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MIZBEHAVIOUR
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- (Chuckling)
- See the rest I want to use it to make stew oo...
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- (In Pidgin) You will give me out of it...
- Okay guys...
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_Really?
- Sorry...
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- Can you be serious for ones?
- Okay...
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- You like food and that's the problem
- Okay!
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- Congratulations to all three of us...
- Mhmm...
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- Even though I am not graduating with you ladies...
- Umm...
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But you will join us next year...
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Is it not one semester... Abi?
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That is if modeling hasn't found me by then...
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- (Chuckling...) (in Pidgin) You wish... - here?
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- On a more serious note...
- Mhmm...
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I need for us to promise each other one thing...
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What?
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- That we are always going to stick together
- Forever...
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- (chuckles)
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- Okay I think we should toast to that
- Yes...
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- Ummm...
- We need cup...
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Ahn-ahn...
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Simple thank you. Thank you
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Is it hard?
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After I used my hard earned savings,
money I’ve been saving to open my real estate firm
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I brought from it, my own hard earned savings...
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to make sure that this our hangout is memorable...
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See the way you are eating chicken...
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- But we said..
- In fact you've eaten before...
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- But we did...
- When... how ?
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- Well we did say thank you...
- When you came, we hugged you...
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We did now...
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- Okay...
- See we are not hungry people oo...
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And this.. You all...
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- Come and be... carry your chicken and be going...
- Are you..? Wait...
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- better carry it and go...
- Yes! When you people learn how to open...
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...Your hungry wretched mouths to say thank you...
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...Then you can come and meet me... (Hisses)
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- Hold me...
- Ha...
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(Hisses)
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Ahn-ahn... Don't you have any shame?
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Somebody just called us (In Yoruba) Paupers...
Do you know what that means?
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That we don't have money...
Our destiny doesn't have money
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You're still eating the chicken...
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But there's a big piece there... Let you're just going to let it waste?
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She just said we don't have money..
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- Have you not eaten this chicken before?
- Words don't mean anything..
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Hi...
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My name is Roli Osunkoya,
CEO of Roli’s properties
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Over the years we have grown to own
large acres of land all over Lagos...
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Amuwo odofin, Ibeju Lekki, Sagamu and in Abuja
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For our 7th year anniversary
we are doing a 25% discount...
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...On every plot of land you purchase...
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- And also a bag of rice...
- Okay, okay... cut.. No...
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Please, No..
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- What is wrong with this recording now?
- You're just not doing it right.
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- But I was eloquent and you know.elegant
- No. No you were not.
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You weren't pronouncing somethings well...
what is "anniversary" Anniversary...
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No punctuation, nothing... Bag of rice, really are they hungry?
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Ify... I don't do your instagram videos...
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I'm not all those your... that you do up and down...
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- I'm an executive...
- Well excuse me...
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What is wrong with slaying selling your market...
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- I'm an executive...
- What does that have to do with (car horns)
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Oya now..
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(Car horn blares)
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Rolake I just started this work two weeks ago
and I'm already going late... Please now..
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(Car horn blares)
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If I had money for transport fare, I won't wait for you oo...
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(Car horn blares)
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(In Yoruba) What is it? What is it?
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Didn't they buy toy for you when you were growing up?
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- Sorry, I'm running late...
- You are running late to where?
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That's why you want to block my eardrums?
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The late that you are talking about to the job you are talking about..
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- Who got the job for you?
- It's you now...
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Ahn-ahn... I wonder...
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- Sorry, I'm just...
- (in Yoruba) What are you putting on?
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- You look like Saturday and Sunday together...
- (Sniggers)
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Ahn-ahn! Even if you are
poor, do you have to dress poor?
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Do you have to dress for the whole
world to know that you are poor? Ah!
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- Come let me look for something that you will wear
- I did not dress poor...
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I'm okay like this..
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What did you say?
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- I'm poor
- let's go...
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Close my door and come let me help your life!
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Ahn-ahn...
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You look very tattered... (In Yoruba) Go in...
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(Hisses)
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- You don't look good truly...
- I don't look good?
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- In your mouth?
- Umm...
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- At least I'm going to work, do you have work?
- But I look good...
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- You don't look good.
- (chuckling) go and change...
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Why didn't you keep the same energy...
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(Horn blares)
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Ify!
(Horn blares)
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- What is it?
- Ahn-ahn!
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- One horn, you are supposed to come out now..
- Sorry, what?
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- Ehen, don't forget to...
- To wash the kimono that I used for the pool party yesterday...
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- It's yours, I know , you've told me.
- Good girl...
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You've mentioned like six times today already
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It's just a reminder. And do not...
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do that thing you do, where
you use plate and don't wash it
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- Okay?
- (sighs) Okay...
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- And erm... What else.. What else...
- Babe can we go?
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I don't understand... Please don't hound me...
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If you cannot wait, go and enter BRT .
I'm only doing you a favor.
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Ahn-ahn. I'm I supposed to take you to work?
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And you are telling me "Oya" in my own car again.
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(Hiss)
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Ehen you, do not forget to---
- To off the fridge once NEPA takes light...
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- Yeah, I remember that too
- Good...
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The inverter must not die before I get back o...
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And no diesel... No diesel !
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- Erm what else, what else...
- There's nothing else, let's just go.
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No.
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Don't do that next time. The next time you try it, I'll walk you down...
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If there's any other thing, I'll call you and let you know, Okay?
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- Yes Ma...
- be a good girl... Have a nice day...
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- You too mummy...
- Oya open the gate...
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- Excuse me?
- Open the gate.
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- Perhaps I should drive you to work (chuckling...)
- No you don't have to..
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Open the gate, If I remember any other thing I need you to do, I'll call you, okay?
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- Yeah right...
- Oh...
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- Tolu good luck with the ride...
- Hmmm.
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Hurry up!
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Hi guy...
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So who's a perfume freak like me?
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I mean who likes to collect perfume just like I do...
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I can spend my last dime on perfumes
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So this is heat. You already know by who..
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This is Alisan, this a custom made Arabian scent
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It's an Arabian oil customized just for me...
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(sucks teeth) I also like wigs , I like my bags...
This is my bag collections.
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I mean if you work hard just like me, you could get all of this, you know....
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This is like motivation kind of day...
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Then these are my shoe collections, I love my shoes...
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This is my life.. (Chuckles)
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(Indistinct muttering)
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(Chuckles)
Okay... Wow!
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Let me edit this one...
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Four point nine million sir
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Yes sir... Per Plot; but it's a full plot sir..
It's 650sqm...
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(Chuckles) Sir I don't think so...
I think it's good...
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But we are running a promo now...
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You can get 25% discount on any plot of land that you buy...
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Oh fantastic available sir...
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And if you increase the number you know, we can throw in a few more incentives...
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Like clearing the land... and you know, help you do...
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At your earliest convenience sir
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Okay... Thank you sir.
I'm sure you will like it...
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I'm very sure that you will like it...
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And the thing is you ac easily start building like right away...
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Yes and the road is already been graded now, so...
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And I'm sure that it's a great investment sir.
It's a worthy investment.
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Okay sir...
Should I pick them up?
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Okay, thank you sir...
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- ♫Hey all I do is win, win, win♫
- hmn-hn...
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- Oh My God, Wow... haa!
- Wow...
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- Somebody looks happy
- Oh my God. I'm not even happy, I'm overjoyed...
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Mr Wellington just called me now with good news
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- So tell me..
- So
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Lets just say; by this time tomorrow, I’ll be some millions richer...
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(In Pidgin) Nice!
(Chuckling)
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- All I do is win you know..
- Girl!
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I just win in this life, that all I came to this life to do...
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Haa thank God, finally we can go for shopping.(chuckles)
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- Eh?
- Shopping.
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Shopping? (Chuckles)
I don't even understand you...
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So I will work hard and make my money...
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Then you want to shop with my money?
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- How much do you make, do you make any money?
- Roli...
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No, no, no, don't "Roli" me. Shopping ko, shopping ni...
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- (Hisses)
- Hey, someone is on a mood...
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- I mean I jus--
- Why are you carrying my bag?
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- What bag, this one?
- No.. The one behind you...
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(sucks teeth)
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- Yeah, I don't have time for your...
- Do the needful.
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What needful...
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(sucks teeth...)
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- (Grunts)
- Ah, Roli?
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Roli are you serious?
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Roli are you serious right now?
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Pack your load...
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You'll tell me if I bought the bag for you. "Roli really?"
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Now you want to go and go shopping with my money...
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- Clear my table please..
- Please don't break my mirror
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You are just going to look at me...
Have you seen what I look like?
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From head to toe, have you looked at me..
You are going to make me carry a nylon bag?
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Is it not me that bought the dress for you?
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If you annoy me, I'll have you remove this dress now...
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- Please take this
- Let me take it, don't break my mirror
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Let me call my clients...
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Are you leaving? Are you leaving?
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Argh...
I thought she came to visit me, why is she now angry?
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(Knocking)
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(Knocking)
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(Knocking)
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- Hey...
- (chuckles)
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- Hey...
- Wow! Collins hi...
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- How are you doing?
- I'm fine thank you.
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- (In Pidgin) It's been a while...
- It's Lagos hustle...
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How far, How have you been?
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I get to see you more on IG than in real life
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You follow me?
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Well I am one those people you call ghost followers..
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..yeah right, never posting, never commenting but never misses anything
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- tsk.. Exactly...
- (chuckles) I'll get Roli...
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Alright thank you
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(Exhales)
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- Hey mama...
- Why do you just barge into someone's room like you are the one paying for flat...
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Eh?
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- Collins is looking for you..
- What's he doing here?
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I don’t know, I didn’t ask?
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- You didn't ask?
- No I didn't..
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Collins just came and said "I'm looking for Roli"...
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You didn't find out why he was here
and you just barged into my room.
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- Excuse---
- To come and tell me. Go downstairs and find out why he's here...
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Excuse me? Auntie, I am not your maid...
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- What did you say?
- I am not your maid...
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- Wow... You are not my made
- No Ma
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But I am your servant. I will go to work...
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- Work hard, Make money...
- Roli...
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- To house you, to feed yo, to clothe you! Eh?
- Roli...
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Go downstairs and ask Collins why he's here... Now.
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So I'm not going to ask him anything..
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When you are done, Collins is waiting for your disrespectful ass okay?
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Ify... Ify... (Chuckles)
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You will come and bag for clothes and shoe, I'm waiting for you.
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- She will be with you shortly...
- Okay...
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- Are you guys in a hurry?
- Not really, we have a long drive ahead of us today...
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Right. There she is
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00:14:07,243 --> 00:14:10,399
- Hey Roli...
- Hi I'm on my way out...
232
00:14:10,733 --> 00:14:13,527
Yeah I know, I just thought we
could drive to the property together...
233
00:14:13,828 --> 00:14:16,956
But we spoke yesterday and we agreed to meet at the property...
234
00:14:17,932 --> 00:14:21,082
Yeah I know, I just thought I could save you the stress of driving (chuckles)...
235
00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:23,260
Collins it's my job...
236
00:14:24,181 --> 00:14:28,371
And there's nothing as important
to me as my job. So, it's not stress.
237
00:14:29,834 --> 00:14:32,854
Do you want some water?
I'll get you water...
238
00:14:35,390 --> 00:14:39,814
Emm Roli...
I just wanted us to spend time together.
239
00:14:40,075 --> 00:14:43,147
Did it occur to you, the feeling might not be mutual?
240
00:14:44,805 --> 00:14:46,571
Why are you treating me this way?
241
00:14:46,999 --> 00:14:48,608
Is that how bad you can’t stand me?
242
00:14:51,356 --> 00:14:55,851
(scoffs) The thing is I have somewhere else to go afterward so...
243
00:14:55,930 --> 00:14:57,985
I don’t want to inconvenience you...
244
00:14:58,175 --> 00:14:59,706
You are not an inconvenience...
245
00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:03,765
- But I'm just saying that I have somewhere...
- Why don't you just let this guy take you!
246
00:15:04,524 --> 00:15:04,948
(in Hausa) What is it!
247
00:15:10,930 --> 00:15:14,236
- Shall we?
- Oh yes, yes. After you.
248
00:15:55,643 --> 00:15:57,073
Hey Roli...
249
00:15:58,671 --> 00:16:00,257
- Hi
- Hi
250
00:16:01,184 --> 00:16:02,592
What are you doing?
251
00:16:02,860 --> 00:16:05,385
Are you blind, can't you see that I'm working?
252
00:16:05,781 --> 00:16:10,774
Ahn-ahn I just said that I should give you, A drink cos..
253
00:16:11,067 --> 00:16:14,050
- I'm sure you are very busy...
- I don't understand
254
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:17,457
is it my birthday?
- No?
255
00:16:17,659 --> 00:16:20,361
Ahn-ahn can't I appreciate my favourite cousin again...
256
00:16:20,889 --> 00:16:22,106
Appreciate your...
257
00:16:23,696 --> 00:16:27,214
Only when it comes with a price.
Tolu what do you want?
258
00:16:29,543 --> 00:16:30,749
- Roli
- Unhmm?
259
00:16:30,995 --> 00:16:33,356
Can you please just borrow me 20K, I will give you--
- Ah.
260
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:37,161
- ...No I'll give you immediately I get my salary now please...
- I know there was something
261
00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:38,741
Next week, I will give you back.
262
00:16:39,590 --> 00:16:41,580
- But what do you need money for?
- I..
263
00:16:41,737 --> 00:16:45,021
(Sniggers) I provide all your needs...
264
00:16:45,513 --> 00:16:49,349
- I house you, I feed you, I clothe you...
So what do you need money for again...
- (stutters)
265
00:16:49,472 --> 00:16:53,986
- I take you to work, so what do you need money for?
- It's for my T-fare...
266
00:16:55,733 --> 00:16:58,056
Your T-fare? To where?
267
00:16:58,369 --> 00:16:59,621
To work...
268
00:17:02,816 --> 00:17:04,525
Your T-fare to work?
269
00:17:04,882 --> 00:17:06,725
But I drop at work everyday...
270
00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:10,144
my boss is complaining about my lateness, so...
271
00:17:11,207 --> 00:17:12,337
Oh..
272
00:17:12,908 --> 00:17:17,380
So I go out of my way everyday...
273
00:17:17,806 --> 00:17:22,989
..Every working day of the week, I go and drop you at work before going to my own office...
274
00:17:23,462 --> 00:17:25,909
- Now you are blaming me for your lateness...
- No I'm not blaming you...
275
00:17:25,955 --> 00:17:28,444
- No you are blaming me..
- Roli, I'm not blaming you...
276
00:17:28,533 --> 00:17:32,238
Ah... Do you know how long I spend in traffic...
277
00:17:32,372 --> 00:17:36,104
when I drop at your office before I head back to my own office, everyday!
278
00:17:36,532 --> 00:17:38,253
- Everyday ! Have I ever complained
- No
279
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:44,223
- Still, I take you to work everyday.
- I know, that is why I am trying to you know, save you the stress
280
00:17:44,278 --> 00:17:46,625
It's fine, it's fine... I'm not upset.
281
00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:48,070
Me I already know that you don't appreciate...
282
00:17:48,294 --> 00:17:51,488
I know that you can never appreciate everything
that I've been doing for you all your life
283
00:17:51,546 --> 00:17:54,486
You don't have appreciation in your DNA, it's not in your lineage
284
00:17:54,548 --> 00:17:57,442
You people don't know how to appreciate. Me I'm just doing for God...
285
00:17:57,607 --> 00:18:00,851
- Because I know you
don't appreciate Roli, Roli I appreciate you...
286
00:18:00,941 --> 00:18:03,286
- Ah no , you don't.
- This is just a loan (In Pidgin) Please...
287
00:18:03,331 --> 00:18:08,463
- It's 20K right , I’ll transfer it to you.I've given you more than that before...
- Thank you. Thank you
288
00:18:08,736 --> 00:18:10,381
You are my beneficiary, don't worry...
289
00:18:10,493 --> 00:18:14,213
- You know I appreciate you a lot
- You don't appreciate me, it's my money that you appreciate.
290
00:18:14,258 --> 00:18:16,593
- I appreciate you and I love you... Mwah.
- Ha...
291
00:18:16,806 --> 00:18:18,463
- it's my money that you love..
- And your hair is so fine...
292
00:18:18,542 --> 00:18:23,089
- thank you, It's not available for borrow.
- I didn't say you should... Okay I'm leaving...
293
00:18:24,340 --> 00:18:26,529
- Come here.
- Ahn-ahn... Okay.
294
00:18:27,227 --> 00:18:31,807
What kind of juice is this one? This one that is looking like Zobo that you mixed with water?
295
00:18:31,997 --> 00:18:34,510
- No it's not Zobo.
- I know you can not afford original juice...
296
00:18:34,795 --> 00:18:38,001
Better carry your Zobo and be drinking, I will still give you the money...
297
00:18:38,873 --> 00:18:41,542
- You don't want it?
- I'm working, carry your zobo
298
00:18:42,562 --> 00:18:46,708
Wait... Is it sweet?
299
00:18:54,071 --> 00:18:54,931
Hi guys...
300
00:18:55,870 --> 00:18:59,388
It's your girl, Pretty Ify...
301
00:19:00,825 --> 00:19:02,739
Okay so, one question...
302
00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:04,392
How do you like my new hair?
303
00:19:05,599 --> 00:19:06,962
I know right, it's good.
304
00:19:07,364 --> 00:19:10,012
I got it from US Alabama...
305
00:19:10,372 --> 00:19:14,040
For $3000. I think 3000, 3500...
306
00:19:14,465 --> 00:19:18,263
Yeah maybe 3K or $3000 I think...
307
00:19:18,654 --> 00:19:21,970
Emm my lashes... They are the latest Rihanna collection...
308
00:19:24,491 --> 00:19:27,369
Still under works but, I had one...
309
00:19:27,855 --> 00:19:33,016
And my dress is straight all the way from the runway form Milan...
310
00:19:33,546 --> 00:19:35,360
I know you've seen my Amina Muadi Slippers...
311
00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:39,959
Okay so...
312
00:19:40,725 --> 00:19:44,337
This is my OOTD outfit of the day...
313
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:47,763
Delectable, yeah.
314
00:19:48,740 --> 00:19:51,102
No I got it from Milan. I said it, I got it from Milan...
315
00:19:51,230 --> 00:19:53,139
The dress is off the runway from Milan..
316
00:19:53,584 --> 00:19:57,548
And my hair is from US Alabama for $3200 or $3500
317
00:19:58,721 --> 00:20:00,379
The lashes are Fenty lashes
318
00:20:01,286 --> 00:20:05,345
Nancy girl, Of course I'm going to do a giveaway definitely...
319
00:20:05,392 --> 00:20:06,299
What would you like me to give away
320
00:20:06,698 --> 00:20:08,340
The dress or the hair?
321
00:20:08,778 --> 00:20:12,962
(In Pidgin) May thunder strike you...
So this is what you do when I go to work...
322
00:20:13,113 --> 00:20:15,310
Thunder will fire you, what should you giveaway...
323
00:20:15,662 --> 00:20:19,024
So this what you do, when I go out to work hard...
324
00:20:19,359 --> 00:20:22,470
To feed you and house you, you come and wear my clothes...
325
00:20:22,540 --> 00:20:26,295
...You wear my shoe, you wear my hair and then you are doing give away...
