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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:42,968 --> 00:02:45,070 -Hey-- Oh... -Fucking asshole. 2 00:02:46,738 --> 00:02:48,707 What, you don't remember spring break? 3 00:03:10,964 --> 00:03:12,865 Stop. 4 00:03:17,237 --> 00:03:19,006 Quit it, you jerk. 5 00:03:28,282 --> 00:03:29,917 Wow. 6 00:03:29,950 --> 00:03:31,552 What? 7 00:03:31,585 --> 00:03:32,853 Look. 8 00:03:34,054 --> 00:03:35,990 That's pretty awesome. 9 00:03:36,023 --> 00:03:37,791 It's beautiful. 10 00:03:39,127 --> 00:03:40,561 Yeah. 11 00:03:40,594 --> 00:03:42,163 Not as beautiful as you, though. 12 00:03:42,197 --> 00:03:46,034 Really? Is that the best you've got? 13 00:03:46,067 --> 00:03:48,269 Well, if I see an opportunity I'm gonna take it. 14 00:03:48,303 --> 00:03:51,039 Look here, sir. 15 00:03:51,072 --> 00:03:52,974 You better be glad you're pretty, 16 00:03:53,008 --> 00:03:54,809 That's all I've got to say about that. 17 00:04:28,779 --> 00:04:30,047 Where are you going? 18 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:31,214 You'll see. 19 00:05:27,673 --> 00:05:30,143 Oh, my God, I love camping. 20 00:06:16,157 --> 00:06:18,058 Yup. 21 00:06:18,093 --> 00:06:19,261 Oh, shit. 22 00:06:19,294 --> 00:06:20,794 Goddamn it. 23 00:06:27,235 --> 00:06:29,371 Ooh! 24 00:07:33,804 --> 00:07:35,373 My turn. 25 00:07:40,945 --> 00:07:42,146 Ooh! 26 00:08:03,603 --> 00:08:05,037 Get on all fours. 27 00:08:12,111 --> 00:08:13,346 One or two? 28 00:08:13,380 --> 00:08:15,981 Two. 29 00:08:28,328 --> 00:08:30,096 Oh, here it comes. 30 00:08:30,130 --> 00:08:32,433 No, wait, wait, I'm about to cum too. 31 00:08:34,268 --> 00:08:35,935 Oh, no, this is... 32 00:08:35,969 --> 00:08:37,405 Oh, here it comes. 33 00:08:37,438 --> 00:08:39,340 Here it comes. 34 00:08:43,377 --> 00:08:46,180 Baby, what the fuck? 35 00:08:46,213 --> 00:08:48,015 You know I don't like that kind of... 36 00:11:33,354 --> 00:11:35,056 Hello. 37 00:11:35,089 --> 00:11:36,290 Well, hello there. 38 00:11:36,324 --> 00:11:38,226 I'm here to plunge your holes. 39 00:11:38,259 --> 00:11:40,562 Well, we don't have any money. 40 00:11:40,596 --> 00:11:42,431 We can't afford to pay you. 41 00:11:42,464 --> 00:11:45,234 It's okay, you can pay me in sex, yes? 42 00:11:45,267 --> 00:11:46,502 Oh, okay. 43 00:11:46,535 --> 00:11:47,703 Yes! 44 00:11:47,736 --> 00:11:50,239 We're girls who love to have sex. 45 00:11:50,272 --> 00:11:52,074 I love to have sex! 46 00:11:52,107 --> 00:11:53,542 Let's have sex! 47 00:11:53,575 --> 00:11:55,043 Watch my meatballs. 48 00:11:59,248 --> 00:12:00,650 Yes, she did, girl. 49 00:12:00,683 --> 00:12:02,050 You know she did. 50 00:12:02,084 --> 00:12:03,319 And you know what? He's gay! 51 00:12:03,353 --> 00:12:04,654 He is so gay! 52 00:12:04,687 --> 00:12:06,088 I cannot believe this. 53 00:12:06,121 --> 00:12:07,624 I am just going to fuck this bitch up. 54 00:12:07,657 --> 00:12:09,092 -Oh! -Hey! 55 00:12:09,125 --> 00:12:12,061 -What? -Shut it down, you bitchy queen. 56 00:12:12,095 --> 00:12:13,630 You want to come over and do something about it? 57 00:12:13,663 --> 00:12:15,131 Come on, you little bitch. 58 00:12:15,164 --> 00:12:16,734 Oh, I ain't even fucking with you. 59 00:12:16,767 --> 00:12:18,636 I am not even fucking with you. You get back here, little pansy. 60 00:12:18,669 --> 00:12:20,169 -No homo. -Uh-huh. 61 00:12:20,203 --> 00:12:21,639 Ugh, God. 62 00:12:21,672 --> 00:12:24,508 Daisy, I am so over this little homophobic hellhole. 63 00:12:37,755 --> 00:12:39,290 Hello? 64 00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:41,158 Hey, sis, got a minute? 65 00:12:41,191 --> 00:12:42,326 Hold on. 66 00:12:50,402 --> 00:12:52,337 What do you want, Sammy? 67 00:12:52,370 --> 00:12:54,573 Can't a brother just call his sister to chat? 68 00:12:54,606 --> 00:12:56,274 A, stepbrother. 69 00:12:56,308 --> 00:12:58,176 B, I haven't even had my coffee yet. 70 00:12:58,209 --> 00:13:01,379 And C, the only reason why you ever call is to borrow money. 71 00:13:01,413 --> 00:13:05,450 Look I just need 300 bucks for a week or two, tops. 72 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,834 I swear to you, I'll pay you back with interest. 73 00:13:21,867 --> 00:13:23,837 Shit. I gotta go. 74 00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:25,605 I'll see what I can do. 75 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:35,782 Good morning. 76 00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:37,517 Good morning. 77 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,388 Everything okay? 78 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:42,589 Yeah. 79 00:13:42,623 --> 00:13:43,790 Okay. 80 00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:48,629 Coffee. 81 00:14:06,881 --> 00:14:09,450 Are you ready for this weekend? 82 00:14:09,484 --> 00:14:11,252 Yeah. 83 00:14:17,392 --> 00:14:18,961 Let's try this again. 84 00:14:18,994 --> 00:14:21,262 -I'm sorry. -Mm-hmm. 85 00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:22,631 I was just really hoping that job 86 00:14:22,665 --> 00:14:24,233 would call me back this week. 87 00:14:24,266 --> 00:14:25,434 Yeah. 88 00:14:25,467 --> 00:14:26,669 I've been so stressed, 89 00:14:26,702 --> 00:14:29,938 with graduation, finals, job-hunting. 90 00:14:29,973 --> 00:14:32,708 Well, drink this, 91 00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:35,879 pack your tiny bikini, 92 00:14:35,912 --> 00:14:38,447 and let's leave all our worries right here. 93 00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:40,449 Trust me. 94 00:14:40,482 --> 00:14:43,953 Come Monday, everything will be completely different. 