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Kathy Forman.
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Ahhh Kitty. Making
brownies for breakfast?
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No. Brownies have too much
sugar to be a healthy breakfast.
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Here,
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have some Fun Time
Smack A Doodles.
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Ah, Mrs. Forman, can I
borrow your curling iron?
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I was gonna borrow Donna's
but hers smells like potatoes.
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It wasn't my fault!
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My Dad used it to
make curly fries.
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Well I wanna look good for my first
full day of work at the TV-station.
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I wanna look super pretty, so my co-workers
don't mind when I stab them in the back.
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You try my
hairstyling technique:
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"Wake up, remove pillow".
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You know, I am just so excited for you
working for TV's Christine St. George.
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She is my hero. She's
amazing, she's talented...
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She's the devil.
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She seems sweet to me.
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Last week, she was having a lot of fun
with this dog that could say Christine.
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It sounded like
"Wruurrreeennn".
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It was pretty good!
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Okay. Rumor has it that as
soon as the cameras went off,
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she had that dog neutered.
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Well I just can not believe that a woman who
makes her own pot-pourri could be that bad.
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Now if you're still nervous about her, just... just
do what I did when I first started at the hospital.
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Kitty I don't think she is
allowed to bring Kahlua to work.
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No you just... you bring in some
treats and put them on your desk.
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That's what I did
with my awful boss.
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Now he loves me, he weight 300 pounds
and he sweats when he ties his shoes
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I win!
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Here, take some brownies.
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Thanks. Well I guess it
is true what they say.
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Keep your friends close
and your enemies fat.
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You know, if you want to
impress them, do a good job.
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If your job is making
coffee, make coffee.
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If your job is answering
phones, answer phones.
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If your job is
sharpening pencils...
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Get a new job,
cause that one blows.
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You know what, this one, I'll try
anything cause Christine is a bitch.
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You know, that is
SUCH a double standard.
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Why is it okay for a
man to be a hard-ass boss
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but when a woman is,
she's labeled a bitch.
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Cause Christine's a bitch!
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Good morning Jackie!
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How are you enjoying your time behind the scenes
at the fifth larges TV market in Wisconsin?
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I don't know... I'm
working pretty hard...
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Well good.
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Oh, here are your
messages Ms. St. George.
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Great.
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And uh I also made a
new fresh pot of coffee.
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Wonderful.
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And I sharpened the
pencils on your desk.
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You... Are you
a complete MORON?
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Those pencils were a
gift! From Jane Paulie!
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Well they still say "Love
and Kisses Jane Pau"....
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ow would you like it if I
ruined something of yours
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That was your mug.
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My Ted Coppell mug!
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Listen, my job as
TV-host is to be... happy.
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And your job is
to keep me... happy.
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You screw up one more time
and you're out of here!
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Okay, everybody, let's
do a super good show!
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Why is there no orange
juice in my mini-fridge?
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I'll stock you right now.
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No. Dear. That would be
the answer to the question
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"when are you
going to stock it".
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My question was
whyyyyy is it empty?
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Uuuhhm...
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brownie?
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I WANT my orange juice!
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I don't want your leftovers.
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Do I look like a
homeless person to you?
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Ohhh oh. All I wanted you
to do is to try a brownie.
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Oh all right you big baby.
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I'll have one
of your brownies.
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Hmmmm!
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This is pretty good!
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- Really?!
- Uhuh.
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Well...
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thank you. Uhm,
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well all right I also made
up your schedule for tomorrow.
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Oh did you? Good
.Oh good job.
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Yeah.
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- Really?!
- Hmm-hmm.
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Great. Okay, the cancelled your appearance
with the boy who fell down the well.
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Ah thank God.
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Why are we celebrating that?
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The boy is just clumsy.
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Listen I'm sorry I
yelled at you earlier.
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Urgh, you must think
I'm a complete psycho.
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It was completely my fault.
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I should have just moved out of the
way when you threw that script at me.
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No, no, not at all,
because if you had,
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the script would have gone flying right
past you and might've hit somebody important
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What are you listening to?
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Nothing.
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Hyde is always giving me
crap about my poofy hair, so
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I use these sweet
babies to hold it down.
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Oh my God, look
at David Bowie.
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He's got a nicer
ass then I do!
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Randy, this is
where you disagree!
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I'd like to Donna,
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but he is wearing a dress. You're
wearing jeans. I'm very confused.
