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- Where've you been keeping yourself?
- Here and there. Here and there.
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So it's not because our service
is bad, huh?
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What a day!
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You ever see such a glorious day?
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Come on, say hello to Helen.
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You old son of a gun. It's wonderful
to see you again. You look great.
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Well, so do you.
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- Well, a little green around the edges.
- I drank too much last night.
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I don't believe it. Neddy!
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How beautiful are thy feet in sandals,
O princess daughter.
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I bet you drank too much last night.
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- Isn't he a sight for sore eyes?
- Oh, Neddy, we missed you.
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Sit down and tell us everything.
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- Where are you coming from?
- I was around.
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I thought I'd come over and have a
swim with you. Look at that water.
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- And look at that sky.
- You look at it.
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I think everybody drank too much
last night.
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It was that rum,
I drank too much of that.
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- Whose party?
- Our own.
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- You didn't miss a thing.
- Usual Saturday night blowout.
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Same jokes, same faces, we've known
each other so long there's no ?irting.
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- I'd have ?irted with you.
- You're practically a new face.
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- How are things? Have a good summer?
- Sure, just great.
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Come on, how about a swim?
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Good for your hangover.
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What makes you think I'm hung-over?
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- Come on, I'll race you.
- Please, no.
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- How about you?
- You kidding?
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Relax, Neddy. Have a drink. Come on.
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- Sit and tell us what you've learned.
- Ned!
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Stu Forsburgh!
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- Ned Merrill! How are you, sport?
- Okay, never better.
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- God, I'm glad to see you.
- What are you doing here?
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We stopped over.
We've been in the Cape.
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- How's Lucinda?
- She's great.
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And the girls?
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All grown up. And beautiful, Stu.
Just beautiful.
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I don't know how you do it!
You haven't changed a bit.
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Where did you get this?
Why do you got all these clothes on?
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We have to go catch a plane.
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- You're gonna catch a plane?
- Gotta get back to the shop.
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You know how long it's been since
we had a swim together?
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- Please don't remind me.
- What'll you have, Stu?
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We're all old bunkmates. We went to
the same camp when we were kids.
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Gee, I don't know.
I drank too much last night.
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- A diluted martini?
- I'm out of practice...
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...with your kind of parties.
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We don't do that in Columbus,
unless it's New Year's Eve.
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- I told you not to accept the transfer.
- What else could I do?
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I'd have quit before I let them
send me to the provinces.
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Well, it's healthy.
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Stu, did you pack...?
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Don't tell me that's Ned Merrill
down there.
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- Hi, honeybunch, come join the party.
- Half a minute.
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Stu, I didn't realize how much
I missed that ugly old mug of yours.
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Get out of those clothes
and we'll have one quick swim.
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- I'm not up to it. I'm feeling my age.
- You're a year younger than I am.
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Yeah, you were always
pulling seniority on me at camp.
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Remember how we'd take off
our suits and swim for miles?
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- We just never got tired.
- Yeah.
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We had nice,
new, pink lungs in those days.
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And the water up there, remember?
That transparent light-green water.
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It felt different. A beautiful feeling.
We could've swum around the world.
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That was before we ever touched
a drink or a cigarette.
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- Or a girl!
- Or a girl.
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That doesn't sap a man's strength.
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- Or I'd be in a wheelchair today.
- Ned Merrill!
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Peggy-
- Ned Merrill, still bragging.
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I've heard those old schoolboy stories.
You all made them up.
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So you figured that one out,
have you? Let me look at you.
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Let's settle this nonsense
about taking a plane.
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- Settle it with him. I like it here.
- Lucinda'll be disappointed as hell.
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I don't think that's exactly true.
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I could run you to our house.
To say hello.
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- Don, how about using your car?
- Well, sure, but...
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They haven't time. We promised to
stop at the Grahams' for a quick drink.
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- Will you come?
- Of course he will.
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- You haven't seen their pool, have you?
- Whose?
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- The Grahams.
- The Grahams put in a pool?
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Oh, yeah. They nurse it like a baby.
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- When did they put in a pool?
- June.
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- June?
- Did you get the suits off the line?
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I forgot about them.
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If they're damp, I have
some plastic bags.
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Do the Biswangers have a pool?
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- Biswangers?
- Those awful people on Red Coat Road.
87
00:09:01,876 --> 00:09:06,464
Always talking about their Caribbean
cruises and electric toothbrushes.
88
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Sure, they have a big pool.
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- Go on, honey, finish packing.
- I will, in a minute.
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- Listen, if we miss that plane...
- Don't worry, I'll get you to the airport.
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My God, I forgot all about them.
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Go on, honey, finish packing.
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- If we miss that plane...
- I will, in a minute.
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I could do it. I could really do it!
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Do what, Neddy?
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Now with the Grahams'...
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...there's a string of pools that curves
clear across the county to our house.
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Well, look, the Grahams', the Lears',
the Bunkers'.Then over the ridge.
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A portage through the riding ring,
to the Hallorans' and the Gilmartins'.
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Then down the lane
to the Biswangers' and then...
101
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Wait, who's next? I can't think.
I had it a minute ago. Who is it?
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Who is it?
Who's next to the Biswangers'?
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- Shirley Abbott.
- Shirley Abbott.
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Across Route 424 to the recreation
center pool, up the hill and I'm home.
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00:10:30,965 --> 00:10:36,554
Don't you see? I just figured it out.
If I take a dogleg to the southwest...
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...I can swim home.
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Come on, Ned.
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- Why would you want to swim home?
- I don't get it.
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Pool by pool, they form a river
all the way to our house.
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I suppose you could put it that way.
Now, Neddy, why don't you sit down...
111
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...and have a drink
and then we'll all go to the Grahams'?
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I'll call it the Lucinda River,
after my wife.
113
00:11:07,877 --> 00:11:09,753
That's quite a tribute.
114
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This is the day Ned Merrill
swims across the county.
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Always threw himself in the water
like that. God, what energy!
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He keeps himself in shape.
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00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:29,148
Come on. He always ate like a horse,
never put on an ounce.
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- Look at that. Wouldn't use the ladder.
- Hey, Ned! Where are you going?
119
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Where'd he get that nutty idea?
120
00:11:38,991 --> 00:11:41,285
- He's just joking.
- You sure?
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Sure. We'll find him waiting for us
at the Grahams'.
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God, I hate Columbus.
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Swim to his house.
Why would he wanna do that?
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Neddy, Neddy! It's been so long.
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- You look wonderful.
- So do you.
126
00:12:01,931 --> 00:12:04,516
I'm going on a diet
a week from Thursday.
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00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:07,019
- Where were you?
- Don and Helen's.
128
00:12:07,311 --> 00:12:11,649
Where are they all?
They're all coming over, aren't they?
129
00:12:11,941 --> 00:12:15,611
- Why didn't they come with you?
- They're driving down.
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00:12:17,738 --> 00:12:21,158
- What do you think?
- Terrific. Absolutely terrific.
131
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It cost a bundle,
but Howie's had a marvelous year.
132
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- Look how clear the water is.
- Wow!
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We got the best filter money can buy.
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It filters 99.99.99 percent
of all solid matter out of the water.
135
00:12:40,302 --> 00:12:44,056
- Really?
- We put a 6-inch lint filter in too.
136
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The way we take care of this pool,
the water's purer than drinking water.
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- What'll you have?
- Scoop me a glass of that.
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- Don't be silly. Want a martini?
- No, nothing, thanks.
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- I'll swim and be on my way.
- You will not. You just got here.
140
00:13:01,115 --> 00:13:03,867
I can't stay.
I want to try out your pool.
141
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- That's unfriendly. What's the rush?
- Okay, but make it a little one.
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Next summer
we're gonna build a pool house.
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With dressing rooms and showers
and a little playroom and a big bar.
144
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Make a swell layout. Cheers.
145
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You never thought he'd make it,
did you?
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Who?
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When we were kids and
I first started dating Howard...
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- ...you weren't very nice to him.
- I wasn't, why?
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Remember he kept track of every penny
he saved and spent in a notebook.
150
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You thought that was very amusing.
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I was jealous.
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Of Howard?
153
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I was crazy about you.
154
00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:07,556
Well, you never said anything.
155
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:15,898
- You were having an affair with Lucinda.
- Why'd I get smashed at your wedding?
156
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Because Lucinda was dancing
with Roger Bunker.
157
00:14:20,069 --> 00:14:23,447
What a long memory you got,
grandma.
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00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:27,785
No kidding though.
You've got a gorgeous pool.
159
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I've got everything I ever wanted.
160
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Funny how things turn out,
isn't it?
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- Hey, Ned!
- Howard.
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- How are you, Ned?
- Fine, fine.
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Of all people.
164
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- How do you like my new toy?
- Next year we're getting all the optionals.
165
00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:48,680
Like a padded seat, a canopy.
166
00:14:48,972 --> 00:14:50,766
She's idling a bit slow.
167
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:52,643
Idling?
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It's not supposed to be
a racing engine.
169
00:14:59,108 --> 00:15:01,860
- What's he doing?
- He's fixing it.
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- It's okay now.
- I'll get you a drink.
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- It's a great pool.
- Yeah.
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Ned's just crazy about our pool.
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I didn't skimp on it.
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- I got a diatomaceous earth filter.
- Betty told me.
