queen.
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So, you are the model?
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You're... No way!
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You're the model?
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Okay.
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Brother, get some drinks ready
and save this sinking ship.
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Now he's happy.
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Don't call me baby girl. Okay?
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I don't wanna make him happy.
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If it was up to him,
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we'd have hellfire curry food
and lychee martinis. Okay?
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-Would you serve that to kids?
-Of course not.
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But we should get sushi.
I know his favorite spot.
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Just leave and let me do my job.
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And by the way...
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I hate your shirt.
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Do you know
what you'll study after your bachelor's?
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I'm not a student.
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What was that?
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I was asking ice-breaker questions.
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This isn't a job interview.
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-Let me do it. Drink.
-I've drank too much already.
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He asked me what I planned on studying.
Such a boring guy.
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Hey, you have to excuse my friend,
he's been having a really hard time.
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His fiancée just left him.
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Your fiancée? My God! What happened?
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That's not an interesting sto...
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She cheated on me at my grandma's funeral.
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What? For real?
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She cheated at your grandma's funeral?
What kind of person does that?
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And with whom. Right?
He must've been a real asshole.
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-Do you know who it was?
-Dennis doesn't want to know. Right?
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I do want to know!
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Yvonne not only cheated on me,
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she also had
her first orgasm with this guy.
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Dirk, you poor thing. It's not your fault!
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Who's Dirk?
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A woman has to show
her man what she likes.
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-Really?
-Of course.
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Forget about that guy.
Those people are the dirt under our boots.
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Incorrigible and beyond saving.
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I'm beyond saving, Anja.
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Hey, Dirk, Do you want to know
how the female orgasm works?
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-No.
-Show him.
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We can show you how it works.
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Hey, hello! Epic pool party!
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COCKTAIL OF THE DAY
THE NAKED MERMAID
253
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Thank you.
254
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,360
What kind of shirt is this?
255
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,560
It's meant as a deterrent.
256
00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:19,120
Believe it or not, I'm abstinent.
257
00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,800
Let me put it this way.
258
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:24,040
You and I are both pretty hot.
259
00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:25,040
For each other?
260
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,120
No.
261
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,480
A few weeks ago
262
00:16:30,560 --> 00:16:34,040
we definitely would have ended up
in one of Kida's rooms to...
263
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:41,480
But that's' now a no-go-zone.
264
00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:48,480
Wow. So you're not a guy
who will jump into bed with just anyone?
265
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:04,080
-Is that what you call abstinence?
-Yes, exactly. Do you want a drink?
266
00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:06,560
Great party, right?
267
00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:09,360
"The Naked Mermaid" and sushi?
268
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:13,400
A seahorse kids party
with naked mermaids and sushi?
269
00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:15,560
Hey, mermaids are always naked. Okay?
270
00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,760
And sushi is fish. It fits the theme.
271
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,560
Hey, Ben. You're absolutely the king.
272
00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:25,080
Really, you're a sex machine.
What a pool party!
273
00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:27,080
A pool party at a brothel maybe.
274
00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:30,440
And mermaids are stylishly
covered with scales and shells.
275
00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:34,080
And sushi is dead fish.
That's definitely not my theme!
276
00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:36,560
Hey, what's wrong with this buzzkill?
277
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,320
This is the best pool party!
278
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,960
Look at the women! Step aside, brother.
279
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:44,560
Wow! That's a mermaid. Right?
280
00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:47,040
Another thing.
281
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,480
My daughter Ida, she can't swim.
282
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:52,960
So, don't let her in the water.
283
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,720
-Okay.
-If she tries to swim...
284
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:57,200
Hey, look at me! If she swims, she drowns.
285
00:17:57,280 --> 00:18:00,720
I know the swim teacher
looks hot and everything,
286
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:02,560
but Ida didn't get a seahorse.
287
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:03,920
She only got the frog.
288
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:07,040
So, if something happens to her,
289
00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,400
-it's on you.
-Okay.
290
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:09,480
-Okay?
-Yes.
291
00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:10,560
Good man.
292
00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,880
Shit, kindergarten...
293
00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:37,320
Now, flap your lips.
294
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:40,920
-Yeah!
-Lick her!
