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I need an 'X'.
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No 'X'.
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Uh, a 'C' and a 'S'.
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Or a 'K' and an 'S'.
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Whoa! Whoa! Don't let go.
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You're fine.
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I have a 'K'.
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Yeah!
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And a 'C'.
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Yeah!
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Hey.
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"God should pay taxis."
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People will get it.
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Uh...
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No, they won't.
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Uh... Just be cool. Stay cool.
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Hey!
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, thank God!
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I think my key is broken.
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- What time do you call this?
- How was J?
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She was an actual angel.
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Madison, I assume?
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How was the gig?
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Boring. We ended up going
on a crime spree instead.
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Drink?
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Hi. I'm...
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Michael.
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It's OK.
You're not gonna get fired.
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Fired for what?
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Sleeping with his students.
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Uh... student singular.
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I'm... I'm only sleeping with...
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Really?
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You realise that's
incredibly unethical, dude.
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You're in a position of power
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and you're taking advantage
of my little sister here.
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Are we gonna have a problem?
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Um, are we?
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Bowie!
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I'm joking!
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It's a joke. It's a silly joke.
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Get in here. Come on, man.
Nothing but love.
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Nothing but... Mwah!
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Welcome to the family, brother.
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Ohhh!
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Hey, uh...
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So is that something
you usually do?
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Deface churches?
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- Most nights, yeah.
- Wow.
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It's kinda hot.
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What's hot?
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The fact that
Australian churches
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earn a combined yearly income
of over $30 billion
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and yet still have the audacity
to call themselves charities?
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Uh, yeah.
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- Can you two shut up?
- Sorry.
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Um...
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I'm gonna go, OK.
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You OK?
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Whoa!
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Oh, for fuck's sake!
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Sorry.
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Hey, Ol. I gotta go.
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I have a really bad feeling it's
one of my step kids' birthdays.
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Mummy's fine. Sometimes
too much fun makes you spew.
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- 'Bye, tiny legend.
- 'Bye.
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Oly, I worry.
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Sorry, I was just... vomiting.
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Sorpresa! I have books for you!
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- What do you say?
- Gracias.
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Now go. Have some fun!
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Let me guess.
You're worried about...
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I worry about Santiago.
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He's too porfiado...
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How you say? Proud, stubborn.
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...to say, "I love Oly."
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You mean Keeks.
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What is this word 'keeks'?
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Santi's girlfriend.
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He didn't tell you?
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Novia? Girlfriend?
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No!
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For how long?
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Well, he is thinking about
introducing her to J,
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so a while, I guess.
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Hey.
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If you had a toothbrush at mine,
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you wouldn't have to
brush your teeth here.
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I like brushing my teeth here.
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You don't have to
drive me to work.
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- It's OK.
- But I appreciate it.
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Do you want to meet for lunch?
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I'd love to but I can't.
It's J day.
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Sorry. Fuck.
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- Ita, how...
- Oh, you're Bernard it a.
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Hi. I've heard so much
about you. I'm Keeks.
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I'm sorry. No English.
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Sure. No problem.
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Uh, we need to collect
some tomatoes on the way.
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Let's talk about this at home.
That sounds yummy, though.
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Beautiful girl.
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Bye-bye.
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Yeah, we just need to, um,
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collect some ingredients
for dinner.
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Right.
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'Cause it sounded like
she wants you
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to get back
with your ex-girlfriend.
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No.
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Tomatoes.
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Right.
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Oh, thank you.
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Mm. Is that cologne?
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Is someone on a date?
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It's just deodorant.
And no, not a date.
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I'm doing some research
for my app.
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Ah, the grumpy old man app?
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- That's...
- What's wrong with it?
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It's not...
There's nothing wrong with it.
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I've just been getting
some feedback.
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- Complaints?
- Feedback is what it's called.
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And, uh, the algorithm
might be a little off.
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Apparently it's pairing
the wrong people together,
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which is ridiculous.
