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What the hell is
going on here?!
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Well these guys were supposed to go on a
three-hour tour, but now they're shipwrecked.
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And the sexual tension between Gilligan
and the skipper is reaching a braking point.
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It's so stupid.
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Why don't they just kill
the fat one for food?
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I'm not talking
about Giligan.
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I'm talking about the new
guy sitting in my chair.
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Fez, chairs are first
come, first served.
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We decided that in The Great
Chair Negotiation of '78.
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Although that doesn't apply to me due to the "If you
sit in my chair, I'll kick you in the nad's" amendment.
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Here, you can have
it. I don't mind.
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You'll live another day...
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Fez, why do you
pick on Randy?
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Based on his hair and good looks,
I think he is a really good person.
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I just don't like people who
aren't from here, that's all.
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You know I was thinking we could get out of
here anyway. Maybe go somewhere, have some fun?
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Why are you trying
to ruin our Saturday?
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Come on, let's go down to Fatso
Burger and get some burgers and fries.
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Teenagers love
burgers and fries!
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- Nah...
- no thanks...
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What if I said I'm buying?
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Randy, on behalf of all
of us, I just like to say:
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I can smell the oniony
thanks all the way over here.
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Listen Randy.
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Just because I ate
three hamburgers...
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doesn't mean I like you.
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It just means
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I have no self-control.
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Yeah.
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Look at that
disgusting clown.
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It's totally
freaking me out.
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You're scared of Fatso?
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But he's the friendly
neighborhood clown
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who gives grade D beef
to all the boys and girls.
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Well I just don't like the
way his eyes follow me around.
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It's the same
reason I hate art.
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What have I told you kids
? What have I told you?
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Don't pee on the
bathroom key?
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One ketchup bottle per
table. One ketchup per table.
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Why do you say
everything twice?
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Shut up. Shut up!
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I hate that guy.
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He acts like he
owns the place.
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He does own the place.
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Well he acts like it.
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Hey, he's just a small businessman
trying to make ends meet.
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Let's ruin him.
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I've got it! Let's throw a
bunch of pickles at his window!
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Then, he'll become a prisoner
of his own pickle-prison.
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Or... we could steal
Fatso the Clown.
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Steal Fatso the
Clown... alright man!
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Yay Randy!
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Noooo boo Randy! Yay Fez!
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Pickle attack, let's do it!
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Where did it go?
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Okay, I have
a better idea...
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let's steal that clown!
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We're stealing a clown!
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God, being bad
is so exciting.
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My palms are sweaty.
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When I was with Eric, the only times my palms were
sweaty was when I was holding his sweaty palms.
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Well I don't want anything to
do with that red-nosed freak.
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Why are you so
afraid of clowns?
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It was my 7th
birthday party.
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This clown asked me if I wanted
to smell his pretty flower.
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And when I did...
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it squirted water
all over my face...
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and then he offered
me his handkerchief...
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when I pulled it
out of his pocket...
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it just kept
coming... and coming...
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and coming...
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And that's why
you hate clowns?
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No, later, I walked in on
him making out with my Mom.
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Pie-throwing bastard!
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Okay, wire cutters, crescent
wrench and a bolt cutter.
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What about an axe?
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Do we need an axe?
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No... I think we're good...
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but if we decided to go on a killing
rampage in a sleep-away camp...
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I'll call you.
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Okay smart guy. I thought
of something you haven't.
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We need a getaway-car.
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See, your plan
is unraveling.
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I thought we could take that
station wagon right there.
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Damn. Your plan
has re-ravelled.
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But wait... Red
has the keys! Aha!
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Your plan is
unraveling again.
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We don't need the keys!
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I'll hotwire that
son of a bitch!
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What's the big deal? I'll just
ask Red if I can borrow the car.
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Uh while your at it, why don't you ask
Red if your ass can borrow his foot.
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Uhh no. I think I'll
just ask for the car.
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I'll ask Red. I have a
lot of experience with him.
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He loves me because I used
to have sex with his daughter.
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Okay Randy, watch and learn.
