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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:04:13,838 --> 00:04:20,845 I REMEMBER 2 00:04:28,269 --> 00:04:29,896 The puffballs! 3 00:04:31,397 --> 00:04:36,027 "When the puffballs come, then winter's almost gone." 4 00:04:43,409 --> 00:04:46,496 "When the puffballs soar, then winter is no more." 5 00:04:48,498 --> 00:04:50,583 I've got the best one! 6 00:04:50,667 --> 00:04:53,419 - Ciccio, let's go to the seashore. - Look at this one! 7 00:05:09,602 --> 00:05:14,482 In our town, the puffballs arrive hand in hand with spring. 8 00:05:16,192 --> 00:05:21,864 These are the sort of puffballs that drift around, 9 00:05:21,948 --> 00:05:26,619 soaring over the cemetery, where all rest in peace, 10 00:05:26,703 --> 00:05:30,498 soaring over the beachfront and over the Germans, newly arrived, 11 00:05:30,581 --> 00:05:33,209 who don't feel the cold. 12 00:05:33,876 --> 00:05:37,213 Drifting, drifting... 13 00:05:37,296 --> 00:05:38,756 swirling... 14 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:42,510 swirling... swirling... 15 00:05:42,593 --> 00:05:45,680 Drifting, drifting, drifting! 16 00:05:46,931 --> 00:05:48,433 I'm the last of 14 children. 17 00:05:48,516 --> 00:05:54,313 By then my father had had enough, so he called me "Definitivo." 18 00:05:54,397 --> 00:05:58,693 If he'd had enough sooner, there'd have been one less chatterer. 19 00:05:58,776 --> 00:06:01,529 - Good evening. - See you in the square. 20 00:06:05,783 --> 00:06:08,077 I've come for my sister. Am I too early? 21 00:06:08,161 --> 00:06:09,787 Your sister's here. 22 00:06:10,455 --> 00:06:12,582 Fiorella, I'm all done. Come in. 23 00:06:12,665 --> 00:06:16,127 I better calm you down, you horny beast. What a body! 24 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:21,132 Excuse me. The bonfire's bigger this year than last. 25 00:06:21,924 --> 00:06:24,886 You going to the bonfire tonight? What are you playing? 26 00:06:24,969 --> 00:06:26,846 A brand-new tune I wrote. 27 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:29,724 Listen to this. 28 00:06:46,199 --> 00:06:50,745 Now, Dad, we'll watch them light the bonfire, then off to bed. 29 00:06:50,828 --> 00:06:52,830 The doctor says you must go to bed early. 30 00:06:52,914 --> 00:06:56,167 The doctor's an asshole. I'll go to bed when I want. 31 00:06:56,250 --> 00:06:59,670 Then you'll end up in the hospital, and this time, I'll leave you there. 32 00:06:59,754 --> 00:07:04,675 Blockheads! Numskulls! 33 00:07:11,015 --> 00:07:13,601 Scram! That's my spot! 34 00:07:17,897 --> 00:07:18,898 Creeps! 35 00:07:18,981 --> 00:07:21,400 Let me through! 36 00:07:21,484 --> 00:07:23,194 Listen to this one. 37 00:07:24,112 --> 00:07:25,780 One father can take care of 100 kids, 38 00:07:25,863 --> 00:07:28,157 but 100 kids can't take care of one father. 39 00:07:28,241 --> 00:07:31,410 - That's the gospel truth. - I want to set off a firecracker. 40 00:07:31,494 --> 00:07:32,495 Stay here! 41 00:07:34,330 --> 00:07:37,583 Hey, Giudizio, catch! 42 00:07:41,045 --> 00:07:44,799 I can, I command, I want! Long live Giudizio! 43 00:07:49,053 --> 00:07:51,722 Volpina, have you made love today? 44 00:07:51,806 --> 00:07:54,684 Come on. How many men did you service? 45 00:07:56,686 --> 00:08:00,106 I bet you even dip a cock in your morning coffee. 46 00:08:02,567 --> 00:08:03,818 Here she comes! 47 00:08:05,069 --> 00:08:08,698 You're the greatest, Gradisca. Greta Garbo's got nothing on you! 48 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:14,245 Let's go over there. 49 00:08:17,957 --> 00:08:20,459 Ronald Colman, we're over here! 50 00:08:21,878 --> 00:08:25,047 Giudizio, take this chair too. 51 00:08:25,131 --> 00:08:28,176 Burn this one too. Put it on top. 52 00:08:28,759 --> 00:08:30,887 Set the old witch in it. 53 00:08:31,846 --> 00:08:34,515 I'll stuff that chair down your throat! Take it back home! 54 00:08:44,525 --> 00:08:46,110 The old witch! 55 00:08:47,612 --> 00:08:49,864 The old witch is here! 56 00:08:49,947 --> 00:08:52,658 Let me marry her before you burn her! 57 00:08:57,246 --> 00:08:58,581 What are you looking at? 58 00:08:58,998 --> 00:09:01,209 I wasn't looking, I swear. 59 00:09:01,292 --> 00:09:02,793 Lay off! 60 00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:09,967 Don't look. You'll get too excited. 61 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:25,816 Bring the firecrackers! 62 00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:29,111 Light the bonfire and burn the old witch! 63 00:09:50,508 --> 00:09:55,263 "Burn away, O witch so old. Burn the winter and the cold." 64 00:09:57,014 --> 00:09:59,058 Here comes spring! 65 00:09:59,141 --> 00:10:02,645 - I don't have a match. - But your beloved has, my dear. 66 00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:12,822 Burn the old witch! 67 00:10:12,905 --> 00:10:15,950 Long live Giudizio! 68 00:10:16,033 --> 00:10:20,121 I can, I command, I want! 69 00:10:28,379 --> 00:10:30,798 - Where's the ladder? - You want the ladder? 70 00:10:31,382 --> 00:10:34,051 You want it? Take it! 71 00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:43,686 - Take it! - Give me the ladder! I'm burning up! 72 00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:50,901 In America, I saw bonfires 300 feet high. 73 00:10:50,985 --> 00:10:54,071 - When were you ever in America? - My parents are American. 74 00:10:56,574 --> 00:10:58,200 I'll break your neck! 75 00:10:58,284 --> 00:11:00,786 You should hear what my father can do with his ass! 76 00:11:00,870 --> 00:11:03,706 Hooray for spring! 77 00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:11,339 - It gives me a funny feeling. - Yeah, me too. 78 00:11:11,422 --> 00:11:14,633 But winter's dying and spring is on its way. 79 00:11:14,717 --> 00:11:17,511 I can feel it all over me already! 80 00:11:59,595 --> 00:12:02,098 Our respects, milord. Our respects, ma'am. 81 00:12:02,181 --> 00:12:04,767 - Our respects to you, little countess. - Thank you. 82 00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:12,274 Drink a little. It'll do you good. 83 00:12:12,358 --> 00:12:15,069 Look, even your aunt's drinking. 84 00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:43,389 Good old Lallo! No one would know you're 60. 85 00:12:44,181 --> 00:12:48,602 Look at that. Your brother really is an asshole. 86 00:12:48,686 --> 00:12:50,521 He's just a kid. 87 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:57,236 Now watch the Malaysian tiger leap! 88 00:12:58,362 --> 00:13:00,531 Watch it! 89 00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:03,367 As soon as we get home I'll let you have it! 90 00:13:03,451 --> 00:13:05,995 - The heel came off. - Then he'll have to do without one! 91 00:13:06,078 --> 00:13:08,914 Where's that other useless ass gone? 92 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,961 Ciccio, throw the big bang on the fire! 93 00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:16,464 What are you up to? Off to bed with you! 94 00:13:16,547 --> 00:13:18,757 I'll put you all in boarding school! 95 00:13:24,305 --> 00:13:27,808 It's Scureza di Corpolò, "The Fart." Go to it, Scureza! 96 00:13:29,727 --> 00:13:31,937 Bravo, Scureza! 97 00:13:54,043 --> 00:13:58,130 The origins of this town are lost in the mists of time. 98 00:13:58,214 --> 00:14:01,675 In the municipal museum, there are stone implements... 99 00:14:01,759 --> 00:14:04,470 - All the best. - My respects. 100 00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:06,430 ...that date to prehistoric times. 101 00:14:06,514 --> 00:14:10,059 I myself have found some graffiti of great antiquity 102 00:14:10,142 --> 00:14:12,686 in caves on Count Lovignano's estate. 103 00:14:12,770 --> 00:14:18,067 Be that as it may, the first date we know for certain is 268 BC, 104 00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:22,571 when this became a Roman colony and the starting point of the Via Aemilia. 105 00:14:22,655 --> 00:14:23,989 Mr. Lawyer! 106 00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:33,415 That, too, is characteristic of the irreverent nature of these people, 107 00:14:33,499 --> 00:14:36,627 who bear Roman and Celtic blood in their veins. 108 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:40,965 Theirs is an exuberant, generous, loyal and tenacious nature. 109 00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:45,052 The divine Dante, Pascoli, D'Annunzio 110 00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:49,390 and many others have lauded this land, 111 00:14:49,473 --> 00:14:53,519 and innumerable are its sons who have contributed greatly 112 00:14:53,602 --> 00:14:57,064 to art, science, religion and politics. 113 00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:00,818 Who is that? 114 00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:02,361 You think you're funny, 115 00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:04,572 but you're too cowardly to show your face. 116 00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:07,449 Show yourself. 117 00:15:07,533 --> 00:15:11,287 Come out here and I'll teach you a thing or two. 118 00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:25,509 - Mr. Lawyer. - Yeah, yeah. 119 00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:29,555 Gentlemen! 120 00:15:31,432 --> 00:15:32,516 What is all this? 121 00:15:44,612 --> 00:15:48,907 - Shall we take our places? - If you insist, Headmaster. 122 00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:52,328 But I never come out well in pictures. 123 00:15:52,411 --> 00:15:55,497 You boys in the back, get up on the bench. 124 00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:03,464 - What is it now, De Santis? - It wasn't me, sir! 125 00:16:04,089 --> 00:16:05,090 Aldina. 126 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,155 Look, it looks like you. 127 00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:30,658 What's going on? 128 00:16:30,741 --> 00:16:32,284 Gigliozzi! 129 00:16:33,243 --> 00:16:34,453 Take your seat. 130 00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:36,372 Put it down her back. 131 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:40,959 Hold it like that, please. 132 00:16:41,043 --> 00:16:43,712 Stay still, like that... Got it! 133 00:16:44,630 --> 00:16:45,964 What is this? 134 00:16:46,548 --> 00:16:47,549 A stone. 135 00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:49,927 - Yes, but what is it? - I know. 136 00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:52,763 - It's for a slingshot. - An elephant's testicle? 137 00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:56,558 I'll tell you. It's a pendulum. 138 00:16:56,642 --> 00:17:00,187 You've certainly all seen a grandfather clock. 139 00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:02,022 And how does it go? 140 00:17:15,411 --> 00:17:19,456 Where did Tiberius retire to upon giving up command of the empire? 