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- OKAY.
HERE'S YOUR PAYCHECK.
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PLUS YOUR EXPENSES.
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- ALL RIGHT, WHO SAYS
CRIME DOESN'T PAY?
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- OKAY, I SIGN HERE...
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AND I JUST
NEED YOUR INITIALS.
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JUST YOUR INITIALS.
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YOU DON'T NEED TO SIGN IT,
JUST YOUR INITIALS.
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"A" AND AN "M".
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- HI.
both: HI.
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- MY, LOOK AT YOU!
YOU LOOK SPECTACULAR.
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- THANK YOU.
- MR. MONK, TK IS HERE.
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DOESN'T SHE LOOK GREAT?
- OH, YEAH.
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- WHAT'S THE OCCASION?
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- IT'S OUR
SIX-MONTH ANNIVERSARY,
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SO LELAND'S TAKING ME
TO LA PASTERIA.
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- OOH, VERY NICE.
- HAVE YOU BEEN THERE?
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- NO, THAT'S HOW NICE IT IS.
- OH, MY GOD!
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- WHAT?
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- HE WANTS TO MARRY YOU.
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HE'S GOING TO PROPOSE
TO YOU TONIGHT.
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- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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- THERE'S SOMETHING
IN HIS POCKET,
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HE'S BEEN PATTING IT ALL DAY,
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IT'S ABOUT THE SIZE
AND SHAPE OF A RING BOX.
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PLUS, HE TRIMMED HIS MUSTACHE
TWO DAYS AHEAD OF SCHEDULE.
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AND HE'S BEEN TALKING
TO HIMSELF JUST NOW.
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I'LL BET HE'S REHEARSING.
- OH.
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- PLUS, HE'S FLOSSING
HIS TEETH,
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WHICH IS SOMETHING
HE NEVER DOES!
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- [giggling]
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- OH, MY GOD, LELAND!
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- [whispers]
CONGRATULATIONS!
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- MR. MONK,
YOU RUINED THE SURPRISE.
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- NO, I DIDN'T.
I'M VERY SURPRISED.
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- WAIT, HERE HE COMES.
DON'T LET ON.
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DON'T LET HIM
KNOW THAT WE KNOW.
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[clears throat]
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- HEY, HEY.
- HI.
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- YOU LOOK GREAT.
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IT'S 6:30,
SO WE SHOULD GET...GOING.
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- [giggles]
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- ARE YOU OKAY?
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- [crying]
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- WHY IS EVERYBODY CRYING?
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- [sniffs]
NO REASON.
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[sniffs]
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- YOU TWO HAVE FUN.
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- WHAT'S GOING ON?
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- THEY FIGURED IT OUT.
THAT YOU'RE PROPOSING.
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- I WONDER HOW.
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WHAT DO I DO NOW?
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[sighs]
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I GUESS
I'LL JUST DO IT HERE.
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- WAIT, NO.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
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JUST LET'S JUST
WAIT TILL WE'RE ALONE.
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AND I WANNA HEAR
THE WHOLE SPEECH.
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AND...AND EVERYTHING
THAT YOU'VE PLANNED.
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- OH.
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- IS THAT A "YES"?
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- WELL, YOU'LL JUST
HAVE TO WAIT AND FIND OUT.
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[laughing]
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WAIT, CAN I JUST TAKE
A PEEK, JUST A LITTLE PEAK?
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OH!
[laughing]
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- LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING
TO A WEDDING.
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[Randy Newman ragtime theme]
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* IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE
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* DISORDER AND CONFUSION
EVERYWHERE *
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* NO ONE SEEMS TO CARE
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* WELL, I DO
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* HEY, WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE?
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* IT'S A JUNGLE OUT THERE
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* POISON IN THE VERY AIR
WE BREATHE *
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* DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S IN
THE WATER THAT YOU DRINK? *
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* WELL, I DO,
AND IT'S A-MA-ZING *
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* PEOPLE THINK I'M CRAZY
'CAUSE I WORRY ALL THE TIME *
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* IF YOU PAID ATTENTION,
YOU'D BE WORRIED TOO *
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* YOU'D BETTER PAY ATTENTION
OR THIS WORLD WE LOVE SO MUCH *
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* MIGHT JUST KILL YOU
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* I COULD BE WRONG NOW
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* BUT I DON'T THINK SO
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* 'CAUSE IT'S
A JUNGLE OUT THERE *
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* IT'S A JUNGLE
OUT THERE *
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- YOU ALL RIGHT?
- YES, SIR.
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I'M SORRY, LIEUTENANT, I'VE
NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT.
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THINK THEY KILLED HIM FIRST?
- GOD, I HOPE SO.
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PETERS, ANY I.D. AT ALL?
FINGERPRINTS, ANYTHING?
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- YOU NEED FINGERS
FOR FINGERPRINTS.
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- * HEAVEN
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* I'M IN HEAVEN
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* AND MY HEART BEATS SO
THAT I CAN HARDLY SPEAK *
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[chuckles]
HOW YOU DOIN'?
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* AND I FINALLY FOUND
THE HAPPINESS I SEEK *
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HEY THERE, KEVIN.
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YOU LOOK GOOD.
YOU LOSING WEIGHT?
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GOOD DEAL.
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* WHEN WE'RE OUT TOGETHER
DANCIN' CHEEK TO CHEEK *
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[breathes in]
HEY, I SMELL RIBS.
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- IT IS RIBS.
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YOU'RE IN A GOOD MOOD
THIS MORNING.
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- I'M IN A GREAT MOOD.
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I'M GETTING MARRIED IN NINE
DAYS, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?
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* HEAVEN
I'M IN HEAVEN *
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* AND MY--
HOLY MONKEY.
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- YEAH, A COUPLE OF HIKERS
FOUND HIM THIS MORNING.
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- WHEW!
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ANY I.D.?
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- NO.
WE GOT A BOOT.
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ONE BOOT,
EVERYTHING ELSE BURNT UP.
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- ONE BOOT?
HOLY MONKEY.
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- FIGURE IT'S A DRIFTER
SLEEPING IN THE PARK,
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SOME KIDS COME BY, THEY SHOOT
HIM, THEN SET HIM ON FIRE,
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FOUND A NINE MILLIMETER SHELL
RIGHT OVER HERE.
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- A COUPLE OF KIDS
SHOT HIM FIRST?
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- YEAH, I THINK SO.
HIS BACK WASN'T AS WELL DONE.
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YOU KNOW, UH, SO
HE WASN'T ROLLING AROUND.
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I THINK MOST PEOPLE WOULD, YOU
KNOW, ROLL AROUND INSTINCTIVELY.
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YOU KNOW?
- RIGHT.
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- WE, UH...
FOUND THIS TOO.
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RUM,
PROBABLY HIS OWN BOTTLE.
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- 151, THAT'LL DO IT.
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WHEW.
ANY PRINTS ON THE BOTTLE?
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- NO, WIPED DOWN.
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- OH, KIDS WOULD
NOT WIPE DOWN THE BOTTLE,
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THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG HERE.
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CALL MONK, HAVE HIM
MEET US AT THE MORGUE.
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- YES, SIR.
- YOU CAN COVER THAT UP NOW.
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- UH, YES, SIR.
- * I LOVE TO GO OUT FISHING
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* ON A RIVER OR A CREEK
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* BUT I DO NOT LOVE IT
HALF AS MUCH *
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* AS DANCIN' CHEEK TO CHEEK
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* OH, HEAVEN
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[walkie talkie chatter]
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- * CUPID WAS A GUN FOR HIRE
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* TOOK AIM
AT LELAND STOTTLEMEYER *
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* WHO'S LOVE WAS
WALLOWED IN THE MIRE *
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* WE LOVE YOU
TK STOTTLEMEYER! *
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* MR. AND MRS. STOTTLEMEYER
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[stops playing abruptly]
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- SOUNDS A LITTLE
LIKE LIGHT MY FIRE.
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- WHAT PART?
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- THE WORDS.
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AND THE MUSIC.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST
PLAY THE WEDDING MARCH?
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- YEAH, I AM--
I AM DURING THE SERVICE.
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THIS IS FOR AFTER.
THIS IS FOR THE RECEPTION.
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THIS IS MY GIFT.
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IT'S EITHER THAT
OR A TRASH COMPACTOR.
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- CAN'T GO WRONG
WITH A TRASH COMPACTOR.
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- UH, LISTEN, MONK, UM...
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ARE YOU OKAY WITH ME AND TK?
- WHAT?
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- I MEAN, ABOUT HER NAME.
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- OH, SURE,
I THINK IT'S GREAT!
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EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE
A TRUDY IN THEIR LIFE.
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- [chuckles]
YEAH, THANK YOU, MAN.
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THAT MEANS A LOT TO ME.
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UM, THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE.
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I GUESS THIS IS
AS GOOD A TIME AS ANY.
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UH, YOU AND I--
WE GO WAY BACK.
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PROBABLY SOME 20-ODD--
OR EVEN...MOSTLY ODD YEARS.
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- YEAH.
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- SO, I WOULD LIKE FOR YOU
TO BE STANDING NEXT TO ME...
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NEXT SATURDAY.
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- STANDING NEXT TO YOU?
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- YEAH, I'M ASKING YOU
TO BE MY BEST MAN.
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- REALLY?
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WOW!
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I'M...I'M--WHAT AM I?
I'M--I'M SURPRISED.
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I'M FLATTERED.
I'M SLIGHTLY APPREHENSIVE.
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AND I'M ANXIOUS, WHICH--
WELL, I'M ALWAYS ANXIOUS.
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SO THAT DOESN'T REALLY--
- SO IS THAT A YES?
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- YES.
- [sighs]
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- YES, ABSOLUTELY.
- OKAY.
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[laughing]
THANK YOU.
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- I'LL DO MY BEST
TO...BE THE BEST
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BEST MAN A BEST MAN
COULD POSSIBLY BE.
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- I'M SURE YOU WILL.
[laughing]
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IT'S NOT COMPLICATED.
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YOUR MAIN JOB IS TO MAKE SURE
YOU DON'T LOSE THIS.