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Filters out 99.99.99 percent...
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- ...of all solid matter.
- That's what Betty said.
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She tell you about
the swing joints I got in there?
178
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Spingon's pool split down the middle
three months after the guarantee.
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- No swing joints.
- Ned doesn't know the Spingons.
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Let me tell you about them.
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- They're the kind of people who skimp.
- Just look at the color of that sky.
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I don't like the look of that cloud.
183
00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:49,825
It's beautiful.
184
00:15:50,117 --> 00:15:56,707
Like a dream city from the bow
of a ship. Lisbon, Naples, Istanbul.
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Hackensack.
186
00:16:00,711 --> 00:16:04,715
I'd like to see all those glistening
white domes and minarets.
187
00:16:05,132 --> 00:16:10,053
First chance I get to get away,
I'll go sailing around the Golden Horn.
188
00:16:10,345 --> 00:16:12,764
Why can't we travel more?
189
00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:15,893
What for? We've got everything
we want right here.
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- How come you never put a pool in?
- Never got around to it.
191
00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:24,067
That's too bad.
Helps the resale value.
192
00:16:24,359 --> 00:16:27,362
I don't have to worry about
the resale value.
193
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:32,951
With a tennis court and the planting,
you'll get a lot more than you paid.
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If I ever sell it.
195
00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:39,583
- Right buyer has to come along.
- I want my girls to be married there.
196
00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:47,257
Won't be long now. Our driveway
looked like a parking lot today.
197
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Boys all over the place.
198
00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:53,305
He)', anybody home?
199
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That must be Don and Helen with
the Forsburghs. Neddy, don't go away.
200
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- Hi, Betty.
- So long, Ned.
201
00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:01,939
Is Ned here?
202
00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:19,331
- Mrs. Hammar, how are you?
- May I ask what you're doing here?
203
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,793
On my way home,
I thought I'd cool off.
204
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:26,129
Who gave you permission
to use the pool?
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I'm Ned Merrill. Beautiful ?owers.
206
00:17:31,343 --> 00:17:34,263
I see Eric's put in the rock garden.
207
00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:38,517
- You're not welcome here.
- You know me, don't you?
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- I'm a friend of your son.
- A friend.
209
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:46,817
How dare you use that word!
You never came to see him.
210
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You never even called him
at the hospital.
211
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:56,034
Well, how is he? Is he better?
212
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,881
Just one minute, Mr. Merrill.
213
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This is my house now.
214
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:17,014
Don't you ever come here again.
215
00:18:17,306 --> 00:18:20,392
Don't you ever set foot
on my property again!
216
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:09,895
Hi, Mr. Merrill.
217
00:21:10,187 --> 00:21:13,482
- Hi, Muffie.
- Mommy and Daddy are at the club.
218
00:21:13,774 --> 00:21:17,694
- Think they'd mind if I swim?
- Of course not, help yourself.
219
00:21:29,623 --> 00:21:32,751
- It isn't Julie Ann Hooper?
- Yes, it is.
220
00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:37,422
I can't believe it.
You're all grown up.
221
00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:42,010
- How come we never see you?
- I guess you don't need me anymore.
222
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:45,263
We're always looking for a babysitter.
223
00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:48,058
Oh, Mr. Merrill!
224
00:21:52,062 --> 00:21:54,606
- How about Sunday night? You busy?
- No.
225
00:21:54,898 --> 00:21:57,108
Hired. You live in the same place?
226
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,069
- Yes, but...
- I'll pick you up at 7.
227
00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:01,905
- You're putting me on.
- No, I'm not.
228
00:22:02,197 --> 00:22:07,536
A babysitter! Ellen and Aggie
would have a fit if they heard you.
229
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:14,918
Mr. Merrill,
this is my brother, Vernon.
230
00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:17,587
Your brother? But your brother was...
231
00:22:17,879 --> 00:22:20,715
I sure liked that little red Jaguar
you used to have.
232
00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:22,759
- Want a Coke?
- Sure.
233
00:22:23,051 --> 00:22:27,305
Thanks. I can't get over you, Julie.
How old are you now?
234
00:22:27,597 --> 00:22:30,767
- Twenty last month.
- You still going to school?
235
00:22:31,059 --> 00:22:33,812
- I've got a job.
- I miss Ellen and Aggie.
236
00:22:34,104 --> 00:22:37,065
- Where are they?
- They're home.
237
00:22:37,899 --> 00:22:41,278
- Playing tennis.
- They are? But when did they...?
238
00:22:41,570 --> 00:22:43,446
Why didn't they call me?
239
00:22:43,738 --> 00:22:46,950
I'd just love to see them.
Let's drive over.
240
00:22:47,242 --> 00:22:49,619
Well, I've got to be on my way.
241
00:22:49,911 --> 00:22:52,622
- I'm swimming home.
- You're swimming home?
242
00:22:52,914 --> 00:22:55,625
There's a river of pools
all the way to my house.
243
00:22:55,917 --> 00:22:59,588
- That's more hiking than swimming.
- Not hiking. Portaging.
244
00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:03,300
- It's okay, if you like exercise.
- What a crazy idea.
245
00:23:03,592 --> 00:23:07,137
- I think it's brilliant.
- From here I go to the Bunkers'.
246
00:23:07,429 --> 00:23:10,348
I'll portage through the riding ring
to the Hallorans'.
247
00:23:10,682 --> 00:23:13,310
- Got it all mapped out.
- What are you doing it for?
248
00:23:13,602 --> 00:23:16,605
- Why do you want to?
- I think it's original.
249
00:23:16,897 --> 00:23:21,151
As if he's...
an explorer or something.
250
00:23:23,236 --> 00:23:26,114
I mean, I think it's an adventure.
251
00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:28,783
Come with me.
252
00:23:30,535 --> 00:23:33,204
- Well, gee, I...
- Come on, live a little.
253
00:23:33,496 --> 00:23:34,831
I don't know if...
254
00:23:35,123 --> 00:23:38,835
We'll explore the torrential
headwaters of the Lucinda River.
255
00:23:43,673 --> 00:23:46,092
All right, I will.
256
00:23:48,929 --> 00:23:51,473
Ready! Go!
257
00:24:24,297 --> 00:24:26,257
- It's funny.
- What?
258
00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:30,387
- Marigolds. This time of the year.
- They're all over.
259
00:24:30,679 --> 00:24:35,892
- Well, they usually bloom later.
- They're lovely. I love the colors.
260
00:24:38,603 --> 00:24:40,271
Mr. Merrill?
261
00:24:41,147 --> 00:24:45,443
What did you mean before?
All that about my coming to babysit.
262
00:24:45,735 --> 00:24:51,199
Coming over to babysit?
I was just joking. I was teasing you.
263
00:24:51,491 --> 00:24:53,159
Gee, I wondered.
264
00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:56,121
You used to be such a shy little kid.
265
00:24:56,413 --> 00:25:00,917
You always brought schoolbooks.
You always dropped pencils and things.
266
00:25:01,209 --> 00:25:03,420
And you never had a word to say.
267
00:25:03,712 --> 00:25:06,756
- I thought plenty, though.
- About what?
268
00:25:07,048 --> 00:25:10,760
- Oh, daydreamed.
- What about?
269
00:25:11,052 --> 00:25:13,888
- Lots of things.
- What sort of things?
270
00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:19,561
- It's so silly, it was such kid stuff.
- Come on, tell me.
271
00:25:20,270 --> 00:25:23,982
I bet you never knew
I had a big crush on you.
272
00:25:24,274 --> 00:25:25,775
You did?
273
00:25:26,067 --> 00:25:31,114
- I was mad about you, out of my head!
- You were?
274
00:25:31,531 --> 00:25:35,785
If Mrs. Merrill called me to babysit,
even at the last minute...
275
00:25:36,077 --> 00:25:39,748
...I'd cancel out whoever I promised
and come to your house instead.
276
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:42,292
You must have lost
a lot of customers.
277
00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:48,298
I'd spend an hour getting myself fixed
up. My mother thought I was nuts.
278
00:25:48,590 --> 00:25:52,677
I mean, I was just a kid to you,
but you were a god to me.
279
00:25:52,969 --> 00:25:57,474
- Now you're putting me on.
- Know what I'd do as the girls slept?
280
00:25:57,766 --> 00:26:02,145
I'd go up to your room and open
your closet and touch your suits.
281
00:26:02,437 --> 00:26:07,817
Then I'd go into your bathroom and
smell your shaving lotion. One time...
282
00:26:08,109 --> 00:26:10,612
- This is a terrible thing to admit.
- Tell me.
283
00:26:10,904 --> 00:26:12,989
I stole one of your shirts.
284
00:26:13,281 --> 00:26:17,786
Then when I was doing my homework
up in my room, I'd put it on.
285
00:26:18,078 --> 00:26:20,997
It made me feel as if
you were all around me.
286
00:26:21,289 --> 00:26:24,000
Julie, I didn't know.
287
00:26:24,292 --> 00:26:28,338
And when you'd drive me home
at night, I'd pretend like mad.
288
00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:32,008
Pretend what?
What was it you used to pretend?
289
00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:36,888
I... After all,
I was just a child in those days.
290
00:26:37,180 --> 00:26:38,681
I want to know.
291
00:26:40,558 --> 00:26:45,688
That you were desperately
in love with me.
