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(Iron Man) Squaddies, feast your eyes
on my latest invention.
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It’s a box, Iron Man.
It’s a box.
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Ahh, but inside the box...
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(vocalizes)
A mousetrap.
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That is supposed to be
a mousetrap?
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Not just any mousetrap.
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It’s a Stark 1000
time-traveling mousetrap.
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It can go back in time
and catch the mouse
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before it eats the cheese.
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I’m going tap into the mousetrap’s
time circuits
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and take myself back
to just before
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the Silver Surfer stole
the Infinity Gauntlet from Thanos.
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If he doesn’t get the Gauntlet,
he never becomes the Dark Surfer,
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and the universe is saved.
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Exactly. And all I have to do
is mess time itself.
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What’s the worst that could happen?
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(beeps)
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Calibrating and locking onto
the Silver Surfer.
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I mean, Dark Surfer.
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Ha!
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The Time Stone
is sensing trouble.
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And button, button, there.
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I’m opening a time portal
into the past.
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No, you are not.
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I the Dark Surfer will not allow you
to modify my past.
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Not when I have the Time Stone.
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(grunts)
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(laughs)
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(strains)
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You can’t beat me,
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although I love
to watch you try.
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It’s the only reason that Earth
isn’t a dark smear
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on the underside of Jupiter yet.
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(snickers)
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Whoa. That is one big, ugly,
ominous bubble, bub.
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With this Infinity Gauntlet,
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I, Thanos,
will rule the universe.
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All right Squaddies,
time to Hero up.
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♪ When the bad guys are out,all you have to do is shout now ♪
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♪ Who’s gonna Hero up? ♪
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♪ Well, they may not get along,but they’re always fighting strong now ♪
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♪ Who’s gonna Hero up? ♪
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♪ Who’ll save the day?The Super Hero Squad ♪
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♪ They’ll Hero up again ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad!Hero up ♪
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♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce,Thanos ends up in tears ♪
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♪ When Iron Manjoins the fight ♪
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♪ Falcon darts in from the sky,Scarlet Witch by his side ♪
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♪ Thor’s hammerhas thunder’s might ♪
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♪ Who’ll save the day?The Super Hero Squad ♪
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♪ They’ll Hero up again ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad!Hero up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad!Hero up ♪
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♪ Super Hero Squad ♪
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(groans)
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Uh, oh.
That energy bubble’s unstable.
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If it gets much bigger
before it pops,
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it’ll take out
the entire Helicarrier.
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Then we’ve gotta pop it now,
before it gets too big.
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(strains)
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(grunts)
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The mighty Son of Odin will not
be bested by a bubble.
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Not today. Not again.
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(strains)
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Ha! Ya-hah!
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(Falcon)
Right there. Again.
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(all cry out)
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(gasps)
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(beeps)
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-Is everybody OK?
-Yay!
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(beeps)
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We have a tiny problem.
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(gasps)
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(both gasp)
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Has anybody seen my juice box?
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(burps)
No.
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Uh, OK.
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I know not how to explain
what I’m seeing,
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so I’m just going to shut my mouth
and look surprised.
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(children chattering)
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Can I play now?
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I’m not it. You’re it.
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Nuh-uh. You’re it.
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Your name is "it".
You’re the Scarlet It.
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(blows raspberry)
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Oh, great.
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Little, tiny, even more annoying
pooper-heroes.
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(beeps)
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(alarms sound)
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No, children,
let’s not do that.
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It’s all fun and games until someone
activates the self-destruct.
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Don’t make me hurl
the time out hammer.
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(alarm stops)
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Analysis:
Energy transformation.
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(beeps)
Process: Unknown.
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These children really
are Falcon, Iron Man,
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and (beeps) Scarlet Witch.
But cuter.
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We’ve got to find a way to change these
cutie-pies back into Squaddie-pies.
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But someone’s gotta stay here
and watch them. 1, 2, 3... Not it.
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-Not it.
-Not it.
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Not...
(growls)
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So I’m stuck
on babysitting duty.
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What’s to be afraid of?
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I’ve single-handedly
fought Magneto,
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Sabretooth, Fin Fang Foom...
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(gasps)
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(laughs)
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Oh, yeah. This is much worse.
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(laughs)
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Look, claw. Look.
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Squaddies tiny.
Itty-bitty-mini super heroes.
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Cute and funny.
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Well then, Hulky poo,
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maybe you can help me
watch them.
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(children laugh)
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(Hulk laughs)
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(laughs)
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Or maybe not.
