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How about Monday morning? No, I
have athing with someone from C.I.A,
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uh, Johnson someone or other.
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It's about
that whole Kinsey thing.
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So, any big plans
for the weekend?
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Oh, yeah. Big. Huge!
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Yeah. Me neither.
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What are you
talking about?
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I just walked in with a
whole handful of ingredients
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for my world famous
omelet.
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World famous, huh?
What's in it?
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Eggs.
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I don't think that that
actually qualifies as a recipe.
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Oh, don't kid yourself.
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There's a secret ingredient.
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I can't tell you what it is,
or I'd have to shoot you.
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It's beer, isn't it?
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Carter...
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Let me call you back.
I knew it.
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Hello.
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You're Jack O'Neill.
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Yes.
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Here's a better question...
Who are you?
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That doesn't matter...
To anyone.
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All you need to know is...
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You ruined my life.
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We should have
gotten here earlier,
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when the real deals
were still available.
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Honey,
it's 7:00 A.M.
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Joe,
start over there
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and see if you can
find a lamp
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that would work
in the TV room.
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Oh, my lord, look!
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They have those old
English tea tins.
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Security breached.
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They just got
corridor c9 open.
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All right. Let's go.
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Excuse me.
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How much?
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So, there's this fella
who walks into a bar,
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and he sees an ape
sitting there...
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Sorry, no, he sees a gorilla.
That's it. Right.
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There's this gorilla
sitting there
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drinking a coke.
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So he says to the bartender,
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"hey, what's with the gorilla
drinking that drink?"
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Well, the bartender says, "yeah,
that ape usually orders a coke."
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I mean, a beer.
He usually orders a beer.
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Boss, is it an ape
or a gorilla?
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'Cause they're completely
different species, you know.
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It doesn't matter.
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It could be a monkey.
The point is...
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The point is, Joe,
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it's a good thing
you can cut hair.
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Are we
about done here?
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All set.
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Because someone
somewhere out there
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needs themselves a new car...
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Whether they know it or not,
you know what I mean?
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I feel the power to sell
moving through me today!
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Boys...
It's been a slice.
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Thanks, Fred.
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See you, Fred.
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Bow down now.
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Show your reverence
for my son...
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The mighty warrior klorel.
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Hail apophis.
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Oh, we are reading
the best book
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in book club this week.
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It's called
the heart of a woman.
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It is such a powerful story.
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Oh, every time
I think about it...
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You want to hear a story?
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Oh, sure, dear. I'm sorry.
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What happened to you
today at the shop?
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No, it's not work related.
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I have a story.
What do you mean?
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You know, like in
those books you read,
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only different.
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Okay, sure.
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It's about ateam of
adventurers known as SG-1.
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They travel
to other planets
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through an alien device
known as a Stargate.
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Their leader is the
fearless colonel Jack o'...
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O'Neill, prepare
yourself for...
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...extreme deceleration.
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Yeah. Thanks, Teal'c.
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You get to see your home
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one last time...
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Before you
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and everyone
on your planet
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are destroyed,
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and your kind
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will disturb
the Goa'uld no more.
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So who are the Goa'uld again?
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The bad guys.
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And this...
"Skaara" character?
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Yeah, I thought
you said
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his name was klorel.
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I know
it's a little complicated.
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Just wait.
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I haven't gotten
to the good part yet.
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Skaara!
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Aw, skaara...
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I'm sorry.
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That's it?
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I think so.
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For now, anyways.
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What happens to earth?
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I don't know.
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I mean, I haven't
figured that part out yet.
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Well, you got to
finish it, dad.
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You can't just end a story
in the middle.
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I tell you what...
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You get all your chores done,
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and I'll finish the story
tomorrow.
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Chores?
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What are we, amish?
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Andy!
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Go do your homework.
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He's gotten so precocious.
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You hated it, didn't you?
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Well, you know
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I'm not the biggest
science-fiction fan,
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but, no, no...
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It was... It was just...
So detailed.
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How did you come up with it?
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Honestly, I don't know. I...
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It just sort of
popped into my head.
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That's amazing, really.
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What didn't you like about it?
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Don't get me wrong.
It was exciting.
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It's just that personally,
I like stories
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that are more about
interpersonal relations,
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and a little lessto do
with things blowing up.
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A giant fireball
in the night sky!
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You say these folks
are a military unit?
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Yeah, they're part of
the U.S. air force.
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But they travel
to other planets.
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Through the Stargate.
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Which is
a time-travel machine?
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It's an alien device that
creates a stable wormhole,
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allowing instantaneous travel
to other worlds.
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Time has nothing
to do with it.
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Boss, a question.
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Uh, these...
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Goo-0old...
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Goa'uld.
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Goah-old.
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Goa'uld.
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Never mind.
The bad guys,
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you said they've got
snakes in their heads?
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Symbiotes, yes.
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And what about the fellas
with the ones in their bellies?
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They're different.
They're called Jaffa.
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They incubate the symbiotes
till they're ready for implantation.
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Now, you see, Joe,
that's confusing.
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He's right,
boss.
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I mean, why
can't there be
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just one kind of bad guy?
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You know, snake goes in the
head, makes them evil, the end.
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You could call 'em
"the snake people."
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Yeah, "snake people"
is good.
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They're not called
"the snake people,"
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they're called
the Goa'uld,
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and the Jaffa aren't bad guys,
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they're enslaved warriors
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who mistakenly
believe
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that the Goa'uld
are their gods,
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and it's not confusing,
it's complex!
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Edge of my seat.
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The whole time.
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United States air force.
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How may I direct
your call?
