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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,040 --> 00:00:06,000 Producers 2 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:20,960 Czech State Fund for the Support and Development of Czech Film 3 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:28,640 Pupendo General Partner 4 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:06,040 Starring 5 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:44,000 A film by Jan H�ebejk and Petr Jarchovsk� 6 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,240 Is it okay. 7 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:03,200 Your mother's here. 8 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:04,600 My mom? 9 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:09,520 Your mom, eh? Say hello... Did you bring the wine? 10 00:02:12,120 --> 00:02:13,040 No... 11 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:17,760 Let's go. 12 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:45,680 Written by Loosely based on the work of 13 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:50,240 Executive producer 14 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:54,880 Art Director 15 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,360 Costume Designer 16 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:03,400 Sound 17 00:03:04,640 --> 00:03:07,720 Edited by 18 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:11,800 Production Manager 19 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:16,200 Director of Photography 20 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:20,240 Music 21 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:24,320 Coproduced by 22 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:27,960 Produced by 23 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:32,760 Directed by 24 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:36,320 "In the eighties" 25 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:47,880 Morning time... A wet rag to make you feel fine... 26 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:52,205 God, I'm blind! 27 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:57,600 A sandwich for the little one... Yes, I'll cut it. 28 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:04,080 No way! Go change. Everyone will know we're broke. 29 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:14,360 - Bed�ich, take that inside. - Where do you think it's going? 30 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:19,180 What an example you are. Know what that's called? 31 00:04:19,215 --> 00:04:23,160 The morning swig stage. You're ripe for treatment! 32 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:27,165 See that? Your mom wanted to stab me! 33 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:30,560 You tell me to lighten up but you're flashing that... 34 00:04:30,595 --> 00:04:34,045 - Sorry. ... that knife at my liver 35 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:39,440 - and then "Sorry. " -I said sorry - Sorry what? Sorry how? 36 00:04:39,760 --> 00:04:44,800 Sorry, gentlemen of the jury, that I left a knife in his gut. 37 00:04:44,835 --> 00:04:47,325 For Christ's sake! Eat... 38 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:55,520 Him too. First they crucify him, right. Rail spikes everywhere... 39 00:04:55,555 --> 00:04:58,285 Then he rises from the dead... 40 00:04:58,320 --> 00:05:02,125 So they reevaluate things and... It's, "Sorry. " 41 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:07,160 If they'd drowned him you'd have an aquarium around your neck. 42 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:15,160 If you really want to get rid of me, just leave a knife 43 00:05:15,195 --> 00:05:20,037 on the nightstand and I'll slit my throat in my sleep. 44 00:05:20,072 --> 00:05:24,880 Please, cut the crap; cut the loafing and the smoking... 45 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:29,000 Get off your ass and get a job! 46 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:33,120 I'm not asking anyone for anything. 47 00:05:33,155 --> 00:05:36,120 I don't need anyone's help. 48 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:41,720 Nothing could help you anyway... Except a miracle, eh? 49 00:05:42,240 --> 00:05:46,280 Oh, Alena... You're my miracle. 50 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:50,920 Drink... Don't look at daddy. 51 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:59,840 These're the last pigs we're taking, Mr. M�ra. 52 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:05,120 - What do you mean last? - Pigs just ain't in anymore. 53 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:08,525 We'll let you know when there's something else. 54 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:13,360 - Sounds great, Mr. Sv�rovsk�. - The boys call me Buck... 55 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:23,720 - What about your ceramics class? - I like helping you. 56 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:30,520 Hey, what if I asked my mom for something better for Bed�ich? 57 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:34,045 I don't want to offend you, 58 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:39,200 I just think he's too good to be putting his name on this. 59 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:45,640 He's got his pride. They shafted him and now he wants no favors. 60 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:50,560 I'm afraid he's begun liking his resignation. 61 00:06:50,595 --> 00:06:53,320 I think you're mistaken. 62 00:06:55,600 --> 00:07:01,080 You think a person loses touch after twenty years of marriage? 63 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:13,440 They're building shipyards; bulldozers were everywhere... 64 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:20,120 All my tiles... They just popped off the walls. 65 00:07:20,155 --> 00:07:23,917 - Have a look here... - Imported, aren't they? 66 00:07:23,952 --> 00:07:27,645 Well, they had to get them someplace, right? 67 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:32,120 Yeah, they're fancy imported tiles. How many do you think? 68 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:37,160 - 20 square yards of damage. - Fifty... - Come on! 69 00:07:37,195 --> 00:07:41,760 Okay, 20 square yards and complete reconstruction. 70 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:45,960 - What are you doing? - Completely ruined... 71 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:49,165 What'll it come to? 72 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:52,680 - Two to three years hard labor. - For us! 73 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:06,280 Hello. 74 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:09,200 Hi, kiddo... 75 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:14,480 - This is daddy. Can you hear me? - Daddy! - That's right, Bobe�. 76 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:19,480 - Is mommy there? - Mommy! - Get mommy... Do you hear? 77 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:24,120 Damn! 78 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:38,040 - Bobe�? This is daddy. - Daddy... 79 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:43,300 Please, don't hang up. Daddy has to pay for this. 80 00:08:43,335 --> 00:08:48,040 Daddy's calling mommy... A pack of cigs, too. 81 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:52,880 Put the receiver next to the phone... 82 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:56,360 - and go get mommy, okay? - Yeah. 83 00:08:56,560 --> 00:09:00,400 Go and get mommy. 84 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:02,640 Thank you... 85 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:06,560 That's not a toy. 86 00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:15,200 Bobe�, go get mommy now or you get a spanky! 87 00:09:15,235 --> 00:09:16,920 Okay... 88 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:29,000 Shit! 89 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:37,360 Hang the phone up again and I'll tan your hide! 90 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:42,840 What? What did you say to our little boy? 91 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:46,640 I've been trying to call and he's playing with the phone. 92 00:09:46,675 --> 00:09:49,565 - Where have you been? - Where do you think? 93 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:55,720 I'm stuck at home painting pig faces. Where're you? 94 00:09:56,720 --> 00:10:00,800 Me? I'm calling to say I'm coming home. 95 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:03,480 - So why are you calling? - What? 96 00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:06,920 Why call if you're coming home? 97 00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:10,560 Well, because... I'm coming soon... 98 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:19,560 Dammit, he hung up on me ten times... 99 00:10:20,720 --> 00:10:26,200 You mean you called ten times to say you're coming? 100 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:30,165 Bed�ich, you think only about yourself 101 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:34,160 and you spit on the rest of your fellow mortals! 102 00:10:34,195 --> 00:10:37,045 - Who do I spit on? - Your fellow mortals! 103 00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:42,200 Every year you promise Mat�j we'll go to the sea, and what? 104 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:46,200 Hello? 105 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:55,760 She said fellow mortals! Who's winning, gentlemen? 106 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:12,640 - What'd he say? - That we're going to the sea. 107 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:16,760 I've brought a fellow mortal home for dinner. 108 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:19,800 After you... 109 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,840 This is Alena... 110 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:26,680 Children are sleeping. 111 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,920 - Really? - Enchant... 112 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:47,240 Come on in, friend, make yourself at home. 113 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:52,120 An aperitif before dinner? 114 00:12:52,720 --> 00:12:55,040 - Thank you. - Alena! 115 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:06,040 Tell us, friend, when you were last at the seaside. 116 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:09,040 Me? At the seaside? 117 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:12,800 Wouldn't you like to wash up before dinner? 118 00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:15,400 - Oh, no... - I asked our guest. 119 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:18,840 - Of course. - The bathroom... 120 00:13:26,560 --> 00:13:30,280 Hot... Cold... Soap... Towel... 121 00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:34,680 Thank you. 122 00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:40,200 I'm terribly proud of you. 123 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:46,120 Who else would bring a suspicious character home? 124 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:49,565 - Who is he? - I don't really know. 125 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:55,800 A fellow mortal... We're all equal before God. 126 00:13:56,400 --> 00:14:00,600 You should know... Your Catholic's a mom... 127 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:07,400 - That was a wedding present. - From a friend... Cheers! 128 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:16,680 - Here it comes... - It's still warm... 129 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:21,440 It's Bed�ich's favorite. Enjoy it. 130 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:26,880 - Thank you. - My pleasure. 131 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:34,040 Bon appetit. 132 00:14:34,400 --> 00:14:35,520 Thank you. 133 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:45,485 Hell, aren't we gonna eat? 134 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:49,520 I already ate and you gave yours to the needy. 135 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:52,697 I never would have thought it possible. 136 00:14:52,732 --> 00:14:55,805 See how little you know me, darling? 137 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:59,120 You bring a bum home to your wife and kids, 138 00:14:59,155 --> 00:15:02,365 don't ask if he's got typhoid or robs homes, 139 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:06,360 or how many little girls he's molested in the park. 140 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:10,560 You're a good soul and I love you for it. 141 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:15,885 Is there any left in the pan? 142 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:20,160 Maybe I could scrape out the stuck bits. 143 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:24,360 We shouldn't keep our brother waiting... 