292
00:26:45,980 --> 00:26:50,026
You were too honorable to say so,
because you were married.
293
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:54,823
Sol had to go to Paris.
You know, put an ocean between us.
294
00:26:55,115 --> 00:26:59,994
And no matter how many divine
Frenchmen begged me, I'd never marry.
295
00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:06,709
I'd just live there, all pale
and mysterious, huge tragic artist.
296
00:27:07,502 --> 00:27:12,173
And then one night,
I'd be in some club.
297
00:27:12,465 --> 00:27:16,761
A fabulous Paris gown.
I'd see you at the door.
298
00:27:17,053 --> 00:27:22,183
Tall, distinguished,
a little grey at the temples.
299
00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:26,729
I pretended your eyes would burn
into me across this room.
300
00:27:27,021 --> 00:27:32,777
Suddenly, there'd be a hush.
And everyone would look at me.
301
00:27:33,069 --> 00:27:38,825
And then I'd just stand up
and ?oat towards you.
302
00:27:40,660 --> 00:27:43,371
- And then what?
- That's all.
303
00:27:45,665 --> 00:27:52,338
- Julie, I don't know what to say.
- I told you. I was a real spooky kid.
304
00:28:03,641 --> 00:28:06,269
The Bunkers must be having a party.
305
00:28:17,947 --> 00:28:21,117
How bonny are the banks
of the Lucinda River.
306
00:28:21,409 --> 00:28:24,287
I knew we'd find friends
all along the way.
307
00:28:29,834 --> 00:28:31,294
Neddy!
308
00:28:32,378 --> 00:28:35,798
Enid. This is Julie Ann Hooper,
our babysitter.
309
00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:39,010
I lost her for a while.
But I found her again.
310
00:28:39,302 --> 00:28:41,429
How fortunate for you, darling.
311
00:28:41,721 --> 00:28:44,807
What a lovely dress.
You look ravishing.
312
00:28:45,099 --> 00:28:48,144
Ned, what a treat to have you here.
313
00:28:48,436 --> 00:28:51,314
I see Roger's the life of the party
as usual.
314
00:28:51,606 --> 00:28:56,027
He started all by himself at brunch.
I guess it caught up with him.
315
00:28:56,361 --> 00:29:00,490
Neddy, tell me everything.
I want to know all about you.
316
00:29:00,782 --> 00:29:01,991
Enid.
317
00:29:03,534 --> 00:29:06,663
Look who's there!
Get yourself a drink.
318
00:29:06,996 --> 00:29:10,291
We'll have one quick one
to appease the natives.
319
00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:13,002
- Neddy!
- Hi, honeybunch.
320
00:29:13,294 --> 00:29:17,215
- To think I nearly didn't get here.
- Ned, you old fossil. How are you?
321
00:29:17,507 --> 00:29:18,883
Great. Just great.
322
00:29:19,175 --> 00:29:22,053
- Ned! My God, it's been a dog's age.
- Rusty.
323
00:29:22,345 --> 00:29:25,056
- Let's have a game of golf. Soon.
- Darling!
324
00:29:25,765 --> 00:29:31,354
- Is it undiplomatic to ask of Lucinda?
- She's great. And bring your money.
325
00:29:32,105 --> 00:29:36,150
- Neddy! Neddy, darling.
- I'm John.
326
00:29:36,442 --> 00:29:39,737
We want to see you.
Lucinda will call. How you doing?
327
00:29:40,029 --> 00:29:41,656
Great, great.
328
00:29:43,157 --> 00:29:45,702
- My God, Neddy Merrill.
- Freddy Preston.
329
00:29:45,994 --> 00:29:51,040
Marvelous to see you. We missed
you. I expected you'd be on Xanadu.
330
00:29:51,332 --> 00:29:53,584
- I'll have to call Willie.
- Good show.
331
00:29:53,918 --> 00:29:56,379
- Mr. Merrill.
- Hi, Stanley. How's Inez?
332
00:29:56,671 --> 00:29:59,382
- She'll be glad to see you.
- She's my girl.
333
00:29:59,674 --> 00:30:03,886
- Yes, sir. What may I get you?
- Dom Perignon. That's for us.
334
00:30:04,178 --> 00:30:05,596
Yes, sir.
335
00:30:06,639 --> 00:30:09,892
- Ever drink champagne?
- Once at a birthday party.
336
00:30:14,355 --> 00:30:17,358
A boy drank it out of my slipper.
337
00:30:19,986 --> 00:30:22,697
Here's to sugar on our strawberries.
338
00:30:39,380 --> 00:30:42,091
- Ned, my God.
- Brian. How are you, Brian?
339
00:30:42,383 --> 00:30:44,260
I feel rotten I didn't call.
340
00:30:44,552 --> 00:30:48,306
I've been so damn busy.
I don't know where the time goes.
341
00:30:48,598 --> 00:30:50,767
- Let's have lunch this week.
- Okay.
342
00:30:51,059 --> 00:30:54,812
I wanted to tell you.
That was a stinking thing to do.
343
00:30:55,104 --> 00:30:58,274
- What they pulled at your place.
- What's that?
344
00:30:58,566 --> 00:31:03,279
Well, now I don't care how big
a firecracker this new guy was.
345
00:31:03,571 --> 00:31:06,783
Well, brother,
that story really jolted me.
346
00:31:07,075 --> 00:31:12,580
I thought, what if a young smart-ass
comes to our shop and does that?
347
00:31:12,872 --> 00:31:16,125
Let's hear from you, huh?
Ring me at the office.
348
00:31:18,711 --> 00:31:20,338
Beautiful Cynthia.
349
00:31:20,630 --> 00:31:24,467
- Neddy. Darling!
- Hi, where's Carter?
350
00:31:24,759 --> 00:31:27,470
Well, haven't you heard?
We've separated.
351
00:31:27,762 --> 00:31:30,473
This is Julie Ann Hooper,
our babysitter.
352
00:31:30,765 --> 00:31:34,852
- Run along to your babies, dear.
- She's with me.
353
00:31:35,144 --> 00:31:40,316
- We're swimming across the county.
- How healthy and young of you.
354
00:31:41,359 --> 00:31:44,195
Now, who else could wear
a dress like this?
355
00:31:44,487 --> 00:31:48,825
Why don't you come over
tonight for dinner?
356
00:31:49,158 --> 00:31:50,660
I'd love to.
357
00:31:51,452 --> 00:31:53,704
If Lucinda hasn't made a date.
358
00:31:53,996 --> 00:31:57,834
Lucinda! Well, congratulations.
359
00:31:59,961 --> 00:32:01,379
- Ned.
- Denny boy!
360
00:32:01,671 --> 00:32:04,715
Why not leave some phone numbers?
I've tried to reach you.
361
00:32:05,049 --> 00:32:06,634
I've heard of an opening.
362
00:32:06,926 --> 00:32:09,137
Perfect for you. Your experience.
363
00:32:09,429 --> 00:32:12,682
Small place,
but these two guys are creative.
364
00:32:12,974 --> 00:32:14,892
- Say hello to Julie Ann.
- Hello.
365
00:32:15,184 --> 00:32:21,357
They have a reputation for originality.
Approach them right, take a cut.
366
00:32:21,649 --> 00:32:23,234
Take a cut?
367
00:32:24,777 --> 00:32:28,698
Now, look here, Ned.
You don't have to pretend with me.
368
00:32:36,998 --> 00:32:39,667
Set! Go!
369
00:35:54,904 --> 00:35:57,073
Did you hurt yourself?
370
00:35:57,365 --> 00:36:00,534
It's nothing. Bad takeoff.
371
00:36:00,826 --> 00:36:03,079
Let's go and sit down somewhere.
372
00:36:12,505 --> 00:36:15,424
- Does it hurt?
- No, it's all right.
373
00:36:15,716 --> 00:36:17,301
What sort of a job do you have?
374
00:36:17,593 --> 00:36:20,971
Secretary. We're the largest office
supply company in New York.
375
00:36:21,263 --> 00:36:24,934
- I've never run into you on the train.
- I take the 7:22.
376
00:36:25,226 --> 00:36:28,979
- I'm first in, so I make the coffee.
- A friendly office?
377
00:36:29,271 --> 00:36:32,650
Two girls want to get an apartment
after our raises.
378
00:36:32,942 --> 00:36:37,780
- Watch out, it's a big wicked city.
- I know. I've had some experiences.
379
00:36:38,072 --> 00:36:39,615
- Like what?
- Well...
380
00:36:39,907 --> 00:36:43,786
...one morning I was making coffee
and looked out the window.
381
00:36:44,078 --> 00:36:47,123
There's an apartment building
across the court.
382
00:36:47,415 --> 00:36:53,754
This man was standing in his window,
looking at me. He was stark naked.
383
00:36:54,046 --> 00:36:57,925
- That's terrible.
- I just stood there looking at him.
384
00:36:58,217 --> 00:37:00,803
You ought to report that
to somebody.
385
00:37:01,095 --> 00:37:04,515
He's never been there again.
I check every morning.
386
00:37:04,890 --> 00:37:07,143
There's a lot of nuts around.
387
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:11,522
Another time, my boss sent me
to deliver some record books.
388
00:37:11,814 --> 00:37:17,361
I got into an elevator and pressed 26.
Then a man got in and he pressed 27.
