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Welcome to hell!
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Hyde. New releases just
arrived at the store.
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Oh! Is that Abba?
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Huh
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Oh cool! I love
the Talking Heads.
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They have a girl in the band and she�s like a real
musician who doesn�t have to use her sex-appeal.
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Although it wouldn�t kill
her to put on some lipstick.
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Maybe pop a few zits�I mean
you�re on stage for God�s sake.
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My band has a girl in it too. We
totally respect her as a musician.
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A musician with
really big boobs.
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Hey. You know what they
should have? An all girl band.
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Except in stead of playing instruments,
they just dance around and make out.
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You know you and Karan
could totally hit it off.
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My band and I are heading up to my parents
cabin this weekend. If you wanna come?
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Oh well
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me to shave a G into his
back for the Packers� game.
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Soooo�.
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YES, I would love to come.
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Ohhh Barry Manilow.
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Alright Randy, here is
what I want you to do.
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Take this record,
go back to the store.
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Anybody looks like a Manilow-fan,
chuck it at their head.
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Even better. I�ll throw
it at their crotch.
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We don�t want those
people reproducing.
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Sooo�Donna.
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Sounds good. You
and Randy in a cabin.
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Breathing in the
fresh mountain air.
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Having sex.
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What are you talking about?
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Well you see, when a boy likes a
girl, the boy gets the girl drunk�
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Hyde.
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That�s not gonna happen.
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He�s not into me like that and he
knows I�m getting over a break-up.
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Come on man. Don�t you
know how guys think?
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Not really.
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The only guy I have ever been
with is Eric, and as far as I know,
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a typical guys thoughts are: Who would
win in a fight? Bigfoot or Chewbacca?
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All right.
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Here is what a typical
guy thinks about.
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Sex, beer and pinball.
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Now,
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if a guy can have sex while
drinking beer on a pinball machine�
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well that�s the beautiful
story of how I met my wife.
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Well�if it isn�t Miss Mooch,
my unemployed roommate.
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What would you like to mooch
today? My cheese puffs?
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My yoo-hoo?
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My Oil of Olaz?
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Fez, I want to find work
but it�s really hard.
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I spend all morning going
to every store in the mall.
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And when I find the right
outfit, I�m gonna look for a job.
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Fez! I look fantastic!
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You know, I always give
credit where credit is due. So,
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thank you God for my
fantastic bone-structure!
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So Christine, what�s on the agenda
for my favorite local talk show host?
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I mean besides from
looking Fez-tastic.
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Well today I�m
off to the zoo.
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It seems a baby
elephant is being born.
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And I wanna be the
first thing it sees,
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so it knows there is
beauty in this ugly world.
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Well for my money, nothing
beats the time when you
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ran along with cops and stopped
the liquor store hold-up.
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Well, I got lucky then. The day before
the show I learned to do the Flamenco.
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And as it turns out,
a high dance kick
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doubles beautifully for a
knock-out blow to the face.
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Ciao darling!
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I love it when she says ciao. It's like
she made up a whole new way to say goodbye.
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Was that Christine St.
George?! She my idol!
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THAT's who I should
be working for!
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OH! We could co-anchor
What's Up Wisconsin together!
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Oh, I could
just picture it!
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- I'm Christine St. George.
- And I'm Jackie St. Jackie!
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And it's time to ask...
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- What's up Wisconsin?
- What's up Wisconsin?
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Coming up today: war,
famine, disease...
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But first, our top story.
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Jackie St. Jackie
is SPECTACULAR!
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And in sports
today: I'm GORGEOUS!
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Oh, this is just in.
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Jackie St. Jackie is
the greatest girl ever!
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- I am!
- I know!
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Jackie St. Jackie?
I got breaking news.
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You're freaking nuts!
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Oh Jackie, you're watching Christine
St. George. I just love her!
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The other day she had
a tiger cub on her show
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it was just the sweetest
thing you ever saw!
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Right up until it
mauled the weather man.
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Yah, but he
probably deserved it.
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He looks like he
smells like ham.
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Oh but you what Christine
handled it perfectly.
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She distracted the tiger with
the food critic�s lamb chop
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and then she made a tourniquet
out of her microphone cord.
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I know, she's amazing!
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Oh, oh she's back!
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That sure is one
big pumpkin Tim!
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Coming up, a high school
marching band that collectively
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has lost more
then 400 pounds!
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You know what?
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I'm gonna write Christine a
letter and ask her for a job.
