All language subtitles for The.Super.Hero.Squad.S02E07.WEBRip.x265-ION265

(jackhammer pounding)

Oh, look at that, baby.

At last I found it,
the Space Stone. (gasps)

-(Nebula) Yoink.
-(scoffs)

Hi, little brother Thanos.
How are things?

Still dating that creepy Goth girl?

(Thanos) Nebula!

Remember when we were little?

You stole my skateboard

and traded it
for a collectible Cosmic Cube.

(laughs)

It was wicked awesome.

What does that have to do
with my stone?

I never got even... until now.

It's wicked awesome.

(Thanos) That's my expression!

(grunts)

(Nebula laughs)

Going to need a teleporter
to get away from Thanos.

The closest one is on...

Earth.

And I pity any fool
who gets in my way.

With this Infinity Gauntlet,

I, Thanos, will rule the universe!

All right, Squaddies!
Time to Hero Up!

♪ When the bad guys are out
All you have to do is shout now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Well, they may not get along ♪

♪ But they're always fighting strong now ♪

♪ Who's gonna Hero Up? ♪

♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad! ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Wolverine and Hulk are fierce
Thanos ends in tears ♪

♪ When Iron Man joins the fight ♪

♪ Falcon darts in from the sky
Scarlet Witch by his side ♪

♪ Thor's hammer has thunder's might ♪

♪ Who'll save the day?
The Super Hero Squad! ♪

♪ They'll Hero Up again! ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! Hero Up ♪

♪ Super Hero Squad! ♪

(groans)

(man announcing on PA)
Maintenance completed.

(H.E.R.B.I.E. humming)

(strains)

(alarms ringing)

H.E.R.B.I.E., we have a situation,

and it's a situation
that's on a collision course with us.

Where are the Squaddies?

Uh-oh, they're unavailable.

(laughing)

(Iron Man) Nobody knows
where we parked the car?

Does anyone remember
what color it was?

-Burgundy?
-Green?

(groans)

(car alarm chirps)

(car alarm blares)

(groans)

(beeps)

(beeps)

(Captain America)
It's the jump station above the vault!

Someone's taken remote control
of the remote control

and is controlling it remotely.

They've opened a dimensional portal.

Uh-oh!

-(alarm blaring)
-(gasps)

(H.E.R.B.I.E.) The portal's stuck.
The gateway's overloading.

(Captain America)
If that overloaded gateway explodes,

it'll take out most of Super Hero City!

Uh-oh. One chance.

Helicarrier repulsor shields.

(Captain America) Duck and cover.

Fire in the hole!

(alarm sounds)

Maybe we shouldn't have taken
the scenic route.

Says you.

Hulk thought it was pretty.

(groans)

-(strains)
-(beeping)

Zero bars.

Figures.

Maybe the Helicarrier
jumped to another dimension.

(Iron Man) I'm running a trace
and crunching some numbers.

According to this,
the Helicarrier went to...

Ooh, that ain't good.

(growling) That ain't good.

I have no idea where I am,

but I'm not sticking around to find out.

(beeps)

(beeps) Stay calm, H.E.R.B.I.E.

Think back
to your orientation programming.

Orientation is done, H.E.R.B.I.E.

Go help yourself to cookies and punch.

(beeps) Alert. Not that part.

Oh, and if you're ever accidentally
launched into another dimension,

don't laugh because it happens
more often than you'd think.

If it does, try not to panic.

(alarms blaring)

(beeps) Try not to panic, he says.

(beeps)

Caught in a tractor beam. (beeps)

Defensive systems down.

Activating back-up system. (beeps)

(beeps)

Mmm-mmm.

(beeps)

I am the destroyer of life!

The living doom that walks!

Ruler of the Negative Zone!

I am Annihilus!

I could obliterate it all
into nothingness,

but I must study
this strange technology.

Then I'll obliterate it.

- (beeps)
-Interloper.

No doubt you've come to steal
my Cosmic Control Rod.

-Huh?
-My Cosmic Control Rod!

The key to my immortality
and the source of all my power!

It is mine and I won't let you take it.

(beeps) If you're worried
about people taking it,

stop telling people what it is,
where it is,

and how powerful it is.

(beeps)

You're an amusing little robot.

(beeps)

I hate amusing little things.

-(beeps)
-You will cease to exist...

by the might of Annihilus!

(laughing)

Running only delays the inevitable.

There's nowhere to hide
in the Negative Zone!

(laughs)

(Captain America) If the Helicarrier
is in the Negative Zone,

then we need the world's
most renowned expert on the Negative Zone,

Reed Richards.

Unfortunately, Reed is indisposed.

He's in a delicate negotiation
to avert a catastrophic incident.

You can't stay mad at me forever.

How was I supposed to know
that it was your birthday?

