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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:11,909 A�few�hockey�players�come into�the�bar�the�other�day... 2 00:00:11,945 --> 00:00:13,605 -�Le�boys. -�Boys. 3 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:14,610 -�Boys. -�Boys. 4 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:16,221 New�hockey�player�themed�menus. 5 00:00:16,249 --> 00:00:19,189 HOCKEY�PLAYERS: Oh,�Bonnie�McMurray! 6 00:00:19,219 --> 00:00:21,449 You�picked�the�right�day for�Sandis�Ozolunch. 7 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:23,961 Ryan�Getzlunch�was actually�Jonesy's�idea. 8 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:25,594 I'll�get�some�Water�Gretzky for�the�table. 9 00:00:25,625 --> 00:00:27,085 Still�or�Guy�Carbonated? 10 00:00:27,127 --> 00:00:29,757 I'd�have�a�Corey�Perrier and�Vladimir�So-vodka. 11 00:00:29,796 --> 00:00:31,056 Scotch�Stevens�for�me. 12 00:00:31,097 --> 00:00:32,897 Jonesy? Gary�Wetman�your�whistle? 13 00:00:32,932 --> 00:00:34,632 I�usually�go for�the�Jaromir�Lager, 14 00:00:34,701 --> 00:00:36,971 but�I�like�the�looks�of�this Bloody�Marián�Hossa�special. 15 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,767 Comes�Kris�Letangy with�Dill�Kessel, 16 00:00:38,805 --> 00:00:40,805 garnished�with Henrik�Sardine�and�Clam�Neely. 17 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,484 I�love�Brent�Seafood. 18 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:45,052 Wait�'til�I�tell�you about�the�Matt�Marlin. 19 00:00:45,078 --> 00:00:46,908 HOCKEY�PLAYERS: Gail�Hawerchuk! 20 00:00:46,946 --> 00:00:48,776 You�in�for�some Henrik�Lunch-qvist? 21 00:00:48,815 --> 00:00:52,745 And�to�think�we�almost�skipped Mikael�Backlunch�altogether. 22 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:55,586 Good�thing�we�didn't go�for�Nick�Suzushi. 23 00:00:55,622 --> 00:00:57,392 This�is�shaping�up�to�be the�Owen�Nolunch�of�our�lives. 24 00:00:57,424 --> 00:01:00,094 And�to�think�I�almost�just gra. 25 00:01:00,126 --> 00:01:02,096 I'm�ready�to�eat�that Jake�Pretzel�off�the�floor. 26 00:01:02,128 --> 00:01:04,958 You�know,�I�started�my�way with�a�Connor�McDanish. 27 00:01:04,998 --> 00:01:06,728 Let's�order�your�James�Meals. 28 00:01:06,766 --> 00:01:09,266 I�know�it's�hot�out,�but�I�could go�for�a�Jonathan�Cheapsoup. 29 00:01:09,302 --> 00:01:10,672 Like�a�Brian�Campbell's? 30 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:12,407 Gailer,�what's�your soup�of�the�Damon�Severson? 31 00:01:12,439 --> 00:01:13,839 Roasted�Cal�Butternut. 32 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,337 How's�the�Ramen�Hamrlik? 33 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:17,008 Better�than�the�Tom�Yum�Wilson. 34 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:21,007 And�to�think�we�almost just�went�for�Josh�Pho-Sang. 35 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:23,981 I'll�get�the�cheese�plate. I'. 36 00:01:24,017 --> 00:01:26,347 Ivan�Provolone's the�real�highlight. 37 00:01:26,419 --> 00:01:27,519 Comes�with�bread... 38 00:01:27,587 --> 00:01:28,587 Josh�Naan'derson. 39 00:01:28,621 --> 00:01:29,961 Main�Shayne�courses? 40 00:01:29,989 --> 00:01:31,589 How's�the�Sloppy�Joe�Thornton? 41 00:01:31,624 --> 00:01:34,994 It's�got�Parme-Sean�Couturier with�diced�Radish�Vrbata 42 00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:36,458 and�Turnip�Stevenson. 43 00:01:36,496 --> 00:01:38,826 And�to�think�we�were just�going�to�whip�up 44 00:01:38,865 --> 00:01:40,465 some�RJ�Umberger�Helper. 45 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:43,100 Can�you�tell�me�about�the�meat in�your�beef�Stu�Barnes? 46 00:01:43,136 --> 00:01:44,466 It's�Jaroslav�Halal. 47 00:01:44,504 --> 00:01:46,374 I�was�hoping�for�some Jake�DeBrisket. 48 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:49,379 Comes�with�Leon�Dry-Salad and�there's�a�bean,�too, 49 00:01:49,442 --> 00:01:51,682 um,�Kidney�Crosby. 50 00:01:51,711 --> 00:01:54,481 As�much�as�I�like a�Sheldon�Soufflé, 51 00:01:54,514 --> 00:01:56,724 I'm�gonna�keep�it�simple,�go with�the�Charlie�Mac'n�cheese. 52 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:59,023 It�comes�with�Tyson�Toast. Anything�else? 53 00:01:59,052 --> 00:02:00,722 Just�some�Matthew�Ketchup. 54 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:03,957 And�to�think�we�were�just gon. 55 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:07,190 Speaking�of�beef�Stu�Barnes, how's�the�Patrice�Bourguignon? 56 00:02:07,227 --> 00:02:09,327 Secret�ingredient is�Dijon�Phaneuf. 57 00:02:09,362 --> 00:02:11,202 Comes�with�Cedric�Baguette, 58 00:02:11,231 --> 00:02:13,571 but�I�should�have some�Travis�Greens. 59 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:15,703 Mm,�Kale�Hunter. 60 00:02:15,735 --> 00:02:17,235 Oh,�is�there�an�Aki�Berger? 61 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:19,073 We've�got�Grant�Fuhrgers. 62 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:20,709 We�could�also�do an�Artemi�Panini 63 00:02:20,740 --> 00:02:22,180 or�a�Sandwich�Ozolinsh. 64 00:02:22,208 --> 00:02:23,408 Ham�Ward�subs�too. 65 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:24,406 Adam�Foot-long? 66 00:02:24,477 --> 00:02:25,907 Or�a�Six-inch�Ozolinsh. 67 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:28,649 And�to�think,�we�were just�going�to�crush 68 00:02:28,681 --> 00:02:30,521 some�Bagel�Bites�Battaglia? 69 00:02:30,550 --> 00:02:32,150 Sort�desserts�now or�are�youse�watching 70 00:02:32,185 --> 00:02:33,985 your�weight�Belak's? 71 00:02:34,020 --> 00:02:36,520 You�got�anything�like a�Marc-André�McFlurry? 72 00:02:36,556 --> 00:02:38,656 Of�course.�Comes�with Jonathan�Huber-cookie-dough. 73 00:02:38,691 --> 00:02:41,531 We've�also�got�Tyson�Blue-Barrie and�James�Kiwiznewski. 74 00:02:41,561 --> 00:02:44,231 Mm,�should�we�get chocolate�fondue�Koivu? 75 00:02:44,264 --> 00:02:45,874 I've�got�some�Joe Nieuwen-Klondike�bars 76 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:47,499 in�the�freezer. 77 00:02:47,534 --> 00:02:49,344 For�me�it'll�be�the�Pie�Domi with�Caramel�Nurse. 