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(upbeat techno music)
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♫ Sometimes this world can be so cold
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♫ I can hardly breathe
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♫ When I'm much too proud
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♫ When I get too shy
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♫ To ask for a little warmth
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♫ A little comfort
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♫ From a simple act of compassion
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♫ But getting wrapped up
in your piece of fashion
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♫ Would definitely lead
to some steamy hot passion
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♫ Oh yeah, baby, you look so sexy
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♫ With that piece of leather on
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♫ And I'm so cold and lonely
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♫ Maybe you can spare it til dawn
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♫ When the sun comes out
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♫ And I might thaw out
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♫ From the warmth of your loving arms
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♫ It's so cold I can't breathe
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♫ So give me some relief
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♫ In return I'll show you my magic charms
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♫ Now asking is a bit too much
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♫ Because I'm a bit too shy
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♫ But when my flirtations touch
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♫ I'm just gonna say hi
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♫ Give me that leather jacket, baby
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♫ Let me put it on
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♫ It's much too cold out here, my dear
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♫ So stay with me til dawn
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♫ Oh, give me that leather jacket, baby
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♫ Let me slip it on
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♫ I'll give it back in the morning
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♫ If you stick around til dawn
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♫ Give me that leather jacket, baby
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♫ Let me put it on
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♫ Give me that leather jacket, baby
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- [Kyle] From the mountainous
veils to the oceans,
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love does not appear.
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Truly in the inking moonlight,
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the pitiless stars laugh.
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And yet, when does love speed its arrow
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to my heart?
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Abandoned by family and friends,
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I open my heart.
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From the noble mountains,
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to the churning oceans,
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live does not appear.
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Truly in the inking moonlight,
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the pitiless stars laugh.
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And laugh.
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- Hi.
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- Hi guys.
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(burlesque music)
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- Very nice.
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- That's me, Kyle Rogers.
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I'm 18 and I've been out since puberty.
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I grew up in the valley
but I've been spending
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most of my time in West
Hollywood with Ian,
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my best friend since grade school.
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And that's Ian.
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And this is his place.
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I don't know who the other two guys are,
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Brads, Chads, Ian changes
his pool decor pretty often.
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You might think I'm living the life
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but in this West Hollywood lifestyle
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of sun, booze, and guys
gets tired really fast.
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It's the summer before college.
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I'm bored and as you can hear,
my poetry's going nowhere.
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Which is why I'm moving.
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I think that a change
of pace will jumpstart
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my writing and Silver Lake
seems like the perfect place.
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As you'll soon see, it's
hip, it's gay, and poets
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are everywhere.
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In Silver Lake, Bohemian is a way of life.
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In West Hollywood it's a fashion choice.
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I'm sure Ian would disagree.
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- There you are.
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I've been looking everywhere for you.
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- Really?
(laughs)
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- Look at all these hot guys.
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Who knows, maybe you'll
meet some poets here.
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- (Laughs)
Man, I really doubt I'll find
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any real poets here.
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- Not with that attitude, Kyle.
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- It's time to get a life.
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- Excuse me.
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But I think if you'd look around,
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you'd find that you already have one.
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- That's what I mean.
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It's boring.
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How am I supposed to write about something
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when there's nothing to write about?
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- Look, my mother went through EST
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so I know what you're saying.
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But I want to know is,
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is why you're not having sex anymore.
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- It's not that I'm
not having sex anymore,
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it's that I wanna, I
wanna focus on my writing
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right now.
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I want that to be my priority.
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- But aren't poets
supposed to have sex, Kyle?
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I mean isn't that what they
get their inspiration from?
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(laughs)
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- Ian, it's not just about
getting your rocks off,
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it's about having a special experience.
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- The last time I
checked, Kyle, sex counted
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as an experience.
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Look, this rebel thing's
getting really tired, Kyle.
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I got over it when I was 16 years old.
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Remember when I shaved my head?
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- Yeah, I kind of liked it.
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It looked sort of cool.
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- Right, I just wanted
my parents to wig out
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enough to get me a car, and it worked.
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Lighten up.
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Why can't you face reality?
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- Why can't my reality be, (sighs),
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I don't know, adventures?
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(laughing)
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- Right, Ms. Indiana Jones.
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Look, I'm going to the gym.
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Do you wanna go?
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- I'm packing today, remember?
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- Oh yeah.
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So you need any help?
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- Nah, it's okay.
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I've got it covered.
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- What the hell is that?
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- So, this is my audience
for this voice for boys.
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(laughing)
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Oh, what do we have here?
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Two little lovebirds.
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I wish you all the happiness in the world.
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Oh, and darling, do be a dear
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and buy another pair of knee pads
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for the steam room at the gym.
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(laughing)
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Oh, oh, my, my, my.
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What do we have here?
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Mm, nice body, nice clothes.
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Nice hair.
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(laughing)
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(gasps)
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And who might this little innocent?
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Oh, ho, ho, ho, oh, the selected poems
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of William Blake.
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Oh, a poet.
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(gasps)
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In a forest of the
night, what immortal hand
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or eye, dare frame
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thy fearful symmetry?
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(laughing)
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Oh, do be careful, little lamb.
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There are many hungry tigers
out there in the night.
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One touch and they'll burn you up.
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Out there, it's only you,
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and love, and the tigers.
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Can you handle it?
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- Now feel free to bring your friends home
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with or without their toys.
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- Mom.
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- Well, that's what
they're called isn't it?
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Honey, be careful.
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And don't let those tops push you around.
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Unless you want them to.
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- Bye, Mom.
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- Baby, I love you.
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- Bye, Grandma.
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- Bye, Sweetheart.
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- And remember, safe,
sane, and conventional.
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I mean, conventional.
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- And be sure you use those condoms.
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(upbeat playful music)
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- No, it's nothing like the old days.
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People think they can
write because they attended
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a writer's workshop.
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For Chrissake, what the hell
kind of writing is that?
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We used to go to Venice
Beach and drop acid.
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It's nothing like t was in the old days.
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- All my best friends are gay.
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I mean gay guys are cool.
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There's no competition with the women.
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You don't gotta worry about them running
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into your chick.
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Of course gay guys always
come onto me, eventually,
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and they end up wanting to suck my dick.
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- Can you believe it, they
now even have Hollywood actors
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reading poetry and some
of it's their own poetry?
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- But I think it's cool,
I mean, I'm only straight
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but a mouth is a mouth, you know?
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Don't you agree?
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- [Patron] She says she thinks
that I should come back home.
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It's too strange in California.
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I said, mother, you live in Dayton.
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Why would I want to go back there?
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She said, it's Dayton.
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- Excuse me.
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Hi, can I have an ice mocha
with a small head on it, please?
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- Gee, Mr. Individuality,
you're blazing your own trail,
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aren't you?
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(upbeat piano music)
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- Thank you.
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- [All Three] Oh, hello.
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- Hi.
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(upbeat piano music)
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- Excuse me, but are you a
writer or is that your diary?
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- Oh, I write.
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- What kind of a writer are you?
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- I write poetry, mostly romantic.
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- [Patron] I told you.
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- Shit, the poets are thicker than roaches
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in this dump.
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- What?
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- I'm sorry for my friends
rudeness, we were hoping
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that you a screenwriter.
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- Why?
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- Well, you see, I realize
that only the dynamism
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of the silver screen could possibly hope
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to capture the panorama
of my fascinating life.
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- You mean my life story.
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- I just hope they can get Madonna to play
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my starring role.
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- Keep that trashy slut out of my movie.
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I want some classy actress,
like that Katherine Deneuve.
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I'll probably have to help
her out on the accent though.
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And besides, I just love French food.
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- I'm afraid that only I could play out
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my own drama in a movie.
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- Wouldn't you like a book
of poems written about you?
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- Child, no itty bitty
book of poems is going
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to keep me on the cover
of Entertainment Weekly.
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Here, let me just take a look at that.
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- Well, I don't usually let people read
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through my stuff.
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- Oh come on, give.
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- Maybe your poetry's too good
for ordinary folk like us.
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- Okay.
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Now on the Psalm of Narcissist
there's a double metaphor
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that you gotta watch out--
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- Hush up now.
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We're reading.
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(engine idles)
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(calm music)
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- Hi sweetheart, how are you doin'?
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- Well, look who's here.
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The usual suspects.
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- It's a male thing.
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- Yeah, ain't they pretty?
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- [Mike] Oh, you changed
to pink, thank God.
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- [Sam] You're too ugly to.
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- [Mike] Yeah well, Sam, look who's in it.
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For example.
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- [Sam] Yeah, but I have
to like looking at it.
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The usual?
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- Ah, whatever.
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- Maybe you want the chicken special.
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- I don't care.
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- Ah, don't look now, man.
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I think you're being seriously cruised.
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- Really?
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- Just make sure this one's
got a driver's permit,
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will ya?
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- He lives down the
street in the little house
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behind The Green Door.
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Great parties I hear.
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I bet his motorcycle seat is nice and warm
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and smells like fresh baked bread.
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- He's not my type.
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- Forget about specials,
what's that old proverb?
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Why go to the store for eggs
when the chickens on the loose.
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- I think it's, why buy the
cow when the milk is free.
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Besides, he's not your type.
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- Ah, you never know.
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- Trash.
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Be right back.
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Hi, Darla.
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Two chicken specials, please.
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- [Darla] Two chicken
specials coming right up
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for ya, honey.
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- I felt someone's eyes
burning a hole in my ass
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when I walked in here.
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Was that you?
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- I'm sorry, I didn't mean to--
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- It's all right, you
don't have to apologize.
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It felt good.
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My name's Mike.
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- Hi, I'm Kyle.
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- Hi, Kyle.
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- Tada.
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Hey, don't forget the tip jar.
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- Do you wanna sit down?
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Your friend, isn't he your boyfriend?
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- Well, does anybody have
a boyfriend nowadays?
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Listen, give me a call sometime.
00:16:43.683 --> 00:16:46.397
- So, I read your poems.
00:16:46.397 --> 00:16:47.603
Hello.
00:16:47.603 --> 00:16:49.323
Anybody in there?
00:16:49.323 --> 00:16:51.862
Do you have a boyfriend?
00:16:51.862 --> 00:16:53.791
- No, not now.
00:16:53.791 --> 00:16:55.895
- [both] Mm-hmm.
00:16:55.895 --> 00:16:57.056
(laughing)
00:16:57.056 --> 00:17:01.223
- Girls, let's get outta here,
we've got some living to do.
00:17:02.712 --> 00:17:05.379
- Good luck.
00:17:14.129 --> 00:17:16.796
(whip cracking)
00:17:18.307 --> 00:17:20.974
(whip cracking)
00:17:24.441 --> 00:17:26.534
(phone ringing)
00:17:26.534 --> 00:17:27.367
- Dammit.
00:17:28.443 --> 00:17:29.603
Hello.
00:17:29.603 --> 00:17:32.043
- What are you doing, spanking it?
00:17:32.043 --> 00:17:34.994
- No, I had to run to get the phone.
00:17:34.994 --> 00:17:38.256
- You never run, unless it's last call.
00:17:38.256 --> 00:17:39.847
So you wanna go out tonight?
00:17:39.847 --> 00:17:40.759
- No, I can't.
00:17:40.759 --> 00:17:42.356
I'm going to poetry reading.
00:17:42.356 --> 00:17:43.880
- I can't believe you're
wasting a perfectly
00:17:43.880 --> 00:17:45.771
good Friday night on a poetry reading.
00:17:45.771 --> 00:17:48.010
You never do anything
with me anymore, Kyle.
00:17:48.010 --> 00:17:48.843
- [Kyle] What?
00:17:48.843 --> 00:17:50.405
Come to hear some poetry.
00:17:50.405 --> 00:17:52.429
- Uh, I don't think so, you won't find me
00:17:52.429 --> 00:17:54.515
skipping out on a Friday night unless it's
00:17:54.515 --> 00:17:58.015
a rave underwear party
with at least 500 dudes.
00:17:58.015 --> 00:18:00.478
And I don't think there
are 500 guys who look good
00:18:00.478 --> 00:18:02.794
in underwear living East of La Brea, Kyle.
00:18:02.794 --> 00:18:05.294
- Ian, you would be surprised.
00:18:09.255 --> 00:18:11.452
- Okay, breaks over.