(groans)

Been there, dude.

Not with Sue Storm... anymore.

Fortunately, I subscribe
to Reed's weekly podcast.

This one is about the Negative Zone.

Oh, I sense gratuitous exposition.

My favorite kind.

Billions and billions of years ago...

All in favor of fast forwarding?

(all) Aye!

...very little is actually known
about the Negative Zone.

Every probe ever sent
into the Zone has been destroyed

under mysterious circumstances.

We may not know much,
but we know this.

We know it's dangerous.
The Negative Zone is no joke.

(laughs)

I love that one.

-(H.E.R.B.I.E. beeps)
-(laughs)

You can't keep running, little robot.

I will find you,

and I will destroy you!

-H.E.R.B.I.E.?
-(screams)

What are you doing here?

(beeps) Wolverine?

I thought you went with the others.

Oh, right, to an amusement park?

Uh-uh. I don't do amusement.

I was just in here
grooming my sideburns

and straightening my back hair
until you came in.

Alert. Trouble,
Helicarrier, another dimension,

scary bad guy.

Oh, boy. Just you and me, huh?

(sighs) Okay, let's see.

Reptil, X-23, Firestar.

Ah, here we go, H.E.R.B.I.E.

Wolverine team-up, number 640.

Me and you.

(beeps) Wolverine
and the Easter Bunny?

Yup, that was a hairy one. (chuckles)

(beeps)

All right, come on,
let's get this over with.

Uh! You don't sound happy
to work with me.

Don't take it personally, ro-bub.

I don't like working with anybody.

(Captain America) That mystery ship
damaged the jump station.

Until it's fully back online,

it can only send two people
into the Negative Zone.

But they won't be able
to jump back into our dimension

for at least one hour.

Only two of us, huh?

We need tech factor and speed factor.

That means you and me, Falcon.

Ready, Falc? Let's save our friends.

Uh?

Oh! (groans)

We can't I take the lead?

Because I'm the leader.

So, you've been here before
and you know where you're going?

Well, no.

Oh, you've never been here before.

You don't know where you're going.

But you get to be up front

because you are infinitely
more qualified to be up front than I am.

Fine, you can take the lead.

I don't want it anymore.

I don't need this.
Maybe X-Men are still hiring.

According to Reed Richards,
our eyes need a few minutes

to readjust themselves.

So, we might see some weird things.

Such weird apparitions.

I've picked up Wolverine
and H.E.R.B.I.E.'s location.

Hold tight.
Next stop, the Negative Zone.

Then the lawyers got involved. (beeps)

Next thing, I'm in the Fantastic Four.

I heard it was because they thought

kids would try to imitate
the Human Torch.

(beeps) Urban legend.

Kids are too smart.
They're not gonna do something

just cause they see
the Human Torch doing it on television.

(beeps)

I would look good
with an earring on my butt.

Oh, here, let me give them
my credit card number.

(beeps)

I can lure Annihilus here.

Oh, this was easy.

Forget it. I've been through
a lot of team-ups.

Just stay out of my way
when the fighting starts

and don't get hurt.

Oh, yeah? But I've seen Annihilus.

I have info that could help.

Like what kind of info?

Like he never uses the door.

Well, well, well.

More invaders
after my Cosmic Control Rod.

(laughs)

(grunts)

Whoa. (grunting)

You have a lot of fight
for someone so small.

But you're no match for Annihilus.

(grunts and strains)

(laughs)

(grunts)

(laughs)

I will enjoy crushing you
with my bare hands.

(beeps) No fair,
you're wearing gloves.

(laughs) Have at thee!

(grunts)

(hisses)

(growls)

(grunts) Ahhh!

(groans)

Uh-oh.

Oop.

Yeah, this one's gonna sting a little bit.

(screams)

O Canada.

(groans)

(Annihilus) I'm only keeping you alive
until I find that second ship.

The one that came
to the Negative Zone with you.

(alarm sounds)

Ah, something's fallen
into one of my traps.

I won't have to keep you alive for long.

(laughs)

I can't maneuver.

(Nebula) It's pulling me in.

-Ha!
-The Negative Zone.

This doesn't look so dangerous.

Yeah, I was just about to say the same...

Is it just me or are we moving?

We're being pulled
towards that big drain thing.

-It's sucking us in!
-(grunts)

The new arrivals will soon
be crushed by the Matter Well.

All invaders and interlopers
face the same fate.

Annihilation!

(laughs and growls)

Hence the name.

(both screaming)

(both straining)

I can't build up any speed
to break out.

I'm over-clocking the boosters
in my harness.

It'll burn out the engine,
but it might get us out of here.

Hey, there's somebody on that ship.

(Falcon groans)

(grunts) You!

You have to jump for it!