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Oh no no no no, you have got
to go talk to her in person.
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Trust me, there is nothing celebrities like
more then people showing up in their offices.
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Steven,
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you have finally reached that point in your
life where you're no longer a dumb-ass-kid.
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You're a
dumb-ass-man.
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Wow. Those dumb-ass-teen
years just flew by.
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And now that you're married,
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I'm gonna take you through a rite
of passage. To the Viking Lodge
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Gosh Red. I don't
know what to say.
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I guess the first thing
that comes to mind is uh...
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no.
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I stripped at the Viking Lodge
in Vegas for a guys 85th birthday.
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He had a heart attack.
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But then the paramedics showed up
and they were really good tippers.
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Come on Steven!
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You need a place where you can hang out
and have a beer with other married men.
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BOY does that sound boring.
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Hanging out in a dingy room
drinking beer and doing nothing.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'll be in the basement...
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All right Red.
I guess I'll go.
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You're not gonna make me wear one
of those silly Viking heads are you?
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Course not, don't
be ridiculous.
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Ours have horns
and chin straps.
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And your name stitched
in yarn. It's very classy.
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Wow. Nice cabin.
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It has a cozy, mid-century
dead carcass feel to it.
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Yeah. I like to come up here when
I really feel like roughing it.
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So, you hook up the VCR,
I�ll go microwave some nachos
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Heyyy Donna.
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Did you have sex
with Randy yet?
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Would you shut up?!
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That is NOT what
this weekend is about.
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Oh.
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Yeah. You�re right.
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A guy invites a hot girl to a
private cabin deep in the woods.
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It can only mean one thing.
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He wants you to
meet his band!
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Okay.
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Maybe it�s a little weird
that they�re not here.
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A little weird?
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That�s like saying it�s a little crazy
that you�re talking to a floating head.
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We are all alone.
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Did bring wine.
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Wait a minute! Maybe you�re right
! Maybe he wants to get it on!
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Did somebody
say �get it on�?
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Fez will you
get out of here?
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Yeah Fez, beat it!
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Why you�
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Son of a bitch!
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Hiiii, uh, I�m here to
see Christine St. George.
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Do you have an appointment?
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No, but I am her biggest fan and
I would love to be her co-anchor.
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Okay, have a seat and a
psychiatrist will be right with you.
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Oh please Miss, couldn�t you
just let us in for two minutes?
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I got a better idea.
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How about if I let
you in for no minutes?
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Please? Please could you let us in?
I know I have what it takes to be on TV
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and I just need to demonstrate
my talents to Christine.
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Oh and I just
want an autograph.
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Or a souvenir.
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She made cheesecake on
yesterday�s show, is that around?
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You really want
to get in huh?
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Okay, I�m thinking of a
number between one and ten.
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- Six.
- You got it!
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Ohhh So does that mean
that we can go in?!
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No. That�s the number of cops I�m
gonna call if you don�t beat it.
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But... I�m supposed
to be her co-anchor!
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And I�m supposed to
be Brooke Shields.
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Ain�t life a bitch?
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So Steven, this is the Viking
Lodge. What do you think?
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I can see why you got that
CPR poster in the hallway.
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Red!
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It�s great to see you
! Who�s the new guy?
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Murph, Smitty, this
is my friend Steven.
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Hey
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Steven just got married.
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My condolences.
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Listen. I�ve been married for forty
years and I�m half the man I used to be.
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But it even out.
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My wife is twice the
woman she used to be.
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He�s saying she�s fat.
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Biiiiig woman.
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You know, pretty soon your wife will be
nagging at you about doing one chore or another.
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You know uh taking out the
garbage, mowing the lawn.
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Making love to her.
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Wait till she starts finishing
your sentences for you.
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Or in my case, my pieces.
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You know I used to think it was cute
when my wife finished my sentences.
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You know what I want
her to finish now?
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Living!
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See,
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that�s the thing
about marriage.
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No-one tells you
about the three rings.
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There�s the engagement
ring, the wedding ring,
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and the suffer-ring.
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He�s saying she�s annoying.
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Biiiiig pain.
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Is this all you guys do? Kinda stand around
the bar and complain about your wives?
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Of course not!
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So listen. I�m having a
few drinks the other night.
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And my old lady says: I suppose you
like yourself better when you�re drunk?
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I says: No, I
like you better.
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My wife came to me the other day
and said: We don�t talk anymore!
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And I said: You
ruined the streak!
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You know, I�m learning a
lot from you guys in here.