95 00:14:43,987 --> 00:14:45,689 All right. 96 00:14:47,524 --> 00:14:49,492 Remind me again. 97 00:14:49,526 --> 00:14:51,928 Why are we going camping with that jock, 98 00:14:51,961 --> 00:14:55,866 that cheerleader, and that fucking stoner? 99 00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:58,702 Because it makes us look normal. 100 00:14:58,735 --> 00:15:01,538 And everyone else has left campus. 101 00:15:01,571 --> 00:15:04,374 Well, I'm gonna go get ready. 102 00:15:04,407 --> 00:15:06,477 All right. 103 00:15:06,510 --> 00:15:08,646 Oh, and don't forget your whore of a sister 104 00:15:08,679 --> 00:15:10,948 and her man-child plaything. 105 00:15:26,464 --> 00:15:28,299 -Hey. -Hi. 106 00:15:28,332 --> 00:15:29,501 Anything I can help you find? 107 00:15:29,534 --> 00:15:31,369 -No. No. -No? 108 00:15:31,403 --> 00:15:33,638 Maybe you need something to put back on the fucking shelf? 109 00:15:33,672 --> 00:15:35,440 No. 110 00:15:35,474 --> 00:15:37,008 I would have gave you this shit-fest. 111 00:15:37,042 --> 00:15:38,677 Get the fuck out of here. 112 00:15:38,710 --> 00:15:40,278 Whatever, stoner. 113 00:15:40,312 --> 00:15:42,347 So, basically you're telling me 114 00:15:42,380 --> 00:15:43,749 that your looking for the stereotypical 115 00:15:43,782 --> 00:15:46,018 big-tittied girl who runs from the killer 116 00:15:46,052 --> 00:15:48,020 and screams before she dies? 117 00:15:48,054 --> 00:15:50,388 Yeah, but are them titties nice? 118 00:15:50,422 --> 00:15:52,390 I mean, it's not the only requirement but, you know, 119 00:15:52,424 --> 00:15:54,026 it's not the worst. 120 00:15:54,060 --> 00:15:56,362 And that right there is why you're part of the problem. 121 00:15:56,395 --> 00:15:57,930 -How? -Because you're focusing 122 00:15:57,964 --> 00:15:59,398 on the fucking eye candy 123 00:15:59,432 --> 00:16:01,334 and missing out on legitimate scream queens. 124 00:16:01,367 --> 00:16:03,402 Cover your eyes. Here she goes. 125 00:16:03,436 --> 00:16:04,804 There are basic requirements 126 00:16:04,837 --> 00:16:06,606 as to who gets called a scream queen. 127 00:16:06,639 --> 00:16:08,508 Just because the pretty girl fucking screams 128 00:16:08,541 --> 00:16:10,476 before she gets cut does not give her the privilege 129 00:16:10,510 --> 00:16:12,079 to be called a scream queen. 130 00:16:12,112 --> 00:16:13,947 Excuse me, do you have Bludgeon? 131 00:16:13,981 --> 00:16:15,783 Uh, hang on. 132 00:16:15,816 --> 00:16:17,618 Being a scream queen used to be about more 133 00:16:17,651 --> 00:16:19,853 than a set of lungs and nice tits. 134 00:16:19,887 --> 00:16:22,489 It use to be about acting talent and the ability to show 135 00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:24,092 the right amount of fear while screaming. 136 00:16:24,125 --> 00:16:26,426 Nowadays, you have some bitches 137 00:16:26,460 --> 00:16:28,062 who don't even scream in some fucking films, 138 00:16:28,096 --> 00:16:30,999 but because they're hot they get to be called a scream queen. 139 00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:34,636 It is not fair to actresses like Dee Wallace, Barbara Crampton, 140 00:16:34,669 --> 00:16:36,971 Barbara Steele, who fucking screamed their asses off 141 00:16:37,005 --> 00:16:38,840 trying to fit your damn mold. 142 00:16:38,873 --> 00:16:40,074 Yes? 143 00:16:40,108 --> 00:16:41,576 You know, all of those actresses 144 00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:44,546 have shown some form of nudity. 145 00:16:45,914 --> 00:16:47,615 Yes, yes, we have Bludgeon. 146 00:16:47,649 --> 00:16:49,350 Back wall, independent section. 147 00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:51,086 Oh, my God, the walk-ins tell it as it is. 148 00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,088 Nudity isn't the issue. 149 00:16:53,122 --> 00:16:55,523 Fuck it, either way, if the bitch don't scream, 150 00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:57,092 she ain't a scream queen. 151 00:16:57,126 --> 00:16:58,526 Hey, guys, what's up? 152 00:16:58,560 --> 00:16:59,962 Back me up, girls. 153 00:16:59,995 --> 00:17:02,431 Should a scream queen be defined as tits or talent? 154 00:17:02,464 --> 00:17:04,733 -Both. -Both. 155 00:17:04,767 --> 00:17:06,535 Fuck it. 156 00:17:06,569 --> 00:17:08,838 What the fuck are you looking at, douche bag? 157 00:17:08,871 --> 00:17:10,406 Boobs-boo-- 158 00:17:10,439 --> 00:17:11,974 Ahem, boots. 159 00:17:12,007 --> 00:17:14,410 All right. 160 00:17:14,443 --> 00:17:15,845 Hey, your guys' ride is here. 161 00:17:15,879 --> 00:17:17,047 Yes, it is. 162 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,714 - See you. - Bye. 163 00:17:18,748 --> 00:17:20,116 Fuck, yeah. 164 00:17:20,150 --> 00:17:21,952 Mark, put that shit away. 165 00:17:23,653 --> 00:17:24,821 Yeah! 166 00:17:24,855 --> 00:17:26,556 We about to fucking rage! 167 00:17:29,426 --> 00:17:31,127 -Ladies. -Thank you. 168 00:17:31,161 --> 00:17:33,697 Conor, where the fuck am I going? 169 00:17:33,730 --> 00:17:35,166 In the back. 170 00:17:35,199 --> 00:17:37,101 Oh, my God. 171 00:17:40,037 --> 00:17:42,505 What the fuck? 172 00:17:42,539 --> 00:17:45,076 Will you get in and shut the door, Lunch Box? 173 00:17:45,109 --> 00:17:46,611 Cock! 174 00:17:50,948 --> 00:17:53,918 "Your Heaven's Broken" by Moretta plays] 175 00:18:18,710 --> 00:18:21,713 Hey, Meg, pick up the damn phone already. 176 00:18:21,747 --> 00:18:23,182 We're already on our way to the woods. 