78 00:02:49,369 --> 00:02:52,439 Alright,�but�looking�at your�waistlines 79 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:54,705 I'd�consider the�Anthony�Deangelato. 80 00:02:56,042 --> 00:02:57,012 Yeah. 81 00:02:57,043 --> 00:02:59,413 Solid�menu,�Gailer�Hall. 82 00:02:59,445 --> 00:03:00,675 Thanks,�Bon�Tugnutt. 83 00:03:00,713 --> 00:03:02,723 Say,�who's�your�favourite player? 84 00:03:02,749 --> 00:03:05,049 Gabriel�Longestcock. 85 00:03:05,084 --> 00:03:05,124 �� 86 00:03:15,562 --> 00:03:16,562 Stewart-Stewart! 87 00:03:17,597 --> 00:03:18,567 What's�Gucci? 88 00:03:18,598 --> 00:03:19,898 Tibadoo's�dog's�lost. 89 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:22,903 And�what's�he Tiba-doing�about�it? 90 00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:24,966 Oh,�shut�the�fuck�up. 91 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,608 He's�not�Tiba-doing anything. 92 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:27,739 (Gasping) 93 00:03:27,774 --> 00:03:29,114 He'll�just�Tiba-do�without�it. 94 00:03:29,142 --> 00:03:30,112 What?! 95 00:03:30,143 --> 00:03:31,443 Do�you�wanna�know�what? 96 00:03:31,477 --> 00:03:33,207 It's�kinda�what�a�lot of�country�folk�are�like. 97 00:03:33,246 --> 00:03:34,746 They�just�open the�door�in�the�morning, 98 00:03:34,781 --> 00:03:36,781 let�the�dog�out�for�the�day, open�it�up�again�at�night, 99 00:03:36,816 --> 00:03:38,246 and�if�it's�not�there, well,�fuckin'-- 100 00:03:38,284 --> 00:03:39,254 Tough�sleddin'. 101 00:03:39,285 --> 00:03:40,315 That's�how�I�was�raised. 102 00:03:40,386 --> 00:03:42,556 Fucks�youse,�Tibadoos. 103 00:03:42,589 --> 00:03:44,119 KATY:�It's�kind�of double�trouble�here�though. 104 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:46,327 It�was�Jivin's�dog�first, it�ran�away�from�him, 105 00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:47,992 and�he�gave�up�on�it. 106 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:49,901 There's�Jivin fuckin'�up�again. 107 00:03:49,929 --> 00:03:52,229 And�then�Tibadoo�found�it, it�ran�away�from�him, 108 00:03:52,265 --> 00:03:53,325 and�he�gave�up�on�it. 109 00:03:53,399 --> 00:03:55,169 What�if�it's�hurt�somewhere? 110 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,395 You�know, if�that�dog�came�back, 111 00:03:56,436 --> 00:03:57,966 he�probably�wouldn't even�take�it�to�the�vet. 112 00:03:58,004 --> 00:03:59,474 Nope,�just�wrap�it in�a�blanket, 113 00:03:59,505 --> 00:04:01,605 put�it�in�front�of a�fire�for�a�few�days. 114 00:04:01,641 --> 00:04:03,841 They're�well-meaning�folks, but�a�bit�redneck. 115 00:04:03,910 --> 00:04:06,080 Fucks�youse,�Tibadoos. 116 00:04:06,112 --> 00:04:09,282 I�ask�again, what�if�it�is�hurt�somewhere? 117 00:04:09,315 --> 00:04:10,945 We'll�find�it. 118 00:04:10,984 --> 00:04:12,794 Found�more�than�a�few runaways�during�my�time�doing 119 00:04:12,819 --> 00:04:15,089 pit�bull�rescue�in Vancouv. 120 00:04:15,121 --> 00:04:17,321 You're�a�great�gal,�Rosie. 121 00:04:17,357 --> 00:04:18,317 Yeah. 122 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:20,358 And...�we've�got�Glen. 123 00:04:20,426 --> 00:04:21,486 Glen? 124 00:04:21,527 --> 00:04:31,537 �� 125 00:04:36,175 --> 00:04:37,135 Glen. 126 00:04:37,176 --> 00:04:39,206 Roald.�Daniel. 127 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:40,879 Rosie.�Katy.�Stewart. 128 00:04:42,048 --> 00:04:45,488 Wayne! As�I'm�sure�you�all�know, 129 00:04:45,518 --> 00:04:49,188 I�added�dog-trapping�to�my wildly�impressive�skillsets 130 00:04:49,222 --> 00:04:51,962 at�the�age�of�17, whilst�doing�missionary�work 131 00:04:51,991 --> 00:04:53,661 in�Puerto�Escondido. 132 00:04:53,693 --> 00:04:55,303 I�didn't�knows�that. 133 00:04:55,328 --> 00:04:56,658 It's�in�his�Twitter�bio. 134 00:04:56,696 --> 00:04:58,056 Twitter�is�a�cult. 135 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:00,301 Well,�don't�you�remember when�Glen�was�written�up 136 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:01,833 in�The�Banner�for finding�that�beagle? 137 00:05:01,868 --> 00:05:03,568 Oof,�beagles�go�bucky. 138 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:05,406 Super�tough�to�find�because they're�trying�to�get�lost. 139 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:08,541 I�caught�him�swimming�island to. 140 00:05:08,574 --> 00:05:09,884 They�get�a�scent and�they're�gone. 141 00:05:09,909 --> 00:05:12,349 -�Sounds�familiar. -�Silly�fuckin'�hounds. 142 00:05:12,378 --> 00:05:13,808 High�survival�rate�however. 143 00:05:13,846 --> 00:05:16,516 So,�Glen�Close. 144 00:05:16,549 --> 00:05:18,689 How�are�you going�to�find�it! 145 00:05:18,718 --> 00:05:20,688 First�things�first. 146 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:22,320 The�lost�dog. 147 00:05:22,355 --> 00:05:25,255 A�three-year�old�Nova�Scotia Duck�Toller�Retriever. 148 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,485 (gasping) Just�a�little�boo. 149 00:05:27,527 --> 00:05:28,657 Oh!�Is�he�a�good�boy? 150 00:05:28,695 --> 00:05:29,725 He�is�such�a�boy. 151 00:05:29,762 --> 00:05:32,402 How�long's�the�boy�been�lost? 152 00:05:32,432 --> 00:05:34,902 Well,�he�might�identify�as a�s. 153 00:05:34,934 --> 00:05:36,344 Five�days. 154 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:37,939 I�wasn't�finished virtue�signaling,�Glen. 155 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:39,574 -�Roald. -�Name? 156 00:05:39,605 --> 00:05:41,405 -�Gregory. -�(Giggling) 157 00:05:41,441 --> 00:05:42,611 Is�it�fuckin'�really? 158 00:05:42,675 --> 00:05:44,205 Thou�shalt�not�lie,�Wayne! 159 00:05:44,243 --> 00:05:46,353 You're�not�supposed�to give�dogs�human�names. 160 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:48,849 Imagine�trying�to call�him�at�a�dog�park? 161 00:05:48,881 --> 00:05:52,791 (Laughing) No,�Gregory!�Bad�dog,�Gregory. 162 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:54,092 Oh!�Sad�dog,�Gregory. 