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So, thank you for celebrating
our 25th anniversary with us.
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You know, nothing makes me
appreciate my beautiful wife more then
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a room full of people that
I don't like as much as her.
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Okay, my turn.
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Um...
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Mr. and Mrs. Forman,
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your long and happy marriage
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got me thinking
about my future.
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And...when I think about my future
there is always someone special in it.
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I mean besides me.
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So,
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in front of all the
people that I love,
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Jacqueline Burkhardt,
will you marry me ?
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Two days before Kelso
proposed to Jackie.
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Look at this Red,
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what is more beautiful then a
sweaty broad doing your laundry ?
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How about a
smart-mouth foreigner
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gasping for air as I hold
his head in the toilet ?
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Oh, here, let me take
that for you sweetie !
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Oh...
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I am so light-headed !
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I don't think I can
clean out the lint trap.
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Well it could cause a fire.
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Wow, Mrs. Forman.
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You and Mr. Forman seem happier then I've ever
seen you...in the two times I've ever seen you...
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Well that's because it's our
25th anniversary in two days.
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Wooow, 25 years ?
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Man if you guys were
dogs, that would be like...
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25 dog years.
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Anyway.
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I'm throwing a surprise
party, but don't tell Red.
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Ever since Pearl Harbour
he has hated surprises.
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Hey,
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I won another free Pepsi !
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You always win ! I never
win ! I wish you were dead.
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Oh.
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That was a dark place...
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Okay, I'm working on
an bit for my new act.
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What is sexier ?
This genie costume,
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or my naughty
stewardess outfit ?
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Sam ! What did I tell you about parading
around half-naked in front of my friends ?
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If you're gonna do it,
you've gotta charge 'm !
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Man.
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It's like everyone is so
happy lately. Except for me.
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I mean the Forman's have their anniversary
party, Hyde is married to half-naked girl.
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What do I got ? Nothing !
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Except for this little
plastic dinosaur.
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You know, when I'm down, I try to think
about the happiest times of my life.
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Like when Hyde's wife came out
here in that genie outfit...
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The happiest time of my life
was when I was with Jackie.
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What are you
talking about ?!
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She was always yelling at you, hitting
you, telling you what a moron you are.
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You might as well
have been dating me.
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Man, I was really
in love with her.
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And then I blew it.
And then she blew it.
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And then I blew it again.
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I don't know who blew it last,
but I'm definitely winning !
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It sounds like you guys had a real on again-off
again, on again-off again, on again-off again,
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on again-off
again relationship.
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Wait...
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that's it ! That's
why I'm not happy !
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Cause the girl I should be with is right
in front of me and I'm not with her !
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I should be with Jackie !
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Nooo, I should
marry Jackie !
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What ?! I love weddings.
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Dad ! It's four in the
morning. What are you doing up ?
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Spending a little
time with the colonel.
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So why are you up ?
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Eric's calling from Africa.
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You know, I never realised how nerdy he was
until I started spending three bucks a minute
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filling him in on
Battlestar Galactica.
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Well, I'll give
you your privacy.
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I like eating chicken
better in bed anyway.
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Everything is a napkin.
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- Sweetheart !
- What ?
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Did you stay down
here all night ?
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Oh yeah. I guess so.
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Eric never called,
I hope he is okay.
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Yeah I'm sure he's fine.
Either that or he's dead.
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It can only be
one of the two !
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And get this,
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I waited up for Eric to call
me last night, and he never did.
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So I asked Mrs. Forman "Is he okay ?" and she
said yeah, because he called her last night.
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Yeah I mean that is weird.
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Who would think that a boy who plays with dolls
and bails on his wedding would be a Momma's boy.
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I know a huge secret.
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But don't bother to ask me because there
is no way in hell I'm going to tell you.
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Kelso is gonna ask
Jackie to marry him...
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Wait...what ?! Oh my God !
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I can't believe you conniving
whores got it out of me !
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That is the dumbest thing Kelso
said since his previous gem:
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I can eat an entire shirt.
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This is so Michael.
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Although it is kinda sweet.
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And I don't really have
anything going for me in my life.
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No job...no boyfriend...
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God I don't have anything !
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Okay Jackie, I
know you're lonely,
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but you and Kelso getting
married, that's insane.