326
00:20:26,647 --> 00:20:30,089
- That's what you do abi? Remove my hair...
- Roli calm down, I'm on instalive...
327
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:32,200
- You are on instalive, you don't like instadead?
328
00:20:32,504 --> 00:20:33,396
Because you are dead.
329
00:20:33,946 --> 00:20:35,431
Remove my shoe and get out of my room!
330
00:20:37,309 --> 00:20:39,249
You are so shameless. Get out!
331
00:20:41,626 --> 00:20:43,534
(In Yoruba) It's not only Instalive , how about instadead!
332
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:46,725
With your wretched followers, they need to know you are a waste!
333
00:20:47,015 --> 00:20:48,351
You are a disgrace!
334
00:20:49,701 --> 00:20:51,719
You are standing there, you want to do give away...
335
00:20:51,790 --> 00:20:53,901
She showed them all my things, you want to give away all my things...
336
00:20:54,026 --> 00:20:55,582
What do you have, you are not...
337
00:20:57,928 --> 00:21:00,501
God will punish you... Idiot.
338
00:21:00,642 --> 00:21:01,518
Wretched fool...
339
00:21:09,996 --> 00:21:11,317
Hi Ify...
340
00:21:12,654 --> 00:21:16,009
- I thought you are sleeping already...
- (Chuckles) Sleeping kwa?
341
00:21:17,065 --> 00:21:19,614
After you made me lose half of my followers on instagram...
342
00:21:22,110 --> 00:21:23,173
Sorry...
343
00:21:26,582 --> 00:21:27,583
I'm sorry...
344
00:21:28,539 --> 00:21:30,862
Ah, but it's just that you didn't ask...
345
00:21:31,316 --> 00:21:34,616
Ah, If you take somebody's thing without asking, it's thievery...
346
00:21:35,392 --> 00:21:36,518
You have to ask...
347
00:21:36,689 --> 00:21:39,137
That I took it in the first place...
348
00:21:39,349 --> 00:21:42,773
...That I'm wearing your stuff only means that I love you.
- Ha.
349
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:44,940
Sorry...
350
00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:47,582
Just ask me because they are my stuff.
351
00:21:48,201 --> 00:21:49,538
And I bought them with my money...
352
00:21:51,726 --> 00:21:54,433
- But I'm sorry...
- Yeah, I'm sorry too...
353
00:21:57,191 --> 00:22:00,273
- Ifunaya you are still upset...
- Yes Roli, I'm very upset.
354
00:22:01,267 --> 00:22:05,326
Roli I'm still upset, I lost about sixteen
thousand followers today. I'm angry...
355
00:22:07,892 --> 00:22:08,790
I'm sorry...
356
00:22:10,105 --> 00:22:12,552
I, I really mean it.
357
00:22:16,345 --> 00:22:17,791
Okay can I make you an offer?
358
00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:21,726
Go ahead, make me an offer.
359
00:22:23,571 --> 00:22:24,768
The red handbag.
360
00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:31,673
It's for real. It's not the more you look, the less you see...
361
00:22:32,815 --> 00:22:33,761
Are you taking the offer?
362
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:37,648
- Bring the bag first...
- (Chuckles)
363
00:22:37,829 --> 00:22:40,911
- Anyways I'm going to see a movie, are you coming with me?
- No...
364
00:22:42,585 --> 00:22:43,367
Ifunanya...
365
00:22:44,455 --> 00:22:46,043
- Are you sure
- No
366
00:22:47,012 --> 00:22:50,317
- I'm buying popcorn, hot-dog and ice-cream...
367
00:22:50,897 --> 00:22:52,961
I don't really want to go, I’m serious...
368
00:22:53,117 --> 00:22:54,610
Don't forget to drop the hand bag before you go...
369
00:22:54,748 --> 00:22:57,165
I'll drop the bag. I'm buying hot-dog...
370
00:22:57,963 --> 00:23:00,723
And maybe have dinner after...
371
00:23:01,967 --> 00:23:04,258
Chicken and chips... So...
372
00:23:04,625 --> 00:23:06,353
- Are you sure you don't want to come?
- No I'm good.
373
00:23:07,003 --> 00:23:08,059
- You're good.
- Um-hmm...
374
00:23:08,371 --> 00:23:09,146
Okay...
375
00:23:10,928 --> 00:23:11,724
Okay o...
376
00:23:12,969 --> 00:23:15,354
Chicken and chips for dinner, after my movie...
377
00:23:15,514 --> 00:23:18,321
Okay wait...
Wait,wait wait...
378
00:23:18,346 --> 00:23:21,079
- No . You said you don’t want to come...
- No wait let me quickly dress up, wait...
379
00:23:21,127 --> 00:23:23,472
- Se you don't want to come
- Chill now, Ah.
380
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:26,543
Ha!
381
00:23:27,802 --> 00:23:29,234
So tired and hungry...
382
00:23:31,372 --> 00:23:35,649
just I hope they made correct food for me...
383
00:23:48,190 --> 00:23:49,050
Ahn-ahn
384
00:23:52,546 --> 00:23:53,797
I don't understand
385
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:56,909
Ahn-ahn
386
00:24:18,105 --> 00:24:20,482
Is one thing to work...
387
00:24:20,537 --> 00:24:24,868
And then people that are supposed to make the food are now too busy...
388
00:24:24,908 --> 00:24:29,981
...Gallivanting, Probably with my clothes, my shoes, Argh...
389
00:24:31,558 --> 00:24:36,712
So I'll work, come back and cook to eat...
390
00:24:45,318 --> 00:24:47,730
Tolu!
391
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,054
Tolu!
392
00:24:50,578 --> 00:24:51,819
Ify !
393
00:24:56,589 --> 00:24:58,747
Ahn-ahn... Hey...
394
00:24:59,536 --> 00:25:00,404
Hey...
395
00:25:00,515 --> 00:25:02,407
Didn't you go to work? Where is your car?
396
00:25:03,314 --> 00:25:05,527
(Kisses Lips) Tolu were you not supposed to make dinner today?
397
00:25:06,555 --> 00:25:09,636
Yes I was supposed to but I decided to buy Pizza for us...
398
00:25:09,714 --> 00:25:11,974
I bought your favorite; Barbecue Chicken...
399
00:25:13,484 --> 00:25:16,111
And I'm sure it's the money I borrowed you three days ago...
400
00:25:16,424 --> 00:25:18,074
That you used to buy Pizza...
401
00:25:18,777 --> 00:25:22,250
Money that I borrowed you that you can not afford to pay back...
402
00:25:22,784 --> 00:25:24,193
that you bought Pizza from...
403
00:25:24,247 --> 00:25:26,335
It's just for one night now...
404
00:25:26,811 --> 00:25:29,221
Awn... it's just for one night abi?
405
00:25:29,602 --> 00:25:33,582
Instead of you to go and cook with your hand...
You know that's my problem, I don't understand...
406
00:25:33,630 --> 00:25:35,983
This poor people that you are trying to help...
407
00:25:37,152 --> 00:25:41,752
I borrowed you money. Now your hand is too heavy to cook.
408
00:25:42,743 --> 00:25:44,672
(In Yoruba) were you used to this? Do yo buy Pizza before?
409
00:25:44,789 --> 00:25:47,214
Am I not the one that buys pizza for all of us to eat?
410
00:25:47,786 --> 00:25:50,486
So now you want to show off?
411
00:25:50,968 --> 00:25:53,237
You went to buy Pizza with my money...
412
00:25:55,153 --> 00:25:56,982
I don't blame you,
413
00:25:57,343 --> 00:26:00,494
Monkey is working and Baboon is sitting at home and eating the money...
414
00:26:00,807 --> 00:26:04,326
- Rolake meaning what ? Meaning what?
- Meaning what? Meaning what?
415
00:26:04,451 --> 00:26:06,351
Meaning that because I am your cousin,
416
00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:10,663
I work so hard and I make the money for you to sit down and consume...
417
00:26:10,835 --> 00:26:14,495
Anyhow, like somebody that doesn't have common sense
418
00:26:15,168 --> 00:26:15,918
Rolake...
419
00:26:17,389 --> 00:26:21,079
I don't know why I am stressing myself, After all It's
my money that you can't even afford to pay me back..
420
00:26:21,471 --> 00:26:22,065
Give me...
421
00:26:23,723 --> 00:26:24,106
Ha!
422
00:26:24,647 --> 00:26:26,743
It's my money, so...
423
00:26:28,425 --> 00:26:28,987
Hmm...
424
00:26:34,220 --> 00:26:34,822
You too...
425
00:26:35,643 --> 00:26:36,551
You followed her...
426
00:26:36,848 --> 00:26:39,218
You can not, you can't, you can not advise her...
427
00:26:39,562 --> 00:26:41,657
Argh! (Hiss)
428
00:26:42,549 --> 00:26:44,235
(Groans)
429
00:26:44,879 --> 00:26:46,538
You even bought three drinks...
430
00:26:51,501 --> 00:26:52,712
So she gave you money?
431
00:26:56,068 --> 00:27:00,408
- Talk now, she gave you money?
- She gave me money? Yes! And you were not suppose to even know that
432
00:27:00,651 --> 00:27:01,769
(Sighs)
433
00:27:03,294 --> 00:27:04,506
Okay...
434
00:27:09,331 --> 00:27:10,730
I need to bathe please
435
00:27:12,044 --> 00:27:13,671
Should we eat the pizza without you?
436
00:27:15,540 --> 00:27:18,018
You didn't answer, should we eat the pizza without you?
437
00:27:19,465 --> 00:27:20,825
I will take that as a yes.
438
00:27:22,538 --> 00:27:28,684
(In Pidgin) I know I don't have any shame.
(Chuckling) No shame for me...
439
00:27:29,317 --> 00:27:32,195
Words don't kill, They don't bite...
440
00:27:33,828 --> 00:27:36,800
They only stay for a little while...
441
00:27:40,290 --> 00:27:40,930
(Sighs)
442
00:27:43,393 --> 00:27:44,708
I saved you a slice.
443
00:27:45,232 --> 00:27:46,122
I don't want to eat it...
444
00:27:46,233 --> 00:27:49,564
Tolu you can't be angry like this
all the time, you know how she is...
445
00:27:49,853 --> 00:27:51,511
You think what she did to you was terrible?
446
00:27:51,929 --> 00:27:53,414
Let me tell you what she did to me...
447
00:27:53,579 --> 00:27:56,621
I went to her office to say "hi" gladly, you know what she did?
448
00:27:56,973 --> 00:28:00,679
She collected the bag I was carrying, emptied
my things and put it in a nylon bag...
449
00:28:00,745 --> 00:28:03,028
...And claimed; because I didn't
tell her, I couldn't carry her bag...
450
00:28:03,584 --> 00:28:06,337
And guess what, she came after to dashed me that same bag...
451
00:28:06,490 --> 00:28:09,891
- See that's the thing, how can you be so mean and so nice at the same time...
452
00:28:10,172 --> 00:28:13,010
See, Anger won't get you anywhere, you need to learn that...
453
00:28:13,097 --> 00:28:17,672
- What you should clearly learn is self respect because you are lacking it
- Exc--- No..
454
00:28:18,024 --> 00:28:20,269
I'm sorry, I don't understand that tone but...
455
00:28:20,613 --> 00:28:23,044
- I don't think I appreciate that...
- Oh so you are angry?
456
00:28:23,231 --> 00:28:25,467
- I'm not upset but I don't like you talking to me like that, I don't appreciate that.
457
00:28:25,584 --> 00:28:28,885
-Oh why? Because I am not "big money bag Roli"?
- This is not---
458
00:28:30,839 --> 00:28:33,334
I don't have time, it's me that bought you Pizza. (Hisses)
459
00:28:34,914 --> 00:28:38,566
That's why you people are friends, both of you are manner less...
460
00:28:44,154 --> 00:28:48,142
So... This is... As you can see it's platinum blond
461
00:28:49,316 --> 00:28:53,663
With erm dark roots... Just in case you want to put your hair
462
00:28:53,804 --> 00:28:58,762
And then my dress is from Spense... Custom made actually for me...
463
00:28:59,758 --> 00:29:03,238
Hey! Hi girl come here. (Chuckling)
464
00:29:03,539 --> 00:29:06,072
Guys this is my bestie that I told you about...
465
00:29:06,611 --> 00:29:09,380
Roli Williams. Mwah!!
466
00:29:09,699 --> 00:29:16,151
Roli is my best friend, I call her my small god actually... My Kashoggi (Giggles)
467
00:29:16,285 --> 00:29:19,453
So Roli is the reason that I am who I am today...
468
00:29:19,632 --> 00:29:21,642
She gave me this beautiful house to live in...
469
00:29:22,102 --> 00:29:25,661
She gave me this beautiful clothes to
wear, everything you see me wearing...
470
00:29:25,796 --> 00:29:28,674
All the shoes , the bag, the hair, everything...
471
00:29:29,118 --> 00:29:35,108
It's courtesy of my baby girl. I call her my small-god (stutters) My Kashoggi (Giggling)
472
00:29:35,393 --> 00:29:38,513
So guys Roli is responsible for my hair,
473
00:29:38,975 --> 00:29:42,431
My shoes. My clothe, my bags, the ones that trip all of you..
474
00:29:42,517 --> 00:29:45,818
The beautiful house, this is the absolute reason...
475
00:29:46,583 --> 00:29:48,600
Thanks girl, say hi...
476
00:29:49,351 --> 00:29:51,274
- Say hi...
- Hi...
477
00:29:51,330 --> 00:29:56,850
(Giggling) Best friends goal right? Love you...
478
00:29:56,929 --> 00:30:01,166
- Say "Love you too'
- Love you too... (both chuckling)
479
00:30:01,715 --> 00:30:03,263
- It's actually very nice
- Um-hmm...
480
00:30:04,428 --> 00:30:07,321
I bought it for you, cause I know that you will not buy it with your money...
481
00:30:07,447 --> 00:30:10,332
(Chuckling) But I introduced you to it, say thank you...
482
00:30:10,863 --> 00:30:12,764
- But I paid for it...
- (indistinct response)
483
00:30:14,271 --> 00:30:16,453
Meanwhile this one you call me Kashoggi, Kashoggi...
484
00:30:16,695 --> 00:30:20,449
Ever since you put me in that your video, my followers have tripled and...
485
00:30:21,308 --> 00:30:23,772
That's not the issue, they are always begging me for money...
486
00:30:24,319 --> 00:30:25,618
(Chuckles)
487
00:30:25,806 --> 00:30:28,496
Well you wanted the world to know how generous you are, so there you go...
488
00:30:29,308 --> 00:30:30,591
But that's not true...
489
00:30:33,242 --> 00:30:33,775
Umm...
490
00:30:35,725 --> 00:30:37,328
Anyways , so what's the plan?
491
00:30:38,172 --> 00:30:40,464
- Plan for what?
- Your birthday now, it’s in five days
492
00:30:41,426 --> 00:30:45,836
Ha, Nothing much, we will just do small chops...
493
00:30:46,509 --> 00:30:49,442
And drinks... And maybe Suya chops...
494
00:30:50,380 --> 00:30:52,507
Or you go out on a date with Collins, he's been asking ...
495
00:30:54,463 --> 00:30:55,768
You read my chats...
496
00:30:57,450 --> 00:30:59,413
No.. Before you start...
497
00:30:59,826 --> 00:31:02,478
the phone was unlocked and it was right in front of me, so...
498
00:31:03,496 --> 00:31:07,469
So because the phone was in front of you,that's enough reason for you to...
499
00:31:07,554 --> 00:31:10,071
- ...Read my chats.
- See you are eating pepper. Calm down...
500
00:31:10,111 --> 00:31:13,802
- It was too tempting, I couldn't resist...
- "It was too tempting, I couldn't resist"...
501
00:31:14,005 --> 00:31:15,828
You know you are the reason
that guy has my number?
502
00:31:15,968 --> 00:31:19,909
You were, yes,yes... You are the first
person that used my phone to call him...
503
00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:21,468
And that's the reason he has my number
504
00:31:21,602 --> 00:31:26,176
No, I flashed him and then he called back
and I picked up and I pretended to be you...
505
00:31:26,522 --> 00:31:29,336
- that's what happened
- you flashed him, why did you even do that anyways...
506
00:31:29,595 --> 00:31:31,643
look Ifunaya what do you want?
507
00:31:31,714 --> 00:31:35,240
I just want you to go out on a date with this guy, he's been begging...
508
00:31:35,334 --> 00:31:36,961
- that is not possible...
- Why?
509
00:31:37,063 --> 00:31:38,635
- I don't want
- Why?
510
00:31:40,292 --> 00:31:42,490
- I'll be working
- Really...
511
00:31:43,175 --> 00:31:45,631
You have the rest of your life to do whatever work that you want to do...
512
00:31:45,893 --> 00:31:48,584
One night, One date night is not going to stop you, okay?
513
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:50,589
- Listen I know you like this guy...
- I don’t like him---
514
00:31:50,636 --> 00:31:51,786
Yes you do !
515
00:31:52,575 --> 00:31:54,114
Why do you have his
name stored on your phone...
516
00:31:54,208 --> 00:31:57,431
After all he gave you his-- what's it called,
complimentary card. No?
517
00:32:02,741 --> 00:32:04,766
- I don’t like him---
- Yes you do !
518
00:32:06,832 --> 00:32:08,450
- I don’t like him---
- Yes you do !
519
00:32:08,662 --> 00:32:10,389
- I don’t like him---
- Yes you do !
520
00:32:13,108 --> 00:32:14,907
Okay sir.
521
00:32:15,846 --> 00:32:17,378
Absolutely...
522
00:32:19,396 --> 00:32:20,804
Okay thank you sir.
523
00:32:23,658 --> 00:32:24,964
Okay sir.
524
00:32:25,299 --> 00:32:27,857
(stutters) I'll do just that... I will...
525
00:32:28,373 --> 00:32:30,723
Alright... have a good night sir..
526
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,299
Wow, I really hope that we can get to do this another time...
527
00:32:38,488 --> 00:32:40,756
I'm sorry, I don't even think so...
528
00:32:41,016 --> 00:32:45,286
You already saw how today's date went... I was from one business call to another...
529
00:32:46,216 --> 00:32:47,389
All I do is work...
530
00:32:47,577 --> 00:32:51,995
(Phone beeps)
Another client is calling...
531
00:32:53,623 --> 00:32:54,522
hello sir...
532
00:32:57,439 --> 00:32:58,190
Okay...
533
00:32:59,191 --> 00:33:01,662
oh yes I am home now, so...
534
00:33:01,928 --> 00:33:06,503
I will just cross check the receipt, Yes, and I'll get back to you...
535
00:33:07,950 --> 00:33:09,240
Yes sir...
536
00:33:10,162 --> 00:33:10,412
Call me..
537
00:33:12,462 --> 00:33:13,439
Okay...
538
00:33:15,587 --> 00:33:17,174
Yes, yes, yes sir...
539
00:33:19,590 --> 00:33:21,395
Oh yes, I'm home now...
540
00:33:21,638 --> 00:33:25,767
So I'll just cross check and then, I’ll call you back...
