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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:17,600 Hey, check it out guys, it's sergeant Crossin Guard. 2 00:00:19,080 --> 00:00:21,680 Rough day at the crosswalk sarge? 3 00:00:21,880 --> 00:00:26,000 I'm not a crossing guard, Hyde. I'm a police officer in training. Read the badge. 4 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:29,880 You mean your paper name tag? 5 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:35,600 No, I mean my badge. This civilazes all the autority in the Point Place police department. 6 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:38,200 Oh, how'd it get ripped? 7 00:00:40,560 --> 00:00:42,720 Hey, your first case. 8 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:50,000 Get this tomarrow I get to go on a ride along in a real police car. I can see all the crimes that happens. 9 00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:53,400 Yeah, this town is a hot pit for a criminal activity. 10 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:57,480 Hey lets not forget the great ten speed robery of '74. 11 00:00:57,640 --> 00:01:02,040 Yeah or that criminal mastermind who stole my moms carton gnome. 12 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:09,360 Guys I have very exciting news. I'm in a mentor program for little girls, kinda of like a big sister thing. 13 00:01:09,520 --> 00:01:12,560 And there's someone here who is very anxious to meet you. 14 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:14,400 Come here. 15 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:19,360 Isn't she cute? I call her Little Jackie. 16 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:25,440 For the last freaking time, my name is Colette. 17 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:28,920 Try to like her, she's just a little mouthy. 18 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:30,720 Jackie, why would you be a big sister? 19 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:35,720 Oh, it's a community service project foe school. It was either this or helping out at the senior center. 20 00:01:35,880 --> 00:01:39,120 And you know how grey hair gives me nightmares. 21 00:01:39,320 --> 00:01:42,440 Can I leave now? There's nothing to do. 22 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:46,360 Here. Take theese pictures of me and put them in order of cuteness. 23 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:51,080 From "very cute" to "it's just not fair she's so cute". 24 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:54,880 Lame, lamer, lamest. 25 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:58,000 I like her. 26 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:01,480 Yeah, me too. - She's feisty. 27 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:05,240 Nice name tag. Are you a garbage man? 28 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:10,280 It's a badge! 29 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:51,400 Get away from me. - I bet that's the first time you told that to a man. 30 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:55,000 Don't you walk out that door! 31 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:59,520 What the hell was that all about? - Oh, they've been fighting like that all morning. 32 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:03,400 Sometimes he even yells at her in his native language. 33 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:08,080 I belive the main idea is, she gets around. 34 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:11,920 Ahh, to be young and trapped in a lovely scheme of a marriage. 35 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:17,400 Kitty, where's the coffee? - Oh, I'm sorry. I almost forgot. 36 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:26,520 Since no one fixed my sink yet, today instead of coffee we're having pipe sludge. 37 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:30,760 You know the doctor told me not to do household chores. 38 00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:34,920 It's either a working sink or a dead husband, it's your choice. 39 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:39,720 Well Red somebody's gotta do something around here, the garage needs to be painted, the lawn mower won't start... 40 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:44,280 and I'm getting tired of running to the hose everytime I need bourbon and water. 41 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:47,960 Fine, fine we'll let Eric do it. 42 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:51,920 Maybe if I supervise him he'll only screw up half as much. 43 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:55,120 Yeah, thanks dad, you know what i got it. 44 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:59,840 Yeah, this from the kid who gets sweaty when he needs to change out toilet paper. 