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(beeps) Tiny Squaddies
show trace energy
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from another dimension.
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A dimension called "Limbo".
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(gasps)
Limbo.
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The forbidden dance
of bending over backward.
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(beeps) No. Limbo.
The beginning and the end.
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A dimension where
all timelines intersect.
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(beeps)
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Oh, oh. Limbo.
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Oh. Right. I knew that.
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It’s the only lead we’ve got.
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How do we get to Limbo?
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Going to need a time machine.
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(Hulk laughs)
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(grunts)
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(engine stalls)
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Ahh.
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Why car stop?
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The Helicarrier is not
your playground.
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Do not do anything
without asking me first.
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Do you understand me?
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(all whimper)
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Oh, wait no. No, no, no. Wait.
Don’t do that.
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-(all cry)
-(laughs)
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Kids funny.
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(sighs)
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(sniffs)
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And I think Iron Brat
is rusting in his pants.
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We need that time machine fast.
And more baby wipes.
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-Aww.
-So speaketh Thor.
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(beeps)
Only one person on Earth
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has a working time machine.
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Doctor Doom.
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(groans)
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The piano won’t
look good there.
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Move it over by the credenza.
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(beeps)
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Ahh. The silent alarm.
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I didn’t hear anything.
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(Ms. Marvel)
There it is... the time machine.
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(beeps)
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Coordinates set.
Next stop, Limbo.
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(gasps)
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The Super Hero Squad
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swiping my time machine?
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Swiping? Nay, borrowing.
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Commandeering.
We left a quarter on the dresser.
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You jerks!
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But if the coordinates
of the last jump are correct,
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then someone has finally
discovered Limbo,
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and if so, that someone
left me the coordinates.
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(Dr. Doom laughs)
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(Wolverine strains)
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I need more claws.
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(cries out)
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Ow. Ow. Aww.
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(growls)
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Why is it never the kids
that step on the toys,
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only the grown-ups?
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Ooh!
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(both chattering)
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-That action figure’s mine.
-Nu-uh.
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(strains)
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You could never love it
the way that I love it.
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(growls)
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Stop it, both of you,
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or I’ll snikt it in half.
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(both)
He started it!
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You’re a hero...
well, half a hero anyway.
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You can’t fight over toys.
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(mocks) You’re a hero.
You can’t fight over toys.
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And you. You may be a kid,
but you’re still a Squaddie.
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I expect you to act like one.
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Whew. You stink.
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No, you stink!
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You stink a lot.
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You stink worser.
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You stink so much, you’re stinky!
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You stink infinity infinity.
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Right, stop it with
the stinking. Stop it,
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or so help me, I will put you in time-out
for a million years.
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You got me, baby bubs?
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(both)
You stink.
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(growls)
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(Hulk hums)
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(giggles)
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(gasps)
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(giggles)
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Little pointy good
at hide and seek. Again!
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This time,
Hulk hide in here.
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No, Hulk.
Don’t open that door.
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That’s our ’magination closet.
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’Magination closet?
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If you open it,
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the scary monsters might get out.
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Ha! Hulk not afraid
of no monsters.
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Ooh!
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(screams)
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Circus bad!
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Uh, Hulk and little pointy
play something else.
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I’m picking up an energy signal.
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(beeps)
Let’s start our search there.
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Ho! Something moves
in the fog.
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A local.
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-(beeps)
-Maybe it’s friendly?
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(yells)
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Maybe not. It’s a Space Phantom.
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-(strains)
-(grunts)
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Ow.
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Huh. Tiki pole.
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Huh. There had better
be more Space Phantoms,
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lest our mission be too easy.
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Do you think they heard you?
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Space Phantoms, attack!
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(cries out)
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(beeps) Excuse me.
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Smack-o.
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Uh-oh. Yikes.
I am to be scorched.
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(chatters)
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(groans)
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Why do you attack us,
stranger of a strange land?
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Speak!
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You are the invaders.
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We are only defending our world.
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I see what you mean.
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We come in peace, odd creature.
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I’ll prove it.
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Lay down thine arms,
mine allies.
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There, you see.
Our weapons are down,
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except for Ms. Marvel’s hands
and Herbie’s robotic appendages,
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which don’t come off.
250
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Now, then... our friends hath been
transformed into children.
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We seek a way
to make them adults again.
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Oh, that. You want the Time Tower.
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It may have the power
to age up your friends.
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(beeps) Show us the way?
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Hand over Nick Fury!
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00:12:05,583 --> 00:12:09,458
The action figure stays here.