144 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:29,080 - Well, did you like it? - Delicious! 145 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:33,600 - How do you make your living? - I'm a collector. 146 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:37,680 - People throw everything away. - Not mom here... 147 00:15:37,715 --> 00:15:40,680 She doesn't throw away a thing. 148 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:45,120 You're right. 149 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:56,400 Sure, they're a bit big, but if he rolls up the sleeves... 150 00:15:56,435 --> 00:15:59,560 Roll up the sleeves and they'll fit. 151 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:07,240 - What're you doing? - This one... Leave that there. 152 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:09,725 Like it? 153 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:13,165 He can't dig in trashcans wearing Harvard! 154 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:18,040 - Then he can sell it? - He can't. - Sure he can. - No, he can't. 155 00:16:18,480 --> 00:16:22,160 - Just leave it there... - Got a wife? 156 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:28,160 A special friend? Or an ordinary one even... Take her a gift... 157 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:32,045 What are you doing?! 158 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:36,525 I'm alone. My wife left and took everything. 159 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:41,040 - Yeah, that can happen... - Oh, a coat! It's old, 160 00:16:41,075 --> 00:16:45,597 - but it hangs well and... - Goddammit, what the hell? 161 00:16:45,632 --> 00:16:50,120 What's gotten into you? Some charity bug, or what? 162 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:56,560 He already ate; now give him an old shirt so he'll beat it. 163 00:16:56,595 --> 00:16:59,600 Oh, no, I've got to finish this for both of us. 164 00:16:59,635 --> 00:17:02,880 You can't just play with people like this. 165 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:09,320 You know, getting rid of things makes me feel somehow happier, 166 00:17:09,355 --> 00:17:13,920 - somehow better... - But I don't have a shirt left! 167 00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:16,400 Swim trunks! 168 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:22,045 - Trunks with nice pockets. - What do you mean trunks? 169 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:27,120 For swimming, what do you think? We're not going anywhere anyway. 170 00:17:27,155 --> 00:17:31,760 Shorts you can change into... I can see you like clothes... 171 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:34,480 - Mom... - Take it before I drop it. 172 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:38,400 My mom... 173 00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:42,520 Sorry, you remind me of my mom... 174 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:46,560 She had eyes like yours, my mom... 175 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:53,440 - Your wife is pure gold. - That she is. 176 00:17:53,475 --> 00:17:57,480 Here's something extra from me. 177 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:06,960 You don't like it. They sell like hotcakes. 178 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:13,760 Such an artist makes his living selling kitsch. 179 00:18:13,795 --> 00:18:16,960 Sorry, but I had to say it. 180 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:22,640 - Who are you anyway? - I'm Alois F�bera... 181 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:27,360 The art historian... Working freelance at present. 182 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:34,200 Pardon my frankness, Mr. M�ra... 183 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:38,760 Pardon me, professor, I didn't recognize you. 184 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:43,640 Delighted... Well, goodbye. 185 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:48,280 - Wait, you have to take this. - I couldn't possibly. 186 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:53,325 She'd think I didn't let you have it. 187 00:18:53,360 --> 00:18:59,360 These days people buy such pigs and pitch this. 188 00:19:07,120 --> 00:19:09,920 Take it for your wife. 189 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,360 Thank you, professor. 190 00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:18,240 Thank you as well. Good night. 191 00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,720 Good night, professor. 192 00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:46,760 Magda! Magda! 193 00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:50,400 Bed�ich's here... 194 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:58,960 He won't... You know he won't. 195 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:06,280 Aha, they're still up. 196 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:10,685 Recess is over, kids. 197 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:14,520 - Just a minute. - Don't flush, okay? 198 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:20,800 Is electricity free? Who was in our room? 199 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:24,240 - How was it? - Exhausting. 200 00:20:24,275 --> 00:20:27,440 A confederacy of dunces. 201 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:32,360 - Who was there? - Everyone! - Everyone... 202 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:37,440 Almost... M�ra looked terrible. 203 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:41,645 - Bed�ich was there? - Of course not. 204 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:44,680 Think where he'd be today with his talent... 205 00:20:44,715 --> 00:20:47,800 - Close the door! - Don't flush, dad! 206 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,160 He looked like a ghost. 207 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:57,400 He went by in that boat like Charon and didn't even come in. 208 00:20:57,680 --> 00:21:01,480 He seemed ashamed. 209 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:05,680 - Seems like he's pretty bad off. - You're right. 210 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:11,240 - You eat so late you'll be sick. - Just keeping up my strength. 211 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:15,160 The garlic will make you reek. 212 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:19,440 - Have some too, then. - You know I never eat dinner. 213 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:27,200 Honza, who do you expect to turn the light off? 214 00:21:27,360 --> 00:21:28,960 Dad... 215 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:32,920 - And your hands? - What about yours? 216 00:21:32,955 --> 00:21:35,920 Pee kills germs. 'Night. 217 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:45,600 Come, my little stinkers. Your alarm's going to ring soon. 218 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:55,840 My alarm clock is swell; It's my very best pal... 219 00:21:55,875 --> 00:21:59,160 The early bird catches the worm! 220 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:08,200 Come out little pig, or I'll huff and I'll puff... 221 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:14,600 Is dad still trying for the Dorkiest Parent Award? 222 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:24,640 The birds have been up long singing their happy song. 223 00:22:24,675 --> 00:22:28,640 And you're still abed? Get up, sleepyhead! 224 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:40,320 - Magda, where'd you put my keys? - There just where you left them. 225 00:22:40,355 --> 00:22:43,960 - They're not anywhere. - Your pockets... 226 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:53,760 So, youngsters, here's our Wishes and Complaints Box. 227 00:22:53,795 --> 00:22:57,640 Let's have a look what's come up this week... 228 00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:01,920 Quiet everyone! 229 00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:08,280 Pavla writes love letters late at night 230 00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:13,760 and I don't sleep enough to be in peak condition at school. 231 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:19,880 Honza, when you're in the army, 232 00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:23,840 think what a letter from a friend will mean to you. 233 00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:27,760 And, Pavla, don't leave the light on too late. 234 00:23:41,200 --> 00:23:43,200 And the last one... 235 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:48,760 Instruct your son in the rules and risks of masturbation... 236 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:53,160 This is going to be good. 237 00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:58,800 Let's not make a big deal about it. Everyone has masturbated. 238 00:23:58,835 --> 00:24:02,320 And those who say they don't still do. 239 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:06,800 - What about you, dad? - Gladly, but I've got your mom. 240 00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:13,160 I think the time has come... 241 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:26,600 Start with the preface; read it slowly, point by point. 242 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:34,680 What happened? 243 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:38,400 Damn, I lost an earring. 244 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:45,920 - That's great. - Don't move... - Where is it? - Somewhere... 245 00:24:45,955 --> 00:24:49,497 - It's in your hand. - That's the other one. 246 00:24:49,532 --> 00:24:53,005 - Where is it? - My God, it's here someplace. 247 00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:57,520 Why not put them on at home? What do you do in the bathroom? 248 00:24:57,555 --> 00:25:00,480 - Just help me! - What am I supposed to do? 249 00:25:00,515 --> 00:25:04,280 Drop on all fours and crawl around? 250 00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:08,880 - Can you just help me? - I can pretend to look for it, 251 00:25:08,915 --> 00:25:13,120 but what I don't get is how... 252 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:16,240 My God! How? Like this! 253 00:25:16,275 --> 00:25:18,000 Here it is! 254 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:21,280 Where's the other one? 255 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:29,005 Well, well, well! 256 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:33,200 My directive was clear enough: Don't leave slippers over night! 257 00:25:33,235 --> 00:25:36,845 Lose your footwear and you stay after school. 258 00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:41,200 - Those are mine, dad. - You should set an example. 259 00:25:41,235 --> 00:25:45,200 And I'll be expecting an explanation at home! 260 00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:49,680 I'm not deluded about your interest in learning, 261 00:25:49,715 --> 00:25:52,525 but today you'll learn something anyway. 262 00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:57,400 Gravitational acceleration equation: S = g/2t2, 263 00:25:57,435 --> 00:26:02,240 where g is gravitational acceleration, t is time, 264 00:26:02,275 --> 00:26:06,800 and s, or even h, is trajectory or height. 265 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:08,960 To the window! 266 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:16,200 A body of mass m will be dropped from height h, 267 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:21,440 and will fall in time t... Honza, cut the nonsense! 268 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:25,240 Kindly pay attention... Here we go! 269 00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:37,760 - How long, man? - I dunno, man, go down and look. 270 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,360 Garage! 271 00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:03,680 The garage is sleeping... 272 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:08,680 Who's got today's current event? 273 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:11,560 M�ra! Mat�j! 274 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:24,680 Engineers in the Soviet Union have invented a concrete ship. 275 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,800 That's interesting, Mat�j. 276 00:27:31,835 --> 00:27:34,365 Hold on. A concrete ship? 277 00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:38,080 I never heard anything stupider in my life. 278 00:27:38,115 --> 00:27:41,325 Since when does concrete float, man? 279 00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:45,640 Just settle down! What's your source, Mat�j? 280 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:51,245 The Truth. Well, then it must be true. 281 00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:54,765 And Sandy, Utah is capital of the Sahara, man. 282 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:59,680 If you said brick instead of man the principal would have a home. 283 00:27:59,715 --> 00:28:02,440 That's 'comrade' principal! 