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The Dukes trade General Lee
for a bigger rig.
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It is an 18-wheeIer.
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There's two of us.
That's nine wheeIs apiece.
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Turns out to be a rolling casino.
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Now, you remember, you promised
to win me a mink coat, hot cakes.
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Just find out what's rotten
inside that truck.
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We'II spIit the booty 60-40.
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Hang on to your chips.
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WeII, Cooter? What do you think?
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There ain't no doubt about it,
you got big troubIe.
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How Iong has he been crawIing Iike this?
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It started yesterday
when we tried to push him over 150.
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It staIIed right out at 125.
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What you got here is a sad, sick car...
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with a dried-out, busted bearing.
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If you'd greased them bearings
the other night Iike I toId you...
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instead of spooning that MacKenzie girI...
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the GeneraI might not be in this condition.
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Now, l'll tell you, folks, if l had my choice
between greasing a car...
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and necking with a pretty girl...
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l'd be wearing the same silly smile
that old Bo is.
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How Iong is it going to take?
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We're going to need him by Saturday
for the Cherokee County Dirt Road CIassic.
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I can have him out of here by tomorrow.
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-Cooter, we Iove you.
-For $180.
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How quickIy Iove can turn to hate.
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Cooter, where are we going to get $180?
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I heard about a job.
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Cooter, are you out of your mind?
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Cooter, you know we can't Ieave
Jesse's farm for steady work.
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It's onIy for a coupIe of days.
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That steady?
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It's for the GeneraI.
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AII right, Cooter, Iet's have it.
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I heard some peopIe are Iooking
for drivers for an 18-wheeIer.
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Some folks say that
old Boss Hogg could smell out a chance...
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to make a crooked dollar ten miles away.
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And nothing improved his sense
of smelling more than a nice mint julep.
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Boss hated them.
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But he looked so good drinking them.
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Here you are, Boss. Nice, fresh mint juIep.
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If you don't mind, I'm gonna join you.
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Rosco, you are in uniform and on duty.
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It ain't fitting to be tempted
by the demon aIcohoI.
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-Boss, isn't that HeIen Hogan?
-HeIen Hogan!
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What's HeIen Hogan doing
in Hazzard County in an 18-wheeIer?
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Whatever it is, it's bound to be a scam.
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Brazen woman.
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Last time she come through here,
she was seIIing stock...
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in the Hazzard County dog racing track...
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But we don't have a dog racing track.
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-...without asking my permission.
-She didn't ask your permission?
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Then skedaddIing with the Ioot.
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You know, she spIit without spIitting.
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That's what makes her so brazen.
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You just bird-dog that 18-wheeIer.
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You find out
what's reaIIy going on in there.
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And when you do, you arrest her...
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and everybody working for her.
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-And we'II spIit the booty.
-You're gonna spIit that booty.
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60-40.
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-60-40?
-WouId you prefer it 70-30?
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No, 60-40 wiII be fine.
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We'II spIit it right down the middIe
and then hook a right.
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-What's that?
-I said you were right.
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-Get on with it.
-I'm gone.
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Like the Boss said...
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Helen Hogan ain't
your everyday, basic, psalm-singing lady.
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Although she does believe
in equal rights...
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fair play, and justice for all...
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except when any of it gets in her way.
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-May we heIp you?
-We, who's we?
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Hi, feIIas.
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Luke and me heard
that y'aII are Iooking for a coupIe of men...
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to drive this here rig for a coupIe of days.
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You heard right,
depending on whether y'aII can handIe it.
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-We can handIe it.
-Are you sure?
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It is an 18-wheeIer.
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There's two of us.
That's nine wheeIs apiece.
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Okay. Artie, give him the keys.
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Thank you.
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I'II drive.
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Care to watch up front?
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That's the best offer I've had aII day.
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They sure Iook Iike
a coupIe of reaI hick-a-biIIies.
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They shouId be perfect.
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-My name is HeIen. What's yours?
-Luke.
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-This is my cousin, Bo.
-Hi, Bo.
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-HeIIo, HeIen.
-Okay, Iet's see if you have any taIent.
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Watch this.
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-Is this the best you can do?
-No, ma'am...
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this is the best I can do.
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I'd sure hate to seII that kid insurance.
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Where did you ever Iearn
to drive an 18-wheeIer Iike that?
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I never did Iearn. That was my first time.
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That Iooked Iike a Iot of fun.
Why don't you Iet me try?
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Never mind. I don't wanna grow gray
before my time.
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You know what, boys?
You got yourseIves a job.
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Ma'am, there's just one thing
that we didn't discuss yet.
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I was wondering--
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$200 for both of you for two days...
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starting first thing tomorrow morning.
DeaI?
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-You got it.
-Good.
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-We'II see you in the morning.
-Make sure you'II be here at 9:00 sharp.
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That is, if you boys know
how to teII the time.
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Let's see, what was that?
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That's when the IittIe hand's
on the 12 and the big hand's on the 9.
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I think you got it backwards.
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It's when the IittIe hand's on 9
and the big hand's on 12.
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-Yeah, that's how it is.
-We were just Iearning that Iast week.
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-See you in the morning, ma'am.
-Take care, SmiIey.
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They're gonna be perfect.
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Dewey StovaII. We ain't seeing you at aII.
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Why, you rascaIs, you.
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We figured it wouId take a fIood or a fire
to roust you out of Choctaw County.
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-WeII, just passing through.
-Without stopping by to see UncIe Jesse?
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He ain't gonna take too kindIy to that...
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especiaIIy you and him
being friends so Iong.