163 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:56,560 We�will�not�be�using�his�name. 164 00:05:56,589 --> 00:05:58,089 Fuckin'�eh. 165 00:05:58,124 --> 00:06:00,134 Once�a�dog�has�been in�the�wild�for�that�long, 166 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:02,063 their�brain�undergoes a�chemical�change 167 00:06:02,095 --> 00:06:03,295 called�Missing�Dog�Syndrome, 168 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:05,533 basically�fight or�flight�mode. 169 00:06:05,565 --> 00:06:08,425 So,�when�we�encounter�him, do�not�use�his�name. 170 00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:10,038 It�might�trigger�him to�run�away! 171 00:06:10,069 --> 00:06:12,269 Whys�isn't�Tibadoos outs�looks-in'�for�him? 172 00:06:12,305 --> 00:06:13,535 Same�reason�Jivin�wasn't. 173 00:06:13,573 --> 00:06:15,113 Yeah,�he's�a�fuckin'�degen. 174 00:06:15,141 --> 00:06:18,081 There's�only�a�3%�chance a�dog�will�go�to�their�owner 175 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:19,981 after�entering Missing�Dog�Syndrome. 176 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:21,746 (Scoffing) So�it's�a�moot�point. 177 00:06:21,781 --> 00:06:23,321 Who�the�fuck�are�you? 178 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:26,323 Also,�we�should�probably track�him�in�smaller�groups. 179 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,886 A�large�pack�might�spook�him. 180 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:29,390 Girls�rule,�boys�drool? 181 00:06:29,422 --> 00:06:30,992 Don't�threaten�me with�a�good�time. 182 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:32,457 Well,�I'll�go�with�you, good�buddy. 183 00:06:32,492 --> 00:06:36,262 Wh--�Good�buddy?�Wayne! 184 00:06:36,295 --> 00:06:38,295 Well,�whats�abouts�me's? 185 00:06:38,331 --> 00:06:40,571 You're�too�emotional�to�track, Squirrely�Dan. 186 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:42,900 That�energy's�not�good for�a. 187 00:06:42,935 --> 00:06:45,295 I�am�not�emotionals! 188 00:06:45,338 --> 00:06:46,738 We'll�consult�a�psychic. 189 00:06:46,773 --> 00:06:47,743 What? 190 00:06:47,774 --> 00:06:48,744 To�find�the�dog. 191 00:06:48,775 --> 00:06:50,235 A�psychic? 192 00:06:50,276 --> 00:06:53,076 Listen. When�I�was�a�young�skid, 193 00:06:53,112 --> 00:06:55,852 my�parents, they�owned�a�Chow�Chow�named 194 00:06:55,915 --> 00:06:58,415 Tatiana�Pamplemousse, and�I�know�I�seem�like 195 00:06:58,451 --> 00:07:00,121 I've�been�a�bit�emotional throughout�all�this, 196 00:07:00,153 --> 00:07:02,323 but�that's�just�because�Tatiana went�missing�one�evening-- 197 00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:03,785 -�Doesn't�matter. -�Anyhoo. 198 00:07:03,823 --> 00:07:04,963 Let's�go�up�Wallace�way. 199 00:07:04,991 --> 00:07:06,131 KATY:�I'll�take�Eaton�way. 200 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:07,989 -�WAYNE:�I�need�fuel. -�ROSIE:�West�end? 201 00:07:08,027 --> 00:07:09,327 WAYNE: Oh,�Bender's�is�cheaper. 202 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:11,102 (Whimpering) Free�beer. 203 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:16,665 Mr.�Dan? 204 00:07:19,138 --> 00:07:21,968 My--�My�sweeties�Ellens reads�tea�leaves. 205 00:07:22,008 --> 00:07:25,548 That's--�That's�kinds�of likes�a�psychics? 206 00:07:25,611 --> 00:07:30,221 (Both�giggling�maniacally) 207 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:31,653 Alright. 208 00:07:31,684 --> 00:07:33,054 I�guess�I'll�drive. 209 00:07:33,119 --> 00:07:35,219 Can't�believe we�got�stood�up,�buddy. 210 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,288 I've�never�been stood�up�in�my�life,�bro. 211 00:07:37,323 --> 00:07:38,863 Stood�up�for�a�gym�date, no�less. 212 00:07:38,891 --> 00:07:40,691 See,�bro, now�we'll�never�know. 213 00:07:40,726 --> 00:07:42,396 About�their�gym�styles? 214 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,402 No,�about�their�steez,�buddy. We'll�never�know! 215 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,304 Like,�what's�your favourite�steez? 216 00:07:46,332 --> 00:07:47,632 Hm.�Oh. 217 00:07:47,667 --> 00:07:49,237 I�like�that�steez,�buddy. 218 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:52,412 Ooh,�I�like�that�steez. 219 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:55,412 Oh,�love�that�steez,�bro. (Chuckling) 220 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,475 Aw,�that's�good�steez,�too. 221 00:07:57,510 --> 00:07:59,380 Hi,�Tassie! 222 00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:00,382 Hey,�Cassie! 223 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:01,753 -�I'm�Cassie. -�I'm�Tassie. 224 00:08:01,814 --> 00:08:04,224 Yeah,�we'll�get�'er. 225 00:08:04,250 --> 00:08:06,920 If�she's�Tassie�steez, all�is�forgiven,�buddy. 226 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:09,486 All�is�forgiven if�she's�Cassie�steez, 227 00:08:09,522 --> 00:08:11,362 but�we'll�never�know,�bro! 228 00:08:11,390 --> 00:08:12,930 We'll�never�know now,�buddy. 229 00:08:12,992 --> 00:08:14,732 -�WOMAN�1:�Reilly? -�WOMAN�2:�Jonesy? 230 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:16,260 -�Hey,�I'm�April. -�May. 231 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:17,429 Sorry�we're�late. 232 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,697 That's�okay. 233 00:08:18,731 --> 00:08:20,201 No,�it's�not, it's�tacky. 234 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:21,203 BOTH:�Yeah. 235 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:22,604 But�we're�here�now. 236 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:24,498 BOTH:�Yeah. 237 00:08:24,537 --> 00:08:27,367 Wait.�No,�we�have beer�league�now,�buddy. 238 00:08:27,406 --> 00:08:29,106 Oh.�Hundy�P. 239 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:30,575 We�waited�all�afternoon. 240 00:08:30,610 --> 00:08:31,780 Completely�my�fault. 241 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:32,784 May�was�on�time-- 242 00:08:32,845 --> 00:08:34,105 -�April. -�May? 243 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:35,850 -�April. -�May. 244 00:08:35,882 --> 00:08:37,522 It's�not�your�fault your�little�brother�came�home 245 00:08:37,550 --> 00:08:39,190 late�with�the�car. 246 00:08:39,218 --> 00:08:40,618 -�You're�right. -�I�know. 247 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,893 So,�um,�we're�here�now? 248 00:08:45,925 --> 00:08:48,085 Yeah,�but�we�got beer�league�now�though. 249 00:08:48,127 --> 00:08:49,297 So,�skip�it? 250 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,962 BOTH: We're�not�skipping�hockey. 