541
00:33:34,726 --> 00:33:36,853
I didn’t even get to wish her a happy birthday
542
00:33:38,367 --> 00:33:40,065
(Indistinct)
543
00:33:40,166 --> 00:33:42,504
- Ahn-ahn, what's going on today now?
- It's her birthday...
544
00:33:42,592 --> 00:33:44,420
Chuckles)
545
00:33:44,577 --> 00:33:46,649
- Umhun...
- Alright.
546
00:33:47,865 --> 00:33:49,554
(Sighs)
547
00:33:50,211 --> 00:33:52,174
Me I will eat...
548
00:33:53,112 --> 00:33:56,513
- I came to this life to eat...
- Foodie... Ah!
549
00:34:01,524 --> 00:34:04,723
- Hunhun? Ahn-ahn birthday girl...
- What's going on here?
550
00:34:04,881 --> 00:34:07,336
- Birthday girl.. (Chuckles)
- move away , let me pass...
551
00:34:07,414 --> 00:34:08,040
Sorry...
552
00:34:09,577 --> 00:34:12,173
Han-han You are back from you date already?
553
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:16,208
- Welcome... How did it go?
- What's going on here?
554
00:34:18,187 --> 00:34:21,346
It went fast. What's going on?
555
00:34:21,830 --> 00:34:23,089
Argh, I mean...
556
00:34:24,146 --> 00:34:26,938
What do you mean "what's going on"? It’s your birthday and we are celebrating...
557
00:34:28,734 --> 00:34:29,421
Okay...
558
00:34:30,477 --> 00:34:35,929
So because it's my birthday that's an avenue for you people to finish all the food that I bought in my house..
559
00:34:37,513 --> 00:34:41,063
The food that I'm suppose to feed you people for six months...
560
00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:44,318
- You want to finish it in one day...
- Roli, why are you talking like this
561
00:34:44,428 --> 00:34:47,800
It's your birthday and we felt that since
Collins was taking you out on your special day...
562
00:34:47,854 --> 00:34:50,184
That you should celebrate on your behalf in the house...
563
00:34:50,638 --> 00:34:53,594
Celebrate on behalf of me...
564
00:34:54,509 --> 00:34:55,572
Behind me...
565
00:34:56,433 --> 00:34:57,543
with my food...
566
00:34:58,372 --> 00:35:00,914
- that I bought with my hard earned money...
- (In Hausa) Come on Roli...
567
00:35:01,039 --> 00:35:02,838
Do you people even have conscience...
568
00:35:03,198 --> 00:35:05,662
No.no Do you even have a conscience at all...
569
00:35:06,897 --> 00:35:09,752
Look at, you spread everywhere in my living room...
570
00:35:10,089 --> 00:35:12,685
As if, spread like bed-sheet... Look at...
571
00:35:13,076 --> 00:35:16,251
Are you the one that bought this rug? Eh?
572
00:35:17,359 --> 00:35:19,150
- Are you the one that bought the rug?
- We washed it, that is why---
573
00:35:19,196 --> 00:35:20,572
- You washed rug...
574
00:35:20,972 --> 00:35:23,881
You cooked Jollof rice... What's this one, you people can not eat from one plate...
575
00:35:24,726 --> 00:35:29,277
You cooked fried rice, you cooked jollof rice...
Why can't both of out eat one plate of food...
576
00:35:29,667 --> 00:35:34,874
You waste my gas, you are eating...
that chicken is it not bigger than head
577
00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:40,294
But your conscience did not tell you, only you balanced...
578
00:35:40,606 --> 00:35:46,267
You too, look at you, hmm, Keep eating eating, you came to this life to eat right? Be eating my money...
579
00:35:46,660 --> 00:35:47,589
Be eating my money...
580
00:35:48,110 --> 00:35:50,081
- Let me respond to my clients...
- We wanted to do something nice for you...
581
00:35:50,668 --> 00:35:55,164
Nice? Do something nice for your life and use your head...
582
00:35:55,431 --> 00:35:59,819
Me I'm going to go and answer my client so that I can work and make more money
583
00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:06,711
For; (in Yoruba) Paupers like
you to balance and eat hopelessly...
584
00:36:09,295 --> 00:36:13,815
Look at you, eat... Shebi you came to this life to eat food... eat food!
585
00:36:14,910 --> 00:36:19,242
Poor wretched things... Ahn-ahn, you don't have conscience...
586
00:36:19,586 --> 00:36:23,082
No conscience at all !
587
00:36:25,577 --> 00:36:27,884
Well,(Sighs)
588
00:36:41,028 --> 00:36:41,567
What?
589
00:36:45,287 --> 00:36:48,242
(Indistinct)
590
00:36:48,986 --> 00:36:52,028
- After all that insult, you are still eating this chicken?
- Did I die?
591
00:36:52,736 --> 00:36:54,010
Did the insult kill me?
592
00:36:54,927 --> 00:36:57,860
We shouldn’t have even made this effort at all...
593
00:36:59,329 --> 00:37:02,652
(humming) You can not finish your food?
Help me put it here...
594
00:37:04,068 --> 00:37:05,773
Take eat and die...
595
00:37:09,001 --> 00:37:11,643
- (indistinct)
- Insult me...
596
00:37:12,058 --> 00:37:13,426
Okay sir...
597
00:37:15,397 --> 00:37:17,141
Alright thank you sir...
598
00:37:21,596 --> 00:37:22,934
(sighs)
599
00:37:24,045 --> 00:37:26,609
Oh.. I got shawarma for the girls
600
00:37:36,330 --> 00:37:37,018
What?
601
00:37:37,973 --> 00:37:40,326
I got us shawarma!
602
00:37:40,725 --> 00:37:41,640
I'm not interested
603
00:37:46,715 --> 00:37:48,170
Tolu it's the big one o...
604
00:37:48,666 --> 00:37:52,748
- It's chicken and beef with double peperoni...
- I'm still not interested
605
00:37:55,193 --> 00:37:56,397
Tolu Cuz..
606
00:37:58,039 --> 00:37:59,470
Okay I'm sorry...
607
00:38:02,314 --> 00:38:03,237
Tolu...
608
00:38:09,001 --> 00:38:09,681
Okay...
609
00:38:10,698 --> 00:38:11,726
Ify...
610
00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:15,201
I'm also not interested
611
00:38:20,616 --> 00:38:24,911
So if Tolu is behaving like a big baby, you too you can't behave like a grown woman abi?
612
00:38:25,101 --> 00:38:26,989
Still not interested
613
00:38:32,504 --> 00:38:33,857
Okay...
614
00:38:37,446 --> 00:38:41,412
This shawarma is large/large. I can’t even finish it...
615
00:38:46,018 --> 00:38:48,152
Okay Ify?
616
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:49,503
Still not interested
617
00:38:52,721 --> 00:38:55,258
What if I give you my Neon shoes?
618
00:38:57,304 --> 00:38:59,934
You know what , you need to cut out a lot of your bullshit.
619
00:39:00,459 --> 00:39:01,777
Neon shoes...
620
00:39:07,609 --> 00:39:10,484
The Neon shoes... Do I still get them?
621
00:39:13,533 --> 00:39:16,729
- Let's go to my room, you'll eat shawarma with me...
622
00:39:29,683 --> 00:39:34,949
There she is... So guys check out my new banging Neon shoes...
623
00:39:35,286 --> 00:39:40,425
Courtesy of my small god, Kashoggi Baby !
624
00:39:40,515 --> 00:39:43,085
Mwah! We say thank you...
625
00:39:43,890 --> 00:39:48,932
Alright... Until next time, I remain your beautiful Pretty Ify...
626
00:39:49,244 --> 00:39:54,137
...So guys, stay beautiful in all you do and I will catch you some other time, (kisses)
627
00:39:54,753 --> 00:39:59,416
Hello... (chuckles) (Indistinct mutterings)
628
00:39:59,494 --> 00:40:00,611
Why are you so happy?
629
00:40:01,527 --> 00:40:06,744
I don't know , maybe because my followers can’t get enough of me... (Both Chuckles)
630
00:40:08,156 --> 00:40:09,686
Why is your life like this?
631
00:40:11,630 --> 00:40:12,591
Like how?
632
00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:15,701
Wasting your life...
633
00:40:18,082 --> 00:40:21,467
Roli, you've started again...
What's up now, are you trying to insult me or what?
634
00:40:21,713 --> 00:40:24,740
(Chuckles) That's the thing... Now you'll say Roli has started again...
635
00:40:24,930 --> 00:40:27,264
But I'm only stating the obvious
636
00:40:27,919 --> 00:40:30,646
That you are wasting your life away on social media...
637
00:40:31,841 --> 00:40:32,757
(sucks teeth) Hee...
638
00:40:33,896 --> 00:40:37,304
If only you knew? You don't know anything...
639
00:40:38,098 --> 00:40:42,503
Listen... You just wait and watch
let my followers hit a one million,
640
00:40:42,738 --> 00:40:47,352
then you will know how privileged you are to be living with this social media influencer...
641
00:40:47,564 --> 00:40:48,636
- Waoh...
- Mhmm...
642
00:40:49,343 --> 00:40:52,449
And how is that one going to feed you
643
00:40:53,547 --> 00:40:58,273
- Well...
- I thought as much, you have no answer
644
00:40:59,947 --> 00:41:05,668
So tell me Ify, who's your mentor if you have any...
645
00:41:07,038 --> 00:41:10,612
Well it's between Kim K or Toke Makinwa...
646
00:41:10,768 --> 00:41:14,422
But of late I've drawing close to Toke because I feel like...
647
00:41:14,635 --> 00:41:17,287
...Me and her have a connection, this baby-girl for life kind of thing...
648
00:41:17,421 --> 00:41:19,980
...Plus I want to be a social media influencer just like her
649
00:41:20,493 --> 00:41:21,677
Great.
650
00:41:22,181 --> 00:41:25,777
But are you aware that Toke makinwa has a life outside of Social media.
651
00:41:26,215 --> 00:41:29,825
She is an OAP, a successful business woman.
652
00:41:30,395 --> 00:41:32,685
But you, what do you do?
653
00:41:33,717 --> 00:41:36,789
Am a slay queen/model...
654
00:41:37,035 --> 00:41:40,688
- (Laughing)
- Why are you laughing?
655
00:41:41,126 --> 00:41:43,876
Model, at quarter to thirty?
656
00:41:44,451 --> 00:41:47,813
(Chuckling) In this your old age?
657
00:41:47,970 --> 00:41:53,131
You did make it before now?
It's now you want to make it as a model?
658
00:41:53,355 --> 00:41:58,755
Look Ify, you have to make a living
first before you live the life like me...
659
00:42:00,074 --> 00:42:02,308
- Eh?
- I don’t understand
660
00:42:03,057 --> 00:42:05,325
I don't expect you to understand so...
661
00:42:07,991 --> 00:42:16,136
So, I need you to write a proposal of any kind of business at all... I will not judge you...
662
00:42:16,482 --> 00:42:20,508
Any business at all that you are
sure that you can do very well...
663
00:42:20,799 --> 00:42:25,469
That will fetch you money, and maybe I can write you a cheque of one million Naira
664
00:42:29,765 --> 00:42:34,457
- One million as in one million?
- It's not to go and buy clothes...
665
00:42:34,804 --> 00:42:40,300
It's not for clothes oo, because if you use this my hard earned money to go and buy material things...
666
00:42:40,503 --> 00:42:45,830
Buy clothe , shoe,hair and all those your stuff...
I will use police to arrest you.
667
00:42:45,953 --> 00:42:50,515
And I will pay them extra money to
beat you up (In Yoruba) very well... Yes...
668
00:42:50,738 --> 00:42:54,091
- Okay Roli see, maybe you shouldn't bother giving me that money
- I will give you.
669
00:42:54,236 --> 00:42:55,654
- No I don't want.
- I said I will give you...
670
00:42:55,722 --> 00:42:57,915
- Roli I don't--
- You must be useful to yourself, I will give you...
671
00:42:57,949 --> 00:43:01,122
- ...You must start to earn a living... I will give you
- Roli I---
672
00:43:01,234 --> 00:43:07,095
Listen let me breakdown social media influencing for you. At a point you start to get paid---
673
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,631
- (In Pidgin) Leave now... I said leave...
- To post
674
00:43:11,184 --> 00:43:14,446
Leave my room... I will give you the money whether you like it or not...
675
00:43:14,569 --> 00:43:17,239
-You will make a living and you
will start fending for yourself...
676
00:43:17,351 --> 00:43:20,867
- You are always uptight...
- And just so you know, until you bring the proposal...
677
00:43:21,421 --> 00:43:25,928
...No wearing of my wigs, my shoes , nothing.
And I'm not carry you in my car...
678
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:30,140
- I'll come back when you are in a better mood
- I'm better.
679
00:43:30,253 --> 00:43:32,480
- Err can I get the curly black--
- No you can't.
680
00:43:32,648 --> 00:43:35,831
You can leave now.
My proposal.
681
00:43:37,229 --> 00:43:40,524
Remember o, no more borrowing o
682
00:43:41,199 --> 00:43:44,472
You can't enter my car until you bring the proposal...
683
00:43:52,001 --> 00:43:54,671
- So where are we?
- One second
684
00:44:00,342 --> 00:44:01,303
There you go.
685
00:44:04,956 --> 00:44:06,219
What is this?
686
00:44:08,363 --> 00:44:12,522
- Roli it's my proposal
- (Scoffs) Is this how to write a proposal in your village
687
00:44:13,003 --> 00:44:15,841
What is this? Is this a proposal or list?
688
00:44:16,086 --> 00:44:17,617
Seems like a market list...
689
00:44:17,930 --> 00:44:21,599
Roli see, we've already established that I'm the dumbest of all trio...
690
00:44:21,642 --> 00:44:24,805
...Like (Chuckles) I accept it please just take me as I am (In Pidgin) please...
691
00:44:25,084 --> 00:44:26,804
Of course you are...
692
00:44:27,552 --> 00:44:30,535
So you want to sell cream on Instagram
693
00:44:31,211 --> 00:44:34,126
Yes and all my followers are going to patronize me.
694
00:44:34,395 --> 00:44:36,695
I told you they will come in handy, you didn't believe me, so you see?
695
00:44:37,544 --> 00:44:41,816
- At least you are doing something good with your instagram...
- Yeah...
696
00:44:42,837 --> 00:44:43,902
- Hi...
- Hi.
697
00:44:44,014 --> 00:44:45,828
- Please come in
- Thank you...
698
00:44:45,973 --> 00:44:47,079
- Hi
- Hi
699
00:44:47,404 --> 00:44:51,168
- Please correct me if I’m wrong, is this Roli Oshinkoya's apartment?
- Yes
700
00:44:51,236 --> 00:44:54,234
Yes.. You must be the guest she has been waiting for...
701
00:44:54,313 --> 00:44:56,291
- Erm let me get her for you...
- Okay no problem...
702
00:44:56,424 --> 00:44:59,373
Please sit , erm do you need wine,juice water,wine?
703
00:44:59,452 --> 00:45:02,003
- I'm fine, thank you... Just get her for me.
- Okay I will
704
00:45:02,059 --> 00:45:03,064
Thank you.
705
00:45:05,187 --> 00:45:10,684
- So... I hope this is not bleaching cream?
- Hell no, it's just lightning cream...
706
00:45:11,175 --> 00:45:13,499
Sorry, you said it's what?
707
00:45:13,883 --> 00:45:15,793
- Lightning cream
- What's the difference?
708
00:45:16,743 --> 00:45:19,782
- The packaging...
- Waoh
709
00:45:21,631 --> 00:45:24,250
- Body brightening...
- Ahn-ahn o this is where you are hiding?
710
00:45:24,518 --> 00:45:27,713
- Your visitor is downstairs
- Oh Nelson.
711
00:45:28,104 --> 00:45:30,885
- Let me go and get his documents...
- Okay...
712
00:45:30,986 --> 00:45:33,478
- I'll get back to you.
- This your hair is nice...
713
00:45:33,516 --> 00:45:37,783
- Thank you, it's not up for borrowing...
- (Ify chuckles) (Tolu) Roli...
714
00:45:38,889 --> 00:45:42,062
- I'll see you later
- Who's looking for you that you are seeing later?
715
00:45:45,156 --> 00:45:46,162
- Hi
- Oh no...
716
00:45:46,274 --> 00:45:49,581
- I insist, just have a glass of wine at least...
- Thank you
717
00:45:49,948 --> 00:45:52,395
So to who do I owe this kind gesture?
718
00:45:52,865 --> 00:45:54,496
Erm, I'm Tolu...
719
00:45:54,733 --> 00:45:57,406
Oh that’s a nice name... You must be Roli’s friend?
720
00:45:57,486 --> 00:45:58,927
Actually I'm her cousin
721
00:45:59,430 --> 00:46:02,155
- Oh nicer...
- (Chuckles)
722
00:46:02,323 --> 00:46:04,725
- I'm Nelson
- Nice to meet you
723
00:46:04,769 --> 00:46:06,031
Nice to meet you too...
724
00:46:07,511 --> 00:46:08,393
(Indistinct mutter)
725
00:46:09,846 --> 00:46:10,258
Hey...
726
00:46:11,923 --> 00:46:13,181
- Hi Nelson...
- Hi Roli...
727
00:46:13,206 --> 00:46:16,491
Sorry I was trying to put the
document together, that's all over it...
728
00:46:17,882 --> 00:46:20,432
- (Sighs)
- It's good thing you took your time...
729
00:46:20,768 --> 00:46:24,270
I got to realize that you have such a very , very fine Cousin...
730
00:46:24,389 --> 00:46:27,181
- Eh, cousin?
- I mean Tolu...
731
00:46:28,765 --> 00:46:33,525
And erm, I think I kind of like her already
732
00:46:35,359 --> 00:46:38,889
- Come on Roli...
- (Chuckles) You like Tolu?
733
00:46:39,704 --> 00:46:42,557
- She's a very caring person...
- (Chuckles)
734
00:46:44,077 --> 00:46:49,879
- Because she gave you a glass of wine...
- well.. She's a sweet person glass of wine or no glass of wine...
735
00:46:49,980 --> 00:46:51,879
- Is everything here?
- - (Chuckles) Everything is there..
736
00:46:51,980 --> 00:46:53,768
Okay...
737
00:46:54,207 --> 00:46:59,804
- We'll talk about that later on, she's
- Okay just drink up, I'd erm...
738
00:47:00,117 --> 00:47:01,994
To the document or to Tolu?
739
00:47:02,857 --> 00:47:07,261
- You want me to go out on a date with him?
- Yes , you have to go...
740
00:47:07,576 --> 00:47:10,391
Me I already told him you don’t know how to dress but that's not a problem...
741
00:47:10,781 --> 00:47:13,954
- Can I say no?
- No. You cannot say no.
742
00:47:14,268 --> 00:47:17,424
You can not not say no, at all.
743
00:47:17,759 --> 00:47:21,703
That's my biggest client this year, and he has never asked me for any favour
744
00:47:22,261 --> 00:47:25,345
So this one favour he asked me for, you have to go.
You cannot say no.
745
00:47:25,517 --> 00:47:27,606
But I don’t like him, I don't even know him...
746
00:47:28,242 --> 00:47:29,762
You don’t have to like him...
747
00:47:30,153 --> 00:47:32,219
- You don’t have to like him. Just go.
- Ahn-ahn..
748
00:47:32,867 --> 00:47:34,118
Fake it...