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How about coming to supper tonight
and surprising him?
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Tonight?
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-No, I'm kind of tied up tonight.
-Then we'II make it tomorrow night.
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We ain't gonna take no for an answer.
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-Done.
-We'II see you Iater, Dewey.
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Tomorrow night.
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Step right in, Iadies and gentIemen.
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-AII them peopIe going aIong, too?
-They sure ain't Hazzard County foIk.
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I suppose you boys have a right to know
what this is aII about.
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And I'm going to teII you. Here's my card.
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''Armstrong-Peterson
Shock Absorber Company.
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-''HeIen Hogan, President.''
-That's me.
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We're about to demonstrate some
revoIutionary new shock absorbers...
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to some prospective distributors
and they are from different counties.
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You trying to teII us that aII these peopIe
are here to ride on some fancy shocks?
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-Why, that's right, Bo.
-We're aII set, HeIen.
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Okay, gentIemen, start your engine.
Good Iuck.
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It's just about time
to demonstrate our new shocks.
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Boss, this is Sheriff Rosco.
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Them Duke boys just drove off
in that big 18-wheeIer.
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Now we know
there's something rotten in Denmark.
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You forget about Denmark, dimwit.
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Just find out what's rotten
inside that truck. Over.
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That's a big ten-four, good buddy.
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Rosco, if there's one thing in this worId
I'm not...
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it's your good buddy.
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I'm gone.
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Check out that aIternator gauge.
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Something is making that needIe
highIy nervous.
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There?
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Kind of pecuIiar, ain't it?
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You beIieve aII that fancy taIk
about shock absorbers?
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-Do you?
-No.
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Maybe there's hope for you yet.
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I'm going to cIimb back there
and see what's reaIIy going on.
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Do me a favor and watch that first step,
'cause beIieve me...
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it's a diIIy.
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The wheeI is turning.
Put your money down, pIease.
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There she goes. Somebody's gonna
be a Iucky winner right here.
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Thirty-six, red. The house wins again.
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You aImost had it.
Why don't you try again?
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-How's it going?
-Not too good, ma'am.
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Here's something for good Iuck.
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What do you reckon a nice old geezer
like Dewey Stovall...
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is doing in a place like this?
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You know, Luke, that reaIIy ticks me off.
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I mean, aII that taIk about shock absorbers
back there...
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and the whoIe time,
they got a IittIe Vegas running.
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In Vegas at Ieast
you got a chance of winning.
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You're sure that was Dewey StovaII
sitting in that poker game?
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-And Iosing.
-Bad, huh?
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PIay it cooI.
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Nice driving, feIIas. Same time tomorrow?
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At these wages,
you can have us any time, day or night.
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I might just take you up on that.
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How did those peopIe
Iike the shock absorbers?
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They Ioved them.
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As a matter of fact, most of them want us
to take them for another ride tomorrow.
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Yeah, that's just what
they're gonna get, too.
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But not Dewey. Let's go find him.
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Don't Iook now, but Rosco is up there
in that window bird-dogging something.
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It onIy goes to show we ain't
spIitting this operation a second too soon.
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You'II just have to sit a mite Ionger,
Mr. StovaII.
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I'm aImost finished pressing these pants.
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I wish I couId say the same for your jacket.
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How the heck did you get it so dirty?
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I feII getting out of the truck
on the edge of town.
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-We didn't even stop at the edge of town.
-I know.
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But after I Iost the money, I couIdn't
bear to stay in there another minute.
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I don't bIame you.
He was pIaying a crooked game.
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I saw him work the gizmo
on that rouIette wheeI myseIf.
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But I was pIaying poker.
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It's a cinch,
if they fixed one game, they fixed them aII.
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You know, our friend Dewey
didn't even stand a chance.
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Daisy, do you want to turn around?
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-I guess I got what was coming to me.
-How's that?
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For being a fooI.
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AII my Iife, I've been happy
running my IittIe hardware store...
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untiI that big city chain come to town and
took away about haIf of my business.
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What did you do?
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Sorry.
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00:16:41,212 --> 00:16:45,205
I figured to fight fire with fire
and make my store just as big as theirs.
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OnIy thing is, I didn't have money enough
to do the job right, so....
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So you figured you'd gambIe
whatever you had and make the big kiII.
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But what I have or had
was every cent Lucy and I ever owned.
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$1,200.
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Mr. StovaII, if we couId get
your money back...
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wouId you promise not to go back
to that gambIing truck?
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Sure, Luke, but how--
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Never mind how.
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Luke's got that Iook in his eye again.
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And right after he gets that Iook in his eye,
he goes:
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''I got it. Let's go, Bo.''
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And I get into troubIe.
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I got it. Let's go, Bo.
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See what I mean?
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-Luke, what are you up to?
-It's simpIe.
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AII we do is steaI back the $1,200
they stoIe from Mr. StovaII.
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As Iong as it's simpIe.
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For a minute there, I thought we were
gonna have to do something iIIegaI.
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-Daisy.
-Yeah?
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You can turn around now.
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What do you suppose they'II reaIIy do?
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Now, Rosco didn't just
fall off the turnip wagon.
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He knew the only way
that he could get into Helen's truck...
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to find out what was going on
was to fake out the gorilla on guard.
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And he figured
Enos was too innocent-looking...
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to arouse anyone's suspicion.
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00:18:08,232 --> 00:18:10,757
Just look at it.
You can almost hear him grin.
228
00:19:30,581 --> 00:19:34,073
By the time the Dukes showed up
to grab the safe with old Dewey's money...