177 00:18:23,216 --> 00:18:24,951 We don't know where to meet you. 178 00:18:24,984 --> 00:18:26,819 Give me a call back. Bye. 179 00:18:28,221 --> 00:18:29,989 So we have no clue where we're going 180 00:18:30,023 --> 00:18:32,992 because Meg and Luke are probably wasted. 181 00:18:33,026 --> 00:18:34,627 I tried calling her last night, 182 00:18:34,661 --> 00:18:36,729 but they were, uh, probably busy. 183 00:18:38,531 --> 00:18:40,767 Didn't she take a beer bottle to the ass? 184 00:18:40,800 --> 00:18:42,468 Where did you hear that? 185 00:18:42,502 --> 00:18:45,772 Last spring break, I heard she took a beer bottle to the ass. 186 00:18:45,805 --> 00:18:48,474 I'm just saying, that's some goddamn talent. 187 00:18:48,508 --> 00:18:50,510 I want to know which end went in first. 188 00:18:50,543 --> 00:18:52,713 I heard she took it like a pro, base first. 189 00:18:52,746 --> 00:18:54,480 That sounds painful. 190 00:18:54,514 --> 00:18:56,016 Yeah, yeah. 191 00:18:56,050 --> 00:18:58,552 Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough. 192 00:18:58,585 --> 00:19:00,521 Are you into fisting? 193 00:19:00,554 --> 00:19:01,655 Ew, get away. 194 00:19:24,646 --> 00:19:26,781 Well, this looks like as good a place as any. 195 00:19:26,815 --> 00:19:28,650 Let out the Macki-poo! 196 00:19:28,683 --> 00:19:29,985 No, leave him in there. 197 00:19:30,018 --> 00:19:31,720 Yeah, leave him there. 198 00:19:35,657 --> 00:19:37,059 Should we do it? 199 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:39,028 -No, let him out. -No, let him sit. 200 00:19:40,595 --> 00:19:41,797 Now I know how Jane's knees feel. 201 00:19:41,831 --> 00:19:43,065 Fuck! 202 00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:44,667 Ha, ha, ha. 203 00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:47,069 Conor, what are you, the goddamn Green Arrow? 204 00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:51,807 That way. 205 00:19:51,841 --> 00:19:54,077 Sitting in the back of the fucking trunk. 206 00:19:54,111 --> 00:19:56,113 - Really? - You got it! 207 00:19:56,146 --> 00:19:57,914 Okay, that's cool. 208 00:19:57,948 --> 00:20:00,549 All right, Conor, it looks like it's up to you. 209 00:20:00,583 --> 00:20:02,753 Oh, my God, where's the man? 210 00:20:02,786 --> 00:20:04,221 Man job. 211 00:20:08,225 --> 00:20:09,860 I can see I'm not needed here. 212 00:20:32,617 --> 00:20:34,719 Does anybody wanna go check out the woods 213 00:20:34,752 --> 00:20:36,054 and possibly look for Meg and Luke? 214 00:20:36,087 --> 00:20:37,722 - Sure. - No. 215 00:20:37,755 --> 00:20:39,358 Whatever gets me away from that mouth breather. 216 00:20:39,391 --> 00:20:41,726 Well, come on. We'll be back later. 217 00:20:41,759 --> 00:20:44,196 Wait, what if we run into a bear? 218 00:20:44,229 --> 00:20:46,165 You're not going to run into a bear out here. 219 00:20:46,198 --> 00:20:48,167 The only thing you have to worry about in these woods 220 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,769 is the dykenthrope in the combat boots. 221 00:20:51,837 --> 00:20:53,138 Just remember, 222 00:20:53,172 --> 00:20:55,274 my balls are bigger than yours. 223 00:20:55,307 --> 00:20:57,309 She can definitely beat your ass. 224 00:20:57,342 --> 00:20:59,379 Oh, what a beating it would be. 225 00:20:59,412 --> 00:21:01,281 I would pay to see that. 226 00:21:01,314 --> 00:21:02,915 You know, Mac, 227 00:21:02,948 --> 00:21:04,384 you might as well go along with them. 228 00:21:04,417 --> 00:21:06,152 If they do run into a bear, 229 00:21:06,186 --> 00:21:08,754 a slow-moving target would really help them get away. 230 00:21:08,787 --> 00:21:10,190 Nope. 231 00:21:10,223 --> 00:21:12,792 Or you could stay here and help me chop wood. 232 00:21:12,826 --> 00:21:14,194 Hold up, bitches! 233 00:21:25,972 --> 00:21:27,241 Meg! 234 00:21:27,274 --> 00:21:28,409 O.M.G. 235 00:21:28,442 --> 00:21:29,943 Luke! 236 00:21:29,977 --> 00:21:32,645 -Will you shut the fuck up. -Where are you guys? 237 00:21:34,748 --> 00:21:35,783 Meg! 238 00:21:35,816 --> 00:21:38,419 "Meg, Luke, where are you guys?" 239 00:21:38,452 --> 00:21:39,954 Meg! Luke! 240 00:21:39,987 --> 00:21:42,022 Where are you guys? 241 00:21:44,158 --> 00:21:45,793 Are you okay? 242 00:21:45,826 --> 00:21:47,728 Meg is seriously starting to piss me off. 243 00:21:47,761 --> 00:21:49,331 I could handle both. 244 00:21:49,364 --> 00:21:51,066 I've got two dicks. 245 00:21:52,766 --> 00:21:55,904 Let's just relax and get fucked up. 246 00:21:55,937 --> 00:21:57,939 All right, that sounds good. 247 00:22:03,712 --> 00:22:05,380 You want a hit? 248 00:22:05,413 --> 00:22:07,115 What the hell, sure. 249 00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:12,787 You okay? 250 00:22:14,055 --> 00:22:15,724 I think this shit's gone bad. 251 00:22:15,757 --> 00:22:17,859 This shit ain't gone bad. 252 00:22:17,894 --> 00:22:19,295 Trust me. 253 00:22:21,964 --> 00:22:23,266 See? 254 00:22:23,299 --> 00:22:25,134 What about you, Betty Badass? 255 00:22:25,168 --> 00:22:27,103 You want a hit of this shit? 256 00:22:31,073 --> 00:22:32,309 Careful. 257 00:22:32,342 --> 00:22:33,876 Always am. 258 00:22:36,913 --> 00:22:38,248 I've had better. 259 00:22:38,282 --> 00:22:40,918 Okay. I'll give you better. 260 00:22:52,196 --> 00:22:54,965 Seriously, I shit you not, 261 00:22:54,998 --> 00:22:58,269 Luke said she closed her eyes, says to herself, 262 00:22:58,303 --> 00:23:00,371 "It's just chocolate." 263 00:23:02,340 --> 00:23:04,509 Remind me to never drink after Meg. 264 00:23:04,542 --> 00:23:07,445 Wait, I got one for you guys. 265 00:23:12,250 --> 00:23:16,854 So, do you remember when Mac set his fucking pants on fire? 266 00:23:18,223 --> 00:23:19,491 What the fuck? 267 00:23:19,525 --> 00:23:21,993 Yeah, he grabbed the gas can 268 00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:24,163 and some spilled all over his pants. 