00:18:11.452 --> 00:18:15.419
Now, I hope you all have
had your caffeine fixes.
00:18:15.419 --> 00:18:19.093
But just in case you
haven't, we have a little
00:18:19.093 --> 00:18:20.904
reminder for you.
00:18:20.904 --> 00:18:24.964
Direct from the sunny fields of Columbia,
00:18:24.964 --> 00:18:28.404
the Silver Lake cafe is
very proud to present,
00:18:28.404 --> 00:18:29.987
the Valdez Sisters.
00:18:30.988 --> 00:18:33.238
(applause)
00:18:42.783 --> 00:18:45.739
- This song is for our
sister behind the counter.
00:18:45.739 --> 00:18:47.414
- Cheers girls.
00:18:47.414 --> 00:18:48.876
- Hit it.
00:18:48.876 --> 00:18:50.949
♫ I ain't your mamacita
00:18:50.949 --> 00:18:52.868
♫ So shove your macho plan
00:18:52.868 --> 00:18:55.195
♫ Won't be no Mrs. Olsen
00:18:55.195 --> 00:18:56.658
♫ With coffeepot in my hand
00:18:56.658 --> 00:18:58.867
♫ You want some nice hot java
00:18:58.867 --> 00:19:00.656
♫ You want it mountain grown
00:19:00.656 --> 00:19:02.613
♫ Well get your ass up off that couch
00:19:02.613 --> 00:19:04.666
♫ You listening to me, holmes
00:19:04.666 --> 00:19:06.303
♫ Get your own damn coffee
00:19:06.303 --> 00:19:08.380
♫ Get your own damn coffee
00:19:08.380 --> 00:19:10.055
♫ I'm a woman of the 90's
00:19:10.055 --> 00:19:12.451
♫ I got too much to do
00:19:12.451 --> 00:19:14.559
♫ I'm working on my career, babe
00:19:14.559 --> 00:19:16.187
♫ I can't get coffee for two
00:19:16.187 --> 00:19:18.551
♫ You want it black and steamy
00:19:18.551 --> 00:19:20.398
♫ You want it nice and pink
00:19:20.398 --> 00:19:21.534
♫ You know where the pot is
00:19:21.534 --> 00:19:23.007
♫ Cause I don't give a
00:19:23.007 --> 00:19:24.561
♫ Get your own damn coffee
00:19:24.561 --> 00:19:25.841
♫ Get your own damn coffee
00:19:25.841 --> 00:19:28.167
♫ Get your own damn coffee
00:19:28.167 --> 00:19:31.750
♫ Get your own damn coffee
00:19:32.763 --> 00:19:35.013
(applause)
00:19:36.718 --> 00:19:37.551
- Woo!
00:19:42.677 --> 00:19:44.677
Woo, honey!
00:19:48.144 --> 00:19:49.946
- Thank you very much ladies.
00:19:49.946 --> 00:19:53.491
I never knew Juan Valdez
had so many sisters.
00:19:53.491 --> 00:19:57.510
What else is there to do in Columbia?
00:19:57.510 --> 00:19:58.973
(sniffing)
00:19:58.973 --> 00:20:03.017
For those of you who do not
know me, my name is Martine.
00:20:03.017 --> 00:20:07.184
I am the proprietoress of
this humble establishment.
00:20:08.382 --> 00:20:11.180
And I also serve as the
mistress of ceremonies
00:20:11.180 --> 00:20:14.363
for Mondo Poetry weekend.
00:20:14.363 --> 00:20:18.065
Now I ask you to treat
the readers with respect.
00:20:18.065 --> 00:20:19.796
Just because you hate
the stuff doesn't mean
00:20:19.796 --> 00:20:22.047
the poet's mother doesn't love it.
00:20:22.047 --> 00:20:23.075
(laughter)
00:20:23.075 --> 00:20:26.576
Our last but by no means
late reader tonight
00:20:26.576 --> 00:20:30.591
has a unique style and
he's a regular here,
00:20:30.591 --> 00:20:32.380
at the Silver Lake Cafe.
00:20:32.380 --> 00:20:35.470
Now I want you all to give
a warm Silver Lake Cafe
00:20:35.470 --> 00:20:38.567
welcome to Jack Neal.
00:20:38.567 --> 00:20:40.817
(applause)
00:20:48.243 --> 00:20:49.243
- Thank you.
00:21:04.692 --> 00:21:08.859
Oh tired sphincter boy
00:21:10.954 --> 00:21:13.954
You are my toy
00:21:15.054 --> 00:21:16.597
As my shafty love
00:21:16.597 --> 00:21:18.498
Finds your hole
00:21:18.498 --> 00:21:20.351
Get me to go
00:21:20.351 --> 00:21:23.601
You little ho, my turtle dove
00:21:24.849 --> 00:21:27.371
Oh tired sphincter boy
00:21:27.371 --> 00:21:31.388
Watch what you are and you will be
00:21:31.388 --> 00:21:33.497
A pansy on my heart
00:21:33.497 --> 00:21:35.750
I want you for tea
00:21:35.750 --> 00:21:38.705
Mad said the hatter
00:21:38.705 --> 00:21:41.535
Alice left the party late
00:21:41.535 --> 00:21:46.179
Good thing too, for you were on my plate
00:21:46.179 --> 00:21:48.158
A delightful appetizer
00:21:48.158 --> 00:21:51.072
Does it matter what size or to what
00:21:51.072 --> 00:21:53.023
lengths we can attain?
00:21:53.023 --> 00:21:56.827
Keep on, keep on oh tired sphincter boy
00:21:56.827 --> 00:21:59.494
no matter the pain
00:22:00.444 --> 00:22:01.861
We butter old jam
00:22:02.934 --> 00:22:05.695
Marmalade or Promise margarine
00:22:05.695 --> 00:22:09.018
Fresh fruit, no fat, high fiber
00:22:09.018 --> 00:22:12.991
we spring to the margin
of all our recesses
00:22:12.991 --> 00:22:16.488
Sharing each other down
00:22:16.488 --> 00:22:18.316
To morsel in neat
00:22:18.316 --> 00:22:22.216
Oh yes, extra butter
00:22:22.216 --> 00:22:25.883
and on it I sit.
00:22:27.740 --> 00:22:31.907
And eluga, melanoma, spots and locks.
00:22:32.921 --> 00:22:36.620
My treasures accumulate
00:22:36.620 --> 00:22:40.049
like cumulonimbus clouds in the sky.
00:22:40.049 --> 00:22:42.905
Puffy as the pillows
00:22:42.905 --> 00:22:46.196
on which you now lie.
00:22:46.196 --> 00:22:48.393
Wheat can't be beat.
00:22:48.393 --> 00:22:50.605
Your dimples are merry.
00:22:50.605 --> 00:22:55.518
Our passion so very neat in our love heat.
00:22:55.518 --> 00:22:58.488
I don't mean to be contrary.
00:22:58.488 --> 00:23:02.855
With silver bells and cockleshells.
00:23:02.855 --> 00:23:06.272
Fume, pearls, swirls,
00:23:07.357 --> 00:23:10.423
bergamot marmot, all that I got.
00:23:10.423 --> 00:23:14.590
Every little twirl for you.
00:23:16.746 --> 00:23:18.397
Oh my little rosebud.
00:23:18.397 --> 00:23:21.551
Eager and stout.
00:23:21.551 --> 00:23:24.218
You are my teacup and I,
00:23:25.712 --> 00:23:28.962
I am your spout.
00:23:34.928 --> 00:23:36.348
The end.
00:23:36.348 --> 00:23:38.598
(applause)
00:23:50.675 --> 00:23:52.230
- Thank you, Jack.
00:23:52.230 --> 00:23:56.150
You know, I have to tell you,
I may never be able to look
00:23:56.150 --> 00:23:58.691
at a cup of Earl Gray
quite the same way again.
00:23:58.691 --> 00:24:01.590
- Any time, love.
00:24:01.590 --> 00:24:04.773
- Well, it has been quite a night.
00:24:04.773 --> 00:24:06.866
With a wide range of talent.
00:24:06.866 --> 00:24:09.219
Just stick around, meet
the poets, have more
00:24:09.219 --> 00:24:12.341
coffee, and be sure to
come back tomorrow night
00:24:12.341 --> 00:24:15.276
and Sunday night as
Silver Lake Cafe continues
00:24:15.276 --> 00:24:18.086
with Mondo Poetry weekend.
00:24:18.086 --> 00:24:20.517
Thank you very, very much.
00:24:20.517 --> 00:24:22.767
(applause)
00:24:31.048 --> 00:24:32.545
- Excuse me.
00:24:32.545 --> 00:24:35.355
I just wanted to say how
much I really enjoyed
00:24:35.355 --> 00:24:36.188
your poem.
00:24:36.188 --> 00:24:39.499
- Oh, thank you.
00:24:39.499 --> 00:24:43.159
The audience was a bit slow tonight.
00:24:43.159 --> 00:24:45.498
This is my lover and my biggest fan.
00:24:45.498 --> 00:24:49.113
Julian, please meet, what is your name?
00:24:49.113 --> 00:24:50.363
- Kyle.
- Kyle.
00:24:52.025 --> 00:24:55.217
- Could I buy you guys
some coffee or something.
00:24:55.217 --> 00:24:56.226
- But of course.
- No thanks.
00:24:56.226 --> 00:24:58.926
We're supposed to be at Bob and Sergio's
00:24:58.926 --> 00:24:59.955
over half hour ago.
00:24:59.955 --> 00:25:03.723
- Can I help it if my
fans demand attention?
00:25:03.723 --> 00:25:06.806
Yes, just for a few minutes, no more.
00:25:08.505 --> 00:25:10.173
- I write poetry too.
00:25:10.173 --> 00:25:11.386
- Oh.
00:25:11.386 --> 00:25:13.796
- Yeah, I'm going to be
studying it this Fall.
00:25:13.796 --> 00:25:14.629
- Really?
00:25:14.629 --> 00:25:18.172
So where will you be taking classes?
00:25:18.172 --> 00:25:19.389
- At UCLA.
00:25:19.389 --> 00:25:21.933
- Oh, now that's a good school.
00:25:21.933 --> 00:25:25.198
You must be very talented.
00:25:25.198 --> 00:25:27.291
- Hello, hello, I can
help somebody over here.
00:25:27.291 --> 00:25:28.497
Isn't anybody listening?
00:25:28.497 --> 00:25:31.457
Hey blondie, you, hi, can I help you?
00:25:31.457 --> 00:25:35.141
- Okay, um well, I'd
like to get a lemon tea
00:25:35.141 --> 00:25:38.958
with honey and no lemon
and I'd like to get
00:25:38.958 --> 00:25:41.875
a double espresso with three twists
00:25:43.278 --> 00:25:45.410
and an iced mocha for myself
00:25:45.410 --> 00:25:48.187
with a short head on it.
00:25:48.187 --> 00:25:50.289
- Always a short head.
00:25:50.289 --> 00:25:52.794
Oh, I remember you from this morning.
00:25:52.794 --> 00:25:56.079
A small head, you mean like a pinhead?
00:25:56.079 --> 00:25:59.533
Well, honey for you it's
one pinhead special.
00:25:59.533 --> 00:26:01.580
- I like what you did with
the flower and water entry
00:26:01.580 --> 00:26:02.704
in the poem.
00:26:02.704 --> 00:26:06.210
Although I was most impressed
at the end of the poem
00:26:06.210 --> 00:26:09.092
how you never really see the
teapot pour out any water
00:26:09.092 --> 00:26:13.175
or tea, it was left to
the listeners imagination.
00:26:14.530 --> 00:26:17.784
- Look, I know you're being sweet.
00:26:17.784 --> 00:26:19.174
How old are you anyway?
00:26:19.174 --> 00:26:20.007
- 18.
00:26:20.007 --> 00:26:22.257
- 18, Kyle,
00:26:24.557 --> 00:26:28.903
that poem is only about fucking.
00:26:28.903 --> 00:26:32.563
I titled it, Tired Sphincter Boy.
00:26:32.563 --> 00:26:35.812
- I thought it was your
polemic against the corrupt
00:26:35.812 --> 00:26:37.910
American value system.