284 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:12,960 Hey, dad, is it normal for us to be at the same school? 285 00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:19,440 I have to be fair, so it isn't easy having my son in class. 286 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:22,880 And do you think it's easy for me? 287 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:27,120 What should I do? Fail you? 288 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:30,960 You want to be in that old Communist Svobodov�'s class? 289 00:28:30,995 --> 00:28:33,120 You're a Communist too. 290 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:36,480 But different. You should know that. 291 00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:40,160 Then why are you whispering? 292 00:28:41,840 --> 00:28:44,920 The fish don't bite but the ducks sure do... 293 00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,400 Hey, the fish are biting! 294 00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:58,160 - We caught one. - Yes, we did... 295 00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:03,400 That's right, friend, we caught a fish. 296 00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:07,400 What are you going to do with it? 297 00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:16,440 You set it free... 298 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:11,640 - Where? - M�ra? 299 00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:15,120 Past the pub, then on the left. 300 00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,480 May I come in? 301 00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:30,480 Hello there! I didn't recognize you. 302 00:31:30,515 --> 00:31:32,365 You look great. 303 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:36,160 Because I found a way back to women. 304 00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:40,400 - Congratulations. - Her name's Vlasti�ka. 305 00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:43,480 She saved me. 306 00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:52,400 I haven't forgotten that you helped me. 307 00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:57,405 Nice... I made some inquiries 308 00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:01,560 and I've got a suggestion for you, my dear master craftsman. 309 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:03,880 Emigration? 310 00:32:13,200 --> 00:32:19,480 Hey, who's the best head man in this country? M�ra. 311 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:24,320 Who has a family he can't feed through lone creativity? M�ra. 312 00:32:24,355 --> 00:32:28,045 Who has a teenage son? M�ra. 313 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:33,800 Who's got a wife and little one dying for a tropical vacation? 314 00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:35,920 M�ra. 315 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:41,680 You kill the fatted calf once and you can work freely 316 00:32:41,715 --> 00:32:46,720 for a year or two without worrying about a salary. 317 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:50,720 Who's it got to be? 318 00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:56,160 Gottwald? Djerzhinski? Some bigger swine even? 319 00:32:56,960 --> 00:33:02,460 Lenin? Say Lenin and I'll crack this head over your gourd. 320 00:33:02,495 --> 00:33:07,960 You think I'm some monster who's trying to compromise you? 321 00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:14,205 We'd start at the local school. 322 00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:19,240 Indifferent spring motifs. A mosaic... 323 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:23,160 Spring motifs? 324 00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:27,240 Of course, spring motifs... 325 00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:32,960 Budding... Nature... Nothing political... 326 00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:38,040 Sports... Burgeoning... 327 00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:44,160 Burgeoning breasts... An allegory of spring... 328 00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:50,720 - I got it, daddy. - Super! Bobe� found it! 329 00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:56,960 You forgot the opener; I mean corkscrew. 330 00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:00,285 He'll grab the bottle opener... 331 00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:05,120 Now you're talking about a bust but before you said a mosaic... 332 00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:10,800 A mosaic of spring motifs would help the school principal. 333 00:34:10,835 --> 00:34:14,085 His wife works for the Fine Arts Union... 334 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:18,160 - You know Magda B�e�kov�? - Sure I do. - You taught her... 335 00:34:18,195 --> 00:34:20,200 Yeah, so? 336 00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:26,680 - Marshal Rybalko. - Yeah, it's finally here... 337 00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:31,360 Thanks, son... Here's a sausage to roast. 338 00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:36,400 - Don't count on it, professor. - What's the problem? 339 00:34:36,435 --> 00:34:41,165 A soldier... A hero... A liberator from 1945. 340 00:34:41,200 --> 00:34:46,440 Where have you been? We're occupied; Ruskies everywhere. 341 00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:52,400 I'm supposed to shine Rybalko's noggin after starving for years? 342 00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:56,080 How would it look? 343 00:35:00,160 --> 00:35:03,520 - You're the best at heads... - It's burning. - What's burning? 344 00:35:03,555 --> 00:35:08,240 - The sausage. - Okay, lets roast it together. 345 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:12,240 What did you say? 346 00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:15,720 You're rotting, Bed�ich. 347 00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:19,960 You can't let that happen. You've got to work. 348 00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:24,840 It's the only way to start, the only way to the West. 349 00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:30,480 - Me in the West? - Maybe not you, but your work. 350 00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:35,245 You've got to be kidding... 351 00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:41,440 Bed�ich, the Communists like one thing even more than Lenin... 352 00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:47,280 - Their mommy? - That, too, little one... 353 00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:54,120 And even more than mommy they like hard currency. 354 00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:07,680 We must cultivate a sense of wonder. 355 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:11,000 Look at this here. 356 00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:16,120 I'm in awe of the simple ingeniousness of a spoon. 357 00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:23,160 How long did it take humans to aspire to such perfection? 358 00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:29,040 That's nonsense. What's ingenious about a spoon? 359 00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:33,520 You can't eat soup with a stick. 360 00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:37,480 When you turn it... 361 00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:44,240 It's reminiscent of the bulb of a spring crocus. 362 00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:50,040 - Or the seed of a shovel... - What? 363 00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:53,800 The seed of a shovel. 364 00:36:55,200 --> 00:37:00,720 Do the spring mosaic, Bed�ich... and you won't fear shovels. 365 00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:03,800 I'm not afraid of shovels. 366 00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:08,480 I'm afraid of hammers and sickles. 367 00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:10,720 Mr. M�ra... 368 00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:12,480 Master... 369 00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:17,880 Bed�ich, let's cut the formality crap! 370 00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:22,960 We've got some cognac... Come on, we're here. 371 00:37:22,995 --> 00:37:28,085 - I'm not staying. - Don't do it for me. 372 00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:32,960 Do it for Vlasti�ka; she's looking forward to meeting you. 373 00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:37,160 I'm waiting. 374 00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:41,480 Now you've got to say the word like I said. 375 00:37:41,515 --> 00:37:45,645 Otherwise Vlasti�ka won't open up. Say it! 376 00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:50,560 - It's silly. - It's just a game. - I'm still waiting! 377 00:37:50,595 --> 00:37:55,160 - Say rhodo... rhododendron. - Rhododendron! 378 00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:58,960 You have to say it three times. 379 00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:06,980 You trying to shit me? 380 00:38:07,015 --> 00:38:10,085 This is Master M�ra... 381 00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:13,840 Think I don't know your drunken voice. 382 00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:16,960 Break out that cognac... 383 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:21,440 What do you think you had for breakfast? 384 00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:41,560 That's not a toy. 385 00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:43,560 Bedtime. 386 00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:51,920 Bedtime, Bobe�? Yes, it is... 387 00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:58,080 This is how we go to bed... 388 00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:05,840 And here's how we tuck you in... 389 00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:08,720 Where did your head go? 390 00:39:08,755 --> 00:39:11,360 Here's your head... 391 00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:16,560 When will we... 392 00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:18,680 Go to the sea? 393 00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:26,120 Next year... 394 00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:38,280 In three years? Well, I should know. 395 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:40,280 Look... 396 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:49,560 A seahorse... 397 00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:54,440 This is... a male, right... 398 00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:01,960 And a female... Beautiful... 399 00:40:05,680 --> 00:40:09,640 So here's the male... and the female... 400 00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:14,120 And there'll be little horses. 401 00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,120 Mother... 402 00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:25,360 Aren't you sleeping? Come over here... 403 00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:29,280 Did you see the seahorses? Show him... 404 00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:34,160 - Let them sleep, please. - Know how to say seahorse? 405 00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:43,400 You have to draw it out, right? What's sea? 406 00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,840 Okay, time for bed. 407 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:53,440 Goodnight, gentlemen. I'm off to the front... 408 00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:58,120 Few people know that a seahorse is a fish. 409 00:40:58,155 --> 00:41:00,445 A very strange fish. 410 00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:03,880 In the entire animal kingdom it is the only species 411 00:41:03,915 --> 00:41:06,525 where the male has the babies. 412 00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:09,720 The female lays the eggs inside him, 413 00:41:09,755 --> 00:41:12,845 and with that her parental duties end. 414 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:16,800 All the trouble of giving birth and caring for the spawn 415 00:41:16,835 --> 00:41:19,480 are accepted by the male. 416 00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:24,980 But a male Mexican swordtail, the species Xyphophorus, 417 00:41:25,015 --> 00:41:30,320 rules a school of females with the sword of his tailfin, 418 00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:35,440 just like a sultan reigning over his harem. 419 00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:39,760 If he dies his place is taken by a dominant female, 420 00:41:39,795 --> 00:41:44,600 who grows a sword and becomes a male. 421 00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:54,080 Maybe you don't know it, Bobe�, but a cow barks meow. 422 00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:59,720 - A cow barks moo. - That's right! 