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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,398 --> 00:00:02,971 MIZBEHAVIOUR 2 00:00:15,805 --> 00:00:19,121 - (Chuckling) - See the rest I want to use it to make stew oo... 3 00:00:19,231 --> 00:00:21,906 - (In Pidgin) You will give me out of it... - Okay guys... 4 00:00:22,624 --> 00:00:24,047 _Really? - Sorry... 5 00:00:24,188 --> 00:00:26,127 - Can you be serious for ones? - Okay... 6 00:00:26,315 --> 00:00:29,068 - You like food and that's the problem - Okay! 7 00:00:29,953 --> 00:00:31,889 - Congratulations to all three of us... - Mhmm... 8 00:00:31,935 --> 00:00:33,979 - Even though I am not graduating with you ladies... - Umm... 9 00:00:34,604 --> 00:00:36,190 But you will join us next year... 10 00:00:36,403 --> 00:00:38,067 Is it not one semester... Abi? 11 00:00:38,190 --> 00:00:40,719 That is if modeling hasn't found me by then... 12 00:00:40,977 --> 00:00:43,948 - (Chuckling...) (in Pidgin) You wish... - here? 13 00:00:44,127 --> 00:00:45,534 - On a more serious note... - Mhmm... 14 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:47,534 I need for us to promise each other one thing... 15 00:00:48,037 --> 00:00:48,663 What? 16 00:00:49,702 --> 00:00:52,796 - That we are always going to stick together - Forever... 17 00:00:53,209 --> 00:00:54,527 - (chuckles) 18 00:00:54,584 --> 00:00:56,538 - Okay I think we should toast to that - Yes... 19 00:00:57,030 --> 00:00:59,231 - Ummm... - We need cup... 20 00:01:00,207 --> 00:01:01,514 Ahn-ahn... 21 00:01:01,850 --> 00:01:05,424 Simple thank you. Thank you 22 00:01:06,086 --> 00:01:07,531 Is it hard? 23 00:01:07,711 --> 00:01:11,621 After I used my hard earned savings, money I’ve been saving to open my real estate firm 24 00:01:11,944 --> 00:01:14,424 I brought from it, my own hard earned savings... 25 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:16,517 to make sure that this our hangout is memorable... 26 00:01:16,581 --> 00:01:17,910 See the way you are eating chicken... 27 00:01:18,035 --> 00:01:19,834 - But we said.. - In fact you've eaten before... 28 00:01:20,146 --> 00:01:21,397 - But we did... - When... how ? 29 00:01:21,521 --> 00:01:24,431 - Well we did say thank you... - When you came, we hugged you... 30 00:01:24,635 --> 00:01:25,855 We did now... 31 00:01:26,590 --> 00:01:28,624 - Okay... - See we are not hungry people oo... 32 00:01:28,700 --> 00:01:30,734 And this.. You all... 33 00:01:31,079 --> 00:01:32,893 - Come and be... carry your chicken and be going... - Are you..? Wait... 34 00:01:32,955 --> 00:01:36,349 - better carry it and go... - Yes! When you people learn how to open... 35 00:01:36,536 --> 00:01:41,041 ...Your hungry wretched mouths to say thank you... 36 00:01:41,307 --> 00:01:44,952 ...Then you can come and meet me... (Hisses) 37 00:01:47,968 --> 00:01:49,938 - Hold me... - Ha... 38 00:01:53,269 --> 00:01:53,723 (Hisses) 39 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:56,382 Ahn-ahn... Don't you have any shame? 40 00:01:56,460 --> 00:01:58,931 Somebody just called us (In Yoruba) Paupers... Do you know what that means? 41 00:01:59,166 --> 00:02:01,527 That we don't have money... Our destiny doesn't have money 42 00:02:01,772 --> 00:02:04,937 You're still eating the chicken... 43 00:02:05,369 --> 00:02:08,168 But there's a big piece there... Let you're just going to let it waste? 44 00:02:08,309 --> 00:02:09,936 She just said we don't have money.. 45 00:02:10,076 --> 00:02:12,484 - Have you not eaten this chicken before? - Words don't mean anything.. 46 00:02:28,743 --> 00:02:29,430 Hi... 47 00:02:29,509 --> 00:02:32,355 My name is Roli Osunkoya, CEO of Roli’s properties 48 00:02:32,997 --> 00:02:36,344 Over the years we have grown to own large acres of land all over Lagos... 49 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,723 Amuwo odofin, Ibeju Lekki, Sagamu and in Abuja 50 00:02:40,926 --> 00:02:44,601 For our 7th year anniversary we are doing a 25% discount... 51 00:02:44,790 --> 00:02:46,839 ...On every plot of land you purchase... 52 00:02:46,964 --> 00:02:49,748 - And also a bag of rice... - Okay, okay... cut.. No... 53 00:02:49,874 --> 00:02:51,860 Please, No.. 54 00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:55,942 - What is wrong with this recording now? - You're just not doing it right. 55 00:02:56,301 --> 00:03:00,414 - But I was eloquent and you know.elegant - No. No you were not. 56 00:03:00,649 --> 00:03:04,559 You weren't pronouncing somethings well... what is "anniversary" Anniversary... 57 00:03:04,653 --> 00:03:07,766 No punctuation, nothing... Bag of rice, really are they hungry? 58 00:03:07,791 --> 00:03:09,874 Ify... I don't do your instagram videos... 59 00:03:10,230 --> 00:03:12,967 I'm not all those your... that you do up and down... 60 00:03:13,171 --> 00:03:15,986 - I'm an executive... - Well excuse me... 61 00:03:16,096 --> 00:03:18,755 What is wrong with slaying selling your market... 62 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:21,288 - I'm an executive... - What does that have to do with (car horns) 63 00:03:21,366 --> 00:03:23,446 Oya now.. 64 00:03:23,995 --> 00:03:24,964 (Car horn blares) 65 00:03:25,155 --> 00:03:29,220 Rolake I just started this work two weeks ago and I'm already going late... Please now.. 66 00:03:30,398 --> 00:03:31,430 (Car horn blares) 67 00:03:32,166 --> 00:03:34,762 If I had money for transport fare, I won't wait for you oo... 68 00:03:34,902 --> 00:03:37,310 (Car horn blares) 69 00:03:37,561 --> 00:03:39,376 (In Yoruba) What is it? What is it? 70 00:03:39,752 --> 00:03:42,004 Didn't they buy toy for you when you were growing up? 71 00:03:42,691 --> 00:03:45,069 - Sorry, I'm running late... - You are running late to where? 72 00:03:45,177 --> 00:03:46,758 That's why you want to block my eardrums? 73 00:03:47,024 --> 00:03:49,824 The late that you are talking about to the job you are talking about.. 74 00:03:49,918 --> 00:03:52,123 - Who got the job for you? - It's you now... 75 00:03:52,591 --> 00:03:54,062 Ahn-ahn... I wonder... 76 00:03:56,674 --> 00:03:59,660 - Sorry, I'm just... - (in Yoruba) What are you putting on? 77 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:03,994 - You look like Saturday and Sunday together... - (Sniggers) 78 00:04:04,165 --> 00:04:07,059 Ahn-ahn! Even if you are poor, do you have to dress poor? 79 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:10,188 Do you have to dress for the whole world to know that you are poor? Ah! 80 00:04:11,204 --> 00:04:13,503 - Come let me look for something that you will wear - I did not dress poor... 81 00:04:13,581 --> 00:04:15,177 I'm okay like this.. 82 00:04:15,504 --> 00:04:17,397 What did you say? 83 00:04:18,931 --> 00:04:20,087 - I'm poor - let's go... 84 00:04:21,542 --> 00:04:24,060 Close my door and come let me help your life! 85 00:04:26,078 --> 00:04:26,609 Ahn-ahn... 86 00:04:27,250 --> 00:04:30,394 You look very tattered... (In Yoruba) Go in... 87 00:04:30,676 --> 00:04:32,084 (Hisses) 88 00:04:33,007 --> 00:04:35,259 - You don't look good truly... - I don't look good? 89 00:04:35,446 --> 00:04:36,647 - In your mouth? - Umm... 90 00:04:36,702 --> 00:04:38,696 - At least I'm going to work, do you have work? - But I look good... 91 00:04:38,908 --> 00:04:41,192 - You don't look good. - (chuckling) go and change... 92 00:04:42,692 --> 00:04:44,851 Why didn't you keep the same energy... 93 00:04:48,199 --> 00:04:49,857 (Horn blares) 94 00:04:50,544 --> 00:04:53,954 Ify! (Horn blares) 95 00:04:54,203 --> 00:04:55,814 - What is it? - Ahn-ahn! 96 00:04:56,189 --> 00:04:58,817 - One horn, you are supposed to come out now.. - Sorry, what? 97 00:04:58,895 --> 00:05:02,679 - Ehen, don't forget to... - To wash the kimono that I used for the pool party yesterday... 98 00:05:02,758 --> 00:05:05,276 - It's yours, I know , you've told me. - Good girl... 99 00:05:05,479 --> 00:05:07,465 You've mentioned like six times today already 100 00:05:08,264 --> 00:05:10,658 It's just a reminder. And do not... 101 00:05:11,117 --> 00:05:13,764 do that thing you do, where you use plate and don't wash it 102 00:05:13,966 --> 00:05:15,865 - Okay? - (sighs) Okay... 103 00:05:16,088 --> 00:05:18,915 - And erm... What else.. What else... - Babe can we go? 104 00:05:19,384 --> 00:05:21,869 I don't understand... Please don't hound me... 105 00:05:21,981 --> 00:05:24,953 If you cannot wait, go and enter BRT . I'm only doing you a favor. 106 00:05:25,242 --> 00:05:27,789 Ahn-ahn. I'm I supposed to take you to work? 107 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,856 And you are telling me "Oya" in my own car again. 108 00:05:33,051 --> 00:05:33,878 (Hiss) 109 00:05:34,056 --> 00:05:37,419 Ehen you, do not forget to--- - To off the fridge once NEPA takes light... 110 00:05:37,520 --> 00:05:39,631 - Yeah, I remember that too - Good... 111 00:05:40,157 --> 00:05:42,647 The inverter must not die before I get back o... 112 00:05:42,860 --> 00:05:45,708 And no diesel... No diesel ! 113 00:05:46,425 --> 00:05:48,977 - Erm what else, what else... - There's nothing else, let's just go. 114 00:05:49,055 --> 00:05:49,647 No. 115 00:05:50,518 --> 00:05:54,540 Don't do that next time. The next time you try it, I'll walk you down... 116 00:05:55,338 --> 00:05:57,830 If there's any other thing, I'll call you and let you know, Okay? 117 00:05:57,855 --> 00:06:00,663 - Yes Ma... - be a good girl... Have a nice day... 118 00:06:00,787 --> 00:06:03,512 - You too mummy... - Oya open the gate... 119 00:06:03,646 --> 00:06:06,116 - Excuse me? - Open the gate. 120 00:06:08,009 --> 00:06:10,757 - Perhaps I should drive you to work (chuckling...) - No you don't have to.. 121 00:06:10,928 --> 00:06:14,852 Open the gate, If I remember any other thing I need you to do, I'll call you, okay? 122 00:06:15,322 --> 00:06:17,835 - Yeah right... - Oh... 123 00:06:18,137 --> 00:06:21,544 - Tolu good luck with the ride... - Hmmm. 124 00:06:22,003 --> 00:06:22,942 Hurry up! 125 00:06:56,221 --> 00:06:57,372 Hi guy... 126 00:06:57,695 --> 00:07:00,176 So who's a perfume freak like me? 127 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:02,700 I mean who likes to collect perfume just like I do... 128 00:07:03,370 --> 00:07:05,709 I can spend my last dime on perfumes 129 00:07:05,935 --> 00:07:08,363 So this is heat. You already know by who.. 130 00:07:08,564 --> 00:07:12,407 This is Alisan, this a custom made Arabian scent 131 00:07:12,631 --> 00:07:15,613 It's an Arabian oil customized just for me... 132 00:07:15,682 --> 00:07:19,662 (sucks teeth) I also like wigs , I like my bags... This is my bag collections. 133 00:07:19,847 --> 00:07:23,003 I mean if you work hard just like me, you could get all of this, you know.... 134 00:07:23,081 --> 00:07:25,806 This is like motivation kind of day... 135 00:07:25,873 --> 00:07:29,884 Then these are my shoe collections, I love my shoes... 136 00:07:31,928 --> 00:07:34,000 This is my life.. (Chuckles) 137 00:07:34,168 --> 00:07:36,961 (Indistinct muttering) 138 00:07:49,435 --> 00:07:52,630 (Chuckles) Okay... Wow! 139 00:07:53,590 --> 00:07:55,556 Let me edit this one... 140 00:08:06,656 --> 00:08:08,354 Four point nine million sir 141 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:14,152 Yes sir... Per Plot; but it's a full plot sir.. It's 650sqm... 142 00:08:17,543 --> 00:08:21,364 (Chuckles) Sir I don't think so... I think it's good... 143 00:08:22,146 --> 00:08:24,223 But we are running a promo now... 144 00:08:24,413 --> 00:08:27,775 You can get 25% discount on any plot of land that you buy... 145 00:08:32,418 --> 00:08:35,669 Oh fantastic available sir... 146 00:08:36,249 --> 00:08:41,258 And if you increase the number you know, we can throw in a few more incentives... 147 00:08:41,549 --> 00:08:45,738 Like clearing the land... and you know, help you do... 148 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:51,254 At your earliest convenience sir 149 00:08:55,995 --> 00:08:58,848 Okay... Thank you sir. I'm sure you will like it... 150 00:08:58,981 --> 00:09:01,195 I'm very sure that you will like it... 151 00:09:01,272 --> 00:09:03,931 And the thing is you ac easily start building like right away... 152 00:09:04,099 --> 00:09:07,717 Yes and the road is already been graded now, so... 153 00:09:08,151 --> 00:09:12,381 And I'm sure that it's a great investment sir. It's a worthy investment. 154 00:09:13,956 --> 00:09:15,859 Okay sir... Should I pick them up? 155 00:09:17,513 --> 00:09:19,122 Okay, thank you sir... 156 00:09:19,714 --> 00:09:23,568 - ♫Hey all I do is win, win, win♫ - hmn-hn... 157 00:09:24,072 --> 00:09:27,138 - Oh My God, Wow... haa! - Wow... 158 00:09:27,172 --> 00:09:30,947 - Somebody looks happy - Oh my God. I'm not even happy, I'm overjoyed... 159 00:09:31,160 --> 00:09:33,070 Mr Wellington just called me now with good news 160 00:09:34,181 --> 00:09:37,320 - So tell me.. - So 161 00:09:37,644 --> 00:09:43,346 Lets just say; by this time tomorrow, I’ll be some millions richer... 162 00:09:45,234 --> 00:09:51,394 (In Pidgin) Nice! (Chuckling) 163 00:09:51,473 --> 00:09:53,472 - All I do is win you know.. - Girl! 164 00:09:53,619 --> 00:09:56,134 I just win in this life, that all I came to this life to do... 165 00:09:56,393 --> 00:10:00,497 Haa thank God, finally we can go for shopping.(chuckles) 166 00:10:01,614 --> 00:10:03,413 - Eh? - Shopping. 167 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:07,193 Shopping? (Chuckles) I don't even understand you... 168 00:10:07,428 --> 00:10:10,422 So I will work hard and make my money... 169 00:10:10,533 --> 00:10:12,433 Then you want to shop with my money? 170 00:10:12,948 --> 00:10:14,779 - How much do you make, do you make any money? - Roli... 171 00:10:14,869 --> 00:10:18,872 No, no, no, don't "Roli" me. Shopping ko, shopping ni... 172 00:10:19,074 --> 00:10:20,716 - (Hisses) - Hey, someone is on a mood... 173 00:10:20,771 --> 00:10:23,141 - I mean I jus-- - Why are you carrying my bag? 174 00:10:23,655 --> 00:10:26,708 - What bag, this one? - No.. The one behind you... 175 00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:29,032 (sucks teeth) 176 00:10:30,206 --> 00:10:33,468 - Yeah, I don't have time for your... - Do the needful. 177 00:10:36,424 --> 00:10:37,496 What needful... 178 00:10:37,709 --> 00:10:39,396 (sucks teeth...) 179 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:42,579 - (Grunts) - Ah, Roli? 180 00:10:44,455 --> 00:10:46,389 Roli are you serious? 181 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:54,573 Roli are you serious right now? 182 00:10:57,393 --> 00:10:58,811 Pack your load... 183 00:11:01,241 --> 00:11:03,865 You'll tell me if I bought the bag for you. "Roli really?" 184 00:11:04,055 --> 00:11:06,514 Now you want to go and go shopping with my money... 185 00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:10,279 - Clear my table please.. - Please don't break my mirror 186 00:11:11,397 --> 00:11:14,296 You are just going to look at me... Have you seen what I look like? 187 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:17,083 From head to toe, have you looked at me.. You are going to make me carry a nylon bag? 188 00:11:17,219 --> 00:11:18,592 Is it not me that bought the dress for you? 189 00:11:18,949 --> 00:11:21,943 If you annoy me, I'll have you remove this dress now... 190 00:11:23,419 --> 00:11:27,009 - Please take this - Let me take it, don't break my mirror 191 00:11:30,505 --> 00:11:31,868 Let me call my clients... 192 00:11:39,205 --> 00:11:43,115 Are you leaving? Are you leaving? 193 00:11:44,527 --> 00:11:48,426 Argh... I thought she came to visit me, why is she now angry? 194 00:11:50,363 --> 00:11:51,077 (Knocking) 195 00:11:53,435 --> 00:11:54,540 (Knocking) 196 00:12:02,010 --> 00:12:03,385 (Knocking) 197 00:12:04,358 --> 00:12:05,597 - Hey... - (chuckles) 198 00:12:05,881 --> 00:12:08,182 - Hey... - Wow! Collins hi... 199 00:12:08,551 --> 00:12:09,679 - How are you doing? - I'm fine thank you. 200 00:12:09,758 --> 00:12:12,461 - (In Pidgin) It's been a while... - It's Lagos hustle... 201 00:12:12,629 --> 00:12:13,857 How far, How have you been? 202 00:12:13,948 --> 00:12:16,344 I get to see you more on IG than in real life 203 00:12:16,534 --> 00:12:17,863 You follow me? 204 00:12:18,175 --> 00:12:20,812 Well I am one those people you call ghost followers.. 205 00:12:21,147 --> 00:12:24,168 ..yeah right, never posting, never commenting but never misses anything 206 00:12:24,235 --> 00:12:26,156 - tsk.. Exactly... - (chuckles) I'll get Roli... 207 00:12:26,257 --> 00:12:27,698 Alright thank you 208 00:12:36,753 --> 00:12:37,613 (Exhales) 209 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:43,601 - Hey mama... - Why do you just barge into someone's room like you are the one paying for flat... 210 00:12:44,281 --> 00:12:45,364 Eh? 211 00:12:46,079 --> 00:12:48,180 - Collins is looking for you.. - What's he doing here? 212 00:12:48,515 --> 00:12:50,235 I don’t know, I didn’t ask? 213 00:12:50,906 --> 00:12:52,492 - You didn't ask? - No I didn't.. 214 00:12:52,548 --> 00:12:54,928 Collins just came and said "I'm looking for Roli"... 