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For instance: bras.
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Not just for girls.
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the steam is great.
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Time to loosen the towel
and release the hounds
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Don�t look
down�.don�t look down�
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Aaaaahhhhh! I
saw the hounds!
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Ms. St. George,
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you put the beauty
in beautiful, the sass
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in sassy and what else can
I say? I love a big tip!
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And what else can I say?
I love a big kiss-ass!
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So, who is gonna be
on the show today?
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Oh, Pete Rose.
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I gotta go warm-up, I don�t want
my slider to hang over the plate.
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He really took me
downtown last time,
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but not today Pete Rose!
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NOT today.
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Okay well, let me get your hair
products, I�ll be right back.
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Okay darling.
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Hiiiii, this is Jackie St. Jackie,
reporting live from Fresh Hair.
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Today�s topic: Ugly people
who are running with scissors,
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health hazard or
community service?
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Ohhhh why hello
Christine St. George!
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Why hello crazy girl
talking into a hairbrush!
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Jackie!
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Out! Out! Out! Out!
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I apologize Miss St. George.
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This is Jackie, my roommate.
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She wants to be your co-anchor
on What�s Up Wisconsin.
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Huh. Well, from what I�ve
seen you do so far Jackie�.
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I�d say yououou
have what it takes.
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Really?!
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Uhhhh no. But you seem like a
dear thing so good luck to you.
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Adios!
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Adios? How does she
even come up with those?
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OH, she forgot her hair
products. Christine!
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Wait! No no! Fez! Wait, wait,
let me deliver them to the studio.
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00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,720
They�ll have to let me
in and I can talk to her.
241
00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:57,560
I don�t know Jackie.
242
00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:59,760
I�ll give you a free
peek at me in the shower.
243
00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:02,320
This end is up
244
00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:12,760
Well, it took a while, but then the rugged
outdoors man finally got the fire going.
245
00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:16,600
Lucky for us he
was hiking by.
246
00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:22,520
Well Randy. Here
we are. All alone.
247
00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:25,720
In front of a
nice roaring fire.
248
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:29,160
This has worked
out perfectly.
249
00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:33,000
The only thing you forgot
is I�m not a stupid bimbo!
250
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:34,680
What?
251
00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:38,720
This whole act may work on your
little groupies, but not me.
252
00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:42,040
So find another groupie to
grope, you gross groupie groper!
253
00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:46,080
Donna, how can
you say that?
254
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:50,000
I mean literally, that
sounded really hard to say!
255
00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:54,000
This whole night has been one
long set up to get me alone!
256
00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:56,480
Oops, my friends didn�t
make it, what�s next,
257
00:14:56,480 --> 00:15:00,200
oops, I spilled wine on your
blouse, oops, we�re naked!
258
00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:03,120
Oops, made an ice cream
sundae on your boobs!
259
00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:07,640
Uh Donna�meet my band.
260
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,600
The band is here!
261
00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:16,080
Band, meet Donna.
262
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:18,320
Believe it or
not, she�s sober.
263
00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,800
I�ll help you guys
unload the van.
264
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,120
Uhm Randy�
265
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:29,080
I feel like such a moron, I thought
you were trying to hit on me.
266
00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:30,920
Donna, I wouldn�t do that.
267
00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:33,840
I�m pretty old-fashioned
when it comes to romance.
268
00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:37,160
We�re talking flowers,
candy, love poems.
269
00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:38,240
And well,
270
00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:40,800
you haven�t given me
any of those things.
271
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,600
I mean this is gonna be
really hard to say but
272
00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:50,800
I�m sorry that I called you a groupie gro
- a gross groupie�
273
00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:52,320
I can�t even say it.
274
00:15:56,960 --> 00:15:58,720
Wait, you two aren�t
going to do it?!
275
00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:00,800
No. You guys were wrong.
276
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:04,360
And since I control you,
I can make you do this!
277
00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:11,040
Donna stop it!
278
00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:13,920
Gross man, what did
you eat for lunch?!
279
00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:20,920
Christine St. George?
Hi, uh Jackie Burkhart.
280
00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:24,320
Yes the roving
hairbrush reporter.
281
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:27,040
How did you get
past reception?
282
00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:30,840
Well I really wanted to talk to you, so I
asked Fez if I could deliver your hair products.
283
00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:33,960
Oh. Oh! Well
I�m glad you did.
284
00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:38,920
Because now that I see you
standing in a television studio,
285
00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:42,240
I think you have a solid
career ahead of you.
