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Oh Steven, there you are.
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I almost didn't recognise you without a
disgusting stripper attached to your lips.
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Huh. Well I recognised
you right away.
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Since you walked in here alone,
with no job and no boyfriend.
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Uh, this sounds like fun,
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someone say something
mean about me!
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I don't think so Fez.
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Oh come on, you
never let me play.
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Fine. You're stupid
and you're fat.
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That was completely
uncalled for...
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What is Donna doing
out with Randy?
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When I called her earlier today to
see if she wanted to do something,
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she said she was staying in all day. I mean, I was
gonna blow her off at the last minute, but still.
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Yeah. And yesterday when I went to spy on her
from her closet, she was already out with Randy.
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That guy is really
cutting into my peep-time.
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Do you think something is going
on between Donna and Randy?
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Steven, what do you think?
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I have a definite
opinion on this.
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I don't care.
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Ah you just don't
like to gossip.
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Which is good, because �oof
- you should hear what people say about you.
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Well if you guys are gonna act like a bunch of
immature babies go ahead. Now if you'll excuse me,
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I'm gonna drive my car through some really
big puddles and splash some old people.
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- Hey.
- Hey, guys.
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Where have you two been?
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We went to see Rocky
II. It was awesome.
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This chubby guy in the audience got all
inspired and then punched out an usher.
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Donna does Eric know you took
another man to the movies?
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Actually, I invited her.
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I won tickets from
a radio-station.
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My cousin's a DJ so I just called him
up and told him the phrase that pays:
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'My mom has a picture of you
and your sister in the bathtub.'
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But why I wonder, did you invite
Donna instead of any of us?
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Is it because she
is beautiful, blond
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and curvy... actually, you
know what, that's a good choice.
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Fries up for
Donna and Randy.
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That's us.
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Look at them!
They're sharing fries!
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I know. And did you see how fast Randy
changed the subject when you mentioned Eric?
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Yeah, something
is definitely up.
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The needle on the Hanky-Panky
meter is all the way up to Panky!
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You know what? I think
Donna is cheating on Eric.
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Oh my God, I
think you're right.
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That is awful.
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I can just picture that hot-blooded seductress
giving it away in a sweaty moment of lust.
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Oh why do I do
that to myself?
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Kitty! I just got a letter from
the Point Place Veterans Association.
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Our reunion is coming up.
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It is so nice to have a place where everyone
applauds after you say how many people you shot.
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And this year is gonna be special.
You remember Larry Simmens?
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Oooh, the fellow who won
the Bronze Star on D-Day?
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Yep. The bastard
finally died.
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Struck by lightning.
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The sucker could dodge a bullet but
Mother Nature got him right in the ass.
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Well I hope someone
shouted fire in the hole.
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And now that he's gone, I'll be
the most decorated soldier there.
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Which means the added respect of
my peers plus enough free booze
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fill Mike Kaleighs fake leg.
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You know, whenever you soldier buddies
get together you have cocktails.
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I should have
been in the army.
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Hey look!
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I finally got invited to the
Point Place Veterans reunion.
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What?
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They don't invite
National Guardsmen.
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They didn't,
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but I wrote a bunch of angry letters
until they changed their policy.
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Well that's just great Bob.
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Maybe if you'd written a bunch
of angry letters to Hitler
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we could've avoided a
war in the first place.
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I don't think that
would have worked.
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That Hitler seemed
like a real cranky bear.
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Oh Red, the vets needed
someone to hire a photographer,
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so I signed you
up to find one.
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Why would you do that?
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Because I felt like
I wasn't contributing.
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You should hire Leo to
be your photographer.
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He's like a pro.
Shot all my fake ID's.
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I'm not taking a Hippie down to the
Veterans hall. They wouldn't put up with it.
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The bathrooms have Jane
Fonda urinal targets.
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You know,
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Leo took some pretty great pictures of
Bob and Midge when they renewed their vows.
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He even got a rare
one of Red smiling.
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I sent it to the museum.
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Well, if you wanna ask him,
he's down in the basement.
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What's Leo doing
in my basement?
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I... don't know.
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But just to be safe,
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why don't you give it about 15
minutes before you come down?
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So, Leo. Steven tells me
that you're photographer.
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How much do you charge?
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Not much man. I try to pay
for everything with cash.
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Okay, never mind.
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No. Come on Red, he 's really good and he
works cheap. Leo, tell him what your fee is.
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A hundred bucks.
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How about 75?
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50 dollars and
that's my final offer.
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And if you bargain with him when you get
there, you probably wind up making ten bucks.
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Fifteen.
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Okay fine, you're hired.
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But this is a
big night for me.
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So I want you to
clean up and look nice.
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These men are veterans.
They deserve your respect.
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Hey I'm cool
with veterans man.
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Anybody that can put a
cast on a dog is okay by me.