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Hey Red, reading the
paper, that good old paper.
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- Get out.
- Okay the plan is off.
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Uh.
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Hey Mr. Forman, I thought maybe
you could lend us the Vista Cruiser.
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Well that's interesting Kitty. I don't see
anything in here about hell freezing over.
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It's just... I wanted to build a wheelchair ramp
for my grandmother and I wanted to buy some lumber.
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Come on Red!
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Just picture his poor old grandmother going down the
stairs in a wheelchair, bouncing all over the place!
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Oh, I don't mean to laugh.
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Red, she needs his help.
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Oh fine.
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But fill up the tank, bring
it back by tomorrow and
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do something with
that hair. Jeez!
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A wheelchair ramp?!
What a load of crap.
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Fez, my grandmother IS in
a wheelchair. She had polio.
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Well everything works
out perfect for you...
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I can't believe I'm
an accessory to crime!
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We could get caught!
I could get arrested!
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I could go to a girl-prison
this freakin' rocks.
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I remember my first crime.
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Grand theft tricycle.
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I did three days in
the crib for that job.
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There is a car
coming! Scatter!
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Oh no! I didn't scatter!
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What's cooking Fatso?
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Uhm
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Welcome to Fatso Burger!
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I'll have a uh big Fatso
combo with extra secret sauce.
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Would you like
apple-pie with that?
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Sure!
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And the extra large
soda for ten cents more?
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Okay.
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Oh, and onion rings
are free with all that.
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I'll take 'm!
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So let me read that back:
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one big Fatso combo
with extra sauce,
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an apple pie, extra large
soda and one onion rings.
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You got it.
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Sorry. We're closed.
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What?! Then why did
you take my order?!
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Thank you.
Please drive away.
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But I'm hungry!
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Then go get a pizza!
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I had pizza for lunch!
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Well whose fault is that?!
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Go to hell fatso!
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See you there lard-ass!
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That was awesome!
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Bob has gotten into a
fight with a ceramic clown!
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Believe it or not, it
wasn't the first time.
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Okay Fatso, you're
coming with us.
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And if you try to
fight back, well,
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that'll scare the
living crap out of us.
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Okay you guys,
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after this we
should steal a car!
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No! A kid!
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Donna... that's kidnapping.
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Okay fine, a dog!
Just something alive!
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Now don't drink
too much Fatso,
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you've got to drive your 30
friends home later in your tiny car.
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You guys, stealing this clown was an
immature act of revenge and vandalism.
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Oeh, let's draw
boobs on him!
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So you guys, whaaaaaah!
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What the hell is
that doing here?!
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We stole Fatso the Clown!
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And now we're gonna...
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uhm...
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what do we do with
a stolen clown?
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This is what we do
with a stolen clown.
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00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:11,640
Actually, this is what we
do without a stolen clown.
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It always comes
back to this.
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Thanks for bringing
me here you guys!
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So Fatso, now that you're free, is
there anything we can do for ya?
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Huhuh yeah.
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Find me a really trashy
clown-hooker with nice long legs
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and a pair of
double-D * *!
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I found this in the garage.
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Oh Randy, you think
you are so funny...
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That was funny.
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Look at that
freaky-ass clown.
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It's just staring at me...
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he doesn't even blink...
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It's because he likes you.
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He loves you.
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He wants to marry you
and then.. kill you!
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00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:11,320
You guys, something
terrible happened.
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Fatso the Clown was stolen!
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What?
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But he was a
Wisconsin landmark.
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He's been sitting on that bun
since I was a little girl!
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I feel so guilty.
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I was the last
one to talk to him.
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We had an awful fight.
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What are you crying about?
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It was a speaker
with a face on it.
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Oh he was more than that!
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He was a part
of our history.
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I got a lot of warm memories
about that place too.
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I knocked up Midgy
in the parking lot.
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Don't you remember Red? When we were
dating, we used to go to Fatso Burger
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every Friday night and
just dream about our future.
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I thought we were
just eating burgers.
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Women are always
doing something else!
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That's true.