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Uh, hi, I'm trying to reach
one of your officers,
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a colonel Jack O'Neill.
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Two "ls.
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May I have
your name, please,
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and the nature
of your call?
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My name?
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Yes, please.
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Uh, right, right, of course.
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My name is Joe... Smith.
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Listen, I realize
colonel O'Neill
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is probably unavailable,
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off on some important mission
somewhere, but...
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I know this is an odd request.
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I mean, I don't know
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if you know colonel O'Neill
personally, but...
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Could you describe him to me?
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You know, height,
weight, shoe size,
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sense of humor,
that sort of thing.
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I really can't
do that, sir.
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Oh. Of course. Sure.
National security.
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Now, am I understanding
correctly
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that there really is
a colonel Jack O'Neill
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in the air force?
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Is there a message you
would like to leave for him, sir?
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That's fine. Thank you.
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So, in the end,
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rya'c was freed
from apophis' control.
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Teal'c, drey'auc,
and rya'c
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were once again
a family.
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But Teal'c is still going back
to Stargate command
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to fight for the freedom
of the Jaffa?
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Yes, of course.
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He's going to take
drey'auc and rya'c
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to a place
where they'll be safe.
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So, the Goa'uld won't put any
more bombs in rya'c's teeth?
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That's right.
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Now, go to sleep.
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Cool story, dad.
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Joe, where do you get
these ideas you've had lately?
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I don't know.
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Fully formed ideas, plots,
characters...
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Just like that?
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They just appear in your head?
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Basically.
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Why are you looking
at me like that?
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I think you've gotten in touch
with your dormant creativity,
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accessed your wellspring
of imagination.
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What?
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I've read about this
happening to other people.
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You're opening yourself up
to your inner muse.
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My inner muse?
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It's your midlife crisis.
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It is?
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Except instead of
chasing your youth
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by buying a sports car
or going hang gliding,
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you're seeking immortality
through creativity.
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We can't afford a sports car.
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Honey, it's a good thing.
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Especially if it means
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you're not going to have an
affair with a younger woman.
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Wait a second,
wait a second...
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You said Teal'c
put his face
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up to that
head-grabber thing
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before O'Neill. Why
didn't he get grabbed first?
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Guys, itold you.
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Save your questions
until I finish.
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Now, what was left
of colonel O'Neill's mind
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managed to dial
a gate address...
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One they had never
dialed before.
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The asgard?
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Those little
gray guys. Right.
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Shut up
and let him finish, Bert.
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And I don't want
to sound ungrateful,
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because I really, really
appreciate
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you getting all that stuff
out of my head...
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But you folks
should understand...
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That we're out there now.
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We might not
be ready
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for a lot
of this stuff,
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but we're doing
the best we can.
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You have already taken
the first steps
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towards becoming
the fifth race.
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00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:32,598
Well, what about the furlings?
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Are we ever going to hear
about them?
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Oh, of course.
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I'm sure we'll... we'll hear
lots of stories about them.
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I mean, I'll make one up.
261
00:14:44,967 --> 00:14:47,905
Furlings. They sound cute.
262
00:14:47,929 --> 00:14:49,430
Like ewoks.
263
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:01,168
Andy, finish up,
264
00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:03,712
or you're going to
miss your bus, sweetie.
265
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,297
Morning.
Good morning.
266
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:07,091
And want that lawn
done today, mister.
267
00:15:07,115 --> 00:15:10,094
It looks like a wheat field's
growing in our back yard.
268
00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:12,054
After school, mom,
I promise.
269
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:14,348
Son, you get
that lawn finished,
270
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:17,101
and I'll tell you
all about the ree'tou.
271
00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:18,251
Cool!
272
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,004
See you, mom.
See you, dad.
273
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:27,653
The ree'tou?
274
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:30,322
Foothold situation
at the SGC.
275
00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:31,824
Joe, don't take this
the wrong way,
276
00:15:31,848 --> 00:15:35,994
but maybe you should cut
backon the storytelling a bit.
277
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,579
Why?
Nothing, it's just...
278
00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:41,041
Well, I've heard a few
comments from people in town.
279
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:41,750
People? What people?
280
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:45,504
Not everyone wants to hear
about Jack O'Neill and SG-1
281
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,631
every time they come in
for a haircut.
282
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,758
They like hearing my stories.
283
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,136
Maybe they're just
being polite, dear,
284
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,596
and it's not just at the shop.
285
00:15:54,620 --> 00:15:55,806
Sam
at the drugstore
286
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:56,640
said you talk
his ear off
287
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:59,017
every time you're there,
and marjory at the bank,
288
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:00,144
and Lenny
at the gas station.
289
00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:04,148
Sharlene, you were the onewho
told me to follow my muse.
290
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,482
Now you want me
to stop?
291
00:16:05,506 --> 00:16:08,902
What if you write them down?
292
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:11,572
You mean like a... Writer?
293
00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:12,281
Put them on paper.
294
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,867
You can have them there in
the shop, like the magazines.
295
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:18,186
That way, if people want
to read them, they can.
296
00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,515
Sir, the timing
has to be exact.
297
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:39,516
Just a few more
seconds.
298
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:42,001
It's going to have to
be close enough. Go!
299
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:58,660
"Young lieutenant Hammond...
300
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:01,413
"Faced a tough decision.
301
00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:06,793
"Yet the strange foursome
hardly seemed
302
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:08,837
like Soviet spies."
303
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:12,007
Honey, it's 3:00 in the
morning. Come to bed.
304
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,592
Just let me
finish this story.
305
00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:16,220
That's what you said last
night, and the night before that.
306
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:18,222
You've got to get up
in four hours.
