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Wah-tah!
Huh!
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Huh!
Ya!
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And now...
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♪ Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda ♪
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♪ Doong, doong, doong, doong,
doong-bowng, doo-boom-boom ♪
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♪ Raised in a noodle shop ♪
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♪ Never seeking
glory or fame ♪
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♪ He climbed a mountaintop ♪
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♪ And earned
the dragon warrior name ♪
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Hoo!
Ah! Yah!
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♪ Kung Fu Panda ♪
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♪ Doong, da-doong, doong,
shu-gong, da-doong, doong ♪
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♪ Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom ♪
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♪ And master the skills
of bodacious and awesome ♪
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♪ Kung Fu Panda ♪
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♪ Doong, da-doong, doong-doong,
da-doong, da-da-doong ♪
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♪ He lives,
and he trains ♪
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♪ And he fights
with the furious five ♪
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♪ Protect the valley
somethin', somethin' ♪
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♪ Somethin',
somethin' alive ♪
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Ooh, ah, ooh!
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♪ Kung Fu Panda ♪
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♪ Legends of Awesomeness ♪
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Sweet.
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Panda, you're next.
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Ten seconds to get
to the other side unscathed.
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Whoosh!
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Ooh, ah, ooh.
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Uh, uh.
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Ha!
Catlike reflexes.
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Wah!
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Monkey!
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Uh!
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Ah!
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Guh.
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Two points for Monkey.
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Lights out, Po.
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Dyah.
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Ah...
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Choo!
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Ah!
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Ooh.
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- Ooh.
Oh.
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Oh.
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Get off me.
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Oh-ho-ho.
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- Po, five.
Monkey, four.
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You can't count that.
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Sure, I can.
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Shifu,
that was a point, right?
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- I don't care about your
childish score-keeping, Panda.
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- Huh.
- Ah!
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- Monkey, that was a deceitful,
underhanded attack.
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Good work.
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Ha.
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The point of sneak-attack training...
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is to do the unexpected.
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Doy!
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- What?
Ooh!
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- See?
Unexpected.
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Tigress,
you and Crane are next.
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Ah-ah-choo!
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Ah-ah-choo!
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Ah, ah, ah...
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Ah-choo!
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- Master Shifu,
can we take five
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So I can go sterilize my beak
with hot coals?
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- Uh-oh, I think
I caught Tigress' cold.
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I don't have...
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a cold.
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Hey, I got a cold too.
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I do not have a cold.
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Ah-choo!
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Thud!
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Not cool, man.
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- Friends love
the sneezy trick.
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I do not have a...
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cold.
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Wait.
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Maybe you don't.
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Aha.
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Hmm.
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I see.
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It's river fever.
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Ugh.
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- What's the big deal
about river fever?
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You get a little sneezy,
a little snoozy.
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I've personally barfed
a couple of times; true story.
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Then it's all over
the next day.
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We all had it as kids.
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I didn't.
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Oh, man.
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River fever's bad news
if you get it as an adult.
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You wind up like this.
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Is that a...
a pig?
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There's only one cure:
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Tea made
from the sacred sun orchid.
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- True.
The sun orchid is powerful.
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But getting one is dangerous.
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It used to grow here,
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But now it's only found
in one place,
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The valley
of the Scorpion.
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- No one's risking
their lives for me.
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I'll be fine.
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Fine?
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Look at the pig.
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Look at the pig!
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You may feel fine,
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but the muscle spasms
could start at any...
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Whack!
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Like that.
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Tigress, if you don't get
that orchid by sundown, you'll..
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What?
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I can't.
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What?
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- Well, first,
you'll never do Kung Fu again.
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I'd rather die.
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Yeah, that's second.
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Well, it looks like the dragon warrior's...
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gonna be picking up
that orchid deal.
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I'll get it.
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50 points says
I get there before you.
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This is no game.
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Few have ever returned
from the valley alive.
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And those few have come back
shambling zombies,
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Their minds destroyed
by the power of Scorpion sting.
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Long ago, Scorpion
was a celebrated healer,
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An expert
in medicinal plants.
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The soil
in the valley of peace
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was perfect
for her experimental flowers.
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But when she discovered
a hypnotic elixir
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and stung herself with it,
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it warped her body
and her mind.
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She used this new power
to control others.
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She assaulted the valley
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by turning villagers
into red-eyed drones.