215 00:12:55,055 --> 00:12:58,741 You didn't find out why he was here and you just barged into my room. 216 00:12:59,032 --> 00:13:02,362 - Excuse--- - To come and tell me. Go downstairs and find out why he's here... 217 00:13:02,868 --> 00:13:07,460 Excuse me? Auntie, I am not your maid... 218 00:13:09,598 --> 00:13:12,234 - What did you say? - I am not your maid... 219 00:13:12,682 --> 00:13:14,920 - Wow... You are not my made - No Ma 220 00:13:14,987 --> 00:13:19,187 But I am your servant. I will go to work... 221 00:13:19,457 --> 00:13:22,350 - Work hard, Make money... - Roli... 222 00:13:22,466 --> 00:13:28,085 - To house you, to feed yo, to clothe you! Eh? - Roli... 223 00:13:28,948 --> 00:13:32,527 Go downstairs and ask Collins why he's here... Now. 224 00:13:33,712 --> 00:13:36,509 So I'm not going to ask him anything.. 225 00:13:36,822 --> 00:13:40,989 When you are done, Collins is waiting for your disrespectful ass okay? 226 00:13:47,002 --> 00:13:51,628 Ify... Ify... (Chuckles) 227 00:13:52,533 --> 00:13:56,626 You will come and bag for clothes and shoe, I'm waiting for you. 228 00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:00,469 - She will be with you shortly... - Okay... 229 00:14:00,556 --> 00:14:04,193 - Are you guys in a hurry? - Not really, we have a long drive ahead of us today... 230 00:14:04,251 --> 00:14:06,315 Right. There she is 231 00:14:07,243 --> 00:14:10,399 - Hey Roli... - Hi I'm on my way out... 232 00:14:10,733 --> 00:14:13,527 Yeah I know, I just thought we could drive to the property together... 233 00:14:13,828 --> 00:14:16,956 But we spoke yesterday and we agreed to meet at the property... 234 00:14:17,932 --> 00:14:21,082 Yeah I know, I just thought I could save you the stress of driving (chuckles)... 235 00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:23,260 Collins it's my job... 236 00:14:24,181 --> 00:14:28,371 And there's nothing as important to me as my job. So, it's not stress. 237 00:14:29,834 --> 00:14:32,854 Do you want some water? I'll get you water... 238 00:14:35,390 --> 00:14:39,814 Emm Roli... I just wanted us to spend time together. 239 00:14:40,075 --> 00:14:43,147 Did it occur to you, the feeling might not be mutual? 240 00:14:44,805 --> 00:14:46,571 Why are you treating me this way? 241 00:14:46,999 --> 00:14:48,608 Is that how bad you can’t stand me? 242 00:14:51,356 --> 00:14:55,851 (scoffs) The thing is I have somewhere else to go afterward so... 243 00:14:55,930 --> 00:14:57,985 I don’t want to inconvenience you... 244 00:14:58,175 --> 00:14:59,706 You are not an inconvenience... 245 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:03,765 - But I'm just saying that I have somewhere... - Why don't you just let this guy take you! 246 00:15:04,524 --> 00:15:04,948 (in Hausa) What is it! 247 00:15:10,930 --> 00:15:14,236 - Shall we? - Oh yes, yes. After you. 248 00:15:55,643 --> 00:15:57,073 Hey Roli... 249 00:15:58,671 --> 00:16:00,257 - Hi - Hi 250 00:16:01,184 --> 00:16:02,592 What are you doing? 251 00:16:02,860 --> 00:16:05,385 Are you blind, can't you see that I'm working? 252 00:16:05,781 --> 00:16:10,774 Ahn-ahn I just said that I should give you, A drink cos.. 253 00:16:11,067 --> 00:16:14,050 - I'm sure you are very busy... - I don't understand 254 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:17,457 is it my birthday? - No? 255 00:16:17,659 --> 00:16:20,361 Ahn-ahn can't I appreciate my favourite cousin again... 256 00:16:20,889 --> 00:16:22,106 Appreciate your... 257 00:16:23,696 --> 00:16:27,214 Only when it comes with a price. Tolu what do you want? 258 00:16:29,543 --> 00:16:30,749 - Roli - Unhmm? 259 00:16:30,995 --> 00:16:33,356 Can you please just borrow me 20K, I will give you-- - Ah. 260 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:37,161 - ...No I'll give you immediately I get my salary now please... - I know there was something 261 00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:38,741 Next week, I will give you back. 262 00:16:39,590 --> 00:16:41,580 - But what do you need money for? - I.. 263 00:16:41,737 --> 00:16:45,021 (Sniggers) I provide all your needs... 264 00:16:45,513 --> 00:16:49,349 - I house you, I feed you, I clothe you... So what do you need money for again... - (stutters) 265 00:16:49,472 --> 00:16:53,986 - I take you to work, so what do you need money for? - It's for my T-fare... 266 00:16:55,733 --> 00:16:58,056 Your T-fare? To where? 267 00:16:58,369 --> 00:16:59,621 To work... 268 00:17:02,816 --> 00:17:04,525 Your T-fare to work? 269 00:17:04,882 --> 00:17:06,725 But I drop at work everyday... 270 00:17:06,938 --> 00:17:10,144 my boss is complaining about my lateness, so... 271 00:17:11,207 --> 00:17:12,337 Oh.. 272 00:17:12,908 --> 00:17:17,380 So I go out of my way everyday... 273 00:17:17,806 --> 00:17:22,989 ..Every working day of the week, I go and drop you at work before going to my own office... 274 00:17:23,462 --> 00:17:25,909 - Now you are blaming me for your lateness... - No I'm not blaming you... 275 00:17:25,955 --> 00:17:28,444 - No you are blaming me.. - Roli, I'm not blaming you... 276 00:17:28,533 --> 00:17:32,238 Ah... Do you know how long I spend in traffic... 277 00:17:32,372 --> 00:17:36,104 when I drop at your office before I head back to my own office, everyday! 278 00:17:36,532 --> 00:17:38,253 - Everyday ! Have I ever complained - No 279 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:44,223 - Still, I take you to work everyday. - I know, that is why I am trying to you know, save you the stress 280 00:17:44,278 --> 00:17:46,625 It's fine, it's fine... I'm not upset. 281 00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:48,070 Me I already know that you don't appreciate... 282 00:17:48,294 --> 00:17:51,488 I know that you can never appreciate everything that I've been doing for you all your life 283 00:17:51,546 --> 00:17:54,486 You don't have appreciation in your DNA, it's not in your lineage 284 00:17:54,548 --> 00:17:57,442 You people don't know how to appreciate. Me I'm just doing for God... 285 00:17:57,607 --> 00:18:00,851 - Because I know you don't appreciate Roli, Roli I appreciate you... 286 00:18:00,941 --> 00:18:03,286 - Ah no , you don't. - This is just a loan (In Pidgin) Please... 287 00:18:03,331 --> 00:18:08,463 - It's 20K right , I’ll transfer it to you.I've given you more than that before... - Thank you. Thank you 288 00:18:08,736 --> 00:18:10,381 You are my beneficiary, don't worry... 289 00:18:10,493 --> 00:18:14,213 - You know I appreciate you a lot - You don't appreciate me, it's my money that you appreciate. 290 00:18:14,258 --> 00:18:16,593 - I appreciate you and I love you... Mwah. - Ha... 291 00:18:16,806 --> 00:18:18,463 - it's my money that you love.. - And your hair is so fine... 292 00:18:18,542 --> 00:18:23,089 - thank you, It's not available for borrow. - I didn't say you should... Okay I'm leaving... 293 00:18:24,340 --> 00:18:26,529 - Come here. - Ahn-ahn... Okay. 294 00:18:27,227 --> 00:18:31,807 What kind of juice is this one? This one that is looking like Zobo that you mixed with water? 295 00:18:31,997 --> 00:18:34,510 - No it's not Zobo. - I know you can not afford original juice... 296 00:18:34,795 --> 00:18:38,001 Better carry your Zobo and be drinking, I will still give you the money... 297 00:18:38,873 --> 00:18:41,542 - You don't want it? - I'm working, carry your zobo 298 00:18:42,562 --> 00:18:46,708 Wait... Is it sweet? 299 00:18:54,071 --> 00:18:54,931 Hi guys... 300 00:18:55,870 --> 00:18:59,388 It's your girl, Pretty Ify... 301 00:19:00,825 --> 00:19:02,739 Okay so, one question... 302 00:19:03,141 --> 00:19:04,392 How do you like my new hair? 303 00:19:05,599 --> 00:19:06,962 I know right, it's good. 304 00:19:07,364 --> 00:19:10,012 I got it from US Alabama... 305 00:19:10,372 --> 00:19:14,040 For $3000. I think 3000, 3500... 306 00:19:14,465 --> 00:19:18,263 Yeah maybe 3K or $3000 I think... 307 00:19:18,654 --> 00:19:21,970 Emm my lashes... They are the latest Rihanna collection... 308 00:19:24,491 --> 00:19:27,369 Still under works but, I had one... 309 00:19:27,855 --> 00:19:33,016 And my dress is straight all the way from the runway form Milan... 310 00:19:33,546 --> 00:19:35,360 I know you've seen my Amina Muadi Slippers... 311 00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:39,959 Okay so... 312 00:19:40,725 --> 00:19:44,337 This is my OOTD outfit of the day... 313 00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:47,763 Delectable, yeah. 314 00:19:48,740 --> 00:19:51,102 No I got it from Milan. I said it, I got it from Milan... 315 00:19:51,230 --> 00:19:53,139 The dress is off the runway from Milan.. 316 00:19:53,584 --> 00:19:57,548 And my hair is from US Alabama for $3200 or $3500 317 00:19:58,721 --> 00:20:00,379 The lashes are Fenty lashes 318 00:20:01,286 --> 00:20:05,345 Nancy girl, Of course I'm going to do a giveaway definitely... 319 00:20:05,392 --> 00:20:06,299 What would you like me to give away 320 00:20:06,698 --> 00:20:08,340 The dress or the hair? 321 00:20:08,778 --> 00:20:12,962 (In Pidgin) May thunder strike you... So this is what you do when I go to work... 322 00:20:13,113 --> 00:20:15,310 Thunder will fire you, what should you giveaway... 323 00:20:15,662 --> 00:20:19,024 So this what you do, when I go out to work hard... 324 00:20:19,359 --> 00:20:22,470 To feed you and house you, you come and wear my clothes... 325 00:20:22,540 --> 00:20:26,295 ...You wear my shoe, you wear my hair and then you are doing give away... 326 00:20:26,647 --> 00:20:30,089 - That's what you do abi? Remove my hair... - Roli calm down, I'm on instalive... 327 00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:32,200 - You are on instalive, you don't like instadead? 328 00:20:32,504 --> 00:20:33,396 Because you are dead. 329 00:20:33,946 --> 00:20:35,431 Remove my shoe and get out of my room! 330 00:20:37,309 --> 00:20:39,249 You are so shameless. Get out! 331 00:20:41,626 --> 00:20:43,534 (In Yoruba) It's not only Instalive , how about instadead! 332 00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:46,725 With your wretched followers, they need to know you are a waste! 333 00:20:47,015 --> 00:20:48,351 You are a disgrace! 334 00:20:49,701 --> 00:20:51,719 You are standing there, you want to do give away... 335 00:20:51,790 --> 00:20:53,901 She showed them all my things, you want to give away all my things... 336 00:20:54,026 --> 00:20:55,582 What do you have, you are not... 337 00:20:57,928 --> 00:21:00,501 God will punish you... Idiot. 338 00:21:00,642 --> 00:21:01,518 Wretched fool... 339 00:21:09,996 --> 00:21:11,317 Hi Ify... 340 00:21:12,654 --> 00:21:16,009 - I thought you are sleeping already... - (Chuckles) Sleeping kwa? 341 00:21:17,065 --> 00:21:19,614 After you made me lose half of my followers on instagram... 342 00:21:22,110 --> 00:21:23,173 Sorry... 343 00:21:26,582 --> 00:21:27,583 I'm sorry... 344 00:21:28,539 --> 00:21:30,862 Ah, but it's just that you didn't ask... 345 00:21:31,316 --> 00:21:34,616 Ah, If you take somebody's thing without asking, it's thievery... 346 00:21:35,392 --> 00:21:36,518 You have to ask... 347 00:21:36,689 --> 00:21:39,137 That I took it in the first place... 348 00:21:39,349 --> 00:21:42,773 ...That I'm wearing your stuff only means that I love you. - Ha. 349 00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:44,940 Sorry... 350 00:21:45,346 --> 00:21:47,582 Just ask me because they are my stuff. 351 00:21:48,201 --> 00:21:49,538 And I bought them with my money... 352 00:21:51,726 --> 00:21:54,433 - But I'm sorry... - Yeah, I'm sorry too... 353 00:21:57,191 --> 00:22:00,273 - Ifunaya you are still upset... - Yes Roli, I'm very upset. 354 00:22:01,267 --> 00:22:05,326 Roli I'm still upset, I lost about sixteen thousand followers today. I'm angry... 355 00:22:07,892 --> 00:22:08,790 I'm sorry... 356 00:22:10,105 --> 00:22:12,552 I, I really mean it. 357 00:22:16,345 --> 00:22:17,791 Okay can I make you an offer? 358 00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:21,726 Go ahead, make me an offer. 359 00:22:23,571 --> 00:22:24,768 The red handbag. 360 00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:31,673 It's for real. It's not the more you look, the less you see... 361 00:22:32,815 --> 00:22:33,761 Are you taking the offer? 362 00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:37,648 - Bring the bag first... - (Chuckles) 363 00:22:37,829 --> 00:22:40,911 - Anyways I'm going to see a movie, are you coming with me? - No... 364 00:22:42,585 --> 00:22:43,367 Ifunanya... 365 00:22:44,455 --> 00:22:46,043 - Are you sure - No 366 00:22:47,012 --> 00:22:50,317 - I'm buying popcorn, hot-dog and ice-cream... 367 00:22:50,897 --> 00:22:52,961 I don't really want to go, I’m serious... 368 00:22:53,117 --> 00:22:54,610 Don't forget to drop the hand bag before you go... 369 00:22:54,748 --> 00:22:57,165 I'll drop the bag. I'm buying hot-dog... 370 00:22:57,963 --> 00:23:00,723 And maybe have dinner after... 371 00:23:01,967 --> 00:23:04,258 Chicken and chips... So... 372 00:23:04,625 --> 00:23:06,353 - Are you sure you don't want to come? - No I'm good. 373 00:23:07,003 --> 00:23:08,059 - You're good. - Um-hmm... 374 00:23:08,371 --> 00:23:09,146 Okay... 375 00:23:10,928 --> 00:23:11,724 Okay o... 376 00:23:12,969 --> 00:23:15,354 Chicken and chips for dinner, after my movie... 377 00:23:15,514 --> 00:23:18,321 Okay wait... Wait,wait wait... 378 00:23:18,346 --> 00:23:21,079 - No . You said you don’t want to come... - No wait let me quickly dress up, wait... 379 00:23:21,127 --> 00:23:23,472 - Se you don't want to come - Chill now, Ah. 380 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:26,543 Ha! 381 00:23:27,802 --> 00:23:29,234 So tired and hungry... 382 00:23:31,372 --> 00:23:35,649 just I hope they made correct food for me... 383 00:23:48,190 --> 00:23:49,050 Ahn-ahn 384 00:23:52,546 --> 00:23:53,797 I don't understand 385 00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:56,909 Ahn-ahn 386 00:24:18,105 --> 00:24:20,482 Is one thing to work... 387 00:24:20,537 --> 00:24:24,868 And then people that are supposed to make the food are now too busy... 388 00:24:24,908 --> 00:24:29,981 ...Gallivanting, Probably with my clothes, my shoes, Argh... 389 00:24:31,558 --> 00:24:36,712 So I'll work, come back and cook to eat... 390 00:24:45,318 --> 00:24:47,730 Tolu! 391 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,054 Tolu! 392 00:24:50,578 --> 00:24:51,819 Ify ! 393 00:24:56,589 --> 00:24:58,747 Ahn-ahn... Hey... 394 00:24:59,536 --> 00:25:00,404 Hey... 395 00:25:00,515 --> 00:25:02,407 Didn't you go to work? Where is your car? 396 00:25:03,314 --> 00:25:05,527 (Kisses Lips) Tolu were you not supposed to make dinner today? 397 00:25:06,555 --> 00:25:09,636 Yes I was supposed to but I decided to buy Pizza for us... 398 00:25:09,714 --> 00:25:11,974 I bought your favorite; Barbecue Chicken... 399 00:25:13,484 --> 00:25:16,111 And I'm sure it's the money I borrowed you three days ago... 400 00:25:16,424 --> 00:25:18,074 That you used to buy Pizza... 401 00:25:18,777 --> 00:25:22,250 Money that I borrowed you that you can not afford to pay back... 402 00:25:22,784 --> 00:25:24,193 that you bought Pizza from... 403 00:25:24,247 --> 00:25:26,335 It's just for one night now... 404 00:25:26,811 --> 00:25:29,221 Awn... it's just for one night abi? 405 00:25:29,602 --> 00:25:33,582 Instead of you to go and cook with your hand... You know that's my problem, I don't understand... 406 00:25:33,630 --> 00:25:35,983 This poor people that you are trying to help... 407 00:25:37,152 --> 00:25:41,752 I borrowed you money. Now your hand is too heavy to cook. 408 00:25:42,743 --> 00:25:44,672 (In Yoruba) were you used to this? Do yo buy Pizza before? 409 00:25:44,789 --> 00:25:47,214 Am I not the one that buys pizza for all of us to eat? 410 00:25:47,786 --> 00:25:50,486 So now you want to show off? 411 00:25:50,968 --> 00:25:53,237 You went to buy Pizza with my money... 412 00:25:55,153 --> 00:25:56,982 I don't blame you, 413 00:25:57,343 --> 00:26:00,494 Monkey is working and Baboon is sitting at home and eating the money... 414 00:26:00,807 --> 00:26:04,326 - Rolake meaning what ? Meaning what? - Meaning what? Meaning what? 415 00:26:04,451 --> 00:26:06,351 Meaning that because I am your cousin, 416 00:26:06,690 --> 00:26:10,663 I work so hard and I make the money for you to sit down and consume... 417 00:26:10,835 --> 00:26:14,495 Anyhow, like somebody that doesn't have common sense 418 00:26:15,168 --> 00:26:15,918 Rolake... 419 00:26:17,389 --> 00:26:21,079 I don't know why I am stressing myself, After all It's my money that you can't even afford to pay me back.. 420 00:26:21,471 --> 00:26:22,065 Give me... 421 00:26:23,723 --> 00:26:24,106 Ha! 422 00:26:24,647 --> 00:26:26,743 It's my money, so... 423 00:26:28,425 --> 00:26:28,987 Hmm... 424 00:26:34,220 --> 00:26:34,822 You too... 425 00:26:35,643 --> 00:26:36,551 You followed her... 426 00:26:36,848 --> 00:26:39,218 You can not, you can't, you can not advise her... 427 00:26:39,562 --> 00:26:41,657 Argh! (Hiss) 428 00:26:42,549 --> 00:26:44,235 (Groans) 429 00:26:44,879 --> 00:26:46,538 You even bought three drinks... 430 00:26:51,501 --> 00:26:52,712 So she gave you money? 431 00:26:56,068 --> 00:27:00,408 - Talk now, she gave you money? - She gave me money? Yes! And you were not suppose to even know that 432 00:27:00,651 --> 00:27:01,769 (Sighs) 433 00:27:03,294 --> 00:27:04,506 Okay... 434 00:27:09,331 --> 00:27:10,730 I need to bathe please 435 00:27:12,044 --> 00:27:13,671 Should we eat the pizza without you? 436 00:27:15,540 --> 00:27:18,018 You didn't answer, should we eat the pizza without you? 437 00:27:19,465 --> 00:27:20,825 I will take that as a yes. 438 00:27:22,538 --> 00:27:28,684 (In Pidgin) I know I don't have any shame. (Chuckling) No shame for me... 439 00:27:29,317 --> 00:27:32,195 Words don't kill, They don't bite... 440 00:27:33,828 --> 00:27:36,800 They only stay for a little while... 