389
00:37:17,653 --> 00:37:20,448
The door closed and
the elevator started up.
390
00:37:20,740 --> 00:37:24,285
This man came right over
and kissed me on the mouth.
391
00:37:24,577 --> 00:37:27,037
- What'd you do?
- I dropped the books.
392
00:37:27,329 --> 00:37:28,497
Then what happened?
393
00:37:28,789 --> 00:37:30,499
He picked them up,
gave them to me.
394
00:37:30,791 --> 00:37:34,336
The door opened
on the 26th ?oor, and I got out.
395
00:37:35,129 --> 00:37:39,175
Can you imagine?
A building on Park Avenue?
396
00:37:44,805 --> 00:37:47,475
That belly is like a heap of wheat.
397
00:37:47,767 --> 00:37:50,561
Fenced about with lilies.
398
00:37:53,105 --> 00:37:55,316
That's from the Bible, isn't it?
399
00:37:55,608 --> 00:37:57,359
Song of Solomon.
400
00:37:57,651 --> 00:38:02,698
As a little girl in Sunday school,
they never mentioned that part.
401
00:38:05,785 --> 00:38:08,829
You still are a little girl
in Sunday school.
402
00:38:10,956 --> 00:38:13,334
You know, Julie,
I've been thinking.
403
00:38:14,293 --> 00:38:16,212
I could...
404
00:38:16,754 --> 00:38:19,882
I could meet you in the morning
and take you to your office.
405
00:38:20,174 --> 00:38:24,553
If you had to go out on an errand,
call me and I'd go with you.
406
00:38:24,929 --> 00:38:28,057
I'd pick you up every day
at noon and we'd have lunch.
407
00:38:29,350 --> 00:38:32,728
That's what I'll do, Julie.
I'll take care of you.
408
00:38:33,979 --> 00:38:37,399
Well, gee, Mr. Merrill, I...
409
00:38:37,691 --> 00:38:40,694
I don't think that would
work out too well.
410
00:38:40,986 --> 00:38:44,448
I have a boyfriend.
He's a very jealous type.
411
00:38:44,740 --> 00:38:47,368
If I just look at anybody else,
he has a fit.
412
00:38:47,660 --> 00:38:51,080
He's a very high-strung person.
He has so many problems!
413
00:38:51,372 --> 00:38:53,123
What sort of problems?
414
00:38:53,415 --> 00:38:57,878
His mother. He says
she's a very sensuous woman.
415
00:38:58,170 --> 00:38:59,588
He says she has lovers.
416
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:02,716
He's not even 100-percent sure
he's legitimate.
417
00:39:03,008 --> 00:39:05,803
He's taking it out
on the whole United States.
418
00:39:06,095 --> 00:39:09,765
- Where did you meet this boy?
- Through a computer.
419
00:39:10,057 --> 00:39:12,268
- A computer?
- Yeah, it's a joke.
420
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:16,605
All the kids are doing it. You fill out
this questionnaire, send in S3...
421
00:39:16,897 --> 00:39:20,818
...and they send you the phone
numbers of three ideal mates.
422
00:39:21,110 --> 00:39:23,612
He was the first one I called.
423
00:39:24,655 --> 00:39:26,782
How'd you meet Mrs. Merrill?
424
00:39:27,074 --> 00:39:29,410
I...
425
00:39:29,869 --> 00:39:33,622
On a boat,
going to Europe one summer.
426
00:39:33,914 --> 00:39:38,460
I was with a bunch of students
down in steerage.
427
00:39:38,752 --> 00:39:42,631
I sneaked up to the first-class
salon, and there she was.
428
00:39:42,923 --> 00:39:45,426
How romantic and old-fashioned.
429
00:39:45,718 --> 00:39:48,762
Now, wait a minute.
It wasn't that long ago.
430
00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:55,060
Well, it sounds so much more
passionate than a computer.
431
00:40:02,192 --> 00:40:05,821
That shirt of mine, Julie.
Do you still have it?
432
00:40:06,113 --> 00:40:07,990
No.
433
00:40:08,282 --> 00:40:10,951
Well, after a while, I...
434
00:40:11,410 --> 00:40:14,496
I decided it was just a shirt.
435
00:40:17,249 --> 00:40:23,172
You had so many shirts, I didn't
think you'd miss it or anything.
436
00:40:23,672 --> 00:40:25,090
Do you mind?
437
00:40:25,591 --> 00:40:27,968
No, but I wish...
438
00:40:28,761 --> 00:40:30,846
I wish you'd told me how you felt.
439
00:40:31,138 --> 00:40:32,973
I couldn't.
440
00:40:33,599 --> 00:40:36,185
I would have died.
441
00:40:36,477 --> 00:40:38,729
There's so little love
in the world.
442
00:40:39,021 --> 00:40:41,732
When it's kept a secret,
it's wasted, see?
443
00:40:45,903 --> 00:40:47,863
You're very precious to me.
444
00:40:48,697 --> 00:40:51,575
I won't let you
ever get scared or hurt.
445
00:40:51,867 --> 00:40:54,703
If there's anything you want,
come to me.
446
00:40:55,287 --> 00:40:58,832
- I'll be your guardian angel.
- Mr. Merrill, I...
447
00:40:59,333 --> 00:41:00,542
Julie.
448
00:41:01,961 --> 00:41:04,922
Julie! Julie!
449
00:41:37,287 --> 00:41:39,039
Hi, Steve.
450
00:41:42,751 --> 00:41:44,753
- Well, you're not Steve.
- No.
451
00:41:45,045 --> 00:41:46,630
How are you, Mr. Merrill?
452
00:41:46,922 --> 00:41:48,966
- I'm a friend of the Hallorans.
- I know.
453
00:41:49,258 --> 00:41:51,427
- Mind if I ride up with you?
- Not at all.
454
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:53,262
Don't bother.
455
00:41:56,765 --> 00:41:58,600
Thank you.
456
00:42:08,027 --> 00:42:11,113
How long you been driving
for the Hallorans?
457
00:42:11,405 --> 00:42:13,949
Going on a couple of years now.
458
00:42:15,993 --> 00:42:21,123
- What happened to Steve?
- I'm afraid I don't know.
459
00:42:23,709 --> 00:42:27,629
Man, what a character.
Did he mangle the English language!
460
00:42:27,921 --> 00:42:30,758
We told him he should be
on television.
461
00:42:33,927 --> 00:42:37,806
Big bass voice,
you should've heard that guy sing.
462
00:42:38,515 --> 00:42:41,852
- And a natural sense of rhythm?
- Yeah, that's right.
463
00:42:49,068 --> 00:42:52,488
- I'll take them the paper.
- Thank you.
464
00:42:52,780 --> 00:42:54,364
Thank you for the lift.
465
00:42:54,656 --> 00:42:57,993
And my apologies. I don't know
why I thought you were Steve.
466
00:42:58,285 --> 00:43:00,120
That's okay.
467
00:43:19,473 --> 00:43:22,059
Hello? Oh, hello, honey.
468
00:43:22,351 --> 00:43:24,561
Tell her to hurry.
They'll miss the sun.
469
00:43:26,271 --> 00:43:30,192
She refuses to bring the children
unless we put on our suits.
470
00:43:30,609 --> 00:43:33,987
After the way we raised her?
What's the matter with her?
471
00:43:34,279 --> 00:43:38,992
After the way we raised you?
What's the matter with you, honey?
472
00:43:39,409 --> 00:43:42,913
She says they're her children,
and she'll raise them her way.
473
00:43:43,205 --> 00:43:48,085
- They'll end up repressed.
- Mummy says they'll end up repressed.
474
00:43:52,631 --> 00:43:54,883
She's not going to bring the children.
475
00:43:58,262 --> 00:44:02,182
Good heavens! It's Neddy Merrill.
476
00:44:05,435 --> 00:44:09,898
- I wonder if he's come to ask us again.
- He'll get the same answer.
477
00:44:10,190 --> 00:44:14,611
- Oh, dear. It seems a little mean.
- He's not going to get a penny.
478
00:44:14,903 --> 00:44:16,697
Couldn't we help him a little?
479
00:44:16,989 --> 00:44:19,408
For old times' sake?
After all, he's a friend.
480
00:44:19,700 --> 00:44:22,035
Friends are not deductible.
481
00:44:22,327 --> 00:44:24,454
- Hello, Neddy dear!
- How are you, my boy?
482
00:44:24,746 --> 00:44:28,458
- I'm swimming across the county.
- I didn't know one could.
483
00:44:28,750 --> 00:44:32,880
- I met your new chauffeur.
- Nice boy. Sense of personal worth.
484
00:44:33,172 --> 00:44:38,302
- I got a lot of laughs out of Steve.
- Steve had no sense of personal worth.
485
00:44:38,594 --> 00:44:39,595
What does it say?
486
00:44:39,887 --> 00:44:43,432
"At the zoning board meeting,
local property owners objected...
487
00:44:43,724 --> 00:44:47,895
...to the Halloran proposal on the basis
it would overcrowd public schools."
488
00:44:48,187 --> 00:44:52,608
We petitioned to cut the Driscoll estate
into two-acre lots, instead of five.
489
00:44:52,900 --> 00:44:55,277
They're practically
calling us communists.
490
00:44:55,569 --> 00:45:00,282
- Sticks and stones, sticks and stones.