141 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:21,583 Capri. 142 00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:33,762 - When was Agrippina killed? - 69 AD. 143 00:17:35,305 --> 00:17:39,017 Why did you give me a zero? Wasn't it 69? 144 00:17:41,562 --> 00:17:43,355 It was 59 AD. 145 00:17:43,439 --> 00:17:45,065 Are you sure? 146 00:17:45,149 --> 00:17:48,360 What do you mean, am I sure? It was 59 AD! 147 00:17:48,444 --> 00:17:50,738 Damn it! I knew it! 148 00:17:50,821 --> 00:17:53,615 You'll drive me crazy! Get back to your seat! 149 00:17:53,699 --> 00:17:55,659 Why couldn't it have been 69? 150 00:17:59,830 --> 00:18:03,959 There will come a day 151 00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:06,128 when a renewed Italy 152 00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:08,297 will take to the field of battle on her own behalf 153 00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:11,717 and not to defend her soil for others, with their weapons. 154 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:16,638 Being spirit, the Universal becomes incarnate in the state 155 00:18:16,722 --> 00:18:20,684 and cannot but enter into the true nature of the church. 156 00:18:20,768 --> 00:18:26,148 But this reconciliation between church and state came about through a deity 157 00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:29,902 who brought order to members of church and state, 158 00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:32,613 demanding iron discipline 159 00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:35,616 and the right to intervene in every aspect of individual life. 160 00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:39,411 He is God's chosen Son 161 00:18:39,495 --> 00:18:42,456 because he has the same power as the Father. 162 00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:45,042 Then there is the Holy Spirit, 163 00:18:45,125 --> 00:18:49,797 to be placed on the same level as the Father and the Son. Is that clear? 164 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,466 That is why God is one and also a trinity. 165 00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:58,555 Today we'll speak of the great Giotto. 166 00:18:58,639 --> 00:19:00,390 Whose balls exploded like this! 167 00:19:00,474 --> 00:19:03,060 Do you know, boys and girls, 168 00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:06,897 why Giotto is so important in Italian painting? 169 00:19:08,941 --> 00:19:13,779 I'll tell you: because he invented perspective. 170 00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:19,034 Per-spec-tive! 171 00:19:20,536 --> 00:19:23,247 Teacher, may I leave the room? 172 00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,165 Bobo let out a real stinker! 173 00:19:25,249 --> 00:19:26,166 What's that? 174 00:19:27,042 --> 00:19:28,335 You're crazy. 175 00:19:29,503 --> 00:19:31,171 It's not true. I never fart. 176 00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:32,965 - You do too. - I do not. 177 00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:37,135 Alboino... 178 00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:42,558 signed the peace. 179 00:19:42,641 --> 00:19:44,393 Gigliozzi, out! 180 00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:47,229 This one isn't difficult. Solve it. 181 00:20:00,659 --> 00:20:03,453 Why did you stop? You were doing fine. 182 00:20:03,537 --> 00:20:04,997 What were you trying to do? 183 00:20:06,415 --> 00:20:08,292 - Give me a clue. - Pass it here. 184 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,627 Just think a moment. 185 00:20:10,711 --> 00:20:13,839 X9 plus the square root of K3. 186 00:20:16,008 --> 00:20:17,926 It's obvious! 187 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:23,515 Move over. What have you done here? 188 00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,811 We'll go through it together. What's this here? 189 00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:33,942 What's this here, I said. You must know how to read. 190 00:20:34,026 --> 00:20:36,069 - But I — - Keep quiet! 191 00:20:43,911 --> 00:20:47,831 X9 plus the square root of K3... 192 00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:52,169 There's your answer. 193 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,672 X1 equals 140. 194 00:20:55,756 --> 00:20:59,635 X2 equals three-fifths of the total, less the difference. 195 00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:01,929 - Is that clear? - Yes... 196 00:21:05,349 --> 00:21:06,350 What have you done? 197 00:21:07,059 --> 00:21:09,061 Are you crazy? 198 00:21:09,144 --> 00:21:11,021 Janitor! 199 00:21:26,578 --> 00:21:29,289 - Greek is so beautiful, isn't it? - You betcha. 200 00:21:29,373 --> 00:21:30,874 It's so musical. 201 00:21:33,502 --> 00:21:36,088 Emarpszamen. Repeat after me. 202 00:21:40,008 --> 00:21:41,677 Quiet. 203 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:44,388 Quiet down, the rest of you. Try it again. 204 00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:47,099 - Teacher, would you be so kind — - As to what? 205 00:21:47,182 --> 00:21:48,809 Could I hear it again? 206 00:21:49,685 --> 00:21:51,645 Certainly. Listen. 207 00:21:54,564 --> 00:21:56,650 Careful with the tongue. 208 00:21:56,733 --> 00:22:00,904 It has to go here, against the palate. 209 00:22:00,988 --> 00:22:03,073 Then spit it out. 210 00:22:12,624 --> 00:22:14,167 Quiet. 211 00:22:14,876 --> 00:22:16,753 Try once more. 212 00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:26,471 You see? Greek is so difficult. 213 00:22:26,555 --> 00:22:28,348 What did you do with your tongue? 214 00:22:30,976 --> 00:22:33,186 Don't stick it out so far. Between the teeth. 215 00:22:33,854 --> 00:22:36,565 - Like this? - That's right. 216 00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:43,822 Back to your seat, damn it! 217 00:22:43,905 --> 00:22:45,615 I nearly had it that time. 218 00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:50,078 Who's that? 219 00:22:50,162 --> 00:22:51,663 It's Ciccio. 220 00:22:53,331 --> 00:22:56,460 - Let me have that. - Just one drag, okay? 221 00:22:57,377 --> 00:23:01,131 Is it true Aldina tore up yet another of your poems? 222 00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:02,841 Yeah, but I wrote another one. 223 00:23:02,924 --> 00:23:06,928 "What a kind, gentle maiden thou art, Aldina. 224 00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:12,100 You set my heart beating like a steam hammer." 225 00:23:14,269 --> 00:23:18,523 - It's so nice and warm outside. - I prefer Aldina's mother. 226 00:23:18,607 --> 00:23:21,151 I wonder who's down on the beach this morning. 227 00:23:36,208 --> 00:23:38,710 Fu Manchu! 228 00:23:47,844 --> 00:23:49,971 Volpina! 229 00:23:56,937 --> 00:24:00,524 Volpina, come here! 230 00:24:06,530 --> 00:24:08,740 What are you doing here? 231 00:24:08,824 --> 00:24:10,200 What do you want here? 232 00:24:10,283 --> 00:24:12,285 I lost my pussycat. 233 00:24:12,828 --> 00:24:13,870 Really? 234 00:24:15,163 --> 00:24:18,708 There are no cats around here. 235 00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:19,876 Go on home now. 236 00:24:22,504 --> 00:24:24,464 It's hot, isn't it? 237 00:24:25,215 --> 00:24:27,551 Aren't you all hot? 238 00:24:30,428 --> 00:24:32,180 She's an odd one, eh? 239 00:24:32,264 --> 00:24:34,141 Be a good girl and run on home. 240 00:24:34,224 --> 00:24:36,059 There are no cats here. 241 00:24:38,061 --> 00:24:39,187 Hey, boss! 242 00:24:39,271 --> 00:24:42,274 Mortar wrote another poem. 243 00:24:42,357 --> 00:24:44,526 When do you manage to write these poems? 244 00:24:44,609 --> 00:24:47,779 Mortar, let the boss hear your poem. 245 00:24:48,572 --> 00:24:50,198 Let's hear it. 246 00:24:52,576 --> 00:24:54,411 What's it called? 247 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:56,705 - "Bricks." - Good title. 248 00:24:56,788 --> 00:24:59,708 My grandfather made bricks 249 00:24:59,791 --> 00:25:02,127 My father made bricks 250 00:25:02,210 --> 00:25:04,337 I make bricks as well 251 00:25:04,421 --> 00:25:06,715 But where's my house? 252 00:25:11,928 --> 00:25:14,681 Very true. I get your point. 253 00:25:14,764 --> 00:25:18,018 Quite right. But I, too, was once a poor man, 254 00:25:18,101 --> 00:25:21,104 and I gradually worked my way up to master builder. 255 00:25:21,188 --> 00:25:24,357 Things don't just fall in your lap. 256 00:25:24,441 --> 00:25:27,652 You have to be patient. You have to work. 257 00:25:27,736 --> 00:25:31,448 With hard work, you can do it. You have to work. 258 00:25:31,531 --> 00:25:33,408 Aren't we working? 259 00:25:35,118 --> 00:25:36,244 That's enough! 260 00:25:40,749 --> 00:25:43,168 No drinking before the soup. 261 00:25:43,835 --> 00:25:46,171 - Not before the soup. - Is that engraved somewhere? 262 00:25:46,254 --> 00:25:48,590 Your stomach will swell up. I read it in the paper. 263 00:25:49,507 --> 00:25:53,595 - Keep your hands to yourself! - There's a spoon missing. 264 00:25:53,678 --> 00:25:56,890 - Is it hot, Lallino? - A little. 265 00:25:58,683 --> 00:26:02,187 - Gimme a lot! - You'll get your share. 266 00:26:03,772 --> 00:26:07,275 Would you like some more, Lallo? There's a little left. 267 00:26:12,197 --> 00:26:15,575 - Has it got enough salt? - Yes, Grandpa. 268 00:26:15,659 --> 00:26:18,453 - Gina, give Grandpa a little. - He's already eaten. 269 00:26:18,536 --> 00:26:22,791 My father's father was known as "Big Meat." 270 00:26:22,874 --> 00:26:25,418 He lived to be 107 and he was still doing it! 271 00:26:27,254 --> 00:26:28,922 I can't take anymore. 272 00:26:31,716 --> 00:26:32,968 So? 273 00:26:33,426 --> 00:26:35,971 - So, when I was little... - You really liked it? 274 00:26:36,054 --> 00:26:37,681 Wasn't there enough salt? 275 00:26:37,764 --> 00:26:40,183 ...he taught me to eat at 11:00 in the morning, 276 00:26:40,267 --> 00:26:42,560 before the sun burns your head, 277 00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:44,187 and at 4:00 in the afternoon. 278 00:26:44,271 --> 00:26:49,067 Otherwise, food is like poison that gets into your blood. 279 00:26:49,943 --> 00:26:51,278 Aren't you eating? 280 00:26:54,572 --> 00:26:56,741 What did you do to your mother? 281 00:26:57,492 --> 00:26:58,702 - Nothing. - Nothing, Dad. 282 00:26:59,536 --> 00:27:00,870 It's nothing they did! 283 00:27:01,329 --> 00:27:02,998 Damn it all! 284 00:27:03,081 --> 00:27:07,168 I get up at 4:00 a.m. and slave away all day like a mule, 285 00:27:07,252 --> 00:27:13,258 and when I come home for a crust of bread, I find a bunch of long faces! 286 00:27:16,386 --> 00:27:18,555 Now you won't have to look at this one! 287 00:27:19,347 --> 00:27:22,392 Ma'am, it's time to take the water off the stove. 288 00:27:24,894 --> 00:27:25,895 It's so heavy. 