00:26:37.910 --> 00:26:41.162
- Oh, just by my standing
up and reading my love poems
00:26:41.162 --> 00:26:44.685
to Julian is enough to make
the heterosexist American
00:26:44.685 --> 00:26:48.535
running dogs treadmill in
their stormtrooping boots.
00:26:48.535 --> 00:26:50.911
Pass the sugar please.
00:26:50.911 --> 00:26:51.744
Thank you.
00:26:54.350 --> 00:26:57.846
Sometimes a poem about
fucking is just a poem
00:26:57.846 --> 00:26:58.900
about fucking.
00:26:58.900 --> 00:27:00.807
- How do you know the difference?
00:27:00.807 --> 00:27:02.434
- Have you ever been in love before?
00:27:02.434 --> 00:27:03.731
- Yeah, I guess.
00:27:03.731 --> 00:27:07.481
- If you have to guess
then the answer is no.
00:27:08.715 --> 00:27:12.538
Have you ever been driven,
been possessed by someone
00:27:12.538 --> 00:27:15.859
enough that they bubble up inside you
00:27:15.859 --> 00:27:19.683
and you have to write about
them or you just go mad?
00:27:19.683 --> 00:27:21.752
- I've written some love poems though.
00:27:21.752 --> 00:27:26.140
- Turgid lines about
mountains and churning oceans
00:27:26.140 --> 00:27:28.024
and sad stars I'd wager.
00:27:28.024 --> 00:27:32.191
Now Lord knows I filled
notebooks with lines like that.
00:27:33.957 --> 00:27:37.177
And then I met Julian, my muse.
00:27:37.177 --> 00:27:39.751
Well then the words started
to come by themselves.
00:27:39.751 --> 00:27:41.591
Oh they weren't perfect
by any means but they were
00:27:41.591 --> 00:27:42.711
pretty good.
00:27:42.711 --> 00:27:45.683
I started to write about
how I felt about things,
00:27:45.683 --> 00:27:47.692
not what I thought.
00:27:47.692 --> 00:27:50.140
They were simple little poems.
00:27:50.140 --> 00:27:51.743
- It was my favorites.
00:27:51.743 --> 00:27:52.739
- They would be.
00:27:52.739 --> 00:27:55.513
They were all about him.
00:27:55.513 --> 00:27:59.638
- [Julian] We have got to go.
00:27:59.638 --> 00:28:00.713
- You're right.
00:28:00.713 --> 00:28:01.796
You're right.
00:28:07.859 --> 00:28:12.026
Don't worry, you'll find
your muse, all right.
00:28:13.520 --> 00:28:17.687
Or, your muse will find you.
00:28:36.840 --> 00:28:37.840
- It's cute.
00:28:40.411 --> 00:28:41.434
A little small though.
00:28:41.434 --> 00:28:43.084
- Oh well, if you're going
to be the size queen.
00:28:43.084 --> 00:28:44.735
- No, no, no, no, I
was just, just kidding.
00:28:44.735 --> 00:28:46.782
Sorry.
00:28:46.782 --> 00:28:49.208
- I'm just kidding, here you go.
00:28:49.208 --> 00:28:50.307
That's twice.
00:28:50.307 --> 00:28:51.140
- What, what's twice?
00:28:51.140 --> 00:28:52.972
- That's twice you said
you said you're sorry.
00:28:52.972 --> 00:28:54.799
The first time was this morning when you
00:28:54.799 --> 00:28:57.702
apologized for staring at
my ass and now when you've
00:28:57.702 --> 00:29:01.869
accused me of bringing you
too small an endowment.
00:29:02.785 --> 00:29:07.657
Besides, it's not the
meat, it's how it's packed.
00:29:07.657 --> 00:29:09.857
- You've got a good memory.
00:29:09.857 --> 00:29:11.774
- For important things.
00:29:13.085 --> 00:29:15.484
- Look, about today, I am sorry--
00:29:15.484 --> 00:29:17.178
- Uh-Uh, uh uh uh uh.
00:29:17.178 --> 00:29:18.678
(laughing)
00:29:18.678 --> 00:29:21.942
- All right, what is that,
three strikes in a row?
00:29:21.942 --> 00:29:23.025
- Not at all.
00:29:24.613 --> 00:29:28.441
I think you're good for
six or seven strikes.
00:29:28.441 --> 00:29:31.108
(clears throat)
00:29:32.920 --> 00:29:36.163
So, you been here a long time?
00:29:36.163 --> 00:29:38.513
- [Kyle] Since the beginning
of the poetry reading.
00:29:38.513 --> 00:29:40.875
There were some interesting readers.
00:29:40.875 --> 00:29:41.708
Were you here?
00:29:41.708 --> 00:29:44.785
- Oh, no, no, I don't go
in for that arty stuff.
00:29:44.785 --> 00:29:46.727
Most of the time I don't
get what writers talking
00:29:46.727 --> 00:29:47.638
about anyway.
00:29:47.638 --> 00:29:52.074
Figure people should
just say what they mean.
00:29:52.074 --> 00:29:56.823
Probably rather do things
than hear about them anyway.
00:29:56.823 --> 00:30:00.648
So, you write?
00:30:00.648 --> 00:30:02.219
- I'm trying.
00:30:02.219 --> 00:30:03.644
I just moved here from the valley.
00:30:03.644 --> 00:30:04.477
- [Mike] Oh really, where?
00:30:04.477 --> 00:30:05.310
- Sherman Oaks.
00:30:05.310 --> 00:30:06.796
- [Mike] Oh, I come from North Hollywood.
00:30:06.796 --> 00:30:10.212
- Maybe we know some of the same people.
00:30:10.212 --> 00:30:11.795
- I don't think so.
00:30:13.042 --> 00:30:16.294
Different parts of the valley.
00:30:16.294 --> 00:30:18.180
Different eras too.
00:30:18.180 --> 00:30:22.263
So, Kyle, tell me a story
about your sordid past.
00:30:25.141 --> 00:30:29.058
- Hm, I don't know, it's
hard to pick just one.
00:30:30.337 --> 00:30:33.382
I started dating guys in the 6th grade.
00:30:33.382 --> 00:30:34.215
- Do tell.
00:30:34.215 --> 00:30:38.482
- My friend, Ian, he
was my first boyfriend.
00:30:38.482 --> 00:30:40.482
Now he's my best friend.
00:30:42.225 --> 00:30:45.243
He used to invite guys over to his house
00:30:45.243 --> 00:30:49.467
to try out his new Vespa and
as soon as you got over there,
00:30:49.467 --> 00:30:52.368
he'd jump your bones, right?
00:30:52.368 --> 00:30:54.558
- That's the first time
you had sex with a guy?
00:30:54.558 --> 00:30:58.019
- Well, I had to wait awhile because he,
00:30:58.019 --> 00:31:02.268
he had all the other guys in
the class who were before me.
00:31:02.268 --> 00:31:04.827
I couldn't take it
anymore so I marched over
00:31:04.827 --> 00:31:07.472
to his place and asked him why.
00:31:07.472 --> 00:31:09.055
- Oh, pushy bottom.
00:31:11.557 --> 00:31:12.928
Pushy convenience.
00:31:12.928 --> 00:31:17.095
- Anyways, Ian told me that
00:31:19.830 --> 00:31:21.997
he was saving me for last.
00:31:24.001 --> 00:31:27.978
When he told me, I felt
all hot and cold inside.
00:31:27.978 --> 00:31:30.601
Ian says he has to protect me from myself.
00:31:30.601 --> 00:31:31.943
He-
00:31:31.943 --> 00:31:34.507
- Why are you so bad you need protection?
00:31:34.507 --> 00:31:39.313
- [Kyle] Says I don't have
enough fun, I'm too serious.
00:31:39.313 --> 00:31:42.602
I guess he's right, sometimes.
00:31:42.602 --> 00:31:45.504
- I used to hang out in those
bars at North Hollywood.
00:31:45.504 --> 00:31:48.815
- So was that the first
time you had sex with a man?
00:31:48.815 --> 00:31:52.243
- No, by the time I
was legal drinking age,
00:31:52.243 --> 00:31:54.826
I had already joined the army.
00:31:54.826 --> 00:31:56.591
It's the gayest place on Earth.
00:31:56.591 --> 00:31:57.495
(laughing)
00:31:57.495 --> 00:31:58.562
If they took all the gays and lesbians
00:31:58.562 --> 00:31:59.434
out of the military, there wouldn't be
00:31:59.434 --> 00:32:02.934
enough people left to defend Rhode Island.
00:32:04.423 --> 00:32:06.256
- Were you in Vietnam?
00:32:08.066 --> 00:32:08.899
- Vietnam?
00:32:10.648 --> 00:32:12.509
Kyle, I'm older than you,
I'm not that much older
00:32:12.509 --> 00:32:13.342
than you.
00:32:14.185 --> 00:32:16.081
Sam went to Vietnam.
00:32:16.081 --> 00:32:19.826
- So, Sam's not your lover?
00:32:19.826 --> 00:32:20.993
- Sam,
00:32:23.234 --> 00:32:26.020
we've had this carpentry business together
00:32:26.020 --> 00:32:27.353
for seven years.
00:32:28.782 --> 00:32:30.909
Lived together on and
off during that time.
00:32:30.909 --> 00:32:32.829
- So what is it now?
00:32:32.829 --> 00:32:34.162
Is it on or off?
00:32:35.754 --> 00:32:40.099
- It's on but we have an understanding.
00:32:40.099 --> 00:32:40.932
- Mm-Hmm.
00:32:40.932 --> 00:32:44.932
- Sam's long since given
up trying to reform me.
00:32:48.305 --> 00:32:49.517
You know you can learn
a lot about a person
00:32:49.517 --> 00:32:50.934
from their hands.
00:32:52.179 --> 00:32:53.154
You have long fingers.
00:32:53.154 --> 00:32:54.669
That's always a good sign.
00:32:54.669 --> 00:32:55.746
- What's that?
00:32:55.746 --> 00:32:57.678
- There's no ring indentation.
00:32:57.678 --> 00:33:01.923
The subject has not had
any long term relationships
00:33:01.923 --> 00:33:05.585
or perhaps the subject
doesn't feel any need
00:33:05.585 --> 00:33:09.387
to broadcast the state
of his relationships,
00:33:09.387 --> 00:33:11.552
independent thinker type.
00:33:11.552 --> 00:33:14.597
- Actually, they say it's the eyes
00:33:14.597 --> 00:33:17.347
that are the windows to the soul.
00:33:21.471 --> 00:33:25.958
- So, what do my eyes tell you about me?
00:33:25.958 --> 00:33:26.791
- I don't know.
00:33:26.791 --> 00:33:28.237
It's just a saying, I don't--
00:33:28.237 --> 00:33:29.654
- [Mike] Come on.
00:33:32.155 --> 00:33:32.988
- Okay.
00:33:35.913 --> 00:33:39.913
Well, they're not bloodshot,
that's a good sign.
00:33:43.787 --> 00:33:45.589
- Aren't you going to tell me they look
00:33:45.589 --> 00:33:47.339
like two lipid pools?
00:33:49.548 --> 00:33:53.045
- There's probably something
else we should discuss.
00:33:53.045 --> 00:33:57.185
- Uh, negative, but I don't
know how that happened.
00:33:57.185 --> 00:33:59.024
- I'm negative also.
00:33:59.024 --> 00:34:00.557
(exhales)
00:34:00.557 --> 00:34:02.860
The first time I heard
about AIDS I was seven
00:34:02.860 --> 00:34:04.172
or eight years old.
00:34:04.172 --> 00:34:06.231
I've grown up with safe sex.
00:34:06.231 --> 00:34:08.314
It's all I've ever known.
00:34:09.646 --> 00:34:13.813
- So, want to go do something?
00:34:16.947 --> 00:34:19.957
- [Kyle] Could I take your jacket?
00:34:19.957 --> 00:34:20.790
- Sure.
00:34:29.668 --> 00:34:31.918
(laughing)
00:34:37.514 --> 00:34:39.063
- [Mike] Go ahead.
00:34:39.063 --> 00:34:40.574
Put it on.
00:34:40.574 --> 00:34:43.650
- Yeah.
(Laughs)
00:34:43.650 --> 00:34:44.483
Cool.
00:34:51.147 --> 00:34:53.230
(laughs)
00:34:57.545 --> 00:34:58.545
- Like that.
