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Apart from having
'Keeks' as a nickname,
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she doesn't seem too suss.
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I said I don't care.
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You don't care if someone
hanging out with your kid
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is suss or not?
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How did it go down
when you met your step kids?
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No, it didn't go down.
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The mum wanted to meet me first,
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make sure I wasn't a murderer
or whatever.
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So we met at this pub,
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things got tense between them
and she left.
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And I was walking across
the car park
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and she hit me with her car.
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What?!
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It was intense.
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And she said she didn't see me
but, like, really?
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Was that supposed
to make me feel better?
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Oh, hey, look at this.
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OK.
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Stop making me desperate
by association, please.
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Any day now, J might be
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accidentally calling
this Keeks bitch Mama.
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So, Oly, you ARE desperate.
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And she is selling such
a cute vase on Marketplace.
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- I hate vases.
- No way.
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No, no, today we love vases.
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No.
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Oh, Oly, you're not even
a tiny bit curious?
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Hey there.
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Oh, this must be the vase.
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Yes, ma'am.
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You're not old enough to be
a ma'am. That's embarrassing.
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Where did you even
get this thing?
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It just, you know...
Things appear.
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Is it stolen or something?
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No, prob... probably not.
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No, it really isn't.
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OK, spill.
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Well, so, last year I had
a big night with my cousins,
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and I woke up
and this was in my bed.
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- What?
- Yeah, like, I woke up and bam!
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There it is on the pillow
next to me.
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And I asked
the house party people
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and this bar we went to
if it was theirs
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and literally put up signs,
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and nobody owns it
or knows where it came from.
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Oh, my God, I love that.
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It's basically how I met
my last boyfriend.
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Honestly, like,
I don't hate it. I just...
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I tried living with it, and it
just freaks me out too much.
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Like, where did it come from?
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- I do feel conflicted, though.
- Don't. Don't.
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Oh, but seriously, though,
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I don't have any money
on me for this.
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Oh. You can transfer me.
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Oh, my phone's bung.
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Is there an ATM nearby?
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Oh, good idea. You could stay
here and I'll go get it.
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Oh, no, that's OK.
I can come with you.
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Oh, weird. I had it
right... right here.
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She's a major introvert.
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Cool shoes!
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Um, well, I guess
I better be off.
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Yeah, thanks.
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- Nice to chat.
- See ya.
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See ya.
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That was really bad, Mads.
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Yeah, shit, she's nice.
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OK, get out of my way.
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You're a control freak.
You're driving me nuts.
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- This is fine.
- That is...
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What, no, this is fine. Ooh. Ah!
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What?
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I'd just like to let you guys
know that I am here eating.
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And true.
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Yeah.
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You're still busted.
I just forgot myself.
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Oh, you'll be over it
in two hours.
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- Mm, we'll see.
- Yeah, OK, but what happened?
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Ariel, out of the blue,
without warning,
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asked my dad if he'd like
to donate his sperm to her.
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- To us.
- Yeah.
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But it'll be going up
your vagina so it's weird.
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- Hey, my mum was not pleased.
- OK.
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It's not funny!
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It isn't?
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Look, she didn't even tell me
she was gonna ask.
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No, we talked about it.
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Yeah, I think I would've
remembered that.
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I don't know,
remember talking about
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how you were gonna start
composting?
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- Sorry.
- Shut up.
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Yeah, well, maybe you just
forgot about that too.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- It's totally different.
- Yeah?
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Mm.
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Ooh, we didn't even finish...
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It's alright.
I'll... I'll do it.
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Thanks, Vince.
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I think I'm gonna introduce J
to Keeks.
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Good idea? Bad idea?
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It's a big call.
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Could be good.
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Have you asked your dad?
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He'd know a lot about
this sort of stuff.
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He said, "Just don't do
what I did with Rosa."
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So the only way is up, right?
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Right. Ah, don't sweat it, uce.
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And if things do go to shit,
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at least you'll have a nice ute.
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Yeah. Hey.
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We gotta bargain him down, OK?
I'm not paying that much.
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Just look along the panels,
frown a bunch, say some shit.
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Make him scared
we've lost interest, you know?
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OK.
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Bit of intimidation.
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I'm sorry. She's dead.
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Maybe the cancer came back.
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You can wake up now.