441 00:27:40,290 --> 00:27:40,930 (Sighs) 442 00:27:43,393 --> 00:27:44,708 I saved you a slice. 443 00:27:45,232 --> 00:27:46,122 I don't want to eat it... 444 00:27:46,233 --> 00:27:49,564 Tolu you can't be angry like this all the time, you know how she is... 445 00:27:49,853 --> 00:27:51,511 You think what she did to you was terrible? 446 00:27:51,929 --> 00:27:53,414 Let me tell you what she did to me... 447 00:27:53,579 --> 00:27:56,621 I went to her office to say "hi" gladly, you know what she did? 448 00:27:56,973 --> 00:28:00,679 She collected the bag I was carrying, emptied my things and put it in a nylon bag... 449 00:28:00,745 --> 00:28:03,028 ...And claimed; because I didn't tell her, I couldn't carry her bag... 450 00:28:03,584 --> 00:28:06,337 And guess what, she came after to dashed me that same bag... 451 00:28:06,490 --> 00:28:09,891 - See that's the thing, how can you be so mean and so nice at the same time... 452 00:28:10,172 --> 00:28:13,010 See, Anger won't get you anywhere, you need to learn that... 453 00:28:13,097 --> 00:28:17,672 - What you should clearly learn is self respect because you are lacking it - Exc--- No.. 454 00:28:18,024 --> 00:28:20,269 I'm sorry, I don't understand that tone but... 455 00:28:20,613 --> 00:28:23,044 - I don't think I appreciate that... - Oh so you are angry? 456 00:28:23,231 --> 00:28:25,467 - I'm not upset but I don't like you talking to me like that, I don't appreciate that. 457 00:28:25,584 --> 00:28:28,885 -Oh why? Because I am not "big money bag Roli"? - This is not--- 458 00:28:30,839 --> 00:28:33,334 I don't have time, it's me that bought you Pizza. (Hisses) 459 00:28:34,914 --> 00:28:38,566 That's why you people are friends, both of you are manner less... 460 00:28:44,154 --> 00:28:48,142 So... This is... As you can see it's platinum blond 461 00:28:49,316 --> 00:28:53,663 With erm dark roots... Just in case you want to put your hair 462 00:28:53,804 --> 00:28:58,762 And then my dress is from Spense... Custom made actually for me... 463 00:28:59,758 --> 00:29:03,238 Hey! Hi girl come here. (Chuckling) 464 00:29:03,539 --> 00:29:06,072 Guys this is my bestie that I told you about... 465 00:29:06,611 --> 00:29:09,380 Roli Williams. Mwah!! 466 00:29:09,699 --> 00:29:16,151 Roli is my best friend, I call her my small god actually... My Kashoggi (Giggles) 467 00:29:16,285 --> 00:29:19,453 So Roli is the reason that I am who I am today... 468 00:29:19,632 --> 00:29:21,642 She gave me this beautiful house to live in... 469 00:29:22,102 --> 00:29:25,661 She gave me this beautiful clothes to wear, everything you see me wearing... 470 00:29:25,796 --> 00:29:28,674 All the shoes , the bag, the hair, everything... 471 00:29:29,118 --> 00:29:35,108 It's courtesy of my baby girl. I call her my small-god (stutters) My Kashoggi (Giggling) 472 00:29:35,393 --> 00:29:38,513 So guys Roli is responsible for my hair, 473 00:29:38,975 --> 00:29:42,431 My shoes. My clothe, my bags, the ones that trip all of you.. 474 00:29:42,517 --> 00:29:45,818 The beautiful house, this is the absolute reason... 475 00:29:46,583 --> 00:29:48,600 Thanks girl, say hi... 476 00:29:49,351 --> 00:29:51,274 - Say hi... - Hi... 477 00:29:51,330 --> 00:29:56,850 (Giggling) Best friends goal right? Love you... 478 00:29:56,929 --> 00:30:01,166 - Say "Love you too' - Love you too... (both chuckling) 479 00:30:01,715 --> 00:30:03,263 - It's actually very nice - Um-hmm... 480 00:30:04,428 --> 00:30:07,321 I bought it for you, cause I know that you will not buy it with your money... 481 00:30:07,447 --> 00:30:10,332 (Chuckling) But I introduced you to it, say thank you... 482 00:30:10,863 --> 00:30:12,764 - But I paid for it... - (indistinct response) 483 00:30:14,271 --> 00:30:16,453 Meanwhile this one you call me Kashoggi, Kashoggi... 484 00:30:16,695 --> 00:30:20,449 Ever since you put me in that your video, my followers have tripled and... 485 00:30:21,308 --> 00:30:23,772 That's not the issue, they are always begging me for money... 486 00:30:24,319 --> 00:30:25,618 (Chuckles) 487 00:30:25,806 --> 00:30:28,496 Well you wanted the world to know how generous you are, so there you go... 488 00:30:29,308 --> 00:30:30,591 But that's not true... 489 00:30:33,242 --> 00:30:33,775 Umm... 490 00:30:35,725 --> 00:30:37,328 Anyways , so what's the plan? 491 00:30:38,172 --> 00:30:40,464 - Plan for what? - Your birthday now, it’s in five days 492 00:30:41,426 --> 00:30:45,836 Ha, Nothing much, we will just do small chops... 493 00:30:46,509 --> 00:30:49,442 And drinks... And maybe Suya chops... 494 00:30:50,380 --> 00:30:52,507 Or you go out on a date with Collins, he's been asking ... 495 00:30:54,463 --> 00:30:55,768 You read my chats... 496 00:30:57,450 --> 00:30:59,413 No.. Before you start... 497 00:30:59,826 --> 00:31:02,478 the phone was unlocked and it was right in front of me, so... 498 00:31:03,496 --> 00:31:07,469 So because the phone was in front of you,that's enough reason for you to... 499 00:31:07,554 --> 00:31:10,071 - ...Read my chats. - See you are eating pepper. Calm down... 500 00:31:10,111 --> 00:31:13,802 - It was too tempting, I couldn't resist... - "It was too tempting, I couldn't resist"... 501 00:31:14,005 --> 00:31:15,828 You know you are the reason that guy has my number? 502 00:31:15,968 --> 00:31:19,909 You were, yes,yes... You are the first person that used my phone to call him... 503 00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:21,468 And that's the reason he has my number 504 00:31:21,602 --> 00:31:26,176 No, I flashed him and then he called back and I picked up and I pretended to be you... 505 00:31:26,522 --> 00:31:29,336 - that's what happened - you flashed him, why did you even do that anyways... 506 00:31:29,595 --> 00:31:31,643 look Ifunaya what do you want? 507 00:31:31,714 --> 00:31:35,240 I just want you to go out on a date with this guy, he's been begging... 508 00:31:35,334 --> 00:31:36,961 - that is not possible... - Why? 509 00:31:37,063 --> 00:31:38,635 - I don't want - Why? 510 00:31:40,292 --> 00:31:42,490 - I'll be working - Really... 511 00:31:43,175 --> 00:31:45,631 You have the rest of your life to do whatever work that you want to do... 512 00:31:45,893 --> 00:31:48,584 One night, One date night is not going to stop you, okay? 513 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:50,589 - Listen I know you like this guy... - I don’t like him--- 514 00:31:50,636 --> 00:31:51,786 Yes you do ! 515 00:31:52,575 --> 00:31:54,114 Why do you have his name stored on your phone... 516 00:31:54,208 --> 00:31:57,431 After all he gave you his-- what's it called, complimentary card. No? 517 00:32:02,741 --> 00:32:04,766 - I don’t like him--- - Yes you do ! 518 00:32:06,832 --> 00:32:08,450 - I don’t like him--- - Yes you do ! 519 00:32:08,662 --> 00:32:10,389 - I don’t like him--- - Yes you do ! 520 00:32:13,108 --> 00:32:14,907 Okay sir. 521 00:32:15,846 --> 00:32:17,378 Absolutely... 522 00:32:19,396 --> 00:32:20,804 Okay thank you sir. 523 00:32:23,658 --> 00:32:24,964 Okay sir. 524 00:32:25,299 --> 00:32:27,857 (stutters) I'll do just that... I will... 525 00:32:28,373 --> 00:32:30,723 Alright... have a good night sir.. 526 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:38,299 Wow, I really hope that we can get to do this another time... 527 00:32:38,488 --> 00:32:40,756 I'm sorry, I don't even think so... 528 00:32:41,016 --> 00:32:45,286 You already saw how today's date went... I was from one business call to another... 529 00:32:46,216 --> 00:32:47,389 All I do is work... 530 00:32:47,577 --> 00:32:51,995 (Phone beeps) Another client is calling... 531 00:32:53,623 --> 00:32:54,522 hello sir... 532 00:32:57,439 --> 00:32:58,190 Okay... 533 00:32:59,191 --> 00:33:01,662 oh yes I am home now, so... 534 00:33:01,928 --> 00:33:06,503 I will just cross check the receipt, Yes, and I'll get back to you... 535 00:33:07,950 --> 00:33:09,240 Yes sir... 536 00:33:10,162 --> 00:33:10,412 Call me.. 537 00:33:12,462 --> 00:33:13,439 Okay... 538 00:33:15,587 --> 00:33:17,174 Yes, yes, yes sir... 539 00:33:19,590 --> 00:33:21,395 Oh yes, I'm home now... 540 00:33:21,638 --> 00:33:25,767 So I'll just cross check and then, I’ll call you back... 541 00:33:34,726 --> 00:33:36,853 I didn’t even get to wish her a happy birthday 542 00:33:38,367 --> 00:33:40,065 (Indistinct) 543 00:33:40,166 --> 00:33:42,504 - Ahn-ahn, what's going on today now? - It's her birthday... 544 00:33:42,592 --> 00:33:44,420 Chuckles) 545 00:33:44,577 --> 00:33:46,649 - Umhun... - Alright. 546 00:33:47,865 --> 00:33:49,554 (Sighs) 547 00:33:50,211 --> 00:33:52,174 Me I will eat... 548 00:33:53,112 --> 00:33:56,513 - I came to this life to eat... - Foodie... Ah! 549 00:34:01,524 --> 00:34:04,723 - Hunhun? Ahn-ahn birthday girl... - What's going on here? 550 00:34:04,881 --> 00:34:07,336 - Birthday girl.. (Chuckles) - move away , let me pass... 551 00:34:07,414 --> 00:34:08,040 Sorry... 552 00:34:09,577 --> 00:34:12,173 Han-han You are back from you date already? 553 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:16,208 - Welcome... How did it go? - What's going on here? 554 00:34:18,187 --> 00:34:21,346 It went fast. What's going on? 555 00:34:21,830 --> 00:34:23,089 Argh, I mean... 556 00:34:24,146 --> 00:34:26,938 What do you mean "what's going on"? It’s your birthday and we are celebrating... 557 00:34:28,734 --> 00:34:29,421 Okay... 558 00:34:30,477 --> 00:34:35,929 So because it's my birthday that's an avenue for you people to finish all the food that I bought in my house.. 559 00:34:37,513 --> 00:34:41,063 The food that I'm suppose to feed you people for six months... 560 00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:44,318 - You want to finish it in one day... - Roli, why are you talking like this 561 00:34:44,428 --> 00:34:47,800 It's your birthday and we felt that since Collins was taking you out on your special day... 562 00:34:47,854 --> 00:34:50,184 That you should celebrate on your behalf in the house... 563 00:34:50,638 --> 00:34:53,594 Celebrate on behalf of me... 564 00:34:54,509 --> 00:34:55,572 Behind me... 565 00:34:56,433 --> 00:34:57,543 with my food... 566 00:34:58,372 --> 00:35:00,914 - that I bought with my hard earned money... - (In Hausa) Come on Roli... 567 00:35:01,039 --> 00:35:02,838 Do you people even have conscience... 568 00:35:03,198 --> 00:35:05,662 No.no Do you even have a conscience at all... 569 00:35:06,897 --> 00:35:09,752 Look at, you spread everywhere in my living room... 570 00:35:10,089 --> 00:35:12,685 As if, spread like bed-sheet... Look at... 571 00:35:13,076 --> 00:35:16,251 Are you the one that bought this rug? Eh? 572 00:35:17,359 --> 00:35:19,150 - Are you the one that bought the rug? - We washed it, that is why--- 573 00:35:19,196 --> 00:35:20,572 - You washed rug... 574 00:35:20,972 --> 00:35:23,881 You cooked Jollof rice... What's this one, you people can not eat from one plate... 575 00:35:24,726 --> 00:35:29,277 You cooked fried rice, you cooked jollof rice... Why can't both of out eat one plate of food... 576 00:35:29,667 --> 00:35:34,874 You waste my gas, you are eating... that chicken is it not bigger than head 577 00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:40,294 But your conscience did not tell you, only you balanced... 578 00:35:40,606 --> 00:35:46,267 You too, look at you, hmm, Keep eating eating, you came to this life to eat right? Be eating my money... 579 00:35:46,660 --> 00:35:47,589 Be eating my money... 580 00:35:48,110 --> 00:35:50,081 - Let me respond to my clients... - We wanted to do something nice for you... 581 00:35:50,668 --> 00:35:55,164 Nice? Do something nice for your life and use your head... 582 00:35:55,431 --> 00:35:59,819 Me I'm going to go and answer my client so that I can work and make more money 583 00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:06,711 For; (in Yoruba) Paupers like you to balance and eat hopelessly... 584 00:36:09,295 --> 00:36:13,815 Look at you, eat... Shebi you came to this life to eat food... eat food! 585 00:36:14,910 --> 00:36:19,242 Poor wretched things... Ahn-ahn, you don't have conscience... 586 00:36:19,586 --> 00:36:23,082 No conscience at all ! 587 00:36:25,577 --> 00:36:27,884 Well,(Sighs) 588 00:36:41,028 --> 00:36:41,567 What? 589 00:36:45,287 --> 00:36:48,242 (Indistinct) 590 00:36:48,986 --> 00:36:52,028 - After all that insult, you are still eating this chicken? - Did I die? 591 00:36:52,736 --> 00:36:54,010 Did the insult kill me? 592 00:36:54,927 --> 00:36:57,860 We shouldn’t have even made this effort at all... 593 00:36:59,329 --> 00:37:02,652 (humming) You can not finish your food? Help me put it here... 594 00:37:04,068 --> 00:37:05,773 Take eat and die... 595 00:37:09,001 --> 00:37:11,643 - (indistinct) - Insult me... 596 00:37:12,058 --> 00:37:13,426 Okay sir... 597 00:37:15,397 --> 00:37:17,141 Alright thank you sir... 598 00:37:21,596 --> 00:37:22,934 (sighs) 599 00:37:24,045 --> 00:37:26,609 Oh.. I got shawarma for the girls 600 00:37:36,330 --> 00:37:37,018 What? 601 00:37:37,973 --> 00:37:40,326 I got us shawarma! 602 00:37:40,725 --> 00:37:41,640 I'm not interested 603 00:37:46,715 --> 00:37:48,170 Tolu it's the big one o... 604 00:37:48,666 --> 00:37:52,748 - It's chicken and beef with double peperoni... - I'm still not interested 605 00:37:55,193 --> 00:37:56,397 Tolu Cuz.. 606 00:37:58,039 --> 00:37:59,470 Okay I'm sorry... 607 00:38:02,314 --> 00:38:03,237 Tolu... 608 00:38:09,001 --> 00:38:09,681 Okay... 609 00:38:10,698 --> 00:38:11,726 Ify... 610 00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:15,201 I'm also not interested 611 00:38:20,616 --> 00:38:24,911 So if Tolu is behaving like a big baby, you too you can't behave like a grown woman abi? 612 00:38:25,101 --> 00:38:26,989 Still not interested 613 00:38:32,504 --> 00:38:33,857 Okay... 614 00:38:37,446 --> 00:38:41,412 This shawarma is large/large. I can’t even finish it... 615 00:38:46,018 --> 00:38:48,152 Okay Ify? 616 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:49,503 Still not interested 617 00:38:52,721 --> 00:38:55,258 What if I give you my Neon shoes? 618 00:38:57,304 --> 00:38:59,934 You know what , you need to cut out a lot of your bullshit. 619 00:39:00,459 --> 00:39:01,777 Neon shoes... 620 00:39:07,609 --> 00:39:10,484 The Neon shoes... Do I still get them? 621 00:39:13,533 --> 00:39:16,729 - Let's go to my room, you'll eat shawarma with me... 622 00:39:29,683 --> 00:39:34,949 There she is... So guys check out my new banging Neon shoes... 623 00:39:35,286 --> 00:39:40,425 Courtesy of my small god, Kashoggi Baby ! 624 00:39:40,515 --> 00:39:43,085 Mwah! We say thank you... 625 00:39:43,890 --> 00:39:48,932 Alright... Until next time, I remain your beautiful Pretty Ify... 626 00:39:49,244 --> 00:39:54,137 ...So guys, stay beautiful in all you do and I will catch you some other time, (kisses) 627 00:39:54,753 --> 00:39:59,416 Hello... (chuckles) (Indistinct mutterings) 628 00:39:59,494 --> 00:40:00,611 Why are you so happy? 629 00:40:01,527 --> 00:40:06,744 I don't know , maybe because my followers can’t get enough of me... (Both Chuckles) 630 00:40:08,156 --> 00:40:09,686 Why is your life like this? 631 00:40:11,630 --> 00:40:12,591 Like how? 632 00:40:14,640 --> 00:40:15,701 Wasting your life... 633 00:40:18,082 --> 00:40:21,467 Roli, you've started again... What's up now, are you trying to insult me or what? 634 00:40:21,713 --> 00:40:24,740 (Chuckles) That's the thing... Now you'll say Roli has started again... 635 00:40:24,930 --> 00:40:27,264 But I'm only stating the obvious 636 00:40:27,919 --> 00:40:30,646 That you are wasting your life away on social media... 637 00:40:31,841 --> 00:40:32,757 (sucks teeth) Hee... 638 00:40:33,896 --> 00:40:37,304 If only you knew? You don't know anything... 639 00:40:38,098 --> 00:40:42,503 Listen... You just wait and watch let my followers hit a one million, 640 00:40:42,738 --> 00:40:47,352 then you will know how privileged you are to be living with this social media influencer... 641 00:40:47,564 --> 00:40:48,636 - Waoh... - Mhmm... 642 00:40:49,343 --> 00:40:52,449 And how is that one going to feed you 643 00:40:53,547 --> 00:40:58,273 - Well... - I thought as much, you have no answer 644 00:40:59,947 --> 00:41:05,668 So tell me Ify, who's your mentor if you have any... 645 00:41:07,038 --> 00:41:10,612 Well it's between Kim K or Toke Makinwa... 646 00:41:10,768 --> 00:41:14,422 But of late I've drawing close to Toke because I feel like... 647 00:41:14,635 --> 00:41:17,287 ...Me and her have a connection, this baby-girl for life kind of thing... 648 00:41:17,421 --> 00:41:19,980 ...Plus I want to be a social media influencer just like her 649 00:41:20,493 --> 00:41:21,677 Great. 650 00:41:22,181 --> 00:41:25,777 But are you aware that Toke makinwa has a life outside of Social media. 651 00:41:26,215 --> 00:41:29,825 She is an OAP, a successful business woman. 652 00:41:30,395 --> 00:41:32,685 But you, what do you do? 653 00:41:33,717 --> 00:41:36,789 Am a slay queen/model... 654 00:41:37,035 --> 00:41:40,688 - (Laughing) - Why are you laughing? 655 00:41:41,126 --> 00:41:43,876 Model, at quarter to thirty? 656 00:41:44,451 --> 00:41:47,813 (Chuckling) In this your old age? 657 00:41:47,970 --> 00:41:53,131 You did make it before now? It's now you want to make it as a model? 