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All right. I gotta go to work, but
before I do, I have to do one thing
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HAHAHAHA!
Re-poofed your hair!
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Hey Randy, can you help that
chick sitting on the couch?
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Oh wait. That's you.
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Guys.
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Who put a sandwich
in the cash register?
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You can pay for things
with sandwiches?!
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Helloooo Hawaii!
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I did that Hyde. Sorry man.
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But I've been a little
scatterbrained lately.
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It's true. Cause I remember
when I first met you I thought...
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that guy is focused!
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Yeah. You've been acting
kinda weird even for you.
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Are you sober?
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No Aquarius.
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So what's wrong?
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I got a crush on someone.
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But I don't know
what to do about it.
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It's been al long time
since I've wooed a lady.
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First of, no-one uses the
phrase woo a lady anymore.
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THAT's why the girl
at the hub slapped me!
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No man, she slapped you because you
grabbed her ass and yelled: WOOOO a lady!
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Mrs. Forman, your
brownies saved my life!
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Christine was yelling at me all morning,
but then I gave her one of your brownies
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and then she
started liking me!
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Oh I don't believe
that for a minute.
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I could eat a whole tray of those
brownies and I still wouldn't like you.
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Red. Television's Christine
St. George LOVES my brownies,
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this is so exciting!
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I am IN a famous person's
stomach RIGHT NOW!
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Okay, well I need some more for
tomorrow so... could you make some?
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Oh. I just um... I just put Red's
chicken pot pie in the oven so...
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Here honey, eat around the chicken,
it is probably loaded with bacteria.
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Alright Leo,
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the problem that most guys have with picking
up chicks is that they over think things. So...
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you should be fine.
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All you have to
say to a lady is
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"Come here often?".
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If she says no,
grab her ass.
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You know she won't be coming back,
so you won't have to see her again.
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No. Look, I got an idea.
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Pretend we're at a bar and the
three of us are foxy ladies.
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Oeh, I'm a recent college graduate
with big boobs and an urge to explore!
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How's your daddy?
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Okay now, try to
pick one of us up.
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What are you doing man?
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You look the lightest.
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All right, put me down.
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Okay
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You're dumb and lazy
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There's my lady!
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Excuse me...
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you're blocking the aisle.
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Hey.
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Hi Leo.
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Come here often?
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Wow JJ!
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Seven jojo's at one time!
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I guess an act like that really
has it's ups and downs huh.
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I'm so glad I
fought for my country
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so that grown man can
play with his jojo.
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Oh shushy-shushy
grumpety-grump.
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Now before we go, I'd like to introduce the
newest family member of What's Up Wisconsin.
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She's my assistant.
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She's Jackie Burkhart!
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Come on honey,
come on in here!
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Oh my God, I'm on TV!
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Well for all of you watching in black
and white, I am wearing a navy twin set,
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my eye shadow is
periwinkle blue...
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HOLY MACARONI! It's Jackie!
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I know someone who is on TV!
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Waddaya know. It
really IS an idiot box.
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Jackie brings me the
most delicious brownies.
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BROWNIES! Red, those
are my brownies!
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Oh, they look so
much bigger on TV.
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So moist, you don't even
have to drink milk with them.
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NO MILK!
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That is the HIGHEST
compliment a brownie can have!
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Now Jackie darling, I must
know where you got them!
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FROM ME! SHE GOT
THEM FROM ME!
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Got them?
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I made them.
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Myself.
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What?
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It's an old Burkhart
family recipe.
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YOU LYING LITTLE MIDGET!
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This might be a
bad time to ask.
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But are you gonna start
getting lunch together?
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I can't believe
Leo likes me!
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I feel like I'm back in the
third grade and the slow kid
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who picks his nose just
gave me a Valentine.
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See, that is what you
get for leading Leo on.
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With your tight jeans and your heaving
chest and your large bedroom window.
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You know, there is a good chance
Leo forgets this whole thing.
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Just like he forgot
that other thing.
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The sixties.
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Well what am I gonna do? I
don't wanna hurt his feelings.
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Donna, I know this is weird for
you, but you have to remember,
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it is Hi-Larious for us.
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I think Leo and you
could be great together.
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I can see it now...
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Lovin' you
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is easy
'cause you're beautiful
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making love with you
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is all I wanna do
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Lovin' you
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is more than
just a dream come true
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and everything that I do
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is out of lovin' you
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La la la la la,
la la la la la
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La la la la la,
la la la la la
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Do do do do do
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Ahh
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No one else make me feel
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the colors that you bring
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Stay with me
while we grow old
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and we will live each day
in springtime
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Lovin' you
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has made me my life
so beautiful
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and every day of my life...