295
00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,200
That's quite a pecker you have.
296
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:47,760
Sweet balls you got on your head.
297
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:49,920
How about down below?
298
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:51,960
Guess not.
299
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:02,200
I am Denni Boy!
300
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,880
-The cowboy!
-Yes, Dennis! Just like that!
301
00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:08,320
Hey! You move pretty fast
for a Sister of Horror.
302
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:10,760
Hildegard.
303
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:13,040
She prefers to kill slowly.
304
00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:15,000
Forget it. Nobody knows the film.
305
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:18,080
What did you say?
306
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:21,440
I meant your costume.
I thought maybe you knew the film.
307
00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,080
You're Killer Father Joe.
308
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:24,960
I am Killer Father Joe.
309
00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:27,800
See? You do know the film.
310
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:29,960
It's my favorite splatter movie.
311
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:31,320
Mine too.
312
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:35,280
Awesome! But I have to...
313
00:19:36,680 --> 00:19:38,480
-Just stay put. Okay?
-Okay.
314
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,400
-Come on, lick her!
-Lick!
315
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:56,760
You don't like the party?
316
00:19:58,080 --> 00:19:59,320
The party's crap.
317
00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:02,040
I think the party's crap too.
318
00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:06,000
I wanted princesses,
but only got women in bathing suits.
319
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:08,640
I wanted cupcakes and water balloons.
320
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:11,320
And to show my dad I could swim.
321
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:16,160
You know what?
322
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:21,520
I have the phone number
of the mermaid queen.
323
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,800
I'll call her right now...
324
00:20:25,520 --> 00:20:27,640
and we'll show your dad how it's done.
325
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:30,000
Hello, this is Nele.
326
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:38,560
Come on!
327
00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:41,240
-Do it!
-Lick her!
328
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,240
Hey! Where is my friend?
329
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:50,040
Dirk? Jasmin is coaching him right now.
330
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:53,320
That was some real shit
with his ex and that asshole.
331
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:56,080
It's a more complicated
than it sounds. Okay?
332
00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,760
What's complicated about it?
333
00:20:57,800 --> 00:21:00,520
-I mean, who does that?
-Maybe it was a mistake.
334
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,000
Fucking at a funeral?
335
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:05,560
How messed up can you be?
I'd hate myself after doing that.
336
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:10,080
What the... Are you crazy?
337
00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:12,160
-Are you insane?
-Hey, you! Get out!
338
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:13,800
Out! Get out!
339
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,680
Dennis!
340
00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:18,920
No!
341
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,880
Dennis!
342
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:25,920
Lead me not into temptation,
but deliver me from my lust.
343
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,760
Your kingdom is...
344
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,520
If I were really a monk,
I'd know the text.
345
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:37,920
So, there's no party up here, only church.
346
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:40,280
By the way, I'm Lisa.
347
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:42,440
And I'm no saint.
348
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:47,640
Right. Nice to meet you.
I'm on my way out.
349
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:54,320
Were you serious downstairs?
That you're not the type to fuck any girl?
350
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,440
Yes. I was completely serious.
351
00:21:56,520 --> 00:22:00,800
I respect women
and I don't want to hurt feelings
352
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,440
and I...
353
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,240
What fairy tale are you from?
354
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:10,520
Shit!
355
00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:15,080
Okay.
356
00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:21,440
Four, three, two...
357
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:24,680
one.
358
00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:30,280
I was hoping you'd disappear.
359
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,480
Here comes the mermaid queen!
360
00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:51,080
Here we go, mermaids!
361
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:53,080
Shit!
362
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:02,600
I don't need a savior!
363
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:04,560
You might not, but the others do.
364
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:09,760
She deserved it!
She and her friends make fun of my...
365
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,880
-I have to go in there!
-It's best if you stay here.
366
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:18,160
You think you can tell me what to do
because we're wearing similar costumes?
367
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:20,360
My friend is in there.
368
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,000
Your boyfriend, right?
369
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:25,440
I see.
370
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:32,240
You're a bit of a mess. Right?
371
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:36,400
Not just as Hildegard, but for real.
372
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:38,400
That's none of your business.
373
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:39,360
Hey!