658 00:41:53,355 --> 00:41:58,755 Look Ify, you have to make a living first before you live the life like me... 659 00:42:00,074 --> 00:42:02,308 - Eh? - I don’t understand 660 00:42:03,057 --> 00:42:05,325 I don't expect you to understand so... 661 00:42:07,991 --> 00:42:16,136 So, I need you to write a proposal of any kind of business at all... I will not judge you... 662 00:42:16,482 --> 00:42:20,508 Any business at all that you are sure that you can do very well... 663 00:42:20,799 --> 00:42:25,469 That will fetch you money, and maybe I can write you a cheque of one million Naira 664 00:42:29,765 --> 00:42:34,457 - One million as in one million? - It's not to go and buy clothes... 665 00:42:34,804 --> 00:42:40,300 It's not for clothes oo, because if you use this my hard earned money to go and buy material things... 666 00:42:40,503 --> 00:42:45,830 Buy clothe , shoe,hair and all those your stuff... I will use police to arrest you. 667 00:42:45,953 --> 00:42:50,515 And I will pay them extra money to beat you up (In Yoruba) very well... Yes... 668 00:42:50,738 --> 00:42:54,091 - Okay Roli see, maybe you shouldn't bother giving me that money - I will give you. 669 00:42:54,236 --> 00:42:55,654 - No I don't want. - I said I will give you... 670 00:42:55,722 --> 00:42:57,915 - Roli I don't-- - You must be useful to yourself, I will give you... 671 00:42:57,949 --> 00:43:01,122 - ...You must start to earn a living... I will give you - Roli I--- 672 00:43:01,234 --> 00:43:07,095 Listen let me breakdown social media influencing for you. At a point you start to get paid--- 673 00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:09,631 - (In Pidgin) Leave now... I said leave... - To post 674 00:43:11,184 --> 00:43:14,446 Leave my room... I will give you the money whether you like it or not... 675 00:43:14,569 --> 00:43:17,239 -You will make a living and you will start fending for yourself... 676 00:43:17,351 --> 00:43:20,867 - You are always uptight... - And just so you know, until you bring the proposal... 677 00:43:21,421 --> 00:43:25,928 ...No wearing of my wigs, my shoes , nothing. And I'm not carry you in my car... 678 00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:30,140 - I'll come back when you are in a better mood - I'm better. 679 00:43:30,253 --> 00:43:32,480 - Err can I get the curly black-- - No you can't. 680 00:43:32,648 --> 00:43:35,831 You can leave now. My proposal. 681 00:43:37,229 --> 00:43:40,524 Remember o, no more borrowing o 682 00:43:41,199 --> 00:43:44,472 You can't enter my car until you bring the proposal... 683 00:43:52,001 --> 00:43:54,671 - So where are we? - One second 684 00:44:00,342 --> 00:44:01,303 There you go. 685 00:44:04,956 --> 00:44:06,219 What is this? 686 00:44:08,363 --> 00:44:12,522 - Roli it's my proposal - (Scoffs) Is this how to write a proposal in your village 687 00:44:13,003 --> 00:44:15,841 What is this? Is this a proposal or list? 688 00:44:16,086 --> 00:44:17,617 Seems like a market list... 689 00:44:17,930 --> 00:44:21,599 Roli see, we've already established that I'm the dumbest of all trio... 690 00:44:21,642 --> 00:44:24,805 ...Like (Chuckles) I accept it please just take me as I am (In Pidgin) please... 691 00:44:25,084 --> 00:44:26,804 Of course you are... 692 00:44:27,552 --> 00:44:30,535 So you want to sell cream on Instagram 693 00:44:31,211 --> 00:44:34,126 Yes and all my followers are going to patronize me. 694 00:44:34,395 --> 00:44:36,695 I told you they will come in handy, you didn't believe me, so you see? 695 00:44:37,544 --> 00:44:41,816 - At least you are doing something good with your instagram... - Yeah... 696 00:44:42,837 --> 00:44:43,902 - Hi... - Hi. 697 00:44:44,014 --> 00:44:45,828 - Please come in - Thank you... 698 00:44:45,973 --> 00:44:47,079 - Hi - Hi 699 00:44:47,404 --> 00:44:51,168 - Please correct me if I’m wrong, is this Roli Oshinkoya's apartment? - Yes 700 00:44:51,236 --> 00:44:54,234 Yes.. You must be the guest she has been waiting for... 701 00:44:54,313 --> 00:44:56,291 - Erm let me get her for you... - Okay no problem... 702 00:44:56,424 --> 00:44:59,373 Please sit , erm do you need wine,juice water,wine? 703 00:44:59,452 --> 00:45:02,003 - I'm fine, thank you... Just get her for me. - Okay I will 704 00:45:02,059 --> 00:45:03,064 Thank you. 705 00:45:05,187 --> 00:45:10,684 - So... I hope this is not bleaching cream? - Hell no, it's just lightning cream... 706 00:45:11,175 --> 00:45:13,499 Sorry, you said it's what? 707 00:45:13,883 --> 00:45:15,793 - Lightning cream - What's the difference? 708 00:45:16,743 --> 00:45:19,782 - The packaging... - Waoh 709 00:45:21,631 --> 00:45:24,250 - Body brightening... - Ahn-ahn o this is where you are hiding? 710 00:45:24,518 --> 00:45:27,713 - Your visitor is downstairs - Oh Nelson. 711 00:45:28,104 --> 00:45:30,885 - Let me go and get his documents... - Okay... 712 00:45:30,986 --> 00:45:33,478 - I'll get back to you. - This your hair is nice... 713 00:45:33,516 --> 00:45:37,783 - Thank you, it's not up for borrowing... - (Ify chuckles) (Tolu) Roli... 714 00:45:38,889 --> 00:45:42,062 - I'll see you later - Who's looking for you that you are seeing later? 715 00:45:45,156 --> 00:45:46,162 - Hi - Oh no... 716 00:45:46,274 --> 00:45:49,581 - I insist, just have a glass of wine at least... - Thank you 717 00:45:49,948 --> 00:45:52,395 So to who do I owe this kind gesture? 718 00:45:52,865 --> 00:45:54,496 Erm, I'm Tolu... 719 00:45:54,733 --> 00:45:57,406 Oh that’s a nice name... You must be Roli’s friend? 720 00:45:57,486 --> 00:45:58,927 Actually I'm her cousin 721 00:45:59,430 --> 00:46:02,155 - Oh nicer... - (Chuckles) 722 00:46:02,323 --> 00:46:04,725 - I'm Nelson - Nice to meet you 723 00:46:04,769 --> 00:46:06,031 Nice to meet you too... 724 00:46:07,511 --> 00:46:08,393 (Indistinct mutter) 725 00:46:09,846 --> 00:46:10,258 Hey... 726 00:46:11,923 --> 00:46:13,181 - Hi Nelson... - Hi Roli... 727 00:46:13,206 --> 00:46:16,491 Sorry I was trying to put the document together, that's all over it... 728 00:46:17,882 --> 00:46:20,432 - (Sighs) - It's good thing you took your time... 729 00:46:20,768 --> 00:46:24,270 I got to realize that you have such a very , very fine Cousin... 730 00:46:24,389 --> 00:46:27,181 - Eh, cousin? - I mean Tolu... 731 00:46:28,765 --> 00:46:33,525 And erm, I think I kind of like her already 732 00:46:35,359 --> 00:46:38,889 - Come on Roli... - (Chuckles) You like Tolu? 733 00:46:39,704 --> 00:46:42,557 - She's a very caring person... - (Chuckles) 734 00:46:44,077 --> 00:46:49,879 - Because she gave you a glass of wine... - well.. She's a sweet person glass of wine or no glass of wine... 735 00:46:49,980 --> 00:46:51,879 - Is everything here? - - (Chuckles) Everything is there.. 736 00:46:51,980 --> 00:46:53,768 Okay... 737 00:46:54,207 --> 00:46:59,804 - We'll talk about that later on, she's - Okay just drink up, I'd erm... 738 00:47:00,117 --> 00:47:01,994 To the document or to Tolu? 739 00:47:02,857 --> 00:47:07,261 - You want me to go out on a date with him? - Yes , you have to go... 740 00:47:07,576 --> 00:47:10,391 Me I already told him you don’t know how to dress but that's not a problem... 741 00:47:10,781 --> 00:47:13,954 - Can I say no? - No. You cannot say no. 742 00:47:14,268 --> 00:47:17,424 You can not not say no, at all. 743 00:47:17,759 --> 00:47:21,703 That's my biggest client this year, and he has never asked me for any favour 744 00:47:22,261 --> 00:47:25,345 So this one favour he asked me for, you have to go. You cannot say no. 745 00:47:25,517 --> 00:47:27,606 But I don’t like him, I don't even know him... 746 00:47:28,242 --> 00:47:29,762 You don’t have to like him... 747 00:47:30,153 --> 00:47:32,219 - You don’t have to like him. Just go. - Ahn-ahn.. 748 00:47:32,867 --> 00:47:34,118 Fake it... 749 00:47:34,268 --> 00:47:37,329 I should fake feelings? I should fake feeling for him? 750 00:47:38,167 --> 00:47:40,267 - Come on Roli? - What's come on? 751 00:47:40,772 --> 00:47:43,645 - Why can you not fake feelings, what is there in faking feelings! - Ahn-ahn 752 00:47:43,768 --> 00:47:45,544 What is there in faking feelings! 753 00:47:45,884 --> 00:47:47,369 After everything I’ve done for you in this life... 754 00:47:47,705 --> 00:47:51,559 After everything I’ve done for you, I have never asked you for one thing! 755 00:47:52,386 --> 00:47:56,747 One favour, I have never asked you. I'm the reason you are whatever you are today. 756 00:47:56,904 --> 00:48:00,974 I'm the reason that you are here and then I ask for one favour... 757 00:48:01,387 --> 00:48:04,649 Have I ever asked for any favour? One favour, you cannot do it... 758 00:48:05,219 --> 00:48:07,503 Me I have always known, I have always known... 759 00:48:07,548 --> 00:48:09,860 I've just been doing as if I didn't know. 760 00:48:09,993 --> 00:48:12,631 I've always known that both of you are bunch of ingrates... 761 00:48:12,765 --> 00:48:17,807 - (In Yoruba) Bunch of ingrates! Both of you. - Roli no,stop right there, don't do that. 762 00:48:18,266 --> 00:48:21,070 How am I a part of this equation, what has this got to do with me? 763 00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:23,071 It was Tolu you asked to go on a date with the guy,no me. 764 00:48:23,137 --> 00:48:26,657 - Tolu can go on a date with the guy - No, no, no.. 765 00:48:26,985 --> 00:48:31,498 - How are you not a part of the equation? - Because you didn't ask me to go on a date with the guy , it was Tolu you asked to do it... 766 00:48:31,633 --> 00:48:34,749 But when I was talking, did you join your mouth? 767 00:48:35,234 --> 00:48:38,552 - When I was talking, why didn't you talk... - Because , you always ask me not to interfere in (stutters) 768 00:48:38,597 --> 00:48:41,759 Not to interfere, I cannot blame you, Shebi now you can talk back at me... 769 00:48:42,170 --> 00:48:46,213 (In Yoruba) You bloody paupers , That's what you are! Poor people. 770 00:48:46,577 --> 00:48:49,279 Very ungrateful, Ungrateful things! 771 00:48:49,425 --> 00:48:52,945 That's how you people are. That's how you people are going to remain poor forever... 772 00:48:54,647 --> 00:48:56,848 (in Yoruba) Rubbish! - (Tolu Sighs) ( 773 00:48:56,949 --> 00:48:59,485 Is that word in the dictionary? 774 00:49:01,031 --> 00:49:02,069 - What? - Water 775 00:49:02,125 --> 00:49:03,556 Why don't you want to go for the date yourself? Even if... 776 00:49:03,957 --> 00:49:06,751 You are supposed to go so that at least you can collect thank you for coming and eat free food... 777 00:49:06,941 --> 00:49:08,528 It's like you are moving mad? 778 00:49:08,966 --> 00:49:10,575 Yes! It's like you are moving mad? 779 00:49:10,843 --> 00:49:13,848 Oh you can face me , why didn't you keep the same energy with your cousin? 780 00:49:14,094 --> 00:49:15,871 Because you don't want to be moving homeless... 781 00:49:16,611 --> 00:49:18,901 - Are we not in the same (stutters) - I've accepted... 782 00:49:18,968 --> 00:49:20,477 - (Hisses) - Me I'm not forming , I've accepted my own.. 783 00:49:20,533 --> 00:49:22,346 - I don't have house or clothes - You don't no shame 784 00:49:22,447 --> 00:49:24,324 - No I don't - No shame... 785 00:49:24,749 --> 00:49:27,977 - She told us we are going to remain poor.. - She told you her cousin 786 00:49:28,145 --> 00:49:29,887 - She was facing you when she said it... - You. You... your generation... 787 00:49:29,954 --> 00:49:34,528 - You are the one related to her... - All of us, it's you. 788 00:49:34,629 --> 00:49:37,332 See better go and get ready and get... 789 00:49:37,958 --> 00:49:38,829 (Knocking) 790 00:49:41,489 --> 00:49:42,393 Good morning... 791 00:49:46,632 --> 00:49:47,961 Good morning 792 00:49:51,335 --> 00:49:52,598 Are you still upset? 793 00:50:01,282 --> 00:50:02,131 Fine... 794 00:50:03,442 --> 00:50:06,269 Have changed my mind. I will go on the date with him 795 00:50:08,995 --> 00:50:10,224 But on one condition... 796 00:50:10,582 --> 00:50:12,828 (Chuckles) (sucks teeth) 797 00:50:13,223 --> 00:50:14,676 You are still giving condition... 798 00:50:15,547 --> 00:50:17,066 Do you know that, that guy is a big fish? 799 00:50:17,345 --> 00:50:19,133 Infact he's a whale... 800 00:50:19,580 --> 00:50:21,267 He will take you from this your zero... 801 00:50:21,595 --> 00:50:24,186 This your zero where are doing local shakara, you think you are somebody... 802 00:50:24,432 --> 00:50:29,481 He will you from this your zero, to the hundred that you never in your life dreamt of 803 00:50:30,214 --> 00:50:34,061 - You are giving condition... - do you have to abuse me, eh? 804 00:50:35,727 --> 00:50:37,312 I still want the deal 805 00:50:40,642 --> 00:50:41,592 What do you want? 806 00:50:42,331 --> 00:50:45,681 You go on a second date with Collins... 807 00:50:47,977 --> 00:50:49,027 Um-hmm. 808 00:50:50,547 --> 00:50:51,072 (sucks teeth) 809 00:50:51,759 --> 00:50:55,814 (Sighs) Ify... Ifunaya!!! 810 00:50:56,338 --> 00:50:57,579 Ifunaya!!! 811 00:50:59,757 --> 00:51:01,164 Please excuse me... 812 00:51:02,505 --> 00:51:04,286 Please leave me, I need my space.. 813 00:51:04,946 --> 00:51:05,773 So I should go? 814 00:52:10,748 --> 00:52:12,716 Thanks for coming out with me tonight. 815 00:52:12,808 --> 00:52:16,847 And I really appreciate you not picking your numerous calls this time 816 00:52:18,255 --> 00:52:20,549 At least you won’t say that I didn’t try 817 00:52:21,748 --> 00:52:22,947 Well, I hope you had fun 818 00:52:24,201 --> 00:52:26,247 Well I tried 819 00:52:27,212 --> 00:52:28,593 I actually did have fun... 820 00:52:29,062 --> 00:52:31,616 And I really hope that we can do this again some other time... 821 00:52:32,269 --> 00:52:34,798 (Chuckles) That am not sure of 822 00:52:35,631 --> 00:52:36,152 Why? 823 00:52:37,128 --> 00:52:43,540 Because I already told you, I don't have time for hanging out every now and then... 824 00:52:44,023 --> 00:52:47,308 - But we can make time... - I have lot's of work... 825 00:52:47,803 --> 00:52:51,113 And there is nothing as important to me as my work... 826 00:52:54,127 --> 00:52:55,378 Thank you... 827 00:52:56,577 --> 00:53:00,018 Thank you very much for tonight, I'd have to go now. 828 00:53:01,181 --> 00:53:04,270 It's my pleasure... 829 00:53:09,197 --> 00:53:10,630 - Good night - Good night 830 00:53:25,544 --> 00:53:27,486 - Hello? - Hi... 831 00:53:27,564 --> 00:53:30,849 - Ahn-ahn. I still can't get over this your outfit... - Oh wow 832 00:53:31,070 --> 00:53:34,159 - So what's up, how did it go? - It went well.. 833 00:53:35,436 --> 00:53:38,044 Just went well, no kissing nothing? 834 00:53:38,109 --> 00:53:42,086 I don't understand, why would I go and be kissing and... uh-huh... 835 00:53:42,555 --> 00:53:44,146 I should have just slept with him... 836 00:53:44,471 --> 00:53:48,499 Ahn-ahn but you like this guy. Why are you making things difficult--- 837 00:53:48,864 --> 00:53:50,754 - Where is Tolu - She is not yet back 838 00:53:51,774 --> 00:53:53,206 - She not back? - No... 839 00:53:53,350 --> 00:53:56,660 - I thought she said she was going to spend barely thirty minutes - Well 840 00:53:56,766 --> 00:53:59,489 Since she could not stand the guy... 841 00:53:59,855 --> 00:54:03,308 (Chuckles) I don't know that--- Oh that's them. 842 00:54:03,882 --> 00:54:04,768 Are you sure, check... 843 00:54:06,958 --> 00:54:11,780 (chuckles) (Indistinct conversation) 844 00:54:12,054 --> 00:54:13,734 - You enjoyed it though... - It was nice... 845 00:54:13,918 --> 00:54:17,150 - Okay. I can't believe here we are.. - Here we are... 846 00:54:17,853 --> 00:54:21,869 So... so did I make up for my promise of us having a good time tonight? 847 00:54:22,143 --> 00:54:23,173 Actually yeah... 848 00:54:23,368 --> 00:54:25,583 - I did enjoy hanging out with you... - Wow. 849 00:54:25,740 --> 00:54:29,468 - (Chuckles) - and I was so worried I was gonna bore you 850 00:54:29,808 --> 00:54:31,282 - Very funny... - I was so worried... 851 00:54:31,387 --> 00:54:33,968 - No.. I enjoyed my time... - Wow... 852 00:54:34,932 --> 00:54:38,620 - We do this sometimes again then? - Yeah 853 00:54:38,751 --> 00:54:42,935 Like tomorrow... With me , you'll enjoy it 854 00:54:44,491 --> 00:54:47,073 - Okay tomorrow... - Alright... 855 00:54:47,218 --> 00:54:50,411 (Chuckles) (Indistinct) 856 00:54:51,584 --> 00:54:54,569 - Do have a great night - You too.. 857 00:54:57,411 --> 00:54:59,131 - Hey, how did it go? - Hi 858 00:54:59,364 --> 00:55:02,025 Hi... why are you guys acting weird... 859 00:55:02,117 --> 00:55:03,225 How did it go? 860 00:55:03,368 --> 00:55:05,871 (chuckling) 861 00:55:06,300 --> 00:55:08,894 - Welcome... - Thank you... 862 00:55:09,259 --> 00:55:10,784 How did it go? 863 00:55:11,410 --> 00:55:12,335 It was nice... 864 00:55:12,883 --> 00:55:15,218 - Just nice? - It was very nice, actually it was sweet. 865 00:55:15,453 --> 00:55:17,486 Awn. (Chuckling) 866 00:55:17,603 --> 00:55:19,272 I can't wait to see him tomorrow... 867 00:55:19,532 --> 00:55:23,703 - (Roli and Ify) Tomorrow? - We are having a second date. 868 00:55:24,223 --> 00:55:26,089 - Wow... - Okay (Chuckling) 869 00:55:26,220 --> 00:55:28,214 - That's so sweet - I know 870 00:55:28,292 --> 00:55:29,896 But just be careful o... 871 00:55:31,433 --> 00:55:33,845 You know both of you are not on the same level 872 00:55:34,561 --> 00:55:37,846 I'm sorry but I'm just telling you the truth... 873 00:55:38,000 --> 00:55:42,238 He's like High up there... And you, you are like ground level... 