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Hey if you guys see Donna, can
you tell her I'm down at the Hub?
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Okay... did you
guys have plans?
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Yeah, we were gonna
hang out at her house but
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I get a little
uncomfortable with Bob there.
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You know, most people wear
underwear when they wear a robe.
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Did you hear that?
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"Hang out".
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They are going to have sex.
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How does 'hang out"
mean "have sex"?
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I can make a sexual
innuendo out of anything.
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Try me.
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Uhm...
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stove.
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Well I'd like to cook
something on her stove.
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See? Anything!
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Oh my God Fez, I feel
really bad for Eric.
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When Michael was cheating
on me, I was devastated.
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But eventually I learned
that the saying is true.
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It's better to have love and
lost then to be butt-ugly.
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Oh hey Miss Kitty.
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Hi.
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Okay. We need some advice.
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There is this guy, who's uh
girlfriend is cheating on him.
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What do you think
we should do?
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Well, Red and I once had a
friend named Bill Anderson
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and everyone thought his
wife was cheating on him,
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so one night, we were over there
and I happened to see her purse and
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it happened to be open and
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I happened to
rifle through it
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and I found out it was true.
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So you told Bill?
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No no no no, I do not like to get
involved in other people's business.
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But, I wish I had.
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Because it might have saved their marriage
and I'd still be getting their Christmas cards.
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Antlers on a dog,
that is so precious.
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Fez, I know what
we need to do.
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Yeah, me too. But where are we
going to find a dog with antlers?
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No Fez, we need to write Eric a letter telling
him what is going on between Donna and Randy.
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Yeah, then Eric is gonna come home, kick Randy's
ass and then whisk Donna off to someplace sexy.
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Like the garage.
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What?
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How is the garage sexy?
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Well I'd like to park
my car in her garage.
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Leo?
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This is an important event. I
thought I told you to clean up.
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I did man.
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My apartment is spotless.
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You're supposed to wear a
military uniform to these things.
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That's why I
rented this baby.
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Just be ready with that camera Leo.
And keep it pointed nice and low,
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I want a lot of close-ups of all
those patriotic men kissing my ass.
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Hey there soldiers.
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Holy cow! Look who it is!
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- As you were men.
- It's Leonard!
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Leonard? Who the
hell is Leonard?
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Hey I'm Leonard.
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- Hey!
- Hi there!
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Hey,
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how do you guys know him?!
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We drove a supply truck
together during WW II!
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Leo?
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You're a veteran?!
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How come you never told me?
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Well there is a lot of things
you don't know about me man.
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For instance,
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I'm a veteran.
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It's been two weeks since
we send Eric our letter.
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Shouldn't he
be home by now?
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Well it takes about a week
to get a letter to Africa,
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then there is three days of
Eric twitching and fidgeting,
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oh, and there is a two day
hippo-ride to the airport, so...
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yeah, he should
be home by now.
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When is Samantha
coming back anyway?
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Oh she's gotta stay in Vegas for another
week 'cause there's a doctors convention.
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Which proves my theorie that no-one
gets tired of seeing naked ladies.
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Hey Donna, I'm
glad you're here.
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Have you heard from Eric?
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You know, your
supposed boyfriend?
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Uhm... actually I haven't
heard from Eric in a while.
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Rrreally...
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Hey look Fez, it says right here
some moron got punched in the arm
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for sticking his nose
where it didn't belong.
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When?
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Uh... now
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So
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Donna. I don't know, is there any
relationship news you'd like to share with us?
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Look, I really don't
want to talk about it.
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Oh. So that means... there
is something to talk about?
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Yeah. Spill it girl!
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Will you just drop it?
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No. Not until you tell us
when Eric is coming home.
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What? He is not coming
home. Eric broke up with me.
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YESSS!
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Is not what you say when
you hear that news...
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Did you two have something to do
with Forman and Donna breaking up?!
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ARE YOU SUGGESTING...
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Yeah, yes we did.
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BUT WE NEVER...
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actually we did that too.
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BUT YOU CAN ALSO BLAME...
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ah shoot, there is
no-one else to blame.
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Look Steven, all we did was write a letter to Eric
telling him that Donna was cheating on him with Randy.
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Wh... My magic eightball
said it was a good idea
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and that things is right like what... one out
of six times which is pretty good for a ball.
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If you two were puppies, I'd smack
you in the nose with a magazine.
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In fact.
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You two idiots need to
tell Donna what you did.
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Are you kidding? No no no,
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she'll stomp on us
with her giant feet.
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I do not want the last words
I hear to be Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum!
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Yeah. It's gonna get ugly. That's
why I'm gonna come with you.
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To protect us?
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No, to watch.
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I can't believe that
Leo is a veteran.
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I don't know wheter to like him a
little more or like myself a little less.
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Red, this was supposed
to be your special night.