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Midgy was drinking a shake
when I knocked her up.
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Rock, paper,
scissors, shoot!
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Paper again Fatso?
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I win.
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Okay, let me try.
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Rock, paper,
scissors, shoot!
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00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:31,480
Owaahh, we both did paper!
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Congratulations Fez.
You tied a ceramic clown.
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You guys, I got
to turn on the TV.
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Ugh Donna, no-one is in the mood for
one of your muscle-building shows.
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No,
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The whole town is pissed
about Fatso being stolen.
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I'll always remember where I was when
I heard the news that Fatso was stolen.
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I was reading the
paper in the can.
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It was the same
way with Kennedy.
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Whoever stole this, you
didn't just steal a clown,
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you stole a little piece of Point Place.
And you should be ashamed of yourselves.
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I have a message for
you from this man.
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who's too choked
up to speak.
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We will find you!
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We will find you!
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Well kids, it looks like you're
really in some deep * *!
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You're not funny.
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Why is it so damn funny?
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I knew we shouldn't have stolen that clown. If
we wanted to get back at that Fatso burger guy,
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we should just have done what my Dad would have
done. Hire the Sagito brothers to torch the place.
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This is big. The
whole town is upset.
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Even my grandmother rolled
down there to show her support.
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What the hell
are we gonna do?
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It's so simple, it's
so freakin' simple!
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All we need to do is
get rid of the body.
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We need a hacksaw, a bunch of garbage
bags and a bathtub filled with acid.
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Yeah guys, this is serious. You know
what the penalty for stealing a clown is?
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The cops line you up and shoot you with one
of those guns that has a flag that says Bang.
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Hehe. I've been wanting
to say that all day.
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What in the world?
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00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:38,120
Okay Red, before you
kill us one by one,
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let me just say
this, it was his idea.
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Nice going.
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I hate that ugly thing.
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It's always smiling
when nothing's funny.
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Yeah so... You're not angry?
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What makes you
think I'd be angry?
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Uhm every other experience
we've ever had with you?
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Well I think it's hilarious.
But Kitty is very upset.
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Apparently this thing is some
kind of symbol of our love.
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Help me toss it
in the dumpster.
247
00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:15,640
Whoooo! I'm not
touching that thing.
248
00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:17,760
Well I don't have a grip...
249
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:22,200
What is going
on down there?!
250
00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:23,360
Hide the clown!
251
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,160
- I don't want it!
- Don't give it to me!
252
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,040
Oh my God! It
is looking at me!
253
00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:41,960
What on earth was
all that yelling?
254
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,560
Oh nothing. We were just The
Boy in The Plastic Bubble.
255
00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:49,080
And someone came really near the
bubble with a pair of scissors.
256
00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:53,920
Well did you kids hear that some
vandals stole Fatso the Clown?
257
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:56,200
Uh no, this is the
first we're hearing it...
258
00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:58,560
Well I am just so upset
about this that I...
259
00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:01,080
I need to make
some comfort food.
260
00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,560
So oh, I came down here to
get peas for a casserole.
261
00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:04,440
Nooooo!
262
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:07,080
What?
263
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,400
Aren't... fresh
peas... better?
264
00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:12,920
Well don't be silly.
265
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,880
Frozen peas are fine
266
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:18,600
It's not a holiday
267
00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:21,520
Okay let's see,
268
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:24,840
peas, breadcrumbs...
oh I forgot the corn!
269
00:16:34,940 --> 00:16:38,780
I can't believe you
dismembered Fatso!
270
00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:44,420
What is the matter with you kids,
this clown means something to people.
271
00:16:44,460 --> 00:16:46,500
Look how upset Red is!
272
00:16:49,380 --> 00:16:50,340
Yes...
273
00:16:50,980 --> 00:16:51,980
upset!
274
00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:53,780
All of you...
275
00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:55,340
dumb-ass...
276
00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:58,620
Mrs. Forman, I can explain.
277
00:17:00,140 --> 00:17:01,780
There is nothing
to do in this town.
278
00:17:02,420 --> 00:17:05,300
I am so disappointed in you.