289 00:27:25,979 --> 00:27:28,565 - What's the matter? - Nothing! 290 00:27:28,648 --> 00:27:30,900 - Then eat something! - I don't want anything! 291 00:27:30,984 --> 00:27:33,486 - Why not? - Because I don't! 292 00:27:34,321 --> 00:27:36,906 - Shut the door. It's cold. - Just a minute. 293 00:27:36,990 --> 00:27:39,075 I'm still convalescing. 294 00:27:42,954 --> 00:27:45,665 - Who can that be at this hour? - How would I know! 295 00:27:45,749 --> 00:27:48,126 - Shall I go? - Yes. 296 00:27:51,379 --> 00:27:53,923 You think my fanny's a good-luck charm? 297 00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:56,468 Chicken always gets stuck in my teeth. 298 00:27:57,260 --> 00:27:59,763 Okay if I take a little more, Dad? 299 00:27:59,846 --> 00:28:00,764 Hands off! 300 00:28:00,847 --> 00:28:03,058 - Just a wing. - I'll do the serving here. 301 00:28:03,141 --> 00:28:06,603 Tell me, Miranda: Did you put mint in this? 302 00:28:06,686 --> 00:28:10,482 What do you mean, mint? It's sage. 303 00:28:10,565 --> 00:28:14,277 But you noticed something was different, didn't you? 304 00:28:14,361 --> 00:28:16,738 - Lallino has a sensitive palate. - Very much so. 305 00:28:16,821 --> 00:28:19,240 Gina! Who is it? 306 00:28:23,495 --> 00:28:26,164 - Well? - It's Mr. Biondi. 307 00:28:26,247 --> 00:28:30,210 - Right when I'm eating! - Isn't he the bishop's cousin? 308 00:28:30,293 --> 00:28:32,420 Are you bottomless pits or what? 309 00:28:32,504 --> 00:28:34,381 Anyone would think I never fed you! 310 00:28:36,007 --> 00:28:39,594 - Uncle, watch. - If your dad sees you! 311 00:28:40,804 --> 00:28:43,640 Uncle, do that trick for us. 312 00:28:43,723 --> 00:28:45,475 Come on, just once. 313 00:28:46,684 --> 00:28:48,061 Look, Titta! 314 00:28:49,938 --> 00:28:52,148 Bravo! 315 00:28:52,232 --> 00:28:54,901 - Isn't that hard, Uncle? - Well, you know... 316 00:29:09,499 --> 00:29:10,917 Good wine, this Sangiovese. 317 00:29:13,253 --> 00:29:15,588 By the way, where were you last night? 318 00:29:15,672 --> 00:29:18,466 Me? At the movies. At the Cinema Fulgor. 319 00:29:18,550 --> 00:29:19,968 And what was showing? 320 00:29:21,010 --> 00:29:26,599 Uncle, the Americans were trying to enter Comanche territory. 321 00:29:26,683 --> 00:29:28,643 They built a bridge for the railroad, 322 00:29:28,726 --> 00:29:31,563 but the Indians shot arrows at them. 323 00:29:31,646 --> 00:29:33,648 It was a massacre! 324 00:29:33,731 --> 00:29:35,483 I'll massacre you, you little hooligan! 325 00:29:35,567 --> 00:29:37,652 What's going on? 326 00:29:38,194 --> 00:29:42,198 - I didn't do anything! - Aurelio, leave him alone! 327 00:29:43,199 --> 00:29:47,370 - I'll put you in the hospital! - People are watching. 328 00:29:50,373 --> 00:29:54,210 Starting tomorrow, no more school, no more allowance! 329 00:29:54,294 --> 00:29:56,463 He can start working with me! 330 00:29:56,546 --> 00:30:00,550 - And how will you pay me? - With a hammer in the face! 331 00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:03,970 You have to tell me who fathered this piece of shit! 332 00:30:04,053 --> 00:30:06,890 At his age, I'd already been working for three years! 333 00:30:06,973 --> 00:30:10,643 Right, and you gave all your money to Grandma! 334 00:30:10,727 --> 00:30:12,687 That's enough now! Come in and eat! 335 00:30:13,730 --> 00:30:14,772 Hello. 336 00:30:18,067 --> 00:30:20,862 Everyone in town laughs at us, even the roosters. 337 00:30:22,655 --> 00:30:25,325 This is my house, and I'll do as I please! 338 00:30:25,408 --> 00:30:27,452 Listen to His Royal Highness! 339 00:30:28,703 --> 00:30:30,371 Give me your brother's plate. 340 00:30:30,747 --> 00:30:32,624 Give me your brother's plate! 341 00:30:33,249 --> 00:30:36,794 - Where are you going with that? - What did he do? 342 00:30:36,878 --> 00:30:40,131 What did he do? I'll show you what he did! 343 00:30:40,215 --> 00:30:41,758 What did he do? 344 00:30:43,635 --> 00:30:48,223 - What did your brother do? Speak up! - I don't know! 345 00:30:48,306 --> 00:30:51,851 This is Mr. Biondi's hat. He was at the movies last night. 346 00:30:51,935 --> 00:30:55,271 Just smell it. Know who did that? 347 00:30:55,355 --> 00:30:57,607 That delinquent son of yours. 348 00:30:57,690 --> 00:31:01,444 He pissed over the balcony rail, right on Biondi's head. 349 00:31:01,528 --> 00:31:03,238 It cost me three bills! 350 00:31:03,321 --> 00:31:06,741 I'm sure it was those juvenile delinquents he hangs around with! 351 00:31:06,824 --> 00:31:09,577 Enough! 352 00:31:09,661 --> 00:31:13,081 Stop taking his side! He's getting worse and worse! 353 00:31:13,164 --> 00:31:18,086 They're a pair of little hoodlums! You've brought them up wrong! 354 00:31:18,169 --> 00:31:22,924 Then you do it. Let's see how well you do! 355 00:31:23,007 --> 00:31:26,302 I can't stand any more! I'm going crazy! 356 00:31:26,386 --> 00:31:28,763 I'm going mad! 357 00:31:28,846 --> 00:31:32,058 I'll kill you all. I'll kill the whole lot of you! 358 00:31:34,936 --> 00:31:39,357 I'll put strychnine in your soup! 359 00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,777 That's what I'll do one of these days! 360 00:31:43,069 --> 00:31:45,029 You wouldn't dare! 361 00:31:45,113 --> 00:31:46,948 You bet I would. 362 00:31:47,490 --> 00:31:48,741 One, two, three... 363 00:31:53,204 --> 00:31:56,541 - But I'll kill myself first! - Good. 364 00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:59,127 - Right now! - Go ahead. 365 00:32:00,545 --> 00:32:03,840 You'll see! I'll kill myself first! 366 00:32:05,633 --> 00:32:07,719 Uncle, look at Dad! 367 00:32:17,061 --> 00:32:20,940 Why do these things happen to me? What have I done? 368 00:32:32,619 --> 00:32:34,662 Goddamn it all! 369 00:32:37,290 --> 00:32:39,709 - Did you hurt yourself? - What are you doing on the floor? 370 00:33:02,815 --> 00:33:04,442 Evening, Headmaster. 371 00:33:10,573 --> 00:33:11,574 - There's Gradisca! - Where? 372 00:33:12,367 --> 00:33:13,368 Down there! 373 00:33:26,506 --> 00:33:32,053 If you give the archbishop permission to sell holy images in the schools, 374 00:33:32,136 --> 00:33:34,722 I'm sure there'll be no need to... 375 00:33:48,027 --> 00:33:50,738 When are you showing The Vale of Love with Gary Cooper? 376 00:33:50,822 --> 00:33:52,990 Next week, my dear. 377 00:33:53,074 --> 00:33:54,200 Thank you. 378 00:33:54,283 --> 00:33:57,286 When can your little prince come to bed with you? 379 00:33:57,370 --> 00:34:00,498 You'll get my purse over your head! 380 00:34:02,041 --> 00:34:03,543 Such behavior! 381 00:34:06,713 --> 00:34:08,256 Get lost, Giudizio. 382 00:34:08,339 --> 00:34:10,633 It was beautiful! I had a good cry. 383 00:34:10,717 --> 00:34:14,595 Romanesque, 13th century, perfectly preserved. 384 00:34:20,226 --> 00:34:23,104 Mullion windows. Excuse me. I'll continue later. 385 00:34:23,855 --> 00:34:28,401 Lallo, read the telegram "White Feather" got from Stockholm. 386 00:34:28,985 --> 00:34:33,114 "Come immediately. Cannot live without you. Inge." 387 00:34:33,197 --> 00:34:36,159 Is she the bucktoothed one from last summer? 388 00:34:36,242 --> 00:34:37,744 Are you going? 389 00:34:37,827 --> 00:34:39,829 It'll be damned cold up there now! 390 00:34:44,041 --> 00:34:49,255 If I shot them, they'd call me a murderer. 391 00:34:49,338 --> 00:34:51,424 I'll throw them all in a pit of lime! 392 00:34:56,053 --> 00:34:58,389 Get the hell out of here! 393 00:34:59,932 --> 00:35:03,060 I couldn't leave Mama behind for those buck teeth. 394 00:35:04,812 --> 00:35:06,481 Look at Madam's new girls. 395 00:35:10,818 --> 00:35:12,028 Hey, look! 396 00:35:21,496 --> 00:35:23,498 See the big one with the hood? 397 00:35:28,044 --> 00:35:29,045 Here I am! 398 00:35:30,087 --> 00:35:31,214 Me too! 399 00:35:35,843 --> 00:35:38,596 It's my God-given right to... 400 00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:42,600 A lovely man. A lot like Wallace Beery. 401 00:35:42,683 --> 00:35:45,812 With that beard, he looked like a French duke. 402 00:36:05,039 --> 00:36:06,999 That's some cargo! 403 00:37:03,139 --> 00:37:05,933 Good night, King Vittorio. Good night, everybody. 404 00:37:07,894 --> 00:37:09,812 This is the Victory Monument. 405 00:37:09,896 --> 00:37:11,898 We used to visit it every day. 406 00:37:11,981 --> 00:37:13,774 And I dreamed about it at night, too. 407 00:37:18,571 --> 00:37:21,157 - I'm going, Mama. - Make a good confession. 408 00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:23,784 If you've had anything to drink, you can't receive communion. 409 00:37:23,868 --> 00:37:26,913 You can drink water. You just can't eat anything. 410 00:37:26,996 --> 00:37:28,831 Not even water. 411 00:37:28,915 --> 00:37:31,125 And tell him that you're a delinquent, 412 00:37:31,208 --> 00:37:35,087 that you upset your mother and father, and that you answer back. 413 00:37:36,047 --> 00:37:39,383 And that you curse everything, understand? 414 00:37:39,467 --> 00:37:40,593 Everything! 415 00:37:45,348 --> 00:37:46,557 Who's first? 416 00:38:01,739 --> 00:38:04,700 - How long since your last confession? - Christmas. 417 00:38:04,784 --> 00:38:09,163 - My God! Mass on days of obligation? - Except when I had the mumps. 418 00:38:09,246 --> 00:38:12,166 - Do you honor your father and mother? - Yes. 419 00:38:12,249 --> 00:38:14,418 No, not like that! 420 00:38:14,502 --> 00:38:18,255 - White on one side, yellow on the other. - What's the difference? 421 00:38:18,339 --> 00:38:22,093 - It's a question of aesthetics. - Fine. 422 00:38:23,135 --> 00:38:25,638 Now then, do you honor your father and mother? 423 00:38:25,721 --> 00:38:30,059 Yes, but they don't honor me. They beat me. 424 00:38:30,142 --> 00:38:34,313 - You must annoy them. Do you tell lies? - I have to. 425 00:38:34,397 --> 00:38:36,524 - Do you covet others' goods? - Yes... 426 00:38:36,607 --> 00:38:39,318 The small flowers go in the small vases. 427 00:38:40,486 --> 00:38:41,779 What did you say you covet? 428 00:38:41,862 --> 00:38:45,908 My pal Bragger's got a raincoat with metal buckles 429 00:38:45,992 --> 00:38:49,203 like the detective's in the William Powell-Myrna Loy films. 430 00:38:50,246 --> 00:38:52,873 Do you commit impure acts? Do you touch yourself? 431 00:38:52,957 --> 00:38:55,876 Do you know St. Louis weeps when you touch yourself? 432 00:39:00,214 --> 00:39:01,841 Let him weep. 433 00:39:01,924 --> 00:39:05,219 I'm not gonna tell you. You'll only tell Dad. 434 00:39:05,845 --> 00:39:07,680 Don't tell me you don't touch yourself. 435 00:39:08,180 --> 00:39:11,809 How can you not, when you see the woman in the tobacco shop, 436 00:39:11,892 --> 00:39:15,187 as stacked as she is, and she says... 437 00:39:15,271 --> 00:39:16,939 Export brand? 438 00:39:18,607 --> 00:39:22,445 And the math teacher who looks just like a lion? 439 00:39:23,029 --> 00:39:24,989 Mother of God! 440 00:39:25,072 --> 00:39:28,701 How can you avoid touching yourself when she looks at you that way? 441 00:39:30,870 --> 00:39:33,664 What do you think we come to see on St. Anthony's day, 442 00:39:33,748 --> 00:39:36,625 when they bless the animals? The sheep's butts? 