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So you're meeting
the wrong people?
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That's right. No.
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I'm merely going undercover
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to monitor the user experience
of my company.
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Right. Sure.
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You know there's nothing weird
to want a friend, Dom.
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A lot of men... get lonely
at your age.
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Yeah, but I'm an island,
so I don't need anyone.
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Ooh. That might be him. Hi.
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Just a latte with
a half-sugar, please.
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- Paul.
- Dom.
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- How are you?
- Good.
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How's it going?
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Do this one.
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OK.
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Let me see.
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What is it? What did we draw?
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We drew... Dah-dah!
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A robot on a surfboard.
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Oat latte for Keeks?
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- Hey!
- Hi. Oh.
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- Um...
- Um...
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- J, this... this is, um...
- Deb... borah. Debbie.
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Debber... son.
I'm... I'm Debbie Debberson.
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Hi. Pancakes. Yum.
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Oat latte for Keeks?
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Well, uh, great to see you...
meet you, Santi.
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And I'll speak to you soon.
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Uh...
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- Or not.
- Yeah.
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- Sorry.
- Just... just...
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Apparently his mum
dressed him as a girl
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when he was a kid, which
I find absolutely hilarious
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that there are generations
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of confused sensitive guys
out there
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who thought they'd finally found
their model of fighting,
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fucking, shooting,
writerly masculinity.
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You know, my dad certainly did.
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But, you know,
behind closed doors,
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it was all about
the feminine for him.
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You know, Hemingway
I'm talking about, not my dad.
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Right.
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So who was Hemingway?
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He... Never mind.
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Do-do-do!
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What a beautiful afternoon
in our village.
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Yes. We are all so happy here.
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Nothing ever goes wrong.
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Oh, no!
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What is it?
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A tornado! Quick,
get the children inside!
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- There's no time!
- Argh!
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- Run, Debbie! Run!
- Who's Debbie?
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Daddy's friend.
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- Who's Debbie Daddy's friend?
- From lunch.
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They smoochy-kissed.
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But, Debbie, I love you!
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So what kind of bands
are you into?
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Uh, pretty mixed,
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like lots of '90s Australian
stuff, some Brit pop,
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some rare acid jazz one-offs,
that sort of thing.
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Mate, we have
a lot of crossover.
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Huh!? I would love
to show you mine.
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I'd love to show you mine too.
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Hey, should we have
another coffee?
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Yeah, sure.
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Ah, two.
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I have to be quick. I've got
to go to an appointment.
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Whereabouts are you off to?
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I've got to meet
my parole officer.
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OK.
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Yeah. Shot my wife's brother
three years ago.
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I said it was an accident,
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so I didn't have to do
any time, which was lucky.
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That is, uh, lucky.
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And, uh, your brother-in-law,
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how's he these days?
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He is in the ground, where
that little prick belongs.
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So when's good for you?
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And she knows
you're coming, right?
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Uh, I texted her.
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I'm actually
pretty claustrophobic,
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so let's not keep me
in here long, yeah?
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Agh, ha!
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- You good?
- Yeah.
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Ah, wait!
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OK. Go. I hate this!
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Ah, stop! OK. OK, go.
Close it, close it.
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I am calm. I am safe.
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I am not dying. I am calm.
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I'm calm!
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What's that noise?
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That is the sound of somebody
who has made a terrible mistake.
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- What the hell are you doing?
- Wait, wait, wait.
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- Before you go mental...
- Too late.
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- This is my day.
- Yeah, I know, I know.
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But just listen.
I've got a surprise for you.
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Oh, another surprise?
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It was sort of a surprise
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to hear that you've been
smoochy-kissing randoms
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in front of our daughter without
discussing it with me first.
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OK, well, I did discuss it.
You said I should introduce her.
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To your girlfriend. Not Debbie.
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Debbie is my girlfriend.
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What happened to Keeks?
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Keeks is Debbie. Debbie...
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Can we talk about this later?
I've...
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Another big night?