229
00:19:34,351 --> 00:19:37,184
the first gorilla
was looking for the second gorilla.
230
00:19:37,254 --> 00:19:41,190
And nobody knew that there was
a bloodhound named Rosco inside.
231
00:19:52,570 --> 00:19:54,731
WeII, hotshot,
what are we going to do now?
232
00:19:54,905 --> 00:19:56,805
Not we. You.
233
00:19:58,209 --> 00:20:00,803
Just keep him busy
tiII I can make it to the truck.
234
00:20:00,878 --> 00:20:02,311
It's just a IittIe safe.
235
00:20:02,379 --> 00:20:05,280
I can aIways whistIe for heIp
if I can't Iift it aIone.
236
00:20:07,051 --> 00:20:08,040
Wish me Iuck.
237
00:20:10,821 --> 00:20:12,186
Morgan, buddy.
238
00:20:19,296 --> 00:20:20,888
Can I taIk to you for a minute?
239
00:20:20,965 --> 00:20:24,799
Wait. Just a second.
I ain't got time, I've got to find Art.
240
00:20:25,269 --> 00:20:28,363
-But this is kind of important.
-Go ahead.
241
00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:33,441
Luke and me were wondering
if we couId get an advance on our saIary.
242
00:20:33,911 --> 00:20:37,779
Wait a minute. Excuse me, my man.
That's not my department.
243
00:20:39,817 --> 00:20:42,183
You might have to make it
your department.
244
00:20:42,353 --> 00:20:44,344
We don't know
if we'II be abIe to come back...
245
00:20:44,421 --> 00:20:47,185
and drive that truck for you tomorrow
without some money.
246
00:20:47,324 --> 00:20:49,121
Let me see what I can do.
247
00:20:56,500 --> 00:20:58,331
You think $100 is gonna be enough?
248
00:21:00,237 --> 00:21:01,636
$100 wiII be just fine.
249
00:21:24,361 --> 00:21:25,623
Hey, Art!
250
00:21:38,309 --> 00:21:39,970
Art, you in here?
251
00:21:51,922 --> 00:21:53,514
Is that you, Enos?
252
00:21:57,828 --> 00:21:59,420
What are you doing in here?
253
00:21:59,763 --> 00:22:02,789
I thought you were going to
decoy that feIIow away from here.
254
00:22:04,535 --> 00:22:07,026
You know something?
You're a danged idiot.
255
00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:12,403
That's the most inteIIigent thing
you've said since I've met you.
256
00:22:12,710 --> 00:22:14,871
Hush. You just hush.
257
00:22:16,146 --> 00:22:18,774
You know what we got here?
258
00:22:19,316 --> 00:22:23,810
We got enough stuff here for Boss and I
to start our own casino.
259
00:22:23,921 --> 00:22:27,618
There's no teIIing
how much is in that safe over there.
260
00:22:29,326 --> 00:22:31,351
WiII you stop moaning and groaning?
261
00:22:31,662 --> 00:22:35,598
I'm gonna spIit with you just Iike the Boss
spIits with me, right down the middIe.
262
00:22:35,766 --> 00:22:38,462
I'm gonna give you 10% of my 25% .
263
00:22:39,904 --> 00:22:40,893
Roger.
264
00:22:41,438 --> 00:22:44,168
-Things are just fine.
-Satisfied?
265
00:22:44,875 --> 00:22:47,742
-I toId you it'd check out.
-Just routine, sir.
266
00:22:51,982 --> 00:22:54,746
Where you been? You are supposed
to be watching the truck.
267
00:22:54,818 --> 00:22:58,185
The IocaI fuzz wanted to check me out.
Everything okay here?
268
00:22:58,255 --> 00:23:00,655
It wiII be
as soon as you put these chains on.
269
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:05,187
Did you hear that?
270
00:23:06,563 --> 00:23:08,224
We can get trapped in here.
271
00:23:09,767 --> 00:23:13,066
We'II have to make a break for it.
You go first.
272
00:23:16,373 --> 00:23:19,035
You know, if there's one thing I hate,
it's cowards.
273
00:23:20,177 --> 00:23:21,906
AII right, we'II both go first.
274
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:24,713
On the count of three:
275
00:23:25,316 --> 00:23:28,774
One, two, three.
276
00:23:36,427 --> 00:23:39,692
Helen's hoods never even saw
who knocked them cold.
277
00:23:42,599 --> 00:23:44,829
How did you beat me here?
278
00:23:45,669 --> 00:23:49,196
WiII you stop using them dumb sounds
and taIk reguIar EngIish?
279
00:24:08,792 --> 00:24:10,487
Just 'cause this plan failed...
280
00:24:10,561 --> 00:24:14,429
that don't mean that Luke ain't got
another way to get Dewey's money back.
281
00:24:14,498 --> 00:24:17,592
But it's gonna take a real expert
to pull this one off.
282
00:24:17,768 --> 00:24:21,932
GambIe? Are you asking me to.... Never.
283
00:24:22,172 --> 00:24:24,402
But aII those games
are crooked, UncIe Jesse.
284
00:24:24,475 --> 00:24:26,909
Maybe if they were honest,
Dewey might have won.
285
00:24:27,177 --> 00:24:29,168
Don't you bet on that, IittIe girI.
286
00:24:29,446 --> 00:24:31,812
I know aII there is to know about that, too.
287
00:24:32,049 --> 00:24:34,040
That's just why we need your heIp.
288
00:24:34,651 --> 00:24:36,949
Nobody on that truck
couId ever recognize you.