45 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:05,600 Don't you walk back in to that house! 46 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:17,800 Officer Kennedy, I want you to know even though it's my first ride along... 47 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:21,480 I'm not afraid to kill a man. 48 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:27,520 I just don't want to touch him after he's dead. - Shut it cadet. Here take care of the radio. 49 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:30,840 Oh cool, we each get our own walkie talkies. 50 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:36,200 I'd like a pepperoni pizza. Adress: Holland Assdown Central. 51 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:40,600 Hey, hey if you wanna play games, go join the highway patrol. 52 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:45,800 Unit 10, we've got a 415 in progress. - Cool. What's a 415? 53 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:49,440 Why don't you look in your manual. 54 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:54,800 A kenin deficating on a private property. 55 00:04:55,000 --> 00:05:00,000 Oh cool, it's a dog crapping on a lawn. Gun it. 56 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:05,640 A 415 is a domestic disturbance you chowderhead. 57 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:11,600 Dammit, I always wanted to put a dog in handcuffs. 58 00:05:14,660 --> 00:05:18,900 I want you out. Out I say - It's my house. 59 00:05:19,060 --> 00:05:22,380 Oh really ,because you didn't sleep here last night. 60 00:05:22,540 --> 00:05:27,060 Or the night before that. Or the night before that. 61 00:05:27,780 --> 00:05:31,340 To be fair Fez, her army buddies only got a 3 day pass. 62 00:05:32,660 --> 00:05:35,780 Listen to me... - Quiet down, the neighbours are staring. 63 00:05:35,940 --> 00:05:41,060 Don't mind us. Just practising for a show 64 00:05:41,220 --> 00:05:43,580 Take a bow and get in the house. 65 00:05:44,740 --> 00:05:48,060 Wow, it's a 50. I need to go hide my stash... 66 00:05:49,900 --> 00:05:53,700 of comic books. I'm a comic book paraphernalian. 67 00:05:58,380 --> 00:06:00,380 What seems to be the problem here? 68 00:06:00,580 --> 00:06:02,900 Put that down. - Put that down. 69 00:06:03,060 --> 00:06:06,500 No, put that down. - Put what down? 70 00:06:10,340 --> 00:06:15,340 What seems to be the problem here? - I'll tell you what the problem is. I am married to a whore. 71 00:06:18,100 --> 00:06:20,620 I am not a whore. 72 00:06:20,780 --> 00:06:23,780 I'm just a girl who likes a good time. 73 00:06:23,940 --> 00:06:27,340 I'm sorry. I can't imagine who would've called the police. 74 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:30,460 It's about time you showed up. 75 00:06:30,620 --> 00:06:34,340 These two are making so much noise I couldn't enjoyed my programme. 76 00:06:34,540 --> 00:06:36,940 Bob, you really had to call the police? 77 00:06:37,100 --> 00:06:42,660 Sorry Kitty, but how am I suposed to name that tune if I can't even hear the notes? 78 00:06:44,060 --> 00:06:49,860 Okay. Well, this kid seems to be harmless but since you're training why don't you frisk him anyway. 79 00:06:51,540 --> 00:06:54,540 Oh sure, frisk the foreign guy. 80 00:06:54,700 --> 00:06:57,900 The color of my skin is not a crime. 81 00:07:04,620 --> 00:07:07,780 Why do you have a frog in your pocket? 82 00:07:07,940 --> 00:07:10,820 It's a suprise for the ladies. 83 00:07:10,980 --> 00:07:14,500 Oh, he pied on me, that's resisting arrest. 84 00:07:14,660 --> 00:07:18,940 Well, I'm about to resist arest too. 85 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:26,940 Hey dad, that was pretty cool how i shut off all the water in the house. 86 00:07:27,140 --> 00:07:32,420 Yeah, you really installed a lot of condfidence, muttering lefty-lucy, righty-tighty the whole time. 87 00:07:32,580 --> 00:07:40,020 Okay, lets get started. Now this is a wrench. 88 00:07:40,180 --> 00:07:44,500 Dad i think I know what tools are. - Good. Then grab the phillips head. 89 00:07:44,660 --> 00:07:48,260 Shoudn't I buy Phillip a drink first? 90 00:07:51,700 --> 00:07:55,860 C'mon were just a couple of guys having some fun on a job. Lighten up. 91 00:07:56,020 --> 00:07:59,580 Get a little, lefty-lucy. 92 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:02,900 Do you even know what a phillips head screwdriver is? 93 00:08:03,060 --> 00:08:05,620 I know it's a screwdriver. 94 00:08:05,780 --> 00:08:07,940 Now. 95 00:08:08,940 --> 00:08:12,340 The water's off. - Why is the water off? - We're gonna fix the pipes. 96 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:15,340 But I have to use the bathroom. - What? 97 00:08:15,500 --> 00:08:18,020 I have to use the bathroom! 98 00:08:18,180 --> 00:08:19,540 Well go ahead. 99 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:23,300 But you only get one flush so make it count. 100 00:08:25,580 --> 00:08:30,020 Well I guess I can hold it. I just hope I don't sneeze. 