423 00:41:59,755 --> 00:42:03,800 Error, Bobe�, you're living in error. 424 00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:09,480 Everyone knows a sparrow whinnies meow. 425 00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:14,200 Daddy's being silly, huh? Who whinnies? 426 00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:18,520 Who does that, Bobe�? 427 00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:20,925 A pig. 428 00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:24,605 - A pig? Or a goat? - A pig... 429 00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:30,200 I hope he keeps me on his back till we find his elephant shack. 430 00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:41,965 Oh, please, you're always so nervous. 431 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:46,440 The parquet floor went through, the tiles went through... 432 00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:49,880 So what are you afraid of? Why so nervous? 433 00:42:49,915 --> 00:42:53,240 It's not honest and you know it. 434 00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:57,840 You're playing with fire. 435 00:42:58,720 --> 00:43:03,160 You're counting on a quick signature, then off to the pub. 436 00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:07,760 We're not so poor that we have to cheat like this. 437 00:43:07,795 --> 00:43:11,440 - I made a hole. - You made a hole, eh? 438 00:43:11,475 --> 00:43:16,920 - Where's the tusk gone? - Here. 439 00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:21,640 Don't take it or daddy will cry. 440 00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:24,560 - What's for lunch? - Bread. 441 00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:29,960 - Bread? Alena, it's Saturday... - So spread something on it. 442 00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:33,360 Bread! 443 00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:41,280 - Should I baste the goose? - Yeah, both of them. 444 00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:45,660 Prepare the truffles, I'll open the Bordeaux. 445 00:43:45,695 --> 00:43:49,880 Vintage 1972... Isn't it wasted on the kids? 446 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,080 No... 447 00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:55,840 I'd rather eat dry bread than have you messed up in this. 448 00:43:55,875 --> 00:43:59,880 - You just leave it to Bond. - Bond who? 449 00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:03,680 James Bond, of course. 450 00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:10,240 Suddenly, this gale force wind rips off the roof tiles, 451 00:44:10,275 --> 00:44:13,120 my studio gets soaked... 452 00:44:13,440 --> 00:44:17,520 Six months' work and materials down the drain. 453 00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:20,520 Listen up... 454 00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:25,920 A cute young tapeworm sticks her head out an asshole, 455 00:44:25,955 --> 00:44:30,160 she looks around, crawls back in, and asks her mom: 456 00:44:30,195 --> 00:44:37,040 Mommy, what's blue and ripples so beautifully? 457 00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:45,400 And her mother answers, That's the sea, my child. 458 00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:47,320 Right? 459 00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:53,760 - And the little girl asks... - Girl tapeworm... 460 00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:58,360 Okay, the girl tapeworm asks: 461 00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:04,560 What's round and yellow and so warm? 462 00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:11,000 And mom responds, That's the sun, darling. 463 00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:15,720 So why do we live in here then? 464 00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:21,120 Because this is our home... 465 00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:24,480 up someone's ass. 466 00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:30,520 Yeah, I know that one well... 467 00:45:31,280 --> 00:45:35,360 If you think about it, I'm my father's fastest sperm; 468 00:45:35,395 --> 00:45:38,605 I wonder the one's who finished after me. 469 00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:43,240 - Millions of brothers. - We're all winning sperm. 470 00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:46,480 We had good tail action. 471 00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:51,520 Many people never beat that performance their whole lives. 472 00:45:51,555 --> 00:45:54,880 Even Mat�j led the pack. 473 00:45:55,680 --> 00:46:01,080 Know how to swim? 474 00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:04,205 No, I don't. 475 00:46:04,240 --> 00:46:09,760 - So what'll you do at the beach? - A winning sperm who can't swim. 476 00:46:11,680 --> 00:46:14,840 Don't worry... We'll teach him. 477 00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:22,320 It's best just to throw him in, like my brother did to me. 478 00:46:22,355 --> 00:46:27,760 - Watch it, he can read lips. - Don't worry, we got it wired. 479 00:46:27,795 --> 00:46:32,217 We'll secure the rubber band, give him the other end, 480 00:46:32,252 --> 00:46:36,640 - he jumps, and off he goes. - Man, he's gonna die... 481 00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:42,480 If he doesn't drown he'll slam into the other end. 482 00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:47,600 - Don't worry, I got it wired. - It's on your conscience... 483 00:46:49,040 --> 00:46:53,240 Not at all. Luck has smiled on him. 484 00:47:13,360 --> 00:47:15,240 Pull! 485 00:47:22,240 --> 00:47:25,640 What's going on here? Have you lost your minds? 486 00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:29,920 This is breaking and entering! How did you get in here? 487 00:47:29,955 --> 00:47:34,320 You'll be expelled, all three of you... Let go! 488 00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:47,480 Come on! 489 00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:57,085 Man, you killed my dad... 490 00:47:57,120 --> 00:48:01,280 - He should've let go halfway. - He needs mouth-to-mouth. 491 00:48:01,315 --> 00:48:04,080 Can't we just splash water on him? 492 00:48:04,115 --> 00:48:07,040 You dork, he's drowning! 493 00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:13,280 Well, boys, since you tried to save your principal 494 00:48:13,315 --> 00:48:16,120 you only get a reprimand. 495 00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:21,480 And for wearing the bathing cap yours is reduced to a warning. 496 00:48:22,720 --> 00:48:25,720 Quit speaking for me... 497 00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:28,685 I've got so much work I'm drowning in it. 498 00:48:28,720 --> 00:48:32,640 - Why are you saying this? - Because I'm busy. 499 00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:35,920 There's no better choice than Bed�ich. 500 00:48:35,955 --> 00:48:38,800 I know how good he is. 501 00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:43,840 I was under his care; I studied under him. 502 00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:50,845 I'll talk to my husband. 503 00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:54,125 - Oh, please... - You can't fool me. 504 00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:59,005 I can imagine how you're doing. Say the word and it's yours. 505 00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:03,720 - I'll push it through the Union. - The school can't wait forever. 506 00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:09,200 Children are studying at a job site. Get it together! 507 00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:12,120 Speak for yourself. 508 00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:15,960 Go to the Union or the Academy. 509 00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:20,600 - They're full of experts... - Yeah, but out of our league. 510 00:49:20,635 --> 00:49:25,037 So that's how it is... The comrades have gone up in price. 511 00:49:25,072 --> 00:49:29,440 - Just take it and quit yapping. - My words exactly, Magda. 512 00:49:29,475 --> 00:49:33,457 Who's the best head man in this republic? 513 00:49:33,492 --> 00:49:37,440 - Not only heads... - Low relief, too, right? 514 00:49:38,720 --> 00:49:43,560 I was only ever the best at one thing: Pupendo. 515 00:49:44,880 --> 00:49:48,040 I was always great at pupendo. 516 00:49:48,240 --> 00:49:51,840 Pupendo? What's pupendo? 517 00:49:52,240 --> 00:49:56,320 You don't know about pupendo? She doesn't know about pupendo. 518 00:49:56,355 --> 00:49:59,480 Do you know what pupendo is, professor? 519 00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:03,840 Pupendo is an old initiation ritual. 520 00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:09,680 African Bushmen have to be able to track and bring down a lion. 521 00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:15,160 And Prague's Young Pioneers must stand the test of pupendo. 522 00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:19,520 I'm the pupendo champ of the republic. 523 00:50:19,555 --> 00:50:22,520 Come on. You're such a kidder. 524 00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:25,440 You don't believe me? 525 00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:29,120 Show me. I want to know what it is! 526 00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:32,720 Magda, I'm warning you... 527 00:50:32,755 --> 00:50:35,920 Do you really want... 528 00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:42,320 to experience the magic of pupendo 'in the flesh'? 529 00:50:42,355 --> 00:50:45,997 I want to be initiated and finally come of age. 530 00:50:46,032 --> 00:50:49,640 - Go get me five crowns. - Back in a flash. 531 00:50:50,720 --> 00:50:54,480 Don't screw this up; we've got a whopper of a job lined up. 532 00:50:54,515 --> 00:50:59,200 I'm not imposing myself on anybody... Mr. Solidarity. 533 00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:03,880 Remove your belt. 534 00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:10,120 Pupendo Grande... 535 00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:14,400 - Tummy, tummy, tummy... - Oh, Lord... 536 00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:20,000 Your eyes... 537 00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:24,520 Close them? 538 00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:29,520 For the last time, woman, I ask you... 539 00:51:31,600 --> 00:51:35,120 Do you want to experience pupendo? 540 00:51:35,155 --> 00:51:38,440 Yes... I want pupendo... 541 00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:44,640 Pupendo Grande! 542 00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:50,840 You infantile idiot! You juvenile delinquent! 543 00:51:56,320 --> 00:52:00,520 - So will you do it? - You've got to now. 544 00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:03,800 Thank you, Magda. 545 00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:11,800 Shake on it? 546 00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:33,600 Don't bother. It's dry. 547 00:52:33,635 --> 00:52:35,040 Thank you. 548 00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:52,800 - Alena, why are you here? - To have a drink with you. 549 00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:56,040 You came to check up on me... 550 00:52:56,560 --> 00:53:01,480 I'm here to see you stoop to those insurance crooks' level. 551 00:53:01,515 --> 00:53:06,400 Don't be condescending. They're normal, educated people. 552 00:53:06,560 --> 00:53:11,200 Don't humiliate yourself. I'll stop taking you seriously. 553 00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:16,440 They're here... 554 00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:19,320 Next you'll be a moneychanger. 555 00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:22,960 Just cut the crap! 556 00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:28,880 Bed�ich M�ra? 557 00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:32,320 Academic sculptor Comrade Bed�ich M�ra? 558 00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:38,200 Insurance representative Zdena Gabalov�. May I come in? 559 00:53:40,640 --> 00:53:42,320 Alena... 560 00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:44,600 Please, come in. 561 00:53:45,120 --> 00:53:47,040 Hey, Alena... 562 00:53:58,240 --> 00:54:01,440 - Would you like some coffee? - I don't drink coffee. 563 00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:05,280 A drop of wine? 564 00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:09,800 I never drink, let alone in the morning. 565 00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:16,480 Let's just get to it. Firstly, Mr. Moty�ka and Mr. Krauze, 566 00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:22,040 whom you negotiated with, don't work for us any longer. 