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So, hyde, how are you doing now
that you and jackie are broken up?
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Ooh, I am the old hyde again--
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kept by no woman,
loyal to no man.
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Beholden to no comb.
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No, steven does so
use a comb.
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It's one
of those afro picks.
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You should wear it
sticking out of your hair.
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Hello, steven.
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Jackie,
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you wanna talk?
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What would I have
to say to you?
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I don't know.
How about, um...
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"I'm a crazy, spoiled
whack job and I'm sorry"?
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That's no way to talk
to a woman.
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Yeah, especially a spoiled,
crazy whack job.
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Man,
she's liable to kill you.
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oh, my god.
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There's a hundred morons
in my basement.
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That's okay.
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Not even that can ruin this day.
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Yes, one man and only one man,
has the power to ruin his day--
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'tis I.
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No, not even you can do it.
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But really,
who the hell talks like that?
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Now, now, red.
You were happy, remember?
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Right.
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First freeze of winter.
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I'm spending the day
ice fishing.
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Well, I'll come with you.
Grab a fishing stick for me.
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I don't wanna go.
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What? Why not?
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Because
I don't want you to go.
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Shh-Shh... burn!
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Really, I mean, kitty,
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you'd hate it.
It's cold and boring,
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and we both know the only ice
you like is in your cocktails.
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Shh-Shh...
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nonsense.
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We're going ice fishing and
we're gonna have fun and that's that.
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Yeah,
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that's that.
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Jackie, seriously, isn't there anything
you wanna say about what you did?
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No. I have much more important
things to do with my day.
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Donna, what are we doing
with our day?
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I'm going to karate class.
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Oh, I knew it would be
something sweaty.
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You don't have to go.
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No, no, no, I'm going.
I'm going.
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Now that I'm not with steven, I have much more
time to do mannish, unlady like things with you.
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I'll give you 50 bucks
to take her back.
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50 bucks buys me beer
for a week.
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Freedom lasts a lifetime.
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Oh,
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look at our poor
little tough guy,
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hurting others
to ease his own pain.
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I think someone
needs a tickle.
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No, I'm okay.
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Look, hyde, we're your best friends
and we're here for you, okay?
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We're not gonna let you
go through this thing alone.
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Would you shut up, forman?
I'm fine.
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You know what? Eric's right. We're gonna
do what guys do for each other.
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A massage train?
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No...
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but we did
get you a present.
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It's a great present, guys.
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I especially like the teeny white
paper y'all wrapped it in.
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Yeah, the only thing
that could ruin today is...
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if the russians set off that russian death
ray that's pointed at the white house.
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No, seriously.
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No, I read about it
in a magazine.
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Kelso, that was "the flash"
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and it is a comic book.
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I love comic books.
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I wish I had
thought bubbles.
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Do you see anything?
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Kelso,
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the russians
don't have a death ray,
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but they do have a stupid ray
and it's pointed directly at you.
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No, the russians do have a
death ray and I'll prove it.
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Operator,
get me the white house.
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Kelso,
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I'm not allowed to make long-distance
calls without permission.
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Oh, awesome. I'm on hold and they're
playing that theme song to the president.
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"Hail to the chief."
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Well, thank you, eric, but I'm trying to
enjoy the president's theme song.
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Kelso, if you ask the white house if there's a russian
death ray, they're gonna have you committed.
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So, yeah,
I say go for it.
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Well, obviously they won't admit it.
There'd be panic in the streets.
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That's why I gotta trick 'em
into talking about it.
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It's what us cops call
"tricking them."
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Oh, I'm on. Hello?
Uh, white house?
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Yes, I have a couple
of questions.
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Yes, how well
is the president protected?
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Well... uh...
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because someone wants
to hurt the president, that's why.
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You're damn right it's a threat.
It's a terrible threat on the president's life.
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Awesome.
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What?
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Where am I right now?
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I'm at red forman's house
in point place, wisconsin.
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- No!
- No!
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You idiot. You just
told 'em where we are.
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So?
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Kelso, you just threatened
the president's life.
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They're gonna come here
and arrest us.
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No, no,
I'm not threatening his life.
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It's the russians that have
the russian death ray.
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You didn't mention
the death ray.
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Aha!
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So you admit
that there's a death ray.
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Well, this is boring.