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Well I actually think
it makes total sense.
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No it doesn't. It
makes no sense !
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Fliebedieflabediefloobedie
makes more sense then that !
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What if it's fate ?
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I mean I have always thought
of Michael as my soul mate.
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I mean, yes, we have our problems, but
getting married will fix everything.
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And if that doesn't work,
you can just have a kid.
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Oh my God, I'm so excited !
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I wonder when he
is gonna ask me.
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Well that is a secret...
At the Forman's party.
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You bitches are relentless !
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You guys !
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I just got offered the
best job in the world !
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I'm gonna be a security guard
at the Playboy club in Chicago !
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How the hell
did that happen ?
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Okay last week I
was in Chicago right,
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and I did what I always do after I visit
my daughter, I snuck into the Playboy club.
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And as the guards were kicking me out,
I thought to myself, I could do that !
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So then I talked
to this guy there.
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So, let me tell you a little bit about
what Vic does around here at the club.
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Ahh wait...
ahh... who's Vic ?
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I'm Vic, keep up.
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What Vic does,
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is I'm responsible for
overseeing security here.
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You see, it is our job to
keep the girls safe and secure.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah we're safe
and secure today...
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uhuh...lather it up Brenda !
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Uhhh... Michael
wants to see Brenda !
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No,
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employees only. We've got a code
of ethics around here Michael.
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It's right there.
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So,
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Vic tells me you
used to be a cop ?
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Uhh wait, I thought
that you were Vic ?
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There's another
Vic, try to keep up.
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Uhh yeah, well I got, I
got kicked off the force.
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Then I was gonna make the move
here to be closer to my daughter...
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What, you're married ?
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I do not see you
wearing a ring.
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Great minds think alike !
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Actually uhh I just
got a girl pregnant.
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You got a girl pregnant ?
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I got a girl pregnant !
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Give Vic a high five !
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You-Vic or the other Vic ?
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The other Vic ? What is
that some kind of a joke ?
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The other Vic got both his
hands blows off in 'Nam.
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Haha, I'm just kidding !
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I like your sense
of humour kid.
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Now come here, all kidding aside, I
want to ask you something seriously.
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Do you like spicy food ?
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Sure, I'll eat anything.
Actually I put that on the resume.
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Try this salsa.
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Go on, makes you feel like
you got shot in the tongue.
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How can I say no to that ?!
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Ooohhhh !
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Whoooooo !
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Yeah that hot,
that's hot right.
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Yeah, you know it's hot when you get
all moist and sweaty up under here eh !
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Come on, feel it !
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Ah I don't think I
wanna touch Vic's head...
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- No, go ahead, feel it...
- No I really don't...
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- Feel it !
- Okay.
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- Haaaaa,
- Gotcha !
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And he just called and
offered me the job !
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Ahh men, it's like I was really looking for some
direction and that's why I was gonna get married,
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but now that'll be just
like crazy you know !
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Thank God I didn't say
anything to Jackie !
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Uh oh Kelso...
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Oh man, she has
absolutely no idea !
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If I could just
get a word in...
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For once in my life I didn't just blurt
something out and I ruined everything !
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- Yes about that... - It's
like i'm all scot-free !
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Kelso ! Listen to me !
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I told Jackie you were
proposing and now she's thrilled.
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How could you do that ?!
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I know. I have a problem.
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Actually, now you
have a problem.
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So...
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good luck with that.
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You told Jackie I was
gonna propose to her ?!
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Yes and you should have seen all
the squealing and jumping around !
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And Jackie was excited too !
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You guys are idiots. Who gets
married on a whim anyway ?
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You did.
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Yeah but that was
to a stripper !
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And to be fair, I was pretty drunk,
so I might have been trying to say:
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Will you carry me ?
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It's like I
love Jackie okay,
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and I know that some day we're
gonna be together but just not yet.
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You fool, don't
you understand ?!
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Hyde really screwed Jackie up, and she is only
going to be like this for a little while longer.
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You gotta strike when the
broad is still a mess man !
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Look Kelso,
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I'm completely against
this un-holy union.
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But if you really want to be with
Jackie, you cannot run away now.
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She'll be so pissed she'll
never talk to you again.
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Okay so...
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you're saying if I don't
go through with this now,
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I'm gonna blow my chances
with Jackie forever ?