- It'll be a tough fight, Chester.
491
00:45:00,574 --> 00:45:05,120
- Why is that tree bare?
- Oh, that's an ash.
492
00:45:05,537 --> 00:45:07,080
Well, it must be blighted.
493
00:45:07,372 --> 00:45:12,252
No. Ashes are the last to get their
leaves and the first to lose them.
494
00:45:12,586 --> 00:45:15,464
Overcrowding
the public schools, indeed.
495
00:45:15,756 --> 00:45:20,260
As though people with two acres
propagate more than people with five.
496
00:45:20,552 --> 00:45:23,013
That's not even a biological fact.
497
00:45:23,305 --> 00:45:28,185
- Safari Ball. Put me down for a table.
- Oh, Neddy.
498
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:32,564
What's the matter?
Don't I always support your benefits?
499
00:45:32,856 --> 00:45:37,819
- A table costs $1000.
- Okay, put me down.
500
00:45:49,456 --> 00:45:54,711
By the way, my boy, I was awfully
sorry that we couldn't be of help.
501
00:45:55,003 --> 00:45:57,464
I don't recall asking you for help.
502
00:45:57,756 --> 00:46:00,050
How are Lucinda and the girls?
503
00:46:00,342 --> 00:46:03,971
Lucinda's fine and the girls are
home playing tennis.
504
00:46:06,932 --> 00:46:10,143
Now, if you don't mind,
I think I'll get wet.
505
00:46:15,857 --> 00:46:20,988
- Didn't ask for any money after all.
- Just wait.
506
00:46:32,165 --> 00:46:34,501
He must be back on his feet.
507
00:46:36,795 --> 00:46:39,339
He bought a whole table, didn't he?
508
00:47:08,869 --> 00:47:11,455
- Hi.
- Hi.
509
00:47:11,747 --> 00:47:16,835
- I bet your name's Gilmartin.
- Kevin Gilmartin Jr., after my father.
510
00:47:17,127 --> 00:47:20,547
My mother says I've got
a lot to live down.
511
00:47:21,256 --> 00:47:23,133
How about giving me a cup?
512
00:47:23,425 --> 00:47:26,803
- It's 10 cents.
- I'll owe it to you.
513
00:47:27,095 --> 00:47:31,600
- How do I know I'll collect?
- I'll drop around tomorrow and pay you.
514
00:47:31,892 --> 00:47:35,771
Scout's honor.
Well, I look honest, don't I?
515
00:47:39,649 --> 00:47:41,443
Thanks.
516
00:47:45,739 --> 00:47:47,449
You're shivering.
517
00:47:47,741 --> 00:47:49,409
Is your mother home?
518
00:47:49,701 --> 00:47:54,581
She's in Europe. It's a honeymoon,
so she couldn't take me.
519
00:47:54,873 --> 00:47:58,293
- How's your father?
- He's in love with a manicurist.
520
00:47:58,585 --> 00:48:03,673
That's what Mother says. I have to
depend on her for information.
521
00:48:09,721 --> 00:48:12,516
- You alone here?
- There's a maid.
522
00:48:12,808 --> 00:48:18,105
I'm gonna invite you over to our house.
I've got two girls you can play with.
523
00:48:18,397 --> 00:48:20,816
- How big?
- Not much bigger than you.
524
00:48:21,108 --> 00:48:22,859
- Do you play with them?
- Sure.
525
00:48:23,151 --> 00:48:25,987
We play tennis
and we go bike riding together.
526
00:48:26,279 --> 00:48:31,118
- I have an English racing bike.
- Fine, bring it over. We'll race you.
527
00:48:32,119 --> 00:48:34,496
- Do you want another?
- No, thanks.
528
00:48:34,788 --> 00:48:36,248
You'll owe me 20 cents.
529
00:48:36,540 --> 00:48:40,127
I haven't time.
I'm swimming home.
530
00:48:40,627 --> 00:48:45,590
- Do you mind if I use your pool?
- Not at all, but...
531
00:49:31,052 --> 00:49:34,931
Well, that does it.
That really does it.
532
00:49:41,813 --> 00:49:43,607
My whole project is ruined.
533
00:49:43,899 --> 00:49:46,985
They emptied the pool
because I'm not a good swimmer.
534
00:49:47,277 --> 00:49:51,239
I'm bad at sports. At school,
nobody wants me on their team.
535
00:49:51,531 --> 00:49:54,242
It's a lot better that way.
You take it from me.
536
00:49:54,534 --> 00:49:58,371
At first, it's the end of the world
because you're not on the team.
537
00:49:58,663 --> 00:50:00,916
- Till you realize.
- Realize what?
538
00:50:01,333 --> 00:50:04,669
You realize that you're free.
You're your own man.
539
00:50:04,961 --> 00:50:08,798
No need to worry about being captain
and all that status stuff.
540
00:50:09,090 --> 00:50:12,886
They'd never elect me captain
in a million years.
541
00:50:13,178 --> 00:50:17,807
You're the captain of your soul.
That's what counts. Know what I mean?
542
00:50:19,684 --> 00:50:21,686
There's one thing I could do.
543
00:50:21,978 --> 00:50:26,024
I could get in and make believe
I'm swimming across the pool.
544
00:50:26,316 --> 00:50:28,276
But that's kind of cheating, isn't it?
545
00:50:28,568 --> 00:50:31,905
Not if I did all the strokes exactly
as if I were in the water.
546
00:50:32,197 --> 00:50:35,200
- Hey, that's a good idea!
- Let's do it.
547
00:50:39,162 --> 00:50:41,498
Now, there are three things
to remember:
548
00:50:41,790 --> 00:50:43,708
Relax...
549
00:50:44,501 --> 00:50:48,588
...reach and follow through.
That's it.
550
00:50:48,880 --> 00:50:51,424
Okay, let's start with the crawl.
551
00:50:57,138 --> 00:51:00,016
He)', you got pretty good form.
552
00:51:00,684 --> 00:51:05,522
I've had lots of lessons.
It's just that I'm afraid of the water.
553
00:51:05,814 --> 00:51:10,569
Okay, over on your back. That's it.
554
00:51:10,860 --> 00:51:13,154
You know what we do
in the winter?
555
00:51:13,446 --> 00:51:16,116
We ?ood our tennis courts
and ice-skate on them.
556
00:51:16,408 --> 00:51:21,913
Those kids of mine look so damn cute.
Like elves in their red stocking caps.
557
00:51:22,205 --> 00:51:25,875
- I don't know how to skate.
- You come over, we'll teach you.
558
00:51:26,167 --> 00:51:29,337
- Then we'll have a game of hockey.
- Okay.
559
00:51:29,838 --> 00:51:35,093
Breaststroke. Yes, sir, those kids
of mine think I got all the answers.
560
00:51:35,385 --> 00:51:38,847
Those kids of mine
think I'm just about it.
561
00:51:44,269 --> 00:51:48,565
I've done it! It's the first time
I've ever swum a whole lane!
562
00:51:48,857 --> 00:51:50,775
Congratulations.
563
00:51:57,949 --> 00:52:01,369
I suppose it doesn't count, though,
because there's no water.
564
00:52:01,661 --> 00:52:04,706
- For us there was.
- But that's a lie, isn't it?
565
00:52:04,998 --> 00:52:09,961
No. You see, if you make believe
hard enough that something is true...
566
00:52:10,253 --> 00:52:12,088
...then it is true for you.
567
00:52:12,380 --> 00:52:16,259
- Let's do it again.
- I gotta be going.
568
00:52:17,177 --> 00:52:20,930
- Oh, come on, please?
- It's getting late.
569
00:52:21,556 --> 00:52:26,519
- I'm sorry, I'd like to, but...
- If you're gonna leave, then leave.
570
00:52:29,522 --> 00:52:34,402
I'll give you a ring tomorrow.
About coming over.
571
00:53:04,891 --> 00:53:07,936
- What's the matter?
- I thought you were gonna dive.
572
00:53:08,228 --> 00:53:12,816
You thought I was gonna dive?
There's no water in the pool.
573
00:53:13,108 --> 00:53:15,944
Well, so long again.
574
00:54:28,683 --> 00:54:31,770
Ain't it a bitch, huh?
You ever seen anything like it?
575
00:54:32,061 --> 00:54:36,900
Fifteen tons, 30,000 pounds of
structured aluminum and clear plastic.
576
00:54:58,963 --> 00:55:03,009
So there we are, bare-assed,
and we jump in the pool.
577
00:55:03,301 --> 00:55:08,473
It's all steamy and warm, and the
snow?akes are ?oating down...
578
00:55:08,765 --> 00:55:13,812
...and the hi-? system is playing
and Grace and I are on our backs...
579
00:55:14,103 --> 00:55:17,816
...just bobbing along
and I says to Grace:
580
00:55:18,107 --> 00:55:22,153
Well, this party has everything,
including a gatecrasher.
581
00:55:23,154 --> 00:55:25,573
I was hoping
you'd be glad to see me.
582
00:55:25,865 --> 00:55:29,494
You never came when I invited you.
Why should I be glad now?
583
00:55:29,786 --> 00:55:34,999
- Well, I thought, better late than never.
- You thought wrong, buster.
584
00:55:35,291 --> 00:55:39,003
As one of your more
distinguished gatecrashers...
585
00:55:39,295 --> 00:55:40,964
...do I rate a drink?
