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Oh my God, what did I do...
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You married a Las
Vegas stripper.
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Congratulations.
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With Eric gone,
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you're the town dumbass!
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Steven,
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how could you get
married and not remember?
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It's not like
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forgetting where you left your
keys or where you parked your car
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or your tenth anniversary...
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I don't know what
happened, I mean,
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Samantha and I hung out
for three weeks, and then
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one night we got really drunk and I
remember waking up with a killer hangover,
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thinking I better get out of Vegas
before I'd do something stupid
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So close!
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Here are some
pictures of our wedding
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We found this beautiful little
chapel called "Weddings and Waffles".
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Wow, that must have
been some wedding.
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It's not too often that you see
the bride jump out of her own cake.
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Oh man, it's starting
to come back to me.
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I remember seeing a
cross and an altar.
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But I thought I was having
that Excorcist-dream again.
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WHERE'S THE STRIPPER?
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THERE SHE IS!
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THERE IS A STRIPPER
IN THE KITCHEN!
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AM I YELLING?
I CAN'T HELP IT!
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OOOOOOH HYDE YOU MARRIED A
STRIPPER I LOVE YOU SOOOOOO MUCH
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You must be Kelso.
I'm Samantha Hyde
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Oh my God, you
took my name?!
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Oh Steven, you look like
you're about to throw up!
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Here,
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use Eric's 'whoopsie' basin.
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Aim for the Snoopy.
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I got the get out of here. I'm
gonna go to the record store.
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Well Hyde, you're
freakin' out man.
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You married a stripper!
You're living every guys dream!
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Well not my dream, my
dream is always the same,
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monkey gives me the finger
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and flaps his lips at me
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and takes off
with my clothes.
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Trust me, you don't
wanna live that dream.
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What's the store doing closed
in the middle of the day?
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Maybe it's Rosh Hashanah.
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Hey dude, pull up a pillow.
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Leo,
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what the hell did you
do with my record store?
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Record store?
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You know now that you mention it, this
place would make an awesome record store.
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I left you in charge and you turned my store
into a hippy den for your stoner friends?!
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That's not true man.
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I don't know any
of these people.
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Leo, I'm not in the
mood for this today.
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Just get these people out of
here alright. I'll be in my office
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Leo there is an
ORGY in my office!
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I can't the boys from the
girls it's hair everywhere!
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Man.
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This is no way to
spend Rosh Hashanah.
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I can't believe Hyde.
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I mean he completely
broke Jackie's heart.
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Who just goes and
marries a stripper?
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What are you, dense?
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Anybody who can, that who.
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Okay, get dressed.
We're going out.
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But it doesn't really matter what you wear,
because everyone is gonna be looking at me.
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But don't wear that.
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Wow Jackie.
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After everything you've been through
with Hyde, you come here and insult me?!
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You're all better!
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Well I'm not gonna
sit around moping.
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I'm gonna do what every woman
does when they hit rock bottom.
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You're going to
have sex with me?!
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No.
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I'm going to go out
and meet some boys,
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and crush their
hearts one by one.
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You know Donna, Eric is in Africa.
Must be close to hitting rock bottom...
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Not really.
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How long has a boy have to wait before
one of floosies hits rock bottom?
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Oh. Samantha.
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You're painting your
toes in the kitchen.
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That's funny because I was just
making meatloaf in the bathroom.
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Sorry.
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Hyde told me how much
he likes painted toes.
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He told me some other things that he liked but
I said: Hey I'm a stripper not a contortionist.
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Well isn't that just more
then a mother wants to hear.
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Okay so,
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I'm curious.
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What is your act like?
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Do you sing?
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No I just dance.
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Oh. Well when I was younger,
I took tap. Do you do tap?
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No funny that you should
mention it, I strip to taps!
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You mean
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the song they play
when an army man dies?!
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Yeah.
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It's my tribute to
our armed forces.
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I wave the American flag
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and then for the big
finish, I give a salute
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and the I smack my fanny
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Sorry I...