286
00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:44,000
As a delivery girl.
287
00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:47,200
Can I validate
your parking?
288
00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,520
But Ms. St. George please, if
you would just give me a chance?
289
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:53,080
Look, I know I have what
it takes to be on TV.
290
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:55,200
I own three of them!
291
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,960
I also know
everything about you.
292
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,920
What you like, what you
don�t like. What you wear.
293
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:06,200
Dear, these are skills
I could teach a monkey
294
00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:11,640
And as a matter of
fact, I did. Episode 427.
295
00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:14,920
Wow.
296
00:17:15,240 --> 00:17:16,680
But here�s the good news.
297
00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:17,920
I like you.
298
00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:20,800
You�ve got sssspirit.
299
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,960
No�m�moxie, yes mo� Wait,
300
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,920
no, it�s it�s gumption.
301
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:29,000
Oh there�s a word for it
and I can�t think what it is�
302
00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,720
Oh well. But the
point is, look,
303
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:36,720
you have a job if you
want it, as my assistant.
304
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:37,880
- Really?!
- Yes.
305
00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:38,920
Ohhh I�ll take it!
306
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:41,880
Ohhh! I have a job in
television! Oh wait, wait,
307
00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:44,320
do I get to say
What�s Up Wisconsin?
308
00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:46,680
You can answer the
phone any way you like!
309
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:56,240
Oh there is my little
Viking-in-training.
310
00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:58,960
So, how was last night?
311
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,240
Don�t even get me
started on the hounds.
312
00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:04,400
Oh! The hounds�
313
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,760
The hounds are an
old man�s testicles.
314
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,680
I don�t know how I�m gonna tell
Red, but I don�t wanna be a Viking.
315
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:16,320
All that those guys do is sit around
and complain about their wives.
316
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:19,760
Oh Steven no. Those men
were just kidding around.
317
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,840
Did Red tell the one
about the three rings?
318
00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:23,160
I came up with that.
319
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:28,160
Steven!
320
00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:31,400
Bad news about
the Viking Lodge.
321
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:32,640
They don�t want you back.
322
00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:36,440
All my hopes and
dreams have been...
323
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:37,880
unaffected.
324
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:43,240
But you know, just out of curiosity,
why would they not want me back?
325
00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,040
It was Smitty.
326
00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:48,480
He felt that your
eyes were�lingering�
327
00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:58,240
Oh Jackie.
328
00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:00,200
How is the first
day of work going?
329
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:04,640
Terrific. I can�t believe I�m in
the glamorous world of show business.
330
00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:06,760
I have finally arrived!
331
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,120
Oh, here is your coffee.
332
00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:08,960
Thank you
333
00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:16,480
Uhm, I asked for half
and half. This is milk.
334
00:19:17,440 --> 00:19:20,240
Right, but I kind of thought
they were the same thing.
335
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:25,640
No no, half and half is
NOT the same thing as milk.
336
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:26,840
They�re different.
337
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:33,120
Just as listening to me and NOT
listening to me�.are different.
338
00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:38,080
Like happy and
FURIOUS are different!
339
00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:41,080
Like employed and
FIRED are different,
340
00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:43,960
do we understand
each other? GOOD!
341
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:48,400
Now get me the coffee I want
or I�ll get a monkey to do it!
342
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:53,560
Jackie! Psst! Come here!
343
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,480
Don�t take it
so hard sweetie.
344
00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:01,240
Sometimes Christine flies
off the handle like that.
345
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:03,520
But most of the time
she�s a real sweetheart.
346
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:05,080
- Oh. Really?
- No.
347
00:20:06,318 --> 00:20:07,873
Welcome to hell!
348
00:20:12,784 --> 00:20:13,379
Hey.
349
00:20:14,603 --> 00:20:16,348
The name of the Show is
"What's up, Wisconsin."
350
00:20:16,502 --> 00:20:19,777
Why is it that every story
you write is about Minneapolis?
351
00:20:20,862 --> 00:20:22,672
All right, you know what?
You're fired.
352
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:24,473
Go take a slow boat
to China.
353
00:20:25,881 --> 00:20:26,938
Maybe I will.
354
00:20:27,551 --> 00:20:28,676
I love boats.
355
00:20:33,249 --> 00:20:34,189
Hey, Christine?
356
00:20:34,468 --> 00:20:36,744
Hey, what do you think
about my new beret?
357
00:20:37,295 --> 00:20:38,987
This is what
I think about it!
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