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- I WILL NOT LOSE THIS RING.
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- I'M SURE YOU WON'T.
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- NO, I WILL
NOT LOSE THIS RING.
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- MONK, I THINK
YOU'RE BENDING IT.
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- YEAH.
[door opens]
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- OH, HELLO ADRIAN.
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- HI, HOW ARE YOU?
- HEY, FIANCE.
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- HEY, YOURSELF.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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- OH, MY GOD,
IS THAT A PERSON?
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- YEAH, IT WAS A PERSON,
THEY FOUND IT IN COLIN PARK.
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- WELL, WHO IS IT?
OR WHO WAS IT?
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- WE DON'T KNOW.
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- NO, THEY TOOK HIS WALLET,
EVERYTHING'S BURNED.
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- WE'LL BE LUCKY IF
WE CAN GET A DNA MATCH.
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- OH, GOD, YOU HAVE
TO DO THIS EVERY DAY?
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- [chuckles] HONEY,
I DON'T TEACH KINDERGARTEN.
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WE KNEW THIS WHEN WE MET.
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HEY, WANNA TAKE A WALK?
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- OH, I'M OKAY.
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ACTUALLY, I HAVE
A FAVOR TO ASK YOU,
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AND IT'S
A LITTLE EMBARRASSING.
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- OKAY.
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- STEPHANIE
GOT ARRESTED LAST NIGHT.
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- WHO--WHO'S STEPHANIE?
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- STEPHANIE BRIGGS,
IT'S HER MAID OF HONOR.
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- WE'RE SISTERS,
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I MEAN,
WE FEEL LIKE SISTERS.
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- MM-HMM.
WHAT'D SHE DO?
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- NOTHING,
IT WAS JUST SPEEDING.
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- WAS SHE DRINKING?
- NO, I SWEAR.
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IT WAS JUST SPEEDING,
IT WAS HER THIRD OFFENSE.
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- OKAY, WHERE
DID THEY TAKE HER?
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- SHE'S HERE.
DOWNSTAIRS.
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- IN A HOLDING CELL?
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- THEY WONT RELEASE HER UNTIL
A JUDGE COMES IN TOMORROW.
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- SO WHERE'S HER CAR?
- THE IMPOUND LOT.
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- OKAY,
I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.
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- OH, THANK YOU,
THANK YOU, THANK YOU!
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YOU'RE MY HERO.
- OKAY.
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- THANK YOU, MM.
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- MEET ME OUT BACK
IN A HALF AN HOUR.
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- AH, SMELL THAT SWEET AIR.
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- OH, PLEASE,
DRAMA QUEEN.
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WHAT WERE YOU IN THERE FOR,
LIKE, 20 HOURS?
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- I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA
HAVE TO DIG MY WAY OUT.
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- [laughing]
SHE WOULD NOT DIG HER WAY OUT,
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'CAUSE SHE'D BE AFRAID
SHE'D BREAK A FINGER NAIL.
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- [scoffs]
- CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?
227
00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:38,211
- YEAH.
228
00:09:38,245 --> 00:09:39,947
- WHAT THE HELL
WERE YOU THINKING?
229
00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:43,316
YOU WERE GOING 75 MILES AN HOUR
IN A RESIDENTIAL NEIGHBORHOOD.
230
00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:44,384
- IT WAS AN EMERGENCY,
LELAND, ALL RIGHT?
231
00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,720
I HAD TO GET TO THE CATERERS
BEFORE THEY CLOSED.
232
00:09:46,754 --> 00:09:47,955
- SEE, SHE
WAS DOING IT FOR US.
233
00:09:47,988 --> 00:09:50,658
- IT'S JUST A WEDDING, IT'S
NOT WORTH GETTING KILLED OVER.
234
00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:54,695
WE OUGHT TO BE GETTING MARRIED
AT THE BEACH, JUST YOU AND ME.
235
00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:57,831
SOMETHING SIMPLE IN THE SAND.
DUNES AND FLIP FLOPS.
236
00:09:57,865 --> 00:10:00,400
- THE WEDDING'S NOT JUST FOR US,
IT'S FOR THE FAMILIES.
237
00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,601
- YOU'RE THE BOSS.
238
00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:04,672
THAT'S MY TUXEDO, THANK YOU VERY
MUCH FOR PICKING THAT UP.
239
00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:07,675
- YEAH, MAYBE I SHOULD CHECK IT,
MAKE SURE IT'S RIGHT.
240
00:10:07,708 --> 00:10:08,776
- OH, I'M SURE IT'S FINE.
241
00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:10,143
I RENT FROM THESE GUYS
ALL THE TIME.
242
00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:12,245
- I CAN'T WAIT
TO SEE YOU IN IT.
243
00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:14,715
- OH, THAT'S NAUSEATING,
I WANNA GO BACK TO PRISON.
244
00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:17,050
- [laughing]
- BYE, DRIVE SAFELY.
245
00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:18,318
- I'LL KEEP IT UNDER 100.
246
00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:20,954
- CUTE.
247
00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:35,435
- YOU WANT ME
TO HOLD THE RING?
248
00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:36,303
- I GOT IT.
249
00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:38,872
- WHY DON'T YOU
PUT IT IN YOUR POCKET?
250
00:10:38,906 --> 00:10:39,907
- POCKETS RIP.
251
00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:41,441
- HOW ABOUT A DRAWER?
252
00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,943
- NOT RELIABLE.
- REALLY?
253
00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,712
I FIND DRAWERS
TO BE PRETTY RELIABLE.
254
00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:47,447
- [chuckling]
I'D JUST WORRY ABOUT IT.
255
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,016
YOU KNOW,
I'D OBSESS OVER IT.
256
00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:52,820
PROBABLY END UP CARRYING
THE WHOLE BUREAU AROUND WITH ME.
257
00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:56,056
- YOU ARE TAKING THIS BEST MAN
STUFF PRETTY SERIOUSLY.
258
00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:58,826
SO HOW'S
THE BACHELOR PARTY COMING?
259
00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:00,093
- OH, THAT'S
GOING GREAT, GREAT.
260
00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:02,730
I ALREADY BOUGHT THE BEER.
- MM-HMM.
261
00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:04,798
- AND GOT A MOVIE.
262
00:11:04,832 --> 00:11:07,034
- [laughing]
- WHAT?
263
00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:09,870
- I'VE NEVER
SEEN YOU SO EXCITED,
264
00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:11,371
IT'S LIKE HE PROPOSED TO YOU.
265
00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:13,440
- I KNOW,
THAT'S HOW I FEEL.
266
00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:15,876
[laughing]
267
00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:21,749
[laughing]
268
00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:22,850
- YOU KNOW,
IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT,
269
00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:24,317
I SHOULD REALLY,
REALLY GO HOME.
270
00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,019
- YEAH, UH-HUH.
271
00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:27,788
GEE, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST SLEEP HERE?
272
00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:29,757
- WELL, BECAUSE
I HAVE WORK TO DO.
273
00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:33,827
I HAVE A DEADLINE, I--I HAVE
TO REVIEW SEVEN BLENDERS.
274
00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:40,033
ALL RIGHT,
THEY'RE JUST BLENDERS.
275
00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,769
- MM-HMM.
276
00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:45,005
- [gasps]
277
00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:47,440
- STAY PUT.
278
00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:50,944
- [panting]
279
00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:55,949
- [sighs]
280
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,190
- CURTIS RUDNER...
ISN'T HE A PEDIATRICIAN?
281
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,392
HE DOESN'T HAVE A DATE?
- HE'S SEPARATED.
282
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:07,460
- WELL, IN THAT CASE,
I'M GONNA MOVE HIM OVER
283
00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:09,329
TO TABLE NUMBER THREE,
RIGHT OVER NEXT TO ME.
284
00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:10,831
LOOK AT THAT!
HELLO, CURTIS, HOW ARE YOU?
285
00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,399
SORRY, DIBS.
- ACTUALLY,
286
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:14,367
NATALIE'S BRINGING
HER OWN DOCTOR.
287
00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,936
- YES, LIEUTENANT
STEVEN ALBRIGHT.
288
00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,971
HE'S IN THE NAVY,
HE'S A MEDICAL OFFICER.
289
00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:19,039
- VERY NICE.
290
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,407
- READY?
* DAH DA DA DA
291
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:22,542
- AW.
- WHOO!
292
00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,945
- OKAY.
BE HONEST.
293
00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:26,113
- OKAY.
- WHAT DO YOU THINK?
294
00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:27,014
- HONEY,
IF I LOOKED THAT GOOD,
295
00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,415
I WOULD GET MARRIED
EVERY SIX MONTHS,
296
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:29,883
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
- [laughing]
297
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:31,418
[beeper goes off]
- OH, NO, IS THAT THE TIME?
298
00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,987
I HAVE TO GO, I HAVE TO MEET
MR. MONK AT THE CRIME LAB.
299
00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:36,389
- GOD, HOW DO YOU DO IT?
- DO WHAT?
300
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:39,159
- YOUR JOB.
HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH IT?
301
00:12:39,192 --> 00:12:42,129
THE BLOOD, THE ANGER,
THE VICTIMS.
302
00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:45,432
HOW DO YOU GET USED TO IT?
- OH, WELL, I'M NOT USED TO IT.
303
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,367
I HOPE I NEVER AM.
304
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,469
- DON'T TELL LELAND, BUT
AFTER THE BREAK-IN LAST WEEK,
305
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:51,038
I DIDN'T SLEEP FOR TWO DAYS.
306
00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:52,205
- HONEY.
307
00:12:52,239 --> 00:12:54,541
- I'M SERIOUS.
308
00:12:56,844 --> 00:13:00,113
I DON'T KNOW
IF I CAN BE A COP'S WIFE.
309
00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:02,315
[sighs]
310
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,456
- MONK,
THE EVIDENCE IS OVER HERE.
311
00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:11,291
RANDY, GO GET HIM.
312
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:14,895
IT'S A MIXED ARRANGEMENT,
THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MIXED UP.
313
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:18,031
THAT'S THE CENTERPIECE FOR
THE TABLES AT THE RECEPTION.