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She nearly succeeded
in taking over,
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But Oogway
had two things she didn't have:
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The villagers' loyalty
and a shell.
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Oogway exiled Scorpion,
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but she stole the last
sun orchid that grew here.
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She has sworn eternal vengeance
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upon anyone
from the valley of peace,
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which is why
you need to be extremely...
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Po?
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In case you're wondering,
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I'll be getting
that orchid before you,
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'Cause I've got a secret weapon:
awesomeness.
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Not a chance.
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I'm faster than you
at everything...
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except eating.
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Oh, maybe we should've stuck
around and listened to Shifu.
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Man, he is such a worrier.
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It was just
"blah, blah, blah, danger,"
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"Blah, blah, blah,
certain death" kind of stuff.
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You know, he should cut back
on that green tea.
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I think it makes him
a little tense.
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Wow.
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That's a lot of skulls.
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You want to know something
interesting about skulls?
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You can't drink soup
out of them.
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Wow, that is interesting...
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to noone.
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Come on!
We got to get a move on.
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So pick up the pace!
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Me?
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You couldn't pick up the pace
with a shovel.
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- Oh, yeah?
Watch me fl...
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Thud!
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Uh...
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Uh, think anybody heard that?
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Think anybody
didn't hear that?
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Ooh, visitors from the valley of peace.
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I think I dislocated my forehead.
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It's that adorable Panda
dragon warrior they speak of.
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Uh, my brain's like a bag of pudding.
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Ha... Nothing new.
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Come on!
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Tigress needs
that orchid by sundown.
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Oh, they need my orchid.
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And I need to add something
to my collection of tchotchkes.
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His adorable Panda head
will fit right here...
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once I sever it
from his body.
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Ooh, yes, you come and get your
medicine for your lady friend.
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I've got it right here.
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You know what else
is interesting about skulls?
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They run faster than you.
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Ah, what I lack in... speed,
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I make up for...
in... stamina.
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Don't hurl.
Don't hurl.
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Monkey!
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I'm gonna...
catch you!
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Good luck, Po!
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Whoa!
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Ha!
Hmm!
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Hmm?
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Oh!
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Hy!
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Hmm...
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Ah!
Huh!
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Ya!
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Ah!
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Scorpion.
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You can't beat me.
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I already have.
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Wha... Guh.
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Poison.
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Not exactly.
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Oh, I could simply have poisoned
you and your Panda friend,
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But I'm a shut-in,
thanks to Oogway.
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And this is my only entertainment.
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It'll be so much more fun to watch...
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as you destroy
Shifu's little pet,
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the dragon warrior.
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No!
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Po, friend.
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You're only good to me
as long as you forget...
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that he is your friend.
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Forget my friend.
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And destroy him.
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And...
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destroy him.
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Destroy him.
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I must destroy the Panda.
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I must destroy Po!
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Monkey?
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Now, you don't get
any points for hiding.
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Must destroy Po.
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Wah!
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Are you
messing with my head?
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Ooh, a berry.
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Oh, man.
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It's a rock.
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Wait.
It's not a rock.
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Uh!
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It's... bird poop?
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Ew, ew!
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I just touched bird poop.
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Must destroy Po.
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It won't destroy me.
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It's just gross.
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Destroy Po.
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Shifu and I set up a sick ward.
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It's completely sanitary.
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Unlike my face.
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I don't need a sick ward.
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I'm fine.
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Ah!
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Muscle spasm.
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Perfectly normal.
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Don't touch me!
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Uh, we also took in some kids
with river fever.
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Hope you don't mind.
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Of course not.
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I love children.
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Uh!
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Whoop!
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Muscle spasm.
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Not that time.
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Hmm, to the left of the skull,
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which means
we go right at the...
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Thud!
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Hmm?
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What are you trying to do?
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Destroy Po.
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Are you...
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sneak-attack training?
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I don't know
if this is the best time,
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but okay.
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Watch your back,
'cause now it's my turn.
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Oh, ah, ah, ah!
274
00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:29,754
Po, ten.
Monkey, six.
275
00:11:32,792 --> 00:11:34,793
Destroy Po.
276
00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:35,794
Yah!
Ow!
277
00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:36,795
Ooh.
Ooh.
278
00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:38,129
Hah!
- Hah!
279
00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,931
Thud!