749
00:47:34,268 --> 00:47:37,329
I should fake feelings? I should fake feeling for him?
750
00:47:38,167 --> 00:47:40,267
- Come on Roli?
- What's come on?
751
00:47:40,772 --> 00:47:43,645
- Why can you not fake feelings, what is there in faking feelings!
- Ahn-ahn
752
00:47:43,768 --> 00:47:45,544
What is there in faking feelings!
753
00:47:45,884 --> 00:47:47,369
After everything I’ve done for you in this life...
754
00:47:47,705 --> 00:47:51,559
After everything I’ve done for you, I have never asked you for one thing!
755
00:47:52,386 --> 00:47:56,747
One favour, I have never asked you. I'm the reason you are whatever you are today.
756
00:47:56,904 --> 00:48:00,974
I'm the reason that you are here and then I ask for one favour...
757
00:48:01,387 --> 00:48:04,649
Have I ever asked for any favour? One favour, you cannot do it...
758
00:48:05,219 --> 00:48:07,503
Me I have always known, I have always known...
759
00:48:07,548 --> 00:48:09,860
I've just been doing as if I didn't know.
760
00:48:09,993 --> 00:48:12,631
I've always known that both of you are bunch of ingrates...
761
00:48:12,765 --> 00:48:17,807
- (In Yoruba) Bunch of ingrates! Both of you.
- Roli no,stop right there, don't do that.
762
00:48:18,266 --> 00:48:21,070
How am I a part of this equation, what has this got to do with me?
763
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:23,071
It was Tolu you asked to go on a date with the guy,no me.
764
00:48:23,137 --> 00:48:26,657
- Tolu can go on a date with the guy
- No, no, no..
765
00:48:26,985 --> 00:48:31,498
- How are you not a part of the equation?
- Because you didn't ask me to go on a date with the guy , it was Tolu you asked to do it...
766
00:48:31,633 --> 00:48:34,749
But when I was talking, did you join your mouth?
767
00:48:35,234 --> 00:48:38,552
- When I was talking, why didn't you talk...
- Because , you always ask me not to interfere in (stutters)
768
00:48:38,597 --> 00:48:41,759
Not to interfere, I cannot blame you, Shebi now you can talk back at me...
769
00:48:42,170 --> 00:48:46,213
(In Yoruba) You bloody paupers ,
That's what you are! Poor people.
770
00:48:46,577 --> 00:48:49,279
Very ungrateful, Ungrateful things!
771
00:48:49,425 --> 00:48:52,945
That's how you people are. That's how you people are going to remain poor forever...
772
00:48:54,647 --> 00:48:56,848
(in Yoruba) Rubbish!
- (Tolu Sighs) (
773
00:48:56,949 --> 00:48:59,485
Is that word in the dictionary?
774
00:49:01,031 --> 00:49:02,069
- What?
- Water
775
00:49:02,125 --> 00:49:03,556
Why don't you want to go for the date yourself? Even if...
776
00:49:03,957 --> 00:49:06,751
You are supposed to go so that at least you can
collect thank you for coming and eat free food...
777
00:49:06,941 --> 00:49:08,528
It's like you are moving mad?
778
00:49:08,966 --> 00:49:10,575
Yes! It's like you are moving mad?
779
00:49:10,843 --> 00:49:13,848
Oh you can face me , why didn't you
keep the same energy with your cousin?
780
00:49:14,094 --> 00:49:15,871
Because you don't want
to be moving homeless...
781
00:49:16,611 --> 00:49:18,901
- Are we not in the same (stutters)
- I've accepted...
782
00:49:18,968 --> 00:49:20,477
- (Hisses)
- Me I'm not forming , I've accepted my own..
783
00:49:20,533 --> 00:49:22,346
- I don't have house or clothes
- You don't no shame
784
00:49:22,447 --> 00:49:24,324
- No I don't
- No shame...
785
00:49:24,749 --> 00:49:27,977
- She told us we are going to remain poor..
- She told you her cousin
786
00:49:28,145 --> 00:49:29,887
- She was facing you when she said it...
- You. You... your generation...
787
00:49:29,954 --> 00:49:34,528
- You are the one related to her...
- All of us, it's you.
788
00:49:34,629 --> 00:49:37,332
See better go and get ready and get...
789
00:49:37,958 --> 00:49:38,829
(Knocking)
790
00:49:41,489 --> 00:49:42,393
Good morning...
791
00:49:46,632 --> 00:49:47,961
Good morning
792
00:49:51,335 --> 00:49:52,598
Are you still upset?
793
00:50:01,282 --> 00:50:02,131
Fine...
794
00:50:03,442 --> 00:50:06,269
Have changed my mind. I will go on the date with him
795
00:50:08,995 --> 00:50:10,224
But on one condition...
796
00:50:10,582 --> 00:50:12,828
(Chuckles) (sucks teeth)
797
00:50:13,223 --> 00:50:14,676
You are still giving condition...
798
00:50:15,547 --> 00:50:17,066
Do you know that, that guy is a big fish?
799
00:50:17,345 --> 00:50:19,133
Infact he's a whale...
800
00:50:19,580 --> 00:50:21,267
He will take you from this your zero...
801
00:50:21,595 --> 00:50:24,186
This your zero where are doing local shakara, you think you are somebody...
802
00:50:24,432 --> 00:50:29,481
He will you from this your zero, to the hundred that you never in your life dreamt of
803
00:50:30,214 --> 00:50:34,061
- You are giving condition...
- do you have to abuse me, eh?
804
00:50:35,727 --> 00:50:37,312
I still want the deal
805
00:50:40,642 --> 00:50:41,592
What do you want?
806
00:50:42,331 --> 00:50:45,681
You go on a second date with Collins...
807
00:50:47,977 --> 00:50:49,027
Um-hmm.
808
00:50:50,547 --> 00:50:51,072
(sucks teeth)
809
00:50:51,759 --> 00:50:55,814
(Sighs) Ify... Ifunaya!!!
810
00:50:56,338 --> 00:50:57,579
Ifunaya!!!
811
00:50:59,757 --> 00:51:01,164
Please excuse me...
812
00:51:02,505 --> 00:51:04,286
Please leave me, I need my space..
813
00:51:04,946 --> 00:51:05,773
So I should go?
814
00:52:10,748 --> 00:52:12,716
Thanks for coming out with me tonight.
815
00:52:12,808 --> 00:52:16,847
And I really appreciate you not picking your numerous calls this time
816
00:52:18,255 --> 00:52:20,549
At least you won’t say that I didn’t try
817
00:52:21,748 --> 00:52:22,947
Well, I hope you had fun
818
00:52:24,201 --> 00:52:26,247
Well I tried
819
00:52:27,212 --> 00:52:28,593
I actually did have fun...
820
00:52:29,062 --> 00:52:31,616
And I really hope that we can do this again some other time...
821
00:52:32,269 --> 00:52:34,798
(Chuckles) That am not sure of
822
00:52:35,631 --> 00:52:36,152
Why?
823
00:52:37,128 --> 00:52:43,540
Because I already told you, I don't have
time for hanging out every now and then...
824
00:52:44,023 --> 00:52:47,308
- But we can make time...
- I have lot's of work...
825
00:52:47,803 --> 00:52:51,113
And there is nothing as
important to me as my work...
826
00:52:54,127 --> 00:52:55,378
Thank you...
827
00:52:56,577 --> 00:53:00,018
Thank you very much for
tonight, I'd have to go now.
828
00:53:01,181 --> 00:53:04,270
It's my pleasure...
829
00:53:09,197 --> 00:53:10,630
- Good night
- Good night
830
00:53:25,544 --> 00:53:27,486
- Hello?
- Hi...
831
00:53:27,564 --> 00:53:30,849
- Ahn-ahn. I still can't get over this your outfit...
- Oh wow
832
00:53:31,070 --> 00:53:34,159
- So what's up, how did it go?
- It went well..
833
00:53:35,436 --> 00:53:38,044
Just went well, no kissing nothing?
834
00:53:38,109 --> 00:53:42,086
I don't understand, why would I go and be kissing and... uh-huh...
835
00:53:42,555 --> 00:53:44,146
I should have just slept with him...
836
00:53:44,471 --> 00:53:48,499
Ahn-ahn but you like this guy. Why are you making things difficult---
837
00:53:48,864 --> 00:53:50,754
- Where is Tolu
- She is not yet back
838
00:53:51,774 --> 00:53:53,206
- She not back?
- No...
839
00:53:53,350 --> 00:53:56,660
- I thought she said she was going to spend barely thirty minutes
- Well
840
00:53:56,766 --> 00:53:59,489
Since she could not stand the guy...
841
00:53:59,855 --> 00:54:03,308
(Chuckles) I don't know that--- Oh that's them.
842
00:54:03,882 --> 00:54:04,768
Are you sure, check...
843
00:54:06,958 --> 00:54:11,780
(chuckles) (Indistinct conversation)
844
00:54:12,054 --> 00:54:13,734
- You enjoyed it though...
- It was nice...
845
00:54:13,918 --> 00:54:17,150
- Okay. I can't believe here we are..
- Here we are...
846
00:54:17,853 --> 00:54:21,869
So... so did I make up for my promise
of us having a good time tonight?
847
00:54:22,143 --> 00:54:23,173
Actually yeah...
848
00:54:23,368 --> 00:54:25,583
- I did enjoy hanging out with you...
- Wow.
849
00:54:25,740 --> 00:54:29,468
- (Chuckles)
- and I was so worried I was gonna bore you
850
00:54:29,808 --> 00:54:31,282
- Very funny...
- I was so worried...
851
00:54:31,387 --> 00:54:33,968
- No.. I enjoyed my time...
- Wow...
852
00:54:34,932 --> 00:54:38,620
- We do this sometimes again then?
- Yeah
853
00:54:38,751 --> 00:54:42,935
Like tomorrow...
With me , you'll enjoy it
854
00:54:44,491 --> 00:54:47,073
- Okay tomorrow...
- Alright...
855
00:54:47,218 --> 00:54:50,411
(Chuckles)
(Indistinct)
856
00:54:51,584 --> 00:54:54,569
- Do have a great night
- You too..
857
00:54:57,411 --> 00:54:59,131
- Hey, how did it go?
- Hi
858
00:54:59,364 --> 00:55:02,025
Hi... why are you guys acting weird...
859
00:55:02,117 --> 00:55:03,225
How did it go?
860
00:55:03,368 --> 00:55:05,871
(chuckling)
861
00:55:06,300 --> 00:55:08,894
- Welcome...
- Thank you...
862
00:55:09,259 --> 00:55:10,784
How did it go?
863
00:55:11,410 --> 00:55:12,335
It was nice...
864
00:55:12,883 --> 00:55:15,218
- Just nice?
- It was very nice, actually it was sweet.
865
00:55:15,453 --> 00:55:17,486
Awn. (Chuckling)
866
00:55:17,603 --> 00:55:19,272
I can't wait to see him tomorrow...
867
00:55:19,532 --> 00:55:23,703
- (Roli and Ify) Tomorrow?
- We are having a second date.
868
00:55:24,223 --> 00:55:26,089
- Wow...
- Okay (Chuckling)
869
00:55:26,220 --> 00:55:28,214
- That's so sweet
- I know
870
00:55:28,292 --> 00:55:29,896
But just be careful o...
871
00:55:31,433 --> 00:55:33,845
You know both of you are not on the same level
872
00:55:34,561 --> 00:55:37,846
I'm sorry but I'm just telling you the truth...
873
00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:42,238
He's like High up there...
And you, you are like ground level...
874
00:55:42,407 --> 00:55:47,634
Ah, you know sometimes you just get carried away and you now think that both of you are on the same level..
875
00:55:47,778 --> 00:55:51,206
Meanwhile you are like this... (chuckling...)
876
00:55:52,274 --> 00:55:55,429
Yes I will not get carried away to think we on a---
877
00:55:55,496 --> 00:55:59,429
- But he actually likes me so...
- That's my dress...
878
00:55:59,574 --> 00:56:02,021
So good on you, ahn-ahn
879
00:56:02,102 --> 00:56:04,327
- No wonder you are looking like a baby girl today...
- (chuckles)
880
00:56:04,382 --> 00:56:06,516
- So good... I'm so happy...
- Yeah...
881
00:56:06,799 --> 00:56:11,637
I thought it was the brown wig I gave to you, you didn't even tell me you were changing to my black...
882
00:56:11,748 --> 00:56:14,787
- Speaking of the brown . Can I borrow it please?
- No it's not available...
883
00:56:15,941 --> 00:56:19,141
Tolu not time tell me before you take that purse please ...
884
00:56:19,231 --> 00:56:22,426
- Argh, but this is not your own o. I bought it.
- Yeah
885
00:56:22,616 --> 00:56:24,258
- You bought it?
- Yes...
886
00:56:24,526 --> 00:56:27,520
- Or I bought it for you?
- No, I bought I it with my money...
887
00:56:28,125 --> 00:56:29,822
- Eh-hen?
- Umm..
888
00:56:29,903 --> 00:56:33,838
- Then I'm happy for you...
- (chuckles) Thank you... Thank you...
889
00:56:33,996 --> 00:56:36,632
- Is there food? I mean...
- I don't understand.
890
00:56:36,978 --> 00:56:38,609
Where they took you to, they didn't buy you food...
891
00:56:47,122 --> 00:56:47,993
Hello?
892
00:57:01,393 --> 00:57:03,002
So how are you?
893
00:57:04,655 --> 00:57:06,220
As you can see , I am fine...
894
00:57:07,091 --> 00:57:09,091
I'm very busy with my work...
895
00:57:09,508 --> 00:57:11,967
(Chuckles) Yeah, I can see that...
896
00:57:12,290 --> 00:57:16,725
- I just thought maybe I could take you out to lunch..
- Argh, do I look hungry?
897
00:57:17,846 --> 00:57:21,947
- Did I tell you that I've not eaten? Argh!
- (Sigh)
898
00:57:22,672 --> 00:57:24,114
Okay erm...
899
00:57:24,487 --> 00:57:27,402
Is there anything that I can do for
you, is there anything you need?
900
00:57:27,470 --> 00:57:30,686
Do I look needy to you? I'm not needy..
901
00:57:31,413 --> 00:57:34,017
I don't need anything...
902
00:57:34,727 --> 00:57:37,029
Roli, I'm just trying to be nice...
903
00:57:39,928 --> 00:57:41,002
I really like you...
904
00:57:42,632 --> 00:57:45,961
And I've been trying everything to get your attention but...
905
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:51,395
- (Sighs) See...
906
00:57:53,819 --> 00:57:55,305
I just feel like...
907
00:57:55,987 --> 00:57:59,405
If you give this a chance we can really...
908
00:58:03,738 --> 00:58:04,866
Roli...
909
00:58:09,424 --> 00:58:11,022
Did you hear anything I said?
910
00:58:12,854 --> 00:58:14,017
Are you done?
911
00:58:19,740 --> 00:58:21,338
You don't have any more lines?
912
00:58:25,479 --> 00:58:30,110
I don't understand how a full grown man like you..
913
00:58:31,361 --> 00:58:36,544
...Would leave his office, on a beautiful glorious day like this...
914
00:58:36,634 --> 00:58:40,533
In this hot afternoon...
You left your work!
915
00:58:40,817 --> 00:58:44,057
Your own office and you came to my own working place...
916
00:58:44,448 --> 00:58:47,464
And you saw me working, working for my hard earned money...
917
00:58:47,578 --> 00:58:52,017
And then you come to ask me... If I'm hungry, If I need--- Do I look needy?
918
00:58:52,632 --> 00:58:55,615
Do I look hungry? Don't I look well fed enough?
919
00:58:56,096 --> 00:59:00,196
I'm asking you?
Argh, Does it even make sense to you...
920
00:59:00,636 --> 00:59:03,172
If you were me, will you listen to yourself?
921
00:59:04,322 --> 00:59:06,561
No, if you were me, will you listen to yourself?
922
00:59:06,651 --> 00:59:08,706
Your mates are... Afternoon. Afternoon
923
00:59:08,896 --> 00:59:10,248
Hot afternoon!
924
00:59:10,781 --> 00:59:13,935
You are coming to tell me " I think you're hungry, I think you want to eat
925
00:59:14,014 --> 00:59:18,427
Did I tell you that I'm hungry?
Is not, it doesn't make any sense...
926
00:59:18,963 --> 00:59:22,170
At least if you want to toast woman, you leave for weekend!
927
00:59:22,438 --> 00:59:25,615
You do that during the--- during the week,people work.
928
00:59:25,682 --> 00:59:29,770
Responsible men work!
They work, build an empire!
929
00:59:30,609 --> 00:59:33,569
Don't argh! All the way from the Island to here...
930
00:59:34,059 --> 00:59:35,456
Afternoon, argh!
931
00:59:35,963 --> 00:59:37,807
Be useful, okay?
932
00:59:38,063 --> 00:59:41,561
See the way I'm working, now take yourself back to your office.
933
00:59:41,806 --> 00:59:43,884
And be useful, ahn-ahn...
934
00:59:44,365 --> 00:59:48,681
This is afternoon time, you don't do rubbish in the afternoon...
935
00:59:49,732 --> 00:59:53,195
(Hisses) I'm not hungry, if you are hungry , go and eat and go back to work.
936
00:59:53,610 --> 00:59:57,510
Argh, How do you feel, you come in the afternoon; "Hi, Hello.. I just--"
937
00:59:57,588 --> 00:59:59,208
I don't need your help.
938
01:00:02,758 --> 01:00:05,517
- I see that you're very...
- Everything about you is bad timing!
939
01:00:05,663 --> 01:00:08,523
Go back to your work!
Ahn-ahn!
940
01:00:10,612 --> 01:00:11,707
Don't you have sense?
941
01:00:17,095 --> 01:00:21,385
I didn't even say anything bad o.
I just said afternoon time, work.
942
01:00:21,789 --> 01:00:24,385
People work morning to night...
943
01:00:25,044 --> 01:00:29,659
Come and tell me you like me and I'm calculating my land...
944
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:37,547
So I transferred two hundred thousand to the cream maker for the cocoa butter type
945
01:00:37,804 --> 01:00:41,033
And guess what, I already have over a hundred down lines on my Instagram...
946
01:00:41,234 --> 01:00:42,775
Waiting to sell my product
947
01:00:42,842 --> 01:00:47,065
(chuckles) I mean, it's unbelievable
948
01:00:47,747 --> 01:00:51,244
- Well what can I say
- Who would have thought?
949
01:00:51,903 --> 01:00:55,255
That my slay queen Ify-- I mean the dumbest of all...
950
01:00:55,523 --> 01:00:59,750
- I never knew that there was some sense in that dumb head of yours...
- Well it's all thanks---
951
01:00:59,883 --> 01:01:02,409
- I'm proud of you...
- It's all thanks to you my Kashoggi.
952
01:01:02,457 --> 01:01:05,180
That's what you want to hear right? There you go
953
01:01:05,418 --> 01:01:09,306
- Hey girl...
- Hi...
954
01:01:09,418 --> 01:01:10,535
(Chuckles)
955
01:01:10,892 --> 01:01:12,583
- Hi..
- Okay...
956
01:01:12,796 --> 01:01:16,438
- What?
- Mrs lover, you finally found your way back...