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No I'm sorry.
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This thing has a
mind of it's own
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Red,
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I'm not sure how I feel about
having a stripper stay in our home.
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It's, what's the word,
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an abomination!
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I don't think Steven even knew what
he was doing when he married her.
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It sounds like he was as schnockered
as you were on St. Patricks Day.
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Okay well that green punch
sneaks right up on you!
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I think Steven has
made a huge mistake.
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But what are we gonna do?
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Kick Sam out?
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Oh we will do no such thing.
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You will!
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Oh fine.
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But the next time
you hit a deer,
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you're the one putting it out of
it's misery with it's tyre iron!
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Well well,
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another day in the life of Point Place police
officer. I just confiscated a whole box of lighters,
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paraphernalia and
illegal substances...
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ice work officer.
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Now we're hooked
up for two months.
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So...
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what do we do now...
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Man I think I
have to fire Leo.
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He almost put me
out of business.
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Just wish there was
a good way to do it...
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This is definitely gooder.
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Gooder?
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Yeah that's a word.
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Leo,
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I left you in charge of the
store and you let me down man.
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So I'm sorry to have to say
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you're fired man!
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I think the word you're
looking for is 'fried' man...
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And I am.
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No no man I mean
you're fired.
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That's even funnier man!
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And I totally deserve it.
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Yeah and you're
under arrest too!
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What?!
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I'm just kidding. These
handcuffs don't even work, look...
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wait, these are the
ones that DO work...
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Hey, I saw this Help
Wanted sign outside.
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You still looking?
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Errrrr,
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Leo were you trying
to hire somebody?
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You know yesterday I was having a
hard time opening up a jar of pickles
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so I put the Help
Wanted sign up.
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Too late man, I found
something else to eat.
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Why do they make the lid so
tight? It's just pickles!
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So you're not hiring?
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That's a bummer.
Cause I gotta say,
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if this is your idea
of a staff meeting,
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I'd work my butt off!
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What the hell man, I'm in
a giving mood right now.
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You can have the job and do all
the work that Leo wasn't doing.
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And Leo I can't fire you
man. You're too awesome.
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New guy, you're hired.
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Leo you're not fired,
jobs for everyone.
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Well that was hard
but it had to be done.
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Wow Jackie, that
is quite an outfit.
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Does it come with a pimp?
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Donna, this is my
man-catcher dress!
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It is scientifically
designed to make men want me,
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while at the same time knowing
they could never really have me.
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Oh everyone loves a tease...
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Oh he is cute and smiling!
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I'm gonna go and make
him wish he was dead!
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Can I ask you a question?
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Yes, I'm available.
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But not to you! HA! BURN!
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Oh my God that was so much
fun, I wanna do another one!
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Actually I just wanted to know
your hot blond friend's name...
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Oh I don't have a
hot blond friend.
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I'm just here
with Fez and Donna.
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Donna? Thanks!
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Wait, wait, what,
you like Donna?!
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She reads books for fun!
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Hi,
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I'm Mark.
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Wow,
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you have one of the prettiest
smiles I've ever seen.
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Oh
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thank you!
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Well the secret is to
brush with baking soda!
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Actually I was
talking to Donna.
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Wow, you are just gorgeous.
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Really?
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Yeah you know Donna
means 'lady' in Italian.
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And Belladonna means
'fine lady', and you,
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you are definitely
one fine lady.
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What's Italian
for 'keep going'?
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Wanna play a little pool?
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Oh I'm sorry I can't.
I have a boyfriend.
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He's in Africa.
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Well he is just missing out
on how beautiful you look.
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La mia fiora bella.
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Italian!
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Can you believe that?!
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Ah don't worry.
You still got me.
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00:11:11,719 --> 00:11:13,012
Hi, I'm Kim.
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Dance with me.
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So long lame-o!
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Hey Samantha,
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you should have seen
your dopey husband today.
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He was supposed to fire Leo,
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but then he wussed out
and hired a new guy too.
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It's like the time I went to break up with this
chick and I ended up doing it with her AND her mom.