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Yes.
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You have succesfully
repeated what I just said.
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That's it.
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I wanna ask
Jackie to marry me.
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Great ! Let's
go buy a ring !
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No, Jackie once said that she'd rather
have a balloon tied around her finger
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than a diamond
under two carats.
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So let's go buy a balloon !
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Jackie you can't
marry Kelso.
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Picture what your
life would be like...
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Hi honey, how was your day ?
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Ahhh great. I had
another affair.
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What ?!
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Okay, you told
me not to lie !
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Yeah I told you not
to lie or cheat !
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Right and I
chose not to lie !
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Well can I at least have
some money for groceries ?
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Sorry babe, I got fired again, but I
know what will make you feel better !
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Oh no ! Not another
box of dogs !
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It's another a box of dogs !
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No, no Michael, no, no, this
is not the life I pictured !
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I had dreams of a
career, of travel.
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Of a husband who didn't
have a girlfriend !
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Babe I hear ya, I do,
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I really do...
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But you know what
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pantst ya ! Burn !
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Hey kids, I pantst
you Mom again !
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- Who wants to jump off the roof ?!
- Yeah !
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That's your life Jackie.
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Oh yeah ?
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Well, just for that, I'm gonna toss
my bouquet while you're in the can !
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Kitty ?
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What's all this ?
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Surprise !
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We're having an
anniversary party.
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But I don't want a party !
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I was gonna take you
to... the boat show !
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I'm not going
to a boat show.
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Fine ! It's a vodka-show,
just get in the car !
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Red, we have
people coming over.
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But I had pl...
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Okay,
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I was thinking,
about what we did
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at the Starlight Motel for the first
time between our wedding and reception ?
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And,
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I thought we could go there again,
exactly twenty-five years later.
248
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So I...
249
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got us the same room..
250
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To celebrate our
silver anniversary ?
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You wanna take me for an
afternoon tryst to a cheap motel ?
252
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That is so romantic !
253
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Man,
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I'm all ready to propose and the Formans are
late for their own 25th anniversary party !
255
00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:28,880
So, don't they realise
this is my night ?!
256
00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:32,440
When is Michael
going to ask me ?!
257
00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:34,400
I can't stand
the anticipation !
258
00:14:34,440 --> 00:14:37,960
This must be how fat girls feel between
placing their order and getting their fries.
259
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:41,640
Here,
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take this, it
will relax you.
261
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:46,680
And if it doesn't work out between
you and Kelso, it'll loosen you up.
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For me.
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Oh.
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Oh my goodness
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Oh.
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00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:04,840
Everybody is here...
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00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,080
what time is it ? Oh.
268
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,800
Oh, I must have left
my watch at the...
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Ice store.
270
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But they were out of ice.
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Everyone of them.
272
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This country is
in the crapper.
273
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Hello ?
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Okay.
275
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Mrs. Forman, that was
the Starlight Motel.
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They uhh found your watch
in the Aphrodite suite.
277
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Hayyyyooooooo !
278
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,920
Just keep the damn watch !
279
00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:52,600
Ohhh, hi Eric !
280
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,960
Oh thanks sweetie. Oh
281
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,320
Donna is right here,
why don't you say hi !
282
00:15:58,880 --> 00:16:01,160
Hi ! Let me just switch
to another room...
283
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:03,480
Oh.
284
00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:05,000
Okay.
285
00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:08,520
I'll talk to you
later then. I love you.
286
00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:13,160
He had to run to class...
287
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,720
So...I'm gonna
go grab a beer...
288
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,880
The Aphrodite suite huh ?
289
00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:22,480
Sounds like you
guys Aphro-did-it !
290
00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:24,320
Hayyoooooo !
291
00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:29,640
- Hey, are you okay ?
- Totally.
292
00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:31,440
Yeah are you kidding.
293
00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:33,160
Totally.
294
00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:35,440
Look, I'm sure Eric
was just in a hurry.
295
00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:39,000
I have not been to Africa, but if it's
anything like Disneyland's Jungle Safari,
296
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you gotta stand
on your toes.
297
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:45,640
I wouldn't know, I'm more of an
"It's A Small World" kind of girl.
298
00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:47,600
Yeah, I do not
like that ride.
299
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,120
Why, it's too boring ?