374
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:40,640
Don't touch me!
375
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:03,200
I did something stupid.
376
00:24:14,200 --> 00:24:15,040
Ida!
377
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:18,160
Nele.
378
00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:27,000
-What the fuck are you doing?
-Saving the party.
379
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:28,640
Why are you topless?
380
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:32,320
Kida said, no kindergarten shit.
381
00:24:34,120 --> 00:24:35,400
No dressing up, Nele!
382
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:39,280
-It's not a good idea.
-Ben, leave me alone.
383
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,360
You can do it.
384
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:46,960
Daddy, look!
385
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:50,320
-Ida!
-Ida?
386
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:51,520
Ida!
387
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:54,880
God damn it! Hey!
388
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:55,920
Ida!
389
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,200
-Nele, she can't swim.
-Ben, don't!
390
00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:06,080
Yes! That's it! Very good.
You can do it, just believe in yourself!
391
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,120
Yes!
392
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:10,000
Daddy, I can do it! I can swim!
393
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:12,280
Ida, you can!
394
00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:16,240
That's my daughter!
My daughter can swim. Do you see that?
395
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:17,760
Yes!
396
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:20,360
Yes. Awesome! My daughter!
397
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:23,120
Come here! Come here! Come on.
398
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:30,800
I am super proud of you, Ida.
You did so well.
399
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:36,480
Okay. Let's have a pool party.
Get your towels, bikinis. Everybody!
400
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:08,320
Lick, lick, lick...
401
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:24,400
Hey, you're top three on YouTube,
that's pretty cool, right?
402
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:31,640
So much for Dennis Day and trust me.
403
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:33,800
Trust, my ass.
404
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:38,920
I made a fool of myself
and you didn't give a fuck.
405
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:43,160
It's not my fault
those assholes made fun of you.
406
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,520
I wanted to stay here.
407
00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:50,800
I could have sat here, eaten ice cream
and watched my animal documentary.
408
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:00,760
I'm sorry.
409
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:03,520
That was harsh.
410
00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:18,320
No.
411
00:27:20,360 --> 00:27:22,520
Yes. You're right.
412
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:25,120
I fucked up.
413
00:27:27,360 --> 00:27:28,840
I always fuck up.
414
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:30,720
Zoé...
415
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:34,560
I know you wanted to help and distract me.
416
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:46,040
But... I'm sad right now,
and that's totally fine.
417
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:50,440
My heart was broken,
so it's perfectly normal.
418
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,400
Did you really think I'd let her jump in?
419
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,480
You really don't need saving.
420
00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:01,920
-I'm sorry.
-Forgiven.
421
00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:08,640
You're really crazy.
422
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,200
Crazy but incredible.
423
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:14,680
-Ben, I...
-No. Really.
424
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:18,080
You may fall off the beam a lot,
425
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:21,080
but you always believe in people.
426
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:24,440
-You believe deep down...
-Is that really so hard?
427
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:35,720
No one believes in me.
428
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:40,320
Except you.
429
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:47,200
You know, it's this pain, this feeling.
430
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:51,160
Like someone went down your throat,
ripped out your organs
431
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:55,360
-and wrapped them around your neck.
-Can you be a little less graphic?
432
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:59,280
It's a pain that won't leave you alone.
433
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:01,240
That won't let you sleep.
434
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:04,040
It kills your appetite.
435
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:07,480
You know?
436
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:10,600
No.
437
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,280
Then you've never been in love.
438
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:36,960
Thank you for saving me today.
439
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:39,400
Ben, I...
440
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,760
What do you mean that I saved you today?
441
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:13,200
What?
442
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:21,920
If you believed for one minute
that this was going to happen with us...
443
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:22,960
Never!
444
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:31,840
Can I have some?
445
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:40,920
What is this shit?
446
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,000
It's vegan. Yvonne used to buy it.
447
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:47,040
But it tastes like a goat's ass.
448
00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:51,480
You're a pitiful creature.
449
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:58,280
About Yvonne and the funeral...
450
00:30:58,360 --> 00:30:59,640
That's in the past.
451
00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:03,360
It already happened.
And I think that somehow we're all...
452
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:05,480
pitiful.
453
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:07,960
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