314
00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:19,432
THANK YOU.
315
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:23,136
OKAY, WE HAVE A VICTIM
FOUNDED IN COLIN PARK.
316
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,504
HE WAS SHOT ONCE
AND THEN BURNED.
317
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,073
- I READ THE FILE,
SO WHERE ARE WE?
318
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:27,574
- STILL UNIDENTIFIED.
319
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:29,142
RANDY, WHAT DO
WE KNOW ABOUT HIM?
320
00:13:29,176 --> 00:13:31,411
- WELL, WE KNOW
HE WAS...FLAMMABLE.
321
00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:33,313
THAT'S PRETTY MUCH IT.
322
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:34,915
- AND THIS IS IT?
323
00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:36,917
- THAT'S ALL THERE IS.
- HEY, I'M LOOKING FORWARD
324
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,485
TO COMING TO
THE BACHELOR PARTY TONIGHT.
325
00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,220
WHAT TIME SHOULD I GET THERE?
326
00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:41,488
- 6:00.
327
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,490
- BACHELOR PARTY
STARTS AT 6:00?
328
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:44,958
- BE THERE OR BE SQUARE.
329
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,938
ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE.
330
00:14:00,107 --> 00:14:02,475
- WE HAVE A WORK BOOT,
SIZE 12 1/3, MAYBE 13.
331
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,477
SO HE WAS TALL.
332
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,547
AND SLIGHTLY BOWLEGGED.
333
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,649
THE WEAR ON THE HEEL,
IT'S UNEVEN.
334
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,885
- YOU GETTING
THIS DOWN, RANDY?
335
00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:13,320
- UH, YES, SIR.
336
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,622
- WHAT IS THIS?
337
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,059
THORN.
338
00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:21,261
THERE'S NO BREAK.
339
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:23,496
I THINK IT WAS CUT.
340
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:27,000
AND THIS...
341
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,238
WHAT IS THAT?
342
00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,609
GREEN STYROFOAM.
343
00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:40,247
- I'LL SEND
THIS DOWN TO THE LAB.
344
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,514
- WE'RE IN THE LAB.
345
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:44,384
- THEN I'LL JUST
PUT IT RIGHT THERE.
346
00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:48,421
- YOU KNOW,
I CAN HOLD THAT RING.
347
00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:50,390
- I GOT IT.
I...GOT IT.
348
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:54,627
- TRUTH IS, I MIGHT NOT
BE NEEDING THAT RING AFTER ALL.
349
00:14:54,661 --> 00:14:56,196
[chuckles]
350
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,965
TK'S HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS
ABOUT THE WEDDING.
351
00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,099
BUYER'S REMORSE.
352
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:01,501
- WHAT?
WHAT HAPPENED?
353
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:04,471
- WELL, THE BREAK-IN AT
MY HOUSE REALLY SPOOKED HER.
354
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:08,141
IT WAS JUST A B AND E,
SOME KID, DIDN'T TAKE ANYTHING,
355
00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:11,278
PROBABLY A JUNKIE
LOOKING FOR MY PIECE.
356
00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:13,280
NOW I CAN'T
BRING IT IN THE HOUSE.
357
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:14,314
- WOW.
358
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:17,117
- NEW RULE, I HAVE
TO LEAVE THE GUN IN THE CAR.
359
00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:21,088
MONK, FOR GOD'S SAKE,
WOULD YOU LEAVE IT ALONE?
360
00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:23,156
- GREEN STYROFOAM.
361
00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,694
HE WAS A FLORIST.
362
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,531
[phone ringing]
363
00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:33,466
- HELLO?
364
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:37,137
- [robot voice] TK JENSEN,
SORRY ABOUT THE MESS.
365
00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:38,605
- EXCUSE ME?
366
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:41,041
- SORRY ABOUT THE MESS
367
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:42,609
FRIDAY NIGHT
IN LELAND'S HOUSE.
368
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:43,676
- WHO IS THIS?
369
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:47,580
- TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND
I'LL BE STOPPING BY AGAIN.
370
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:51,184
MAYBE NEXT TIME
YOU WILL BOTH BE AT HOME.
371
00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:53,053
- SORRY I'M LATE.
372
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:54,354
- OH, LELAND.
373
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,289
- HEY.
HEY, HEY, HEY.
374
00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:57,690
YOU OKAY?
YOU'RE SHAKING.
375
00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,159
- OH, SOMEBODY JUST CALLED ME,
376
00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:00,760
AND HE SAID
HE RANSACKED YOUR PLACE,
377
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,229
AND HE SAID HE'D BE BACK.
378
00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:04,231
- JUST NOW ON THIS PHONE?
LET ME SEE.
379
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:06,533
DID YOU RECOGNIZE THE VOICE?
380
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:09,636
- NO...IT WAS WEIRD.
IT WAS MECHANICAL.
381
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:11,671
- ELECTRONIC FILTER,
COULD'VE BEEN ANYBODY.
382
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:14,541
COMPTEL.
IT WAS A PAY PHONE.
383
00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:18,078
- HE KNEW MY NAME.
384
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,679
- DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
385
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,748
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
386
00:16:21,781 --> 00:16:23,750
JUST SOME CREEP HAVING FUN.
387
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:26,086
I'LL TAKE CARE OF
IT TOMORROW.
388
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:29,256
LET'S GO HOME
AND LOCK THE DOOR.
389
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:31,591
- WHAT ABOUT THE PARTY?
- FORGET ABOUT THE PARTY.
390
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,493
I'LL CANCEL IT.
391
00:16:33,526 --> 00:16:35,295
- YOU CAN'T,
IT'S YOUR BACHELOR PARTY.
392
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:38,031
- LOOK, THERE'S NO WAY
I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU TONIGHT.
393
00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:39,699
- I'M FINE.
394
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:42,169
I'LL GO TO THE OFFICE, I'VE GOT
A LOT OF WORK TO DO ANYWAY.
395
00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:43,670
AND THERE'S 20 PEOPLE THERE,
I'LL BE FINE.
396
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,172
- NO.
- YOU HAVE TO GO.
397
00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:46,206
- NO.
398
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:47,707
- THIS MEANS
THE WORLD TO ADRIAN.
399
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,542
HE'S BEEN
PLANNING IT ALL WEEK.
400
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,346
- OKAY, I'LL GO.
- [laughing]
401
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:54,647
- BESIDES, THE PARTY'S
AT MONK'S HOUSE,
402
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,216
IT'LL BE OVER BY 9:00.
403
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,654
- LELAND...
404
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,456
DOES THIS HAPPEN
ALL THE TIME?
405
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,758
JUST TELL ME, IS
THIS GONNA BE MY LIFE?
406
00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:09,196
- NO.
407
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:11,764
I SWEAR THIS NEVER HAPPENS.
408
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:17,704
- OKAY, DOES
EVERYBODY HAVE PIZZA?
409
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:19,639
- UH, THERE'S NOTHING ON IT.
410
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:21,708
- I KNOW!
I ORDERED PLAIN.
411
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:24,077
- NOT EVEN CHEESE?
- I ORDERED EXTRA PLAIN.
412
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:26,346
NO FUSS, NO MUSS.
AND USE YOUR COASTERS.
413
00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:30,317
ALL RIGHT, THE LARGE COASTERS
GO UNDER THE SMALL COASTERS.
414
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:35,622
AND THERE'S TRASH BAGS
IN THE KITCHEN.
415
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:38,291
EVERYBODY GETS ONE,
I PUT YOUR NAMES AT THE TOP.
416
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:39,859
- MONK, THERE'S
A BATHROOM IN THE BATHROOM.
417
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:42,329
- WHERE DO YOU WANT ME
TO PUT IT, MIKE?
418
00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:43,596
IN THE KITCHEN?
419
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:45,632
[scoffs]
420
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,467
- GREAT, THANK YOU.
421
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:48,601
WELL, YOU WERE RIGHT.
422
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:51,571
IT CAME FROM A PAYPHONE,
A GAS STATION ON VINTON STREET.
423
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:52,872
- ANY PRINTS?
424
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,108
- NO PRINTS, NO WITNESSES.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
425
00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:56,743
SOMEONE WITH A GRUDGE,
SOMEONE YOU PUT AWAY?
426
00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:58,711
- MAYBE, IT'S
NOT A SHORT LIST.
427
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,280
- HOW'S TK DOING?
428
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,315
- SHE'S SCARED TO DEATH.
429
00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:03,316
- EXCUSE ME.
430
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:05,518
OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
HERE WE GO.
431
00:18:05,552 --> 00:18:07,654
IS EVERYBODY HAVING FUN?
432
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,189
- YOU MEAN
"IS ANYBODY HAVING FUN?"
433
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:10,790
- [chuckles]
THAT'S GOOD, THAT'S GOOD.
434
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:13,460
ALL RIGHT, I WOULD LIKE
TO SAY A FEW WORDS.
435
00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:15,795
ABOUT OUR FRIEND,
LELAND FRANCIS STOTTLEMEYER.
436
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:19,266
- WHOO!
[cheers and applause]
437
00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:20,867
- THANK YOU,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
438
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,635
OKAY.
- AND IT GOES LIKE THIS.
439
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:26,239
"A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR
WITH A DUCK ON HIS HEAD."
440
00:18:26,273 --> 00:18:29,342
[laughing]
THERE'S MORE, THERE'S MORE.
441
00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:32,645
"THE BARTENDER SAYS 'SAY,
AREN'T YOU LELAND STOTTLEMEYER,
442
00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:35,282
"'WHOSE FIRST MARRIAGE
WAS ANNULLED AFTER FIVE DAYS,
443
00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:38,318
"'AND WHOSE SECOND WIFE,
KAREN, LEFT HIM AFTER 20 YEARS?
444
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:39,819
"'AND THEN YOU
DATED LINDA FUSCO
445
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,522
WHO WAS LATER CONVICTED
OF FIRST DEGREE MURDER?'"
446
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:44,857
- [laughing]
447
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:47,860
- WAIT, WAIT, "AND THEN LELAND
SAYS, 'THAT'S RIGHT.'