269 00:23:26,365 --> 00:23:28,000 You should've seen him running around 270 00:23:28,033 --> 00:23:29,969 with his pants around his ankles, 271 00:23:30,002 --> 00:23:32,338 trying to get them off. 272 00:23:34,373 --> 00:23:36,842 Oh, man. 273 00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:38,143 I think I'm ready to crash. 274 00:23:38,177 --> 00:23:39,412 Is everything okay? 275 00:23:39,446 --> 00:23:41,381 Yeah, I just started a little too early. 276 00:23:46,219 --> 00:23:47,454 Good night, everybody. 277 00:23:47,487 --> 00:23:49,122 Good night. 278 00:23:51,124 --> 00:23:52,892 Are you ready to crash? 279 00:23:52,926 --> 00:23:55,362 Yeah. I want to wake up early tomorrow anyways 280 00:23:55,395 --> 00:23:57,931 and try to track down Meg. 281 00:23:57,964 --> 00:24:00,066 But I don't wanna go to sleep. 282 00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:02,035 You don't have to go to sleep. 283 00:24:02,068 --> 00:24:05,071 Well, you can't just leave me here with... 284 00:24:05,105 --> 00:24:06,507 this. 285 00:24:06,540 --> 00:24:07,774 He's got a boner for you. 286 00:24:09,075 --> 00:24:10,244 Have fun. 287 00:24:10,278 --> 00:24:11,212 Nope. 288 00:24:32,534 --> 00:24:33,934 Did you get everything? 289 00:24:33,968 --> 00:24:35,836 Yup, all locked up tight in the truck. 290 00:24:35,870 --> 00:24:37,306 What about the food? 291 00:24:37,339 --> 00:24:40,042 200 yards from the campsite, just like the book said. 292 00:24:42,344 --> 00:24:44,012 Are you tired? 293 00:24:44,046 --> 00:24:45,514 Yeah, I'm beat. 294 00:24:45,547 --> 00:24:48,016 -Sure about that? -Ooh, Daddy likey. 295 00:25:05,234 --> 00:25:07,036 It's getting really hot in here. 296 00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:08,004 Open the door. 297 00:25:45,543 --> 00:25:46,511 Whoa! 298 00:25:46,544 --> 00:25:48,079 What the fuck? 299 00:26:42,502 --> 00:26:45,172 You fucking perv. What the fuck do you think your doing? 300 00:26:45,205 --> 00:26:46,574 I'm, uh... 301 00:26:48,409 --> 00:26:50,378 I was trying to watch you eat her puss. 302 00:26:53,247 --> 00:26:54,348 Do that again. 303 00:26:54,382 --> 00:26:56,050 Fuck off. 304 00:27:08,062 --> 00:27:10,331 Rise and shine, creeper. 305 00:27:11,533 --> 00:27:13,335 What the fuck? 306 00:27:13,368 --> 00:27:16,171 That's what you get for being a creepy, peeping motherfucker. 307 00:27:17,806 --> 00:27:19,308 What the fuck? 308 00:27:21,777 --> 00:27:24,546 What the fuck did you do to my chair? 309 00:27:24,580 --> 00:27:26,348 Broke it with my magnum dong. 310 00:27:26,381 --> 00:27:27,784 Sure. 311 00:27:27,817 --> 00:27:30,085 Parker... 312 00:27:30,118 --> 00:27:33,188 I'm using your Gary Coleman tent to change now. 313 00:27:36,091 --> 00:27:39,229 Come on, Mac, get your shit together so we can go. 314 00:27:43,333 --> 00:27:46,169 Alex, I heard some rustling last night. 315 00:27:46,202 --> 00:27:49,606 Did you guys go looking for Meg and Luke? 316 00:27:49,639 --> 00:27:53,677 No. We crashed right after you guys did. 317 00:27:53,711 --> 00:27:56,312 That rustling you guys heard last night 318 00:27:56,346 --> 00:27:58,482 was Mac joining the black-eyed pervs club. 319 00:28:00,284 --> 00:28:03,320 It looks like his initiation went well. 320 00:28:10,728 --> 00:28:13,264 How much did you drink last night, you alcoholic? 321 00:28:15,299 --> 00:28:16,467 You guys ready now? 322 00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:18,570 Yeah, hang on. 323 00:28:18,603 --> 00:28:20,204 I got something for Jane. 324 00:28:22,239 --> 00:28:24,209 You fucking cunt-a-saurus. 325 00:28:26,211 --> 00:28:27,512 It happens. 326 00:28:30,815 --> 00:28:33,218 Want to help me with this cooler? 327 00:28:33,251 --> 00:28:34,653 Sure. 328 00:28:36,321 --> 00:28:38,223 This way, fuckhead. 329 00:28:38,256 --> 00:28:39,825 Sure. 330 00:28:51,871 --> 00:28:55,541 ♪ I haven't thought of you In so long ♪ 331 00:28:55,575 --> 00:28:58,511 ♪ I hope you're well, I hope you're okay ♪ 332 00:28:58,544 --> 00:29:02,181 ♪ Haven't thought of you In so long ♪ 333 00:29:02,214 --> 00:29:05,217 ♪ And I'd like To keep it that way ♪ 334 00:29:17,531 --> 00:29:21,568 ♪ I haven't seen you Around here lately... ♪ 335 00:29:23,805 --> 00:29:24,872 Silly goose. 336 00:29:26,206 --> 00:29:27,609 Holy cock. 337 00:29:27,642 --> 00:29:29,209 It's hotter than a fifth-grader. 338 00:29:30,912 --> 00:29:32,647 Break time. 339 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:34,549 It's high time, Conor. 340 00:29:43,926 --> 00:29:44,860 Ugh. 341 00:29:48,529 --> 00:29:49,898 Do you think they're okay? 342 00:29:49,932 --> 00:29:51,332 Who? 343 00:29:51,366 --> 00:29:52,501 Meg and Luke. 344 00:29:53,969 --> 00:29:56,472 I though we were here to relax and have some fun. 345 00:29:56,505 --> 00:29:59,241 You need to stop worrying about other people 346 00:29:59,274 --> 00:30:00,943 and focus on you. 347 00:30:00,976 --> 00:30:04,313 Or better yet, us. 348 00:30:05,815 --> 00:30:07,784 Last time I checked, they were grown-ass adults 349 00:30:07,817 --> 00:30:09,953 with their own lives and own issues. 350 00:30:13,823 --> 00:30:15,625 I have a brilliant idea. 351 00:30:15,659 --> 00:30:17,192 Hmm? 352 00:30:17,226 --> 00:30:19,496 Lacey goes topless. 353 00:30:20,864 --> 00:30:23,333 There's more of that in my dreams. 354 00:30:23,366 --> 00:30:24,801 You wish. 355 00:30:26,603 --> 00:30:28,873 Ah! It's cold. 356 00:30:28,906 --> 00:30:31,909 I know you have a big heart 357 00:30:31,942 --> 00:30:33,978 and you worry about everything. 