443 00:39:59,732 --> 00:40:01,984 See how he's looking at me? 444 00:40:02,068 --> 00:40:04,445 How can I tell him about Volpina 445 00:40:04,528 --> 00:40:07,531 and the time I pumped up her bicycle tires? 446 00:40:11,577 --> 00:40:15,122 I didn't know people kissed like that. Did you? 447 00:40:15,206 --> 00:40:16,540 With their tongues going in and out? 448 00:40:16,624 --> 00:40:19,627 I'll ask the questions here. Not you. Go on. 449 00:40:20,127 --> 00:40:21,128 Then there's Gradisca. 450 00:40:22,088 --> 00:40:26,717 Last summer, I saw her going into the movie theater. 451 00:40:26,801 --> 00:40:28,928 It's not — you see — 452 00:40:29,678 --> 00:40:32,389 I'm crazy about Gradisca. 453 00:40:32,473 --> 00:40:33,974 I want a wife just like her. 454 00:40:38,395 --> 00:40:39,855 She was alone. 455 00:40:41,023 --> 00:40:43,400 There, right before my eyes. 456 00:40:51,242 --> 00:40:52,660 I changed seats. 457 00:40:56,622 --> 00:40:58,332 I changed seats again... 458 00:41:02,628 --> 00:41:03,921 and again. 459 00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:11,220 And finally... 460 00:41:36,787 --> 00:41:37,872 Looking for something? 461 00:41:37,955 --> 00:41:40,666 I sat there like an asshole. 462 00:41:40,749 --> 00:41:42,835 I could have jumped in the harbor. 463 00:41:43,544 --> 00:41:46,338 Father Balosa can't understand these things. 464 00:41:46,422 --> 00:41:48,716 But since I had to say something, 465 00:41:48,799 --> 00:41:52,845 I said I'd touched myself once, just a little, 466 00:41:52,928 --> 00:41:54,680 but that I regretted it immediately. 467 00:41:55,723 --> 00:41:57,433 He was happy with that. 468 00:41:57,516 --> 00:42:01,020 He told me to say three Our Fathers, Hail Marys and Glorias, and that was it. 469 00:42:02,980 --> 00:42:06,233 You're absolved. Three Our Fathers, Hail Marys and Glorias. 470 00:42:12,948 --> 00:42:14,825 Do you touch yourself? 471 00:42:14,909 --> 00:42:16,952 Just look at those rings under your eyes. 472 00:42:17,036 --> 00:42:19,371 You obviously do. 473 00:42:19,455 --> 00:42:22,458 Yes. Just once, in the garage 474 00:42:23,542 --> 00:42:25,544 - Quit it! - What? 475 00:42:25,628 --> 00:42:27,213 Always touching me. 476 00:42:32,509 --> 00:42:35,346 - Jean Harlow! - Gradisca! 477 00:42:35,429 --> 00:42:37,932 The tobacco lady's tits! 478 00:42:38,015 --> 00:42:39,600 - The girl at the circus! - Which one? 479 00:42:39,683 --> 00:42:41,518 With the fishnet stockings. 480 00:42:42,102 --> 00:42:43,270 Aldina! 481 00:42:43,354 --> 00:42:45,856 No, Aldina's mine! I'll smack your face! 482 00:43:04,792 --> 00:43:06,877 Platoon, attention! 483 00:43:40,786 --> 00:43:42,121 There he is! 484 00:44:15,279 --> 00:44:17,197 Comrades! 485 00:44:17,823 --> 00:44:19,533 Hail Il Duce! 486 00:44:20,409 --> 00:44:24,913 We hail Il Duce with grateful hearts and the Fascist salute! 487 00:44:26,623 --> 00:44:29,918 The greeting of Imperial Rome 488 00:44:31,003 --> 00:44:32,379 that shows us... 489 00:44:33,922 --> 00:44:36,759 the path of destiny that Fascist Italy must follow. 490 00:44:55,235 --> 00:44:58,781 Let me touch him! I want to touch him! 491 00:44:58,864 --> 00:45:02,117 Long live Il Duce! 492 00:45:27,309 --> 00:45:31,146 Ninety-nine percent of the population are party members. 493 00:45:31,230 --> 00:45:36,151 We have 1,200 Young Fascist boys and 3,000 Young Fascist girls. 494 00:45:36,235 --> 00:45:38,070 Our Fascist hearts beat as one, 495 00:45:38,153 --> 00:45:40,531 but the work on the maritime front needs attention. 496 00:45:40,614 --> 00:45:44,034 This marvelous enthusiasm makes us young 497 00:45:44,118 --> 00:45:46,412 and yet so old at the same time. 498 00:45:46,495 --> 00:45:49,957 Young, because Fascism has rejuvenated our blood 499 00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:52,418 with glowing ideals from ancient times. 500 00:45:52,501 --> 00:45:56,839 All I can say is Mussolini's got two balls this big! 501 00:45:59,007 --> 00:46:03,512 Today, April 21st, we celebrate the birth of Rome, the Eternal City. 502 00:46:03,595 --> 00:46:07,433 What does that mean? That we must respect the monuments, 503 00:46:07,516 --> 00:46:10,727 the ruins that Rome has left us, 504 00:46:10,811 --> 00:46:15,774 which is what I've done all along, despite being razzed at night. 505 00:46:24,992 --> 00:46:30,539 Do we not see, on this glorious, sun-filled day, 506 00:46:30,622 --> 00:46:33,709 that the Italian sun, forever free, 507 00:46:33,792 --> 00:46:36,295 is a divine sign that the heavens are on our side? 508 00:46:37,171 --> 00:46:38,380 Miranda. 509 00:46:42,176 --> 00:46:44,219 - Who locked the gate? - I did. 510 00:46:44,303 --> 00:46:45,929 - Why? - You know why. 511 00:46:46,013 --> 00:46:47,639 Unlock it. 512 00:46:47,723 --> 00:46:50,851 You've heard what's been going on in the piazza all day. 513 00:46:50,934 --> 00:46:54,605 - Open up. I have business to take care of. - Nothing doing. 514 00:46:54,688 --> 00:46:57,399 You're staying at home. What's all this stuff? 515 00:46:57,483 --> 00:46:59,485 If I wanted to be a widow, I'd kill you myself. 516 00:46:59,568 --> 00:47:01,904 I'll strangle you with your neckerchief! 517 00:47:01,987 --> 00:47:05,949 Think I'm scared of those black-shirted lice? 518 00:47:06,033 --> 00:47:07,409 Give me the key. 519 00:47:09,620 --> 00:47:12,414 Miranda! Damn it all! 520 00:47:12,498 --> 00:47:18,545 Why is it that whenever there's a rally, 521 00:47:18,629 --> 00:47:22,007 I have to stay home? This is the last straw! 522 00:47:22,090 --> 00:47:25,594 One, two, three, four... 523 00:47:35,479 --> 00:47:37,105 These youth are sturdy as rock. 524 00:47:37,731 --> 00:47:39,608 Yes, sturdy as rock. 525 00:47:41,068 --> 00:47:42,903 One, two... 526 00:47:56,041 --> 00:47:57,376 Hail Il Duce! 527 00:48:14,393 --> 00:48:17,813 Young Fascist Ciccio Marconi, 528 00:48:17,896 --> 00:48:23,610 do you wish to marry Young Fascist Aldina Cordini? 529 00:48:24,027 --> 00:48:28,532 And you, Young Fascist Aldina Cordini, 530 00:48:28,615 --> 00:48:33,870 do you wish to marry Young Fascist Ciccio Marconi? 531 00:48:33,954 --> 00:48:35,205 Bravo, Ciccio! 532 00:48:54,850 --> 00:48:57,728 Comrades, they speak of "bread and work," 533 00:48:57,811 --> 00:49:01,440 but wouldn't "bread and wine" be better? 534 00:49:09,823 --> 00:49:11,825 - Fernet. - Coffee. 535 00:49:12,743 --> 00:49:13,910 Just a soft drink. 536 00:49:14,953 --> 00:49:16,872 Three cheers for our comrade! 537 00:49:26,381 --> 00:49:29,134 - Difficult shot. - Yes, Your Excellency. 538 00:49:29,801 --> 00:49:32,346 - Difficult shot. - Indeed, Your Excellency. 539 00:49:44,941 --> 00:49:47,235 I wouldn't like to go up against him. 540 00:49:55,994 --> 00:49:58,914 - Who killed the lights? - Attilio, light a candle. 541 00:49:58,997 --> 00:50:00,082 Light a candle! 542 00:50:02,376 --> 00:50:05,003 There's a phonograph up above. 543 00:50:07,714 --> 00:50:09,216 What are you saying? 544 00:50:11,385 --> 00:50:12,552 Silence! 545 00:50:13,220 --> 00:50:17,099 - That's the "Internationale"! - What's that? 546 00:50:17,182 --> 00:50:18,809 The anthem of subversives. 547 00:50:18,892 --> 00:50:20,644 Where's it coming from? 548 00:50:20,727 --> 00:50:22,312 Where are you hiding, you scoundrel? 549 00:50:23,355 --> 00:50:24,690 Incredible! 550 00:50:25,899 --> 00:50:29,861 Show yourself, coward! Show yourself! 551 00:50:33,865 --> 00:50:35,367 We await your orders, sir! 552 00:50:37,536 --> 00:50:39,955 Everyone is to go home! 553 00:50:42,249 --> 00:50:43,542 And close your windows! 554 00:50:46,795 --> 00:50:48,839 Get inside, you! 555 00:50:48,922 --> 00:50:50,966 Go home! Go! 556 00:50:54,678 --> 00:50:56,888 What are you doing there? Go home! 557 00:51:13,989 --> 00:51:16,283 Hey! He's up there! 558 00:51:16,908 --> 00:51:19,578 Come home now! 559 00:51:19,661 --> 00:51:21,580 Up in the bell tower! 560 00:52:02,204 --> 00:52:05,081 To arms, to arms 561 00:52:05,165 --> 00:52:07,125 We are Fascists 562 00:52:07,209 --> 00:52:09,252 We fight the Communists 563 00:52:16,551 --> 00:52:19,805 GOD — COUNTRY — FAMILY 564 00:52:39,908 --> 00:52:41,618 You're free to go. 565 00:52:41,701 --> 00:52:43,703 You can go home. 566 00:52:43,787 --> 00:52:47,415 You see? We Fascists aren't all that bad. 567 00:52:47,499 --> 00:52:51,503 We didn't harm a single hair on your head. 568 00:52:52,003 --> 00:52:55,298 More like a cozy little kaffeeklatsch. 569 00:52:55,382 --> 00:52:57,259 Good night, sonny boy. 570 00:53:00,345 --> 00:53:01,763 Bring him here. 571 00:53:16,486 --> 00:53:17,863 Take off your hat. 572 00:53:18,655 --> 00:53:21,950 Sorry, it's a habit. Even at home. 573 00:53:22,951 --> 00:53:24,786 Why don't you give the Roman salute? 574 00:53:26,872 --> 00:53:29,457 I didn't know it was mandatory. 575 00:53:29,541 --> 00:53:31,543 I know nothing about politics. 576 00:53:32,460 --> 00:53:33,753 Sit down. 577 00:53:34,921 --> 00:53:37,132 So you know nothing about politics. 578 00:53:38,133 --> 00:53:41,261 Yet you've been heard to say, 579 00:53:41,887 --> 00:53:45,473 "If Mussolini keeps on like this, I really don't know." 580 00:53:46,850 --> 00:53:50,061 What did you mean by "I really don't know"? 581 00:53:51,813 --> 00:53:54,274 I never said anything like that. 582 00:53:54,357 --> 00:53:56,902 I generally only talk about my work. 583 00:53:56,985 --> 00:54:01,907 Perhaps I said, "I really don't know how politics work." 584 00:54:01,990 --> 00:54:03,241 Was it a threat? 585 00:54:03,992 --> 00:54:05,201 Certainly not. 586 00:54:05,285 --> 00:54:08,997 - Lack of faith in Fascism? - No. Why? 587 00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:13,251 - Or perhaps subversive propaganda? - No, I'd have no reason. 588 00:54:16,421 --> 00:54:20,258 And you know nothing about the phonograph either? 589 00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:24,763 - Phonograph? - Don't get smart! Answer! 590 00:54:26,765 --> 00:54:29,601 I was asleep. These guys woke me up. 591 00:54:29,684 --> 00:54:32,187 I didn't even have time to put on my tie. 592 00:54:34,147 --> 00:54:37,776 Your tie... or your anarchist's neckerchief? 593 00:54:39,110 --> 00:54:40,820 What neckerchief? 594 00:54:45,325 --> 00:54:49,663 Would you like to drink a toast to the triumph of Fascism? 595 00:54:52,165 --> 00:54:53,959 Really, at this hour — 596 00:54:54,626 --> 00:54:56,252 At this hour! 597 00:54:58,421 --> 00:55:02,467 You fools! Trying our patience like this! 598 00:55:02,550 --> 00:55:06,554 You must drink to a Fascist victory, my friend. 599 00:55:06,638 --> 00:55:09,057 Don't make us crack your skulls open to convince you 600 00:55:09,140 --> 00:55:12,769 that Fascism is for your protection and dignity! 601 00:55:12,852 --> 00:55:15,105 To hell with you 602 00:55:15,188 --> 00:55:16,940 - ignorant bunch of animals! - Drink. 