289
00:24:37,121 --> 00:24:38,679
Forget it, Luke.
290
00:24:38,889 --> 00:24:41,050
AII this is nothing but my own doing.
291
00:24:41,125 --> 00:24:44,288
I'II get out of it myseIf,
even if I am a durned oId fooI.
292
00:24:49,466 --> 00:24:51,593
You and me have been friends...
293
00:24:52,569 --> 00:24:54,298
Ionger than I care to remember.
294
00:24:55,706 --> 00:24:57,230
But you gotta understand...
295
00:24:57,875 --> 00:24:59,934
these boys are asking me...
296
00:25:00,277 --> 00:25:03,371
to go against everything
I ever taught and stood for.
297
00:25:03,747 --> 00:25:04,975
I know, Jesse.
298
00:25:05,149 --> 00:25:08,243
Of course, it couId be
you just can't remember how, Jesse.
299
00:25:08,318 --> 00:25:09,307
Remember how.
300
00:25:11,255 --> 00:25:14,224
Boy, before he saw the Iight...
301
00:25:14,291 --> 00:25:18,523
my granddaddy worked every gambIing
boat up and down the Mississippi...
302
00:25:18,595 --> 00:25:22,156
and he taught me everything he knew
whiIe I was stiII just a tad.
303
00:25:22,699 --> 00:25:26,191
Let's just drop it.
It probabIy wouIdn't have worked anyway.
304
00:25:26,270 --> 00:25:28,636
What do you mean,
it wouIdn't have worked?
305
00:25:28,906 --> 00:25:31,841
It wouId have worked good.
It was a good idea.
306
00:25:33,043 --> 00:25:35,011
You don't beIieve me?
307
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:38,108
Watch this.
308
00:25:43,020 --> 00:25:45,887
Think your oId UncIe Jesse
can't handIe cards...
309
00:25:45,956 --> 00:25:48,982
you got another think coming.
Daisy, where are the cards?
310
00:25:53,130 --> 00:25:54,961
Y'all take a good look...
311
00:25:55,332 --> 00:25:57,732
'cause we are only going
to show this once.
312
00:26:21,959 --> 00:26:23,859
You stiII think it wouIdn't have worked?
313
00:26:23,927 --> 00:26:25,918
I guess we'II never know.
314
00:26:28,365 --> 00:26:31,425
I don't want you three to get the idea...
315
00:26:31,502 --> 00:26:36,269
that I don't know you've been shucking
and jiving me for the Iast 10 minutes.
316
00:26:37,241 --> 00:26:39,175
And my answer is stiII....
317
00:26:44,281 --> 00:26:45,839
Maybe just this once.
318
00:26:48,118 --> 00:26:51,645
Somehow l knew he was gonna be
on that gambling truck the next day...
319
00:26:51,722 --> 00:26:53,155
didn't you?
320
00:26:59,329 --> 00:27:02,457
-Hurry it up, wiII you, Luke?
-I'm aImost finished, aII right?
321
00:27:02,533 --> 00:27:04,433
Years ago, somebody said...
322
00:27:04,501 --> 00:27:08,267
'"The only way to beat a crooked game
is to take the crooked part...
323
00:27:08,338 --> 00:27:10,465
'"and bend it back into shape yourself. '"
324
00:27:10,541 --> 00:27:13,999
That ought to do it. Come on. Hop in.
325
00:27:17,881 --> 00:27:20,975
-You sure that IittIe thing's gonna work?
-Cooter guaranteed it.
326
00:27:21,051 --> 00:27:23,144
You just fIip this switch on cue...
327
00:27:23,220 --> 00:27:25,814
and that rouIette wheeI
wiII drop Jesse a bundIe.
328
00:27:25,889 --> 00:27:29,256
Take a peek and see if Rosco's
stiII bird-dogging us from that window.
329
00:27:29,326 --> 00:27:30,315
WiII do.
330
00:27:32,629 --> 00:27:35,427
What are you doing? Trying to tip him off?
331
00:27:35,499 --> 00:27:37,797
He ain't moved. He's stiII up there.
332
00:27:38,101 --> 00:27:40,661
WhiIe I keep him busy,
you keep this rig roIIing...
333
00:27:40,771 --> 00:27:42,898
-untiI Jesse wins that money back.
-Right.
334
00:27:44,174 --> 00:27:46,608
Speak of the deviI, Iook who's coming.
335
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:53,777
So you say that Dewey StovaII
suggested that you drop by.
336
00:27:53,884 --> 00:27:56,045
Yes, ma'am.
Yancy Peckinpaugh's my name...
337
00:27:56,119 --> 00:28:00,647
and this here's
my traveIing companion, Betty-Lou.
338
00:28:00,891 --> 00:28:03,951
-I'm charmed.
-Honored, I assure you.
339
00:28:04,661 --> 00:28:08,563
Now, you remember, you promised
to win me a mink coat, hot cakes.
340
00:28:08,632 --> 00:28:09,860
Where is Mr. StovaII?
341
00:28:09,933 --> 00:28:12,834
He come down with the vapors,
I am sorry to say.
342
00:28:12,903 --> 00:28:14,302
But he said...
343
00:28:15,305 --> 00:28:18,035
that perhaps I couId repIace him
as a distributor?
344
00:28:19,009 --> 00:28:21,273
You see any probIem?
345
00:28:22,212 --> 00:28:23,577
None at aII.
346
00:28:23,647 --> 00:28:25,672
Won't you come right this way, pIease?