957
01:01:16,595 --> 01:01:19,152
- Yes I did..
- Because since we found boyfriend for her...
958
01:01:19,220 --> 01:01:22,493
- She didn't remember... So...
- (Chuckles)
959
01:01:22,716 --> 01:01:24,225
You turned yourself to NEPA
960
01:01:24,341 --> 01:01:27,458
- Three days off, One day on...
- Can you blame me?
961
01:01:27,670 --> 01:01:32,898
I missed him whilst he was in Dubai now...
And guess what he bought for me?
962
01:01:34,212 --> 01:01:36,836
- Pure gold. Pure...
- Oh look at that, this is nice...
963
01:01:37,187 --> 01:01:39,042
- Gold...
- Give me one, give me one...
964
01:01:39,165 --> 01:01:40,908
- Wow!
- (Chuckles)
965
01:01:41,199 --> 01:01:44,918
- Roli look... This is so nice...
- It is stunning...
966
01:01:45,689 --> 01:01:48,274
- What?
- He's so amazing..
967
01:01:50,808 --> 01:01:54,939
- But this is not pure gold
- Yes, he bought it for her and she likes it...
968
01:01:54,968 --> 01:01:55,951
- But it is...
- there you go...
969
01:01:56,018 --> 01:01:59,638
The problem is because both
of you have never bought gold...
970
01:01:59,750 --> 01:02:03,772
You don't own gold , you only borrow mine so
you don't even know what gold looks like...
971
01:02:04,089 --> 01:02:07,530
-Because it's shiny you think it's gold...
- But he said it's gold...
972
01:02:07,954 --> 01:02:11,786
- (Sighs)
- I think we should invite him over for dinner...
973
01:02:11,976 --> 01:02:12,993
- What?
- Why?
974
01:02:13,098 --> 01:02:15,075
- No
- Yes...
975
01:02:15,310 --> 01:02:21,343
I mean appreciate him for tur--
I mean not like he turned your life around, I did but...
976
01:02:21,790 --> 01:02:24,594
He's added a bit of spice , you know...
Let's just appreciate him...
977
01:02:24,922 --> 01:02:29,347
- I mean I'll take care of the dinner as usual...
- See exc-- shouldn't that be her decision?
978
01:02:30,026 --> 01:02:33,569
No. I introduced the both of them So...
979
01:02:33,993 --> 01:02:36,119
I decide...
(chuckles)
980
01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:42,197
So yes, we are inviting him over for dinner this week...
Okay?
981
01:02:46,615 --> 01:02:49,206
- I'm so happy for her...
- So yeah, erm...
982
01:02:49,446 --> 01:02:51,869
- Are you not happy for her?
- Liquid- Of course I'm happy for her, that's my girl right there.
983
01:02:52,026 --> 01:02:55,568
- Liquid soap ten gallons, face cream ; I think I want ten containers...
- (Hisses)
984
01:02:55,593 --> 01:02:57,597
Cream mix; I think I want ten gallons...
- This one you are making noise...
985
01:02:57,663 --> 01:03:01,975
...it's still my money that you are using to make
all this things that you are just talking anyhow...
986
01:03:05,786 --> 01:03:07,477
So how long have you
been in the business for?
987
01:03:07,667 --> 01:03:10,549
- It's pretty much all my life, my father was doing it...
- Okay..
988
01:03:10,606 --> 01:03:12,616
So I learnt the ropes from him while growing up.
989
01:03:12,907 --> 01:03:16,079
- ( indistinct)
- Hi Nelson...
990
01:03:16,862 --> 01:03:19,346
- Hi Roli...
- (giggles) hope you enjoyed dinner?
991
01:03:19,525 --> 01:03:21,715
- Sure I did , thank you...
992
01:03:22,027 --> 01:03:25,244
- Tolu made it specially for you (Chuckling)
- Oh..
993
01:03:25,413 --> 01:03:27,881
- She did actually
- Thank you
994
01:03:28,004 --> 01:03:30,757
- Thank you darling...
- You're welcome...
995
01:03:30,958 --> 01:03:35,606
- Ahn-ahn. God is so good...
- Yes He is...
996
01:03:35,751 --> 01:03:36,879
Why do you say that?
997
01:03:37,183 --> 01:03:42,427
I mean two years ago; if Tolu makes soup for you, (hisses)...
998
01:03:42,877 --> 01:03:45,089
You wont be able to taste it talk more of eating it..
999
01:03:45,298 --> 01:03:49,688
- It was that bad... (chuckling)
- Really
1000
01:03:50,017 --> 01:03:55,592
Tolu could not cook to save her life...
Sorry you need water...
1001
01:03:57,451 --> 01:04:01,920
- Yes you helped me, thank you.
- Yeah you remember, even noodles...
1002
01:04:02,180 --> 01:04:08,035
- Noodles, it was bad but look at God
- Well in that case Roli,
1003
01:04:08,445 --> 01:04:12,482
- Thank you for making my baby perfect for me
- Awn I mean...
1004
01:04:12,806 --> 01:04:16,560
- Why am I here if not to help her...
- Ah come on...
1005
01:04:16,683 --> 01:04:18,950
- I even thought her how to use the cutlery
- Oh really...
1006
01:04:18,995 --> 01:04:20,939
Yeah ah, You know Tolu is an Ibadan girl...
1007
01:04:21,189 --> 01:04:24,519
(Chuckling) She likes amala and gbegiri---
1008
01:04:27,904 --> 01:04:29,435
It even became an attitude...
1009
01:04:29,540 --> 01:04:33,650
Sometimes when we are eating here, she'll
even drop the spoon that she manages to eat,
1010
01:04:33,695 --> 01:04:35,762
...and will use her hand to be eating rice... (chuckles)
1011
01:04:35,873 --> 01:04:40,018
I had to teach my baby how to use the cutlery and now she's so good at it...
1012
01:04:42,023 --> 01:04:43,263
- Awn...
1013
01:04:43,856 --> 01:04:45,520
- Do you love the wine?
- I love the wine...
1014
01:04:45,599 --> 01:04:49,899
- The dress on you look good
- (Ify Chuckling..) It does (Tolu) Thank you
1015
01:04:50,101 --> 01:04:52,033
Tolu...
1016
01:04:52,223 --> 01:04:55,173
- Is that a stain on my dress?
- (Ify) Jesus... (Nelson) Oh mine, sorry...
1017
01:04:57,009 --> 01:04:59,332
- The stain is not that bad...
- No No No...
1018
01:04:59,545 --> 01:05:04,337
Ah (In Yoruba) Why do you behave like this,
you should be careful with borrowed items...
1019
01:05:07,233 --> 01:05:07,903
It is good...
1020
01:05:07,959 --> 01:05:11,043
- Please make sure you wash it this night o...
- - Argh...
1021
01:05:13,450 --> 01:05:16,678
- It's alright baby...
- Thank you...
1022
01:05:20,448 --> 01:05:24,604
- To us..
- Yes... Cheers...
1023
01:05:27,848 --> 01:05:29,982
- Cheers
- Cheers Roli...
1024
01:05:30,094 --> 01:05:30,954
Cheers baby---
1025
01:05:33,490 --> 01:05:34,942
(Chuckles) That's how we play...
1026
01:05:40,398 --> 01:05:43,045
So that is why you invited him over abi...
To humiliate me?
1027
01:05:43,112 --> 01:05:45,145
That's why abi?
Thank you.
1028
01:05:46,770 --> 01:05:49,976
- But what did I do?
- What did you not do? What did you not do?
1029
01:05:50,524 --> 01:05:51,808
Saying you are this and that?
1030
01:05:51,853 --> 01:05:53,842
You did this for me, you did that for me...
1031
01:05:55,019 --> 01:05:57,298
- Eh?
- What I did is it bad?
1032
01:05:57,410 --> 01:06:00,516
Eh, is it what? It is worse than bad !
1033
01:06:00,889 --> 01:06:04,833
It is worse than bad.
How could you downgrade me in front of someone that loves me !
1034
01:06:05,787 --> 01:06:11,383
- What I said is it bad?
- Did I ask you to help me tell him about my life history?
-
1035
01:06:11,530 --> 01:06:12,825
Did I ask you?
1036
01:06:13,590 --> 01:06:15,946
But... Ifunaya you were there...
1037
01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:19,152
- I just wanted him to know her better...
- Thank you
1038
01:06:19,364 --> 01:06:22,213
Roli, I think that should be her job...
1039
01:06:23,476 --> 01:06:24,336
Argh...
1040
01:06:26,107 --> 01:06:28,688
- Where are you now going to?
- I want to give you space....
1041
01:06:28,889 --> 01:06:31,268
The space you need
1042
01:06:31,727 --> 01:06:34,207
- But Tolu It has not gotten to that...
- It has not gotten to what? Eh?
1043
01:06:35,179 --> 01:06:37,279
- Tolu where?
- Cousin assistant jesus
1044
01:06:41,765 --> 01:06:43,920
- Tolu..
- Just leave my front abeg...
1045
01:06:47,261 --> 01:06:50,925
I mean, she kind of made sense, I think you need space to think about this thing...
1046
01:06:51,104 --> 01:06:53,808
I am going out...
1047
01:06:56,628 --> 01:06:59,041
Wait,wait... Tolu...
1048
01:06:59,353 --> 01:07:01,465
If you talk to me...
1049
01:07:03,134 --> 01:07:07,156
- Tolu.. Tolu I did not say anything...
- You did not say anything?
1050
01:07:07,481 --> 01:07:10,696
You did not say anything abi ? Eat your house, eat it...
1051
01:07:11,344 --> 01:07:12,685
Assistant jesus.
1052
01:07:13,334 --> 01:07:17,620
Okay erm, I’m going out to dinner... I--- Just---
1053
01:07:18,067 --> 01:07:20,271
I don't know, I'll be back before midnight okay...
1054
01:07:20,417 --> 01:07:22,965
- Just think this through...
- Wait-- ahn-ahn...
1055
01:07:25,031 --> 01:07:27,791
You too?
- I need to go, I'll be back before midnight. Don't worry about me...
1056
01:07:27,843 --> 01:07:31,198
You can go, go! Because I'm begging you people...
1057
01:07:31,522 --> 01:07:35,914
Go, You people should go!
Let me even enjoy my house by myself...
1058
01:07:40,389 --> 01:07:43,350
I'm not a bad person...
They are ingrates...
1059
01:07:43,997 --> 01:07:47,203
They are ungrateful people, that's why they are like that...
1060
01:07:55,161 --> 01:07:58,748
- Dinner was nice, we should do it again... (giggles)
- I know...
1061
01:07:59,197 --> 01:08:04,381
Dinner was nice or you mean Iya-Risi's amala was the bomb...
Which of them?
1062
01:08:05,010 --> 01:08:05,965
Who's that one?
1063
01:08:06,021 --> 01:08:09,104
- Are you expecting anyone?
- No I should be asking you, you are the one that's...
1064
01:08:09,508 --> 01:08:11,519
...Always carrying people around...
1065
01:08:12,178 --> 01:08:14,133
- Hi...
- Hey...
1066
01:08:14,301 --> 01:08:16,445
- Your guest
- I was calling you...
1067
01:08:16,923 --> 01:08:23,821
- Are you following me around?
- No, I was just on my way to see you...
1068
01:08:24,151 --> 01:08:28,129
- You were just coming to see me,
Did you inform me that you were coming to see me?
1069
01:08:29,101 --> 01:08:32,084
How can you just be coming to see me without informing me?
1070
01:08:33,009 --> 01:08:37,739
Look Collins we've had this conversation,
I don't have time for things like this...
1071
01:08:37,932 --> 01:08:41,573
I'm not interested, I'm not ready for...
I'm not cut out for things like this...
1072
01:08:41,821 --> 01:08:44,793
I'm too busy for this, There are other single girls in town...
1073
01:08:45,121 --> 01:08:47,511
Go and look for your type, please...
1074
01:08:49,031 --> 01:08:52,685
You see this one? Ify here is single, so perhaps...
1075
01:08:53,433 --> 01:08:55,369
You can take her... I don't care.
1076
01:08:55,529 --> 01:09:00,243
- I don't have time for all this rubbish...
- Roli...
1077
01:09:03,741 --> 01:09:08,114
- See, erm... I really apologise on her behalf...
- It's fine
1078
01:09:08,263 --> 01:09:12,643
- we kinda had a long night so..
- It's-- I understand...
1079
01:09:12,812 --> 01:09:18,585
Right. Yeah. You, I don't know...
Do you want to grab a drink?
1080
01:09:19,671 --> 01:09:22,280
- Yeah, I'd love to do that..
- You'd love to?
1081
01:09:22,358 --> 01:09:26,877
- Yeah.
- Okay so yeah, that will help ease the tension...
1082
01:09:27,254 --> 01:09:29,801
Erm... I'm still dressed, let's...
1083
01:09:31,103 --> 01:09:33,785
- I'm sorry
- Yeah sure.
1084
01:09:37,188 --> 01:09:39,634
Roli can you get the gate?
1085
01:09:48,102 --> 01:09:49,689
Finally!
1086
01:09:52,027 --> 01:09:53,871
I'm sorry...
1087
01:09:55,195 --> 01:09:57,094
I'm sorry Tolu...
1088
01:09:59,411 --> 01:10:01,020
I won't do it again...
1089
01:10:02,226 --> 01:10:03,365
Is there food in the house?
1090
01:10:03,955 --> 01:10:10,624
(Laughs)
Just say you miss my cooking that's why you came back
1091
01:10:10,897 --> 01:10:13,199
- (Hisses)
- When you are ready...
1092
01:10:13,795 --> 01:10:16,834
Enter the kitchen and go and cook...
You see me, I’m eating fruit...
1093
01:10:17,488 --> 01:10:18,717
Then you are not forgiven
1094
01:10:21,313 --> 01:10:24,905
- In fact, I think you should drag my bag upstairs.
- I'll drag it.
1095
01:10:24,965 --> 01:10:27,736
- Thank you
- As long as you forgive me...
1096
01:10:28,101 --> 01:10:31,006
Please whatever you are cooking, cook for two o
1097
01:11:41,026 --> 01:11:42,668
(In Pidgin) Can you hear me now?
1098
01:11:48,040 --> 01:11:51,446
Come by 5 pm, My Cousin should be back then...
1099
01:11:52,590 --> 01:11:53,383
Yes
1100
01:11:56,120 --> 01:11:57,594
Please don't forget...
1101
01:11:58,223 --> 01:12:01,453
- I'm late
- Eh-hen... Tolu...
1102
01:12:01,499 --> 01:12:04,634
- Hum?
- The carpenter will come and fix the door by 5 pm...
1103
01:12:04,713 --> 01:12:06,801
- I already told him that you will be back by 5 pm, so he'll be here...
1104
01:12:06,858 --> 01:12:09,036
Oh no, I'm not going to be around o..
1105
01:12:09,989 --> 01:12:10,715
Why?
1106
01:12:11,305 --> 01:12:14,981
I'm going to Nelson's place for the weekend after work...
1107
01:12:17,232 --> 01:12:20,950
You going to Nelson’s place after work...
You are spending the weekend there...
1108
01:12:21,709 --> 01:12:23,497
- I don't understand...
- Um-hmm
1109
01:12:23,848 --> 01:12:26,562
- So we shouldn’t fix the door.
- I'm not saying you shouldn't fix your door o
1110
01:12:26,617 --> 01:12:28,812
- I'm just saying that, I won't be available...
1111
01:12:29,212 --> 01:12:31,535
Ah, I don't understand.
1112
01:12:32,571 --> 01:12:36,775
A simple sacrifice to fix the door of my house...
1113
01:12:36,897 --> 01:12:38,255
You are telling me you won't be available...
1114
01:12:38,455 --> 01:12:41,930
- Is anything wrong with Nelson. Is he ill?
- No he's not.
1115
01:12:42,550 --> 01:12:45,969
He is ill? So why can't you sacrifice and fix the door?
1116
01:12:46,259 --> 01:12:50,850
Because even this Nelson, I introduced you to Nelson...
In fact I gave Nelson to you...
1117
01:12:51,007 --> 01:12:53,640
If I didn't give you Nelson, you'd have been home at that time...
1118
01:12:53,887 --> 01:12:56,845
watching telemundo or
eating my food as usual...
1119
01:12:56,903 --> 01:12:59,491
How will I ever forget.
Thank you for reminding me...
1120
01:12:59,552 --> 01:13:04,403
Of course I have to remind you because your brain is not functioning...
1121
01:13:04,678 --> 01:13:09,820
I need to remind you to know that one good turn in life deserves another.
1122
01:13:09,845 --> 01:13:12,300
Okay fine! Fine...
1123
01:13:13,071 --> 01:13:14,948
- Create time
- Yes.
1124
01:13:15,984 --> 01:13:20,095
- I'm not going to be available today.Can he come back on Monday?
- Ah.
1125
01:13:20,255 --> 01:13:23,462
Tolu, Tolu,(In Yoruba) you are an ingrate.
1126
01:13:23,651 --> 01:13:28,266
You are ungrateful.
After all that I have done for you in this life...
1127
01:13:28,839 --> 01:13:32,138
After all I have made you to be in this life...
1128
01:13:32,326 --> 01:13:35,130
One single favour, sacrifice. For the house that I am housing you in...
1129
01:13:37,509 --> 01:13:41,419
That you are squatting inside...
That after your escapade with Nelson...
1130
01:13:41,486 --> 01:13:46,103
- Useless escapade, you will come back to my house
- Hen-Hen! Don't ever in your life!
1131
01:13:46,274 --> 01:13:50,505
- Ever ! Call what I share with Nelson stupid! Ahn-ahn
- What's going on?
1132
01:13:50,555 --> 01:13:52,924
Ask your stupid friend!
1133
01:13:53,774 --> 01:13:55,998
Rubbish! Are you the only one that owns a house?
What's all this?
1134
01:13:56,357 --> 01:14:01,273
Ahn-ahn... You will be homeless...
Tolu me stupid?
1135
01:14:01,723 --> 01:14:05,467
Me stupid? You are stupid,
you are the one that is crazy...
1136
01:14:05,683 --> 01:14:09,448
You are a useless, ungrateful,
useless thing!
1137
01:14:09,853 --> 01:14:12,448
(In Yoruba) Such an Ingrate!
Leave me alone ! What?
1138
01:14:12,536 --> 01:14:15,449
- What happened?
- What didn't happen, it's not your business!
1139
01:14:15,791 --> 01:14:18,841
It's none of your business... All of you are the same thing !
1140
01:14:19,353 --> 01:14:21,503
(In Yoruba) Paupers!
1141
01:14:21,989 --> 01:14:24,355
Make sure you are back by 6 o clock, the carpenter is coming to fix the door...
1142
01:14:24,442 --> 01:14:26,366
Oh no I can't be back, I have a meeting...
1143
01:14:26,577 --> 01:14:27,703
I don't understand?
1144
01:14:27,911 --> 01:14:31,133
- I have a meeting with one of my client
- Oh Waoh (chuckles)
1145
01:14:31,397 --> 01:14:34,212
You too you are busy, you have a meeting with your client...
1146
01:14:34,546 --> 01:14:38,050
So now, all of you are busy...
1147
01:14:38,258 --> 01:14:41,776
I made things happen for you people and then
you are too busy to do something for me...