603 00:55:20,694 --> 00:55:22,988 - This is castor oil. - Drink it. 604 00:55:23,071 --> 00:55:27,242 No. Why should I? What did I do? 605 00:55:29,452 --> 00:55:31,997 What are you doing? Let me go! 606 00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:34,708 What are you doing? Why — 607 00:55:34,791 --> 00:55:37,794 Be a good boy, now. Open your mouth. 608 00:55:37,877 --> 00:55:41,965 Open up. Don't make me angry. 609 00:55:42,048 --> 00:55:44,551 Drink up. It'll do you good. Drink! 610 00:55:45,010 --> 00:55:47,303 Just look at him, a man of his age. 611 00:55:47,387 --> 00:55:49,681 He's a disgrace! 612 00:55:51,099 --> 00:55:53,351 You vomiting on my shoes? 613 00:55:54,728 --> 00:55:56,938 This is what saddens us. 614 00:55:58,356 --> 00:56:01,443 This utter refusal to understand. 615 00:56:01,526 --> 00:56:02,652 Why? 616 00:56:04,404 --> 00:56:05,488 Why? 617 00:56:06,156 --> 00:56:08,533 There must be something wrong with your head. 618 00:56:08,616 --> 00:56:11,911 Have some more. It'll clear up those ideas of yours. 619 00:56:13,038 --> 00:56:15,498 - You'll pay for this. - Send us the bill. 620 00:56:17,333 --> 00:56:19,085 Good heavens, 2:00. 621 00:56:23,548 --> 00:56:24,758 Aurelio! 622 00:56:31,306 --> 00:56:33,016 What happened? 623 00:56:59,667 --> 00:57:03,171 You won't listen to me. 624 00:57:05,048 --> 00:57:06,216 You'll see. 625 00:57:15,100 --> 00:57:16,643 Stand up. 626 00:57:20,647 --> 00:57:22,148 Dry yourself off. 627 00:57:26,528 --> 00:57:28,238 Don't catch cold. 628 00:57:33,910 --> 00:57:34,953 Dad! 629 00:57:36,704 --> 00:57:37,956 Go to bed! 630 00:57:38,748 --> 00:57:40,875 God, he stinks! 631 00:57:44,087 --> 00:57:48,550 If the person who squealed is who I think it was, 632 00:57:48,633 --> 00:57:51,553 he'd better move to another continent 633 00:57:51,636 --> 00:57:54,264 or I'll eat his guts out! 634 00:57:54,347 --> 00:57:55,932 I'll have his balls for dinner! 635 00:57:56,808 --> 00:57:59,769 Traitorous son of a bitch! 636 00:58:05,233 --> 00:58:06,901 The Grand Hotel. 637 00:58:06,985 --> 00:58:10,738 I call her "the Old Lady." 638 00:58:10,822 --> 00:58:15,451 I come here every year to sip the nectar of love. 639 00:58:15,535 --> 00:58:19,122 I offer tenderness and yearn for tenderness in return. 640 00:58:19,205 --> 00:58:22,125 I'm the only one in town who visits the Grand Hotel. 641 00:58:22,208 --> 00:58:24,377 They say Gradisca was here once, 642 00:58:24,460 --> 00:58:28,590 and it was because of that highly improbable adventure 643 00:58:28,673 --> 00:58:31,676 that she came to be called Gradisca. 644 00:58:31,759 --> 00:58:33,803 Her real name is Ninola. 645 00:58:33,887 --> 00:58:36,723 But one winter night three years ago... 646 00:58:36,806 --> 00:58:39,225 Don't let us down, Ninola. 647 00:58:39,309 --> 00:58:41,853 The prince is a handsome man. 648 00:58:41,936 --> 00:58:47,108 If he looks satisfied, mention the work on the harbor. 649 00:58:47,192 --> 00:58:49,777 One word from him is all it would take. 650 00:58:49,861 --> 00:58:52,322 Be polite. Speak proper Italian. 651 00:58:52,405 --> 00:58:55,450 He's a real prince, not just any old asshole. 652 00:58:55,533 --> 00:58:58,578 Besides, it's a great opportunity for you, too. 653 00:58:58,661 --> 00:59:00,413 The harbor. 654 01:02:22,448 --> 01:02:24,409 Mr. Prince, sir... 655 01:02:26,452 --> 01:02:28,079 gradisca! (Whatever you desire) 656 01:02:29,747 --> 01:02:32,792 And that's how Ninola came to be called Gradisca. 657 01:02:32,875 --> 01:02:35,711 Mind you, I don't attribute much truth to that story, 658 01:02:35,795 --> 01:02:38,840 nor to the one that Biscein tells. 659 01:02:38,923 --> 01:02:42,927 He's a born liar. He makes up a new one every day. 660 01:02:43,010 --> 01:02:45,388 A couple of years back, 661 01:02:45,471 --> 01:02:48,307 an emir arrived with his 30 concubines. 662 01:02:48,391 --> 01:02:50,768 I saw him arrive. 663 01:04:37,667 --> 01:04:41,587 Every night, the emir locked up tight all 30 rooms. 664 01:04:41,671 --> 01:04:43,130 That much is true. 665 01:04:43,214 --> 01:04:47,093 It's the rest of Biscein's story that leaks like a sieve. 666 01:04:49,387 --> 01:04:54,100 The silly man claims that on that very night... 667 01:04:54,183 --> 01:04:56,811 Beans, olives, toasted melon seeds! 668 01:05:20,668 --> 01:05:23,504 I'm coming, girls! 669 01:05:27,049 --> 01:05:28,676 Come on, Biscein. 670 01:05:36,851 --> 01:05:39,270 Sweet Jesus, the pussy! 671 01:06:31,739 --> 01:06:34,408 One, two, three, four... 672 01:06:36,202 --> 01:06:39,205 He claims that, between the beautiful girls and the ugly ones, 673 01:06:39,288 --> 01:06:41,749 he polished off 28 of them that night. 674 01:06:47,672 --> 01:06:48,798 Uncle! 675 01:06:52,885 --> 01:06:57,598 Are you Polish? Only Polish women have that fire in their eyes. 676 01:06:59,558 --> 01:07:00,976 Uncle's a great dancer! 677 01:07:15,074 --> 01:07:17,702 Commandant... ladies... 678 01:07:19,537 --> 01:07:21,539 Then you must be Czech, 679 01:07:21,622 --> 01:07:24,333 because only Czech women have that fire in their eyes. 680 01:07:24,417 --> 01:07:28,003 I know Italian: bellissima, buona sera, 681 01:07:28,087 --> 01:07:29,880 Michelangelo, fanculo, 682 01:07:29,964 --> 01:07:31,382 o sole mio. 683 01:07:49,525 --> 01:07:50,901 Good evening. 684 01:08:08,210 --> 01:08:10,629 - Uncle! - Get out of here! 685 01:08:11,172 --> 01:08:12,798 Jesus, the asshole waiter! 686 01:08:34,320 --> 01:08:35,988 You see sea? 687 01:08:36,781 --> 01:08:39,658 You take walk with me. Down there. Come. 688 01:08:45,039 --> 01:08:49,418 Leopardi wrote poetry. Do you know Leopardi? 689 01:08:49,502 --> 01:08:52,004 No, this is my first time here. 690 01:08:54,089 --> 01:08:56,133 Dante Alighieri here. 691 01:08:56,217 --> 01:08:57,760 Leopardi here, 692 01:08:57,843 --> 01:08:59,512 or even here. 693 01:08:59,595 --> 01:09:01,222 Oh, good! 694 01:09:20,699 --> 01:09:22,117 How did it go? 695 01:09:22,201 --> 01:09:23,619 How do you think? 696 01:09:23,702 --> 01:09:26,413 I always find German women to be pushovers. 697 01:09:27,248 --> 01:09:29,500 She's really fallen for me. 698 01:09:30,417 --> 01:09:34,630 And to prove it, she even offered me posterior intimacy. 699 01:09:58,279 --> 01:10:00,322 Uncle! 700 01:10:01,740 --> 01:10:04,034 Uncle Teo was Dad's brother. 701 01:10:04,118 --> 01:10:07,288 We took him out for a ride once a month in the summer. 702 01:10:07,371 --> 01:10:09,373 Uncle! He's coming, Dad. 703 01:10:16,672 --> 01:10:18,090 Here he comes. 704 01:10:23,762 --> 01:10:26,056 - Hello, Uncle. - Come along. 705 01:10:26,140 --> 01:10:27,850 How are things, Teo? 706 01:10:27,933 --> 01:10:29,476 He's happy, Mama. 707 01:10:31,228 --> 01:10:34,023 - He's looking well. - Yes, he is. 708 01:10:36,025 --> 01:10:37,484 Watch your step. 709 01:10:38,027 --> 01:10:40,529 - Here he is. - Hello, Uncle. 710 01:10:41,780 --> 01:10:43,407 - How are you? - And how are you? 711 01:10:43,490 --> 01:10:45,743 I'm fine. I go to school. 712 01:10:48,370 --> 01:10:52,750 We're taking you to the farm for some passatelli. 713 01:10:54,001 --> 01:10:56,253 What do you think of that? 714 01:10:56,337 --> 01:10:58,672 Look, Dad's here too. 715 01:10:59,924 --> 01:11:02,885 My boy! Give your dad a kiss. 716 01:11:04,261 --> 01:11:05,971 - He's doing better. - He's okay. 717 01:11:06,931 --> 01:11:09,058 He's grown, hasn't he? He's in the fifth grade. 718 01:11:09,141 --> 01:11:10,601 Teo, how are you? 719 01:11:10,684 --> 01:11:14,063 And that one got dead drunk the other night. 720 01:11:14,146 --> 01:11:17,733 - Teo, how are things? - I'm much better. 721 01:11:17,816 --> 01:11:19,568 - Mama, the pastries. - They're right here. 722 01:11:19,652 --> 01:11:23,030 Uncle, Mama brought you some pastries. 723 01:11:23,656 --> 01:11:25,574 We'll be back before evening. 724 01:11:26,325 --> 01:11:29,203 - Here, have a smoke on me. - Thanks. 725 01:11:29,828 --> 01:11:31,538 Sit here next to Dad. 726 01:11:35,376 --> 01:11:37,294 Is Father Pazzaglia still alive? 727 01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:40,047 He's been dead ten years now. 728 01:11:40,464 --> 01:11:42,466 He's been gone quite some time. 729 01:11:42,549 --> 01:11:45,928 - But he was alive last year. - That was Father Amedeo. 730 01:11:47,930 --> 01:11:49,682 Is he dead too? 731 01:11:49,765 --> 01:11:51,892 No, he's alive. 732 01:11:51,976 --> 01:11:53,811 Exactly. That's what I was saying. 733 01:11:54,478 --> 01:11:59,066 I saw him last year, walking along with a bunch of flowers. 734 01:11:59,149 --> 01:12:00,818 I wonder where he was going. 735 01:12:05,030 --> 01:12:08,033 Teo was a bright lad when he was eight. 736 01:12:09,326 --> 01:12:11,453 No offense, Aurelio, 737 01:12:11,537 --> 01:12:16,125 but Teo was much smarter than you in school. 738 01:12:16,208 --> 01:12:19,420 I grant you that. That's quite true. 739 01:12:19,503 --> 01:12:21,338 He still is, even now. 740 01:12:21,422 --> 01:12:23,465 You like being with us, Teo? 741 01:12:24,800 --> 01:12:28,345 Uncle, the sea's over there, like a blue streak. 742 01:12:29,555 --> 01:12:31,724 Dad, can I drive the horse? 743 01:12:32,641 --> 01:12:35,561 Come on, I'm just sitting here! Let me drive it! 744 01:12:35,644 --> 01:12:39,481 That'd be the first time a mule ever drove a horse! 745 01:12:42,693 --> 01:12:44,445 That road is shorter. 746 01:12:44,528 --> 01:12:48,824 That's an awful road, full of potholes big enough to swallow up our carriage. 747 01:12:48,907 --> 01:12:52,369 - Is something wrong? - His pocket. 748 01:12:56,749 --> 01:12:59,877 Why do you carry those in your pocket? 749 01:13:02,838 --> 01:13:04,131 These stones? 750 01:13:06,800 --> 01:13:10,220 - Aren't they heavy? - Stones are beautiful. 751 01:13:15,976 --> 01:13:18,103 Stop the carriage. 752 01:13:18,187 --> 01:13:21,398 - What is it? - Teo needs to take a leak. 753 01:13:22,399 --> 01:13:23,776 If he has to... 754 01:13:26,779 --> 01:13:28,363 Watch your step getting down. 755 01:13:31,325 --> 01:13:33,619 - You too? - What of it? 756 01:13:33,702 --> 01:13:36,038 Don't be long, Grandpa. I'm hungry. 757 01:13:36,914 --> 01:13:39,666 My father's father used to say, 758 01:13:39,750 --> 01:13:43,337 "To be fit as a fiddle, you have to piddle. 759 01:13:43,420 --> 01:13:47,424 To be fit as a frog, pee like a dog." 760 01:13:47,508 --> 01:13:49,384 What a beautiful green, Teo! 761 01:13:54,389 --> 01:13:57,935 - Nice mare. How old is she? - Three years and two months. 762 01:13:58,018 --> 01:14:00,854 She's got just one bad habit: She can't stand train whistles. 763 01:14:00,938 --> 01:14:02,064 Oh, yeah? 764 01:14:02,147 --> 01:14:07,444 When I'm waiting my turn at the station, it's really a job to hold her! 765 01:14:07,528 --> 01:14:10,614 - What'll you give her to eat today? - Some cappelletti. 766 01:14:10,697 --> 01:14:12,825 You forgot to unbutton your fly. 767 01:14:12,908 --> 01:14:15,160 Uncle pissed in his pants! 768 01:14:17,996 --> 01:14:19,540 And they said he was okay! 769 01:14:20,124 --> 01:14:22,751 You didn't undo your fly. 770 01:14:23,710 --> 01:14:26,296 He forgot. 