347
00:28:35,492 --> 00:28:38,017
Where did UncIe Jesse
get a Ioad of money Iike that?
348
00:28:38,095 --> 00:28:39,289
He didn't.
349
00:28:39,363 --> 00:28:41,228
Under that $100 biII we gave him...
350
00:28:41,298 --> 00:28:44,199
there ain't nothing
but scraps of a maiI-order cataIog.
351
00:28:44,434 --> 00:28:45,867
Oh, boy.
352
00:28:46,303 --> 00:28:47,463
Let's roII.
353
00:29:00,250 --> 00:29:01,740
Boss, they're moving out.
354
00:29:02,953 --> 00:29:03,942
Come on.
355
00:29:04,988 --> 00:29:07,582
Don't you move in too fast, Rosco.
356
00:29:07,991 --> 00:29:12,223
Give the suckers an hour or two to Iose
their money before you get them.
357
00:29:12,329 --> 00:29:14,160
That's a big ten-four.
358
00:29:16,033 --> 00:29:18,968
Enos, this is Sheriff Rosco.
Are you standing by?
359
00:29:19,169 --> 00:29:20,158
Come on.
360
00:29:21,171 --> 00:29:23,696
Enos standing by as instructed, Sheriff.
361
00:29:23,774 --> 00:29:26,072
Any further orders
other than standing by...
362
00:29:26,143 --> 00:29:28,839
I'II be standing by to hear them. Over.
363
00:29:30,013 --> 00:29:31,537
You dipstick.
364
00:29:32,883 --> 00:29:33,872
Over.
365
00:29:39,523 --> 00:29:41,457
Cooter, this is Luke. You read me?
366
00:29:43,593 --> 00:29:45,584
Cooter, you there? Come back.
367
00:29:47,230 --> 00:29:48,959
Cooter, come in.
368
00:29:50,067 --> 00:29:51,534
Cooter, it's Luke.
369
00:29:52,969 --> 00:29:55,631
Crazy Cooter coming at you.
TaIk to me, Truck-stop.
370
00:29:56,139 --> 00:29:59,302
Be ready to make the pickup
in exactIy five minutes. Copy that?
371
00:29:59,376 --> 00:30:01,503
Check. ExactIy five minutes.
372
00:30:01,578 --> 00:30:04,046
Give or take a minute,
'cause I ain't got no watch.
373
00:30:04,348 --> 00:30:06,407
Mr. StovaII, you wait right here.
374
00:30:07,117 --> 00:30:08,812
I'II be back directIy.
375
00:30:20,530 --> 00:30:22,691
Left by the side of the road again.
376
00:30:23,166 --> 00:30:24,963
I guess it's aII part of the pIan.
377
00:30:28,772 --> 00:30:30,535
It'II be a whoIe Iot easier...
378
00:30:30,607 --> 00:30:33,041
if I'd just puII over to the side
and Iet you out.
379
00:30:33,110 --> 00:30:36,739
Can't. If we make even one stop,
they're gonna smeII a rat.
380
00:30:37,514 --> 00:30:41,280
They'II cIose up them games,
and we'II be right back where we started.
381
00:30:43,053 --> 00:30:45,544
Thirteen, bIack. We got a winner here.
382
00:30:45,622 --> 00:30:48,090
-I thought you were gonna pIay poker.
-I am.
383
00:30:48,658 --> 00:30:52,059
But first, I got to buiId up a stake
on this here rouIette tabIe.
384
00:30:53,497 --> 00:30:55,158
Here you are.
385
00:30:55,399 --> 00:30:58,163
-Thank you, ma'am.
-No, it's on the house.
386
00:30:59,603 --> 00:31:02,197
-Thank you.
-It's my pIeasure.
387
00:31:02,272 --> 00:31:06,231
-Are you having a nice time?
-Sure enough.
388
00:31:07,611 --> 00:31:11,342
This game here with the white baII
Iooks pretty interesting.
389
00:31:11,815 --> 00:31:15,945
I do beIieve it's caIIed rouIette.
You wanna give it a go, Big Daddy?
390
00:31:16,186 --> 00:31:18,120
I wiII in time, sugar pie.
391
00:31:18,188 --> 00:31:21,521
But first, I gotta feeI the vibrations
of the right number.
392
00:31:22,826 --> 00:31:24,817
Where is that damn Cooter?
393
00:31:36,106 --> 00:31:38,006
-Enos, you got your ears on?
-Yes, Sheriff.
394
00:31:38,074 --> 00:31:39,871
AII right, now, get ready.
395
00:31:39,943 --> 00:31:42,309
'Cause as soon as they come by,
we'II be on them...
396
00:31:42,379 --> 00:31:43,846
Iike a duck on a June bug.
397
00:31:44,881 --> 00:31:46,473
We're gonna be the duck.
398
00:31:51,221 --> 00:31:53,018
Here comes Cooter.
399
00:31:58,695 --> 00:32:02,153
Rosco, you're in for a few surprises.
400
00:32:02,666 --> 00:32:05,430
Anybody here sent for a taxicab?
401
00:32:25,021 --> 00:32:27,421
CIimb on it, Cooter.
We onIy got a few minutes.
402
00:32:27,791 --> 00:32:29,554
Give or take a few minutes.
403
00:32:42,038 --> 00:32:44,973
Enos, they just went by.
404
00:32:45,075 --> 00:32:47,873
Now, Iisten, keep Iow,
don't Iet them eyebaII you...
405
00:32:47,944 --> 00:32:50,811
and I'II teII you when to make the move.
I'm gone.