358 00:30:34,011 --> 00:30:36,747 But sometimes people just need to get away. 359 00:30:36,781 --> 00:30:38,749 Go off the grid for a bit. 360 00:30:40,618 --> 00:30:43,788 Look, we're about to be tossed into the frying pan. 361 00:30:43,821 --> 00:30:47,258 No financial aid, no help from Mommy and Daddy. 362 00:30:47,291 --> 00:30:48,859 It's sink-or-swim time. 363 00:30:48,893 --> 00:30:51,495 I mean, that's why we're all up here. 364 00:30:51,529 --> 00:30:53,364 To get away from everything. 365 00:30:53,397 --> 00:30:55,734 Try to reboot. 366 00:30:55,767 --> 00:30:58,904 So, have a drink 367 00:30:58,937 --> 00:31:03,408 and let all your problems just fade into the background. 368 00:31:05,644 --> 00:31:07,913 You're right. And that's why I love you. 369 00:31:10,582 --> 00:31:13,351 Now, go get me a beer. 370 00:31:13,385 --> 00:31:15,687 You know, this doesn't make me the bitch. 371 00:31:20,559 --> 00:31:22,862 Am I the only one gonna get in? 372 00:31:22,895 --> 00:31:24,630 Yeah. 373 00:31:56,897 --> 00:31:58,766 What the hell are you kids doing back here? 374 00:31:58,799 --> 00:32:00,567 Oh, um, you know, 375 00:32:00,601 --> 00:32:01,802 we're just camping for the weekend. 376 00:32:01,835 --> 00:32:03,670 Trying to have a good time. 377 00:32:03,704 --> 00:32:05,874 We're just trying to unwind from school. 378 00:32:05,907 --> 00:32:08,843 Well, it looks like you found a nice spot to take a dip. 379 00:32:08,877 --> 00:32:11,579 Yeah, this place is really nice. 380 00:32:11,613 --> 00:32:14,482 Excuse me, sir, you haven't seen our friends? 381 00:32:14,516 --> 00:32:16,050 They came up about a day ago, 382 00:32:16,084 --> 00:32:18,586 and we haven't been able to find them or their campsite. 383 00:32:18,620 --> 00:32:19,888 Negative. 384 00:32:19,921 --> 00:32:20,989 These woods are pretty big. 385 00:32:21,023 --> 00:32:22,057 There's lots of places 386 00:32:22,091 --> 00:32:23,358 to slip in and out of. 387 00:32:23,391 --> 00:32:25,426 You know, tight places for privacy, 388 00:32:25,460 --> 00:32:26,962 if you know what I mean. 389 00:32:28,663 --> 00:32:30,666 But, um... 390 00:32:30,699 --> 00:32:32,902 I'll let you kids get back to having your fun, 391 00:32:32,935 --> 00:32:35,704 and I things to do and creatures to protect. 392 00:32:40,042 --> 00:32:42,344 Wow, that guy was a little, uh... 393 00:32:42,378 --> 00:32:44,513 -A little fucking weird. -weird, don't you think? 394 00:32:44,547 --> 00:32:47,516 He was just staring at your tits. 395 00:32:47,550 --> 00:32:51,121 Well, you know what? He was actually kind of cute. 396 00:32:51,154 --> 00:32:53,890 And he probably has a really big dick. 397 00:32:56,092 --> 00:32:57,794 Damn, dawg. 398 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,902 A couple angles. 399 00:33:05,936 --> 00:33:08,139 Save that for later. 400 00:33:08,172 --> 00:33:10,440 Get the live action now. 401 00:33:10,473 --> 00:33:11,775 Oh, yeah. 402 00:33:15,412 --> 00:33:18,149 Oh, fuck, yeah. This is hot as shit. 403 00:33:23,855 --> 00:33:25,456 Oh, fuck yeah. 404 00:33:41,707 --> 00:33:43,374 Oh, God. 405 00:34:00,492 --> 00:34:02,662 Lacey... 406 00:34:02,695 --> 00:34:04,631 What? 407 00:34:04,664 --> 00:34:06,499 - Bill Murray... - Oh, God. 408 00:34:06,532 --> 00:34:08,134 Chris Farley... 409 00:34:08,167 --> 00:34:09,602 ...Adam Sandler. 410 00:34:09,636 --> 00:34:10,703 Go. 411 00:34:10,737 --> 00:34:12,739 Let's see. 412 00:34:12,772 --> 00:34:14,908 I'd marry Chris. 413 00:34:14,941 --> 00:34:16,809 Definitely fuck Bill. 414 00:34:16,843 --> 00:34:18,012 And... 415 00:34:19,679 --> 00:34:21,048 Adam's a fucking goner. 416 00:34:21,081 --> 00:34:22,983 Not Adam. 417 00:34:25,185 --> 00:34:28,222 Okay, Parker, this one's for you. 418 00:34:28,255 --> 00:34:29,623 Hit me. 419 00:34:33,494 --> 00:34:35,562 Okay, okay. 420 00:34:35,596 --> 00:34:36,997 Ben Affleck. 421 00:34:37,031 --> 00:34:38,098 Bat-Fleck. 422 00:34:38,133 --> 00:34:39,800 Shut up. 423 00:34:39,833 --> 00:34:42,971 George Carlin, and... 424 00:34:45,874 --> 00:34:47,042 ...Vincent Price. 425 00:34:49,077 --> 00:34:51,046 Old sack of bones. 426 00:34:53,982 --> 00:34:55,050 Okay then. 427 00:34:55,083 --> 00:34:57,552 Kevin Smith, baby. All the way! 428 00:34:57,585 --> 00:34:58,787 Oh. 429 00:35:00,256 --> 00:35:01,756 All right... 430 00:35:01,790 --> 00:35:04,093 -All right. -Oh, lesbians! 431 00:35:04,126 --> 00:35:06,561 Parker just lost the game. 432 00:35:06,594 --> 00:35:08,264 Let's get you to bed. 433 00:35:08,297 --> 00:35:10,099 What? What are you staring at? 434 00:35:10,132 --> 00:35:11,934 I know you want to be in Parker's pants. 435 00:35:11,968 --> 00:35:13,501 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 436 00:35:13,535 --> 00:35:14,937 But, see, I like dick, though. 437 00:35:14,971 --> 00:35:16,973 Well, you don't want his. 438 00:35:17,006 --> 00:35:18,674 No. God, no. 439 00:35:20,009 --> 00:35:21,644 So, okay, lesbians. 440 00:35:21,677 --> 00:35:24,013 -Yes. -This is a very serious question. 441 00:35:24,046 --> 00:35:25,681 Yes. 442 00:35:25,715 --> 00:35:27,850 What does vagina taste like? 443 00:35:27,883 --> 00:35:30,020 I think it's about that time to... 444 00:35:30,053 --> 00:35:31,821 Threesome? 445 00:35:31,855 --> 00:35:33,023 No! 446 00:35:33,056 --> 00:35:34,725 You're gross. Get out of here. 447 00:35:36,893 --> 00:35:38,829 You're not going to fall asleep on me, are you? 448 00:35:38,862 --> 00:35:40,697 You know damn well 449 00:35:40,731 --> 00:35:43,133 I have no intentions of falling asleep. 450 00:35:48,038 --> 00:35:50,774 ♪ All by myself ♪ 451 00:35:54,644 --> 00:35:56,214 Ladies. 