307
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:19,473
How are you going to
cut people's hair
308
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,874
if you're dead
on your feet all day?
309
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,521
Joe?
310
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,046
In a minute.
311
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:43,163
"They embraced,
312
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:46,500
"and he looked into her eyes
one last time.
313
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:49,336
"He walked away
with sadness in his heart,
314
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:50,462
"and she watched him go,
315
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:53,257
"wondering if shewould
ever see him again.
316
00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:54,383
The end."
317
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:57,094
That poor woman.
318
00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:58,887
Do you think...
319
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,098
She was with child?
320
00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:04,351
You'll just have to
wait until the sequel.
321
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,061
You got to
be kidding me.
322
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,063
What?
I got something in my eye.
323
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,798
Oh, you're such
a softy.
324
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:14,486
See you tonight,
honey.
325
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:15,445
Bye.
326
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:16,469
Bye, Cindy.
327
00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,910
Morning, boys.
Hey, Calvin.
328
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,579
Joe, looks like you got
some letters
329
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,022
from those magazines
in New York.
330
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,762
"Thank you
for your submission.
331
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:43,348
Unfortunately..." blah,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...
332
00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:46,310
"Thank you for your interest.
Best of luck in the future."
333
00:18:46,334 --> 00:18:47,102
See, I'm not sure
334
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,104
you should've sent in
this one about Seth.
335
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,272
It wasn't one of your best.
336
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,107
They rejected "hathor?"
337
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,966
But it was gold!
338
00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:04,328
Dad.
I'm writing!
339
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:06,163
Seriously, you've
got to see this.
340
00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:09,649
Prepare for
an extreme adventure...
341
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,044
What?
342
00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:13,361
Check it out.
343
00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:21,762
Four excellent heroes
344
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:25,098
in an extraordinary
new Sci-Fi series,
345
00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:27,434
starring Nick marlowe
as the wry colonel danning.
346
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:32,171
As a matter of fact, it does
say "colonel" on my uniform.
347
00:19:33,255 --> 00:19:36,943
There's no such thing as
original thought anymore.
348
00:19:36,967 --> 00:19:37,819
We're all just
regurgitating
349
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,781
the same old ideas
over and over again,
350
00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:41,490
boiling them down
351
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,242
to a giant melting pot
of mediocrity.
352
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,936
Introducing Douglas Anders
as grell.
353
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:55,587
Wormhole x-treme...
Coming this fall.
354
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:58,114
They stole my idea.
355
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:02,511
Hey, whatever
happened to that lawsuit
356
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,554
you guys had
against, uh...
357
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,056
What was that show
called?
358
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,349
"Wormhole x-treme.
359
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,726
Nah, it was canceled
only after one episode.
360
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,061
Bad ratings.
361
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:14,797
I liked it. Not as much
as your stories, boss.
362
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:17,984
Actually,
I have a new one.
363
00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:20,070
Just came to me
last night.
364
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:23,490
SG-1 finds out there's
a giant asteroid
365
00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:24,408
headed toward earth...
366
00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:26,952
I saw the movie.
Hits Paris.
367
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:28,412
Nah, this is different.
368
00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:30,455
It starts when
this amateur astronomer...
369
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:31,707
Uh, actually, Joe,
370
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,375
if it's all right
with you,
371
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,085
I'm not really
in the mood.
372
00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:35,919
Oh, come on, now.
373
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:38,547
Don't you want to know
how SG-1 stops it?
374
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:39,464
Here, I'll just tell you...
375
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:42,426
Major Carter is able to
expand the hyperspace window
376
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:44,511
from the cargo ship
until it surrounds...
377
00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:45,429
Look, no offense,
378
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,097
but how many times
can these folks
379
00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:49,516
save the world from apophis?
380
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,893
What's it up to now,
five, sixtimes?
381
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,438
This story is about Anubis.
Apophis is dead.
382
00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:56,732
What's the diff?
You know what I'm saying?
383
00:20:56,756 --> 00:20:57,983
It's getting
a little repetitive.
384
00:20:58,007 --> 00:21:00,277
I mean, come on now.
There must be other things
385
00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:02,762
we can talk about
besides SG-1.
386
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,269
You guys play golf?
387
00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:21,047
Joe, need to talk to you.
388
00:21:21,071 --> 00:21:23,049
Just a second,
honey. I'm in the zone.
389
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:25,427
Honey, stop typing.
Writing.
390
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:26,928
Please.
391
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,430
What's up?
392
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:30,474
I want you to stop.
393
00:21:30,498 --> 00:21:32,517
I just did.
394
00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:35,020
I mean permanently.
395
00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:35,812
What?
396
00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:38,315
I've been going over
our bills...
397
00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:39,149
Sharlene...
398
00:21:39,173 --> 00:21:40,817
Joe, you closed
the shop early
399
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:43,737
three times this week
to come home and write.
400
00:21:43,761 --> 00:21:44,988
I closed the shop
401
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,740
because business
has been slow.
402
00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:47,991
And you don't see
the connection?
403
00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:50,494
Don't worry, once I get
a few stories published,
404
00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:53,270
land an agent,
things'll get better.
405
00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:02,255
326.
406
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:05,217
That's how many rejection
letters you've received.
407
00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:07,552
You only need
one "yes."
408
00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:09,429
They're not
reading them anymore.
409
00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:11,723
Just sending them back
unopened.
410
00:22:11,747 --> 00:22:13,350
Bert and gordie
like them.
411
00:22:13,374 --> 00:22:14,100
They work for you.
412
00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:16,019
What else are they
going to say?
413
00:22:16,043 --> 00:22:17,521
You haven't even
read them all.