00:35:20.949 --> 00:35:23.116
(moaning)
00:35:42.123 --> 00:35:42.956
- No.
00:35:43.858 --> 00:35:44.823
No.
00:35:44.823 --> 00:35:47.611
No, Mike, it's, Mike, no, stop.
00:35:47.611 --> 00:35:48.444
Sorry.
00:35:50.909 --> 00:35:53.607
I really want to, I ca--
00:35:53.607 --> 00:35:55.988
- What am I doing here then?
00:35:55.988 --> 00:35:57.020
You, you want me to go?
00:35:57.020 --> 00:35:57.853
- No, no.
00:35:59.283 --> 00:36:03.077
It's just that, can't we,
can't we just try sleeping
00:36:03.077 --> 00:36:06.577
together, you know, just sleeping for now?
00:36:08.766 --> 00:36:09.599
- Sure.
00:36:33.484 --> 00:36:34.993
I sleep in the nude.
00:36:34.993 --> 00:36:36.660
Hope you don't mind.
00:36:37.673 --> 00:36:38.506
- No.
00:36:42.173 --> 00:36:44.173
(sighs)
00:36:45.165 --> 00:36:48.082
Um, I'm just,
00:36:49.400 --> 00:36:51.233
I'll just be a minute.
00:36:52.332 --> 00:36:55.249
(upbeat fun music)
00:37:01.752 --> 00:37:04.002
(gargling)
00:37:28.755 --> 00:37:32.088
Well, um, goodnight.
00:37:34.673 --> 00:37:35.673
- Goodnight.
00:37:45.094 --> 00:37:49.094
- I'm trying so hard not to be horny.
00:37:51.102 --> 00:37:53.019
- So don't try so hard.
00:37:56.848 --> 00:38:01.015
- I wonder, does mutual
masturbation count as sex?
00:38:03.385 --> 00:38:05.718
- Anything can count as sex.
00:38:06.966 --> 00:38:09.014
If it's done right.
00:38:09.014 --> 00:38:12.014
(fun playful music)
00:38:14.938 --> 00:38:17.105
(moaning)
00:38:28.954 --> 00:38:32.121
(moaning in pleasure)
00:39:13.788 --> 00:39:16.033
- I was wondering.
00:39:16.033 --> 00:39:17.872
Do you have anything to do today?
00:39:17.872 --> 00:39:18.950
- Sam and I are going to fix the roof
00:39:18.950 --> 00:39:21.454
on the Silver Lake Cafe.
00:39:21.454 --> 00:39:23.686
- When do you start?
00:39:23.686 --> 00:39:25.186
- About noon, why?
00:39:27.067 --> 00:39:31.196
- Well, I've got some
graduation money saved
00:39:31.196 --> 00:39:35.654
and I was thinking I'd
get my own leather jacket.
00:39:35.654 --> 00:39:37.654
Would you come with me?
00:39:37.654 --> 00:39:39.321
- What kind you want to get?
00:39:39.321 --> 00:39:43.575
- I don't know, I guess I'll
just see what they've got.
00:39:43.575 --> 00:39:45.825
Where did you get this one?
00:39:46.755 --> 00:39:47.588
- A gift.
00:39:48.689 --> 00:39:50.689
A friend of mine, Steve.
00:39:51.646 --> 00:39:53.812
- An old boyfriend?
00:39:53.812 --> 00:39:55.479
- No, just a friend.
00:40:25.375 --> 00:40:28.958
You've got a nice view
from your apartment.
00:40:37.559 --> 00:40:39.392
Let's get out of here.
00:40:41.022 --> 00:40:43.605
(upbeat music)
00:40:48.463 --> 00:40:50.043
(mumbles)
00:40:50.043 --> 00:40:53.867
(screaming joyfully)
00:40:53.867 --> 00:40:54.700
- Whew!
00:40:54.700 --> 00:40:56.219
- They is a match.
00:40:56.219 --> 00:40:58.802
(upbeat music)
00:41:41.027 --> 00:41:44.360
(slow orchestral music)
00:42:10.722 --> 00:42:12.499
- So, this is your new hangout.
00:42:12.499 --> 00:42:14.207
- Ian, what are you doing here?
00:42:14.207 --> 00:42:16.053
- Checking out your new neighborhood.
00:42:16.053 --> 00:42:16.886
- [Kyle] Ha, ha, ha.
00:42:16.886 --> 00:42:18.693
- I'd only come this far
East of La Guerra for you.
00:42:18.693 --> 00:42:20.221
There's nothing here, Kyle.
00:42:20.221 --> 00:42:21.903
It's freaked.
00:42:21.903 --> 00:42:23.341
This is Kyle.
00:42:23.341 --> 00:42:24.174
- Hi.
00:42:24.174 --> 00:42:28.056
- Kyle, this is, oh it doesn't matter.
00:42:28.056 --> 00:42:30.785
(mumbles)
00:42:30.785 --> 00:42:33.194
Scandinavian exchange
student, doesn't speak
00:42:33.194 --> 00:42:35.611
a word of English, thank God.
00:42:37.136 --> 00:42:40.449
You know, you like a refugee
from the VILLAGE People, Kyle.
00:42:40.449 --> 00:42:42.474
- I've been told look
good in leather, Ian.
00:42:42.474 --> 00:42:43.724
- [Ian] You're doing it again.
00:42:43.724 --> 00:42:44.557
- What?
00:42:44.557 --> 00:42:46.439
- You're dating somebody, aren't ya?
00:42:46.439 --> 00:42:48.407
- Sort of.
00:42:48.407 --> 00:42:51.239
- Every time you get a new boyfriend,
00:42:51.239 --> 00:42:53.581
you turn all trippy and
just start imitating them.
00:42:53.581 --> 00:42:55.101
- What do you mean, I don't do--
00:42:55.101 --> 00:42:56.120
- What do I mean?
00:42:56.120 --> 00:42:56.953
- Yeah.
00:42:56.953 --> 00:42:58.084
(scoffs)
- Remember Scott,
00:42:58.084 --> 00:42:59.277
the surfer dude?
00:42:59.277 --> 00:43:01.114
Did you finally sell that surf board?
00:43:01.114 --> 00:43:02.517
You used it, what, twice?
00:43:02.517 --> 00:43:05.068
And then there was Marco, the one who
00:43:05.068 --> 00:43:07.222
was studying for his bar exam.
00:43:07.222 --> 00:43:08.745
And you started Pricing Beemers.
00:43:08.745 --> 00:43:10.049
- Mike is different.
00:43:10.049 --> 00:43:11.130
- Ew, Mike.
00:43:11.130 --> 00:43:11.982
- Yeah.
00:43:11.982 --> 00:43:14.179
So, where is this Mike, hmm?
00:43:14.179 --> 00:43:16.517
- He's working up on the roof.
00:43:16.517 --> 00:43:17.560
- On the roof?
00:43:17.560 --> 00:43:19.060
- Mm-Hmm.
00:43:19.060 --> 00:43:21.681
- So, where'd you go last night?
00:43:21.681 --> 00:43:23.615
- Where I always go.
00:43:23.615 --> 00:43:24.448
Out.
00:43:27.389 --> 00:43:29.056
- What's eating you?
00:43:30.563 --> 00:43:32.947
- Just want to concentrate on my work.
00:43:32.947 --> 00:43:34.669
(laughing)
00:43:34.669 --> 00:43:38.193
- Oh, so you're falling
for this guy, Lyle?
00:43:38.193 --> 00:43:39.026
- Kyle.
00:43:41.266 --> 00:43:43.470
What makes you think I'm falling for him?
00:43:43.470 --> 00:43:45.234
- I've lived and worked with
you for over seven years,
00:43:45.234 --> 00:43:47.776
Mike, if it was just sex
we'd talk about what this guy
00:43:47.776 --> 00:43:49.201
does in and out of bed.
00:43:49.201 --> 00:43:51.563
It's like you've got to talk
this guy out of your life.
00:43:51.563 --> 00:43:53.227
- It was one night.
00:43:53.227 --> 00:43:55.613
- [Sam] Sometimes it
takes you, what, a couple
00:43:55.613 --> 00:43:57.681
of days sometimes a couple of months,
00:43:57.681 --> 00:44:00.115
but eventually you get
'em out of your system.
00:44:00.115 --> 00:44:01.717
- Thank you, (mumbles).
00:44:01.717 --> 00:44:06.033
- But I've seen those
occasions, rare though they are,
00:44:06.033 --> 00:44:08.419
when you're stuck on someone.
00:44:08.419 --> 00:44:10.169
What is it about him?
00:44:17.914 --> 00:44:20.164
(laughing)
00:44:20.998 --> 00:44:22.955
They're young enough to be my kids, Mike.
00:44:22.955 --> 00:44:24.463
- It's not that bad.
00:44:24.463 --> 00:44:26.359
- Come on, man. The gay
marketplace, how can people
00:44:26.359 --> 00:44:30.109
compete with such fresh produce.
00:44:31.356 --> 00:44:33.348
- There's something to be
said for a good old-fashioned
00:44:33.348 --> 00:44:35.089
aged meat.
00:44:35.089 --> 00:44:37.381
- Old, yeah well there's
just too many damn fucking
00:44:37.381 --> 00:44:39.024
vegetarians nowadays.
00:44:39.024 --> 00:44:42.069
- Break out the Geritol.
00:44:42.069 --> 00:44:44.337
Kyle, seriously, don't you think he's just
00:44:44.337 --> 00:44:45.998
a little bit old for you?
00:44:45.998 --> 00:44:47.764
- Ian, he's only 29.
00:44:47.764 --> 00:44:48.597
- 29?
00:44:48.597 --> 00:44:50.290
He could be your father.
00:44:50.290 --> 00:44:52.245
- You'll never get it, man.
00:44:52.245 --> 00:44:54.000
- [Sam] Kyle is the one in
the leather jacket, huh?
00:44:54.000 --> 00:44:55.498
- Went out and bought
it for him this morning.
00:44:55.498 --> 00:44:57.458
- Oh, oh.
00:44:57.458 --> 00:45:01.012
You went shopping together?
00:45:01.012 --> 00:45:03.259
Oh man, this is something.
00:45:03.259 --> 00:45:06.360
So when did you start going
after the young ones, Mike?
00:45:06.360 --> 00:45:07.360
- I haven't.
00:45:10.631 --> 00:45:13.613
Look, I don't know what to say, Sam.
00:45:13.613 --> 00:45:15.847
I mean he's not even my type.
00:45:15.847 --> 00:45:18.024
- Yeah, I wonder where
I've heard that before.
00:45:18.024 --> 00:45:20.274
(laughing)
00:45:21.486 --> 00:45:23.851
- I hate it when you're right.
00:45:23.851 --> 00:45:26.353
- I'd ask you if you
want to talk about it,
00:45:26.353 --> 00:45:29.353
but um, you don't.
00:45:32.760 --> 00:45:34.927
Oh, yeah, okay, all right.
00:45:36.776 --> 00:45:38.612
All right, all right, all right.
00:45:38.612 --> 00:45:39.527
Come on, man.
00:45:39.527 --> 00:45:41.784
(laughing)
00:45:41.784 --> 00:45:43.621
You save that for my birthday present.
00:45:43.621 --> 00:45:44.474
You owe me.
00:45:44.474 --> 00:45:47.154
- Come on, I'll walk you down.
00:45:47.154 --> 00:45:49.761
- That is a lovely addition to your health
00:45:49.761 --> 00:45:51.294
maintenance plan.
00:45:51.294 --> 00:45:52.738
(car alarm blares)
00:45:52.738 --> 00:45:53.783
Oh, that's mine.
00:45:53.783 --> 00:45:54.908
Gotta go.
- Okay.
00:45:54.908 --> 00:45:56.328
- Give me a call sometime, okay?
00:45:56.328 --> 00:45:57.646
- [Kyle] Bye.
00:45:57.646 --> 00:45:58.544
- Come on.
- Bye.
00:45:58.544 --> 00:46:00.642
- Come on, let's go.
00:46:00.642 --> 00:46:02.260
- [Kyle] Bye.