874 00:55:42,407 --> 00:55:47,634 Ah, you know sometimes you just get carried away and you now think that both of you are on the same level.. 875 00:55:47,778 --> 00:55:51,206 Meanwhile you are like this... (chuckling...) 876 00:55:52,274 --> 00:55:55,429 Yes I will not get carried away to think we on a--- 877 00:55:55,496 --> 00:55:59,429 - But he actually likes me so... - That's my dress... 878 00:55:59,574 --> 00:56:02,021 So good on you, ahn-ahn 879 00:56:02,102 --> 00:56:04,327 - No wonder you are looking like a baby girl today... - (chuckles) 880 00:56:04,382 --> 00:56:06,516 - So good... I'm so happy... - Yeah... 881 00:56:06,799 --> 00:56:11,637 I thought it was the brown wig I gave to you, you didn't even tell me you were changing to my black... 882 00:56:11,748 --> 00:56:14,787 - Speaking of the brown . Can I borrow it please? - No it's not available... 883 00:56:15,941 --> 00:56:19,141 Tolu not time tell me before you take that purse please ... 884 00:56:19,231 --> 00:56:22,426 - Argh, but this is not your own o. I bought it. - Yeah 885 00:56:22,616 --> 00:56:24,258 - You bought it? - Yes... 886 00:56:24,526 --> 00:56:27,520 - Or I bought it for you? - No, I bought I it with my money... 887 00:56:28,125 --> 00:56:29,822 - Eh-hen? - Umm.. 888 00:56:29,903 --> 00:56:33,838 - Then I'm happy for you... - (chuckles) Thank you... Thank you... 889 00:56:33,996 --> 00:56:36,632 - Is there food? I mean... - I don't understand. 890 00:56:36,978 --> 00:56:38,609 Where they took you to, they didn't buy you food... 891 00:56:47,122 --> 00:56:47,993 Hello? 892 00:57:01,393 --> 00:57:03,002 So how are you? 893 00:57:04,655 --> 00:57:06,220 As you can see , I am fine... 894 00:57:07,091 --> 00:57:09,091 I'm very busy with my work... 895 00:57:09,508 --> 00:57:11,967 (Chuckles) Yeah, I can see that... 896 00:57:12,290 --> 00:57:16,725 - I just thought maybe I could take you out to lunch.. - Argh, do I look hungry? 897 00:57:17,846 --> 00:57:21,947 - Did I tell you that I've not eaten? Argh! - (Sigh) 898 00:57:22,672 --> 00:57:24,114 Okay erm... 899 00:57:24,487 --> 00:57:27,402 Is there anything that I can do for you, is there anything you need? 900 00:57:27,470 --> 00:57:30,686 Do I look needy to you? I'm not needy.. 901 00:57:31,413 --> 00:57:34,017 I don't need anything... 902 00:57:34,727 --> 00:57:37,029 Roli, I'm just trying to be nice... 903 00:57:39,928 --> 00:57:41,002 I really like you... 904 00:57:42,632 --> 00:57:45,961 And I've been trying everything to get your attention but... 905 00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:51,395 - (Sighs) See... 906 00:57:53,819 --> 00:57:55,305 I just feel like... 907 00:57:55,987 --> 00:57:59,405 If you give this a chance we can really... 908 00:58:03,738 --> 00:58:04,866 Roli... 909 00:58:09,424 --> 00:58:11,022 Did you hear anything I said? 910 00:58:12,854 --> 00:58:14,017 Are you done? 911 00:58:19,740 --> 00:58:21,338 You don't have any more lines? 912 00:58:25,479 --> 00:58:30,110 I don't understand how a full grown man like you.. 913 00:58:31,361 --> 00:58:36,544 ...Would leave his office, on a beautiful glorious day like this... 914 00:58:36,634 --> 00:58:40,533 In this hot afternoon... You left your work! 915 00:58:40,817 --> 00:58:44,057 Your own office and you came to my own working place... 916 00:58:44,448 --> 00:58:47,464 And you saw me working, working for my hard earned money... 917 00:58:47,578 --> 00:58:52,017 And then you come to ask me... If I'm hungry, If I need--- Do I look needy? 918 00:58:52,632 --> 00:58:55,615 Do I look hungry? Don't I look well fed enough? 919 00:58:56,096 --> 00:59:00,196 I'm asking you? Argh, Does it even make sense to you... 920 00:59:00,636 --> 00:59:03,172 If you were me, will you listen to yourself? 921 00:59:04,322 --> 00:59:06,561 No, if you were me, will you listen to yourself? 922 00:59:06,651 --> 00:59:08,706 Your mates are... Afternoon. Afternoon 923 00:59:08,896 --> 00:59:10,248 Hot afternoon! 924 00:59:10,781 --> 00:59:13,935 You are coming to tell me " I think you're hungry, I think you want to eat 925 00:59:14,014 --> 00:59:18,427 Did I tell you that I'm hungry? Is not, it doesn't make any sense... 926 00:59:18,963 --> 00:59:22,170 At least if you want to toast woman, you leave for weekend! 927 00:59:22,438 --> 00:59:25,615 You do that during the--- during the week,people work. 928 00:59:25,682 --> 00:59:29,770 Responsible men work! They work, build an empire! 929 00:59:30,609 --> 00:59:33,569 Don't argh! All the way from the Island to here... 930 00:59:34,059 --> 00:59:35,456 Afternoon, argh! 931 00:59:35,963 --> 00:59:37,807 Be useful, okay? 932 00:59:38,063 --> 00:59:41,561 See the way I'm working, now take yourself back to your office. 933 00:59:41,806 --> 00:59:43,884 And be useful, ahn-ahn... 934 00:59:44,365 --> 00:59:48,681 This is afternoon time, you don't do rubbish in the afternoon... 935 00:59:49,732 --> 00:59:53,195 (Hisses) I'm not hungry, if you are hungry , go and eat and go back to work. 936 00:59:53,610 --> 00:59:57,510 Argh, How do you feel, you come in the afternoon; "Hi, Hello.. I just--" 937 00:59:57,588 --> 00:59:59,208 I don't need your help. 938 01:00:02,758 --> 01:00:05,517 - I see that you're very... - Everything about you is bad timing! 939 01:00:05,663 --> 01:00:08,523 Go back to your work! Ahn-ahn! 940 01:00:10,612 --> 01:00:11,707 Don't you have sense? 941 01:00:17,095 --> 01:00:21,385 I didn't even say anything bad o. I just said afternoon time, work. 942 01:00:21,789 --> 01:00:24,385 People work morning to night... 943 01:00:25,044 --> 01:00:29,659 Come and tell me you like me and I'm calculating my land... 944 01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:37,547 So I transferred two hundred thousand to the cream maker for the cocoa butter type 945 01:00:37,804 --> 01:00:41,033 And guess what, I already have over a hundred down lines on my Instagram... 946 01:00:41,234 --> 01:00:42,775 Waiting to sell my product 947 01:00:42,842 --> 01:00:47,065 (chuckles) I mean, it's unbelievable 948 01:00:47,747 --> 01:00:51,244 - Well what can I say - Who would have thought? 949 01:00:51,903 --> 01:00:55,255 That my slay queen Ify-- I mean the dumbest of all... 950 01:00:55,523 --> 01:00:59,750 - I never knew that there was some sense in that dumb head of yours... - Well it's all thanks--- 951 01:00:59,883 --> 01:01:02,409 - I'm proud of you... - It's all thanks to you my Kashoggi. 952 01:01:02,457 --> 01:01:05,180 That's what you want to hear right? There you go 953 01:01:05,418 --> 01:01:09,306 - Hey girl... - Hi... 954 01:01:09,418 --> 01:01:10,535 (Chuckles) 955 01:01:10,892 --> 01:01:12,583 - Hi.. - Okay... 956 01:01:12,796 --> 01:01:16,438 - What? - Mrs lover, you finally found your way back... 957 01:01:16,595 --> 01:01:19,152 - Yes I did.. - Because since we found boyfriend for her... 958 01:01:19,220 --> 01:01:22,493 - She didn't remember... So... - (Chuckles) 959 01:01:22,716 --> 01:01:24,225 You turned yourself to NEPA 960 01:01:24,341 --> 01:01:27,458 - Three days off, One day on... - Can you blame me? 961 01:01:27,670 --> 01:01:32,898 I missed him whilst he was in Dubai now... And guess what he bought for me? 962 01:01:34,212 --> 01:01:36,836 - Pure gold. Pure... - Oh look at that, this is nice... 963 01:01:37,187 --> 01:01:39,042 - Gold... - Give me one, give me one... 964 01:01:39,165 --> 01:01:40,908 - Wow! - (Chuckles) 965 01:01:41,199 --> 01:01:44,918 - Roli look... This is so nice... - It is stunning... 966 01:01:45,689 --> 01:01:48,274 - What? - He's so amazing.. 967 01:01:50,808 --> 01:01:54,939 - But this is not pure gold - Yes, he bought it for her and she likes it... 968 01:01:54,968 --> 01:01:55,951 - But it is... - there you go... 969 01:01:56,018 --> 01:01:59,638 The problem is because both of you have never bought gold... 970 01:01:59,750 --> 01:02:03,772 You don't own gold , you only borrow mine so you don't even know what gold looks like... 971 01:02:04,089 --> 01:02:07,530 -Because it's shiny you think it's gold... - But he said it's gold... 972 01:02:07,954 --> 01:02:11,786 - (Sighs) - I think we should invite him over for dinner... 973 01:02:11,976 --> 01:02:12,993 - What? - Why? 974 01:02:13,098 --> 01:02:15,075 - No - Yes... 975 01:02:15,310 --> 01:02:21,343 I mean appreciate him for tur-- I mean not like he turned your life around, I did but... 976 01:02:21,790 --> 01:02:24,594 He's added a bit of spice , you know... Let's just appreciate him... 977 01:02:24,922 --> 01:02:29,347 - I mean I'll take care of the dinner as usual... - See exc-- shouldn't that be her decision? 978 01:02:30,026 --> 01:02:33,569 No. I introduced the both of them So... 979 01:02:33,993 --> 01:02:36,119 I decide... (chuckles) 980 01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:42,197 So yes, we are inviting him over for dinner this week... Okay? 981 01:02:46,615 --> 01:02:49,206 - I'm so happy for her... - So yeah, erm... 982 01:02:49,446 --> 01:02:51,869 - Are you not happy for her? - Liquid- Of course I'm happy for her, that's my girl right there. 983 01:02:52,026 --> 01:02:55,568 - Liquid soap ten gallons, face cream ; I think I want ten containers... - (Hisses) 984 01:02:55,593 --> 01:02:57,597 Cream mix; I think I want ten gallons... - This one you are making noise... 985 01:02:57,663 --> 01:03:01,975 ...it's still my money that you are using to make all this things that you are just talking anyhow... 986 01:03:05,786 --> 01:03:07,477 So how long have you been in the business for? 987 01:03:07,667 --> 01:03:10,549 - It's pretty much all my life, my father was doing it... - Okay.. 988 01:03:10,606 --> 01:03:12,616 So I learnt the ropes from him while growing up. 989 01:03:12,907 --> 01:03:16,079 - ( indistinct) - Hi Nelson... 990 01:03:16,862 --> 01:03:19,346 - Hi Roli... - (giggles) hope you enjoyed dinner? 991 01:03:19,525 --> 01:03:21,715 - Sure I did , thank you... 992 01:03:22,027 --> 01:03:25,244 - Tolu made it specially for you (Chuckling) - Oh.. 993 01:03:25,413 --> 01:03:27,881 - She did actually - Thank you 994 01:03:28,004 --> 01:03:30,757 - Thank you darling... - You're welcome... 995 01:03:30,958 --> 01:03:35,606 - Ahn-ahn. God is so good... - Yes He is... 996 01:03:35,751 --> 01:03:36,879 Why do you say that? 997 01:03:37,183 --> 01:03:42,427 I mean two years ago; if Tolu makes soup for you, (hisses)... 998 01:03:42,877 --> 01:03:45,089 You wont be able to taste it talk more of eating it.. 999 01:03:45,298 --> 01:03:49,688 - It was that bad... (chuckling) - Really 1000 01:03:50,017 --> 01:03:55,592 Tolu could not cook to save her life... Sorry you need water... 1001 01:03:57,451 --> 01:04:01,920 - Yes you helped me, thank you. - Yeah you remember, even noodles... 1002 01:04:02,180 --> 01:04:08,035 - Noodles, it was bad but look at God - Well in that case Roli, 1003 01:04:08,445 --> 01:04:12,482 - Thank you for making my baby perfect for me - Awn I mean... 1004 01:04:12,806 --> 01:04:16,560 - Why am I here if not to help her... - Ah come on... 1005 01:04:16,683 --> 01:04:18,950 - I even thought her how to use the cutlery - Oh really... 1006 01:04:18,995 --> 01:04:20,939 Yeah ah, You know Tolu is an Ibadan girl... 1007 01:04:21,189 --> 01:04:24,519 (Chuckling) She likes amala and gbegiri--- 1008 01:04:27,904 --> 01:04:29,435 It even became an attitude... 1009 01:04:29,540 --> 01:04:33,650 Sometimes when we are eating here, she'll even drop the spoon that she manages to eat, 1010 01:04:33,695 --> 01:04:35,762 ...and will use her hand to be eating rice... (chuckles) 1011 01:04:35,873 --> 01:04:40,018 I had to teach my baby how to use the cutlery and now she's so good at it... 1012 01:04:42,023 --> 01:04:43,263 - Awn... 1013 01:04:43,856 --> 01:04:45,520 - Do you love the wine? - I love the wine... 1014 01:04:45,599 --> 01:04:49,899 - The dress on you look good - (Ify Chuckling..) It does (Tolu) Thank you 1015 01:04:50,101 --> 01:04:52,033 Tolu... 1016 01:04:52,223 --> 01:04:55,173 - Is that a stain on my dress? - (Ify) Jesus... (Nelson) Oh mine, sorry... 1017 01:04:57,009 --> 01:04:59,332 - The stain is not that bad... - No No No... 1018 01:04:59,545 --> 01:05:04,337 Ah (In Yoruba) Why do you behave like this, you should be careful with borrowed items... 1019 01:05:07,233 --> 01:05:07,903 It is good... 1020 01:05:07,959 --> 01:05:11,043 - Please make sure you wash it this night o... - - Argh... 1021 01:05:13,450 --> 01:05:16,678 - It's alright baby... - Thank you... 1022 01:05:20,448 --> 01:05:24,604 - To us.. - Yes... Cheers... 1023 01:05:27,848 --> 01:05:29,982 - Cheers - Cheers Roli... 1024 01:05:30,094 --> 01:05:30,954 Cheers baby--- 1025 01:05:33,490 --> 01:05:34,942 (Chuckles) That's how we play... 1026 01:05:40,398 --> 01:05:43,045 So that is why you invited him over abi... To humiliate me? 1027 01:05:43,112 --> 01:05:45,145 That's why abi? Thank you. 1028 01:05:46,770 --> 01:05:49,976 - But what did I do? - What did you not do? What did you not do? 1029 01:05:50,524 --> 01:05:51,808 Saying you are this and that? 1030 01:05:51,853 --> 01:05:53,842 You did this for me, you did that for me... 1031 01:05:55,019 --> 01:05:57,298 - Eh? - What I did is it bad? 1032 01:05:57,410 --> 01:06:00,516 Eh, is it what? It is worse than bad ! 1033 01:06:00,889 --> 01:06:04,833 It is worse than bad. How could you downgrade me in front of someone that loves me ! 1034 01:06:05,787 --> 01:06:11,383 - What I said is it bad? - Did I ask you to help me tell him about my life history? - 1035 01:06:11,530 --> 01:06:12,825 Did I ask you? 1036 01:06:13,590 --> 01:06:15,946 But... Ifunaya you were there... 1037 01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:19,152 - I just wanted him to know her better... - Thank you 1038 01:06:19,364 --> 01:06:22,213 Roli, I think that should be her job... 1039 01:06:23,476 --> 01:06:24,336 Argh... 1040 01:06:26,107 --> 01:06:28,688 - Where are you now going to? - I want to give you space.... 1041 01:06:28,889 --> 01:06:31,268 The space you need 1042 01:06:31,727 --> 01:06:34,207 - But Tolu It has not gotten to that... - It has not gotten to what? Eh? 1043 01:06:35,179 --> 01:06:37,279 - Tolu where? - Cousin assistant jesus 1044 01:06:41,765 --> 01:06:43,920 - Tolu.. - Just leave my front abeg... 1045 01:06:47,261 --> 01:06:50,925 I mean, she kind of made sense, I think you need space to think about this thing... 1046 01:06:51,104 --> 01:06:53,808 I am going out... 1047 01:06:56,628 --> 01:06:59,041 Wait,wait... Tolu... 1048 01:06:59,353 --> 01:07:01,465 If you talk to me... 1049 01:07:03,134 --> 01:07:07,156 - Tolu.. Tolu I did not say anything... - You did not say anything? 1050 01:07:07,481 --> 01:07:10,696 You did not say anything abi ? Eat your house, eat it... 1051 01:07:11,344 --> 01:07:12,685 Assistant jesus. 1052 01:07:13,334 --> 01:07:17,620 Okay erm, I’m going out to dinner... I--- Just--- 1053 01:07:18,067 --> 01:07:20,271 I don't know, I'll be back before midnight okay... 1054 01:07:20,417 --> 01:07:22,965 - Just think this through... - Wait-- ahn-ahn... 1055 01:07:25,031 --> 01:07:27,791 You too? - I need to go, I'll be back before midnight. Don't worry about me... 1056 01:07:27,843 --> 01:07:31,198 You can go, go! Because I'm begging you people... 1057 01:07:31,522 --> 01:07:35,914 Go, You people should go! Let me even enjoy my house by myself... 1058 01:07:40,389 --> 01:07:43,350 I'm not a bad person... They are ingrates... 1059 01:07:43,997 --> 01:07:47,203 They are ungrateful people, that's why they are like that... 1060 01:07:55,161 --> 01:07:58,748 - Dinner was nice, we should do it again... (giggles) - I know... 1061 01:07:59,197 --> 01:08:04,381 Dinner was nice or you mean Iya-Risi's amala was the bomb... Which of them? 1062 01:08:05,010 --> 01:08:05,965 Who's that one? 1063 01:08:06,021 --> 01:08:09,104 - Are you expecting anyone? - No I should be asking you, you are the one that's... 1064 01:08:09,508 --> 01:08:11,519 ...Always carrying people around... 1065 01:08:12,178 --> 01:08:14,133 - Hi... - Hey... 1066 01:08:14,301 --> 01:08:16,445 - Your guest - I was calling you... 1067 01:08:16,923 --> 01:08:23,821 - Are you following me around? - No, I was just on my way to see you... 1068 01:08:24,151 --> 01:08:28,129 - You were just coming to see me, Did you inform me that you were coming to see me? 1069 01:08:29,101 --> 01:08:32,084 How can you just be coming to see me without informing me? 1070 01:08:33,009 --> 01:08:37,739 Look Collins we've had this conversation, I don't have time for things like this... 1071 01:08:37,932 --> 01:08:41,573 I'm not interested, I'm not ready for... I'm not cut out for things like this... 1072 01:08:41,821 --> 01:08:44,793 I'm too busy for this, There are other single girls in town... 1073 01:08:45,121 --> 01:08:47,511 Go and look for your type, please... 1074 01:08:49,031 --> 01:08:52,685 You see this one? Ify here is single, so perhaps... 1075 01:08:53,433 --> 01:08:55,369 You can take her... I don't care. 1076 01:08:55,529 --> 01:09:00,243 - I don't have time for all this rubbish... - Roli... 1077 01:09:03,741 --> 01:09:08,114 - See, erm... I really apologise on her behalf... - It's fine 1078 01:09:08,263 --> 01:09:12,643 - we kinda had a long night so.. - It's-- I understand... 1079 01:09:12,812 --> 01:09:18,585 Right. Yeah. You, I don't know... Do you want to grab a drink? 1080 01:09:19,671 --> 01:09:22,280 - Yeah, I'd love to do that.. - You'd love to? 1081 01:09:22,358 --> 01:09:26,877 - Yeah. - Okay so yeah, that will help ease the tension... 