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Let's do something fun.
Oh, oh, let's play 20 questions.
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Kitty, I'm trying to fish.
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Okay, you think of something,
I'll ask the questions.
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Is it a thing?
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Yes.
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Is it small?
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Yes.
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Is it a raisin?
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Yes, you win.
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Well,
you're not even playing.
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What's so great
about ice fishing anyway?
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It was the solitude.
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Well, I'm freezing.
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This is like that winter we locked
ourselves out of our first apartment.
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We had to sit on the stoop
cuddled up for two hours
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waiting for the landlord
to bring the key.
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And then we had to warm ourselves up in front
of the stove because the heater was broken.
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We could warm each other up
right now.
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Ah, what the hell?
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there's a black ford sedan
outside. Hyde's right.
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The feds found us.
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Damn it, kelso.
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You finally figured out how to use
a phone, now we're all going to jail.
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Look, I think you guys
are overreacting.
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There's no way the government would
park a car right outside my house.
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Forman,
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anything you think the government's
not doing, they are doing.
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The only thing they didn't do
is land a man on the moon.
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No, no, no, no, no.
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Spielberg shot the entire thing
on a hollywood movie set.
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That's how he got the job
for "jaws."
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Guys, if that's
the feds' car outside,
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we better dispose
of the evidence right now.
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Oh, yeah.
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Good job disposing
of all the evidence, you guys.
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You better
take this serious, eric.
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We have a lot of evidence to dispose of, even
more than we had at the pink floyd concert.
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at the pink floyd concert.
Yeah, there is a lot,
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and without all
the smoke machines and lasers,
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this is just like punishment.
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Man, I never thought
I'd say this,
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but I wish there were more
people to share this with.
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This is a nightmare.
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White suit with yellow belt?
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Okay, jackie O. Couldn't even
pull this off on easter.
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Donna-san,
you've brought a friend?
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Yes, sensei.
This is jackie.
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Welcome, jackie-san.
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Today we'll be focusing
on self-defense.
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Let's say someone is accosting
you in a dark alley.
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Oh, that doesn't work for me.
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I'd never be in an alley,
'cause I'm not poor.
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And even if I was ever in an alley,
I'd have a boy with me to protect me.
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Jackie, you're not always
gonna be with a guy.
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You're not with one now.
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And, no, I don't count.
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An assault can happen
anywhere, jackie-san.
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The point is someone
wants to do you harm.
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But they don'T.
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All right, maybe someone would follow
these other women to do them harm,
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but when people follow me, it's to ask me where
I get my hair done or to just give me presents.
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That's true.
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- I've seen it.
- Yeah.
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This is our third circle, and it hasn't
calmed me down at all.
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I feel almost more suspicious
than before!
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I don't wanna get sent back
to my home country.
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If I return in shame,
I'll get stoned...
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and then
they'll throw rocks at me.
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Everybody,
just settle down, okay?
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Settle down!
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You are all losing your minds!
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Who is yelling?!
Who is yelling?!
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we all
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just need
to
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keep
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calm.
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that's the door!
We're all gonna die!
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It's okay, it's okay.
I know what to do.
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Okay, eric, you answer the door,
we'll all sneak out the back.
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What?
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Yeah, yeah. No, no, you'll go to jail,
I'll pull some strings to get you out.
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Point place P.D. Has connections with the fbi.
One of our dogs transferred from there.
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Shh! Shh!
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May I speak
to your parents?
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There's no need.
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I'll go quietly.
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Uh, I'm just delivering the hand-vac
mrs. Forman ordered.
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Okay, I'm the one who called,
and all I was saying
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is beware of the death ray.
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Yeah, I'll do that.
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By the way, the whole neighborhood
can smell what you're doing.
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Oh, my god. Did you see his earpiece?
He's definitely fbi.
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There's no other reason why a man
would be wearing an earpiece.
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Oh, don't punt.
You've got one yard to go.
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Guys, I read about this.
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That's the recon guy.
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He's the one
that plants the bugs.
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I hate bugs. Is it on me?
Is it on me?
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No,
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like a bug,
like a microphone.
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Oh, my god.
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We've been infiltrated.
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Guys,if this vacuum is bugged,
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the fbi could be listening
to us right now.
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Well, I think the important
thing is to stick together.