406
00:33:07,964 --> 00:33:10,330
Hey, Boss, this is Rosco.
407
00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:11,992
Me and Enos are right on them.
408
00:33:12,068 --> 00:33:14,434
We're gonna bust them
within five minutes.
409
00:33:15,805 --> 00:33:16,794
Over.
410
00:33:17,107 --> 00:33:19,405
You can bust whoever is bustabIe.
411
00:33:19,843 --> 00:33:23,335
Just don't Iose that Ioot.
I'm coming out there.
412
00:33:35,792 --> 00:33:38,727
Come on, Mr. StovaII.
We'd better cIear out of here...
413
00:33:38,795 --> 00:33:41,389
whiIe Luke makes things difficuIt
for oId Rosco.
414
00:33:57,647 --> 00:34:00,138
AII right, you two,
pIease drive more carefuIIy.
415
00:34:00,216 --> 00:34:01,581
Sorry, ma'am.
416
00:34:01,952 --> 00:34:04,147
Luke here aImost hit a jackrabbit.
417
00:34:04,688 --> 00:34:06,451
Luke, I toId you to be more carefuI.
418
00:34:06,523 --> 00:34:07,512
Thank you.
419
00:34:14,164 --> 00:34:16,132
Enos, this is Rosco.
420
00:34:16,666 --> 00:34:18,156
They're turning north...
421
00:34:18,234 --> 00:34:21,499
hitting the road to Watkins HoIIow.
Now, you head up from the south...
422
00:34:21,638 --> 00:34:24,539
and we'II catch them
between a rock and a hard pIace.
423
00:34:42,692 --> 00:34:45,354
Two beeps.
That's the signaI for me to pIay red.
424
00:34:45,895 --> 00:34:48,762
-How is it going?
-Fine, ma'am.
425
00:34:48,898 --> 00:34:52,925
I just think I got the right vibrations
for the Iucky number.
426
00:34:53,303 --> 00:34:55,828
Fine, sit right down here, Mr. Peckinpaugh.
427
00:34:56,740 --> 00:34:58,401
Put your money down, Grandpa.
428
00:35:01,845 --> 00:35:03,710
-Ma'am.
-I'm with him.
429
00:35:19,329 --> 00:35:20,353
Eighteen.
430
00:35:22,399 --> 00:35:23,388
Red.
431
00:35:24,901 --> 00:35:27,961
Say, this is an interesting game.
432
00:35:48,725 --> 00:35:51,193
Now, in case you're wondering
what's going on...
433
00:35:51,528 --> 00:35:52,825
so am l.
434
00:36:05,408 --> 00:36:07,968
Friends and neighbors,
don't go sticking no fork in it...
435
00:36:08,044 --> 00:36:09,944
'cause it ain't done yet.
436
00:36:18,521 --> 00:36:20,011
AII right, Luke.
437
00:36:22,459 --> 00:36:24,484
Where are you hiding that gambIing truck?
438
00:36:24,694 --> 00:36:26,286
What are you taIking about, Rosco?
439
00:36:26,362 --> 00:36:29,559
I ain't seen no....
Have you seen any gambIing truck?
440
00:36:29,833 --> 00:36:32,267
Not since it Ieft the HoteI MetropoIe.
441
00:36:32,335 --> 00:36:33,666
There you are, Sheriff.
442
00:36:33,903 --> 00:36:36,064
I'm as cIean as you and Boss are dirty.
443
00:36:36,139 --> 00:36:38,369
Of course, you can Iook
in the gIove compartment.
444
00:36:38,441 --> 00:36:40,375
Hush, don't you backtaIk me.
445
00:36:40,643 --> 00:36:43,635
I know I was foIIowing that truck
and it didn't pass Enos...
446
00:36:43,713 --> 00:36:45,271
and that onIy means one thing.
447
00:36:45,348 --> 00:36:48,408
-It turned off on--
-WiIIow Road.
448
00:36:55,024 --> 00:36:57,822
I want you to go back and cut them off...
449
00:36:58,128 --> 00:37:01,154
-at Yuchee Crossing on WiIIow Road.
-Yes, sir.
450
00:37:01,831 --> 00:37:04,095
What Yuchee Ridge Crossing
is that, Sheriff?
451
00:37:04,868 --> 00:37:09,271
How many Yuchee Ridge Crossings
are there on WiIIow Road, you jackass?
452
00:37:09,405 --> 00:37:10,997
That one.
453
00:37:21,017 --> 00:37:23,281
Me first. I'm the Sheriff.
454
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:40,801
So much for PIan A.
Let's see if PIan B works.
455
00:38:10,867 --> 00:38:13,836
Two Iong, and one short.
That means doubIe it up.
456
00:38:13,970 --> 00:38:15,733
I think I'II just...
457
00:38:16,339 --> 00:38:18,432
doubIe up a bet on the bIack.
458
00:38:18,575 --> 00:38:22,204
Mr. Peckinpaugh, I am terribIy sorry.
Excuse me, Artie.
459
00:38:22,312 --> 00:38:24,405
I am sorry, Mr. Peckinpaugh.
460
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:27,244
But I noticed that the wheeI
is running a IittIe ragged.
461
00:38:27,317 --> 00:38:30,377
I wouIdn't want you to risk
any more money on it.
462
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:33,216
But there is an opening at the poker tabIe.
463
00:38:33,756 --> 00:38:36,691
Yes, there is. And you're just in time.
464
00:38:36,759 --> 00:38:39,125
WeII, thank you. You know...
465
00:38:39,195 --> 00:38:41,993
I haven't pIayed poker in a Iong time.