251 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:53,531 Then�we'll�come�watch you�play. 252 00:08:53,566 --> 00:08:57,396 (Both�laughing) 253 00:08:57,436 --> 00:09:00,066 Okay. 254 00:09:00,106 --> 00:09:02,406 You�don't�bring�your�sweetie to�your�beer�league�game. 255 00:09:02,441 --> 00:09:03,481 Well,�why�not? 256 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,113 Usually�there's�only�one clueless�guy 257 00:09:05,144 --> 00:09:07,084 that'll�bring�his�sweetie�to his�beer�league�game, 258 00:09:07,113 --> 00:09:09,153 and�that�means�there's one�lone�rocket�sitting�solo 259 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:11,875 in�the�stands,�and�if�that clu, 260 00:09:11,918 --> 00:09:14,448 then�I'm�finding�out�who that�guy�is�on�the�other�team, 261 00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:16,257 and�I'm�chirping that�guy�all�night. 262 00:09:16,289 --> 00:09:17,919 See,�I'll�know who�the�clueless�guy�is 263 00:09:17,957 --> 00:09:20,087 half�way�through�warm-up, and�I'll�be�getting 264 00:09:20,126 --> 00:09:21,786 right�in�his�kitchen all�night�long. 265 00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:24,257 -�Are�you�serious? -�I�think�they're�serious. 266 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:26,597 -�You�guys�are�rockets. -�NASA�certified. 267 00:09:26,632 --> 00:09:28,972 -�Aggressive�boost�gliders. -�Exhaust�velocity. 268 00:09:29,001 --> 00:09:31,441 -�Ballistic�missiles. -�Thrust�equalizers. 269 00:09:31,470 --> 00:09:32,810 Unrestricted�burners. 270 00:09:32,838 --> 00:09:34,738 Static�tested, staged�in�orbit. 271 00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:36,284 BOTH:�Huh. 272 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:38,309 But�there's�no�way�we'd�put a�. 273 00:09:38,344 --> 00:09:39,454 Rain�check? 274 00:09:39,478 --> 00:09:40,608 No�time,�buddy. We�gotta�go. 275 00:09:40,646 --> 00:09:42,176 Rain�check!�Love�your�steez! 276 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:43,478 Love�the�steez,�snipees! 277 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:46,086 (Scoffing) 278 00:09:46,118 --> 00:09:47,118 April? 279 00:09:47,153 --> 00:09:48,693 May? 280 00:09:48,754 --> 00:09:50,094 April. 281 00:09:50,122 --> 00:09:51,822 May. 282 00:09:51,857 --> 00:09:53,427 We�just�got�ditched. 283 00:09:53,459 --> 00:09:55,289 I've�never�been ditched�a�day�in�my�life. 284 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:57,958 BOTH:�Huh. 285 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,373 Tommy�Bahama lookin'�motherfucker. 286 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:04,095 Mine�looks�like�a�toe. 287 00:10:04,136 --> 00:10:06,436 What�sort�of�botched�birth�canal did�that�mole�roll�out�of? 288 00:10:06,472 --> 00:10:08,812 Monkfish,�hagfish,�flightless dung�beetle�lookin'�mutt. 289 00:10:08,841 --> 00:10:10,281 Fuckin'�hockey�players. 290 00:10:10,309 --> 00:10:11,839 You�know,�dudes�like�that spend�the�entire�game 291 00:10:11,877 --> 00:10:13,477 looking�at�their�reflection in�the�glass. 292 00:10:13,512 --> 00:10:15,452 Dudes�like�that go�tongue�out. 293 00:10:15,481 --> 00:10:17,651 We�drove�all�the�way from�the�city�for�this? 294 00:10:19,385 --> 00:10:22,015 We�have�to�make�this�trip�worth a�tank�of�gas,�am�I�right? 295 00:10:22,054 --> 00:10:23,224 Bring�a�back-up�ensemble? 296 00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,219 A�couple.�You? 297 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:27,561 My�car�is�my�closet,�lovely. 298 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,197 Oh.�Hey,�Tassie! 299 00:10:29,228 --> 00:10:30,228 Hey�Cassie! 300 00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:31,356 I'm�Tassie. 301 00:10:31,397 --> 00:10:32,397 I'm�Cassie. 302 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,626 You�sure? 303 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,136 GLEN:�Now,�a�Duck�Toller doest 304 00:10:39,171 --> 00:10:41,371 of�say�a�Shepherd or�a�Shar�Pei. 305 00:10:41,407 --> 00:10:43,477 But�he'll�sure�as�shit be�preyed�upon. 306 00:10:43,509 --> 00:10:45,909 Breed's�not�a�big�roamer, fortunately. 307 00:10:45,978 --> 00:10:47,408 Unlike�fuckin'�beagles. 308 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,350 Is�it�true�that purebreds�are�more�likely 309 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:50,722 to�get�stolen�than�mutts? 310 00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:52,050 Texas�sized�10-4. 311 00:10:52,084 --> 00:10:53,694 I�hope�someone didn't�scoop�Gregory�up 312 00:10:53,719 --> 00:10:54,989 and�start�whoring�him�out. 313 00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:56,521 Fuckin'�Gregory. 314 00:10:56,555 --> 00:10:58,915 You're�not�supposed�to give�dogs�human�names. 315 00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:01,091 Well,�if�he's�three, his�pills�should�be�long�gone. 316 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:03,760 Not�a�safe�assumption if�yo. 317 00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:05,729 Most�lost�or�spooked�dogs�will have�a�three 318 00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:09,035 to�seven�kilometer�range, though�some�will�get�up�to�18. 319 00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:11,568 They'll�often�centre�around their�last�known�place, 320 00:11:11,604 --> 00:11:14,444 even�if�something�traumatic happened�like�gettin'�dinged. 321 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,007 Dogs�will�follow�barriers. 322 00:11:16,042 --> 00:11:17,412 Edges�of�the�bush. 323 00:11:17,443 --> 00:11:18,413 Fence�lines. 324 00:11:18,444 --> 00:11:20,584 Dogs�circle�before�laying�down. 325 00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:23,023 So�watch�for�patches of�flattened�down�grass 326 00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:24,579 in�a�twisted�pattern. 327 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:26,717 This'd�be�a�lot�harder for�the�dog�in�the�winter, 328 00:11:26,752 --> 00:11:28,752 but�it'd�be�a�lot�easier�for�us. 329 00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:31,758 Fun�fact,�dogs�will�often go�where�horses�are�kept. 330 00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:33,561 What�if�the�weather�gets�bad? 331 00:11:33,592 --> 00:11:35,362 They'll�seek�shelter�from the�wind�behind�something 332 00:11:35,394 --> 00:11:37,264 rather�than�crawl under�something. 