101 00:08:36,520 --> 00:08:39,440 Would you sit still. - Jackie, she's not a doll. 102 00:08:39,600 --> 00:08:42,360 Well not a good one anyway. 103 00:08:43,040 --> 00:08:47,160 I don't want a makeover. You're suppose to be helping me with my homework. 104 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:50,400 Homework is for ugly girls. 105 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:57,080 Okay. Pretty girls get geeky boys to do their homework for them. 106 00:08:57,240 --> 00:09:03,840 Jackie, you're supposed to do fun stuff like go roller-skating. Not teach her to prostitute herself for geometry notes. 107 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:07,320 She's cool. Why can't she be my big sister? 108 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:10,640 See, Donna already has a little sister. 109 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,160 Her name is Eric. 110 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:24,160 Okay. Get under the sink and loosen that disposal so we can get to the pipes. 111 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:26,440 Under there? 112 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:31,360 But, it's all spidery. 113 00:09:32,360 --> 00:09:37,080 Get under there or you gonna get a spider the size of my foot in your ass. 114 00:09:40,400 --> 00:09:43,400 I just realized something. After all the years me helping you fix stuff... 115 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:47,600 you finally have to hold flashlight for me. 116 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:50,440 Lower dumbass. 117 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:56,200 Alright, I'm in. I'm just gonna loosen... 118 00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:59,400 Spider, big one. Oh my god. 119 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:05,440 A brillo pad? 120 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:09,800 You were afraid of a brillo pad? 121 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:12,880 It bit me. 122 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:16,520 Boy, somewhere down the line I failed with you. 123 00:10:16,680 --> 00:10:22,040 You know, I think it was that one day when you were ten and I cought you with those dolls. 124 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:25,920 They were action figures. 125 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:31,440 I wanna go to the movies. 126 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:35,920 Why? You're watching me live my life. 127 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:38,560 It's better than any movie. 128 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:44,680 Good afternoon, civilians. 129 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:47,800 Where's my frog you son of a bitch? 130 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:52,360 Well the good news is I let him loose. 131 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:57,120 The bad news is he hopped in front of an eighteen wheeler. 132 00:10:57,280 --> 00:11:01,920 He dodged the first wheel, but the last seventeen got him. 133 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:05,560 Did you show up in a cop car? 134 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:08,600 My training officer let me take the cruiser out for a spin. 135 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:12,640 Mind if we check it out? - Fine, just don't touch anything. 136 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:17,280 I'll be in the bathroom taking care of some police business, or as the boys down at the station like to say 137 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:20,280 I'll be taking the 10100. 138 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:27,880 How'd you like to see a police car? - I already saw one when the police took my daddy to jail. 139 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:31,920 Alright, you know what, cheer up or you're not getting lunch. 140 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:37,280 Oh, Donna don't worry, you're getting lunch. 141 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:41,600 Okay, you know what. You don't have a clue when it comes deeling with kids. 142 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:44,640 Well if you think you're so good at it, why don't you give it a shot? 143 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,320 Okay, I will. 144 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:50,400 C'mon, Colette, you've just been upgraded to Little Donna. 145 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:58,480 You know what. It is your lose cause I was gonna let you give me a pedicure. 146 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:05,560 I can't belive they trusted Kelso with a cop car. 147 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:08,920 I can't belive he left the keys in it. 148 00:12:11,760 --> 00:12:14,000 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 149 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:16,800 Burn rubber, little buddy. 