567 00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:25,645 - That's too bad. - Indeed. 568 00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:30,440 Their work revealed gross intolerable inefficiencies. 569 00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:34,960 Next, these are meteorological reports 570 00:54:34,995 --> 00:54:38,285 for the date you stated on the form. 571 00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:42,400 Here and, indeed, practically all over Europe, 572 00:54:42,435 --> 00:54:46,480 May 15th was sunny, without any precipitation. 573 00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:49,400 Can you explain why, 574 00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:54,120 in a period of below average rainfall, 575 00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:59,000 your studio was the only thing far and wide damaged by, 576 00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:03,360 and I quote, "A great downpour"? What am I to conclude? 577 00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:07,760 A local storm? 578 00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:11,960 I spoke with your neighbors. 579 00:55:12,240 --> 00:55:17,480 Not one can remember any rain for the past three weeks. 580 00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:20,960 Their vegetables are drying up. 581 00:55:20,995 --> 00:55:23,320 A local cloud? 582 00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:28,365 Insurance isn't a joke. 583 00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:33,800 Nor is this the first suspicious claim. 584 00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:37,400 - Just a moment. - No, not a moment. - No moment? 585 00:55:38,880 --> 00:55:42,320 Look here, ma'am - or is it miss? 586 00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:46,720 Are you trying to suggest that my husband is lying? 587 00:55:46,960 --> 00:55:50,400 I'm not suggesting anything; it's here in black and white. 588 00:55:50,435 --> 00:55:54,000 On that day it rained in Oslo, Riga, and Minsk, 589 00:55:54,035 --> 00:55:57,760 nowhere in Central and Western Europe. 590 00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:01,440 Don't leave... 591 00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:05,885 So our working for a whole day, 592 00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:10,520 our whole family cleaning up the soggy results 593 00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:16,000 of an entire year's work, work our existence depends on, 594 00:56:16,035 --> 00:56:19,400 that was all just a dream? 595 00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:22,240 That's what you're trying to say? 596 00:56:22,275 --> 00:56:24,560 The facts speak clearly. 597 00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:30,000 So do I! You come here waving papers in our faces, 598 00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:33,485 trying to bamboozle us into believing it didn't rain. 599 00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:38,040 But I'm telling you there was a downpour like I can't remember! 600 00:56:38,480 --> 00:56:41,840 Some senile old man says that it didn't rain? 601 00:56:41,875 --> 00:56:44,765 I'll gladly testify that the poor dear 602 00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:48,320 can't remember what he had for lunch! Or if he ate at all! 603 00:56:48,355 --> 00:56:51,840 You request compensation for lost materials in an amount 604 00:56:51,875 --> 00:56:55,800 exceeding 10,000 crowns. What should I think? 605 00:56:56,160 --> 00:57:00,320 My husband's commission is from the Fine Arts Union. 606 00:57:00,355 --> 00:57:04,480 Satisfied? A larger-than-life monumental sculpture. 607 00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:13,120 It may not seem like it but it takes a lot of material. 608 00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:18,080 We tried to cover everything to keep it safe... 609 00:57:18,115 --> 00:57:21,760 But it's completely ruined. It's simply... 610 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,200 mud. 611 00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:34,480 We will compensate you for the destroyed materials. 612 00:57:34,515 --> 00:57:38,400 But don't tell me a Persian rug got wet, too. 613 00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:44,320 - A trowel rusted. - You can't be serious! 614 00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:48,125 You're not going to claim damages on a rusty trowel! 615 00:57:48,160 --> 00:57:52,320 It was a new imported trowel! He had it less than a week. 616 00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:55,920 There is no way we are going to compensate you for that trowel! 617 00:57:55,955 --> 00:58:00,560 - We'll get over it. - You're not going to pay? - No! 618 00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:06,800 Then tell her, Bed�ich, whose sculpture dissolved. 619 00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:12,200 Don't be modest, tell her who you worked on for six months, 620 00:58:12,320 --> 00:58:16,880 - and who melted into mush? - You mean... - That's right! 621 00:58:16,915 --> 00:58:21,080 The comrades will be thrilled to see him like this. 622 00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:29,400 Okay, one trowel. Anything else? 623 00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:35,405 - How much does that come to? - 10,235 crowns. 624 00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:39,520 - Including the trowel? - Plus the trowel. - Thank you. 625 00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:43,400 Congratulations. 626 00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:45,440 Goodbye. 627 00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:54,240 Alena, you were magnificent. I really believed it rained. 628 00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:56,840 I'm going to kill you. 629 00:58:57,440 --> 00:58:59,800 Oh, my girl... 630 00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:02,840 Thanks. 631 00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:07,240 - That was the last time. - Of course it was... 632 01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:25,880 Why do Rumanians, Bulgarians, and Poles get a sea but not us? 633 01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:28,800 Hungarians too. 634 01:00:28,835 --> 01:00:31,200 You mean Balaton? 635 01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:35,440 I didn't say Hungarians, I said East Germans. 636 01:00:35,475 --> 01:00:37,405 Bullshit. 637 01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:40,640 Who cares? The Hungarians have the Balaton Sea. 638 01:00:40,675 --> 01:00:43,760 Since when is Balaton a sea? 639 01:00:43,840 --> 01:00:47,480 Since the Caspian Sea's been a lake. 640 01:00:49,440 --> 01:00:52,000 Where are you going? 641 01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:58,920 Really? Maybe we can meet up. 642 01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:14,200 VOTE THE NATIONAL FRONT 643 01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:09,240 - You're friends; run over there. - Oh, no... - Don't argue. 644 01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:37,840 Honor! Hi there, Mat�j... Elections... 645 01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:39,840 I can't... 646 01:02:40,400 --> 01:02:42,760 Elections! 647 01:02:46,400 --> 01:02:48,685 Parents... 648 01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:52,160 - Mom and dad are sick. - What? 649 01:02:55,120 --> 01:02:57,480 They can't come? 650 01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:03,240 - High temperature! - Not so loud. 651 01:03:06,160 --> 01:03:08,605 Is it serious? They can't come? 652 01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:13,640 Mom and dad have a high temperature. 653 01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:23,200 It's contagious. They can't come in. 654 01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:30,640 They have a contagious disease. 655 01:03:31,840 --> 01:03:34,000 Contagious? 656 01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:37,640 That's enough saluting... 657 01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:40,920 Well, okay, goodbye. 658 01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:56,160 They're gone. Will you go vote? 659 01:03:56,560 --> 01:04:00,880 - When there's elections. - When there are you can go. 660 01:04:00,915 --> 01:04:03,680 Now there's none so we'll stay home. 661 01:04:03,715 --> 01:04:05,440 Let's just play. 662 01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:11,680 They're back. Can't they leave us alone? 663 01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:15,200 There's no law says we've got to vote. 664 01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:17,440 I'll get rid of them. 665 01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:25,760 - A bad time? - No, come on in. - Your husband home? 666 01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:32,800 Evening. It's your lucky day. The boss has work for you. 667 01:04:32,835 --> 01:04:35,840 - We don't do pigs anymore. - Pigs are out. 668 01:04:35,875 --> 01:04:38,960 This time it's something really great. 669 01:04:38,995 --> 01:04:42,320 We thought you had a ballot box. 670 01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:48,285 Great, huh? They're hot. The money goes here. 671 01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:52,160 - Could you manage 100 a week? - Sure. - Let's shake on it. 672 01:04:52,195 --> 01:04:56,440 - Are you nuts? - We'll manage. - It's just a job. 673 01:04:56,960 --> 01:05:01,440 No big art, eh? Not M�nes or Jir�sek, eh? 674 01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:06,000 - It's cute, huh? - Watch out, I spilled it. 675 01:05:06,035 --> 01:05:07,800 Can I bum a cig off you? 676 01:05:08,960 --> 01:05:14,080 You're good, but we all can't hang out like unwanted artists. 677 01:05:14,115 --> 01:05:16,045 I'm different; I have to work. 678 01:05:16,080 --> 01:05:20,080 Comrades like you stop me from working. 679 01:05:20,115 --> 01:05:22,125 We're not all alike. 680 01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:26,160 Some join the Party to soften it from the inside. We sacrifice. 681 01:05:26,195 --> 01:05:29,325 - You're talking self-sacrifice? - Sure. 682 01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:33,200 - You do it for the money. - You envy my money? 683 01:05:33,235 --> 01:05:37,085 No, not your Communist Party ID either. 684 01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:42,440 You talk biblically but you're just licking Bolshevik ass. 685 01:05:42,640 --> 01:05:47,280 If we were all heroes like you your son wouldn't have a chance. 686 01:05:47,315 --> 01:05:50,320 Why're you harping on my kid? 687 01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:53,565 IQ or not, he'd be in a special school. 688 01:05:53,600 --> 01:05:58,960 Man, you think I'm so into it? I just keep my mouth shut. 689 01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:02,845 - But you always speak your mind. - Of course. 690 01:06:02,880 --> 01:06:06,640 - I'm happy to say what I think. - Here, sure; I could too. 691 01:06:06,675 --> 01:06:09,440 Keep it down, man, or you get detention. 692 01:06:09,475 --> 01:06:12,045 - So say something. - What? 693 01:06:12,080 --> 01:06:16,080 - Speak your mind, man. - Gladly. Know what I think? 694 01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:19,165 Communism is the opiate of the masses... 695 01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:23,160 You Communists are all scum, swine and thieves. 696 01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:27,440 Traitors who let the Soviets ruin our country. 697 01:06:27,475 --> 01:06:31,080 Now it's my turn: Listen up! 698 01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:36,120 Communism is crap and the Bolsheviks are swine. 699 01:06:38,080 --> 01:06:39,245 What? 700 01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:41,965 I'm happy to repeat myself if you wish. 701 01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:45,920 Communism is crap and the Bolsheviks are swine. 702 01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:50,400 - I don't really understand you. - I'll jot it down for you. 703 01:06:51,280 --> 01:06:55,680 I'll scribble it down no problem. 704 01:06:57,680 --> 01:06:59,280 Okay: 705 01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:04,400 Communism... 706 01:07:04,640 --> 01:07:07,400 is... crap... 707 01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:11,000 The Bolsheviks... 708 01:07:11,035 --> 01:07:13,085 are... swine... 709 01:07:13,120 --> 01:07:17,840 - Write: Except M�la B�e�ka. - No, but I'll sign it. 710 01:07:18,160 --> 01:07:22,320 - Go ahead. - What will you do with it? 711 01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:27,920 Hide it behind the mosaic as a message for the future. 712 01:07:27,955 --> 01:07:33,200 Good idea; I'll add something. Principal... M�la B�e�ka... 713 01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:37,760 was forced, in the interest of thousands of kids... 714 01:07:37,795 --> 01:07:40,200 to feign loyalty... 