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Oh, so if I go out partying
all night with my friends
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and throw up in the morning,
that makes me a bad mum?
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Yes.
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What about all the nights
you went out partying
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while I was studying and
looking after our daughter, huh?
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What about them?
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Oh, so it's fine for you
but not for me?
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Well, the Oly I remember
thought getting wasted was dumb.
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"The Oly I remember thought
getting wasted was dumb."
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OK. Well, this was a mistake.
243
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Yeah, it was.
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- Oh, by the way...
- What?
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...surprise.
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Surprise?
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Thank you.
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- Back again?
- Sí.
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Feeling hopeful today?
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Well, always.
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I had my IT team
tweak the algorithm.
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I'm just here to bed it down
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and make sure that
it's working properly.
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OK, well, good luck.
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Here we go.
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Oh, wow, I'm so sorry.
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Your wife got cancer too?
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That's rough.
Yeah, I know, I'm sorry.
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Did she, by any chance,
have sex with her oncologist?
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Eh...
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OK, sorry.
262
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So what you're saying,
just so we're on the same page,
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is that the Earth is flat,
264
00:14:54,688 --> 00:14:56,208
the moon is round,
265
00:14:56,286 --> 00:14:59,566
therefore the moon landing
was fake,
266
00:14:59,646 --> 00:15:03,556
but satellites are real
because they track our thoughts?
267
00:15:04,882 --> 00:15:08,082
Oh, I really like you too, mate.
268
00:15:08,161 --> 00:15:13,081
Just, the app is primarily
for making friends.
269
00:15:13,159 --> 00:15:16,319
If you are in need
of a new kidney,
270
00:15:16,396 --> 00:15:18,236
then I think
there are better ways
271
00:15:18,315 --> 00:15:20,395
to track one down, you know?
272
00:15:24,752 --> 00:15:28,592
I just met some of
the worst men in the world.
273
00:15:28,670 --> 00:15:30,750
- No?
- Yeah.
274
00:15:30,829 --> 00:15:33,389
One of them tried to convince me
275
00:15:33,468 --> 00:15:36,828
that Kamala Harris
is a Russian hologram.
276
00:15:38,065 --> 00:15:40,055
I mean it.
277
00:15:41,145 --> 00:15:42,855
I don't know.
278
00:15:42,944 --> 00:15:46,584
I don't know how but something's
definitely off with the app.
279
00:15:46,661 --> 00:15:49,381
Yes, the app, of course.
280
00:15:49,461 --> 00:15:53,261
And please keep having
your man dates here.
281
00:15:53,338 --> 00:15:55,338
They make me laugh.
282
00:15:56,097 --> 00:16:00,537
Oh, well, I'm... glad
I bring joy to someone.
283
00:16:03,334 --> 00:16:05,374
What are you talking about?
284
00:16:05,453 --> 00:16:10,053
You moved out, you broke up,
your mum was sick.
285
00:16:10,130 --> 00:16:12,650
So much has happened.
286
00:16:12,728 --> 00:16:14,888
Yeah, I guess.
287
00:16:14,968 --> 00:16:17,848
Oh, and you're best friends
with Madison now?
288
00:16:17,926 --> 00:16:19,926
Lol.
289
00:16:20,444 --> 00:16:22,444
I really missed you, Reema.
290
00:16:26,242 --> 00:16:28,362
I missed you more.
291
00:16:32,039 --> 00:16:33,479
Despite your amazing,
292
00:16:33,559 --> 00:16:35,079
glamorous, international life?
293
00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:39,117
Don't get me started.
294
00:16:42,233 --> 00:16:44,473
It's nice to be home.
295
00:16:44,553 --> 00:16:47,673
Your life
looks so shiny and rich.
296
00:16:48,670 --> 00:16:51,550
That's literally the name
of the filter I used.
297
00:16:53,789 --> 00:16:56,149
It wasn't all great.
298
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:02,175
Mm.