I got'cha! You're welcome.

That did it! Hold on!

(screaming)

So, do you live in the Negative Zone?

This is Falcon. He lives with a bird.

I'm Iron Man. I'm single.

Idiot, I'm not from the Negative Zone.

Sensor's got a lock
on Wolverine and H.E.R.B.I.E.,

but they're not on the Helicarrier.

They're on that big ship.

Then that's where we're headed.

Interlopers who dare
to challenge Annihilus

must be destroyed.

Which reminds me... Note to self.

Have the Matter Well cleaned.

Can't have my traps clogged up
with interlopers.

Your friends have ceased to exist.

Time for you to join them.

(grunts)

Not so fast, Negative Nancy.

(cries out)

(groans)

Nobody uses doors anymore?

More invaders?

The Cosmic Control Rod is mine.

Do you hear me? Mine!

-(all grunt)
-Boom-boom-boom.

Our one hour is up.
We can use the Helicarrier

to open a portal to go home.

H.E.R.B.I.E.,
interface with the computer here

and prep the Helicarrier
for the trip home.

-And we'll buy you the time to do it.
-(H.E.R.B.I.E. beeps)

(grunts)

Annihilus is tough.
We're not gonna overpower him.

Try to get him off balance.

(grunts)

Go for his surroundings.

-(grunts)
-You dare?

No one may touch
the Cosmic Control Rod.

Look out, guys.

I'm going to swipe his control pod.

It's not a pod! It's a rod!

(Annihilus) And it's mine.

Mine, mine, mine!

(laughs)

(groans)

Tractor beam down. (beeps)

Helicarrier is ready to go.

Nice job, H.E.R.B.I.E.

And I set this ship's engines

to self-destruct in ten seconds. (beeps)

Yeah, nice job... Ten seconds!
Does that give us enough time to get away?

Oh... maybe?

(H.E.R.B.I.E.) Self-destruct
in two... one... zero.

(engine dying)

Hmm. Error.

Flagship should have exploded,
unless they use the metric system.

Yes!

Even in the Negative Zone,
they use the metric system.

Really,
it's the only sensible system of...

You guys? Don't think this is over.

Centimeter by centimeter,

someday you'll all be just like Canada

and use the metric system.

Mark my words!

(Iron Man) Ahead warp factor four,
Mr. H.E.R.B.I.E.

Take us home.

It's the distortion vortex.

Your eyes have to adjust,

so you might see some weird things.

I was gonna say because I thought
I just saw Annihilus.

Whoa!

You may have destroyed my ship,

but I still have my Cosmic Control Rod.

(laughs)

Can't this bucket of bolts go any faster?

Uh-uh. Helicarrier was
never designed for speed.

It's a physics paradox
that we can even fly.

(laughing)

What if we dumped some weight?

It'll have to be a lot of weight.

(both) I got an idea.

What's your idea, Wolverine?

No, let's go with H.E.R.B.I.E.'s idea.

Are you sure?

Yeah. H.E.R.B.I.E.'s full of good ideas.

So whatcha got, Her-bub?

(beeps) Really?

Okay, I'm in position.

(beeps) And take out the trash.

(laughs)

(grunts)

(cries out)

(chuckles)

(screams)

(all cheering)

Hey, who caused
that jump station overload brouhaha

in the first place?

In her hand. It's an Infinity Stone.

Back off! The stone is mine.

(grunts)

Oh!

(roars)

Blue lady fall hard.

You think this is hard?

Oh... What the...

(gasps)

(laughs)

Thanos?

Hello, hello. Good to see you all.

Don't mind me.

I've only come to take
what was taken from me.

My Space Stone.

Oh, what's the word
I'm looking for? Yoink!

Oh, that stone was the Space Stone?

I could have used it to escape.

I went through all this trouble
to get a jump station for nothing?

Umm.

Pretty much. Yeah, uh-huh.

And you, by the way, big sister,

are in big trouble.

Say what? Neener-neener!

Space Stone.

-(laughs)
-(Nebula) Oh!

See you later,
Super Losers Squad.

It's a date, Thanos.

(Iron Man) He may have
the Space Stone for now,

but the important thing is
that H.E.R.B.I.E. and Wolverine are safe.

How did you two get along?

Teaming up with Wolverine
can be a little hectic.

(beeps) No problems.
Me and Wolvie are tight.

-Uh, don't call me Wolvie.
-(beeps)

(laughs)

Hulk first team-up with claw funny.

We fought.

(laughs)

Then Easter Bunny.

Then not funny anymore.

Almost forgot.
We have something for you guys.

Since you couldn't come
with us to the park,

we got you souvenirs.

(beeps)

(door clangs)

(beeps) I won't tell if you don't.

Deal.

(grunts)

(beeps)

(theme music playing)