586
00:55:41,256 --> 00:55:42,924
Suit yourself.
587
00:55:55,478 --> 00:55:58,898
- You're new around here, aren't you?
- What do you mean, new?
588
00:55:59,190 --> 00:56:03,862
- It's just I haven't seen you at parties.
- I haven't seen you neither.
589
00:56:04,696 --> 00:56:09,617
I'll have a gin on the rocks, please.
When you have a chance.
590
00:56:11,703 --> 00:56:15,415
Here I am again, Leroy.
Fill 'er up.
591
00:56:16,374 --> 00:56:18,751
Some big deal, huh?
592
00:56:19,377 --> 00:56:24,007
Boy, you sure gotta like swimming
to go in for this expenditure.
593
00:56:24,966 --> 00:56:28,553
You look like the type
that goes in for swimming, huh?
594
00:56:28,845 --> 00:56:32,807
Why not? When the world is
so generously supplied with water.
595
00:56:33,099 --> 00:56:37,353
I'm not a maniac about it. Tell you
the truth, it's murder on my hair.
596
00:56:37,645 --> 00:56:39,480
Lovely hair.
597
00:56:41,733 --> 00:56:43,568
Thank you.
598
00:56:44,819 --> 00:56:48,823
You a neighbor from around here?
599
00:56:50,617 --> 00:56:52,452
No.
600
00:56:52,744 --> 00:56:55,538
You a friend of the Biswangers?
601
00:56:56,414 --> 00:56:59,918
They're not even
on our Christmas card list.
602
00:57:01,377 --> 00:57:03,421
Then what are you?
603
00:57:05,340 --> 00:57:07,383
I'm an explorer.
604
00:57:07,675 --> 00:57:13,014
- No, I mean, what are you doing here?
- I'm swimming home.
605
00:57:18,186 --> 00:57:19,729
You married?
606
00:57:20,021 --> 00:57:24,359
- What's that got to do with it?
- You're divorced? What?
607
00:57:27,278 --> 00:57:29,489
Do you want to come with me?
608
00:57:29,781 --> 00:57:34,702
- Where?
- Along a river of sapphire pools.
609
00:57:36,287 --> 00:57:40,583
- I never heard anyone talk like you.
- Come with me, be my love.
610
00:57:40,875 --> 00:57:43,336
- That I've heard before.
- Not from me.
611
00:57:43,628 --> 00:57:47,173
- You're no different than any other guy.
- But I am.
612
00:57:47,465 --> 00:57:52,387
I'm a very special human being.
Noble and splendid.
613
00:57:55,014 --> 00:57:57,433
Come on, Joan.
614
00:58:46,607 --> 00:58:48,276
Hey, wait a minute.
615
00:58:49,444 --> 00:58:51,696
This looks like my wagon.
616
00:58:54,699 --> 00:58:57,577
I'm sure this is my wagon.
617
00:59:00,955 --> 00:59:02,790
This is my wagon.
618
00:59:03,082 --> 00:59:05,543
I wheel my kids around in it.
You see that?
619
00:59:05,835 --> 00:59:10,131
That's where Ella put her foot through,
and I mended it with plywood.
620
00:59:10,423 --> 00:59:13,301
This is my wagon, man.
621
00:59:13,593 --> 00:59:16,721
- What's the trouble here?
- This is my hot dog wagon.
622
00:59:17,013 --> 00:59:19,057
- We bought it.
- You bought it?
623
00:59:19,348 --> 00:59:22,727
- At a white elephant sale.
- What the hell was it doing there?
624
00:59:23,019 --> 00:59:26,147
- Your wife must have donated it.
- She had no right.
625
00:59:26,439 --> 00:59:29,817
- She knows I'm crazy about this thing.
- Take it up with her.
626
00:59:30,109 --> 00:59:32,361
- I'll buy it back from you.
- Not interested.
627
00:59:32,653 --> 00:59:35,948
I'll give you twice what you paid for it.
I'll give you $100.
628
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:38,826
A hundred dollars?
For that piece of junk?
629
00:59:39,118 --> 00:59:42,789
I wanna buy this wagon back.
Name a price, I'll send you a check.
630
00:59:43,081 --> 00:59:45,583
He'll send me a check.
631
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:49,170
- I'm taking this thing home with me.
- Hands off, you.
632
00:59:49,462 --> 00:59:53,091
You crashed in,
now crash the hell out.
633
00:59:53,716 --> 00:59:54,967
Go on, beat it!
634
01:00:07,271 --> 01:00:09,774
I'll have my lawyers
get in touch with you.
635
01:00:10,066 --> 01:00:11,275
Yeah, you do that.
636
01:01:48,915 --> 01:01:51,000
What are you doing here?
637
01:01:51,292 --> 01:01:54,629
- What a great suit. New?
- Last year's.
638
01:01:55,379 --> 01:01:58,633
- I don't remember that suit.
- You weren't around last year.
639
01:01:58,925 --> 01:02:01,052
God, you look sensational.
640
01:02:01,969 --> 01:02:06,224
- What the hell are you doing here?
- I'm swimming home.
641
01:02:06,515 --> 01:02:09,518
- You're what?
- Pool by pool, across the county.
642
01:02:09,810 --> 01:02:12,396
Good Christ, Ned,
will you ever grow up?
643
01:02:14,065 --> 01:02:16,025
- Let me try.
- No.
644
01:02:17,068 --> 01:02:19,320
Please, let me.
645
01:02:24,617 --> 01:02:27,995
When I was a Boy Scout,
I passed the first-aid test...
646
01:02:28,287 --> 01:02:31,415
...but there wasn't much
in it about splinters.
647
01:02:31,707 --> 01:02:36,337
Now, if you broke something,
I could make you a beautiful splint.
648
01:02:41,175 --> 01:02:43,177
I'm sorry.
649
01:02:48,808 --> 01:02:51,811
There we are.
A regular redwood.
650
01:02:52,103 --> 01:02:55,523
Cut a hole in it,
you could drive a car through.
651
01:03:02,029 --> 01:03:05,825
- What did you do that for?
- Keep away from me, will you, please?
652
01:03:06,117 --> 01:03:10,621
You must be crazy.
Everybody's gone crazy today.
653
01:03:10,913 --> 01:03:15,876
I just came from the Biswangers'.
They snubbed me.
654
01:03:16,168 --> 01:03:18,587
Everybody at their party
snubbed me.
655
01:03:20,214 --> 01:03:23,217
They've even got my hot dog wagon.
656
01:03:23,634 --> 01:03:24,885
Your wagon?
657
01:03:25,177 --> 01:03:28,347
I painted it myself
and put the little umbrella up.
658
01:03:28,639 --> 01:03:31,517
I always kept it in the playroom,
remember?
659
01:03:31,809 --> 01:03:34,603
I've never been to your house,
remember?
660
01:03:36,897 --> 01:03:40,526
God, I'm tired.
You mind if I have a drink?
661
01:03:40,818 --> 01:03:42,695
All right.
662
01:03:47,241 --> 01:03:51,495
- How about you, you want a bullshot?
- No, thank you.
663
01:03:51,954 --> 01:03:56,876
Oh, come on, now.
You love the way I make them.
664
01:03:59,670 --> 01:04:02,465
We are running out of Tabasco.
665
01:04:03,382 --> 01:04:05,301
"We"?
666
01:04:05,843 --> 01:04:09,513
Aren't you a little confused
this afternoon?
667
01:04:13,267 --> 01:04:17,271
- How goes it in Never Never Land?
- What?
668
01:04:17,563 --> 01:04:21,776
Has the ideal all-American family
found happiness on the hill?
669
01:04:22,068 --> 01:04:22,985
The hill?
670
01:04:23,277 --> 01:04:26,822
I heard a rumor that you'd
changed your place of residence.
671
01:04:27,114 --> 01:04:29,450
Of course not, that's ridiculous.
672
01:04:30,701 --> 01:04:33,996
Well, how is the president
of the League of Women Voters?
673
01:04:34,288 --> 01:04:35,998
- Who?
- How is your wife?
674
01:04:36,290 --> 01:04:38,459
Oh, she's fine.
675
01:04:38,751 --> 01:04:41,837
I've been away so long
I haven't kept up with the news.
676
01:04:42,129 --> 01:04:46,634
I suppose by now all waitresses in
town must be certified nonvenereal.
677
01:04:46,926 --> 01:04:50,137
Last I heard that was
your wife's latest project:
678
01:04:50,429 --> 01:04:54,266
Physical checkups
for food handlers.
679
01:04:55,393 --> 01:04:58,104
Lucinda's always done
a lot of good in this town.
680
01:04:58,396 --> 01:05:02,149
She just didn't do
so good at home, did she?
681
01:05:14,745 --> 01:05:17,832
Here's to sugar on our strawberries.
682
01:05:23,170 --> 01:05:25,172
Cheers.
683
01:05:30,636 --> 01:05:32,805
Remember last winter in Toronto?
684
01:05:33,097 --> 01:05:35,766
We called room service
and ordered bullshots.
685
01:05:36,058 --> 01:05:38,686
I wasn't in Toronto last winter.
686
01:05:40,312 --> 01:05:45,109
I came up for the opening of your show.
Remember how it snowed?
687
01:05:45,401 --> 01:05:49,738
I ordered a horse and sleigh to take
us from the hotel to the theatre.