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Bah!
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You're not dead. It was a joke!
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Oh, phew!
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What's a PET scan?
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A PET scan? It's a medic...
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Yoo-hoo!
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- Dum Dum!
- Hey!
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Ohh!
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Oh, you little angel.
Are you ready for the park?
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What are you doing down there?
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Um, I'm preparing for
a big day, actually.
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Whatever works, huh?
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Come on, let's get out
of this dungeon.
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Oh, flowers are beautiful.
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What did they say?
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It's really bad news.
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What is it?
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It's just really terrible news.
It's...
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It's back.
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It's back.
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I can't tell if you're joking
or processing.
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Oh, dammit. I can't keep
a straight face.
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Ah!
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I'm fine. I'm fine.
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No. No, you are not.
You are sick!
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Sick! Sick!
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- Off to the morgue.
- The flowers are beautiful.
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Mean people don't get flowers.
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Mean people
don't get cancer either.
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You don't think
it's a coincidence
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that I worried about everyone
else's feelings for so long,
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just pouring my never-ending
emotional lab our
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into the great domestic abyss,
and got cancer?
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And then I stopped
doing all that
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and my scan is crystal clear?
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Hmm. Might have
just been the chemo.
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Chemo doesn't
always work, though.
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Not when it's caring
that gives you the cancer.
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It's not even the weirdest
interaction I've had at all.
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Like, I had one couple
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who wanted to trade
my old pressure cooker
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for a whole lot
of spiders in jars.
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Were they... spider breeders?
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I don't know.
I wasn't about to investigate.
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It's a weird world
out there, babe,
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so a scatty chick
and her silent friend
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who pay me in full,
it's normal enough for me.
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Fair enough.
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Sometimes, uh, you meet
interesting people.
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Yeah, you do.
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- Hey.
- Hey, yeah?
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I've been thinking.
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And... since you love
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meeting people so much,
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maybe you'd be up for meeting J.
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If... if you wanted to.
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Meet J?
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Yeah.
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Excuse me, are you
making this official?
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Are you saying we weren't
already official?
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I'm not saying anything.
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But, yeah, of course.
I'd love to meet her.
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And I promise I won't turn into
an evil wicked stepmother.
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Well, at least not straightaway.
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Papi, watch me!
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I'm watching, puchita.
Doing great.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Wow. You dressed up.
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Oh, thanks a lot.
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No, no, sorry, you look great.
It's just, um...
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We're at the park.
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I wanted to make
a good impression.
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Sorry. No, I didn't... I didn't
mean it like that. I'm just...
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Are you nervous?
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No. I'm fine.
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Is J here?
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Yeah. Yeah, she's just...
just over by the swings.
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Watch me, Papi!
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I got her this. Um, I'm not sure
if it's the right kind of thing.
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It's a hat.
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Does she like hats?
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Um...
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That's a no.
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Shit.
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- Should we...
- Yeah.
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Let's do it.
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Unless, um...
unless you wanna wait?
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Won't she wonder why
I didn't turn up?
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Yeah, the thing is,
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she doesn't... she doesn't know
you're coming.
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Why didn't you tell her?
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Um...
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I-I don't know.
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OK.
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Well, I feel stupid.
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Right.
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OK, then I guess
this isn't gonna happen?
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Um...
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Yeah. Probably not, eh.
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But... but we can, um...
We can... we can do another day.
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Do you want it
to be another time, though?
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Huh?
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What?
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Keeks.
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Then no, this really
isn't gonna happen.
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- What?
- Papi, you're not watching me!
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What the fuck?
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00:12:40,813 --> 00:12:44,833
Whoa, Mum.
Your fascia's like butter.
228
00:12:44,933 --> 00:12:49,113
I've never felt anything
this harmonious before.
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Yeah, well, it's been
a pretty good couple of days.
230
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Yeah, I mean, I knew we could
realign your tangential plane
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but this is just crazy.
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Yeah, I'm very relieved
for some reason.
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Mm, well, this is the cumulative
effect of self-care.
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People underestimate the value
of buying themselves flowers.
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Oh, no, these were
bought for me.
236
00:13:13,973 --> 00:13:17,853
The universe gives us what
we allow ourselves to receive.
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Ooh.
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00:13:23,173 --> 00:13:25,193
Yeah, no, there's a block here.