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I understand why you
couldn't fire anyone.
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On the outside you're
rough and cynical,
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but underneath is all you're just a sweet
curly-haired boy who likes to be tickled.
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Really?!
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Kelso, if you
try to tickle me,
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I swear to God I rip off your arm and
tickle the bloody hole with your own hand.
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You'll figure out what to do
honey, you have great instincts.
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You have a great butt too,
but that's a whole other thing
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She is awesome.
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Hey Sam, let me ask you a
question about being a stripper.
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Can I see your boobs?
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Oh Samantha.
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You're here.
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Did Red talk to
you by any chance?
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Mr. Forman? No. Why?
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Oh. Well. Uhhm.
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"What's that? Be
right there Eric!"
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Then my psychiatrist said
the reason I always want sex
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is because I never got apporoval from my
parents so I'm trying to find it somewhere else.
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Do you think he's right?
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Dear God I hope so!
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Who does that guy think he
is rejecting me like that?!
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I am the hottest girl
here! Right Fez?
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Hey you!
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Mark is it?
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Yeah.
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I don't know
where you're from.
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But I'll have you know, I
am the catch of Point Place.
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That's true. That's how
she signed my yearbook.
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Ah come back here!
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Nobody ignores
Jerky Backhart!
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I am adorable!
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I am engaging and
I'm DAMN likeable.
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And if you're too
stupid to see that,
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then I feel sorry for you!
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Cause if anyone should be
the center of attention here,
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it's me.
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Jackie!
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What the hell is
a "boobs out"?
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Okay, your turn!
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Ah Samantha, there
you are, good.
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Hi Mr. Forman. I
was just unpacking.
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00:14:01,344 --> 00:14:02,637
Aren't these cute?
252
00:14:02,679 --> 00:14:03,262
Oh!
253
00:14:05,390 --> 00:14:07,475
I mean you can't
tell like this.
254
00:14:07,517 --> 00:14:08,768
You have to picture
them like this
255
00:14:10,895 --> 00:14:14,107
Plus they hold dollar bills
better then anything I own.
256
00:14:15,108 --> 00:14:17,443
I'm going upstairs
to find you a wallet!
257
00:14:23,157 --> 00:14:25,076
Hey Randy, come here.
I want to talk to you.
258
00:14:25,159 --> 00:14:26,995
Yeah sure, but
check this out first
259
00:14:27,036 --> 00:14:30,498
See these guys over there? They
think Leo is an Almond brother.
260
00:14:31,666 --> 00:14:33,793
- Why would they think that?
- I told them!
261
00:14:34,460 --> 00:14:35,253
Wow,
262
00:14:35,545 --> 00:14:37,422
Leo is an Almond brother?!
263
00:14:38,423 --> 00:14:39,465
Yeah man.
264
00:14:39,674 --> 00:14:41,718
We were overstocked with
Almond Brothers albums.
265
00:14:41,759 --> 00:14:45,179
So I figured meeting one of the guys of
the band would put people in a buying mood.
266
00:14:45,596 --> 00:14:47,140
And it totally worked!
267
00:14:48,474 --> 00:14:49,767
And Leo's up for this?
268
00:14:49,809 --> 00:14:51,769
Oh he has no idea
what is going on.
269
00:14:52,395 --> 00:14:55,857
I mean... at all.
He's really out of it.
270
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,568
You know now that
you mention it,
271
00:14:58,693 --> 00:15:02,822
if we give him a hat and some sunglasses we
could probably use him to move some ZZ Top!
272
00:15:03,114 --> 00:15:04,115
Yeah.
273
00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:07,201
Your friend here might be
pretty enough to pass of as Cher.
274
00:15:08,494 --> 00:15:09,329
Yeah.
275
00:15:10,246 --> 00:15:13,082
That's not a bad
idea Andy Gibb!
276
00:15:16,628 --> 00:15:18,212
So what did you want
to talk to me about?
277
00:15:18,254 --> 00:15:19,047
Oh.