299
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:04,903
Yeah, uni hasn't exactly been
300
00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:06,983
what I thought
it would be either.
301
00:17:09,860 --> 00:17:12,860
Though, I am sort of...
302
00:17:12,938 --> 00:17:16,578
...hanging out
with one of my tutors.
303
00:17:16,657 --> 00:17:19,657
Ooh, scandalous. Mm.
304
00:17:20,855 --> 00:17:23,685
Must be nice to have someone
on your level, intellectually.
305
00:17:23,774 --> 00:17:25,774
Yeah.
306
00:17:30,169 --> 00:17:33,769
So I was thinking
maybe I would stay for a bit?
307
00:17:33,849 --> 00:17:35,849
Decompress.
308
00:17:38,806 --> 00:17:40,886
Oh, dude, if I was you,
I would run.
309
00:17:40,965 --> 00:17:42,755
I would get out right now.
310
00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,884
I mean, what's keeping you here?
311
00:17:46,122 --> 00:17:48,122
Aside from your mum, of course.
312
00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,200
Nothing, I guess?
313
00:17:55,758 --> 00:17:58,198
It's funny, I thought you'd be
working at the UN by now
314
00:17:58,276 --> 00:18:00,266
instead of getting wasted
with Madison.
315
00:18:02,594 --> 00:18:06,714
Well, not all of us
can just pack up and run away
316
00:18:06,792 --> 00:18:08,792
whenever we want.
317
00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:13,550
Well, I should go.
318
00:18:15,308 --> 00:18:17,908
Oh, and I'm having
this welcome-back thing
319
00:18:17,985 --> 00:18:19,825
on Saturday in the park.
320
00:18:19,906 --> 00:18:22,016
You should come, if you can.
321
00:18:22,104 --> 00:18:24,064
Bring your professor.
322
00:18:24,143 --> 00:18:26,143
Tutor.
323
00:18:33,019 --> 00:18:34,339
Dunno that you deserve it,
though.
324
00:18:35,538 --> 00:18:37,898
What about that politician?
325
00:18:37,975 --> 00:18:39,695
George An a basis?
326
00:18:39,776 --> 00:18:41,766
An a basis?
327
00:18:43,254 --> 00:18:44,614
What about him?
328
00:18:44,693 --> 00:18:46,613
Oh, you know, just the way
329
00:18:46,692 --> 00:18:48,692
him and the anti-fasc
are gonna be there tonight.
330
00:18:48,771 --> 00:18:51,211
But I... I can see you're busy.
331
00:18:51,290 --> 00:18:54,690
- Bad news?
- Uh, no.
332
00:18:54,768 --> 00:18:57,168
It's just a school friend's
333
00:18:57,247 --> 00:18:58,967
having, like, a welcome-back
picnic thing.
334
00:18:59,046 --> 00:19:01,486
- Fun.
- Yeah.
335
00:19:01,565 --> 00:19:04,275
Oly will be there?
336
00:19:04,363 --> 00:19:06,963
I don't know. Probably.
337
00:19:07,042 --> 00:19:08,842
You should go.
338
00:19:08,921 --> 00:19:11,681
I don't even want to come.
It's too early anyway.
339
00:19:13,399 --> 00:19:15,399
Too early to what?
340
00:19:16,397 --> 00:19:18,357
Introduce you to my friends?
341
00:19:18,436 --> 00:19:21,786
Yeah, I wouldn't want you
meeting my friends. As if.
342
00:19:24,473 --> 00:19:26,033
Well, would you want to come?
343
00:19:26,111 --> 00:19:27,431
No!
344
00:19:27,512 --> 00:19:29,272
What if I begged?
345
00:19:29,350 --> 00:19:31,150
I thought you weren't going.
346
00:19:31,230 --> 00:19:33,230
I'd go if you came.
347
00:19:35,947 --> 00:19:37,547
The thing is, Santi,
348
00:19:37,627 --> 00:19:41,667
if there's one thing Debbie
Debberson hates, it's picnics.