280
00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:43,334
Monkey?
281
00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:45,737
Monkey, Monkey,
Monkey, Monkey, Monkey!
282
00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:48,840
Are you messing
with my head?
283
00:11:48,842 --> 00:11:51,543
Destroy Po.
284
00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:55,146
Ah!
285
00:11:55,148 --> 00:11:56,648
Ha-ha!
286
00:11:58,618 --> 00:12:00,318
Wah!
287
00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:01,720
Huh!
Ooh!
288
00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:03,254
Ah!
Ooh!
289
00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:04,289
Uh!
Ooh!
290
00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:05,356
Ah!
291
00:12:05,358 --> 00:12:06,357
Yee-ah!
292
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:07,559
Oh, yeah!
293
00:12:07,561 --> 00:12:10,395
Po has taken
a commanding four-point lead.
294
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:13,364
What could
poor Monkey possibly...
295
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,500
doooooo!
296
00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:18,336
Oof.
297
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:22,407
Huh?
298
00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:24,876
Scorpion's lair.
299
00:12:27,213 --> 00:12:29,881
Destroy Po.
300
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:32,150
The orchid is in there!
301
00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:33,218
Cut it out, Monkey.
302
00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:35,053
We don't have time for that!
303
00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:37,055
Tigress needs our help.
304
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:46,097
Yoo-hoo!
305
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:49,601
So, uh, I'm hoping you like clowns.
306
00:12:51,538 --> 00:12:52,604
Oh.
307
00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:55,473
Then I'm hoping
you like not hitting me.
308
00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,776
Hello, boys and girls.
309
00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,043
I'm mr. Ping...
310
00:12:59,045 --> 00:13:01,212
I mean, mr. Clown.
311
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:04,582
I have come
to spread joy and happiness
312
00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,651
And two-for-one coupons
for mr. Ping's noodle shop.
313
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:11,055
♪ Badda-da-da, da, da, da! ♪
314
00:13:12,992 --> 00:13:17,262
Oh, someone has a sad face.
315
00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:19,764
What's your name,
little girl?
316
00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:22,200
Back away.
317
00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:25,837
Oh, and would "back away"
like a pretty flower?
318
00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:27,605
No.
- Ta-da!
319
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:28,706
Ooh!
320
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:32,443
The flower is made out of coupons.
321
00:13:32,445 --> 00:13:34,479
To mr. Ping's noodle shop.
322
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:36,815
Four out of five herbalists
recommend noodle soup...
323
00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:40,218
for river fever.
324
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:44,189
Who's the master juggler?
325
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:47,792
Not me.
326
00:13:51,631 --> 00:13:53,865
I love you so much.
327
00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:57,502
I love you so much.
328
00:14:00,774 --> 00:14:02,841
Who loves you?
Who loves you?
329
00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:04,342
Of course, I love you.
330
00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,877
Me love you always.
331
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:12,784
Uh.
332
00:14:12,786 --> 00:14:14,085
You're choking me.
333
00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:17,255
Doesn't mr. Clown have
urgent business somewhere?
334
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,756
Quite right.
335
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,625
Quite right.
336
00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:24,128
Mr. Clown has to
make friends with the...
337
00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:26,464
something friendly.
338
00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:32,136
Well, kids,
mr. Clown must be going now.
339
00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:33,605
Good-Bye!
340
00:14:33,607 --> 00:14:34,939
Aw.
341
00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:37,175
Ping's noodle shop.
342
00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:39,177
Squeak!
343
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:41,045
Aw.
344
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,914
We've got to find a way in.
345
00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,983
Uh!
346
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:47,919
Oh, that Monkey
doesn't know what he's doing.
347
00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:51,456
He's pathetic
at destroying his friend.
348
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:53,958
I blame the parents.
349
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:56,227
I guess I'm going to have
to give him a little help.
350
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:59,130
If you need someone
violently destroyed these days,
351
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:02,367
I guess
you have to do it yourself.
352
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:05,003
Oh, these are really heavy.
353
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,237
Ah!
354
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,538
Destroy Po.
355
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:10,541
Uh, yeah, I don't think that's helping.
356
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:13,244
See if you can find something
to pry these open with.
357
00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:14,545
Something metal would be good.
358
00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,681
Monkey.
- With a point.
359
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:17,682
And hurry.