448
00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:50,730
"AND THEN THE BARTENDER SAYS,
'EVERY RELATIONSHIP
449
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,765
"'YOU'VE EVER HAD
HAS ENDED IN DISASTER.
450
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:54,834
"'AND YOU WANNA
GET MARRIED AGAIN?
451
00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,769
"'YOU'RE CRAZY.
452
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,871
NO WONDER YOU HAVE
A DUCK ON YOUR HEAD.'"
453
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:03,943
"AND LELAND SAYS--"
454
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,712
- AND LELAND SAYS,
"I NEED A DRINK."
455
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,647
[cheers and applause]
456
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,849
- I GET IT, I GET IT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
457
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:12,485
LET'S BREAK OUT THE BOOZE.
458
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:13,486
- YEAH, FINALLY.
- YEAH.
459
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,388
- ALL RIGHT.
460
00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:17,657
- AND EVERYBODY GETS A BEER.
461
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,826
- HOLD ON,
ONLY 12 BOTTLES?
462
00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:23,330
- EVERYBODY GETS A BEER.
463
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,602
- GENTLEMEN,
HERE'S THE SITUATION.
464
00:19:29,636 --> 00:19:32,739
WE'VE GOT 12 BOTTLES,
WHICH IS 144 FLUID OUNCES.
465
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:35,475
WHICH IS ENOUGH FOR EACH
OF US TO GET A LITTLE SLEEPY.
466
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:36,809
- YEAH!
467
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,878
- OR FOR ONE OF US
TO GET GOOD AND POLLUTED.
468
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:41,648
- DESIGNATED DRUNK.
HEY, I LOVE THE IDEA.
469
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:42,515
- I'LL GET DRUNK.
470
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:44,651
[cheers and applause]
- RIGHT HERE.
471
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,553
ALL RIGHT.
472
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:47,854
WE'VE STARTED
A NEW WEDDING TRADITION,
473
00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:50,357
A TRADITION THAT
I HOPE IS NEVER REPEATED.
474
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,491
- YEAH!
475
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:53,860
- ALL RIGHT,
I HAVE A QUESTION.
476
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,262
I HAVE A QUESTION.
477
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:58,798
ANY OF YOU GUYS...
LIKE MOVIES?
478
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:01,901
I'M TALKING
ABOUT HOLLYWOOD MOVIES.
479
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:04,971
BECAUSE I HAVE FOUND THE
ULTIMATE BACHELOR PARTY MOVIE...
480
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:08,375
[whispers]
IT'S RATED R.
481
00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:09,909
EVERYBODY HERE OVER 18?
482
00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:10,943
[chuckles]
483
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:13,846
NO, SERIOUSLY, ARE THEY?
484
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:14,947
CHECK IT OUT.
485
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:20,953
- BACHELOR PARTY.
486
00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:23,523
- [laughing] IT'S ACTUALLY
CALLED BACHELOR PARTY.
487
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,724
READ THE COVER.
488
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:27,494
- "SHOCKING, SHAMEFUL."
- THAT'S FOR YOU.
489
00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:28,795
- "SINFUL."
490
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,430
- [laughing]
OH, MY!
491
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:32,899
- "AND THE PARTY
HASN'T EVEN BEGUN YET."
492
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:34,867
- GET IT?
493
00:20:39,472 --> 00:20:42,342
[laughing]
HE SPILLED HIS BEER.
494
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:43,943
IT'S ALL OVER THE FLOOR.
495
00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:46,946
NOW WHAT ARE THEY DOING,
DANCING ON THE ROOF OF THE CAR?
496
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:49,916
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP,
THIS MOVIE'S OFF THE HOOK.
497
00:20:49,949 --> 00:20:51,851
IT'S OFF THE HOOK.
498
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:54,821
OH, NOW WHAT'S HE DOING?
- HE'S THROWING UP.
499
00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:56,556
- IT'S ONLY A MOVIE, RIGHT?
500
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:57,690
- HEY, MONK...
501
00:20:57,724 --> 00:21:01,361
I REALLY APPRECIATE THIS,
BUT I'M WORRIED ABOUT TK,
502
00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:02,962
AND I WANNA BE
THERE WHEN SHE GETS HOME.
503
00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:04,497
all: YEAH.
504
00:21:04,531 --> 00:21:05,932
- ARE YOU SURE?
BECAUSE I BOUGHT A PINATA.
505
00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,700
all: NO.
- HEY, HEY!
506
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,736
WHO BELONGS TO
THE CROWN VIC OUT FRONT?
507
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:10,870
- WELL, IS IT GREEN?
508
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:14,741
- NO, IT'S LIKE A CHARCOAL GREY
WITH FLAMES ON THE SIDE.
509
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,676
AND ON THE ROOF
AND THE WINDSHIELD.
510
00:21:16,709 --> 00:21:18,911
- AND ON THE--FLAMES
ON THE WINDSHIELD?
511
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,847
- FLAMES ON THE WINDSHIELD.
512
00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:29,822
- [laughing]
I LOVE THIS MOVIE.
513
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,592
- HEY!
514
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,327
HEY, THAT'S MY CAR!
515
00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:35,828
- TWO ENGINES
ARE ON THEIR WAY,
516
00:21:35,862 --> 00:21:37,364
THEY'LL BE HERE
IN THREE MINUTES.
517
00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:39,699
- WHAT IS GOING ON?
518
00:21:39,732 --> 00:21:42,034
- I HAVE NO IDEA.
519
00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:53,079
- [mumbling]
520
00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:55,014
- [sigh]
HOW'D YOU SLEEP?
521
00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:57,016
- SLEEP, WHAT'S THAT?
522
00:21:57,049 --> 00:21:59,786
TK WON'T COME TO MY HOUSE,
SHE DOESN'T FEEL SAFE THERE.
523
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,854
SO WE GO TO HER PLACE.
524
00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:04,924
2:00 A.M., A CAR ALARM GOES OFF,
SHE GETS FREAKED OUT,
525
00:22:04,957 --> 00:22:08,528
WE END UP SPENDING THE NIGHT AT
THE BAYSIDE MOTEL ON ROUTE 10.
526
00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:10,062
SHE WOUND UP
CRYING ALL NIGHT.
527
00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:12,399
WHOEVER THIS GUY IS,
HE'S RUINING MY LIFE.
528
00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:14,601
- WELL, THAT'S SUPPOSED
TO BE MY JOB.
529
00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:16,102
- EXACTLY.
530
00:22:16,135 --> 00:22:18,871
- OKAY, I GOT THE LAB REPORT
ON THE CAR LAST NIGHT,
531
00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:20,673
NO BIG SURPRISE,
GASOLINE ACCELERANT.
532
00:22:20,707 --> 00:22:24,477
- GAS CAN?
- NO GAS CAN.
533
00:22:24,511 --> 00:22:26,379
- WITNESSES?
- NO WITNESSES.
534
00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:29,849
- [sigh]
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
535
00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:32,519
- I THINK SOMEBODY'S
TRYING TO SCARE YOU.
536
00:22:32,552 --> 00:22:35,422
- YEAH. BUT WHY?
537
00:22:35,455 --> 00:22:36,556
I MEAN, IT DOESN'T TRACK.
538
00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:40,126
IF THE GUY WANTS A PIECE OF ME,
IF HE WANTS TO HURT ME,
539
00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:41,661
WHY DOESN'T HE COME AT ME?
540
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,663
WHAT'S ALL
THIS CAT AND MOUSE CRAP?
541
00:22:43,696 --> 00:22:45,031
- SO WHO'S ON YOUR SHORT LIST?
542
00:22:45,064 --> 00:22:46,633
- I'VE BEEN AT THIS ALL MORNING.
543
00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:49,135
MOST OF THESE GUYS ARE
EITHER IN JAIL OR DEAD.
544
00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:51,904
- YEAH, OR BOTH.
545
00:22:54,907 --> 00:22:57,677
- NO.
NOBODY IS BOTH.
546
00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:01,714
[sighs]
547
00:23:01,748 --> 00:23:03,750
- WHAT ABOUT JOEY KNOX?
548
00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:05,051
REMEMBER AT THAT HEARING,
549
00:23:05,084 --> 00:23:06,719
HE KEPT SAYING
THAT IT WASN'T OVER?
550
00:23:06,753 --> 00:23:08,788
- I ALREADY CHECKED,
JOEY KNOX IS IN MEXICO.
551
00:23:08,821 --> 00:23:10,122
- BUT DIDN'T
HE HAVE A BROTHER?
552
00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:15,795
- YES,
JOEY KNOX HAD A BROTHER.
553
00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:17,830
- GREAT, THANK YOU.
- JOEY KNOX...
554
00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:23,836
AND THE BROTHER'S DECEASED.
555
00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:25,538
WHAT'S THAT?
556
00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:28,808
- IT'S THE BURN VICTIM FROM
THE PARK, WE MIGHT HAVE AN I.D.
557
00:23:28,841 --> 00:23:30,577
BEEN CHECKING FLOWER SHOPS...
558
00:23:30,610 --> 00:23:32,712
REMEMBER MONK FOUND
THAT GREEN STYROFOAM?
559
00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:34,481
- YEAH, I REMEMBER,
I WAS THERE.
560
00:23:34,514 --> 00:23:36,849
- THERE'S A FLOWER SHOP
UP IN PACIFIC HEIGHTS.
561
00:23:36,883 --> 00:23:38,918
ONE OF THEIR CLERKS HAS
BEEN MISSING SINCE TUESDAY.
562
00:23:38,951 --> 00:23:40,920
- WELL, YOU AND MONK
GO CHECK IT OUT.
563
00:23:40,953 --> 00:23:43,856
I CAN'T GO 'CAUSE I'M TRYING
TO SAVE MY MARRIAGE HERE.
564
00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:46,759
- YES, SIR.
565
00:23:48,194 --> 00:23:51,798
- I'M TRYING TO SAVE MY MARRIAGE
AND I AIN'T EVEN MARRIED YET.
566
00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:53,533
[chuckles]
567
00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:55,201
- [coughs]
YOU SMELL THAT?