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You know what?
You are absolutely right, fez.
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This is all for one
and one for all.
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you're looking
for michael kelso.
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Quit it!
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No, I'm not gonna quit it,okay?
This is all your fault.
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You called the white house.
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My fault? This is hyde's fault
'cause he's the one
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who got dumped by jackie,
so we had to be nice to him.
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Hey, hey, hey!
Go easy on the kid!
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Letting go of jackie was the
biggest mistake he ever made.
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Remember? We were talking
about it earlier behind his back.
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Shut up, fez. If I wanted your advice,
I'd kick you in the nads.
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Oh, in that case, my advice is
please don't kick me in the nads.
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Hey, guys, you know what?
Maybe the fbi has an opinion
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'cause they'relistening to us.
Remember?The v-a-c-u-u-m?
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he spelled vacuum.
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Whoa, whoa.
Vacuum has two us in it?
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No, that's messed up.
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Okay, well,maybe we should turn it on
and see if it's really a vacuum, and if it is,
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maybe we should tidy up a bit.
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- Aah!
- Aah!
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Hey, one question.
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If the vacuum
really was bugged,
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couldn't we have just
put it outside?
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Damn.
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When kelso's the only one
thinking straight, we're in trouble.
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Guys, we are making
too many mistakes.
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We need to sit down
and figure this out.
245
00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,560
Okay, this is starting
to feel like work, man.
246
00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:46,320
The feds have ruined
the circle.
247
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,440
The circle sucks.
248
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,600
That's right, I said it.
249
00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:52,600
Hey,
250
00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:56,520
this circle, it's the only thing
that's keeping us sharp.
251
00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:59,760
If it weren't for this circle, we'd have no
idea that the feds were surrounding us,
252
00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:02,120
planting bugs everywhere,
watching our every move.
253
00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:04,280
So I say thank you to the circle.
254
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,440
I just want everyone to know...
255
00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:11,000
I'm prepared to fight
my way out of here.
256
00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:21,040
You know,
257
00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:23,520
I don't even care
if the fish aren't biting,
258
00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:26,400
'cause nothing could beat
hanging out with my girl.
259
00:14:28,280 --> 00:14:30,960
Well, in that case,
I have another idea for a game.
260
00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:34,240
It's like 20 questions but sexy.
261
00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:37,360
I call it
262
00:14:37,720 --> 00:14:40,040
sexy 20 questions.
263
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:42,600
Okay,
264
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:44,720
I'll ask the questions.
265
00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,120
Is it something I want?
266
00:14:49,560 --> 00:14:52,280
Every saturday,
twice on christmas.
267
00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:58,080
I got a bite!
268
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:13,680
Good, donna-san.
269
00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:14,800
Jackie-san,
270
00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:17,200
would you like to try the move
that donna-san just performed?
271
00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:20,960
But none of this self-defense
stuff applies to me.
272
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,000
Okay, I've said it before
and I'll say it again--
273
00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,320
everyone
274
00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:25,600
loves me.
275
00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:28,680
You don't understand.
276
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:32,200
I am a stranger who
wants to hurt you.
277
00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:36,280
I'm not buying it.
278
00:15:36,840 --> 00:15:39,280
Okay, jackie, let's say
he's not a stranger.
279
00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:41,600
Let's say he's someone
who already hurt you,
280
00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:43,640
like hyde.
281
00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:45,120
What about him?
282
00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:48,680
Well, you asked hyde for a tiny glimmer of hope
that you guys would end up married one day,
283
00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,840
but he said,"I don't know.
284
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,320
"I don't know,"
285
00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:57,000
as if jackie burkhart
weren't special at all.
286
00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:58,960
Watch it, donna.
287
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,000
I mean,
288
00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:04,400
I mean, i thought
jackie burkhart was special,
289
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:08,160
but according to hyde,
you're no better than me.
290
00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:13,960
All men are bastards!
291
00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:17,800
That jerk didn't want me!
I'm better than everyone!
292
00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:20,240
He lost the best thing
when he lost me!
293
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:23,840
And it's not jackie-san!
It's jackie! Just...
294
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:26,680
jackie! Nothing more than jackie!
295
00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,000
Get it right, dork-san!
296
00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:33,680
Oh!
297
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,120
I love karate.