715 01:07:40,720 --> 01:07:44,000 although inside... 716 01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:48,080 he was always against it. 717 01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:51,200 Now I'll sign it. 718 01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:55,960 M�la... B�e�ka... 719 01:07:58,160 --> 01:08:01,080 - Now it's your turn. - Why me? 720 01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:04,320 - You said you would. You afraid? - Of what? 721 01:08:04,355 --> 01:08:06,600 Sign it then. 722 01:08:07,440 --> 01:08:11,960 Why not? What would I be afraid of? 723 01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:20,000 I'll stuff it in this pen... to keep it nice. 724 01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:25,560 - Put it in! - I've got to mortar it in... 725 01:08:27,360 --> 01:08:29,720 What? How long have you been here? 726 01:08:30,080 --> 01:08:32,800 I heard it all. 727 01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:38,120 I agree and will undersign all points. 728 01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:43,720 - He's one of us. - Can I have a moment, Bed�ich? 729 01:08:48,720 --> 01:08:53,440 What happened? Dammit, professor, out with it. 730 01:08:58,160 --> 01:09:00,600 Rybalko is ours! 731 01:09:02,640 --> 01:09:07,560 - I'm finished... - No, you're just beginning. 732 01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:23,240 Super civvies. Super Casio. Super Adidas. 733 01:09:24,480 --> 01:09:26,480 Hair wasted... 734 01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:31,360 - How's your sis? - You're single. 735 01:09:31,760 --> 01:09:35,040 - You didn't write for six months - I was in an avalanche. 736 01:09:35,075 --> 01:09:38,040 - What? - I got slammed by an avalanche. 737 01:09:38,400 --> 01:09:41,240 I couldn't write with frozen fingers. 738 01:09:41,275 --> 01:09:43,005 And you survived? 739 01:09:43,040 --> 01:09:46,160 I bounced. All you have to do is bounce. 740 01:09:46,320 --> 01:09:49,800 When you bounce your knees flex. 741 01:09:50,080 --> 01:09:53,680 That way the mid-sized avalanche isn't a real threat. 742 01:09:53,840 --> 01:09:58,160 You can deal, but you got to dig a space around you. 743 01:09:58,400 --> 01:10:02,000 Then you spit to know where you got to dig. 744 01:10:12,880 --> 01:10:15,520 Hi. Something happen? 745 01:10:15,760 --> 01:10:18,360 L��a's coming here. 746 01:10:19,600 --> 01:10:21,360 Come on in. 747 01:10:37,760 --> 01:10:42,880 If you'll help me we can play a trick on him. 748 01:10:43,240 --> 01:10:44,960 Will you help me? 749 01:10:48,240 --> 01:10:53,240 - Hello, Mr. M�ra. - Hey, you're back. 750 01:10:53,440 --> 01:10:56,080 We slept well with you on the watch. 751 01:10:56,115 --> 01:10:58,400 And we never slept much. 752 01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:01,560 - Pavla's not here? - No. 753 01:11:01,800 --> 01:11:04,680 What's it gonna be? 754 01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:08,720 Man, don't even ask. 755 01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:15,000 Oh, right... I get it, Mr. M�ra. 756 01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:19,120 But be careful... I respect this here... 757 01:11:19,760 --> 01:11:24,600 You can trust me, but don't trust nobody... 758 01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:29,805 Like this guy at the barracks, he wore a crucifix 759 01:11:29,840 --> 01:11:34,160 and an officer said, Lose it or it's two weeks in the cooler. 760 01:11:34,195 --> 01:11:38,480 Next day the officer comes and he's still got the crucifix. 761 01:11:38,515 --> 01:11:40,880 I respect that... 762 01:11:42,760 --> 01:11:47,040 But how many of us are there? Like you... 763 01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:50,685 How many... of the proud? 764 01:11:50,720 --> 01:11:53,960 - Where'd she go? - I couldn't tell you. 765 01:11:55,760 --> 01:11:58,165 You ever capsized? 766 01:11:58,200 --> 01:12:02,440 We had this military review once on the water. 767 01:12:03,440 --> 01:12:07,440 And we hooked up with some synchronized swimmers. 768 01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:10,240 They didn't even breathe... 769 01:12:13,600 --> 01:12:16,800 Hi. What are you doing here? 770 01:12:17,120 --> 01:12:21,880 - I came to see you. - How've you been? 771 01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:27,160 I didn't have you there so it was tough, I guess. 772 01:12:28,160 --> 01:12:29,725 Sometimes. 773 01:12:29,760 --> 01:12:35,560 - Yeah... Why didn't you write? - Pavla, we were on alert! 774 01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:39,840 You probably, like, don't know what's going on... 775 01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:42,845 - Like with the SS 20 rockets... - What? 776 01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:48,000 This info ain't, like, public. I couldn't write my family... even. 777 01:12:48,160 --> 01:12:52,840 - You're kidding, right? - No way... But it's over now. 778 01:12:53,440 --> 01:12:56,120 Can I come in? 779 01:12:56,880 --> 01:13:00,640 I've got a friend here from Finland. 780 01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:08,960 - So can I? - Sure, if you don't mind. 781 01:13:08,995 --> 01:13:11,000 I don't. 782 01:13:11,360 --> 01:13:13,800 For me? Thanks. 783 01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:20,840 - She speak Czech? - Not a word. 784 01:13:20,960 --> 01:13:24,400 - Just Finnish and English. - Not a word? 785 01:13:24,760 --> 01:13:28,300 - Afraid not. - I guess we won't chat much. 786 01:13:28,335 --> 01:13:31,840 She's used to it. She's the quiet type anyway. 787 01:13:43,600 --> 01:13:46,200 Golden Czech hands. 788 01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:25,760 And hockey... 789 01:14:27,600 --> 01:14:32,800 And you've got Jeminen, Peltonen, suck-me-then... 790 01:14:32,835 --> 01:14:34,880 That was a joke. 791 01:14:38,280 --> 01:14:43,760 ABBA's from Scandinavia, right? 792 01:14:51,240 --> 01:14:53,600 Watch this... 793 01:14:58,160 --> 01:15:02,360 Speakers here... Wires here... Player here... Now watch out! 794 01:15:18,880 --> 01:15:24,120 Dirty, dirty, dirty... Dirty beautiful girl 795 01:15:28,640 --> 01:15:31,680 Looking at me like a fool... 796 01:15:33,840 --> 01:15:36,240 It's banned. 797 01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:38,800 Cool, huh? 798 01:15:40,640 --> 01:15:43,240 How do you wash it? 799 01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:52,400 Hey, Pavla, if something's happened to us just spill it. 800 01:15:55,600 --> 01:16:00,240 - So I'm, like, going, huh? - I think that's best. 801 01:16:03,720 --> 01:16:06,440 So no beach trip, huh? 802 01:16:06,475 --> 01:16:09,160 Just go... by yourselves. 803 01:16:09,680 --> 01:16:12,400 Bye, ice princess. 804 01:16:15,920 --> 01:16:18,160 Hey there... 805 01:16:19,760 --> 01:16:21,120 Oh, man. 806 01:16:21,840 --> 01:16:25,160 - Say hi to the beach. - What's up with that? 807 01:16:27,040 --> 01:16:32,400 On the one hand it's great work, this marshal, this big doll. 808 01:16:32,960 --> 01:16:37,520 On the other, I tell myself I shouldn't have accepted it. 809 01:16:37,555 --> 01:16:40,245 - Oh, come on. - I shouldn't have. 810 01:16:40,280 --> 01:16:45,360 I know you'll execute a perfect, professional work. 811 01:16:46,240 --> 01:16:51,960 It will stand at the start of a trip around the world. 812 01:16:55,120 --> 01:16:57,800 I myself write. 813 01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:02,480 I've written an extensive trilogy. 814 01:17:03,040 --> 01:17:08,520 But no one here's interested. They just give me the boot. 815 01:17:08,720 --> 01:17:12,560 So what else could I do? I sent it out. 816 01:17:14,000 --> 01:17:16,400 Abroad... Into exile. 817 01:17:16,435 --> 01:17:18,600 What's it about? 818 01:17:19,120 --> 01:17:22,800 Okay... Part One: 819 01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:33,120 Oh, it doesn't matter. 820 01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:36,240 It does. 821 01:17:49,800 --> 01:17:51,520 Be seated! 822 01:17:52,880 --> 01:17:58,800 The lesson topic and goal is the same as last week. 823 01:18:03,040 --> 01:18:05,000 An old joke... 824 01:18:05,520 --> 01:18:08,800 Okay, B�e�ka, to the blackboard. 825 01:18:12,320 --> 01:18:18,320 Dolphins are smarter than many people but you're no dolphin. 826 01:18:18,480 --> 01:18:24,000 The joke will soon be on you... Well, start describing. 827 01:18:25,240 --> 01:18:28,720 Start with what you know best. 828 01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:32,960 This is... 829 01:18:33,120 --> 01:18:37,560 Don't tell me you've never seen one before. 830 01:18:37,720 --> 01:18:41,400 That's... that's that... 831 01:18:41,600 --> 01:18:45,240 I'll wait till I learn something. 832 01:18:45,275 --> 01:18:47,520 That, like, the... 833 01:18:47,555 --> 01:18:49,280 Dick. 834 01:18:49,680 --> 01:18:52,080 Very funny. 835 01:18:52,320 --> 01:18:58,280 - That's the sexual organ. - Right, and it comprises... 836 01:19:01,360 --> 01:19:04,640 Scrotum! Testicles! Glans! 837 01:19:05,200 --> 01:19:08,720 Urethra! Corpus cavernosum! 838 01:19:10,960 --> 01:19:13,480 Quiet in the class! 839 01:19:15,760 --> 01:19:21,920 You can scrawl vulgar symbols but you know nothing about them. 840 01:19:22,960 --> 01:19:27,880 Surprise me now by outlining the female sexual organs. 841 01:19:29,760 --> 01:19:33,040 I'd be happy to, comrade, 842 01:19:33,600 --> 01:19:36,760 but I don't have any chalk. 843 01:19:39,040 --> 01:19:40,800 'F'. 844 01:19:41,520 --> 01:19:46,720 I was on border duty with Brita, my pureblood German shepherd. 845 01:19:47,600 --> 01:19:50,800 All of a sudden I notice Brita's caught the scent! 846 01:19:50,835 --> 01:19:53,405 So I, like, set her loose, 847 01:19:53,440 --> 01:19:56,760 and after about three miles we got to some clearing, 848 01:19:56,795 --> 01:19:58,925 some really weird place, right. 849 01:19:58,960 --> 01:20:02,205 So I'm kind of casually, peripherally looking around... 850 01:20:02,240 --> 01:20:06,160 All of a sudden, peripherally, a watch flashes in the bushes. 851 01:20:06,280 --> 01:20:09,485 You know, like, some guy, a border jumper! 852 01:20:09,520 --> 01:20:13,640 The kind that ain't got nothing to lose; who'll do you ein zwei! 853 01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:17,400 Brita sees him and starts barking... 854 01:20:17,600 --> 01:20:19,340 And guys... 855 01:20:19,375 --> 01:20:21,080 Oh, man... 856 01:20:21,280 --> 01:20:25,640 I had my Scorpion but, like, the guy was quicker. 857 01:20:26,160 --> 01:20:28,600 Brita got it. 858 01:20:30,720 --> 01:20:35,640 - What about the guy? - Clean shots. Here and here. 859 01:20:36,880 --> 01:20:40,600 If I'd had a G8, man, he'd be the headless horseman. 860 01:20:41,600 --> 01:20:45,480 You know me, man; nothing really gets me. 861 01:20:45,920 --> 01:20:49,005 But, guys, I cried like a baby. 862 01:20:49,040 --> 01:20:55,160 I just held Brita and was just, like, crying. I ain't ashamed. 863 01:20:56,640 --> 01:21:00,880 Then all of a sudden there's a chopper right above me. 864 01:21:01,040 --> 01:21:04,160 And who, like, runs over? 865 01:21:04,480 --> 01:21:08,000 Commander of the western army sector, Colonel Sochor. 866 01:21:08,035 --> 01:21:11,520 And he's, like: L��a, what the hell? Are you okay? 867 01:21:12,760 --> 01:21:15,685 I said nothing since I was so wasted about Brita. 868 01:21:15,720 --> 01:21:19,760 Then he saw Brita - he liked Brita and me best, right. 869 01:21:19,920 --> 01:21:23,200 Then he says through his teeth: Where's the swine!? 870 01:21:23,235 --> 01:21:26,240 Man, then the jumper starts whining that, 871 01:21:26,275 --> 01:21:28,605 like, my dog attacked him, man. 872 01:21:28,640 --> 01:21:34,600 Man, that really pissed me off. Totally calm, I lay Brita down, 873 01:21:35,240 --> 01:21:38,800 and land him a 'twisty fifty' right between the eyes. 874 01:21:38,835 --> 01:21:42,440 That's a punch that ends with a twist. 875 01:21:42,640 --> 01:21:46,000 It's called 'fifty' because it's fifty-fifty: 876 01:21:46,035 --> 01:21:49,360 Either you survive or you never get up again. 877 01:21:49,520 --> 01:21:55,440 - Wasn't he already dead? - You saying I'm talking shit? 878 01:21:55,475 --> 01:21:57,765 No, but you said... 879 01:21:57,800 --> 01:22:01,560 Shut up when I'm talking about Brita! 880 01:22:03,240 --> 01:22:06,840 Man, you're dorks, man! Making an ass of me! 881 01:22:07,520 --> 01:22:12,440 No more military secrets, man! You're dorks, man... 882 01:22:12,760 --> 01:22:15,880 - There's a policeman. - A cop! 883 01:22:27,920 --> 01:22:29,680 Good day... 884 01:22:31,040 --> 01:22:32,680 Good day. 885 01:22:36,200 --> 01:22:39,420 What are you drinking? Have a beer. 886 01:22:39,455 --> 01:22:42,605 - No, thanks. - No thanks what? 887 01:22:42,640 --> 01:22:46,820 - I can't. - Why not? - I hit a policeman. 888 01:22:46,855 --> 01:22:51,000 Come on, L��a, that's a bit rich even for you. 889 01:22:51,440 --> 01:22:54,400 I'm not lying... Bro? 890 01:22:54,560 --> 01:23:00,240 It's true! We were doing, like, about 70 or 80. 891 01:23:00,480 --> 01:23:05,240 Around a curve there was a cop and L��a's eyes, like, popped. 