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(shouts)
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(rumbling sounds)
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Break it up.
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Now!
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00:12:25,792 --> 00:12:27,000
(cries out)
262
00:12:27,083 --> 00:12:28,458
No!
263
00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:31,291
(all cry)
264
00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:32,959
Stop crying.
265
00:12:33,041 --> 00:12:34,959
Please, stop crying.
266
00:12:35,041 --> 00:12:37,542
I order you to stop crying!
267
00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:39,333
(all sob)
268
00:12:39,417 --> 00:12:42,834
I will punish you
if you don’t all stop crying!
269
00:12:42,917 --> 00:12:44,083
(crying continues)
270
00:12:44,166 --> 00:12:46,125
I asked. I begged.
271
00:12:46,208 --> 00:12:48,959
I ordered. I threatened.
272
00:12:49,041 --> 00:12:50,417
I got nothing.
273
00:12:54,750 --> 00:12:55,917
Oh!
274
00:12:59,959 --> 00:13:04,041
Something is wrong.
The Time Tower is undefended.
275
00:13:04,125 --> 00:13:05,834
Where are the guards?
276
00:13:05,917 --> 00:13:09,250
The guards? I dismissed them.
277
00:13:11,750 --> 00:13:13,500
Doctor Doom.
278
00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:15,834
I love it
when they say my name.
279
00:13:15,917 --> 00:13:17,083
It’s much better than...
280
00:13:17,166 --> 00:13:19,583
What? you? No!
281
00:13:19,667 --> 00:13:21,834
"What-you-no?"
282
00:13:21,917 --> 00:13:25,041
All hack TV shows
have characters who shout,
283
00:13:25,125 --> 00:13:30,750
"What?" or "You?" or "No!" When something
bad gets revealed. But I digress.
284
00:13:30,834 --> 00:13:33,208
I’ve taken control
of the Time Tower.
285
00:13:33,291 --> 00:13:37,375
Now, its power belongs to Doom.
286
00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:39,458
-What?
-You?
287
00:13:39,542 --> 00:13:41,542
No!
288
00:13:41,959 --> 00:13:43,834
(growls)
289
00:13:47,417 --> 00:13:49,083
(all gasp)
290
00:13:56,125 --> 00:14:01,458
That’s right. Now I control the Time Tower
and all of time!
291
00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:04,417
All. The. Time!
292
00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:06,959
The Time Tower belongs
to the Space Phantoms.
293
00:14:07,041 --> 00:14:08,709
And we’re taking it back.
294
00:14:08,792 --> 00:14:11,375
Well then, let’s slow things down.
295
00:14:11,458 --> 00:14:13,750
-(laughs)
-(grunts)
296
00:14:13,834 --> 00:14:15,709
-(shrieks)
-(grunts)
297
00:14:15,792 --> 00:14:19,667
-(deep voice) What? No.
-(laughs)
298
00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:21,375
Poke. Poke. Poke.
299
00:14:21,458 --> 00:14:24,750
Look, I can poke him
and he doesn’t poke back.
300
00:14:24,834 --> 00:14:28,500
How ’bout a little mental blast,
you little food processor.
301
00:14:28,583 --> 00:14:30,709
(strains)
302
00:14:30,792 --> 00:14:34,500
(grunts)
303
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:38,625
Fools. I can slow time down,
or I can speed it up.
304
00:14:38,709 --> 00:14:39,875
(laughs)
305
00:14:39,959 --> 00:14:41,542
(both grunt)
306
00:14:41,625 --> 00:14:43,875
(strains)
307
00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:47,417
(crash)
308
00:14:49,625 --> 00:14:50,959
(laughs)
309
00:14:51,041 --> 00:14:52,667
(groans)
310
00:14:53,750 --> 00:14:54,750
(both grunt)
311
00:14:54,834 --> 00:14:55,875
What’s happening?
312
00:14:55,959 --> 00:15:00,250
Oh, mine aching back.
313
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:05,500
Why do I have this overwhelming
urge to eat dinner at 4 PM?
314
00:15:05,583 --> 00:15:08,834
If I knew, I don’t remember.
315
00:15:08,917 --> 00:15:12,208
(strains)
316
00:15:12,291 --> 00:15:15,667
This is not going to end well.
317
00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:17,166
(grunts)
318
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:21,500
(children cry)
319
00:15:21,583 --> 00:15:23,083
Are you hungry?
320
00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:24,250
(cries)
321
00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:26,333
-Are you tired?
-(bawls)
322
00:15:26,417 --> 00:15:28,417
Is there a diaper issue
I should be aware of?