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Some tension.
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00:13:27,493 --> 00:13:30,393
Oh, wonder what
that could be from.
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Hmm.
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00:13:40,213 --> 00:13:42,713
Hey, puchita. How are you?
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Grangie gave me a bath.
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Ah, you've had a bath.
That's good.
245
00:13:47,093 --> 00:13:49,353
But why are you at Grangie's?
246
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I had a bath bomb.
247
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Bath bomb. Sounds very cool.
248
00:13:53,493 --> 00:13:55,553
Papi, can we watch a movie?
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Yeah, of course,
we can go see a movie.
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- Can it be tomorrow?
- But, hey, um...
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Is Mum not there with you?
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00:14:01,133 --> 00:14:03,573
She's sick.
She's not feeling well.
253
00:14:04,573 --> 00:14:05,633
Really?
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00:14:05,733 --> 00:14:07,473
She let me have a sleepover.
255
00:14:07,573 --> 00:14:11,193
Well, um, let's hope
she gets better soon, huh?
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00:14:11,293 --> 00:14:12,313
Yeah.
257
00:14:12,413 --> 00:14:14,113
I should get to take her
if Oly's sick.
258
00:14:14,213 --> 00:14:16,153
- Hey, I don't mind.
- Yeah, but I do.
259
00:14:16,253 --> 00:14:18,673
Hey, hey, Santi,
she's having fun.
260
00:14:18,773 --> 00:14:22,073
That's more important than
who it's with or where she is.
261
00:14:22,173 --> 00:14:24,153
OK, but Oly can't keep
doing this.
262
00:14:24,253 --> 00:14:29,613
OK, that's between you and Oly,
not me, and definitely not J.
263
00:14:32,293 --> 00:14:33,753
Just let her be, Santi.
264
00:14:33,853 --> 00:14:36,413
Don't ruin her night because
you're in a mood with Oly.
265
00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:41,453
- Is she OK?
- Yeah.
266
00:14:47,013 --> 00:14:50,073
Just don't try
taking that hat off.
267
00:14:50,173 --> 00:14:53,413
Don't know where it came from
but she is obsessed.
268
00:14:55,453 --> 00:14:57,453
It was a present.
269
00:14:59,813 --> 00:15:01,993
Am I gonna kill a fish
with this plastic bag?
270
00:15:02,093 --> 00:15:03,473
Mmm. Chips.
271
00:15:03,573 --> 00:15:05,753
- I need to wee.
- Then wee.
272
00:15:05,853 --> 00:15:07,433
I can't just wee here.
273
00:15:07,533 --> 00:15:09,673
OK, relax, Ol.
274
00:15:09,773 --> 00:15:12,013
I'm so relaxed.
275
00:15:14,213 --> 00:15:17,033
- You're not relaxed.
- I am so relaxed!
276
00:15:26,173 --> 00:15:28,173
- See.
- Mm.
277
00:15:29,813 --> 00:15:31,273
- Shit.
- What?
278
00:15:31,373 --> 00:15:32,273
It's Keeks.
279
00:15:32,373 --> 00:15:35,033
- What?
- Quick! Quick!
280
00:15:35,133 --> 00:15:37,753
Argh! Argh!
281
00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:40,913
Oh, my God.
I was kidding.
282
00:15:41,013 --> 00:15:42,593
Hilarious.
283
00:15:42,693 --> 00:15:44,693
Thank you.
284
00:15:50,453 --> 00:15:51,993
Does it look OK?
285
00:15:52,093 --> 00:15:53,673
Is it gonna leave a scar?
286
00:15:53,773 --> 00:15:55,773
Mm.
287
00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:57,753
Maybe in the shape of a 'K'.
288
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:02,793
- No. Don't.
- Nah. It'll be nothing.
289
00:16:02,893 --> 00:16:07,253
I don't know. She doesn't
really seem like nothing.
290
00:16:10,653 --> 00:16:12,653
How's your shift?
291
00:16:13,573 --> 00:16:14,753
Yeah.
292
00:16:14,853 --> 00:16:16,853
We had...
293
00:16:17,373 --> 00:16:19,073
Sorry, you sure
you wanna hear about this?
294
00:16:19,173 --> 00:16:21,173
Yeah.