333 00:11:37,296 --> 00:11:40,426 He'll�roam�'til�it�gets�really bad�before�finding�shelter. 334 00:11:40,466 --> 00:11:42,696 Dogs�can�sense�weather before�it�shows�up. 335 00:11:42,735 --> 00:11:44,865 Is�it�true�that�dogs can�sense�earthquakes? 336 00:11:44,904 --> 00:11:47,214 Yeah,�'cause�Gus�slept throu. 337 00:11:47,239 --> 00:11:48,909 -�Did�he�really? -�Is�that�right? 338 00:11:48,941 --> 00:11:50,981 Pooped�in�the�bed a�wee�bit�later�though. 339 00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:52,283 Did�he�really? 340 00:11:52,311 --> 00:11:53,751 Is�that�right? 341 00:11:53,779 --> 00:11:57,649 Yup,�which�ultimately became�breakfast�in�bed. 342 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:58,717 Yup. 343 00:11:59,952 --> 00:12:00,922 So... 344 00:12:00,953 --> 00:12:02,293 Not�all�of�it,�Roald. 345 00:12:02,321 --> 00:12:04,961 Leave�about�a�teaspoon in�the�bottom. 346 00:12:04,990 --> 00:12:07,060 It's�okay. Now�turn�it. 347 00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:12,402 Rotate�it�three�times. 348 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,000 And�make�a�wish. 349 00:12:17,069 --> 00:12:19,169 (Scoffing) Roald. 350 00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,068 We's�all�wishin' for�the�same�things. 351 00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:22,677 That's�why�we called�youse,�Ellens. 352 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,282 Wish�you'd�come�more�often,�Dan. 353 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:27,110 SKIDS:�(whispering) Sex,�sex,�sex,�sex,�sex. 354 00:12:27,146 --> 00:12:28,576 -�Butt�sex. -�Butt�sex. 355 00:12:30,282 --> 00:12:33,452 Do�you�want�me�to�tell�you th? 356 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:34,986 (Roald�squealing) 357 00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:37,660 Dogs�will�go�to�horses, you�know. 358 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:39,090 You�takes�the�goods with�the�bads. 359 00:12:39,125 --> 00:12:40,925 Such�is�lifes. 360 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,500 Okay. 361 00:12:42,528 --> 00:12:45,128 What�I'm�doing�now�is examining�the�tea�leaves 362 00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:49,274 for�any�shapes that�may�jump�out. 363 00:12:49,301 --> 00:12:52,001 Any�numbers,�letters... 364 00:12:52,037 --> 00:12:53,607 starting�at�the�handle, 365 00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:56,279 and�moving�clockwise around�the�cup. 366 00:12:57,643 --> 00:12:58,783 STEWART:�'Kay. 367 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,179 It�looks�like�Gregory�is�hurt. 368 00:13:02,214 --> 00:13:03,354 (Gasping) What?! 369 00:13:03,382 --> 00:13:04,882 I�can't�tell�if�he�still�is, 370 00:13:04,950 --> 00:13:08,190 but�I�see�the�letter�T. 371 00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:11,623 Tibadoo. 372 00:13:12,658 --> 00:13:14,158 He�isn't�moving. 373 00:13:14,193 --> 00:13:15,633 BOYS: What? 374 00:13:15,661 --> 00:13:18,831 He's�not�dead, he's�just�not�moving. 375 00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:20,634 And�then? 376 00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:25,136 I�get�the�sense�that he's...�confined�somehow. 377 00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:28,541 I�see�the�letter�D. 378 00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:30,744 Degens�from�upcountries? 379 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,850 I�see�an�A. 380 00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:35,648 (Whispering) Aliens? 381 00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:38,151 And�I�see�an�N. 382 00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:39,724 Wait. 383 00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:43,162 D-A-N? 384 00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:44,419 That's�my�names. 385 00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:50,104 Well,�it�could�also-- 386 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:51,762 could�also�spell�"Nad". 387 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:56,000 -�Yeah. -�Yeah,�okay. 388 00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:57,435 Do�you�think�this looks�like�a�dick? 389 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:03,842 (Players�hooting�and�hollering) 390 00:14:03,876 --> 00:14:13,886 �� 391 00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:20,531 ���Tear�the�roof�up,�baby,��� 392 00:14:20,559 --> 00:14:22,899 ���Don't�give�a�shit how�it's�done��� 393 00:14:22,928 --> 00:14:26,628 SHORESY:�What�fucking clueless�pieces�of�shit 394 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:29,239 brought�their�broads�to watch�'em�play�beer�league? 395 00:14:29,268 --> 00:14:30,238 (Knocking) 396 00:14:30,269 --> 00:14:31,869 -�Reilly! -�Jonesy! 397 00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:33,474 Thank�you�for�inviting us�to�watch�you�play 398 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:34,869 -�beer�league,�babe. -�Yeah,�thank�you. 399 00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:36,277 Thank�you. 400 00:14:36,308 --> 00:14:38,108 We�know�how�much�you love�beer�league,�babe. 401 00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:40,253 We�know�how�seriously�you�take y. 402 00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:42,249 We're�just�gonna�be your�lil'�cheerleaders! 403 00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:44,151 -�Score�me�a�goal! -�Love�ya,�babe! 404 00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:45,316 APRIL: Have�fun! 405 00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:49,790 Where�the�fuck�did�he�go? 406 00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:53,092 Gonna�be�a�long�night, you�fuckin�losers! 407 00:14:55,327 --> 00:14:57,097 I�hope�he�didn't�get�dinged. 