00:46:02.260 --> 00:46:06.427
♫ Hey, ay ay, uh huh
00:46:08.184 --> 00:46:10.817
♫ Yeah
00:46:10.817 --> 00:46:14.030
♫ I slept with you
00:46:14.030 --> 00:46:18.721
♫ Looks like I will have wept over you
00:46:18.721 --> 00:46:22.371
♫ I made love to you
00:46:22.371 --> 00:46:26.851
♫ Looks like I was just getting screwed
00:46:26.851 --> 00:46:30.699
♫ Why can't this be true
00:46:30.699 --> 00:46:34.329
♫ For you there's just no substitute
00:46:34.329 --> 00:46:38.412
♫ For me, for you
00:46:39.403 --> 00:46:43.368
♫ Do you even give a hoot
00:46:43.368 --> 00:46:47.018
♫ Well, I'm a sucker
00:46:47.018 --> 00:46:47.851
♫ I suck on you
00:46:47.851 --> 00:46:48.945
- Work it, work it, work it.
00:46:48.945 --> 00:46:50.418
I hate veteran guys.
00:46:50.418 --> 00:46:51.447
- I hate la turistas.
00:46:51.447 --> 00:46:53.133
I'll take the regulars any day.
00:46:53.133 --> 00:46:54.742
- [Female Patron] I'm
going to kill the bitch
00:46:54.742 --> 00:46:57.095
that stole my eyeliner.
00:46:57.095 --> 00:46:57.928
- Hey.
00:46:57.928 --> 00:47:00.187
- Hey, where's Sam going?
00:47:00.187 --> 00:47:01.558
- Oh, I told him to knock off early.
00:47:01.558 --> 00:47:03.179
Listen, I don't have a
lot of time to but...
00:47:03.179 --> 00:47:05.410
You okay?
00:47:05.410 --> 00:47:09.160
- Yeah, guess I just
didn't get enough sleep.
00:47:12.102 --> 00:47:13.753
- You complaining?
00:47:13.753 --> 00:47:15.027
- No, not about that.
00:47:15.027 --> 00:47:16.548
(laughing)
00:47:16.548 --> 00:47:20.890
Mike, why do you find me attractive?
00:47:20.890 --> 00:47:22.446
- What?
00:47:22.446 --> 00:47:25.676
- [Kyle] Why do you find me attractive?
00:47:25.676 --> 00:47:26.926
- I don't know.
00:47:28.893 --> 00:47:30.752
Why does anybody find anybody attractive?
00:47:30.752 --> 00:47:32.752
It's a lifetime mystery.
00:47:33.679 --> 00:47:35.678
You're a poet, write a poem about it.
00:47:35.678 --> 00:47:36.800
You figure it out.
00:47:36.800 --> 00:47:38.790
(laughs)
00:47:38.790 --> 00:47:40.906
I just know what I like.
00:47:40.906 --> 00:47:44.017
Anyway, it's Sam's 40th
birthday, we're gonna have
00:47:44.017 --> 00:47:46.309
a party for him over at
this bar and I wondered
00:47:46.309 --> 00:47:48.582
if you wanted to be my guest.
00:47:48.582 --> 00:47:50.149
Wear that cool leather jacket.
00:47:50.149 --> 00:47:51.937
It's at the Faultline.
00:47:51.937 --> 00:47:53.109
- The Faultline.
00:47:53.109 --> 00:47:55.775
That's the legendary leather bar, huh?
00:47:55.775 --> 00:47:57.553
- Oh, I'll call 'em and
tell 'em to put your name
00:47:57.553 --> 00:47:58.640
on the list.
00:47:58.640 --> 00:48:00.078
- Well, look, Mike.
00:48:00.078 --> 00:48:01.460
Can we go together?
00:48:01.460 --> 00:48:02.851
- No, I've got to finish up on the roof
00:48:02.851 --> 00:48:04.534
and then I've got to go see about Sam's
00:48:04.534 --> 00:48:06.078
birthday present.
00:48:06.078 --> 00:48:07.578
See ya back there.
00:48:09.808 --> 00:48:10.945
- Yeah, okay.
00:48:10.945 --> 00:48:13.053
- Next is page 27, mandatory multicultural
00:48:13.053 --> 00:48:14.604
application form.
00:48:14.604 --> 00:48:16.458
Find your ethnic identification group,
00:48:16.458 --> 00:48:19.370
the amount of funds awarded is influenced
00:48:19.370 --> 00:48:21.312
not only by the quality of your work,
00:48:21.312 --> 00:48:22.879
but by the multicultural quota system
00:48:22.879 --> 00:48:24.270
currently in place.
00:48:24.270 --> 00:48:26.061
If you do not find your
ethnic identification group
00:48:26.061 --> 00:48:28.411
on the following list, then go to the end
00:48:28.411 --> 00:48:31.724
of the application on page 56.
00:48:31.724 --> 00:48:32.601
Good luck.
00:48:32.601 --> 00:48:34.243
Great.
00:48:34.243 --> 00:48:35.576
My parents were from Poland.
00:48:35.576 --> 00:48:37.657
That doesn't count for anything.
00:48:37.657 --> 00:48:40.695
They don't even have
Eastern Europe on this list.
00:48:40.695 --> 00:48:41.705
Let me see.
00:48:41.705 --> 00:48:44.022
My Grandmother, my great, great, great,
00:48:44.022 --> 00:48:45.214
great, great, great, great grandmother
00:48:45.214 --> 00:48:49.239
was conquered by the
Cossacks and they were Asian,
00:48:49.239 --> 00:48:50.398
weren't they?
00:48:50.398 --> 00:48:52.374
So I guess I could just check off Asian
00:48:52.374 --> 00:48:53.874
as my nationality.
00:48:59.808 --> 00:49:03.703
- Hey, fucking faggot.
00:49:03.703 --> 00:49:05.774
I guess this is a fucking
faggot neighborhood after all.
00:49:05.774 --> 00:49:10.126
- [Thug] Yeah, it looks
like a cocksucker to me.
00:49:10.126 --> 00:49:11.893
- Kiss my gay ass, you shit.
00:49:11.893 --> 00:49:12.734
(laughing)
00:49:12.734 --> 00:49:14.774
- [Thug] Shut up, you faggot.
00:49:14.774 --> 00:49:15.629
- Hey guys.
00:49:15.629 --> 00:49:16.579
- [Thug] Yeah?
00:49:16.579 --> 00:49:18.183
- Maybe if we smash all his teeth out,
00:49:18.183 --> 00:49:21.164
he's not going to have such a smart mouth.
00:49:21.164 --> 00:49:22.754
- [Thug] Yeah, this fucking
fag will look pretty funny
00:49:22.754 --> 00:49:23.723
without his teeth.
00:49:23.723 --> 00:49:25.537
- [Thug 2] Yeah, I'm in the
mood to bitch slap a faggot.
00:49:25.537 --> 00:49:28.461
- Nice jacket.
00:49:28.461 --> 00:49:30.638
Might take it for myself
accept its probably
00:49:30.638 --> 00:49:33.339
got faggots AIDS germs on it.
00:49:33.339 --> 00:49:35.035
(laughing)
00:49:35.035 --> 00:49:37.727
- What the fuck is this?
00:49:37.727 --> 00:49:38.907
- Well, what are you doing
out here walking alone,
00:49:38.907 --> 00:49:40.479
beat it.
00:49:40.479 --> 00:49:41.822
(laughing)
00:49:41.822 --> 00:49:42.890
- [Kyle] Should I call the cops?
00:49:42.890 --> 00:49:46.340
- The police, they won't do any good.
00:49:46.340 --> 00:49:48.952
These assholes don't like even odds.
00:49:48.952 --> 00:49:50.629
- Who the fuck are you?
00:49:50.629 --> 00:49:53.260
- We're the neighborhood
watch patrol, jerk.
00:49:53.260 --> 00:49:54.093
Go, now!
00:49:55.543 --> 00:49:57.315
- Now, we don't want any trouble.
00:49:57.315 --> 00:49:59.760
Just keep your ugly asses
in your own neighborhood
00:49:59.760 --> 00:50:01.828
and we won't bother you.
00:50:01.828 --> 00:50:02.738
- Fuck you.
00:50:02.738 --> 00:50:05.156
- Not with that tiny
little thing you've got
00:50:05.156 --> 00:50:06.598
in your pants.
00:50:06.598 --> 00:50:09.194
- Besides, we don't know where it's been.
00:50:09.194 --> 00:50:10.447
- Probably nowhere.
00:50:10.447 --> 00:50:11.534
- Fucking fairies.
00:50:11.534 --> 00:50:12.786
- That's right, honey.
00:50:12.786 --> 00:50:14.962
Our wings takes us high.
00:50:14.962 --> 00:50:16.084
- Goddamn, perverts.
00:50:16.084 --> 00:50:18.015
- Now don't take God's
name in vane, honey.
00:50:18.015 --> 00:50:19.747
That will surely piss her off.
00:50:19.747 --> 00:50:20.580
- [Thug] Her?
00:50:20.580 --> 00:50:21.595
- You're all sick.
00:50:21.595 --> 00:50:25.662
- What makes me sick is
looking at your ugly face.
00:50:25.662 --> 00:50:26.666
(screaming)
00:50:26.666 --> 00:50:27.499
- Oh, god.
00:50:27.499 --> 00:50:29.044
Dammit!
00:50:29.044 --> 00:50:32.312
(grunting in pain)
00:50:32.312 --> 00:50:34.479
(squeals)
00:50:36.610 --> 00:50:38.610
(moans)
00:50:39.573 --> 00:50:41.656
(grunts)
00:51:01.392 --> 00:51:03.559
(gunfire)
00:51:07.837 --> 00:51:09.474
(crying)
00:51:09.474 --> 00:51:11.163
- You've done it now.
00:51:11.163 --> 00:51:13.721
(crying)
00:51:13.721 --> 00:51:16.304
(upbeat music)
00:51:19.882 --> 00:51:21.483
- Hello, this is a private party.
00:51:21.483 --> 00:51:22.402
- I'm on the list.
00:51:22.402 --> 00:51:24.128
Kyle, Kyle Rogers.
00:51:24.128 --> 00:51:26.319
- I don't see any Kyle Rogers.
00:51:26.319 --> 00:51:27.985
Are you sure you're not Roger Kyle?
00:51:27.985 --> 00:51:29.220
- Yeah, I'm sure.
00:51:29.220 --> 00:51:30.930
Well, maybe you have the wrong party.
00:51:30.930 --> 00:51:33.629
- Um, Mike, a friend
of Sam's he put my name
00:51:33.629 --> 00:51:35.154
on the list a few hours ago.
00:51:35.154 --> 00:51:36.463
- Oh, one of Mike's friends.
00:51:36.463 --> 00:51:37.835
Why didn't you say so?
00:51:37.835 --> 00:51:39.620
Well, here you are, go on in.
00:51:39.620 --> 00:51:42.030
Hey, behave yourself.
00:51:42.030 --> 00:51:45.113
(upbeat dance music)
00:51:49.788 --> 00:51:52.871
(background chatter)
00:52:00.346 --> 00:52:02.047
- Welcome to 1979.
00:52:02.047 --> 00:52:04.054
Pretty wild, huh man?
00:52:04.054 --> 00:52:05.018
- Yeah.
00:52:05.018 --> 00:52:06.923
- Isn't this too unreal?
00:52:06.923 --> 00:52:08.949
You know, if I had my act together.
00:52:08.949 --> 00:52:11.154
I would try to videotape this.
00:52:11.154 --> 00:52:15.331
Maybe get a grant from some
anthropological society,
00:52:15.331 --> 00:52:19.666
retroactive male, urban,
homosexual sex worthy,
00:52:19.666 --> 00:52:21.580
Southern California.
00:52:21.580 --> 00:52:23.279
I did get one grant which is enough
00:52:23.279 --> 00:52:24.754
to pay for the dorm though.
00:52:24.754 --> 00:52:28.287
Photographing my penis at
different times of the day.
00:52:28.287 --> 00:52:30.505
You know like that French
guy did in paintings
00:52:30.505 --> 00:52:32.893
of haystacks where the
light shifted and changed
00:52:32.893 --> 00:52:34.700
around the course of one day.
00:52:34.700 --> 00:52:38.450
I mean, I figured
haystacks, why not penises?
00:52:42.453 --> 00:52:43.626
- [Mike] Glad you're here.
00:52:43.626 --> 00:52:44.963
- [Party Goer] Wild party, huh?