771 01:14:26,380 --> 01:14:27,965 It's true. 772 01:14:28,048 --> 01:14:31,468 The sea looks like a blue streak. 773 01:14:31,552 --> 01:14:32,970 Uncle, you pissed in your pants! 774 01:14:33,053 --> 01:14:34,888 Shut up! 775 01:14:34,972 --> 01:14:37,099 He didn't open the barn doors. 776 01:14:37,933 --> 01:14:40,936 No matter. You can change at the farm. 777 01:14:45,566 --> 01:14:48,610 Come here, or I'll throw myself under the wheels! 778 01:14:49,319 --> 01:14:51,405 Sit down, you little hoodlum! 779 01:14:51,488 --> 01:14:53,407 Shall we move on? 780 01:14:53,490 --> 01:14:54,908 Go, go! 781 01:15:05,210 --> 01:15:08,088 Another fine meal. 782 01:15:08,172 --> 01:15:10,757 You all go and see the spring. 783 01:15:10,841 --> 01:15:14,761 My son Teo and I will stay here and have another glass of wine. 784 01:15:14,845 --> 01:15:18,557 Fine, but just one. 785 01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:20,350 Know what I'm gonna do? 786 01:15:21,059 --> 01:15:22,853 Take a nap. 787 01:15:24,605 --> 01:15:26,982 Good. It'll be nice here in the shade. 788 01:15:27,983 --> 01:15:30,110 The egg's lovely, isn't it, Teo? 789 01:15:30,777 --> 01:15:32,196 I'm like that too. 790 01:15:32,279 --> 01:15:36,283 I can stare at an egg for hours, 791 01:15:36,366 --> 01:15:40,954 wondering how nature can make things so perfect. 792 01:15:41,038 --> 01:15:45,250 'Cause it was God who made nature, not an ignoramus like you! 793 01:15:45,334 --> 01:15:47,502 Oh, lay off. 794 01:15:47,586 --> 01:15:49,004 See you back here later. 795 01:15:49,087 --> 01:15:50,964 Keep your eye on him, Dad. 796 01:15:51,048 --> 01:15:53,634 Menghino, how far away is this spring? 797 01:16:01,892 --> 01:16:04,102 Uncle, look. I'm hypnotizing it. 798 01:16:10,150 --> 01:16:11,318 Oliva! 799 01:16:14,279 --> 01:16:17,908 Oliva, there's a toad here that looks like Father Balosa. 800 01:16:26,291 --> 01:16:28,502 - How is it? - Fantastic. 801 01:16:28,585 --> 01:16:30,337 And it won't give you a hangover. 802 01:16:30,420 --> 01:16:33,090 - We'll set this here. - Good thinking. 803 01:16:39,346 --> 01:16:40,681 Get that away from there! 804 01:16:41,348 --> 01:16:43,016 Naughty boy! 805 01:16:46,770 --> 01:16:48,772 I know your name, you delinquent! 806 01:16:52,484 --> 01:16:54,861 - Dad! - What? 807 01:16:54,945 --> 01:16:57,990 Uncle Teo's up a tree! 808 01:16:58,573 --> 01:17:02,035 - What's he shouting? - I didn't understand. 809 01:17:02,494 --> 01:17:05,831 Uncle Teo's up a tree! 810 01:17:08,208 --> 01:17:11,920 I want a woman! 811 01:17:13,547 --> 01:17:17,134 I want a woman! 812 01:17:22,556 --> 01:17:25,559 Where am I going to find you a woman, my boy? 813 01:17:25,642 --> 01:17:28,437 - Grandpa, what is it? - Your uncle's up there. 814 01:17:28,812 --> 01:17:31,356 I want a woman! 815 01:17:31,440 --> 01:17:33,275 He's up there! 816 01:17:35,861 --> 01:17:39,031 Come down, Teo, or you'll hurt yourself. 817 01:17:39,114 --> 01:17:41,575 What are you doing? Go get a ladder! 818 01:17:41,658 --> 01:17:45,537 Is this how you keep an eye on him? How did he get up there? 819 01:17:45,620 --> 01:17:47,039 Dad, I'll go up and get him. 820 01:17:47,122 --> 01:17:50,000 I'm gonna pound you into the ground! 821 01:17:50,083 --> 01:17:53,003 I want a woman! 822 01:17:53,587 --> 01:17:57,966 How did he get up there? If he falls, he'll break his neck. 823 01:17:58,050 --> 01:18:02,220 - Go inside and stop being dramatic! - Dramatic? 824 01:18:02,304 --> 01:18:03,722 How did this happen? 825 01:18:03,805 --> 01:18:07,768 We were having a drink, and suddenly — 826 01:18:07,851 --> 01:18:10,020 Mr. Aurelio, he climbed up there like a cat. 827 01:18:10,103 --> 01:18:13,523 Teo, what are you doing? Are you throwing stones at your old dad? 828 01:18:13,607 --> 01:18:16,777 Get down here! That's enough, now! 829 01:18:18,904 --> 01:18:22,157 Aurelio, don't you go crazy on me too! 830 01:18:22,240 --> 01:18:27,204 - Teo, you've upset your brother. - Come down, now! 831 01:18:27,287 --> 01:18:31,291 I want a woman! 832 01:18:32,209 --> 01:18:35,670 Quite a normal urge, actually. He's 42 years old. 833 01:18:35,754 --> 01:18:37,172 Yeah, but he's gonna fall. 834 01:18:37,255 --> 01:18:39,800 When I was 42... 835 01:18:42,302 --> 01:18:43,637 I'm telling you. 836 01:18:43,720 --> 01:18:46,056 That's enough! Come down! 837 01:18:46,139 --> 01:18:47,974 Come down, Teo! 838 01:18:55,148 --> 01:18:58,193 Good shot, Uncle! Right in the head! 839 01:18:59,611 --> 01:19:01,154 My head! 840 01:19:01,238 --> 01:19:04,991 I'm coming up now. Don't throw anything at me. 841 01:19:06,118 --> 01:19:08,036 We'll take some birds home — 842 01:19:10,122 --> 01:19:12,666 - You want to kill us all? - I'm going up there. 843 01:19:13,667 --> 01:19:15,085 Yes, sirree! 844 01:19:15,168 --> 01:19:17,963 Throw one at me and you'll hear about it! 845 01:19:21,425 --> 01:19:22,676 What a shot! 846 01:19:22,759 --> 01:19:26,888 Bastard! I hope somebody kicks you in the nuts! 847 01:19:26,972 --> 01:19:29,641 I want a woman! 848 01:19:29,724 --> 01:19:34,771 Christ, what'll I do now? Jerk off? 849 01:19:38,191 --> 01:19:41,570 I'm an asshole, a stupid asshole! 850 01:19:44,614 --> 01:19:46,575 We're all going home. 851 01:19:46,658 --> 01:19:49,202 Driver, hitch up the horse. We're going home. 852 01:19:49,286 --> 01:19:52,706 Come on, everyone. We're going home. 853 01:19:52,789 --> 01:19:57,252 - You just gonna leave him up there? - Yes! Hitch up the horse. 854 01:19:57,335 --> 01:20:00,881 - Whatever you say. - Dad! Titta! 855 01:20:00,964 --> 01:20:03,800 Get your mother. Where's your mother? 856 01:20:03,884 --> 01:20:06,052 - You're leaving him there? - He's fine up there. 857 01:20:06,136 --> 01:20:10,182 - Let's go! I want to go home. - But he's my son! Aurelio, listen. 858 01:20:10,265 --> 01:20:13,768 I want a woman! 859 01:20:13,852 --> 01:20:18,023 - Miranda! - Teo, we're going. Come down! 860 01:20:20,484 --> 01:20:23,278 - But he's sick! - We're just pretending. Come on! 861 01:20:23,361 --> 01:20:27,532 Aurelio, let me climb up. I'll talk to him. 862 01:20:27,616 --> 01:20:28,742 I'll get him down. 863 01:20:29,117 --> 01:20:30,243 Miranda! 864 01:20:35,248 --> 01:20:37,250 Everyone in the carriage! 865 01:20:38,335 --> 01:20:41,296 We're leaving right now. Get in. 866 01:20:42,297 --> 01:20:44,925 Teo, you gonna stay up there? 867 01:20:45,008 --> 01:20:46,635 We're going now. It's late. 868 01:20:47,761 --> 01:20:51,973 It's getting dark. Who'll take you back? 869 01:20:52,057 --> 01:20:53,099 You gonna stay up there? 870 01:20:53,808 --> 01:20:55,268 All right, then. Bye! 871 01:21:04,528 --> 01:21:05,862 Come down! 872 01:21:12,786 --> 01:21:16,248 Teo, Holy Mother of God! Are you gonna come down? 873 01:21:17,332 --> 01:21:19,376 We're leaving! 874 01:21:19,459 --> 01:21:20,460 Go! 875 01:21:20,877 --> 01:21:25,173 - Teo, come down! - Bye, Uncle! 876 01:21:45,277 --> 01:21:48,405 - I want a woman! - He'll kill us all today. 877 01:21:50,073 --> 01:21:54,578 Come on, everyone out! No questions! 878 01:21:54,661 --> 01:21:56,663 What are you crying about? 879 01:21:56,746 --> 01:21:59,499 You drive to the hospital and get the attendants. 880 01:21:59,583 --> 01:22:02,419 Hurry, or I'll throw myself down the well! 881 01:22:03,044 --> 01:22:06,631 What are you crying about? It's one big laugh riot! 882 01:22:16,975 --> 01:22:20,395 I want a woman! 883 01:22:24,441 --> 01:22:27,527 Listen to him, Miranda. The poor boy. 884 01:22:29,446 --> 01:22:31,031 Feeling better? 885 01:22:34,367 --> 01:22:40,290 I want a woman! 886 01:22:48,882 --> 01:22:52,135 I can't take it anymore! 887 01:22:52,218 --> 01:22:55,555 - Make him shut up! - Dad. 888 01:22:56,097 --> 01:22:57,474 What do you want? 889 01:22:57,557 --> 01:22:59,351 Shall I go and get Volpina? 890 01:23:06,858 --> 01:23:08,151 Dad, look! 891 01:23:09,778 --> 01:23:11,279 Mama, they're here. 892 01:23:13,990 --> 01:23:16,076 - Evening, Doctor. - What's happened? 893 01:23:16,159 --> 01:23:19,120 - He's up the tree. - Nice place. 894 01:23:19,204 --> 01:23:22,707 - Is all this yours? - It's just an old farm. 895 01:23:23,917 --> 01:23:26,544 He's been up there for five hours. 896 01:23:26,628 --> 01:23:29,255 You can't see him now, because of the foliage. 897 01:23:29,339 --> 01:23:31,466 - What did you do to him? - Nothing. 898 01:23:31,549 --> 01:23:33,802 He's been shouting and throwing stones. 899 01:23:33,885 --> 01:23:37,389 I hope he won't be like this his whole life, Doctor. 900 01:23:37,472 --> 01:23:39,516 A dwarf nun! Mama! 901 01:23:43,228 --> 01:23:45,522 It'll be bad for him and worse for us. 902 01:23:45,605 --> 01:23:47,607 Don't worry. She'll take care of it. 903 01:23:48,775 --> 01:23:50,819 Been getting some fresh air? 904 01:23:52,946 --> 01:23:54,364 Is she going up? 905 01:23:56,116 --> 01:23:59,786 Come down now! I'm not going to play these damn silly games! 906 01:24:04,332 --> 01:24:06,835 Jesus, look at that! She got him right down! 907 01:24:09,170 --> 01:24:12,257 She got him down, and he's all happy. 908 01:24:18,138 --> 01:24:19,514 Here he is. 909 01:24:21,307 --> 01:24:24,144 Up to your tricks again, were you? 910 01:24:24,227 --> 01:24:25,729 What were you doing up there? 911 01:24:25,812 --> 01:24:28,815 Counting how many stones fig trees grow this season. 912 01:24:28,898 --> 01:24:32,193 Go on now. Take him home. 913 01:24:34,154 --> 01:24:38,366 Some days he's normal, some days not. Just like the rest of us. 914 01:24:38,908 --> 01:24:42,245 - Bye, Uncle. - Titta, take care. 915 01:24:47,333 --> 01:24:49,627 You can see Gigino's place from up there. 916 01:24:50,545 --> 01:24:52,922 I haven't seen him in so long. 917 01:24:57,552 --> 01:25:01,514 Between 11:00 and midnight, in Caghetta's boat. 918 01:25:02,724 --> 01:25:06,269 It's 30 stories high with 16 smokestacks. 919 01:25:06,352 --> 01:25:09,773 Think what a pirate could do with a ship like that. 920 01:25:39,302 --> 01:25:41,429 Where's Ronald Colman? I don't see him. 921 01:25:42,263 --> 01:25:43,681 Hooray for Gradisca! 922 01:25:46,518 --> 01:25:48,436 Hello, sister. 923 01:25:48,520 --> 01:25:51,523 Your steamboat. Climb aboard. 924 01:25:57,195 --> 01:25:59,823 Where are all these people going? 925 01:26:00,782 --> 01:26:05,620 Where are they going with hearts pounding? 926 01:26:06,871 --> 01:26:10,416 Today is a very important day for our country, for our fatherland. 927 01:26:10,500 --> 01:26:14,003 Come on, we're off! Come on! 928 01:26:14,087 --> 01:26:15,672 If you drop me, you'll pay. 929 01:26:16,172 --> 01:26:20,301 - I'd like to tell you, but I can't. - Why not? 930 01:26:20,385 --> 01:26:23,930 Because it's all still up in the air. 931 01:26:24,013 --> 01:26:26,933 Where are all these people going? 932 01:26:27,016 --> 01:26:29,435 Stop busting their balls. 933 01:26:42,574 --> 01:26:44,409 How far out will it be? 934 01:26:44,909 --> 01:26:48,830 Four miles. But thanks to Galileo, it will seem like 400 feet to us. 935 01:26:48,913 --> 01:26:50,081 Marvelous! 