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I have to go talk to him!
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I ain't havin' no Leo-baby!
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Mrs. Forman you
gotta help me!
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I need another batch of
brownies and I need them bad!
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Okay. First, preheat
the oven to 350,
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then stick your head inside and bake the
lies out of your lying mouth you little liar!
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Please! It's the only thing
that keeps Christine of my back.
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I'm gonna lose my job,
please, you've gotta help me!
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Please....!
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Oh that is SO fake.
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Oh damn fine. I'm sorry.
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Well Christine caught me off guard I
was on TV, I didn't know what to say.
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How about Kitty Forman
baked the brownies?
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See how easy that was?
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I can even say it backwards.
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Brownies the
baked Forman Kitty.
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Okay. Okay, you're right.
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But now I'm in too deep,
so I am begging you:
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please could you just
make some more brownies?
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Drop it Jackie.
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I am not gonna let you continue to
take credit for all of my hard work.
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What if I take you to the studio and
introduce you to Christine St. George?
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I'll get the eggs,
you grease the pan!
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Hyde, I thought you said Leo
was supposed to be here today?
247
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Yeah. I put him on the schedule.
Which means he is either on his way in,
248
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or on his way to San
Francisco to see the Dud Show.
249
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I just wanna get
this over with.
250
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It's gonna be so hard.
251
00:15:18,780 --> 00:15:20,580
Donna, I know
how you must feel.
252
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Soft and smooth...
253
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- There's my girl!
- Hi Leo.
254
00:15:30,860 --> 00:15:33,340
Leo, you didn't have
to get me chocolates.
255
00:15:33,380 --> 00:15:35,740
Chocolates? That's my lunch.
256
00:15:38,860 --> 00:15:39,740
Leo, look.
257
00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,660
I am really flattered
that you like me.
258
00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:45,140
But... I can't be
your girlfriend.
259
00:15:46,220 --> 00:15:48,020
Is it because I'm black?
260
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You're not black.
261
00:15:53,540 --> 00:15:55,380
So, it's not that then.
262
00:15:56,180 --> 00:15:57,580
I know what it is,
263
00:15:57,940 --> 00:15:59,660
you like that Randy guy.
264
00:15:59,780 --> 00:16:01,620
What? No, I don't.
265
00:16:01,660 --> 00:16:02,860
Yes, you do.
266
00:16:02,980 --> 00:16:06,020
So I think maybe it's best
that we stop seeing each other.
267
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:08,700
Wait a minute,
268
00:16:09,140 --> 00:16:10,700
you're breaking up with me?
269
00:16:10,740 --> 00:16:13,140
I'm sorry but I just
can't date a racist.
270
00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:20,460
So man, how did it go?
271
00:16:20,740 --> 00:16:23,580
He thinks I like Randy!
Can you believe that?
272
00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:26,540
Donna. Leo has never been right
about anything in his life.
273
00:16:27,540 --> 00:16:29,220
Except for the fact
that you're into Randy.
274
00:16:30,780 --> 00:16:32,460
What are you talking about?
275
00:16:32,740 --> 00:16:35,900
Hiii Randy, I like music,
do you like music toooooo?
276
00:16:37,060 --> 00:16:38,060
Shut up.
277
00:16:38,180 --> 00:16:40,900
Look at my butt! I made
it just for youououuu!
278
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:43,980
You are so far off!
279
00:16:44,020 --> 00:16:45,820
Come in man, you're in
the store more then I am!
280
00:16:45,860 --> 00:16:47,460
You giggle at
everything he says.
281
00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:49,620
You guys are like a
bad Carpenter song.
282
00:16:50,820 --> 00:16:52,740
You're like any
Carpenter song!
283
00:16:54,900 --> 00:16:57,700
Okay. Fine. Maybe I
like him a little bit.
284
00:16:57,860 --> 00:17:01,180
But if you tell anyone I
will freakin' kick your ass.
285
00:17:02,060 --> 00:17:03,380
You bitch!
286
00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:08,740
So Leo, you're single again.
287
00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:10,660
You gonna be ok?
288
00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:14,060
Yeah. I've already got
my eye on somebody better.
289
00:17:17,380 --> 00:17:18,300
Excuse me.
290
00:17:22,660 --> 00:17:23,300
Hey.