00:52:44.963 --> 00:52:45.796
- [Kyle] Yeah.
00:52:45.796 --> 00:52:46.979
- Sam's got a lot of friends.
00:52:46.979 --> 00:52:48.633
They all pulled together
to make this happen.
00:52:48.633 --> 00:52:50.760
One night blast from the past.
00:52:50.760 --> 00:52:51.917
Nice jacket.
00:52:51.917 --> 00:52:54.273
Fit right in here.
00:52:54.273 --> 00:52:56.945
- My god, that guy looks like my father.
00:52:56.945 --> 00:52:57.852
- Come here.
00:52:57.852 --> 00:52:59.426
I wanna ask you uh--
00:52:59.426 --> 00:53:00.594
- For what?
00:53:00.594 --> 00:53:02.516
- About getting your nipple pierced, huh?
00:53:02.516 --> 00:53:03.411
- Ow.
00:53:03.411 --> 00:53:04.581
- It'd look really cool.
00:53:04.581 --> 00:53:05.763
- Well, if you think it's so cool,
00:53:05.763 --> 00:53:07.798
why don't you get yours pierced?
00:53:07.798 --> 00:53:09.998
- I don't wear jewelry
but I think it's studly
00:53:09.998 --> 00:53:11.927
on the right guys I think.
00:53:11.927 --> 00:53:15.016
There's going to be somebody
here piercing all night.
00:53:15.016 --> 00:53:16.035
I gotta go.
00:53:16.035 --> 00:53:18.327
I gotta go see about
Sam's birthday surprise.
00:53:18.327 --> 00:53:20.380
I'll catch ya later.
00:53:20.380 --> 00:53:23.463
(background chatter)
00:53:32.751 --> 00:53:35.448
♫ For he's a jolly good fellow
00:53:35.448 --> 00:53:38.291
♫ For he's a jolly good fellow
00:53:38.291 --> 00:53:42.392
♫ For he's a jolly good fellow
00:53:42.392 --> 00:53:46.104
♫ Which nobody can deny
00:53:46.104 --> 00:53:49.429
(Upbeat dance music)
00:53:49.429 --> 00:53:52.034
(whooping)
00:53:52.034 --> 00:53:54.284
(cheering)
00:54:30.061 --> 00:54:31.623
- I hope you enjoy your present.
00:54:31.623 --> 00:54:32.456
I love you.
00:54:32.456 --> 00:54:34.399
- I love you, too.
00:54:34.399 --> 00:54:35.232
Thanks.
00:54:37.336 --> 00:54:39.605
(laughing)
00:54:39.605 --> 00:54:41.855
(cheering)
00:54:50.817 --> 00:54:53.147
- I remember dancing to this 15 years ago.
00:54:53.147 --> 00:54:55.584
- Yeah, it still sound the same?
00:54:55.584 --> 00:54:57.501
- Nah, but disco's bad.
00:55:00.807 --> 00:55:02.567
Here, have a hit.
00:55:02.567 --> 00:55:03.868
- What is it?
00:55:03.868 --> 00:55:05.396
- It's ecstasy.
00:55:05.396 --> 00:55:07.766
- I mean, I've been drinking
champagne all night.
00:55:07.766 --> 00:55:09.443
- Come on, it's a party.
00:55:09.443 --> 00:55:12.277
- I don't, I don't like to mix my drugs.
00:55:12.277 --> 00:55:14.777
- You sound like Nancy Reagan.
00:55:24.841 --> 00:55:25.674
- Come on.
00:55:30.810 --> 00:55:32.157
I wanna get my nipple pierced.
00:55:32.157 --> 00:55:33.154
- One or both?
00:55:33.154 --> 00:55:34.713
- One.
00:55:34.713 --> 00:55:36.424
- Do you have any other piercings?
00:55:36.424 --> 00:55:37.344
- Just my ear.
00:55:37.344 --> 00:55:39.106
- Well, I can guarantee
this is going to be
00:55:39.106 --> 00:55:41.479
a hell of a lot more intense than that.
00:55:41.479 --> 00:55:44.297
Let me see your nipples.
00:55:44.297 --> 00:55:47.380
(background chatter)
00:55:55.122 --> 00:55:56.514
Oh, these are great.
00:55:56.514 --> 00:55:58.373
Nice length and thickness.
00:55:58.373 --> 00:56:02.114
Now here's your basic
surgical stainless steel ring.
00:56:02.114 --> 00:56:04.091
Clean your nipple and the ring
00:56:04.091 --> 00:56:06.411
with hibiclens betadine twice a day
00:56:06.411 --> 00:56:07.971
to prevent infection.
00:56:07.971 --> 00:56:11.085
Now any puss or discharge
see a doctor immediately.
00:56:11.085 --> 00:56:13.630
Now the regular doctor's kinda skittish,
00:56:13.630 --> 00:56:16.159
I have a list of doctors
wo are into the scene.
00:56:16.159 --> 00:56:18.367
And no playing with your
nipple for six to eight weeks,
00:56:18.367 --> 00:56:19.200
understand?
00:56:19.200 --> 00:56:21.061
And don't let your nipple get dirty
00:56:21.061 --> 00:56:23.253
and don't let it come in
contact with anybody else's
00:56:23.253 --> 00:56:24.477
body fluids.
00:56:24.477 --> 00:56:27.840
After that, you can work up
to intense play gradually.
00:56:27.840 --> 00:56:31.666
Now it's gonna take six months
for your body to heal itself.
00:56:31.666 --> 00:56:34.492
So be sure to eat right
and take your vitamins.
00:56:34.492 --> 00:56:38.287
Now all my tools are heat
and chemically sterilized,
00:56:38.287 --> 00:56:40.956
so there's no chance of an AIDS infection
00:56:40.956 --> 00:56:44.624
or an infection from any
other blood borne disease.
00:56:44.624 --> 00:56:46.612
Are you HIV positive?
00:56:46.612 --> 00:56:47.499
- No, why?
00:56:47.499 --> 00:56:49.992
- Well, this could
affect your immune system
00:56:49.992 --> 00:56:53.077
and I want you to be
aware of the consequences.
00:56:53.077 --> 00:56:55.649
Now, just sign this release form
00:56:55.649 --> 00:56:59.417
and cash, check, or
credit card for 50 bucks
00:56:59.417 --> 00:57:01.335
and we can get started.
00:57:01.335 --> 00:57:05.190
Oh, by the way, the $50 includes
the stainless steel ring.
00:57:05.190 --> 00:57:06.894
My special party rate.
00:57:06.894 --> 00:57:08.380
- This is on me.
00:57:08.380 --> 00:57:10.484
- Oh, one other thing.
00:57:10.484 --> 00:57:12.904
Do you faint at the sight of blood?
00:57:12.904 --> 00:57:13.737
- No.
00:57:13.737 --> 00:57:17.236
- Well, the pain from
this is going to be like
00:57:17.236 --> 00:57:19.593
something you've never felt before.
00:57:19.593 --> 00:57:21.620
But hey, that's half the fun.
00:57:21.620 --> 00:57:22.502
(laughing)
00:57:22.502 --> 00:57:24.898
- What about that ecstasy, homely.
00:57:24.898 --> 00:57:27.717
(screaming)
00:57:27.717 --> 00:57:30.800
(upbeat dance music)
00:58:27.134 --> 00:58:27.967
You like?
00:58:28.949 --> 00:58:30.532
- I like very much.
00:58:32.414 --> 00:58:33.247
- Yeah?
00:58:38.536 --> 00:58:39.619
I, shoot, mm.
00:58:49.746 --> 00:58:50.579
Ow.
00:58:52.975 --> 00:58:54.808
- Let's try something.
00:58:58.884 --> 00:58:59.717
Scoot up.
00:59:04.075 --> 00:59:04.908
Yeah?
00:59:04.908 --> 00:59:05.741
- Yeah.
00:59:05.741 --> 00:59:07.824
(laughs)
00:59:28.029 --> 00:59:29.077
Mike.
00:59:29.077 --> 00:59:30.077
What's that?
00:59:30.916 --> 00:59:32.240
Mike.
00:59:32.240 --> 00:59:33.073
Michael.
00:59:33.073 --> 00:59:35.237
What are you doing back there?
00:59:35.237 --> 00:59:39.139
- Just making this a
little more interesting.
00:59:39.139 --> 00:59:40.147
- Oh, my god.
00:59:40.147 --> 00:59:43.129
I'm not sure this is a good idea.
00:59:43.129 --> 00:59:44.725
I've never done this before.
00:59:44.725 --> 00:59:45.558
- Shhh.
00:59:45.558 --> 00:59:47.141
I know you like it.
00:59:49.269 --> 00:59:52.269
(moans in pleasure)
00:59:55.382 --> 00:59:58.549
(moaning in pleasure)
01:00:01.792 --> 01:00:03.238
No, Mike, no.
01:00:03.238 --> 01:00:06.155
Mike, no, take these things off me.
01:00:08.676 --> 01:00:10.914
(sighs)
01:00:10.914 --> 01:00:12.335
- Kyle.
01:00:12.335 --> 01:00:14.339
What's the problem, huh?
01:00:14.339 --> 01:00:16.658
Vanilla sex is so boring.
01:00:16.658 --> 01:00:17.741
- [Kyle] Why?
01:00:24.261 --> 01:00:27.460
We've only had sex once before.
01:00:27.460 --> 01:00:29.958
If you're bored Mike then
01:00:29.958 --> 01:00:32.625
you're the one with the problem.
01:00:54.949 --> 01:00:56.730
(laughing)
01:00:56.730 --> 01:00:58.230
Gonna get you now.
01:01:51.043 --> 01:01:53.210
(moaning)
01:01:57.050 --> 01:01:59.300
(groaning)
01:02:33.336 --> 01:02:36.253
(slow piano music)
01:04:22.209 --> 01:04:23.636
- But is this really going to work.
01:04:23.636 --> 01:04:25.052
Are people really going to come?
01:04:25.052 --> 01:04:25.944
- Sure it is.
01:04:25.944 --> 01:04:28.746
We've known these people forever.
01:04:28.746 --> 01:04:29.579
Hi, baby.
01:04:29.579 --> 01:04:31.104
- Hi.
- Hi.
01:04:31.104 --> 01:04:32.354
- Check it out.
01:04:34.738 --> 01:04:35.815
- Ew, that's nice.
01:04:35.815 --> 01:04:37.648
- My, ain't she butch.
01:04:39.806 --> 01:04:42.043
- Oh yeah, about last night.
01:04:42.043 --> 01:04:43.954
Thanks a lot.
01:04:43.954 --> 01:04:45.204
Where's Amanda?
01:04:46.251 --> 01:04:47.084
Is she okay.
01:04:47.084 --> 01:04:48.481
I mean, what happened to her?
01:04:48.481 --> 01:04:50.197
Where is she, is she okay?
01:04:50.197 --> 01:04:53.066
- Honey, things could've been a lot worse.
01:04:53.066 --> 01:04:55.612
Amanda was picked up for
possession of a firearm
01:04:55.612 --> 01:04:56.635
without a permit.
01:04:56.635 --> 01:04:58.145
- Oh, it was just a little ole magnum.
01:04:58.145 --> 01:05:00.001
It's not like it was an Uzi or anything.
01:05:00.001 --> 01:05:01.921
That's exactly what I told the police
01:05:01.921 --> 01:05:04.782
but they didn't quite see things my way.
01:05:04.782 --> 01:05:07.000
- So I talked to Martine
here and she's going
01:05:07.000 --> 01:05:08.677
to let us put on a dance tonight to raise
01:05:08.677 --> 01:05:09.584
Amanda's bail money.
01:05:09.584 --> 01:05:14.159
Would you read some of your
poetry at the benefit tonight?
01:05:14.159 --> 01:05:17.234
- Actually I've never really
read my poems in front
01:05:17.234 --> 01:05:18.215
of anyone before.
01:05:18.215 --> 01:05:20.408
- Honey, you have to
put yourself out there.
01:05:20.408 --> 01:05:22.397
No matter how scary it is.
01:05:22.397 --> 01:05:23.875
And it is for Amanda.
01:05:23.875 --> 01:05:25.599
- I seen you writing in your notebooks
01:05:25.599 --> 01:05:27.248
and hon, I've seen living a lot too.