452 00:35:59,784 --> 00:36:01,586 Fancy meeting you here. 453 00:36:03,888 --> 00:36:06,324 What? What's wrong? 454 00:36:06,358 --> 00:36:09,894 I'm sorry, I just can't stop thinking about Meg and Luke. 455 00:36:09,927 --> 00:36:12,563 I mean, we've been out here for days 456 00:36:12,597 --> 00:36:14,932 and we haven't seen or heard from them at all. 457 00:36:14,966 --> 00:36:17,602 I mean, what if something happened? 458 00:36:17,635 --> 00:36:19,204 what if they're hurt? 459 00:36:19,238 --> 00:36:22,307 There's rangers everywhere in this park. 460 00:36:22,341 --> 00:36:24,943 I'm sure if something were to go wrong, 461 00:36:24,977 --> 00:36:27,212 the rangers would find them. 462 00:36:27,246 --> 00:36:29,248 Are you sure? 463 00:36:29,281 --> 00:36:30,949 Yeah. 464 00:36:30,983 --> 00:36:33,052 I guess. 465 00:36:33,085 --> 00:36:36,622 Look, it's been a while since we've gotten this far. 466 00:36:36,655 --> 00:36:38,824 Do you remember the first time? 467 00:36:40,726 --> 00:36:42,195 Yeah. 468 00:36:44,030 --> 00:36:45,765 We didn't leave the apartment for, what, 469 00:36:45,799 --> 00:36:47,600 three whole days? 470 00:36:47,634 --> 00:36:49,836 Exactly. 471 00:36:49,869 --> 00:36:51,371 Let's do the same. 472 00:36:51,404 --> 00:36:53,640 Let's just stay in this tent for the next three days. 473 00:36:53,673 --> 00:36:55,008 Fuck everybody else. 474 00:37:00,647 --> 00:37:02,383 Ladies. 475 00:37:02,416 --> 00:37:05,086 Do you want to play a game? 476 00:37:05,119 --> 00:37:07,221 I think I packed a deck of cards, actually. 477 00:37:07,254 --> 00:37:11,158 No, we don't need no goddamn cards for this fucking game. 478 00:37:12,726 --> 00:37:14,261 What's the name of the game, dipshit? 479 00:37:14,295 --> 00:37:16,364 Truth or dare. 480 00:37:16,398 --> 00:37:18,799 -Oh, Jesus. This fucker. -Yeah. 481 00:37:23,771 --> 00:37:26,740 All right, Mac. Truth or dare? 482 00:37:26,774 --> 00:37:28,410 Dare. 483 00:37:28,443 --> 00:37:32,280 I dare you to chug the rest of that pussy-ass drink. 484 00:37:32,314 --> 00:37:33,715 All right. 485 00:37:33,748 --> 00:37:35,417 Trying to get me all loosey-deucey. 486 00:37:35,450 --> 00:37:37,185 -I respect that. -Mm-hmm. 487 00:37:47,230 --> 00:37:49,031 -Alex. -Yes? 488 00:37:49,065 --> 00:37:50,765 Truth or dare? 489 00:37:50,799 --> 00:37:52,201 Um... 490 00:37:52,235 --> 00:37:53,803 Truth. 491 00:37:53,836 --> 00:37:55,238 Really? 492 00:37:55,271 --> 00:37:57,707 You're going to be a lame shit? 493 00:37:57,740 --> 00:37:59,342 All right, all right. 494 00:38:01,110 --> 00:38:02,945 Have you ever... 495 00:38:02,979 --> 00:38:04,381 I don't know... 496 00:38:04,414 --> 00:38:07,049 been eaten out in public? 497 00:38:07,083 --> 00:38:08,751 -Really? -Really, really. 498 00:38:08,784 --> 00:38:10,087 You're just gonna dive right in there? 499 00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:11,388 I mean, if it's an invitation, 500 00:38:11,421 --> 00:38:12,389 I'll dive right in there. 501 00:38:12,422 --> 00:38:14,158 No. No, I haven't. 502 00:38:15,259 --> 00:38:16,426 Change that... 503 00:38:16,460 --> 00:38:17,928 All right, Mac. 504 00:38:17,961 --> 00:38:20,264 If that's how you wanna play it, 505 00:38:20,297 --> 00:38:22,866 truth or dare? 506 00:38:25,836 --> 00:38:27,204 Truth. 507 00:38:27,237 --> 00:38:29,773 - You pussy-ass bitch. - Really? 508 00:38:50,261 --> 00:38:51,863 Eight inches... 509 00:38:51,896 --> 00:38:52,997 ...around. 510 00:38:53,031 --> 00:38:55,334 In your dreams, little man. 511 00:38:55,367 --> 00:38:57,869 All right, Jane. 512 00:38:57,902 --> 00:38:59,371 Truth... 513 00:38:59,405 --> 00:39:01,340 or motherfucking dare? 514 00:39:01,373 --> 00:39:03,008 Dare. 515 00:39:03,042 --> 00:39:04,476 Mm-hmm. 516 00:39:04,510 --> 00:39:07,446 I dare you to get to third base, 517 00:39:07,479 --> 00:39:10,983 right here, right now, 518 00:39:11,016 --> 00:39:12,952 at this campfire with Alex. 519 00:39:12,985 --> 00:39:13,953 Go. 520 00:39:13,986 --> 00:39:15,488 -Mm-hmm. -Go. 521 00:39:15,522 --> 00:39:17,457 Go, go, go. 522 00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:20,793 Go-di-go, go. 523 00:39:22,295 --> 00:39:23,964 Mm. 524 00:39:23,997 --> 00:39:26,099 Yeah. 525 00:39:26,132 --> 00:39:27,867 There you go. 526 00:39:29,069 --> 00:39:30,437 Daddy likey. 527 00:39:38,312 --> 00:39:40,981 What do you ladies say we move this to the tent? 528 00:39:41,014 --> 00:39:43,217 I think that sounds like a fantastic idea. 529 00:39:43,251 --> 00:39:45,852 I think it sounds like a grade-A goddamn idea. 530 00:39:50,524 --> 00:39:52,026 Mm-hm. 531 00:39:52,059 --> 00:39:53,094 Wow. 532 00:39:53,127 --> 00:39:55,062 Right? 533 00:39:55,096 --> 00:39:57,466 In your dreams, fucktard. 534 00:39:57,499 --> 00:40:00,301 But, hey, thanks for getting things going. 535 00:40:00,335 --> 00:40:01,570 No. 536 00:40:01,603 --> 00:40:03,971 Sweet dreams. 537 00:40:04,005 --> 00:40:06,475 What the fuck am I supposed to do with this? 538 00:40:28,498 --> 00:40:30,366 Goddamn it. 539 00:41:06,437 --> 00:41:08,473 Well, Jill. 540 00:41:08,506 --> 00:41:11,276 it looks like me and you are getting into a fight tonight. 541 00:42:28,189 --> 00:42:30,158 Good a place as any. 542 00:43:02,525 --> 00:43:04,092 Yeah! 543 00:43:38,395 --> 00:43:40,431 Get the fuck out. 544 00:44:01,119 --> 00:44:02,554 What? 545 00:44:02,587 --> 00:44:04,389 I have to pee. 546 00:44:04,422 --> 00:44:06,091 Are you kidding? 547 00:44:06,124 --> 00:44:07,425 No. 548 00:44:07,459 --> 00:44:09,327 I'm so sorry. 549 00:44:09,361 --> 00:44:12,330 I will be right back. 550 00:44:12,364 --> 00:44:14,065 You better hurry. 