360
00:15:19,151 --> 00:15:20,485
Wah!
361
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:23,488
Ah, ha-ha-ha, ooh!
362
00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:25,790
That could be
a broken toe right there.
363
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:27,292
Oh, those are perfect.
364
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:29,327
Let me just
get out of your way.
365
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:30,595
Huh?
366
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,063
W-w-what are you doing?
367
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:35,166
Hyah!
368
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:40,638
Can we do your hair and makeup?
369
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,373
No.
370
00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:45,209
Are you strong enough
to stop us?
371
00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:47,445
No.
372
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,614
we're gonna make you pretty!
373
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,916
Ugh.
374
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:53,384
So do you love Po?
375
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:54,619
Is Po your boyfriend?
376
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:56,454
W-what?
No.
377
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:59,190
He will be
when he sees you!
378
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:04,162
Just perfect.
379
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:06,397
Whoa!
Wah.
380
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:07,999
Wait a second.
You're really trying to...
381
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,701
destroy Po.
382
00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:13,504
Huh.
383
00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:15,807
Wah!
384
00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:17,308
Uh!
385
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:18,576
Whoa!
386
00:16:20,846 --> 00:16:21,846
Ha!
387
00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:23,715
Ooh!
388
00:16:23,717 --> 00:16:24,816
Hy!
389
00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:25,817
Oof!
390
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:26,818
Ooh.
391
00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:29,420
Ah!
392
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,558
Must destroy Po.
393
00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:37,795
Your eyes...
what's with your...
394
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:38,963
wait a second.
395
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:40,832
Red and glowing eyes,
trying to kill me,
396
00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:41,966
acting like a zombie.
397
00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:45,103
That Scorpion
is controlling your mind!
398
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:47,939
That's awesome!
399
00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:49,073
What does it feel like?
400
00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:55,380
Whoa!
401
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:56,514
Ooh-hoo!
402
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,082
Ah!
403
00:16:58,084 --> 00:16:59,684
Uh!
404
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,552
Oh, ah!
405
00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:02,720
Yah!
406
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:07,158
Wah!
407
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:11,496
Ah!
408
00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:14,132
Monkey,
you've got to snap out of it.
409
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:17,135
It's me, Po,
your best buddy.
410
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,004
Ah!
411
00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:23,241
Wah, ya-ya-ya-ya-ya!
412
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:24,509
Da, da, da!
413
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:25,710
Thud!
414
00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:29,380
Ah!
415
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:31,549
Uh?
416
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,951
Well, I don't know
if I'm your best buddy,
417
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:36,087
But I'm one of your buddies.
418
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:37,755
Am I your best buddy?
419
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:38,990
It could be Mantis.
420
00:17:38,992 --> 00:17:40,825
I mean, I know you guys
have lunch together a lot.
421
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,460
But you're my best buddy.
422
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:44,062
Yes, you are!
423
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:47,198
Especially
if you stop trying to kill me.
424
00:17:53,472 --> 00:17:55,807
Destroy Po.
425
00:17:55,809 --> 00:17:57,041
No!
426
00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:58,609
Don't do it, Monkey.
It's me.
427
00:17:58,611 --> 00:18:00,278
I'm your sneezy-trick friend.
Remember?
428
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,013
You, me, friends?
429
00:18:02,015 --> 00:18:05,283
Sneezy trick?
Ha-choo?
430
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:07,485
Ooh!
431
00:18:07,487 --> 00:18:10,388
Friends!
Remember?
432
00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:18,529
Mm?
433
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:19,831
Friend?
434
00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:22,667
It's getting late.
435
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:24,235
I'm not sure
they're gonna make it.
436
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:26,471
Don't say that.
They'll be here.
437
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,340
Crane, Viper...
438
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:30,842
Wah!
439
00:18:30,844 --> 00:18:32,844
Mantis...
440
00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:33,845
I'll never do...
441
00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:35,213
Hyah!
442
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:37,648
Kung Fu again.
443
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,217
Hey, don't worry, Tigress.
444
00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:41,119
There's lots of other things
you're good at,
445
00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:45,022
Like...
uh...
446
00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:47,391
Ee-ow!
447
00:18:47,393 --> 00:18:49,360
Don't worry.
448
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:51,229
They'll be here.
449
00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:57,835
Someone's at the door.
450
00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:59,036
Come in!