349
00:19:41,745 --> 00:19:43,135
Ah!
350
00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:44,944
I guess I still have
so much to learn
351
00:19:45,023 --> 00:19:46,783
about Debbie Debberson then,
don't I?
352
00:19:46,861 --> 00:19:48,981
You haven't even scratched
the surface of Debbie.
353
00:19:53,019 --> 00:19:55,779
Go to the picnic.
See your friends.
354
00:19:55,858 --> 00:19:58,378
Try to remember how to have fun.
355
00:20:07,012 --> 00:20:09,412
And, uh, you're sure
none of your friends
356
00:20:09,491 --> 00:20:11,771
know that I'm your tutor, right?
357
00:20:11,850 --> 00:20:14,370
- Yeah.
- Good.
358
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:19,247
So, uh, how did we... How did
we meet? Uh...
359
00:20:19,326 --> 00:20:22,316
Uh, I don't know. Bumble?
360
00:20:22,404 --> 00:20:24,284
Oh, Jesus, that's grim.
361
00:20:24,363 --> 00:20:28,843
What about, um, we bumped into
each other at a bookshop?
362
00:20:28,921 --> 00:20:31,641
- OK.
- And I asked you out.
363
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:34,280
- Sure.
- Cool.
364
00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:37,718
Oh, actually, no, wait.
Uh, you asked me out. Yeah?
365
00:20:39,515 --> 00:20:42,385
What up?
Look who's here!
366
00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:43,554
Hey!
367
00:20:43,634 --> 00:20:46,074
- Oh.
- Hey, how are you? Michael.
368
00:20:46,152 --> 00:20:48,152
- Hey, man.
- Oh, sav blanc?
369
00:20:52,549 --> 00:20:54,749
- Hey, I'm Zac.
- Oh, uh, Michael.
370
00:20:54,828 --> 00:20:56,428
- Michael.
- Yes.
371
00:20:56,507 --> 00:20:58,627
Michael, what'd you bring?
372
00:21:00,105 --> 00:21:01,225
Uh...
373
00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:13,500
- It's a nice day.
- Yeah.
374
00:21:15,217 --> 00:21:16,937
- Bah.
- Ooh! Uce.
375
00:21:17,017 --> 00:21:20,897
- What's doing, bro?
- Hey. Santi. Gary.
376
00:21:20,975 --> 00:21:22,525
Hey!
377
00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:25,174
Do you remember me? I think we
went to the same high school.
378
00:21:25,253 --> 00:21:27,653
Nope, sorry, wrong person.
379
00:21:27,732 --> 00:21:29,732
- Hey.
- Hi.
380
00:21:31,169 --> 00:21:33,249
Ah, you still smell the same.
381
00:21:35,008 --> 00:21:36,328
Thank you?
382
00:21:36,407 --> 00:21:39,047
And you grew a moustache?
383
00:21:40,845 --> 00:21:42,755
Yeah. What, you don't like it?
384
00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:45,484
No, it's... It's nice.
385
00:21:45,562 --> 00:21:47,562
I think it's really hot.
386
00:21:48,401 --> 00:21:51,561
And you brought your... cousin?
387
00:21:51,639 --> 00:21:55,119
- Classic.
- Girlfriend. I'm A yes ha.
388
00:21:55,197 --> 00:21:57,637
You must be the famous Reema.
389
00:21:57,716 --> 00:21:59,796
Guilty as charged.
390
00:22:02,354 --> 00:22:04,634
Well, help yourself
to some drinks, guys.
391
00:22:04,713 --> 00:22:06,873
It was meant to only be
school people,
392
00:22:06,952 --> 00:22:10,312
so just introduce yourself,
everyone's really friendly.
393
00:22:10,389 --> 00:22:12,149
Oh, and don't go in the water.
394
00:22:12,229 --> 00:22:13,429
Apparently the harbour's
395
00:22:13,509 --> 00:22:15,309
completely rammed
with jellyfish.