936 01:26:50,164 --> 01:26:52,375 It'll seem like it's coming straight at us. 937 01:27:09,559 --> 01:27:12,228 Mr. Lawyer, how much will it weigh? 938 01:27:13,479 --> 01:27:15,857 About two and a half times the weight of the Grand Hotel. 939 01:27:15,940 --> 01:27:17,734 Plus the Arch of Augustus. 940 01:27:17,817 --> 01:27:21,779 Go thou, Queen of the Sea 941 01:27:23,114 --> 01:27:25,700 "Thou passeth, and thy destiny 942 01:27:25,783 --> 01:27:28,620 I shall follow in the waves, 943 01:27:28,703 --> 01:27:31,956 watching your glistening wake." 944 01:27:33,499 --> 01:27:37,086 Move closer to your mother. Ma'am, move nearer to your son. 945 01:27:38,713 --> 01:27:42,634 Holy shit! That water's really freezing! 946 01:27:43,509 --> 01:27:47,180 My nuts have shriveled to the size of two dried beans. 947 01:27:48,890 --> 01:27:51,476 - You swam all the way from the shore? - Where else? 948 01:27:52,977 --> 01:27:54,103 Freestyle. 949 01:27:58,274 --> 01:28:04,238 I want to dance with you 950 01:28:06,282 --> 01:28:08,660 Like this all night 951 01:28:09,494 --> 01:28:13,915 The third day, I went out in my little boat and whistled as usual. 952 01:28:15,124 --> 01:28:18,294 Up jumps the dolphin near the edge of the boat. 953 01:28:18,378 --> 01:28:20,630 He looks at me and says, "Mama." 954 01:28:21,255 --> 01:28:22,256 What a load of bull! 955 01:28:22,340 --> 01:28:26,678 No, dolphins are intelligent. My dentist told me so. 956 01:28:29,222 --> 01:28:32,517 Look how many there are. 957 01:28:32,600 --> 01:28:36,104 Millions and millions and millions of stars. 958 01:28:36,187 --> 01:28:37,855 Jesus Christ! 959 01:28:37,939 --> 01:28:41,567 I wonder how they all stay in place up there. 960 01:28:43,236 --> 01:28:46,572 I mean, it's pretty simple for us. 961 01:28:46,656 --> 01:28:50,118 To build a house, we use so many bricks, so much lime. 962 01:28:50,201 --> 01:28:53,746 But up there, sweet Jesus! Where do you put the foundations? 963 01:28:54,455 --> 01:28:56,541 They're not made of confetti, you know. 964 01:28:56,624 --> 01:28:58,584 Miranda. 965 01:28:58,668 --> 01:29:01,838 Are you asleep? Answer me. 966 01:29:01,921 --> 01:29:04,007 - Are you cold? Want my jacket? - What do you want? 967 01:29:04,090 --> 01:29:06,342 - Come on, take my jacket. - No, I don't want it. 968 01:29:06,426 --> 01:29:09,595 Put it around your shoulders or you'll start complaining of a chill. 969 01:29:09,679 --> 01:29:13,099 - I know you. - Have we got much longer to wait? 970 01:29:13,182 --> 01:29:15,643 How would I know? They said around midnight. 971 01:29:15,727 --> 01:29:18,354 But it's coming all the way from America! 972 01:29:19,939 --> 01:29:22,316 Go fuck yourselves, all of you! 973 01:29:22,400 --> 01:29:23,818 Some friend, eh? 974 01:29:28,448 --> 01:29:30,283 That's his way of being nice. 975 01:29:32,160 --> 01:29:34,871 I was full of hope every time, 976 01:29:34,954 --> 01:29:36,998 but it never came to anything. 977 01:29:38,583 --> 01:29:40,001 And now... 978 01:29:40,752 --> 01:29:43,421 - Know how old I am? - Fifty-two? 979 01:29:43,504 --> 01:29:45,757 I'm not ashamed to tell the truth. 980 01:29:45,840 --> 01:29:49,635 In fact, I always add on a few years. I'm 30. 981 01:29:49,719 --> 01:29:52,513 - Hard to believe, my darling. - I haven't given up hope. 982 01:29:52,597 --> 01:29:55,058 I thought 27 or 28. 983 01:29:55,141 --> 01:29:59,979 I want one of those encounters that last a lifetime. 984 01:30:01,522 --> 01:30:04,275 I want a family, children, 985 01:30:04,358 --> 01:30:10,448 a husband to chat with in the evening over coffee, maybe, 986 01:30:10,531 --> 01:30:13,826 and to make love with now and then, because when you must, you must. 987 01:30:14,994 --> 01:30:17,413 But affection is even more important than love. 988 01:30:18,539 --> 01:30:21,375 And I'm so full of affection. 989 01:30:22,376 --> 01:30:25,338 But who can I give it to? Who will take it? 990 01:30:25,421 --> 01:30:27,340 Why are you crying? 991 01:30:27,423 --> 01:30:29,759 The silly girl's crying. 992 01:30:29,842 --> 01:30:34,514 Because she's a delicate and sensitive girl. 993 01:30:34,597 --> 01:30:35,890 Don't cry. I'm here. 994 01:30:35,973 --> 01:30:40,269 - She's right. Men are all the same. - Don't cry, my darling. 995 01:31:04,085 --> 01:31:05,336 There it is! 996 01:31:05,419 --> 01:31:06,754 Dad! 997 01:31:06,838 --> 01:31:09,841 The Rex! 998 01:31:11,134 --> 01:31:15,680 Hooray for the Rex! The greatest thing the regime ever built! 999 01:31:19,225 --> 01:31:23,020 As the representative of the Podestà, I wish you a safe journey! 1000 01:31:23,104 --> 01:31:24,564 Long live Italy! 1001 01:31:25,481 --> 01:31:27,024 What's it like? 1002 01:32:14,822 --> 01:32:15,823 Gina! 1003 01:32:19,285 --> 01:32:21,037 Just look at this. 1004 01:32:29,879 --> 01:32:31,923 Can't see a darned thing. 1005 01:32:34,884 --> 01:32:36,719 I'll keep to the wall. 1006 01:32:38,554 --> 01:32:41,515 The last fog like this was in '22. 1007 01:32:47,688 --> 01:32:50,900 Careful now! Stop! There's a man here! 1008 01:32:56,197 --> 01:32:58,199 Well, damn it all! 1009 01:33:01,911 --> 01:33:03,120 Gina! 1010 01:33:10,586 --> 01:33:12,088 Where am I? 1011 01:33:13,506 --> 01:33:15,508 I don't seem to be anywhere. 1012 01:33:20,304 --> 01:33:22,306 If death is like this, 1013 01:33:23,432 --> 01:33:24,976 I don't think much of it. 1014 01:33:27,103 --> 01:33:29,146 Everything's gone: 1015 01:33:29,230 --> 01:33:33,359 people, trees, birds, wine. 1016 01:33:36,112 --> 01:33:37,446 Well, up yours! 1017 01:33:44,996 --> 01:33:46,205 Dino! 1018 01:33:48,416 --> 01:33:51,919 I can't even find my house. Where am I? 1019 01:33:52,003 --> 01:33:55,631 What do you mean? You're standing right in front of it. 1020 01:34:08,644 --> 01:34:11,939 - Where are you going in this fog? - To school. Bye, Grandpa. 1021 01:34:14,150 --> 01:34:15,985 Just think of that. 1022 01:35:34,397 --> 01:35:36,315 I was in Norway. 1023 01:35:36,399 --> 01:35:37,733 Two women. 1024 01:35:38,484 --> 01:35:43,239 Beautiful, huge Norwegians! 1025 01:35:43,322 --> 01:35:45,408 Beans, olives, toasted melon seeds... 1026 01:35:55,709 --> 01:35:57,670 It's open. You can get in. 1027 01:35:58,712 --> 01:36:00,589 Last one in is a queer! 1028 01:36:01,340 --> 01:36:03,884 Naso, get an eyeful of this. 1029 01:36:16,772 --> 01:36:18,190 Look at that! 1030 01:36:18,816 --> 01:36:19,900 It's gorgeous! 1031 01:37:18,209 --> 01:37:21,045 Where are you, my love? 1032 01:38:17,059 --> 01:38:20,771 - It was number 18. - Campari! 1033 01:38:20,854 --> 01:38:23,399 Aldina, wanna know who it was? 1034 01:38:23,482 --> 01:38:25,359 We know. It was Campari. 1035 01:38:25,442 --> 01:38:27,319 I met him at the race in Monza. 1036 01:39:38,140 --> 01:39:39,350 Aldina! 1037 01:39:55,282 --> 01:39:58,869 - Lallo, where are you going? - Be careful! 1038 01:40:00,204 --> 01:40:02,373 - What is it? - An ear. 1039 01:40:03,332 --> 01:40:04,958 Look, an ear! 1040 01:40:21,934 --> 01:40:23,185 May I come in? 1041 01:40:23,977 --> 01:40:27,481 - I'm closed. - May I come in, miss? Good evening. 1042 01:40:27,564 --> 01:40:29,983 - What do you want? - A cigarette. 1043 01:40:34,988 --> 01:40:38,158 - May I help you? - You couldn't manage. 1044 01:40:38,242 --> 01:40:39,827 What do you mean? 1045 01:40:40,327 --> 01:40:43,622 I can lift 175 pounds. I can even lift my father. 1046 01:40:43,706 --> 01:40:45,249 Don't make me laugh. 1047 01:40:46,542 --> 01:40:49,920 - Why? What do you weigh? - I don't know. 1048 01:40:51,338 --> 01:40:54,425 - I could lift you too. - Oh, yeah? 1049 01:41:13,444 --> 01:41:14,611 Let's see. 1050 01:41:15,237 --> 01:41:17,781 I really can, you know. 1051 01:41:17,865 --> 01:41:18,866 Let's see. 1052 01:41:24,538 --> 01:41:27,875 Silly boy, put me down! 1053 01:41:29,209 --> 01:41:31,462 - I did it! - You're very strong. 1054 01:41:31,545 --> 01:41:34,131 See? I can do it again. 1055 01:41:34,214 --> 01:41:35,799 - I don't believe you. - Watch. 1056 01:41:41,513 --> 01:41:43,056 That's enough now. 1057 01:41:45,517 --> 01:41:47,019 Put me down. 1058 01:41:51,774 --> 01:41:54,860 - You drive me — - I said that's enough. 1059 01:41:55,903 --> 01:42:01,200 What are you doing? You'll drop me, you crazy boy! 1060 01:42:02,910 --> 01:42:04,620 You're crazy, you know that? 1061 01:42:05,454 --> 01:42:08,499 What's happened to me? Oh, my head... 1062 01:42:08,582 --> 01:42:12,336 See how many times I did it? 1063 01:42:17,633 --> 01:42:20,969 Yes, my little darling. 1064 01:42:21,053 --> 01:42:24,097 Come here. You really are sweet. 1065 01:42:26,600 --> 01:42:31,647 Drive me crazy... just a little. 1066 01:42:31,730 --> 01:42:34,483 - What should I do? - Suck. 1067 01:42:35,400 --> 01:42:36,652 Come on. 1068 01:42:41,782 --> 01:42:43,992 You can have this one, too. 1069 01:42:44,868 --> 01:42:47,746 Don't blow! Suck! 1070 01:42:47,830 --> 01:42:49,331 Is this right? 1071 01:42:54,795 --> 01:42:57,422 You have to suck, you idiot! 1072 01:42:57,506 --> 01:42:59,550 - What are you doing? - I can't breathe! 1073 01:43:00,843 --> 01:43:02,344 Forget about it. 1074 01:43:02,886 --> 01:43:04,888 Go on now. I have to close up. 1075 01:43:06,390 --> 01:43:09,643 What was it you wanted? A cigarette? 1076 01:43:09,726 --> 01:43:12,771 It's on me. Now scram. 1077 01:43:20,904 --> 01:43:23,240 - I can't lift it. - Out of the way. 1078 01:43:26,451 --> 01:43:28,537 Go on. Get out. 1079 01:43:28,620 --> 01:43:29,788 Good night. 1080 01:43:36,879 --> 01:43:38,714 Drink it. It'll do you good. 1081 01:43:39,256 --> 01:43:42,009 - It's hot! - It's supposed to be. 1082 01:43:59,902 --> 01:44:01,403 There's a fly in here. 1083 01:44:01,486 --> 01:44:04,489 - Where? - There... 1084 01:44:04,573 --> 01:44:06,116 It was there. 1085 01:44:07,951 --> 01:44:10,621 The only house with flies in the winter. 1086 01:44:13,457 --> 01:44:15,334 How did it happen with you and Dad? 1087 01:44:16,043 --> 01:44:17,461 How did what happen? 1088 01:44:17,544 --> 01:44:22,132 How'd you meet, fall in love, get married? 1089 01:44:25,344 --> 01:44:27,054 What's all this about? 1090 01:44:27,846 --> 01:44:30,015 And who remembers anyway? 1091 01:44:30,098 --> 01:44:33,435 Your dad's not a great one for compliments. 1092 01:44:33,518 --> 01:44:36,688 He was a laborer at Saludecio. 1093 01:44:36,772 --> 01:44:41,693 My folks had a bit of money and didn't think much of him. 1094 01:44:42,819 --> 01:44:45,656 So... well... 1095 01:44:46,907 --> 01:44:51,453 we eloped without a word to anyone. 1096 01:44:52,496 --> 01:44:54,957 When did he give you the first kiss? 1097 01:44:55,916 --> 01:44:58,543 What kind of question is that? 1098 01:44:59,836 --> 01:45:02,589 I don't even know if there was one. 1099 01:45:03,507 --> 01:45:07,386 The first time we met, he raised his hat, and that was all. 1100 01:45:08,470 --> 01:45:11,223 It was the most one could do in those days. 1101 01:45:11,306 --> 01:45:16,520 It's not like now, when all kinds of things go on. 1102 01:45:16,603 --> 01:45:18,814 But I never manage to do anything, Mama! 1103 01:45:18,897 --> 01:45:21,066 Keep those covers on. You're all sweaty. 