451
00:19:11,049 --> 00:19:14,519
Po no mo'.
452
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:16,020
Look at you.
453
00:19:16,022 --> 00:19:17,355
Who did a good job?
454
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:19,457
Monkey,
that's who.
455
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:25,997
Ew.
456
00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,798
He's only been dead
a few minutes.
457
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,067
He shouldn't stink already.
458
00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:32,870
That's the stink
of awesomeness!
459
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:34,338
Hyah!
460
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,307
Uh.
461
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,608
Ah!
462
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,143
Us, one.
463
00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:40,945
Scorpion, zero.
464
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:44,382
Oh, how did you
overcome my mind control?
465
00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:46,884
With a poison
that's stronger than yours.
466
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:49,954
And that poison
is called "friendship."
467
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,956
We'll take that flower now.
468
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,958
The only thing
you're going to get
469
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:57,328
is a little soap
to wash out your filthy mouth.
470
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:59,330
Let's do this.
471
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:00,431
Ya!
472
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,767
Ooh, rah!
473
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:03,768
Ah!
474
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:05,102
It's on me!
It's on me!
475
00:20:05,104 --> 00:20:06,370
Ooh.
476
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:11,375
Ooh-ah!
477
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:13,010
Uh!
478
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:13,945
Gah!
479
00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:21,819
Ooh.
480
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:22,920
Buh!
481
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,422
Huh?
482
00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:26,524
This is going
to sting a little bit.
483
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:28,092
Just kidding.
484
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:30,962
It burns like fire.
485
00:20:30,964 --> 00:20:32,029
Negatory!
486
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,297
Ah!
487
00:20:35,968 --> 00:20:37,635
Hoo-ah!
488
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:42,807
Yeah-heh.
489
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,078
Uh.
490
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,012
Ah.
491
00:20:49,147 --> 00:20:50,448
Ugh.
492
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:53,784
Uh!
493
00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:55,052
Wah!
494
00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:57,588
Oof.
495
00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:00,024
Hee-yow!
496
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:01,225
Ugh!
497
00:21:02,561 --> 00:21:04,795
Yee!
498
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:06,664
Oh, ha!
499
00:21:10,168 --> 00:21:11,569
Ooh!
500
00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:12,670
Huh.
501
00:21:12,672 --> 00:21:13,904
Ugh.
502
00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:17,475
You'll never get my orchid.
503
00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:19,143
Hwah!
504
00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:20,478
Oh, sweetheart,
505
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,514
you can't surprise someone
with this many eyeballs.
506
00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:25,149
Oh, no?
507
00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:26,917
Doy!
508
00:21:26,919 --> 00:21:27,918
Wha?
509
00:21:30,756 --> 00:21:31,722
Ha!
510
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,059
Ugh.
511
00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:37,795
Uh.
512
00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:42,967
Nice one!
513
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:45,002
Bonus points for Po!
514
00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:46,637
Hey, I helped.
515
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:47,905
We split 'em.
516
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:49,206
Deal.
517
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:57,748
We got it!
518
00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,583
Quick!
It's almost sundown.
519
00:21:59,585 --> 00:22:01,252
I'm supposed
to make tea from this thing,
520
00:22:01,254 --> 00:22:03,020
But there's no time.
521
00:22:15,434 --> 00:22:16,600
Huh!
Ha!
522
00:22:16,602 --> 00:22:19,036
Huh!
Ha! Huh!
523
00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:21,572
What do you think you're d...
524
00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:23,040
I'm...
I'm cured.
525
00:22:24,944 --> 00:22:27,578
You're welcome?
526
00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:29,280
Guh.
- Sorry.
527
00:22:30,616 --> 00:22:31,782
You have done well.
528
00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:34,385
Yeah, once I used
my dragon-warrior-ness...
529
00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:37,355
to cure Monkey
of his zombification...
530
00:22:37,357 --> 00:22:40,124
Po, do your funny
zombie impression of me.
531
00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:42,693
Oh, oh, yeah, yeah,
right, right, right.
532
00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,962
Destroy Po.
Must...
533
00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:47,431
these... are... peppers!
534
00:22:47,433 --> 00:22:48,432
Gah!
535
00:22:48,434 --> 00:22:50,301
Monkey, one.
Panda, zero.
536
00:22:50,303 --> 00:22:51,469
Ahh!
Uh!
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