278
00:15:20,048 --> 00:15:23,426
I guess I just wanted to congratulate you
on your new job here at the record store.
279
00:15:23,468 --> 00:15:26,471
I name you senior vice-president
in charge of scams.
280
00:15:26,512 --> 00:15:28,097
Alright man!
281
00:15:28,681 --> 00:15:30,808
Man, I can't fire Leo.
282
00:15:30,850 --> 00:15:32,185
He's like a father to me.
283
00:15:32,644 --> 00:15:34,145
Well like a friend.
284
00:15:35,146 --> 00:15:37,106
Well he's like a guy
who always has lighter.
285
00:15:38,232 --> 00:15:39,025
Whoho.
286
00:15:39,150 --> 00:15:43,905
So if you're not gonna fire Randy, and
you're not gonna fire Leo, I got a question.
287
00:15:44,113 --> 00:15:45,823
Can I see your wife boobs?
288
00:15:48,451 --> 00:15:50,453
Hey guys, guess what.
289
00:15:50,828 --> 00:15:53,331
One of the Almond
Brothers is here!
290
00:15:58,628 --> 00:16:00,797
This new guy
Randy is awesome!
291
00:16:00,838 --> 00:16:04,509
Today he was looking over the records, and
he figured out it be easier to find things
292
00:16:04,509 --> 00:16:06,803
if we just
alphabetized them.
293
00:16:07,971 --> 00:16:10,848
Hey, do you know what
you were doing just now?
294
00:16:11,557 --> 00:16:12,809
No, what?
295
00:16:13,017 --> 00:16:15,311
Telling your wife
about your day.
296
00:16:15,645 --> 00:16:16,813
Pretty cool huh?
297
00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:18,189
Didn't suck.
298
00:16:20,858 --> 00:16:23,778
Oh good. You're both here.
299
00:16:24,195 --> 00:16:26,739
We want to talk to you
about your marriage.
300
00:16:27,532 --> 00:16:30,076
Steven, I've come to
think of you as a son,
301
00:16:30,118 --> 00:16:33,538
and so I want to give you
some honest, hartfelt advise.
302
00:16:33,788 --> 00:16:35,915
Get your head
out of your ass.
303
00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:39,711
You two barely
know eachother.
304
00:16:39,752 --> 00:16:43,464
Not to mention that I saw a TV
movie where someone like you moved in
305
00:16:43,506 --> 00:16:45,258
and killed the whole family.
306
00:16:48,928 --> 00:16:50,596
Steven honey,
307
00:16:50,638 --> 00:16:53,850
if this isn't what you
want, you should say so now.
308
00:16:55,184 --> 00:16:56,978
Yeah, you should.
309
00:16:57,937 --> 00:17:02,358
Hyde, if you don't want me here, I'll
pack up my things and leave tonight.
310
00:17:05,194 --> 00:17:06,821
No man, it's cool.
311
00:17:09,073 --> 00:17:10,700
Okay then.
312
00:17:12,827 --> 00:17:14,370
Oh she's staying.
313
00:17:15,747 --> 00:17:16,539
Well
314
00:17:16,998 --> 00:17:20,668
Well I guess I'll go set an extra place
at the table for stripper... supper!
315
00:17:25,423 --> 00:17:28,468
You're never gonna believe
this! I drove here this way.
316
00:17:33,723 --> 00:17:35,725
Jackie, will you
please come out?
317
00:17:35,808 --> 00:17:37,894
I don't think even
anyone saw you.
318
00:17:42,857 --> 00:17:43,858
OH MY GOD!
319
00:17:47,236 --> 00:17:50,031
I'm sorry about my friend,
she's a little prudish.
320
00:17:50,949 --> 00:17:53,409
She's not as free with her
body as I hope you will be.
321
00:17:55,870 --> 00:17:57,205
Ready to go baby?
322
00:17:57,497 --> 00:18:00,333
Hey buddy, the only guy
she is leaving with is me!