1148
01:14:41,841 --> 01:14:44,141
A simple favour that I've asked you...
1149
01:14:44,345 --> 01:14:47,762
you are not fixing the door o, you are not paying.
Just wait.
1150
01:14:48,252 --> 01:14:52,592
Wait and watch let the carpenter fix the door and go.
But no...
1151
01:14:52,712 --> 01:14:54,729
- You are too busy
- but Roli listen, you---
1152
01:14:54,865 --> 01:14:56,984
No.no.no! There's no buts.
There's no buts.
1153
01:14:57,123 --> 01:14:59,156
Me I already know that you people are ungrateful...
1154
01:14:59,261 --> 01:15:00,259
You want to frustrate me.
1155
01:15:00,329 --> 01:15:02,833
I know that you can not appreciate every thing that I've done for you in this life...
1156
01:15:03,015 --> 01:15:05,634
So it's okay, continue.
Just be going.
1157
01:15:06,150 --> 01:15:07,355
Be going!
1158
01:15:11,494 --> 01:15:12,901
And you're going...
1159
01:15:13,210 --> 01:15:15,415
I said be going, and you are going...
1160
01:15:15,787 --> 01:15:17,680
And it's my hair that she's wearing...
1161
01:15:17,930 --> 01:15:21,345
Useless thing!
(In Yoruba) What an Ingrate!
1162
01:15:21,619 --> 01:15:25,029
(Yells)
(In Yoruba) Paupers. Useless people...
1163
01:15:25,274 --> 01:15:27,619
I told you, you know how she can be....
1164
01:15:32,627 --> 01:15:34,082
Tolu...
1165
01:15:35,817 --> 01:15:37,131
Men, I don't know... This...
1166
01:15:37,717 --> 01:15:39,066
Anger doesn't solve anything.
1167
01:15:39,136 --> 01:15:41,075
See I don't even know what to say again...
I’m just blabbing...
1168
01:15:41,235 --> 01:15:43,159
Babe just calm down.
1169
01:15:43,539 --> 01:15:44,743
What is going on...
1170
01:15:45,085 --> 01:15:46,383
I don't know o...
I have been talking to her.
1171
01:15:46,430 --> 01:15:48,151
She said she is leaving. I have been trying to beg her...
1172
01:15:48,458 --> 01:15:50,337
Hanhan.. I don't understand, Leave to where?
1173
01:15:50,431 --> 01:15:51,807
I'm going to Nelson’s place
1174
01:15:52,068 --> 01:15:52,631
Hanhan,
1175
01:15:53,234 --> 01:15:55,855
Tolu is it because of the small argument
that me and you had this morning?
1176
01:15:55,910 --> 01:15:57,480
Did you call it small?
1177
01:15:57,675 --> 01:15:58,583
Small?
1178
01:16:00,754 --> 01:16:03,632
Tolu what happened?
I mean that's what happens between sister...
1179
01:16:03,976 --> 01:16:06,619
They just have a small argument and they make up...
1180
01:16:07,628 --> 01:16:10,381
Maybe it's not a big deal for you...
For me, it is a big deal...
1181
01:16:10,683 --> 01:16:13,777
calling what I cherish the most in this
whole wide world a useless thing...
1182
01:16:13,926 --> 01:16:15,154
It is a big deal for me
1183
01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:18,277
- Where's this guy? Oga where are you?
- Okay...
1184
01:16:19,130 --> 01:16:23,688
Tolu you cherish something else or somebody else
much more than the bond that both of us share?
1185
01:16:24,079 --> 01:16:26,050
- The friendship, the sisterhood
- Eh?
1186
01:16:26,111 --> 01:16:29,246
- After everything I’ve done for you in the last decades.
- Eh?
1187
01:16:29,653 --> 01:16:33,297
- Ahn-ahn.
- (In Yoruba) To hell with the decade and sisterhood.
1188
01:16:33,360 --> 01:16:36,763
What did you call it? Bond?
(In Yoruba) No, it's bonding clue...
1189
01:16:38,640 --> 01:16:41,289
(Ify) Tolu wait.
(Roli) why are you begging her
(Tolu) Go and eat everything
1190
01:16:41,620 --> 01:16:44,516
-(Roli) Go! Shebi it's man
-(Tolu) I will go. Continue misbehaving...
- (Ify) Tolu!
1191
01:16:44,672 --> 01:16:47,217
-(Roli) Go, man that I gave you
-(Tolu) (in Yoruba) Ill mannered thing...
- (Ify) Tolu wait
1192
01:16:47,541 --> 01:16:52,535
- Roli
- She's now leaving to go meet a man (In Yoruba) is that not bad behaviour
1193
01:16:53,851 --> 01:16:57,574
By the time she goes round and she see that there's nobody...
1194
01:16:57,836 --> 01:17:02,114
Nobody in this life that can do what have done for her.
Nobody in this life...
1195
01:17:02,551 --> 01:17:07,101
Me I'm the only one tat's her small god...
In fact I'm the reason she's who she is...
1196
01:17:07,418 --> 01:17:09,115
She will come back.
You're going to be here...
1197
01:17:09,171 --> 01:17:11,769
She will come back with her knees
and be crying and be begging me...
1198
01:17:12,027 --> 01:17:14,797
And I know that you will join
and beg me and I will not hear.
1199
01:17:15,784 --> 01:17:18,002
- Yes I will not hear.
- Listen, I’m going to tell you the truth..
1200
01:17:18,085 --> 01:17:21,301
I don’t like this .
I do not like this at all
1201
01:17:22,281 --> 01:17:25,028
Don’t bother yourself. Let's eat chicken.
I bought chicken
1202
01:17:25,186 --> 01:17:27,978
No o Ah.
If it's that one, I'm not available o...
1203
01:17:28,921 --> 01:17:29,927
Why?
1204
01:17:29,995 --> 01:17:32,660
(Chuckles) I'm staying out, don't worry about it
1205
01:17:32,716 --> 01:17:36,738
Ify this is the third time you are
staying out the night this week.
1206
01:17:37,173 --> 01:17:38,032
What's going on?
1207
01:17:38,278 --> 01:17:41,688
Don’t worry. In due time I'll tell you Okay?
1208
01:17:41,746 --> 01:17:43,983
My Uber guy will soon be here,
that's even if he's not outside.
1209
01:17:44,163 --> 01:17:45,020
I'm seeing headlights...
1210
01:17:45,154 --> 01:17:48,562
And you now wore that hair that I
warned you not to be wearing every time...
1211
01:17:48,783 --> 01:17:51,688
You see yourself, you see yourself...
1212
01:17:53,633 --> 01:17:56,715
Shior
I'll eat my chicken by myself, it's my money...
1213
01:17:56,981 --> 01:18:00,194
II did not come to this life for
you people, it's even good, go.
1214
01:18:00,619 --> 01:18:01,646
(In Yoruba) Thieves...
1215
01:18:08,084 --> 01:18:08,810
(Knocking)
1216
01:18:18,186 --> 01:18:20,377
- Hello...
- Finally...
1217
01:18:20,527 --> 01:18:23,517
- (Chuckling)
- You finally decided to came back abi?
1218
01:18:23,806 --> 01:18:26,945
Eh. Is that how to do things?
I was really worried I mean.
1219
01:18:27,324 --> 01:18:30,218
- Thank God for instagram pictures...
- Hi Rolics
1220
01:18:30,309 --> 01:18:31,160
- ahn-ahn...
-(In Pidgin) how are you
1221
01:18:31,396 --> 01:18:33,160
- how are you?
- I’m good ...
1222
01:18:33,240 --> 01:18:34,770
- Good to see you
- good to see you too.
1223
01:18:34,892 --> 01:18:38,880
Out said you were going for a few days,
and then a few days turns to ahn-ahn.
1224
01:18:38,983 --> 01:18:44,095
Sorry it's the hustle, I literally had to
tour the entire east just to sell my market.
1225
01:18:44,402 --> 01:18:46,110
Ahn-ahn wait...
1226
01:18:46,472 --> 01:18:49,585
So this our small business that we started has turned into a conglomerate...
1227
01:18:49,728 --> 01:18:53,630
Sure is and it's all thanks to you my Kashoggi
(Chuckling)
1228
01:18:53,708 --> 01:18:55,429
I know... I know.. Ahn-ahn.
1229
01:18:55,820 --> 01:18:58,841
- And it's me and you started this business o.
- Well...
1230
01:18:58,886 --> 01:19:02,008
- It's that even financed everything ...
- Yes absolutely...
1231
01:19:02,146 --> 01:19:04,749
Awn, I'm happy..
Yeah meanwhile...
1232
01:19:04,820 --> 01:19:07,076
you credited me one million.
1233
01:19:07,350 --> 01:19:12,193
Yeah, yeah. It was the one million you used to
assist me when I was starting up my business...
1234
01:19:12,873 --> 01:19:14,683
I just felt it was ideal to return it.
1235
01:19:15,776 --> 01:19:20,098
I don't understand...
Is that how profitable this business is?
1236
01:19:20,322 --> 01:19:21,785
That you just started when?
1237
01:19:21,994 --> 01:19:25,514
I mean just yesterday and you
already made your capital back?
1238
01:19:25,958 --> 01:19:30,854
Well not really... I found someone who said he wanted to invest...
1239
01:19:30,977 --> 01:19:34,470
So he wanted us to expand the brand
you know, add you know weaves...
1240
01:19:34,816 --> 01:19:38,570
- (Chuckling)
- Shoes and probably some organic whatever. So yeah
1241
01:19:39,127 --> 01:19:42,020
(Chuckling) I'm just, It feels like a dream.
1242
01:19:42,247 --> 01:19:45,328
- I mean, who would have thought?
- I know.
1243
01:19:45,370 --> 01:19:48,465
Like my dumb ass slay queen , ahn-ahn.
1244
01:19:48,860 --> 01:19:49,782
You even have an investor.
1245
01:19:49,807 --> 01:19:51,672
- I do
- see the way you are talking like a business person
1246
01:19:51,804 --> 01:19:55,402
- (Phone vibrates)
- I got an investor, I wanna expand, I want-- ahn-ahn...
1247
01:19:55,721 --> 01:20:00,299
- I'm super proud of you... I mean who is your investor
- Ah sorry, one second..
1248
01:20:00,367 --> 01:20:02,628
- (Phone vibrates) ehen it's ringing sorry...
1249
01:20:02,773 --> 01:20:04,394
Hello, Hello...
1250
01:20:05,773 --> 01:20:08,768
I'm sorry, I thought it was a flash.
I just saw---
1251
01:20:09,429 --> 01:20:11,686
I just felt it vibrate, I didn't see the number...
1252
01:20:12,293 --> 01:20:12,985
Hi, how are you?
1253
01:20:14,303 --> 01:20:15,901
Oh shoot! Okay.
1254
01:20:16,970 --> 01:20:17,797
Yes,yes.
1255
01:20:19,193 --> 01:20:24,141
You know what? Just stay right there.
Stay I'll meet you there now
1256
01:20:24,242 --> 01:20:26,622
Just stay please, five minutes tops...
1257
01:20:27,511 --> 01:20:29,957
Just chill I'll be there in five minutes...
1258
01:20:30,663 --> 01:20:32,137
Give or take yes.
1259
01:20:32,837 --> 01:20:34,867
- See I'll explain everything to you when I get back okay...
- I don't understand...
1260
01:20:34,964 --> 01:20:37,042
- Where are you going to
- My investor is calling me, I’ll continue-
1261
01:20:37,098 --> 01:20:38,373
Investor is call you..
1262
01:20:39,242 --> 01:20:42,904
(Laughing)
Hei! There nothing somebody won't see.
1263
01:20:43,455 --> 01:20:45,399
See Ify has investor...
1264
01:20:47,515 --> 01:20:50,569
At least God used me to turn her life around.
1265
01:20:51,752 --> 01:20:55,336
I wonder what's in this box.
I have to go and check...
1266
01:20:55,745 --> 01:20:57,990
I'm sure she borrowed my things to travel...
1267
01:21:10,002 --> 01:21:13,722
(Hisses)
(indistinct)
1268
01:21:26,330 --> 01:21:31,075
This ify,somebody will not even know
if this one is recent video or old video..
1269
01:21:31,510 --> 01:21:33,129
All these fake fake videos...
1270
01:21:35,337 --> 01:21:37,450
Who even took her to this kind of restaurant?
1271
01:21:42,990 --> 01:21:43,516
(Hisses)
1272
01:21:44,663 --> 01:21:45,847
Maybe it's old video...
1273
01:21:46,518 --> 01:21:48,115
She can not be enjoying like this now...
1274
01:21:56,859 --> 01:21:58,580
(Sighs)
1275
01:22:01,516 --> 01:22:03,482
(Hisses)
1276
01:22:18,713 --> 01:22:20,925
(Phone ringing)
1277
01:22:24,645 --> 01:22:26,186
This one too is not even picking up...
1278
01:22:32,136 --> 01:22:33,767
(Phone ringing)
1279
01:22:36,072 --> 01:22:36,999
(Phone ringing)
1280
01:22:37,845 --> 01:22:38,683
(Sighs)
1281
01:22:41,213 --> 01:22:41,884
(Hisses)
1282
01:22:56,888 --> 01:22:57,614
(Grunts)
1283
01:22:59,165 --> 01:23:04,270
- Hello... (Chuckling)
- No... Stop what's funny?
1284
01:23:04,402 --> 01:23:06,267
Where have you been, I have been worried...
1285
01:23:07,016 --> 01:23:08,535
(In Pidgin) Don't be angry, I traveled...
1286
01:23:08,686 --> 01:23:12,115
You traveled... You traveled for two whole weeks?
1287
01:23:12,542 --> 01:23:14,050
- You went to the village?
- Yes
1288
01:23:15,351 --> 01:23:17,024
Ifunanya you went to your village for two weeks?
1289
01:23:17,170 --> 01:23:20,954
Okay fine sorry...
I went to village then I went to cape Verde.
1290
01:23:21,131 --> 01:23:23,712
Hun (stutters) Cape what?
1291
01:23:24,113 --> 01:23:28,615
(Chuckling) That's the lie
they told you to tell me abi?
1292
01:23:28,898 --> 01:23:32,504
You have gone to join bad gang.
So they've taught you how to lie.
1293
01:23:33,014 --> 01:23:33,752
Eh?
1294
01:23:33,902 --> 01:23:36,125
Ifunaya where have you being for the two whole weeks..
1295
01:23:36,403 --> 01:23:40,512
Okay. Err, I think it's time for me to confess...
1296
01:23:40,734 --> 01:23:41,650
I’m listening.
1297
01:23:41,985 --> 01:23:44,876
- Are you sure you are ready?
- Talk joor, I'm listening...
1298
01:23:45,880 --> 01:23:50,003
I got engaged (Laughing)
1299
01:23:51,933 --> 01:23:53,552
- What?
- Is that a prank?
1300
01:23:53,719 --> 01:23:57,897
Of Course not, it's not a joke.
Come on I did get engaged, I'm serious.
1301
01:23:58,217 --> 01:23:59,849
Engaged? To who?
1302
01:24:00,228 --> 01:24:03,155
How? When? Where? I mean...
1303
01:24:03,634 --> 01:24:05,567
Are you even in a relationship?
1304
01:24:05,959 --> 01:24:08,741
So you started dating that
yahoo boy abi because of money?
1305
01:24:08,902 --> 01:24:11,053
Emeka or whatever his name is ?
1306
01:24:11,176 --> 01:24:13,071
- Which one do you want me to answer first
- All of the above...
1307
01:24:13,161 --> 01:24:14,088
Okay fine.
1308
01:24:15,735 --> 01:24:17,690
I got engaged over the weekend...
1309
01:24:17,996 --> 01:24:21,661
I didn't plan for the trip, it was surprise
trip and I didn't have time to call.
1310
01:24:22,606 --> 01:24:26,924
- And you just met this guy over the weekend
- No..
1311
01:24:27,014 --> 01:24:31,584
Listen it's not Emeka. It's not any yahoo boy
It's actually Mr. Anonymous from the states
1312
01:24:31,656 --> 01:24:33,595
Mr Anonymous from the States...
1313
01:24:33,762 --> 01:24:37,704
And I haven't heard about "Mr Anonymous
from the States" ... since forever.
1314
01:24:37,805 --> 01:24:40,072
- I have never seen his picture
- Yes
1315
01:24:40,135 --> 01:24:42,586
And I have never seen you having video calls with him..
1316
01:24:42,717 --> 01:24:47,962
Well yes but that's because he just got
back two months ago and then he went back...
1317
01:24:48,538 --> 01:24:52,248
Ifunaya two whole months, you've been seeing
a man in this house and I did not know...
1318
01:24:52,597 --> 01:24:54,127
Two whole months...
1319
01:24:54,951 --> 01:24:58,179
- (In Yoruba) The heart is deep.
- He just wanted it to be on a down low.
1320
01:24:58,616 --> 01:25:00,615
Oh you know me I'm a witch.
1321
01:25:00,890 --> 01:25:06,476
No! I'm the witch that is going to stand in the way of your relationship goals...
1322
01:25:06,538 --> 01:25:08,638
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
- No! Ah
1323
01:25:08,707 --> 01:25:12,030
As a witch, you know me I don't have man...
so maybe that's why you didn't tell me...
1324
01:25:12,125 --> 01:25:15,018
- Okay Roli, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
- Okay...
1325
01:25:15,310 --> 01:25:17,621
Now you are sorry after you are now engaged abi?
1326
01:25:17,845 --> 01:25:21,230
- No it's okay, all of you used me and dumped me so...
- Roli, Roli...
1327
01:25:21,285 --> 01:25:24,518
- Roli see, listen, listen...
You have every right to be upset.
1328
01:25:24,641 --> 01:25:27,526
If I were you, I'll do times two.
I'm sorry...
1329
01:25:27,571 --> 01:25:31,918
Listen, I just need you to do me a favour
- I'm not. No do not...
1330
01:25:32,320 --> 01:25:36,791
- Do not ask for my forgiveness...
- That's fine, eventually you will but... (Giggles)
1331
01:25:36,924 --> 01:25:39,840
But... Hold my hand. Come here...
1332
01:25:41,416 --> 01:25:45,527
I need you to promise me that you're going to be happy for me, no matter the circumstance
1333
01:25:47,276 --> 01:25:48,460
Kashoggi ?
1334
01:25:49,212 --> 01:25:50,028
Rolics ?
1335
01:25:50,106 --> 01:25:54,577
- You will not call me small god now?
- small god ? Big god, jumbo god, ever--
1336
01:25:54,651 --> 01:25:58,270
- Congratulation
- thank you mama
1337
01:25:58,458 --> 01:25:59,814
Thank you my love...
1338
01:26:00,003 --> 01:26:03,043
So when are we starting plans for the wedding...
1339
01:26:03,232 --> 01:26:06,494
- Me I’ll be in charge of catering, I’ll be charge of your
- Ahn-ahn no.
1340
01:26:06,928 --> 01:26:09,140
We haven't gotten to that part yet.
1341
01:26:09,271 --> 01:26:11,774
I mean he traveled, you know, he went back.
1342
01:26:12,424 --> 01:26:15,369
I don't understand...
He just engaged you and he traveled back.
1343
01:26:16,011 --> 01:26:18,502
- So I don't get to meet him?