568
00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:56,969
THEY SHOULD OPEN
SOME WINDOWS.
569
00:23:57,003 --> 00:23:59,038
- MM, I THINK
IT SMELLS WONDERFUL.
570
00:23:59,071 --> 00:24:01,040
I BET YOU HEAVEN
SMELLS JUST LIKE THIS.
571
00:24:01,073 --> 00:24:03,175
- I BET IT DOESN'T.
$20.
572
00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:06,145
- HEY, HI.
WELCOME TO AFFINITY.
573
00:24:06,178 --> 00:24:07,980
I'M JOY.
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
574
00:24:08,014 --> 00:24:09,248
- ARE YOU THE OWNER?
575
00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:11,183
- I DON'T LIKE
THAT WORD "OWNER."
576
00:24:11,217 --> 00:24:13,219
YOU CAN'T OWN
A PIECE OF NATURE, RIGHT?
577
00:24:13,252 --> 00:24:15,254
- YEAH, BUT YOUR NAME'S
ON THE LEASE, RIGHT?
578
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:16,756
I MEAN, IT'S A STORE.
579
00:24:16,789 --> 00:24:18,057
- MA'AM, MY NAME
IS LIEUTENANT DISHER.
580
00:24:18,090 --> 00:24:20,192
I'M FROM
THE SAN FRANCISCO POLICE.
581
00:24:20,226 --> 00:24:22,228
THIS IS ADRIAN MONK,
NATALIE TEEGER.
582
00:24:22,261 --> 00:24:24,263
- OH, THIS IS ABOUT CHARLIE.
583
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:26,533
- YES, MA'AM,
CHARLIE DOYLE.
584
00:24:26,566 --> 00:24:28,535
YOU SAID HE'S
BEEN MISSING FOR A WEEK.
585
00:24:28,568 --> 00:24:30,169
- YEAH, A WEEK AGO TUESDAY.
586
00:24:30,202 --> 00:24:32,839
- HOW LONG DID HE WORK HERE?
- THREE YEARS.
587
00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:34,807
HE WAS MY CLERK,
HE MADE MY DELIVERIES,
588
00:24:34,841 --> 00:24:37,143
AND IT'S NOT
LIKE HIM TO DISAPPEAR.
589
00:24:37,176 --> 00:24:38,778
HE WAS NEVER EVEN LATE.
590
00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:41,514
- DID HE WEAR TAN WORK BOOTS?
- YEAH, SOMETIMES.
591
00:24:41,548 --> 00:24:43,516
- AND DO YOU HAVE
AN ADDRESS FOR CHARLIE?
592
00:24:43,550 --> 00:24:44,784
- NO!
THAT IS THE THING!
593
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,919
I WISH I DID AND I DON'T.
594
00:24:46,953 --> 00:24:48,988
- SO YOU DON'T KNOW
WHERE HE LIVED.
595
00:24:49,021 --> 00:24:50,657
- NO.
596
00:24:50,690 --> 00:24:52,158
- COULD YOU
CHECK YOUR RECORDS?
597
00:24:52,191 --> 00:24:54,160
I'M SURE IT'S
ON ONE OF HIS W-2'S.
598
00:24:54,193 --> 00:24:57,597
- I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU,
I HAVE TO BE HONEST.
599
00:24:57,630 --> 00:24:58,598
I'M A TRUTH-TELLER.
600
00:24:58,631 --> 00:25:02,101
I DON'T THINK HE EVER
FILLED OUT ANY FORMS.
601
00:25:02,134 --> 00:25:05,237
I JUST PAID HIM IN CASH
ONCE A WEEK OFF THE BOOKS.
602
00:25:05,271 --> 00:25:06,973
HE DIDN'T BELIEVE IN BANKS.
603
00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:09,275
- WELL, THAT'S AGAINST THE LAW.
- WELL, WHOSE LAW?
604
00:25:09,308 --> 00:25:10,943
- WHOSE LAW?
605
00:25:10,977 --> 00:25:12,612
- EXACTLY!
606
00:25:12,645 --> 00:25:15,615
- SO YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IF
CHARLIE DOYLE WAS HIS REAL NAME.
607
00:25:15,648 --> 00:25:16,883
- WELL, I NEVER ASKED HIM.
608
00:25:16,916 --> 00:25:20,787
FOR INSTANCE,
JOY IS NOT MY REAL NAME.
609
00:25:20,820 --> 00:25:22,555
IT'S JUST...
[sighs] HOW I FEEL.
610
00:25:23,956 --> 00:25:25,024
- OH!
611
00:25:25,057 --> 00:25:27,059
I KNEW IT.
612
00:25:27,093 --> 00:25:30,963
I KNEW IT FROM THE MOMENT
THAT YOU WALKED IN HERE.
613
00:25:30,997 --> 00:25:35,001
YOU ARE A BUTTERFLY ORCHID.
614
00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:37,236
- I AM?
- YES YOU ARE.
615
00:25:37,269 --> 00:25:40,907
I BELIEVE THAT EVERYONE
HAS A SPECIAL FLOWER
616
00:25:40,940 --> 00:25:41,741
THAT SPEAKS TO THEM.
617
00:25:41,774 --> 00:25:44,577
SORT OF A FLORAL
SOUL MATE, YOU KNOW?
618
00:25:44,611 --> 00:25:45,678
- MM-HMM.
619
00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:48,915
- I AM, OF COURSE,
A TIGER LILY.
620
00:25:48,948 --> 00:25:50,282
- EXCUSE ME.
621
00:25:50,316 --> 00:25:51,884
- [laughing]
622
00:25:51,918 --> 00:25:54,921
I THINK I SCARED HIM.
[laughing]
623
00:25:56,155 --> 00:25:58,925
AND YOU ARE...
624
00:25:58,958 --> 00:26:01,093
A SWEET LITTLE CROCUS.
625
00:26:01,127 --> 00:26:03,229
JUST A BUD.
626
00:26:03,262 --> 00:26:06,132
- [chuckles]
I ALWAYS FELT LIKE A CROCUS.
627
00:26:06,165 --> 00:26:08,167
[laughing]
NO, I'M NOT KIDDING.
628
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,703
- YEAH!
I'M ALWAYS RIGHT.
629
00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:13,606
- AND YOU ARE...
- UNCOMFORTABLE.
630
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,075
- NO,
DON'T BE UNCOMFORTABLE.
631
00:26:16,108 --> 00:26:19,111
LOOK AROUND YOU
AT ALL THE BEAUTY IN HERE.
632
00:26:19,145 --> 00:26:20,847
- YEAH.
633
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:22,982
- YOU KNOW, I THINK
SOMETHING IS WRONG.
634
00:26:23,015 --> 00:26:27,319
YOUR AURA
IS A VERY DARK PLACE.
635
00:26:27,353 --> 00:26:28,621
- THANK YOU.
636
00:26:28,655 --> 00:26:30,957
- IT JUST
DOESN'T HAVE JOY IN IT.
637
00:26:30,990 --> 00:26:32,892
SO LET ME THINK.
638
00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:33,893
- RANDY, RANDY.
- YOUR FLOWER.
639
00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:35,895
- MA'AM...
640
00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:37,964
DO YOU HAPPEN TO
HAVE A PICTURE OF CHARLIE?
641
00:26:37,997 --> 00:26:40,633
- OH, HE DOESN'T
LIKE PHOTOGRAPHS.
642
00:26:40,667 --> 00:26:42,869
HE'S A VERY PRIVATE PERSON,
I RESPECT THAT.
643
00:26:42,902 --> 00:26:44,971
- MM-HMM.
- I KNOW.
644
00:26:45,004 --> 00:26:47,106
A THISTLE.
- YEAH.
645
00:26:47,139 --> 00:26:48,841
- UH, NO.
646
00:26:48,875 --> 00:26:50,042
NO.
647
00:26:56,248 --> 00:26:58,818
A CACTUS!
- OKAY, YEAH.
648
00:26:58,851 --> 00:27:02,889
WHAT ABOUT FINGERPRINTS?
WHERE EXACTLY DID CHARLIE WORK?
649
00:27:02,922 --> 00:27:04,924
- THAT'S HIS STATION THERE.
650
00:27:04,957 --> 00:27:06,625
- ALL RIGHT.
- MM.
651
00:27:12,331 --> 00:27:14,100
- ARE THESE HIS SHEARS?
652
00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:15,367
HAS ANYONE ELSE TOUCHED THEM?
653
00:27:15,401 --> 00:27:18,170
- I DON'T THINK SO.
- JUST WRAP THESE UP.
654
00:27:20,306 --> 00:27:22,742
TAKE THE GLOVES TOO,
THEY'RE RUBBER.
655
00:27:22,775 --> 00:27:24,744
WE CAN LIFT SOME PRINTS
OFF THE INSIDE.
656
00:27:24,777 --> 00:27:26,946
- I FOUND IT.
- EXCUSE ME?
657
00:27:28,314 --> 00:27:30,783
- THIS IS YOUR FLOWER.
658
00:27:30,817 --> 00:27:33,419
- IT'S PLASTIC.
- MM-HMM.
659
00:27:38,991 --> 00:27:41,027
- I LOVE IT.
660
00:27:41,060 --> 00:27:43,429
[laughing]
661
00:27:43,462 --> 00:27:44,463
- HELLO.
662
00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:46,766
- HEY, THIS IS MY AUNT NORA.
663
00:27:46,799 --> 00:27:48,267
- HI, THERE.
PLEASED TO MEET YOU.
664
00:27:48,300 --> 00:27:49,836
- AND MY COUSIN CURTIS
FROM SEATTLE.
665
00:27:49,869 --> 00:27:50,903
- HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
- LELAND STOTTLEMEYER.
666
00:27:50,937 --> 00:27:53,172
THESE ARE MY BOYS,
THIS IS MAX, AND THIS IS JARED.
667
00:27:53,205 --> 00:27:54,273
- HEARD YOU GUYS
HAD A ROUGH WEEK.
668
00:27:54,306 --> 00:27:56,242
- OH, NOTHING
WE CAN'T HANDLE.