323
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:30,000
(sobs)
324
00:15:30,083 --> 00:15:31,709
Come on guys,
tell me what’s wrong.
325
00:15:31,792 --> 00:15:33,166
Use your words.
326
00:15:33,250 --> 00:15:34,625
(growls)
327
00:15:36,166 --> 00:15:37,458
(sobs)
328
00:15:37,542 --> 00:15:41,083
(Hulk hums)
329
00:15:48,166 --> 00:15:49,333
(groans)
330
00:15:49,417 --> 00:15:53,375
So how is it that you are
so much better at this than me?
331
00:15:53,458 --> 00:15:56,834
Babies like grown-ups.
Only smaller...
332
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:01,000
and dumber.
333
00:16:01,083 --> 00:16:03,333
I get it. They’re toddlers.
334
00:16:03,417 --> 00:16:06,417
So I have to treat them like,
well, toddlers.
335
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,792
Thanks, big guy!
336
00:16:08,875 --> 00:16:10,208
What Hulk do?
337
00:16:10,291 --> 00:16:12,000
(cries)
338
00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:14,041
Easy, kids.
339
00:16:14,125 --> 00:16:15,709
Hey, have a fresh sippy cup.
340
00:16:23,959 --> 00:16:25,667
Holy high school reunion,
341
00:16:25,750 --> 00:16:27,542
isn’t it the best feeling
when you see someone
342
00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:28,917
you used to go out with,
343
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,083
and you see how awful
they look now?
344
00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:33,875
Not that I’m thinking
of anyone in particular.
345
00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:37,542
My, Grandma,
what big crow’s feet you have.
346
00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:42,333
Your patootie is mine, scuzzbucket.
347
00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:44,542
(grunts)
348
00:16:44,625 --> 00:16:45,750
Ow.
349
00:16:45,834 --> 00:16:48,709
Aha! Limbo stick.
350
00:16:48,792 --> 00:16:51,333
I knew there was a connection.
351
00:16:52,667 --> 00:16:55,583
(strains)
352
00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:58,041
A moment, villain.
I just have to...
353
00:16:58,125 --> 00:17:01,208
(strains)
354
00:17:02,625 --> 00:17:04,291
(grunts)
355
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:07,792
(chuckles)
356
00:17:10,291 --> 00:17:12,667
I’m in the Time Tower system.
357
00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:14,875
(beeps) Need to fix
the young Squaddies,
358
00:17:14,959 --> 00:17:16,125
(beeps)
359
00:17:16,208 --> 00:17:17,542
(Doctor Doom laughs)
360
00:17:17,625 --> 00:17:20,208
Fix the old Squaddies.
361
00:17:20,291 --> 00:17:21,709
Fix Doom.
362
00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:24,291
Maybe I can fix it all at once?
363
00:17:24,917 --> 00:17:27,208
(grunts)
364
00:17:27,291 --> 00:17:30,125
After careful consideration,
365
00:17:30,208 --> 00:17:32,208
I have decided to destroy you.
366
00:17:32,291 --> 00:17:34,375
Any last words?
367
00:17:34,458 --> 00:17:36,583
Music is too loud.
368
00:17:36,667 --> 00:17:39,959
Cartoons were better
back in my day.
369
00:17:40,041 --> 00:17:42,792
Ha! Now that’s comedy.
370
00:17:42,875 --> 00:17:44,834
(beeps)
371
00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:52,375
(hums)
372
00:17:52,458 --> 00:17:54,792
Sayonara , seniors.
373
00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:56,625
(gasps)
374
00:17:59,417 --> 00:18:01,125
(hums)
375
00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:02,834
(beeps)
376
00:18:08,166 --> 00:18:09,500
A time portal?
377
00:18:13,917 --> 00:18:16,667
(laughs)
378
00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:20,500
The Super Hero Squad
turned into childrens.
379
00:18:20,583 --> 00:18:25,417
(laughs)
Look how adorable they are.
380
00:18:25,500 --> 00:18:26,417
(blows raspberry)
381
00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:29,500
OK, Squaddies, let’s baby up.
382
00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:33,583
-(children chatter)
-What is the meaning of this?
383
00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:39,041
(grunts)
384
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:42,667
(laughs)
385
00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:44,625
I’m glad I brought my camera.
386
00:18:44,709 --> 00:18:48,000
I got a good picture
to put on face space.
387
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:50,333
(Wolverine)
Picture this you scaly galoot.