295
00:16:22,333 --> 00:16:24,593
We had, um...
296
00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:26,693
...a woman come in.
297
00:16:27,773 --> 00:16:29,313
Cervix wasn't dilating.
298
00:16:29,413 --> 00:16:30,913
High blood pressure.
299
00:16:31,013 --> 00:16:33,533
Baby was in... in distress.
300
00:16:34,813 --> 00:16:38,133
Um... they had to do
an emergency Caesar.
301
00:16:41,053 --> 00:16:43,053
Was the baby OK?
302
00:16:51,973 --> 00:16:54,413
Isn't that hard?
303
00:16:57,653 --> 00:16:59,113
Yeah.
304
00:16:59,213 --> 00:17:03,193
Mostly it's the best day
of people's lives.
305
00:17:03,293 --> 00:17:07,173
Other times it's, um...
it's not.
306
00:17:14,173 --> 00:17:15,913
Hey, I've got a few
more minutes on break.
307
00:17:16,013 --> 00:17:19,173
Did you need me to steal you
more biscuits?
308
00:17:22,133 --> 00:17:23,593
Nah, I'm good, thanks.
309
00:17:23,693 --> 00:17:24,993
OK.
310
00:17:25,093 --> 00:17:27,153
Well, better make
some moves then.
311
00:17:32,493 --> 00:17:34,493
Hey.
312
00:17:36,653 --> 00:17:38,933
Maybe don't tell Santi
about this.
313
00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:41,933
Yeah, no, I definitely will.
314
00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:45,793
Say hi to Angie for me.
315
00:17:45,893 --> 00:17:47,393
I hope she's doing OK.
316
00:17:47,493 --> 00:17:49,493
Yeah, she's fine.
317
00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:52,333
She's, uh...
318
00:18:04,813 --> 00:18:06,873
Hi, this is Angie.
Leave a message.
319
00:18:06,973 --> 00:18:08,353
Hey, Mum.
320
00:18:08,453 --> 00:18:12,233
Um, I just wanted to say sorry
321
00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:14,433
for missing your PET scan.
322
00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:46,352
- I thought you had J.
- She's staying with her grandma.
323
00:18:46,452 --> 00:18:49,732
But listen, um, about today.
324
00:18:50,892 --> 00:18:52,892
That was my bad.
325
00:18:53,772 --> 00:18:56,112
I'd say it isn't, but it is.
326
00:18:56,212 --> 00:18:58,232
Yeah.
327
00:18:58,332 --> 00:19:02,432
Look, it's just, um, J's had
so much change recently
328
00:19:02,532 --> 00:19:04,532
and...
329
00:19:05,452 --> 00:19:09,272
...I didn't realise till it was
too late, obviously, but...
330
00:19:09,372 --> 00:19:11,432
It's OK.
331
00:19:11,532 --> 00:19:15,832
Actually it's, um, when you said
the 'stepmother' thing.
332
00:19:15,932 --> 00:19:18,112
Oh, fuck, I knew it.
333
00:19:18,212 --> 00:19:20,112
No, no, no. It's, um...
334
00:19:20,212 --> 00:19:23,892
It just made me think of J
having a stepfather.
335
00:19:28,732 --> 00:19:30,732
That really wigged me out.
336
00:19:32,932 --> 00:19:34,312
I'm sorry.
337
00:19:34,412 --> 00:19:37,612
I don't know what
that says about me but...
338
00:19:38,892 --> 00:19:40,932
Maybe it's fair enough.
339
00:19:43,652 --> 00:19:46,432
Yeah. Maybe.
340
00:19:46,532 --> 00:19:49,752
- But, um, guess what.
- What?
341
00:19:49,852 --> 00:19:51,992
- J loved the present.
- Yes!
342
00:19:52,092 --> 00:19:54,132
Oh, yay!
343
00:19:59,772 --> 00:20:01,232
I'm sorry.
344
00:20:01,332 --> 00:20:03,332
OK?
345
00:20:04,172 --> 00:20:06,172
I really am.
346
00:20:08,372 --> 00:20:10,372
OK.
347
00:20:29,452 --> 00:20:31,072
Vince.
348
00:20:31,172 --> 00:20:32,832
Yep?
349
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:34,932
Coming.
350
00:20:41,412 --> 00:20:44,272
- Hey.