414
00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:21,525
I read "holiday,"
"the light," "the sentinel."
415
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:23,777
Okay, I admit
those may have been
416
00:22:23,801 --> 00:22:24,694
a few small missteps,
417
00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:27,572
but on the whole, they're
getting better, aren't they?
418
00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:28,448
I don't know.
419
00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:30,784
Well, what do you think
the problem is? Tell me.
420
00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:32,536
Maybe I can
fix it.
421
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,412
Well, for one, it seems to me
422
00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:39,167
like the team interaction isn't
what it used to be in the beginning.
423
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,544
You hate them all?
424
00:22:40,568 --> 00:22:41,628
No, I don't.
425
00:22:41,652 --> 00:22:44,363
I hate what
this is doing to you.
426
00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:47,217
You really want me to stop?
427
00:22:47,241 --> 00:22:50,303
Joe, how can this
really be more important
428
00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:52,430
than your livelihood?
429
00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:54,724
Than your family?
430
00:22:54,748 --> 00:22:58,419
Honestly, sharlene,
I don't think I can stop.
431
00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:01,898
Why not?
432
00:23:01,922 --> 00:23:04,067
These stories...
433
00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:06,444
I think...
434
00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:08,905
Think? You think what?
435
00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:11,682
I think they're real,
sharlene.
436
00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:15,871
I'm not making them up.
437
00:23:15,895 --> 00:23:18,415
They're happening... Somewhere.
438
00:23:18,439 --> 00:23:21,585
I can see them,
and it's because of the stone.
439
00:23:21,609 --> 00:23:22,586
Oh, Joe.
440
00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:23,837
I can't
explain it.
441
00:23:23,861 --> 00:23:24,588
Somehow I think
442
00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:27,591
it allows me to see
these incredible things.
443
00:23:27,615 --> 00:23:30,010
That you believe
are really happening?
444
00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:31,994
Yes. Here. Try it.
445
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,223
Where is it?
446
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:36,850
Joe...
447
00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:38,560
Did you take it?
448
00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:42,105
Sharlene...
What'd you do with it?
449
00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:42,689
Sharlene!
450
00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:45,799
What have you done
with my stone?
451
00:23:47,718 --> 00:23:50,095
It was
for your own good!
452
00:23:53,724 --> 00:23:56,352
Has he totally
lost it or what?
453
00:23:57,853 --> 00:24:00,773
Joe, please...
You need help.
454
00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:03,960
Son...
455
00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:05,629
If you know where
it is, just tell me.
456
00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:08,506
I'm not mad.
I just need my stone.
457
00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:09,299
Mom?
458
00:24:09,323 --> 00:24:11,450
You leave him
out of this.
459
00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:13,762
Joe, please!
460
00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:15,704
You're scaring us.
461
00:24:33,055 --> 00:24:34,264
Yes!
462
00:24:35,557 --> 00:24:37,744
Where are you going?
463
00:24:37,768 --> 00:24:39,478
I don't know.
464
00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:58,014
No!
465
00:24:58,038 --> 00:25:01,125
He can't be gone.
466
00:25:04,586 --> 00:25:06,505
He's dead.
467
00:25:11,093 --> 00:25:13,095
Daniels dead.
468
00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:21,270
He can't be gone.
469
00:25:30,154 --> 00:25:33,032
Gordie, you're wearing out
the floor.
470
00:25:34,450 --> 00:25:35,719
Calvin.
471
00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:37,286
Gentlemen.
472
00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:41,141
Slow day?
473
00:25:41,165 --> 00:25:43,560
What have you got, Calvin?
474
00:25:43,584 --> 00:25:44,561
Looks like a stack of bills
475
00:25:44,585 --> 00:25:47,838
and a couple more letters
from those magazines.
476
00:25:49,006 --> 00:25:50,150
Toss them.
477
00:25:50,174 --> 00:25:53,570
There's, uh, also
another letter here
478
00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:55,054
from the air force.
479
00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:58,515
You read it.
480
00:26:06,857 --> 00:26:08,209
"Dear Mr. Spencer...
481
00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:09,169
"Regarding your request
482
00:26:09,193 --> 00:26:11,921
"to meet with
colonel Jack O'Neill,
483
00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:15,407
we regret to inform you
that...
484
00:26:17,743 --> 00:26:20,096
Hey, Joe...
485
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:22,599
If you're so sure
this is all real,
486
00:26:22,623 --> 00:26:23,767
then why don't you
follow it up
487
00:26:23,791 --> 00:26:26,144
with more than
just letters?
488
00:26:26,168 --> 00:26:27,062
Call them up.
489
00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:28,813
Tell them what you
know. If it really is true...
490
00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:32,609
Are you kidding?
I'd disappear in a heartbeat.
491
00:26:32,633 --> 00:26:33,568
You think?
Believe me,
492
00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:36,863
if the government didn't
get me, N.L.D. Is sure to.
493
00:26:36,887 --> 00:26:38,907
I've seen it
happen.
494
00:26:38,931 --> 00:26:41,058
Do you remember armin selig?
495
00:26:42,101 --> 00:26:43,477
Dead.
496
00:26:45,020 --> 00:26:46,396
Right.
497
00:26:49,817 --> 00:26:51,544
Well, look,
498
00:26:51,568 --> 00:26:56,674
I got to... Get back
to my route now.
499
00:26:56,698 --> 00:26:58,093
You guys take care.
500
00:26:58,117 --> 00:26:59,785
Thanks, Calvin.
501
00:27:27,229 --> 00:27:28,647
Hi, Jack.
502
00:27:33,777 --> 00:27:34,838
Daniel?