1082 01:09:27,254 --> 01:09:29,801 Erm... I'm still dressed, let's... 1083 01:09:31,103 --> 01:09:33,785 - I'm sorry - Yeah sure. 1084 01:09:37,188 --> 01:09:39,634 Roli can you get the gate? 1085 01:09:48,102 --> 01:09:49,689 Finally! 1086 01:09:52,027 --> 01:09:53,871 I'm sorry... 1087 01:09:55,195 --> 01:09:57,094 I'm sorry Tolu... 1088 01:09:59,411 --> 01:10:01,020 I won't do it again... 1089 01:10:02,226 --> 01:10:03,365 Is there food in the house? 1090 01:10:03,955 --> 01:10:10,624 (Laughs) Just say you miss my cooking that's why you came back 1091 01:10:10,897 --> 01:10:13,199 - (Hisses) - When you are ready... 1092 01:10:13,795 --> 01:10:16,834 Enter the kitchen and go and cook... You see me, I’m eating fruit... 1093 01:10:17,488 --> 01:10:18,717 Then you are not forgiven 1094 01:10:21,313 --> 01:10:24,905 - In fact, I think you should drag my bag upstairs. - I'll drag it. 1095 01:10:24,965 --> 01:10:27,736 - Thank you - As long as you forgive me... 1096 01:10:28,101 --> 01:10:31,006 Please whatever you are cooking, cook for two o 1097 01:11:41,026 --> 01:11:42,668 (In Pidgin) Can you hear me now? 1098 01:11:48,040 --> 01:11:51,446 Come by 5 pm, My Cousin should be back then... 1099 01:11:52,590 --> 01:11:53,383 Yes 1100 01:11:56,120 --> 01:11:57,594 Please don't forget... 1101 01:11:58,223 --> 01:12:01,453 - I'm late - Eh-hen... Tolu... 1102 01:12:01,499 --> 01:12:04,634 - Hum? - The carpenter will come and fix the door by 5 pm... 1103 01:12:04,713 --> 01:12:06,801 - I already told him that you will be back by 5 pm, so he'll be here... 1104 01:12:06,858 --> 01:12:09,036 Oh no, I'm not going to be around o.. 1105 01:12:09,989 --> 01:12:10,715 Why? 1106 01:12:11,305 --> 01:12:14,981 I'm going to Nelson's place for the weekend after work... 1107 01:12:17,232 --> 01:12:20,950 You going to Nelson’s place after work... You are spending the weekend there... 1108 01:12:21,709 --> 01:12:23,497 - I don't understand... - Um-hmm 1109 01:12:23,848 --> 01:12:26,562 - So we shouldn’t fix the door. - I'm not saying you shouldn't fix your door o 1110 01:12:26,617 --> 01:12:28,812 - I'm just saying that, I won't be available... 1111 01:12:29,212 --> 01:12:31,535 Ah, I don't understand. 1112 01:12:32,571 --> 01:12:36,775 A simple sacrifice to fix the door of my house... 1113 01:12:36,897 --> 01:12:38,255 You are telling me you won't be available... 1114 01:12:38,455 --> 01:12:41,930 - Is anything wrong with Nelson. Is he ill? - No he's not. 1115 01:12:42,550 --> 01:12:45,969 He is ill? So why can't you sacrifice and fix the door? 1116 01:12:46,259 --> 01:12:50,850 Because even this Nelson, I introduced you to Nelson... In fact I gave Nelson to you... 1117 01:12:51,007 --> 01:12:53,640 If I didn't give you Nelson, you'd have been home at that time... 1118 01:12:53,887 --> 01:12:56,845 watching telemundo or eating my food as usual... 1119 01:12:56,903 --> 01:12:59,491 How will I ever forget. Thank you for reminding me... 1120 01:12:59,552 --> 01:13:04,403 Of course I have to remind you because your brain is not functioning... 1121 01:13:04,678 --> 01:13:09,820 I need to remind you to know that one good turn in life deserves another. 1122 01:13:09,845 --> 01:13:12,300 Okay fine! Fine... 1123 01:13:13,071 --> 01:13:14,948 - Create time - Yes. 1124 01:13:15,984 --> 01:13:20,095 - I'm not going to be available today.Can he come back on Monday? - Ah. 1125 01:13:20,255 --> 01:13:23,462 Tolu, Tolu,(In Yoruba) you are an ingrate. 1126 01:13:23,651 --> 01:13:28,266 You are ungrateful. After all that I have done for you in this life... 1127 01:13:28,839 --> 01:13:32,138 After all I have made you to be in this life... 1128 01:13:32,326 --> 01:13:35,130 One single favour, sacrifice. For the house that I am housing you in... 1129 01:13:37,509 --> 01:13:41,419 That you are squatting inside... That after your escapade with Nelson... 1130 01:13:41,486 --> 01:13:46,103 - Useless escapade, you will come back to my house - Hen-Hen! Don't ever in your life! 1131 01:13:46,274 --> 01:13:50,505 - Ever ! Call what I share with Nelson stupid! Ahn-ahn - What's going on? 1132 01:13:50,555 --> 01:13:52,924 Ask your stupid friend! 1133 01:13:53,774 --> 01:13:55,998 Rubbish! Are you the only one that owns a house? What's all this? 1134 01:13:56,357 --> 01:14:01,273 Ahn-ahn... You will be homeless... Tolu me stupid? 1135 01:14:01,723 --> 01:14:05,467 Me stupid? You are stupid, you are the one that is crazy... 1136 01:14:05,683 --> 01:14:09,448 You are a useless, ungrateful, useless thing! 1137 01:14:09,853 --> 01:14:12,448 (In Yoruba) Such an Ingrate! Leave me alone ! What? 1138 01:14:12,536 --> 01:14:15,449 - What happened? - What didn't happen, it's not your business! 1139 01:14:15,791 --> 01:14:18,841 It's none of your business... All of you are the same thing ! 1140 01:14:19,353 --> 01:14:21,503 (In Yoruba) Paupers! 1141 01:14:21,989 --> 01:14:24,355 Make sure you are back by 6 o clock, the carpenter is coming to fix the door... 1142 01:14:24,442 --> 01:14:26,366 Oh no I can't be back, I have a meeting... 1143 01:14:26,577 --> 01:14:27,703 I don't understand? 1144 01:14:27,911 --> 01:14:31,133 - I have a meeting with one of my client - Oh Waoh (chuckles) 1145 01:14:31,397 --> 01:14:34,212 You too you are busy, you have a meeting with your client... 1146 01:14:34,546 --> 01:14:38,050 So now, all of you are busy... 1147 01:14:38,258 --> 01:14:41,776 I made things happen for you people and then you are too busy to do something for me... 1148 01:14:41,841 --> 01:14:44,141 A simple favour that I've asked you... 1149 01:14:44,345 --> 01:14:47,762 you are not fixing the door o, you are not paying. Just wait. 1150 01:14:48,252 --> 01:14:52,592 Wait and watch let the carpenter fix the door and go. But no... 1151 01:14:52,712 --> 01:14:54,729 - You are too busy - but Roli listen, you--- 1152 01:14:54,865 --> 01:14:56,984 No.no.no! There's no buts. There's no buts. 1153 01:14:57,123 --> 01:14:59,156 Me I already know that you people are ungrateful... 1154 01:14:59,261 --> 01:15:00,259 You want to frustrate me. 1155 01:15:00,329 --> 01:15:02,833 I know that you can not appreciate every thing that I've done for you in this life... 1156 01:15:03,015 --> 01:15:05,634 So it's okay, continue. Just be going. 1157 01:15:06,150 --> 01:15:07,355 Be going! 1158 01:15:11,494 --> 01:15:12,901 And you're going... 1159 01:15:13,210 --> 01:15:15,415 I said be going, and you are going... 1160 01:15:15,787 --> 01:15:17,680 And it's my hair that she's wearing... 1161 01:15:17,930 --> 01:15:21,345 Useless thing! (In Yoruba) What an Ingrate! 1162 01:15:21,619 --> 01:15:25,029 (Yells) (In Yoruba) Paupers. Useless people... 1163 01:15:25,274 --> 01:15:27,619 I told you, you know how she can be.... 1164 01:15:32,627 --> 01:15:34,082 Tolu... 1165 01:15:35,817 --> 01:15:37,131 Men, I don't know... This... 1166 01:15:37,717 --> 01:15:39,066 Anger doesn't solve anything. 1167 01:15:39,136 --> 01:15:41,075 See I don't even know what to say again... I’m just blabbing... 1168 01:15:41,235 --> 01:15:43,159 Babe just calm down. 1169 01:15:43,539 --> 01:15:44,743 What is going on... 1170 01:15:45,085 --> 01:15:46,383 I don't know o... I have been talking to her. 1171 01:15:46,430 --> 01:15:48,151 She said she is leaving. I have been trying to beg her... 1172 01:15:48,458 --> 01:15:50,337 Hanhan.. I don't understand, Leave to where? 1173 01:15:50,431 --> 01:15:51,807 I'm going to Nelson’s place 1174 01:15:52,068 --> 01:15:52,631 Hanhan, 1175 01:15:53,234 --> 01:15:55,855 Tolu is it because of the small argument that me and you had this morning? 1176 01:15:55,910 --> 01:15:57,480 Did you call it small? 1177 01:15:57,675 --> 01:15:58,583 Small? 1178 01:16:00,754 --> 01:16:03,632 Tolu what happened? I mean that's what happens between sister... 1179 01:16:03,976 --> 01:16:06,619 They just have a small argument and they make up... 1180 01:16:07,628 --> 01:16:10,381 Maybe it's not a big deal for you... For me, it is a big deal... 1181 01:16:10,683 --> 01:16:13,777 calling what I cherish the most in this whole wide world a useless thing... 1182 01:16:13,926 --> 01:16:15,154 It is a big deal for me 1183 01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:18,277 - Where's this guy? Oga where are you? - Okay... 1184 01:16:19,130 --> 01:16:23,688 Tolu you cherish something else or somebody else much more than the bond that both of us share? 1185 01:16:24,079 --> 01:16:26,050 - The friendship, the sisterhood - Eh? 1186 01:16:26,111 --> 01:16:29,246 - After everything I’ve done for you in the last decades. - Eh? 1187 01:16:29,653 --> 01:16:33,297 - Ahn-ahn. - (In Yoruba) To hell with the decade and sisterhood. 1188 01:16:33,360 --> 01:16:36,763 What did you call it? Bond? (In Yoruba) No, it's bonding clue... 1189 01:16:38,640 --> 01:16:41,289 (Ify) Tolu wait. (Roli) why are you begging her (Tolu) Go and eat everything 1190 01:16:41,620 --> 01:16:44,516 -(Roli) Go! Shebi it's man -(Tolu) I will go. Continue misbehaving... - (Ify) Tolu! 1191 01:16:44,672 --> 01:16:47,217 -(Roli) Go, man that I gave you -(Tolu) (in Yoruba) Ill mannered thing... - (Ify) Tolu wait 1192 01:16:47,541 --> 01:16:52,535 - Roli - She's now leaving to go meet a man (In Yoruba) is that not bad behaviour 1193 01:16:53,851 --> 01:16:57,574 By the time she goes round and she see that there's nobody... 1194 01:16:57,836 --> 01:17:02,114 Nobody in this life that can do what have done for her. Nobody in this life... 1195 01:17:02,551 --> 01:17:07,101 Me I'm the only one tat's her small god... In fact I'm the reason she's who she is... 1196 01:17:07,418 --> 01:17:09,115 She will come back. You're going to be here... 1197 01:17:09,171 --> 01:17:11,769 She will come back with her knees and be crying and be begging me... 1198 01:17:12,027 --> 01:17:14,797 And I know that you will join and beg me and I will not hear. 1199 01:17:15,784 --> 01:17:18,002 - Yes I will not hear. - Listen, I’m going to tell you the truth.. 1200 01:17:18,085 --> 01:17:21,301 I don’t like this . I do not like this at all 1201 01:17:22,281 --> 01:17:25,028 Don’t bother yourself. Let's eat chicken. I bought chicken 1202 01:17:25,186 --> 01:17:27,978 No o Ah. If it's that one, I'm not available o... 1203 01:17:28,921 --> 01:17:29,927 Why? 1204 01:17:29,995 --> 01:17:32,660 (Chuckles) I'm staying out, don't worry about it 1205 01:17:32,716 --> 01:17:36,738 Ify this is the third time you are staying out the night this week. 1206 01:17:37,173 --> 01:17:38,032 What's going on? 1207 01:17:38,278 --> 01:17:41,688 Don’t worry. In due time I'll tell you Okay? 1208 01:17:41,746 --> 01:17:43,983 My Uber guy will soon be here, that's even if he's not outside. 1209 01:17:44,163 --> 01:17:45,020 I'm seeing headlights... 1210 01:17:45,154 --> 01:17:48,562 And you now wore that hair that I warned you not to be wearing every time... 1211 01:17:48,783 --> 01:17:51,688 You see yourself, you see yourself... 1212 01:17:53,633 --> 01:17:56,715 Shior I'll eat my chicken by myself, it's my money... 1213 01:17:56,981 --> 01:18:00,194 II did not come to this life for you people, it's even good, go. 1214 01:18:00,619 --> 01:18:01,646 (In Yoruba) Thieves... 1215 01:18:08,084 --> 01:18:08,810 (Knocking) 1216 01:18:18,186 --> 01:18:20,377 - Hello... - Finally... 1217 01:18:20,527 --> 01:18:23,517 - (Chuckling) - You finally decided to came back abi? 1218 01:18:23,806 --> 01:18:26,945 Eh. Is that how to do things? I was really worried I mean. 1219 01:18:27,324 --> 01:18:30,218 - Thank God for instagram pictures... - Hi Rolics 1220 01:18:30,309 --> 01:18:31,160 - ahn-ahn... -(In Pidgin) how are you 1221 01:18:31,396 --> 01:18:33,160 - how are you? - I’m good ... 1222 01:18:33,240 --> 01:18:34,770 - Good to see you - good to see you too. 1223 01:18:34,892 --> 01:18:38,880 Out said you were going for a few days, and then a few days turns to ahn-ahn. 1224 01:18:38,983 --> 01:18:44,095 Sorry it's the hustle, I literally had to tour the entire east just to sell my market. 1225 01:18:44,402 --> 01:18:46,110 Ahn-ahn wait... 1226 01:18:46,472 --> 01:18:49,585 So this our small business that we started has turned into a conglomerate... 1227 01:18:49,728 --> 01:18:53,630 Sure is and it's all thanks to you my Kashoggi (Chuckling) 1228 01:18:53,708 --> 01:18:55,429 I know... I know.. Ahn-ahn. 1229 01:18:55,820 --> 01:18:58,841 - And it's me and you started this business o. - Well... 1230 01:18:58,886 --> 01:19:02,008 - It's that even financed everything ... - Yes absolutely... 1231 01:19:02,146 --> 01:19:04,749 Awn, I'm happy.. Yeah meanwhile... 1232 01:19:04,820 --> 01:19:07,076 you credited me one million. 1233 01:19:07,350 --> 01:19:12,193 Yeah, yeah. It was the one million you used to assist me when I was starting up my business... 1234 01:19:12,873 --> 01:19:14,683 I just felt it was ideal to return it. 1235 01:19:15,776 --> 01:19:20,098 I don't understand... Is that how profitable this business is? 1236 01:19:20,322 --> 01:19:21,785 That you just started when? 1237 01:19:21,994 --> 01:19:25,514 I mean just yesterday and you already made your capital back? 1238 01:19:25,958 --> 01:19:30,854 Well not really... I found someone who said he wanted to invest... 1239 01:19:30,977 --> 01:19:34,470 So he wanted us to expand the brand you know, add you know weaves... 1240 01:19:34,816 --> 01:19:38,570 - (Chuckling) - Shoes and probably some organic whatever. So yeah 1241 01:19:39,127 --> 01:19:42,020 (Chuckling) I'm just, It feels like a dream. 1242 01:19:42,247 --> 01:19:45,328 - I mean, who would have thought? - I know. 1243 01:19:45,370 --> 01:19:48,465 Like my dumb ass slay queen , ahn-ahn. 1244 01:19:48,860 --> 01:19:49,782 You even have an investor. 1245 01:19:49,807 --> 01:19:51,672 - I do - see the way you are talking like a business person 1246 01:19:51,804 --> 01:19:55,402 - (Phone vibrates) - I got an investor, I wanna expand, I want-- ahn-ahn... 1247 01:19:55,721 --> 01:20:00,299 - I'm super proud of you... I mean who is your investor - Ah sorry, one second.. 1248 01:20:00,367 --> 01:20:02,628 - (Phone vibrates) ehen it's ringing sorry... 1249 01:20:02,773 --> 01:20:04,394 Hello, Hello... 1250 01:20:05,773 --> 01:20:08,768 I'm sorry, I thought it was a flash. I just saw--- 1251 01:20:09,429 --> 01:20:11,686 I just felt it vibrate, I didn't see the number... 1252 01:20:12,293 --> 01:20:12,985 Hi, how are you? 1253 01:20:14,303 --> 01:20:15,901 Oh shoot! Okay. 1254 01:20:16,970 --> 01:20:17,797 Yes,yes. 1255 01:20:19,193 --> 01:20:24,141 You know what? Just stay right there. Stay I'll meet you there now 1256 01:20:24,242 --> 01:20:26,622 Just stay please, five minutes tops... 1257 01:20:27,511 --> 01:20:29,957 Just chill I'll be there in five minutes... 1258 01:20:30,663 --> 01:20:32,137 Give or take yes. 1259 01:20:32,837 --> 01:20:34,867 - See I'll explain everything to you when I get back okay... - I don't understand... 1260 01:20:34,964 --> 01:20:37,042 - Where are you going to - My investor is calling me, I’ll continue- 1261 01:20:37,098 --> 01:20:38,373 Investor is call you.. 1262 01:20:39,242 --> 01:20:42,904 (Laughing) Hei! There nothing somebody won't see. 1263 01:20:43,455 --> 01:20:45,399 See Ify has investor... 1264 01:20:47,515 --> 01:20:50,569 At least God used me to turn her life around. 1265 01:20:51,752 --> 01:20:55,336 I wonder what's in this box. I have to go and check... 1266 01:20:55,745 --> 01:20:57,990 I'm sure she borrowed my things to travel... 1267 01:21:10,002 --> 01:21:13,722 (Hisses) (indistinct) 1268 01:21:26,330 --> 01:21:31,075 This ify,somebody will not even know if this one is recent video or old video.. 1269 01:21:31,510 --> 01:21:33,129 All these fake fake videos... 1270 01:21:35,337 --> 01:21:37,450 Who even took her to this kind of restaurant? 1271 01:21:42,990 --> 01:21:43,516 (Hisses) 1272 01:21:44,663 --> 01:21:45,847 Maybe it's old video... 1273 01:21:46,518 --> 01:21:48,115 She can not be enjoying like this now... 1274 01:21:56,859 --> 01:21:58,580 (Sighs) 1275 01:22:01,516 --> 01:22:03,482 (Hisses) 1276 01:22:18,713 --> 01:22:20,925 (Phone ringing) 1277 01:22:24,645 --> 01:22:26,186 This one too is not even picking up... 1278 01:22:32,136 --> 01:22:33,767 (Phone ringing) 1279 01:22:36,072 --> 01:22:36,999 (Phone ringing) 1280 01:22:37,845 --> 01:22:38,683 (Sighs) 1281 01:22:41,213 --> 01:22:41,884 (Hisses) 1282 01:22:56,888 --> 01:22:57,614 (Grunts) 1283 01:22:59,165 --> 01:23:04,270 - Hello... (Chuckling) - No... Stop what's funny? 1284 01:23:04,402 --> 01:23:06,267 Where have you been, I have been worried... 1285 01:23:07,016 --> 01:23:08,535 (In Pidgin) Don't be angry, I traveled... 1286 01:23:08,686 --> 01:23:12,115 You traveled... You traveled for two whole weeks? 1287 01:23:12,542 --> 01:23:14,050 - You went to the village? - Yes 1288 01:23:15,351 --> 01:23:17,024 Ifunanya you went to your village for two weeks? 1289 01:23:17,170 --> 01:23:20,954 Okay fine sorry... I went to village then I went to cape Verde. 1290 01:23:21,131 --> 01:23:23,712 Hun (stutters) Cape what? 1291 01:23:24,113 --> 01:23:28,615 (Chuckling) That's the lie they told you to tell me abi? 1292 01:23:28,898 --> 01:23:32,504 You have gone to join bad gang. So they've taught you how to lie. 1293 01:23:33,014 --> 01:23:33,752 Eh? 1294 01:23:33,902 --> 01:23:36,125 Ifunaya where have you being for the two whole weeks.. 1295 01:23:36,403 --> 01:23:40,512 Okay. Err, I think it's time for me to confess... 1296 01:23:40,734 --> 01:23:41,650 I’m listening. 1297 01:23:41,985 --> 01:23:44,876 - Are you sure you are ready? - Talk joor, I'm listening... 