- Hey.
351
00:20:44,372 --> 00:20:46,372
Hey.
352
00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:49,212
Nah, it's cool. Come. Sit.
353
00:20:54,292 --> 00:20:56,292
How was work?
354
00:21:05,172 --> 00:21:07,172
How are you guys going?
355
00:21:11,012 --> 00:21:15,212
No, guys. No. It's fine.
What's up?
356
00:21:16,892 --> 00:21:18,672
Uh, well, um...
357
00:21:18,772 --> 00:21:22,272
We were talking, uh,
and thinking and...
358
00:21:22,372 --> 00:21:25,632
...well, talking about you
and thinking how great you are.
359
00:21:25,732 --> 00:21:27,732
You're better than great.
Wonderful.
360
00:21:29,772 --> 00:21:31,472
And we don't agree on
most things.
361
00:21:31,572 --> 00:21:33,572
But we definitely agree on that.
362
00:21:34,692 --> 00:21:37,152
- You're the best guy we know.
- The best.
363
00:21:37,252 --> 00:21:40,112
Uh... thanks.
364
00:21:40,212 --> 00:21:42,212
And...
365
00:21:42,772 --> 00:21:45,432
...it's Ariel's dream
to have a baby.
366
00:21:45,532 --> 00:21:48,292
And I know it doesn't always
work out perfectly.
367
00:21:50,052 --> 00:21:52,152
But... Oh, sorry. I think
this is maybe a bad time.
368
00:21:52,252 --> 00:21:54,252
No, sorry. Go on.
369
00:21:55,732 --> 00:22:00,312
You know I haven't had much luck
so far with finding a donor
370
00:22:00,412 --> 00:22:02,472
and I realised it was
the universe telling me
371
00:22:02,572 --> 00:22:04,572
that it was the wrong time.
372
00:22:05,172 --> 00:22:09,752
So, we wondered if
you would do us the hon our...
373
00:22:09,852 --> 00:22:13,532
Of giving us
your wonderful sperm?
374
00:22:15,972 --> 00:22:18,832
Um...
375
00:22:28,692 --> 00:22:30,912
Oh. You know it's customary
376
00:22:31,012 --> 00:22:33,392
to stay in if you've not been
feeling well.
377
00:22:33,492 --> 00:22:35,432
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
378
00:22:35,532 --> 00:22:37,312
- Aww, cute.
- Yeah, well...
379
00:22:37,412 --> 00:22:40,072
Must take it out of you
dropping J over here.
380
00:22:40,172 --> 00:22:41,752
Or not.
381
00:22:41,852 --> 00:22:43,512
Mum, so much has been happening.
382
00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:46,112
- Santi has a girlfriend.
- Do we have any food?
383
00:22:46,212 --> 00:22:47,752
OK, Oly, I don't need
to be involved.
384
00:22:47,852 --> 00:22:49,792
Mum, I said I'm sorry.
It slipped my mind.
385
00:22:49,892 --> 00:22:52,312
I've had SO much going on.
Did I even...
386
00:22:52,412 --> 00:22:53,752
Hello.
387
00:22:53,852 --> 00:22:56,112
What are you doing here?
388
00:22:56,212 --> 00:22:57,632
- It's my weekend.
- I wanna see J.
389
00:22:57,732 --> 00:23:00,312
- I thought you were sick.
- Well, come on in, everyone.
390
00:23:00,412 --> 00:23:01,932
I don't want J
to meet your girlfriend.
391
00:23:02,012 --> 00:23:03,392
I don't even know who she is.
392
00:23:03,492 --> 00:23:06,232
Can you take that outside?
And, Bowie, they are mine.
393
00:23:06,332 --> 00:23:07,952
I already told her
it's happening.
394
00:23:08,052 --> 00:23:09,532
Yeah, well, I take back
my permission.
395
00:23:09,572 --> 00:23:10,732
I don't need your permission.
396
00:23:10,812 --> 00:23:12,348
You don't want
those raspberries, do you?
397
00:23:12,372 --> 00:23:14,672
OK, out! Out!
398
00:23:14,772 --> 00:23:17,292
Everybody, out. Out of my house.
399
00:23:18,372 --> 00:23:20,372
Out.