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We should be the ones over
there getting free drinks.
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"We"?
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I spent all my money
on this costume.
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So Leo, what exactly
did you do in the war?
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I mean, just besides
drive a supply truck.
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Just drive a supply truck?!
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Leo, did you tell
them what you did?
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Nah. It's embarrassing.
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You gotta tell 'm!
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Alright.
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I peed on Jane Fonda.
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Leo here drove his truck right into a German
tank formation and rescued an entire platoon.
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Really?!
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Didn't you get a
medal for that?
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Yeah. I forget what it was called,
but it was shaped like a purple heart.
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Damn Leo.
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I'm impressed.
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From one veteran to another,
I'd like to buy you a drink.
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Actually I'd like
to buy you a drink.
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I'll take a drink.
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Sorry.
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This round is for men
who fought for Uncle Sam.
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Not spent the war hiding
in their Uncle Sam's house.
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Hey man, even if he didn't see
action, he still deserves a drink.
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Alright fine.
246
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Bartender,
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one Shirley Temple!
248
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:12,180
Hey Donna, sorry to interrupt, but
uh Nancy Drew and Nancy-boy here
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have someting they'd
like to tell you.
250
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That's where Fez comes
in. Take it away Fez.
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You sneaky
little midget...!
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00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:26,500
Okay... uh...
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00:14:26,540 --> 00:14:27,420
Donna,
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00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:30,300
we are the reason why
Eric broke up with you.
255
00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:33,300
We wrote him a letter saying that
you were cheating with Mr. Fancy-Hair.
256
00:14:34,460 --> 00:14:35,260
What?
257
00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:37,540
Oh come on, how does
he even do that?
258
00:14:38,260 --> 00:14:40,140
Let me clear a
couple things up.
259
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:44,300
Donna and I are just friends and
I blow dry this hair upside down.
260
00:14:45,500 --> 00:14:48,020
Why would you even think that
I was cheating with Randy?
261
00:14:48,060 --> 00:14:50,300
Oh they have it on the
strongest authority.
262
00:14:50,380 --> 00:14:53,460
A fluid-filled plastic novelty
ball from PerkaBrothers.
263
00:14:55,100 --> 00:14:58,580
Look the reason that we've been
hanging out so much lately is because
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Randy was the only one I could talk
to about how Eric broke up with me.
265
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Three weeks ago.
266
00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:06,820
Three weeks ago
? That means...
267
00:15:06,860 --> 00:15:10,620
That he broke up with you before we sent
the letter! Fez it's not our fault!
268
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:14,060
Oh! Eric just doesn't like
Donna anymore! Oh happy day!
269
00:15:16,220 --> 00:15:17,420
Why didn't you tell us?
270
00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:20,900
Because... I knew that if I told
you guys, Fez would only hit on me.
271
00:15:22,220 --> 00:15:26,460
Jackie would hurt my feelings trying to be
nice and you would just shrug and go "neh".
272
00:15:27,620 --> 00:15:29,740
- How can you say that?
- Tell me I'm wrong.
273
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Neh.
274
00:15:32,660 --> 00:15:35,340
And it's not like I was
looking for Randy. I mean,
275
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I was taking the garbage out one day, he was
playing hoops and he said: Hey how is it going?
276
00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:43,980
So I took the basketball, I threw it
through a window and burst into tears.
277
00:15:45,380 --> 00:15:47,940
I think that's when he knew
that something was wrong.
278
00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:50,700
I'm very astute.
279
00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:55,460
And he's been really great. He
listened, he brought me stuff.
280
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,980
Ice cream, Kleenex
and bubble-bath.
281
00:15:58,020 --> 00:16:00,940
It's the universal break-up
kit. I read about it in Vogue.
282
00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:04,900
I have five sisters.
283
00:16:06,140 --> 00:16:08,660
Fine I don't have any
sisters, I read Vogue!
284
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:11,540
Donna this must have
been really hard on you.
285
00:16:11,580 --> 00:16:12,460
Yeah.
286
00:16:12,980 --> 00:16:14,980
I can't believe Eric
and Donna are through.
287
00:16:15,180 --> 00:16:18,340
I always thought they'd live happily
ever after, like Romeo and Juliet.
288
00:16:19,580 --> 00:16:21,940
Have you ever read
Romeo and Juliet?
289
00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:24,780
I didn't have to finish it.
It is so obvious what happens.
290
00:16:26,260 --> 00:16:28,860
I'm sorry, I should have never
accused you for cheating on Eric.
291
00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:30,460
Yeah, and Randy,
292
00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:32,220
I owe you an apology.
293
00:16:32,780 --> 00:16:34,260
Not just for the letter,
294
00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:36,660
but for letting the
air out of your tyres.
295
00:16:38,220 --> 00:16:40,380
That's okay man. We're even.
296
00:16:40,580 --> 00:16:41,980
We are? What
did you do to me?