298
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:43,000
I cannot believe it.
299
00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:46,360
Now they have
a surveillance van outside.
300
00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,400
I hope they're not
taking pictures.
301
00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:52,960
I'm a little puffy.
302
00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:56,600
Okay, this has gone too far.
303
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,200
We didn't do anything wrong.
304
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:03,480
What kind of country is this if you can't make
one threatening phone call to the white house?
305
00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:07,600
Let's find out what's
really going on here.
306
00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:08,600
Yeah.
307
00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:13,680
Whoa.
308
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,720
You know that's not
a real weapon, right?
309
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:19,960
I know.
310
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,920
Not even if you really,
really believe.
311
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:26,800
I don't.
312
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,440
Don't let me down, baby.
313
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:40,560
wait a minute.
It's just a dogcatcher van.
314
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:44,200
Or hello? That's exactly what
the feds want us to think.
315
00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:46,320
I just heard
dogs barking inside.
316
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:49,280
It's obviously a tape recording
of trained dogs.
317
00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:51,960
The barking
is too self-conscious.
318
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:54,920
Plus a dogcatcher van wouldn't
just say "dogcatcher"on the side
319
00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:57,600
of it 'cause otherwise the dogs
would see it and just run away.
320
00:17:58,320 --> 00:17:59,040
On three.
321
00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:01,560
1, 2, 3!
322
00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:08,760
I don't understand.
323
00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:12,920
Look, I don't know
if it's the fresh air talking,
324
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:16,360
but I'm starting to think this whole thing
is just our imagination.
325
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:18,680
You know what, you guys?
326
00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:23,480
Maybe we just need to let this whole
fantasy world of ours go. Whoa.
327
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,760
Watch out, man. I almost just cut
you right in half there.
328
00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:35,920
Kitty, I'm sorry.
329
00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:39,160
I didn't mean to throw
you to the floor.
330
00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:44,360
It's just that that was the first fish
I caught this year.
331
00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:47,240
That was a nice perch.
It was a big perch.
332
00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:49,200
Might've been
a state-record perch.
333
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:55,200
If it means anything,
you're my state-record lady.
334
00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:03,800
Okay, I guess I forgive you.
335
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:07,440
I knew you'd understand.
336
00:19:08,240 --> 00:19:10,400
I mean, fish are really hard to catch,
337
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,320
but you I can't rid of.
338
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,640
Can't get rid of me?
339
00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:17,760
I... I...
340
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:20,800
I can't get rid of
you from my heart.
341
00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:25,120
You see what happens
when you come fishing?
342
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:29,800
So there's one thing
I don't get.
343
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:32,440
If nobody
was after us all day,
344
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,640
then why did the feds
send a spy vacuum?
345
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:38,880
Why don't you call
them up and ask?
346
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,480
- That's a good idea.
- No!
347
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,640
You don't get
to touch that
348
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:45,720
anymore.
349
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,920
Okay.
So, hyde, first day without jackie--
350
00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,600
not a good start, huh?
351
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:55,480
Are you kidding, man?
352
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:57,640
I haven't burned out
this hard in years.
353
00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:01,760
I'd do it all again tomorrow, but I'm exhausted.
I might have to go back to work.
354
00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:06,400
Look at our brave little boy
hiding his sadness behind bluster.
355
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:10,680
Don't worry. I'm sure jackie's just
as miserable as you are.
356
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,600
Oh, I feel so good.
357
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:15,600
This is so much better than staying
home all day crying about steven.
358
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,000
You were a total badass.
359
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,040
Well, I'm not afraid of anything.
360
00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:21,960
- Oh, my god! Aah!
- Aah!
361
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:33,200
Oh my god! There was a pack of wild
dogs over there! I had to climb to the top
of this giant thing to get away from them!
362
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:34,520
Hu...
363
00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:36,080
That was me!
364
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:38,800
Dogs ha?
365
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,560
What did you do?
366
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:42,800
Nothing! We...
367
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:46,080
Kelso thought there was a death ray, so we
called the White House then the Feds came but..
368
00:20:46,120 --> 00:20:47,200
Wait..
369
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,600
It was just a vacuum.
370
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:51,480
Okay, i'm cutting you guys off.
Where is your stash?
371
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,360
It's all gone, man!
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