551 00:44:14,099 --> 00:44:15,368 I will. 552 00:44:17,837 --> 00:44:19,572 Don't go anywhere. 553 00:44:24,810 --> 00:44:26,412 Fuck. 554 00:45:46,696 --> 00:45:49,366 Alex! Holy shit. 555 00:45:49,399 --> 00:45:50,634 Jane! 556 00:46:12,523 --> 00:46:14,759 Jane, get the fuck out here! 557 00:46:58,738 --> 00:47:00,740 Hold the fuck up. 558 00:47:00,773 --> 00:47:02,375 Oh, God. 559 00:47:07,047 --> 00:47:09,382 What the fuck was that? 560 00:47:09,415 --> 00:47:12,385 It looked like a goddamn alien. 561 00:47:12,418 --> 00:47:14,755 Babe, I got to take a look. 562 00:47:14,788 --> 00:47:15,956 No. 563 00:47:15,989 --> 00:47:17,858 Just breathe. 564 00:47:17,891 --> 00:47:20,027 -And try to be quiet. -Okay. 565 00:47:20,060 --> 00:47:21,829 Shh! 566 00:47:21,862 --> 00:47:23,297 Hey. Here. 567 00:47:23,330 --> 00:47:24,665 You good? 568 00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:29,002 We are so fucked. 569 00:47:29,036 --> 00:47:30,571 -We are so fucked. -Hold this there, okay? 570 00:47:32,573 --> 00:47:33,707 Oh, fuck. 571 00:47:33,741 --> 00:47:36,443 We are so fucked. 572 00:47:38,412 --> 00:47:40,715 What the fuck was that? 573 00:47:40,749 --> 00:47:42,584 I don't know. 574 00:47:42,617 --> 00:47:44,753 But we need to get the fuck out of the woods. 575 00:47:44,786 --> 00:47:47,422 What we need is a big fucking machine gun. 576 00:47:47,455 --> 00:47:50,058 What we need is to find the ranger. 577 00:47:50,091 --> 00:47:52,660 No, no, no, no. We need some fucking katanas, 578 00:47:52,694 --> 00:47:54,462 some fucking throwing stars, 579 00:47:54,496 --> 00:47:57,732 some goddamn Predator-level fucking hunting shit. 580 00:47:57,766 --> 00:47:59,567 Snap the fuck out of it, asshole. 581 00:47:59,601 --> 00:48:02,437 What I was going to say is we need to go to the fucking car 582 00:48:02,470 --> 00:48:04,740 and get the goddamn arsenal out of it. 583 00:48:04,774 --> 00:48:07,076 We should just wait it out here. 584 00:48:07,109 --> 00:48:09,478 Are you fucking dumb, Alex? 585 00:48:09,512 --> 00:48:11,881 All of our friends just got their fucking guts 586 00:48:11,914 --> 00:48:13,582 ripped the fuck out of them. 587 00:48:13,616 --> 00:48:15,085 We're not fucking sitting here. 588 00:48:15,118 --> 00:48:17,386 We're going to that fucking car. 589 00:48:17,419 --> 00:48:18,854 Fine, let's go. 590 00:48:21,457 --> 00:48:22,725 -Come on. -Okay. 591 00:48:32,469 --> 00:48:33,804 Who the fuck are they? 592 00:48:33,837 --> 00:48:35,305 Is that Meg? 593 00:48:36,973 --> 00:48:39,342 Oh... 594 00:48:39,376 --> 00:48:41,578 No, it's not Meg, okay? 595 00:48:41,611 --> 00:48:42,879 I can't do this anymore. 596 00:48:42,914 --> 00:48:44,714 -It's okay. Shh. -I wanna go home. 597 00:48:44,748 --> 00:48:46,616 -It's okay, it's okay, Alex. -I wanna go home right now. 598 00:48:46,650 --> 00:48:49,352 We need to fucking go, is what we need to do. 599 00:48:49,386 --> 00:48:50,655 Okay. 600 00:48:50,688 --> 00:48:52,490 - Well, come on, let's go. - Okay. 601 00:48:52,523 --> 00:48:53,691 Come on. 602 00:49:04,769 --> 00:49:06,370 What in the actual fuck? 603 00:49:07,805 --> 00:49:09,875 Holy shit. 604 00:49:11,176 --> 00:49:13,045 I got his keys. 605 00:49:14,847 --> 00:49:17,049 Holy fuck. 606 00:49:19,985 --> 00:49:21,954 Oh, my God. 607 00:49:21,987 --> 00:49:23,522 It's all right. 608 00:49:24,857 --> 00:49:26,993 What the fuck? 609 00:49:29,929 --> 00:49:31,097 I think it... 610 00:49:31,130 --> 00:49:32,664 I think it ate her ovaries. 611 00:49:32,698 --> 00:49:34,466 Why would it do that? 612 00:49:34,499 --> 00:49:36,468 -I don't know. It's okay. -What the fuck? 613 00:49:37,670 --> 00:49:39,672 Now, we need the fucking nunchucks. 614 00:49:41,474 --> 00:49:42,675 Oh, my God. 615 00:49:42,709 --> 00:49:44,043 It's a shame too. 616 00:49:44,077 --> 00:49:46,579 Them tits were awesome. 617 00:49:56,957 --> 00:50:00,060 What in the fuck are you looking for? 618 00:50:00,094 --> 00:50:02,428 In case that thing comes back, 619 00:50:02,462 --> 00:50:04,064 we should have some fucking weapons. 620 00:50:08,836 --> 00:50:10,037 Oh, shit! 621 00:50:11,605 --> 00:50:14,042 Fuck! Jane! Alex! 622 00:50:14,075 --> 00:50:15,010 Fuck! 623 00:50:20,547 --> 00:50:22,817 Fuck! Fuck! 624 00:50:44,173 --> 00:50:46,142 Jane, he's got nards! 625 00:50:46,175 --> 00:50:47,944 No! 626 00:50:47,977 --> 00:50:50,146 Jane, run. 627 00:51:08,632 --> 00:51:10,167 Fuck! 628 00:51:10,200 --> 00:51:12,869 Mac's got the fucking keys. 629 00:51:22,180 --> 00:51:24,282 Come on. Hurry. 630 00:51:24,315 --> 00:51:25,682 Let's go. 631 00:51:35,193 --> 00:51:36,828 Fuck you. 632 00:51:46,604 --> 00:51:48,007 Stop. Wait. 633 00:51:50,843 --> 00:51:52,577 Baby... 634 00:51:55,848 --> 00:51:57,282 I can't. 635 00:51:57,316 --> 00:52:00,152 Baby, I need you to keep going. 636 00:52:00,185 --> 00:52:02,721 Nah-uh. 637 00:52:02,755 --> 00:52:04,623 No, baby, come on. 638 00:52:04,656 --> 00:52:06,625 I love you. 639 00:52:06,658 --> 00:52:09,062 No, come on, you gotta keep going. 640 00:52:09,095 --> 00:52:11,697 No, no, no, no, come on. 641 00:52:11,730 --> 00:52:14,134 Stay with me, okay? 642 00:52:14,167 --> 00:52:16,269 We're gonna make it out of here, 643 00:52:16,302 --> 00:52:17,303 I promise. 644 00:52:19,105 --> 00:52:20,306 Alex! 645 00:52:21,908 --> 00:52:23,676 Don't go! Please don't leave me! 646 00:52:31,651 --> 00:52:33,120 Come on, come on, come on. 647 00:58:09,203 --> 00:58:10,171 Suck my-- 648 01:02:00,511 --> 01:02:01,479 One or two? 649 01:02:01,512 --> 01:02:03,682 Two. 650 01:02:06,685 --> 01:02:08,285 I'm gonna get balls deep in that ass 651 01:02:08,320 --> 01:02:09,888 and do some colon blowing. 