408 00:14:57,129 --> 00:14:58,659 Statistically, getting�dinged�by�a�car 409 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:00,901 will�happen�when the�dog�first�gets�lost. 410 00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:02,473 Slim�chance�it�will happen�in�the�days�after. 411 00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:05,341 Dogs�most�often�travel�in�a linear�pattern, 412 00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:06,774 back�and�forth. 413 00:15:06,805 --> 00:15:08,465 Quarries�are�another good�place�to�look. 414 00:15:08,507 --> 00:15:09,577 Shelter�from�the�wind. 415 00:15:09,608 --> 00:15:11,308 Bonus�if�there's�a�water�source. 416 00:15:11,343 --> 00:15:13,613 They�need�time�to�calm�after Lost�Dog�Syndrome�kicks�in. 417 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:14,946 They�need�time to�get�desperate 418 00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:16,520 before�they'll seek�out�civilization. 419 00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:19,182 Okay,�this�is�important. 420 00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:21,121 If�we�see�Gregory, don't�say�his�name 421 00:15:21,153 --> 00:15:22,453 the�way�he's�used�to�hearing�it. 422 00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:24,588 His�name�is�now a�trigger�to�run. 423 00:15:24,623 --> 00:15:27,533 What�you�wanna�do�is kneel�down�without�facing�him. 424 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,363 But�keep�him�in your�peripheral�vision. 425 00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:31,828 Almost�like�you're�facing another�dog�that�isn't�there. 426 00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:34,174 And�you�want�to�use�words Gregory�knows,�like�walk. 427 00:15:34,199 --> 00:15:35,869 -�Treat. -�It'll�also�be�beneficial 428 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,835 to�have�some�treats�on�your person. 429 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:40,440 'Kay,�back�to�saying Gregory's�name�in�a�way 430 00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:42,112 that�he�doesn't�usually�hear. 431 00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:43,141 It�helps�to�sing�it. 432 00:15:43,175 --> 00:15:44,805 -�Sing�it? -�Yup. 433 00:15:44,843 --> 00:15:47,183 -�Sing�Gregory? -�Make�it�sing-songy. 434 00:15:47,212 --> 00:15:48,612 Well,�imagine�Tibadoo's at�the�back�door 435 00:15:48,647 --> 00:15:50,447 hollerin'�and�telling�him�it's time�to�come�for�supper, 436 00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:51,952 he'd�probably�say something�like:�Gregory! 437 00:15:51,984 --> 00:15:53,354 BOTH:�(Sternly) Gregory! 438 00:15:53,385 --> 00:15:55,015 -�Gregory! -�Right? 439 00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:56,724 So,�you�want�to�give�each syllable�a�different�tone. 440 00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:57,959 Shake�things�up�a�little. 441 00:15:57,990 --> 00:15:59,790 -�Make�it�sing-songy. -�Try�it. 442 00:15:59,825 --> 00:16:01,555 -�You�try�it. -�Try�it. 443 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,027 You�try�it. 444 00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:06,226 (Glen�&�Rosie clearing�their�throats) 445 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:10,298 BOTH:�(Singing) Gregory. 446 00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:11,896 GLEN: ���Gregory��� 447 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,741 ROSIE: ���Gregory��� 448 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:16,636 ���Gregory,�Gregory��� 449 00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:20,705 ���Gregory��� 450 00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:22,476 (speaking�flatly) Gregory. 451 00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:24,724 (Sighing)�You're�not�supposed to�give�dogs�human�names. 452 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,320 Ooh,�look�over�there. 453 00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:28,552 Some�flattened�down�grass in�a�twisted�pattern. 454 00:16:28,587 --> 00:16:29,817 Sheltered�from�the�wind. 455 00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:30,915 Close�to�a�fence�line. 456 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,560 -�And�look... -�(Neighing) 457 00:16:32,591 --> 00:16:34,331 Horses. 458 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,400 Oh. 459 00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:39,568 SHORESY:�Whole�rink's�laughin' . 460 00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:41,028 Fuck�you,�Shoresy. 461 00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:42,896 SHORESY:�Fuck�you,�Reilly. I�haven't�laughed�this�hard 462 00:16:42,935 --> 00:16:45,065 since�your�mom�queefed�out her�birthday�candles. 463 00:16:45,104 --> 00:16:46,614 Fuck�you,�Shoresy. 464 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,212 Fuck�you,�Jonesy. I�haven't�laughed�this�hard 465 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,210 since�your�mom cleared�out�Denny's�at�3:00�am 466 00:16:50,242 --> 00:16:51,842 with�her�coke�farts. 467 00:16:51,877 --> 00:16:54,347 (Whistle�blowing)�Fuck,�boys,�I . 468 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:57,520 -�What's�that�Gap�Dream? -�Fuck�you,�Shoresy. 469 00:16:57,549 --> 00:16:59,719 Fuck�you,�Reilly.�I'm�only asking�so�I�can�help�your�mum. 470 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,252 Her�ginger�mitt's so�rotten�I�call�it 471 00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:03,016 Anne�of�Gangrene�Gables. Sticks�in. 472 00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:04,355 Fuck�you,�Shoresy. 473 00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:06,130 SHORESY:�Fuck�you,�Jonesy. Anything's�better�than 474 00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:07,731 your�mom's�spoiled�oyster�stank. 475 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:08,890 (Whistle�blowing) 476 00:17:08,927 --> 00:17:10,957 (Grunting) Fuck,�Shoresy! 477 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,630 Fuck's�sake,�Reilly. 478 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,268 How�do�you�get�'em�to sit�still�like�that? 479 00:17:14,299 --> 00:17:15,969 I�can't�take your�mum�fucking�anywhere. 