503
00:27:34,862 --> 00:27:38,740
I leave, and look at the
mess you get yourself into.
504
00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:44,663
Yes! Yeah!
505
00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:47,124
Yes!
506
00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:51,062
Sharlene!
507
00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:52,671
You home?
508
00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:54,440
Sharlene!
509
00:27:54,464 --> 00:27:57,193
Sharlene,
you won't believe it.
510
00:27:57,217 --> 00:27:58,403
Sharlene?
511
00:27:58,427 --> 00:27:59,863
Oh, there you are.
512
00:27:59,887 --> 00:28:01,447
Honey, it's incredible.
513
00:28:01,471 --> 00:28:02,782
Daniels still alive.
514
00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:03,575
I mean,
I know he ascended
515
00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:06,661
to a higher plane
of existence, but he...
516
00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:07,620
What are you
doing?
517
00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:10,331
Andy and I are going
to my mother's for a while.
518
00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:12,709
If you have even
the slightest interest
519
00:28:12,733 --> 00:28:13,960
in saving our marriage,
520
00:28:13,984 --> 00:28:15,753
you'll see someone
who can help you.
521
00:28:15,777 --> 00:28:18,006
Sharlene,
I don't need a shrink.
522
00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:19,132
Sharlene...
523
00:28:19,156 --> 00:28:21,342
Honey,
don't do this.
524
00:28:21,366 --> 00:28:24,762
Please. Come on!
525
00:28:24,786 --> 00:28:26,097
Honey, come on.
526
00:28:26,121 --> 00:28:28,683
We can
work things out.
527
00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:29,517
Sharlene, look,
528
00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:31,210
our problems are small
compared to...
529
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:34,772
Wait, just...
Let's talk.
530
00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:36,149
Can we just
talk this out?
531
00:28:36,173 --> 00:28:39,051
Goodbye, Joe.
I'll call you later.
532
00:28:40,052 --> 00:28:41,720
Sharlene!
533
00:28:42,804 --> 00:28:44,848
Wait! Sharlene!
534
00:28:53,148 --> 00:28:54,918
Dear colonel O'Neill...
535
00:28:54,942 --> 00:28:56,920
I understand
you are a very busy man,
536
00:28:56,944 --> 00:28:59,464
however, I must wonder
if you are actually getting
537
00:28:59,488 --> 00:29:02,967
each and every piece
of correspondence I send you.
538
00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:04,219
I have written
you many letters
539
00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:06,137
and left countless
messages for you
540
00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:06,930
with the air force,
541
00:29:06,954 --> 00:29:10,374
but I have yet to receive
any kind of response from you.
542
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,020
Because of this,
I realize I have no choice
543
00:29:14,044 --> 00:29:16,856
but to take my life
into my own hands
544
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,691
and come clean with you.
545
00:29:18,715 --> 00:29:20,384
I know everything.
546
00:29:22,844 --> 00:29:24,155
Jeez, gordie!
547
00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:25,949
You scared the hell
out of me.
548
00:29:25,973 --> 00:29:27,325
Sorry. Sorry, I...
549
00:29:27,349 --> 00:29:28,576
It's okay, gordie.
550
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,662
I'm just glad
it's you.
551
00:29:30,686 --> 00:29:31,955
Boss, if it's
all right with you,
552
00:29:31,979 --> 00:29:33,539
me and Bert
are going to head home.
553
00:29:33,563 --> 00:29:35,959
It looks like nobody's
coming in again today.
554
00:29:35,983 --> 00:29:36,793
Yeah.
555
00:29:36,817 --> 00:29:41,196
Well, look, I know this is
kind of a bad time, but...
556
00:29:46,285 --> 00:29:47,720
What is it, gordie?
557
00:29:47,744 --> 00:29:51,432
Well, it's been really slow
around here, and...
558
00:29:51,456 --> 00:29:53,268
I kind of dropped off
an application
559
00:29:53,292 --> 00:29:54,835
at the piggly wiggly.
560
00:29:57,421 --> 00:29:58,106
I understand.
561
00:29:58,130 --> 00:30:00,566
You've got to do
what you've got to do.
562
00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:02,676
Thanks, boss. Good night.
563
00:30:04,386 --> 00:30:05,804
'Night.
564
00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:40,672
Activating hyperdrive!
565
00:30:43,925 --> 00:30:46,136
Standing straight up.
566
00:30:53,018 --> 00:30:55,687
Come on, boys!
567
00:31:16,458 --> 00:31:17,751
Sir!
568
00:31:43,527 --> 00:31:45,171
Thanks
for seeing me.
569
00:31:45,195 --> 00:31:46,905
You look great.
570
00:31:47,989 --> 00:31:49,217
How are you?
571
00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:50,635
Oh, I'm good.
572
00:31:50,659 --> 00:31:52,494
Uh, very good.
Uh...
573
00:31:55,664 --> 00:31:57,892
Sharlene, I'm...
I'm sorry
574
00:31:57,916 --> 00:31:59,685
about everything
that's happened.
575
00:31:59,709 --> 00:32:01,104
I drove you
and Andy away.
576
00:32:01,128 --> 00:32:03,564
I understand that now.
Joe...
577
00:32:03,588 --> 00:32:05,024
Just let me finish.
578
00:32:05,048 --> 00:32:07,193
I was too wrapped up
in the stories
579
00:32:07,217 --> 00:32:08,653
to realize
what was important.
580
00:32:08,677 --> 00:32:12,240
I promise I will focus
on rebuilding my business,
581
00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:13,825
on providing for my family,
582
00:32:13,849 --> 00:32:15,827
if you'll give me
another chance.