396
00:22:15,388 --> 00:22:17,508
- Gross.
- Right?
397
00:22:17,587 --> 00:22:19,067
But it's not their fault.
398
00:22:19,146 --> 00:22:21,466
Life must be tricky
if you haven't got a brain.
399
00:22:28,021 --> 00:22:29,661
So how did you guys
get together?
400
00:22:29,741 --> 00:22:31,181
Oh, you know, just...
401
00:22:31,260 --> 00:22:32,580
Do you want to...
Yeah, we, um...
402
00:22:32,658 --> 00:22:34,138
It was at a bookshop. Um...
403
00:22:34,217 --> 00:22:36,017
I was going in
and she was coming out
404
00:22:36,097 --> 00:22:38,817
and we bumped into each other
and she dropped everything
405
00:22:38,896 --> 00:22:42,366
and, uh, yeah, I helped her
pick up the books,
406
00:22:42,454 --> 00:22:46,774
the multiple books, and, yeah,
then she asked me out.
407
00:22:46,851 --> 00:22:48,891
- That's like a movie.
- Mm.
408
00:22:48,971 --> 00:22:51,931
Or real life. Yeah.
409
00:22:52,009 --> 00:22:53,409
Yeah, look, I mean, it's cute.
410
00:22:53,489 --> 00:22:55,169
Not as cute as
nearly asphyxiating
411
00:22:55,248 --> 00:22:56,448
in the back of a ute.
412
00:22:56,527 --> 00:22:59,367
- I mean, that's next level.
- Huh?
413
00:22:59,446 --> 00:23:01,366
Your best friend, Reema.
414
00:23:01,445 --> 00:23:03,235
She, like, surprised you
10 minutes ago.
415
00:23:03,323 --> 00:23:04,523
Oh, yeah.
416
00:23:04,603 --> 00:23:07,403
Yeah, that's how you make
an entrance.
417
00:23:07,482 --> 00:23:10,722
Yeah, that was...
That was pretty amazing.
418
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:12,920
Now that I think about it.
419
00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:16,638
Hey, Mads, my mate said
she saw you the other night.
420
00:23:16,716 --> 00:23:18,876
You were hanging around,
like, a church or something?
421
00:23:18,956 --> 00:23:21,076
Not hanging around. Vandalising.
422
00:23:21,155 --> 00:23:22,625
Oh, no.
423
00:23:22,714 --> 00:23:24,594
Tell your mate Oly's tutor,
who she's fucking,
424
00:23:24,673 --> 00:23:26,673
made us vandalise a church.
425
00:23:29,311 --> 00:23:33,311
- Didn't you, Michael?
- Hold on, you're her tutor?
426
00:23:33,389 --> 00:23:37,149
No. I'm a bookshop worker.
427
00:23:39,026 --> 00:23:41,016
Thanks.
428
00:23:42,184 --> 00:23:44,504
Whoa, slow down.
There's Ketamine in there.
429
00:23:48,140 --> 00:23:49,540
- OK.
- Alright, go, go, go.
430
00:23:49,620 --> 00:23:51,620
Oh, my God,
I love smelly cheese.
431
00:23:52,698 --> 00:23:54,698
Michael.
432
00:23:55,618 --> 00:23:57,458
Ah, clink, clink, clink.
433
00:23:57,537 --> 00:24:00,617
- Hey, everyone! Hey!
- Hey.
434
00:24:00,695 --> 00:24:03,045
Erm, I just wanted to say
435
00:24:03,134 --> 00:24:05,574
thank you all ever so much
for coming.
436
00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:08,693
As you all know,
I went overseas to find myself.
437
00:24:08,771 --> 00:24:11,371
And I did. And she's amazing.
438
00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:17,050
But what I didn't realise
was how much I would miss this.
439
00:24:17,127 --> 00:24:21,277
I think sometimes you have
to make new friends to realise,
440
00:24:21,365 --> 00:24:25,275
"Oh, no, maybe my old friends
are better."