323
00:18:01,084 --> 00:18:04,045
Unless you just wanna do it in the
bathroom, then we can leave separately.
324
00:18:05,630 --> 00:18:08,299
Fez, there is something
I need to tell you.
325
00:18:08,633 --> 00:18:09,968
Mark and I are married.
326
00:18:12,136 --> 00:18:12,929
What?
327
00:18:14,097 --> 00:18:17,642
Yeah we come here every weekend and
watch eachother hit on strangers.
328
00:18:17,934 --> 00:18:20,895
It makes for some ultra hot
action when we get back home!
329
00:18:21,688 --> 00:18:24,357
Wait, yeah Eric and
I tried that once.
330
00:18:24,399 --> 00:18:27,986
I got three phone numbers and he
got the highscore on Space Invaders.
331
00:18:29,821 --> 00:18:31,823
Wait, you do this
every weekend?!
332
00:18:31,864 --> 00:18:35,243
You shower some poor loser with affection
and then toss him aside when you're done?!
333
00:18:35,618 --> 00:18:36,577
Yeah.
334
00:18:38,538 --> 00:18:39,747
See you next weekend...
335
00:18:45,586 --> 00:18:47,463
I gotta say, Sam
is pretty cool.
336
00:18:47,463 --> 00:18:48,298
Yeah?
337
00:18:48,589 --> 00:18:50,758
Yeah yesterday for
no reason at all,
338
00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:54,846
she grabbed a beer out of the
fridge and just like gave it to me.
339
00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:58,683
I mean what is
that all about?
340
00:18:59,892 --> 00:19:02,895
Maybe that is what husbands
and wives do for eachother?
341
00:19:02,979 --> 00:19:04,981
Craziest damn
thing I ever saw.
342
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:09,527
Uhm Steven? I just wanna let
you know that we're through.
343
00:19:09,569 --> 00:19:14,198
If you're gonna go off and marry someone you
don't even know, then we can't be together anymore
344
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:20,955
Okay. Well I guess you always
have Kelso to fall back on.
345
00:19:21,914 --> 00:19:23,041
Or Fez.
346
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,543
Hey what? Did
I hear my name?
347
00:19:26,377 --> 00:19:27,962
Are Jackie and I
going to do it?
348
00:19:29,213 --> 00:19:31,049
Can somebody tell me
what is going on?!
349
00:19:31,841 --> 00:19:34,302
Steven I have been
so stupid for so long.
350
00:19:34,344 --> 00:19:37,555
I tried to force Michael to marry
me, I tried to force you to marry me.
351
00:19:37,597 --> 00:19:41,392
And last night I threw myself at some
unavailable creep I didn't even like.
352
00:19:41,851 --> 00:19:44,103
Well, now you've
hit a new low.
353
00:19:45,146 --> 00:19:48,566
Throwing yourself at
some guy on Rosh Hashanah.
354
00:19:52,111 --> 00:19:55,156
So you know what? I'm done
making an ass of myself for you.
355
00:19:55,198 --> 00:19:56,991
Or any other guys.
356
00:19:57,075 --> 00:19:58,034
In fact,
357
00:19:58,284 --> 00:20:00,036
I'm done with
guys completely.
358
00:20:00,578 --> 00:20:01,746
Hear that Hyde?
359
00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:07,377
We screwed her up so bad she's switching
to chicks! How awesome are we!
360
00:20:11,021 --> 00:20:12,940
So I was thinking
about you all week,
361
00:20:12,982 --> 00:20:15,776
how cute and flustered you
looked when I kissed you.
362
00:20:15,974 --> 00:20:17,504
I really liked that.
363
00:20:17,736 --> 00:20:19,446
Yeah. Me too.
364
00:20:22,770 --> 00:20:25,603
You know what, this too creepy
even for me.
365
00:20:26,921 --> 00:20:28,430
Enjoy your sick life together.
366
00:20:33,839 --> 00:20:35,597
I'm sorry about that.
I didn't even know what it is about.
367
00:20:38,197 --> 00:20:39,265
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