466
00:38:42,098 --> 00:38:44,566
What say we give that a try, honey bun.
467
00:38:48,271 --> 00:38:51,672
They ought to be at Yuchee Ridge
Crossing in about ten minutes, Boss.
468
00:38:52,308 --> 00:38:54,742
This is going to be the biggest arrest
of my career.
469
00:38:54,811 --> 00:38:57,075
It wiII be the Iast arrest of your career...
470
00:38:57,146 --> 00:39:00,445
if anything happens to
that gambIing equipment and aII that Ioot.
471
00:39:00,583 --> 00:39:01,982
All of it.
472
00:39:02,051 --> 00:39:03,211
Did you hear that?
473
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:06,980
We can't make it
to Yuchee Ridge Crossing before the Iaw.
474
00:39:07,056 --> 00:39:08,887
It must be 15 miIes from here.
475
00:39:08,958 --> 00:39:12,086
Not as the crow fIies, or the GeneraI.
Hang on.
476
00:39:42,759 --> 00:39:45,751
Helen had a real nice place
picked out for Jesse.
477
00:39:46,462 --> 00:39:49,192
Right between the crooked dealer
and the house shill.
478
00:39:49,599 --> 00:39:51,157
And for them that don't know it...
479
00:39:51,234 --> 00:39:54,067
the shill is a key person in a rigged game.
480
00:39:54,337 --> 00:39:57,272
l sure hope old Jesse
ain't biting off more than he can chew.
481
00:40:01,444 --> 00:40:02,968
I'm no good at deaIing.
482
00:40:03,846 --> 00:40:05,040
Just cut, my man.
483
00:40:10,353 --> 00:40:11,342
Here we go.
484
00:40:48,191 --> 00:40:51,217
Most folks would say old Jesse
was doing pretty good.
485
00:40:51,294 --> 00:40:54,991
lt ain't often a man gets an ace-high
full house dealt to him right off.
486
00:40:58,267 --> 00:40:59,996
I'II open for...
487
00:41:00,870 --> 00:41:01,859
$200.
488
00:41:02,005 --> 00:41:03,233
I'II see you...
489
00:41:04,207 --> 00:41:05,697
and bump you $200.
490
00:41:14,350 --> 00:41:16,511
Looks Iike it's just you and me Ieft.
491
00:41:17,487 --> 00:41:20,115
Seeing as how I think
you're bIuffing, IittIe girI...
492
00:41:20,590 --> 00:41:24,287
why don't we just go aII the way
right now and pIay...
493
00:41:24,927 --> 00:41:26,554
tabIe stakes to the draw, huh?
494
00:41:26,629 --> 00:41:29,189
-How much you got there?
-$1,500.
495
00:41:34,937 --> 00:41:35,926
Put her in.
496
00:41:44,781 --> 00:41:46,840
There ain't no way a good poker player...
497
00:41:46,916 --> 00:41:48,884
will break up an ace-high full house.
498
00:41:48,951 --> 00:41:50,646
So if Jesse stands pat...
499
00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:53,746
the next two cards will wind up
in the hands of the shill.
500
00:41:56,225 --> 00:41:57,283
Cards, my man?
501
00:41:58,561 --> 00:42:01,291
I reaIIy shouId stand pat.
502
00:42:02,899 --> 00:42:05,561
But I aIways pIay my hunches.
So I'II take two cards.
503
00:42:07,737 --> 00:42:10,137
I hate to see you make a mistake, Mr. P.
504
00:42:10,373 --> 00:42:13,171
Are you sure you read your cards right?
505
00:42:13,242 --> 00:42:15,210
I'm positive, ma'am.
506
00:42:16,412 --> 00:42:17,879
Vibrations, you know.
507
00:42:21,818 --> 00:42:24,013
So why don't you just deaI?
508
00:42:27,890 --> 00:42:29,255
Two cards.
509
00:42:30,460 --> 00:42:32,087
How many cards you want, miss?
510
00:42:34,397 --> 00:42:35,386
Three.
511
00:42:36,232 --> 00:42:37,699
Three cards.
512
00:42:44,807 --> 00:42:46,172
Let's see them.
513
00:42:51,214 --> 00:42:53,546
Pair of tens to the ace.
514
00:42:54,617 --> 00:42:59,554
Now, ain't it a good thing
that I drew these two cards?
515
00:43:01,023 --> 00:43:02,820
That way, if you'd got them...
516
00:43:03,326 --> 00:43:05,988
your four tens wouId have beaten my...
517
00:43:08,531 --> 00:43:09,793
aces fuII house.
518
00:43:12,535 --> 00:43:15,436
Danged if old Jesse didn't fool everybody.
519
00:43:15,505 --> 00:43:19,737
Only thing is, the Dukes are still
a long way from being out of trouble.
520
00:43:19,942 --> 00:43:22,740
Oh, my hot cakes did it, didn't he?
521
00:44:14,263 --> 00:44:15,992
Freeze. Get them up.
522
00:44:16,465 --> 00:44:18,558
Enos, not you, you dipstick.
523
00:44:18,801 --> 00:44:20,632
I finaIIy got you both.
524
00:44:20,703 --> 00:44:22,933
I knew I'd get you and I got you.
525
00:44:37,386 --> 00:44:40,184
Enos, watch him.
Get those peopIe out of that truck.
526
00:44:42,892 --> 00:44:44,826
You criminaIIy attack my car.
527
00:44:44,894 --> 00:44:49,092
Rosco, how dare you Ieave your car
right where I'm going?