441
00:24:27,162 --> 00:24:29,162
Even if we've changed.
442
00:24:32,759 --> 00:24:35,639
Anyways, I'm not gonna be
in town for much longer,
443
00:24:35,717 --> 00:24:38,197
so everybody think of
one nice thing to say to me.
444
00:24:38,276 --> 00:24:40,116
Be specific.
445
00:24:40,195 --> 00:24:42,425
Crowd goes wild.
446
00:24:48,431 --> 00:24:50,271
I never thought
I'd be back here.
447
00:24:50,350 --> 00:24:52,110
I thought I was leaving forever.
448
00:24:52,188 --> 00:24:55,988
Yeah. I never thought I'd donate
my sperm to Talia, but I did.
449
00:24:56,067 --> 00:24:58,067
Life's crazy, huh?
450
00:24:58,866 --> 00:25:00,466
What?
451
00:25:00,544 --> 00:25:03,184
Yeah, nah, Talia
and her girlfriend
452
00:25:03,264 --> 00:25:05,264
asked me for some help
and I said yes.
453
00:25:07,222 --> 00:25:09,222
Did you?
454
00:25:09,899 --> 00:25:11,779
How cool.
455
00:25:11,859 --> 00:25:14,819
To have a baby with Talia.
456
00:25:14,898 --> 00:25:16,378
Talia's girlfriend.
457
00:25:16,456 --> 00:25:18,456
Talia's girlfriend.
458
00:25:19,774 --> 00:25:22,254
How absolutely exciting.
459
00:25:22,334 --> 00:25:24,334
You reckon?
460
00:25:24,893 --> 00:25:26,893
You're the only person
I've told so far.
461
00:25:28,011 --> 00:25:30,051
- You haven't told Alicia?
- A yes ha.
462
00:25:30,129 --> 00:25:32,489
No. It's early days, so...
463
00:25:35,608 --> 00:25:39,088
Wow. That's great.
464
00:25:39,166 --> 00:25:41,206
That's great.
465
00:25:41,284 --> 00:25:43,924
If that's what you want.
466
00:25:44,003 --> 00:25:46,283
It's easy for me.
467
00:25:46,361 --> 00:25:48,361
It'll make them happy.
468
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:54,760
I dropped out of uni.
And I got divorced.
469
00:25:57,037 --> 00:25:58,757
Ouch. Really?
470
00:25:58,836 --> 00:26:00,196
Yeah.
471
00:26:00,274 --> 00:26:02,194
That's intense.
472
00:26:02,274 --> 00:26:04,834
It's good.
I mean, it's not good.
473
00:26:04,913 --> 00:26:06,913
But it's good.
474
00:26:07,552 --> 00:26:09,312
Really?
475
00:26:09,390 --> 00:26:10,830
Yeah.
476
00:26:10,909 --> 00:26:13,549
It turns out doing everything
you're supposed to do
477
00:26:13,629 --> 00:26:16,749
and getting everything
you wanted can suck.
478
00:26:19,466 --> 00:26:22,536
So... is that why
you're not going back?
479
00:26:25,423 --> 00:26:27,423
Who told you I'm not going back?
480
00:26:30,220 --> 00:26:32,220
Don't tell anyone.
481
00:26:35,498 --> 00:26:37,498
Oly's lucky to have you.
482
00:26:38,735 --> 00:26:40,735
Not everyone gets a Reema.
483
00:26:42,214 --> 00:26:45,094
That's true. She is lucky.
484
00:26:49,091 --> 00:26:51,091
God, she's a bad drunk.
485
00:27:24,193 --> 00:27:26,913
Did you just throw
a jellyfish at me?
486
00:27:26,992 --> 00:27:30,312
- I don't know. Did I?
- Um, jellyfish fight?
487
00:27:30,389 --> 00:27:33,029
Is that a thing?
Are you guys crazy?
488
00:27:39,265 --> 00:27:41,255
I got you!
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