291
00:17:23,940 --> 00:17:25,420
Come here often?
292
00:17:32,780 --> 00:17:35,740
Join us tomorrow as
we examine the pain
293
00:17:35,780 --> 00:17:39,940
suffered from al local family
from religious prejudice.
294
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:45,500
And Sparky, the water-skiing
squirrel will be here too!
295
00:17:45,540 --> 00:17:48,860
Until then: What's
Up, Wisconsin!
296
00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:53,260
Oh, Ms. St. George,
that was a great show.
297
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:53,980
Thank you.
298
00:17:54,060 --> 00:17:57,020
Oh I would love for you to
meet one of your biggest fans.
299
00:17:57,060 --> 00:17:58,900
This is Kitty Forman...
300
00:17:58,980 --> 00:18:00,180
- Hello.
- Christine.
301
00:18:00,220 --> 00:18:02,860
Ohhh it is such an
honor to meet you.
302
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:06,100
You look so much
taller in person.
303
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:09,460
Of course we only have
a nineteen inch TV-set.
304
00:18:11,060 --> 00:18:11,860
Okayyy.
305
00:18:11,980 --> 00:18:13,900
I also brought
you some brownies.
306
00:18:13,940 --> 00:18:16,740
Oh isn't that
wonderful of her.
307
00:18:16,740 --> 00:18:20,100
You know Jackie, I was
thinking that on tomorrow's show
308
00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:22,500
you and I might
make these brownies.
309
00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:26,740
You know, you'd stir the eggs and
I'd come up with some funny yolks.
310
00:18:28,220 --> 00:18:30,300
A cooking segment?!
311
00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:35,380
Oh that is just... that is
just... just my dream come true!
312
00:18:36,340 --> 00:18:37,460
For you...
313
00:18:39,620 --> 00:18:42,820
Oh... Ms. St. George, I
have to tell you something.
314
00:18:43,460 --> 00:18:45,700
I didn't bake the
brownies, Kitty did.
315
00:18:45,740 --> 00:18:47,140
Who's Kitty, dear?
316
00:18:48,820 --> 00:18:51,820
- Uhm... that's me.
- Oh. Well,
317
00:18:51,860 --> 00:18:53,020
good for you.
318
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:57,100
Would you uh give me just
a moment with my assistant?
319
00:18:57,140 --> 00:19:00,980
Oh of course. Would it be okay if I
just sat in your chair for a minute?
320
00:19:01,020 --> 00:19:05,100
Oh sure. My fake
casa is you fake casa!
321
00:19:07,740 --> 00:19:09,980
Okay Ms. St. George,
I'm really sorry.
322
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:10,860
No.
323
00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:17,580
What you showed me just now, proves that
you are a sweet, honest, young woman.
324
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:21,980
And that CRAP will get you
nowhere in show business!
325
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:26,460
So what? Am I supposed to lie and cheat
and take credit for other people's work?
326
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:29,060
That's how I paid
for my Mercedes.
327
00:19:29,780 --> 00:19:32,420
You can't be
afraid to be tough.
328
00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:36,100
Oh I'm tough. I'm
very very tough.
329
00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:38,340
People always say
what a bitch I am!
330
00:19:38,620 --> 00:19:41,500
Well, for your sake,
I hope they're right!
331
00:19:42,660 --> 00:19:46,060
Now please, get this
crazy lady off my set.
332
00:19:47,580 --> 00:19:49,620
Coming up next...
333
00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:54,300
A potato chip that looks
like Henry Kissinger...
334
00:20:03,940 --> 00:20:08,220
See if you can find that potato
chip. It sounds fascinating.
335
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,740
Before we bring up
the tap-dancing parrot,
336
00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:17,540
I have a correction to
make from yesterday's show.
337
00:20:18,340 --> 00:20:21,380
RED! She's gonna say me name! Are you taping
it? Do you know how to use the machine?!
338
00:20:21,660 --> 00:20:23,780
YES... I know how to
use the machine...
339
00:20:24,460 --> 00:20:29,300
Those brownies I so enjoyed were
made by the talented and lovely
340
00:20:29,740 --> 00:20:30,740
Kitty Forshack.
341
00:20:32,220 --> 00:20:33,060
FORSHACK?
342
00:20:33,820 --> 00:20:36,380
No no that doesn't
sound rig... ahh... Forman!
343
00:20:36,580 --> 00:20:38,621
Kathy Forman.
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