669
00:27:56,275 --> 00:28:00,046
- WE NEVER THOUGHT TK WOULD EVER
END UP MARRYING A POLICEMAN.
670
00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:03,082
- WELL, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D
END UP MARRYING A GIRL LIKE TK.
671
00:28:03,115 --> 00:28:04,316
[chuckles]
672
00:28:04,350 --> 00:28:06,786
- HEY THERE!
- HEY, YOU REMEMBER STEPHANIE.
673
00:28:06,819 --> 00:28:08,087
SHE'S BEEN
MY ROCK OF GIBRALTAR.
674
00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:09,421
- OH, HI.
- OH, NICE TO SEE YOU.
675
00:28:09,455 --> 00:28:10,957
- STEPHANIE BRIGGS,
YOU LOOK YOUNGER
676
00:28:10,990 --> 00:28:12,124
THAN YOU DID TEN YEARS AGO.
677
00:28:12,158 --> 00:28:14,060
DID YOU MAKE A DEAL
WITH THE DEVIL?
678
00:28:14,093 --> 00:28:15,361
- THIS IS WHY I LOVE WEDDINGS.
679
00:28:15,394 --> 00:28:17,997
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
THANK YOU TK AND LELAND.
680
00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:20,967
[laughing]
681
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,068
- YOU'RE NOT
EVEN GONNA ASK HIM?
682
00:28:22,101 --> 00:28:25,037
- NO, MR. MONK, IT'S CRAZY,
DON'T MENTION IT AGAIN.
683
00:28:25,071 --> 00:28:26,372
- HEY, HOW YOU GUYS DOING?
684
00:28:26,405 --> 00:28:29,208
- MR. MONK WANTS TO WALK
TK'S FATHER DOWN THE AISLE.
685
00:28:29,241 --> 00:28:30,476
- WE'RE THE EXACT SAME HEIGHT.
686
00:28:30,509 --> 00:28:32,178
I MEAN, HOW
OFTEN DOES THAT HAPPEN?
687
00:28:32,211 --> 00:28:33,479
- MR. MONK,
I'M SURE HE WOULD LIKE
688
00:28:33,512 --> 00:28:35,214
TO WALK HIS DAUGHTER
DOWN THE AISLE.
689
00:28:35,247 --> 00:28:36,916
- WELL,
SHE CAN WALK BEHIND US.
690
00:28:36,949 --> 00:28:38,184
JUST ASK HIM.
691
00:28:38,217 --> 00:28:40,419
I'M TALKING ABOUT
THE EXACT SAME HEIGHT.
692
00:28:40,452 --> 00:28:42,354
THINK HOW
COOL THAT WOULD LOOK.
693
00:28:42,388 --> 00:28:43,489
- LOOK, I'VE GOT SOME NEWS.
694
00:28:43,522 --> 00:28:46,058
I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE
WITH RALPH TOPLYN FROM THE FBI.
695
00:28:46,092 --> 00:28:48,027
THE MISSING CLERK
FROM THE FLOWER STORE,
696
00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:48,828
THEY RAN HIS PRINTS.
697
00:28:48,861 --> 00:28:51,397
HIS REAL NAME IS
MARTIN KETTERING.
698
00:28:51,430 --> 00:28:53,065
- KETTERING,
I KNOW THAT NAME.
699
00:28:53,099 --> 00:28:54,801
- YEAH, HE'S A FUGITIVE.
700
00:28:54,834 --> 00:28:57,436
HE'S BEEN ON THE FBI'S
MOST WANTED LIST FOR 12 YEARS.
701
00:28:57,469 --> 00:29:00,139
HE WAS IN SOME ECO-TERRORIST
GROUP CALLED THE EARTH AVENGERS.
702
00:29:00,172 --> 00:29:01,373
- I REMEMBER THEM.
703
00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:04,010
THEY BLEW UP
A BUNCH OF CONDOS IN DENVER.
704
00:29:04,043 --> 00:29:07,179
- YEAH, WHICH KILLED TWO
SECURITY GUARDS AND A FIREMAN.
705
00:29:07,213 --> 00:29:08,948
THIS WHOLE GROUP,
KETTERING AND THREE OTHERS,
706
00:29:08,981 --> 00:29:10,082
THEY'VE BEEN
ON THE RUN EVER SINCE.
707
00:29:10,116 --> 00:29:11,183
- IS HE THE BURN VICTIM?
708
00:29:11,217 --> 00:29:13,185
- I JUST GOT
THE DNA TEST BACK.
709
00:29:13,219 --> 00:29:14,887
IT'S DEFINITELY HIM.
710
00:29:14,921 --> 00:29:17,323
- EXCUSE ME,
IF EVERYONE'S READY,
711
00:29:17,356 --> 00:29:19,291
I THINK
WE SHOULD GET STARTED.
712
00:29:19,325 --> 00:29:23,095
I'D LIKE EVERYONE TO LINE UP
JUST THE WAY YOU'LL BE TOMORROW.
713
00:29:23,129 --> 00:29:26,098
[The Wedding March
on steel drums]
714
00:29:26,132 --> 00:29:32,138
*
715
00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:37,476
- MR. MONK...
716
00:29:37,509 --> 00:29:39,311
MR. MONK,
YOU'RE WALKING TOO SLOW.
717
00:29:39,345 --> 00:29:42,214
WALK...NORMAL.
718
00:29:42,248 --> 00:29:44,283
- SO YOU THINK
SHE'LL GO THROUGH WITH IT?
719
00:29:44,316 --> 00:29:46,052
- WHO?
- TK.
720
00:29:46,085 --> 00:29:47,553
SHE'S SCARED TO DEATH,
YOU KNOW.
721
00:29:47,586 --> 00:29:50,356
AFTER THE THREATS
AND THE CAR BOMBING.
722
00:29:50,389 --> 00:29:53,259
I COULDN'T MARRY A POLICEMAN
EVEN IF I LOVED HIM.
723
00:30:01,267 --> 00:30:02,401
- AND WHERE'S OUR BEST MAN?
724
00:30:02,434 --> 00:30:03,602
- RIGHT HERE.
725
00:30:03,635 --> 00:30:05,104
- ARE YOU
ANGRY ABOUT SOMETHING?
726
00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:06,472
- NO, THAT'S THE RING.
727
00:30:06,505 --> 00:30:08,040
- AH.
728
00:30:08,074 --> 00:30:11,243
- OKAY, YEAH, WE'LL JUST
WAIT UNTIL THE MUSIC STOPS.
729
00:30:11,277 --> 00:30:14,981
*
730
00:30:15,014 --> 00:30:16,115
- RANDY.
731
00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:19,852
*
732
00:30:19,886 --> 00:30:22,588
[explosion]
733
00:30:22,621 --> 00:30:25,091
- HEY, HEY, HEY!
YOU OKAY?
734
00:30:25,124 --> 00:30:26,158
- YEAH.
735
00:30:26,192 --> 00:30:27,426
- GET EVERYBODY
OUT OF HERE!
736
00:30:27,459 --> 00:30:29,261
- THIS IS RANDY DISHER.
WE'VE GOT AN EXPLOSION
737
00:30:29,295 --> 00:30:30,529
AT THE CHURCH ON THE CORNER
OF VINTON AND THIRD.
738
00:30:30,562 --> 00:30:32,264
- WHERE'S TK?
- I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW.
739
00:30:32,298 --> 00:30:33,632
- TK!
740
00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:35,067
TK!
741
00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:40,239
TK!
742
00:30:40,272 --> 00:30:42,241
TK!
743
00:30:54,053 --> 00:30:56,255
- OKAY, WHAT WOULD
YOU LIKE ME TO DO WITH THIS?
744
00:30:56,288 --> 00:30:57,523
- LET'S SELL IT ON EBAY.
745
00:30:57,556 --> 00:30:59,158
MINT CONDITION,
NEVER BEEN USED.
746
00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:01,227
- [sigh] SWEETIE, I'M
GONNA PUT IT IN YOUR CLOSET,
747
00:31:01,260 --> 00:31:02,962
AND I WILL
ALSO STOP BY THE STATION
748
00:31:02,995 --> 00:31:04,430
SO I CAN
RETURN LELAND'S TUXEDO.
749
00:31:04,463 --> 00:31:05,998
- THANKS.
750
00:31:06,032 --> 00:31:08,100
[sniffs]
751
00:31:08,134 --> 00:31:10,269
EVERYBODY HATES ME.
- NO, SWEETIE.
752
00:31:10,302 --> 00:31:11,637
NOBODY HATES YOU.
753
00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:14,106
- LELAND HATES ME.
I CAN FEEL IT.
754
00:31:14,140 --> 00:31:16,008
- DID YOU TALK TO HIM?
755
00:31:16,042 --> 00:31:18,244
- HE OFFERED
TO QUIT THE FORCE.
756
00:31:18,277 --> 00:31:20,012
- HE DID?
757
00:31:20,046 --> 00:31:22,614
- HE GAVE ME HIS BADGE.
758
00:31:24,316 --> 00:31:25,317
I GAVE IT BACK.
759
00:31:25,351 --> 00:31:27,053
IT'S WHO HE IS.
760
00:31:27,086 --> 00:31:29,021
HE'S A COP.
761
00:31:29,055 --> 00:31:31,023
- HE BLEEDS BLUE.
762
00:31:31,057 --> 00:31:33,192
- HE'D BE MISERABLE.
763
00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:35,161
THEN WE'D BOTH BE MISERABLE.
764
00:31:35,194 --> 00:31:38,030
SPEND OUR LIVES
RESENTING EACH OTHER.
765
00:31:38,064 --> 00:31:39,565
WHAT KIND
OF MARRIAGE IS THAT?
766
00:31:39,598 --> 00:31:43,135
- I GOTTA TELL YOU, FROM WHAT
I'VE SEEN, IT'S PRETTY TYPICAL.
767
00:31:43,169 --> 00:31:45,404
- OKAY,
HOW ABOUT A DRINK?
768
00:31:45,437 --> 00:31:48,240
- AW, I'D LOVE TO,
BUT I CAN'T.