388
00:18:50,375 --> 00:18:52,250
Hulk smash!
389
00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:53,625
Toodles.
390
00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:57,458
(grunts)
391
00:19:03,875 --> 00:19:05,959
-(strains)
-I say thee,
392
00:19:06,041 --> 00:19:09,458
respect thy elders, punk.
393
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:13,125
(strains)
394
00:19:13,208 --> 00:19:14,667
(shrieks)
395
00:19:14,750 --> 00:19:16,333
(cries)
396
00:19:16,417 --> 00:19:17,875
Zap. Zap.
397
00:19:17,959 --> 00:19:20,375
Zap. Zap. Zap.
398
00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:23,625
(cries out)
399
00:19:23,709 --> 00:19:25,875
Ow! Hey, that hurts.
400
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:31,709
Sonny, never,
and I mean never,
401
00:19:31,792 --> 00:19:34,125
point out a woman’s crow’s feet.
402
00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,875
(cries out)
403
00:19:36,959 --> 00:19:39,333
That crazy kitten still digs me.
404
00:19:39,417 --> 00:19:40,875
(purrs)
405
00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:44,667
(strains)
406
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:48,834
I demand that you release me at once!
At once!
407
00:19:48,917 --> 00:19:50,458
(gags)
408
00:19:55,834 --> 00:19:58,125
I’ve repaired the Time Tower.
409
00:19:58,208 --> 00:20:00,542
(beeps)
Everyone hold on.
410
00:20:00,625 --> 00:20:03,667
(hums)
411
00:20:05,834 --> 00:20:07,083
Yeah.
412
00:20:10,041 --> 00:20:11,959
-Huzzah!
-(giggles)
413
00:20:12,041 --> 00:20:14,458
(beeps)
414
00:20:16,417 --> 00:20:18,625
Fixed the Squaddies,
fixed yon Time Tower,
415
00:20:18,709 --> 00:20:20,291
and stopped foul Doom.
416
00:20:20,375 --> 00:20:22,208
Plus I got my parking validated.
417
00:20:24,083 --> 00:20:25,333
Now to head home.
418
00:20:25,417 --> 00:20:27,375
Not so fast!
419
00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:29,875
I’m still the ruler of time!
420
00:20:29,959 --> 00:20:33,458
No one goes anywhere
until I say so!
421
00:20:35,875 --> 00:20:37,542
(beeps)
422
00:20:37,625 --> 00:20:39,458
(hums)
423
00:20:43,959 --> 00:20:45,375
(groans)
424
00:20:45,458 --> 00:20:47,417
Oh, this is unacceptable.
425
00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:49,166
I cannot look. like this!
426
00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:51,625
I am Doctor Doom! Doom! Doom!
427
00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:54,542
Doom cannot be this adorable!
428
00:20:55,750 --> 00:20:57,917
The portal’s closing.
429
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:01,792
But I can’t be a kid.
I hate kids!
430
00:21:01,875 --> 00:21:04,625
(cries)
431
00:21:04,709 --> 00:21:07,208
Modok! Abomination!
432
00:21:07,291 --> 00:21:11,291
I want my Doom Bear!
433
00:21:14,458 --> 00:21:18,333
(Ms. Marvel) This is gonna sound crazy,
but I feel really great.
434
00:21:18,417 --> 00:21:21,417
Aye, ’tis good
to be young again.
435
00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:24,333
We wanted to thank you
for taking such good care of us.
436
00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:27,041
(Scarlet Witch) Yeah. Who knew
you were such a good baby sitter?
437
00:21:27,125 --> 00:21:28,625
I know, right? And despite everything
438
00:21:28,709 --> 00:21:31,000
I know about you as adults,
you were good kids.
439
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:33,041
That reminds me,
I got you something.
440
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:37,041
Nice. Wolverine action figures.
441
00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:39,250
Just promise me
you won’t fight over them.
442
00:21:39,333 --> 00:21:41,875
Hey! Yours has black claws.
443
00:21:41,959 --> 00:21:44,542
So? Yours has
the collectable silver claws.
444
00:21:44,625 --> 00:21:47,375
Hey, mine doesn’t have
a lenticular shield.
445
00:21:47,458 --> 00:21:48,917
I want one with a shield.
446
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:51,625
-Hey, hands off!
-Oh, boy. Here we go again.
447
00:21:51,709 --> 00:21:55,917
Grown-ups like babies,
only bigger and dumber.
448
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,792
I need a sippy cup
and a nappy poo.
449
00:22:01,041 --> 00:22:03,917
(theme music playing)
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