688
01:05:50,030 --> 01:05:53,492
I haven't been in Toronto
in three years now.
689
01:05:54,618 --> 01:05:59,206
Was it Boston? What was
the name of that play in Boston?
690
01:05:59,498 --> 01:06:02,877
I came up on a Saturday, remember?
You faked a slipped disk.
691
01:06:03,169 --> 01:06:07,506
Your standby went on for the matinee.
I cured your aching back, didn't I?
692
01:06:07,798 --> 01:06:09,633
You bastard.
693
01:06:11,719 --> 01:06:15,806
Listen, Ned, I want you to get out
of here now, I mean it!
694
01:06:17,725 --> 01:06:20,436
- Why?
- I'm expecting someone.
695
01:06:20,853 --> 01:06:23,564
- Who?
- None of your business who.
696
01:06:27,526 --> 01:06:29,069
A man?
697
01:06:29,361 --> 01:06:32,907
Do you think I've been in a deep
freeze while you've played house?
698
01:06:33,199 --> 01:06:34,950
Yes, a man.
699
01:06:46,128 --> 01:06:48,255
I'm cold.
700
01:06:51,509 --> 01:06:54,845
What's the matter with that sun?
There's no heat in it.
701
01:07:03,354 --> 01:07:05,064
Shirley...
702
01:07:06,565 --> 01:07:08,567
...what happened?
703
01:07:09,360 --> 01:07:11,946
What happened to what?
704
01:07:13,656 --> 01:07:15,950
Nothing's turned out...
705
01:07:17,910 --> 01:07:21,705
Nothing's turned out
the way I thought it would.
706
01:07:21,997 --> 01:07:27,628
When I was a kid,
I used to believe in things.
707
01:07:28,295 --> 01:07:30,673
People seemed happier
when I was a kid.
708
01:07:30,965 --> 01:07:33,384
People used to love each other.
What happened?
709
01:07:33,676 --> 01:07:38,389
You got tossed out of your golden
playpen, that's what happened.
710
01:07:40,599 --> 01:07:46,105
My mother gave me 25 cents for
mowing the lawn around our house.
711
01:07:47,398 --> 01:07:50,192
Seems only a minute ago...
712
01:07:50,484 --> 01:07:53,112
...I could smell the grass.
713
01:07:54,947 --> 01:07:57,616
It's so fast.
714
01:07:58,909 --> 01:08:01,704
People grow up and then they...
715
01:08:03,789 --> 01:08:06,417
We're all gonna die, Shirley.
716
01:08:06,709 --> 01:08:09,753
That doesn't make
much sense, does it?
717
01:08:10,462 --> 01:08:12,089
Sometimes it does.
718
01:08:15,092 --> 01:08:18,846
Sometimes at 3:00 in the morning.
719
01:08:19,305 --> 01:08:23,100
Did you know I went to spy on you
once in the lobby of the theatre?
720
01:08:23,392 --> 01:08:27,271
- Spy on me?
- It was a long time ago.
721
01:08:27,938 --> 01:08:30,858
You were meeting your family
to take them to the ballet.
722
01:08:31,150 --> 01:08:35,112
I saw your daughters in their white
gloves and patent leather slippers...
723
01:08:35,487 --> 01:08:38,574
...and that aging Vassar-girl
wife of yours...
724
01:08:38,866 --> 01:08:41,577
...and her understated little suit.
725
01:08:41,869 --> 01:08:44,121
And you...
726
01:08:44,413 --> 01:08:50,919
There you were, shaking hands
with people, smiling, saying hello.
727
01:08:51,211 --> 01:08:55,090
One hour before that,
you'd been in bed with me.
728
01:08:56,133 --> 01:09:01,221
I put that smile on your face,
you damned hypocrite!
729
01:09:01,513 --> 01:09:03,474
I want you to get out of here now.
730
01:09:03,766 --> 01:09:08,395
Swim the pool, do whatever
you have to do, but get out.
731
01:09:12,983 --> 01:09:15,569
As soon as you tell me
who's coming over.
732
01:09:15,861 --> 01:09:18,197
I told you that's
none of your business.
733
01:09:18,489 --> 01:09:22,701
On a 10-point scale,
how would you rate him in bed?
734
01:09:34,004 --> 01:09:38,801
What did I do to you, Shirley?
I'm sorry for whatever I did.
735
01:09:39,093 --> 01:09:41,303
The usual red-blooded
married man thing.
736
01:09:41,595 --> 01:09:45,808
At lunch, you lectured me about
the duties of a father and a husband.
737
01:09:46,100 --> 01:09:50,062
It's a classic by now, reprinted
yearly in the Reader's Digest.
738
01:09:50,354 --> 01:09:51,563
I don't remember.
739
01:09:51,855 --> 01:09:56,193
It's the first really chic restaurant
you took me to in New York.
740
01:09:56,485 --> 01:09:59,488
Right out in front
of everyone who counts.
741
01:09:59,780 --> 01:10:02,825
- You cried.
- I also raised my voice.
742
01:10:03,117 --> 01:10:05,494
It tore me apart to see you crying.
743
01:10:05,786 --> 01:10:09,373
You chose that place because you
thought I wouldn't make a fuss...
744
01:10:09,665 --> 01:10:14,920
...in front of all those mink hats and
snobbish waiters and stylish fags.
745
01:10:15,212 --> 01:10:16,296
No, no.
746
01:10:16,588 --> 01:10:19,091
Did you really think
you could get rid of me...
747
01:10:19,383 --> 01:10:23,137
...in no more noise than
the sound of finger bowls tinkling?
748
01:10:23,429 --> 01:10:24,805
I loved you.
749
01:10:25,097 --> 01:10:27,474
I didn't know what to do.
750
01:10:28,058 --> 01:10:32,271
So you went back to your wife whom
you didn't love. Well, it figures.
751
01:10:32,563 --> 01:10:35,315
It's her real estate,
she owns all the pots and pans...
752
01:10:35,607 --> 01:10:38,235
...knows where all
the lost shirt buttons are.
753
01:10:38,527 --> 01:10:44,158
Why give up those comforts? Well,
I had a few comforts of my own.
754
01:10:44,450 --> 01:10:47,494
When you were on that train
back to Connecticut...
755
01:10:47,786 --> 01:10:50,748
...remember that groovy bellhop
in my hotel?
756
01:10:51,039 --> 01:10:54,334
- Absolutely primitive, no hang-ups.
- You're lying.
757
01:10:54,626 --> 01:10:56,712
You called me from the station.
758
01:10:57,004 --> 01:11:00,507
I put the phone on the pillow
between us so we both could listen.
759
01:11:00,799 --> 01:11:04,136
All that sniveling about
your innocent wife and children.
760
01:11:04,428 --> 01:11:07,306
We laughed so hard,
we stuffed the sheets in our mouths.
761
01:11:07,598 --> 01:11:09,516
You're lying.
762
01:11:10,476 --> 01:11:13,312
You'll never know, will you?
763
01:11:30,329 --> 01:11:32,581
Let me do your back.
764
01:11:34,625 --> 01:11:38,170
- No.
- Please let me.
765
01:11:53,727 --> 01:11:56,855
Shirley, let's go away
for a couple of weeks.
766
01:11:57,731 --> 01:12:00,943
I read about a great old castle
in Ireland.
767
01:12:01,235 --> 01:12:04,947
A real one,
with a moat and a drawbridge.
768
01:12:07,407 --> 01:12:11,578
Some king built it,
hundreds of years ago.
769
01:12:11,870 --> 01:12:15,958
It's an inn now
with crazy old four-posters...
770
01:12:16,542 --> 01:12:19,878
...and big soft beds with canopies.
771
01:12:20,504 --> 01:12:23,715
Ned, I want you to go away now.
772
01:12:27,469 --> 01:12:30,097
Will you come with me, Shirley?
773
01:12:33,559 --> 01:12:36,687
Do you really think it's that easy?
774
01:12:38,772 --> 01:12:42,901
Of course everything's always
been easy for you, hasn't it?
775
01:12:43,735 --> 01:12:47,781
You could always get
a cab in the rain...
776
01:12:48,073 --> 01:12:50,617
...a woman into bed.
777
01:12:51,910 --> 01:12:55,581
God knows I was
easy enough to get.
778
01:12:55,873 --> 01:12:58,000
You wore a blue slip...
779
01:12:58,709 --> 01:13:02,296
...with a safety pin holding up
your shoulder strap.
780
01:13:03,630 --> 01:13:06,717
I thought we were
going to make it.
781
01:13:07,467 --> 01:13:10,053
I really thought
we were going to make it.
782
01:13:10,345 --> 01:13:12,931
I kissed that safety pin.
783
01:13:14,892 --> 01:13:16,768
Ned, please don't.
784
01:13:28,614 --> 01:13:30,532
Shirley.
785
01:13:41,168 --> 01:13:43,879
I never meant to hurt you, Shirley.
786
01:13:47,341 --> 01:13:51,178
Please believe me.
Please.
787
01:14:13,367 --> 01:14:16,036
What's the matter with you?
788
01:14:19,081 --> 01:14:21,249
I'll get you a sweater.
789
01:14:21,541 --> 01:14:23,293
No.
790
01:14:24,836 --> 01:14:29,591
- You must be catching something.