01:05:27.248 --> 01:05:28.609
You'll do fine.
01:05:28.609 --> 01:05:30.472
We've got to go in and straighten up
01:05:30.472 --> 01:05:34.055
some more details
before, Save Amanda fete.
01:05:35.624 --> 01:05:37.460
- All right, you be good.
01:05:37.460 --> 01:05:38.481
We'll see you later.
01:05:38.481 --> 01:05:39.314
- Bye bye.
01:05:41.724 --> 01:05:42.943
- [Mike] You waiting for me?
01:05:42.943 --> 01:05:44.232
- [Young Man] Hey how are you doing?
01:05:44.232 --> 01:05:46.099
I need to give you my new number.
01:05:46.099 --> 01:05:48.099
This is my private line.
01:05:51.750 --> 01:05:53.500
Make sure you use it.
01:05:58.397 --> 01:06:00.449
- So are you going to dump me, Mike?
01:06:00.449 --> 01:06:02.315
- Where the hell did that come from?
01:06:02.315 --> 01:06:03.838
- So what about the guy
that gave you his number
01:06:03.838 --> 01:06:05.275
on the patio yesterday?
01:06:05.275 --> 01:06:06.609
- You don't know he gave me his number.
01:06:06.609 --> 01:06:08.531
- Mike, you were talking
to him again today.
01:06:08.531 --> 01:06:10.268
- Kyle, he's just a guy.
01:06:10.268 --> 01:06:11.502
- So what am I.
01:06:11.502 --> 01:06:12.662
Am I just a guy?
01:06:12.662 --> 01:06:14.672
- Kyle, what is it with you?
01:06:14.672 --> 01:06:16.788
We've only known each other 24 hours.
01:06:16.788 --> 01:06:18.369
I don't make a commitment to anybody
01:06:18.369 --> 01:06:20.452
for anything in 24 hours.
01:06:21.726 --> 01:06:24.559
Christ I should've stayed married.
01:06:29.503 --> 01:06:31.086
- You were married?
01:06:33.226 --> 01:06:34.059
- Yeah.
01:06:35.908 --> 01:06:36.991
- To a woman?
01:06:37.943 --> 01:06:39.526
- Yeah, to a woman.
01:06:40.793 --> 01:06:42.431
A girl really.
01:06:42.431 --> 01:06:43.368
We were in high school.
01:06:43.368 --> 01:06:45.213
It was a big mistake.
01:06:45.213 --> 01:06:48.396
- [Kyle] Mike, were you in love with her?
01:06:48.396 --> 01:06:49.229
[Scoffs]
01:06:51.995 --> 01:06:53.245
- I was stupid.
01:06:54.097 --> 01:06:55.582
She got pregnant and I decided I was going
01:06:55.582 --> 01:06:58.220
to do th honorable thing.
01:06:58.220 --> 01:07:00.149
The baby was born.
01:07:00.149 --> 01:07:01.316
It was a girl.
01:07:04.119 --> 01:07:05.227
Put it up for adoption.
01:07:05.227 --> 01:07:06.690
Her parents and my
parents insisted on that.
01:07:06.690 --> 01:07:09.272
It's the only thing we ever agreed on.
01:07:09.272 --> 01:07:10.848
Once the baby was gone there was no reason
01:07:10.848 --> 01:07:13.508
to stay married so we got divorced.
01:07:13.508 --> 01:07:15.600
- Mike, you put your baby up for adoption?
01:07:15.600 --> 01:07:17.226
- What were we supposed to do?
01:07:17.226 --> 01:07:19.115
We were stupid high school kids.
01:07:19.115 --> 01:07:20.727
How were we supposed
to take care of a baby?
01:07:20.727 --> 01:07:22.117
- Yeah but, think about the baby, Mike.
01:07:22.117 --> 01:07:23.373
Growing up in foster homes.
01:07:23.373 --> 01:07:25.882
Never knowing who her real parents are.
01:07:25.882 --> 01:07:27.201
- Sometimes foster parents
are better than real ones,
01:07:27.201 --> 01:07:28.791
trust me.
01:07:28.791 --> 01:07:30.984
- Yeah, well, you should've kept the baby.
01:07:30.984 --> 01:07:32.193
- We didn't know what we were doing.
01:07:32.193 --> 01:07:33.316
It's not like today where
they passed out condoms
01:07:33.316 --> 01:07:34.901
in class like candy.
01:07:34.901 --> 01:07:37.448
- Mike, it's not healthy to fuck around.
01:07:37.448 --> 01:07:39.110
- It's not the number of
sex partners you have.
01:07:39.110 --> 01:07:41.610
It's the kind of sex you have.
01:07:44.982 --> 01:07:46.592
Kyle, you're 18.
01:07:46.592 --> 01:07:47.425
- Yeah.
01:07:49.370 --> 01:07:51.453
- You're still exploring.
01:07:52.534 --> 01:07:53.946
Are you trying to tell
me that you're ready
01:07:53.946 --> 01:07:56.553
to make a commitment for
the rest of your life?
01:07:56.553 --> 01:07:58.984
I mean, how do either of
us know who we're going
01:07:58.984 --> 01:08:03.074
to meet today or tomorrow
or next week or next year.
01:08:03.074 --> 01:08:06.209
Romance can be a lot of fun.
01:08:06.209 --> 01:08:10.299
Sooner or later reality
rears its ugly head.
01:08:10.299 --> 01:08:11.558
- I'd like to try.
01:08:11.558 --> 01:08:13.070
- Try what, monogamy?
01:08:13.070 --> 01:08:15.820
Please take this a day at a time.
01:08:24.927 --> 01:08:25.760
- Mike.
01:08:27.422 --> 01:08:31.226
I'm going to be reading
tonight at the cafe.
01:08:31.226 --> 01:08:33.393
It's a benefit for Amanda.
01:08:35.055 --> 01:08:37.865
- Amanda in trouble again?
01:08:37.865 --> 01:08:40.196
God, I admire her balls.
01:08:40.196 --> 01:08:42.663
- Would you like to come hear me read?
01:08:42.663 --> 01:08:44.663
(sighs)
01:08:46.157 --> 01:08:50.425
- I'll write a check for
Amanda, but I told you
01:08:50.425 --> 01:08:52.473
I hate those things.
01:08:52.473 --> 01:08:54.890
- Mike, I'd like you to come.
01:08:57.154 --> 01:09:01.321
- I'll come after work and
we'll go do something, okay?
01:09:08.469 --> 01:09:10.802
- Yeah, sure.
01:09:12.352 --> 01:09:14.935
(upbeat music)
01:09:33.495 --> 01:09:35.460
- [Kyle Over Phone] The
benefit's for Amanda.
01:09:35.460 --> 01:09:37.464
She got busted for illegal
possession of a firearms.
01:09:37.464 --> 01:09:39.326
- So the people you're hanging out with
01:09:39.326 --> 01:09:40.813
are carrying guns?
01:09:40.813 --> 01:09:43.234
- [Kyle Over Phone] Yeah, but just come.
01:09:43.234 --> 01:09:44.868
- And you're gonna be
reading your own stuff?
01:09:44.868 --> 01:09:46.812
It's not like some dead persons poems?
01:09:46.812 --> 01:09:49.156
- No, they asked me, isn't that cool?
01:09:49.156 --> 01:09:50.680
- Yeah, that's very cool,
01:09:50.680 --> 01:09:52.960
but is that old guy you're
seeing going to be there too?
01:09:52.960 --> 01:09:55.920
- [Kyle] No, he's not into
that literary sort of stuff.
01:09:55.920 --> 01:09:58.263
- This is you reading your own stuff.
01:09:58.263 --> 01:10:00.556
He sounds like a really sensitive guy.
01:10:00.556 --> 01:10:02.093
- [Kyle] Ian, cut it out.
01:10:02.093 --> 01:10:05.815
I was thinking that, you
know, maybe we should go out.
01:10:05.815 --> 01:10:08.000
- You want to go out?
01:10:08.000 --> 01:10:10.882
- Yeah, well, maybe it's
time to head back West.
01:10:10.882 --> 01:10:13.380
- Well, right, about damn time.
01:10:13.380 --> 01:10:15.547
And I know just the place.
01:10:18.987 --> 01:10:21.570
(upbeat music)
01:10:50.453 --> 01:10:53.370
♫ Come back, daddy
01:10:54.589 --> 01:10:57.506
♫ Come back, daddy
01:10:58.617 --> 01:11:02.259
♫ Come back, daddy
01:11:02.259 --> 01:11:06.936
♫ Da da da da, come back, daddy
01:11:06.936 --> 01:11:09.638
♫ Da da da da
01:11:09.638 --> 01:11:11.957
♫ Da da da da
01:11:11.957 --> 01:11:14.502
♫ Back, back
01:11:14.502 --> 01:11:16.959
♫ Da da da da
01:11:16.959 --> 01:11:19.664
♫ Da da da da
01:11:19.664 --> 01:11:20.552
♫ Yeah
01:11:20.552 --> 01:11:21.782
♫ Da da da da
01:11:21.782 --> 01:11:23.471
♫ Come back, daddy
01:11:23.471 --> 01:11:26.256
♫ Come, come, come, come
01:11:26.256 --> 01:11:28.385
♫ Come, come, come, come
01:11:28.385 --> 01:11:29.905
♫ Come, come, come, come
01:11:29.905 --> 01:11:31.480
♫ Come back, daddy
01:11:31.480 --> 01:11:33.271
♫ Come, come, come, come
01:11:33.271 --> 01:11:34.882
♫ Come, come, come, come
01:11:34.882 --> 01:11:37.088
♫ Come, come, come, come
01:11:37.088 --> 01:11:39.562
♫ Come back, daddy
01:11:39.562 --> 01:11:41.778
♫ Come back, daddy
01:11:41.778 --> 01:11:43.583
♫ Come, come, come, come
01:11:43.583 --> 01:11:46.505
♫ Come back, daddy
01:11:46.505 --> 01:11:50.234
♫ Come back, daddy
01:11:50.234 --> 01:11:53.651
♫ Come, come, come, come
01:11:55.485 --> 01:11:58.211
♫ Come, come, come, come
01:11:58.211 --> 01:12:00.539
♫ Yeah
01:12:00.539 --> 01:12:03.683
♫ Come, come, come, come
01:12:03.683 --> 01:12:07.433
♫ (Moaning)
01:12:08.987 --> 01:12:10.385
♫ Yeah
01:12:10.385 --> 01:12:12.566
♫ Come back, daddy
01:12:12.566 --> 01:12:13.874
♫ Come, come, come, come
01:12:13.874 --> 01:12:15.613
♫ Come, come, come, come
01:12:15.613 --> 01:12:17.151
♫ Come, come, come, come
01:12:17.151 --> 01:12:18.865
♫ Come, come, come, come
01:12:18.865 --> 01:12:20.805
♫ Come, come, come, come
01:12:20.805 --> 01:12:22.707
♫ Come, come, come, come
01:12:22.707 --> 01:12:26.035
♫ Come, come, come, come
01:12:26.035 --> 01:12:28.952
♫ Come back, daddy
01:12:30.242 --> 01:12:33.835
♫ Come back, daddy
01:12:33.835 --> 01:12:36.752
♫ Come back, daddy
01:12:37.804 --> 01:12:39.161
♫ Come, come, come, come
01:12:39.161 --> 01:12:41.013
♫ Come back, daddy
01:12:41.013 --> 01:12:42.638
♫ Come, come, come, come
01:12:42.638 --> 01:12:46.214
♫ Come back, daddy
01:12:46.214 --> 01:12:49.962
♫ Come back, daddy
01:12:49.962 --> 01:12:52.879
♫ Come back, daddy
01:12:54.856 --> 01:12:57.939
(Upbeat dance music)
01:13:05.191 --> 01:13:08.108
♫ Come back, daddy
01:13:08.981 --> 01:13:11.014
♫ Come back, daddy
01:13:11.014 --> 01:13:12.980
♫ Come back, daddy
01:13:12.980 --> 01:13:17.147
♫ (Upbeat dance music)
01:13:26.716 --> 01:13:29.591
- This is, this is stupid.
01:13:29.591 --> 01:13:30.424
- Kyle.
01:13:31.491 --> 01:13:35.742
Kyle, why do you have
to be so fucking weird?