279
00:17:05,380 --> 00:17:08,740
Especially after everything I've
done for you, I have opened my home,
280
00:17:08,780 --> 00:17:13,100
I have cooked you meals, I've
loved you like you're own children.
281
00:17:13,220 --> 00:17:14,980
She did that
for all of you?
282
00:17:16,220 --> 00:17:18,220
Men you guys are
a bunch of jerks.
283
00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:20,540
Now,
284
00:17:20,980 --> 00:17:22,500
here's what you're gonna do.
285
00:17:22,540 --> 00:17:25,860
You are gonna glue
poor Fatso back together
286
00:17:25,860 --> 00:17:29,140
and you are gonna take
him back to his burger.
287
00:17:30,460 --> 00:17:31,580
Right Red?
288
00:17:32,540 --> 00:17:33,420
Yes...
289
00:17:34,740 --> 00:17:36,820
because... if..
if you don't...
290
00:17:37,580 --> 00:17:38,660
furious.
291
00:17:40,340 --> 00:17:41,940
Foots in asses!
292
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:48,500
Holy hell.
293
00:17:49,220 --> 00:17:50,740
Did you see that?
294
00:17:51,900 --> 00:17:53,980
I've never seen
Red so angry!
295
00:18:01,860 --> 00:18:04,100
I can't believe we're
taking the clown back.
296
00:18:04,860 --> 00:18:06,740
You know what we
should have done?
297
00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:09,980
Smash it into powder,
mix it in the Fatsoburgers
298
00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:13,140
and force fed it to the redundant
old fart who owns the place.
299
00:18:14,340 --> 00:18:16,180
Now that's sick!
300
00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:19,340
Oh my God Fez, there
is a cop following us.
301
00:18:19,340 --> 00:18:19,980
Where?!
302
00:18:20,020 --> 00:18:22,100
Don't look, he's
pulling up next to us.
303
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:23,980
Hurry, cover that
clown with your body.
304
00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:26,620
Make it look like you're
making out with it!
305
00:18:30,460 --> 00:18:31,940
No, I don't want to!
306
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:34,220
Kiss it man! We
can't get caught now!
307
00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:45,660
Hey, someone put their
old gum in his mouth!
308
00:18:48,140 --> 00:18:49,340
I did that!
309
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:53,660
There is no cop and
you kissed a clown!
310
00:18:54,780 --> 00:18:57,140
I can't believe I got to
third base with a clown.
311
00:18:58,060 --> 00:19:00,340
Fez, there is nothing
below his waist.
312
00:19:01,220 --> 00:19:02,940
I got a hold of something.
313
00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:13,140
I used to think criminals were stupid
for returning to the scene of the crime.
314
00:19:13,140 --> 00:19:14,660
But I get it now.
315
00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:16,820
It's all about the rush!
316
00:19:17,380 --> 00:19:18,420
You know,
317
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,220
now that I've seen
Fatso make out with Fez,
318
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:23,780
he's not so scary anymore.
319
00:19:24,140 --> 00:19:25,020
See,
320
00:19:25,900 --> 00:19:27,580
you're just a clown.
321
00:19:27,860 --> 00:19:29,260
A clown who wants
to kill you!
322
00:19:32,820 --> 00:19:36,660
So there it is. The clown's back,
everyone is happy, none of us went to jail.
323
00:19:37,540 --> 00:19:38,860
What a waste of time.
324
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,900
Well Randy, it looks
like I've saved the day.
325
00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:44,860
Fatso is back on his bun.
326
00:19:44,940 --> 00:19:46,580
So all the bolts
are nice and tight?
327
00:19:46,580 --> 00:19:49,220
Yes of course. I used
to catch a little jingle:
328
00:19:49,260 --> 00:19:51,180
righty loosey, lefty tighty.
329
00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:54,180
That clown ain't
going nowhere.
330
00:20:00,540 --> 00:20:01,620
Shotgun!
331
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,420
I'm keepin' the nose!
332
00:20:20,700 --> 00:20:21,660
Ketchup?
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