769
00:31:48,274 --> 00:31:50,376
WHEN I LOOK BACK ON
THIS 20 YEARS FROM NOW,
770
00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:52,144
I WANNA KNOW
THAT I WAS SOBER.
771
00:31:52,178 --> 00:31:54,246
- OKAY, SWEETHEART,
FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH,
772
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:56,248
I THINK THAT YOU
MADE THE RIGHT DECISION.
773
00:31:56,282 --> 00:31:57,316
LELAND IS A GREAT GUY,
774
00:31:57,349 --> 00:31:59,285
BUT YOU HAVE GOT TO START
THINKING ABOUT YOURSELF.
775
00:31:59,318 --> 00:32:02,121
I MEAN, MY GOD,
YOU'VE BEEN A WRECK THIS WEEK.
776
00:32:02,154 --> 00:32:03,990
AND YOU COULD
NOT LIVE LIKE THIS.
777
00:32:04,023 --> 00:32:06,292
- OH...
778
00:32:06,325 --> 00:32:07,526
- YOU DON'T AGREE?
779
00:32:07,559 --> 00:32:10,162
- MY HUSBAND, MITCH,
WAS A NAVY PILOT.
780
00:32:10,196 --> 00:32:12,331
HE WAS SHOT DOWN IN 1998.
781
00:32:12,364 --> 00:32:14,066
- LELAND TOLD ME, I'M SORRY.
782
00:32:14,100 --> 00:32:16,402
- YEAH,
I'M SORRY TOO.
783
00:32:16,435 --> 00:32:19,038
I'M SORRY ALL THE TIME.
784
00:32:19,071 --> 00:32:21,740
BUT I'M NOT SORRY
I MARRIED HIM.
785
00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:25,011
AND YOU KNOW, I'VE THOUGHT
ABOUT THIS A LOT.
786
00:32:25,044 --> 00:32:28,047
EVEN IF I KNEW THEN
WHAT I KNOW NOW...
787
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:31,483
I STILL WOULD'VE MADE
THE SAME DECISION.
788
00:32:31,517 --> 00:32:34,353
WE HAD EIGHT YEARS.
789
00:32:34,386 --> 00:32:36,688
BUT I WOULD'VE MARRIED HIM
FOR EIGHT MINUTES.
790
00:32:36,722 --> 00:32:39,291
YOU KNOW, THERE'S RISK
IN EVERYTHING.
791
00:32:39,325 --> 00:32:41,127
THAT'S WHAT LIFE IS.
792
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,195
IT'S ALL OR NOTHING.
793
00:32:52,204 --> 00:32:54,273
- I GUESS I CAN
TAKE THAT RING BACK.
794
00:32:54,306 --> 00:32:55,574
- NOT YET.
795
00:32:55,607 --> 00:32:58,144
- MONK...
796
00:32:58,177 --> 00:32:59,611
IT'S OVER.
797
00:32:59,645 --> 00:33:02,081
I HAPPEN TO BE
AN EXPERT ON THE SUBJECT--
798
00:33:02,114 --> 00:33:04,216
- WELL, I'M NOT GIVING UP.
799
00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:05,351
IT'S GONNA WORK OUT,
SOMEHOW.
800
00:33:05,384 --> 00:33:07,319
YOU LOVE HER.
801
00:33:07,353 --> 00:33:10,256
YOU NEED HER.
SHE'S YOUR ANSWER.
802
00:33:10,289 --> 00:33:12,458
- SHE'S MY ANSWER.
803
00:33:15,427 --> 00:33:16,428
WHERE'D YOU HEAR THAT?
804
00:33:16,462 --> 00:33:18,430
- TRUDY USED TO SAY IT,
MY TRUDY.
805
00:33:18,464 --> 00:33:20,799
BESIDES...
806
00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:22,801
I DON'T THINK
I CAN OPEN MY HAND.
807
00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:25,204
[knocking]
808
00:33:25,237 --> 00:33:26,772
- STEPHANIE BRIGGS.
809
00:33:26,805 --> 00:33:29,541
- I'M SORRY,
AM I INTERRUPTING?
810
00:33:29,575 --> 00:33:31,610
- NO.
- ARE YOU OKAY, LELAND?
811
00:33:31,643 --> 00:33:34,813
- NO, STEPHANIE,
I'M FAR FROM BEING OKAY.
812
00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:36,582
- WELL, I WILL
JUST BE A SECOND.
813
00:33:36,615 --> 00:33:38,184
I'M RUNNING SOME ERRANDS,
814
00:33:38,217 --> 00:33:40,486
I'VE GOTTA CALL THE MINISTER,
AND CANCEL THE CATERER,
815
00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:42,188
I NEED TO RETURN YOUR TUX,
816
00:33:42,221 --> 00:33:44,523
TAKE ALL THE VASES BACK
TO AFFINITY,
817
00:33:44,556 --> 00:33:46,325
AND, UH--
- CLEANING UP THE MESS, HUH?
818
00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:48,327
- LELAND, I KNOW THIS HURTS.
819
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,096
AND I'M REALLY SORRY.
820
00:33:50,129 --> 00:33:51,730
BUT YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE.
821
00:33:51,763 --> 00:33:53,232
YOU'VE GOT YOUR WHOLE LIFE
AHEAD OF YOU.
822
00:33:53,265 --> 00:33:55,201
- [chuckles]
823
00:33:55,234 --> 00:33:56,102
NOW YOU'RE BEING CRUEL.
824
00:33:57,569 --> 00:34:01,173
HEY, UM...WOULD YOU
TELL HER TO CALL ME?
825
00:34:01,207 --> 00:34:03,375
- YEAH.
826
00:34:03,409 --> 00:34:04,610
I WILL.
827
00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:15,354
- I'M GONNA FIND HIM,
THE GUY THAT SCARED HER OFF.
828
00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:17,423
HIM AND ME, WE'RE GONNA
HAVE A LONG CONVERSATION
829
00:34:17,456 --> 00:34:19,458
THAT KIND OF INVOLVES
A LOT OF PUNCHING.
830
00:34:21,293 --> 00:34:24,196
- AFFINITY, THE FLOWER SHOP.
831
00:34:24,230 --> 00:34:26,465
THAT'S WHERE SHE BOUGHT
THE FLOWERS FOR THE WEDDING?
832
00:34:26,498 --> 00:34:28,234
- YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
833
00:34:28,267 --> 00:34:31,370
- LELAND, THAT'S WHERE
MARTIN KETTERING WORKED.
834
00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:33,339
WHEN WAS SHE ARRESTED?
835
00:34:33,372 --> 00:34:34,540
- A WEEK AGO TUESDAY.
836
00:34:34,573 --> 00:34:35,841
- THAT WAS THE NIGHT
KETTERING WAS KILLED.
837
00:34:35,874 --> 00:34:37,343
WHERE DID THEY PULL HER OVER?
838
00:34:37,376 --> 00:34:40,312
- COLIN AVENUE,
A MILE FROM THE BODY.
839
00:34:46,352 --> 00:34:48,454
STEPHANIE.
840
00:34:48,487 --> 00:34:51,157
GOT A MINUTE?
841
00:34:51,190 --> 00:34:53,159
- WELL, ACTUALLY, I'M RUNNING
A LITTLE LATE, LELAND,
842
00:34:53,192 --> 00:34:55,227
CAN IT WAIT?
- NO, IT REALLY CAN'T.
843
00:34:55,261 --> 00:34:57,296
- YOU SAY YOU'VE
KNOWN TK FOR 12 YEARS?
844
00:34:57,329 --> 00:34:59,731
- [nervous chuckle]
YEAH, MORE OR LESS.
845
00:34:59,765 --> 00:35:01,367
- WHERE WERE YOU BEFORE THAT,
YOU'VE NEVER SAID?
846
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:02,768
- WHO WERE YOU BEFORE THAT?
847
00:35:04,736 --> 00:35:07,639
- YOU EVER HEAR OF A GROUP
CALLED THE EARTH AVENGERS?
848
00:35:07,673 --> 00:35:09,608
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
849
00:35:09,641 --> 00:35:11,410
- MARTIN KETTERING.
850
00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:13,279
IS HE A FRIEND OF YOURS?
851
00:35:13,312 --> 00:35:16,348
- LELAND, LISTEN, I KNOW THAT
YOU'VE HAD A TERRIBLE WEEK--
852
00:35:16,382 --> 00:35:18,184
- HERE'S WHAT I KNOW...
853
00:35:18,217 --> 00:35:19,651
I KNOW WE'RE
GOING BACK INSIDE,
854
00:35:19,685 --> 00:35:21,853
WE'VE GOT A FEW THINGS
TO TALK ABOUT.
855
00:35:24,456 --> 00:35:25,791
- OKAY, NOT TODAY, LELAND.
856
00:35:25,824 --> 00:35:27,559
YOU SEE?
- EASY, EASY.
857
00:35:27,593 --> 00:35:29,295
- I WILL KILL HIM,
I SWEAR TO GOD.
858
00:35:29,328 --> 00:35:31,363
YOU BOTH KNOW
WHAT I AM CAPABLE OF.
859
00:35:31,397 --> 00:35:32,764
SO WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE OUT YOUR GUN
860
00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:34,166
AND THROW IT
IN THE GARBAGE CAN,
861
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:36,402
AND DON'T BE OBVIOUS
ABOUT IT, PLEASE.
862
00:35:36,435 --> 00:35:38,837
- SHE'S THE GUY, LELAND.
SHE'S DEFINITELY THE GUY.
863
00:35:38,870 --> 00:35:41,673
- OKAY.
STAY CALM.
864
00:35:41,707 --> 00:35:43,509
- SHE'S THE GUY.
- OKAY.
865
00:35:43,542 --> 00:35:45,411
OKAY, JUST STAY CALM.
866
00:35:47,313 --> 00:35:48,580
- HERE, YOU TAKE THIS.
867
00:35:48,614 --> 00:35:50,349
YOU'RE GONNA
WALK ME TO MY CAR.
868
00:35:50,382 --> 00:35:52,751
HERE WE GO.