1104 01:45:21,149 --> 01:45:24,194 What do you mean "manage"? You're still in short pants. 1105 01:45:24,277 --> 01:45:28,323 Get me some long ones then, like the other kids! 1106 01:45:28,407 --> 01:45:29,992 What others? 1107 01:45:30,075 --> 01:45:31,159 Gina! 1108 01:45:31,660 --> 01:45:35,122 She told me I wasn't to send any more love letters. 1109 01:45:35,205 --> 01:45:38,000 - Ma'am? - Take the bike and get the doctor. 1110 01:45:38,083 --> 01:45:39,292 Yes, ma'am. 1111 01:45:39,376 --> 01:45:42,212 Get him to examine you too. You scared me the other day. 1112 01:45:42,295 --> 01:45:43,547 Run along. 1113 01:45:46,758 --> 01:45:51,221 But I'll send letters whenever I like. 1114 01:45:55,308 --> 01:45:56,810 Africa. 1115 01:45:56,893 --> 01:45:59,354 - I'll become a doctor and go to Africa. - Yes. 1116 01:45:59,438 --> 01:46:01,898 - That'll teach her. - Yes. 1117 01:46:14,911 --> 01:46:17,205 It's snowing outside! 1118 01:46:27,382 --> 01:46:28,925 It's true! It's snowing! 1119 01:46:31,887 --> 01:46:33,805 Professor Fighetta, up yours! 1120 01:46:34,598 --> 01:46:37,601 If it goes on like this, there'll be no school for days. 1121 01:46:38,268 --> 01:46:40,979 Look, the mountains are all white! 1122 01:46:41,063 --> 01:46:44,066 Let's go and see the snow on the water. 1123 01:46:44,149 --> 01:46:46,401 Too moist. It'll never stick. 1124 01:46:55,994 --> 01:46:58,622 Go away. Get the hell out of here. 1125 01:47:23,897 --> 01:47:25,065 Stay where you are. 1126 01:47:26,191 --> 01:47:27,692 The sparrows! 1127 01:47:52,259 --> 01:47:55,011 - Wait, I'm coming with you. - Hurry up. 1128 01:48:08,608 --> 01:48:10,944 Titta, look how it's coming down! 1129 01:48:14,739 --> 01:48:16,158 Let's open the window. 1130 01:48:17,617 --> 01:48:18,994 It's beautiful! 1131 01:48:23,456 --> 01:48:24,457 Me too! 1132 01:48:29,254 --> 01:48:30,922 Still snowing. 1133 01:48:31,006 --> 01:48:34,426 Four days this goddamn stuff's been around! 1134 01:48:43,018 --> 01:48:45,979 This will go down as the Year of the Big Snow. 1135 01:48:46,062 --> 01:48:48,148 With the exception of the Ice Age, 1136 01:48:49,232 --> 01:48:53,570 it's never snowed this heavily in our town. 1137 01:48:57,741 --> 01:49:01,620 That must've been some young boy, not the usual guy. 1138 01:49:01,703 --> 01:49:05,040 As I was saying, the exceptional years were 1139 01:49:05,123 --> 01:49:08,627 1541, 1694, 1140 01:49:08,710 --> 01:49:11,880 1728 and 1888, 1141 01:49:11,963 --> 01:49:16,551 when, against all odds, it snowed on July 13th. 1142 01:49:43,328 --> 01:49:45,247 You'll make us all deaf, idiot! 1143 01:50:03,431 --> 01:50:04,599 Where is she? 1144 01:50:14,109 --> 01:50:15,777 How's your mother? 1145 01:50:17,112 --> 01:50:18,697 Better now. 1146 01:50:19,614 --> 01:50:22,826 She's still in the hospital, but she's off the critical list. 1147 01:50:22,909 --> 01:50:28,498 That's good — the poor woman. Give her my regards. 1148 01:50:28,581 --> 01:50:30,250 Your mother's a kind lady. 1149 01:50:30,333 --> 01:50:35,255 She always gave me soup and wine. 1150 01:50:35,922 --> 01:50:37,173 A kind lady. 1151 01:51:13,084 --> 01:51:14,252 How are you feeling? 1152 01:51:15,962 --> 01:51:19,049 - I brought you carnations. - Thank you. How are you? 1153 01:51:20,425 --> 01:51:21,760 Hello, Aurelio. 1154 01:51:22,552 --> 01:51:24,054 They're lovely. 1155 01:51:24,679 --> 01:51:28,600 I was just looking out the window. Now I'll go back to bed. 1156 01:51:28,683 --> 01:51:30,977 But I'm feeling better today. 1157 01:51:31,061 --> 01:51:32,562 What lovely colors. 1158 01:51:33,313 --> 01:51:35,607 - Aren't you hot with this on? - Thank you. 1159 01:51:35,690 --> 01:51:37,359 - I'll put it here. - Have you eaten? 1160 01:51:37,442 --> 01:51:39,069 - We've eaten. - Yes. 1161 01:51:55,502 --> 01:51:57,962 Are you still getting on your father's nerves? 1162 01:51:58,046 --> 01:52:00,215 He pounds me over the head! 1163 01:52:01,007 --> 01:52:03,385 He'll beat all the sense out of me! 1164 01:52:13,770 --> 01:52:17,107 They have a nice garden here. I didn't know. 1165 01:52:18,024 --> 01:52:20,318 It looks as though it's in bloom, with the snow. 1166 01:52:20,402 --> 01:52:22,487 Mama, it's still snowing. 1167 01:52:24,697 --> 01:52:27,700 In one sense, you're lucky to be here, 1168 01:52:27,784 --> 01:52:31,287 all warm in bed, with this weather. 1169 01:52:32,789 --> 01:52:36,918 The poor man's tired when he gets home. 1170 01:52:37,001 --> 01:52:39,212 Don't talk back to him. You're a grown-up now. 1171 01:52:42,215 --> 01:52:45,885 Don't throw ice! It hurts! 1172 01:52:49,889 --> 01:52:53,309 "Wind and rain, go home again. I don't want to feel the pain." 1173 01:52:54,477 --> 01:52:56,312 Idiot! No! 1174 01:53:03,403 --> 01:53:05,405 A difficult shot, Your Excellency! 1175 01:53:07,282 --> 01:53:08,450 Gradisca! 1176 01:53:15,457 --> 01:53:17,125 No! Not at Gradisca! 1177 01:53:22,881 --> 01:53:24,674 Enough! I surrender! 1178 01:53:28,636 --> 01:53:32,307 Break my windows and I'll crack your skulls open! 1179 01:53:37,020 --> 01:53:38,438 Who's that? 1180 01:53:45,445 --> 01:53:46,946 - What's that? - I don't know. 1181 01:53:55,121 --> 01:53:58,333 Look, it's the count's peacock! 1182 01:54:00,793 --> 01:54:02,086 There it is. 1183 01:54:02,921 --> 01:54:04,172 It's coming down. 1184 01:54:12,639 --> 01:54:14,265 Shall we catch it, boys? 1185 01:54:21,981 --> 01:54:23,691 Holy shit! 1186 01:54:30,323 --> 01:54:33,618 I don't understand. What's happened? 1187 01:54:33,701 --> 01:54:36,079 I'll tell you in the car, Uncle. 1188 01:54:36,704 --> 01:54:39,666 Why in the car? Where are we going? 1189 01:54:39,749 --> 01:54:43,002 Close by. To Aunt Zaira's farm. 1190 01:54:43,086 --> 01:54:46,256 A relative's come from America and wants to say hello to you. 1191 01:54:46,839 --> 01:54:50,635 Then why doesn't he come here? 1192 01:54:50,718 --> 01:54:52,345 Who is this relative? 1193 01:55:20,415 --> 01:55:22,166 Auntie died. 1194 01:55:28,881 --> 01:55:31,092 Be strong. 1195 01:55:36,264 --> 01:55:37,765 Titta, no! 1196 01:55:39,601 --> 01:55:42,061 Don't take it like that. Open up, Titta. 1197 01:55:44,772 --> 01:55:47,567 - Open up. - No, I won't! 1198 01:56:13,301 --> 01:56:16,054 - Lallo! - He fainted! 1199 01:56:16,137 --> 01:56:18,222 Uncle's not feeling good. 1200 01:56:22,018 --> 01:56:24,312 Then take him to the whorehouse. 1201 01:56:28,775 --> 01:56:30,568 Make the sign of the cross, Dad. 1202 01:56:53,257 --> 01:56:55,677 - How do you feel now? - Better. 1203 01:56:58,763 --> 01:57:01,349 Don't take it so hard. Be strong. 1204 01:57:29,752 --> 01:57:32,964 Everybody in line now. Where are the orphans? 1205 01:58:41,616 --> 01:58:43,034 Stop that! 1206 02:00:16,711 --> 02:00:18,921 Hooray for the bride and groom! 1207 02:00:21,716 --> 02:00:23,467 Give me your arm, Naso. 1208 02:00:24,302 --> 02:00:28,723 Make way, make way! My breasts are full of milk! 1209 02:00:30,349 --> 02:00:36,063 "'Bride and groom' or 'newlyweds,' whatever they may call ya, 1210 02:00:36,147 --> 02:00:39,483 here's hoping you find wedded bliss in far-off Battipaglia." 1211 02:00:39,567 --> 02:00:42,361 When you're drunk, you can even rhyme! 1212 02:00:47,158 --> 02:00:50,161 Gradisca's getting married and going away 1213 02:00:52,580 --> 02:00:57,793 Sorry if we got on your nerves. We hate to see you go. 1214 02:01:00,463 --> 02:01:02,214 We're really going to miss you! 1215 02:01:07,470 --> 02:01:10,056 "Silence is golden, but words are like jewels. 1216 02:01:10,139 --> 02:01:13,392 May this married couple live happy as fools!" 1217 02:01:13,476 --> 02:01:15,895 - Where's the bride? - Straight ahead. 1218 02:01:15,978 --> 02:01:21,233 Our Gradisca is leaving us. She found her Gary Cooper. 1219 02:01:21,317 --> 02:01:24,779 Though Gary Cooper's a cowboy, while Matteo is a carabiniere. 1220 02:01:24,862 --> 02:01:28,449 But love is love all the same. Good luck, Gradisca. 1221 02:01:29,700 --> 02:01:31,953 Long live the bride and groom! 1222 02:01:32,036 --> 02:01:35,539 You have fulfilled your dream of love. 1223 02:01:35,623 --> 02:01:40,503 Now it's your happy duty to have many children 1224 02:01:40,586 --> 02:01:44,382 for your family, for the church and for your country! 1225 02:01:46,759 --> 02:01:51,180 "Gathered here at the drinking trough, here's one more toast to send them off!" 1226 02:01:53,808 --> 02:01:58,646 A picture! We're gonna take pictures now. 1227 02:01:59,230 --> 02:02:00,606 Give me your mirror. 1228 02:02:01,899 --> 02:02:04,402 Everybody get behind the bride! 1229 02:02:05,027 --> 02:02:07,279 She's lovely, our Ninola! 1230 02:02:07,363 --> 02:02:09,991 - Why are you crying? - I'm not crying anymore. 1231 02:02:10,449 --> 02:02:12,034 Get closer together. 1232 02:02:12,118 --> 02:02:14,453 The carabiniere should move back a little. 1233 02:02:15,871 --> 02:02:17,873 Stand in the light. 1234 02:02:17,957 --> 02:02:20,751 - Hold it. - Hey, it's raining. 1235 02:02:21,377 --> 02:02:23,963 Smile... 1236 02:02:24,046 --> 02:02:26,132 There! One more. 1237 02:02:26,215 --> 02:02:28,217 Gangway! 1238 02:02:28,300 --> 02:02:31,470 Stop falling all over us, you drunkard! 1239 02:02:33,347 --> 02:02:36,934 Let's move into the sun. Everyone up. 1240 02:02:37,018 --> 02:02:40,021 Everybody follow me. 1241 02:02:40,521 --> 02:02:44,525 Over here with the bride in the center and the carabiniere... 1242 02:02:45,651 --> 02:02:48,988 I've made up another rhyme, and it goes like this: 1243 02:02:49,071 --> 02:02:52,992 "Though the world may be full of things beautiful and dear, 1244 02:02:53,075 --> 02:02:56,787 of towns even nicer and prettier than here —" 1245 02:02:56,871 --> 02:03:00,332 A little water will do you good. You'll have a bath for once. 1246 02:03:00,416 --> 02:03:01,709 Get up. 1247 02:03:02,793 --> 02:03:05,629 It stopped. 1248 02:03:05,713 --> 02:03:07,965 Sit down and play! 1249 02:03:08,049 --> 02:03:10,718 A wet bride is a lucky bride. 1250 02:03:15,931 --> 02:03:17,099 Long live Italy! 1251 02:03:25,024 --> 02:03:30,696 How will you live so far from here? 1252 02:03:32,364 --> 02:03:34,992 Goodbye to you all. Go home. 1253 02:03:36,911 --> 02:03:38,746 Biscein bids you goodbye. 1254 02:03:49,632 --> 02:03:52,009 Naso, I'm going home! 1255 02:03:54,136 --> 02:03:57,348 Wait for me! I'm coming with you! 1256 02:04:21,038 --> 02:04:23,332 Wait! My bouquet! 1257 02:04:23,916 --> 02:04:27,169 Goodbye! I love you all! 1258 02:04:30,005 --> 02:04:31,423 Gradisca's taking off! 1259 02:04:32,508 --> 02:04:33,884 She's leaving. 1260 02:04:33,968 --> 02:04:36,554 - Goodbye! - Goodbye, Gradisca! 1261 02:05:07,668 --> 02:05:09,378 The puffballs! 1262 02:05:16,093 --> 02:05:17,720 Titta! 1263 02:05:19,388 --> 02:05:21,056 Where's Titta? 1264 02:05:21,724 --> 02:05:23,934 Shall we go fishing in the harbor? 1265 02:05:26,770 --> 02:05:30,232 Titta left a while ago. 87858