297
00:16:42,020 --> 00:16:42,660
THIS!
298
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:46,580
I heard that makes
you pee yourself!
299
00:16:46,620 --> 00:16:47,540
That's ridiculous.
300
00:16:56,500 --> 00:16:57,900
THIS ISN'T OVER!
301
00:17:00,540 --> 00:17:03,820
I'm so surprised that
you were in the army Leo.
302
00:17:03,860 --> 00:17:06,820
I just can't picture
you shining your shoes.
303
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:10,380
Can't really picture
you finding your shoes...
304
00:17:11,820 --> 00:17:15,260
Yeah well I fought for my country
and I have the scars to prove it.
305
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:16,860
Hey, me too.
306
00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:21,060
Look at that,
Guadalcanal 1942.
307
00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:23,980
I took some shrapnel, spent
a month in the hospital.
308
00:17:24,140 --> 00:17:25,860
That's how I met Bob Hope.
309
00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:29,900
Bastard made me laugh even
though I had two busted ribs.
310
00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:33,460
Dumb-ass comedian...
311
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,500
Check this out.
312
00:17:38,940 --> 00:17:40,860
I don't see anything.
313
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:43,540
Yeah, it's more of
an emotional scar.
314
00:17:44,860 --> 00:17:48,580
Leo I don't understand how you
could go from decorated war hero
315
00:17:48,660 --> 00:17:50,260
to hippy degenerate.
316
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:53,420
Well it all started the day
I got back to the States...
317
00:17:55,820 --> 00:17:58,460
My buddy and I
were saying goodbye.
318
00:17:58,580 --> 00:18:00,740
What are you gonna do now
that the war is over Leonard?
319
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:03,380
First I'm going back home to work
in my Dad's pharmacy for a bit
320
00:18:03,380 --> 00:18:06,060
and then it's off
to medical school.
321
00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:07,620
So long pal.
322
00:18:10,860 --> 00:18:14,380
And then these jazz-musicians
pulled up in a car.
323
00:18:19,820 --> 00:18:20,980
Hey soldier.
324
00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:22,220
Do you need a ride?
325
00:18:22,340 --> 00:18:24,860
No, It's smells
kinda funny in there.
326
00:18:26,260 --> 00:18:28,780
Don't worry kid.
You'll get used to it.
327
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:39,940
And that's the last thing I remember
until you poured me this cup of coffee.
328
00:18:47,420 --> 00:18:48,300
Yep.
329
00:18:49,140 --> 00:18:50,260
- Hey man.
- Hey.
330
00:18:50,740 --> 00:18:52,460
Brought you something
to cheer you up.
331
00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,580
A picture of Eric...
332
00:18:57,020 --> 00:18:58,020
And a lighter!
333
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:02,740
Thanks.
334
00:19:03,340 --> 00:19:04,700
I'll burn it later.
335
00:19:10,060 --> 00:19:11,660
I don't really
know what to say.
336
00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:13,100
Wanna tell me
what happened?
337
00:19:13,140 --> 00:19:14,500
Yeah I mean,
338
00:19:14,540 --> 00:19:17,700
it wasn't really that
big of a surprise.
339
00:19:18,460 --> 00:19:22,980
Eric said that ever since he left for Africa
he felt that our lives were drifting apart.
340
00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:25,140
So he decided,
341
00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:28,620
for the both of us, that
we should move on. So...
342
00:19:28,980 --> 00:19:30,300
I guess we moved on.
343
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:31,420
You alright?
344
00:19:31,660 --> 00:19:32,460
Yeah.
345
00:19:33,140 --> 00:19:34,220
I will be.
346
00:19:36,860 --> 00:19:38,260
Eventually.
347
00:19:41,860 --> 00:19:42,660
Well,
348
00:19:43,260 --> 00:19:45,460
if you need anything,
you know where I'll be.
349
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:46,540
Thanks Hyde.
350
00:19:55,860 --> 00:19:57,740
And if you need
anything from me,
351
00:19:58,820 --> 00:20:00,100
you know where I'll be.
352
00:20:02,420 --> 00:20:03,580
Thanks Fez.
353
00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:15,620
Dear Eric, it turns out Donna
wasn't doing it with Randy after all.
354
00:20:15,660 --> 00:20:17,900
We jumped to the
wrong conclusion.
355
00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:21,300
But I learned my lesson.
And it won't happen again.
356
00:20:22,340 --> 00:20:25,260
It was so nice
having you over Leo.
357
00:20:25,420 --> 00:20:26,980
And have a safe trip home.
358
00:20:28,540 --> 00:20:31,180
And don't worry. I
remember where I live.
359
00:20:34,740 --> 00:20:36,940
Eric, I have horrible news!
360
00:20:36,940 --> 00:20:39,700
Your Mom and Leo are
having an affair!
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