652 01:02:23,770 --> 01:02:25,805 Oh, yeah. 653 01:02:31,544 --> 01:02:33,312 Oh, shit. 654 01:02:33,346 --> 01:02:34,847 You just set the ground on fire. 655 01:02:36,816 --> 01:02:38,518 Yay! 656 01:02:38,551 --> 01:02:40,253 I think that shit's gone bad. 657 01:02:40,286 --> 01:02:42,355 Trust me, it ain't gone bad. 658 01:02:43,589 --> 01:02:44,758 What about you? 659 01:02:44,792 --> 01:02:46,392 Sorry. 660 01:02:46,426 --> 01:02:48,762 Trust me, it ain't gone bad. 661 01:02:56,637 --> 01:02:57,771 You like it. 662 01:02:57,805 --> 01:03:01,341 "I like it"? What kind of face is that? 663 01:03:01,375 --> 01:03:03,844 In this corner, we have Scotty-too-Hotty. 664 01:03:03,877 --> 01:03:06,848 In this corner, we have Shawn, Shawn, You Really Turn Me On. 665 01:03:06,881 --> 01:03:09,450 And go. 666 01:03:09,483 --> 01:03:12,319 I'm giving the creature a blowjob here. 667 01:03:16,658 --> 01:03:18,760 Come in. 668 01:03:18,793 --> 01:03:20,628 This is aimed right at you. 669 01:03:20,662 --> 01:03:22,864 Ayse, your vagina's showing. 670 01:03:27,535 --> 01:03:29,704 You can't be mad at the effects guy. 671 01:03:36,011 --> 01:03:38,379 I feel really terrible about 672 01:03:41,517 --> 01:03:42,852 What the fuck? 673 01:03:42,885 --> 01:03:44,720 Nobody does that. 674 01:03:44,754 --> 01:03:46,722 - Yeah, they do. - No, they don't. 675 01:03:46,756 --> 01:03:48,424 - In porn. - Nobody does that. 676 01:03:48,457 --> 01:03:49,993 I've never seen that in porn. It hurts. 677 01:03:50,026 --> 01:03:51,560 You're watching the wrong kind then. 678 01:03:51,594 --> 01:03:53,262 Fuck off! 679 01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:59,870 Cut! That was awesome. 680 01:03:59,903 --> 01:04:01,905 Um, Roman... 681 01:04:01,938 --> 01:04:03,874 you see what I'm poking? 682 01:04:10,847 --> 01:04:13,717 I kinda need light over this way, possibly. 683 01:04:18,622 --> 01:04:19,824 -'Ello! -Hello! 684 01:04:19,857 --> 01:04:21,826 I'm here to plunge your holes. 685 01:04:23,761 --> 01:04:25,863 That doesn't look horrible. 686 01:04:25,897 --> 01:04:28,065 Come look at this. 687 01:04:28,099 --> 01:04:30,535 No, I don't mean her. I'm talking about the light. 688 01:04:31,636 --> 01:04:34,038 Man, we know many strippers, man. 689 01:04:42,848 --> 01:04:44,650 Where did...? 690 01:04:44,683 --> 01:04:46,819 Where did I...? 691 01:04:46,852 --> 01:04:48,854 Yes? 692 01:04:50,989 --> 01:04:52,991 I know you like it. 693 01:04:53,025 --> 01:04:55,561 Other than this fire and just finishing setting up, 694 01:04:55,594 --> 01:04:56,829 you're good for this scene, right? 695 01:04:56,862 --> 01:04:59,032 Like, the actors are good? 696 01:04:59,065 --> 01:05:00,833 Yup. 697 01:05:00,866 --> 01:05:02,035 Yup. 698 01:05:02,068 --> 01:05:03,368 -Cool. I mean, cool. -Cool. 699 01:05:03,402 --> 01:05:04,403 I mean, cool. 700 01:05:04,436 --> 01:05:05,972 Yeah. 701 01:05:06,005 --> 01:05:07,140 You gonna cue her when to jump, 702 01:05:07,173 --> 01:05:09,676 or is she just gonna do it on her own? 703 01:05:09,709 --> 01:05:11,511 'Cause I need to know. 704 01:05:11,544 --> 01:05:13,012 I will... 705 01:05:13,046 --> 01:05:16,015 um, no, I won't draw on acting just because... 706 01:05:16,049 --> 01:05:17,717 Quit rubbing me. 707 01:05:17,750 --> 01:05:20,620 That's weird. 708 01:05:20,653 --> 01:05:23,057 Are you going to tell her when to jump? 709 01:05:23,090 --> 01:05:24,357 Action! 710 01:05:28,162 --> 01:05:29,096 Here we go! 711 01:05:37,838 --> 01:05:39,707 Scotty doesn't know. 712 01:05:39,740 --> 01:05:41,809 You don't. You think you do. 713 01:05:41,842 --> 01:05:43,010 -You don't. -Shut up. 714 01:05:43,043 --> 01:05:44,745 Fuck. 715 01:05:44,778 --> 01:05:47,015 Hey, I just met you and I'm freezing. 716 01:05:48,917 --> 01:05:50,819 "But I'm naked and riding your dick." 717 01:05:50,852 --> 01:05:53,021 I'm calling your fucking mom right now 718 01:05:53,054 --> 01:05:54,723 and I'm gonna tell her you've been sucking dick in the back. 719 01:05:54,756 --> 01:05:56,591 -I've been fucking watching-- -She knows! 720 01:06:00,595 --> 01:06:01,930 Yeah, that'll work! 721 01:06:04,032 --> 01:06:06,202 I'm too tired to have sex tonight, baby. 722 01:06:06,235 --> 01:06:08,070 Go to sleep. 723 01:06:08,104 --> 01:06:10,072 Take care of yourself. 724 01:06:13,508 --> 01:06:15,677 Shit, that looked awesome. Cut. 725 01:06:15,711 --> 01:06:17,947 - Derek. - Huh? 726 01:06:22,685 --> 01:06:23,886 I got that on video. 727 01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:24,854 Oh, my... 728 01:06:26,956 --> 01:06:29,692 Ooo! She's stealing! 729 01:06:32,662 --> 01:06:34,830 What'd you say? 730 01:06:34,864 --> 01:06:37,700 What'd you say? What'd you say? 731 01:06:37,733 --> 01:06:40,603 Oh, look, it's in your face When are you getting smashed? 732 01:06:40,637 --> 01:06:42,673 When are you getting smashed? 733 01:06:42,706 --> 01:06:44,074 Oh, shit. 734 01:06:44,107 --> 01:06:46,076 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 735 01:06:46,109 --> 01:06:47,177 Into the lesbians. 736 01:06:55,752 --> 01:06:58,722 If you can put one in, put the whole thing. 737 01:06:58,755 --> 01:06:59,958 Whoa, there. 738 01:06:59,991 --> 01:07:03,560 - Just fucking fist me. - Fist my ass! 739 01:07:03,593 --> 01:07:05,596 I'm glad I'm still recording. 740 01:07:07,198 --> 01:07:08,132 Whoa, there. 741 01:07:11,235 --> 01:07:12,904 I've had better. 742 01:07:12,937 --> 01:07:15,773 Okay. I'll give you better. 743 01:07:19,044 --> 01:07:21,046 I'm doing her tonight. 744 01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:22,547 Cut. 48301

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