869
00:35:52,784 --> 00:35:54,786
PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN,
JUST WALK NATURAL.
870
00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:57,356
WALK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.
871
00:35:59,358 --> 00:36:02,461
- I BET YOU A WEEK'S PAY
THAT THAT'S A NINE MILLIMETER.
872
00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:04,663
- IT'S THE SAME GUN YOU KILLED
MARTIN KETTERING WITH, ISN'T IT?
873
00:36:04,696 --> 00:36:06,498
- WHAT WAS IT DOING
WITH MY TUXEDO?
874
00:36:06,532 --> 00:36:08,700
- THAT'S WHAT THIS WHOLE THING
HAS BEEN ABOUT.
875
00:36:08,734 --> 00:36:10,702
YOU WERE IN THAT GROUP
WITH MARTIN KETTERING,
876
00:36:10,736 --> 00:36:12,704
AND YOU'VE BEEN
A FUGITIVE FOR 12 YEARS.
877
00:36:12,738 --> 00:36:14,406
- JUST SHUT UP.
878
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,375
- I ALREADY STARTED,
IT'S VERY HARD FOR ME TO STOP.
879
00:36:16,408 --> 00:36:17,943
- IT'S TRUE, YOU
HAVE TO LET HIM FINISH.
880
00:36:17,976 --> 00:36:20,246
GO AHEAD.
- I'LL MAKE IT QUICK.
881
00:36:20,279 --> 00:36:21,380
HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED.
882
00:36:21,413 --> 00:36:22,748
YOU REINVENTED YOURSELF.
883
00:36:22,781 --> 00:36:26,285
YOU HAD A GOOD JOB,
A NEW LIFE.
884
00:36:26,318 --> 00:36:29,321
THEN A FEW WEEKS AGO, YOU
WALKED INTO THAT FLOWER SHOP,
885
00:36:29,355 --> 00:36:31,390
AND YOUR PAST
CAUGHT UP WITH YOU.
886
00:36:31,423 --> 00:36:33,959
HE HAD A DEAD END JOB,
HE HAD NOTHING TO LOSE.
887
00:36:33,992 --> 00:36:35,794
YOU HAD EVERYTHING TO LOSE.
888
00:36:35,827 --> 00:36:39,331
I'M GUESSING HE WANTED MONEY.
889
00:36:39,365 --> 00:36:40,632
YOU LURED HIM TO THE WOODS.
890
00:36:40,666 --> 00:36:42,768
WHAT DID YOU DO,
PROMISE TO HELP HIM?
891
00:36:59,885 --> 00:37:02,688
YOU KILLED HIM.
YOU BURNED THE BODY.
892
00:37:02,721 --> 00:37:04,623
YOU WERE SAFE AGAIN.
893
00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:08,527
BUT THEN IT ALL WENT WRONG,
DIDN'T IT?
894
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:11,463
ON THE WAY HOME--
- SHE GOT PULLED OVER.
895
00:37:13,299 --> 00:37:15,601
- SHE STILL HAD THE GUN,
THE MURDER WEAPON.
896
00:37:15,634 --> 00:37:17,936
SHE ONLY HAD A FEW SECONDS
TO HIDE IT.
897
00:37:28,914 --> 00:37:31,483
- THIS WAS YOUR
THIRD SPEEDING OFFENSE.
898
00:37:31,517 --> 00:37:35,521
THEY IMPOUNDED THE CAR, AND
I TOOK THE BAG UP TO MY OFFICE.
899
00:37:35,554 --> 00:37:37,823
- SHE KNEW AS SOON AS
YOU OPENED THAT GARMENT BAG,
900
00:37:37,856 --> 00:37:41,327
YOU'D FIND THE GUN,
WHICH EXPLAINS THE BREAK-IN.
901
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:42,561
- SHE WAS LOOKING
FOR THE GARMENT BAG.
902
00:37:42,594 --> 00:37:43,662
- WHEN THAT DIDN'T WORK,
SHE GOT DESPERATE.
903
00:37:43,695 --> 00:37:45,664
THE PHONE CALLS,
THE CAR FIRE.
904
00:37:45,697 --> 00:37:46,998
- SHE WAS
TRYING TO SCARE TK.
905
00:37:47,032 --> 00:37:48,400
- SO TK WOULD
CALL OFF THE WEDDING.
906
00:37:48,434 --> 00:37:50,402
- ARE YOU GUYS DONE?
- ACTUALLY, NO.
907
00:37:50,436 --> 00:37:51,837
I HAVE A LITTLE MORE--
- YOU'RE DONE. GET IN THE CAR.
908
00:37:51,870 --> 00:37:53,539
LELAND, YOU DRIVE.
YOU'RE IN THE BACK SEAT.
909
00:37:53,572 --> 00:37:56,074
- NO, NO, NO, I NEVER
GET IN THE BACK SEAT.
910
00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:57,576
I ONLY SIT IN THE FRONT.
911
00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:59,378
- THAT'S TRUE, HE CAN'T
RIDE IN THE BACK--
912
00:37:59,411 --> 00:38:01,813
- WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?
THIS IS A GUN.
913
00:38:01,847 --> 00:38:04,082
- LELAND!
- TK!
914
00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:06,418
- I'VE BEEN
TALKING TO NATALIE.
915
00:38:06,452 --> 00:38:08,487
I'M SO SORRY,
I WASN'T THINKING CLEARLY.
916
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:09,655
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
JUST GO HOME.
917
00:38:09,688 --> 00:38:11,523
WE HAVE NOTHING TO SAY.
JUST GO HOME.
918
00:38:11,557 --> 00:38:14,092
- HE DOESN'T WANNA TALK TO YOU
NOW, HE HATES YOUR GUTS.
919
00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:16,928
- I JUST WANTED TO SAY...
I LOVE YOU.
920
00:38:16,962 --> 00:38:18,697
I'M NOT LEAVING YOU AGAIN.
921
00:38:18,730 --> 00:38:20,466
- IN THAT CASE,
YOU'RE COMING WITH US.
922
00:38:20,499 --> 00:38:22,501
GET IN THE CAR, TK.
- [gasps]
923
00:38:22,534 --> 00:38:25,003
- NOT IN THE FRONT, THOUGH,
BECAUSE I'M SITTING IN THE--
924
00:38:25,036 --> 00:38:26,605
- IT'S OKAY,
IT'S NOT LOADED.
925
00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:27,906
- OH, IT'S NOT, HUH?
926
00:38:27,939 --> 00:38:29,841
[gunfire]
927
00:38:29,875 --> 00:38:32,511
- IT'S EMPTY NOW.
928
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:35,514
HERE'S YOUR CLIP.
929
00:38:35,547 --> 00:38:37,716
YOU HAD ONE IN THE CHAMBER.
930
00:38:39,050 --> 00:38:40,552
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
TURN AROUND.
931
00:38:41,487 --> 00:38:42,454
- OW, THAT HURT.
932
00:38:42,488 --> 00:38:43,722
- GOOD.
933
00:38:47,559 --> 00:38:48,960
[exhales heavily]
934
00:38:48,994 --> 00:38:50,562
[sigh]
935
00:38:54,533 --> 00:38:56,502
NOW ARE YOU
GONNA MARRY ME OR NOT?
936
00:38:56,535 --> 00:38:58,670
- ABSOLUTELY.
937
00:39:12,651 --> 00:39:13,885
- TRUDY, DO YOU TAKE LELAND
938
00:39:13,919 --> 00:39:14,886
TO BE YOUR
LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND?
939
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:19,124
DO YOU PROMISE TO LOVE,
HONOR, AND CHERISH HIM
940
00:39:19,157 --> 00:39:22,728
FOR BETTER OR WORSE,
IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH,
941
00:39:22,761 --> 00:39:24,530
FOR AS LONG
AS YOU BOTH SHALL LIVE?
942
00:39:24,563 --> 00:39:25,964
- I DO.
943
00:39:31,770 --> 00:39:34,372
- I DON'T THINK
I CAN OPEN MY HAND.
944
00:39:36,608 --> 00:39:37,643
- OPEN.
945
00:39:37,676 --> 00:39:38,910
OPEN.
946
00:39:38,944 --> 00:39:40,712
YEAH.
947
00:39:40,746 --> 00:39:42,714
THERE YOU GO.
OPEN UP.
948
00:39:42,748 --> 00:39:45,584
- [sighs]
- GOOD JOB.
949
00:39:45,617 --> 00:39:48,620
- I PICKED THE RIGHT MAN.
950
00:39:48,654 --> 00:39:50,856
- AND LELAND,
DO YOU TAKE TRUDY
951
00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:52,691
TO BE YOUR
LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE?
952
00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:55,694
DO YOU PROMISE TO CHERISH,
HONOR, AND LOVE HER,
953
00:39:55,727 --> 00:39:58,163
FOR BETTER OR WORSE,
IN SICKNESS AND IN HEALTH,
954
00:39:58,196 --> 00:40:00,165
FOR AS LONG
AS YOU BOTH SHALL LIVE?
955
00:40:00,198 --> 00:40:01,733
- I DO.
956
00:40:13,712 --> 00:40:14,680
- I NOW PRO--
- WAIT.
957
00:40:14,713 --> 00:40:17,916
THERE'S SOMETHING ELSE
I'D LIKE HIM TO WEAR.
958
00:40:17,949 --> 00:40:19,685
CAN I HAVE
YOUR WALLET, PLEASE?
959
00:40:41,707 --> 00:40:44,209
- I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU
MAN AND WIFE.
960
00:40:44,242 --> 00:40:46,011
YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE.
961
00:40:46,044 --> 00:40:47,779
- DAMN RIGHT.
962
00:40:49,748 --> 00:40:52,117
[applause]
[guitar playing]
963
00:40:52,150 --> 00:40:56,988
*
964
00:40:57,022 --> 00:41:00,692
- [laughing]
965
00:41:03,829 --> 00:41:06,798
[The Wedding March
on guitar]
966
00:41:06,832 --> 00:41:12,838
*
967
00:41:28,654 --> 00:41:31,657
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