1298 01:23:45,880 --> 01:23:50,003 I got engaged (Laughing) 1299 01:23:51,933 --> 01:23:53,552 - What? - Is that a prank? 1300 01:23:53,719 --> 01:23:57,897 Of Course not, it's not a joke. Come on I did get engaged, I'm serious. 1301 01:23:58,217 --> 01:23:59,849 Engaged? To who? 1302 01:24:00,228 --> 01:24:03,155 How? When? Where? I mean... 1303 01:24:03,634 --> 01:24:05,567 Are you even in a relationship? 1304 01:24:05,959 --> 01:24:08,741 So you started dating that yahoo boy abi because of money? 1305 01:24:08,902 --> 01:24:11,053 Emeka or whatever his name is ? 1306 01:24:11,176 --> 01:24:13,071 - Which one do you want me to answer first - All of the above... 1307 01:24:13,161 --> 01:24:14,088 Okay fine. 1308 01:24:15,735 --> 01:24:17,690 I got engaged over the weekend... 1309 01:24:17,996 --> 01:24:21,661 I didn't plan for the trip, it was surprise trip and I didn't have time to call. 1310 01:24:22,606 --> 01:24:26,924 - And you just met this guy over the weekend - No.. 1311 01:24:27,014 --> 01:24:31,584 Listen it's not Emeka. It's not any yahoo boy It's actually Mr. Anonymous from the states 1312 01:24:31,656 --> 01:24:33,595 Mr Anonymous from the States... 1313 01:24:33,762 --> 01:24:37,704 And I haven't heard about "Mr Anonymous from the States" ... since forever. 1314 01:24:37,805 --> 01:24:40,072 - I have never seen his picture - Yes 1315 01:24:40,135 --> 01:24:42,586 And I have never seen you having video calls with him.. 1316 01:24:42,717 --> 01:24:47,962 Well yes but that's because he just got back two months ago and then he went back... 1317 01:24:48,538 --> 01:24:52,248 Ifunaya two whole months, you've been seeing a man in this house and I did not know... 1318 01:24:52,597 --> 01:24:54,127 Two whole months... 1319 01:24:54,951 --> 01:24:58,179 - (In Yoruba) The heart is deep. - He just wanted it to be on a down low. 1320 01:24:58,616 --> 01:25:00,615 Oh you know me I'm a witch. 1321 01:25:00,890 --> 01:25:06,476 No! I'm the witch that is going to stand in the way of your relationship goals... 1322 01:25:06,538 --> 01:25:08,638 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry... - No! Ah 1323 01:25:08,707 --> 01:25:12,030 As a witch, you know me I don't have man... so maybe that's why you didn't tell me... 1324 01:25:12,125 --> 01:25:15,018 - Okay Roli, I'm sorry, I'm sorry... - Okay... 1325 01:25:15,310 --> 01:25:17,621 Now you are sorry after you are now engaged abi? 1326 01:25:17,845 --> 01:25:21,230 - No it's okay, all of you used me and dumped me so... - Roli, Roli... 1327 01:25:21,285 --> 01:25:24,518 - Roli see, listen, listen... You have every right to be upset. 1328 01:25:24,641 --> 01:25:27,526 If I were you, I'll do times two. I'm sorry... 1329 01:25:27,571 --> 01:25:31,918 Listen, I just need you to do me a favour - I'm not. No do not... 1330 01:25:32,320 --> 01:25:36,791 - Do not ask for my forgiveness... - That's fine, eventually you will but... (Giggles) 1331 01:25:36,924 --> 01:25:39,840 But... Hold my hand. Come here... 1332 01:25:41,416 --> 01:25:45,527 I need you to promise me that you're going to be happy for me, no matter the circumstance 1333 01:25:47,276 --> 01:25:48,460 Kashoggi ? 1334 01:25:49,212 --> 01:25:50,028 Rolics ? 1335 01:25:50,106 --> 01:25:54,577 - You will not call me small god now? - small god ? Big god, jumbo god, ever-- 1336 01:25:54,651 --> 01:25:58,270 - Congratulation - thank you mama 1337 01:25:58,458 --> 01:25:59,814 Thank you my love... 1338 01:26:00,003 --> 01:26:03,043 So when are we starting plans for the wedding... 1339 01:26:03,232 --> 01:26:06,494 - Me I’ll be in charge of catering, I’ll be charge of your - Ahn-ahn no. 1340 01:26:06,928 --> 01:26:09,140 We haven't gotten to that part yet. 1341 01:26:09,271 --> 01:26:11,774 I mean he traveled, you know, he went back. 1342 01:26:12,424 --> 01:26:15,369 I don't understand... He just engaged you and he traveled back. 1343 01:26:16,011 --> 01:26:18,502 - So I don't get to meet him? - Obviously 1344 01:26:19,195 --> 01:26:19,983 Hmmm 1345 01:26:20,363 --> 01:26:24,687 - I mean I'm happy for you, I'm not judging you... - Right... 1346 01:26:24,754 --> 01:26:28,841 - I'm super excited as the mother of the bride to be... - But... 1347 01:26:29,020 --> 01:26:32,660 - But, this one that he just engaged you-- - Roli there's nothing... 1348 01:26:32,773 --> 01:26:35,520 He had to go back to work, that's it. 1349 01:26:35,939 --> 01:26:39,938 Can I my hug now, the big one I wanted from the very beginning... 1350 01:26:40,677 --> 01:26:45,796 - The one I give you when I buy you something - you are going to talk about it right, wow... 1351 01:26:46,180 --> 01:26:51,636 - Oya come to mama, umm... - (Chuckling) God in heaven. 1352 01:26:51,772 --> 01:26:53,886 Don't worry, I’ll sponsor your wedding... 1353 01:26:54,031 --> 01:26:57,394 - just one transaction - I don't think that will be necessary 1354 01:26:57,495 --> 01:26:59,924 - But it's okay, I like this new weave - look at this-- 1355 01:27:00,036 --> 01:27:05,673 - Don't beg me , I won't borrow you. No... - Give me this your--- 1356 01:27:16,909 --> 01:27:18,786 Ahn-ahn hei! 1357 01:27:19,363 --> 01:27:21,452 Cash money madam! 1358 01:27:21,753 --> 01:27:24,634 Ahn-ahn, see my girl o 1359 01:27:24,794 --> 01:27:27,196 Business that you just started yesterday,see the way you are just... 1360 01:27:27,354 --> 01:27:31,567 - ...Cashing out, counting in bundles... - You've made me lose count now (giggles) 1361 01:27:31,766 --> 01:27:34,328 - is good.. - You are the reason girl.... 1362 01:27:34,440 --> 01:27:37,872 (In Pidgin) I mean , you are my small god... After you na you 1363 01:27:38,006 --> 01:27:39,290 My kashoggy... 1364 01:27:40,861 --> 01:27:42,632 Ehen there's something I want to talk to you about... 1365 01:27:42,747 --> 01:27:45,094 Umm what's that... Hope it's not about the wedding o 1366 01:27:45,363 --> 01:27:47,340 Because me I’m rooting for chief bride's maid... 1367 01:27:47,700 --> 01:27:49,767 Don't come and tell me one thing, one thing... 1368 01:27:49,992 --> 01:27:53,343 I mean, don’t go and come and give it to that girl that left us because of man 1369 01:27:53,410 --> 01:27:54,293 Because I know you... 1370 01:27:54,455 --> 01:27:57,739 - It's not about the wedding - You know I used to buy the most things for you... 1371 01:27:58,330 --> 01:28:00,978 Yeah. Don’t worry if it's that one, I've got you covered. 1372 01:28:01,113 --> 01:28:03,614 - But that's not what I wanted to talk to you about... - (Indistinct) 1373 01:28:05,797 --> 01:28:08,679 I’ve got my own place and I'm moving out... 1374 01:28:10,026 --> 01:28:11,121 Umm? 1375 01:28:13,571 --> 01:28:14,119 But why? 1376 01:28:14,810 --> 01:28:16,466 - Did I offend you? - No... 1377 01:28:16,633 --> 01:28:19,188 - So why - Roli, why would you say that? No... 1378 01:28:19,233 --> 01:28:21,545 If anything you've being a very good friend to me. 1379 01:28:22,127 --> 01:28:25,245 You've clothe me, you've me, come on. 1380 01:28:25,368 --> 01:28:29,468 I mean what more can I ask for than for you to give me your blessings now that I'm moving out? 1381 01:28:30,173 --> 01:28:31,100 Argh... 1382 01:28:31,520 --> 01:28:34,724 (Stutters) 1383 01:28:34,921 --> 01:28:38,006 I don't think it's... It's right... 1384 01:28:39,208 --> 01:28:42,436 - Shebi you are getting married soon.. - Oh I got the place before he proposed... 1385 01:28:42,589 --> 01:28:47,259 Oh... So you already had all your plans but you didn't involve me abi? 1386 01:28:47,569 --> 01:28:52,078 Roli, You've done too much for me, I mean like come on... 1387 01:28:52,290 --> 01:28:53,876 Just give me your blessings... 1388 01:28:55,023 --> 01:28:56,498 I don't remember complaining... 1389 01:28:59,074 --> 01:29:00,615 So where is the place? 1390 01:29:00,919 --> 01:29:03,421 Somewhere around erm... Igando 1391 01:29:03,698 --> 01:29:06,056 Ahn-ahn! Igando! 1392 01:29:06,521 --> 01:29:08,621 What did you misplace that you are looking for in Igando? 1393 01:29:08,833 --> 01:29:12,498 - Ahn-ahn, look at your self... - (Chuckling) 1394 01:29:12,599 --> 01:29:14,558 My agent couldn't find somewhere around here... 1395 01:29:14,660 --> 01:29:16,607 So we decided to you know, go to that side... 1396 01:29:16,773 --> 01:29:19,755 No Ifunaya, you are using agent? 1397 01:29:20,218 --> 01:29:23,557 - ..When you have me, a real estate- Top notch... - Roli... 1398 01:29:23,591 --> 01:29:26,209 - ...Real estate agent as your bestie-- - Roli, Roli... 1399 01:29:26,455 --> 01:29:29,441 That's-- see nothing has changed... I just didn't want to involve you... 1400 01:29:29,588 --> 01:29:34,544 You have done enough,I can't lay emphasis on that. Like come on... 1401 01:29:35,212 --> 01:29:37,033 You did not want to involve me... 1402 01:29:37,134 --> 01:29:39,547 - You didn't want to disturb me... - Um-hmm 1403 01:29:39,765 --> 01:29:41,457 Okay, it's good... 1404 01:29:41,774 --> 01:29:44,210 But me I cannot come to Igando... 1405 01:29:44,578 --> 01:29:48,023 - That place ah, it's not for people like me... - No worries 1406 01:29:48,202 --> 01:29:51,537 - You know my car is very low. Ehen... - Yes I know... 1407 01:29:51,739 --> 01:29:54,789 And the road there is really bad... You know .. 1408 01:29:55,188 --> 01:29:58,258 - All that--- (In Yoruba) No, no.. - Which other job do I have? 1409 01:29:58,429 --> 01:30:02,496 Don't worry I'll come and see you... Every other day, you'll be seeing at your door step, everyday... 1410 01:30:02,788 --> 01:30:05,444 I know you will miss me, (Chuckling) you are the one that will miss me more... 1411 01:30:05,861 --> 01:30:07,599 You that will still come and be borrowing cloth 1412 01:30:07,931 --> 01:30:10,413 - ...You'll borrow hair.you'll borrow my shoe... - That's exactly what--- 1413 01:30:10,475 --> 01:30:14,162 Come and hug me jor, that's exactly what I’ll miss.. 1414 01:30:14,864 --> 01:30:18,540 Don't worry, you can come and still be borrowing hair and I'll buy it for you. 1415 01:30:18,880 --> 01:30:22,745 Wow, I don't even know what to say to you right now... 1416 01:30:30,565 --> 01:30:31,046 Tolu! 1417 01:30:31,951 --> 01:30:33,927 Tolu it's about to start, you'll not come now o... 1418 01:30:34,702 --> 01:30:37,149 I'll not rewind it for you o, After you'll now say I should... 1419 01:30:39,960 --> 01:30:41,423 tolu! 1420 01:30:48,872 --> 01:30:50,570 (sucks teeth) I miss my girls 1421 01:30:52,914 --> 01:30:54,333 Let me call her... 1422 01:31:02,640 --> 01:31:04,182 (Phone beeping) 1423 01:31:06,710 --> 01:31:07,950 Why is her number not going? 1424 01:31:12,715 --> 01:31:13,798 (Phone beeping) 1425 01:31:16,981 --> 01:31:17,650 (Sighs) 1426 01:31:21,392 --> 01:31:22,766 Let me call Collins... 1427 01:31:26,112 --> 01:31:26,413 Umm 1428 01:31:28,058 --> 01:31:29,945 I'll not call him. He will think I'm cheap. 1429 01:31:32,071 --> 01:31:33,266 Let me call Tolu... 1430 01:31:38,228 --> 01:31:39,312 What? 1431 01:31:41,555 --> 01:31:43,331 Is this for real? No no... 1432 01:31:46,357 --> 01:31:47,229 Let me call Ify... 1433 01:31:56,059 --> 01:31:57,991 (Phone ringing) 1434 01:31:58,199 --> 01:32:00,277 Ify pick up your phone... 1435 01:32:00,387 --> 01:32:02,164 (Phone ringing) 1436 01:32:06,526 --> 01:32:07,397 (sucks teeth) 1437 01:32:13,498 --> 01:32:17,924 Hello Ify, Ify I just sent you a picture now, can you see what your friend did? 1438 01:32:18,143 --> 01:32:20,768 Can you see what your friend did, your friend got engaged and she did not tell me... 1439 01:32:21,183 --> 01:32:24,819 She got engaged and she did not tell me... Can you see, can you see now? 1440 01:32:25,133 --> 01:32:26,083 I'm calling you now, you will not pick up. 1441 01:32:26,192 --> 01:32:28,136 You will not pick up when somebody needs to talk to you... 1442 01:32:28,364 --> 01:32:30,654 Immediately you get this message, call me as soon as you get this message... 1443 01:32:30,768 --> 01:32:32,683 Call me as soon as you get this message... 1444 01:32:36,727 --> 01:32:39,419 (Chuckles) 1445 01:32:40,396 --> 01:32:41,458 Can you imagine? 1446 01:32:42,101 --> 01:32:43,207 Can you imagine? 1447 01:32:44,090 --> 01:32:44,470 Ah! 1448 01:32:45,041 --> 01:32:46,650 All these (In Yoruba) Paupers 1449 01:32:47,029 --> 01:32:48,556 They are very ungrateful people... 1450 01:32:48,657 --> 01:32:51,428 even this one that I'm telling, shebi she got engaged and didn't tell me... 1451 01:32:52,825 --> 01:32:55,417 (Sighs) Tolu... 1452 01:33:03,722 --> 01:33:05,577 Oga I told you number 6. 1453 01:33:05,746 --> 01:33:08,392 Number 6, it's written boldly there... 1454 01:33:08,492 --> 01:33:12,004 Look around, just come down and stop disturbing me ! Ahn-ahn! 1455 01:33:12,660 --> 01:33:14,916 Ah! Sarah! 1456 01:33:15,890 --> 01:33:18,046 - Sarah!! - Yes ma. 1457 01:33:19,558 --> 01:33:21,870 So I have to call your name hundred times before you know you will come... 1458 01:33:21,895 --> 01:33:23,262 - Sorry ma. - Eh? 1459 01:33:24,784 --> 01:33:25,511 Go back... 1460 01:33:26,722 --> 01:33:29,013 What are you wearing? Why do you look like an idiot? 1461 01:33:29,058 --> 01:33:32,273 Why did you dress like an idiot to work? Eh? 1462 01:33:32,954 --> 01:33:35,536 When I got you this top, is this how I told you to combine it? 1463 01:33:35,905 --> 01:33:37,514 - No ma - Eh? 1464 01:33:38,357 --> 01:33:40,691 Go downstairs , go and pick up something from the dispatch rider... 1465 01:33:40,781 --> 01:33:42,412 - Okay ma - Ahn-ahn 1466 01:33:44,028 --> 01:33:45,626 You just like to be stupid. 1467 01:33:46,830 --> 01:33:47,712 (Hisses) 1468 01:33:52,279 --> 01:33:53,697 Hello sir.. 1469 01:33:54,907 --> 01:33:57,968 It's been delivered... Should I FedEx it to you now? 1470 01:34:00,442 --> 01:34:05,050 Oh, oh, not a problem, Not a problem... I'll deliver it myself 1471 01:34:06,631 --> 01:34:09,271 Yes. Unfailingly. 1472 01:34:09,714 --> 01:34:13,601 (Chuckling) Thank you very much sir. Thank you... 1473 01:34:16,193 --> 01:34:17,266 (Exhales) 1474 01:34:20,035 --> 01:34:20,706 This is it ma... 1475 01:34:24,253 --> 01:34:26,220 - Ehen? - Okay... 1476 01:34:27,545 --> 01:34:30,081 - Ehen. Sarah... - Ma... 1477 01:34:30,228 --> 01:34:33,464 - Have you paid your rent? - No ma... 1478 01:34:33,810 --> 01:34:35,554 Ahn-ahn, why didn't you tell me? 1479 01:34:36,748 --> 01:34:38,235 I don't want to disturb you ma. 1480 01:34:39,070 --> 01:34:40,211 As if you care. 1481 01:34:40,401 --> 01:34:43,893 It's not about any initiative because I know you don't have initiative... 1482 01:34:43,985 --> 01:34:45,091 Okay ma 1483 01:34:45,494 --> 01:34:48,086 If you like come to work tomorrow dressed like an idiot 1484 01:34:48,299 --> 01:34:50,130 - I won't - Wear the pink dress that I gave you? 1485 01:34:50,455 --> 01:34:52,341 Okay ma, thank you ma.. 1486 01:34:52,464 --> 01:34:54,322 - I'll transfer your rent - thank you ma 1487 01:34:54,479 --> 01:34:56,087 - 45K right? - Yes ma... 1488 01:34:56,531 --> 01:35:01,142 - Thank you ma, God bless you ma. - Just do your job and do it well 1489 01:35:01,285 --> 01:35:02,542 - Okay ma... - Focus on your job... 1490 01:35:02,604 --> 01:35:03,621 - Yes ma - Ehen. 1491 01:35:03,959 --> 01:35:05,535 - Thank you ma... - Psst.. 1492 01:35:06,932 --> 01:35:11,032 - So you will go and buy food, buy two plates, hmm? - Okay ma, yes ma. 1493 01:35:12,424 --> 01:35:14,446 Thank you ma. 1494 01:35:16,988 --> 01:35:19,316 If you like . Buy three meat you hear? 1495 01:35:19,445 --> 01:35:22,566 Buy as you like, since it's your money. Shebi I'm working for you... 1496 01:35:22,793 --> 01:35:25,441 Don't use your head and buy according to your condition... 1497 01:35:25,772 --> 01:35:26,677 Ehen... 1498 01:35:27,939 --> 01:35:31,961 Sarah ! Don't sleep there ! Hurry up ! 1499 01:35:33,624 --> 01:35:37,512 - She's not even answering me.. Sarah !! - Yes ma.. 1500 01:35:43,723 --> 01:35:45,019 (Knocks) 1501 01:35:49,756 --> 01:35:50,616 (Knocks) 1502 01:35:50,685 --> 01:35:51,445 I’ll get it... 1503 01:35:55,342 --> 01:35:55,911 Ify? 1504 01:35:58,363 --> 01:35:59,122 Babe who is it? 1505 01:35:59,883 --> 01:36:00,688 Oh hi... 1506 01:36:01,389 --> 01:36:03,142 Wellington mentioned you were bringing a package for me... 1507 01:36:06,108 --> 01:36:07,316 You knew she was coming? 1508 01:36:07,371 --> 01:36:09,702 Yeah. See babe...I'm tired of this hide and seek... 1509 01:36:10,572 --> 01:36:12,011 The package please... 1510 01:36:12,655 --> 01:36:14,727 Yeah the package... 1511 01:36:16,347 --> 01:36:19,263 Everything is inside. The documents.... 1512 01:36:20,983 --> 01:36:21,382 Okay... 1513 01:36:23,119 --> 01:36:23,753 Yeah... 1514 01:36:25,401 --> 01:36:27,074 I’ll give you two a minute. 1515 01:36:37,140 --> 01:36:40,054 - Roli Listen... - After all that I have done for you? 1516 01:36:41,411 --> 01:36:42,479 Roli... 1517 01:36:52,030 --> 01:36:53,360 Rolake! 1518 01:36:57,635 --> 01:36:58,834 Rolake o! 1519 01:37:00,586 --> 01:37:03,401 Rolake! She will be inside, she will not answer. 1520 01:37:03,612 --> 01:37:05,726 (In Yoruba) She has no Character. She will not answer 1521 01:37:05,804 --> 01:37:07,055 Rolake! 1522 01:37:12,242 --> 01:37:13,846 If not because of this fish that I brought... 1523 01:37:14,522 --> 01:37:18,367 (In Yoruba) So that it doesn't get spoilt. Rolake, I will leave your fish outside o 1524 01:37:20,564 --> 01:37:23,458 Rolake, I know you are inside. 1525 01:37:24,917 --> 01:37:27,602 I brought fish for you, I will leave it hear and go. 1526 01:37:28,079 --> 01:37:29,787 If you like open the door. 1527 01:37:30,197 --> 01:37:33,821 If you like don't open the door, Nonsense. 