480 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,565 Fuck�you,�Shoresy. 481 00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:19,873 Yeah,�fuck�you,�Reilly. Your�mom�hand�bombed�herself 482 00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:22,135 at�our�picnic�at�the�beach andf 483 00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,137 of�squirt�into�the�water like�sea�levels 484 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,739 aren't�rising at�an�alarming�rate. 485 00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:27,278 Fuck�you,�Shoresy. 486 00:17:27,312 --> 00:17:28,752 SHORESY: Fuck�you,�Jonesy. 487 00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,651 Your�mom�gave�me�an�over- the-pants�handy�at�the�mall 488 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,446 and�then�cried when�I�cleaned�myself�up 489 00:17:32,484 --> 00:17:34,494 with�the�racy�top she�got�at�Sirens. 490 00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:35,893 Fuck�you,�Shoresy. 491 00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:37,491 Fuck�you,�you�piece�of�shit. (Whistle�blowing) 492 00:17:41,393 --> 00:17:43,303 (Whistle�blowing) 493 00:17:43,328 --> 00:17:46,128 Fuck,�I�wish�they'd�just go�back�to�the�city,�buddy. 494 00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:49,325 SHORESY:�Hey,�Reilly,�speaking r 495 00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:51,271 in�the�city�was�a�rough�trip never�wandered�from 496 00:17:51,303 --> 00:17:52,913 your�mom's�mitt to�her�butthole. 497 00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:54,338 Fuck�you,�Shoresy. 498 00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:55,836 I�swear,�if�you�weren't a�fucking�ref,�I'd-- 499 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,178 SHORESY:�Fuck�you,�Jonesy. I�swear�if�your�mom�fills 500 00:17:58,243 --> 00:18:00,413 my�bedroom�with�any�more�squirt I'm�going�to�need�to�rent 501 00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:02,816 a�water�taxi�to�get out�of. 502 00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:05,618 Fuck�you,�Shoresy, and�fuc. 503 00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:07,651 I'm�out,�too.�Ninja�dust,�bro. 504 00:18:09,955 --> 00:18:11,785 SHORESY:�Well,�fuck�it, dibs�on�digies,�boys. 505 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:14,994 Hey,�you�guys�wanna�get�some Thai�style�chow�mein,�or... 506 00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:17,527 �� 507 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:18,656 D. 508 00:18:18,697 --> 00:18:19,667 An�A. 509 00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:21,268 And�an�N. 510 00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,500 There's�lots�of�guys in�Letterkennys�named�Dan. 511 00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:25,335 ELLEN:�It�could�be�"Nad". 512 00:18:25,370 --> 00:18:27,940 You�know,�a�few�of�those�guys even�shares�my�last�names. 513 00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:29,543 I�thought�your last�name�was�Dan. 514 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,608 (Scoffing) Dan�is�a�first�name. 515 00:18:32,644 --> 00:18:36,184 What�did�you�think my�first�name�was? 516 00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:37,175 Squirrelly. 517 00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:38,176 (Phone�vibrating) 518 00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:39,687 Oh,�hold�on. 519 00:18:39,718 --> 00:18:41,988 (Phone�vibrating) 520 00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:45,020 Squirrelly�Daniel's�phone, Squirrely�Daniel�speakings. 521 00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:48,187 Uh-huh?�Oh,�terrific. 522 00:18:48,227 --> 00:18:49,997 Oh,�good�news. 523 00:18:50,028 --> 00:18:51,228 Toodle-oo. 524 00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:00,307 Oh,�they�found�Gregory. 525 00:19:02,674 --> 00:19:04,384 NOAH:�We�first�saw�him running�the�fence�line 526 00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:05,839 where�the�horses�are�kept. 527 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:07,578 Yes�and�then�he�came�back later�that�afternoon 528 00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:09,476 when�we�were installing�the�swing. 529 00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:11,245 Ah!�I�hadn't�mentioned. We're...�swingers�now. 530 00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:13,546 Oh. 531 00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:15,715 A�large�portion�of�our community�enjoys�swinging. 532 00:19:15,754 --> 00:19:17,424 Mainly�the�children, traditionally, 533 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:21,029 but�recently�we've�joined a�n. 534 00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:22,689 We've�swung�with each�other's�parents�once. 535 00:19:22,728 --> 00:19:24,258 How's�the�dog? 536 00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:27,099 Oh,�he�was�barely�conscious when�he�first�wandered�over. 537 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:29,026 Eyes�barely�open. Just�little�slits. 538 00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:30,667 The�tightest�little�slits. 539 00:19:30,702 --> 00:19:32,542 As�he�was�losing�consciousness I�began�jerking�him 540 00:19:32,571 --> 00:19:33,541 to�keep�him�up. 541 00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:34,942 Two�hands�at�one�point. 542 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,207 He�had�a�fairly�serious gash�on�his�side,�once. 543 00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:38,782 Clash�with�a�coyote,�no�doubt. 544 00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:41,554 Well,�if�you�fight�one, you�fight�a�bunch�of�'em. 545 00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:43,020 I�was�able�to�patch�him�up, 546 00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:45,048 but�it�took�a�lot�of tender�love�and�care. 547 00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:46,593 Let's�just�say I've�had�my�face�in�gash 548 00:19:46,618 --> 00:19:47,918 for�the�better�part of�three�days. 549 00:19:47,953 --> 00:19:49,023 Face�and�fingers,�once. 550 00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:50,764 I�swiftly�retrieved�my�scissors 551 00:19:50,789 --> 00:19:53,089 and�crafted a�bandage�for�the�gash. 552 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,285 No�one�scissors�like�mine�wife. 553 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,960 Well,�our�daughters scissor�quite�skillfully. 