- How can I swim in a sweater?
791
01:14:29,883 --> 01:14:32,844
- Listen, I'll drive you home.
- No.
792
01:14:36,139 --> 01:14:38,308
I've got to swim home.
793
01:14:38,600 --> 01:14:44,731
- For the love of God, why?
- I've just got to. I've got to.
794
01:14:47,025 --> 01:14:49,695
- I'll go get the car.
- No!
795
01:14:49,987 --> 01:14:52,531
I can't go in a car.
It's impossible.
796
01:14:52,823 --> 01:14:54,741
How can I?
797
01:14:57,995 --> 01:15:00,247
Lucinda's waiting.
798
01:15:00,747 --> 01:15:04,126
The girls are home playing tennis.
799
01:15:04,751 --> 01:15:07,087
I'm swimming home.
800
01:15:08,755 --> 01:15:10,757
My God...
801
01:15:37,701 --> 01:15:41,413
Come with me.
Come with me, Shirley.
802
01:15:42,289 --> 01:15:45,417
- Ned, I can't.
- Please. Come with me.
803
01:15:45,709 --> 01:15:47,961
- Please don't.
- Shirley.
804
01:15:48,253 --> 01:15:51,715
- Leave me alone.
- You know you don't want me to.
805
01:15:52,007 --> 01:15:54,718
Please leave me alone.
806
01:15:56,303 --> 01:16:00,474
We made love together in this pool.
And you loved it, remember?
807
01:16:01,224 --> 01:16:05,854
- I lied.
- You loved it, Shirley. You loved it.
808
01:16:06,688 --> 01:16:08,774
- Ned, don't.
- Please.
809
01:16:09,066 --> 01:16:10,692
- Baby.
- No, Ned.
810
01:16:10,984 --> 01:16:12,986
- Please.
- Ned, no, don't.
811
01:16:13,278 --> 01:16:18,742
No, stop it, Ned.
Don't. Ned, don't. No.
812
01:16:19,034 --> 01:16:20,869
Damn you! No!
813
01:16:21,286 --> 01:16:25,290
I lied! I lied all the time
about loving it anywhere with you!
814
01:16:25,582 --> 01:16:29,419
You bored me to tears with all
your stories about your old deals...
815
01:16:29,711 --> 01:16:32,631
...your old girls, your golf scores,
your bloody war...
816
01:16:32,923 --> 01:16:36,259
...your bloody duty, wife and kids.
You bored me to tears.
817
01:16:36,551 --> 01:16:39,054
- I was playing a scene with you.
- You loved me.
818
01:16:39,346 --> 01:16:43,183
You met your match in me,
you suburban stud. I was acting!
819
01:16:57,864 --> 01:16:59,950
You loved it.
820
01:17:00,659 --> 01:17:02,953
You loved it.
821
01:17:03,245 --> 01:17:05,789
We both loved it.
822
01:17:06,289 --> 01:17:08,875
You loved it.
823
01:20:15,437 --> 01:20:17,689
Just one lane.
I wanna swim just one lane.
824
01:20:17,981 --> 01:20:21,568
- You don't understand.
- I understand you ain't got 50 cents.
825
01:20:21,860 --> 01:20:26,114
Can't you make an exception? My
house is right over there on the hill.
826
01:20:26,406 --> 01:20:29,701
- I'll come back with the money.
- Get the hell out, mister.
827
01:20:38,418 --> 01:20:40,378
Listen...
828
01:20:40,795 --> 01:20:43,173
...will you lend me 50 cents?
829
01:20:43,465 --> 01:20:47,135
- Please. Please.
- Why the hell should I?
830
01:20:47,427 --> 01:20:51,014
I'll pay you back.
Don't you realize I'll pay you back?
831
01:20:51,306 --> 01:20:53,600
Beat it.
832
01:20:53,892 --> 01:20:55,477
- Howie!
- Mr. Merrill.
833
01:20:55,769 --> 01:20:57,771
- Lend me 50 cents.
- Don't do it.
834
01:20:58,063 --> 01:21:00,231
Howie, for chrissake.
835
01:21:01,775 --> 01:21:04,778
What's 50 cents?
I mean, considering.
836
01:21:05,070 --> 01:21:06,988
Thanks, Howie.
837
01:21:08,448 --> 01:21:10,950
Thanks a lot.
Thanks an awful lot.
838
01:21:14,204 --> 01:21:15,789
Hold it.
839
01:21:16,081 --> 01:21:17,499
Can't you read, buddy?
840
01:21:20,126 --> 01:21:22,545
Take a shower.
841
01:21:42,023 --> 01:21:44,567
Go on back and wash those feet.
842
01:22:33,324 --> 01:22:36,077
Spread your toes.
843
01:22:43,668 --> 01:22:46,129
Bottoms.
844
01:22:49,424 --> 01:22:51,092
Okay-
845
01:24:29,274 --> 01:24:32,569
- Your friends' pools run out of water?
- What?
846
01:24:32,860 --> 01:24:35,863
How do you like our water, Mr. Merrill?
847
01:24:36,155 --> 01:24:40,326
Hi, Jack.
You sure got a lot of chlorine in it.
848
01:24:40,618 --> 01:24:42,203
Stings your eyes?
849
01:24:42,579 --> 01:24:46,040
- Yeah, that's too bad.
- Ain't seen you in a while.
850
01:24:46,332 --> 01:24:50,128
- Too bad you don't get into town.
- We sure had good times.
851
01:24:50,420 --> 01:24:55,925
I used to see you four or five times a
week. A few drinks, a hamburger.
852
01:24:56,259 --> 01:24:57,594
How is the series?
853
01:24:57,885 --> 01:25:01,097
- What are you waiting for? Ask him.
- What series?
854
01:25:01,389 --> 01:25:03,516
- The World Series.
- Two years ago.
855
01:25:03,808 --> 01:25:07,604
- Did you use the seats I gave you?
- They were great seats.
856
01:25:07,895 --> 01:25:09,939
- Are you gonna ask him?
- Shut up.
857
01:25:10,231 --> 01:25:13,151
I'll ask him.When you
gonna pay your bill?
858
01:25:13,693 --> 01:25:16,571
We're decent people,
trying to make a living.
859
01:25:16,863 --> 01:25:18,239
We got bills too.
860
01:25:18,531 --> 01:25:22,035
You're the first deadbeat
we ever got in our place.
861
01:25:22,327 --> 01:25:23,870
Hold it down, Lil.
862
01:25:24,162 --> 01:25:25,538
Now, wait a minute.
863
01:25:25,830 --> 01:25:30,585
Listen, I'm gonna send the both
of you a check tomorrow.
864
01:25:31,461 --> 01:25:33,463
Yeah, that's a laugh all right.
865
01:25:33,755 --> 01:25:37,634
He's no friend of yours.
The check isn't worth anything.
866
01:25:37,925 --> 01:25:41,929
- Okay, that's enough.
- You should see the orders I sent up.
867
01:25:42,221 --> 01:25:47,310
His wife wanted French strawberry
jam. American ain't good enough.
868
01:25:47,602 --> 01:25:51,189
Mrs. Merrill had to have
Dijon mustard.
869
01:25:51,481 --> 01:25:56,694
Hearts of palm, hearts of artichokes.
Some rich diet you have up there.
870
01:25:56,986 --> 01:25:59,530
Hearts of Jack Finney
is what they get.
871
01:25:59,822 --> 01:26:02,450
Let's break it up.
Let's not have a fuss.
872
01:26:02,742 --> 01:26:06,996
I gotta go.
How's the family, Howie?
873
01:26:07,705 --> 01:26:10,958
My boy won the American Legion
Scholarship Award.
874
01:26:11,250 --> 01:26:12,835
- Straight A's.
- Wonderful.
875
01:26:13,127 --> 01:26:17,465
Our kids behave themselves,
not run around drunk, wrecking cars.
876
01:26:17,757 --> 01:26:20,301
He kept his daughters' names
out of the paper.
877
01:26:20,593 --> 01:26:22,595
I bet that check didn't bounce.
878
01:26:22,887 --> 01:26:25,973
- Leave my daughters alone.
- Then teach them manners.
879
01:26:26,557 --> 01:26:29,018
- They never listened to him.
- Shut up.
880
01:26:29,310 --> 01:26:35,108
I'm not blaming the girls. It's him.
Always trying to be "one of the gang."
881
01:26:35,400 --> 01:26:37,860
My daughters worship me.
882
01:26:38,194 --> 01:26:40,655
They love me and respect me...
883
01:26:41,531 --> 01:26:45,368
...because I'm their father,
and they respect me.
884
01:26:45,952 --> 01:26:47,829
- They respect me.
- Yeah?
885
01:26:48,121 --> 01:26:49,247
My girls love me.
886
01:26:49,539 --> 01:26:54,127
We heard those girls talking in
our place, giving you the raspberry.
887
01:26:54,419 --> 01:26:55,670
You're a liar.
888
01:26:55,962 --> 01:26:58,423
Come on,
don't talk to my wife that way.
889
01:26:58,715 --> 01:27:00,466
She's a goddamned liar.
890
01:27:00,758 --> 01:27:05,638
Wanna know what your girls thought
of you? Your girls laughed at you.
891
01:27:05,930 --> 01:27:10,601
I heard them. They thought
you were a great big joke.
73839
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