583
00:32:15,851 --> 00:32:18,121
It was never
about the money, Joe.
584
00:32:18,145 --> 00:32:19,664
It was your obsession
with that stone.
585
00:32:19,688 --> 00:32:22,834
I know, I know, and I owe
you both an explanation.
586
00:32:22,858 --> 00:32:26,254
That's why I brought you proof
that my visions are real.
587
00:32:26,278 --> 00:32:29,465
This is what Jack O'Neill
actually looks like.
588
00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:30,716
Now, I know
what you're thinking,
589
00:32:30,740 --> 00:32:32,593
but I swear I saw
this image in my mind
590
00:32:32,617 --> 00:32:35,138
long before it was
in the paper. Joe...
591
00:32:35,162 --> 00:32:36,472
And here,
this report about
592
00:32:36,496 --> 00:32:39,142
massive solar flare activity
from six years ago.
593
00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:43,855
It coincides with the time
SG-1 destroyed apophis' fleet,
594
00:32:43,879 --> 00:32:47,608
and this, about the sinking
of a Russian submarine?
595
00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:49,068
It happened
the same time.
596
00:32:49,092 --> 00:32:52,155
Anubis' ship crashed
into the pacific ocean.
597
00:32:52,179 --> 00:32:56,033
It just means that you're
using real people and events
598
00:32:56,057 --> 00:32:58,161
and incorporating them
in your fantasies.
599
00:32:58,185 --> 00:32:59,162
They're not fantasies.
600
00:32:59,186 --> 00:33:01,164
Jack O'Neill is head
of Stargate command.
601
00:33:01,188 --> 00:33:03,523
There is no Stargate command!
602
00:33:06,610 --> 00:33:07,295
Listen to me.
603
00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:09,714
I've been talking
to several doctors
604
00:33:09,738 --> 00:33:10,381
about your symptoms,
605
00:33:10,405 --> 00:33:13,176
and they seem to think that
you might be suffering from
606
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,845
something called
manic psychosis
607
00:33:15,869 --> 00:33:18,055
combined with
grandiose delusions,
608
00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:21,184
but with therapy
and medication,
609
00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:24,002
you can probably
live a normal life.
610
00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:26,689
Oh, my god...
611
00:33:26,713 --> 00:33:29,275
They're fighting
in Antarctica
612
00:33:29,299 --> 00:33:31,301
for earth's
very survival.
613
00:33:37,766 --> 00:33:40,411
Anubis fleet is in orbit
above us right now.
614
00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:42,246
Joe, stop it. It's not real.
615
00:33:42,270 --> 00:33:44,207
You don't understand!
616
00:33:44,231 --> 00:33:45,208
If Jack can't find a way
617
00:33:45,232 --> 00:33:49,295
to use the ancients' technology
in time, we're all dead!
618
00:33:49,319 --> 00:33:51,380
Goodbye, Joe.
619
00:33:51,404 --> 00:33:54,217
It's happening,
sharlene!
620
00:33:54,241 --> 00:33:55,635
You'll see!
621
00:33:55,659 --> 00:33:57,285
It's real.
622
00:34:40,537 --> 00:34:41,556
Okay, look.
623
00:34:41,580 --> 00:34:45,017
This obviously
isn't your forte,
624
00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:47,728
so why don't you just
put the gun down
625
00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:48,896
before you get hurt?
626
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:51,274
Don't come any closer.
627
00:34:51,298 --> 00:34:53,425
I know your gun isn't real.
628
00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:56,028
However...
Mine is.
629
00:34:56,052 --> 00:34:59,448
Oh, god! I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
You're right, it's just atoy.
630
00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:01,284
Please don't shoot me.
631
00:35:01,308 --> 00:35:03,119
I'm not going to shoot you.
632
00:35:03,143 --> 00:35:03,911
I'm sorry.
633
00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:05,329
I just thought
it was the only way
634
00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:07,039
to make you listen to me.
635
00:35:07,063 --> 00:35:09,584
Oh, where
you're going,
636
00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:11,294
people will listen.
637
00:35:11,318 --> 00:35:12,295
They've got nothing to do
638
00:35:12,319 --> 00:35:13,462
but listen
to what you have to say.
639
00:35:13,486 --> 00:35:17,300
They've got nice white coats,
padded walls, the whole nine yards.
640
00:35:17,324 --> 00:35:18,301
Please, wait.
641
00:35:18,325 --> 00:35:21,262
You're brigadier general
Jack O'Neill,
642
00:35:21,286 --> 00:35:25,099
head of Stargate command
at Cheyenne mountain.
643
00:35:25,123 --> 00:35:26,684
You used to command
SG-1,
644
00:35:26,708 --> 00:35:27,310
which is now led
645
00:35:27,334 --> 00:35:30,605
by lieutenant colonel
Samantha Carter.
646
00:35:30,629 --> 00:35:33,149
You once visited a planet
called argos,
647
00:35:33,173 --> 00:35:34,317
and nanites in your blood
648
00:35:34,341 --> 00:35:36,527
caused you to age
artificially.
649
00:35:36,551 --> 00:35:38,404
You've had
the entire repository
650
00:35:38,428 --> 00:35:40,156
of the ancients'
knowledge
651
00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:42,700
downloaded into your brain...
Twice.
652
00:35:42,724 --> 00:35:46,329
You have a thing
for the Simpsons, fishing,
653
00:35:46,353 --> 00:35:49,040
Mary steenburgen,
the color peridot,
654
00:35:49,064 --> 00:35:51,375
and you're a terrible
ping-pong player.
655
00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:52,335
Have we met?
656
00:35:52,359 --> 00:35:55,713
My name is Joe Spencer.