528
00:44:50,066 --> 00:44:52,694
I'm sorry about that, Boss.
I'm gIad you're here.
529
00:44:52,768 --> 00:44:55,100
You're just in time. Come on.
530
00:45:06,449 --> 00:45:08,576
AII right, everybody out of there.
531
00:45:08,651 --> 00:45:10,209
Just watch your step.
532
00:45:10,820 --> 00:45:12,583
I don't want any of you innocent peopIe.
533
00:45:12,655 --> 00:45:15,283
It's just the ones that run
this gambIing estabIishment...
534
00:45:15,358 --> 00:45:16,552
that I want.
535
00:45:17,093 --> 00:45:19,687
I want you aII and the money.
536
00:45:19,929 --> 00:45:20,918
What money?
537
00:45:22,031 --> 00:45:24,192
Those two cIeaned us out.
538
00:45:26,502 --> 00:45:29,699
It don't make no difference.
You don't need it where you're going.
539
00:45:29,772 --> 00:45:31,205
-Oh, reaIIy?
-Hush.
540
00:45:32,541 --> 00:45:33,838
Get them out of here.
541
00:45:34,477 --> 00:45:36,570
AII right, where is the money, Duke?
542
00:45:36,979 --> 00:45:38,378
Oh, in your purse?
543
00:45:38,514 --> 00:45:42,006
If you don't mind, Miss Daisy Duke,
I'II just take that as evidence.
544
00:45:43,386 --> 00:45:46,514
This isn't evidence. It's winnings.
We won it fair and square.
545
00:45:46,689 --> 00:45:47,883
We'II be the....
546
00:45:48,124 --> 00:45:49,853
UncIe Jesse, catch.
547
00:45:54,964 --> 00:45:56,625
Luke, where the heII are you?
548
00:46:09,679 --> 00:46:10,771
Give me the hat.
549
00:46:17,620 --> 00:46:19,747
Boss, did you hurt anything important?
550
00:46:20,122 --> 00:46:22,386
Look on the bright side of it.
551
00:46:22,491 --> 00:46:26,860
We got aII that gambIing equipment,
and we can put Bo back in jaiI.
552
00:46:27,163 --> 00:46:29,097
I wouIdn't bet on that, Rosco.
553
00:46:29,165 --> 00:46:32,157
Before we Ieft the house,
we caIIed the State PoIice...
554
00:46:32,234 --> 00:46:34,395
-and toId them what we were up to.
-That's right.
555
00:46:34,470 --> 00:46:37,837
I even toId them it was Boss's idea
for Luke and me to drive the truck.
556
00:46:37,907 --> 00:46:39,704
That way, you'd know
exactIy where we were.
557
00:46:39,775 --> 00:46:42,710
So the boys are off the hook,
the State gets the equipment...
558
00:46:42,778 --> 00:46:44,507
and Boss gets aII the credit.
559
00:46:45,981 --> 00:46:48,814
Credit? What good is that kind of credit?
560
00:46:48,951 --> 00:46:51,283
You can't eat it. You can't drink it.
561
00:46:51,487 --> 00:46:53,216
You can't even spIit it.
562
00:46:54,190 --> 00:46:56,954
I ought to get something
for aII my troubIe.
563
00:46:57,026 --> 00:47:00,427
I guess you'II just have to settIe
for a token of our appreciation.
564
00:47:23,686 --> 00:47:25,449
Here you are, Mr. StovaII.
565
00:47:25,521 --> 00:47:29,150
Just across the county Iine
where aII your money is safe from Rosco.
566
00:47:29,225 --> 00:47:31,523
-You want me to heIp you out?
-HeIp me out?
567
00:47:31,594 --> 00:47:35,553
I've been cIimbing in and out
of car windows before you were born.
568
00:47:36,665 --> 00:47:38,599
I sure want to thank you.
569
00:47:39,435 --> 00:47:42,802
Yesterday, at this time,
I was just about to Iose everything.
570
00:47:43,038 --> 00:47:46,599
Now, thanks to you Dukes and
Cooter here, I got me a second chance.
571
00:47:46,809 --> 00:47:48,140
You quit gambIing?
572
00:47:48,210 --> 00:47:49,802
You've got to be crazy.
573
00:47:50,079 --> 00:47:52,309
I haven't had so much fun in years.
574
00:47:52,515 --> 00:47:55,177
They are opening a new pIace
right here in Choctaw...
575
00:47:55,251 --> 00:47:57,344
with a straight wheeI
and no marked decks.
576
00:47:57,420 --> 00:48:01,356
Why, with what I've Iearnt today,
I figure I can whup my every dime.
577
00:48:02,124 --> 00:48:06,754
Now, you feIIas take care.
I'II see you again soon. Bye, now. Thanks.
578
00:48:07,363 --> 00:48:09,888
Good Iuck to you, Mr. StovaII. So Iong.
579
00:48:10,599 --> 00:48:11,827
Take care of yourseIf.
580
00:48:12,101 --> 00:48:15,434
That's the legend
of the rolling casino of Hazzard.
581
00:48:15,704 --> 00:48:19,834
And how Bo and Luke Duke
helped an old friend out of a tight fix.
582
00:48:19,909 --> 00:48:21,376
And how, after all these years...
583
00:48:21,444 --> 00:48:24,811
old Jesse used some talent
that not many folks knew he had.
584
00:48:24,947 --> 00:48:28,405
Of course, there ain't nothing the
Dukes of Hazzard do that surprises me.
585
00:49:02,718 --> 00:49:03,707
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