01:13:35.742 --> 01:13:38.325
(upbeat music)
01:13:41.576 --> 01:13:43.213
- Embrace the world of flesh
01:13:43.213 --> 01:13:44.813
One taste was all it took
01:13:44.813 --> 01:13:46.856
Legs, thighs, breast, that's next.
01:13:46.856 --> 01:13:48.624
Such succulent meat.
01:13:48.624 --> 01:13:50.350
- Give it a rest, Kyle.
01:13:50.350 --> 01:13:52.694
He shows up he shows up.
01:13:52.694 --> 01:13:55.255
You said yourself, he hates this stuff.
01:13:55.255 --> 01:13:56.942
- Ah chickens, ah lovers
01:13:56.942 --> 01:13:58.278
I devoured you all.
01:13:58.278 --> 01:14:00.528
(applause)
01:14:08.694 --> 01:14:10.027
- Kyle.
01:14:10.027 --> 01:14:12.148
I hear you're reading tonight.
01:14:12.148 --> 01:14:14.646
And a little bird named Martine tells me
01:14:14.646 --> 01:14:17.672
this is your very first public reading.
01:14:17.672 --> 01:14:19.667
- Mm-Hmm, yeah, I'm a little nervous.
01:14:19.667 --> 01:14:20.850
- How marvelous.
01:14:20.850 --> 01:14:22.295
I remember my very first reading.
01:14:22.295 --> 01:14:25.222
- Oh Jack, he doesn't have anymore time
01:14:25.222 --> 01:14:26.517
for your stories.
01:14:26.517 --> 01:14:28.411
Kyle needs time to prepare.
01:14:28.411 --> 01:14:31.270
- Very well, and a word of advice,
01:14:31.270 --> 01:14:35.073
don't forget to breathe.
01:14:35.073 --> 01:14:37.593
(laughing)
01:14:37.593 --> 01:14:41.760
- God, the weirdest people
talk to you in cafe's, Kyle.
01:14:46.873 --> 01:14:49.478
- Once again, I want to thank everybody
01:14:49.478 --> 01:14:52.904
for coming out to help
spring Amanda from the pen.
01:14:52.904 --> 01:14:55.810
And because I always like
to help out the local
01:14:55.810 --> 01:15:00.636
girls, here's a check for Amanda Sam.
01:15:00.636 --> 01:15:02.886
(applause)
01:15:13.324 --> 01:15:16.242
- Ladies and gentleman,
after adding up the money
01:15:16.242 --> 01:15:18.663
collected at the door and
for the generous check
01:15:18.663 --> 01:15:21.183
from Martine and the staff,
I'm happy to announce
01:15:21.183 --> 01:15:24.090
we have enough money to get
Amanda out of jail, again.
01:15:24.090 --> 01:15:26.340
(applause)
01:15:29.130 --> 01:15:31.452
Amanda sends her love
and a big sloppy kiss
01:15:31.452 --> 01:15:33.489
to each and every one of you.
01:15:33.489 --> 01:15:37.107
We're sending someone now to
get her out of the pig pen.
01:15:37.107 --> 01:15:40.635
Now we still got lots more
entertainment coming your way.
01:15:40.635 --> 01:15:42.928
Including someone who's going to read
01:15:42.928 --> 01:15:45.724
for the very first time ever.
01:15:45.724 --> 01:15:48.330
Kyle, get your butt up here girlfriend
01:15:48.330 --> 01:15:50.311
and give us a word.
01:15:50.311 --> 01:15:52.654
- He's just a little bit shy.
01:15:52.654 --> 01:15:54.904
(applause)
01:16:06.173 --> 01:16:08.503
- Now Kyle here is a virgin to reading
01:16:08.503 --> 01:16:12.253
so please, you bitches, be gentle.
01:16:32.678 --> 01:16:35.448
- [Kyle] And I wanted to
dedicate this to someone,
01:16:35.448 --> 01:16:39.615
but the person's not here
so, anyways, this is from my,
01:16:40.728 --> 01:16:43.978
it's called, Leather Jacket Love Story.
01:16:45.112 --> 01:16:46.060
- Breathe.
01:16:46.060 --> 01:16:46.893
- Shhh.
01:16:51.282 --> 01:16:53.224
- In the morning after you leave,
01:16:53.224 --> 01:16:55.185
I lie down again.
01:16:55.185 --> 01:16:57.852
The sheets warm with your aroma.
01:16:59.057 --> 01:17:01.640
My clock ticks off the seconds,
01:17:03.213 --> 01:17:06.327
echoes your footfalls down the stairs.
01:17:06.327 --> 01:17:08.660
Towels drip with your sweat.
01:17:09.703 --> 01:17:12.629
The cereal bowl rings with your touch.
01:17:12.629 --> 01:17:14.957
After the front door closes,
01:17:14.957 --> 01:17:18.730
the scent of your leather
jacket lingers behind.
01:17:18.730 --> 01:17:20.136
I inhale the smell.
01:17:20.136 --> 01:17:21.053
Inhale you.
01:17:21.952 --> 01:17:25.242
I remember the ridges of your muscles.
01:17:25.242 --> 01:17:27.485
The wind tight in our hair
01:17:27.485 --> 01:17:30.902
as we sail Silver Lake on our motorcycle.
01:17:33.384 --> 01:17:35.634
The salt taste of your lips
01:17:36.635 --> 01:17:39.635
crashing like waves over your teeth.
01:17:41.433 --> 01:17:43.433
The jungle of your skin.
01:17:44.379 --> 01:17:48.188
The knots of our limbs as
they twined around each other
01:17:48.188 --> 01:17:52.129
catching us in a net of our flesh,
01:17:52.129 --> 01:17:53.629
as the night grew.
01:17:55.306 --> 01:17:58.356
Your touch remembers its careful way,
01:17:58.356 --> 01:18:00.356
over the map of my body.
01:18:03.018 --> 01:18:06.553
I get up and put on,
01:18:06.553 --> 01:18:08.386
my own leather jacket.
01:18:10.575 --> 01:18:12.325
Fall back on the bed,
01:18:20.086 --> 01:18:21.503
into your warmth.
01:18:24.396 --> 01:18:25.813
Inhale the smell.
01:18:28.300 --> 01:18:29.217
Inhale you.
01:18:31.390 --> 01:18:32.223
Inhale us.
01:18:38.054 --> 01:18:39.641
Thank you.
01:18:39.641 --> 01:18:41.891
(applause)
01:18:55.288 --> 01:18:58.538
- Everybody, thanks for coming tonight.
01:18:59.762 --> 01:19:01.638
- I know what you want, honey.
01:19:01.638 --> 01:19:03.201
One pinhead special.
01:19:03.201 --> 01:19:04.034
And you?
01:19:04.034 --> 01:19:05.034
- [Mike] Hi.
01:19:06.523 --> 01:19:07.356
Hi.
01:19:10.547 --> 01:19:11.380
- Hi.
01:19:19.959 --> 01:19:22.340
- Looks like the benefits a big hit.
01:19:22.340 --> 01:19:26.007
- Yeah, just sent someone
off to get Amanda.
01:19:27.143 --> 01:19:28.813
- Poem go over well?
01:19:28.813 --> 01:19:30.466
- Yeah, I was surprised.
01:19:30.466 --> 01:19:31.299
- Why?
01:19:31.299 --> 01:19:32.882
It was a good poem.
01:19:35.452 --> 01:19:36.626
- You heard it?
01:19:36.626 --> 01:19:37.459
- Yeah.
01:19:38.451 --> 01:19:39.284
And I--
01:19:40.667 --> 01:19:41.500
- What?
01:19:47.168 --> 01:19:48.608
- Sorry I was a little late getting here.
01:19:48.608 --> 01:19:49.441
- What?
01:19:51.495 --> 01:19:52.338
- I said I was sorry--
01:19:52.338 --> 01:19:53.498
- Ah ah.
01:19:53.498 --> 01:19:54.415
That's one.
01:19:58.309 --> 01:20:00.642
- Three strikes and I'm out.
01:20:04.697 --> 01:20:06.030
- Of course not.
01:20:22.011 --> 01:20:24.302
- [Charella] Okay, okay,
while we're waiting for Amanda
01:20:24.302 --> 01:20:26.908
to get here, I've got a oke to tell you.
01:20:26.908 --> 01:20:27.894
- [Madge] Oh no.
01:20:27.894 --> 01:20:29.782
- [Charella] How many people does it take
01:20:29.782 --> 01:20:31.371
to make a gay romance?
01:20:31.371 --> 01:20:32.551
- [Madge] That depends.
01:20:32.551 --> 01:20:34.571
How many gay people are in the room?
01:20:34.571 --> 01:20:35.404
(laughter)
01:20:35.404 --> 01:20:36.498
Badum bump.
01:20:36.498 --> 01:20:38.522
- Don't step over our lines, honey.
01:20:38.522 --> 01:20:42.002
- Then don't be telling
jokes as old as you.
01:20:42.002 --> 01:20:44.684
- Oh, who's talking old,
you're ancient, missy.
01:20:44.684 --> 01:20:46.398
- Listen, if this benefit had been you--
01:20:46.398 --> 01:20:47.876
- Oh, no, no, no, no, quiet missy.
01:20:47.876 --> 01:20:50.034
You know, when Amanda
gets here you can pack
01:20:50.034 --> 01:20:51.101
your bags.
01:20:51.101 --> 01:20:54.184
(background chatter)
01:20:57.810 --> 01:20:59.094
♫ Oh yeah
01:20:59.094 --> 01:21:01.397
♫ Baby, you look so sexy
01:21:01.397 --> 01:21:05.444
♫ With that piece of leather on
01:21:05.444 --> 01:21:08.997
♫ And I'm so cold and lonely
01:21:08.997 --> 01:21:12.802
♫ Maybe you could stay here til dawn
01:21:12.802 --> 01:21:14.640
♫ When the sun comes out
01:21:14.640 --> 01:21:16.808
♫ And I might thaw out
01:21:16.808 --> 01:21:20.358
♫ From the warmth of your loving arms
01:21:20.358 --> 01:21:22.186
♫ It's so cold I can't breathe
01:21:22.186 --> 01:21:24.242
♫ So give me some relief
01:21:24.242 --> 01:21:28.409
♫ In return I'll show you my magic charms
01:21:29.632 --> 01:21:31.962
♫ Now asking is a bit too much
01:21:31.962 --> 01:21:35.456
♫ Cause I'm a bit too shy
01:21:35.456 --> 01:21:37.988
♫ But with my flirtatious touch
01:21:37.988 --> 01:21:40.317
♫ I'm just gonna say hi
01:21:40.317 --> 01:21:43.946
♫ Give me that leather jacket, baby
01:21:43.946 --> 01:21:47.549
♫ Let me put it on
01:21:47.549 --> 01:21:51.414
♫ It's much too cold out here my dear
01:21:51.414 --> 01:21:55.107
♫ So stay with me til dawn
01:21:55.107 --> 01:21:59.280
♫ Oh, give me that leather jacket, baby
01:21:59.280 --> 01:22:02.867
♫ Let me slip it on
01:22:02.867 --> 01:22:06.635
♫ I'll give it back in the morning
01:22:06.635 --> 01:22:10.529
♫ If you stick around til dawn
01:22:10.529 --> 01:22:15.153
♫ Give me that leather jacket, baby
01:22:15.153 --> 01:22:18.794
♫ Let me put it on
01:22:18.794 --> 01:22:23.202
♫ Give me that leather jacket, baby
01:22:23.202 --> 01:22:26.227
♫ Stick around til dawn
01:22:26.227 --> 01:22:30.561
♫ Cause I'm looking for a
leather jacket love story
01:22:30.561 --> 01:22:33.812
♫ A leather jacket love
01:22:33.812 --> 01:22:38.468
♫ Yeah, I'm looking for a
leather jacket love story
01:22:38.468 --> 01:22:41.445
♫ Leather jacket lover
01:22:41.445 --> 01:22:45.608
♫ Give me that leather jacket, baby
01:22:45.608 --> 01:22:49.335
♫ Leather jacket, yeah
01:22:49.335 --> 01:22:53.783
♫ Give me that leather jacket, baby
01:22:53.783 --> 01:22:57.033
♫ Leather jacket, yeah92083
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