1528 01:37:37,706 --> 01:37:39,882 (In Yoruba) Oh so you were inside the house? 1529 01:37:40,858 --> 01:37:43,491 - So you are inside... - Auntie, I was sleeping... 1530 01:37:45,756 --> 01:37:48,050 Sorry, come inside Ma 1531 01:38:01,070 --> 01:38:01,944 I mean... 1532 01:38:02,429 --> 01:38:04,410 Clearly there is more to this that meets the eye. 1533 01:38:04,905 --> 01:38:05,256 (Scoffs) 1534 01:38:05,863 --> 01:38:08,097 Eh, this more to it... 1535 01:38:09,248 --> 01:38:10,760 I will erm.. 1536 01:38:11,605 --> 01:38:12,908 I will arrange a meeting.. 1537 01:38:14,052 --> 01:38:15,616 Auntie, I don’t want to meet Ify o 1538 01:38:16,001 --> 01:38:17,031 I don’t want any meeting. 1539 01:38:18,035 --> 01:38:18,768 I don't want to see her... 1540 01:38:18,989 --> 01:38:20,697 I don't want, I don't want to see her 1541 01:38:21,610 --> 01:38:23,421 Who is the cause of this problem? 1542 01:38:24,080 --> 01:38:24,628 Yes! 1543 01:38:25,235 --> 01:38:28,389 - It's Ify... - No, it is you. 1544 01:38:28,971 --> 01:38:30,359 Rolake, it is you. 1545 01:38:30,500 --> 01:38:33,041 You are the one that gave the cat your supper to eat. 1546 01:38:33,689 --> 01:38:35,070 Yes, it is you. 1547 01:38:36,327 --> 01:38:38,034 The only thing that girl did... 1548 01:38:39,124 --> 01:38:40,946 Was; Not telling you. 1549 01:38:41,115 --> 01:38:44,386 Because you just said it now, (In Yoruba) you didn't want the boy. 1550 01:38:45,502 --> 01:38:46,819 (In Yoruba) You don't like that boy... 1551 01:38:47,995 --> 01:38:48,426 Right? 1552 01:38:49,090 --> 01:38:52,082 Is not a matter of; She snatched your boyfriend. 1553 01:38:52,183 --> 01:38:55,366 You did not like the boy... And then she like the boy... 1554 01:38:55,808 --> 01:38:58,140 But she should have told you. 1555 01:38:59,661 --> 01:39:01,772 As for Tolu... 1556 01:39:04,123 --> 01:39:08,523 I don't even understand... I will make sure she sees you before the wedding... 1557 01:39:10,876 --> 01:39:12,884 Which wedding? Who is doing wedding? 1558 01:39:13,017 --> 01:39:14,633 Ahn-han? What do you mean? 1559 01:39:14,682 --> 01:39:17,615 Wedding that is next week--- Engagement. 1560 01:39:18,640 --> 01:39:19,983 That's why I'm in Lagos now... 1561 01:39:22,433 --> 01:39:23,410 You didn't know? 1562 01:39:23,997 --> 01:39:25,861 - Aunty don't worry... - Tolu didn't tell you? 1563 01:39:26,069 --> 01:39:29,244 Aunty don't worry yourself, let's just forget about everything... 1564 01:39:29,573 --> 01:39:31,215 (In Yoruba) Please What do you want to eat? 1565 01:39:31,859 --> 01:39:34,100 (In Yoruba) This fight... Is it more than this? 1566 01:39:34,163 --> 01:39:36,210 (Sighs) 1567 01:39:36,929 --> 01:39:38,663 Is it more than this? 1568 01:39:41,100 --> 01:39:42,651 Aunty don't worry... 1569 01:39:43,177 --> 01:39:44,585 - What do you want to eat? - (Chuckles) 1570 01:39:44,896 --> 01:39:47,966 Food? No, I'm okay... 1571 01:39:48,399 --> 01:39:51,528 I'll even be going soon, I just came to drop this fish... 1572 01:39:51,882 --> 01:39:53,432 It is dried fish, so that it doesn't get spoilt... 1573 01:39:53,524 --> 01:39:56,741 Your mummy said I should give it to you... 1574 01:39:57,014 --> 01:39:59,159 that one that you used to like. 1575 01:39:59,807 --> 01:40:01,474 - But, ah. - Let me be going... 1576 01:40:01,941 --> 01:40:04,300 - I thought you came to spend sometime with me.. - Ah no,no... 1577 01:40:04,795 --> 01:40:07,245 - Probably two days or three days... - Eh? 1578 01:40:07,658 --> 01:40:10,243 In this place? (Chuckles) No 1579 01:40:10,583 --> 01:40:12,694 No, No.. (In Yoruba) Didn't you see how I sat? 1580 01:40:12,952 --> 01:40:15,128 I'm not even using my back to relax... 1581 01:40:15,470 --> 01:40:19,985 Because I don't want to spoil, this your expensive pillow... 1582 01:40:21,752 --> 01:40:24,550 I'm going to the fine place that Tolu rented for me and your mummy 1583 01:40:24,657 --> 01:40:26,077 She's coming nest week to meet me. 1584 01:40:26,599 --> 01:40:28,332 So we'll stay there for the wedding... 1585 01:40:30,355 --> 01:40:34,486 (Stutters) My mummy is coming for the wedding... 1586 01:40:35,117 --> 01:40:36,929 And she's not staying in my house? 1587 01:40:38,334 --> 01:40:39,911 I don't understand Aunty... 1588 01:40:40,425 --> 01:40:42,956 My mummy is coming and she's not staying in my house? 1589 01:40:43,099 --> 01:40:44,726 No we are not staying in your house... 1590 01:40:44,904 --> 01:40:47,184 Why you don't know? 1591 01:40:47,312 --> 01:40:48,928 She didn't even tell me... 1592 01:40:49,846 --> 01:40:51,767 - She did not tell you? - Yes... 1593 01:40:52,145 --> 01:40:53,255 - Rolake? - Argh. 1594 01:40:53,477 --> 01:40:55,576 When was the last time you spoke to your mother... 1595 01:40:56,848 --> 01:40:59,970 when is the last time you spoke to her? 1596 01:41:00,512 --> 01:41:03,328 Before phone will do griii 1597 01:41:04,102 --> 01:41:07,016 You have shouted "I don't have money" 1598 01:41:07,170 --> 01:41:11,031 Even when your mother calls that ask after our well being... 1599 01:41:11,174 --> 01:41:12,203 You don't have money 1600 01:41:13,255 --> 01:41:15,459 You are not the one calling but you are the one shout that... 1601 01:41:15,524 --> 01:41:16,462 (In Yoruba) That you don't have money 1602 01:41:17,593 --> 01:41:19,615 Are you the only one (In Yoruba) God has blessed... 1603 01:41:19,707 --> 01:41:21,127 God has blessed you. 1604 01:41:21,610 --> 01:41:23,995 Must you now rubbish everybody in the process 1605 01:41:25,110 --> 01:41:26,465 I'm asking you Rolake. 1606 01:41:28,248 --> 01:41:29,969 Look at it now, Ify has gone... 1607 01:41:30,707 --> 01:41:31,475 Tolu has gone. 1608 01:41:31,802 --> 01:41:35,331 Your mother is coming to Lagos, she's not staying with you. 1609 01:41:36,080 --> 01:41:40,562 Me (scoffs) You know that me I don't even like all the insults. 1610 01:41:40,775 --> 01:41:44,541 Because; (In Yoruba) If I take water, you may say I took too much... 1611 01:41:45,093 --> 01:41:47,641 If I breath... (In Yoruba) I've taken in too much air... 1612 01:41:47,888 --> 01:41:49,742 We can't put on the Television or touch anything... 1613 01:41:49,950 --> 01:41:52,270 All we here is; I bought it, My Money... 1614 01:41:52,709 --> 01:41:54,546 (In Yoruba) What should Otedola do then? 1615 01:41:55,398 --> 01:41:56,715 What should Mike Adenuga do? 1616 01:41:57,061 --> 01:41:58,507 My money... My money 1617 01:41:59,035 --> 01:42:02,144 Get yourself some behaviour, You don't have it. (Tuts) 1618 01:42:02,625 --> 01:42:05,734 You don't have it. That's not Important... 1619 01:42:05,995 --> 01:42:07,950 Help me order a taxi from your phone... 1620 01:42:08,036 --> 01:42:10,499 - (In Yoruba) Aunty don't worry, I’ll drop you... - Eh?! 1621 01:42:10,564 --> 01:42:13,823 Sit down. Drop me? Don't drop me. 1622 01:42:15,277 --> 01:42:17,493 Rolake don't drop me... (grunts) 1623 01:42:18,109 --> 01:42:20,342 If not that your place is little far from the bus-stop, 1624 01:42:20,472 --> 01:42:23,381 In how many minutes, I’ll walk to the bus-stop. 1625 01:42:23,771 --> 01:42:24,847 Help me do that Taxi 1626 01:42:25,121 --> 01:42:28,236 (In Yoruba) Please make it a cash trip... I hear there's cash trip... 1627 01:42:28,338 --> 01:42:30,435 so I can pay for it. 1628 01:42:30,511 --> 01:42:34,719 - Aunty.. - (In Pidgin) Order the Taxi okay 1629 01:42:34,826 --> 01:42:36,729 Don't drop me... I don't want anybody to.. 1630 01:42:36,825 --> 01:42:39,301 Because we can even be going now we will see traffic... 1631 01:42:39,326 --> 01:42:43,741 My heart will be beating fast (In Yoruba) that you may get angry and I am not--- 1632 01:42:45,096 --> 01:42:48,329 - (In Yoruba) Just order the Taxi... - (sobbing and sniveling) 1633 01:43:02,632 --> 01:43:03,531 Roli erm.. 1634 01:43:04,001 --> 01:43:07,558 What happened, you have not being to your office and your sites in days 1635 01:43:08,276 --> 01:43:09,918 They say You've not being picking your calls... 1636 01:43:11,482 --> 01:43:13,281 Why is it your business? 1637 01:43:15,587 --> 01:43:16,684 Rolake what is going on with you? 1638 01:43:18,118 --> 01:43:19,625 Do I look like anything is wrong with me? 1639 01:43:19,742 --> 01:43:21,319 As you can see, I'm fine. 1640 01:43:21,813 --> 01:43:25,073 Um-hmm.. Well this is not the Rolake I know anyway. 1641 01:43:25,230 --> 01:43:28,462 Oh! This is not the Tolu that I know too 1642 01:43:28,867 --> 01:43:30,370 This is not the Tolu that I use to know 1643 01:43:30,475 --> 01:43:32,874 Tolu you are so ungrateful ! 1644 01:43:33,684 --> 01:43:35,404 Have you forgotten our years in school? 1645 01:43:35,835 --> 01:43:39,080 I squatted you in my room all your years in school... 1646 01:43:39,239 --> 01:43:42,341 I fed you, I paid your school fees... 1647 01:43:42,479 --> 01:43:45,370 Even after school, I brought you, carried your matter on my head... 1648 01:43:45,490 --> 01:43:47,132 All the way back to Lagos... 1649 01:43:47,492 --> 01:43:51,989 You stayed in my house, I fed you, I clothed you, I got you a job... 1650 01:43:52,143 --> 01:43:54,760 Even the man that you want to marry, that is (In Pidgin) intoxicating you... 1651 01:43:54,786 --> 01:43:58,565 -...That nobody... - And that is the exact reason I did not tell you! 1652 01:43:59,108 --> 01:44:01,258 And that is the exact reason I did not tell you... 1653 01:44:01,324 --> 01:44:04,087 Because you would have come to that gathering and made a mess of it. 1654 01:44:04,535 --> 01:44:07,142 Telling people the generation to revelation of what you've done for me. 1655 01:44:07,888 --> 01:44:10,038 (In Yoruba) What is wrong with you? 1656 01:44:10,559 --> 01:44:14,326 (In Yoruba) is it a curse. What do you have that you are all boasts? 1657 01:44:18,703 --> 01:44:19,915 What is wrong with you? 1658 01:44:25,220 --> 01:44:26,536 What is wrong with you? 1659 01:44:28,588 --> 01:44:30,738 Rolake God has given you a gift. 1660 01:44:31,838 --> 01:44:34,067 A gift to help people... 1661 01:44:34,749 --> 01:44:36,738 Because you want to seek validation... 1662 01:44:36,896 --> 01:44:40,753 Your thirst for appreciation has gotten the better part of you, why? 1663 01:44:41,160 --> 01:44:42,268 Why? 1664 01:44:42,928 --> 01:44:44,935 - Take Ify for example... - Hen-hen... 1665 01:44:45,443 --> 01:44:47,554 Don’t even mention the name of that ungrateful slut 1666 01:44:48,063 --> 01:44:49,981 - She's very ungrateful and she's a slut! - Ah.. 1667 01:44:50,177 --> 01:44:52,736 - Very sluttish character - Oh... Because of what she did to you? 1668 01:44:52,920 --> 01:44:56,724 - Oh, so you know! -I recently found out. 1669 01:44:56,882 --> 01:45:00,038 You found out recently; When you found,you too you didn't see that... 1670 01:45:00,117 --> 01:45:02,684 that's very ungrat-- it's a sluttish behaviour. 1671 01:45:03,039 --> 01:45:05,907 - Sluttish behaviour - Ify is not a slut. 1672 01:45:06,339 --> 01:45:08,200 - She's not. - Continue defending her. 1673 01:45:08,240 --> 01:45:11,159 If you want to listen, you listen. Or I leave. 1674 01:45:12,254 --> 01:45:14,652 If you want to listen to the truth, you listen. 1675 01:45:17,621 --> 01:45:19,146 Ify is not a slut. 1676 01:45:20,009 --> 01:45:23,215 Maybe if you made her feel like she belongs to herself... 1677 01:45:23,598 --> 01:45:25,623 Like her whole world doesn't revolve around you... 1678 01:45:25,689 --> 01:45:27,696 Like if you leave the whole world will not stop... 1679 01:45:27,900 --> 01:45:30,623 Maybe she won't be limited to the boundary out set for her. 1680 01:45:34,008 --> 01:45:36,783 - She hurt me when she went after Collins - You said you didn't like Collins... 1681 01:45:37,781 --> 01:45:39,150 That he's not your type... 1682 01:45:39,828 --> 01:45:41,288 You treated him like shit. 1683 01:45:44,597 --> 01:45:47,127 (stutters) Maybe I liked him small... 1684 01:45:47,286 --> 01:45:53,962 - I was just playing hard to get. - (Laughs) You like him small 1685 01:45:54,054 --> 01:45:55,905 - Yes - Small? 1686 01:45:56,885 --> 01:45:59,556 You can like somebody, hen-hen... 1687 01:46:00,135 --> 01:46:02,762 You have love in your being... Eh? 1688 01:46:03,857 --> 01:46:06,235 Rolake, that man chased you for years. 1689 01:46:07,199 --> 01:46:08,985 You treated him like shit. 1690 01:46:09,389 --> 01:46:11,931 You were not even nice to him one bit. 1691 01:46:12,585 --> 01:46:15,577 So if Ify was nice to him and he likes Ify, then it is what is. 1692 01:46:15,812 --> 01:46:17,415 Your loss! 1693 01:46:17,715 --> 01:46:22,981 Your loss, and this behavior is why I did not invite you for my engagement. Yes! 1694 01:46:28,718 --> 01:46:32,044 - Tolu, Please... - (Hisses) 1695 01:46:32,753 --> 01:46:34,604 Tolu please 1696 01:46:35,230 --> 01:46:40,196 I'm sorry. (Stutters) I'm-- I feel really bad... 1697 01:46:40,891 --> 01:46:42,209 I'll change. 1698 01:46:43,947 --> 01:46:45,602 - (In Yoruba) Please Tolu... - Leave me. 1699 01:46:45,784 --> 01:46:49,577 I'll change... You know you are the only family that I have now... 1700 01:46:49,966 --> 01:46:51,522 - I'm the only family you have right? - Yes... 1701 01:46:51,587 --> 01:46:52,799 Why is that? 1702 01:46:53,816 --> 01:46:56,866 Why doesn't your Mom talk to you anymore? 1703 01:46:57,895 --> 01:47:01,116 (In Yoruba) it's because of you bad behaviour... 1704 01:47:04,647 --> 01:47:06,785 It's my bad behaviour... 1705 01:47:07,851 --> 01:47:11,931 (In Yoruba) Tolu Please... I'll change I promise. 1706 01:47:12,624 --> 01:47:14,918 I feel really bad now... 1707 01:47:16,170 --> 01:47:17,004 I've heard you... 1708 01:47:19,712 --> 01:47:26,117 - Tolu - (In Yoruba) Don't ruin my clothes, ado you know how much I got it? 1709 01:47:31,000 --> 01:47:32,094 So wedding... 1710 01:47:32,785 --> 01:47:35,563 You are just coming as a mere guest. Take. 1711 01:47:40,381 --> 01:47:41,645 - Tolu please let me help you... - Eh? 1712 01:47:42,562 --> 01:47:44,387 You want to what? We don’t need your help. 1713 01:47:44,953 --> 01:47:47,807 We are very okay, God has blessed us. We don't need your help! 1714 01:47:47,951 --> 01:47:50,310 Thank you for all you have done for me. 1715 01:47:50,584 --> 01:47:51,718 Eh? Help? 1716 01:47:52,599 --> 01:47:53,360 We don't need it. 1717 01:47:53,487 --> 01:47:56,797 In fact, we have a whole table for you alone... 1718 01:47:57,343 --> 01:47:59,507 You will sit down there with your body and your soul together... 1719 01:47:59,979 --> 01:48:05,145 You can tell the cutlery, the fork, the drinks, the meat, the rice... 1720 01:48:05,336 --> 01:48:08,054 How you helped me... you know, they will like to hear it. 1721 01:48:08,170 --> 01:48:10,541 Because I don't want any human being near you. 1722 01:48:11,820 --> 01:48:17,204 The day is for me, not you. My day, it's not about you... 1723 01:48:21,196 --> 01:48:23,361 I have to go, Nelson is outside. He's waiting for me 1724 01:48:23,427 --> 01:48:27,376 - Eh? He's outside , he didn't come inside? - Ah, he doesn't like you. 1725 01:48:32,626 --> 01:48:35,142 - Tolu, am I that bad? - Huh? 1726 01:48:36,724 --> 01:48:40,972 - (Chuckles) Rolake? - Huh? Yes dear? 1727 01:48:42,353 --> 01:48:44,671 - Rolakemi ? - Cousin mi? 1728 01:48:46,072 --> 01:48:49,877 - Rolake of life... - Cousin mi? 1729 01:48:49,999 --> 01:48:51,837 You... 1730 01:48:52,065 --> 01:48:55,050 You are the absolute worst 1731 01:49:14,808 --> 01:49:19,423 (Crying) 1732 01:49:43,988 --> 01:49:45,618 (scoffs) You? 1733 01:49:48,394 --> 01:49:49,672 Erm... 1734 01:49:50,167 --> 01:49:50,949 Roli hi... 1735 01:49:51,887 --> 01:49:55,573 - Listen... - Does he treat you good? 1736 01:49:58,378 --> 01:50:00,346 - Yeah, he does. 1737 01:50:02,567 --> 01:50:04,640 (Sighs) Come... 1738 01:50:09,199 --> 01:50:12,432 Ify I’m sorry for how bad I treated you... 1739 01:50:13,472 --> 01:50:18,867 I'm sorry for all the hurtful things and hateful things I said to you 1740 01:50:20,079 --> 01:50:23,456 I'm sorry for putting you down every time... 1741 01:50:24,295 --> 01:50:27,697 Erm I’m proud of the woman you’ve become... 1742 01:50:28,583 --> 01:50:31,359 And erm, even though I never admit it... 1743 01:50:32,858 --> 01:50:40,235 I'm so proud. And If there's anything, I want your friendship. 1744 01:50:41,757 --> 01:50:44,859 Who are you and what have you done to my friend? 1745 01:50:45,858 --> 01:50:48,878 Why do you think I'm here? Of course I'll like to have my friend back... 1746 01:50:49,121 --> 01:50:52,403 - Gosh I miss you. - Thank you 1747 01:50:53,026 --> 01:50:55,833 Listen, nobody is perfect okay... 1748 01:50:56,003 --> 01:50:58,922 And yes , you did have some shitty behaviour but... 1749 01:50:59,458 --> 01:51:02,351 Above all, you are a nice friend... 1750 01:51:03,753 --> 01:51:05,226 Thank you... I love you... 1751 01:51:06,018 --> 01:51:07,700 Girl, I love you more... 1752 01:51:08,529 --> 01:51:11,122 And one more thing... 1753 01:51:11,353 --> 01:51:14,146 As for the seat, you will not be sitting alone... 1754 01:51:14,356 --> 01:51:18,346 - Because I'll be right next to you... - Thank you... 1755 01:51:19,564 --> 01:51:23,249 - You look good by the way. Can I borrow this wig/ - you can have it 1756 01:51:23,427 --> 01:51:26,297 - you can actually keep it. - What did you do to my friend--- 1757 01:51:26,336 --> 01:51:30,514 - (Chuckling) let's go - I’ll get the gate 1758 01:51:30,707 --> 01:51:32,793 Wow, thank you... 1759 01:51:33,270 --> 01:51:35,694 thank you... 1760 01:51:36,281 --> 01:53:13,578 (Theme Sound playing...) 148916

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