400
00:23:20,852 --> 00:23:24,872
You know, people at my work
buy me flowers
401
00:23:24,972 --> 00:23:28,232
and my students write me
letters of thanks,
402
00:23:28,332 --> 00:23:30,632
and every now and again,
they win a literary prize
403
00:23:30,732 --> 00:23:33,752
and write my name
in the foreword of their book.
404
00:23:33,852 --> 00:23:34,952
But...
405
00:23:35,052 --> 00:23:36,752
Oh, darling,
that is beautiful drumming.
406
00:23:36,852 --> 00:23:38,832
Can I meet you upstairs
in a tick?
407
00:23:38,932 --> 00:23:41,532
Thank you, JJ. Great work.
408
00:23:43,252 --> 00:23:44,592
What have I got here?
409
00:23:44,692 --> 00:23:46,752
Is anyone thanking me in a book?
410
00:23:46,852 --> 00:23:48,272
Ho, no.
411
00:23:48,372 --> 00:23:50,232
Is anyone paying me?
412
00:23:50,332 --> 00:23:53,912
You know, at work, I get paid,
I get acknowledgement,
413
00:23:54,012 --> 00:23:56,352
I get super, I get flowers.
414
00:23:56,452 --> 00:23:58,472
But what do I get here?
415
00:23:58,572 --> 00:24:02,492
No flowers. No super.
No acknowledgement.
416
00:24:08,772 --> 00:24:10,152
Teaching award.
417
00:24:10,252 --> 00:24:12,672
Literal reward.
418
00:24:12,772 --> 00:24:15,792
Here... nope. No reward.
419
00:24:15,892 --> 00:24:17,892
Oww!
420
00:24:20,212 --> 00:24:21,592
Mum, I live here.
421
00:24:21,692 --> 00:24:25,192
- Excuse me.
- No, no, no. You can't come in.
422
00:24:25,292 --> 00:24:28,192
If you can't remember
my 1-year PET scan,
423
00:24:28,292 --> 00:24:30,032
then you can't come in.
424
00:24:30,132 --> 00:24:32,792
PET scan. Whoops.
425
00:24:32,892 --> 00:24:34,512
- Yeah, same.
- Are you OK?
426
00:24:34,612 --> 00:24:35,952
I'm not telling.
427
00:24:36,052 --> 00:24:38,112
- Mum!
- No, it's too bad.
428
00:24:38,212 --> 00:24:39,592
It's too late.
429
00:24:39,692 --> 00:24:42,472
Yeah, well, if I did
indeed forget it,
430
00:24:42,571 --> 00:24:44,351
it's because I blocked it out.
431
00:24:44,451 --> 00:24:45,711
On purpose.
432
00:24:45,811 --> 00:24:48,911
Oh, right, yeah. Classic Dom.
433
00:24:49,011 --> 00:24:50,271
Oh, 'classic'.
434
00:24:50,371 --> 00:24:52,311
And where does
fucking one's oncologist
435
00:24:52,411 --> 00:24:55,251
fit in the spectrum
of classic behaviour?
436
00:24:56,251 --> 00:24:58,071
Well, you wouldn't touch me.
437
00:24:58,171 --> 00:24:59,911
I-I'm gonna wait in the park.
438
00:25:00,011 --> 00:25:01,511
Oh...
439
00:25:01,611 --> 00:25:03,271
What was I supposed to do,
440
00:25:03,371 --> 00:25:06,671
shrivel up and die
from sexual neglect?
441
00:25:06,771 --> 00:25:08,827
Oh, that's a thing now, is it?
442
00:25:08,851 --> 00:25:12,271
Hello, darling. Can we not do
this on public display, please?
443
00:25:12,371 --> 00:25:13,751
Let me in.
444
00:25:13,851 --> 00:25:15,951
Just because I had cancer
445
00:25:16,051 --> 00:25:18,751
doesn't mean
I stopped needing you.
446
00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:21,551
I drove you everywhere,
447
00:25:21,651 --> 00:25:24,391
and I was at
every single appointment.
448
00:25:24,491 --> 00:25:26,991
You weren't with me.
You weren't with me.
449
00:25:27,091 --> 00:25:32,631
You acted like you were ferrying
around an alien made of glass.
450
00:25:32,731 --> 00:25:34,271
What are you talking about?