150 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:26,920 You're out of soap in the mens room. 151 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:30,040 My eagle eye catches everything. 152 00:12:37,460 --> 00:12:40,020 This is so exciting. What should we do next? 153 00:12:40,180 --> 00:12:45,140 Plant some evidence? Bust some prostitutes? 154 00:12:45,340 --> 00:12:49,540 Plant some evidence in the bust of some prostitutes? 155 00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:53,340 Oh hey, check it out. Walkie talkie. 156 00:12:54,180 --> 00:12:57,500 Freeze, you're under arrest. 157 00:12:59,300 --> 00:13:02,460 Freeze, you're under arrest. 158 00:13:04,180 --> 00:13:06,780 Freeze, you're under arrest. 159 00:13:06,980 --> 00:13:08,820 Oh yeah, that's the one. 160 00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:14,860 This is officer Michael Kelso. And I'm not wearing any pants. 161 00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:20,260 Am I supposed to be driving all over the road? Cause I'm loaded . 162 00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:26,180 My car is gone. Somebody call the police. 163 00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:38,220 Okay that's it. I can't fix it. I just, I can't do it. 164 00:13:38,420 --> 00:13:43,780 Oh, what's the problem now? Did the fuzzy dish towel jumped out and attack you? 165 00:13:44,820 --> 00:13:47,300 I can belive you said you said you failed with me. 166 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,500 Oh, c'mon that was a joke. 167 00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:55,540 You know like a "priest and a rabin walk in to a bar" or "I've failed with you". 168 00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:59,420 Do you really think that? - No, not completely. 169 00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:04,220 I mean, maybe you're not good at fixing stuff... 170 00:14:04,380 --> 00:14:08,300 but you stayed behind from school to help the family out. 171 00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:10,780 And that's admirable. 172 00:14:11,580 --> 00:14:15,060 Yeah, yeah it is. 173 00:14:16,020 --> 00:14:20,860 Some might say it's the greatest gift a son can give his father. 174 00:14:21,020 --> 00:14:25,340 No, the greatest gift a son could give his father is a Heisman trophy. 175 00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:30,900 Look, you've tortured yourself enough for one day, lets just pack it up and call the plumer. 176 00:14:31,060 --> 00:14:33,340 No, no. Look I can fix some things. 177 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:37,700 Boba Fetts jet pack doesn't just glue itself back on. 178 00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:40,980 You know what, I'm gonna fix lawn mower. Right now. 179 00:14:41,140 --> 00:14:44,580 No, why would you wanna embarass yourself like that? 180 00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:48,500 I mean, I'll be standing there, and you'll be standing there and the mower won't work... 181 00:14:48,660 --> 00:14:52,220 and I'll say something mean and claim it's a joke. 182 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:58,220 I'm gonna fix that lawn mower. I'm gonna fix the hell out of it 183 00:14:58,380 --> 00:15:02,020 And when I'm done, you're be able to race that baby at the Indy 500. 184 00:15:02,180 --> 00:15:06,540 Look son, just so you know, the lawn mower is the red thing with wheels on it. 185 00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,740 Yeah, well not for long. 186 00:15:15,100 --> 00:15:16,460 More news after this. 187 00:15:16,660 --> 00:15:19,940 You know if a white man has stolen that car it would be all over that news. 188 00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:23,780 Fez, not having every cop in Wisconsin looking for us is probably a good thing. 189 00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:26,260 Shut up, whitey. 190 00:15:28,740 --> 00:15:32,540 Has anyone seen Little Jackie? - No, why? 191 00:15:32,700 --> 00:15:34,700 Ahh, never mind. 192 00:15:35,980 --> 00:15:39,220 Oh my god, you lost Little Jackie? 193 00:15:39,420 --> 00:15:43,220 No, I didn't loose Little... Jackie! 194 00:15:44,220 --> 00:15:46,540 We're playing hide and seek, and she's really, relly good. 195 00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:52,060 Oh, so you look for her, but when you play with Fez you let him sit in a closet all day. 196 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:57,780 I can not belive you Donna, you said I didn't know what I was doing, and look at what you did. 197 00:15:57,940 --> 00:16:02,260 Okay, are you gonna help me find her or not? - Well I'm gonna have to. I mean this is serious. 198 00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:06,780 If we don't find that little girl, I'm gonna get like half hour detention. 