- Obviously
1344
01:26:19,195 --> 01:26:19,983
Hmmm
1345
01:26:20,363 --> 01:26:24,687
- I mean I'm happy for you, I'm not judging you...
- Right...
1346
01:26:24,754 --> 01:26:28,841
- I'm super excited as the mother of the bride to be...
- But...
1347
01:26:29,020 --> 01:26:32,660
- But, this one that he just engaged you--
- Roli there's nothing...
1348
01:26:32,773 --> 01:26:35,520
He had to go back to work, that's it.
1349
01:26:35,939 --> 01:26:39,938
Can I my hug now, the big one I wanted from the very beginning...
1350
01:26:40,677 --> 01:26:45,796
- The one I give you when I buy you something
- you are going to talk about it right, wow...
1351
01:26:46,180 --> 01:26:51,636
- Oya come to mama, umm...
- (Chuckling) God in heaven.
1352
01:26:51,772 --> 01:26:53,886
Don't worry, I’ll sponsor your wedding...
1353
01:26:54,031 --> 01:26:57,394
- just one transaction
- I don't think that will be necessary
1354
01:26:57,495 --> 01:26:59,924
- But it's okay, I like this new weave
- look at this--
1355
01:27:00,036 --> 01:27:05,673
- Don't beg me , I won't borrow you. No...
- Give me this your---
1356
01:27:16,909 --> 01:27:18,786
Ahn-ahn hei!
1357
01:27:19,363 --> 01:27:21,452
Cash money madam!
1358
01:27:21,753 --> 01:27:24,634
Ahn-ahn, see my girl o
1359
01:27:24,794 --> 01:27:27,196
Business that you just started
yesterday,see the way you are just...
1360
01:27:27,354 --> 01:27:31,567
- ...Cashing out, counting in bundles...
- You've made me lose count now (giggles)
1361
01:27:31,766 --> 01:27:34,328
- is good..
- You are the reason girl....
1362
01:27:34,440 --> 01:27:37,872
(In Pidgin) I mean , you are my small god...
After you na you
1363
01:27:38,006 --> 01:27:39,290
My kashoggy...
1364
01:27:40,861 --> 01:27:42,632
Ehen there's something I want to talk to you about...
1365
01:27:42,747 --> 01:27:45,094
Umm what's that... Hope it's not about the wedding o
1366
01:27:45,363 --> 01:27:47,340
Because me I’m rooting for chief bride's maid...
1367
01:27:47,700 --> 01:27:49,767
Don't come and tell me one thing, one thing...
1368
01:27:49,992 --> 01:27:53,343
I mean, don’t go and come and give it
to that girl that left us because of man
1369
01:27:53,410 --> 01:27:54,293
Because I know you...
1370
01:27:54,455 --> 01:27:57,739
- It's not about the wedding
- You know I used to buy the most things for you...
1371
01:27:58,330 --> 01:28:00,978
Yeah. Don’t worry if it's that one, I've got you covered.
1372
01:28:01,113 --> 01:28:03,614
- But that's not what I wanted to talk to you about...
- (Indistinct)
1373
01:28:05,797 --> 01:28:08,679
I’ve got my own place and I'm moving out...
1374
01:28:10,026 --> 01:28:11,121
Umm?
1375
01:28:13,571 --> 01:28:14,119
But why?
1376
01:28:14,810 --> 01:28:16,466
- Did I offend you?
- No...
1377
01:28:16,633 --> 01:28:19,188
- So why
- Roli, why would you say that? No...
1378
01:28:19,233 --> 01:28:21,545
If anything you've being a very good friend to me.
1379
01:28:22,127 --> 01:28:25,245
You've clothe me, you've me, come on.
1380
01:28:25,368 --> 01:28:29,468
I mean what more can I ask for than for you to
give me your blessings now that I'm moving out?
1381
01:28:30,173 --> 01:28:31,100
Argh...
1382
01:28:31,520 --> 01:28:34,724
(Stutters)
1383
01:28:34,921 --> 01:28:38,006
I don't think it's... It's right...
1384
01:28:39,208 --> 01:28:42,436
- Shebi you are getting married soon..
- Oh I got the place before he proposed...
1385
01:28:42,589 --> 01:28:47,259
Oh... So you already had all your plans but you didn't involve me abi?
1386
01:28:47,569 --> 01:28:52,078
Roli, You've done too much for me, I mean like come on...
1387
01:28:52,290 --> 01:28:53,876
Just give me your blessings...
1388
01:28:55,023 --> 01:28:56,498
I don't remember complaining...
1389
01:28:59,074 --> 01:29:00,615
So where is the place?
1390
01:29:00,919 --> 01:29:03,421
Somewhere around erm... Igando
1391
01:29:03,698 --> 01:29:06,056
Ahn-ahn! Igando!
1392
01:29:06,521 --> 01:29:08,621
What did you misplace that
you are looking for in Igando?
1393
01:29:08,833 --> 01:29:12,498
- Ahn-ahn, look at your self...
- (Chuckling)
1394
01:29:12,599 --> 01:29:14,558
My agent couldn't find
somewhere around here...
1395
01:29:14,660 --> 01:29:16,607
So we decided to you know, go to that side...
1396
01:29:16,773 --> 01:29:19,755
No Ifunaya, you are using agent?
1397
01:29:20,218 --> 01:29:23,557
- ..When you have me, a real estate- Top notch...
- Roli...
1398
01:29:23,591 --> 01:29:26,209
- ...Real estate agent as your bestie--
- Roli, Roli...
1399
01:29:26,455 --> 01:29:29,441
That's-- see nothing has changed...
I just didn't want to involve you...
1400
01:29:29,588 --> 01:29:34,544
You have done enough,I can't lay
emphasis on that. Like come on...
1401
01:29:35,212 --> 01:29:37,033
You did not want to involve me...
1402
01:29:37,134 --> 01:29:39,547
- You didn't want to disturb me...
- Um-hmm
1403
01:29:39,765 --> 01:29:41,457
Okay, it's good...
1404
01:29:41,774 --> 01:29:44,210
But me I cannot come to Igando...
1405
01:29:44,578 --> 01:29:48,023
- That place ah, it's not for people like me...
- No worries
1406
01:29:48,202 --> 01:29:51,537
- You know my car is very low. Ehen...
- Yes I know...
1407
01:29:51,739 --> 01:29:54,789
And the road there is really bad... You know ..
1408
01:29:55,188 --> 01:29:58,258
- All that--- (In Yoruba) No, no..
- Which other job do I have?
1409
01:29:58,429 --> 01:30:02,496
Don't worry I'll come and see you... Every other
day, you'll be seeing at your door step, everyday...
1410
01:30:02,788 --> 01:30:05,444
I know you will miss me, (Chuckling)
you are the one that will miss me more...
1411
01:30:05,861 --> 01:30:07,599
You that will still come and be borrowing cloth
1412
01:30:07,931 --> 01:30:10,413
- ...You'll borrow hair.you'll borrow my shoe...
- That's exactly what---
1413
01:30:10,475 --> 01:30:14,162
Come and hug me jor, that's exactly what I’ll miss..
1414
01:30:14,864 --> 01:30:18,540
Don't worry, you can come and still
be borrowing hair and I'll buy it for you.
1415
01:30:18,880 --> 01:30:22,745
Wow, I don't even know what to say to you right now...
1416
01:30:30,565 --> 01:30:31,046
Tolu!
1417
01:30:31,951 --> 01:30:33,927
Tolu it's about to start, you'll not come now o...
1418
01:30:34,702 --> 01:30:37,149
I'll not rewind it for you o,
After you'll now say I should...
1419
01:30:39,960 --> 01:30:41,423
tolu!
1420
01:30:48,872 --> 01:30:50,570
(sucks teeth)
I miss my girls
1421
01:30:52,914 --> 01:30:54,333
Let me call her...
1422
01:31:02,640 --> 01:31:04,182
(Phone beeping)
1423
01:31:06,710 --> 01:31:07,950
Why is her number not going?
1424
01:31:12,715 --> 01:31:13,798
(Phone beeping)
1425
01:31:16,981 --> 01:31:17,650
(Sighs)
1426
01:31:21,392 --> 01:31:22,766
Let me call Collins...
1427
01:31:26,112 --> 01:31:26,413
Umm
1428
01:31:28,058 --> 01:31:29,945
I'll not call him.
He will think I'm cheap.
1429
01:31:32,071 --> 01:31:33,266
Let me call Tolu...
1430
01:31:38,228 --> 01:31:39,312
What?
1431
01:31:41,555 --> 01:31:43,331
Is this for real?
No no...
1432
01:31:46,357 --> 01:31:47,229
Let me call Ify...
1433
01:31:56,059 --> 01:31:57,991
(Phone ringing)
1434
01:31:58,199 --> 01:32:00,277
Ify pick up your phone...
1435
01:32:00,387 --> 01:32:02,164
(Phone ringing)
1436
01:32:06,526 --> 01:32:07,397
(sucks teeth)
1437
01:32:13,498 --> 01:32:17,924
Hello Ify, Ify I just sent you a picture now,
can you see what your friend did?
1438
01:32:18,143 --> 01:32:20,768
Can you see what your friend did, your
friend got engaged and she did not tell me...
1439
01:32:21,183 --> 01:32:24,819
She got engaged and she did not tell me...
Can you see, can you see now?
1440
01:32:25,133 --> 01:32:26,083
I'm calling you now, you will not pick up.
1441
01:32:26,192 --> 01:32:28,136
You will not pick up when
somebody needs to talk to you...
1442
01:32:28,364 --> 01:32:30,654
Immediately you get this message, call
me as soon as you get this message...
1443
01:32:30,768 --> 01:32:32,683
Call me as soon as you get this message...
1444
01:32:36,727 --> 01:32:39,419
(Chuckles)
1445
01:32:40,396 --> 01:32:41,458
Can you imagine?
1446
01:32:42,101 --> 01:32:43,207
Can you imagine?
1447
01:32:44,090 --> 01:32:44,470
Ah!
1448
01:32:45,041 --> 01:32:46,650
All these (In Yoruba) Paupers
1449
01:32:47,029 --> 01:32:48,556
They are very ungrateful people...
1450
01:32:48,657 --> 01:32:51,428
even this one that I'm telling, shebi she got engaged and didn't tell me...
1451
01:32:52,825 --> 01:32:55,417
(Sighs)
Tolu...
1452
01:33:03,722 --> 01:33:05,577
Oga I told you number 6.
1453
01:33:05,746 --> 01:33:08,392
Number 6, it's written boldly there...
1454
01:33:08,492 --> 01:33:12,004
Look around, just come down and stop disturbing me !
Ahn-ahn!
1455
01:33:12,660 --> 01:33:14,916
Ah!
Sarah!
1456
01:33:15,890 --> 01:33:18,046
- Sarah!!
- Yes ma.
1457
01:33:19,558 --> 01:33:21,870
So I have to call your name hundred times before you know you will come...
1458
01:33:21,895 --> 01:33:23,262
- Sorry ma.
- Eh?
1459
01:33:24,784 --> 01:33:25,511
Go back...
1460
01:33:26,722 --> 01:33:29,013
What are you wearing? Why do you look like an idiot?
1461
01:33:29,058 --> 01:33:32,273
Why did you dress like an idiot to work? Eh?
1462
01:33:32,954 --> 01:33:35,536
When I got you this top, is
this how I told you to combine it?
1463
01:33:35,905 --> 01:33:37,514
- No ma
- Eh?
1464
01:33:38,357 --> 01:33:40,691
Go downstairs , go and pick up something from the dispatch rider...
1465
01:33:40,781 --> 01:33:42,412
- Okay ma
- Ahn-ahn
1466
01:33:44,028 --> 01:33:45,626
You just like to be stupid.
1467
01:33:46,830 --> 01:33:47,712
(Hisses)
1468
01:33:52,279 --> 01:33:53,697
Hello sir..
1469
01:33:54,907 --> 01:33:57,968
It's been delivered...
Should I FedEx it to you now?
1470
01:34:00,442 --> 01:34:05,050
Oh, oh, not a problem, Not a problem...
I'll deliver it myself
1471
01:34:06,631 --> 01:34:09,271
Yes. Unfailingly.
1472
01:34:09,714 --> 01:34:13,601
(Chuckling) Thank you very much sir.
Thank you...
1473
01:34:16,193 --> 01:34:17,266
(Exhales)
1474
01:34:20,035 --> 01:34:20,706
This is it ma...
1475
01:34:24,253 --> 01:34:26,220
- Ehen?
- Okay...
1476
01:34:27,545 --> 01:34:30,081
- Ehen. Sarah...
- Ma...
1477
01:34:30,228 --> 01:34:33,464
- Have you paid your rent?
- No ma...
1478
01:34:33,810 --> 01:34:35,554
Ahn-ahn, why didn't you tell me?
1479
01:34:36,748 --> 01:34:38,235
I don't want to disturb you ma.
1480
01:34:39,070 --> 01:34:40,211
As if you care.
1481
01:34:40,401 --> 01:34:43,893
It's not about any initiative because I know you don't have initiative...
1482
01:34:43,985 --> 01:34:45,091
Okay ma
1483
01:34:45,494 --> 01:34:48,086
If you like come to work tomorrow dressed like an idiot
1484
01:34:48,299 --> 01:34:50,130
- I won't
- Wear the pink dress that I gave you?
1485
01:34:50,455 --> 01:34:52,341
Okay ma, thank you ma..
1486
01:34:52,464 --> 01:34:54,322
- I'll transfer your rent
- thank you ma
1487
01:34:54,479 --> 01:34:56,087
- 45K right?
- Yes ma...
1488
01:34:56,531 --> 01:35:01,142
- Thank you ma, God bless you ma.
- Just do your job and do it well
1489
01:35:01,285 --> 01:35:02,542
- Okay ma...
- Focus on your job...
1490
01:35:02,604 --> 01:35:03,621
- Yes ma
- Ehen.
1491
01:35:03,959 --> 01:35:05,535
- Thank you ma...
- Psst..
1492
01:35:06,932 --> 01:35:11,032
- So you will go and buy food, buy two plates, hmm?
- Okay ma, yes ma.
1493
01:35:12,424 --> 01:35:14,446
Thank you ma.
1494
01:35:16,988 --> 01:35:19,316
If you like . Buy three meat you hear?
1495
01:35:19,445 --> 01:35:22,566
Buy as you like, since it's your money. Shebi I'm working for you...
1496
01:35:22,793 --> 01:35:25,441
Don't use your head and buy according to your condition...
1497
01:35:25,772 --> 01:35:26,677
Ehen...
1498
01:35:27,939 --> 01:35:31,961
Sarah ! Don't sleep there ! Hurry up !
1499
01:35:33,624 --> 01:35:37,512
- She's not even answering me.. Sarah !!
- Yes ma..
1500
01:35:43,723 --> 01:35:45,019
(Knocks)
1501
01:35:49,756 --> 01:35:50,616
(Knocks)
1502
01:35:50,685 --> 01:35:51,445
I’ll get it...
1503
01:35:55,342 --> 01:35:55,911
Ify?
1504
01:35:58,363 --> 01:35:59,122
Babe who is it?
1505
01:35:59,883 --> 01:36:00,688
Oh hi...
1506
01:36:01,389 --> 01:36:03,142
Wellington mentioned you were bringing a package for me...
1507
01:36:06,108 --> 01:36:07,316
You knew she was coming?
1508
01:36:07,371 --> 01:36:09,702
Yeah.
See babe...I'm tired of this hide and seek...
1509
01:36:10,572 --> 01:36:12,011
The package please...
1510
01:36:12,655 --> 01:36:14,727
Yeah the package...
1511
01:36:16,347 --> 01:36:19,263
Everything is inside. The documents....
1512
01:36:20,983 --> 01:36:21,382
Okay...
1513
01:36:23,119 --> 01:36:23,753
Yeah...
1514
01:36:25,401 --> 01:36:27,074
I’ll give you two a minute.
1515
01:36:37,140 --> 01:36:40,054
- Roli Listen...
- After all that I have done for you?
1516
01:36:41,411 --> 01:36:42,479
Roli...
1517
01:36:52,030 --> 01:36:53,360
Rolake!
1518
01:36:57,635 --> 01:36:58,834
Rolake o!
1519
01:37:00,586 --> 01:37:03,401
Rolake!
She will be inside, she will not answer.
1520
01:37:03,612 --> 01:37:05,726
(In Yoruba) She has no Character.
She will not answer
1521
01:37:05,804 --> 01:37:07,055
Rolake!
1522
01:37:12,242 --> 01:37:13,846
If not because of this fish that I brought...
1523
01:37:14,522 --> 01:37:18,367
(In Yoruba) So that it doesn't get spoilt.
Rolake, I will leave your fish outside o
1524
01:37:20,564 --> 01:37:23,458
Rolake, I know you are inside.
1525
01:37:24,917 --> 01:37:27,602
I brought fish for you, I will leave it hear and go.
1526
01:37:28,079 --> 01:37:29,787
If you like open the door.
1527
01:37:30,197 --> 01:37:33,821
If you like don't open the door, Nonsense.
1528
01:37:37,706 --> 01:37:39,882
(In Yoruba) Oh so you were inside the house?
1529
01:37:40,858 --> 01:37:43,491
- So you are inside...
- Auntie, I was sleeping...
1530
01:37:45,756 --> 01:37:48,050
Sorry, come inside Ma
1531
01:38:01,070 --> 01:38:01,944
I mean...
1532
01:38:02,429 --> 01:38:04,410
Clearly there is more to this that meets the eye.
1533
01:38:04,905 --> 01:38:05,256
(Scoffs)
1534
01:38:05,863 --> 01:38:08,097
Eh, this more to it...
1535
01:38:09,248 --> 01:38:10,760
I will erm..
1536
01:38:11,605 --> 01:38:12,908
I will arrange a meeting..
1537
01:38:14,052 --> 01:38:15,616
Auntie, I don’t want to meet Ify o
1538
01:38:16,001 --> 01:38:17,031
I don’t want any meeting.
1539
01:38:18,035 --> 01:38:18,768
I don't want to see her...
1540
01:38:18,989 --> 01:38:20,697
I don't want, I don't want to see her
1541
01:38:21,610 --> 01:38:23,421
Who is the cause of this problem?
1542
01:38:24,080 --> 01:38:24,628
Yes!
1543
01:38:25,235 --> 01:38:28,389
- It's Ify...
- No, it is you.
1544
01:38:28,971 --> 01:38:30,359
Rolake, it is you.
1545
01:38:30,500 --> 01:38:33,041
You are the one that gave the cat your supper to eat.
1546
01:38:33,689 --> 01:38:35,070
Yes, it is you.
1547
01:38:36,327 --> 01:38:38,034
The only thing that girl did...
1548
01:38:39,124 --> 01:38:40,946
Was; Not telling you.
1549
01:38:41,115 --> 01:38:44,386
Because you just said it now,
(In Yoruba) you didn't want the boy.
1550
01:38:45,502 --> 01:38:46,819
(In Yoruba) You don't like that boy...
1551
01:38:47,995 --> 01:38:48,426
Right?
1552
01:38:49,090 --> 01:38:52,082
Is not a matter of; She snatched your boyfriend.
1553
01:38:52,183 --> 01:38:55,366
You did not like the boy...
And then she like the boy...