I'm a barber.
657
00:35:55,737 --> 00:35:57,590
It's all true,
isn't it?
658
00:35:57,614 --> 00:35:58,591
Everything I've seen...
659
00:35:58,615 --> 00:36:02,577
The Stargate, the Goa'uld,
the asgards.
660
00:36:03,745 --> 00:36:05,222
It's all real.
661
00:36:05,246 --> 00:36:06,682
Tell me it's real.
662
00:36:06,706 --> 00:36:08,416
I need to know.
663
00:36:10,251 --> 00:36:12,730
Well, first of all, Joe,
664
00:36:12,754 --> 00:36:15,507
I'm not a terrible
ping-pong player.
665
00:36:25,308 --> 00:36:28,496
Between you and me, I
totally see the analogy.
666
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:31,457
Burns as Goa'uld...
667
00:36:31,481 --> 00:36:32,667
Thank you.
668
00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:33,376
And don't worry.
669
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:36,695
I won't say aword
about your feelings for...
670
00:36:39,614 --> 00:36:41,384
This is
such an honor.
671
00:36:41,408 --> 00:36:43,052
I don't know
how to thank you
672
00:36:43,076 --> 00:36:45,721
for all you've done
for our planet.
673
00:36:45,745 --> 00:36:47,390
There are not enough words.
674
00:36:47,414 --> 00:36:49,350
It's nice to meet you too.
675
00:36:49,374 --> 00:36:50,434
Joe Spencer.
676
00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:51,977
I was particularly
impressed
677
00:36:52,001 --> 00:36:54,522
with the time
you blew up that sun.
678
00:36:54,546 --> 00:36:56,774
Well, thank you.
I had a bit of help.
679
00:36:56,798 --> 00:36:59,944
And as far as this whole
Pete shanahan thing goes...
680
00:36:59,968 --> 00:37:01,153
Joe...
681
00:37:01,177 --> 00:37:01,862
Dr. Jackson.
682
00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:04,907
Can I just say
thank goodness you're back?
683
00:37:04,931 --> 00:37:06,367
Not that Jonas
was a bad guy,
684
00:37:06,391 --> 00:37:08,411
but after all you've
been through together,
685
00:37:08,435 --> 00:37:10,329
you belong here with SG-1.
686
00:37:10,353 --> 00:37:12,540
Thank you. Jack?
687
00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:15,126
He's a barber.
688
00:37:15,150 --> 00:37:17,128
Broke
into your house?
689
00:37:17,152 --> 00:37:17,878
Yeah.
690
00:37:17,902 --> 00:37:19,362
Second week in a row.
691
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:22,299
Alarm.
692
00:37:22,323 --> 00:37:23,592
I'm thinking dog.
693
00:37:23,616 --> 00:37:26,536
You could try locking
your front door.
694
00:37:39,716 --> 00:37:42,093
Shel kek nem Ron.
695
00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:46,824
Joe, the barber.
696
00:37:46,848 --> 00:37:48,850
Please be seated.
697
00:37:49,976 --> 00:37:51,996
What have you
got there, Carter?
698
00:37:52,020 --> 00:37:53,289
Well, initial tests show
699
00:37:53,313 --> 00:37:55,916
that Joe possesses the
same ancient gene as you do.
700
00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:57,042
I just want you
to know,
701
00:37:57,066 --> 00:37:59,462
if you ever need me to use
the chair device in Antarctica
702
00:37:59,486 --> 00:38:02,506
in defense of the planet,
I'm there.
703
00:38:02,530 --> 00:38:04,073
Thank you.
704
00:38:07,911 --> 00:38:08,888
Other than that,
705
00:38:08,912 --> 00:38:10,431
his physiology
is completely normal.
706
00:38:10,455 --> 00:38:13,434
Are there not a great many people
who possess this ancient gene?
707
00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:16,896
Yeah, I mean, how come I'm
the only one seeing these things?
708
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:18,564
Yes. Good question.
Pray tell?
709
00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:21,942
Unfortunately, our knowledge
of ancient physiology
710
00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:22,902
is fairly limited.
711
00:38:22,926 --> 00:38:24,361
The only other thing
we know
712
00:38:24,385 --> 00:38:25,946
is that Joe has
somehow managed
713
00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:27,490
to gain access
to huge amounts
714
00:38:27,514 --> 00:38:28,783
of classified information,
715
00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:30,493
mainly in regard
to SG-1,
716
00:38:30,517 --> 00:38:32,787
and that these visions
are somehow connected
717
00:38:32,811 --> 00:38:34,580
to the stone he found.
718
00:38:34,604 --> 00:38:36,499
Anything on that?
719
00:38:36,523 --> 00:38:37,166
Daniels looking into it.
720
00:38:37,190 --> 00:38:39,502
He did say there was
something familiar about it.
721
00:38:39,526 --> 00:38:40,795
You claimto
receive these visions
722
00:38:40,819 --> 00:38:43,464
only within the proximity
of the stone.
723
00:38:43,488 --> 00:38:45,716
Perhaps there is a connection
between the stone
724
00:38:45,740 --> 00:38:47,718
and your genetic
predispositions.
725
00:38:47,742 --> 00:38:48,844
I know the hair
726
00:38:48,868 --> 00:38:50,179
makes you look
different,
727
00:38:50,203 --> 00:38:52,956
but didn't you used to
be more gold-colored?
728
00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:55,976
I think I've got it.
729
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,337
It took me a while
to track it down, but...
730
00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:02,024
You have one too?
731
00:39:02,048 --> 00:39:02,608
They're a set.