554 00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,630 Now,�credit�where�it's�due. 555 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:02,398 Our�daughters�learned to�scissor�from�their�mother. 556 00:20:02,434 --> 00:20:03,874 Teaching�our�daughters to�scissor 557 00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:06,642 has�been�one�of�the�great�joys of�my�life. 558 00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,105 Look�at�me. 559 00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,110 I�get�wet�just thinking�about�it. 560 00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:11,712 A�D�for�Dyck. 561 00:20:11,743 --> 00:20:13,153 An�A�for�Anita. 562 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,782 And�Ns�for�Noahs. 563 00:20:14,813 --> 00:20:16,823 And�the�tea�leaves�were in�the�shape�of�a�dick! 564 00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,382 Where's�he�now,�Anita? 565 00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:20,617 Is�he�confined? 566 00:20:20,652 --> 00:20:22,552 We�wrapped�him�in�a�blanket 567 00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:23,958 and�laid�him�by a�fire,�once. 568 00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:27,159 Well-meaning�folks, just�a�wee�bit�redneck. 569 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,286 The�children�have�taken quite�a�fondness�to�Sunshine. 570 00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:30,928 (Gasping) Sunshine? 571 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,933 Yes.�The�name�we've�given�him, if�only�temporarily. 572 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:35,065 We�thought�of�calling�him Monster�for�the�sickness 573 00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:36,070 living�inside�of�him. 574 00:20:36,101 --> 00:20:37,341 Monster�Dyck. 575 00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:38,772 And�he�was�so�thin when�he�first�arrived 576 00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:40,244 we�thought�of calling�him�Pencil. 577 00:20:40,272 --> 00:20:41,442 Pencil�Dyck. 578 00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:42,673 We�even�considered naming�him�after 579 00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:43,841 Noah's�late�grandmother, 580 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,079 Sarah�Theresa�Dyck. 581 00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:46,650 STD�for�short. 582 00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:49,148 SKIDS:�(whispering)�Discharge, . 583 00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:50,781 But�at�last�we�settled�on-- 584 00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:51,776 But�his�name�is-- 585 00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:53,317 Sunshine. 586 00:20:53,352 --> 00:20:55,792 You're�not�supposed�to give�dogs�human�names. 587 00:20:55,821 --> 00:20:57,261 We'll�be�sad�to�see�him�go. 588 00:20:58,523 --> 00:21:01,133 I�assume�ye's�are�here to�take�him�back, 589 00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:02,689 return�him�to�his�true�master? 590 00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:06,771 (All�muttering) 591 00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:12,171 Alright,�okay.�Fine. It�looks�like�we�agree! 592 00:21:12,204 --> 00:21:14,044 How�would�youse like�to�keep�him? 593 00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:19,709 Now,�mine�wife, you�know�on�Mennonite�farms 594 00:21:19,778 --> 00:21:21,678 animals�fulfil only�two�functions. 595 00:21:21,713 --> 00:21:23,553 T'work�and�t'eat. 596 00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:25,875 But�Sunshine is�still�healing. 597 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,891 ���Sittin'�on�the�edge atop�a�canyon��� 598 00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:31,224 Joyful�wife,�joyful�life. 599 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,460 Alright,�then. 600 00:21:32,491 --> 00:21:34,631 (Clapping) 601 00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:37,400 He�can�stay.�We'll�continue to�tend�to�him�day�to�day. 602 00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:39,802 I'm�surprised�that�mine�wife didn't�become�a�doctor, 603 00:21:39,831 --> 00:21:42,401 for�it�would�seem�as�though she�can't�resist�an�open�gash. 604 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,240 My�husband�knew�I�was�many things�when�he�married�me, 605 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,336 but�I�can�assure�you, 606 00:21:48,373 --> 00:21:50,013 a�gash�lover�was not�one�of�them. 607 00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:52,512 It's�true! 608 00:21:52,544 --> 00:21:54,414 (Both�laughing) 609 00:21:56,214 --> 00:22:00,224 (Both�laughing�hysterically) 610 00:22:01,586 --> 00:22:05,156 ���...become�afraid and�watch�it�go��� 611 00:22:06,525 --> 00:22:06,555 ���And�the�day�is�long��� 612 00:22:12,364 --> 00:22:15,534 ���And�the�bridge is�gone��� 613 00:22:17,436 --> 00:22:21,836 ���And�the�river's washed�away...��� 614 00:22:22,908 --> 00:22:25,838 ���The�road�I'm�on��� 615 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:32,780 ���Only�road�I�know��� 616 00:22:36,588 --> 00:22:42,058 �� 617 00:22:43,228 --> 00:22:46,528 ���Everybody's�got a�problem��� 618 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:51,537 ���Something�to�do with�self-control��� 619 00:22:53,605 --> 00:22:55,435 ���You�gotta�tell�somebody��� 620 00:22:55,474 --> 00:22:57,244 ���If�you�got�one��� 621 00:22:58,643 --> 00:23:00,583 ���You�can't�pretend you�didn't�know��� 622 00:23:00,633 --> 00:23:05,183 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 49315

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