892 01:23:05,275 --> 01:23:08,045 At that speed it's hard to tell what rank a cop is... 893 01:23:08,080 --> 01:23:11,240 So we slam into him, and it ain't like nailing a pigeon... 894 01:23:11,275 --> 01:23:15,640 The car was totally for shit, front window gone, 895 01:23:15,800 --> 01:23:18,765 the cop was for shit; I mean really, 896 01:23:18,800 --> 01:23:22,880 his head was in the ditch and, like, no way to identify him. 897 01:23:23,040 --> 01:23:27,680 So we packed up and left. Ain't that right, bro? 898 01:23:30,240 --> 01:23:32,200 L��a... 899 01:23:35,520 --> 01:23:39,565 What's going on here? I'm principal! Who ordered... 900 01:23:39,600 --> 01:23:46,560 The inspection commission did. This is the comrade deputy... 901 01:23:46,595 --> 01:23:49,085 - And it's by my order... - Honor! Honor! 902 01:23:49,120 --> 01:23:53,760 If it's for safety reasons... I said stop immediately! 903 01:23:53,795 --> 01:23:56,245 There's wires there... 904 01:23:56,280 --> 01:23:59,565 Ruin it without the artist's okay? 905 01:23:59,600 --> 01:24:02,880 - My signature's on the order. - But my signature is... 906 01:24:02,915 --> 01:24:05,725 For safety reasons, the wires... 907 01:24:05,760 --> 01:24:08,640 Make sure they're gone when I get back... 908 01:24:16,480 --> 01:24:19,000 Hi, is Bed�ich here? 909 01:24:21,440 --> 01:24:23,040 Hi. 910 01:24:32,400 --> 01:24:36,200 The roof was leaking and I said to fix it but no one did. 911 01:24:36,235 --> 01:24:40,000 But they're in the wires, in the wall with the mosaic. 912 01:24:40,035 --> 01:24:43,840 They're beating apart the spring motif you made. 913 01:24:44,080 --> 01:24:49,000 They're at it now and you know what they're going to find. 914 01:24:49,035 --> 01:24:53,920 - Our message to the future. - Exactly! Where'd you put it? 915 01:24:53,955 --> 01:24:58,480 I don't know where I stuck it. We were all drunk... 916 01:24:58,515 --> 01:25:01,725 You're drunk now too, so tell me where! 917 01:25:01,760 --> 01:25:06,120 You've got to, or it's over. We all signed it. F�bera... 918 01:25:06,155 --> 01:25:10,480 - F�bera didn't. He came late. - Lucky him, but we did. 919 01:25:10,515 --> 01:25:13,205 The result: My days as principal are over. 920 01:25:13,240 --> 01:25:17,180 Some will be glad, that cow of a vice principal delighted. 921 01:25:17,215 --> 01:25:21,120 Rybalko gone; your driver's and fishing licenses are history. 922 01:25:21,155 --> 01:25:24,685 Magda will be fired and have to work for some dolt. 923 01:25:24,720 --> 01:25:29,120 Luckily Pavla's in school but Honza'll be a gardener at best. 924 01:25:29,155 --> 01:25:32,525 Play the hero once and you make a mess of it. 925 01:25:32,560 --> 01:25:37,600 Just tell me where you hide the message for the future. 926 01:25:37,635 --> 01:25:42,640 - Screw the future! - Screw it, huh? You don't care? 927 01:25:42,675 --> 01:25:44,480 Anything wrong? 928 01:25:45,720 --> 01:25:50,040 Nothing. Go and play. Run along. 929 01:25:53,280 --> 01:25:56,680 Okay, I'll change and we'll go get it. 930 01:26:34,080 --> 01:26:37,800 - Going home? - No, to the studio. 931 01:26:38,000 --> 01:26:41,600 I'll drive you and say hello to Rybalko. 932 01:26:41,800 --> 01:26:44,160 I'll walk. Bye. 933 01:27:51,360 --> 01:27:55,640 I don't know who she got her talent from... 934 01:27:56,240 --> 01:28:00,600 You'll never let up... M�la's got talent to burn. 935 01:28:01,600 --> 01:28:05,160 - Doesn't she get in the way? - No, she's always welcome. 936 01:28:07,240 --> 01:28:10,720 I hope you don't train her in pupendo, you dog. 937 01:28:10,755 --> 01:28:14,640 You think I'm a pedophile? 938 01:28:14,880 --> 01:28:18,320 I wasn't much older when you plied me 939 01:28:18,355 --> 01:28:21,800 with current and herb wine. 940 01:28:22,200 --> 01:28:26,120 But I was a lot younger. Anyway... 941 01:28:28,160 --> 01:28:31,720 What could you do? She's of age. 942 01:28:31,840 --> 01:28:34,680 Scratch your eyes out. 943 01:28:35,520 --> 01:28:39,040 She's not as innocent as you think. 944 01:28:39,800 --> 01:28:45,320 - This one's new: "I awake... " - "I awake in fear... " 945 01:28:47,000 --> 01:28:52,400 - "... the formless dump of time. " - Hey, they're just kid's poems. 946 01:28:52,435 --> 01:28:57,120 - "Your wings sleep like angels. " - She's fallen in love. 947 01:28:57,155 --> 01:28:59,880 Oh, my God. Who with? 948 01:29:00,640 --> 01:29:04,400 She'll eventually find some schoolmate... 949 01:29:07,000 --> 01:29:10,360 - with current wine. - I didn't want to. 950 01:29:10,560 --> 01:29:13,040 I've got a lot more. 951 01:29:18,480 --> 01:29:22,320 Relax. You know what I think of poetry. 952 01:29:23,440 --> 01:29:27,280 "Rainbow marble lost in the sand... " 953 01:29:27,560 --> 01:29:33,680 - Damn... It's so sweet. - I just skimmed over them. 954 01:29:34,120 --> 01:29:38,240 - You didn't even read them? - Come on, I want to teach her. 955 01:29:39,240 --> 01:29:44,400 - I don't care about the rest. - I'd be ashamed to say that. 956 01:29:46,640 --> 01:29:51,045 - But not to read her letters? - She's my daughter. 957 01:29:51,080 --> 01:29:55,880 - She kissed this one all over. - Yeah, it looks drooled on. 958 01:29:55,915 --> 01:29:58,880 - How's she supposed to learn? - Okay! 959 01:29:59,560 --> 01:30:01,440 So show me... 960 01:30:05,520 --> 01:30:10,125 Hey, don't go grabbing at it! Watch your manners. 961 01:30:10,160 --> 01:30:14,940 The coat looks a bit thrown together. It needs some work. 962 01:30:14,975 --> 01:30:19,720 - And what about the drapery? - Just stop touching it. 963 01:30:20,160 --> 01:30:24,200 - I'll help you with the suit... - Dammit, get your hands off it! 964 01:30:24,235 --> 01:30:27,880 - Can't I give an opinion? - Watch your manners. 965 01:30:28,080 --> 01:30:31,920 - Come down! - It's really good. Thanks. 966 01:30:32,880 --> 01:30:36,800 - Can I ask a favor? - You want Lenin? 967 01:30:37,360 --> 01:30:40,640 - Do you have hot water? - Sure, help yourself. 968 01:30:57,320 --> 01:31:01,880 - What are you doing? - Our hot water's not working. 969 01:31:05,600 --> 01:31:08,160 Hey, I've decided to forget about it. 970 01:31:08,195 --> 01:31:10,080 I can't hear you. 971 01:31:10,320 --> 01:31:14,440 - I'm not finishing the statue. - But it's already done. 972 01:31:14,560 --> 01:31:19,640 Well, I just won't turn it in. He looks like Vlasov anyway. 973 01:31:21,560 --> 01:31:26,260 - What this crap? Is this a joke? - Screw all of you! 974 01:31:26,295 --> 01:31:30,960 No! I'm not giving it to you, to you or your Union! 975 01:31:31,640 --> 01:31:36,040 I need no one making a fool of me. I feel like a bastard. 976 01:31:37,720 --> 01:31:43,080 What do you mean screw us? You really are a bastard. 977 01:31:43,560 --> 01:31:47,420 I make the calls to get you the commission. 978 01:31:47,455 --> 01:31:51,280 - I prostitute my name... - Tell me about it... 979 01:31:51,315 --> 01:31:54,005 Know how many butts I had to lick? 980 01:31:54,040 --> 01:31:58,680 How many monsters and drunken losers like you? 981 01:31:58,960 --> 01:32:04,080 Just nostalgia... I'm such an ass... All for memories. 982 01:32:04,560 --> 01:32:10,720 Know what? Get this straight: Uncle here isn't yours. 983 01:32:11,000 --> 01:32:14,680 It belongs to me and the Union that ordered it. 984 01:32:14,715 --> 01:32:17,205 Oh, no, that's my statue. 985 01:32:17,240 --> 01:32:20,960 Dammit, this isn't a nudist beach; get something on. 986 01:32:30,520 --> 01:32:35,440 That's just fine, kiddo. No reason to talk about it. 987 01:32:35,600 --> 01:32:39,800 We'll toast the old guy and I'll just come get him, 988 01:32:40,040 --> 01:32:45,240 because Comrade Marshal Rybalko Square is one big blank. 989 01:32:47,520 --> 01:32:50,000 - What's wrong? - What? 990 01:32:50,560 --> 01:32:54,160 That's my question. Who've you got in there? 991 01:32:54,195 --> 01:32:57,760 - Are you crazy? - I can see it in your face. 992 01:32:58,640 --> 01:33:03,520 You think it's the secret police? Come on out, comrades! 993 01:33:04,320 --> 01:33:08,520 The comrade here's determined to burn you at the stake. 994 01:33:08,680 --> 01:33:11,565 Stay there; you're surrounded! 995 01:33:11,600 --> 01:33:15,880 Okay, okay, I'll give you the statue. 996 01:33:17,160 --> 01:33:21,000 The Union will be happy... Don't be hysterical! 997 01:33:27,200 --> 01:33:29,520 Did you forget something? 998 01:33:36,600 --> 01:33:39,280 I envy you. 999 01:33:45,280 --> 01:33:48,200 I'll find my way. 1000 01:33:56,960 --> 01:34:00,000 Of course I read them, Pavla. 1001 01:34:00,640 --> 01:34:05,340 But don't have illusions about me. I'm just a mummy 1002 01:34:05,375 --> 01:34:10,040 who embalms himself with drink so he won't lose it. 1003 01:34:11,000 --> 01:34:13,160 A coward... 1004 01:34:15,240 --> 01:34:17,320 A depressed coward. 1005 01:37:05,440 --> 01:37:08,820 Tomorrow evening, Voice of America we'll once again 1006 01:37:08,855 --> 01:37:12,165 look at Czechoslovakia's unofficial cultural scene. 1007 01:37:12,200 --> 01:37:16,800 We'll read from Prof. F�bera's essay on sculptor Bed�ich M�ra. 1008 01:37:16,835 --> 01:37:21,400 The in-depth essay was published in Sculpture magazine last week. 1009 01:37:28,880 --> 01:37:31,325 Prague sculptor Bed�ich M�ra 1010 01:37:31,360 --> 01:37:34,840 is an artist the regime chased into an existential trap. 1011 01:37:35,480 --> 01:37:39,320 M�ra's promising career, which began in the sixties 1012 01:37:39,440 --> 01:37:41,925 with exhibitions in Goteborg, Salzburg, 1013 01:37:41,960 --> 01:37:45,480 and his last in Madrid in 1970, is now fading. 1014 01:37:46,000 --> 01:37:50,920 This talent of a generation found himself completely outside 1015 01:37:50,955 --> 01:37:54,817 the official mainstream, unable to exhibit his work. 1016 01:37:54,852 --> 01:37:58,680 Bureaucratic power puts conformists on a pedestal, 1017 01:37:59,000 --> 01:38:03,400 while the best find themselves at the very bottom. 1018 01:38:03,720 --> 01:38:07,920 Of course we cannot generalize; There are shinning exceptions. 1019 01:38:07,955 --> 01:38:13,040 For example, art historian Dr. Magdalena B�e�kov�. 1020 01:38:13,440 --> 01:38:18,880 She and those like her try to destroy the system from within. 1021 01:38:19,040 --> 01:38:22,640 With skillful diplomacy they try to lobby for discarded artists 1022 01:38:22,675 --> 01:38:26,280 within the ossified structures of artistic unions 1023 01:38:26,315 --> 01:38:29,285 and various Party selection committees. 1024 01:38:29,320 --> 01:38:34,440 In Dr. B�e�kov� words, if former plasterers and cobblers, 1025 01:38:34,475 --> 01:38:38,085 with their fake academic titles, 1026 01:38:38,120 --> 01:38:42,200 persist in assessing artistic quality, nothing will change. 1027 01:38:59,000 --> 01:39:01,480 Lock the door please, Alena. 1028 01:39:01,640 --> 01:39:04,320 Why should she lock it? 1029 01:39:04,440 --> 01:39:06,320 Don't lock it. 1030 01:39:06,520 --> 01:39:09,085 Come, on! Relax. 1031 01:39:09,120 --> 01:39:12,765 Hey, I'm as cool as a cucumber. I've just got one question. 1032 01:39:12,800 --> 01:39:17,920 - Was he trying to get revenge? - No, no, he wanted to help out. 1033 01:39:17,955 --> 01:39:21,017 Then he's an idiot. How could it help? 1034 01:39:21,052 --> 01:39:24,045 He didn't write it for Voice of America, 1035 01:39:24,080 --> 01:39:29,400 but for a specialized journal. It's not his fault it was found. 1036 01:39:29,520 --> 01:39:32,660 But the tone, the diction, the quotations! 1037 01:39:32,695 --> 01:39:35,800 Can you control what others write about you? 1038 01:39:35,835 --> 01:39:38,005 You know that we're washed up? 1039 01:39:38,040 --> 01:39:42,680 - Who asked him for this? - I didn't ask him for anything. 1040 01:39:42,715 --> 01:39:47,320 - Why did he have to name me? - As an expression of thanks. 1041 01:39:48,040 --> 01:39:51,460 An eager idiot is worse than a class enemy. 1042 01:39:51,495 --> 01:39:54,880 Thanks a lot. Where'd you find the psycho? 1043 01:39:54,915 --> 01:39:57,045 He foisted himself on me. 1044 01:39:57,080 --> 01:40:00,200 Hold on there; you brought him home. 1045 01:40:00,400 --> 01:40:04,725 But who fed him? Who dressed him in my sweaters? 1046 01:40:04,760 --> 01:40:09,120 You awoke a pathological need in him to return the favor. 1047 01:40:10,040 --> 01:40:14,000 So I'm responsible for who you pal around with? 1048 01:40:14,840 --> 01:40:21,280 My love, if you'd stop bringing on the existential oppression 1049 01:40:21,760 --> 01:40:25,560 I wouldn't have to force myself on anyone. 1050 01:40:26,160 --> 01:40:29,880 What's the worst they could do? Pack up Rybalko in mothballs? 1051 01:40:29,915 --> 01:40:33,600 At least the kids won't be embarrassed when they walk by. 1052 01:40:33,635 --> 01:40:36,885 Hold on, he just might be our ticket out. 1053 01:40:36,920 --> 01:40:40,440 What do you mean mothballs? What about the kids? 1054 01:40:41,080 --> 01:40:44,005 Know how much work I put into that statue? Are you nuts? 1055 01:40:44,040 --> 01:40:48,760 We can forget vacation. I'll put salt in the bath and pretend! 1056 01:40:48,880 --> 01:40:52,565 I'm glad you've figured out how to 'preserve' things: 1057 01:40:52,600 --> 01:40:55,800 You pack the statue in mothballs and pickle yourself in alcohol, 1058 01:40:55,835 --> 01:40:59,440 you'll soak in brine, and they're going to put us on ice. 1059 01:40:59,475 --> 01:41:02,045 - Afraid of your own shadow? - Speaking of shadows, 1060 01:41:02,080 --> 01:41:06,480 you've made sure our kids will never see the light of day? 1061 01:41:07,520 --> 01:41:12,560 That's just how it works. They go after your kids. 1062 01:41:13,200 --> 01:41:17,760 - You and your phony altruism. - What phony altruism? 