732
00:39:02,632 --> 00:39:04,819
Jack, you remember p3r-2337
the planet where I...
733
00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:06,278
Where you found
the quantum mirror
734
00:39:06,302 --> 00:39:08,072
that sent you
to an alternate reality,
735
00:39:08,096 --> 00:39:10,473
where the Goa'uld
invaded earth.
736
00:39:16,896 --> 00:39:18,541
Hey, fella.
737
00:39:18,565 --> 00:39:19,333
Hey, Jack.
738
00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:20,835
This all the stuff
we brought back from...
739
00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:24,505
P3r-2337 yeah, you
want to help me catalog it?
740
00:39:24,529 --> 00:39:26,549
You bet,
my favorite.
741
00:39:26,573 --> 00:39:28,884
But it's all going to
have to wait.
742
00:39:28,908 --> 00:39:31,220
Hammond called
a briefing.
743
00:39:31,244 --> 00:39:33,430
We got some intel back
744
00:39:33,454 --> 00:39:34,557
indicating that apophis
745
00:39:34,581 --> 00:39:37,333
might not be
so dead as we thought.
746
00:39:40,753 --> 00:39:45,526
Something about... Chulak.
747
00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:47,319
I think
the stones were a kind of
748
00:39:47,343 --> 00:39:48,320
ancient long-range
communication device,
749
00:39:48,344 --> 00:39:49,989
allowing people to see
events over great distances
750
00:39:50,013 --> 00:39:51,156
through some sort of
psychic connection.
751
00:39:51,180 --> 00:39:53,784
Now, Jack must have activated
the link between the stones
752
00:39:53,808 --> 00:39:55,578
by picking up
the second stone.
753
00:39:55,602 --> 00:39:57,329
Now, after that, all
that would be required
754
00:39:57,353 --> 00:39:58,581
is a certain proximity
to the stone
755
00:39:58,605 --> 00:39:59,582
for the connection
to be activated.
756
00:39:59,606 --> 00:40:03,127
Now, seeing as how the stone was
being stored in the base archives...
757
00:40:03,151 --> 00:40:03,794
But that doesn't
explain how
758
00:40:03,818 --> 00:40:07,631
the other stone got to
the... Where? Where was it?
759
00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:09,675
A garage sale.
760
00:40:09,699 --> 00:40:11,510
The person
who sold itto me
761
00:40:11,534 --> 00:40:13,679
said his grandfather
found it
762
00:40:13,703 --> 00:40:14,597
on a dig in Egypt.
763
00:40:14,621 --> 00:40:17,182
But that still doesn't
explain the proximity issue.
764
00:40:17,206 --> 00:40:20,603
I mean, if the stone general
O'Neill touched was kept here,
765
00:40:20,627 --> 00:40:21,604
how was Joe able to see
766
00:40:21,628 --> 00:40:23,606
everything that happened
to the general off-world?
767
00:40:23,630 --> 00:40:24,607
I'm thinking he was
getting most of it
768
00:40:24,631 --> 00:40:27,610
from when Jack was writing
his reports here on the base.
769
00:40:27,634 --> 00:40:29,987
The stone was being stored
just a few levels above.
770
00:40:30,011 --> 00:40:32,156
That's why the stories
were so easy to write.
771
00:40:32,180 --> 00:40:36,452
It was like someone else had
done most of the work for me.
772
00:40:36,476 --> 00:40:40,063
And... you say
they all got rejected?
773
00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:43,751
Wait a second.
774
00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:45,210
If the stones work
the way Daniel says,
775
00:40:45,234 --> 00:40:47,630
shouldn't general O'Neill
have been able to see
776
00:40:47,654 --> 00:40:50,174
elements of
Joe's life as well?
777
00:40:50,198 --> 00:40:52,450
Theoretically,
yes, he would.
778
00:41:07,590 --> 00:41:11,153
Bowling league
Thursday nights?
779
00:41:11,177 --> 00:41:12,655
You saw that?
780
00:41:12,679 --> 00:41:13,739
You got game, son.
781
00:41:13,763 --> 00:41:15,783
Wait a minute.
Jack, you've been seeing
782
00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:18,118
parts of the life of
a barber in Indiana
783
00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:21,830
for seven years, and
you never mentioned it?
784
00:41:21,854 --> 00:41:23,791
Yeah. Sure I did.
785
00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:25,566
I know I did.
786
00:41:29,570 --> 00:41:32,549
No. No, you didn't, sir.
787
00:41:32,573 --> 00:41:34,075
I didn't?
788
00:41:36,953 --> 00:41:39,848
You didn't find it
the least bit odd?
789
00:41:39,872 --> 00:41:41,308
Actually, no.
790
00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:44,168
I found it
quite... Relaxing.
791
00:41:53,469 --> 00:41:55,656
Sharlene. I only have
about 10 minutes,
792
00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,866
and I really need
to get right back to work.
793
00:41:57,890 --> 00:42:01,245
Um, there's no easy way
to say this...
794
00:42:01,269 --> 00:42:02,037
I want a divorce.
795
00:42:02,061 --> 00:42:04,915
I know. I mean, you
have every right to,
796
00:42:04,939 --> 00:42:06,792
but before we get to that,
797
00:42:06,816 --> 00:42:09,527
there's someone
who'd like to meet you.
798
00:42:10,653 --> 00:42:12,655
Here he comes now.
799
00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:18,220
Sharlene, meet
general Jack O'Neill
800
00:42:18,244 --> 00:42:20,747
of the United States
air force.
801
00:42:22,874 --> 00:42:25,710
It's a pleasure
to meet you, ma'am.
802
00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:30,548
I think we have some
things to talk about.
55603
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