199 00:16:13,340 --> 00:16:15,940 Where is my cop car? 200 00:16:16,940 --> 00:16:21,820 You know what, I'm gonna count to three, and before I'm done you better tell me where it is. 201 00:16:22,020 --> 00:16:25,140 One, two... 202 00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:27,580 two and a half... 203 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:30,580 Three. 204 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:34,900 No, you can't say three. That's not how it works. 205 00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:39,740 Did my frog know how it worked when he seen that tire coming? 206 00:16:42,660 --> 00:16:46,220 His tiny green life flashing before his eyes. 207 00:16:46,420 --> 00:16:53,580 Guys c'mon. You can't just take somebodies car without asking permission... 208 00:16:53,740 --> 00:16:56,980 especialy since I kind of took it without asking permission. 209 00:16:57,900 --> 00:16:59,940 What? - You stole it? 210 00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:03,620 I was supposed to be watching it while my training officer got a hair cut. 211 00:17:03,780 --> 00:17:07,180 They are gonna have my paper badge for this. 212 00:17:25,060 --> 00:17:28,780 Mom, dad come quick, I fixed it. I fixed it. 213 00:17:30,740 --> 00:17:34,420 It was like God had control over my hands. 214 00:17:34,580 --> 00:17:36,860 Let me start it for you. - Eric don't. 215 00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:42,540 I've seen you use a wrench. If you went lefty-lucy instead of righty- tighty we could all die. 216 00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:44,860 Let me just put this in a garage. 217 00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:47,980 But dad... No,no honey, honey your father's right. It's not safe. 218 00:17:48,140 --> 00:17:51,460 We'll let Bob start it later. 219 00:17:57,980 --> 00:18:00,660 What did you do? 220 00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:06,740 Why? Why, why is it always my house? 221 00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:11,620 You really wanna now or you wanna just keep yelling? - I wanna keep yelling. 222 00:18:11,820 --> 00:18:15,780 I don't care whos fault it is, just get that thing out of here. Now! - Yes sir. 223 00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:19,580 Alright everybody show's over. Let's go in the house. 224 00:18:19,740 --> 00:18:22,900 Dad, the lawn mower, I fixed the lawn mower. You gotta see. 225 00:18:23,100 --> 00:18:25,020 Kelso, wait... 226 00:18:28,980 --> 00:18:32,740 Hey look Fez, just like your frog. 227 00:18:35,420 --> 00:18:38,140 Oh well, it was broken anyway. 228 00:18:39,260 --> 00:18:42,860 No, it wasn't. 229 00:18:43,020 --> 00:18:44,940 I fixed it. 230 00:18:45,140 --> 00:18:48,460 Mom, you belive me, don't you? - Of course I do honey. 231 00:18:48,620 --> 00:18:52,700 I belive that you belive you fixed it. 232 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:11,960 Why are you on my seat? - This automobile has not moved. 233 00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:15,320 Wait, you didn't ask me that. 234 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:26,360 Did you touch anything? Cause if you did, you are in big trouble. 235 00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:31,080 No, I can assure you, everything is exactly as you left it. 236 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:36,840 Hey Kelso, did you get the cop car back before you boss found out you stole it? 237 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:41,040 Okay, that... I can explain that. 238 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:43,680 Where am I? 239 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:47,840 Yeah, I can't explain that. 240 00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,440 Socket wrench. 241 00:19:54,720 --> 00:19:58,200 Drives the spaceship, sits next to the hairy guy. 242 00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:02,840 Han Solo. 243 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,840 Flathead screwdriver. 244 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,160 Oh, I know this. Guy with the breathing problem. 245 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:13,400 Guy with the breathing problem? This is Darth freaking Vader. 246 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:18,360 Seriously dad if you don't know the dark lord of the Sith, the most hated enemy of the jedi warrior then... 247 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:21,960 I guess somewhere down the line I failed with you. 248 00:20:27,988 --> 00:20:30,235 Oh, it peed on me. That's... 249 00:20:32,894 --> 00:20:34,182 That's ressisting the arrest. 250 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:37,865 Put that down. Okay, give it to me. 251 00:20:46,358 --> 00:20:47,371 Give me that. 22171

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