1063 01:41:18,600 --> 01:41:22,240 Who was the scraggy specter who floated past the gallery 1064 01:41:22,275 --> 01:41:26,120 - like a silent reproach? - What is this crap? 1065 01:41:26,840 --> 01:41:31,000 I didn't want to come in! There's a difference, man! 1066 01:41:31,640 --> 01:41:36,400 - Scraggy specter! I was happy. - Why were you there? 1067 01:41:36,435 --> 01:41:39,537 I was happy not to be inside with you! 1068 01:41:39,572 --> 01:41:42,640 And your presence demonstrated that? 1069 01:41:42,920 --> 01:41:45,880 - Hypocrite. - I can still hear you: 1070 01:41:45,915 --> 01:41:48,805 Did you see Bed�ich? He's so alone. 1071 01:41:48,840 --> 01:41:52,940 How underfed he looks. Oh, what can I do for him? 1072 01:41:52,975 --> 01:41:57,005 But you were content! He didn't even ask for help! 1073 01:41:57,040 --> 01:42:01,200 - When'd you drop your defenses? - So kill me for helping him! 1074 01:42:01,235 --> 01:42:05,125 Who can help us now? These two? This is how it'll be: 1075 01:42:05,160 --> 01:42:09,400 Comrades, can the husband of a woman lauded by the imperialists 1076 01:42:09,435 --> 01:42:13,240 be a principal? Be involved with children? Hardly! 1077 01:42:13,720 --> 01:42:16,925 Show good faith by divorcing me. 1078 01:42:16,960 --> 01:42:20,520 You make a scene now, for them, but the truth is you really hope 1079 01:42:20,555 --> 01:42:24,080 I'll lick someone's ass. But after what's happened, my dear, 1080 01:42:24,115 --> 01:42:27,960 my choice of butts is few and far between. 1081 01:42:28,120 --> 01:42:31,720 - Go change your diapers. - Quiet! 1082 01:42:31,920 --> 01:42:36,380 - Butts all around are clenching. - I'm glad you're having fun. 1083 01:42:36,415 --> 01:42:40,840 You've gotten me into this and I can't get out. I admit it. 1084 01:42:41,160 --> 01:42:45,920 Sorry to interrupt, but I just want to get something straight. 1085 01:42:48,360 --> 01:42:53,120 You were the ones who got Bed�ich into this mess. 1086 01:42:53,400 --> 01:42:55,085 What mess? 1087 01:42:55,120 --> 01:42:59,640 Spring motifs, the dickhead behind me... 1088 01:42:59,920 --> 01:43:05,440 - What? - You mean the general? - Yes. - We call him dickhead. 1089 01:43:06,520 --> 01:43:09,565 You found a commission for some fine folk. 1090 01:43:09,600 --> 01:43:13,640 Bed�ich could have been selling his banks in peace 1091 01:43:13,800 --> 01:43:17,205 and not gotten messed up with you. 1092 01:43:17,240 --> 01:43:22,200 Dammit, Alena, be fair. They tried to help me. 1093 01:43:22,360 --> 01:43:27,520 That's rich! Hear what she said! Listen, Bed�ich and F�bera, 1094 01:43:27,555 --> 01:43:30,897 that bearer of good tidings, came crawling to me! 1095 01:43:30,932 --> 01:43:34,205 You're saying you didn't ask me for anything? 1096 01:43:34,240 --> 01:43:39,120 Who bombarded me with calls? Who brought up the old days? 1097 01:43:39,155 --> 01:43:42,440 Guess who was promised the mosaic? Krutner! 1098 01:43:42,600 --> 01:43:46,605 - The Party pig? - Who kept saying: 1099 01:43:46,640 --> 01:43:51,840 M�ra's got to work? Who begged me for any commission? 1100 01:43:51,875 --> 01:43:55,160 - Don't piss me off! I begged?! - Yeah. 1101 01:43:55,280 --> 01:43:58,245 No, you're too sophisticated, you hypocrite! 1102 01:43:58,280 --> 01:44:03,560 You had an efficient intermediary: Prof. Trashcan. 1103 01:44:03,595 --> 01:44:06,280 Surprisingly efficient. 1104 01:44:06,400 --> 01:44:10,400 Where'd all the sudden pity come from, Magda? 1105 01:44:10,760 --> 01:44:12,885 Old times' sake? 1106 01:44:12,920 --> 01:44:16,840 Maybe I couldn't stand seeing his name on those eared asses. 1107 01:44:16,875 --> 01:44:19,805 Better that, than one between my shoulders. 1108 01:44:19,840 --> 01:44:24,120 - And if it earns a bit, why not? - Come on, guys... 1109 01:44:24,155 --> 01:44:28,040 We all have different standards of taste. 1110 01:44:30,800 --> 01:44:33,920 At least I never slept with M�la. 1111 01:44:34,920 --> 01:44:38,525 Goddamn, Alena, why dredge up ancient history? 1112 01:44:38,560 --> 01:44:45,480 That was really in bad taste. And it does nothing to help. 1113 01:44:48,760 --> 01:44:52,405 I'm shaking here, terrified. 1114 01:44:52,440 --> 01:44:56,480 I have goose bumps as big as jelly beans. 1115 01:44:57,440 --> 01:45:01,240 But what could possibly happen? Look at yourselves! 1116 01:45:01,400 --> 01:45:04,445 Look what they've done to us. 1117 01:45:04,480 --> 01:45:08,840 Nothing's happened yet but we're so eager to shit out pants! 1118 01:45:08,875 --> 01:45:13,200 This is how they want it! They can congratulate themselves! 1119 01:45:13,235 --> 01:45:15,000 She's right. 1120 01:45:15,200 --> 01:45:18,405 The lot of us makes me sick. 1121 01:45:18,440 --> 01:45:23,320 - Me too? - All of us. - You know what can happen? 1122 01:45:23,520 --> 01:45:28,080 - No, what? - We have to get the jump on them 1123 01:45:29,040 --> 01:45:35,120 List all the Communists and cops whose kids you teach. 1124 01:45:35,280 --> 01:45:37,920 Finally, a rational approach. 1125 01:45:38,320 --> 01:45:42,600 - In case some kids are failing? - What planet are you on? 1126 01:45:42,635 --> 01:45:45,317 Ever heard of any of their kind failing? 1127 01:45:45,352 --> 01:45:48,000 Maybe one's hovering between a C and D. 1128 01:45:48,080 --> 01:45:53,320 You're nuts. You really think they want to crucify us? 1129 01:45:54,000 --> 01:45:59,320 This isn't about you. You'll keep grunting out those banks. 1130 01:45:59,720 --> 01:46:03,400 Maybe you're even flattered to hear your name on the radio. 1131 01:46:03,960 --> 01:46:07,005 Say hello to your son, Mat�j, for me. 1132 01:46:07,040 --> 01:46:10,160 Tell him comrade principal did all he could 1133 01:46:10,320 --> 01:46:13,160 so he could go to a normal school, 1134 01:46:13,320 --> 01:46:16,285 but then his father, in a stupor, 1135 01:46:16,320 --> 01:46:19,680 cried on the shoulder of some psycho graphomaniac. 1136 01:46:19,715 --> 01:46:24,400 Okay, that's enough. It's pointless. 1137 01:46:24,600 --> 01:46:29,160 Maybe no one will even notice. Maybe it'll just go away. 1138 01:46:29,680 --> 01:46:35,240 If not, who can prove anything? It was all F�bera's initiative. 1139 01:46:35,275 --> 01:46:38,920 Who else's? I've never seen him in my life. 1140 01:46:39,200 --> 01:46:43,045 - What was the name? - Prof. F�bera? - Who's he? 1141 01:46:43,080 --> 01:46:47,200 - Where did they read our names? - I never listen to it. - Yuck! 1142 01:46:47,235 --> 01:46:52,480 First of all, we've got to get our stories straight... 1143 01:46:52,720 --> 01:47:00,280 I'd relax. No one even listens to that art gibberish. 1144 01:47:00,800 --> 01:47:03,960 But to the station, yes! 1145 01:47:08,200 --> 01:47:12,120 Come and get the stuff tomorrow. And I was never even here. 1146 01:47:12,155 --> 01:47:16,040 I never got anything from you, I don't want any trouble. 1147 01:47:16,480 --> 01:47:19,280 Oh, and return the deposit. 1148 01:47:20,640 --> 01:47:25,080 And stick those asses up you ass, Mr. Artist! 1149 01:47:26,400 --> 01:47:27,840 Excuse me... 1150 01:47:31,600 --> 01:47:35,280 We go to the same place in Yugoslavia every year. 1151 01:47:35,315 --> 01:47:39,840 Suddenly they think we want to emigrate? 1152 01:47:42,320 --> 01:47:46,140 Can you explain why you won't give us exit visas? 1153 01:47:46,175 --> 01:47:49,960 Where would you go? Your name travels for you. 1154 01:47:59,120 --> 01:48:00,160 Hello. 1155 01:48:00,280 --> 01:48:01,640 Thanks! 1156 01:48:23,640 --> 01:48:28,400 Ursula Konig is president of the Kafka Foundation in West Berlin. 1157 01:48:28,640 --> 01:48:32,400 She's interested in a statue of Franz Kafka for the foundation. 1158 01:48:33,120 --> 01:48:36,520 Did you see anything you liked, Frau Konig? 1159 01:48:46,760 --> 01:48:49,680 Unfortunately, nothing suitable. 1160 01:48:49,880 --> 01:48:53,160 We have a concrete idea of what we want. 1161 01:49:06,440 --> 01:49:12,120 Prof. F�bera, correspondent for Sculpture magazine, 1162 01:49:12,640 --> 01:49:16,405 sent us a parcel with pictures 1163 01:49:16,440 --> 01:49:19,240 of works by a sculptor named M�ra. 1164 01:49:19,275 --> 01:49:21,600 Bed�ich M�ra? 1165 01:49:22,720 --> 01:49:24,880 I don't know him, 1166 01:49:25,240 --> 01:49:30,840 but anyway I think he's not part of the Union, is he? 1167 01:49:31,720 --> 01:49:34,880 That's a great pity, director. 1168 01:49:42,960 --> 01:49:45,400 ...Thanks for waiting. 1169 01:49:45,840 --> 01:49:49,280 I owe you an explanation. I'm sorry; of course we know... 1170 01:49:50,400 --> 01:49:55,640 Hey, Pavla, I think we should talk, you know. 1171 01:49:56,000 --> 01:49:58,360 Openly... about us. 1172 01:50:00,560 --> 01:50:05,320 Like, not really about what used to be... 1173 01:50:05,520 --> 01:50:08,240 But somehow openly now... 1174 01:50:09,240 --> 01:50:13,240 I think we should iron things out. 1175 01:50:15,640 --> 01:50:19,600 Hey, I know some things are still wrong... 1176 01:50:19,635 --> 01:50:23,080 Yeah, even on my side. 1177 01:50:23,200 --> 01:50:27,160 But I can let it all go. 1178 01:50:27,920 --> 01:50:29,805 I can... 1179 01:50:29,840 --> 01:50:33,880 I'm really not trying to blame you for anything. 1180 01:50:34,840 --> 01:50:40,280 Remember that time we took off and climbed up on that roof? 1181 01:50:40,400 --> 01:50:43,160 And how they almost caught us? 1182 01:50:43,800 --> 01:50:47,640 How we made a promise then... 1183 01:50:50,600 --> 01:50:52,360 Bed�ich? 1184 01:50:52,680 --> 01:50:55,605 Oh, Pavla, is Mr. M�ra here? 1185 01:50:55,640 --> 01:50:58,600 Mr. M�ra and Prof. F�bera are fishing. 1186 01:50:58,635 --> 01:51:01,120 That's okay, come on in. 1187 01:51:06,720 --> 01:51:08,600 Seifert... 1188 01:51:10,040 --> 01:51:11,960 Vl��il... 1189 01:51:15,920 --> 01:51:21,000 This is just a fraction of his work of the past 15 years. 1190 01:51:21,035 --> 01:51:24,960 Some is in private collections, some in galleries, 1191 01:51:25,240 --> 01:51:27,720 depositories... 1192 01:51:28,640 --> 01:51:31,560 the National Gallery... 1193 01:51:32,160 --> 01:51:33,800 Excuse me? 1194 01:51:35,360 --> 01:51:36,720 What? 1195 01:51:46,200 --> 01:51:47,725 This is... 1196 01:51:47,760 --> 01:51:50,080 Those are mine, mom. 1197 01:51:50,480 --> 01:51:54,520 These are hers... My daughter... Her friend... 1198 01:51:57,000 --> 01:51:59,560 School bric-a-brac... 1199 01:51:59,720 --> 01:52:04,720 You know what might suit your purpose? 1200 01:52:04,960 --> 01:52:08,880 Two recent works, these two here... 1201 01:52:08,915 --> 01:52:11,240 Yes, that's it. 1202 01:52:11,360 --> 01:52:13,040 Excuse me? 1203 01:52:13,600 --> 01:52:15,680 They're excellent. 1204 01:52:15,715 --> 01:52:17,480 Aren't they? 1205 01:52:21,320 --> 01:52:25,080 - I'll bring you the �ern�. - That'd be nice of you. 1206 01:52:26,760 --> 01:52:28,525 Not a bite. 1207 01:52:28,560 --> 01:52:32,920 Thank God. This is Mrs. Konig from West Berlin. 1208 01:52:33,320 --> 01:52:37,400 - This is our Alois. - F�bera. - You're Prof. F�bera? 1209 01:52:39,680 --> 01:52:43,400 - M�ra. - Good afternoon. - An uncommon pleasure, sir. 1210 01:52:44,200 --> 01:52:46,920 Mrs. Konig from Berlin. 1211 01:52:47,080 --> 01:52:49,520 Please to meet you... 1212 01:52:50,520 --> 01:52:56,160 Something to drink? Come... Come Alois... 1213 01:52:56,920 --> 01:53:00,320 These are great. You made them? 1214 01:53:01,160 --> 01:53:04,160 Can I have one as a souvenir? 1215 01:53:05,160 --> 01:53:06,640 It's a butt... 1216 01:53:34,520 --> 01:53:36,120 Vlasti�ka... 1217 01:53:38,400 --> 01:53:40,845 Vlasti�ka, don't drink so much. 1218 01:53:40,880 --> 01:53:44,840 Alois, what's with you... all of a sudden? 1219 01:53:51,280 --> 01:53:53,920 Pour the Bordeaux, bagpiper! 1220 01:53:54,320 --> 01:53:58,440 Bordeaux? Warm or cold? 1221 01:53:59,320 --> 01:54:01,920 Whatever... 1222 01:54:26,000 --> 01:54:32,400 I wouldn't forbid the job since we can tax him nicely later. 1223 01:54:32,560 --> 01:54:36,560 It's in our interest... But the trip abroad? 1224 01:54:36,595 --> 01:54:39,377 I'd never recommend it. 1225 01:54:39,412 --> 01:54:42,160 So, that's settled. Honor! 1226 01:54:47,360 --> 01:54:52,680 It's no good, friend, forget the trip. 1227 01:54:53,680 --> 01:54:58,360 If it was only up to me you could stay there, but... 1228 01:54:59,440 --> 01:55:03,840 It not just up to me... There are others... 1229 01:55:06,280 --> 01:55:10,960 You know the one about the guy vomiting on Wenceslas Square? 1230 01:55:11,400 --> 01:55:15,360 Some clerk walks by him wearing a gray suit... 1231 01:55:15,800 --> 01:55:21,400 a striped tie, a briefcase, and the clerk says to him: 1232 01:55:22,080 --> 01:55:24,800 I couldn't agree with you more! 1233 01:56:06,320 --> 01:56:10,520 "The Balaton Lake, Hungary, in the off-season" 1234 01:57:05,320 --> 01:57:08,280 Hi. 1235 01:57:18,800 --> 01:57:20,760 Pavla! 1236 01:57:25,120 --> 01:57:27,400 Honza? 1237 01:57:33,800 --> 01:57:35,560 Mat�j! 1238 01:57:38,040 --> 01:57:40,120 Alena? 1239 01:57:43,720 --> 01:57:45,560 Boys! 1240 01:57:46,120 --> 01:57:49,880 Bed�ich! Stop this nonsense! 1241 01:57:50,960 --> 01:57:53,520 Where's Mat�j? 1242 01:57:53,680 --> 01:57:57,280 Bed�ich! Boys! 1243 01:57:58,760 --> 01:58:02,480 - It's not salty. - Of course it's not. 98242