300
00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:51,920
No, I just feel the Irish
are under-represented.
301
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,960
Yeah ! Here, free sixpack.
302
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:58,760
Okay, my turn,
303
00:16:59,000 --> 00:16:59,720
err...
304
00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:02,920
Mr. and Mrs. Forman,
305
00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:06,400
your long and happy marriage
306
00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:08,400
got me thinking
about my future.
307
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:12,840
And... when I think about my future
there is always someone special in it.
308
00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:14,640
I mean besides me.
309
00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:16,520
So,
310
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,400
in front of all the
people that I love.
311
00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:24,640
Jacqueline Burkhardt,
will you marry me ?
312
00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:27,560
Oh Michael !
313
00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:30,680
- No.
- Congratu...What the hell ?
314
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,400
- No ?
- No.
315
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:37,760
Jackie,
316
00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:43,000
you have just made me the
happiest man in the world !
317
00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:46,280
- Really ?
- Yeaaahhh !
318
00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:49,160
Ohhh maaaannn !
319
00:17:49,200 --> 00:17:51,600
I mean, I love you and
all, but, it's like...
320
00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:54,440
this is like the worst
idea I've ever had !
321
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:58,360
And I have had some bad ideas !
I mean, a fire-crackersuit ?!
322
00:17:58,400 --> 00:17:59,960
Like what the
hell was that ?
323
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:03,880
The best 4th of June
ever, that's what !
324
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:08,680
Michael, if you and I got
married it would be a disaster.
325
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:11,440
I mean I love you, but you
have so much growing up to do.
326
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:14,240
Oh and I do not want a box
of puppies running around.
327
00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:16,080
- You see and I do !
- I know !
328
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:19,400
Oh man ! This is like my
life is finally taking off.
329
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,080
I'm moving to Chicago !
330
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:22,680
Donna, I hope I
did the right thing.
331
00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:25,720
I'm so happy, I'm gonna
jump off the roof !
332
00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:29,400
- You did the right thing.
- Yeah.
333
00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,160
So it's the last
circle before I go.
334
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:40,480
Wait a minute,
335
00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:43,720
now I get why we
call it a circle !
336
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,200
That is freakin' awesome !
337
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:50,240
You know Michael, I will always
remember the first boy who kissed me.
338
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:54,280
And proposed to me and told me that
putting out makes your nails grow.
339
00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:56,680
I really believed you.
340
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,320
Kelso, I'm kinda gonna miss you
constantly trying to grab my boob.
341
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,440
Made me feel pretty.
342
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,280
I am messed up...
343
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:09,920
Donna I give you my word.
I wil always be here.
344
00:19:09,960 --> 00:19:11,480
Trying to grab your boob.
345
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:13,560
We'll do it for Kelso.
346
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:16,560
. Who won't be here
to do it anymore...
347
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:19,160
Oh God...
348
00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:22,200
Man.
349
00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:24,680
Kelso this is weird.
350
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:27,400
Kelso this is weird. I always
imagined our last moment together
351
00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:28,480
would be me
352
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:31,200
watching you strap
to a home-made rocket.
353
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:35,720
Flying around in circles screaming:
"turn it off, turn it off !"
354
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,840
Well. I guess
this is goodbye.
355
00:19:43,280 --> 00:19:45,240
Man, I'm gonna miss this.
356
00:19:46,120 --> 00:19:50,200
Like being down here, I've had
like, the best time of my life.
357
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,640
And you what, no
matter where I live,
358
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,200
I will love you
guys forever.
359
00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:00,600
Well. This is
the time to go.
360
00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:01,440
So.
361
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:03,640
See ya.
362
00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:05,800
Bye Michael.
363
00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:07,480
Wow.
364
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,680
He is really gone.
365
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,560
My beautiful tormentor...
366
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,360
This sucks.
367
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:21,800
I'm not leaving until tomorrow
! And you were crying !
368
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,080
Buuuurrrnnnn !
369
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:34,520
Can it be ?!
370
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:39,120
It finally happened !
371
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:40,320
I won !
372
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:45,480
I won ! I wooohooon
! I woohoon.
373
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:48,200
I won a bike ! Read
it and weep, loser !
374
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,200
That expired yesterday.
375
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,080
I'll kill you !
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