451
00:25:34,371 --> 00:25:36,671
Am I seriously
getting into trouble
452
00:25:36,771 --> 00:25:39,631
because I didn't try
to get my rocks off with you
453
00:25:39,731 --> 00:25:41,671
whilst you were sick?
454
00:25:41,771 --> 00:25:43,671
See, that's the problem, Dom.
455
00:25:43,771 --> 00:25:45,911
You wouldn't even consider
456
00:25:46,011 --> 00:25:49,391
that I might have got
some much-needed pleasure too.
457
00:25:49,491 --> 00:25:51,751
- Yep.
- You decided for me.
458
00:25:51,851 --> 00:25:55,951
Or you were worried
you'd catch cancer.
459
00:25:56,051 --> 00:25:58,551
Yeah! Yeah! That's what it was.
That's bullshit!
460
00:25:58,651 --> 00:26:00,951
- Well, how would I know?
- That's not why I was angry.
461
00:26:01,051 --> 00:26:02,331
You wouldn't even talk about it.
462
00:26:02,371 --> 00:26:04,911
I was upset that you were
gonna die, darling!
463
00:26:05,011 --> 00:26:07,011
So was I!
464
00:26:08,451 --> 00:26:10,151
Which is why I don't understand
465
00:26:10,251 --> 00:26:11,831
why you wouldn't do me
the dignity
466
00:26:11,931 --> 00:26:15,111
of admitting
that you found me disgusting
467
00:26:15,211 --> 00:26:16,951
and diseased.
468
00:26:17,051 --> 00:26:19,511
I knew it
but you wouldn't say it.
469
00:26:19,611 --> 00:26:21,271
There was a reason
470
00:26:21,371 --> 00:26:23,711
why I was attracted
to the way he looked at me
471
00:26:23,811 --> 00:26:25,831
and talked to me
and listened to me.
472
00:26:25,931 --> 00:26:29,631
What, like a patient, huh?
473
00:26:29,731 --> 00:26:32,791
No. Like a woman, Dom.
474
00:26:32,891 --> 00:26:36,431
Like a whole woman
right there in front of him.
475
00:26:36,531 --> 00:26:38,951
Yeah, with a few crappy cells,
476
00:26:39,051 --> 00:26:41,691
but who could
still be desirable.
477
00:26:46,451 --> 00:26:49,111
As if any of our break-ups
over the years
478
00:26:49,211 --> 00:26:52,431
have ever been about me
not wanting you.
479
00:27:07,931 --> 00:27:09,551
No wonder J's getting in trouble
480
00:27:09,651 --> 00:27:11,651
if that's how your mum is
around her.
481
00:27:12,891 --> 00:27:14,891
Are you kidding?
482
00:27:16,251 --> 00:27:20,211
You have literally zero respect
for what it's like to be a mum.
483
00:27:21,211 --> 00:27:23,831
I'm pretty sure she was
including you in the rant.
484
00:27:23,931 --> 00:27:27,111
Yeah. Well, at least
I can acknowledge it.
485
00:27:27,211 --> 00:27:29,591
Oh, look at that.
Oly wins again. Huh?
486
00:27:38,291 --> 00:27:40,191
We need her to not see
this kind of thing.
487
00:27:40,291 --> 00:27:43,411
Yeah, I know. I don't want it
to be like this either.
488
00:27:46,371 --> 00:27:48,871
So I think that we should just
use this as a drop-off point
489
00:27:48,971 --> 00:27:51,871
and we can coordinate so that
we don't have to cross paths.
490
00:27:51,971 --> 00:27:54,111
And that way, J doesn't
have to see anything bad
491
00:27:54,211 --> 00:27:56,251
and we can just move on
with our lives.
492
00:27:58,131 --> 00:28:00,671
Is that...
Is that what you want?
493
00:28:00,771 --> 00:28:02,831
Yeah.
494
00:28:02,931 --> 00:28:05,331
Sensible boundaries sounds...
495
00:28:07,331 --> 00:28:09,331
...sounds sensible.
496
00:28:11,811 --> 00:28:13,811
Starting now.
497
00:28:18,091 --> 00:28:20,091
- Fine.
- Fine.
498
00:28:25,571 --> 00:28:27,571
OK.
499
00:28:46,611 --> 00:28:48,731
Nice car.
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