1554
01:38:55,808 --> 01:38:58,140
But she should have told you.
1555
01:38:59,661 --> 01:39:01,772
As for Tolu...
1556
01:39:04,123 --> 01:39:08,523
I don't even understand... I will make
sure she sees you before the wedding...
1557
01:39:10,876 --> 01:39:12,884
Which wedding?
Who is doing wedding?
1558
01:39:13,017 --> 01:39:14,633
Ahn-han? What do you mean?
1559
01:39:14,682 --> 01:39:17,615
Wedding that is next week--- Engagement.
1560
01:39:18,640 --> 01:39:19,983
That's why I'm in Lagos now...
1561
01:39:22,433 --> 01:39:23,410
You didn't know?
1562
01:39:23,997 --> 01:39:25,861
- Aunty don't worry...
- Tolu didn't tell you?
1563
01:39:26,069 --> 01:39:29,244
Aunty don't worry yourself, let's just forget about everything...
1564
01:39:29,573 --> 01:39:31,215
(In Yoruba) Please What do you want to eat?
1565
01:39:31,859 --> 01:39:34,100
(In Yoruba) This fight...
Is it more than this?
1566
01:39:34,163 --> 01:39:36,210
(Sighs)
1567
01:39:36,929 --> 01:39:38,663
Is it more than this?
1568
01:39:41,100 --> 01:39:42,651
Aunty don't worry...
1569
01:39:43,177 --> 01:39:44,585
- What do you want to eat?
- (Chuckles)
1570
01:39:44,896 --> 01:39:47,966
Food?
No, I'm okay...
1571
01:39:48,399 --> 01:39:51,528
I'll even be going soon, I just came to drop this fish...
1572
01:39:51,882 --> 01:39:53,432
It is dried fish, so that it doesn't get spoilt...
1573
01:39:53,524 --> 01:39:56,741
Your mummy said I should give it to you...
1574
01:39:57,014 --> 01:39:59,159
that one that you used to like.
1575
01:39:59,807 --> 01:40:01,474
- But, ah.
- Let me be going...
1576
01:40:01,941 --> 01:40:04,300
- I thought you came to spend sometime with me..
- Ah no,no...
1577
01:40:04,795 --> 01:40:07,245
- Probably two days or three days...
- Eh?
1578
01:40:07,658 --> 01:40:10,243
In this place?
(Chuckles) No
1579
01:40:10,583 --> 01:40:12,694
No, No..
(In Yoruba) Didn't you see how I sat?
1580
01:40:12,952 --> 01:40:15,128
I'm not even using my back to relax...
1581
01:40:15,470 --> 01:40:19,985
Because I don't want to spoil, this your expensive pillow...
1582
01:40:21,752 --> 01:40:24,550
I'm going to the fine place that Tolu rented for me and your mummy
1583
01:40:24,657 --> 01:40:26,077
She's coming nest week to meet me.
1584
01:40:26,599 --> 01:40:28,332
So we'll stay there for the wedding...
1585
01:40:30,355 --> 01:40:34,486
(Stutters)
My mummy is coming for the wedding...
1586
01:40:35,117 --> 01:40:36,929
And she's not staying in my house?
1587
01:40:38,334 --> 01:40:39,911
I don't understand Aunty...
1588
01:40:40,425 --> 01:40:42,956
My mummy is coming and she's not staying in my house?
1589
01:40:43,099 --> 01:40:44,726
No we are not staying in your house...
1590
01:40:44,904 --> 01:40:47,184
Why you don't know?
1591
01:40:47,312 --> 01:40:48,928
She didn't even tell me...
1592
01:40:49,846 --> 01:40:51,767
- She did not tell you?
- Yes...
1593
01:40:52,145 --> 01:40:53,255
- Rolake?
- Argh.
1594
01:40:53,477 --> 01:40:55,576
When was the last time you spoke to your mother...
1595
01:40:56,848 --> 01:40:59,970
when is the last time you spoke to her?
1596
01:41:00,512 --> 01:41:03,328
Before phone will do griii
1597
01:41:04,102 --> 01:41:07,016
You have shouted "I don't have money"
1598
01:41:07,170 --> 01:41:11,031
Even when your mother calls that ask after our well being...
1599
01:41:11,174 --> 01:41:12,203
You don't have money
1600
01:41:13,255 --> 01:41:15,459
You are not the one calling but you are the one shout that...
1601
01:41:15,524 --> 01:41:16,462
(In Yoruba) That you don't have money
1602
01:41:17,593 --> 01:41:19,615
Are you the only one (In Yoruba) God has blessed...
1603
01:41:19,707 --> 01:41:21,127
God has blessed you.
1604
01:41:21,610 --> 01:41:23,995
Must you now rubbish everybody in the process
1605
01:41:25,110 --> 01:41:26,465
I'm asking you Rolake.
1606
01:41:28,248 --> 01:41:29,969
Look at it now, Ify has gone...
1607
01:41:30,707 --> 01:41:31,475
Tolu has gone.
1608
01:41:31,802 --> 01:41:35,331
Your mother is coming to Lagos,
she's not staying with you.
1609
01:41:36,080 --> 01:41:40,562
Me (scoffs)
You know that me I don't even like all the insults.
1610
01:41:40,775 --> 01:41:44,541
Because; (In Yoruba) If I take water, you may say I took too much...
1611
01:41:45,093 --> 01:41:47,641
If I breath...
(In Yoruba) I've taken in too much air...
1612
01:41:47,888 --> 01:41:49,742
We can't put on the Television or touch anything...
1613
01:41:49,950 --> 01:41:52,270
All we here is;
I bought it, My Money...
1614
01:41:52,709 --> 01:41:54,546
(In Yoruba) What should Otedola do then?
1615
01:41:55,398 --> 01:41:56,715
What should Mike Adenuga do?
1616
01:41:57,061 --> 01:41:58,507
My money... My money
1617
01:41:59,035 --> 01:42:02,144
Get yourself some behaviour, You don't have it. (Tuts)
1618
01:42:02,625 --> 01:42:05,734
You don't have it. That's not Important...
1619
01:42:05,995 --> 01:42:07,950
Help me order a taxi from your phone...
1620
01:42:08,036 --> 01:42:10,499
- (In Yoruba) Aunty don't worry, I’ll drop you...
- Eh?!
1621
01:42:10,564 --> 01:42:13,823
Sit down. Drop me?
Don't drop me.
1622
01:42:15,277 --> 01:42:17,493
Rolake don't drop me... (grunts)
1623
01:42:18,109 --> 01:42:20,342
If not that your place is little far from the bus-stop,
1624
01:42:20,472 --> 01:42:23,381
In how many minutes, I’ll walk to the bus-stop.
1625
01:42:23,771 --> 01:42:24,847
Help me do that Taxi
1626
01:42:25,121 --> 01:42:28,236
(In Yoruba) Please make it a cash trip... I hear there's cash trip...
1627
01:42:28,338 --> 01:42:30,435
so I can pay for it.
1628
01:42:30,511 --> 01:42:34,719
- Aunty..
- (In Pidgin) Order the Taxi okay
1629
01:42:34,826 --> 01:42:36,729
Don't drop me... I don't want anybody to..
1630
01:42:36,825 --> 01:42:39,301
Because we can even be going now we will see traffic...
1631
01:42:39,326 --> 01:42:43,741
My heart will be beating fast
(In Yoruba) that you may get angry and I am not---
1632
01:42:45,096 --> 01:42:48,329
- (In Yoruba) Just order the Taxi...
- (sobbing and sniveling)
1633
01:43:02,632 --> 01:43:03,531
Roli erm..
1634
01:43:04,001 --> 01:43:07,558
What happened, you have not being to your office and your sites in days
1635
01:43:08,276 --> 01:43:09,918
They say You've not being picking your calls...
1636
01:43:11,482 --> 01:43:13,281
Why is it your business?
1637
01:43:15,587 --> 01:43:16,684
Rolake what is going on with you?
1638
01:43:18,118 --> 01:43:19,625
Do I look like anything is wrong with me?
1639
01:43:19,742 --> 01:43:21,319
As you can see, I'm fine.
1640
01:43:21,813 --> 01:43:25,073
Um-hmm.. Well this is not the Rolake I know anyway.
1641
01:43:25,230 --> 01:43:28,462
Oh! This is not the Tolu that I know too
1642
01:43:28,867 --> 01:43:30,370
This is not the Tolu that I use to know
1643
01:43:30,475 --> 01:43:32,874
Tolu you are so ungrateful !
1644
01:43:33,684 --> 01:43:35,404
Have you forgotten our years in school?
1645
01:43:35,835 --> 01:43:39,080
I squatted you in my room all your years in school...
1646
01:43:39,239 --> 01:43:42,341
I fed you, I paid your school fees...
1647
01:43:42,479 --> 01:43:45,370
Even after school, I brought you, carried your matter on my head...
1648
01:43:45,490 --> 01:43:47,132
All the way back to Lagos...
1649
01:43:47,492 --> 01:43:51,989
You stayed in my house, I fed
you, I clothed you, I got you a job...
1650
01:43:52,143 --> 01:43:54,760
Even the man that you want to marry, that is
(In Pidgin) intoxicating you...
1651
01:43:54,786 --> 01:43:58,565
-...That nobody...
- And that is the exact reason I did not tell you!
1652
01:43:59,108 --> 01:44:01,258
And that is the exact reason I did not tell you...
1653
01:44:01,324 --> 01:44:04,087
Because you would have come to
that gathering and made a mess of it.
1654
01:44:04,535 --> 01:44:07,142
Telling people the generation to
revelation of what you've done for me.
1655
01:44:07,888 --> 01:44:10,038
(In Yoruba) What is wrong with you?
1656
01:44:10,559 --> 01:44:14,326
(In Yoruba) is it a curse. What do you have that you are all boasts?
1657
01:44:18,703 --> 01:44:19,915
What is wrong with you?
1658
01:44:25,220 --> 01:44:26,536
What is wrong with you?
1659
01:44:28,588 --> 01:44:30,738
Rolake God has given you a gift.
1660
01:44:31,838 --> 01:44:34,067
A gift to help people...
1661
01:44:34,749 --> 01:44:36,738
Because you want to seek validation...
1662
01:44:36,896 --> 01:44:40,753
Your thirst for appreciation has
gotten the better part of you, why?
1663
01:44:41,160 --> 01:44:42,268
Why?
1664
01:44:42,928 --> 01:44:44,935
- Take Ify for example...
- Hen-hen...
1665
01:44:45,443 --> 01:44:47,554
Don’t even mention the name of that ungrateful slut
1666
01:44:48,063 --> 01:44:49,981
- She's very ungrateful and she's a slut!
- Ah..
1667
01:44:50,177 --> 01:44:52,736
- Very sluttish character
- Oh... Because of what she did to you?
1668
01:44:52,920 --> 01:44:56,724
- Oh, so you know!
-I recently found out.
1669
01:44:56,882 --> 01:45:00,038
You found out recently; When you found,you too you didn't see that...
1670
01:45:00,117 --> 01:45:02,684
that's very ungrat-- it's a sluttish behaviour.
1671
01:45:03,039 --> 01:45:05,907
- Sluttish behaviour
- Ify is not a slut.
1672
01:45:06,339 --> 01:45:08,200
- She's not.
- Continue defending her.
1673
01:45:08,240 --> 01:45:11,159
If you want to listen, you listen.
Or I leave.
1674
01:45:12,254 --> 01:45:14,652
If you want to listen to the truth, you listen.
1675
01:45:17,621 --> 01:45:19,146
Ify is not a slut.
1676
01:45:20,009 --> 01:45:23,215
Maybe if you made her feel like she belongs to herself...
1677
01:45:23,598 --> 01:45:25,623
Like her whole world doesn't revolve around you...
1678
01:45:25,689 --> 01:45:27,696
Like if you leave the whole world will not stop...
1679
01:45:27,900 --> 01:45:30,623
Maybe she won't be limited to the boundary out set for her.
1680
01:45:34,008 --> 01:45:36,783
- She hurt me when she went after Collins
- You said you didn't like Collins...
1681
01:45:37,781 --> 01:45:39,150
That he's not your type...
1682
01:45:39,828 --> 01:45:41,288
You treated him like shit.
1683
01:45:44,597 --> 01:45:47,127
(stutters) Maybe I liked him small...
1684
01:45:47,286 --> 01:45:53,962
- I was just playing hard to get.
- (Laughs) You like him small
1685
01:45:54,054 --> 01:45:55,905
- Yes
- Small?
1686
01:45:56,885 --> 01:45:59,556
You can like somebody, hen-hen...
1687
01:46:00,135 --> 01:46:02,762
You have love in your being... Eh?
1688
01:46:03,857 --> 01:46:06,235
Rolake, that man chased you for years.
1689
01:46:07,199 --> 01:46:08,985
You treated him like shit.
1690
01:46:09,389 --> 01:46:11,931
You were not even nice to him one bit.
1691
01:46:12,585 --> 01:46:15,577
So if Ify was nice to him and he likes Ify, then it is what is.
1692
01:46:15,812 --> 01:46:17,415
Your loss!
1693
01:46:17,715 --> 01:46:22,981
Your loss, and this behavior is why I did not invite you for my engagement. Yes!
1694
01:46:28,718 --> 01:46:32,044
- Tolu, Please...
- (Hisses)
1695
01:46:32,753 --> 01:46:34,604
Tolu please
1696
01:46:35,230 --> 01:46:40,196
I'm sorry. (Stutters) I'm--
I feel really bad...
1697
01:46:40,891 --> 01:46:42,209
I'll change.
1698
01:46:43,947 --> 01:46:45,602
- (In Yoruba) Please Tolu...
- Leave me.
1699
01:46:45,784 --> 01:46:49,577
I'll change... You know you are the only family that I have now...
1700
01:46:49,966 --> 01:46:51,522
- I'm the only family you have right?
- Yes...
1701
01:46:51,587 --> 01:46:52,799
Why is that?
1702
01:46:53,816 --> 01:46:56,866
Why doesn't your Mom talk to you anymore?
1703
01:46:57,895 --> 01:47:01,116
(In Yoruba) it's because of you bad behaviour...
1704
01:47:04,647 --> 01:47:06,785
It's my bad behaviour...
1705
01:47:07,851 --> 01:47:11,931
(In Yoruba) Tolu Please...
I'll change I promise.
1706
01:47:12,624 --> 01:47:14,918
I feel really bad now...
1707
01:47:16,170 --> 01:47:17,004
I've heard you...
1708
01:47:19,712 --> 01:47:26,117
- Tolu
- (In Yoruba) Don't ruin my clothes, ado you know how much I got it?
1709
01:47:31,000 --> 01:47:32,094
So wedding...
1710
01:47:32,785 --> 01:47:35,563
You are just coming as a mere guest.
Take.
1711
01:47:40,381 --> 01:47:41,645
- Tolu please let me help you...
- Eh?
1712
01:47:42,562 --> 01:47:44,387
You want to what? We don’t need your help.
1713
01:47:44,953 --> 01:47:47,807
We are very okay, God has blessed us.
We don't need your help!
1714
01:47:47,951 --> 01:47:50,310
Thank you for all you have done for me.
1715
01:47:50,584 --> 01:47:51,718
Eh? Help?
1716
01:47:52,599 --> 01:47:53,360
We don't need it.
1717
01:47:53,487 --> 01:47:56,797
In fact, we have a whole table for you alone...
1718
01:47:57,343 --> 01:47:59,507
You will sit down there with your body and your soul together...
1719
01:47:59,979 --> 01:48:05,145
You can tell the cutlery, the fork,
the drinks, the meat, the rice...
1720
01:48:05,336 --> 01:48:08,054
How you helped me... you
know, they will like to hear it.
1721
01:48:08,170 --> 01:48:10,541
Because I don't want
any human being near you.
1722
01:48:11,820 --> 01:48:17,204
The day is for me, not you.
My day, it's not about you...
1723
01:48:21,196 --> 01:48:23,361
I have to go, Nelson is outside.
He's waiting for me
1724
01:48:23,427 --> 01:48:27,376
- Eh? He's outside , he didn't come inside?
- Ah, he doesn't like you.
1725
01:48:32,626 --> 01:48:35,142
- Tolu, am I that bad?
- Huh?
1726
01:48:36,724 --> 01:48:40,972
- (Chuckles) Rolake?
- Huh? Yes dear?
1727
01:48:42,353 --> 01:48:44,671
- Rolakemi ?
- Cousin mi?
1728
01:48:46,072 --> 01:48:49,877
- Rolake of life...
- Cousin mi?
1729
01:48:49,999 --> 01:48:51,837
You...
1730
01:48:52,065 --> 01:48:55,050
You are the absolute worst
1731
01:49:14,808 --> 01:49:19,423
(Crying)
1732
01:49:43,988 --> 01:49:45,618
(scoffs) You?
1733
01:49:48,394 --> 01:49:49,672
Erm...
1734
01:49:50,167 --> 01:49:50,949
Roli hi...
1735
01:49:51,887 --> 01:49:55,573
- Listen...
- Does he treat you good?
1736
01:49:58,378 --> 01:50:00,346
- Yeah, he does.
1737
01:50:02,567 --> 01:50:04,640
(Sighs)
Come...
1738
01:50:09,199 --> 01:50:12,432
Ify I’m sorry for how bad I treated you...
1739
01:50:13,472 --> 01:50:18,867
I'm sorry for all the hurtful things
and hateful things I said to you
1740
01:50:20,079 --> 01:50:23,456
I'm sorry for putting you down every time...
1741
01:50:24,295 --> 01:50:27,697
Erm I’m proud of the woman you’ve become...
1742
01:50:28,583 --> 01:50:31,359
And erm, even though I never admit it...
1743
01:50:32,858 --> 01:50:40,235
I'm so proud.
And If there's anything, I want your friendship.
1744
01:50:41,757 --> 01:50:44,859
Who are you and what have you done to my friend?
1745
01:50:45,858 --> 01:50:48,878
Why do you think I'm here?
Of course I'll like to have my friend back...
1746
01:50:49,121 --> 01:50:52,403
- Gosh I miss you.
- Thank you
1747
01:50:53,026 --> 01:50:55,833
Listen, nobody is perfect okay...
1748
01:50:56,003 --> 01:50:58,922
And yes , you did have some shitty behaviour but...
1749
01:50:59,458 --> 01:51:02,351
Above all, you are a nice friend...
1750
01:51:03,753 --> 01:51:05,226
Thank you...
I love you...
1751
01:51:06,018 --> 01:51:07,700
Girl, I love you more...
1752
01:51:08,529 --> 01:51:11,122
And one more thing...
1753
01:51:11,353 --> 01:51:14,146
As for the seat, you will not be sitting alone...
1754
01:51:14,356 --> 01:51:18,346
- Because I'll be right next to you...
- Thank you...
1755
01:51:19,564 --> 01:51:23,249
- You look good by the way. Can I borrow this wig/
- you can have it
1756
01:51:23,427 --> 01:51:26,297
- you can actually keep it.
- What did you do to my friend---
1757
01:51:26,336 --> 01:51:30,514
- (Chuckling) let's go
- I’ll get the gate
1758
01:51:30,707 --> 01:51:32,793
Wow, thank you...
1759
01:51:33,270 --> 01:51:35,694
thank you...
1760
01:51:36,281 --> 01:53:13,578
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